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AIDs of the Heart: Upgrade Movie Review & Henry Cavill Cast As Geralt · Multiple Nerdgasm

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okay guys I need your help this was expected what we here for man I need I
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need to know if this is cheating what's her
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name oh I'm really not equipped for this welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy raising money okay I'm I'm doing step temp which is a charity thing where
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you do 10,000 steps a day to raise money
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for sble py okay so that's fine now they say it doesn't have to be steps she can
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do other things like swimming running just yeah other exercise things now
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achievements what I've done is I've turned up the force
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feedback on my steering wheel quite High mhm
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and I think that been considered a workout that's making my steps go up cuz
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I'm moving and I just want to is that cheating yes almost certainly cheating
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if well here's the thing if it it's only cheating if you don't explain to people
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that's what you're doing okay it's notan if you explain the
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the situation and you say I'm raising money ple I'm going to sit on my ass and
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hold on to this thing that vibrates uh would you want to give me money to do
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that and if people say yes well that's not cheating but if you say I am also
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going to do 10,000 steps a day and then you don't that would be
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cheating doing that on top on top of the 10,000 you are in a
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wheelchair I'll point out so I mean if somebody if somebody rolled up to me in
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a wheelchair and said I'm doing this challenge where I need to take 10,000
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steps in a day uh not really plausible for me for um reasons I won't get into but um
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would you mind if I played 10,000 video games instead or whatever the [ __ ]
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you're planning to do then you know I think I'd have a soft spot for that yeah
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just F like if I do play like a the steering wheel I'm moving my arms a lot
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which is excise I'm also thinking of rock band if I play the drums you're
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thinking of rock band no no while while you're driving might be another game I'm
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think think times a day I'll be really good at thinking about it by the end of
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that I think my point is simply that that I'm I'm not belittling anybody who
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is n able to do 10,000 steps in a day I'm just saying if you're honest no it's
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not cheating if you're not honest it is cheating that's that's that's it really
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just what cheating actually is no fun at
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all I so Luke is this your way of asking us for money oh it most certainly is
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I'll be sending you the link okay right now oh I'm going to want to
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see those steps that's all yeah just need verification on that
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I'm carefully check the wording on your page just to see what it is you claim
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you're going to be doing MH look if there was some kind of
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masturbatory counterpart to this I reckon I could raise quite a bit of cash 10,000
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Strokes the the the step counter is on your
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wrist this is an untapped mine's not on my wrist but it
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would still work all right now um
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I befriended a uh a a disabled person yesterday oh okay what kind of disabled
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leg disabled no uh this he had he had Down
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syndrome oh okay mhm and I uh we were at
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System of a Down syndrome yeah oh you're familiar with the band yeah yeah it was
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the yeah um can look that up on YouTube
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uh people that's a thing actually don't don't look that up it's horribly offensive
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but do they have Down syndrome look it up 10 years ago when when it was still
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okay yeah yeah I'm joking I know think it was
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okay so anyway we went to this uh huge antique
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fair and when I say huge this is like the big actually literally the biggest
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uh Festival I've ever been to are you going an teing is that what you're telling us
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right now I don't really know what that means
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so something that what does antiquing mean and I'll tell you if I did it you
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you go shopping for antiques no we weren't looking for antiques really what
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were you looking for in the Antiques I can't even talk but why were
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you at an antique Fair well it's just our I mean the handmade stuff and
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secondhand stuff you antiques yeah
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yeah uh it's it's the biggest Fair festival thing I've actually ever been
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to it's like an entire suburb converted
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into tents selling old [ __ ] and actually
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we we didn't we got like maybe halfway through it and we were like let's go I
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can't walk anymore like it's just tense and tense and tense of the same stuff
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including a disturbing amount of Nazi memorabilia
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oh really I okay just because never seen that stuff for sale before in my life
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cuz I guess there's not a whole lot of it in Australia people had like a bunch
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of military stuff and then just a whole bunch of fing Nazi stuff heaps of it
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what kind of stuff are we talking like uh bayonets knives um bits of uniforms
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helmets you know Hitler Youth daggers so cool stuff did you say there was more
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Nazi stuff than there was American stuff no uh I would say there was more
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combined more Japanese and Nazi stuff than American stuff why that is right
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cuz we won the war so that's the [ __ ] we brought back yeah exactly the rest of it
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is just stuff this is someone else's
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stuff yeah pulled off of a corse stuff yeah but it just surprised me I just
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there was like a whole display case full of [ __ ] Nazi medals and stuff and I'm
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like I can buy those that's wow what did you see my Snapchat today was it
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Singapore ComiCon and there was one of those kind of uh retro action figure
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stalls which I always spend way too much time in um and then I came across this
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one set of three sexy
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Nazis did you buy it no no I didn't oh
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this was a huge event lots and lots of people and we parked uh not a lot of
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parking we ended up we paid $5 to park in the in the car park of a church
