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- 0:31Speaker 1: We're back at it again here as we burn the
- 0:35Speaker 1: midnight oil and then some fighting tooth and nail the
- 0:40Speaker 1: never ending battle in the audio sweatshop of talk. Right
- 0:44Speaker 1: here is we try to reach the Promised Land. I
- 0:47Speaker 1: don't know what that is doing overnight radio, but our
- 0:48Speaker 1: lead this hour is from the NBA. As the boys,
- 0:51Speaker 1: they played so many games the first half of the
- 0:54Speaker 1: NBA season, they never took a day off, so they
- 0:56Speaker 1: need that long All Star break. And I always look
- 0:59Speaker 1: forward to this part of the calendar because the NBA
- 1:02Speaker 1: believe they were zoom activities later on Thursday. And I
- 1:07Speaker 1: will predict right now, and I'm never wrong, never wrong
- 1:10Speaker 1: about this. As a distant relative of Noster Damas and
- 1:14Speaker 1: friend of Noster Dinas. Although we were enemies during the
- 1:16Speaker 1: Super Bowl, I think we're back being friends now that
- 1:19Speaker 1: I will guarantee you there will be multiple players when
- 1:21Speaker 1: the NBA comes back that rest for load management after
- 1:25Speaker 1: just having this long All Star break. I love that, man?
- 1:28Speaker 1: Do I love that? Well? The AMBA doesn't even need games.
- 1:31Speaker 1: They don't The games get in the way of the stories.
- 1:35Speaker 1: And for us, it's all about the stories. And I
- 1:37Speaker 1: think you'd agree. And what a great one this is.
- 1:40Speaker 1: So our lead is from pro Bouncy Baldy plus a
- 1:43Speaker 1: La No. Kevin Durant, a Hall of Fame player, has
- 1:48Speaker 1: been caught up in a social media brew ha ha,
- 1:53Speaker 1: which is just such the perfect story for the zeitgeist
- 1:57Speaker 1: that we're in these days. So Durant was at about
- 2:00Speaker 1: the happy Bara in the room. If you have not
- 2:04Speaker 1: been paying attention, well, Durant was outed over the All
- 2:10Speaker 1: Star Break in LA as being a burn guy. We
- 2:16Speaker 1: know that he has had burner accounts, He's been open
- 2:19Speaker 1: about it. Well, some Internet sleuth found out Durant's burner
- 2:25Speaker 1: account and it was not the greatest, trashing people he
- 2:30Speaker 1: works with and he was bearing certain people and it
- 2:33Speaker 1: didn't play well in Peoria. It did not, so the
- 2:37Speaker 1: Rockets got back to work. They were practicing on Wednesday.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Durant was asked about the copy bar in the room
- 2:44Speaker 1: if he didn't hear what he had to say. We
- 2:46Speaker 1: got the audio. Let's go to the audio tape. Take
- 2:49Speaker 1: a listen. I know you got to ask these questions,
- 2:51Speaker 1: but I'm not here to getting a twitter nonsense. Sometimes
- 2:53Speaker 1: here to focus on the season, keep a pushing on.
- 2:56Speaker 1: But I know I get you to answer those questions.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Is we've been locked down? The host enjoyed R.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Brydon had a great practice today looking forward at the
- 3:04Speaker 1: road trip. Oh it's so good. All right, So if
- 3:10Speaker 1: you didn't pay attention to Durant, who almost never goes
- 3:14Speaker 1: by the book, He's never by the book. Guy, like
- 3:17Speaker 1: by the book guy? Is you know, I know you
- 3:20Speaker 1: have to ask these questions, but but you know, I'll
- 3:22Speaker 1: keep keep it on the season, you know, and we're
- 3:25Speaker 1: locked in. You know those are cliches, those are sports cliches.
- 3:28Speaker 1: So so great that last part, the generic response that
- 3:33Speaker 1: we're locked in the whole season and all that, that
- 3:36Speaker 1: is a good jumping off point for us. So let
- 3:37Speaker 1: us discuss the question, how do you categorize The Rockets
- 3:42Speaker 1: star Kevin Durant and his response when outed for having
- 3:47Speaker 1: a burner account. Do we have to say allegations at
- 3:50Speaker 1: this point? I guess I don't know. We canna get
- 3:51Speaker 1: sued for that, do we? I guess we'll say it no,
- 3:54Speaker 1: only get sued. So how do you categorize Kevin Durant
- 3:58Speaker 1: of the Rockets and what you just are there? His
- 4:00Speaker 1: response to the burner account allegations. I've got FBI World
- 4:06Speaker 1: Tour and Tug of War and we will combine all
- 4:12Speaker 1: of these things together, and we are going to crush grapes,
- 4:17Speaker 1: is what we're going to do. And speaking of grapes,
- 4:19Speaker 1: are there sour grapes on this story? So my first
- 4:23Speaker 1: thought here a Kevin Durant not just the slim Reaper
- 4:28Speaker 1: which he hates, he's the digital ghost. What is the
- 4:34Speaker 1: difference between Kevin Durant and you know, Ferg Dog or
- 4:38Speaker 1: Alf the Alien of Pineer or the late night drug tester.
- 4:42Speaker 1: These are all guys that have Burner accounts? Like, how
- 4:44Speaker 1: do I know those guys aren't NBA superstars? These are
- 4:47Speaker 1: key members in the upper echelonne of the Mallard Militia.
