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Multiple Lawsuits Start Pride Month Off JUST GREAT · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:01
  Charles: (laughing)
• 0:04
  Charles: You know what?
• 0:05
  Charles: I have some beef with one of the hosts of this show.
• 0:11
  Charles: Who possibly could it be?
• 0:12
  Charles: That's Christopher Lanphear.
• 0:14
  Charles: That's Christopher Roland Lanphear.
• 0:16
  Charles: Roland.
• 0:19
  Charles: Not because there was a mishap
• 0:22
  Charles: at the beginning of the show,
• 0:23
  Charles: right?
• 0:24
  Charles: But it's the fact that you said that last week
• 0:27
  Charles: we didn't have any technical issues.
• 0:29
  Charles: (laughing)
• 0:30
  Charles: I think you jinxed it.
• 0:31
  Charles: I cursed us forever.
• 0:32
  Charles: You cursed this show by mentioning that,
• 0:36
  Charles: that we had a flawless show last week
• 0:39
  Charles: outside of the fact that only two people saw it.
• 0:43
  Chris: (laughing)
• 0:43
  Chris: I don't know what I was thinking.
• 0:46
  Chris: I'm the worst.
• 0:47
  Chris: It's fine.
• 0:49
  Charles: At least our mics are on.
• 0:50
  Charles: Can you explain how you noticed?
• 0:54
  Nora: I like to check that the stream is live
• 0:56
  Nora: because historically the stream hasn't always been live.
• 0:58
  Nora: And all of a sudden-
• 1:00
  Chris: Hey, that only happened once.
• 1:01
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:02
  Nora: I think it was more than once.
• 1:05
  Nora: So we check and all of a sudden I see me
• 1:09
  Nora: and hear the music in my ear coming from my phone
• 1:14
  Nora: and that wasn't right,
• 1:15
  Nora: that wasn't right.
• 1:17
  Charles: When we yelled in the back,
• 1:19
  Charles: "Hey,
• 1:20
  Charles: hey,
• 1:21
  Charles: check the screen!"
• 1:24
  Charles: We can see,
• 1:26
  Charles: so we can see like multiple cams on our end
• 1:29
  Charles: and we can see the Chris cam going.
• 1:35
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:38
  Chris: For those of you at home, it looks like this.
• 1:44
  Charles: Also,
• 1:45
  Charles: welcome back to the show, Mandy.
• 1:47
  Mandy: Hi.
• 1:48
  Charles: Your camera is so dark right now.
• 1:50
  Mandy: It is,
• 1:51
  Mandy: we've talked about that.
• 1:52
  Mandy: I think it's the camera of shame.
• 1:54
  Chris: It's the camera of sheep.
• 1:55
  Chris: It's the camera of poor lighting in this room.
• 1:58
  Chris: It's the little Chris cam.
• 2:00
  Charles: It's the little Chris cam.
• 2:01
  Charles: It is, your little Chris today.
• 2:03
  Charles: We need little Chris back.
• 2:04
  Charles: Yeah,
• 2:05
  Charles: so we should-
• 2:06
  Charles: So with that being said,
• 2:08
  Charles: welcome everybody.
• 2:09
  Charles: Let us roll that intro.
• 3:00
  Charles: Christopher Reginald Lanphear,
• 3:02
  Charles: what did we just fucking say?
• 3:04
  Charles: That's close, man.
• 3:05
  Charles: Right?
• 3:06
  Charles: What did we just say?
• 3:08
  Charles: Was your mic hot when you said that?
• 3:11
  Charles: No,
• 3:12
  Chris: that was the talkback.
• 3:13
  Charles: It was the talkback?
• 3:14
  Charles: So what did you just say,
• 3:15
  Charles: Chris?
• 3:16
  Charles: We need to know.
• 3:17
  Chris: I said at least we don't have to worry
• 3:19
  Chris: about the stream crashing all the time anymore.
• 3:22
  Chris: (laughing)
• 3:23
  Chris: Because of the computer we used to run the show with,
• 3:26
  Chris: well, run the graphics with,
• 3:28
  Chris: was less than reliable.
• 3:30
  Chris: And we had a couple instances where it crashed
• 3:33
  Chris: in the middle of the show.
• 3:35
  Chris: And thankfully we are not worrying about that anymore.
• 3:39
  Charles: It's fine.
• 3:41
  Charles: We're gonna make it through this week.
• 3:43
  Charles: Welcome everybody,
• 3:44
  Charles: it's Wednesday night,
• 3:46
  Charles: 7 p.m. Mountain and you're watching vibe check.
• 3:49
  Charles: I am your host Charles
• 3:51
  Charles: Joseph Kelly and with me the hostess with the mostest from coast is to coast is we've got Nora
• 3:58
  Charles: How are you doing Nora? I'm really good.
• 4:00
  Nora: I cut my hair for pride
• 4:03
  Charles: Incredible.
• 4:03
  Charles: Yeah,
• 4:04
  Charles: did you do it yourself?
• 4:05
  Nora: I did I went into the bathroom on Sunday and said to myself happy pride. Happy pride
• 4:12
  Charles: Things up,
• 4:13
  Charles: right
• 4:15
  Charles: And on the ones and twos,
• 4:17
  Charles: we've got Christopher Lanphear and Mandy.
• 4:20
  Charles: Mandy,
• 4:20
  Charles: welcome back, like I mentioned.
• 4:22
  Charles: It's so delightful having you here.
• 4:24
  Mandy: We missed you.
• 4:25
  Mandy: We missed you.
• 4:26
  Mandy: Aw, thanks, in my little dark corner of shame
• 4:28
  Mandy: where no one can see me.
• 4:31
  Charles: I do have beef with Mandy
• 4:34
  Charles: that I didn't necessarily put in the show notes,
• 4:36
  Charles: but Mandy in the chat last week
• 4:38
  Charles: was giving me a hard time about talking about sourdough.
• 4:44
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 4:44
  Mandy: It's just has there been a week without sourdough
• 4:48
  Charles: No,
• 4:48
  Charles: no,
• 4:48
  Charles: there hasn't there has not been a week without sourdough content and here you're absolutely right
• 4:54
  Charles: I feel like we do have a tendency of talking about sourdough a little bit too much a tendency
• 5:01
  Charles: Hey,
• 5:01
  Nora: you know what dedicated spot for it. So don't worry.
• 5:04
  Nora: We will keep it to that that spot
• 5:07
  Nora: And with that being said we can move on to the next thing
• 5:10
  Charles: You know wait before we do before we do Chris before before we started the show
• 5:16
  Charles: You did mention how we want to talk about the things that are passionate to us
• 5:20
  Charles: And we're very passionate about sourdough, so we talk about sourdough
• 5:24
  Chris: Well ever when you when you say we you're not referring to all of us
• 5:29
  Mandy: Some of us had our Doug's sourdough die a horrendous
• 5:34
  Mandy: Mildewy powdery death
• 5:38
  Chris: Significant trauma and would like some time to properly mourn and get over it and then perhaps get back on the horse
• 5:46
  Charles: And at a later time and with that we have a specific
• 5:51
  Charles: sourdough segment now called Doug talk where we can only talk about Doug and
• 5:57
  Charles: soured Doug varieties
• 6:00
  Charles: Within this segment.
• 6:01
  Mandy: How is that working out for you?
• 6:02
  Charles: You have to mention it at least once.
• 6:05
  Chris: This was not approved by two of the four people
• 6:08
  Chris: involved in the making of this show.
• 6:09
  Mandy: You know, and I think it might be two of the people
• 6:12
  Mandy: who are not the white ones.
• 6:14
  Mandy: I'm just saying it's racially motivated,
• 6:15
  Chris: but you know, maybe.
• 6:16
  Chris: Oh, you know what, you're right.
• 6:17
  Chris: It could be racially motivated.
• 6:19
  Mandy: Yeah, I think so,
• 6:20
  Charles: I think so.
• 6:20
  Charles: We're the white ones and we have more say.
• 6:22
  Charles: Yeah,
• 6:23
  Mandy: that tracks.
• 6:24
  Mandy: I didn't say that.
• 6:24
  Mandy: That tracks.
• 6:25
  Nora: I didn't say that.
• 6:26
  Nora: That is definitely the way the world goes.
• 6:29
  Nora: I mean,
• 6:30
  Nora: I like-
• 6:30
  Charles: This is just a joke,
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  Charles: please, thank you.
• 6:33
  Charles: (laughing)
• 6:34
  Nora: I like to eat sourdough,
• 6:35
  Nora: and so I can learn
• 6:37
  Nora: to have a passion for sourdough,
• 6:39
  Nora: and if we talk about sourdough, we're talking about bread.
• 6:41
  Nora: I like bread.
• 6:42
  Nora: Bread is awesome.
• 6:43
  Nora: I'm not opposed to talking about bread,
• 6:45
  Nora: ever.
• 6:45
  Nora: Yeah.
• 6:46
  Charles: So,
• 6:47
  Charles: Doug Talk coming in a little bit.
• 6:48
  Charles: We got some sourdough news.
• 6:51
  Charles: There's some sourdough news in the news.
• 6:54
  Nora: Excellent.
• 6:54
  Charles: That I found today.
• 6:56
  Chris: And that is the one reason why you're allowed
• 6:58
  Chris: this Doug Talk segment,
• 6:59
  Chris: because there is actually a news article.
• 7:01
  Chris: (laughing)
• 7:02
  Chris: It's pretty awesome.
• 7:04
  Nora: I'm excited too.
• 7:05
  Charles: But we've got a great show for you guys this week.
• 7:07
  Charles: (laughing)
• 7:08
  Charles: We've got so much great content.
• 7:10
  Charles: It's the start of Pride.
• 7:11
  Charles: We've got some great conversation points,
• 7:14
  Charles: a lot of lawsuits that just started Pride
• 7:18
  Charles: right off the bat.
• 7:19
  Charles: Just great,
• 7:20
  Charles: it's starting off great.
• 7:21
  Charles: But please,
• 7:22
  Charles: call us at 888-853-VIBE.
• 7:25
  Charles: Leave us a message, we'll play it on the air.
• 7:27
  Charles: Do it,
• 7:28
  Charles: cowards.
• 7:29
  Charles: Do it.
• 7:30
  Charles: You're in the chat,
• 7:30
  Charles: we see you in the chat.
• 7:31
  Charles: Give us a call too, be like, hey Charles,
• 7:34
  Charles: I love when you talk about Doug.
• 7:37
  Nora: Please, somebody back us up.
• 7:41
  Charles: Back the whiteys up,
• 7:42
  Charles: please.
• 7:43
  Nora: Oh yeah,
• 7:43
  Nora: 'cause they've been oppressed
• 7:44
  Nora: for far too long.
• 7:48
  Nora: Like,
• 7:48
  Nora: I don't know, like three years we've been oppressed.
• 7:51
  Chris: It's so hard.
• 7:54
  Chris: Wait,
• 7:54
  Chris: Charles,
• 7:55
  Chris: start talking about Doug for a second.
• 7:58
  Chris: So I really love-
• 8:00
  Chris: (laughing)
• 8:05
  Charles: I knew it was coming.
• 8:10
  Nora: We gotta save it for later.
• 8:12
  Charles: We gotta save it for the Doug Talk segment.
• 8:16
  Charles: All right,
• 8:17
  Charles: no more shower dough until Doug Talk.
• 8:22
  Nora: No more.
• 8:23
  Nora: Our next point was gonna be pride.
• 8:26
  Nora: Pride. - Pride.
• 8:26
  Nora: We can talk about pride.
• 8:28
  Nora: Yeah, let's talk about pride and sour.
• 8:29
  Nora: (laughing)
• 8:30
  Charles: Happy pride.
• 8:31
  Nora: Happy pride.
• 8:31
  Charles: Happy pride to you two in the booth.
• 8:35
  Nora: Hi, gay.
• 8:36
  Nora: Happy pride.
• 8:38
  Charles: I hate that.
• 8:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 8:40
  Nora: Hey.
• 8:42
  Nora: I just think it's funny because of Meg Salter.
• 8:44
  Nora: Because everything she does is funny.
• 8:47
  Chris: I don't know who that is.
• 8:48
  Chris: I also don't know who that is.
• 8:49
  Nora: Nope,
• 8:50
  Nora: no clue. - She's in Hacks.
• 8:52
  Nora: She's in Hacks.
• 8:53
  Nora: Oh cool! - She's hilarious.
• 8:54
  Charles: The TV show "Hacks" which I have never seen an episode of.
• 8:57
  Charles: Has anybody else seen the TV show "Hacks"?
• 8:59
  Nora: I have.
• 9:00
  Charles: Is it good? - It's cute,
• 9:01
  Nora: yeah.
• 9:01
  Nora: What is "Hacks"?
• 9:03
  Nora: I've never seen it but-
• 9:05
  Nora: (laughing)
• 9:06
  Nora: I see clips from Meg and Paul who,
• 9:10
  Nora: Paul Downs from-
• 9:13
  Nora: I know Paul Downs.
• 9:13
  Nora: Paul Downs is from "Broad City".
• 9:16
  Nora: He is Alana's,
• 9:18
  Nora: no,
• 9:18
  Nora: Abby's boss in "Broad City"
• 9:20
  Nora: and him and Meg Salter have been,
• 9:22
  Nora: They just do bits when they're on the red carpet together
• 9:25
  Nora: and they are very hilarious.
• 9:27
  Nora: And it's just something,
• 9:29
  Nora: if you've ever seen,
• 9:30
  Nora: if you know, you know.
• 9:31
  Nora: If you've seen Meg Salter and Paul Downs, you know.
• 9:33
  Nora: But obviously they don't know.
• 9:34
  Charles: I think a majority of us do not know.
• 9:36
  Nora: These guys don't know.
• 9:38
  Nora: Obviously we don't have the same TikTok algorithm.
• 9:41
  Nora: It's very true. - No, that we do not.
• 9:42
  Nora: We do not.
• 9:43
  Charles: Some of us don't use TikTok at all.
• 9:45
  Nora: Oh, I know that.
• 9:47
  Nora: I know.
• 9:47
  Charles: I know, it's very disappointing.
• 9:48
  Nora: Yep.
• 9:49
  Charles: So yeah,
• 9:51
  Charles: there's a lot of crazy stuff
• 9:53
  Charles: happening around Pride right now.
• 9:54
  Charles: Before we get into that though,
• 9:56
  Charles: I'm bringing the energy levels down a little bit
• 9:59
  Charles: because I went a little too hard at the beginning there.
• 10:01
  Charles: I am so sorry for screaming in your ear.
• 10:04
  Charles: However,
• 10:05
  Charles: I feel like it's payback.
• 10:07
  Nora: I was gonna say, it seems about right.
• 10:10
  Nora: That seems fitting.
• 10:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 10:13
  Charles: So,
• 10:13
  Charles: how's your Pride so far?
• 10:15
  Nora: Pretty good.
• 10:15
  Nora: I'm very excited for Fort Collins Pride.
• 10:18
  Nora: That was the first Pride I went to last year.
• 10:20
  Nora: And my friends and I are gonna get all of our blankets
• 10:24
  Nora: and kind of camp out in a corner
• 10:26
  Nora: and bring all of our knitting and crafting stuff.
• 10:28
  Nora: So then we have a home base
• 10:29
  Nora: and then we can go check everything out.
• 10:31
  Nora: But that's this Saturday.
• 10:33
  Nora: And I'm really excited 'cause it's,
• 10:36
  Nora: you gotta make sure you plan ahead
• 10:37
  Nora: as an autistic going to Pride.
• 10:40
  Nora: You gotta have your people,
• 10:40
  Nora: you gotta know where your spot is.
• 10:42
  Nora: It's gonna be at Library Park in Fort Collins.
• 10:45
  Nora: a whole list of really great local performers,
• 10:49
  Nora: and then there's the after show,
• 10:50
  Nora: and then there's the after after show,
• 10:52
  Nora: and there might even be an after after after show,
• 10:55
  Nora: or an after after after party.
• 10:57
  Charles: That is the gayest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.
• 11:00
  Nora: There's a lot going on,
• 11:01
  Nora: you guys just gotta get ready.
• 11:05
  Charles: Which I do wanna say,
• 11:06
  Charles: Chris.
• 11:07
  Charles: Yes.
• 11:07
  Charles: I'm giving you the pass.
• 11:12
  Charles: You get to say on this show,
• 11:14
  Charles: that is the gayest shit I've ever heard,
• 11:16
  Charles: once this episode.
• 11:17
  Charles: It's true.
• 11:18
  Charles: You get it once,
• 11:19
  Charles: and you can use it wherever you want it, okay?