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nearby that was charging mhm and we we parked up and we said oh is there a
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restroom we can use and they said yeah we went around under the building they
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have them down there and there was a there were lines two lines big lines cuz
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there was a lot of people mhm and everyone was just saying well it's men's
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and women's but they're just it's just a single room so it doesn't really matter
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and the men's line is shorter so some women if they don't give a [ __ ] of just
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getting in the men's line and so we're like all right fine so we just went and
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stood in the men's line together Jenner and I mhm and then to Wai line whatever
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Matt what just an
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innocent innocent little the rest room for the two of
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you so we're in the line and this gentleman with Down Syndrome comes
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walking along walks straight past us and just stands in front of
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Jenna and like like innocently and I said uh
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so and I said oh excuse me mate the line starts back here and he turns around he
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goes oh sorry and then like walked around to the end and then Jenna gives
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me this look like what are you doing and I was like I'm like what and
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she's like he's I'm like yeah I know but so what but still the line's back there
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start to go the end the line get a free pass just cuz life [ __ ]
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him so he goes to the line and then the next person comes along and he and then
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he tells them the line starts here and I was like oh what have I done you've
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started something yeah but then we get to the front of the line and I said to J
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go first and she goes in and this guy
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goes but but no no boys only boys only and I was like I'm like oh no no no it's
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okay buddy they they said it's fine just you know it's just a just a room and I
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think it's fine and he goes he goes oh you have a nice beard and I was like oh
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thanks thanks uh and then he introduced himself his name is Jimmy uh we shook
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hands we're chatting he owns a business uh and then
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yeah and then Jenna came out and um I went in and then we we went about
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business and uh and it was fine but I was made to feel really awful about the
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fact that I I had corrected him my question is it's fine right are you a
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terrible person yes you are but not for that you've done worse things no I I
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think I think that was fine that's what I thought yeah I think it's fine too I
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think it's fine you you let him have a little look at your beard you do have a
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very nice beard thank you um that's exactly what I said to him thank you
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yeah and uh you know maybe he'll maybe he'll grow his own beard now uh maybe
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you know maybe you've inspired him I wasn't having a go at him no you should
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have asked him with his business if you want to sponsor the podcast hold on I
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want to know what this business is he said oh my name's Jimmy and we shook
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hands and I said oh my name's Matt and he said oh I've got a Matt he works for
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my business and I said okay and he said
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yeah I sell things and I like okay no
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no uh and then and then I was able to go in and use the bathroom Soh that's as
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far as we got so just to be clear Matt when he used the bathroom you had left the room
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already that is true okay I just needed to clarify that yes I don't know what
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you're implying here you've implied that I was in there with Jenna and now you've
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implied that I was in there with with Jimmy you're all over the place I'm not
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quite sure what you're accusing me of no no look Matt I mean if
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if you feel that this innocent line of questioning is accusatory then that says
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more about you than it does about me I just I just wish you turn that the lamp
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off I my favorite part was when you said to the the little down centrr boy the
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line starts here and then point it at your own butt you
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know you've been talking to Jimmy haven't you Jimmy and I are like this you can't
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see what I'm doing but I'm doing some with my fingers this is an audio audio
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format there I just want a confirmation that I'm not a horrible person for
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correcting him didn't think so no I think it's okay he needs to learn and um
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yeah you know Luke started um telling people that he passes on the street what
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laws they're breaking so I don't see why he can do that and you can't direct the
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mentally challenge to the end of the line it does come down to how you tell
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and he's also Luke's committing fraud by uh fabricating the results of there no
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fraud step counter they say you can do other activities to get those steps
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up yeah shaking the device is probably not what they had in
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mind the device that's what you're calling him now yeah look the device the
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other activities they say surfing soccer
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mhm Tai Chi Yoga gardening how the [ __ ] would it would taiichi like get your
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steps up you do stand pretty still
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at least your lower body is still yeah but as Luke already pointed out it
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doesn't strap onto your leg which would make a lot more I think the whole thing
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is just getting people active sure and so you're trying to undermine that
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obviously yes and just do what I do every day mhm
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will you sponsor me to do what I do every
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day used to do the the MS readathon oh yeah always felt CU you got paid in
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pizza and well and cuz I was I read I used to read anyway I think it was like
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it was kind of to trick kids into reading and I was like oh yeah all right
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I'll read sure I didn't start reading till
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1991 okay okay the Empire came out honestly like I not going to read
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anything until Timothy Zan writes a novel and then I'm then I will learn to
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read specifically for to the Empire no I did read but I never read
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for enjoyment I did read but I didn't like it yeah so is that the first novel you ever
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read you know Alan Dean Foster wrote some pretty good before that no no I mean air to the
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Empire oh air to the Empire sorry I thought I thought you said edge of the
