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OUTRO: The Love-Making Schedule · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: She's got us small? Do you d D?
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  Speaker 2: Do you d D?
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  Speaker 3: Do you do?
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  Speaker 2: We? Do?
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  Speaker 3: We do? Do we?
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  Speaker 4: You?
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  Speaker 3: Hurry up? Pugs biks fuck around all day? He had
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  Speaker 3: to do a job man Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Ortuing into them four to seven.
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  Speaker 4: Every weekday on Radio Hadraki.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks mate, Thanks mate, No worries.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get on a last night, Maggie?
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  Speaker 2: Ah?
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  Speaker 5: No, not last night?
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  Speaker 3: Did you make love?
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  Speaker 5: Sweet sweet love?
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  Speaker 1: No, not last night?
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  Speaker 3: How often you make love.
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  Speaker 5: Varies greatly in her marriage, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 3: It does?
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  Speaker 1: Gibbs and flows, Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: Sure not like here, you're ruder, your mad dog.
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  Speaker 1: Your six son of a bee? Um anywhere up to
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  Speaker 1: ten times a week up to.
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  Speaker 3: I used to flat with a guy in my heyday.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Well I'm not nah nah you know like there were
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  Speaker 4: a couple of guys and a couple of women that
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  Speaker 4: I faded with and him and his part Because that
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  Speaker 4: him and his partner, they shared the room every day,
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  Speaker 4: every single day, sometimes twice a day.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I mean even me and my heyday.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't really, I mean maybe once, yeah, but not
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  Speaker 4: a single day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I was okay into quite an old
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  Speaker 1: an old age as well.
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  Speaker 3: Right really Yeah, when did you start dropping off? When
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  Speaker 3: you got married?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: The day I got married.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm of the I have the adage now of
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  Speaker 4: in thehilosophy.
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  Speaker 3: Of qualities more quality, not quality mogie.
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  Speaker 4: And and also you know, I mean I've noticed my
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  Speaker 4: own libidos drop. It dropped off, Wayne, there's wane from
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  Speaker 4: what it used to be.
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  Speaker 3: It's still very much there.
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  Speaker 5: Pugs just drooping really low.
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  Speaker 3: It's just it just.
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  Speaker 4: For me to commit to making love now it's a
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  Speaker 4: mental hurdle.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: I have to commit to it physically and mentally and emotionally.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then you've got to get the other party to
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  Speaker 3: do the same. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And thus there and loads the problem.
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  Speaker 3: You know. I was just curious, that's all. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: I was having a chat to Karen O'Leary today. She's
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  Speaker 1: got a podcast where she talks to people about their
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  Speaker 1: coming out stories. Yes, and there's a she's taking me
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  Speaker 1: through the names. I can't remember them all now, there's
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  Speaker 1: a top in the bottom obviously. Do you know about that, Jacen,
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  Speaker 1: you know what the top and the bottom is in
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  Speaker 1: a relationship, So no, I don't explain it to him.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think you spoke to Karen.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like you would probably be.
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  Speaker 3: Able to comment about the physical activa.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, they name it generally.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking the man on top the woman below or.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's less about it's less about a gender or sex.
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  Speaker 1: The bottom of somebody that.
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  Speaker 5: Submissive prefers to be what would you call it entered?
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  Speaker 3: Are we gonna this is varying very towards a disclaimer.
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  Speaker 1: And then the other one, and then that that's top
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  Speaker 1: likes to enter in the bottom is prefers to be entered.
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  Speaker 1: Then there is a there's another name which switch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's switch, the switch which is both the switch, which
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  Speaker 1: is both, but there's also another word and then and
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  Speaker 1: that person so some like both, but then there's another
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  Speaker 1: one that prefers it depending on the power within the dynamics.
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  Speaker 5: So there is a power bottom.
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  Speaker 3: Not that one.
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  Speaker 1: So and then there is a side of a power
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  Speaker 1: bottom and a side as somebody. Do you know about
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  Speaker 1: that one? Aside the side of somebody who doesn't like
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  Speaker 1: penetrative sex at all?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, we can't be for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. No, I had no idea, but it's.
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  Speaker 5: Good learning things.
