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Chris Franjola, Britney Spears’ Movie, RHONJ Finale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: I have your favorite here, Christopher Angiola, but first, before
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  Speaker 2: he comes, I just need to talk about Sunday night's
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  Speaker 2: episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. So as you
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  Speaker 2: guys know, they are not having a reunion. Next Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: they have like a watch party where they watch this
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  Speaker 2: final episode that we saw, which really is this final
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  Speaker 2: scene called Dolores' Last Supper. And whether you watch the
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  Speaker 2: show or not, what is so incredibly juicy about it
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  Speaker 2: is the fact that Teresa, the star of the show,
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  Speaker 2: who went to prison because her husband went and then
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  Speaker 2: she went for a mortgage fraud situation. She lost a
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  Speaker 2: year going to prison. Came back, got divorced, and fell
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  Speaker 2: in love with this guy named Louis. Now, he had
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  Speaker 2: an ex-wife, but he also had a couple ex-fiances and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the women, they said, seemed to cause
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  Speaker 2: a lot of problems. And Teresa believed that Margaret, this
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  Speaker 2: is Margaret right here, that Margaret, whom at one time
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  Speaker 2: she was very close to a couple seasons ago, not
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  Speaker 2: so much anymore, that Margaret was talking to the ex-girlfriend,
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  Speaker 2: which then, you know, exchanging information all to hurt Teresa
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  Speaker 2: Louis and her four daughters.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 2: Margaret's like, no, I didn't. At one point, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: talked to the woman, but not at the time she's saying.
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  Speaker 2: But I've got something better. So then we have the
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  Speaker 2: last dinner, which just gets so ugly. There's so many
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  Speaker 2: fights that happen in this dinner. This girl, Danielle, and
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer Aiden, right here, they don't get along. And Jennifer Aiden...
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  Speaker 2: makes a very mean comment about Danielle's husband and saying,
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  Speaker 2: you wear the bra, but your husband has the boobs.
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  Speaker 2: Because allegedly, at one time, I guess he had some
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  Speaker 2: man boobs and had to get plastic surgery to repair that,
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  Speaker 2: which is embarrassing. And that made Danielle freak out because
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  Speaker 2: she is thinking, oh, my God, the whole world is
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  Speaker 2: going to see this. The whole world is going to
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  Speaker 2: talk about it. And the husband is very attractive and
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  Speaker 2: has come off nothing but a total delight, supportive husband.
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  Speaker 2: So it was just a real cruel thing. But they
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  Speaker 2: have had issues of throwing drinks at each other the
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  Speaker 2: whole season. So now there's this woman named Jackie. And
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  Speaker 2: she's been on it, and she's never really taken off.
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  Speaker 2: She was on it for a couple years. Now she's
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  Speaker 2: a friend. People don't invite her to her events. She's not, like,
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  Speaker 2: hilarious or anything. She struggled with an eating disorder. And
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  Speaker 2: she was always mad at Teresa because— She thought Teresa, again,
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  Speaker 2: started a rumor that her husband was cheating with people
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  Speaker 2: at a gym. So she didn't like her. Anyway, once
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  Speaker 2: Jackie realized she's probably not going to be asked to
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  Speaker 2: be back on the show, she kind of dumped Margaret
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  Speaker 2: because she knew Margaret was now Teresa's enemy and kissed
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  Speaker 2: up to Teresa's ass, in which Margaret was like, what?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? So then when Margaret gets accused of
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  Speaker 2: talking to Louie, Teresa's husband's ex-girlfriend, she's like, no, I
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  Speaker 2: have the real receipts here. And at the dinner, she said,
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  Speaker 2: Jackie invited both the ex-girlfriends, not just one, but two,
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  Speaker 2: both the ex-girlfriends to her home a couple years ago.
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  Speaker 2: And she has all the receipts and everything. And Teresa's
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  Speaker 2: just like, Because her whole plan was to attack Margaret,
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  Speaker 2: remind the world that Margaret is what's causing her and
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  Speaker 2: the love of her life, Louis, problems, when in fact
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  Speaker 2: it was really Jackie. And everyone is like, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: And even Jennifer Aiden's like, Teresa, you need to really
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  Speaker 2: like take note of this. And she's just like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: And then Melissa goes, Yeah, it's still not OK that
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  Speaker 2: I brought sprinkle cookies, but this is fine. And I
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  Speaker 2: think people just that are fans of Teresa's stuff realize
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  Speaker 2: that when she when she has a mission, when she
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  Speaker 2: has what she thinks is correct, whether it's this person's
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  Speaker 2: my enemy or this is the love of my life.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to take a long time in hell, if any,
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  Speaker 2: for her to say, you know what, I guess I
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  Speaker 2: was on the wrong side of history. I guess I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have my eyes open. Like she's so Italian ride
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  Speaker 2: or die to the end. And she's not someone to
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  Speaker 2: ever go, I was wrong. I made a mistake. I
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  Speaker 2: was wrong. I don't know if we've ever seen that
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  Speaker 2: on the show. So she's just sitting there and that's
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  Speaker 2: where the season ends. And they say the show's on
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  Speaker 2: pause or it's not coming back. Andy said, we're going
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  Speaker 2: to do a whole new cast. Maybe we're going to
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  Speaker 2: save some. Every person that has any kind of say
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  Speaker 2: on the internet that's a fan is giving their prediction
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  Speaker 2: of what will happen. They did stop filming in November. So,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's coming up on almost a year that
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  Speaker 2: they've actually been filming this show. They normally would have already,
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  Speaker 2: they'd be ready to start filming. They would have done
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  Speaker 2: a reunion and then started the reunion right after for
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  Speaker 2: the momentum of whatever happened at the reunion, whether that's
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  Speaker 2: resolving or anger or what. That is not said at all.
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  Speaker 2: I think there's so much involved with so much shady
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  Speaker 2: stuff and so much like with the Bo Dietl and
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  Speaker 2: finding out what this person did and going after this
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  Speaker 2: person's kid. And, you know, I, I think that's why
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  Speaker 2: they're just like, this is not what we signed up
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  Speaker 2: for as producers. This is not what the audience really
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  Speaker 2: wanted to see though. It is sort of juicy, but
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  Speaker 2: it's almost too much. There's like too much ugliness. And
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  Speaker 2: even Jackie said, yeah, you came, you came after my
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  Speaker 2: husband and, So I got a bunch of juice on
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  Speaker 2: your husband that I was gonna save if I ever
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  Speaker 2: needed to do it. That's the game we play, screwing
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  Speaker 2: over each other and trying to ruin their marriages. She
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  Speaker 2: basically says that. And it's like, you're a lawyer. She
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  Speaker 2: was a lawyer. I don't know how long she ever practiced,
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  Speaker 2: but she obviously would much rather be Teresa's friend on
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  Speaker 2: a Real Housewives show and go to BravoCon and kiss
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  Speaker 2: her ass than actually be the lawyer that she is.
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  Speaker 2: And also all this like behind the scenes stuff deceptive
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  Speaker 2: stuff is not going to really help her law career
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  Speaker 2: if and when she ever goes back to being a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't think they would ever keep her on
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  Speaker 2: the show after this. I really think she is done.
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  Speaker 2: And she just came off. Everybody was like, this was
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  Speaker 2: so cringy. I've never seen a more cringy moment for
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  Speaker 2: a housewife. She wasn't well liked enough that she could
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  Speaker 2: like talk herself out of this. She's not like particularly funny, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: She was fine. I met her. She was nice enough.
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  Speaker 2: but this was, this was just such a gotcha moment.
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  Speaker 2: If you watch anything, you should watch the last 20
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  Speaker 2: minutes of last night's episode and just see the moment
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  Speaker 2: when Mar Margaret said, you subpoenaed the wrong bitch. Like
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  Speaker 2: you were after the wrong bitch. It wasn't me. It
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  Speaker 2: was Jackie. And that was very interesting in other housewife,
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  Speaker 2: another Bravo news. Um, Ariana, her husband was defending her,
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  Speaker 2: her boyfriend, sorry, her boyfriend, Ariana Maddox's boyfriend, defending her
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  Speaker 2: on whatever work she's had done. She absolutely looks gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: So she did great with Love Island. Unfortunately, she is
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  Speaker 2: still paying for lawyers to fight Raquel on, Raquel is
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  Speaker 2: suing her, saying that she, when she looked at Tom's
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  Speaker 2: phone and saw that he had filmed a FaceTime conversation
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  Speaker 2: that was somewhat, you know, pornographic onto his camera roll.
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  Speaker 2: And she looked at that, that somehow her looking at
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  Speaker 2: his phone has caused a reason for Raquel to sue her.
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  Speaker 2: So she is still, she's trying to get that dismissed.
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  Speaker 2: Last I read, it wasn't dismissed. She has to prove
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  Speaker 2: something more. Big nightmare. Meanwhile, the sandwich shop is finally open.