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Empire and I was like that's the game no okay Empire and then dark force rising
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and then uh the last command that's his Trilogy have you read um thrawn I
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haven't yet I have a signed copy I haven't read it do you have a signed
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copy signed by Admiral thrawn himself that's right signed by Timothy's AR when
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I when we sent Luke that little snap awesome it was awesome he's a nice guy
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no I haven't read it yet I want to there's a lot of Star Wars books I want
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to read don't read from a certain point of view don't don't it's such a mixed
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bag I really didn't like a lot of it not for see and now now I feel like I have
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to qualify that because people are going to hear that and go oh because they made
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um the taken they made taken gay in it like I don't care about that they're
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just really poorly written stories like okay it's just it's it's it's a weird
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we'll get to the poorly written stories in a sec but can I just can I just in on
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something there TK's gay yep I never saw him as a sexual being you know I I I
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never really assumed he was heterosexual either but it's just funny that he he
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[ __ ] dude in in this book does he the the whole point of the book is that it's
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about the side characters from Star Wars and it takes moments from the Star Wars
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films and expands upon them and some of
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them are [ __ ] uh like for example
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the the Droid that blows up uh when they
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R2 R5 R2 R5 or something you mean the
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one yeah the little red guy that blows up he has a bad motivator right he
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didn't he didn't have a bad motivator how about that
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one2 actually sabotaged him it wasn't no it wasn't that the uh it's old Canon the
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Jawas are just bad you know bad scam artists or anything like that it's
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because he realized that U and three were working for the rebellion and so he
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committed suicide oh what what yeah he committed suicide and it's it's there's
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a short story in there from the point of view of him and of him trying to
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overload his Moor he he believed in the rebellion and so he was like no I can't
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separate 3PO and R2D2 he he knew that it was more
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important that R2 go it's it's it's not is that because the three of them had
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been chatting while they were in the sand crawler no I what do you do protocol
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that makes no sense cuz in the novelization of Star Wars it actually
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says R2D2 there's one where actually does that to him there's one where a
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jawwa on the sand crawler takes the memory he's supposed to wipe all the
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droids and he he's going through the r2's memories and he basically watches
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the prequels and then he's like n this is important I better leave it in there
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then he didn't see the prequels Matt I'm calling you out
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there and then so I I stopped reading because I was like this this is not for
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me this is too [ __ ] weird and it sounds like the old Tales of books like
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but then there's a there's a story later on that I cuz I cuz I I started looking
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up reviews cuz I'm like am I the only one who thinks this is a bit [ __ ] and I
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looked up reviews and no a lot of people did a lot of people didn't like there
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there other kind of progressive stuff that they've put in there later on like
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yes taken is gay he was having an affair with tk41 what and that's why that's why he
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wasn't at his post was never at his post well it doesn't make any sense anyway
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because he was not it's not like like well he was he was blowing Tarkin at the
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time but he's not no because they um it's not they they they they lured him
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onto the Falcon and killed him and stuffed him in the smuggling
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compartments didn't they that's why tk41 is not in his post that's what you call
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it so I don't really understand I'm sorry gr moof tarken would not have a a
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secret romance with a lonely Storm Trooper guarding H homophobe someone is
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going to correct me I am sure it's probably maybe that's a
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misrepresentation of what happens but I am I am I sure that there is something
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like that in there because I saw people being angry about it in reviews and I
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was like not that I don't I don't give a [ __ ] if the taken and tk421 they can all
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be gays I don't give a [ __ ] but I also I don't think that's a Star Wars book that
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I really give a [ __ ] about so I I stopped reading
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it and uh no you know what Luke read it I want to know what you
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think all right I'll try and read it there's another there's a story that's
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about the guy who's in charge of uh of
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balancing the books on the [ __ ] star destroyer and decides they can't afford
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to keep shooting all these [ __ ] Escape pods it's like that one I was
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amusing but it could have been a lot shorter sure like the all right the joke
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is in the in the summary of the the story I don't need to read the story
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yeah that's that's that's a joke right in and of itself no yes no no no there's
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a there's a story in there so sounds like a Saturday Night Live sketch a
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oneliner that they turn into a 7 to 10 minute production yeah and then into a
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film yeah so anyway I wouldn't recommend that book personally speaking of films
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and speaking of things I wouldn't recommend uh I saw a movie this week
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called upgrade you guys heard of this no heard of it so um I've wanted to see
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this for a little while now because uh it uh it's Stars an actor that I like
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Logan Marshall Green uh he's in a ton of stuff uh but he's not particularly well
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known but he was in Prometheus as the
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boyfriend uh oh yeah cool um and he's in a show called Quarry which I [ __ ]
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love and then he's in this movie now directed by Lee wanell right co-
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co-author of Saw Right filmed in Australia but with everyone putting on
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American accents and and one American actor uh that can't go well look here's the
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thing the premise is [ __ ] great and
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it was shot well the action is