• 11:21
  Charles: Okay.
• 11:22
  Charles: That is,
• 11:22
  Charles: you get the-
• 11:23
  Charles: I will keep that card in my pocket.
• 11:25
  Charles: Yes.
• 11:26
  Charles: You also get to say the F slur as much as you want.
• 11:28
  Nora: (laughing)
• 11:29
  Nora: Still get a pass.
• 11:32
  Charles: I have gotten into this habit
• 11:35
  Charles: over the last couple years,
• 11:36
  Charles: when Pride happens, you know, June,
• 11:39
  Charles: right?
• 11:40
  Charles: I have a different name for it, and I can't say it on air.
• 11:44
  Charles: It's Fslertober.
• 11:47
  Charles: (laughing)
• 11:50
  Charles: Isn't that,
• 11:50
  Charles: it's a great name
• 11:52
  Charles: when you're not saying it live on air.
• 11:55
  Nora: And you know what?
• 11:56
  Nora: Pride should be in September for all of the neurodivergent
• 11:59
  Nora: and like,
• 12:00
  Nora: you know, people who have heat control problems
• 12:02
  Nora: because June is really not a good time to be outside,
• 12:05
  Nora: and I can guarantee that the majority of queers
• 12:08
  Nora: are on some kind of antidepressant,
• 12:10
  Nora: which messes with how you deal with heat.
• 12:13
  Nora: So we should really have,
• 12:16
  Nora: you overheat easier
• 12:18
  Nora: if you are on antidepressants and it sucks.
• 12:20
  Mandy: Just no outdoor festivals or activities
• 12:23
  Nora: like June,
• 12:23
  Nora: July,
• 12:24
  Nora: August,
• 12:25
  Nora: just no.
• 12:25
  Nora: Really,
• 12:26
  Nora: exactly.
• 12:26
  Nora: So it should be in September.
• 12:28
  Nora: And so in that case, you have the perfect name for it.
• 12:30
  Charles: Yeah,
• 12:31
  Charles: exactly.
• 12:31
  Nora: If it were actually in September,
• 12:32
  Nora: that's what we would call it.
• 12:33
  Charles: Yeah, well I was-
• 12:34
  Nora: I would call it that.
• 12:36
  Nora: Live on air.
• 12:36
  Charles: Yeah,
• 12:37
  Charles: just right now.
• 12:38
  Nora: It was in September,
• 12:39
  Nora: if that was the official Pride month.
• 12:41
  Charles: Yeah.
• 12:41
  Nora: But it's not,
• 12:42
  Nora: so I can't say it.
• 12:43
  Charles: Yeah,
• 12:43
  Charles: but I still call it that because it's funny.
• 12:45
  Nora: Well, that's okay.
• 12:45
  Charles: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 12:46
  Charles: Talking,
• 12:46
  Charles: that was a great segue,
• 12:48
  Charles: by the way.
• 12:48
  Charles: Yeah?
• 12:48
  Charles: Because like my anecdote,
• 12:51
  Charles: in the anecdotes section of our notes for the show,
• 12:54
  Charles: is that I've been sleeping like absolute dog shit
• 12:57
  Charles: because my new medication makes me
• 13:00
  Charles: not regulate my body heat.
• 13:02
  Charles: Ooh. - Oh no.
• 13:03
  Nora: I couldn't sleep last night because I got too hot.
• 13:06
  Nora: Yeah.
• 13:07
  Nora: I couldn't sleep for three hours and I fall asleep like that usually and it makes me so mad.
• 13:12
  Nora: So there are cooling blankets and cooling sheets that actually kind of do work.
• 13:17
  Mandy: Okay.
• 13:17
  Mandy: And they do like,
• 13:18
  Mandy: like even the puppies if they get overheated they go and lay on them and they're like, "Oh my god, this is amazing!"
• 13:23
  Charles: I love, I love the cooling blankets,
• 13:25
  Charles: however the problem is is they heat up really quickly.
• 13:27
  Charles: Yeah.
• 13:28
  Charles: Which is the problem that I have.
• 13:30
  Charles: I'm like,
• 13:31
  Charles: in my Amazon cart right now
• 13:33
  Charles: is like this whole system where I can plug it into the wall
• 13:36
  Charles: and have like a fan that like blasts cold air
• 13:39
  Charles: through a bunch of blankets.
• 13:40
  Charles: Underneath, through the bottom.
• 13:42
  Nora: Yeah,
• 13:43
  Nora: and I've also seen like a water cooling system
• 13:45
  Nora: where there's like one that you can put under your sheets
• 13:47
  Nora: where it cools you down.
• 13:50
  Nora: But I can't sleep if I'm too hot
• 13:52
  Nora: and last night I was too hot, I was miserable.
• 13:54
  Nora: I had to break out the fan.
• 13:55
  Nora: I have to sleep with like a fan on high setting
• 13:58
  Nora: like blowing directly at me for my body
• 14:00
  Nora: to be able to regulate my body temperature.
• 14:02
  Charles: I've been doing like,
• 14:03
  Charles: the last couple nights
• 14:04
  Charles: I've been doing like a swamp cooler kind of a thing
• 14:07
  Charles: and then I have my overhead fan that's been on
• 14:09
  Charles: and even then it's still,
• 14:11
  Charles: it's not enough
• 14:12
  Charles: and I like, my body is just like dying.
• 14:16
  Charles: But!
• 14:17
  Nora: That's so annoying.
• 14:18
  Charles: I went to bed at like 8 p.m. yesterday
• 14:21
  Charles: to try to get a full eight hours of sleep.
• 14:22
  Charles: Like an old person!
• 14:24
  Charles: No,
• 14:24
  Charles: and I still did not get eight hours of sleep.
• 14:26
  Charles: Oh! - Oh man!
• 14:27
  Nora: So frustrating.
• 14:29
  Charles: That's so annoying.
• 14:30
  Nora: Feel for you, friend.
• 14:32
  Charles: Thank you.
• 14:32
  Nora: That's a hard one.
• 14:34
  Nora: Especially when it's medication related,
• 14:36
  Nora: like that just,
• 14:37
  Nora: you can't do a whole lot about that.
• 14:39
  Nora: It sucks.
• 14:40
  Charles: Chris, you went to Denver Fan Expo.
• 14:43
  Charles: You can't call it Comic Con anymore.
• 14:44
  Charles: I did go to Fan Expo Denver,
• 14:45
  Chris: which used to be called Denver Pop Culture Con,
• 14:48
  Chris: and was also before that called Denver Comic Con,
• 14:51
  Chris: before San Diego Comic Con got their grubby mitts into it.
• 14:55
  Charles: Little grubby little hands all over it.
• 14:56
  Chris: Exactly,
• 14:57
  Chris: yeah.
• 14:57
  Chris: And it was a good time, we're there all weekend,
• 14:59
  Chris: and I've gone every year that there has been
• 15:02
  Chris: a Denver Comic-Con/Fan Expo Denver,
• 15:05
  Chris: and it's a good time to show you
• 15:08
  Chris: a couple photos from the event.
• 15:11
  Chris: And I want to see if you can pick up
• 15:14
  Chris: on the theme of these two photos.
• 15:16
  Chris: So first of all,
• 15:18
  Chris: meeting David Tennant.
• 15:19
  Mandy: Ah, the love of my life! - Cool.
• 15:22
  Mandy: Both of them,
• 15:23
  Mandy: and David Tennant.
• 15:24
  Mandy: I meant Lin,
• 15:24
  Mandy: but you know, David Tennant too.
• 15:26
  Mandy: Right, right, right.
• 15:26
  Mandy: He's on my to-bang list.
• 15:28
  Charles: I, okay.
• 15:30
  Charles: I have an idea of what the theme is.
• 15:33
  Charles: Okay.
• 15:34
  Charles: Play the second photo.
• 15:35
  Chris: So the second photo,
• 15:37
  Chris: meeting the hobbits.
• 15:40
  Charles: That's cool.
• 15:41
  Charles: I called it, I called it, I called it.
• 15:42
  Charles: Chris is getting cucked by this situation.
• 15:45
  Charles: (laughing)
• 15:46
  Charles: Chris is in none of these photos.
• 15:48
  Charles: Exactly.
• 15:50
  Chris: Chris is taking the photo.
• 15:51
  Chris: Well I did not take the photo,
• 15:53
  Chris: but I am not in the photos.
• 15:55
  Chris: That is,
• 15:55
  Chris: Charles, you get a gold star.
• 15:57
  Chris: Thank you, thank you.
• 15:58
  Chris: What happened?
• 15:59
  Chris: Why?
• 16:00
  Chris: 'Cause I didn't pay for it, and honestly.
• 16:02
  Chris: (laughing)
• 16:03
  Mandy: That's not a good reason.
• 16:05
  Chris: I know, I know.
• 16:06
  Chris: But like,
• 16:07
  Chris: I chose not, I wasn't a part of it
• 16:10
  Chris: because her friend purchased these like VIP,
• 16:13
  Chris: like photo and meet and greet experiences,
• 16:15
  Chris: and I wasn't invited or a part of that thing.
• 16:18
  Chris: So they went and did their photos,
• 16:20
  Chris: and I held bags and sat in the front.
• 16:25
  Mandy: Nice. - I mean,
• 16:26
  Mandy: how are we feeling about this?
• 16:27
  Mandy: Are we feeling okay about it?
• 16:29
  Mandy: Are you feeling left out?
• 16:31
  Mandy: Do you need a hug?
• 16:35
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 16:37
  Charles: How does it feel to be cucked by Elijah Wood?
• 16:42
  Charles: (laughing)
• 16:43
  Nora: Probably pretty good,
• 16:44
  Nora: actually.
• 16:44
  Charles: Not the first time.
• 16:46
  Charles: You know what?
• 16:47
  Charles: I wouldn't, I normally would be like,
• 16:49
  Charles: What a what but that makes a little bit of sense right? I feel like it does it happens quite a lot to Chris
• 16:56
  Chris: It really does. I don't know why but this is my lot in life. Yeah
• 17:02
  Charles: Have you seen him perform like his DJ set?
• 17:05
  Chris: I have not personally seen it though. Apparently he did
• 17:09
  Chris: Crash some DJ event at the con.
• 17:11
  Chris: Oh cool.
• 17:12
  Chris: And had I known that was a possibility
• 17:14
  Chris: I would have made it to that but alas no yeah,
• 17:17
  Charles: it's he's he's really actually good at what he does like
• 17:20
  Charles: It's pretty pretty cool.
• 17:21
  Charles: So I believe it uh
• 17:23
  Charles: Mandy how was your last couple of weeks you didn't show up last week for book club
• 17:28
  Mandy: Like look they I've known them longer than you the love of my life is there how am I choosing them over?
• 17:37
  Mandy: It's good,
• 17:38
  Mandy: I'm excited for the summer concert series is to start
• 17:42
  Mandy: I'm going to go see Emerson wolf and the wishbones tomorrow.
• 17:47
  Mandy: Oh cool.
• 17:47
  Mandy: Amigo the devil the next week
• 17:50
  Mandy: My chemical romance so I get to see you like so many things coming up soon.
• 17:53
  Mandy: Yes
• 17:54
  Mandy: Very cool. Lots of things to look forward to really excited
• 17:58
  Charles: Gerard way
• 18:00
  Charles: He's related to Joe Rogan. Did you guys know that?
• 18:05
  Nora: Does that make Joe Rogan a nepo babe? No,
• 18:09
  Charles: well you who came first
• 18:12
  Charles: There's definitely Joe Rogan.
• 18:13
  Nora: Yeah.
• 18:13
  Charles: 'Cause he was in like TV in the 90s.
• 18:16
  Nora: He was, that's true.
• 18:18
  Nora: I forget that 'cause-
• 18:19
  Charles: Joe Rogan is pre-9/11,
• 18:21
  Charles: Gerard Way is post-9/11.
• 18:22
  Charles: That's true,
• 18:23
  Nora: okay,
• 18:23
  Nora: so yeah.
• 18:24
  Nora: That makes Gerard Way some kind of,
• 18:27
  Nora: I don't think he's responsible
• 18:30
  Nora: for My Chemical Romance, if anyone.
• 18:32
  Charles: Yeah,
• 18:33
  Charles: I don't think so.
• 18:33
  Nora: I don't think Joe Rogan is, no.
• 18:35
  Charles: That'd be really funny if it was.
• 18:36
  Nora: (laughing)
• 18:37
  Nora: My Chemical Romance only exists because of Joe Rogan.
• 18:40
  Charles: And Joe Rogan is the reason why Ellen DeGeneres.
• 18:47
  Charles: Are you guys familiar with that whole thing?
• 18:50
  Charles: Oh my god, we're going to talk about this.
• 18:53
  Charles: Okay,
• 18:54
  Charles: 9/11 was the beginning of the downfall
• 18:59
  Charles: for Ellen DeGeneres.
• 19:01
  Charles: Okay,
• 19:01
  Charles: 9/11 happened,
• 19:03
  Charles: right?
• 19:03
  Charles: Which made Gerard Way want to create
• 19:08
  Charles: My Chemical Romance,
• 19:09
  Charles: right?
• 19:09
  Charles: Yeah, there's a big,
• 19:10
  Charles: no, no, for real.
• 19:11
  Charles: (laughing)
• 19:12
  Charles: Listen to this.
• 19:13
  Charles: No, I don't wanna hear this.
• 19:14
  Charles: This is actually very interesting,
• 19:16
  Charles: right?
• 19:17
  Charles: So he started My Chemical Romance,
• 19:20
  Charles: which Stephanie Meyers-
• 19:21
  Charles: Twilight.
• 19:21
  Charles: Was Twilight,
• 19:23
  Charles: right?
• 19:24
  Charles: Which Fifty Shades of Grey was the,
• 19:28
  Charles: like came off of Twilight
• 19:29
  Charles: and was a fan fiction of Twilight originally.
• 19:31
  Charles: Dakota Johnson.
• 19:32
  Charles: Dakota Johnson was on the episode
• 19:36
  Charles: that called out Ellen DeGeneres
• 19:37
  Charles: for being kind of a trash person,
• 19:40
  Charles: or she was the one who called her out for that,
• 19:44
  Charles: which was the start of the downfall
• 19:45
  Charles: of Ellen DeGeneres on TV.
• 19:47
  Charles: So,
• 19:48
  Charles: like legitimately,
• 19:50
  Charles: 9/11 started all of this for Ellen.
• 19:53
  Nora: You did lead into that by saying
• 19:54
  Nora: Joe Rogan is responsible for that.
• 19:56
  Charles: Yeah, Joe Rogan too,
• 19:57
  Charles: now.
• 19:58
  Nora: Joe Rogan is actually responsible for 9/11.
• 20:00
  Nora: Is that the clip?
• 20:02
  Video: (laughing)
• 20:02
  Video: Joe Rogan,
• 20:03
  Charles: it's responsible for 9/11.
• 20:06
  Mandy: Well, we know who to blame.
• 20:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 20:10
  Chris: And now we have Mandy saying that on camera.
• 20:13
  Chris: (laughing)
• 20:14
  Chris: It wasn't the Saudis.
• 20:16
  Charles: It wasn't the Saudis who did 9/11.
• 20:18
  Charles: It was Joe Rogan.
• 20:20
  Mandy: Now you have, and now you have Charles.
• 20:22
  Charles: And the Rogan verse,
• 20:24
  Charles: and that's why he started the mothership
• 20:26
  Charles: was to do another 9/11.
• 20:28
  Charles: So watch out,
• 20:29
  Charles: Joe Rogan's coming.
• 20:34
  Charles: (dramatic music)
• 20:41
  Charles: Joe Rogan,
• 20:42
  Charles: no!
• 20:42
  Mandy: No,
• 20:43
  Mandy: I was like,
• 20:44
  Mandy: now the actor and Nora both needed to get,
• 20:47
  Mandy: you know, we need clips of everyone saying
• 20:49
  Mandy: that Joe Rogan was responsible for 9/11.
• 20:51
  Nora: I mean,
• 20:53
  Nora: I'm not saying Joe Rogan didn't do 9/11,
• 20:55
  Nora: but I'm not not saying that Joe Rogan didn't do 9/11.
• 20:59
  Nora: No,
• 21:00
  Nora: no.
• 21:00
  Nora: The clip is just writing itself.
• 21:04
  Charles: (laughing)
• 21:05
  Charles: The audio clips that we're going to start,
• 21:09
  Charles: like we need to start actually doing this
• 21:10
  Chris: because we've got some great-
• 21:11
  Chris: Wait a second,
• 21:12
  Chris: I'll do one better.