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  Speaker 4: Things in terms of sexuality have really changed over the years.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you're talking your fluid and gender and all
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  Speaker 4: that sort of stuff. It's all it's all in there,
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  Speaker 4: isn't it, and at times find it a bit confusing.
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  Speaker 5: Or not in there or not in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I guess I'm probably old school.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mesh lights just sucks, just semi pr jeremy pants down.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's why they've got the button up front.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, mind you having Funnily enough, when I
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  Speaker 4: got home last night, my wife.
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  Speaker 5: Podcast was.
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  Speaker 4: Wearing some what I well, pajama pens flannel silk, No,
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  Speaker 4: they were they were like like very thin trackies, right,
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, ah, what are those pants? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that she looked unattractive on them. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just saying, I one, are those pants? And she said,
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  Speaker 4: the your pajama pans? And I went, what pajama pants?
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  Speaker 4: And she said, well, these are your pajama pants. I
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  Speaker 4: bought them for you. And I said, well, where the
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  Speaker 4: bloody hell were those her drawer and she said, in
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  Speaker 4: the bottom drawer. Ah, and I'll tell you I've never
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  Speaker 4: been in the bottom drawer, have you know? And apparently
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  Speaker 4: that's where all the pajamas and so forth are situated.
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  Speaker 3: And I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we've just got speaking of drawers in the light,
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  Speaker 1: we've just got to the new house there and the
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  Speaker 1: our bedroom's got not a walk in wardrobe. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a walking Oh you do walk in there, So that's
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  Speaker 1: entirely my wife's now the walk and wardrobe, and then
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  Speaker 1: all my ship is in the spare room. It's a
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  Speaker 1: pain in the ass, I can tell you what we've also,
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  Speaker 1: it's got a little lot on suite there. This is
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  Speaker 1: a rental by the way. People thinking I've got any money,
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  Speaker 1: he went after this and what's going on in there.
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  Speaker 1: There's no storage, there's no cabinet, there's no storage at all,
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  Speaker 1: which is annoying. No, so my wife has even to
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  Speaker 1: the other bathroom, which is good because I have limited
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  Speaker 1: amount of stuff, you know, I've just put my shirt
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  Speaker 1: on the window sill there and that's heaps. But they
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  Speaker 1: do have a lot of stuff, don't they, and the
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  Speaker 1: vast majority of it, to be honest, you know what
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  Speaker 1: it's like. It's like the kitchen cupboards. Buy heaves of shit,
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  Speaker 1: check it and they let it go off, but keep
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  Speaker 1: it for the rest of your life because the ship
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  Speaker 1: in there. I'm just like, you've never used it bathroom
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  Speaker 1: related well makeup?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like my my wife was never big on that stuff, right,
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  Speaker 4: And all of a sudden, there's so much shit in
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  Speaker 4: our bathroom and there's tinctures and moisturizes and all sorts
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  Speaker 4: of shit going on, so much so that in my
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  Speaker 4: tiny little square on the sink there, yes, it's now
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  Speaker 4: been encroached upon. Yes, this very morning actually strange, this
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  Speaker 4: very morn mogie.
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  Speaker 3: I walked into the bathroom and I said, what the
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  Speaker 3: fuss the shit?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she said, oh, sorry, that's my blah blah
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  Speaker 4: blah blah whatever it is. And I said, well, you know,
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  Speaker 4: on my side, let me tell you what I got.
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  Speaker 4: Do odorant, moisturizer, after.
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  Speaker 5: Shave, toothbrush, no toilet paper, tooth brushes.
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  Speaker 3: And the sort of center the dum and that's it.
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  Speaker 5: Nice, Yeah, peck of rubber.
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  Speaker 3: Joey's a pack of rubber Joey's and some rash cream. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, well, it's because that's what we hit in our
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  Speaker 1: vanity at the last place. And so my wife had
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  Speaker 1: four shelves. I had two, and then things start appearing
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  Speaker 1: on my shelf. No, no, no, no. I like to
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  Speaker 1: keep my things tidy because in there it gets piled up.
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  Speaker 1: There's piles of ship and because you've got so much,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get to use my MySpace. You've already got
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  Speaker 1: four that's heaps. I like it to have lots of
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  Speaker 1: room there that I can just know where things are.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not digging around. So anyway, that's what we got to.