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amazing but it was just [ __ ] awful
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like the script is just awful like every bit of dialogue was just completely on
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the nose you know what I mean like I I am now telling you what is happening in this
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scene right and it's such a shame there's little shout out there to your
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mate Matt so he goes to this uh he goes to this old apartment building and he's
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looking for the right name and there's
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um there's a j Juan up there oh right so was a nice little
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nod but uh man upgrade I wanted you to be better wanted you to be better
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Aquaman in cinemas soon I think I saw a trailer for it and then I went one where
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there's they put an AI chip in his head or something like that and then he can
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give over to the chip to make him sort of faster that's the one so he's got
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this neural implant that basically he's a technophobe yeah he is so it's in this
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this kind of the near future when there self-driving cars and uh computers have
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gotten better and all of this [ __ ] but he's just like totally hands off but
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then he gets he becomes a paraplegic um it's starting to sound
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like Avatar actually but he becomes a paraplegic and then this kind of mad
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scientist puts this chip in him that uh reanimates his limbs uh but he soon
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finds that he's basically superhuman um because he can let the chip just take
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over him and then he's basically a [ __ ] ninja sool way Luke described it made me think
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of like just brainstorming like Conflict for a character like he's he's got a
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chip in his head but he's a technophobe you got to come up with a Counterpoint
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how are you going to flesh out the character how you going to flesh him out
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iric about this like uh did you watch uh what's
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the uh oh my god the guy Duncan Jones new fil film that one on Netflix cuz I'm
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worried it's not going to be good and I don't want to watch a [ __ ] Duncan Jones
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I like it I liked it but it's about a guy in the far future and he's got to
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use technology to solve a mystery but
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he's armish oh what yeah like I don't know it just reminds me of of like
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brainstorming in in screen writing class like how do you compress conflict characters
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yeah so upgrade it's got like a red poster with his face on it I know that
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seeing it does and man like I really I've been waiting like this is one of
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those ones that I've been checking torrent sites for for months waiting for
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a decent copy to drop you know so you can imagine my disappointment 5 minutes
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into this movie and I was like oh this is [ __ ] I learned that it's not
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discussed that you look on torrent sites here as openly as it is elsewhere oh
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right because I happened to a conversation with some people at work
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and I just happened to mention that uh I just all I said was oh yeah we
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downloaded stuff all the time in Australia and everyone was like whoa
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whoa whoa talk about that oh okay
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okay right like oh definitely don't say you do it in Australia it's not illegal
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use them it's not illegal to download it's illegal to share that's right but here it's all
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illegal so apparently it's not suitable workplace
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conversation well I suppose it's like uh it's like if you take drugs you know
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nobody cares if you do and some people think it's cool that you do but some
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people don't and you just don't tell people cool
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what people like Dan think you're cool yeah that's right I just think drug
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users are the best no but I was with a client the other day who started talking
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about how she loves smoking weed and it's like okay that's fine like do what
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you want uh it's not my it's not my jam but if you do it that's like totally
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cool but like I don't know why you're telling me like if you're trying to
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impress me with the knowledge I'm not impressed and actually I feel a bit
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uncomfortable now cuz I don't know what to say about it here weed's fine like
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well actually in Rhode Island technically it's not but in
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Massachusetts it is and a bunch of other states it is so it's that's like right
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next door isn't it yeah everyone like the no drama talking about [ __ ] weed
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at work like yeah right make jokes about people living next to dispensaries and
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and but do not download your weed from The Pirate Bay exactly Elon Musk was smoking weed
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on The Joe Rogan podcast know I watched that yes so funny I love that I I
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actually I listen to Joe Rogan when there's an interesting person on yeah
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think we've talked about this before I think Joe asks pretty good questions but
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[ __ ] man he was so out of his depth with Elon Musk yeah like he's like Joe would
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bring up some like oh do you think we should be worried about these Huawei
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phones and Elon musk's like ah I don't think so and he's like what do you mean
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man they could be listening and he goes a I don't think they really care what
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what the average American is up to I Chinese governments probably knows what
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what everyone you know over here gets up to I wouldn't worry about it too much
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Joe's like oh okay I guess that conversation is not going to go anywhere
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and then he goes he's like have you ever thought about how you could improve
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planes and then Elon musk's like starts going on about how like you know like oh
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you got to he wants to make a vertical takeoff plane but you've got like you
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know the force of gravity you got overcome and then gravity times mass and
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all this kind of stuff and then Joe goes [ __ ] I'm not smart enough for this
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conversation funny because actually Joe Rogan is one of the few journalists that
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can keep up with his guests yeah he doesn't ask dumb questions and I'm
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always surprised when a guest throws out something that's supposed to sound
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clever and Joe already knows about it yeah I feel like this is the one time
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I've been listening where where it felt like Joe was a little lost with with
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like cuz Elon Musk is just [ __ ] all over the place and he knows too much