- 4:51Speaker 1: They're sworn foot soldiers in the Mallard militia. How do
- 4:54Speaker 1: we know that those cats are not some of the
- 4:58Speaker 1: big NBA guys, Kevin Durant, For all I know, maloprop
- 5:02Speaker 1: guy's Kevin Durant. I don't know, neither do you. But
- 5:06Speaker 1: I do love the fact that the rocket star here
- 5:09Speaker 1: KD pulled the classic what it's not tool time, it's
- 5:13Speaker 1: I call it the towel time maneuver, the towel towel
- 5:16Speaker 1: time maneuver. He literally had a towel that he kept
- 5:20Speaker 1: putting over his mouth, and it looked like a witness
- 5:24Speaker 1: at a mob trial, mumbling, you know, twitter nonsense. He
- 5:29Speaker 1: covered his mouth dead give what dead? FBI handbook online. Uh,
- 5:35Speaker 1: I've met. I've quoted this a lot over the years,
- 5:37Speaker 1: way too much. They should pay me. I quoted so much.
- 5:40Speaker 1: This is the classic mouth cover move. And according to
- 5:44Speaker 1: that guideline the people that study body language, the body's
- 5:49Speaker 1: natural instinct to stop a lie from escaping the lips
- 5:54Speaker 1: is to cover the mouth. And KD keep in mind,
- 5:57Speaker 1: he didn't deny that he had then account. He didn't
- 6:01Speaker 1: plead the fifth He just again he called it for
- 6:03Speaker 1: those of you in the back of the room, he
- 6:05Speaker 1: called it Twitter nonsense. So that is a deflection smoother
- 6:10Speaker 1: than his mid range game back in the day for
- 6:13Speaker 1: KD so and caught red handed, red handed here, and
- 6:19Speaker 1: this time he's trashing his own Rockets teammates Alfred Sengoun
- 6:24Speaker 1: among those that were taking the heat from from Durant. Now,
- 6:29Speaker 1: the smart money says, for every burner account that Internet
- 6:34Speaker 1: sleuth guy finds, for every burner account the Internet investigator finds,
- 6:40Speaker 1: we are going to have five more multiplying like rabbits
- 6:44Speaker 1: in the shadows. I'm telling you he's a secret agent
- 6:49Speaker 1: and he's got the Nike gearon and all that. Kevin Durant. Now, meanwhile,
- 6:54Speaker 1: we speaking of Nike, we walk a tight rope. We
- 6:56Speaker 1: go to Cleveland, where it is an open secret that
- 7:01Speaker 1: King James would like to go back to his native land.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Now there's no team in Akron. The closest team is
- 7:08Speaker 1: in Cleveland, and Lebron would like to go back there
- 7:11Speaker 1: and put the finishing touches and say goodbye to the NBA.
- 7:16Speaker 1: And that's been out there. It's Lebron confidants have been
- 7:20Speaker 1: spreading that information round. I wonder how upset the Lebron
- 7:26Speaker 1: toadies are that follow Lebron from city to city. I
- 7:29Speaker 1: had pretty good there. Yeah, we're in Cleveland, but they
- 7:31Speaker 1: went to Miami, went back to Cleveland, and then out
- 7:34Speaker 1: in LA. Now they're going to go back one more
- 7:36Speaker 1: time to follow Lebron. Now the story, the latest on
- 7:42Speaker 1: this is it's not that easy because if Lebron goes
- 7:45Speaker 1: back to Cleveland, and in order to do it, he
- 7:48Speaker 1: would have to play at a discount. MG O MG
- 7:55Speaker 1: we've learned now the Cavaliers, based on their current fiscal situation,
- 8:01Speaker 1: are only able to offer Lebron a minimum contract. Gad Zugary,
- 8:08Speaker 1: Dad Zugari, you say so, question, would Lebron James take
- 8:12Speaker 1: less to play one final season and then retire in Cleveland?
- 8:21Speaker 1: So I'm gonna nod my head, yes, I'm gonna nod
- 8:24Speaker 1: my head yes on this. Now, depending on who you believe,
- 8:30Speaker 1: Lebron is worth anywhere from one billion to one point
- 8:35Speaker 1: three billion, not that I think there's much of a
- 8:37Speaker 1: difference between one billion and one point three billion. He's
- 8:41Speaker 1: got enough money, based on a minutes long mall of investigation,
- 8:45Speaker 1: to buy the state of Ohio times three, or, as
- 8:49Speaker 1: our friend Dick and Dayton says, the sovereign nation of Ohio.
- 8:52Speaker 1: He can buy it three times. He's gonna you think
- 8:55Speaker 1: he's gonna haggle, Lebron's gonna haggle over a couple of bucks.
- 9:01Speaker 1: He has said, I understand what he said, right. Lebron said,
- 9:04Speaker 1: I ain't taking a dime less and all that stuff.
- 9:06Speaker 1: It's a no go if I don't get what I
- 9:08Speaker 1: want and all that. And he has said that. However,
- 9:12Speaker 1: those are just words. They're just words, and I would
- 9:17Speaker 1: advise not to be a prisoner of the moment. When
- 9:19Speaker 1: push comes to shove. It's almost impossible to turn down
- 9:25Speaker 1: the type of massage, a very timboo deep massage that
- 9:31Speaker 1: Lebron would get. We're talking about the stroking of an
- 9:33Speaker 1: oversized ego for the ages. You think we've seen the
- 9:37Speaker 1: wildest retirement tours, and I've been in the last fifteen years.
- 9:41Speaker 1: We've seen some legendary players retire and have their ass
- 9:45Speaker 1: kissed all over the place. Well, Lebron would be a
- 9:51Speaker 1: much sugarna to not take advantage of that. We know
- 9:55Speaker 1: the man is the king of the ego, King James
- 9:58Speaker 1: Ego and Cleveland. They'll futz around, they'll do some Enron
- 10:03Speaker 1: level accounting, they'll dig up some extra cash, they'll they'll
- 10:07Speaker 1: sell some property if they have to. But think about
- 10:11Speaker 1: one more season for all the marbles, Lebron's retirement season
- 10:16Speaker 1: in Cleveland, and it would be a toe licking world tour.
