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#628 Ayewey · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What is up?
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  Speaker 2: And welcome back to another episode here that we don't
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  Speaker 2: smoke the same podcast, Wake and Bake condition. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: so much everybody for patiently waiting and tuning in this morning.
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  Speaker 2: A big shout out to our sponsors to make the
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  Speaker 2: show possible.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: And yes, we gotta shout them out. I know some
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  Speaker 2: people don't like it, but we gotta fucking shout them out.
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  Speaker 3: You know why it happened. And it's a whole team.
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  Speaker 2: It's a whole unit over here, dog, So shout out
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  Speaker 2: to Mission Smog. I don't know how many drivers they
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  Speaker 2: have gotten on the road by making sure they get
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  Speaker 2: their small check guaranteed. So if you need a small
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  Speaker 2: check pass, you don't even need to show up. Just
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  Speaker 2: ask my older brother. I fucking did that for him
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  Speaker 2: last week. Didn't even have to pull up, Dog, Mission
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  Speaker 2: Smog out there in the city of Riverside. They will
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  Speaker 2: hook you up. Oh you gotta say, we don't smoke
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: the same sent you though. Also, we're getting ready for Cushtock, cushtock,
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  Speaker 2: cush stock, cush stock cushtock.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure you guys get it. Get your tickets.
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  Speaker 2: They're free on the seventeenth. It is going down, so
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  Speaker 2: make sure you guys, what does it get your tickets?
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  Speaker 2: February it is going down, so cushtock what is it?
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  Speaker 2: Also gonna giving away some VIP tickets thanks to tribunear.
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  Speaker 2: And speaking of kushtalk, you know that we're trying to
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  Speaker 2: get another trophy for best hash hole again, what is it?
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  Speaker 3: Or maybe we do best hash holl collaboration.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta get another chick Lits trophy, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: fucking enter some shit. And if you want some chick
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  Speaker 2: Lits in your life, join the Secret menu. All you
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  Speaker 2: gotta do is join the Patreon. It's just five bucksing up.
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  Speaker 2: Uh if you really want to get hooked up or
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  Speaker 2: follow chick Lit's underscore Lost dot Angeles. Also, make sure
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  Speaker 2: you guys get some Haydar in your radar. Haar Los
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  Speaker 2: Angeles got deleted, but they keep coming back. Make sure
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  Speaker 2: you guys keep following them in their new pages and
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: they're they're constantly working, so hey, They're also available on
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  Speaker 2: the Secret Menu, so make sure you guys follow them out,
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  Speaker 2: I mean follow them on their new account. And last
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  Speaker 2: but not least, you've been seeing me post them up
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  Speaker 2: a lot because I've been and I.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta, I gotta, I gotta remember, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Just because I want to get my full protein dose,
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  Speaker 2: I decide to put four doing sorry, two packets of
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  Speaker 2: those two other I'm talking about can Away twenty six grams.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: A protein?
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  Speaker 2: Forty five milligrams of some fire you got some elk
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  Speaker 2: gluted me. I don't know how to pronounce the last part,
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  Speaker 2: and so and what is some BC double a's in there?
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  Speaker 3: Trust me?
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  Speaker 2: I keep thinking this is just regular protein, and then
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  Speaker 2: before I know it, it's the protein that gives me
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  Speaker 2: the mounchies.
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  Speaker 1: Dog.
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  Speaker 2: So you got to make sure you, uh you have
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  Speaker 2: some healthy snacks around you, but follow can Away.
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  Speaker 3: Also speaking of way, is what's going on to to?
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  Speaker 1: What is it nitty? What's going on? Way?
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  Speaker 3: What that means?
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  Speaker 1: Way? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Like homie, Yeah, it's like, uh, what about the place
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  Speaker 4: called Takoway.
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  Speaker 3: That's just the like that's like the way like this
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  Speaker 3: one way?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that was actually English like way is b u
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  Speaker 2: e y like a way or I think or sorry
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  Speaker 2: g u e.
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  Speaker 1: Y uh yeah g u e g if it was
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  Speaker 1: it the other way?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's like nitty, no sales way Okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the pod. It's a number on Mexican podcasts
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  Speaker 1: in the world. You already know. Happy to be here.
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  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful day, Laty, good morning you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Hey man, yeah, cup check us out at Cushdock.
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  Speaker 1: You already know it's pre event. Pull up. You don't
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  Speaker 1: even have to buy that.
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  Speaker 5: They pull up, say we don't smoke the same, I'll
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  Speaker 5: smoke you out with a hashwoll bro, It's all all
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  Speaker 5: it takes.
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  Speaker 3: This year, We're gonna set up like a whole village though.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to have all the vendors, like everybody
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  Speaker 2: get a booth and we just zip tie all the boots.
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  Speaker 1: Together like an island type thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a whole fucking roll that way they can't
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  Speaker 2: move us like they like they can't move us, and
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  Speaker 2: then we're just there like you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I think that they'd be like, hey, bro, we already
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  Speaker 2: set up.
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  Speaker 3: Man, we're tired. We're tired.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, Like you know you're gonna you're gonna help us. Yeah, Bro,
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  Speaker 2: I think we really need to do that this year.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody needs to get like their ten by ten and
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  Speaker 2: then eventually one of those ten by tens.
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  Speaker 3: We just usually as a kicking lounge.
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  Speaker 1: If everybody could get there on time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if everybody can fucking get there on time. And
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  Speaker 2: also what is it?
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  Speaker 3: Listen?
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  Speaker 2: I like you guys coming to the booth, man, but
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  Speaker 2: you guys gotta be you guys gotta kick it in
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  Speaker 2: a certain area.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, open here, blocking inventory and ship bro.
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  Speaker 2: I get it, man, my booth is popping, dog, but
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  Speaker 2: it's not a fucking loungeby You're gonna be the one, okay,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm a corrected cushtok is on the seventh, February seventh,
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  Speaker 2: February seventh, so right around the corner.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be right before I go to Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Right before fucking super Bowl, the weekend before super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: I thought super Bowl was this weekend super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Like the fourteenth is around. It's around Valentine's Day?
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: Are you and Tino? Bet bet bet it up already?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, gambling on crypto right now? The season last long.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta hit me off for the right
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  Speaker 3: kind of gambling. Bro, hit me up for that.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: Don't hit me up to fucking go to the casino. Bro.
• 4:48
  Speaker 5: You missed it because I'll tell you that that coin
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  Speaker 5: I showed you it went from double zero's under a
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  Speaker 5: penny and it hit fourteen cents. So if you would
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  Speaker 5: have bought in, cashed out somewhere around ten cents bro
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  Speaker 5: a couple grand.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. So it's that same weekend.
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  Speaker 2: See the reason and the reason they don't let me
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  Speaker 2: tell you the reason they don't do the soup they
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  Speaker 2: don't do the super Bowl on that day at kushtok.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now because I was there when
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  Speaker 2: they got served for for eighty thousand dollars fine, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for showing the Super Bowl at uh Hairgrounds all.
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  Speaker 3: Over the screens and televising it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Dog, it was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It was a license to do a party.
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  Speaker 3: I was their dog. I was dressed up as Darth Vader. Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You need a license per TV. It's showing, dude.
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  Speaker 2: They put it, They ran it all over the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody was like, this is the best cushed eighty thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars cushtock wbe.
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  Speaker 1: That's why not every sports bar does that. When you
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  Speaker 1: want to go out and watch the main event.
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  Speaker 3: Don't they charge you like forty bucks?
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: Ahead and April, don't get mad they know they're going
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: to text the But listen, bro, capitalism is the fucking
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: biggest mafia. They could either be on your side, you
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  Speaker 2: could be on their ship. List dog, I hate to
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  Speaker 2: describe it that way, but you gotta make it work
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: Dog.
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  Speaker 4: If you're gonna watch it illegally, watch it at home?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also, thank you're way for running the boards morning shot
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  Speaker 2: films and returning what is it making his way back
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  Speaker 2: over here. It's been a long time right into this
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  Speaker 2: school in San Diego again. But this fool was he
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  Speaker 2: produced majority of my music, if I'm not mistaken.
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  Speaker 1: When I was making music.
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about Eddie's. I don't even know what the
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  Speaker 2: hell he's doing. I didn't know he was twenty one.
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  Speaker 2: We were hanging out, we're talking about the winning Lee anyway, Dog, what's.
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  Speaker 1: Up, dog? How's everyone doing? Right?
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: I know, Bro?
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  Speaker 2: This was we went to go eat the other day
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  Speaker 2: the other day at uh this like haunted restaurant, like
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  Speaker 2: just it was. I didn't know what was Haunted Hunters
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  Speaker 2: at Carlsbad. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a it's like a little cabin lookie spot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I didn't know what was haunted. It's built,
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  Speaker 1: it's built on the burial ground.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh yeah, this fool he was like, yeah, dog,
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  Speaker 2: who's you guys brought me into the studio? Was just
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  Speaker 2: like firstly twenty one and I was like, hey, you didn't,
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  Speaker 2: you didn't. You didn't feel the need to mention that,
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  Speaker 2: you go, twenty one is the.
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  Speaker 3: Thank god he wasn't a woman.
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  Speaker 1: You would have tried to sleep with you.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if it's one thing, if it's one thing we
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  Speaker 2: learned here from from working here so many years, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you don't bring a woman into this atmosphere.
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  Speaker 1: You're asking for problems unless they want to take dabs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, unless they want to take dabs and
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  Speaker 2: order Postmates.
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  Speaker 1: Dog.
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  Speaker 3: That was that was some funny ship though.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, So we were saying we're like yo,
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: We're like yo, you ever noticed that like all the
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: like the pretty girls like that, like the people the
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: girls that think they're like attractive at like like the
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: weed events. Like You're like, what do they do? How
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: come they never smoke? Because they all they all like hoke, right,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They all like coke.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: It's never it's never the girls that you that you
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  Speaker 2: that you think like the fine ones. It's never those
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  Speaker 2: asking for a dab. You know who's asking for the dab,
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  Speaker 2: The fucking Princess Fiona's dog.
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  Speaker 3: The ones that are in there with.
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  Speaker 2: A nice little Shrek dog. They're in there asking for
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: a dab. They'll smoke a hashole with you. Yeah, dogs,
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: straight up dog, but like make a dab break for them.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, dog hemper Cole is gonna be.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: It's gonna make it dog, And they're only gonna send
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: it to like the fatties, not the batties.
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  Speaker 1: Dog. Dog that should be fucking like.
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  Speaker 2: A like a thing, like I'm a fatty, not a
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  Speaker 2: baddie dog.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: That'd be a funny sticker dog.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: A fat batty you only you only bad from the
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: face though, Like that's what it is, like like fat batties.
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: They like you could tell they do because they'll have
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  Speaker 2: a boyfriend. They have like some like skinny gass fool
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  Speaker 2: that looks like a way.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always some skinny ass.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: Huh. It's usually the opposite. It's like very rarely do
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: you see two really big people as a couple. It's
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: usually one as big and one as they find the
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: opposite of each other, you know what I'm saying, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to find two.
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  Speaker 5: Well do you think two really big people can actually
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: get down?
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bro, that's like two zero's dog.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: It's like throwing two basketballs together. They both have to lift.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: There's only certain positions they could do, you know, Like
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  Speaker 2: there's like if you're like, if you're okay, how big
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: are we talking about, bro, Like we're talking about more obese?
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you can only lying down if you're a dude,
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, if you're talking about what.
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: How many thrust do you got? If you're like fucking
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: like this food? All right?
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: Look, so there was this one food dog Like this
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  Speaker 2: is how fatty was When I was first doing music.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: It was still Spanish. This is before you know, I
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: was fucking around with this fool and making music. I
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: was doing some Spanish and they used to go to
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: this one full name. His name was Eric, but everybody
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  Speaker 2: used to call this fo bomb Like.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ye Spanish, you know someone named Bomba is a
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  Speaker 1: fat guy. You can just hear.
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  Speaker 3: And I just remember, like what did the conversation killed me?
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  Speaker 2: Like how many thrusts do you think this fool has
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  Speaker 2: on them, you know what I mean, Like you know,
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  Speaker 2: and it's true.
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  Speaker 3: When you're that big dog, what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: Dog style?
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  Speaker 2: Like you can't you can't put it work like you
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: got like three pushes and before you're.
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  Speaker 1: Like you gotta lie down, you're lying.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: It's like okay, but even then if you're lying down
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  Speaker 2: for if you got a big as sponsor food, like,
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: what the fuck do you do?
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: You fucking I'm gonna come, I got a towel, put
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: some leverage.
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  Speaker 3: What do you what do you think happens food like?
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: Because like because I mean, like okay, like nobody here
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  Speaker 2: has ever been that fucking big.
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: You's gotta get making some thrusters.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: But but you know, fat fools like fat fools and
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: fat chicks are fucking.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah most of the time, dn me off figure you after.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that seems reasonable.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: Maybe they never actually get down to actually fucking bro,
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: because the.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Same with old people.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: When you get to a certain kind of bad supports
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: that kind of wait.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Wrong, bro, it's just three mattresses all on top of
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: each other on the ground, this on top of bricks.