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  Speaker 2: Something about her. And the woman that we saw on
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  Speaker 2: the show named Penny says, that was helping them come
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  Speaker 2: up with the sandwich recipes and whatnot, she is suing them, saying,
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  Speaker 2: they are not upholding their agreement. I am part owner
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  Speaker 2: of this. I trademarked something about her. They meanwhile have
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  Speaker 2: tried to get their own trademark, saying, we never allowed
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  Speaker 2: her to trademark it without us. What is this? And
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  Speaker 2: they also revealed that the something about her merch sold–
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  Speaker 2: Close to $ 2 million. I believe that's gross. So they
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  Speaker 2: didn't make $ 2 million off of it, but they sold
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  Speaker 2: $ 2 million worth of something about merch well before the
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  Speaker 2: restaurant ever opened. Now the sandwich shop is open. The
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  Speaker 2: penny is out of it, but Penny is suing them.
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  Speaker 2: And so I hope they prevail. in that. But it's
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  Speaker 2: just amazing that with Ariana's success and like really trying
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  Speaker 2: to move forward, she has these like clinger on awful
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  Speaker 2: people that she has to continually deal with to continue
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  Speaker 2: to strive with her businesses. So I really hope that
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  Speaker 2: she prevails in the Rachel Raquel lawsuit. I can't... I
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  Speaker 2: really think that's dying down. I don't know who is
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  Speaker 2: still listening to her podcast or who finds it interesting anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And that show's been put on pause. Even if they
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  Speaker 2: came back, I think they'd want to just start fresh.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's why they're taking a break. They almost
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  Speaker 2: want this whole story to be completely over with, and
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  Speaker 2: they don't want the storylines to involve lawsuits that we
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  Speaker 2: don't see. The Bravo cameras are never going into the courtroom.
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  Speaker 2: They aren't court TV. So when all these shows like
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  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of OC mention lawsuits, it is kind of interesting,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not like we're seeing them stand in court.
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  Speaker 2: And I think Bravo doesn't like that. I will go
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  Speaker 2: back to saying about this. The only person I think
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  Speaker 2: is happy on the New Jersey team right now is
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  Speaker 2: that one producer on Real Housewives of New Jersey that said,
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  Speaker 2: let's just keep Jackie as a friend one more season.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, let's get rid of Jackie. No,
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  Speaker 2: let's keep Jackie one more season. and see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: That person is showing up at the office like, thank you,
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  Speaker 2: I told you so. I didn't know that was the case,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe they did, but that really added the element,
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  Speaker 2: that really added the cherry to this season, reunion or not.
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  Speaker 2: One last thing is Deadline is announcing that Dorinda Medley,
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  Speaker 2: with her blue stone banner, is going to have a
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  Speaker 2: reality show, much like the Hulu show, Lisa Vanderpump's villa, which,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, that didn't really get a lot of buzz.
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  Speaker 2: I watched two episodes and that was it. I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: name you one person from the show. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it's coming back. She's going to have something similar.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean it won't be successful on Bluestone Manor
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  Speaker 2: where she has a staff there and people come and
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  Speaker 2: rent it out and they are supposed to have their
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  Speaker 2: Bluestone Manor experience. I don't know how much you could
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  Speaker 2: do on that property. We've seen it on the shows,
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  Speaker 2: but As long as she's actively involved and still drinking,
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  Speaker 2: I think it could be a pretty good show. Where
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  Speaker 2: she's like, I told you guys, when I've got a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful guest coming here, they're paying a lot of money
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  Speaker 2: to stay at Bluestone Manor. I've beautifully decorated. I've cooked.
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  Speaker 2: I've cleaned. I've made it nice. And if my staff
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  Speaker 2: can't make it nice, then I'm sorry. You're out of here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if you're the hostess with the mostess.
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  Speaker 2: You're not working at Bluestone Manor. Even Richard wouldn't want
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  Speaker 2: you here. So that I'm excited for. Not as excited
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  Speaker 2: as I am to announce your favorite guest. Now for
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  Speaker 2: Chris Vangela. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We are
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  Speaker 2: so lucky today being blessed with our original favorite. Everyone's
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  Speaker 2: blue-eyed favorite. Funny, straight, kind of straight.
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  Speaker 3: White male. Straight, straight. I'm straight. Okay, well, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to put you in a box.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I mean, at this point, I'm
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  Speaker 3: straight just because... I believe in the gay community, my age,
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  Speaker 3: you just might as well be. You're done. So I
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  Speaker 3: kind of have to be straight because nobody wants a 58-year-old.
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  Speaker 2: They put you out to pasture earlier than the women.
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  Speaker 3: You can't be gay now. It's Logan's Run. We talked
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  Speaker 3: about Logan's Run before. You're done at 35.
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  Speaker 2: For the kids that don't know, Logan's Run was a
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  Speaker 2: movie that would play every summer. And it was with
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  Speaker 2: Farrah Fawcett. She had a small role, but it was
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  Speaker 2: before she made it.
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  Speaker 3: Michael York.
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  Speaker 2: And it was a futuristic movie about how they would
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  Speaker 2: kill people, kind of like the gladiators, but they'd be
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  Speaker 2: flying once they turned 30. They had to die.
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  Speaker 3: And then they thought they would renew, but nobody ever renewed. Remember,
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  Speaker 3: they'd go, renew, renew.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, let them live longer?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you'd get another 30 years. And then
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  Speaker 3: they realized nobody ever renewed. That's why they went on
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  Speaker 3: Logan's Run.
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  Speaker 2: And that's where they ran and found that swimming pool.
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  Speaker 2: People are like, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what we're not going to talk about is Logan's
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  Speaker 2: Run when we were on stage in Texas.
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  Speaker 3: No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: We have much more funny, more juicy things to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Chris will be joining me, and he is, as everyone says,
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  Speaker 2: everyone's favorite. We are going to be at Houston House
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  Speaker 2: of Blues on this Thursday, August 8th. Then House of
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  Speaker 2: Blues Dallas, August 9th. And then the Paramount Theater in
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  Speaker 2: Austin on Saturday, August 10th.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. A fun Texas run.
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  Speaker 2: A fun Texas run. And as always, this is fabulous comedy.
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  Speaker 2: You can bring whoever you want. If they've never heard
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  Speaker 2: of a podcast in general, never listen to one. They
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  Speaker 2: will still find Chris and I hilarious and relatable and fun.
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  Speaker 2: So do not worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: Air-conditioned. You know, Texas and August. Come inside. Enjoy yourself. Relax.
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  Speaker 3: Have a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Escape the hell. This is a non-political, fun, just pee-in-your-pants show.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: And we are very exciting. My tour manager, Drakey Poo,
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  Speaker 2: will be in full effect.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he'll be there.
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  Speaker 2: He'll be there. Just dealing with. Me in general.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So today he drove me here so I could work
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  Speaker 2: on the topics. I went to get gas and I
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  Speaker 2: have my cute drink that someone made me that I
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  Speaker 2: always put water in. Right. Today I decided, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I want to get that extra energy. And I had
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  Speaker 2: a beet juice from Frater Joe's. Oh, it's in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of my car. He's driving. He gets the gas.
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  Speaker 2: And then I go like this. Oh, no. And knock
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  Speaker 2: it over, and now it looks like it's that time
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  Speaker 2: of the month. I'm wearing white shorts. There's red beet
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  Speaker 2: juice all over me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Oh, I see it. Oh, shit. That's
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  Speaker 3: real bad.
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  Speaker 2: So then we're walking up the stairs to the studio,
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  Speaker 2: and Drake goes, what a view. All right. Just deal
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  Speaker 2: with it. Of course the one day I do the
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  Speaker 2: beet juice is the day I wear white shorts and
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  Speaker 2: spill it all. It is what it is. I have
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  Speaker 2: to just throw them away after this.
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  Speaker 3: I knew somebody had driven you today because I noticed
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  Speaker 3: in the parking lot your car was backed in. And
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  Speaker 3: I saw it. I was like, there's no way Heather
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  Speaker 3: backed in. There's no way. You're not a back-in person.
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  Speaker 2: I've never backed in a spot in whatever years I've
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  Speaker 2: been driving, 35 years I've been driving. I've never tried it,
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  Speaker 2: thought about it. attempted it ever.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing against Drake. I love Drake. But looking at Drake,
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  Speaker 3: I could just tell he's a back-end person. He's a back-end.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to be a back-end person the rest of
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  Speaker 3: his life.
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  Speaker 2: What makes a back-end? Are you a back-end person?
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  Speaker 3: Are you crazy? Never. And I don't even know why
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  Speaker 3: people do it. I feel like, is it for a
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  Speaker 3: quicker out? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Some people think it's a flex.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, let me see what I can do. But I
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  Speaker 2: think it's just a quicker, I don't know why it is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anybody likes back-end people. Nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Also, a very exciting thing. Scary and exciting has happened
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I have now come to the point in my career
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  Speaker 2: where I, not only myself, but my dog, Raven, have
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  Speaker 2: been officially stalked.