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stuff like and and also he's not he doesn't entertain any of the kind of
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conspiracy stuff yeah that Joe likes well I was listening to the uh the Joe
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Rogan interview with Neil degrass Tyson this week did you see that one that's
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like the opposite of that Neil degrass Tyson is just so accessible and and like
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yeah cuz they talked about some of the same things like tunneling instead of
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flying cars but when Elon Musk talks about it it's on this [ __ ] autistic
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level where he's it's it's he's interested completely non
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inclusive yeah and then cuz he's like oh yeah we build a tunnel and then you know
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you build like a tram kind of thing that goes in there and then you you make
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create a vacuum that kind of thing and then Joe's like oh you put rockets on it
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and then musk's like no you don't want to release any gas into the
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tunnel and it's like you're no fun man he was just [ __ ] around
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yeah interesting guy El musk yeah he is
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smoking weed calling people pedos that's right he really I can't still can't
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believe he doubled down I know right I can I can to hear and him talk on Joe
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Rogan I can he's just I think he's I reckon he just does not give a [ __ ] like
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guaranteed he probably thought it was funny oh yeah who cares if he get sued
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he's got the money to back it up that little ped's going to sue him what's he
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going to sue me in ped Court might Sue to both of you now speaking of uh seable
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offenses uh I was reading in the straights times this is our local
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newspaper here um about something not
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too far away uh up in up in China um
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where it's you're going to say Mars up on Mars no there is there is we've do
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got some Mars news got some Mars news we should we do China news first yeah yeah
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yeah sorry I didn't mean to Now Matt I'm not going to ask you to do a China news
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jingle because um well I've heard your Chinese music and quite frankly it's
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just not chines enough sorry about that um but a school
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principal has been sacked uh because
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part of the back to school festivities that he arranged for the kindergarten
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class that was just joining uh included
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a pole dancing strip
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teas how could anyone think that was acceptable for a school was this a strip
28:12
tease cuz pole dancing is not it's not just look I'm sure you can
28:17
do po dancing and have it not be sexy but this no I I wasn't going to say that
28:22
I was just going to say maybe they don't take their pants off this well this
28:25
girl's she's she's clothed she's in [ __ ] off stilettos and these tiny little
28:31
leather shorts yeah you're right I can see the the picture well you can watch the video
28:37
if you want this is a she's she's definitely being all sexy I also don't think she's
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happy to be there yeah but is any stripper happy to be at work she's not a
28:48
[Laughter] stripper this is yeah this is a probably
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a poor choice uh at a a school what is this kindergarten yeah kindergarten
29:01
kindergarten yeah well that's just strange so first day of school first day
29:05
of kindergarten it's so first day of school ever and you get there and for
29:09
your viewing pleasure Paul dance see that that's not a first day of
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school that's a last day of school activity well it was last day of school
29:21
that's for sure I wonder if if other countries have mockup day probably they
29:27
probably don't call it that cuz that's definitely Australian mup day but
29:33
uh I wonder if that's a thing probably not I didn't we didn't I
29:39
know at my school we didn't actually do anything for sorry at your school
29:44
y well I heard that the reason that that was the case especially for our year is
29:49
because the year above us Luke apparently mucked up so [ __ ] much
29:55
that our school just decided muck up day was no longer a thing not that I
29:59
understand why schools allow a muck up day to be a thing anyway at all I think
30:04
it's supposed to be a little constrained whereas kids just go too far at Cade
30:08
school they redirected traffic through the bus Bay like the main road traffic
30:13
they put up a bunch of like detour signs through the school bus Bay wow and uh
30:17
and that they got them in a lot of trouble yeah the year above us filled
30:21
all the drains in the school with pig
30:24
[ __ ] oh God see that's I had a plan that
30:29
I in hindsight I mean it probably would have been funny definitely at the time I
30:33
would have found it funny I was going to put uh because obviously it's summer at
30:37
the end of the school year in Australia uh oh everywhere what am I
30:40
talking about just the school school Year's January to December for our non
30:45
Australian listeners America it's July to June but I was going to put a bunch
30:51
of prawns in in like a Ziploc bag and then rest them on the heating elements
30:56
in the heaters mhm so that they would sit there in the
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sweltering heat all through the summer and then in in winter in winter when
31:05
they turn the heaters on the bag would melt oh
31:11
god oh that's that's that's that's terrible how could you even think of
31:16
that I didn't do it this is in between um chucking
31:22
cassette tapes out the window of the bus yeah as as I was I was releasing one
31:29
into the wild I I had a an
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epiphany but but I didn't do it it's
31:36
fine and I well I definitely didn't hire a pole
31:41
dancer uh so so this guy got fired yeah he got
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fired yeah now look as we've discussed in the past
31:54
Chinese do weird stuff sometimes that seems really crazy for me and pole
32:00
dancing is often part of it uh I remember we did report on a a pole Dan
32:06
at a at a funeral once uh right but that's because for
32:11
funerals the more people that are there the more good luck goes to the deceased
32:16
in the afterlife so people do literally anything to get crowds at at somebody's
32:23
funeral but uh that doesn't apply to kindergarten first day of school so I
32:28
don't know what this pervert was thinking reminds me of another Nathan
32:34
Fielder I have yet to check him out I I really do need to find the time oh you
32:38
have to have you seen the one with the funeral home
32:41
Luke what was that one where you pitches them on the idea of he he's going to
32:45
hire a bunch of actors to show up at the funeral oh yes and then he he teaches
32:51
that that um death is so sad song and they all sing and then they um they do
32:58
this performance for the the woman and she's obviously not not interested the
33:03
best bit is I don't want to spoil it but that episode's very good spoil it no no
33:09
no it's got one of my favorite Nathan Fielder moments but it's not actually to
33:11
do with what I was just saying it's something else I'm going to spoil it forget it moving
33:15
on watch Nathan Fielder Dan okay I will
33:19
Nathan for you for me thanks man y all right so we want to go on Mars news
33:24
would you want to talk about geek of the week you're very quick to say geek of
33:29
the I mean celebrities die and uh and we
33:34
you know it's it's up falls on to us to to judge whether or not they qualify for
33:38
Geek of the week it falls under Luke yeah yeah I mean we can put Arguments
33:42
for and against but at the end of the day it comes down to
33:45
Luke's Keen Eye um I'd be interested to hear a justification for not allowing
33:52
this gentleman to be geek of the week so let's why don't we get into this okay so
33:56
Bert Reynolds has passed away at the age
33:58
of 82 yes now there is how do you die Luke some argument to not give it to him
34:05
how did he die he died of a heart attack oh no sorry AIDS yeah thank you
34:10
heart attack resulted from AIDS yeah oh AIDS of the heart oh that's bit of sweet
34:17
isn't it you died of AIDS of the heart
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oh he um my argument for him not being it is he turned down a roll of style of
34:28
Han Solo mhm John mlan mhm um pass down
34:33
playing Batman James Bond James Bond like he passed down a lot of great roles