- 10:21Speaker 1: You think that Taylor Swift tour was impressive, how about
- 10:24Speaker 1: a toe licking Lebron world tour for the Ages to
- 10:29Speaker 1: the Moon, a victory lap, squaring the circle. Lebron would
- 10:33Speaker 1: square the circle and he would put the calves obviously
- 10:38Speaker 1: in a different bracket next year, with Spider Mitchell side
- 10:43Speaker 1: by side. And it's not about the back. He's already
- 10:46Speaker 1: got the back the bag to bag the bag. It's
- 10:48Speaker 1: not even about the box office, although it is about
- 10:51Speaker 1: the movie box office, because I would think Lebron is
- 10:54Speaker 1: going to make a movie that he'll probably promote and
- 10:57Speaker 1: pay for himself about Lebron, because nobody loves Lebron more
- 11:00Speaker 1: than Lebron, and it'll be that career arc of Lebron
- 11:05Speaker 1: James and all that. And you need that final scene.
- 11:09Speaker 1: You need that final scene in the movie before you
- 11:12Speaker 1: fade the black and you start rolling the credits. And
- 11:15Speaker 1: so Lebron goes back to Cleveland. They win the championship,
- 11:20Speaker 1: and there you go. Let's get all the accolades and
- 11:25Speaker 1: bye bye, bye bye until he buys a team in
- 11:29Speaker 1: the NBA. Now, last word, we head now from Cleveland
- 11:33Speaker 1: to Milwaukee. If you thought the Yannis trade chatter was
- 11:39Speaker 1: over because the trade deadline is done, you are wrong.
- 11:45Speaker 1: You're wrong. No, no, no, it's still wrong. Grannis a
- 11:47Speaker 1: dent to Coombo feeding the content kitty over the All
- 11:52Speaker 1: Star break. He did a recent interview with a TV
- 11:54Speaker 1: channel I've never heard of, where he again flirted with
- 11:58Speaker 1: leaving the Bucks the silver Tongue Devil Janni Identic Cumbo,
- 12:04Speaker 1: stating that he'd possibly have left already if it was
- 12:08Speaker 1: up to him. He then said, I don't know if
- 12:11Speaker 1: I'll leave. It's not up to me. If it was
- 12:14Speaker 1: up to me, Yannis said, maybe I already would have left. Yeah,
- 12:21Speaker 1: he stated, in a year and a half, when I
- 12:23Speaker 1: can become a free agent at thirty two, it will
- 12:27Speaker 1: be up to me. Close quote. All right, there's the
- 12:31Speaker 1: that's the quote. So let's parse the words. Question. Can
- 12:34Speaker 1: you make sense? Can you make sense of where this
- 12:39Speaker 1: Yannis Dentic Cumbo story is going? Well, I hope it's
- 12:45Speaker 1: going towards a knuckle sandwich because this is a little much.
- 12:48Speaker 1: This is a little much. Yeah, you've changed. Jannis is
- 12:51Speaker 1: doing the diva dance with a side of cheese. Kurds
- 12:56Speaker 1: is what he's doing here. He's gone from the aw
- 12:58Speaker 1: shocks humble kid, just happy to be here, to a
- 13:03Speaker 1: certified gold plated whiner right faster than a deer hitting
- 13:09Speaker 1: the windshield on I forty three. He's playing the don't
- 13:13Speaker 1: blame me game well at the same time balancing on
- 13:18Speaker 1: a seesaw made out of broughtworst. That's what he's doing here.
- 13:21Speaker 1: One minute, Giannis is waxing poetic about how his kids
- 13:26Speaker 1: were born in the Cream City and his I believe
- 13:28Speaker 1: his father's buried there and all this, and the next
- 13:30Speaker 1: he's basically checking Zillow and seeing, I wonder what that
- 13:34Speaker 1: condo on the eighty seventh floor in Miami would go for.
- 13:39Speaker 1: The penthouse condo there, I wonder what that would go for.
- 13:42Speaker 1: So this is the NBA's tug of war. When you're
- 13:47Speaker 1: a star, there's never enough said, right, There's never enough said.
- 13:50Speaker 1: And on one hand, giannisident to Coombo, wants loyalty, the
- 13:56Speaker 1: loyalty of the dairy land Lifer wants that loyalty of
- 13:59Speaker 1: sleazy cheese in that crowd, but the exit strategy he
- 14:05Speaker 1: wants to have as well, of like the Hollywood star
- 14:07Speaker 1: that he wants that as well. So it's it's emotional
- 14:09Speaker 1: blackmail with Wisconsin accent, right, and oh.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I want a ring.
- 14:15Speaker 1: It's like the ultimate I want to win a ring.
- 14:17Speaker 1: We already want to ring in Milwaukee. So you've already
- 14:19Speaker 1: proven you can win in Milwaukee. If a bunch of
- 14:22Speaker 1: other people get hurt, you can win in Milwaukee. And
- 14:26Speaker 1: so he wants he wants another ring. He wants the loyalty,
- 14:29Speaker 1: and he also wants to have the option of exiting
- 14:32Speaker 1: on the off ramp. There. He wants the off ramp.
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- 15:17Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from baseball, and the World
- 15:23Speaker 1: Baseball Classic is around the corner. The people that Major
- 15:27Speaker 1: League Baseball hope you watch that they plan on piggybacking
- 15:30Speaker 1: off the Olympics. The Winter Olympics is that will wind
- 15:34Speaker 1: down soon and then the World Baseball Classic will start up.
- 15:38Speaker 1: In the meantime. The only real stories that are coming
- 15:40Speaker 1: out of spring training are people getting hurt and complaining
- 15:45Speaker 1: about the other side. The players are complaining about the owners.
- 15:49Speaker 1: The owners are complaining about the players, and you are
- 15:52Speaker 1: in the middle. Now the latest we go to Cleveland.