• 11:03
  Speaker 5: Ship. That's true, bro. You need a fucking like ten.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, Bro, you need to like you need the
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: type of bed and toilet. The thing ships on from
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: the Fantastic four.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: Bro. You know, every time thinking about every time you
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: bought a better bed frame, you've never went and looked
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: at the weight limit on it, you know, when you
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: look at the dimensions and all that ship right. Never,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: But there must be some people that have to do
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: that with everything they purchased. Yeah, that's true, you know,
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: which is crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, have you ever been denied a fucking yeah?
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still I'm still laughing at the like broll.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: You know, we could play the fatties and batties think
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: so bad and like dog.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Two da bricks, one that looks like a carrot and
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  Speaker 1: one that's and then all the fat and you see
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: there's no one in the carrot line in the coke.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a fatty, so rob, a fatty bro.
• 11:48
  Speaker 6: Since you brought up carrots, bro ever since I saw
• 11:50
  Speaker 6: you that day, I just hear you saying carrot cake,
• 11:53
  Speaker 6: carrot cake.
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, carrot cake.
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: All right, so the world of cakes, right, like what
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: you associate with like a bad news fucking cake. And
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: I was saying because I'm like Okay, look there was
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: we were looking at the menu, right, and I'm just
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: like carrot cake?
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: Who puts this in the dessert thing?
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: This is like the the cake you get after a
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: custody battle.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Like like you know, like there's no there's no good
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: scenario where I'm seeing carrot cake the psychologist's office.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Would you like some carrot cakes?
• 12:21
  Speaker 6: And the bartender was so pressed about it.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was so she was like, you can't associate
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: carry cake but carry cake. Bro aa, you're gonna find
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: some carry cake in aa or Ana.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: It's a sad vibe, it's not a care cakes, not
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: a happy vibe.
• 12:34
  Speaker 6: And she was gonna recommend it too. She likes the best,
• 12:38
  Speaker 6: the best.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: But do you like carrot cake? I like ca cake.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: I don't like being sad. I do you like to
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: eat it? I thought I thought it was pretty good.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, look, I personally like I'll have a slice, but
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: it's not my choice. Every time though, like I'm saying,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: every time carry cake fucking makes it makes an appearance,
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  Speaker 2: some bad news is coming.
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  Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean, why are we having
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: carry cake?
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: I've lost the baby?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they give you the slice first person and then
• 13:08
  Speaker 6: tell you the best you.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Get this character. Yeah, care Cake, you're looking good for
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  Speaker 1: pregnant something My grandma, my aunts would make you know
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: what I mean. It's never like you never go home
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: and you want to make me a carrot cake today.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I don't buy it either. It's one of
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: those things. If it's there's there, I'll take a little piece.
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: It does its sting because but it's there's like once
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: in a you guys don't ever get that craving like,
• 13:36
  Speaker 6: oh ship a carrot cake would would fucking smack right now.
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: I get that for Pumpkin Man somebody see Yeah, I
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: get that for Pumpkin pile.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Somebody in the chat rooms pissing me the funk off
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: by saying this, how are you gonna choose that depressed
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: ass fucking carroy cake over to the legres who you're
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: tripping dog care fucking.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: I don't bad fuck you, Ray, you don't know how
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: to translations? Fan, No, it's not either, but put it
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: in the chat room. Let the fucking travel fucking decide.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I have a flying guy.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: You don't fuss legs either.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's two different type of thress letchers, though, I
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: don't like the one with that thick ass custard in
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: the middle.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: I don't like that one.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: I hate that because I will eat the.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Bread, the soggy bread around that ship and leave that
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: fucking custard ship around like bitch, get the hard ass
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: custard away.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I like the dress letches that.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Is like the bread is soaked, like yeah, man, that ship.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: He could slap that ship with a forg. That's like
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: a wet pussy dog.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like yeah, that.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Shit fucks me up. Less fire. I'll take a fly
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: any day. Is amazing, though I knows how much like flying.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: She don't even eat that ship and she makes it
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: for me. It's like.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: I've never gotten into flying. I've always tried it multiple times.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: I've even tried it one of the best spots, like
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: supposedly in Mexico.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Extra thing.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: I think for me, it's a texture thing, Like I
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: think it's weird that it's so like, well, not weird.
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: It tastes good like in a sense, but the bites
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: just don't match up with the flavor to me.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: So it would taste better with cake type of ship.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: If this was a flyon cake, I think I would
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: enjoy more.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Maybe like if there is a layer of flying, I
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: think I would enjoy it. They do have that the
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: choco fly, and that's just nasty. I think, oh, yeah,
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: what you haven't seen the choko fl.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: No, but you know, you know he's right about the
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: fly the texture, though it doesn't match the actual taste.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: For me, I never he put it in the best
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: way possible.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I think whenever I do taste it, I
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: never like, I know, I don't consider it a jello
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah you care bro?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: No?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: No?
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so like the taste of sweetness. Bro, Like I
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: funk with it, right. But I'm glad you said the
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: whole jello thing because I think since always growing up
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: I would have jello, And when I was young trying
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: the fly, I was just like it's just like not
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: like in a bad way, but it just threw me off.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: So there is two textures though, what.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Kind of texture would you need for that flavor?
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: I'm more of like a do you guys like Terma
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: sue soft? Yeah you need some creaminess to yeah, or
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: like you see how like the crackers.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Or like Teru was good, but it's not like neighborless.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Bro, like okay, I think okay, I was gonna say,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: like they I'm rinking. I have an opinion on case.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: About that, Like, okay, I think tram too, Like, I
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: think sometimes it's over hyped because the little funk, the
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: only the only part is like the cream has a
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: little bit of flavor with the coffee and then it's
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: that wet part of the bread that tastes like bitter
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: coffee with some sugar. And I mean, I get if
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: you're a coffee lover, that ship is cool, but I
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: don't know, Bro, like you know what else is overrated
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: as a dessert fucking lava cake, chocolate.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Bro ice cream on top. Though I will eat it
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: by something with the ice ice cream, take a little,
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: a little, you know, it's like a good mix.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I think America needs to come up with some new
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: fucking desserts. Dog are you guys?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Mcflurry people, mcclury's are fine. I just got a recent
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: got mcflury recently I had in a long time. They
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: don't mix the thing anymore for you. They used to
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: put this, but they give you the cup. They give
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: you a cup and they just put the topping on top,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and they don't like, it's not stirred with the machine.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It's just fun. I don't know.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that was going on, but I bet
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I know why that happened. Some dumb ass fucking try
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: to poison somebody. Oh no, or something like that happened
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: when somebody was like, you won't believe I found a
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: coke check and my fucking mcflurry And then foods are like,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: we're not allowed to mix them no more. All it
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: takes is one stupid ass to fucking do it like that.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Like the reason they have to like have a coffee
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: at a certain temperature was because somebody got burned, and
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: all this.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Ship like bro yah, yeah, it's a fucking stupid The
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: perfect thing about a mcfluury was that it was perfectly
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: mixed in there and it was fucking.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah airy, everybody't you told me this?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I know what that shit.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: It's like, if you're to get a mcflury and you
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: went like this, the topping would all fall off and
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: you have vanilla ice cream.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: At least, fucking Derek, I'm still out there doing some
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: motherfucking shout out.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean I didn't realize that until
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: you said it, and then it makes sense now where
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: I was just like, oh, they didn't mix it. I
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: was always just like taking it as all. They didn't
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: mix it, and.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: They changed the cups. Now they're using cardboard like a
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: fucking takeaway box. That's wild.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I can't believe a lot of you guys
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: are picking bitch ass carry cake and the pole dog.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: That's not fucking ship bro.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: A lot.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: You could tell a lot of you foods have social
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: workers coming over, Like, yeah, you can tell you have
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: to make caro cake events in your house. Yeah, bro,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Like there's not enough fucking happy events going on. Bro,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: It's like we're getting a divorced guy. You guys, cheesecake
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: is top tier, so fattening though, yeah, like you're just like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: damn bro, not everyday cake like you be growing up
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: and having to have struggle with my fucking weight like
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: most of my life. Dog, I wish that I could
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: really go back in time and just stop myself from
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: liking certain foods so much, like where you see like
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: fucking all the pies.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Stopping the ice cream bitch wool run, you know what
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Like because that I s cream doesn't make my heart hurt.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Ice scream never fixes the breakup.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: It's like when we die, we just have recapsule of
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: our lives and it's just easy on eating pies. Yeah, Bro,
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: who did me dirty on this mix?
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Sure pies are good, though, like a fucking nice cherry pie,
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: or like a fucking.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Los Angeles doesn't appreciate a good pie. Fucking establishment.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: We used to have one called the pie Hole in
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: the Arts district and then apparently it went out of business,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: either because homeless pieces of shit or because there wasn't
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: people supporting it enough. But they had the best kind
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: of fucking pies there, bro, I mean, god damn man,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: like every like picture basket robins of pies, bro, but
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: like not thirty maybe like twelve flavors, and they had
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: like they even have that at ash Or because that's
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: considered a pie.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Bro. That was crazy, man. I shout out to the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: pie Hole man. Not every should is not bad for
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you either. A lot of protein, it's all eggs.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: How the pies, Apple Pan makes good pies.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: You gotta go to like a diner.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: There's always diners always have good pies.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: I like apple pies, and I noticed that they always
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: smack out a diner.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, like you know, you know who has
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: good fucking bake pies too, Like what is it? Black
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Bear Diner? Yeah, they for sure do, bro.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Last time I ended up getting I think some blueberry
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: and Henderson might stop by there again.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Do you funk with the pies? Like a key Lime pie?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's too tart, bro, I love that shiite.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: Like you tried the one that cheesecake. It's like a
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: key Lime cheesecake.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: It's fire, bro, it's fire like.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: I can't have key line by itself. But when I
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: had it with the cheesecake, I was like, okay, I can.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I can funk with this. What is the key Lime?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: No, it's it's it's the.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: They're longer the green limes.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like the green limes and you're right there, longer, yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: the long way, and it's it's the juice is a
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: little bit more tart on those.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's tart. That's like sour. Yeah, you know what.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I what I was gonna say, Look, man, we're bringing
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: back High and Hungry this this year and I'm gonna
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: tell you guys right now, Dog, I kind of after
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: getting like my health, kind of like an like an
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: onto a better path and ship and getting informed about
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Every time you eat out places like
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Cheesecake Factory or places like that, you're eating fucking Cisco
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Cisco ass food.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Dog, it's frozen. It's all it's done and great.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Sometimes we're eating some garbage in there because just out
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: some mudgie shit. But this season, I want to fucking
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: bring you guys places that I can show you the
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: motherfucking cook making the food. Like if somebody's gonna make
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: the fucking dough, they're making that ship, you know what
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I mean. Like if somebody's gonna be fucking making the
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: doll refilling it, Like, hey, bro, what's the filler coming out?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Is it coming out of a bag? Nah My mom
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: fucking made this ship. I want that ship and I
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: want to show you.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Guys places at that, places like that, because I think
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: it's unfair that a lot of people are out there
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: overpaying for food that comes out of a Cisco truck
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: and being cooked by a Colt Off quote chef that
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: only knows how to cook frozen food.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and and this is the reason they say that
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: AI and in.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: The future of the service industry is going to robotics
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: because they got everybody so used to not thinking for
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: themselves and creating dishes no more. That's why I was
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: bringing up the whole thing. We don't have no desserts
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: no more. Every fancy place has to go with fucking
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: lava cake. Fuck lava cake, bro, Like you know what
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm tired of that shit, Bro, Like, how
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: many fucking.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Love that cake?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: We saw the thing that one fucking that chocolate place
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: we went to.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Oh that chocolate factory. That's all fucking shit from like
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: a truck too.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That cake though, what was it?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about the shake cake the heart attact, Dude,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to talk about that ship bro.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: That's it's It was like a big fucking cup of
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: ice cream, fucking shake and then a fucking big ass
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: cup of chocolate cake where it was like the coma
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: for sure, you're losing your legs when.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: You give it's like three times your calories for the
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: day and ship.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah amount of sugars. Like but he boison, what did
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: lava cake do to you, bro?
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: Because like you brought it because I thought it already
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: went away, and then you brought it back like two times.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, for every steakhouse has to have lava cake. You fools,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Like they're okay, okay, look fool.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: But like when I go to like if you go
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: to the doctor or the dentist, they picked from a
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: magazine of different kinds of drugs that could give you right. Yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that if you're gonna be ordering places that
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: show up in a truck to the restaurant, you're gonna
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: be picking from a magazine.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: It's like, what about desserts are they getting at Costco?
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: I think that they always taste like throws from Costco
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: where you go in the microwave for a little bit
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: and then you pull it out. You know, I always
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: throw ice cream on it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. I think you're underestimating people's love for chocolate.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it could be an option, But every time
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: if I were to be like, what do you recommend
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: the lava cake is really good?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: They go fuck yourself.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, nobody ever fucking tried the other any othing?