• 21:14
  Chris: Did 9/11.
• 21:17
  Nora: Ooh, I can't believe you said that, Chris.
• 21:22
  Chris: I don't even,
• 21:22
  Chris: hold on,
• 21:23
  Chris: I'll do it to myself.
• 21:26
  Chris: (laughing)
• 21:30
  Charles: Cool.
• 21:31
  Charles: (laughing)
• 21:32
  Charles: All right,
• 21:33
  Charles: so we've got some great videos for you guys
• 21:35
  Charles: from around the net this week,
• 21:38
  Charles: and some great gay content.
• 21:40
  Charles: But first,
• 21:42
  Charles: I found a new food item.
• 21:46
  Charles: It was a 3D printed burrito.
• 21:49
  Video: Here we are making a Air Jordan shoe burrito.
• 21:55
  Video: We start by laser engraving the tortillas
• 21:58
  Video: and constructing the shoe.
• 22:00
  Video: Cheese will hold everything together nicely
• 22:07
  Video: You know more men need hobbies I support this for real now for the fillings now for the fillings
• 22:14
  Mandy: He's got a great voiceover voice. Yeah,
• 22:17
  Charles: I would never eat this just because of how so much work
• 22:20
  Charles: Yeah,
• 22:21
  Mandy: yeah, but then you'll like eat a slice of cake right so really would you not eat it that bad boy up?
• 22:25
  Charles: I would I would eat the shoe yeah,
• 22:27
  Video: uh-huh
• 22:30
  Mandy: Oh, it's guacamole.
• 22:31
  Video: Introducing the Air Jordan Shoe-rito.
• 22:34
  Nora: Shoe-rito, I love it.
• 22:36
  Nora: That's amazing.
• 22:37
  Chris: The problem is-- - We just take a moment
• 22:39
  Chris: to appreciate the artistry involved there.
• 22:43
  Chris: Yeah,
• 22:44
  Mandy: it's a great hobby. - I like it.
• 22:45
  Mandy: Once again, men need more hobbies.
• 22:47
  Charles: Agreed.
• 22:47
  Mandy: I'd eat that.
• 22:48
  Charles: It's a shitty burrito,
• 22:50
  Charles: though,
• 22:51
  Charles: let's be real.
• 22:52
  Charles: I mean-- - He baked it?
• 22:53
  Mandy: Yeah, you only get one bite of each item at a time.
• 22:56
  Charles: Right, that's like a Taco Bell burrito right there.
• 22:59
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 22:59
  Mandy: I know, I think if you have Taco Bell,
• 23:01
  Charles: you'll get more variety.
• 23:02
  Charles: Like, I love Taco Bell.
• 23:02
  Charles: Right, at least this one looks like a shoe.
• 23:05
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 23:05
  Charles: It doesn't just taste like it.
• 23:07
  Mandy: It doesn't just taste like a shoe.
• 23:07
  Charles: I'm kidding, I love Taco Bell.
• 23:09
  Charles: I had Taco Bell yesterday.
• 23:10
  Mandy: I mean, Taco Bell, sponsor us.
• 23:12
  Mandy: Yeah, sponsor us.
• 23:13
  Chris: I mean, did you have Taco Bell, Charles,
• 23:15
  Chris: or did Taco Bell have you?
• 23:17
  Chris: Are you one of those people?
• 23:19
  Charles: I had a chicken quesadilla.
• 23:22
  Charles: Ooh.
• 23:24
  Charles: I had a Crunchwrap Supreme.
• 23:26
  Charles: Nice.
• 23:27
  Charles: Baja Blast Zero Sugar.
• 23:29
  Nora: Ooh,
• 23:30
  Nora: that's usually what I get.
• 23:33
  Nora: I've been trying their chicken cantina tacos.
• 23:37
  Nora: Oh yeah.
• 23:38
  Nora: Real good.
• 23:40
  Video: Wait, have you tried their new
• 23:42
  Mandy: kind of queso burrita tacos yet?
• 23:45
  Mandy: Yes.
• 23:45
  Mandy: I wanna try that.
• 23:47
  Mandy: I'm not eating it. - It's pretty solid.
• 23:48
  Mandy: 'Cause gross,
• 23:49
  Mandy: no thank you.
• 23:49
  Mandy: But I wanna watch someone eat it.
• 23:52
  Charles: I'll do it.
• 23:53
  Charles: If somebody orders it right now,
• 23:55
  Charles: I will eat it on camera.
• 23:56
  Chris: Charles, you can't have it tonight.
• 23:58
  Chris: We already have tasty little treats later.
• 24:00
  Charles: We have tasty little treats for tasty little guys,
• 24:02
  Charles: and I also ate another dinner.
• 24:04
  Nora: I love tasty little treats,
• 24:06
  Nora: and I am very excited for tasty little treats today.
• 24:11
  Charles: Okay,
• 24:11
  Charles: when it comes to Taco Bell,
• 24:12
  Charles: I got a question for you guys,
• 24:13
  Charles: 'cause I have,
• 24:14
  Charles: I'm very particular.
• 24:16
  Charles: I go to very specific Taco Bells.
• 24:19
  Nora: Okay.
• 24:19
  Charles: Do you guys have like a Taco Bell that you go,
• 24:21
  Charles: like,
• 24:22
  Charles: not that you order from,
• 24:23
  Charles: but like you go out of your way
• 24:25
  Charles: Like a specific Taco Bell.
• 24:27
  Nora: Yeah.
• 24:28
  Nora: Yeah, the one on College and Prospect because it's cute
• 24:32
  Charles: You go there because it's cute. You don't go there for the food
• 24:35
  Nora: I mean I do but like it's also like it's a good one.
• 24:38
  Charles: That's the that's the that's okay
• 24:40
  Charles: That's what I like interesting.
• 24:41
  Nora: Which one do you like?
• 24:42
  Charles: Which is the good?
• 24:43
  Charles: What is the good one?
• 24:45
  Chris: What do you guys well, I will say that the one on college and like Troutman or whatever is garbage.
• 24:50
  Video: Yeah,
• 24:51
  Chris: they never are
• 24:53
  Chris: Properly staffed food takes surprisingly long to get when you're in the drive-thru at night.
• 25:00
  Chris: It's just not a good time
• 25:01
  Charles: It's the one that's the one that's over in a parking lot of the best buy, right?
• 25:04
  Mandy: Yeah, I would say Windsor and Crossroads.
• 25:07
  Mandy: It has a really good Taco Bell
• 25:08
  Mandy: They always like fill everything up pretty like nicely because you know
• 25:11
  Mandy: Sometimes you like I'll only order one thing cuz I'll be enough and then they don't fill it at all
• 25:15
  Mandy: Right, like well, I'm hungry. So you order like ten things and you really only need
• 25:19
  Mandy: And then some of them still do chili cheese burritos.
• 25:23
  Mandy: Yes
• 25:24
  Mandy: Find the right one. Yes. Yeah,
• 25:26
  Charles: so the one I've got two that I go to the one that's this is hyper local for
• 25:31
  Charles: Anybody who's not from the area?
• 25:32
  Charles: I apologize in advance
• 25:34
  Charles: But if you find yourself in northern Colorado the one that is in the parking lot of the the Costco on
• 25:40
  Charles: I-25
• 25:42
  Charles: That one they they load up their food
• 25:46
  Charles: And it is like really,
• 25:48
  Charles: it always is like super fresh.
• 25:50
  Charles: However,
• 25:51
  Charles: their Baja Blast Zero Sugar does taste like soap.
• 25:54
  Charles: And which is very disappointing.
• 25:57
  Charles: (laughing)
• 26:00
  Nora: I do love Taco John's potato olays
• 26:03
  Nora: and the fact that they add black olives to their burritos.
• 26:06
  Nora: I know it's a Midwest thing, but I love black olives.
• 26:08
  Charles: And the fact that you can get potato olays
• 26:10
  Charles: in their breakfast burritos.
• 26:12
  Charles: Holy God.
• 26:14
  Charles: Yes!
• 26:14
  Charles: if you're driving down 287 in past Loveland,
• 26:21
  Charles: there's a Taco Bell in the parking lot of a Mavericks.
• 26:26
  Charles: It's brand new.
• 26:28
  Charles: And I don't know what they do, but it tastes like-
• 26:31
  Chris: This is totally what people are tuning in
• 26:32
  Chris: for the best Taco Bells in Northern Colorado.
• 26:35
  Mandy: In the comments,
• 26:36
  Nora: tell us your favorite Taco Bell.
• 26:37
  Nora: I know you have one.
• 26:38
  Nora: Please do, yes.
• 26:39
  Nora: I know you have one.
• 26:40
  Nora: I would like to let everyone know
• 26:43
  Nora: that here in Colorado we take our Taco Bell
• 26:45
  Nora: extremely seriously.
• 26:46
  Nora: 'Cause we are so white. - Yeah, 'cause there's
• 26:47
  Nora: no good Mexican food.
• 26:48
  Nora: The Taco Bell 50K started in Denver.
• 26:51
  Charles: It's true.
• 26:52
  Charles: It's true.
• 26:52
  Charles: We need to do it this year.
• 26:54
  Nora: We're gonna go to it.
• 26:55
  Mandy: I'm not gonna run it.
• 26:56
  Mandy: Okay, I want someone else to run it.
• 26:57
  Mandy: I will be there cheering you on the entire time.
• 27:00
  Mandy: And eating Taco Bell. - We don't have to sign up.
• 27:02
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 27:02
  Chris: When we were planning out this show,
• 27:04
  Chris: didn't we talk about a segment where we would
• 27:06
  Chris: like interview people who were doing the Taco Bell 50K?
• 27:09
  Chris: Yes, and we need to do it this year.
• 27:10
  Chris: We absolutely do.
• 27:12
  Charles: Because it's delightful if you guys aren't familiar the Taco Bell 50k 50k is a 50k, right?
• 27:17
  Charles: I think it's 50k right which is yes like 10.
• 27:21
  Charles: That's 10 miles,
• 27:22
  Charles: isn't it? Like it's like
• 27:24
  Mandy: 10 kilometers 10 kilometers,
• 27:27
  Mandy: that's the K.
• 27:28
  Mandy: Okay. I mean 50 gates or it's 50 gates of 50 kilometers
• 27:30
  Charles: It's a lot of her so that's like like 13 miles
• 27:34
  Charles: Something something like that. So it is October 3rd
• 27:37
  Chris: It's 30 miles.
• 27:39
  Chris: Oh my god.
• 27:40
  Chris: We need to plan around this to make sure that we are there on the day
• 27:46
  Chris: Doing man on the street interviews.
• 27:48
  Chris: I paid a lot of money for a really good reporter wireless microphone
• 27:51
  Chris: And we need to be able to claim it on our taxes dying.
• 27:55
  Mandy: Yes,
• 27:55
  Mandy: sign me up. I will take around
• 27:57
  Charles: So,
• 27:58
  Charles: okay
• 27:58
  Charles: So for those who are familiar
• 28:00
  Charles: It's you have to go to ten different taco bells along this route and eat at least one
• 28:06
  Charles: item from the Taco Bell and you can't get like things like chips and cheese or or the
• 28:13
  Nora: Bean burrito or like a you have to get like an actual item and there are rules on the website for how exactly this works
• 28:20
  Nora: but you have to eat at each of the
• 28:22
  Nora: each of the Taco Bell stops and don't you have to like
• 28:25
  Nora: Like you have to check off a list of certain items that you have to eat
• 28:29
  Charles: There's a couple things where you have to have certain there are the rules
• 28:32
  Chris: so you have to be at all 10 Taco Bell stops along the course,
• 28:36
  Chris: no tolerance for course cutting.
• 28:38
  Chris: You have to eat a menu item from at least
• 28:40
  Chris: nine of the 10 stops.
• 28:42
  Chris: By the fourth stop, everyone must have had
• 28:44
  Chris: at least one Chalupa Supreme or one Crunchwrap Supreme.
• 28:48
  Chris: By the eighth stop, everyone must have had
• 28:50
  Chris: at least one Burrito Supreme or one Nachos Belgrande.
• 28:54
  Chris: You have to finish within 11 hours.
• 28:56
  Chris: Drinks are not food.
• 28:58
  Chris: You have to keep all receipts and wrappers
• 29:00
  Chris: for confirmation of stupidity at the end of the run,
• 29:03
  Chris: which I love the way that's phrased.
• 29:06
  Chris: You have one bathroom break possibility at a certain spot.
• 29:11
  Chris: Survivors, I love that,
• 29:13
  Chris: in all caps,
• 29:13
  Chris: will eventually get a commemorative item
• 29:15
  Chris: after successful completion of the run.
• 29:17
  Chris: Eventually does not fill me with confidence.
• 29:19
  Nora: (laughing)
• 29:21
  Chris: You have to RSVP your statement of intent.
• 29:25
  Chris: No on-course Pepto, Alka-Seltzer, Pepsod AC,
• 29:28
  Chris: or Mylanta will be allowed.
• 29:30
  Video: Before or after only. - You can still have Tums.
• 29:32
  Chris: Rule 12,
• 29:33
  Chris: additional quote unquote rules
• 29:35
  Chris: may be added,
• 29:35
  Chris: amended, or changed
• 29:36
  Chris: to promote the intent of the run,
• 29:38
  Chris: which is to do something completely stupid.
• 29:41
  Chris: 13, congratulations?
• 29:43
  Chris: (laughing)
• 29:44
  Charles: Leather all items with Diablo sauce
• 29:46
  Charles: or do a Diablo shooter at the end.
• 29:47
  Charles: Diablo's not that hot.
• 29:48
  Nora: It's the Diablo challenge.
• 29:49
  Chris: Yeah, that's a supplemental challenge.
• 29:51
  Chris: There's also a Baja Blast challenge
• 29:53
  Chris: where you have to drink at least two liters
• 29:55
  Chris: of Baja Blast during the run without vomiting.
• 29:58
  Mandy: I wanna shake the hand of the person
• 29:59
  Mandy: does that,
• 30:00
  Mandy: like mad promise.
• 30:01
  Charles: I'm gonna get a handshake this year, y'all.
• 30:03
  Charles: Yeah, for real.
• 30:04
  Mandy: Oh,
• 30:04
  Nora: seriously.
• 30:05
  Nora: I don't think I wanna be close to people after that run.
• 30:08
  Charles: Logistics wise,
• 30:09
  Charles: you have 11 hours to go 30 miles.
• 30:12
  Charles: That's about like three,
• 30:13
  Charles: a little bit less
• 30:14
  Charles: than three miles an hour.
• 30:16
  Charles: So that's a 20 minute mile.
• 30:17
  Charles: That's walking speed.
• 30:19
  Nora: You can walk it.
• 30:19
  Charles: That's, you can walk it.
• 30:21
  Charles: Well,
• 30:21
  Charles: the problem is,
• 30:22
  Charles: you can walk it.
• 30:23
  Charles: However,
• 30:24
  Charles: you have to stop and eat at all these Taco Bells
• 30:26
  Charles: and there's gonna be a lot of food that's going in.
• 30:28
  Charles: So you have to place your order beforehand.
• 30:31
  Charles: So like if you're gonna walk it you have to download the Taco Bell app
• 30:35
  Nora: Yeah, which is this is an ad for the Taco Bell app
• 30:39
  Chris: And I think I think I think every week we need to do something where we count down to the Taco Bell 50k
• 30:46
  Chris: And luckily they have a counter on their website
• 30:50
  Chris: 121 days 11 hours and 59 minutes until Taco Bell 50k
• 30:56
  Nora: Look at this girl on the left hand side.
• 30:59
  Charles: She looks like she just drank two liters of Baja last night.
• 31:02
  Charles: Oh my god, yeah.
• 31:03
  Charles: I love her.
• 31:04
  Charles: She looks positively horrified.
• 31:06
  Nora: Oh my god, I love her.
• 31:07
  Nora: This is pre-race.
• 31:08
  Nora: This looks pre-race.
• 31:11
  Charles: I want some post-race photos.
• 31:12
  Charles: I know, me too.
• 31:13
  Charles: People who have just like been in the bathroom for an hour.
• 31:17
  Charles: Yes.
• 31:18
  Mandy: Yes.
• 31:18
  Mandy: I'm here for all of this.
• 31:20
  Mandy: Sign me up for a shift.
• 31:22
  Charles: So before we started the show,
• 31:24
  Charles: too-
• 31:25
  Chris: That's just further proof, Mandy, that she can't move.
• 31:27
  Mandy: Well, hey, we need the money,
• 31:30
  Mandy: so somebody get us some good paying jobs here.