- 15:56Speaker 1: We'll start out there Cleveland spring training camp in the
- 15:59Speaker 1: Cactus League, where the rhetoric is getting cranked up for
- 16:02Speaker 1: baseball's civil war. And if you've not been following the
- 16:07Speaker 1: latest development, so the Cleveland baseball team, which is named
- 16:10Speaker 1: after a bridge that it changed their name, the Wolkester's
- 16:13Speaker 1: demanded they changed their name, and so the Wolkester's won
- 16:17Speaker 1: and the team's called the Guardians, named after a bridge anyway,
- 16:24Speaker 1: that's what they're named after, the Guardian Bridge in Cleveland.
- 16:26Speaker 1: So the GM, Mike Churnoff, I believe is the gentleman's name.
- 16:32Speaker 1: And he explained this week the importance of scouting and
- 16:36Speaker 1: development for the Cleveland baseball team given the financial constraints,
- 16:41Speaker 1: a real hardship story here. He said that quote, we
- 16:44Speaker 1: can't meaning as a small market team, we can't sign
- 16:47Speaker 1: top tier free agents. It's just impossible with the economic
- 16:52Speaker 1: landscape in baseball. Booooooo, the GM said, Now this comes
- 16:58Speaker 1: days after the most powerful man in baseball. You know
- 17:02Speaker 1: who the most powerful man in baseball is? No, it's
- 17:04Speaker 1: not Rob Manford, No, no, no, Scott Boris. Scott Boris
- 17:09Speaker 1: is the guy's name. So the agent, now, Scott Boris
- 17:11Speaker 1: explained that every MLB team can afford one to two
- 17:17Speaker 1: top level free agents. Said everyone. And that is a
- 17:21Speaker 1: good jumping off point. So let us discuss the question.
- 17:24Speaker 1: You've got the Guardian GM again, Mike Churnoff, I believe
- 17:28Speaker 1: it's the gentleman's name who says it's just impossible. It
- 17:32Speaker 1: is just impossible with the economic landscape to sign top
- 17:36Speaker 1: free agents. Would you translate all of this these cryptic
- 17:42Speaker 1: messages for the regular guy. So I've got my observations,
- 17:46Speaker 1: jumpbo sized junior high school, and three stooges, and we'll
- 17:54Speaker 1: combine these together. Will go and put them in order
- 17:57Speaker 1: and play Connect three. And I have never loved lost
- 18:00Speaker 1: Connect three. I don't lose Connect three. I'm not planning
- 18:02Speaker 1: on losing Connect three right now. I'm certainly not gonna
- 18:06Speaker 1: lose to you. That's not gonna happen. Now, let's see here,
- 18:10Speaker 1: number wa I said, number one number all right. So
- 18:18Speaker 1: the GM guy Mike churn off the Cleveland GM again,
- 18:22Speaker 1: saying it's impossible. It's impossible to add a big name
- 18:27Speaker 1: free agent. It's like they're trying to split the atom.
- 18:32Speaker 1: It is, ah, my god, it's impossible. It's my god.
- 18:37Speaker 1: And to that, I stretch, and I yawn. I stretch.
- 18:40Speaker 1: I said, come on, well, you waiting for that Eureka
- 18:43Speaker 1: moment playing the small market card from the bottom of
- 18:47Speaker 1: the deck, right, And this is jumbo sized propaganda. You
- 18:53Speaker 1: don't have to go up to you know, thirty thousand
- 18:55Speaker 1: feet and look down you don't need a telescope to
- 18:57Speaker 1: look up. It's jumbo sized propag and it's weaponized poverty,
- 19:03Speaker 1: and they're lining it up. It's the battle for the hearts, minds,
- 19:08Speaker 1: and souls of the consumers that people that care about baseball,
- 19:12Speaker 1: and that would be you unless you don't really care
- 19:14Speaker 1: about baseball, and then you don't matter, no hard feelings.
- 19:17Speaker 1: So this is all pre lockout nonsense. It's a SOB
- 19:21Speaker 1: story tour every sad sack team in baseball. It happens
- 19:27Speaker 1: every labor negotiation, everyone, everyone, And I was there, I
- 19:34Speaker 1: mean as a young young lad back in the day
- 19:37Speaker 1: when they lost an entire postseason. There was no World
- 19:41Speaker 1: Series in the nineties one year because of a workstoppage
- 19:44Speaker 1: that happened and swallowed up the season. In the beginning
- 19:47Speaker 1: of the following season, they even had replacement players. It
- 19:50Speaker 1: was a big mess back in the day. And this
- 19:54Speaker 1: kind of stuff, the war of words, happens now. The
- 19:57Speaker 1: owner of the Cleveland baseball team, the Dolan family, Paul Dolan,
- 20:03Speaker 1: is worth four or five billion, depending on where you look,
- 20:09Speaker 1: and either way that's pretty good. Either way, that's pretty good.
- 20:12Speaker 1: And so we're supposed to believe here that they just
- 20:16Speaker 1: have no path to even adding one free agent in Cleveland.
- 20:21Speaker 1: And it's all just more grumbling about the boogeyman, who
- 20:24Speaker 1: the Boogeyman, the big blue boogeymon, all the Dodgers, the
- 20:30Speaker 1: evil Dodgers, right, they're distorting everything. Oh my god, it's
- 20:38Speaker 1: so great. God is it great? You all hate the Dodgers.
- 20:42Speaker 1: It's too hard, it's too doll my god. They're wicked.
- 20:46Speaker 1: The Dodgers are wicked. And to that, I say, bravo.
- 20:51Speaker 1: You have just outed yourself. You've stepped out of the closet.
- 20:54Speaker 1: You're a loser, complete and total loser. You have no
- 20:58Speaker 1: fighting spirit, no fighting spirit, and you know, just sit
- 21:03Speaker 1: there like a scared turtle. Scared turtle. Right. So major
- 21:09Speaker 1: League Baseball right now is ratcheting up the rhetoric here.