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: Hey, but she was recommended it's still lava cake. No,
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: but it's hey, she was recommending the carrot cake for
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: the lava cake.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: He's bad because he got the lava cake with his
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: lady when I fire though, Yeah, I'm sure it was fire.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: It was bomb with ice cream and then like the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I forgot what I got, but my ship was bombed
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: to I got something that was with a sprinkle of
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: sh No, it was that chocolate pie. Oh yeah, because yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the mud pie.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: We got the same thing.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: We got them.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: We both got the mudpile.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the lava cake. It was a mud pie.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of chocolate too, though, but it's different.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: That shit had peanut butter chocolate and I got some
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: coffee in there though. I was like, d see that
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: ship's creative.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was that was really good. That was really
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: good for sure.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, who's got a fucking I don't know, bro,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Like somebody like Italian.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: In a world of collaborations in the era we're at today,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, all these restaurants hit up fucking
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: knots Burry far Bro, have him whip up some ship
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: for you. Somebody hit up some of these places that
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: actually a hire chef to create some things. And yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: like Cisco Free Dog like this year, I want to
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: bring motherfuckers. Even if I got to go to stands
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: over the lady. I see the lady chopping ship up,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and I see her doing it. I'd rather cool there
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: and show you guys some ship like that where somebody's
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: actually cooking, bro because ain't nothing like somebody making you
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: some food from scratch, because.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I could taste that frozen fucking shit.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Put a lug on your shirt when you go there
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: and says, fris go free, Thiss go free.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yea, that'll be a pretty cool restaurant idea where you
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: just like take orders during the day, tell people to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: come back at the end of the day to pick
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: it up and tell me what you want to make,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: and have a pretty stocked cupboard like for baked goods,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and like I'll make whatever well.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I think, I think.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I think bakeries and shit like that still
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: work like by that, by that sense, a lot of
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: them still make shit from scratch. But I'm talking about
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: like like actual dining like you remember, like back in
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: the day before. Like I don't know, maybe like maybe
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: when you're a kid, you don't realize how how long
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: or times movie slow for you. If you order someplace
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: to eat. It you went out to eat, she used
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: to take long because foods are making it from scratch.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: That ship is so quick.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: It comes out of it and you're like, well you may,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: you may salmon it ten minutes dash food like you
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: you you d you d fucking what do you call
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: the d scale?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: The fucking fish? You fucking thought it out, you know.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: But this is what appetizer existed for, because they're like, hey, bro,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: you order some complicated shit. The chef's gotta get down.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Here's some monzarella fucking sticks, so you can fuck you
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Like kitchens are so much more stacked now and they
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: have preps, so yeah, they get chunked out ready to go,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: so they'll be ready in ten. Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: But but there is some there is somewhere he doesn't
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: make sense where you go to a certain spot and
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: it might be like that's why I don't really like
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: like the whole chain restaurants. If I bring your food
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: in thirty seconds, yeah, bro, Like it doesn't make sense
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: to me. And then you go to like a nicer
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: chain restaurant. And then there's times where yeah, it might
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: take long because of the how many people there is
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: and then there's time ten minutes and you're just like damn, like,
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: how were they able to whip up some some chicken
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: alfredo and ten minutes when.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And we're fucking good in
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: their jobs.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: So somebody said they got fished from costc like Barts. Yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: like look, bro, like Barts is pretty transparent. Like every listen,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Barts knows he knows his competition. He knows his competition
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: is doing the same shit, and this is the reason
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: why he fucking does what he does.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm showing you how to survive for fucking Costco.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, bro, because he knows that he
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: could take that same food and charge you like three
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: four times the amount if he puts it on a
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: white dish and past nice lamps and a fucking pop
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: up and does it like a lot of these restaurants do.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: But he does it. He doesn't like to take advantage
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: of your foods. I think he charges very fair.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that because that's my boy, but he
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: does like to really undercut the competition because he knows
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: it doesn't cost a lot to eat the shit that
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: we're eating.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: These days plus it's not processed, and you know.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy, Like it would be different if
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: he knew a fucking farmer that he went to go
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: pick it up and in the fucking mountains and this
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: guy has like this guy has a cattle of fucking
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: thirty cows and guess what, they killed one and he's like, hey,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Bart's I got about maybe like two three briskets over here.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: They're fresh. I carved them up already.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You want them?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: And then that food I see, I see a reasonable
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: charge of him going like all right, bro.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: That's a fifty dollars plate. That cow just got killed too.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: They a goal, Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: But when you're charging me from Costco food, Yeah, that's
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: why I had a really hard pedal swallow. That's why
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, man, I was like, I gotta give bars
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: some fucking love dog, because at the end of the day,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: he's doing the fucking shit that he's really showing you
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: what the competition is overcharging you for it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: If you're still going out there being overcharged for some of.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: This food, that's just you like wasting million like a
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: pinnecko dog, like about like, do you think maybe also
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: it's like the vibe of it, like you know, certain
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: certain restaurants you know, and I'm I'm just putting it
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Like I went to the spot in uh in, Texas.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: I think it was called Terry Blacks or something like
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: that bomb ass barbecue. It was really expensive. So then
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: I sat there and I thought about, okay, like the
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: the how many people be coming in? And now obviously
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: you know, and the food's great, but at the same time,
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: I was just like, goddamn, this was was really really goddamn.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Expensive, you know what I mean. It was.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: It was like a vibe though Terry right there.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's Terry actually black.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: After it comes out of the smoker.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: And it's like a it's like kind of like a
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: buffet side or not buffet style, but you walk up,
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: you get all your your sides first, and then and
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: then you tell them. They'll ask you what kind of
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: meat do you want? You know, and then you pick
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: out your meal to throw it on there. You want
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: a whole rib, bro. They literally grabbed it and just
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: toss it on their two hundred bucks. I was just like, fuck,
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: we got it, you know. But it did feed two
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: of us or almost three of us and shit is
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: you know, like you.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Know, you know that the thing that trists me out
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: about going out to e bro a lot of these
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: portions like here's the thing, bro, like back, like I
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: want to say, like going now used to always when
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: it started, it was like a special occasion type of thing,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and a lot of people they used to order like
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: if it's if we're a family of four, me and
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: him are sharing the plate.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: You and him are sharing the plate.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the portion calorically is made for two people. Dog,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: when you go to a place and you order the
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: John Balayah and you fucking scarf down the fucking four
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: pounds of that shit to feed everybody homie.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, Bro, Like there's the like I think we
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: got that shit fucked up as an America dog. And
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: then we look at each other, we're like, hey, bro,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: why the fuck are we so unhealthy? Sometimes and it's
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: just like and I've been recently fucking doing that where
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like like, man, you know what I was like,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: we could just order one dish and and and it's
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: cool because my metabolism appreciates it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It gets processed faster and on shive.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Nine times out of ten when you're going out to
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: eat that food, unless you're really doing the stupid fine
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: dimi when they to give you a little fucking like
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: yeah that's different, Bro, that's special, okay shit. But if
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: you're going out to eat and you order some shit
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: like John Balaya spaghetti beatballs that you put the Cometa
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Doll's dog, you could eat too. Bro, it'll be such
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: a fat asket and take fucking fifteen hundred calorie dog,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: You're gonna.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Lose your leg.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You know. It takes fifteen minutes from you to be
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: full for your brain to realize you're full.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like a dog.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Why you're supposed to eat slow so your body can't.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, I can't. Ever since I was little, I can't
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: eat slow. I know. I feel bad like Patrick with
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the episode.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, like dude, Like usually what I try to
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: do to just say to like make it last long,
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: like if I'm out of dinner or something like, I'll
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: let everyone else eat first kind of and when they're
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: like halfway through, that's when I'll just start. A guy
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: who runs really fast, no for real, the like, I
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: just I don't know, I think, uh, I don't know
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: before I used to think like eating was kind of
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: like a waste of time, you know, So.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: He was a waste of time.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Wow, So I would I would be like, oh, I'll
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: eat quick because people are like, oh, we'll give.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: You a fifteen minutes twenty minutes each and I'm like,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: how are.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: We going to pass the game like this?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: No?
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: For real?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: You know. One of the reasons humans eat so fast
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: and so much constantly is because in our like DNA
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: is humans, when we were hunter gatherers, we didn't know
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: when our next meal was coming, so we were we
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: always ate to our fullest extent because we didn't know
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: when we're gonna eat again. But now we live in
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: such luxury, but our human body is still in that
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: same instinct, so we fucking That makes every time we eat,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: we fucking you have to literally tell yourself I'm gonna
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: eat again a little bit.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean. But they're fighting your
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: human process.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Like calm down, food. You tell your stomach like fifty,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Like fifty, calm down.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta give it time, give it. You watch if
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: you took three or four bites of food, even no
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: matter how hungry you are, took three or four bites
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: and waited ten minutes. You realize that on the mic food,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: you realize that you're not like.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this has the fucking Brittany Spears mic on the sire.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna get you, dog and Britney Spears
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Mike and just hook you up like that. Then you
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: could just do it and this is Tex Soport. Yeah, dog,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get you the best version of that.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, listen, Jo, he doesn't have a mic
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: because he fucking loves to do this.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, start walking around the hole, coming pop up
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: on different cameras.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna literally look into that. I'd be like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: that'll fix that problem. Hey, you know you know so
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: like there's some sporting events that we take serious here
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: and like in America, bro like but football, No, but
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: like yeat like football. But like you know, I don't
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: think like nobody traf. I don't think nobody. Have you
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: heard of anybody ever smoking a ref no, like smoking
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: that food because he made the bad calls.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I was I was looking into the story. This should happened.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah in Brazil dogs when Brazil they had this like
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: soccer rivalry, right, and it's like it's not like a
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: major thing, right, but they hired this this like ref
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: right to do the game, and it bro like this
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: is like a heated rivalry, and so you know, the
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: whole time the calls are being made, it's it's getting
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: rile bro like like rowdy, bro, and this is crazy.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: It's not even nothing major, bro. These are just leagues,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: but they're the rivalry is that big.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: So the I guess one of the players from the
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: team did like, uh like actual deliberate foul that calls for.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: A red card.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: They throw, gives him the red card, and the the
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: dude gets gets angry, gets in his face, He gets
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: walked out, but then he comes back into the field
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: and he punches the ref right, and he starts fighting
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: with him. The ref fucking takes out a knife and
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: starts stabbing this food on the field.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: They like what they separate them. They take the.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Food to the hospital. The food dies outside the stadium.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: The game is still going on. The game is still
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: going on. After that food gets stabbed, the game is
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: still going on, right, so.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: You know, the game is still going on, and this
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: is there's no reschedule like, the game still going.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: They pronounce this food dead like right, So then all
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, social media starts fucking starts starts getting
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: with while the game is going on a the player
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: died after this stabbing or whatever, and the ref is
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: still refing.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: So Dog, what other people do They start doing like.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: That Simpsons episode, start breaking the benches. They start doing
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: They start like like destroyer. They corner this food dog,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: they tear this food limb from live dog like the crowd.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Only one person gets charged and goes to jail, Bro,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: But they tore this food like live from limb dog
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: like pretty much like like body parts were everywhere this
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: fool's head type of ship like and put that ship
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: on the stick and put it in where the goalie
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: ships at bro and just let this ship.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, this happened in Brazil, damn because they why
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: did you stop?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Dog?
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Like look, I had to look into it, and I
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: was like, well, how serious is soccer?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Like how scary is Brazil?
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: That's probably one of the key players or something. But
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: it was a big rivalry and stuff like that. But yeah, Dog,
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: a terrifying place, bro, Bro, any place that is like
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: third world, It is terrifying dog.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: What they called the favelas. And you know what's you
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: know what's interesting about that. It's like out here, the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: richest people live on top of the mountain. Out there,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: it's the richer you are, you live on the lower
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: of the mountain, the poorer you are, the higher you
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: live because you have to fucking come down and up
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: that every day. No car and ship.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: Hey but the view they get though, bro, Yeah you know,
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: I can only imagine, bro.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but yeah, bro, you're like food, like you
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: don't have no windows there the houses on cement.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, and they're like literally on top, stacked
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: on top of each other. It's like you live in
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Machu Pichu.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I heard it.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: You faint there a lot because it's so high. Yeah,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Perubian foods. You'd be taller than everybody.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Would.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, Ray would be tall as fucking Peruda.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: You guys going to become the new centers of their
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: basketball team. What's the stupidest sport over here in America?
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Like well, like sports being recognized by the Olympics, because.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Like recognized sports, not Olympics, but just recognize that ship
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: where you.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Throw the rock put Yeah, like, what, like for what, bro?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Like how far can you throw?
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: I mean the spirit I get because back in the
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: day you have to spear, bro, think about some people
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: couldn't throw a spear. So some dudes like I could
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: do that ship with the rock and they're like, oh,
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: we should make a sport out of this, you know
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: what I mean? It started the bigger the rock bigger
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: than they're like, you know what about the fools.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: That you know? Yeah?