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  Speaker 3: Stalked by a person? Well, not really. Oh, whoa. Coyote.
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  Speaker 2: Coyote.
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  Speaker 3: In the daytime. Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And look at it. Look how big it is.
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  Speaker 3: I see it.
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  Speaker 2: Look how close it was.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they are kind of cool looking animals.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they're flourishing. They look amazing. There was a time
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  Speaker 2: where you felt sorry for them.
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  Speaker 3: They were getting a little skinny.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when we were in a drought. Now they are
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: just glowing, shining, funny, amazing. They're happy. They're smiling.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: And it did lick its lips.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Like LL Cool J.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Wow. So beware of... They're out.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: They used to only come out at night.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I know. I see them in the afternoon in my
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: neighborhood as well.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's... Coyotes love me and mosquitoes. Juicy Scoop mosquitoes,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: no matter what city I go to, they love me.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Mosquitoes love me wherever I go. No matter what I
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: spray on myself, no matter how many times I spray
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: our backyard, if I go outside, I come back with
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: at least seven bites.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Isn't it amazing that we never had them in Los
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Angeles for the longest time and now we seem to
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: have them here in Los Angeles over the last couple
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: of years?
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I was always susceptible to them, but
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: you're right. I never had it like this where every
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: time I'd go in the backyard, just to do a
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: call and a cup of coffee.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Which is crazy.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And I guess you could never see them when they
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: bite you.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Well, because I think they go on the ankle and stuff.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: That's part of that. That's how they survive. They're very stealth.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I don't get them on my ankles because there's no
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: meat there.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, they don't want that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: They know.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: They go down there and it's like a chicken on
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: a chicken bone.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: They go on the back of the arm where there's
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: some little menopausal fat arm. They're like, yeah, that's what
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I want right there.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: And you got, yeah. I got two right here. They
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: came in a shipping container. This is true. Years ago,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: like a shipping container from China or something. That's how
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: they got to Los Angeles. Yeah. And now they're thriving.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Are you spreading a rumor about China right now?
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Well, yes, kind of. I mean, they did.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: You mean they were in, like, fruit or something?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, not like they just took a container of mosquitoes.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: To fuck us. No, they didn't hop on a container
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: and go, yo, a bunch of us are going to America. Oh,
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: my God. They didn't stow away. But they did. I
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: keep wondering, like, what's going to be this thing? But
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: to take it to something that's more juicy scoop-ish. Yes.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Now, because I have mosquitoes in my backyard and you
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: do too, in Los Angeles, I feel that all those
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: homes that you see on like Selling Sunset were like- Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: a gorgeous outdoor with the, what do they call those
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: doors that opened?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: We have those.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: What do they call that kind of door?
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: We have those in La Quinta. They're the pocket doors
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: that go all the way. And it is true in
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: that That's the whole point, and you love it, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: if you do have flies and stuff, it does... I know.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, well, my God, I don't care, though.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Next time we have a party, I'm just going to
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: be like, we'll just have a shit ton of flies
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: in the house, because the whole point of having those
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: doors is to have it open.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought, but now you watch Selling Sunset,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: you're like, as soon as I see those doors, I'm like, well,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: the mosquitoes are going to be in the house, so
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: you've got to keep those doors shut.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or flies.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, flies, mosquitoes, whatever. Right. What a pain
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: in the ass.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: But it's still... It looks great for the moment.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: It looks great for the moment, I know. But, yeah,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: it's going to be tough. It's going to be tough
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: for Christine Quinn to sell.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I think she's coming back.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, of course she is.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Coming back.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: She's got a story to tell now. Yeah, yeah, she does.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than, like, anywhere else.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Dunediel? There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundiel Cars.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Lift? Please.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage!
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Dundiel Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: you had.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: To succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: have a work dad.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of a story to tell, the Britney Spears
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: book that she wrote will now be a movie done
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: by the director who did Crazy Rich Asians and Wicked
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and everything. So I think it'll have a musical element.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: It is a movie, a real movie.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Like in theaters movie or Netflix movie?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I mean not a series. I
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: mean like a two-hour thing. Right, right, right. And so
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I think a real movie for sure. Now, I saw
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: the real movie in the theater about Whitney.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Whitney, Whitney Cummings?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: No.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Whitney Houston.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Whitney Houston. And I still loved it because I was
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: at a movie theater where they served the drinks and
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I was with some other ladies. But it was very
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Lifetime movie. It didn't have, the girl was great, the
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: story was good, there were things that, but it was
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a little bit like that formulaic, here she is and
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: you're watching it and you're like oh this is the
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: part where you know she was a lesbian for a
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: second but that oh and this is the part where
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: she's going to the about to sing the national anthem
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: whatever oh and there was a little bit of that
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: and they focused more on Clyde David but this one
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I'm excited for and then so who's going to play
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: her now are they going to do it like three
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: different people like they do with Princess Diana in the
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: crown where like we see a Britney when You know,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse years to like 25.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I think you probably get somebody who could do it all.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I think you got to do it all. The people
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: they're talking about are.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: But I heard she gets final casting. She can. That's
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: what I read yesterday.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's good.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: You know, so, I mean, with the way Brittany is,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: who knows who it could be.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: She's going to make the final call on casting.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: And then I bet she'll have like a little cameo.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, you know what? She should play like
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: the bitchy therapist that she'd always do. Remember when she
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: was doing sketches on her Instagram and she would be
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: like acting like a therapist?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, she used to do like characters where she'd act
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: like her own therapist, this woman.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: And she'd be like, well, or she'd have an English accent.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: So I think she'll want to play a little part,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: but then they'll talk her out of it. or whatever.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: You've read the book, right?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've read the book.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Is it, will it make a good movie?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's all like how she got into being, getting,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: even getting, going at the Mickey Mouse Club and all that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: And like the mom taking her and then the show
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: she gets into zoe 101 she gets into the justin
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: um timberlake stuff she gets into vegas the conservative ship
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: why what was going on with k-fed why she why
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: that happened what why were the cameras like inside the
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: um ambulance why were they there and kind of wondering
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: like who was working with whom as far as like
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: tmz and whatever so i think it could be that's
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: interesting um Really good. So it's like, who's it going
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: to be? They talk about Sabrina Carpenter.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's a singer too, right?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: She's a singer. I don't know if she's that has
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: the acting chops. Could it just be a great, I
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: think it could be an unknown.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: That kind of comes out of nowhere. That just nails
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: it to the point. Like if I was the casting director,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I would want to really cast a large net and
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: pick someone that is just like, you think you're seeing Brittany, right?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I would want to pick someone that looked like her,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: sounded like her. That's what I would go for so
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: that you're really sucked into this world and you're not
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: seeing the Sweeney girl, Sidney Sweeney, or Sabrina Carpenter.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Or Addison Rae. What about the Hawk Tua girl? She
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: kind of looks like her, has the accent already.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Now, if the Hawk Tua girl gets it, I will
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: eat everything I said about her being over with. That
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: would be amazing. I definitely think it's worthwhile. Oh, and
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: then you know what they should do? They should totally
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: do a documentary about the casting. They should have a
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: little companion piece. especially if they do do like a
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: massive casting for it. I would do a massive casting
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: for it. I would try to find an unknown that
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: really looks like her and acts like her that has
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: a similar figure, takes us out of it, and where
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: we think we're seeing Brittany's life story. That's what I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: would go for. Not Addison Rae. They brought up Addison
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Rae in this Harper's Bazaar article.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: It's kind of better when it's somebody you don't know
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: because then you can kind of get lost. If it's
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: an actress you know, you're like, I mean, I see
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: that Sidney Sweeney in it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Rather just see Brittany. Yeah. If that. I went to
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: see Twisters. I saw Twisters in the theater. In the theater.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: By yourself?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I went with my wife.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's about tornadoes. Yeah. You're familiar with it, right?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: What state were the tornadoes in?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: One of those. Oklahoma, I think. Anyway, and then you
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: mentioned the theaters where they bring the drinks and stuff.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: We did that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Which one did you go to?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Right here in Woodland Hills or Topanga.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: The MC now brings drinks to you?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Topanga 14 or something.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: They bring drinks to you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Well, they bring the drink. They bring the food.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: You can get a drink.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get a drink.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, but they do bring the food.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: You can order it? They bring the food. Oh, yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Which is strange because then you're like, and they have
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: the lie-down seats. Yeah. And you just do it because
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you can. Who eats chicken wings lying down unless you're
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: on my 600-pound lifers? There I am, of course, laying back,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: eating chicken wings lying down. I'm like, this is not
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: the way you're supposed to eat.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Well, when I went to the Pompeii.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: In Italy.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: They have real art, you know, real paintings on the
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: wall that lasted all these years before they dug up
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: the city that had been crushed by Volcano Act. So
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: the art is still up there. So when you go
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: to the brothel, they have photos there of what kind
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: of sex do you want? Do you want it from behind,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: on top? Do you want it with a man, with
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: a woman? It's all still there.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: It's incredible.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's wild.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: And one of the things was the woman was taking
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: us through and she said you can see how they're
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: eating and the rich people would eat at home and
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: because that was the flex that you had you had
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: a stove you had cooking and you had servants or
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: slaves or whatever to serve you and they would eat
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: on beds they would not eat so we are going
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: back to Roman times where the rich are eating on beds.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I do it every weekend at Hilton Garden Inn I'm
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: very similar to the people of Pompeii.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And then the other people would, the people that would
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: go to the restaurants and they had like a fast
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: food and everything, those were the people that were like
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: the hardworking people because they couldn't afford to have their
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: own stove and everything in their home.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: So the flex was living at home, eating at home
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: on a bed where your private chef or whatever would
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: bring the food to you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I guess you do.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Which I kind of feel like is sort of the
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: flex today.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: You see that in all the paintings. It's like Rembrandt
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: just out there lying in bed eating grapes.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like the private chef stuff, like I never
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: heard about until like 10 years ago. We also see
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: a lot because of Instagram and people sharing inside their homes.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: But even when I knew wealthy people, I knew they
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: had vacation homes and things like that when I was
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: in college, whatever. But I never knew someone to be like, well,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: our chef and da-da-da. And now I feel like that's
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: the next flex. In our day, it was, oh, you
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: had a housekeeper come once a week or whatever. And
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: now it's like, So I literally saw it walking around
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: this Pompeii. I'm like, we are headed towards the more
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: haves and the has not. It was just weird.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's interesting.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: So you're laying down, seeing Twister. Was the movie good?