• 31:32
  Chris: Y'all,
• 31:33
  Chris: we are trying to make sure that Mandy
• 31:35
  Chris: and her unseen,
• 31:38
  Chris: unheard,
• 31:38
  Chris: yet very appreciated spouse,
• 31:41
  Chris: whose name we don't mention on the show,
• 31:44
  Chris: don't move to Vermont.
• 31:45
  Chris: So if you wanna donate to the cause,
• 31:47
  Chris: go to loudspeaker.org right now.
• 31:50
  Chris: Your donation toward Loudspeaker is tax deductible,
• 31:53
  Chris: and we may be using it to keep our friends here in town.
• 31:58
  Nora: Actually,
• 31:59
  Nora: there is like only one Taco Bell in Vermont,
• 32:01
  Nora: and when I lived there, I never went to Taco Bell.
• 32:04
  Nora: You know,
• 32:05
  Mandy: I might just happen to be half Mexican,
• 32:08
  Mandy: so you know, I've got the Mexican food on lockdown.
• 32:10
  Mandy: Right,
• 32:11
  Nora: right.
• 32:11
  Mandy: Actor has had my enchiladas.
• 32:13
  Chris: That is true, her enchiladas are incredible.
• 32:15
  Chris: I like that.
• 32:16
  Nora: They're probably better than anything
• 32:17
  Nora: you can get at a restaurant anyway.
• 32:19
  Mandy: There you go.
• 32:20
  Chris: So, I had them the next day after
• 32:22
  Chris: they were sitting in the fridge and they were still fantastic.
• 32:25
  Mandy: I bet.
• 32:26
  Chris: I made birria this week.
• 32:28
  Mandy: Nice.
• 32:28
  Charles: It was it was pretty darn delicious.
• 32:31
  Charles: I'm a big fan. The second day.
• 32:35
  Charles: Like after it's like swimming in the juices a little bit longer it came out pretty well. We uh
• 32:41
  Charles: we also like boiled down the sauce so that it kind of like had a more like thick consistency.
• 32:46
  Charles: Yeah. It was just it was great in the tacos that we made the next time.
• 32:49
  Charles: But like the first day it
• 32:50
  Charles: It was good, but it was not as good as it could be.
• 32:53
  Charles: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Mandy: Do we need to go back to Around the Net?
• 32:55
  Mandy: Do we need to do the intro again?
• 32:57
  Charles: No, we're still Around the Net.
• 32:58
  Charles: I was working on-
• 32:59
  Charles: Talking about 50K is in the Net.
• 33:01
  Charles: I was working on a segue to the next bit
• 33:05
  Charles: because you guys were talking beforehand,
• 33:07
  Charles: before the show,
• 33:07
  Charles: about getting your nails done,
• 33:10
  Charles: getting them painted and stuff like that.
• 33:13
  Charles: Let's all watch this video of somebody
• 33:14
  Charles: getting their nail,
• 33:16
  Charles: nails, nail,
• 33:17
  Charles: nail done.
• 33:21
  Nora: No.
• 33:23
  Nora: No.
• 33:25
  Nora: No.
• 33:26
  Nora: No.
• 33:29
  Mandy: That is how you develop an allergy.
• 33:31
  Mandy: Yes I hate it.
• 33:34
  Mandy: This is,
• 33:35
  Mandy: oh.
• 33:37
  Chris: No.
• 33:38
  Chris: (laughing)
• 33:40
  Nora: This is bad.
• 33:40
  Charles: I agree, Mandi, no.
• 33:41
  Charles: This is really bad.
• 33:42
  Charles: It looks really good,
• 33:45
  Charles: this one giant nail.
• 33:48
  Mandy: This is gonna end up in my nightmares tonight.
• 33:51
  Nora: (laughing)
• 33:52
  Nora: One giant nail coming to get you.
• 33:54
  Chris: You should have seen the face that Mandy made
• 33:56
  Charles: while watching that.
• 33:57
  Charles: Yeah, it kinda looked like that.
• 33:59
  Charles: Think about like having to go to work the next day
• 34:02
  Charles: with two giant nails.
• 34:02
  Charles: You just have a paw.
• 34:04
  Charles: You have a paw and two thumbs.
• 34:06
  Charles: Let me respond to your email.
• 34:09
  Charles: Click,
• 34:09
  Charles: click,
• 34:10
  Charles: click,
• 34:11
  Charles: click.
• 34:12
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:13
  Charles: Oh,
• 34:13
  Charles: I made a typo.
• 34:15
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:17
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:18
  Nora: They're like hooves at that point,
• 34:20
  Mandy: right?
• 34:20
  Mandy: Like they're no longer nails,
• 34:22
  Nora: they're hooves.
• 34:23
  Nora: Yeah,
• 34:23
  Nora: it's a hoof,
• 34:24
  Nora: for sure it's a hoof.
• 34:25
  Nora: Gross.
• 34:26
  Charles: Sometimes you just need a hoof.
• 34:28
  Charles: We've all been there.
• 34:29
  Mandy: I think they were having you get a hoof.
• 34:31
  Mandy: But Alex in the comment is correct,
• 34:33
  Mandy: painful.
• 34:34
  Mandy: That's the answer for it, that it's painful.
• 34:36
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 34:38
  Nora: A hoof.
• 34:39
  Chris: There are better ways to get a hoof.
• 34:40
  Chris: I do love Alex in the chat,
• 34:41
  Chris: their suggestion is,
• 34:43
  Chris: her spouse shall be called anonymous person.
• 34:46
  Chris: I like that. - I do like that.
• 34:47
  Mandy: The anonymous person in the room.
• 34:49
  Chris: The anonymous person.
• 34:50
  Chris: (laughing)
• 34:52
  Chris: At the time, Art Currents-- - It sounds like an ex-violence
• 34:53
  Video: villain.
• 34:54
  Video: Art Currents unseen. - The anonymous person.
• 34:56
  Charles: Tasty little treats in turn.
• 34:57
  Charles: Yeah. - You got the smoking man
• 34:59
  Charles: and the anonymous person.
• 35:00
  Nora: Mm-hmm.
• 35:01
  Charles: It's good banding.
• 35:01
  Nora: Yeah.
• 35:03
  Charles: Anyways.
• 35:04
  Charles: (laughing)
• 35:04
  Charles: Another one? - Segway.
• 35:06
  Charles: Okay, let's segway into this next one.
• 35:08
  Charles: This is a quick little video about explaining
• 35:11
  Charles: straight passing gay men.
• 35:12
  Charles: Okay.
• 35:13
  Video: I just heard someone refer to straight passing gay men
• 35:16
  Video: tomatoes because technically they're still fruit.
• 35:24
  Nora: Yep.
• 35:27
  Nora: It is true.
• 35:28
  Chris: Yeah.
• 35:28
  Chris: Solid. That was a solid video.
• 35:30
  Chris: Did that come from TikTok?
• 35:32
  Chris: That is TikTok.
• 35:33
  Chris: Okay. So maybe TikTok isn't all bad.
• 35:35
  Charles: TikTok is all right.
• 35:36
  Charles: It has its moments.
• 35:38
  Charles: Yep.
• 35:39
  Charles: That has its really bad moments too.
• 35:42
  Charles: The thing is right now with TikTok and I've been posting about this for a while.
• 35:47
  Charles: Everybody on TikTok has become
• 35:50
  Charles: Javert from from Les Miserables where they're always just like attacking the next potential person that does something
• 35:58
  Charles: Slightly wrong that they don't like which is just like so like I'm calling everybody who starts complaining just Javert
• 36:05
  Charles: It's great. What a timely reference Charles
• 36:10
  Chris: Do you hear the people's I don't hear people singing we don't Nora because we don't have the rights to that song
• 36:16
  Nora: Yeah, well, I I was just it was my own parody version of it parody version.
• 36:21
  Nora: Yeah,
• 36:21
  Nora: exactly
• 36:26
  Charles: I was I was in Les Mis.
• 36:28
  Charles: Yeah, I was I was the I could see it the the priest at the beginning
• 36:34
  Charles: Comments are for you all weary
• 36:37
  Charles: I'm the night is cold out there
• 36:40
  Mandy: Now the time I confess that I've actually never watched the whole thing cuz I get bored and it's too long
• 36:47
  Mandy: It's pretty it's a pretty long really like I know we left we left a showing we got tickets to like when it was touring
• 36:52
  Mandy: For Broadway. Oh my god left like halfway through and went in God. Well, here's the thing Taco Bell there needs to be
• 36:59
  Nora: Like you need to have it in like two parts in my opinion like that's why they put an intermission in the middle
• 37:05
  Nora: But like the intermission like it's not long enough like I need to go like I don't know a couple days
• 37:15
  Nora: Like we need to lock this down
• 37:18
  Nora: Happening yeah,
• 37:19
  Nora: I think I watched the movie musical once and then that was it
• 37:22
  Charles: I mean the movie musical kind of sucks cuz they're all singing live on set and they're all like super off-key, so it doesn't sound great
• 37:34
  Chris: Yeah
• 37:35
  Chris: I must confess that while I do like the stage show the musical my favorite version of the story is the
• 37:43
  Chris: 1998
• 37:44
  Chris: Les Mis starring Liam Neeson that has no singing in it
• 37:49
  Chris: mostly because it's Liam Neeson as
• 37:52
  Chris: Jean Valjean and Jeffrey Rush as Javert and I've never seen more perfect casting than Jeffrey Rush playing that role
• 37:58
  Mandy: I unless it's Kermit the Frog have I told you wait
• 38:02
  Charles: We're on the same page have I talked to you guys about my Muppets version of lame is no I have been thinking about this
• 38:09
  Charles: For years,
• 38:10
  Charles: so you've got Kermit the Frog playing Jean Valjean. Yeah
• 38:15
  Charles: Obviously especially like
• 38:18
  Charles: We'll get there
• 38:20
  Charles: Where I want to do my Kermit
• 38:22
  Charles: So there's a scene at the beginning where because Jean Valjean has like superhuman strength,
• 38:27
  Charles: right?
• 38:27
  Charles: So he lifts this cart and seeing Kermit the Frog just going
• 38:32
  Charles: Like and looking it up is um,
• 38:35
  Charles: and then two four six. Oh
• 38:40
  Charles: Right and then miss piggy plays
• 38:43
  Charles: What fonteen is fonteen?
• 38:46
  Charles: She gets pissed off and she dies at the beginning of the musical so she pops in every once in a while
• 38:52
  Charles: She's like turned around.
• 38:53
  Charles: She's just she just like like there's gonna be like somebody
• 38:57
  Charles: That doesn't sound like miss Pete. It's like you sound like Marge Simpson
• 39:01
  Charles: But she'll like appear in the background of just some shot going
• 39:07
  Chris: Randomly throughout the way Charles, can you can you do that into the second camera?
• 39:23
  Charles: All right, so we'll do a couple more I won't do the whole thing we'll go through
• 39:27
  Charles: We'll go through the whole thing,
• 39:28
  Charles: but you've got
• 39:29
  Charles: the the two nardy a's who are the like the the the people who curse a lot they own like a like a
• 39:38
  Charles: There's a brothel something along those lines
• 39:41
  Charles: The hostel I think is actually what it is
• 39:44
  Charles: But they own that space, but you can't have the Muppets cursing right?
• 39:48
  Charles: So who are better than anybody else
• 39:51
  Charles: to not curse
• 39:53
  Charles: Swedish chef
• 39:57
  Charles: Animal is is in this
• 39:59
  Charles: He plays Marius.
• 40:01
  Charles: Red!
• 40:02
  Charles: Black!
• 40:05
  Charles: I thought about this.
• 40:08
  Charles: A little too much.
• 40:09
  Charles: You've got the sweetest chef, and you've got a chicken,
• 40:11
  Charles: as the Tenardius.
• 40:13
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 40:14
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 40:16
  Mandy: Alex in the comments is talking about Mamma Mia,
• 40:18
  Mandy: and I would watch the heck out of Muppets and Mamma Mia.
• 40:20
  Mandy: Oh,
• 40:21
  Mandy: yes.
• 40:21
  Mandy: That may be better than all of this other talk.
• 40:25
  Nora: Oh, yeah.
• 40:26
  Nora: I totally agree.
• 40:27
  Chris: Anyways,
• 40:27
  Chris: I have spent-
• 40:29
  Chris: a musical with the Muppets,
• 40:31
  Chris: so go to loudspeaker.org
• 40:33
  Chris: right now,
• 40:34
  Chris: and if you are able to,
• 40:35
  Chris: make a tax-deductible donation
• 40:38
  Chris: to your new favorite non-profit,
• 40:40
  Chris: which is us.
• 40:41
  Charles: I will do one number, my favorite number
• 40:43
  Charles: from Muppets Les Mis,
• 40:45
  Charles: and that is
• 40:46
  Charles: Pepe the Prawn as Gavroche.
• 40:48
  Charles: He's my favorite.
• 40:49
  Charles: Good God.
• 40:49
  Charles: ♪ When little people know ♪
• 40:51
  Charles: ♪ When little people fight ♪
• 40:53
  Charles: ♪ And me babies, we pickin' butt ♪
• 40:55
  Charles: ♪ We got some bite,
• 40:56
  Charles: ooh ♪
• 40:57
  Charles: He'll never pick a dog,
• 40:59
  Charles: because he's just a pup.
• 41:01
  Mandy: Look,
• 41:02
  Mandy: you know,
• 41:03
  Mandy: here's the thing,
• 41:03
  Mandy: this didn't come out of nowhere.
• 41:05
  Mandy: Like,
• 41:05
  Chris: Charles has planned this.
• 41:07
  Chris: He's clearly been thinking about this
• 41:09
  Chris: for a really long time.
• 41:11
  Nora: Are Steadler and Waldorf in it anywhere?
• 41:13
  Chris: Yes,
• 41:13
  Chris: yes,
• 41:14
  Chris: yes.
• 41:16
  Charles: They're in the audience going,
• 41:17
  Charles: "Les Miserables,
• 41:18
  Charles: "I'm Les Miserables!"
• 41:22
  Charles: (laughing)
• 41:24
  Charles: Oh goodness.
• 41:25
  Charles: Empty chairs and empty tables,
• 41:27
  Charles: That's this theater right now.
• 41:28
  Charles: Oh,
• 41:29
  Charles: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 41:32
  Chris: Truly giving the work the reverence it deserves.
• 41:36
  Nora: (laughing)
• 41:37
  Nora: Honoring Jim Henson in the truest way
• 41:39
  Nora: that you possibly could.
• 41:39
  Nora: In the most ADHD fashion that we can actually digest.
• 41:44
  Nora: Absolutely.
• 41:45
  Nora: And Tina Fey should be in it somewhere
• 41:46
  Nora: as one of the humans.
• 41:47
  Nora: I think Tina Fey should be in it.
• 41:49
  Charles: I think that-
• 41:52
  Charles: Is she queset?
• 41:53
  Charles: That would be kind of fun.
• 41:57
  Charles: (laughing)
• 41:57
  Charles: Very age appropriate.
• 41:58
  Charles: I'm starting to get into this.
• 42:00
  Nora: Yeah,
• 42:00
  Nora: exactly.
• 42:02
  Charles: You definitely have to have the human person.
• 42:03
  Charles: I feel like if it was like Cosette and then like,
• 42:07
  Charles: like I don't know who,
• 42:08
  Charles: probably Gonzo.
• 42:09
  Charles: Did I call her like Croissant or something?
• 42:12
  Chris: Was that?
• 42:13
  Chris: I think I called her Croissant or Crosette.
• 42:16
  Chris: I don't know.
• 42:16
  Chris: Cosette?
• 42:17
  Chris: Croissant?
• 42:18
  Nora: Croissant?
• 42:19
  Nora: No, you can call her Croissant.
• 42:20
  Nora: In French who cares?
• 42:21
  Nora: Croissant?
• 42:22
  Nora: You just say it fast and everybody, you'll get it.
• 42:25
  Charles: I have been planning this since I was 18 years old.
• 42:28
  Nora: I can tell.
• 42:29
  Nora: We know, we know.
• 42:31
  Nora: We're like Charles, yep.
• 42:32
  Charles: Yeah,
• 42:32
  Charles: so. - That's what
• 42:33
  Nora: they're doing again.
• 42:34
  Nora: That's,
• 42:34
  Nora: you know,
• 42:35
  Nora: I think you would be
• 42:35
  Nora: a great producer of that,
• 42:37
  Nora: or director,
• 42:37
  Nora: or you're the executive producer.
• 42:40
  Charles: Thank you, thank you.