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I never played it, but Canadians love it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: That was kind of stupid. They love it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: You play it once and you'll be like I bought
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: a curling joined the culture, but.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Who was making I try?
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: If I knew if I wouldn't learned how to skate,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: which I tried ice.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Skates for that. Really, Yeah, That's what I'm saying. You
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: would love it, Yeah, would think about coming up with
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that sport?
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Like what were they like on a frozen lake and
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: ship and then they ran up they slid a rock
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: and then dudes like, oh, almost smack your rock, bro,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean, like trying to get.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: The rock in the center and you can move the
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: other rock. Yeah, isn't that carabs though? Pretty much on
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: ice ice. Yeah, yeah, I won the old people throw
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: And what about the one with the stick where you
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: have to hop over Like, dude, I don't know what
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: they're doing, but.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Like what is that skill for? Like what are you
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: gonna use that?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Like who knows?
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: You just get over the door and then you just
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: see someone with grab a random Okay, look, I don't
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: I don't want to sound insensitive though, but like if
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: like if that if the person who won that ship
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: started just hopping over ship he was a hold on,
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna do it over the wall of China.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fucking tuneate or like the dude's.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Like that's a red ball, red bull ad Right, I'm
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: going to do this over every border in the world.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every border in the world. Dog like if he
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: went on the border to work, Yeah, I see.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Like I don't know why Olympics foods, Like, how come
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Michael Phelps was the only food who gave a fuck
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: about Well, it's not that he gave a fuck.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: He's the only one that got caught. He's the only
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: one that got caught. But like he embraced it. He
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I was being the ball. He's like,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop smoking. You know, that ship to
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: be Dog.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: When I saw that ship, I was like early in
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: my smoking career, that ship was aspiring to me. Now
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: in the sense where I was like, this man, Olympic
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: gold medallist has the lung capacity to fucking keep yeah,
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: to to swim in a record. Then I'm just like,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: you can't be one of these fools that that just
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: you got to be able to do to do something
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: to make sure your.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Body is good.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: And that's the reason I always incorporated the running shit.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: You know, like if I feel one day then my lungs,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: like I would know something is wrong, bro, because I'd
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: be like, hold on today's run, I was short breath,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: and my time is usually fucking seven or eight. I
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: was like, and this Taye was fucking fourteen. I'm going
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: to the doctor, you.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, there would be something because like you're you're
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: training your body to have to have a certain like
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: like bpm while you're running and you're training and you're
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: doing you're doing physical exhaustion on your shit.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: So I remember, to me, I was like, damn, that's
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: kind of inspiring.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Dog. I was like, he was hitting the shit out
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: of that red bong, like because he was bro.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: When his trainers were around, he was hitting the bong
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: and then jumping in the water blowing out the smoke as.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: He's going up for shit. Oh shit.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Imagine when I finally learned how to swim, I realized
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: that I'm gifted in the water.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: And man, it's easy to swim. You'll be fine. You're
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: gonna learn how to swim.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Dog, whatever, I don't know how to swim.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Fine, brow, Why do you think I would joke about
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: something that a float food?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Like, you.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Know anyway would be that hope.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: He's like, he invites me to like a party with
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: his pool, and he's like he does watch and I'm like,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: fucking drowning in there, dog.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: That's honestly bro that I'm glad you told me because
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: I could see myself pushing you in the pool and
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: then like, yeah, he's just fucking around, Like I would
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: turn around, like leave him, bro, he's just fucking around.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: The last last time I went to a pool party,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I got about it. I straight out told her. But
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, listen, man, that's just all fun and games.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: But I was like, if you push me into the pool,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: push me into the swom where I can stand because
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I really don't know how to swim, and I panic when.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I can't touch the ship.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I think that's what makes you sink. Bros.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: When you start, you start panicking, and then you're all
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: just like, wait, yeah, wait, listen, ship, it's gonna go.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: So how is it that babies when when they're learning,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: they throw them in the water her and.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Then they just oh, best believe when I have a kid,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: or like, at some point, that's the first thing I'm doing,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: you better learn how to swim.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: The same time. Me and both take classes at the
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: same time. And they didn't throw you in the pool.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: They didn't throw you in the pool to learn like
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: their cousin.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: I started drowning. I started drowning, bro, that happened. That
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: happened to me one time with my cousin. I got
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: pushed and I was learning, but I couldn't learn.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: I learned when I was younger, but then I forgot.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Then I got fatter, and then I really I really
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: couldn't swim. And I remember I got push in the
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: pool by my older cousins, and I had my other
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: cousin right next to me, and she's showing off that
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: she could swim. Well I'm drowning. So I'm over here
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: like dragging her down. Bro this like literally she's all
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: kicking me and ship and then finally jumped in and
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: got me like we didn't know you didn't know how
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: to swim, And I'm just like but that after that day,
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: I learned, I knew how to swim.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: But I see feels about the shoot.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Dude, they didn't care, like they were just like all
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: the were tea and you had to swim, you know,
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: Like I've.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Been swimming forever. I learned when I was a kid.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: But I remember one time I still needed a life
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: jacket to go in the fucking deep end. Yeah, I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: was like maybe like eight years old or younger, I
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: don't know. And then I got out of the pool.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I take a piss because that wasn't a pool pisser
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: at the time, you know, uh at the time, So
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: you are now now that I'm older, like, I prefer
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: to piss and open bodies of water that more naturally.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Pools are kind of weird. But I got out of
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: the pool to piss and then dying. I don't I
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: don't buy that ship at all. He's making it. He's
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: making it a big deal about I don't see we
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: see what you. I came out, I didn't put my
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: life jacket back on, and I just ran into into
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: the pool and I started drowning, and then I fucking
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the lifeguard came.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: You know, we all know what the GANGI River is
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: dogg and we know what you're like. We want us
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: to believe that you didn't take a piss.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Of water piston pools. I was like, I just couldn't
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: do it. I thought it was weird.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: It was was a lifeguard doing that little you know
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: what I'm talking about.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: You have you seen there? Have you guys been to
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: not recently?
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: When was the last time y'all went to a water park?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: I haven't been to one in ages.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I.
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: Recently went in Florida. I went to a water park
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: in Florida and then I also went to I forget
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: to this other water park right they had summer bro Like,
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: I thought they were robots. The lifeguards I had legit
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: thought they were robots. And I didn't understand it until
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: I asked a friend that was a lifeguard. But I
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: was like, bro, you didn't really notice it until like now,
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know if it's after seeing all the AI
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: and robot ship where they're sitting on the on their
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: corner and this is all of them and they're literally
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: like this.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: In the same pattern, bro, just they do. Yeah, it's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: like a pattern that they supposedly like they learned now.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: I don't know if back then they didn't like enforce it,
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: or they made this recently in the last fifteen years
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: or something. I don't know, Bro, It's it's weird. You
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: see them like this. It's like an up down side left, left,
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: right up down like and it's back and and I
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: started tripping out. Almost gave me an anxiety attacking shit, bro,
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: because I'm over here with my girl and I'm in
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: the lazy River and I see all of them and
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: I'm like hey, and some of them didn't even answer me.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: I think that one out of like the ten lifeguards
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: like answered me, and I was just like, what the
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: fucking I was like, dude, they're fucking nobody.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Made that insurance hold the insurance old boy older.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: They were just like we had two drownings too many,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Like I don't care if you're talking to me unless
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: you're drowning, it don't matter.
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and oh and then I do remember one you
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: know where the wave the wave or whatever. That tower
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: person did say something to me and I was trying
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: to like, oh, like joke around with them, you know,
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: make conversation, and then he was like like, I can't,
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: I can't talk. I got to focus, and I'm like
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: what like, but but it made sense, you know what
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: I mean? And then after that I did my research
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: on it. But if you guys ever go to a
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: water park, you know, pay attention to the lifeguards.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: It's it's weird. Bro. I really thought they were like
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: if someone dies, that fucking that's the biggest lawsuit.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta shut this park down for the day.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: That's that's the reason Disney Fucking they tried the water
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: park life and then some it wasn't.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It was bad from the beginning.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: They did it in a place where they had to
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: develop on swamplands, so there was a bacteria that broke
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: out where the people were at and then there was
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: gators that ended up making it to the park Florida.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: So like they don't touch water parks because of that,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: and they have that abandoned park still somewhere out there
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: in uh in Florida. Really yeah, like it's and they
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: pay security to guard that ship because they don't want
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: no bad ship. Fucking don't bad press ever getting out? Hey, dog,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: what's up?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: What's up with uh?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: You know in your homeland people pissing off elephants talk like.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: What you guys saw that? You guys don't you guys
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: don't respect elephants.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: This is not the first time. This is the third
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: story that I see.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: The last time, the lady at the funeral, the motherfucking
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: elephant went back smashed the ship again.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Bro, Like, Yo, what are you gonna do when there's
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: a billion people and then they're spread out they live
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: with the elephants? Bro, somethime, what do you have to
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: do to piss this thing?
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Twenty two bodies?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: How do you think he's killing him? You think he's
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: like wrapping him up and like.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Stopping him, stopping stopping them, probably using his horn and
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: ship fucking anything. He's strangling them with his fucking yeah,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: like like the Simpsons, he saw them. He's like, none
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: of y'all have food and you just search. Fucking that
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: was crazy. I saw it. Okay, twenty two people in
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: ten days. That's a rampage, bro.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Like so and and I don't under say that the
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: serial killer a reborn serial killer inside an elephant.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Imagine, bro, No, but that elephant is probably older than most.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: You don't know that, brow, You don't know that there
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: is probably serious killing back a long time, burying days.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: But I think I don't know.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I think you guys like the cow is very holy,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: right yeah, okay, so what the fuck the elephant satan
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: or something, because you guys keep pissing his motherfucker? Oh, bro,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Like something's going on with the people in the elephant
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: like like like there's elephants are.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Usually very kind.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a village just in a village that's
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: in an area just hitting this motherfucker every day and
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that's trying to keep it away. And then I don't know,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: or maybe it was a fucking circus elephant. Then loose
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: the kids, the kid drama, fucking bottle kids.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he was just found the house and then
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: it's like knocking on these doors.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: He sat there and watched whatever they did with him.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: He sat there and watched every day, every day, and
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: he's like, all right he lives over there. Yeah, because
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: and then and then they're bro they got good memory,
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: so yeah, and then he's all smelling them and she's like,
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: all right, this is what he smells like, all right, cool,
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: all right, I'm getting closer.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Is this house? I caught him slipping Here we go.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: For twenty day low key though, that's kind of like
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: there are they are low key one of the smartest animals, right,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: they have like the best memory or something like that.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: So he's right.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: The elephant could have been plotting it, like yo, you
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: don't think there's like a guy or like these kids
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: are just throwing rocks.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: At this motherfucker every day, or like this fucking guy.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: He's like, fuck you fuck you were just like you know,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: like you bloody yeah, and the fucking elephants like you're
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: looking him tied.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Up, bitch, but I know where you go to sleep,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I know what you smell like. And then this was
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the day that he was like, we're moving to Noda.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: That's the crazy part. He must have been pissed. That
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: was a ten day rampage. Did he stopped them? Bro?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: He was taking woke up.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: He's like, I'm gonna be known for an elephant that
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: went ten days straight.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: There's a long run.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: What's the longest elephant rampage?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: That might have been the longest wood.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: There has to be a longer one because take like,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: all right, so don't these things running packs too?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they run the pack of animals. That's the reason this.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Imagine if this one would have called the other motherfucker's like, no,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: we fucking we stampede there tonight. Yeah, imagine a pack
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: of elephant, bro, thank god we don't have. Imagine a
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: stampede in the middle of downtown, bro, just like like
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Jumanji style, bunch of rhinos.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Just yeah, but they're taking down everything cars.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Road. If they rampaged all the same direction, now you
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: can take those fools out.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: They don't have like they don't like but like a rhino,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: let's just say.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Let's just say a stampede of elephants was let loose
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: on skid row, taking everything, all the fucking tents, smashed.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: The people Like semi semi truck with four elephants are
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: found broken down, smashes all.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: You don't you don't think that, like these suppos are running,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: they bump into a car. Hey, this car fucking flipp
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: But they keep going.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Bro, they supposed to get a fuck ship.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Up if somebody released animals into the fucking like downtown area.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: But but back to the but think about all the
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: other animals that are smart too, you know what I mean.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: So it just puts in perspective where you don't think
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: that if they're enclosed for so long or like who
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: knows that situation of that elephant, they see the same
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: familiar faces, Bro, you know what I mean. You don't
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: think there's something like some of them do treat them nicely.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: You think there's some of them that just throw their
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: food instead of giving them to them the right way.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: They noticed that, bro, So if they ever was a
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: break loose, you don't someone someone think about it? Bro,
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Like you were away and then that one guy who
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: you hadn't you didn't probably a new guy just threw
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: the food that you had a bad day. You get
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: out and you see that guy out, are you're gonna
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: be like, oh, bro, almost smack the fu.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: You know that makes a lot of That makes a
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: lot of sense.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Why why always whenever you go to the zoo, why
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: always the zoo keepers always act like.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: The nicest to every animal. Yeah, for sure, because they don't.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Fucking know like the psychology, bro, Like, how do you
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: know that it doesn't take it like bro. Imagine like
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: when they feed the fucking gators. You don't think the
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: gator knows, like, bitch, I know where you walk, I'll
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: trip you and bite your fucking neck and it's done,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Or like the lion is
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: like bitch, I'll close his door because cats are smart,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: or like you don't think the cat will be like, bitch,
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: close the door, and then that will be on top foods.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: In Dubai, like you know how they have like the
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: tigers and ship like that. How come with the owners
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: full grown tigers won't fucking attack them and ship?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know babies, they've had them since babies, so
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: obviously when they grow up with them and ship like that.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: So for sure, it's got to be a psychology thing bro.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: For one, first it's just some the capturing animal, and
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: then this random person comes in and tries to be
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: a Yeah if you.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Can have an animal though that like you can have
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: since birth to be cool with you, which penguin?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: But do you have to have water on the tiles, bro,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Like you have to carry that foo up here because
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: you don't have.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: The emperor Emperor with the little hair da those are
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: kind of dude, it's sick.