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it. It's pretty good. There's that guy, Glenn Powell,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: that they're really trying to sell hard. Hollywood's trying to
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: make him happen.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: He's like the new Ryan Gosling or whatever?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: He's more like Matthew McConaughey to me. He's very McConaughey.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: He's like a younger country guy, got that twang in
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: his voice and blah, blah. So, yeah. But, I mean,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I get it. He's a good-looking guy.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Remember the movie that was like Flying Cow? What was that?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: That was Twister, the first one.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is Twister. Do they have cows flying?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: They did, but PETA made them take it out, and
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: that's not a joke.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, PETA was protesting the movie because they did have
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: flying cows in it. And they're like, cows are supposed
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: to be on the ground, not flying through the air.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, it was a special effect, and
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: they weren't. anyway yeah you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Know well so it was a hit it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Was a hit people were back in the movie theaters
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: which is exciting to see and so you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Pulled yourself away from the olympics to go to the
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: movie so i have a little olympic news yeah now
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: simone biles which is who literally is on like 25
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: commercials yeah good for her yeah who doesn't love her
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: she's gorgeous she's fun who doesn't love her but she's
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: doing like She's doing Wagovi commercials for diabetes. That's like the,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: you know, Ozempic Light or whatever it is. She is
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: doing headache commercials. She's doing so many commercials.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I feel like, talk about a flex. This is the
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: new flex because I see Lady Gaga's doing one too.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: She gets migraines or something and she's doing one of
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: those commercials where she's, but in the commercial, it's strange.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw it. Lady Gaga's for whatever.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: She's engaged, by the way.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: But, In the commercial, Lady Gaga, who we all know
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: is a singer and an actress, but in this commercial,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: for some reason, she's a photographer. Have you seen it?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: She goes, I get migraines. And she's taking pictures and
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: telling people to move. Move in, move in. Give me
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: a little more shoulder.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Click.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait, when did Lady Gaga become a photographer? Weird.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I know. It was so weird. You guys will see
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: this commercial now and go, I never even noticed that
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: she's a photographer in the commercial. It makes no sense.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I think I talked about this on my last show,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: but I came across an Instagram account that on occasion
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Aniston was tagging. And it's got 45,000 followers. And
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: it's her dog now as a cartoon and a book.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: So it's like her soft launch of making him Clifford.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Jennifer Aniston's dog? Yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? And I was just kind of like, what?
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: It's a chef. Her dog's a chef.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, her dog cooks?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: In the cartoon version.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Talk about a flex. I'm going to go eat on
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: my bed and my dog's going to cook.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: It. Anyway, so, you know, she's got this cute husband
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: that's gotten some heat over the years.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Very cute husband, yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Because he said, I don't know what he said, why
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: he said a couple things that they didn't think was
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: as supportive as it should be. And she's like, whatever.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I love him. Look at him. He's a babe.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: So. Oh, there's also a photo, I don't have it,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: of she with Shaq, which was just amazing.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: It's so funny.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: The size was like ridiculous. But anyway, he, in this photo,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: is wearing her first medal from this Olympics. He has
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: it on and he's holding it. And so, of course, everybody,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: why are you wearing her medal?
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: It's her day. Leave her alone. And I'm like, I
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: just want to say, if a woman was wearing her
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: husband's medal at the Olympics, everyone would be like, What
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: a great guy. He gave her, his wife, the medal.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: We know that he wouldn't be there if it wasn't
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: her keeping the homestead down and da-da-da-da and her support. Like,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: why would this? So what?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I know. I wouldn't even have noticed. I don't know
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: how people even have the time in their day to
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: be angry about some of these things. But, yeah, that
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: one is, I mean, why wouldn't you put it on? Everyone.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just amazing. It's just because everyone has
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: a voice on Instagram, but still. Okay, so did you
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: hear about the pole vaulter? Did I? They thought his
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: big dick, they thought this French guy, Anthony, that as
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: he was pole vaulting, it looked like his dick did
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: hit the pole.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Got stuck on it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: And therefore, he was disqualified because your body's not supposed
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: to touch it. But the story has now come out, no,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: that's not why he lost out on an Olympic medal.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: It wasn't his protruding package. it was that actually his
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: knees and shin had hit the bar first. They said
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: this failure was due to hitting the bar with his
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: shins and knees before his crotch made contact, thus disqualifying
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: the jump. So it wasn't this French guy's big dick.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: There's been a lot of big dick at the Olympics.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: There was the swimmer with the big dick in his pants. Yeah,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: a lot of big dick.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: A lot of, yeah, it's a lot of exploitation of
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: pointing out people's packages.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, good.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, listen, you know what? They're all going to
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: have to do something after this ends. So that's why
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's great that they're all on TikTok and
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: building up their numbers and you see that they're attractive
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: and maybe they can do something else.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I'm enjoying it. I like the Olympics. It's fun to watch.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Now, this girl, she's a Paraguay swimmer. Paraguay, yeah. And
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: they said she's too hot for the games. They said
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: she's too distracting. They kicked her out of the village.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Well, she didn't qualify for the Olympics. She finally didn't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, she came in like seventh or seventh.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: So she wasn't going to compete, and she was still
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: in the village. So they're like, well, you're not competing.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: You've got to leave the village. But I know.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, she is pretty hot. You know, like give
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: her Sports Illustrated. Why can't she get a contract?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Martha Stewart's doing it or somebody, right? Isn't it? Now
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: that's a new thing. Just get some 80 year old
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: woman to do the cover.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Just get everybody else that, you know, was never thrilled
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: to go bikini shopping. Let's have them be in the magazines.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying like.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: This next year, Diane Keaton's doing.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying this green bikini makes me want to
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: buy it now. Will this bikini look the same on me? No,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: but that's why she's fabulous.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: She's fabulous. She's kind of famous because she got a
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: tattoo of the Olympic rings on her crotch. Oh. Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Where we can see it?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: A little bit further down. If you pan down.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Like the little bone before the.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: No, down here. Down here.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, a groin. You mean like a groin. Yeah. Well,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I guess everyone gets that.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Groin tattoo?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, speaking of tattoos, someone we know got a tattoo.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: And it's a big one.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: And.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Within six months, he's now getting it removed. It costs
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: $ 600 to get it, and it's going to cost $ 4, 500
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: to remove it. Who? Just a friend of the family. Oh.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I think that's a good lesson.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Why six months later getting it removed? Was it a
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: girlfriend's name or something?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: He kind of got the tattoo because he was liking
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: the girl that he was dating was into tattoos. Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: And then he doesn't like it anymore. But I'm just saying,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: it's very expensive. But I do think the lasers are
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: getting better because they used to be, you have to
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: go 10 times. Now I hear you only have to
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: go like two or three.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: And it actually gets it all. It used to be,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: it just kind of faded a little.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: No, now it gets it off, but it's still very expensive. Anyway,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: she's hot. Meanwhile, this guy had to sleep. This Italian
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: swimmer was seen taking a nap. His friend took it,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: who was also in the, because he said, The Olympic
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Village has no air conditioning. It's so hot. We've heard
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: that there's no mattress topper on these crunchy beds. The
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: girls complained. Half the tennis team left and went to
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: a normal hotel. And I am just like, that I
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: just think is terrible. And when we have it here
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: in 2028, I know we're going to have beautiful accommodations
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: with air conditioning. I am not concerned that they will
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: not have the most fabulous conditions.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Let's hope. Yeah. Yeah, because, I mean, you're really under
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: the microscope when your city is doing the Olympics.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then someone's like, what the hell is that?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: That person's sleeping on the ground, but he was actually
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: a player. Okay, this is sort of interesting. This girl,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Christine Lackin, she went on a podcast about Fuller House
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: or one of those recap shows or whatever, and she said,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I was set to be on the new reboot. I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: was going to do a four-episode arc Of someone's girlfriend.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I was all set. I got the job. I'm doing
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: the table read like in two days.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: So the Full House is like the new version of
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Full House on Netflix.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then the manager called and said, actually, they're
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: pushing back the table read. They're going to like rewrite something.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And she's like, OK. And then he called her again
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: and goes, I don't have to tell you this, but
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: you don't have the job anymore. And so I guess
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: she either figured this out or she's assuming that. It's
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: because back in 2013, yeah, a very long time ago,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: she did a Funny or Die sketch for the Internet
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: that mocked Kirk Cameron, who is the brother to Candace