34:39
they were they offered him James Bond yeah yeah so he could okay but here's
34:45
the thing right I want to know and this goes for other people that
34:50
uh that read like Tom celic you know was was going to be Indiana Jones he didn't
34:55
just read for it he was cast in it but then he was
35:00
confed if he had played it would Indiana Jones had a mustache and and likewise if
35:07
Bert Reynolds had played James Bond would he have played him with a
35:11
mustache I thought Bert Reynolds was considered for Indiana Jones as well
35:16
right didn't he wasn't it because I he may have been considered
35:20
as well but it was definitely Tom Cel no no no I know I know I get that I just
35:24
I'm I'm sure it was the two of them as like they both were they were the
35:28
biggest things around back then cuz I thought he turned down that as well
35:32
maybe I'm maybe I am mixing him up like utterly but I thought it was both two
35:35
guys mustaches it's very easy that's right but I think but I think in
35:42
answering your question I think yes they they would have been played with
35:44
mustaches yeah I think they would too but I think I think
35:50
people I think movies from the 80s that still resonate today resonate because
35:55
the people in them don't have must mustaches you know what I mean like you
36:02
can't you can't make an iconic movie where somebody has a hair fad and then
36:08
expect it to last beyond the decade where that fad is popular excuse me
36:14
mustaches are still awesome I'm not saying they're not awesome I'm just saying they're not
36:19
popular people are wrong I think you might be right about that they should be
36:24
popular but anyway I'm not going to take away G could awake for this one you
36:29
going to allow [Music]
36:33
it here's here's what I want to know just because he's dead does that mean
36:38
nor McDonald is not allowed to impersonate him anymore because I'm really going to miss
36:43
that well his Bert Reynolds was supposed to be in Tarantino's new film but
36:49
obviously that can't happen now and they they did not shoot his stuff yet so it's
36:54
definitely going to be recast everybody is in Tarantino's new
36:58
film yeah I know but maybe maybe that's maybe nor McDonald can uh can fill in I
37:05
hope so I like nor Donald I wish he was more famous than he
37:11
is I don't think I know him in any other
37:15
context like what else has he done uh he
37:19
had his own television show Once once was it Y what was it called the nor
37:23
McDonald show nor it was called the nor McDonald show yes nor McDonald should be
37:28
in Tarantino's film playing Burt reynolds's role as his Bert Reynolds
37:34
character yes it's funny let's start petitioning tarano now to make that
37:41
happen it's got to change.org and serious that that helps yeah
37:46
change.org you get those people signing up and change lots of people's way of
37:51
thinking yep that's why that's why James gun got rehired yep oh there would have
37:56
been a change toog thing that wouldn't there oh I'd say so yeah yeah there is
38:01
got like 400,000 signatures if we didn't get enough likes to get con we're not
38:07
going to get enough likes for this okay con was [ __ ] training kids to kill
38:13
scam we did not get enough likes con's still out there that was a scam what do
38:18
you mean scam con it was a scam con con
38:23
is he he was like a big deal like a long time like no not a long time ago at the
38:27
time that all that fuss 2012 came out like con had disappeared like and then
38:33
didn't you see there was a docu a documentary of follow-up documentary
38:36
where they went and they interviewed um people in The Villages in that area
38:40
showed them the Coney film and they were like the [ __ ] is this
38:43
[ __ ] like [ __ ] forget about con we got real
38:49
problems it was a scam like all the money was just went to
38:54
the production company they hold on they got money yeah it was a it was a a a
39:01
[ __ ] charity thing right for the god they got money to make film and people
39:07
donated but they what do you the cone t-shirts and posters and all that stuff
39:12
that they sold yeah I honestly thought it was just a Facebook thing where
39:15
people you you change your profile picture you write to save save or kill
39:20
or and stuff happens look I you the like button Saves the World I don't want to
39:25
get sued so I'm going to add the word allegedly to to what I'm saying right
39:30
now allegedly was a scam uh happy to hear otherwise but I'm
39:35
pretty sure it was may not been a scam more of a just uh
39:39
no well look my understanding we got enough likes we've got enough likes to
39:43
go and get Bin Laden so yep you know my understanding is that shame we
39:49
didn't get enough 100% absolutely 100% a scam that's my understanding well it
39:55
wasn't the first scam that they'd run either right I believe that's the case yeah that's
40:00
that's why I'm saying I think it but I don't I don't think it was a
40:04
scam in the traditional sense of it was all a big lie I I think these idiots
40:09
really did think con was still out there right and that they were going to get
40:13
him I mean maybe we could give him the benefit of the
40:18
doubt all right maybe I'm being naive but I think from what I from what
40:24
I heard they just thought this would be a people started latching onto it and
40:28
they were like [ __ ] let's just run with it let's ride this all the way to
40:31
the bank yeah yeah let right in let us know listeners if you are familiar with
40:37
con if you know him let us know where he is yeah we get him on the show defend
40:42
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40:52
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41:01
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41:06
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41:41
you get to hear us talk for a bit extra 10 20 minutes extra every week I'm
41:46
trying to like us on Google podcasts but I can't work out if you can
41:51
right I don't know what's going on with apple and your podcast Luke cuz it's
41:56
filthy don't know filthy man they don't want it hopefully by the time this comes
42:00
out hopefully you'll be able to listen to Luke's podcast save file on iTunes so
42:06
just to be clear you can listen to it already you can go to the website and
42:09
you can stream it right now yeah and you should it's great yeah and you can if
42:14
you copy the feed URL from the website like if when you go to the website uh
42:19
you know we got the episode and then it's got like the RSS feed if you copy
42:21
that and paste it into your podcast software you can get the subscription
42:25
it's just for some reason app I mean it's probably because there are
42:30
so many podcasts now that they have to it's under review is what it says so I
42:35
guess it's takes them a while to get through but save hopefully you can
42:40
listen cuz I announced a very big uh competition this week yes and I also
42:45
have a competition for here oh oh my God what would you like to know what I'm
42:49
giving away of course what am I going to I'm assuming it's hugs but uh no no hugs
42:55
I just give away you don't have to win them they're just they're they're always
42:59
coming I'm giving away on safe file and I'm going to give away one here a 3day
43:05
pass to pack oh hey really yep they've just sold out and I
43:11
have two passes to give away so I'm going to give one away here and one away
43:15
wow and that's all expenses paid trip to America accommodation and a pack all
43:22
expenses paid trip to walk from outside the entertainment center to to inside
43:28
the entertainment center in Melbourne right so what do people have to do to win the
43:33
pass um well I've just on so far just asked people to email in and say why
43:38
they should go and you're just going to pick someone I'm just go pick someone
43:42
that might be illegal just quietly Luke I think it has to be a game of of of
43:48
skill in order for that's fine fine there are laws around that in
43:54
Australia so you might want to look into
43:56
that but it's fine all right fine see
44:02
yourself well how should I how will I give it away then I believe what we've
44:07
done in the past is you give them a task to perform and then on a merit basis you
44:13
uh you can that's what I said they should email in and say why they should
44:17
go and I'm going to pick which one okay all right at
44:20
random at random yes yes yeah so yeah
44:26
there we go if you want email saile multip nasm.com and our legal eagle can
44:32
email Luke multi gm.com and uh inform him as to the the laws that he's
44:38
breaking Y and how how big the funds are going to be
44:43
exactly all right save I'm just trying to be nice I know I know I'm not trying
44:47
to shoot you down I'm just making sure you don't go to jail save file at
44:51
multipl orgasm.com
44:53
like I'm making money out of it
44:59
costing me money to do this goddamn
45:03
it me multiple I record I recorded the episode just before we started recording
45:08
this one I'll edit it tomorrow and it'll be up this week very cool okay well
45:12
that's a tease speaking of people being a tease not sure which article to go to
45:17
after that I came up with the uh the segue before I came up with what I
45:20
actually wanted to but we we have teased Mar's news so uh yes yes well you
45:27
know there's tons of Mars news at the moment because Mars is visible right now
45:32
you guys been having a look at Mars I can't see it I can uh I haven't seen
45:36
Mars is it visible from everywhere yeah planet Earth I think is the main
45:42
place it's visible from right now um fine do I have to look I might have to
45:47
look out my window you do have to look out the window Mars is the closest to