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: So at the time, one of my really good friends
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: they surprised me with tickets to Sea World, right, and like,
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: I like animals, bro, like traveling and seeing different ship
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: but Penguin's always been like my favorite, like Happy Feet,
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: That's one of my favorite movies, bro, you know. So
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: it was crazy because it was a VIP tour where
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: you got to go inside the penguin enclosure. So when
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: I saw that, I was like, oh, ship, Like, this
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: is the best one of the best fucking gifts I've
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: ever got.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And you know what I mean.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Well, I go and I know it's going to be
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: cold in there, you know, because they gotta fucking mash
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: the climate or whatever. So I brought one of my
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: like snow jackets, and shit it was cold during the
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: day too, so whatever, Bro. I walk up and it
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: was all black and I my hoodie on, right, and
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: I think I was wearing a fucking hat and we
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: go to the enclosure and the biggest fucking penguin in there,
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: he probably runs shit, bro just goes from like the
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: other side of the enclosed man and he just walks
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: over to me like this, and he looks straight at me,
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: and then he just starts smelling me. And then I
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: was like, why the fuck is he doing this to me? Well,
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: I was the only one that was like rocking all black.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: He thought I was a penguin. So he literally just
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: looked at me, staring at me, smelled me. And the
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: next thing you know, he just takes a nat like
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: he just turns around like they like break their neck.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: It's weird, really take a nap, they break their neck.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: And he's just like sitting there and he just fell asleep.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: And then the.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: Trainer or whatever, the caretaker, she comes up to me
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: and she's like, I've never seen any of them do
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: that to anyone.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I was just like, what the fuck.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: So even then I was like, this is why this
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: is my favorite fucking animal. Like so if I was
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: able to raise one and I had like an enclosure,
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: But then it makes you feel bad because even if
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: I was the richest man on the planet and shite,
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: I feel like a dick having a penguin clothes was
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: during my crib.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Now you just gotta build like a Sea World tank
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: rescued penguins that, yeah, rescue them for a bit, like
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: a Cartel penguin.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there must be.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Remember the Cartel monkey.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see that? Yeah? I see that got
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: shot up in the thing. And would you choose? I
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: don't know. That's a tough one, dude. I don't know
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: if I want like a dog type animal dog or
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: cat type. Probably say something like an armadillo or some shit. No, man,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that's what he's can't do nothing with that, you know.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I want like a not even a line, like a tiger,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: you know, or or like a little fucking tiny monkey,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Something that can little handicap with.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I can give a vest to or something ship.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Like everybody who has one.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: And I see like the YouTube videos where they're like yo,
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I thought it was the coolest shit, you know, your combination,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: and they're like yo ferrets and those end.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Up being the worst things people regret getting. They bite
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: because they bite and they ship everywhere. That's why they
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: have diapers. But no monkey sounds cool.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: But one that I could trust enough to train well,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: that I could leave outside hang around the house, you
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Outside and to come into that
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: when we want to hang out you live outside. How
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: would you teach him? Though? That's the fucking magic world
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: where I have a monkey, bro, you know, I take
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: him the monkey class because then you piss him off.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: If I was a monkey, he's throwing ship at you, bro.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I don't know, man.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: I would love one of the big cats. But I mean, granted,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: like this is bird, a bird some kind of.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Like a big like an eagle, very patriotic of you, not.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: Vulture either, but like eagel, A pigeon, a pigeon, one
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: of those million dollars racing pigeons.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: What about you? He's on? What would you be?
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I want to like do like the Russian thing and
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: have like a little bear, A bear.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a bear would be pretty cool. And I was
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: gonna lie.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Because like every time I see those videos, like those
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: fools have to have those bears?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Is they're little?
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Those fools are all that fools all.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Like socking that.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, how fucking yeah, But what.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: About the time they hit pewdery and then they start
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: like pressing you, like you know what, I didn't want
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: this chicken today. I don't want to steak.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Around here.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, like you have to like obviously
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: this is the perfect world. So like I probably be like, look, bro,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: like this is he lives in the forest and then when.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I'm back, he just we visit each other, each other, run,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: run to each other slow motion. Has to like fucking
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: like you know, like just not hug me because.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: His bear homies are just like, Bro, we're supposed to
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: kill this one. And he's like, now that's the homie.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: It's like, bro, like fucking like way to hug you.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: You'd have to deal with like Paul.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: You know what's crazy because those guys fight the bears.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: They don't get scratched.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: No, well, I mean it's not surprised clip his nat
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Chinese they eat bear too.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: You guys eat everything, eat whatever they got to eat
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: to survive.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Or you know what I saw recently someone eating camel. Camel. Yeah,
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: and it's supposed to be like fat. It's like all
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: fat or some ship.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: You know, there has to be some kind of like
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: human eggroll out there too.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Someone's eating hum.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Somebody's He was like, we all going to.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: We take like bacon, Yeah, like pork, That's what I said.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: But you could go mad for meeting somebody.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: So I had this video probably already mad if you're
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: eating somebody, I have a VID and for me he
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: told me, now I'm crazy.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: From San Jose. I used to go do work with
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: him up there. This guy tells me he takes us
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: to a Vitennese. But we're like, oh, we don't really
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: eat this, just eat it, just try it. And he's
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: like yeah, this and that, and he's like, no, it's
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: not dogs. Already's joking around, right, and he's like one
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: time some of his friends live VS people told him,
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: you know, some mystery met and they never told them
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: what it was.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: To this day, he thinks it's it's dog people. Oh people.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: So I just like, yeah, say it tastes it like pork.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Uh no, but he said he did like the dog.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh ship for real, damn.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't doubt, like I don't doubt that
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: cannibals are out.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: There eating people.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: But then that also brings down where you're eating them,
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Like the part where you say you go mad, you
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: think it is because like you literally are eating like
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: something that kept someone's spirit in or something like probably
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: like some spirits.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: No, it makes you sick like mad cow.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Dis's like if you eat somebody that like has done
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: nothing but eat, Yeah, you're you know what I mean,
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Like you're probably gonna get some kind of like brain tubor.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: It's like sharks can't eat us because they say we
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: tastes like shit supposedly.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think somebody who eats humans would eat looks
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: for someone who is in like like fat because they're
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: like juicy, you think they want.
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: Think about.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Think about what you're saying right now, because I just
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: had a picture.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: Right you're gonna have different races, different sizes, male and female.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: You're gonna tell me you're gonna go for the fattest
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: one there because.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: He like, Oh, it's like it's gonna'll fry better. No,
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: it's like a that's like, but you gotta look at
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: it like a brisket. You gotta know, but you gotta
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: look at it like a brisket with too much fat.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Like Barts is looking for the one that like he
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: doesn't have to carve out too much because he knows
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: some people like that fat ship. But the fat people
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: you go by presentation would eat the fat people. Does
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: presentation have have a part in it too, because they're.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Gonna chop it up and do a hell whatever you
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: do with it. I don't know, you're probably not gonna
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: eat it like raw.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: You think the cannibal fools out there, you think they
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: know the difference. They're just like, well, have you ever
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: eate a black person?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Have you ever?
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: You know, like, yo, dog, you think you think that
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: that really is not for real or they get that.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: They get that, they get that thought where they're just like, oh,
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: you look like you taste good?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like low key. Maybe they just see somebody and
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh goddamn, look at those arms.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Like you think they're like they see like a healthy
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Chinese person. They're like, oh, his chicken, you know what
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I mean. It's just like yeah, bro, like they fucking
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: like love to put some soy sauce on him. Yeah bro,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Because Bro, you don't know if really they're so sick
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: funks out there that had a letter.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Eating people, bro, because how many people go missing a
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: fucking day, or some guys probably like want you to
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: take the skin off. They all taste the same, Yeah yeah, bro,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Like that just proves how much we're all the same.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: But isn't a lot of it where it's like the
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: people missing and or like younger, younger kids missing it
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: because of the whole like they drink their blood and shit, well, the.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Whole adrenochrome thing.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: I think that's more. I think the whole population missing.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I think it's always been like organ trade and obviously
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: some kind of human leads back to Disney World.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: And you know how you can sell supposedly like you
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: could sell kidney or like whatever.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: On the Nowadays, you can tell your ship, yeah, yeah,
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: it's coming to it coming.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Google don't tell you how much. Yeah. But before but before.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: You'd probably have to meet them in a warehouse or
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: some shit. You would have never they put you down, Bro,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: they could take all your ship exactly, and you're just hooking.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Taking you wake up and you're fucking yeah, you have
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: nothing left. You're breathing out of a fucking machine. It's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: just your head. Technically we didn't kill damn, just that.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: But imagine they make you like the food from Toy Story.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: I was literally thinking, like ship like that, you just
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: hooked up and everything pump in your blood and ship
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: just like damn. I thought I was gonna make forty
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: racks and then taking all my ship.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck, bro, they took every everything they put you under.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, because the idea of a Frankenstein, all right, best
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: believe that movie has some truth to it. You don't
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: think that like when they were fucking doing like when
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: the fucking when when Germany was taking over and they
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: were doing that, and they fucking were doing all those
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: fucked up experiments.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Best believe that.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: You don't think they were just like they fucking try
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: to make a couple of Franks, like, okay, we keep
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: them at the same time, you know what I mean,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: They're just and then hey, fucking try to show these
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: fools back together, fucking turn the electricity on and see if.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: It will work.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Because think about it, bro, For like, hold, I don't
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: know how long, but for like hell of years, they.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Had nobody telling these fools to stop. Like they were
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: just like, yop, we're showing up.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: And taking this ship. There was no like FDA, Yeah,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: there was.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: No like, hey, bro, what's going on in there? Like
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: just so many people.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: It was like the whole Stranger thing ship They say
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: that it's based off of a lot of experiments and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: ship like that.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: So much, Bro, I believe that. But yeah, say, the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: reason all these religions say we shouldn't eat pig is
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: because that's the closest they have, the closest DNA of humans.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: That someone was trying to clone humans.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: And that was the first draft. No way, so we
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: shouldn't eat them because that they were trying.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you can't survive. I think it's been
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: proven that you can't survive with the pig's heart, but
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: not for long. You'd have to get that surgery over
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: and over again because it's not meant to sustain pig.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Man. Man. So it's real, dude, I'm telling you their pig.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Even though bacon is so delicious, that's turkey bacon. Bro,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I started changing.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: It's like, my chick just showed me the other day
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: because like I won't eat like I'll eat here and there,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: you know, and it's got I'm so picky when it
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: comes to.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: What I was just the break and so she.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: Was showing me that bacon is literally like one of
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: the carcin Yeah yeah bro. So then when she when
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: she showed me that ship, I was just kind of like, well, fuck, well,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: we would always get the alternative of turkey bacon. You
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, it kind of tastes the same
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: and ship. You know what I mean, it kind of
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: does bro it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Doesn't taste the same, but it's a good substitute.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: Like, well, I mean and everything that comes from Okay, okay,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: should I said that, But I mean, like it's kind
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: of like your chicken, your brain.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: It's like it's a good subject.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Did they ever make brisket out of dind? They ever
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: make bacon out of beef? Yeah, bacon, but like not pork,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Like what what's that?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: What? How come that's not popular? It's probably because it
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: just turns into like you're just getting because anybody even
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: know what that. Yeah, it's just because the slices of beef.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying, like, how come the Bundy has ever
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: been like you know what for all the people, for
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: all the Muslims.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, Muslims eat turkey, bacon
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: or they just eat fucking steak. They make the chicken
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: and beef, chicken and beef up some chicken beef.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: Does eat the little bird drop those quails or whatever
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: they call the legs.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: And that looks good though who eats next next mission?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: But see how it comes out just looking like but
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: that's beef though, I rather I rather have cow.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I think it's because the cuts are more fatty.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Like the fatty part of the is that when you
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: went to Japan, bro, didn't you ever try some other
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: they have, like uh cuts where it was just it
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: did tastes like it was kind of like on some
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: on some bacon ship just because of the fattiness and