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Cameron Burr, who is the star of Filler House and
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: probably NAP at this point. Yeah. And um in which
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: she mocked the fact that he was you know um
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: taking a stance on lgbtq yeah and gay stuff right
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: and so because she was part of that sketch in
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: 2013 it got back to she believes that it got
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: back to candace who then was like oh i remember
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: her and no she's not gonna.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Be on my side really Oh, wow. That's a good one.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: It is really interesting because I'm like, I can only
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: imagine the things that have been said about me if
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I've ever been brought up to possibly read for a
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: part or have a part or whatever based on what
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I've said on this show, what I've done in Chelsea Lately,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: what I've said and done online. And that's just the
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: gamble you play. If you're going to be on any
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: of these shows, and even people that do SNL, they know,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: that's why they do apologies years later. You're doing a
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: pop culture thing, and if you start to be so
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: protective of, what if I do a movie with this
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: person in the future, you're not, it's just the gambling.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: You might lose a part here or there, but she's
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: not known as a sketch actor or something, and she
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: didn't take a stand on Jimmy Kimmel and get some other,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: who knows if she even got paid for this Funny
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: or Die thing. But it's just interesting how, again, how
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: things linger and whether it's a comment that you said
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: on a podcast now about somebody.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: And they'll find it.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: They remember they find it and they're like, you're out.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: People go way deep into everything. And now, you know,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: we're going on like 20 years of people putting stuff
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: on the Internet, whether it be on MySpace, Facebook, sketches,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: that funny or die. It's crazy.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, I remember when we used to go back
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: to our Chelsea Lately days, we used to do the
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: guest hosts. We had a lot of guest hosts come
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: in when Chelsea wasn't there. And, of course, we would
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: pitch the same jokes we'd pitch to Chelsea who would
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: do anything. I mean, I often say, you know, we
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: used to just go on the roundtable and the topic
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: would be Mariah Carey's fat. And go and people would
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: do their jokes about it. And we'd be arrested for
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: that today. But when we'd have like these guest hosts
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: who were just like, and they're like, there's no way.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know. Oh, it's kind of what we do
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: it here. I remember the guy who was married to-
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Dax Shepard. Dax Shepard. He was just like, no way.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing any of this.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: He was smart.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I know. He was smart.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He was really smart. He didn't even know what
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: a podcast was back then, but it's good that he
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: didn't say these things. Yeah. And I don't think we
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: ever thought about that. But then even with She- She
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: started to say no longer talk about this person, this person,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: this person. Because then she was truly becoming an A-lister.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: And they shared the same agents and she was social
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: with them and everything. And also she probably also saw
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: that these little funny jabs and things are hurtful to people.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: It's their real life, you know? So the show did
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: kind of change because of that. But I thought that
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: was interesting. Tiffany Haddish, who was also on Chelsea Lately
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: back in the day.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: She went on Nick Cannon's podcast and she said back
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: when she was struggling.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Before, you know, she really was like a household name
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: or whatever. I think she could have still been like
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: acting at this point, but not super famous. She had
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: a fake person, a fake persona online named Rosalind, who
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: was a maid. at one time to Halle Berry, a
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: total made up thing.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: And then she would sell her own underwear online for
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: $ 300 and say it was Halle Berry's.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I kind of can't believe, I mean, she is such
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: an open face sandwich. This is one of those things
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: where I'm like, but listen, I, first of all, I
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: love that she told the story. And I also think
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: it's kind of genius. If you're such an idiot, to
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: believe it or want to sniff Halle Berry's underwear, then
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: you deserve to be taken for $ 300. I mean, it's
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: not like she took, you know, it's not like she
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: screwed over an orphanage for a charity event. I mean,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: she just was like.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: A bunch of pervs with a couple extra bucks.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, well, how is this any worse than
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: selling your own farts instead of buying it? How do
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: we know they're your farts? How do we know that
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: you're not going to your 13-year-old gassy brother and collecting his?
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: You know, like, I don't know.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: And if you're such a loser that you would buy this,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: then good.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, Halle Berry's, I don't know.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Should Halle Berry be mad? I think Halle Berry should
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: laugh her ass off and be like, Tiffany, let's do
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: a movie together. Like, if I was Halle, I'd be like,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I'm so flattered.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: And I understand you're struggling, and you're just a genius,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: and I love that you're, like, spilling the juice now.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Good for her.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: That's a good way to make a buck. So she
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: said she was Halle Berry's housekeeper and she had access.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: She said she was like her housekeeper at one time
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: named Rosalind. Yeah. Maybe she was curling that, but she said,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I acted like I was her housekeeper and then I
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: had her underwear. But then she would sell her own.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: So I guess, you know, they weren't like washed or whatever.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: That's the whole fun of it, I guess.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: So you get them and go, I mean, God, thank
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: God I don't have any of those kinks. You know,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess they just pop up on you
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: one day, you know, you don't ask for these things
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: to happen. One day it's like, God, I'd love to
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: sniff some panties.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I think that's what it is. I think you're online
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden something slips in and then
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: it's a dark way to hell.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: For certain people. For other people, you're like, I want
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: to erase that from my memory. But for other people,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: then they're just like, yeah, I've got 300 burning in
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: my pocket. Let me send it to this Rosalind woman
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: in this P.O. box. Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Tom Cruise. This article came out. That Tom Cruise has
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: found a new flame. The Mission Impossible star 62 has
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: sparked romance rumors with Spanish singer Victoria Canal 25, whom
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: he met at a Gastonbury Festival in England earlier this year.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, let me look into this story
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: a little bit more. Huge age difference. He hasn't been
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: with someone a long time, hasn't seen Suri since she
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: was like 10. You know, what's his deal? So then
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: right at the top, she writes, Victoria Canal with a
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: blue check. Guys, I am not dating Tom Cruise. This
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: is really insane, LOL. Oh, so she's... So she's like,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I am not.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I guess you just take a picture of him. Because
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: I remember a couple of months ago, they said he
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: was Shakira. They just shaken hands or something. And I'm like,
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Shakira and Tom Cruise are dating.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I just remember when they were so between Nicole Kidman and...
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: And Katie Holmes, when they were just, like when all
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: that stuff came out, that they were like, certain people
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: were auditioning for the part, whether it was like Selma,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: or they wanted Selma Hayek, she didn't want it. Then
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: there was this other Persian actress that like, didn't really
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: know what she was getting involved in.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: The role of what, his girlfriend?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, would you want to be his girlfriend and
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: meet him and maybe you really will fall in love,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: but in the meantime, you're going to like, it's going
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: to skyrocket your career. And then somehow, somebody, this is
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: what I kind of remember, Remember reading an article and
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Katie Holmes was like, oh, my biggest crush growing up
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: with Tom Cruise. I had a poster on my... And
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: then they're like, let's check out this girl for him. Yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: And then she was like, yeah, I'm still totally into it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: So they're like sold.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: And the rest is history.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I remember vividly watching the Oprah when he jumped on
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: the couch.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: With excitement.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: I remember it. Going home like three o'clock in the afternoon.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Channel seven here in LA.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: And I... I remember calling my buddy going, are you
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: watching Oprah? Tom Cruise is like losing his mind.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Or how excited he was.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: The next day, it was just like everywhere. Him just
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: going berserk. Yeah. Katie Holmes and jumping on the couch.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I totally remember that. He did one of those jumps,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: you know, that now are like exercise jumps where you're
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: supposed to just like jump with like both feet.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: And he was able to do it. I mean, he's
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: always been very physical, obviously, doing his own.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Did you see this thing he's doing next week?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: What's he doing? He's.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: He's going to parachute onto the Hollywood sign and hand,
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: I guess you hand off the Olympics to the next city.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: It's a thing.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: So where the next city in 2028. And so I
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: guess Tom Cruise is going to parachute onto the Hollywood
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: sign and hand off the Olympics to Los Angeles next
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: week here.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I feel like this can only go wrong for Tom Cruise.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Me too. I'm like feeling like. I hope he's listening
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop and he just goes.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Like, why not let a real paratrooper person that, you know,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: does this all the time, like former Marine or current
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Marine or whatever these people are. Why not? What would
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: be really cool if he was like, I'm so gosh,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I would love to do this. But you know what?