45:51
Earth that it's been in 90 years I believe uh and it's just a it's just a
45:55
big orange spot up there and uh but that's led to some uh that's
46:00
led to some some controversy in the past now this is not new news but this is
46:05
just an article that I read this week um
46:09
three men from Yemen once sued NASA for
46:14
putting a probe on Mars um citing the fact that they they inherited Mars from
46:20
their ancestors um right were their ancestors
46:24
from Mars no but their ancestors
47:28
like yeah forced to make a state yeah yeah that's right yeah like we really
47:33
don't want to dignify this with a response that's right representative
47:37
from NASA said wait what you you really need me to comment on [Laughter]
47:43
this H well I think uh if they they win if they really want to defend Mars let's
47:49
get them up there and uh and they can do their best what and everyone else just
47:55
[ __ ] no holds B yeah like if you want to go to Mars
48:01
you can go but if these guys find you up there they will [ __ ] you
48:07
up just send them up there and then just say all right you're the you're the
48:11
you're now the guards of NASA of of Mars sorry NASA give him uh give him some
48:15
baseball bats are baseball bats less effective in the gravity on Mars or more
48:21
effective cuz I know on the moon a baseball bat would be more effective
48:25
than it is on Earth but you could send somebody flying with
48:29
that amount of force Mars has it's higher
48:33
gravity I believe because it's bigger it's definitely bigger right
48:40
see now I'm questioning myself gravity on
48:45
Mars no it's not it's the other way around okay so it would do some damage
48:52
okay Earth is 9.8 m/ second
48:57
the moon's 1.62 and Mars is 3.71 okay so not quite as good as on the moon but
49:03
certainly better than here yeah I don't understand how that works the the the
49:07
mes per second thing but that's what it is I think what we can take away from
49:11
this is that we should definitely send them up there yeah we should definitely
49:14
send them up there put your money where your mouth is if you are in charge of
49:18
Mars get your ass up there it's filthy clean it up change your names each of
49:24
you change your names to John Carter and get on up there and protect the planet
49:29
well if you want to get to Mars the way that he doing just fall asleep in a cave
49:34
fall asleep in a cave and you will wake up on Mars no details needed it was a
49:40
more innocent time for science fiction wasn't it
49:44
yeah really was have either of you guys impregnated
49:50
50 women not that I'm aware of I certainly
49:54
hope not I yeah I really hope cuz uh there's a fertility doctor who used his
49:59
sperm to impregnate 50 of his clients now I I I kind of get this like I
50:05
understand why you'd want to [ __ ] 50 women right like that makes sense to me
50:12
but I would want 0% of those 50 women to get
50:16
pregnant if I [ __ ] them all because that's he didn't he didn't lisal
50:21
nightmare do that he just
50:25
substituted his sperm with the the donor sperm that they were supposed to be
50:30
getting and yeah but why well he's clearly mentally ill that's really the
50:36
only explanation uh in the 70s and 80s he did this and uh oh so this is an or
50:43
it's only recently been discovered it's been discovered because you know how
50:47
you've got 23 and me and all these new uh sites where you can send in and get
50:52
your DNA samples and stuff they discovered that uh because they get they
50:57
collect other data about you and as they were looking into it this data they
51:03
found these strange patterns where where in in a certain area there were there
51:07
were all these siblings and uh and they obviously
51:13
investigated and they found that all of the women uh had undergone fertility
51:17
treatment at the one place and lo and behold the doctor is the
51:23
father so that's there's a good chance it's
51:27
more than 30 more than well he he's saying he says he did it oh about 50
51:33
times so so who knows how many actually
51:37
did it he's now 79 years old uh so they've and they've taken his medical
51:42
license away probably not the wor you he probably wasn't using it though was he
51:46
yeah I don't think he really gives a [ __ ] at this point and he's not going to
51:50
face any criminal charges uh because he lied what but it's not technically
51:55
illegal to just lie so surely it's technically illegal to put
51:59
your sperm into a woman who doesn't know you're doing it well I think the problem
52:04
is they did consent to having sperm put in there and he just lied about where it
52:08
came from but you could you could make that argument for any rape case this you
52:14
could say come on your honor she wanted spera just not mine I think he got in
52:18
trouble F lying to to investigators and saying that he didn't do it but he can't
52:24
I don't I the way I'm reading this is he can't be in trouble for doing it because
52:29
all he did was lie and it's not you know you can't really go to jail for lying
52:34
meant to be so it wasn't like he was going everyone should be fathered by me
52:37
so even though you want to get impregnated by your husband it's actually going to be my
52:42
child that wasn't anything like that they were Anonymous donors that and he
52:46
just turned that Anonymous person into himself I think I I'm not sure of the
52:52
specifics of each case but yes that is certainly true he just said they were
52:55
Anonymous donors and used his uh and possibly maybe substituted the uh the
53:02
real you know fathers who who knows they actually don't even know how many times
53:06
he did it and all the circumstances so uh and then yeah know a bunch of
53:12
women have complained obviously and uh and I guess not a whole lot's going to
53:18
be done about it they took his license away but he wasn't using it anyway
53:22
so he's no longer under criminal investigation but that's it he
53:28
okay wow so if if that's something you
53:32
uh you wanted to do apparently you can go right ahead yeah I I mean I don't
53:38
know if we need to play the are you sure it's a law but that can't not be a
53:44
crime you would think so yeah I just f it so hard
53:50
to I guess it's but depend what they were signing up for well
53:57
well the donor is an if he goes no no the donor is anonymous and then he Winks
54:01
like yeah well technically he didn't he didn't even lie could be could be
54:05
literally anyone wink still yeah exactly could be someone in this room no no no
54:10
but I I think even Anonymous I think for starters people that go to those are
54:14
usually not going to an anonymous donor they're usually getting their husband's
54:18
sperm put inside them right because or if they're not they're picking from that
54:22
big book and if you're not exactly right you say okay I want somebody who's
54:29
definitely over 6 foot definitely have a University degree definitely isn't X Y
54:33
or Z ethnicity that I don't like whoa whoa like what I don't know what
54:38
everyone doesn't like something right I know I'm joking I just wanted you to say
54:42
it so you think he's got this book and it's all just photos of him like one
54:46
with him with a mustache one with him with a whole with with the graduation
54:50
cap on it's like look at all these
54:54
candidates well it could be but yeah I don't know I
54:59
think it's just crazy he's not yeah how's that not illegal I think
55:05
that maybe they'll change the rules so the law to to I'm going to start putting
55:11
my SP in women and seeing seeing if it isn't illegal it's your phrasing it's
55:17
your phrasing there Dan that I'm uh I'm just going to have to to pull you up on
55:22
that uh are you a fertility doctor could you could say that Matt
55:27
well well all right in that case it's probably fine yeah probably fine you you
55:32
be wearing a mask at the time presumably yeah I pronounce it fertil as well
55:38
probably should make jokes about that goodbye working at Disney look going to
55:42
get mad at me Jordan ropas made a very good point on the James gun thing oh
55:47
when she said that blaming James gun for
55:52
his what she calls shitty jokes is only half the blame that needs to be put
55:58
because she rightly pointed out that back in those days everyone laughed at
56:02
those dumb jokes so that the people who laughed at them should be held just as
56:07
accountable and she uses a specific instance of a song that the aess of
56:12
awesome used to sing called um how to kill a hooker and um right she says she
56:17
now deeply regrets singing a song about killing a hawker even though it was a
56:23
joke because she has since gotten to know sex workers and found out that it
56:28
is actually a dangerous existence for them and making jokes about wanting to
56:32
kill them just for fun is uh not as funny as uh she thought it was at the
56:37
time but she also quick is quick to point out that that was an absolute
56:41
showstopper they'd sing that at every gig because audien [ __ ] loved it
56:46
because it's it's shock humor that's that's like it was a whole thing and
56:52
people you know it's gone out of I guess gone out of fashion I guess maybe that's
56:55
not a poor choice of words it's it's like people are are
56:59
more uh empathetic I guess with with certain certain things like that so it's
57:05
not you know it's just not funny now and like that and yeah like the James
57:10
gun jokes and this this 10 years ago it was just very different like comedy was just
57:17
different 100% and uh yeah we're all guilty especially us especially us but
57:24
you know our audiences have matured we're starting to attempt to mature
57:29
we're starting to attempt to mature Luke Luke's Luke's dragon is into maturity
57:33
dragon is into the 21st century I'm also not mature he's just
