Hey Guys, We Need to Stop Being So Mean to Elon.

The Beautiful Mess by John Pavlovitz Podcast · Mar 19, 2025 · 3m

(Extreme Satire Warning)

Hey Everyone,

Enough’s enough here, OK?

This has all gone too far.

We all need to be nicer to Elon.

Last night, I watched the wealthiest man in the world on Fox News, pouring his heretofore undiscovered heart out while lamenting the loss of a few of his scorched, overpriced metal children. I felt so profoundly sad for him.

“I always thought that Democrats were supposed to be the party of empathy.” He said, clearly grieving.“ I’ve never done anything harmful, I’ve only done productive things: this doesn't make any sense. I think there are larger forces at work.”

I…