• 42:41
  Nora: Let's move on to the next one.
• 42:42
  Nora: So,
• 42:42
  Nora: yeah, I don't know how to segue
• 42:44
  Nora: other than,
• 42:45
  Nora: you know,
• 42:46
  Nora: TikTok can be good sometimes,
• 42:48
  Nora: and this is one of the little TikTok jokes
• 42:50
  Nora: that I found recently,
• 42:52
  Nora: so.
• 42:52
  Video: I went to the pound and I asked
• 43:24
  Chris: Oh, it's in focus. He just moves around way too
• 43:28
  Charles: It's a very specific focused cut to that camera ready out of focus
• 43:32
  Charles: in focus
• 43:38
  Charles: Right,
• 43:39
  Charles: but then you go a little bit further right
• 43:43
  Charles: And now if we cut back to the other camera, I want to show you how close like don't cut to the other camera
• 43:48
  Charles: Just keep on this one.
• 43:49
  Charles: That's from here
• 43:51
  Charles: (laughing)
• 43:54
  Charles: It's a very fine-tuned focus on that camera.
• 43:58
  Charles: It's our close-up cam.
• 44:01
  Charles: Wait,
• 44:02
  Chris: there. - Looking good.
• 44:02
  Chris: There you go.
• 44:03
  Chris: Now we can see all of the little divots in your skin.
• 44:07
  Chris: (laughing)
• 44:09
  Nora: Close-up cam.
• 44:09
  Nora: So that was,
• 44:10
  Nora: I think that was the only video
• 44:13
  Nora: that I had this week.
• 44:14
  Chris: So this,
• 44:15
  Chris: the next video,
• 44:16
  Chris: wait,
• 44:16
  Chris: is the next video also part of Around the Net?
• 44:19
  Chris: 'cause it's like seven minutes long.
• 44:21
  Chris: So there's, okay, no, no, no, no, no.
• 44:23
  Chris: It's just an article.
• 44:24
  Chris: There's an article.
• 44:25
  Chris: Oh, okay, oh, sorry, you're right.
• 44:26
  Chris: Now I see the subtitle.
• 44:27
  Chris: Nevermind,
• 44:28
  Chris: continue.
• 44:28
  Charles: So this is the craziest thing that I saw
• 44:31
  Charles: right before coming into the show today.
• 44:33
  Charles: This is the perfect way to start Pride Month.
• 44:35
  Charles: Oh yeah.
• 44:37
  Charles: So this is an article from LGBTQ Nation,
• 44:41
  Charles: and this was posted today.
• 44:45
  Charles: Christian man sues employer for forcing him
• 44:47
  Charles: to see a pride flag on his way to work.
• 44:53
  Charles: Driving to work.
• 44:55
  Nora: That's not how that works.
• 44:56
  Charles: That is,
• 44:57
  Charles: wow. - No.
• 44:57
  Charles: That's not how that works.
• 44:58
  Nora: He just wants to work from home.
• 45:00
  Charles: A conservative Christian man is suing Los Angeles County.
• 45:03
  Charles: He's suing the county. - Silly.
• 45:05
  Charles: And the Department of Works for making him
• 45:07
  Charles: to come to work during pride month.
• 45:09
  Chris: Hold on, hold on.
• 45:10
  Chris: The most interesting thing about this article,
• 45:13
  Chris: his name is Eric Batman.
• 45:15
  Chris: Yep.
• 45:16
  Nora: Mm-hmm.
• 45:17
  Chris: Mr.
• 45:18
  Chris: Batman.
• 45:19
  Chris: He's doing a disservice to Batman everywhere.
• 45:21
  Nora: Yeah,
• 45:22
  Nora: he is.
• 45:23
  Nora: He really is.
• 45:23
  Nora: This is just,
• 45:25
  Nora: I don't know.
• 45:25
  Nora: I think this is the most homophobic way
• 45:29
  Nora: that you could have filed this lawsuit,
• 45:31
  Nora: and there could have been another way that you said it,
• 45:33
  Nora: like,
• 45:34
  Nora: I have to go to work during Pride Month
• 45:36
  Nora: as a gay person,
• 45:38
  Nora: and I'm gonna sue for that,
• 45:39
  Nora: because that is discrimination against queers.
• 45:42
  Charles: What I find, Chris,
• 45:44
  Charles: you're onto something here.
• 45:47
  Charles: (laughing)
• 45:47
  Charles: Going back to the Batman-
• 45:48
  Charles: About how Batman has turned his back on us.
• 45:51
  Charles: So the rest of the article,
• 45:52
  Charles: and this is what I found the most interesting,
• 45:55
  Charles: they don't use Eric Batman,
• 45:58
  Charles: they just call him Batman for the rest of the thing.
• 46:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 46:01
  Charles: As the complaint notes,
• 46:02
  Charles: Batman has worked for the department for 24 years.
• 46:06
  Charles: It's me, it's my bad.
• 46:07
  Charles: I hate gay people.
• 46:09
  Charles: (laughing)
• 46:12
  Charles: In 24 and 25,
• 46:13
  Charles: Batman formally requested
• 46:14
  Charles: a religious accommodation.
• 46:16
  Charles: allowing him to work remotely in June.
• 46:18
  Charles: This is both like,
• 46:22
  Charles: Chris,
• 46:23
  Charles: you can say it right now.
• 46:24
  Chris: This is the gayest shit ever.
• 46:27
  Charles: This is the gayest shit I've ever heard in my life.
• 46:31
  Charles: Like,
• 46:32
  Charles: this is wild.
• 46:35
  Charles: Wild.
• 46:36
  Charles: Like,
• 46:37
  Charles: I wish I could do this.
• 46:39
  Mandy: I mean, you can.
• 46:39
  Mandy: I promise,
• 46:40
  Mandy: like, this person did not get an attorney
• 46:42
  Mandy: to file these things.
• 46:45
  Chris: Should I do that?
• 46:45
  Chris: Take it from her, Mandy's a real lawyer.
• 46:48
  Chris: She's not your lawyer,
• 46:49
  Chris: she's a real lawyer.
• 46:50
  Nora: He is a lawyer.
• 46:51
  Charles: What's the,
• 46:52
  Charles: okay,
• 46:52
  Charles: is there any kind of legal precedent
• 46:55
  Charles: for Batman's case here?
• 46:56
  Mandy: I mean, I'm not an expert in this field,
• 46:58
  Mandy: obviously,
• 46:59
  Mandy: but there's no case,
• 47:01
  Mandy: there's no case here.
• 47:02
  Chris: Oh,
• 47:02
  Charles: so this is-
• 47:02
  Chris: It's about as frivolous as a suit gets, right?
• 47:04
  Charles: This looks like,
• 47:05
  Charles: this is just a fundraising effort
• 47:08
  Charles: for their weird-
• 47:10
  Charles: Cult.
• 47:11
  Charles: Wack-ass non-profit.
• 47:14
  Charles: Cool.
• 47:15
  Charles: Good job Batman.
• 47:17
  Nora: Yeah, I'm letting us all down right can we just support the gays. It's Pride Month
• 47:23
  Charles: No,
• 47:24
  Charles: no, I am the night
• 47:32
  Nora: Then Batman right campiest of all well
• 47:36
  Nora: The only reason I don't want to work during Pride Month is just because I want to be out doing gay shit
• 47:41
  Nora: Like I don't want to have to work.
• 47:43
  Nora: I want to still have money
• 47:44
  Mandy: I just want to go I don't know Alex says that they really enjoy pride month working during pride month
• 47:51
  Nora: And I love it
• 47:52
  Nora: I know but like I don't want to work because I just want to be out doing gay shit like that
• 47:56
  Nora: That's why I don't want to work during pride month, but maybe Alex's job includes doing gay
• 48:04
  Nora: Probably I would assume I would assume yeah
• 48:08
  Charles: All right
• 48:10
  Charles: So Batman good job
• 48:12
  Charles: Appreciate it.
• 48:14
  Charles: So Jared Polis
• 48:17
  Nora: The more hyper local well relatively local news
• 48:22
  Nora: Fuck this guy God, okay
• 48:25
  Charles: Like I've made this before I think but Jared Polis is the kind of gay that loves RuPaul not for drag but for the frack
• 48:35
  Chris: People who don't live in Colorado Jared Polis is the current lame-duck governor of the state
• 48:42
  Chris: who is himself a gay man and has demonstrated this by fucking everyone in the state over and over and over again.
• 48:51
  Nora: He's a Democrat in name only.
• 48:53
  Charles: Right.
• 48:54
  Nora: Recently pardoned Tina Peters.
• 48:57
  Charles: Right.
• 48:57
  Charles: And he got censured by the Democrats for doing this and in his response,
• 49:03
  Charles: he did like a fucking no hate tape over the mouth bullshit being like, "I'm so censored.
• 49:10
  Charles: Look at me.
• 49:11
  Charles: I hate this man so much.
• 49:16
  Charles: Fuck this guy.
• 49:16
  Charles: He sucks so much.
• 49:18
  Charles: And like,
• 49:19
  Charles: he is the epitome of like the white gay men
• 49:25
  Charles: who we wouldn't call part of the queer community,
• 49:27
  Charles: just the white gay men who just like-
• 49:30
  Charles: Ruin everything.
• 49:31
  Charles: Ruin everything.
• 49:32
  Charles: Everything.
• 49:33
  Nora: I mean, he's in the same league as Peter Thiel
• 49:35
  Nora: as far as I'm concerned.
• 49:37
  Nora: They're buddies.
• 49:38
  Charles: This,
• 49:39
  Charles: you know what?
• 49:40
  Charles: There are some moments, I will just say this,
• 49:42
  Charles: and Chris, you can put the this is a joke up on
• 49:45
  Charles: before I say this, please.
• 49:48
  Charles: However,
• 49:48
  Charles: I do feel,
• 49:50
  Charles: (laughing)
• 49:50
  Charles: a spaceship moment sponsored by Chick-fil-A.
• 49:52
  Charles: I do feel like sometimes,
• 49:56
  Charles: gay rights should be abolished.
• 49:59
  Charles: (laughing)
• 50:00
  Charles: And this is one of those moments.
• 50:01
  Mandy: Or you just get to pick and choose
• 50:03
  Mandy: which person gets them abolished.
• 50:04
  Mandy: Like you get yours taken away.
• 50:06
  Charles: You get yours, yeah. - Not for you.
• 50:08
  Charles: Exactly.
• 50:08
  Charles: You have to,
• 50:09
  Charles: you actually get your gay card
• 50:12
  Charles: and you get it in the mail, you get it certified,
• 50:14
  Charles: it's laminated,
• 50:15
  Charles: and then our asses come out
• 50:17
  Charles: and cut that shit in half when you pull shit like this.
• 50:20
  Charles: Fucking dreader.
• 50:24
  Charles: Yes,
• 50:24
  Charles: the Tina Peters thing is really fucking awful,
• 50:27
  Charles: but the fact that he put tape over his mouth
• 50:30
  Charles: in a fucking Zoom call with AirPods Max, it looks like,
• 50:35
  Video: is just so cringy.
• 50:38
  Chris: Yeah,
• 50:39
  Chris: those are 100% AirPods Max.
• 50:41
  Chris: In his car. - Which are $500 headphones
• 50:43
  Chris: for those of you who aren't rich.
• 50:44
  Nora: Yeah.
• 50:45
  Chris: Yeah.
• 50:46
  Nora: And that's, he's definitely in his car taking this call.
• 50:49
  Nora: Like, so he doesn't know a better place to do it.
• 50:51
  Nora: But like, he's proud of the fact that like,
• 50:53
  Nora: he's been censured and the fact that he takes pride in it
• 50:57
  Nora: is what makes me mad.
• 50:58
  Nora: Like,
• 50:59
  Nora: why would you be proud to have everyone shame you?
• 51:03
  Charles: Do you think he likes this?
• 51:05
  Charles: Do you think that he's like,
• 51:06
  Charles: I'm doing something for the queer community by doing this.
• 51:10
  Chris: You know what it is?
• 51:11
  Chris: I think,
• 51:12
  Chris: but you know,
• 51:13
  Chris: we don't get political on this show,
• 51:15
  Chris: but I will say this.
• 51:16
  Chris: We don't get political.
• 51:17
  Chris: I think.
• 51:18
  Chris: (laughing)
• 51:19
  Chris: We try not to talk politics on this show.
• 51:22
  Chris: Maybe that's a better way to say it.
• 51:22
  Chris: That's not what this show is.
• 51:24
  Chris: But I think the reason he's doing these things
• 51:27
  Chris: is because he knows he's term limited
• 51:30
  Chris: and he has no political repercussions,
• 51:33
  Chris: but there may be business repercussions
• 51:35
  Chris: that he's considering for later
• 51:37
  Chris: to try to curry favor with certain people.
• 51:39
  Chris: You are spot on.
• 51:40
  Chris: That's the only thing that makes sense to me.
• 51:42
  Nora: You are spot on.
• 51:42
  Nora: That's the only thing that makes sense to me as well.
• 51:45
  Nora: Because he's not planning on,
• 51:47
  Nora: all of his political career
• 51:49
  Nora: has gone down the drain in the last month.
• 51:52
  Nora: Nobody is going to back him for any larger position
• 51:56
  Nora: outside of the state of Colorado.
• 51:58
  Nora: And before he was the governor,
• 51:59
  Nora: he was a businessman.
• 52:00
  Nora: That's where he made all of his money.
• 52:02
  Nora: He is a rich white man.
• 52:03
  Nora: He was still a millionaire before he became the governor.
• 52:06
  Nora: He's a businessman,
• 52:07
  Nora: that's what he does.
• 52:08
  Nora: And this is the epitome of a libertarian governor
• 52:12
  Nora: who's under the Democratic label.
• 52:15
  Nora: And he tricked us all,
• 52:16
  Nora: he bamboozled us.
• 52:18
  Nora: And now that he's term limited,
• 52:19
  Nora: he's doing whatever he wants,
• 52:20
  Nora: even though I voted for him and was so excited for him.
• 52:23
  Nora: I know.
• 52:23
  Nora: That's the worst part.
• 52:25
  Charles: Times two,
• 52:26
  Charles: same.
• 52:26
  Charles: It's that realization that you're like,
• 52:28
  Charles: oh, I'm voting Democrat, I'm voting for a gay man,
• 52:31
  Charles: I'm so progressive.
• 52:32
  Charles: And then like,
• 52:33
  Charles: we should have known,
• 52:35
  Charles: right?
• 52:35
  Charles: We should have known.
• 52:36
  Charles: Like if we had taken a step back,
• 52:38
  Charles: you know, in our-
• 52:39
  Charles: The Kay Boulder businessman?
• 52:40
  Charles: And be like,
• 52:41
  Charles: this guy,
• 52:42
  Charles: this guy really,
• 52:44
  Charles: like we should have thought about it a little bit more
• 52:46
  Charles: as a people, but I'm glad that we're realizing this now
• 52:49
  Charles: so that when we find ourselves in this situation again,
• 52:52
  Charles: you know, hopefully we vote a little bit better
• 52:54
  Charles: because this guy fucking sucks fuck flock so much.
• 53:00
  Charles: This guy stinks!
• 53:01
  Charles: And ice.
• 53:02
  Charles: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Charles: And ice, he's like, yeah, ice is cool.
• 53:05
  Charles: I'm gonna veto this law so that we can get ice to be,
• 53:08
  Charles: we're gonna work with ice.
• 53:11
  Charles: Go away.
• 53:12
  Chris: And this has been your politics moment.
• 53:16
  Charles: Sherry Paulus,
• 53:17
  Charles: you are a disappointment
• 53:21
  Charles: to the queer community.
• 53:22
  Nora: Shame on you.
• 53:23
  Charles: Shame on you.
• 53:25
  Nora: Shame.
• 53:26
  Nora: I don't even support gay rights.
• 53:27
  Nora: During Pride Month.
• 53:28
  Nora: I don't even support this gay wrong.
• 53:29
  Chris: And for legal reasons,
• 53:30
  Chris: that is not,
• 53:32
  Chris: not a joke.
• 53:33
  Chris: This is not a joke, he can go fuck himself.
• 53:36
  Chris: Yep.
• 53:36
  Chris: And now back to the jokes.
• 53:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 53:40
  Nora: And you know, it's my favorite time.
• 53:43
  Charles: Do you guys see what it is in the show notes there?
• 53:44
  Nora: I sure do.
• 53:46
  Charles: It's time.
• 53:47
  Nora: The only bad part about this is we don't get
• 53:49
  Nora: to eat sourdough because it is Doug Talk.
• 53:52
  Charles: It is Doug Talk.