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: then obviously you crunch it up like that.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't try a lot of bacon o there, No,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: but it wasn't It wasn't bacon, it was beef. Like
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: didn't you ever like different cuts?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what I mean, Like you could get
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: a cut and then you just season it right or
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: candy beef so and then tell me if you don't candy,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: it's it's in your head. It's gonna be like, oh,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: it's like bacon, you know what I mean? Like, I
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: don't know, Like I think now after that whole ship
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: and I realized how how much pork is. I went
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: a long ass time without eating pork, but shut down, man,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah for.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Sure, Like I already feel sothargic.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right away. And it's like.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: I think it's one of those or maybe once a
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: year now type of share once every other year, you
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: know what I mean.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Like, and it's gotta be worth it. Like, no, I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: meant eat pork. I love pepperoni, I love bacon. Those
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: are the two. Those are the two beefs I eat.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was pork.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: That's pork.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Pepperoni's pork, of course. Yeah, and Pepperoni is fire. It's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: the best, you know, what's better than I know, it's
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: better Peroni pizzas, though, get beef pepperoni. Beef pepper bef
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: pepperoni is so much better. Yeah, yeah, they don't offer
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: that ship everywhere.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Pepperoni is good. It's the best way to eat pork.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: But I haven't seen what place offers a beef on
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: because I've never seen a beef pepperoni.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I've seen beef.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: I've seen beef or like a Philly cheese steak style
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: pizza and ship.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, I prefer cheese pizza. I prefer veggie pizza. Vegi
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: pizzas are good. Past that's my pork, dude.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: I'm sensitive to tomatoes, like red sauce, like I had
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: really bad ulcers. So for the longest time, I couldn't
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: eat pizza. And then when I do people trip Bex,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: I'll get fucking light sauce, and if not most of
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: the time, and that's one once in a bloom. Most
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: of the time, I'll get like white sauce pizza, you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, Like.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: I love a good barbata sauce. Yeah, wrik chicken pizza. Yeah,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: barbecue chicken pizzas gas Bro for sure of the.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Marinera we have also the acid, the cynic shit fucks
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: you up.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, give me more of that bass ship Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: that's just that sucks, you know, just fucking dude. My
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: mom used to have those spicy food didn't. I couldn't, Dude,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I couldn't freak her.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: I couldn't for years because at the time when I
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: was in high school and Ship, I was drinking a lot, bro, Like,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: I was getting sucked up all the time and Ship
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: and I wasn't eating right. And then when I went
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: to the doctor, like I had to go get surgery,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: and ship Bro, I fucking miss like all of your beer.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: And then so he told me for for years I
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: didn't drink beer bro because it scared me because he
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: looked at me because I was kind of taking it
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: seriously but not seriously because of how bad at her.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: And he was just like, one day you could have
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: a beer on a full stomach or something around empty stomach,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: and your stomach will rip and all your ship is
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: gonna fucking go all over your insides and by the
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: time you get to the hospital, you're gonna be dead.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: And this isn't a joke, you know what I mean?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: And I ended up the only way of fixing it
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: with this like was like this Mexican remedy that I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: tried a potato, potato, oatmeal and apple, and you put
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: a cup of water, blend it, and you drink it
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: every morning for two weeks straight and then you alternate
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: every other week for like two three months.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Your ulcers will go away.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: Potato, a raw potato, apple, a cup of oatmeal, and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: then water and that's the do they went away. Like
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: after like I think like six months or something, I
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: went back to the doctors, like what did you do?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: And I was just like, yeah, were putting me on pills,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: looking surgery and all this shit. Nothing was getting fixed
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: it went away.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: But no, you can't do bas potatoes. I mean, it
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: doesn't taste that bad. It doesn't taste that bad. It
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: has got to be a raw potato, like a row
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: like you don't cook it whatever, just straight run. Yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: you blend it, you blend it all up. Yeah, bro,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: I mean the roots they are roots. I don't I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: think it's also a coating thing. You your stomach lining
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: before before the dance. Ship but yeah, bro, from that ship,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: no drinking, no tomato sauce, like there was so much
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: ship bro that So you drink again, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: they've yeah, they've been gone for for years now and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: ship so but but it's been one of those where
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: like even even like drinking and ship like it's I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: went like close to a year and a half without
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: drinking nothing, you know what I'm saying, No liquor, no
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: beer and.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Everything and that every day that remedy.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, not necessarily that I just got used to
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: not having to drink and ship for the longest time.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Changer.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, so then but then obviously when I get
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: to certain people, I'll be like, oh, I'm gonna have
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: a weekend where I get fucked up, you know what
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, and ship like that. But it's just like
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: ever since then, it's just your your stomach is like
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: how do I say it? It gets used to not
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: having a certain thing, so then when you do have it,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: it just kind of reminds you. Just kind of like,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: oh fuck, bro, like this fucks up my stomach.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: But somebody said I needed to hear this.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh yeah, there you go. Yeah bro, that's
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: that's it. That's what am I leaving. Then you guys
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: are all talking about herpes, so if you want to
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: avoid them, staying away from EA.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Zone never goes away, dude.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: For life.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much everybody for the superchats. I do
• 1:09:10
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  Speaker 2: into the superchats, you want to shout out anything, niddy, I.
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  Speaker 1: Just want to shout you guys out. Thank you guys
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  Speaker 4: Past show we got, we got, It's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: I hope, I hope you guys get tickets. And if
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  Speaker 3: Other than that, also shout out to EDB Show.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody here fucking loves him.
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  Speaker 1: Dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to scumbacks too. Hey, go watch that episode
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: with George Perez. I went and I went to the
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: comedy show. Yeah, we went chick Litz, what is it?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Chick Lits Tino, my lady and myself. We went to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: the Coveno La Factory.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: That was the biggest laugh factory too, right, Yeah, that.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Is the biggest laugh factory. That's just like an actual theater.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: It's pretty nice in there, man.
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  Speaker 5: I like the two little sides to the top side piece,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: the sight seats or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like solo balconies. You got a private thing going.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: It's tight. I feel that food.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: There's some things about George and just don't don't change
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: dog like dog. It's just that food was just he
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: was a full player.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Movie like that was hilarious. Bro.
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  Speaker 6: I remember when he pulled up to his crib the
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: podcast Ship. We're just all there drinking and ship. I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: was just like, Dare, He's like, this is regular, bro,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: just ship.
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  Speaker 1: It's the whole time.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: And he did a lot of new material. He did
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: mostly new material. I don't remember hearing any of those jokes.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: So if you go watch him check out his new material,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he's getting ready to do another hour, which
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: is great and it's cool to it's cool to see
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: the home elevating into some new material and ship and
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: doing the ship. So go check him out political ship.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I was dying. It was a good one. Yeah, you are, guys.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody's sucking munching right now. You're so good.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: They're crazy, dude.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: As soon as you sat down, you just early and
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: he was making fun of me.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I can't do that, bro right about the Oh, I know. Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: As soon as I was just like, man, I was
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: talking man ship, and I'm like, oh, they're looking kind
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: of good right now.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: That's the only reason why I got some because I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: usually I wouldn't do that either. I would have like,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: you know, eating first and then have some. Can I'm
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: a candy at late night person.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: That's the worst.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: I got the dad munchies and that's like chocolate for me.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I feel that you guys kinds of eating chocolate and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: drinking water. Yeah, that's what I do at nighttime, like
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: water somewhere like milk or some ship. I can't water.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I can't drink milk. No more.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: Why I found out I'm lactose ship.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, for first of all, Yeah, that's okay, that
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: sounds hello fucking like that's something your body's being a pussy.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: Bro, do trust I try to Just I can't, Bro,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: I can't like I enjoy it.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I'll still I'll still dug it out. You know what
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I'm saying whole you know what I mean.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 6: And but then I noticed, like it just it just
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: fucks me up, bro.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: And it was it like make do you throw up?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Or is it just diarrhea?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: Just both, bro, It's like both. It's weird you were
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: a metabolymic person.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: That's people who, yeah, just make themselves. I remember what
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I remember one time in school, dog.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Is like colleges came in there with like with the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: fucking with the parents of the of the girl, and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: they were like we need to told the teacher, like
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: we need to talk to her.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: And then it's like, yeah, bro, it's happened in the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: middle of class.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: She made herself peke in the middle class.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: No, she didn't do it in class, like what they
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: what they Her parents came in and I was just
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: like what the fuck?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: And then I always wondered, I was like, how come
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: this girl looks like so like super skinny and like
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: mount ners to ship right, Like, you know, over here
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: is a fat person.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm over here with what's her secret?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: You're like, come over here?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's so dog?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Her parents came through and then uh yeah that's you know.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: The next day we'reried.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I got it out.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, throw up and every time after a fucking clash
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: and just go throw up or after lunch like all
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: her teachers were like, I've noticed that you asked to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom every time after lunch and you
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: can only have that excuse one time a month.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Why don't they just not eat?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: Her throat and her teeth are all fucked up, probably
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: from the acid.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd rather not eat than throw it up, you
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: know what I mean.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: I mean it depends, bro. What if you're really really hungry,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: but you're throwing it up?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? But the people that throw up, you think they
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: talk ship to themselves before they throw up.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: They're like you pick, probably they're not doing it, Like, oh,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: you're a great person, I know, but.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: You're perfectly fine limstick on a pig, that's what you are.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bro, I mean I wonder how they'll giveaway
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: was I think that's somebody had to hear that in
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. Somebody's crying, and then they're probably saying it
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: in their like like myself.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: But what if you make yourself puke after drinking? Is
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 6: that the same ship?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: No, it has to repeat it this like you do.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if you're repeatedly do because you want to
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: keep drinking? Okay people do. Yeah, I've done it before.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I was the king of that ship.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a rally real quick, I'm ready, bro.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: But I would do it like I knew that I
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: already had just been drinking too much and I'm trying
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: to keep going.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: So I would go hit the slopes and I remember,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: I would do a big ass one.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: Right, and when they hit double black Diamond, just.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: When it fucking hits you know, the drip, it wouldn't
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: be all wet.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: I would get like some powder fucking like you know,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: like just like slide start fucking coffee, and then I
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: started sucking sweating, and then I'll be like, I go
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom, guys, and then like you just went
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: and I was like, it's not for that.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Hit the mouth wash wash my face over here, came
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: out a new man.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Who's getting my next drink.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Throw up a reset, you know, I threw up in
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Canada after hours.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: Jason Rowse was like four am, where'd you guys go
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: some after hours?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know where we were at, Bro. I
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: just know that somebody there had a bag.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: That, oh, dude'll take you there.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: When we were out there in Canada, Bro, the table
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: we were staying at in the apartments, Bro, we would
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: throw like, you know, whatever we had at the end,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: like just put the you know, put it right there
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: at the table. I remember one time, I think he
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: has a picture. It was a collection of like six
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: different type of bags, and I'm just like, Bro at
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: the time, I'm just like, this is.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Russian roulette, especially all the way in Canada.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: This is Russian roulette.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Dog, thank god, Brod.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: I probably may not step on that. They probably may
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: not step on it, like out here, you don't know that.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Bro. The worst was the worst Harry
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Fence strips out in Canada's Big Question.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: But back then it wasn't as bad, you know. Yeah,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: the safer time, Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: It was a safer time. The worst that we got
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: was from some of the somebody that was native out there.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, I totally not neigated from the natives.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: Don't lie, bro, they did not say that.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: They said that.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: I said that.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: They would say that in Canada too. Yeah yeah. Jason
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: was like, you're right, we should have just waited. Yeah,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, yeah, bros. Probably like I
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: fucking got one back. What's the natives Aboriginals, feather Indians
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: not not that that's the call them. Now.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: I made that joke like they would be time to
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: make that joke to other people.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: It always hits even that's an old street joke.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like every time, but like nobody especially today's walkelast time,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: nobody offended. And I used it at the gym, you
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: know what I mean there? And then I was like
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: he laughed about everybody.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Gives a little truckle every time they hear it. Yeah,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: what the same because they Christopher whatever they say, Christopher
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Clumbus found your guys fucking natives. What do you what
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: do you mean? You're guys America brown people.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: So the moment Pocahontas is that christ you guys are