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: It's such a cool honor. I want to give it
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: to this really decorated guy. But I'm going to be
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: there at the bottom to be like, hey.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: That would be like a mature, cool thing. Then look
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: at me at 62 doing it. Like, we got it.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: We got it, weirdo. Yeah. And if something tragic does happen,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: that's also going to suck for everybody, not just him.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: We don't want to see that in real time.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I think he'll be all right. I mean, but it
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: is going to happen. I thought it was a joke
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: when I read it. I really thought it was like
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: an Onion article, but it's real.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: It's just such a thirst thing. Like, I still got it! Like,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I was watching like J-Lo and she's, You know, in
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: a beautiful dress, walking her bike to like the Hamptons
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Ralphs or whatever. And she's like, oh, basically doing what
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: like we do. Oh, hello. I didn't see you there.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Look, here's my Delano cocktail here at the local BevMo
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: or whatever it was.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Let's go in. And she's got her assistant filming her. Oh,
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I can't find it. I can't find it. I can't
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: find it. And then she's like, oh, I love this Delano. Like,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take it all. I'm going to take
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: the margarita, the skinny margarita mix, which I'm like, that's
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: a cheater brand of Bethany Frakel sees you. And they're
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: both in the Hamptons talking. Anyway, she's going, she's taking
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: all her things. She checks it out. The girl acts
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: like she doesn't know who she is, you know, as
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: part of it. And I'm like, I've said this before, like,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, you are J-Lo.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Why not have a little mystery? I guess it's too
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: late now. Again, like, it's the toothpaste out of the tube.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Now you're just this influencer. Now you're peddling. You're competitive,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: so you want to make sure that this brand is
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: not a flop. So you're doing everything you can. And
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I've never tried it. Maybe it is delicious. She says
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: it's lower in alcohol. and lowering calories but i'm like
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: well then why have any alcohol at all yeah like
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: if i'm not going to get the buzz why don't
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: i just have a la croix yeah you know what
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: i mean like and put a fresh orange in it
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: like totally why even but anyway i.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: This is why i believe like a daniel day lewis
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: like when you go see his movies like oh my
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: god he's amazing uh you know as lincoln or whatever
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: it's because you don't know what he's like and really
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: you don't see him on playing ping pong on Jimmy Fallon.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: So like JLo, like she'll always be in her movies.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: They'll never be great because like, well, I know what
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: she's like in real life. Like Daniel Day-Lewis, you don't
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: see him looking for his margarita mix. So I like
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: a guy, you just never see them do anything else
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: other than their roles. I think Tom Cruise is a
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: little like that. You don't really see him do a
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: ton outside of his acting.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Well, in our day, like before all, everyone had, you know,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Instagram and a podcast and everything. I remember like only
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: once ever, like five, six years, Madonna would come on Oprah.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: And it would be like her new thing or she
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: just had a baby or, you know, and I was
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: just so intrigued to know how she thought about things
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: and everything. Cause I was such a fan of her music,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: but I didn't really know that much. I didn't know
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: her every thought. I didn't know where she stood on everything.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: And it was like, I do think that's, kind of
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: a shame. I don't know how you can do it
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: without being all over the internet.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: But maybe the interview part, you keep a little more. Right. Private,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: you know, like where you, maybe you just post pretty
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: photos and like, I'm out, but maybe you don't do
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: the eating food while you're talking or putting on your
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: makeup or get ready with me or like acting like
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: you're shopping at the grocery store for your product. Like,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: like maybe you don't do that.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Everyone's got to sell.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: We all are desperate, desperate, desperate losers.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: This amazing. A plane was grounded, an emergency landing. They
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: were going from New York to L.A. They had to
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: stop in Phoenix because a passenger saw lice, like a
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: little piece, like a lice going in a woman's head
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: and told the flight attendant. And they were like, we
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: got to get this plane on the ground, get everybody
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: off before everyone gets lice.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Well, is that the worst thing in the world? I mean,
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I feel you land a plane for that.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Your daughter is five.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: She is five, yes.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: She has not had a lice incident yet. No.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Thank the Lord.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: It's coming?
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: And I also hope they have better things to control lice.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: But when we were at Chelsea lately, I got the
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: call from the school. We're in the writer's meeting that
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: all three kids have been checked. Coincidentally, my daughter, Mackenzie,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: who had long, thick, gorgeous hair, she didn't have the lice. Oh.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Both the boys had the lice, which- Peter picked him
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: up and just got them buzz cuts, not killed the lice.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: But I was like, I better go home and I
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: better get checked. So I left and I went and
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: got checked at the school.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And there's like lice ladies, you know?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: And they see I have it.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: You did?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I did. So now I go, and you don't even
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: know where to begin because there's shampoos and there's combs
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: and everything. But now there's these women that have made
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: full businesses.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Out of it. Yeah, they have like a storefront.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Call me and I come and get rid of your lice, okay?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: So I go and I'm texting and telling you guys, okay,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going. You know, the boys, their heads have been shaved,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: so they're clear. McKenzie never had it. And I'm like,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: and now I'm getting it taken out, but I can
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: be back by like 1.30 p.m. And they're like, don't come.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Just don't come.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I don't even remember that.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: And so then that night I watched the show. And
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: they did a whole cold open about my lice.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: And they had me smiling. And then they zoom in
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: my head. And they had Jiffy on roller skates looking
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: like a bug.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: And they said, lice, slice, baby. And he was roller
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: skating through my head. I thought it was so funny.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: But then like my sister had a lice thing and
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I remember she had to get rid of all like
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: clean the pillows, the couches and everything. And then about
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: two weeks later, one of the kids came back with it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: And I just remember like this is a person who's
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: a lawyer. She's been in murder trials. She has had
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: to pass the bar and she just was ready to
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: end her life. She just was like, I don't know
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: how this nightmare will ever end. I don't know how
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: I'm ever going to keep the lice out.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: I never had. I never had it. And it wasn't,
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think we ever had it growing up, my
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: brothers or anything. I remember growing up, it was the
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: worst thing you could possibly get in school.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: That and scoliosis.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: It was the worst rumor too. Like I remember a
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: girl was supposed to come over to spend the night
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: and they said, oh no, this wasn't, this wasn't. I
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: was supposed to go to this girl's house and so
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: my parents could go out to dinner. My sister was
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: gone so no one could watch me. I was too
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: young to stay by myself. And it was like a
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: big event And I remember the woman called and said,
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I just want you to know Mary Beth has lice.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: We went, we cleaned it, whatever, but I'm sure you
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: don't want to have your daughter spending the night on
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: our pillows and stuff. And my mom was like, no,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you got it. She didn't want to miss
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: that fun party. And then I was like, and then
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: my friend was like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why is it so embarrassing? And I was like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: all right, I won't tell anyone at school, but it
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: was really like you're a leper.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: I think these days it's a little better. Of course
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: it is. But back then it was like you were
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: a leper. That and mononucleosis. Remember that one?
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: She's got mono.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: What?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the lice.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Kissing disease.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: When they do the lice checks, they bring you out.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: And then if that kid didn't come back.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: That's right. You just do lice check and you. We
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: had the same kid, my school. Same kid got taken out,
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: lice and scoliosis. Richie Parola. Oh, to pour back.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Remember in the Snoopy, there was like that stinky?
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That was like.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Pig pen. Pig pen. Like so mean.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. He was a dirty kid.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Well, anyway, meanwhile, also on a plane, this
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: New Jersey man went berserk on a plane. He tried
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: to have sex with the attendant. He was groping her.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not insane. Apparently, when they finally arrested him,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: landed the plane, all that stuff, he had had 10
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: marijuana gummies before taking the flight.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's more crazy people on the planes
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: than ever, but I just think that, yeah, I don't
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: know what these people are doing. It must be that.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: It must be like marijuana gummies or something out there.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Because the drinking, you can kind of see before you
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: get on the flight. Yeah. But the marijuana gummies, they'll
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: hit you later. I have 10 of them.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: My God.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Zac Efron.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Zac Efron. Now, he was in Ibiza, and all they
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: said is it was a swimming incident, and he was
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: taken to a hospital, but now he's fine and having
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: fun shirtless again.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Good. This guy, something's up with this guy. There's always
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: weird stories around. Remember years ago, downtown L.A., he got
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: in some sort of, it was like 3 o'clock in
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: the morning or something. There was a weird incident in
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: downtown L.A. where he was in a fight or arrested
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: or something. The face is always, I can't tell if it's,
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, he said he fell, and that's why he
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: needed to get a restructure of his face.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, but he just had a movie that everyone
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: loved where he's like a professional wrestler or something?