• 53:53
  Charles: I want an introduction for Doug Talk that's like,
• 53:56
  Charles: like explosion,
• 53:57
  Charles: that's like Doug Talk.
• 53:59
  Charles: Yeah,
• 54:00
  Charles: I like that.
• 54:00
  Charles: That's good, yeah.
• 54:01
  Charles: So,
• 54:01
  Charles: (growls) Doug talk.
• 54:03
  Nora: We do need an explosion.
• 54:04
  Nora: So,
• 54:04
  Mandy: for those of you who don't know,
• 54:06
  Mandy: Doug is the sourdough starter that we are all
• 54:09
  Mandy: passing around from person to person
• 54:12
  Mandy: and failing to make successfully some of them.
• 54:15
  Mandy: We are-
• 54:15
  Mandy: Like the STU.
• 54:16
  Mandy: Yeah, passing around like a cheap whore in Vegas.
• 54:18
  Charles: I didn't say that part, but yes.
• 54:19
  Charles: Like a twink in jail.
• 54:21
  Nora: (laughing)
• 54:23
  Charles: Happy Pride Month.
• 54:24
  Charles: Anyway.
• 54:25
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 54:26
  Mandy: I don't know what I was doing.
• 54:27
  Mandy: I mean, I murdered my Doug.
• 54:29
  Mandy: Really severely.
• 54:30
  Mandy: So maybe we just you know, don't keep with that.
• 54:32
  Chris: I also old yellered my dog
• 54:35
  Nora: What happened to your dog Mandy?
• 54:36
  Nora: You said mildew II?
• 54:38
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 54:38
  Mandy: I
• 54:39
  Mandy: Sat there and I was like, well, you know, I forgot to feed it for two days
• 54:42
  Mandy: Let me just open it up and then poof like
• 54:45
  Mandy: Powdery mildew came out and I was like cool.
• 54:48
  Mandy: Is this how you get anthrax?
• 54:50
  Charles: Yes.
• 54:51
  Mandy: Uh-huh
• 54:51
  Charles: Oh, I'm saying,
• 54:52
  Charles: um,
• 54:52
  Charles: I have a condom virus.
• 54:54
  Charles: So just be aware we got we got extra Doug for everybody
• 54:57
  Nora: I probably need to put my dog in the fridge, but I need I need to feed him and then put him in
• 55:01
  Charles: Yeah, so definitely time to to get Doug ready to go. Well,
• 55:05
  Charles: we'll figure it out
• 55:06
  Chris: You know, I I yearn for a simpler time before Doug was a constant presence in our lives
• 55:12
  Charles: Just gonna say that the urine my thing is like you're in for the simpler days of your top
• 55:18
  Charles: We're gonna go we're gonna go into this article that I also found today,
• 55:23
  Charles: which is like news
• 55:25
  Charles: Actual cool sourdough news like
• 55:29
  Nora: Archaeological,
• 55:30
  Charles: so let's jump into it. Let's talk about it.
• 55:32
  Charles: So Chris you can cut to my screen
• 55:35
  Charles: apparently
• 55:36
  Charles: scientists
• 55:41
  Charles: Bye everyone
• 55:43
  Charles: Scientists found yeast in a frozen mummy's guts and used it to make sourdough
• 55:48
  Nora: This is okay, but this is not just rose person any frozen mummy's guts. This is let's see the ice man
• 55:54
  Nora: This is Otsi the Iceman. I don't know who this is. Can you explain? Oh my gosh.
• 55:58
  Nora: He is a an extremely famous
• 56:01
  Nora: very well-preserved body that has told told us so much about what it what it was like to live in the Stone Age and
• 56:09
  Nora: Somebody recently replicated his coat and it was white and black stripes like his coat had stuff on it
• 56:14
  Nora: Oh, he also is one of the first
• 56:18
  Nora: People that you could have proof of tattoos and they I know people who have
• 56:23
  Nora: Been tattooed in the same like with the same methods that let's see was tattooed
• 56:29
  Nora: And so they actually would use tattoos as like healing things and so they draw lines over joints
• 56:34
  Nora: And that would like in their like minds it would like draw out.
• 56:37
  Nora: You know the bad things, but let's see
• 56:40
  Chris: He is this this photo. That's on the screen right now is of Otsy,
• 56:44
  Chris: and it was from
• 56:46
  Chris: 1991 that was over 35 years ago,
• 56:50
  Chris: so I'm scared to know what it looks like it looks pretty similar
• 56:53
  Nora: because people, they tried pretty hard to protect Udzi,
• 56:57
  Nora: because he's such an important part of like our,
• 57:01
  Nora: like learning about humanity.
• 57:03
  Nora: He's so well preserved and he was found in the Alps by some Italian,
• 57:08
  Nora: Italian Alps, I believe.
• 57:10
  Nora: And he's extremely important as an archeological
• 57:15
  Nora: reference point.
• 57:16
  Mandy: Okay. So my question though, for you all is,
• 57:19
  Mandy: would you eat the sourdough?
• 57:21
  Charles: Yes.
• 57:22
  Charles: From his guts?
• 57:23
  Charles: Yeah.
• 57:23
  Mandy: I think I would.
• 57:24
  Charles: Because there is a title in this article that says,
• 57:27
  Charles: "Very good sourdough," in big,
• 57:29
  Charles: bold text.
• 57:31
  Charles: Very good sourdough.
• 57:33
  Charles: So they discovered four different yeasts
• 57:35
  Charles: that can survive sub-zero temperatures in his guts,
• 57:38
  Charles: skin,
• 57:39
  Charles: and brownish water that melted off his body when
• 57:41
  Charles: he was partially unfrozen.
• 57:44
  Charles: So apparently, the yeast can only
• 57:46
  Charles: live in very cold conditions,
• 57:48
  Charles: such as in Antarctica,
• 57:50
  Charles: which
• 57:50
  Charles: which is believed to have been entered into his body
• 57:54
  Charles: at some point after he died.
• 57:56
  Nora: That's really cool.
• 57:57
  Nora: And this like,
• 57:58
  Nora: these kind of yeasts,
• 57:59
  Nora: this is just the ambient yeast that exists in the world.
• 58:02
  Nora: That's really cool.
• 58:03
  Mandy: Yeah, but then I didn't go and make
• 58:05
  Mandy: sourdough bread out of it.
• 58:06
  Mandy: So chat,
• 58:06
  Mandy: let me know,
• 58:08
  Mandy: are you eating that bread?
• 58:09
  Charles: (laughing)
• 58:10
  Charles: I've heard stories of-
• 58:10
  Mandy: I can barely eat like normal people food.
• 58:13
  Mandy: So like,
• 58:14
  Mandy: I'm not about that mummy sourdough life.
• 58:17
  Nora: Well,
• 58:17
  Nora: when you're creating,
• 58:18
  Nora: Like if you start a sourdough starter from scratch,
• 58:22
  Nora: you just set out some flour and water
• 58:24
  Nora: and let the ambience like yeast seed it.
• 58:28
  Nora: So like that's basically,
• 58:30
  Nora: if you were to set out something that was not Utsi,
• 58:33
  Nora: that was not a human person in the Antarctic
• 58:36
  Nora: and have a sourdough starter from that,
• 58:38
  Nora: I think you could accomplish the same thing
• 58:40
  Nora: without it being from a human body.
• 58:43
  Chris: My favorite quote from this article says,
• 58:45
  Chris: quote, "If you tell anyone you have yeast,
• 58:47
  Chris: they immediately ask,
• 58:49
  Chris: "Can we use it for bread?"
• 58:50
  Chris: It's true.
• 58:51
  Chris: And they tried to make a sourdough loaf.
• 58:53
  Chris: Quote,
• 58:53
  Chris: "Initially it didn't work,
• 58:56
  Chris: but after three months of effort," quote,
• 58:58
  Chris: "we had a very,
• 58:59
  Chris: very good sourdough."
• 59:00
  Chris: Three months of effort.
• 59:01
  Mandy: Okay,
• 59:01
  Mandy: that means not everybody gets it right
• 59:04
  Mandy: on their first try.
• 59:05
  Mandy: Sometimes you have to try for three months
• 59:07
  Mandy: to get your sourdough right.
• 59:08
  Chris: Well, here's the problem, Mandy.
• 59:09
  Chris: I don't have a 5,000 year old skeleton
• 59:12
  Chris: to brew my sourdough in.
• 59:15
  Chris: (laughing)
• 59:16
  Chris: It must be.
• 59:17
  Mandy: Is that what's really keeping you from making
• 59:19
  Mandy: your first good mummy sourdough?
• 59:20
  Mandy: He doesn't have Utsi.
• 59:21
  Chris: I think that's the key that I'm missing,
• 59:23
  Chris: yeah.
• 59:23
  Chris: I'm just putting it out there right now.
• 59:25
  Chris: That and not enough salt and too much water
• 59:27
  Chris: and basically just a complete misunderstanding
• 59:30
  Chris: of how baking works.
• 59:31
  Charles: If I got access to Utsi's yeast,
• 59:35
  Charles: I would have done it in time for one.
• 59:36
  Mandy: Right?
• 59:37
  Mandy: Alex in the chat is right.
• 59:39
  Mandy: Mummy sourdough is how The Last of Us happens.
• 59:42
  Mandy: Oh shit. - That's Lin.
• 59:44
  Nora: That's Lin,
• 59:45
  Nora: isn't it?
• 59:45
  Nora: Yeah, that's how you have it.
• 59:46
  Nora: No, that's not Lin.
• 59:47
  Mandy: Nope,
• 59:47
  Mandy: that one was,
• 59:48
  Mandy: nope,
• 59:48
  Mandy: sorry, that was, sorry.
• 59:49
  Mandy: That's our new best friend,
• 59:50
  Mandy: Alex.
• 59:51
  Mandy: No, Alex was the one who said
• 59:52
  Mandy: that they would not eat the mummy sourdough,
• 59:55
  Mandy: but only 'cause this night,
• 59:56
  Mandy: but would have it for breakfast.
• 59:58
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:00:00
  Nora: I like it.
• 1:00:02
  Video: That's good.
• 1:00:03
  Nora: Uzi's very cool, and we have learned a lot,
• 1:00:05
  Nora: and like, he was fashionable.
• 1:00:06
  Nora: It's so cool to like,
• 1:00:08
  Nora: see the similarities of humanity
• 1:00:10
  Nora: from now and then, although like,
• 1:00:12
  Nora: I don't know,
• 1:00:13
  Nora: eating yeast from his body feels a little bit adjacent
• 1:00:17
  Nora: to learning about Etsy in general.
• 1:00:19
  Charles: It's so interesting,
• 1:00:20
  Charles: like going through this article,
• 1:00:21
  Charles: they're like talking about like what he had
• 1:00:24
  Charles: as his like last meals,
• 1:00:26
  Charles: being like deer and goat and wheat.
• 1:00:28
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:00:28
  Charles: Which is like,
• 1:00:29
  Charles: how,
• 1:00:30
  Charles: like-
• 1:00:30
  Charles: It's preserved.
• 1:00:30
  Charles: The science of this is just so interesting.
• 1:00:34
  Charles: And like we could do like a deep dive into this.
• 1:00:36
  Nora: He's so well preserved.
• 1:00:38
  Nora: Like that's why we were able to learn so much
• 1:00:40
  Nora: because he is so well preserved.
• 1:00:42
  Nora: It's amazing,
• 1:00:43
  Nora: it's so amazing.
• 1:00:45
  Charles: I'd eat the sourdough.
• 1:00:46
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:00:47
  Nora: back in middle school I was really into-
• 1:00:50
  Charles: Sourdough?
• 1:00:50
  Nora: No, I was really into mammoths.
• 1:00:52
  Nora: And I wanted to de-extinct the mammoth,
• 1:00:56
  Nora: which is why I have the shirt that I usually wear
• 1:00:59
  Nora: that says,
• 1:01:00
  Nora: "If history repeats itself,
• 1:01:01
  Nora: "I'm getting a mammoth."
• 1:01:03
  Nora: But I was super into resurrecting,
• 1:01:06
  Nora: like de-extincting mammoths,
• 1:01:07
  Nora: and so all of these prehistoric frozen bodies and things,
• 1:01:11
  Nora: They're really, really cool.
• 1:01:12
  Nora: And while global warming is overall a bad thing,
• 1:01:17
  Nora: we are seeing really cool artifacts come out of the dice.
• 1:01:22
  Charles: That's awesome,
• 1:01:23
  Nora: that's so cool.
• 1:01:23
  Nora: It's really cool.
• 1:01:24
  Charles: When are we doing this dug off?
• 1:01:27
  Nora: I think we-
• 1:01:29
  Nora: We need to set a date.
• 1:01:31
  Nora: September.
• 1:01:36
  Charles: I'm getting cut off.
• 1:01:38
  Chris: It's time for the Marble Minute.
• 1:01:40
  Chris: So we have been following the 2026 Marble League.
• 1:01:44
  Chris: As you can see on the screen,
• 1:01:45
  Chris: Charles has chosen the Indigo Stars.
• 1:01:48
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:01:49
  Chris: First appeared in Marble League competition.
• 1:01:51
  Video: Nora has chosen the Chocolatiers by default.
• 1:01:53
  Video: Mandy has the Pinkies.
• 1:01:57
  Chris: And as you can see, here are the current standings.
• 1:01:59
  Chris: Charles is in first.
• 1:02:01
  Chris: The Indigo Stars are kicking ass at the moment.
• 1:02:04
  Chris: Mandy with the Pinkies is in fifth place.
• 1:02:06
  Chris: Nora with the Chocolatiers is in 12th.
• 1:02:08
  Chris: and I am way, way, way behind in 14th place.
• 1:02:13
  Chris: This is the most recent event,
• 1:02:15
  Chris: not including today's,
• 1:02:16
  Chris: which aired a little bit earlier today,
• 1:02:18
  Chris: so we'll talk about that next week.
• 1:02:20
  Chris: This is the Halfpipe event.
• 1:02:22
  Video: Okay.
• 1:02:23
  Chris: The longer time,
• 1:02:25
  Video: the better.
• 1:02:27
  Video: We've all been there.
• 1:02:29
  Video: Pinkies.
• 1:02:30
  Video: Pinkies.
• 1:02:30
  Video: King Charles V.
• 1:02:31
  Video: The stars are up now.
• 1:02:32
  Video: The Pinkies sit in fifth in the standings.
• 1:02:34
  Nora: What happened to you?
• 1:02:35
  Nora: Ooh, this is Pinkies.
• 1:02:36
  Nora: This is Charles versus Mandy right here.
• 1:02:38
  Chris: Basically the longer you stay in the half pipe,
• 1:02:40
  Chris: the better off you are.
• 1:02:42
  Nora: All right,
• 1:02:42
  Nora: Mandy.
• 1:02:43
  Chris: There are each run,
• 1:02:45
  Chris: there's two runs per heat
• 1:02:47
  Chris: and that's the average of the two.
• 1:02:49
  Mandy: You already know what happens,
• 1:02:49
  Mandy: don't you?
• 1:02:50
  Chris: I do, but I don't remember.
• 1:02:53
  Mandy: Come on pinkies, come on pinkies, come on pinkies.
• 1:02:56
  Mandy: I love this.
• 1:02:57
  Mandy: Mama wants a croissant.
• 1:02:59
  Nora: Because it's literally all love.
• 1:03:03
  Charles: Oh man,
• 1:03:03
  Charles: oh.
• 1:03:03
  Video: Yes pinkies.
• 1:03:05
  Video: Wow.
• 1:03:07
  Video: Oh,
• 1:03:09
  Video: hey,
• 1:03:09
  Video: wow.
• 1:03:09
  Video: Pinkies and it is 32 seconds extra.
• 1:03:13
  Video: Dang.
• 1:03:15
  Video: 6661 to a 6107.
• 1:03:18
  Video: That knocks out.
• 1:03:19
  Video: Yeah, the Indy crew Mandy is wearing her pinkies.
• 1:03:22
  Charles: I want to I love the little jerseys in the in the audience.
• 1:03:26
  Nora: I know the audience is so cute.
• 1:03:29
  Chris: I have to have pocket does not touch.
• 1:03:31
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:03:31
  Chris: grab raspberry racers and the chocolatiers.
• 1:03:33
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:03:33
  Nora: the Chocolatiers are not looking great.
• 1:03:36
  Nora: Dang that yeah, that was rough.
• 1:03:38
  Nora: Not great,
• 1:03:39
  Nora: not great.
• 1:03:42
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:03:42
  Nora: it's not great.