- 21:14Speaker 1: And what are we supposed to have a GoFundMe for
- 21:17Speaker 1: the boys at the yacht club? Is that what we're
- 21:19Speaker 1: supposed to do here, the owners at the yacht club?
- 21:21Speaker 1: Is that how we do this here? And so you
- 21:23Speaker 1: the fan, you buy the merch, you buy the tickets,
- 21:28Speaker 1: and you hand them, you hand them your time. Most
- 21:32Speaker 1: valuable thing you have is your time and they give
- 21:36Speaker 1: you a flea ridden roster. So I believe it is
- 21:40Speaker 1: not impossible to add a free agent if you're a
- 21:43Speaker 1: team like Cleveland. It is just inconvenient. And rich dudes
- 21:48Speaker 1: hate being inconvenience. They can't stand it. So rather than
- 21:52Speaker 1: be inconvenience, they'll just convince dumb people that they need
- 21:56Speaker 1: to have a salar recap right. And these are the
- 21:59Speaker 1: same people who if their boss said, listen, we were
- 22:03Speaker 1: going to cut your salary, would you be okay with that?
- 22:06Speaker 1: Would you just okay? Sure? Why not? No, you shouldn't
- 22:10Speaker 1: be now Page two, keeping the drum beat going of
- 22:14Speaker 1: the Hour of Discontent here on the Ben Malor Show.
- 22:17Speaker 1: So the question is this, do you have any advice?
- 22:21Speaker 1: Do you have any advice for the robber barons of
- 22:24Speaker 1: baseball to win this labor dispute against the player? Now
- 22:31Speaker 1: we'll be talking about this for the next year and
- 22:33Speaker 1: a half. I don't want to spend all of my
- 22:37Speaker 1: bullets on this, but I'll spend some bullets on this
- 22:39Speaker 1: today because I think it's interesting considering all of the
- 22:42Speaker 1: stories that are bouncing around here, and the bar is
- 22:44Speaker 1: pretty low. The bar is pretty low. But do you
- 22:47Speaker 1: have any advice. Now, if you have paid attention in
- 22:50Speaker 1: previous episodes of this show, you know I am on
- 22:52Speaker 1: the side of no cap. I am a no capper,
- 22:56Speaker 1: no capper. I believe in no cap. And while I
- 23:00Speaker 1: find many of these pompous, coddled, spoiled Braddy baseball players annoying,
- 23:06Speaker 1: I still support them. I still support them. Now, what
- 23:10Speaker 1: would it take for me to do a one eighty?
- 23:13Speaker 1: What would it take to do a one eighty and
- 23:14Speaker 1: go the other way? And and say I'm in that
- 23:18Speaker 1: purple area, I could go either way as a voter.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Where what would it take for me to go to
- 23:23Speaker 1: the other side? So I'm glad you asked. I have
- 23:26Speaker 1: activated the Mather think tank. So this is what it
- 23:31Speaker 1: would take. My advice to the tycoons of baseball if
- 23:35Speaker 1: you want to win my vote. And I'm clearly on
- 23:38Speaker 1: the side of the players. All Right, you know this
- 23:41Speaker 1: big food fight we're going to have between the ownership
- 23:44Speaker 1: class and the union, this is a radical concept. And
- 23:49Speaker 1: I guarantee you if you can do this, I'm in
- 23:51Speaker 1: I'm on your side. I will pull for the owners.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Stop hiding the books, right, You're hiding it like it's
- 23:59Speaker 1: the current old secret recipe, the eleven herbs and spices.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Stop if you truly believe that your sport is broken,
- 24:07Speaker 1: and all these pathetic stories about poverty this and poverty
- 24:11Speaker 1: that for the billionaires, and if you really want a salarycap,
- 24:16Speaker 1: that's fine. Let's go back to junior high junior high school.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Open book test, open book test. What does that mean?
- 24:29Speaker 1: That means you don't have to show me, but show
- 24:32Speaker 1: the players. Open the books up, show the profit and
- 24:35Speaker 1: loss statements, Itemize the revenue, itemize the expenses, the creative
- 24:42Speaker 1: accounting that you've been doing, and all that stuff. Let
- 24:44Speaker 1: the players bring their own calculators, their own being counters.
- 24:48Speaker 1: And if the sport of baseball is truly gasping for air,
- 24:51Speaker 1: which you have all bitched about for fifty years or longer,
- 24:55Speaker 1: just prove it. Just that's it. It should be easy.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Does anyone just why would that be a problem? Seriously,
- 25:02Speaker 1: why would that be a problem. Don't give us the
- 25:04Speaker 1: George W. Bush line from back in the day, fuzzy
- 25:07Speaker 1: math and wrapped in a press release. Listen, even as
- 25:12Speaker 1: I understand the hungry puppies, the pathetic loser franchises that
- 25:16Speaker 1: have been competent ownership like the Pirates and Tampa Bay
- 25:20Speaker 1: and the what are the Sacramento They want to be
- 25:23Speaker 1: called Sacramento and embarrassed by Sacramento. The Athletics somehow managed
- 25:28Speaker 1: to turn operating profits while crying right into their champagne crying.
- 25:36Speaker 1: So the point is this is not a soup kitchen.
- 25:39Speaker 1: It's a cartel of coupon code con men, is what
- 25:45Speaker 1: it is, pleading poverty from their luxury mansions and their
- 25:52Speaker 1: homes and the luxury boxes and all that. So if
- 25:54Speaker 1: you're broken, you truly are broken.
- 25:55Speaker 2: This is it.
- 25:56Speaker 1: It should be rather easy you have Why would you
- 26:00Speaker 1: not do it? Just let everyone see, let everyone see
- 26:03Speaker 1: how broken your business is. And as I have followed
- 26:08Speaker 1: this over the years, there has always been a conga
- 26:12Speaker 1: line of billionaires ready to grab the next available franchise,
- 26:19Speaker 1: like it's the last lobster roll at a Hampton's clam bake.