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the most depressing movie. It's a true story
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: about all these brothers who committed suicide. Wrestling brothers. It's
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: a good movie. He's excellent in it, but it's, oh
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: my God, it's depressing.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Well, then of course I somehow went down a dark
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: hole on the internet, and there's people saying that He,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: along with all these other people, were yacht boys and girls.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: That go on billionaires' yachts, and they make more money
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: being a sexual companion than they do on their movies.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: And at one time, supposedly.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: He was a yacht boy?
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: I don't believe it.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: No, I don't believe it either.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I don't believe it. And I also believe that you
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: get invited to things just because Yeah, they meet you
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: and you're a little bit of a star. It doesn't
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: mean that just because you're hanging out with billionaires and
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: you're a little bit famous and attractive that you are
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: having to do gross stuff. Yeah. So I don't believe
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: that story. Tori Spelling, speaking of gross stuff, she said, jokingly,
• 58:46
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• 58:48
  Speaker 2: have to do OnlyFans to pay for it.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: She's someone else. Several actresses have just said that. I
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: might have to do OnlyFans to pay the bills. That
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: one girl from Sopranos, she says she paid her mortgage
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: on OnlyFans. Yes. Drea de Mateo.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, you know what? You can't blame them. But,
• 59:09
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• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: And also, I'm just like.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Candy spelling.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. Denise Richards did it. And it
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: doesn't seem to like. It doesn't seem like her career
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: has been stunted or grown because of it. The only
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: thing that's grown is her account.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: So what are you going to do? And you know,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: you're not, you know, sure, maybe you'll do it till
• 59:30
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• 59:33
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• 59:35
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• 59:38
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• 59:40
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• 59:43
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• 59:45
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• 59:49
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• 59:52
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• 59:52
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• 59:55
  Speaker 2: you do write back or you send a photo or
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: you do send a pair of underwear or something for,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: you know, a few hundred dollars and you have someone
• 1:00:02
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• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Because you're never physically really ever talking to them. So
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: you have like assistants do that correspondence.
• 1:00:10
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• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: to me is one of those things that you take,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: you don't want to, you get it, you buy it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: You're like, these are Halle Berry, you know? And then
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: you sniff it and then you're done with it. But
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: it's something you don't want to throw away. You know,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: it's like, you know, the Apple phone box, you know,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: you get it. I get such a nice box. I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: don't want to throw this away. So you keep it.
• 1:00:34
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• 1:00:36
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• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: are these? Halle Berry's panties. I mean, it's just going
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: to like I feel like that way about like sex toys, like,
• 1:00:46
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• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Have Halle Berry's panties, you could say they're Tiffany Haddish's panties.
• 1:00:53
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• 1:00:58
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• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: my Juicy Scoop Obsessed. It is a fake account. It's
• 1:01:04
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• 1:01:06
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• 1:01:07
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• 1:01:21
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• 1:01:23
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• 1:01:27
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• 1:01:30
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• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: with the red thing. And then if someone thought this
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: was me, then they would click and then they would
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: get on this fake person's OnlyFan page and then maybe
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: want to stay.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: But what's on the OnlyFans? Is it you?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know if it's me.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Like, in a compromised position. Or if it's just a
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: person trying to get any traffic to their OnlyFans people
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: by using celebrity, pretending to be a celebrity fan page.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: But I do not have an OnlyFans.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: No. Not yet, at least.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: I definitely don't.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I definitely won't. That's not your thing. Come on.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: That's not your thing. You're not going down that road.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe I'll sell these shorts. These are my beet-stained
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: shorts is what I'm going to sell next.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Get it, you pervs. Yes.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Costco, this person was able to return a five-year-old mattress,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: got the refund, everything.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Costco used to take back.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: They still do.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They do?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: They really take back anything. It's insane.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Now, I came across this article a while ago. They
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: said both Jimmy Kimmel and John Mulaney, how do you
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: say his name?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Mulaney, John Mulaney.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Mulaney, John Mulaney, very funny comedian. They both said, I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: don't want to do the Oscars.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: That's unfortunate because I thought- I actually think he'd be good. Oh,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: John Mulaney would be great.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I know. And I was- And I think Kimmel gets
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: the job done. Because he had a really funny speech
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: this year.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: And there was talk that he was going to do it.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: And that would have been fun. It's, yeah. I'm sorry
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: that he's not.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I think Jimmy Kimmel is just like, I don't want
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Did it.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: And also just like, he's probably like, Oh my God,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: this year with the Olympics and everything, not the Olympics
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: with the election, I'm sure he's getting really vocal and
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: he's probably getting a lot of, you know, discourse. And
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: he's probably just like, I think he's kind of retiring anyway.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: I think he's done with the show too.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I thought you were saying the summer off. Is it
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: on right now where people are doing guest hosting?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: There's guest hosting.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, I mean, Yeah, I get why people don't
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: want to stop that routine, but it's not like he
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: needs it. And he has young kids, so it's like,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Who should do it? What will happen?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: I posted that I would do it. I said, you're welcome, America.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: I'll do it.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why not?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Of course it would be a disaster. Of course everyone
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: would say I sucked. Of course everyone would say that
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: they– not everyone. Some people would say I made them chuckle.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Two people would say they liked my second gown.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: But what do you got to lose? I think anyone
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: that has something to lose is not going to do it. Yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: You got to get somebody that is just either so
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: big that they don't get a fuck, like Ricky Gervais.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Or they're so up and coming that they're like, even
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: if it sucks, which it will, it'll get my name
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Tiffany Haddish would be good.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Give it to her. Have her bring out those underwear.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Have her make fun of it all and just
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: be like, actually, it would be like a fresh take.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Gosh, you should thank us for this episode. Okay. So
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: our boy, Travis, went, we're beer for you, was the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: shirt he had on when he went to Morgan Wallen's concert. Now,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Morgan Wallen is a country singer and a Christian, and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: he came out in his chief shirt with number seven.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Number seven is the controversial player who did the commencement
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: speech about At the more conservative Catholic college saying that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: women's real vocation in life should be women's mothers and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: whatever wives. So people are like, what's that about? And
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: then they look deeper into it. And when Morgan Wallen
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: played sports, he was always number seven too. So is
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: he cheering that guy on or is he just wearing
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: his letter? And like, who cares?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Like, who cares? And so then Travis was there. And,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: you know, of course, you know, she's doing great, Taylor Swift.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: There's rumors that they're getting engaged any day. My momentum
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: is lost on this relationship. I don't care anymore. I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: officially don't care.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Well, because I think when football season starts again, you'll
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: see it in the crowd maybe. Yeah, I think everyone.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: But that's what you– if you were them, you'd want
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: the momentum to be lost. You should be like, yeah,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: let's just– now we're doing it for a while. So
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: let's just live day to day.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: There's also a theory that she really is like the–
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: genius in all of this. And all these relationships are
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: fun and she's never very serious about all of them,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: including him.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Are you familiar with someone named Chapel Roan? Do you
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: know who Chapel Roan is? I don't know why more
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: people aren't talking about Chapel Roan.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Who's Chapel Roan?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: She's like this singer. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Oh, okay.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I know the song.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great song. But she just did Lollapalooza
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: this weekend in Chicago. And she's doing all these festivals. Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: And millions of people show up. It's crazy. She's not
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: even the headliner of these things. You have to see
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: the crowds.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Awesome. Good for her.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Almost to the point where she's almost bigger than Taylor Swift,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: but nobody knows who she is. I mean, people do,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: but not as much as Taylor Swift.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: We could have a new person.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Chapel Roan. That's the new one.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: But they also say that she... we'll drop these remixes
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: of songs and stuff right at the strategic time. So
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: a Billie Eilish or a Charlie X who would be
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: number one, then don't. And so, again, I don't think
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: that's terrible. I think, so what? You want to be
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: number one all the time. That doesn't mean that you're
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: not a girl's girl. It just means I'm my number
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: one person. And if I want to drop this thing
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: that's waiting over here so that it gets to be
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: number one.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: That's kind of the way I feel about watching the
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Olympics we were talking about earlier. You know, there's some
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: people who came from different countries who just had the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: unfortunate of coming up with, like, Simone Biles at the
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: same time, the same age, every Olympics they were with her.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm always going to be bronze. I'll
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: never beat her. And so, yeah, that's the same thing.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: If you're in her time, you're just going to be
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: second always to Taylor Swift.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: And so Dave Grohl, he got asked about his comment
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: about her and he's like, I'm never speaking about that again.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: And basically he was asked somewhere and he was like, oh,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: we have an heiress tour too. We've made lots of
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: eras like actually playing live. I'm paraphrasing. So it was
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: like a little bit of a diss. Yeah. So it
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: was a little bit of a diss.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: And, you know, when any guy is, of his age,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: especially being white and straight, is gonna at all diss