• 1:03:43
  Video: It was close 3130 close.
• 1:03:45
  Video: Yeah, 30.97 racers have seen a lot of movement over the course of this tournament
• 1:03:49
  Video: and they are now nipping at the heels of the Indigo Stars,
• 1:03:53
  Video: especially with an going to be hard to beat the Raspberry Racers
• 1:03:55
  Video: or at least a lower classification for the Indigo Stars earlier on in this.
• 1:03:59
  Video: There you go.
• 1:04:00
  Video: Chocolatiers.
• 1:04:01
  Nora: There we go.
• 1:04:01
  Nora: Okay,
• 1:04:02
  Nora: that was like a pretty even finish for that one.
• 1:04:05
  Video: What does run number two do?
• 1:04:06
  Video: This was fairly close.
• 1:04:07
  Video: Yeah.
• 1:04:08
  Video: Oh yes it was.
• 1:04:09
  Video: Very close.
• 1:04:09
  Video: Half a second between them, not even.
• 1:04:11
  Video: Ooh, all right.
• 1:04:11
  Video: Two of the Targets,
• 1:04:12
  Video: the Raspberry Racers into fifth
• 1:04:14
  Video: and the Chocolatiers into seventh.
• 1:04:16
  Video: And yes, I love the crowd shots.
• 1:04:19
  Video: Here's my team, the Crazy Cat's Eyes
• 1:04:20
  Video: against the Savage Speeders, who I hate.
• 1:04:24
  Video: Oh man.
• 1:04:25
  Nora: Oh, you got something good going on back there right though.
• 1:04:29
  Chris: Mine are not all the same color.
• 1:04:30
  Chris: They have the Cat's Eyes.
• 1:04:31
  Nora: Yeah. - And shape.
• 1:05:01
  Nora: Can make the league?
• 1:05:01
  Nora: The Kobalts.
• 1:05:02
  Chris: No, I mean,
• 1:05:03
  Chris: they have like 30 some teams
• 1:05:05
  Chris: and only 16 teams make it.
• 1:05:06
  Chris: At the half pipe.
• 1:05:07
  Chris: Standing atop the podium.
• 1:05:09
  Chris: So Mandy's team gets the bronze.
• 1:05:12
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:05:12
  Chris: Nice.
• 1:05:13
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:05:14
  Nora: I still don't have any medals.
• 1:05:15
  Video: It's just the third gold medal for the Kobalts.
• 1:05:18
  Nora: Nope.
• 1:05:19
  Nora: Oh, you don't.
• 1:05:20
  Nora: All the tiers have no medals.
• 1:05:22
  Chris: So Charles dips down to second place.
• 1:05:24
  Chris: Mandy's holding it at four.
• 1:05:27
  Chris: Nora dips down to 14th and I drop down to 15th.
• 1:05:30
  Nora: Medals,
• 1:05:31
  Nora: that's what's,
• 1:05:32
  Nora: yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Chris: I just wanna play-
• 1:05:34
  Chris: It's not looking good for your boy here.
• 1:05:35
  Nora: I just wanna play marbles now.
• 1:05:37
  Nora: I just wanna,
• 1:05:38
  Nora: my dad used to collect marbles as a kid
• 1:05:40
  Nora: and he tried to teach us how to play marbles
• 1:05:42
  Nora: but then me and my sisters just played and sorted them
• 1:05:44
  Nora: and played with all the texture because they're so pretty.
• 1:05:48
  Mandy: Okay, I'm only involved in it
• 1:05:49
  Mandy: if you're gonna create elaborate backstories for them.
• 1:05:52
  Mandy: Okay. - Like this guy did.
• 1:05:53
  Mandy: Question,
• 1:05:55
  Charles: can somebody explain to me,
• 1:05:57
  Charles: How does Nora have zero medals
• 1:06:00
  Charles: and is still not in last place?
• 1:06:02
  Nora: So it's-
• 1:06:03
  Chris: Because whether you get medals or not,
• 1:06:07
  Chris: you still get points for where you place in events.
• 1:06:10
  Nora: Right.
• 1:06:10
  Chris: So the point totals is what determines your place,
• 1:06:13
  Chris: is not the medals.
• 1:06:14
  Nora: Right.
• 1:06:15
  Chris: Got it, got it.
• 1:06:16
  Nora: But the more medals you have,
• 1:06:17
  Nora: the more likely you are to be higher rated
• 1:06:19
  Nora: because you get more points.
• 1:06:21
  Charles: Got it. - Exactly.
• 1:06:21
  Charles: The more medals you get.
• 1:06:22
  Charles: Cool,
• 1:06:23
  Charles: that makes more sense.
• 1:06:24
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:06:25
  Charles: so I'm still leading our little game here.
• 1:06:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:06:30
  Nora: Even though he doesn't know how it works.
• 1:06:32
  Charles: I don't know, maybe he's supposed to know
• 1:06:34
  Charles: how to play.
• 1:06:35
  Chris: I don't know how sports work.
• 1:06:36
  Chris: It's 'cause I'm repping my team.
• 1:06:38
  Chris: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Chris: And that is official Marble League merchandise,
• 1:06:42
  Chris: folks.
• 1:06:43
  Chris: We are not being sponsored by this,
• 1:06:45
  Chris: it's just something we enjoy,
• 1:06:47
  Chris: so check out
• 1:06:48
  Chris: Yell Is Marble Runs on YouTube.
• 1:06:50
  Chris: It's a lot of fun.
• 1:06:51
  Nora: It is a lot of fun.
• 1:06:52
  Chris: And what we're showing here is just a very condensed version of the event that only shows
• 1:06:57
  Chris: our teams.
• 1:06:58
  Chris: So the actual events are much longer and there's more backstory and stuff we don't have time
• 1:07:03
  Chris: for.
• 1:07:03
  Chris: So please,
• 1:07:04
  Chris: if you enjoy that kind of stuff, check it out.
• 1:07:07
  Nora: Yeah, it's been,
• 1:07:08
  Nora: even though like I didn't get to choose my team,
• 1:07:10
  Nora: maybe next year I'll
• 1:07:11
  Nora: get to choose my team.
• 1:07:12
  Nora: You have to show up.
• 1:07:13
  Nora: I'm glad you're here.
• 1:07:16
  Nora: I think I was moving.
• 1:07:16
  Nora: If you want to be one of us,
• 1:07:17
  Nora: you have to show up.
• 1:07:19
  Nora: But I do.
• 1:07:21
  Nora: random it is like like it's all marbles like there's no they're doing everything to make it as
• 1:07:27
  Nora: You know even as possible and yet there's still teams that win. I like that a lot
• 1:07:32
  Chris: When when does the Marble League and there are 16 total events?
• 1:07:37
  Chris: So the 11th, I believe just happens today
• 1:07:40
  Chris: So should be in the next couple of weeks here when a little bit today and how many events do they do every week?
• 1:07:46
  Chris: I want to say they do an episode like every three or four days something like that
• 1:07:52
  Chris: Okay, so it's not like pretty it's like to a week ish. I think so. Yeah, it makes sense
• 1:07:55
  Mandy: Okay for the listeners who weren't here when we decided who was getting the team and that we were going all out
• 1:08:01
  Mandy: Whoever's team wins gets to have their choice of baked goods from the losers,
• 1:08:06
  Mandy: right?
• 1:08:07
  Mandy: So there's some state high stakes exactly or high croissants. That's true.
• 1:08:16
  Chris: I
• 1:08:16
  Chris: We have got to take a couple of minutes to prepare our next segment
• 1:08:20
  Chris: So if Charles can give me some mood music,
• 1:08:23
  Chris: I'm gonna do our sponsors.
• 1:08:25
  Charles: Ooh
• 1:08:26
  Charles: Chris what are you?
• 1:08:26
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• 1:08:28
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• 1:08:30
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• 1:08:36
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• 1:08:38
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• 1:11:14
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• 1:11:34
  Charles: for tasty little guides.
• 1:11:38
  Charles: We got the food.
• 1:11:40
  Nora: This is like.
• 1:11:41
  Nora: It's in here.
• 1:11:42
  Nora: I'm so excited, there's so many smells.
• 1:11:44
  Nora: It smells awful.
• 1:11:46
  Chris: There are a lot of smells.
• 1:11:47
  Chris: And I must say here in the control room,
• 1:11:52
  Chris: they're both sitting directly in front of Mandy's face.
• 1:11:55
  Chris: And I am surprised that she is not throwing up right now.
• 1:11:58
  Mandy: I am like gagging.
• 1:12:00
  Mandy: I have barfing, it's been a rough couple of days
• 1:12:02
  Mandy: and this is not making any sense.
• 1:12:03
  Mandy: It was my idea right yeah, so I have issues sleeping a lot
• 1:12:07
  Mandy: And I hate shopping and the thing I hate most is grocery shopping
• 1:12:11
  Mandy: So I do that as a way to like bore myself to sleep when I can't sleep
• 1:12:14
  Mandy: Mm-hmm,
• 1:12:15
  Mandy: but then that means when if I execute the cart. I don't know what I've just ordered
• 1:12:19
  Mandy: Three o'clock in the morning
• 1:12:21
  Mandy: You know not sleeping
• 1:12:24
  Mandy: And that is how we ended up with today's tasty treats,
• 1:12:26
  Mandy: so
• 1:12:27
  Mandy: Charles would you like to introduce the the main event?
• 1:12:31
  Charles: Here we are folks.
• 1:12:33
  Charles: We've got some
• 1:12:35
  Nora: The summer cookout cookout tasty little treats now.
• 1:12:39
  Chris: Here's here. Can you get that into the into this close-up cam?
• 1:12:44
  Nora: Maybe up there we go
• 1:12:47
  Chris: Where's the hot dog?
• 1:12:53
  Charles: So the first thing oh, yeah text about she was like this was weeks ago we got this tech
• 1:12:59
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:12:59
  Nora: she said,
• 1:13:00
  Nora: "I guess it was in my shopping cart.
• 1:13:02
  Nora: "I ended up with these."
• 1:13:04
  Charles: Dr.
• 1:13:04
  Charles: Pepper smoked sausages.
• 1:13:07
  Charles: Yep,
• 1:13:08
  Charles: oh and it dripped.
• 1:13:10
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:13:10
  Nora: love that.
• 1:13:10
  Chris: Gross.
• 1:13:11
  Chris: And folks,
• 1:13:12
  Chris: if you're new to the show,
• 1:13:13
  Chris: we have not tried this stuff beforehand.
• 1:13:15
  Chris: We don't know what it tastes like.
• 1:13:17
  Chris: We are torturing ourselves and potentially throwing up
• 1:13:21
  Nora: for your enjoyment. - Live on camera.
• 1:13:22
  Charles: So we also have a few other things in here
• 1:13:25
  Charles: and here's the problem. - I don't know which is which.
• 1:13:28
  Charles: I don't think we should know.
• 1:13:31
  Charles: I think that's a good-
• 1:13:32
  Charles: We have two different kinds of baked beans.
• 1:13:34
  Charles: We have Dr. Pepper sweet and a bit sassy baked beans.
• 1:13:42
  Nora: Which we need a shirt of this, 'cause it's fantastic.
• 1:13:44
  Charles: And then the true offender.
• 1:13:48
  Nora: We're getting a lot of smells from.
• 1:13:50
  Chris: Apple pie.
• 1:13:51
  Nora: That's so gross.
• 1:13:52
  Nora: We're getting a lot of smells from this.
• 1:13:53
  Chris: I really don't understand the concept
• 1:13:55
  Chris: of apple pie baked beans.
• 1:13:58
  Mandy: Horror,
• 1:13:59
  Mandy: horror,
• 1:13:59
  Mandy: someone hates peewee.
• 1:14:00
  Charles: Then.
• 1:14:01
  Charles: The final, the piece de resistance,
• 1:14:05
  Charles: beer flavored Pringles chips.
• 1:14:08
  Charles: And not just beer. - Beer cheese.
• 1:14:09
  Nora: Beer cheese burger.
• 1:14:10
  Charles: Beer cheese burger Miller Lite.
• 1:14:13
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:14:15
  Nora: Beer cheese burger Pringles. - That is utterly disgusting.
• 1:14:18
  Chris: God, I'm so excited.
• 1:14:20
  Mandy: I can tell you the sausages,
• 1:14:23
  Mandy: the Dr. Pepper sausages were sleep fever induced.
• 1:14:27
  Mandy: The rest of it,
• 1:14:28
  Mandy: stone cold sober.
• 1:14:30
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:14:31
  Mandy: Saw that and was like, wow, that's gross.
• 1:14:32
  Mandy: I need someone to eat that.
• 1:14:34
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:14:34
  Chris: folks, before you think this is a case
• 1:14:36
  Chris: of like munchies or you know, those sorts of things,
• 1:14:40
  Chris: Mandy is not the sort of person
• 1:14:43
  Chris: who works with a lot of substances.
• 1:14:45
  Chris: So this is just Mandy being sober
• 1:14:50
  Chris: at three o'clock in the morning.
• 1:14:51
  Mandy: Yeah, sadly.
• 1:14:53
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:14:53
  Mandy: so.
• 1:14:54
  Mandy: Okay, let's do it guys.
• 1:14:55
  Mandy: Which one are we trying first?
• 1:14:56
  Mandy: Let's go for the hot dog, the star of the show.
• 1:14:59
  Charles: Okay, I'm gonna do this just plain,
• 1:15:01
  Charles: first off.
• 1:15:01
  Charles: By the way,
• 1:15:02
  Charles: I think I have ARFID now,
• 1:15:04
  Charles: smelling all of this.
• 1:15:05
  Mandy: It's so gross!
• 1:15:06
  Charles: It's not great,
• 1:15:08
  Charles: okay.
• 1:15:08
  Mandy: I'm gonna struggle.
• 1:15:09
  Charles: Cheers,
• 1:15:10
  Charles: cheers,
• 1:15:10
  Charles: cheers.
• 1:15:11
  Charles: Cheers.
• 1:15:14
  Mandy: Oh God,
• 1:15:15
  Mandy: cheers.
• 1:15:17
  Mandy: Oh, hold on.
• 1:15:20
  Mandy: Cheers.
• 1:15:21
  Mandy: Gross.
• 1:15:22
  Mandy: Here we go.
• 1:15:24
  Nora: Unfortunately,
• 1:15:24
  Nora: I could eat more of that.
• 1:15:26
  Mandy: Uh-huh.
• 1:15:28
  Charles: I spit it out.
• 1:15:29
  Mandy: I'm taking that too.
• 1:15:31
  Mandy: (moans)
• 1:15:34
  Charles: That was,
• 1:15:35
  Charles: you could eat more of it?
• 1:15:37
  Charles: That's kind of there.
• 1:15:38
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:15:39
  Charles: so I thought that this was gonna be
• 1:15:41
  Charles: the least horrendous of them.
• 1:15:43
  Charles: However, this is so offensive.
• 1:15:46
  Video: Oh my God, it's so bad.
• 1:15:48
  Charles: Yeah, it's pretty gross.
• 1:15:49
  Charles: Make it stop.
• 1:15:50
  Charles: Because it's like,
• 1:15:51
  Charles: it's sweet.
• 1:15:53
  Charles: And it doesn't taste like, you know how Dr. Pepper
• 1:15:55
  Charles: is very rich in a lot of different flavors
• 1:15:59
  Charles: and has some spice to it?
• 1:16:00
  Charles: I was expecting it was cooked in,
• 1:16:03
  Charles: 'cause sometimes you cook barbecue in a Dr. Pepper,
• 1:16:05
  Charles: that's something that you would normally do sometimes
• 1:16:08
  Charles: or like a Coke.
• 1:16:10
  Charles: This is horrendous.
• 1:16:12
  Mandy: Let the record show,
• 1:16:14
  Mandy: Charles,
• 1:16:14
  Mandy: when I showed this,
• 1:16:15
  Mandy: went,
• 1:16:16
  Mandy: "Oh, I bet those are actually really good."
• 1:16:18
  Charles: Yes,
• 1:16:19
  Charles: I was thinking that they were gonna be decent.
• 1:16:21
  Charles: They're sticky. - Another one
• 1:16:22
  Nora: of the white man's lies.
• 1:16:23
  Nora: They are sticky.
• 1:16:24
  Charles: This is,
• 1:16:25
  Charles: okay, hold on.
• 1:16:26
  Nora: It like sticks to the bun.
• 1:16:28
  Nora: Like,
• 1:16:29
  Nora: there's stickiness to it.
• 1:16:30
  Mandy: Did you eat another bit?
• 1:16:32
  Mandy: Like, did you eat another bite of it?