57:39
nice he's just nice just a nice guy yeah yeah hey look we got some followup and I
57:46
wanted to talk about this before before we go we got two pieces of followup ooh
57:51
one of which is that uh in in in a rare turn they've not listened to us and
57:56
they've cast Henry caval as geralt what did we just say it's a
58:02
terrible Peak it's a terrible PE do you know why because Henry cavl is a [ __ ] terrible
58:08
actor yes I've seen pictures of him you know people photoshopped him as geralt
58:12
and I'm like all right fine they can make him look kind of like geralt but still
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he's I don't know man at least he'll be able to talk in his real accent because
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his American accent is [ __ ] atrocious I just don't know I guess I haven't seen
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him in anything except Superman and yeah well I tell you what go and see Mission
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Impossible and he's also dead average in that yeah is that what they may be
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looking for for this show just average well I wonder about the show too I mean
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it's on Netflix and uh presumably it'll
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be you know Game of Thrones style violent and and and whatnot but I wonder
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how close to the originals they're going to go cuz that The Witcher gets into
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some some stuff some dark stuff mhm is this based on the games or is this
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bypassing the games and going straight to the books I think this is from the
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books this is the books yeah it does I think it's not in any way linked to the
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books to the games but the games continue the story of the books so in
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that sense it's going to have the same characters and stuff in it most of the
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time yeah just the specifics will be different I guess well I reckon yeah
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they could have gone with a nobody I think well though this is pretty good
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public for it cuz I guess on the one hand I mean The Witcher video games are
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very popular but I guess it's not super wellknown generally speaking like so
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this gets them some star power yeah not the greatest star power I
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used him hopefully we're wrong hopefully he's wonderful MH we won't know till
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when's this coming out is this coming out next year well it'll have to be at
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least next year at the earliest cuz I haven't filmed
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and I mean be interested to see who they going cast as as the other the other
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witches and and Sorcerers um still a lot lot to learn get to see Superman
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Superman as a Witcher Witcher man Witcher man well we
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can't always be right sometimes Hollywood does need to
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go off and try stuff out on their own but don't worry they'll come back
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they'll realize their mistake yeah yeah our second piece of followup is uh is
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War news so I'm going to do [Music]
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this thanks to the solo novelization we
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have learned that uh Chewbacca I was wrong has not
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knowingly eaten a human I mean he was just going to murder
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Han Solo for no reason well he was he was angry yeah actually it's a fair
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point why was he well he probably thought he was an imperial he was an
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imperial wait he was an imperial at the time so that that's
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why there you go I solved the
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mystery but yeah he didn't yeah but he was also a prisoner Imperial so wasn't a
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yeah but chewy chew didn't understand the nuances of of things at that point
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but here's the thing right because chewy obviously is a big scary guy he's hairy
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and he's got big teeth and he goes right
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but um you can do than me Matt go
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on but we we know that actually he's not grunting his speaking a language and we
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know that he's actually a like like a
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gifted engineer right um although rewatching Empire Strikes Back Han does
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come in and tell him that he's doing some pretty basic things wrong and
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picking up the wrong screwdriver this goes there that goes there but that said
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the guy knows how to [ __ ] work on spaceships right so he's obviously a
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smart guy some might say like at the at least intelligent than us possibly more
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because I don't even know how to put a [ __ ] car together let alone a
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spaceship right yeah but it's not your job true but what I'm saying is I'm not
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sure chewbaca could director film sure but we're we're on equal levels then
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let's say but sure Matt if I put you in a hole in the ground right and
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occasionally just put another person down there would you okay kill K and
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possibly eat that person just because you were the monster i' put in the
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hole you know what I mean I I think it's a very valid point why is he angry at
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all yeah why isn't he going oh you're a prisoner too yeah me same here yeah it
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sucks down here yeah no that's the pooping
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Corner yeah yeah no you rais a good point and uh I think possibly it just
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wasn't thought through very well well now they well they might be
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more we might have to actually read that book to find out if there is more to it
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as well well I I nominate you to read that book for us Luke you you don't mind
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so I have to read two books now yes God
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please got to remember how to read now all right I'll dust off my um
1:03:14
Kindle actually I should probably have to charge it as well yes just getting
1:03:18
the dust off isn't going to be enough yeah and actually also buy the book I
1:03:23
imagine Luke's Kindle looks like an old book you know where they like they
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uncover the book and blow the dust yeah yeah
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yeah and then it's like battery's
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flat yeah normally what happens is I'll get it out I'll go to read something go
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oh battery's flat so I plug it in I charge it you forget then I forget about
1:03:44
it and I've and I've unplugged it and put it back somewhere and then I got to
1:03:48
read it again and it's yeah charge is dead again so never ending cycle of
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life do you know what I use my Kindle for now
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I only use it for one thing what's that I use it to purchase books from the
1:04:04
Kindle store that I then read on my phone why don't you buy them on oh I'm
1:04:10
going to let you get there you well no no you can you just have to use a web
1:04:14
browser yeah yeah this it's just faster and easier to do it straight yeah you
1:04:17
can't you can't buy books on uh on the phone directly in the Kindle app because
1:04:21
they would have to pay Apple 30% yeah so you have to use a web browser it's the
1:04:25
same reason that uh you can't [ __ ] purchase audible books on the audible
1:04:30
app yes which is a [ __ ] pain in my ass that's all for this week thank you
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