- 26:24Speaker 1: They just have to get their hands on it. And
- 26:26Speaker 1: so until you are willing to do that, I don't
- 26:29Speaker 1: care how many useful idiots you find in the media
- 26:31Speaker 1: and how many low information fans support you. Spare me
- 26:35Speaker 1: the violin music if that's where you are financially, and
- 26:40Speaker 1: maybe it is transparency. I want that. And then again,
- 26:45Speaker 1: you're not going to you're not giving this out to
- 26:46Speaker 1: the public. You're allowing the union to look at it,
- 26:49Speaker 1: and they will look at everything, and they will look
- 26:52Speaker 1: at the numbers and all that. And if you're not
- 26:54Speaker 1: being a bunch of sleeves balls, Okay, I don't need
- 26:57Speaker 1: the crocodile tears. I'm done. That's said. We do have
- 27:01Speaker 1: one more crocodile tier story here, the final part of
- 27:04Speaker 1: this Malard monologue. We pivot now of Minnesota. So I
- 27:08Speaker 1: read a story here claiming that the Minnesota Twins. That's
- 27:11Speaker 1: a baseball team, not a good one. Where have you gone,
- 27:14Speaker 1: Kirby Pucket?
- 27:16Speaker 3: My god?
- 27:17Speaker 1: Anyway, the Twins are having major financial problems, revenue shortfalls.
- 27:24Speaker 1: It's another tiny Violin story. So they highlighted in a
- 27:27Speaker 1: story that was conveniently leaked to one of the business publications.
- 27:31Speaker 1: I wonder who linked it. I wonder who linked it? Anyway,
- 27:35Speaker 1: the Twins baseball team claiming that while they did have
- 27:39Speaker 1: a cable TV deal, it was worth almost fifty five
- 27:43Speaker 1: million in twenty twenty three with what used to be
- 27:47Speaker 1: called the Bally's Sports Group in twenty twenty three and
- 27:51Speaker 1: because of some bankruptcy. That deal fell apart, and the
- 27:55Speaker 1: Twins decided, you know what we're gonna do. We're going
- 27:58Speaker 1: to go direct to con direct to consumer. Baseball encouraged it.
- 28:04Speaker 1: They said, you don't need cable television, just listen, do
- 28:09Speaker 1: it on your own. Okay, we'll start this little Fugsey
- 28:12Speaker 1: Twins TV thing. Okay, we'll do that. Sure, no problem.
- 28:15Speaker 1: So I bring this up because the owner, Tom Pollad,
- 28:20Speaker 1: in a story that was in one of the business
- 28:22Speaker 1: publications this week, claimed that the Twins are projected to
- 28:26Speaker 1: have in a state with millions and millions of people,
- 28:29Speaker 1: the Twins are projected to have. How many people purchase
- 28:33Speaker 1: a subscription for ninety nine dollars to watch a season
- 28:38Speaker 1: of morbid baseball from the Minnesota Twins. You want to
- 28:42Speaker 1: take a guess on that this is the Great Divide,
- 28:44Speaker 1: by the way, we're going to cross the Great Divide.
- 28:46Speaker 1: All right, so you got a number in your head,
- 28:47Speaker 1: Good job by you. The owner of the Twins claimed
- 28:51Speaker 1: that they are going to have this season, they're projected
- 28:53Speaker 1: to have fifty thousand. That's it. Fifty people pay ninety
- 29:01Speaker 1: nine dollars a game to watch a horrifically terrible baseball
- 29:05Speaker 1: team that works out to four point nine million dollars
- 29:09Speaker 1: in revenue. Of course, you have to factor in that
- 29:12Speaker 1: there's some production costs in that a net loss of
- 29:15Speaker 1: close to fifty million. Now they can sell some advertising,
- 29:20Speaker 1: so they make some money back on that, but the
- 29:23Speaker 1: gap is rather large. The gap is rather large as
- 29:26Speaker 1: you bounce around the numbers. So the question what do
- 29:29Speaker 1: you make of the latest SOB story from baseball? The
- 29:32Speaker 1: Twins claiming they have just fifty thousand subscribers and therefore
- 29:37Speaker 1: fifty thousand viewers for their TV broadcast in twenty twenty six,
- 29:42Speaker 1: So this was again an sl A strategic leak. The Twinkies.
- 29:47Speaker 1: They're claiming they went from fifty four point eight million
- 29:51Speaker 1: and that's the size of Lake Superior. And now they've
- 29:55Speaker 1: got a couple of nickels they tossed into the kiddie
- 29:58Speaker 1: pool instead of Lake Superior. That's that's where we are.
- 30:01Speaker 1: So I know everyone in the luth is like, well, like,
- 30:03Speaker 1: Lake Superior is better than the kiddie pool. So let's
- 30:06Speaker 1: call this what it is. It's friendly fire. It's a
- 30:08Speaker 1: self inflicted wound. Major League Baseball. The hubris of Major
- 30:13Speaker 1: League Baseball. They poked themselves in the eye three Stooges
- 30:17Speaker 1: style and said, yea, yeah, direct to consumer, Direct to consumer,
- 30:24Speaker 1: that's the future. That is a choice. That is a choice.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Going from a casino with house money to shaking a
- 30:32Speaker 1: coffee can at a red light. That's a choice.
- 30:37Speaker 3: Uh.
- 30:37Speaker 1: And here's the dirty little secret. Uh, the Twins aren't
- 30:42Speaker 1: even trying to win. And they're like an NBA team.