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: the original natives.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Like in Pocahontas, I think that is supposed to be
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Christopher Columbus.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: Well not Jonah Smith. Jonas Smiths is the fucking is
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: the like from the Jonas.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: That's it's funny. You go to Disney World, you won't
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: find any Pocahontas merch Nobody wants it.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's certain movies they stay away from Pocahontas hercules. Aladdin,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: you don't see too much Aladdin. It's crazy princesses, like
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: you think, Yeah, it's crazy, Like Tiana. They kind of
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: have to because black people will start burning ship, you know,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: like they'd be like, hey you took her away, Princess
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: and the Frog.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like yeah, I think all all the other
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: princesses they like they got the they got the boot.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: They're like not here, bitch.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I see it. The last one was there.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: I was looking for it. I was like, how come
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: none of the merchants, any of the brown girls.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Know it's like Princess Jasmine in Japan though, because they
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: have a lot of Indians out there to but like,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like I think that they had to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: put a CAP's just like.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Too much, put a put a pop up right outside merchant. Yeah,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: just all the brown princess security. So like hey, you
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: want to Security doesn't even ask questions.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: You just got to stay on the freeway exit because
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: you know they're going to be getting off and just.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: D merch right there. Still drive by when you're.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: Walking by, like in TJ when they're walking down, you.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Just have your team real quick. Where is she?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Why won't they let her in the par I wonder
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: why they stay away from Hercules.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: From the Greeks. Yeah, what happened to Hercules?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: That ship was cool?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: It was a cool as a ship. I wonder why
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: they're like they don't they don't embrace it like that
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: because it's not.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Live action. No, I met like the Disney franchise of it.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Disney probably owns it.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: You didn't like the Hurricanes from the Disney, But I'm
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: saying it doesn't get recognized at the Disney parks.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 6: I want them to make a version. They did a
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: buzz light Yeah, yeah like that.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: He's like, I want to see him kiss.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not American, it's just not white.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: It's still a white country.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: You guys ever watched that one movie Anastasia or some ship. Yeah,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: like that's super forn style, right, that's like Russia Yeah,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: that kind of hit over here for a little bit.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we all watched that. It was like it was
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: one of those movies, the cartoons. It wasn't Disney though,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: right on the casette.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Oh you have a hunchback? What about Esbralla? How came
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: that still get recognized.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Because she's a fucking foreigner, she's brown?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: All foreign movies that hit. I don't.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know, because they do have that chick from.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Pacific Island.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: She's not she's not.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: She's not a princess, know that in Kanto and Kanto
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah movie, I didn't know what the title, but they
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: sure as hell recognize the funk out of that fucking
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: white bitch, the let it Go.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Snow bitch, frozen snow frozen dog. They love that snow bitch.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: The conspiracy behind that is.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: That that's Tarzan's parents. Bro no food, Yeah, Bro, didn't
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: you see? Didn't she see that?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: The act left the bakery, they left the baby, bro,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: and they died.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: It's because people used to research Disney, Walt Disney Frozen
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: before looking like any any tips about Walt Disney actually
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: being frozen, like, you know, because they say that his
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: head or his you know it's it's like fro and
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: then cover that up on the search. Yeah, so to
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: cover up on the search, they made a movie. And
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: now you know you can't type in anything without that
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: showing up enough. You can't even find anything about Walt
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Disney being frozen anymore?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Is he actually frozen? Like an it's a long time
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: conspiracy that if you have that much money, you wouldn't
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: freeze yourself and say, hey, just wake me out, wake
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: me up with some timbers.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 6: When when it works, like when it works and you
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: see people living for multiple years after.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: But at this point that's the fucked up thing because
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: like right now, imagine like you think the CEOs are like,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: you're not bringing a wild back. He fucking died again
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: and he sees he's like he sees a new buzz,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: like you're fucking the other gay buzz Lightyear.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 6: And then the fires everyone he's like, he's.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Like, yea, the moment you take you to as well,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: right close the park. Yeah, it's like my dreams over.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, he's like put everything back as soon as
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: he's away.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Is that the you? Yeah, bro, like.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: You would because they know they probably don't bring them
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: back because of business Bro, they're like, hey, O, no
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Brona say performable?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: Would you bring them back? If you're in that situation?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: What the fuck that?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: Everyone's doing me that that's the first word. That's the
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: first words everyone's doing it.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the future, Walt Walt that's her union. Yeah
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: Who have kids?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: That's my family?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: I think so they have to have There must be
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: some Disney's out there.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: He has to have kids.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a crazy name. Like, you don't even run
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: into that ship.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: Like it's like you, I would never run into a
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Disney Okay, but like what if you.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: What if you wanted a neighbor kid that bro? Like
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: you think you think you'll get sued for naming them Disney? Yeah,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, Yo, what if they would have been
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: like William Disney Disney?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: What is it your last name? I don't know. That's weird.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: What if your parents would have called you Walt Disney.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Food, Walt Disney secuja, he's gonna do great things.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: Walt Disney has I don't know, bro, It's just like,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: what do you think whenever your parents do name you,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: it's the.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Same ship, not Walt, just Disney, Disney way.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: How much how much you make your parents didn't put
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: into is that the is that the family tree right there.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Put it off on the screen.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Damn I know him.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: They don't give a.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: Damn I heard his dad was an asshole to think
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 6: they all get free entry.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Or there's the one cousin who has to ask to
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: still get tickets.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: That one cousin chase the rules, so everybody has to pay,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: So damn.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: We gotta unfreeze Walt. We gotta unfreeze waldt so everyone
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: has to pay. Everyone in the family gets taxed. They don't,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: they don't get they just get taxed. I think that's
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 6: all the new ones.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: That's crazy because what what year?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: What year does it end on the last row?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, bro.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Well that Disney money fucking runs deep.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm saying, what if they get you being
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: a family member, you get taxed instead because you got
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 6: to pay for Walzen.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I just know you have that person that's richest. Fuck bro,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: like you'd be chilling, but you get they still tax you. Well,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: he probably took care of that already. You don't think
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: he fucking has a little unfreeze me fund?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: He puts all that money into freezing him and then
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: he doesn't.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: But what but what what?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: I'm confused or not confused, But what makes me think
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: is who gets to make that shot like that call
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: for him?
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: And what if they don't want to.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: I'm saying that they've.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Been like that ship, Let's just keep freezing him for
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: another ten years like that said, had a timer on
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: your ship? Hey, they bring them back when when Disney's
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: just gone like it went marub there's no more money there,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: like we need you to fucking build this up again.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: I'm freezing you will bring the business back.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: Like oh you oh hell of money actually right now.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: So I think like.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe like it's one of those things where like you
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: could just violate the terms, bro, and be like, funk that,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: don't bring this food back, Like we're making a lot
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: of money if they.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Were to do that.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: But I said, it was easier to be a carn
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: artist before, bro, Like there was people going around at
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: that time selling selling snake oil town to town killing it,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: talking about this will get your wife maker right this one,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like your best tard dude
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: in this best fucking yeah, it's never all that kind
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: of shit. They'll do that talk, but they're selling you
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: fucking ship. They're making it in a bathtub. Bro, snake oil, Yeah,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: that's wow, Bro, What would you do? What kind of
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: conn artists would you be? Back?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: For sure would be a snake oil salesman.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Back in the day.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: Remember they used to pay everybody with just magic Tonic
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: Western days.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: They used to pay people and they just used to
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: throw little sacks at them, and no one would ever
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: look in the sack. They would just kind of feel
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: the sack like the weight. Bro.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 6: They would I would put some rocks found out, they'd
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: call you rocks or some ship, bro.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: Like kebble sacks. Bro go around buying all the horses
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: and ship.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: So that's what you would do, I think. So just
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: if I had to pick a scam.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: You know what though, is because people, I guess at
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: that time, bro gold was so prevalent, so like they everybody,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: you know, Like if somebody you're like, hey, bro, like
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: how many how many nuggets?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: You got to be like got about two pounds, it'd
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: be like all right, cool, then you'd be like you
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: could have it.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: But for sure, like from what I've seen, people did
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: check in in movies like they like, you know, they
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: would get the bag. They'd be like, all right, let's go.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: And don't you think, don't you think someone not always
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: getting money like that, you're not gonna be able to
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: feel it and be like, oh, i'd be good. It's
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: like when you have a baggy. It's when you have
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 6: a baggie, you hold it, You're like, oh, this is
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: a g you find.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Would you really want to color?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: Like, let's say you gave me a fucking sack and
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: I have my fucking hoster here with my fucking good
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: you want to pull fans with on?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: How fasty I think you're gonna get up before?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: He would look you straight in the eyes so confidently
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: and then turn around and let's just say what I.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Put it away?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: And these are fucking pables and he's over there.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: I'll fucking bless the time you look up, he's gone
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: the next town.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: He's gone in the town getting William.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: That's how people. That's how people ended up with the
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: water signs every town.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: And he's like, yo, he's he probably would have right,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: you probably have a disguise.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come back a new beerhen Those fools got caught though,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: because it was easy to be a car nunders.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: All those fools for Sugart smoked like somebody was like
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: and I shot him.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: Their whole life.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: They're just like I'm gonna find this for one day.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Because the bounty herders back back in the day that
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: was the real thing.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Dead or live.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: Motherfuckers wanted to know.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: They'd be like this motherfucker who was paying that though?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: You know how anybody bro and the government too, because
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: you could keep like people were robbing banks left and right.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: They had no security.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Who we're talking about, Like, hey, somebody just deposited a
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: whole bunch of gold. Let's show in there with some
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: horses and be like boo boo boo would rob that ship.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you could be the broker to accepting
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: the jobs and looking for the higher you know, g
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: t a ship.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: But wo wow West, Yeah, shows are always crazy.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: It's like what a time like time Like, imagine how
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: easy it was to stick up a trade though.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: Low key though.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: You just need like four guys be like, look, there's
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: four cabs in there. We all got a strap, like.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 6: And you still get smoked and don't get the.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: Once you hear.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Somebody get smoked this time to a bad envision, Bro,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: take what you gotta be like any way funked up.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: It's like, oh, there's a time machine. You're like, you
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 6: don't want to go.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: Because there was a baby on board. I was like,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: shut the fuck up.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: Where would the stash house be? Because one you're gonna
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: be on the horse, you.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: Have to be in the desert.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Remember because all those all the stash houses full a
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: lot of people, they would fucking stash it in the
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: caves and ship like that. They would be like, hey,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: we're gonna ride out, fucking hide it here, or they
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: build like a little cabin or something.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: Do you think it would really be that easy?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 7: Then?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, bro, seeing how complicated ship is now, how
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: everything certain certain.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: Is like everything he's watched.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: So if you're to go back, if you're to go
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 6: back in time tomorrow, and you're like all easy, lick,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go back in time and rob these trains,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 6: you think it'd be that easy if you get like
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 6: you said, you have to have.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: A squad of four foods dogs that are like legitimate.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: If you could take materials from now, weapons and ship
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: from now, could you trust could.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: You trust people from back then?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: Could you trust people from back then, because it could
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: be the one fool who's like as soon as as
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: soon as everyone turns around, fifty.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Cent boom boom, boom boom. You know. I mean there
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: might be that one inventor, you know, with a little
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: quick one. But it's harder than we're saying it is.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: But this was it'd be easy.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Nowadays, he's gonna be out there like yo ful and
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: as soon as they hear him say.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: Fool, like what the fuck that fucking native is talking?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Weird?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: They had Vesicans at that time.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: Too, Yeah, Native it was their lad.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: I can't wait for like like hardly virtual reality and
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 6: ship so then there's uh, you could play a game
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: and shit, I'm gonna be like, all right, he's gonna
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: go rob that train on to see you do it?