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: her in any way, or like, I don't get it.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think the songs are that great. It's not
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: for you. It's like if all of a sudden I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: was just like, I don't get the whole football thing,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: running around with a, and I was like serious, and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: my opinion actually mattered. It's like, not everything is for you, dude.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Not everything is for you to enjoy it. If you
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: don't like it, don't like it, whatever. And of course,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: you know, then they have to shake in their boots.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: The Swifties wrote me something mean online.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: I'm so scared.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: He said a little funny thing. He realized it was
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: a dangerous thing to say.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: He was performing live.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: And now he knows just like, don't even fucking ask
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: me about her. But that's the other thing. Sometimes when
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: somebody does something or says something and then they get
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: this bad. then the then the the next thing happens
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: is they never mention you right and they never want
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: to fuck with you good or bad because they're like
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: literally he's probably literally afraid to even like meet her
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: or even if she was like i want to collab
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: with you he'd probably be like That's okay. I don't
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: even want to touch this because- No, it's too wild.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: It's too wild what he might get.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, just think what's going to happen to, if
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: they ever break up, her and Travis Kelsey. I mean, God,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: that guy's going to get killed, Travis Kelsey.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: They'll just, I mean, the amount of backlash. Not that
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: they're breaking up, I'm just saying.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: I wonder if she was going to be, you know
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: how sometimes guys will just act- Kind of dickish and
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: awful because they want the narrative be that the girl
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: broke up with them because they know that the backlash
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: will be worse if the girl broke up with them.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: I wonder if she's almost the opposite. If this is true,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: does she play that so that she gets broken up with,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: so that she has the great narrative and the great
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: album coming?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: We'll see.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Like she kind of makes it appear that she was
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: the one that was heartbroken.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Wow. You might be on to something. I know.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: I might be. I've kind of just thought of it.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Watch them come after me. I'm just speculating. This person
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: from a microphone that doesn't know anything. Fun times. Kanye
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: and his wife, she's full boob out.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Full boob out.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Full boob out. This one is completely sheer. But I
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: also saw another one where I thought the boobs were
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: just out, not even covered. Not even covered in like
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: a sheer nylon.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: I did see that. when he was giving his manager
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: a Tesla or something, a Cybertruck. Did you see that?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: At this restaurant in Santa Monica.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: What bothers me more is not that she wears nothing.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: It's that he is wearing a hoodie and a black
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: leather jacket in one of our worst heat waves ever
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: here in Los Angeles.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Why is no one talking about how that's more disturbing
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: than her being naked? I am like, how are we
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: not worried that he's going to drop dead? Just walking her,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: walking his naked wife into a restaurant while he has
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: four layers of clothes on is more dangerous than her
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: being groped.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: There was like a table for 10 people, the video
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: I saw, and she's got her tits out.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Just tits out, just tits.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: And poor other people are like, I don't know, I'm
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: not supposed to look, I guess, but all I want
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: to do is look. So I feel bad for the
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: other people.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: And then you know somebody went to their partner, whoever
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: was the one that was invited, whoever, the plus one
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: or whatever- has at one point gotten in the car
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: and said, I could have paid for my own penne.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: I could have paid for my own penne. This was
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: not fucking worth it. I was so terrified. God forbid
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: your eye wanders at her nip and then Kanye wants
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: to kill you. It was such a weird test. And
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: you're just supposed to be talking about her tits. Oh,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: did you have fun going to Target with Saint and Penelope?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: And what other Kardashian kids did you go to Target
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: with when you got to finally wear a cloak Right. Like, what?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Good for them.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Weirdos. Cardi B pregnant with a third baby.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Still getting divorced, but it's Offset's baby.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought they were done.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, they are done.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, but she's pregnant again?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why not?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, good. Are you familiar with the Hallmark Channel at all?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: Do you watch anything on the Hallmark Channel?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: No, but of course I'm familiar with it.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: That it's just very calming because the shows are just
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: dork city but fun.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Well, in July, it's called Christmas in July.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this, but so the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: entire month of July, they do Christmas movies all month long.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: So they just replay new ones.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: New ones. Okay. Now, August is hot summer August. And
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a couple of synopsis.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: You better be paid by the Hallmark Channel for this.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: This is tonight on the Hallmark Channel. Romance with a twist. Okay.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: You want to hear about it?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Ex-dancer Luna. Pairs up with Bennett, a world-class aerialist, when
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: he finds himself without a partner for his upcoming silks
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: performance for the local arts festival. See?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Wait, so now it's like an Olympic thing?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Ex-dancer Luna. She's an ex-dancer. See, stay with the plot, okay?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: She's an ex-dancer. She pairs up with Bennett. He's a
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: world-class aerialist. He finds out he doesn't have a partner
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: for his silks performance.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: And then they have to learn a new thing.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to... You know how to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: finish this plot, right?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Well, it reminds me of the show Ice Capades.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Where the hockey player... Robbie Benson? Has to help this
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: ice skater.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: That was The Cutting Edge.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: You know, she was my girlfriend in high school, Moira Kelly,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: the star of The Cutting Edge.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: I remember the story. Anyway.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Was she a real ice skater? No. Oh, that was
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: like a double?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: No. I don't want to ruin the movie.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: But it's one person taking on a different sport. So
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: they're going to have some fights. They're going to have
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: some arguments. But then in the end, of course, they're
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: going to get tangled up in the silt.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: And then two perfect bodies are going to be like,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: you're disgusting. Don't touch me. Why do I have to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: get so close to this gross perfect body? And then
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: they're going to end up in love. But all these
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Hallmark Chetters, are they so wholesome that they don't have like...
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: a drunken, mistaken bone ever. It's always like a proper courtship, right?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you brought that up because here comes 9 p.m.,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: autumn dreams. You ready for autumn dreams? A young couple's
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: spur-of-the-moment marriage is immediately annulled by the bride's parents. Years later,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: they discover that a glitch in the paperwork means that
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: they are still husband and wife.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: And they obviously have to move in together in order
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: to get a proper divorce in what weird state?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, how great is that? Just, I mean, this is...
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Already it's a good movie. Just from those five lines
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: I've read.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: So I was fascinated by.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Autumn Dreams, 9 p.m.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, I asked somebody, this girl that was a star
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: on a lot of them, and then she would write them,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: and I kind of said, I totally appreciate your success,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: but I was curious why this is a hit. And
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  Speaker 2: I asked my one friend that liked them, and she said,
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  Speaker 2: because unlike a Lifetime movie where the nanny is actually
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  Speaker 2: a murderer or whatever... Those movies are good. To me,
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  Speaker 2: I like those movies. But they do bring anxiety in
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  Speaker 2: your body. And the reason people watch these, whether it's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: the July, the Christmas, whatever, there's no, nobody's getting hurt.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Nobody is getting fucked over. The environment's not going bad.
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  Speaker 2: They're just moving to a small town.
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  Speaker 3: Just ribbon dancing.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, it's just a way to get your
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  Speaker 2: mind to like, not give you anxiety.
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  Speaker 3: And also they find good-looking people that aren't big stars.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like Tom Cruise.
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  Speaker 2: How soon before J-Lo does one, though?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think they'd let her. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: got to be like these people that nobody knows who
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  Speaker 3: they are.
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  Speaker 2: If she finds out how much money these movies make, watch,
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  Speaker 2: she'll start doing them.
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  Speaker 3: At 5 p.m. today, I'll be watching Dash of Love
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  Speaker 3: when an aspiring chef lands an assistant job at her
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  Speaker 3: idol's restaurant. She's convinced....
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  Speaker 2: The pants are going and then he comes around and
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  Speaker 2: he goes and he comes behind her and he goes
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  Speaker 2: this is how you do the filet and she's like.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even finish the you ready for this hold
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  Speaker 3: on she's convinced her big break is just around the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: corner after a rocky start what you just did she
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: befriends the handsome executive chef and they begin bonding in
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: the kitchen Dash of Love, 5 p.m. today.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, fine.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: Chris, besides being with me in Texas, tell me where
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: else they can enjoy you besides Texas this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: The next time you can see me.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Out there live is Sacramento Punchline. I will be at
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Sacramento Punchline September 4th, Wednesday night.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Sacramento, California. And then San Francisco, California at Cobbs the 5th.
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  Speaker 3: And then, of course, I head to the Funny Bone
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: in Cincinnati on September 25th. And the Funny Bone in Columbus,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: September 26th. On and on and on and on.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Fun September for Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Frangola.fun has everything. Cover to cover is the podcast. Come
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  Speaker 3: over and listen.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone loves Chris Frangola and everything about him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy to be back. Thank you for having me.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen you in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Always. We were on vacation.
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  Speaker 3: There was time.
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  Speaker 2: There was time to figure it out. Of course, you're
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: always welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Father of one.
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  Speaker 3: Father of one that I got to go pick up
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Husband of one.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Husband of one.
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  Speaker 2: But a star to many. Oh, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I'll take that. That sounds like a Lifetime movie or
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: a Hallmark movie.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Love you, Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Bye. Bye.
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