- 30:46Speaker 1: I don't know what they're tanking for. They're not trying
- 30:48Speaker 1: to win, and so it's not musty TV. And I
- 30:53Speaker 1: had mentioned this in most markets, only a sliver of
- 30:57Speaker 1: cable consumers were actually even watching baseball or basketball on
- 31:02Speaker 1: a nightly basis, oh hockey. I had been told by
- 31:06Speaker 1: people I know that are very powerful in television that
- 31:09Speaker 1: the number was around five percent of people actually watching
- 31:13Speaker 1: on a given night like a Wednesday night baseball game
- 31:15Speaker 1: of the people that subscribed to cable. Now, based on
- 31:18Speaker 1: the numbers, I crunched the numbers because I have no
- 31:20Speaker 1: time on my hands or nothing but time, I should say.
- 31:23Speaker 1: And if I don't know how accurate, I feel like
- 31:27Speaker 1: the Twins are being dishonest with that number. Let's just
- 31:31Speaker 1: say they're actually on the up and up. That would
- 31:34Speaker 1: mean in the state of Minnesota, it's zero point eight
- 31:40Speaker 1: percent of the entire population, not from one hundred to
- 31:44Speaker 1: zero point eight. And then if you just do the
- 31:46Speaker 1: twin cities of the population in Minneapolis and Saint Paul,
- 31:50Speaker 1: it would be one point three percent of just those
- 31:54Speaker 1: two areas lumped together, and that would be that. And
- 31:58Speaker 1: so this does smell a little massage, right, But when
- 32:02Speaker 1: you take away the cable television crutch and the teams,
- 32:08Speaker 1: they do look a lot less like a Fortune five
- 32:10Speaker 1: hundred titan and more like they're lining up at the
- 32:13Speaker 1: soup kitchen of sports economics. And this is a whole
- 32:17Speaker 1: new world here, right, and everything set up, all of
- 32:21Speaker 1: the contracts are set up based on the cable TV money,
- 32:25Speaker 1: and so that's something they're going to have to figure out.
- 32:28Speaker 1: But again, if this is really reality, then just open
- 32:31Speaker 1: up the books and I'm sure you can figure out
- 32:33Speaker 1: something with the players.
- 32:34Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 32:36Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 32:40Speaker 3: It's Mallard.
- 32:41Speaker 1: How about that?
- 32:42Speaker 3: To the third degree, this is one big event.
- 32:47Speaker 4: Gets grilled Kobelo, Mike Evans has already had a Hall
- 32:51Speaker 4: of Fame career, but his agents made it clear on
- 32:53Speaker 4: Tuesday that he will return to play in twenty twenty six. However,
- 32:56Speaker 4: they also noted that Evans will quote explore his option. Ben,
- 33:01Speaker 4: What do you think the chances are that Evans leaves
- 33:02Speaker 4: the Bucks?
- 33:05Speaker 1: It's not zero? Oh, I'm pretty sure. Unlike some other people,
- 33:09Speaker 1: he already won a Super Bowl coof I know some
- 33:11Speaker 1: people think he didn't, but I believe he did win
- 33:13Speaker 1: a super Bowl, so he's not worried about that. I'd
- 33:15Speaker 1: say there's a less than twenty percent chance that he leaves,
- 33:18Speaker 1: and there's an eighty percent chance that he stays in Tampa.
- 33:21Speaker 1: He's comfortable there, he's a legend, and the team's still
- 33:25Speaker 1: pretty good, so I don't see why he would leave next.
- 33:28Speaker 4: The Phillies have had a huge amount of success since
- 33:30Speaker 4: Dave Dombrowski took over the front office, but with how
- 33:33Speaker 4: bad the offseason has been, Summer saying that Dombrowski should
- 33:36Speaker 4: be on the hot seat heading into this season.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Do you think he is.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Well, someone's gonna lose their job, whether it's Dombrowski or
- 33:43Speaker 1: the manager or both. If the Phillies end up in
- 33:46Speaker 1: third place in the division, behind the Mets and the
- 33:49Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves. All the Braves have some major pitching issues.
- 33:52Speaker 1: He is in danger. He is in danger. I like him,
- 33:56Speaker 1: but he's in danger.
- 33:57Speaker 4: Next quickly so normally when asked another than that's you
- 34:00Speaker 4: should retire or not, you say keep going, keep making money.
- 34:03Speaker 4: Targert Wood hinted that he will be making a return
- 34:05Speaker 4: to the Masters possibly. Do you think he should retire?
- 34:08Speaker 1: No, if he wants to keep playing, you know it's
- 34:11Speaker 1: gonna be painful. He won't make the cut. But if
- 34:14Speaker 1: he wants to keep playing, you know, gives us something
- 34:16Speaker 1: to talk about. I'm fine with it.
- 34:17Speaker 3: How'd we do?
- 34:18Speaker 1: Coop? You pass this edition? That is any way? Play
- 34:20Speaker 1: on the FI, my God on the game upgain a
- 34:24Speaker 1: lover win.
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- 34:37Speaker 3: It's now time for time for horry. Horry honey wait
- 34:42Speaker 3: ask bed Twitter said us your questions on Twitter now?
- 34:46Speaker 1: Then no way we goes. We pinned back our ears
- 34:50Speaker 1: and head into unscharted waters. Or ask Ben. Your questions
- 34:55Speaker 1: are answers for the rest of the hour. Very excit
- 35:00Speaker 1: and now for the reading of the questions the Harbinger
- 35:03Speaker 1: of Doom the Cupoloo.
- 35:07Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna start off with a difficult one here.
- 35:10Speaker 4: This one is from Donkey Sausage.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Hi, Donkey.
- 35:14Speaker 4: He wants to know if you had to delete all
- 35:16Speaker 4: but three apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep?
- 35:22Speaker 1: You know, I don't think he's that hard. I don't.
- 35:28Speaker 1: I would use the I use X. You know, I'm
- 35:32Speaker 1: on there futzing around. There's a thing I use to
- 35:36Speaker 1: track my fasting.
- 35:37Speaker 3: I use that a lot.