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: How would you do it? Like?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Like fun fact that the books did not include the
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: conductors had weapons too, because it probably was like a
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: fucking shootout that went out if.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: You brought you're on a horse going what eighty seven?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: You board as a passenger? Oh like you board as
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: a passenger.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, we're a worse Okay, so there's okay, let's just
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 6: say we're all This is me thinking rationally. We're all
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 6: in there, and you're like, dude, trust now we're inside
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: the fucking the train.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Sony is like, all right, we're about to stick everyone up.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: All right, here's the horses.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: So here's a plan, right, like all three of us. Right,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: let's just say being this war on board of the train.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: You're in charge of the horses. You're like, hey, fo,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: we're not next stop? Is it this place?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I be like, yo, I need you needed to
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: fucking bring the horses at the next stop. By the
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: time we know because we've been on this train before.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: But the time we know that, you know, we get
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: up to like we hit this spot and the guy's
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: like going up. That's when everybody fucking gets up and
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: it's like, hey, everybody, give me your ship and then
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: we fucking hop out, get all the horses and run
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: bro like, because what are they gonna do? Call it
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: in like's there's no fucking call.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 6: There's no, you're not wrong. But then it just makes
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 6: you think to you know, some people fuck up or
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: are late and ship like that. There's days in between town,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: if not a week, So think about it. A bro
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: next Friday. At this time, I need four horses. Think
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 6: about what you have to figure out? You know what
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 6: I'm saying, Like we gotta pre steal the horses. Yeah,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 6: you could also get like it's like we used to
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 6: get wild horses before. I don't think at that time
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 6: it'd be hard to find a horse or a buffalo.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: It'd be like, look, Bro, once we get the horses,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: we're solid because there's no cars at the time.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: Bro. But you'd have to get a good horse. Bro.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: But you have This isn't like an overnight thing with
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: all right, Bro. I just I got a faral horse.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: I think we're good to be.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: Like nah, but you gotta have Like you gotta run
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: the plan a little bit.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: You know what if it's like we got a train
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: coming in two days, we got two days to plan
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: for this, you could.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: Do it because because it's gonna change you.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking how horses's gonna be like yo, because like, yeah,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: in three days to investigate and then Canada.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 6: Okay, then and then another thing.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Let's say I'm getting the horses right and bringing them back.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: What someone seeing me riding with three horses or two
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: people with two other horses. We're gonna get jacked. Bro,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: what if we ended up getting jacked before the whole plan.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: But you're not a crew that gets jacked. You're the
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: crew that jack's.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: Then we come up with six horses, you're like I
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: said four.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 6: I'm like, bro, we got six.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: Just you're not worried about them other guys. You're the
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: other guys. You know what I mean? That makes sense?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: I would yeah, that would be a good way to
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: fucking this went too far, Like yeah, like all right,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: let's get into the super chats. Uh all right, first,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: well comes from e Win says good morning, same team,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: same team. Tino Santo's uh says the thought says the
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: thumbs up. Appreciate that super chat.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: Browsey with two new babies says the same team. Saluta
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: the whole chat and table still fuck nitty.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Love you, same team, same team. Damn She's bro, those
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: babies are like two weeks old. I love you.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: The Liar's villain eight point fifty says, remember we don't
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: smoke the same in your hood.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Gee.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Solu to all the people like other people
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: that fucking watch though, man, this year, I want to
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: take it up and not shoot. Yeah, appreciate you guys. Also, wait,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: was it this weekend that uh event? Oh yeah, shout
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: out to Strangs and games. Yeah that was a good
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: It was a good event. I wish they would have
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: been more collectors, but I did sell a good amount
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: of cards. I'm gonna be doing a lot more pop ups.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: I got to pop up in a golf course with
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Hatar and I think Metal man Ace is gonna be there,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: so yeah, so just make sure you guys, uh, just
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: make sure you guys fucking support dog. Just make sure
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: you guys are watching all the stuff that you guys. Uh,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: you know that we're making. So expect a lot of
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: new content this year, and expect us to be everywhere.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: I'm doing two pop ups minimum a month. All right,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: straight up, I need to talk to new faces. I
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: need you guys to follow the accounts. I need you
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: guys to fucking know where we're at. That's the only
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: way we're.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Gonna fucking grow. And I'm collaborating with motherfuckers this year.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: But you gotta if I show up with a bread loaf,
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: don't show up with a slice.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: You better match my loaf is what I'm saying. That's
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: that's how we're collaborating.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: There ain't no half stepping bro not doing another work.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: I'm tired of doing homework. Dog, like I'm trying to
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: do other people's homework.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: It's just annoying.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: Joaquin Radivia says, saludos. We don't smoke the same. We
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: don't smoke the same is number one in the hood?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Gee, same team.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: We're popular in the hood.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: Dog, I'll go to hunger for us. Oh okay, yeah,
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: the references referencing it. Browsey four twenty says he's one.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Custalk is on the seventh, not the seventeenth. I stand
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: corrected the seventh.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: Get your tickets they're free, and somebody's getting VIP tickets
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: and you gotta hit up Trippy Bear for those.
• 1:36:19
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  Speaker 1: I fell asleep a couple of times. I forgot about
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  Speaker 1: that shit. This video showed up on my fucking YouTube.
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  Speaker 6: It was like the real dangers of nitrous and you
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  Speaker 6: fell in a rabbit hole.
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  Speaker 2: That's just scared far fast, honestly, bro. Like, when it
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: broke down the science, I was like, nothing fucked nothing.
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  Speaker 2: We fun like like not not like not like we
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: fucked up, frank, but like, but there was definitely a
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: good reason why we were becoming more reckless, why I
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: started to have nerve damage and short the spots in
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: my body.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it was like, we're pretty much like cutting oxygen.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Out of our brain. Dog, Yeah, that's what you're doing.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: And the psychological and medical effects of it. Was kind
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 3: of crazy.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: That I've never had nothing happened to me, so I'll
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: still nause it every now and then, you know, if
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: I get a chance.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: But I just cantle stuff only now.
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  Speaker 3: But for real though, that's just crazy.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Though. There's like fools that like can't walk no more. Dog.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: I was telling you, guys, this man.
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  Speaker 6: The time to tell you how bad it is. But
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: he's feeling up the ballues exactly what happens. He's like,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 6: you don't want any of this. You don't want any
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 6: of this, bro.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: I'm past that point. Don't worry about me.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: I had to fucking you know cross so you could
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: run it.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate you, Papa.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: I had to do the non so you know the effects.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 6: What about whips is at the same ship the dirty part, right, yeah,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: dirty year part.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: First time I ever did that. I was at this
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: festival and then remember I wanted to make my own
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: awes food. Walked into this an old bus. Walk into
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: this bus and everyone was tripping out on the bus
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: and gave me a balloon and I did it and
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: everything just went black.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 6: And white, bro, And I was like, you hear the
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 6: ringing like when you're passing out, and you're just like, you.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: Know what's crazy.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: I've never heard the ringing really, Yeah, you out.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: From it like when I was younger, dog, I used
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: to pass out from that ship all the time.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: Now that's how I ended up with the fucking freezer bird.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 6: Did so you did probably didn't even have the ringing face,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 6: because there's times where I've just passed out and I
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: don't get the ringing face. I feel like you get
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 6: the when you you understand your you're blacking out. It's
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 6: like and then you're just like, oh damn, I'm about
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 6: a black out, you know what I mean? Or then
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 6: you were just skipping that phase. You were just straight
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 6: blacking out. You weren't getting the all.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, whenever he'd go down with the whip
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: and you have smelling.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: Celt in the other No, I would just I would.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: I would literally just like when I was younger, I
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: would just like knock out and then I just would
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: wake up and I'll just hear like the echoes.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would get that echoes with on the pod. No, thankfully,
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: I knew I had a show to do so.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: But then but there's there's times where like for sure,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: like it was crazy, I knew that out that that
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: the oxygen was running low because I remember I could
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: hear everybody talk about me like this hasn't moved it wow,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: And like I just wanted to react, Like in my head,
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, I'm here, but like but like
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: but like I couldn't bro I was like, I was
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: like and then when I woke up finally, I like
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: Loki was scared because I'm like, I bet that's what
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: a coma is, Like fuck that I never want to
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: get to that like and then that's that that scared me.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: And I think ever since I started doing it like that.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: I kind of started spacing myself out between the loons
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: where I was like, it's I would do one and
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: then I'll fucking be like I'll breathe some and some air,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: and then I fucking just go ahead and hit it again.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Like I had to like cycle through the ship because yeah,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: that ship. That experience scared me because.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: I was you didn't do it for a while after that, Huh.
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  Speaker 3: We had like a whole year.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bro, it's always a scare, bro.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 6: And it doesn't make sense until someone you offer someone
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 6: something and they're just like nah, like I'm good.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: Thatftie was there.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: We were all down there in the couch and I
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: remember he was like, yeah, just go ahead him no
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: real quick, just to make sure, like, and I was
• 1:42:16
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  Speaker 2: How the dad says, uh, you don't tell the story
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  Speaker 2: about stealing the bottle for your grandma again?
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  Speaker 1: Which one stolen for your grandma? No?
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  Speaker 3: But which one did he talk about, like stealing a
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  Speaker 1: Or like, I don't know. You got to be more.
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  Speaker 2: No, I haven't stolen wine from a church. I stole
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  Speaker 2: the body of Christ. The pack of cookies, I thought
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, I was like if I if
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  Speaker 3: I if I eat them, I was like, I'll be good,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, because these things have.
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  Speaker 5: Power, you know, let me do something bad than I
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  Speaker 5: eat a cracker And yeah, you're in Heaven's gates.
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  Speaker 6: And they're like, why am I not let in? Remember
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 6: when you stole the Lord's crackers?
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  Speaker 3: They have a picture of this way there do not.
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  Speaker 1: Those were the lords that won't let me in the
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  Speaker 3: the super Chat giveaway in a little bit right now.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, remember that show they used to have.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: They used to be like animals. They used to fight each.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: Other, animals that fight each other like they're like geographic.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll be like gorilla versus an alligator and they're
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: just show footage from random like like a AI version
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, it's crazy, an AI version of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was ahead of his time. They'll do like a
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: three D model version of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who do you think would win between an alligator
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: and the gorilla? Yeah no, you don't think.
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  Speaker 3: So gorilla could snap that fool's neck.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: But if it gets a good fucking bite on the gorilla,
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  Speaker 1: if you guys just be like Bama, I guess so
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  Speaker 1: they got that death roll.
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  Speaker 6: Man, Hey, do you think a honey badger would win
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 6: or a gorilla?
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: Honey badgers are fucked up?
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 6: But no, they bro, the gorilla would fucking get so
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 6: tired of beating in his ass he'd probably die from exhaustion.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 6: The honey badger, Bro, you know that cheetahs and fucking
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 6: lines of ship will try to fucking eat a honey
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 6: badger and they'll be ripping it apart, brow, And it's
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 6: undestructible under Yeah, Bro, Like whole packs of them will
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 6: try to rip them up and they won't, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: And then they'll just sit there.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 6: They'll fight any animal, bro, because they do.
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  Speaker 1: They have there just yeah there.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 6: It's like they say, it's like a not like a
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 6: slimy their skins like I forget.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: What kind of texture.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 6: They say, like a rubber, like a rubber, So you
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 6: could beat the ship out of it, bro, And you're
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 6: just pissing it off more and bro.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: And then he obviously attacks too.
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  Speaker 3: Now, it says the short answer, the gorilla And it's
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: not even close.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: Why and stuff?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: Overall the size, straight, power, difference and reach in the intelligence.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: So Rea weighs about three hundred to four hundred pounds
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: more several times it's body weight. Uh, honey badger is
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: twenty to thirty five pounds, so.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: Damn so gorilla would kill it.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: Then honey Badger was bigger than what you're talking about.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 6: Bro, they're like this big oh ship, Yeah, they're they're Bro,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 6: They're not They're not that big.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: That's picture in a fucking little thing with claws.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: And you have me too, oh bro.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 6: Like if you look up videos, if you look up videos,
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 6: you'll see that they're getting attacked by fucking hyenas, by
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 6: fucking like lions and ship like that.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: Bro the fucking and then you.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 6: Just see that you start squaring up with all of them, Bro,
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 6: don't give a yeah.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: No doubt that they're like fucking uh you know what
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: I'm saying that they're like, they get down, they have art.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: They've ever seen a bet beaver? Beaver?
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: No, that's a fucking crazy thing to watch in real life.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: It's such a weird animal. Just their assma over there. Yeah,
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: you'll see them when you go up canoeing and ship.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: I went to this place I went to. I did
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: this thing called portaging where it's like your your canoe,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: then you have to hike with the canoe over your
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 1: back to the next spot. And where I live in Canada,
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: Ontario has the most lakes, like thousands of lakes, so
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: you can go. There's places you can go.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: The only way you can see it is if you
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: fucking put a canoe on your back and you hike.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: Through and you go. Isn't it heavy? Like the wooden
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: ship you get, You get canoes that are meant for
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: that right, and you do it as a team. There's
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: four of us, so there's two ship, and it's like
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: you'll go see views and ship and you'll see what
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: happens when you could ever see it happens. If it
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: breaks and ship mid mid hike, you're just yeah, you'd
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: have to fucking crying and get help or you know,
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: wait for someone or try to get to that's the
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: risk you take when you go fucking into those place.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 6: You should make them movie about that ship where the
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 6: canoe breaks and then they just got to survive overnight somewhere.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 1: Bro, you have all your ship with you, because you
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: have you're camping, so you have, but you don't know
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: what's out there.
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  Speaker 4: You have your fucking gearship, but you haven't you have
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: your ship with you.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: He's one just pops up. I've been waiting.
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  Speaker 5: Took you guys long enough.
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  Speaker 2: Next one comes from Luis Dias alul, those from the
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  Speaker 2: four to twenty show. Much love from Offbeat and Unfiltered.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, dog manifest that ship.
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  Speaker 1: Dog. Bring us some broccoli when you come.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know broccoli from fields, no from you, but
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  Speaker 5: it is.
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  Speaker 6: They have They have it all, they have dates, they
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  Speaker 2: subscription for a thirty dollars Secret Menu gift every month,
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  Speaker 2: so it's a different favor drop. And one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 2: here you get a zip a month, so every month
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  Speaker 2: you get a different flavor zip to you, brought to
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  Speaker 2: you by the Secret Menu.
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  Speaker 1: So just resubscribeing to the Patreon.
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  Speaker 3: So join the Patreon. Trust me, it's worth it.
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  Speaker 1: Get your cushtog. Tickets are free.
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  Speaker 3: Thank everybody who went to Strains and Games.
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  Speaker 2: And I will be posting up where I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 2: selling cards at Next or wherever I'm gonna be selling
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  Speaker 2: my merchant, So just make sure you stay tuned and
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  Speaker 2: follow me. And with that being said, peace out you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see you guys on the Green Thumb Show later.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you way for running the boards.