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  Speaker 3: This is so I've got my little square on the sink, right.
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  Speaker 4: My wife's got the entire other side, plus the window silk.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, plus she has a stack. I'll stand up jaws,
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  Speaker 3: not big jaws.
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  Speaker 4: I'll give her that, not big jaws, fellows jaws nonetheless.
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  Speaker 3: Draws about Oh you know, they're about this deep? How deep?
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  Speaker 1: Say it? I can't see your other hand.
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  Speaker 2: How long are they?
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  Speaker 4: So it's long and it's about that wide and about
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  Speaker 4: that deep four deep. All of that full plus is
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  Speaker 4: the sink plus the window silk.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I heard a good thing about you know,
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  Speaker 1: people get heaps of You're gonna apply this to your wardrobe,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it would be good with this as well.
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  Speaker 1: So you take everything out of your wardrobe or actually
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  Speaker 1: know what you do is every time you wear something,
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  Speaker 1: feast of all, you take all your coat hangers and
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  Speaker 1: everything on a coat hanger, and you put them on
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  Speaker 1: the opposite way on the on the you know, on
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  Speaker 1: the bloody bard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then over the course of the next twelve months, everything
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  Speaker 1: that you wear, you turn that hook around. So at
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  Speaker 1: the end of twelve months you can see all of
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  Speaker 1: the things you've worn and all of the things that
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  Speaker 1: you haven't worn, and you take all of the things
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  Speaker 1: you haven't worn and you get fucking rid of them
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  Speaker 1: because you don't need them. If you haven't wont them
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  Speaker 1: in a year, you don't need them. Fuck them off year.
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  Speaker 4: I like it, And I don't know why I haven't
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  Speaker 4: done this, because I'm a real minimalist.
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  Speaker 3: That's my I watched a great dock.
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  Speaker 4: I watch great doc about minimalism and the people that
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  Speaker 4: live just a really minimalistic life and Marino. I got
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  Speaker 4: massively aroused by that. But I could look at my
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  Speaker 4: wardrobe right now and go gone gone gone gone gone, gone, gone,
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  Speaker 4: gone gone.
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  Speaker 1: You won't do that, no, because but you know what happened,
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  Speaker 1: Because she'll buy more. She'll buy more, she'll fill the space.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you've just got to have some shit.
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  Speaker 5: There is a space saver.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, mind you. Our wardrobes pretty evenly. Yeah, it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: There a lot of shoes though.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's a good thing about the new joint. There's
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  Speaker 1: a couple of shelves there for me because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to be in there at all. But I need
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  Speaker 1: to get some drawers. We've got no draws in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, actually she's got a cheste of draws.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to get hup somewhere to keep your dillies.
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  Speaker 4: Where do you keep your dillies?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the issue that I had is when
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  Speaker 2: I moved into my current residence Blair sure.
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  Speaker 5: More of a cave the day village, you calls it.
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  Speaker 3: Rubber city.
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  Speaker 2: There was a real like of storage there. There was
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  Speaker 2: like one tiny wardrobe, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The one what huh? One tiny wardrobe drobe?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah enough, Well.
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  Speaker 3: Not when you go, I tell her a fucking connage.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I had to get a you know there's
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  Speaker 2: like builder wardrobe things. Oh yeah, yourself in the room,
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  Speaker 2: so running one of those from from the Dilly's and
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  Speaker 2: you've got a little conny section on side.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm pretty staked.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have because you were saying you were saying
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  Speaker 4: that you have like a tool belt that you hang
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  Speaker 4: on your wardrobe with all your dillies in the pockets.
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  Speaker 2: Well what ones that will fit in there?
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  Speaker 5: And you've got a gun swinger's belt with two holestas. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: over the shoulder ones.
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  Speaker 2: But I've also got over the shoulder ones like that
• 12:39
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  Speaker 3: My bathroom ship up on the show. I think good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with it. Man.
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  Speaker 3: Up to you, I mean Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: If you feel waste your time listening to our carry on,
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  Speaker 4: build your boots sure, thanks mate, mm hmm