- 35:38Speaker 1: And then the weather app. That's all I need. I
- 35:42Speaker 1: don't need anything else. I'm good. Lorena, maps, YouTube and Instagram.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the maps thing would be a problem.
- 35:50Speaker 4: I need maps.
- 35:51Speaker 3: Yeah, maps, that's a good one.
- 35:53Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. I don't need the weather.
- 35:56Speaker 1: I'll use the maps thing. I'll use the maps thing. Okay,
- 35:59Speaker 1: we're good. I don't anything else.
- 36:03Speaker 4: All right, Well, so i'd use I'd have X, I
- 36:07Speaker 4: have my i'd have my club GG poker, and I
- 36:13Speaker 4: guess maps. I guess I was I was gonna I
- 36:17Speaker 4: was going to say the Taco Bell app, but I
- 36:22Speaker 4: guess maps is a little more important.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Have you been to the Taco Bell headquarters group?
- 36:28Speaker 4: I have driven past it many times.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Yeah, they have in the parking lot there. They have
- 36:34Speaker 1: an originally original Taco bell that's right.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Yeah, they like brought it on a big trailer over there. Right.
- 36:40Speaker 1: I'm surprised they haven't brought you in. They bring influencers
- 36:43Speaker 1: in to test new Taco Bell products. They should. I would,
- 36:47Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
- 36:48Speaker 4: I would love to go to the Taco Bell kitchen
- 36:50Speaker 4: and yeah, you.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Should let them know. I bet you they'd let you
- 36:54Speaker 1: do it. Why not? Yeah you should contact Yeah, well,
- 36:59Speaker 1: I think all three of us should go. Loraine, you
- 37:01Speaker 1: want to go test some new taco I love Taco bells.
- 37:03Speaker 1: I would do that all day.
- 37:05Speaker 4: Can we do a remote from the talk about headquarters?
- 37:08Speaker 1: I would love that. He signed me up for that
- 37:10Speaker 1: right now, man, I'll bring that remote box thing and
- 37:13Speaker 1: then we'll go out there. Boom done. All right, all right,
- 37:16Speaker 1: run for the border, Come on here we go, all right?
- 37:19Speaker 1: The King Rory would like to know. Hi, Rory.
- 37:23Speaker 4: I don't know if I feel like maybe we've passed
- 37:25Speaker 4: this before, but maybe not. Who is your favorite Simpsons character, Holmer,
- 37:31Speaker 4: Come on, it's.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Holm's king of the Simpsons arena. It's got to be
- 37:35Speaker 1: Bart for me.
- 37:35Speaker 5: I really like Bart.
- 37:37Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I gotta go with I gotta go
- 37:40Speaker 3: with Bart.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Homer guy, Krusty the clown guy.
- 37:43Speaker 5: Oh, Krusty is really good too.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Yeah, Rusty's great.
- 37:47Speaker 4: Next all right, God, it's a lot of questions from
- 37:50Speaker 4: these two guys. Uh oh, come on, we the people
- 37:54Speaker 4: off the alien opiner?
- 37:56Speaker 3: Hi elf.
- 37:57Speaker 4: When traveling in a car with others, are you the driver?
- 38:00Speaker 4: Are you okay being a passenger?
- 38:03Speaker 1: Yeah? I would prefer driving. I love my wife, I
- 38:08Speaker 1: don't love her. I didn't marry her for her driving ability.
- 38:11Speaker 1: So I prefer to drive, although I get very tired
- 38:14Speaker 1: sometimes because of the hours we work, so I I
- 38:17Speaker 1: occasionally have to be the passenger and I feel like
- 38:19Speaker 1: I'm going to die. Larina.
- 38:21Speaker 3: I love being a passenger, Princess.
- 38:23Speaker 4: But I also.
- 38:25Speaker 5: I'm one of those people like can you not drive
- 38:27Speaker 5: like that? Like do you have to drive that aggressive?
- 38:30Speaker 4: And so I might as well just do it myself.
- 38:32Speaker 1: Cool.
- 38:33Speaker 4: That sounds like my wife, but yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
- 38:37Speaker 4: all when if it's if it's my car, I have
- 38:40Speaker 4: to be driving, and I don't like people driving my car.
- 38:41Speaker 4: But otherwise I don't mind being a passenger, like you know,
- 38:45Speaker 4: I can. I can chill and you know, not pay
- 38:47Speaker 4: attention and recline my seat.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Plan on your phone? All right?
- 38:51Speaker 4: Next Late night's been late night drug test or another
- 38:54Speaker 4: another car question? Late night drug tester wants to know
- 38:56Speaker 4: if your current vehicle gets dented, do you get it
- 39:00Speaker 4: fixed or pocket the insurance money?
- 39:04Speaker 1: It depends how bad you know. If it's a little
- 39:05Speaker 1: bit of a dent, I don't really care, but if
- 39:08Speaker 1: it's if it's completely affed up, then obviously you get
- 39:11Speaker 1: it fixed. Actually, I get somebody had just dinged my
- 39:15Speaker 1: car the other day and didn't leave a note or
- 39:17Speaker 1: anything like that. What a schmuck. So I haven't gotten
- 39:19Speaker 1: that fixed yet. What about you, Marina?
- 39:21Speaker 5: Yeah, well my old car, I remember there was something
- 39:24Speaker 5: minor that happened, and so I didn't I didn't do
- 39:27Speaker 5: the insurance. I didn't get it fixed, but I filed
- 39:30Speaker 5: the insurance claim. But would my new car know if
- 39:32Speaker 5: something happened, I'm getting it fixed.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends how much you deductible? Is What about you? Cooper?
- 39:37Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm getting it fixed.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's your baby. Yes, you worship that car.
- 39:44Speaker 1: The worst car I've seen is Jonas Knox car. That
- 39:46Speaker 1: is by far the worst. Jonas, that's pretty bad.