• 1:16:34
  Chris: No.
• 1:16:35
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:16:36
  Chris: I've gotta imagine the stickiness is probably
• 1:16:38
  Chris: like the glaze of the Dr. Pepper flavoring.
• 1:16:41
  Mandy: What is sticking out of your hot dog?
• 1:16:44
  Chris: Oh, it's like a fork.
• 1:16:47
  Chris: That did not come with the hot dog.
• 1:16:49
  Charles: That's why it tastes so bad.
• 1:16:50
  Charles: This is fine now.
• 1:16:51
  Charles: Oh yeah.
• 1:16:52
  Charles: It was very plasticky and fork-like.
• 1:16:54
  Mandy: Tell us what you think,
• 1:16:55
  Mandy: 'cause you seem to be eating it
• 1:16:57
  Charles: just like a squid. - Nora's almost done with it.
• 1:16:58
  Nora: I don't hate it.
• 1:16:59
  Nora: It's good with ketchup and mustard.
• 1:17:01
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:17:01
  Mandy: okay, I haven't been brave enough to try it.
• 1:17:03
  Chris: I'm scared to try it with ketchup and mustard.
• 1:17:05
  Mandy: You do it first, you do it first.
• 1:17:06
  Chris: I can't.
• 1:17:07
  Mandy: You do it first.
• 1:17:08
  Chris: Okay, hold on, let me dip.
• 1:17:12
  Chris: I'm not doing it.
• 1:17:14
  Chris: Mustard,
• 1:17:15
  Chris: ketchup.
• 1:17:16
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:17:18
  Mandy: Is that better?
• 1:17:21
  Charles: I hear you chomping over there, Nora,
• 1:17:23
  Charles: and I want to die.
• 1:17:26
  Charles: Sorry.
• 1:17:26
  Charles: You're just like,
• 1:17:27
  Charles: yum, yum, yum,
• 1:17:28
  Charles: yum, yum.
• 1:17:28
  Charles: This tastes,
• 1:17:29
  Charles: this is horrendous.
• 1:17:31
  Charles: What is?
• 1:17:32
  Chris: I wouldn't buy it.
• 1:17:33
  Chris: With ketchup and mustard,
• 1:17:35
  Chris: it kind of masks the Dr. Pepper flavor,
• 1:17:38
  Chris: and it just tastes like a regular hot dog.
• 1:17:41
  Nora: Which is why I think I like it.
• 1:17:42
  Nora: I like hot dogs.
• 1:17:44
  Chris: If you want to pay what I assume is a premium
• 1:17:47
  Chris: for Dr. Pepper hot dogs,
• 1:17:50
  Chris: and remove the Dr. Pepper flavoring
• 1:17:52
  Chris: and just make them a regular hot dog,
• 1:17:53
  Chris: they're fine.
• 1:17:54
  Nora: Well, and this one is a premium pork one.
• 1:17:56
  Nora: There is,
• 1:17:57
  Nora: this one's 100% pork.
• 1:17:59
  Nora: There's also a bratwurst version of this,
• 1:18:01
  Nora: 'cause this one's just the smoked sausage.
• 1:18:02
  Nora: There is another version of-
• 1:18:04
  Mandy: 3AMMe did not find that version.
• 1:18:06
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:18:07
  Nora: I-
• 1:18:07
  Chris: I think a bratwurst would probably be
• 1:18:09
  Chris: a little bit better, but that's only very relatively.
• 1:18:12
  Nora: I just had another hot dog delivered to me.
• 1:18:14
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:18:15
  Nora: Are you getting another?
• 1:18:16
  Nora: Hot dog delivery!
• 1:18:17
  Nora: Yay!
• 1:18:18
  Nora: Getting another one?
• 1:18:19
  Nora: I might.
• 1:18:21
  Nora: (laughs)
• 1:18:22
  Chris: Charles, it's Pride Month
• 1:18:24
  Chris: and you're throwing hot dogs at Nora.
• 1:18:27
  Chris: My hands smell like it.
• 1:18:30
  Nora: That's 'cause you touched it.
• 1:18:32
  Charles: It's, folks at home,
• 1:18:34
  Charles: this is legitimately,
• 1:18:36
  Charles: I-
• 1:18:37
  Nora: There is a bit of a Dr. Pepper flavor at the end.
• 1:18:40
  Nora: Would you eat it as a breakfast sausage?
• 1:18:42
  Nora: I would not eat it. - No.
• 1:18:45
  Chris: No.
• 1:18:45
  Mandy: That actually makes it a little more sensual.
• 1:18:47
  Nora: 'Cause my brain says-- - It's sweeter.
• 1:18:48
  Nora: My brain says it's a little bit sweet.
• 1:18:50
  Nora: Like a maple sausage.
• 1:18:50
  Nora: You think of a maple sausage,
• 1:18:52
  Nora: you think of a sausage with some spices,
• 1:18:54
  Nora: you think of putting maple syrup on sausage with some eggs.
• 1:18:57
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:18:58
  Nora: I think I'd probably eat it.
• 1:19:00
  Chris: I mean,
• 1:19:00
  Chris: maple syrup is one thing.
• 1:19:01
  Chris: I love maple syrup and sausage together.
• 1:19:04
  Chris: I think it's a great combination.
• 1:19:05
  Chris: I can't imagine doing the same thing
• 1:19:07
  Chris: with something that is flavored like Dr. Pepper.
• 1:19:09
  Mandy: This is like-
• 1:19:10
  Mandy: Speaking of things that are flavored like Dr. Pepper,
• 1:19:11
  Mandy: let's see if we can figure out
• 1:19:12
  Mandy: which baked beans are Dr. Pepper flavored.
• 1:19:15
  Mandy: Oh, okay.
• 1:19:15
  Video: Are we doing a lot through the right ones?
• 1:19:17
  Mandy: I'm not eating them.
• 1:19:18
  Mandy: I am allergic which one everything in them,
• 1:19:20
  Charles: right?
• 1:19:22
  Mandy: Let's do
• 1:19:23
  Charles: Let's work clock. I know which one's the dr. Pepper one this one's dr. Pepper, and yeah, it's gonna be apple pie,
• 1:19:28
  Nora: okay?
• 1:19:29
  Charles: Calling it now
• 1:19:30
  Chris: So the first one we're trying right now is what I think is in the chat are saying don't die and I appreciate the support
• 1:19:39
  Charles: You're wrong those were the apple pie was
• 1:19:44
  Nora: I'm not eating a second bite of that
• 1:19:46
  Nora: Ugh,
• 1:19:48
  Nora: I just tasted the apple pie.
• 1:19:50
  Nora: That's not good.
• 1:19:51
  Nora: That is patently not good.
• 1:19:54
  Nora: Oh my god.
• 1:19:55
  Nora: That is-
• 1:19:55
  Nora: I'm trying to push buttons without throwing up.
• 1:19:58
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:20:00
  Nora: That has definite apple pie bean undertones.
• 1:20:06
  Nora: Overtones.
• 1:20:07
  Nora: I'm really enjoying this
• 1:20:09
  Mandy: 'cause I'm just watching everyone else.
• 1:20:10
  Nora: Overtones.
• 1:20:11
  Nora: In fact,
• 1:20:12
  Nora: I'm gonna clear my palate here.
• 1:20:15
  Nora: That is so vile.
• 1:20:16
  Mandy: I'm reading another one!
• 1:20:18
  Mandy: Oh my god, you really are, I love you Nora.
• 1:20:20
  Mandy: I love you so much.
• 1:20:22
  Mandy: I am enjoying this immensely,
• 1:20:23
  Mandy: 'cause I just get to watch and observe our viewers,
• 1:20:26
  Mandy: and it's amazing.
• 1:20:28
  Mandy: (snorting)
• 1:20:30
  Charles: Remember when we named this bit Tasty Little Treats?
• 1:20:34
  Nora: There was always some irony to Tasty Little Treats.
• 1:20:38
  Chris: Charles, you need to make another graphic
• 1:20:39
  Chris: that's Nasty Little Treats by Tasty Little Treats.
• 1:20:42
  Charles: I have brought in-- - I'm nasty,
• 1:20:43
  Charles: you guys.
• 1:20:43
  Charles: I have brought in weird snacks.
• 1:20:46
  Charles: However,
• 1:20:46
  Charles: a majority of them have been decent.
• 1:20:51
  Charles: Okay, I'm trying the Dr. Pepper ones now.
• 1:20:52
  Nora: I don't know why.
• 1:20:55
  Nora: Yeah, let's try these-
• 1:20:57
  Chris: Dr. Pepper ones?
• 1:20:57
  Nora: Dr. Pepper beans.
• 1:20:58
  Chris: So here's Dr. Pepper beans of death,
• 1:21:00
  Chris: probably.
• 1:21:01
  Nora: You guys aren't gonna like that.
• 1:21:02
  Chris: (Brennan burps)
• 1:21:03
  Chris: I'm not even trying them.
• 1:21:04
  Chris: No, I am,
• 1:21:05
  Chris: I'm doing it.
• 1:21:06
  Chris: Okay,
• 1:21:07
  Chris: so.
• 1:21:08
  Chris: (Brennan retches)
• 1:21:09
  Chris: Well, they don't make me wanna retch like the apple pie.
• 1:21:12
  Chris: Oh, what are you talking about?
• 1:21:13
  Charles: That was horrible.
• 1:21:16
  Nora: That one's not good either.
• 1:21:17
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 1:21:19
  Nora: That one tastes like it has like,
• 1:21:21
  Nora: like there's like a floral fruity undertone to it,
• 1:21:24
  Nora: which is quite unpleasant.
• 1:21:26
  Chris: Yeah, I get like a kind of a sugary candy
• 1:21:29
  Chris: sort of vibe to it,
• 1:21:30
  Chris: but baked beans already has that kind of flavor.
• 1:21:33
  Chris: So it's not nearly as pronounced as the apple puke one.
• 1:21:37
  Nora: I knew these beans were gonna be bad.
• 1:21:40
  Nora: These are bad beans.
• 1:21:42
  Nora: These are bad beans.
• 1:21:43
  Nora: Like I have to cleanse my palate with the bad hot dog
• 1:21:47
  Charles: Except you enjoy the hot dog. I feel like I'm about to yarf. Y'all I may have to step away
• 1:21:52
  Nora: It would be nice to have some water or something. No
• 1:21:57
  Mandy: Anonymous person anonymous person a drink or something is being summoned
• 1:22:03
  Nora: Perfect,
• 1:22:04
  Charles: okay, this is gonna be fine beer cheeseburger.
• 1:22:07
  Charles: Take yours.
• 1:22:08
  Nora: It's gonna taste like all of the above is gonna be fine
• 1:22:12
  Charles: He says hopefully no no no that's not good.
• 1:22:17
  Nora: No, that's not good
• 1:22:21
  Nora: That is
• 1:22:24
  Nora: Not good not good
• 1:22:28
  Nora: Mystery treats
• 1:22:32
  Charles: Thank you
• 1:22:35
  Nora: We need a palate cleanser here like meat and spoiled
• 1:22:41
  Nora: spoiled
• 1:22:41
  Nora: Yeah, it's like Miller Lite,
• 1:22:44
  Nora: but it also tastes like burger grease
• 1:22:47
  Chris: The second bite is not nearly as good as the first. I don't know
• 1:22:51
  Charles: It tastes
• 1:22:54
  Charles: You know what it tastes like it tastes like those shitty ass like
• 1:22:58
  Charles: Like burgers that you get like there are like the the microwave ones
• 1:23:02
  Charles: Then you get at like pubs and stuff like that like those nasty ass like frozen White Castle burgers
• 1:23:09
  Mandy: That's what it tastes like my brother loves those it's crystals instead of White Castle,
• 1:23:13
  Chris: but people love crystals though
• 1:23:18
  Chris: Right,
• 1:23:18
  Chris: right
• 1:23:20
  Nora: A lot of cheese flavor and yes, there is an undercurrent of beer,
• 1:23:25
  Nora: but it's also tastes like a greasy
• 1:23:27
  Nora: Frozen burger.
• 1:23:28
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:23:29
  Chris: I want to die not good.
• 1:23:31
  Chris: It tastes like stale cheese,
• 1:23:32
  Chris: which I didn't even realize was a thing
• 1:23:34
  Chris: But now here we are
• 1:23:36
  Chris: I didn't eat the second one.
• 1:23:38
  Chris: I don't want the second one
• 1:23:40
  Chris: The second one okay second chip.
• 1:23:43
  Chris: I'll eat a second
• 1:23:44
  Mandy: fucking better
• 1:23:46
  Mandy: I think cringles on the first bite sometimes. They are pretty bad.
• 1:23:50
  Mandy: I maybe the second one's better is it better no
• 1:23:57
  Chris: Got worse somehow
• 1:24:00
  Mandy: Like do the apology light and apologize for inflicting this on everyone.
• 1:24:04
  Charles: I'm just associating over here
• 1:24:06
  Charles: Nora's calling me out for disassociating.
• 1:24:09
  Chris: As well as you should.
• 1:24:11
  Charles: I,
• 1:24:14
  Charles: I feel like maybe I need to quit this show.
• 1:24:18
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:24:18
  Mandy: I love that this is what pushed you over the edge.
• 1:24:24
  Mandy: Charles,
• 1:24:24
  Mandy: you were the one that were,
• 1:24:25
  Mandy: you were like, "Oh, I bet the Dr. Pepper thing is good."
• 1:24:28
  Mandy: And before,
• 1:24:29
  Mandy: you were like,
• 1:24:30
  Mandy: "Oh, I bet the Dr. Pepper beans are gonna slap."
• 1:24:32
  Mandy: I think that was a direct quote.
• 1:24:34
  Charles: It was, I was there.
• 1:24:35
  Charles: Cooking with dr. Pepper.
• 1:24:37
  Charles: It can be really good like especially in like barbecue.
• 1:24:40
  Charles: However,
• 1:24:41
  Charles: what this is not
• 1:24:42
  Chris: Is this this is not cooking?
• 1:24:45
  Chris: This is ultra processed
• 1:24:48
  Chris: Chemical additives.
• 1:24:50
  Chris: It's not the same as if you took a can of dr. Pepper and added it to your barbecue
• 1:24:54
  Nora: No, it's not it is not
• 1:24:56
  Nora: It's if you take the chemicals if you if you take the essence out of dr
• 1:25:00
  Nora: Pepper and then remove everything that makes it good and then put it back into the food
• 1:25:05
  Chris: Don't worry,
• 1:25:06
  Chris: Alex, we are not gonna die.
• 1:25:07
  Chris: We're just very unhappy.
• 1:25:10
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:25:11
  Nora: Charles might die.
• 1:25:13
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:25:13
  Nora: My gift to the show.
• 1:25:15
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:25:16
  Nora: Look, that one's gluten free,
• 1:25:18
  Nora: so those beans are just, they're healthy.
• 1:25:20
  Chris: I've never been more glad
• 1:25:21
  Chris: that we don't do this segment every week.
• 1:25:23
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:25:23
  Nora: I know,
• 1:25:25
  Nora: yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Nora: Honestly, worth the hype.
• 1:25:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:25:33
  Nora: No, I love it, Nora's enjoying this.
• 1:25:35
  Charles: You are a monster.
• 1:25:37
  Charles: You are a monster.
• 1:25:38
  Charles: I'm having a great time.
• 1:25:40
  Charles: You are the weirdest,
• 1:25:43
  Charles: strangest person.
• 1:25:44
  Mandy: I love Nora.
• 1:25:45
  Charles: And the fact that you are like into all of this
• 1:25:48
  Charles: and you're like, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
• 1:25:49
  Mandy: Oh my God, I love her so much.
• 1:25:53
  Mandy: So much.
• 1:25:54
  Charles: Is this shtick?
• 1:25:55
  Mandy: Is this shtick or are you just like-
• 1:25:57
  Mandy: She went for dog number two, man.
• 1:25:59
  Chris: She has eyes of pure joy right now.
• 1:26:01
  Mandy: And don't fake dog number two.
• 1:26:03
  Mandy: If she ate two,
• 1:26:05
  Mandy: that's real.
• 1:26:06
  Charles: Literally every single bite outside of the potato chip
• 1:26:09
  Charles: on this plate is something that I spit right out.
• 1:26:12
  Chris: Charles,
• 1:26:13
  Chris: Nora liked this enough
• 1:26:14
  Chris: to double fist the hot dogs.
• 1:26:16
  Mandy: I love it, I love it.
• 1:26:19
  Mandy: That makes me happy.
• 1:26:20
  Nora: I am eating a second hot dog.
• 1:26:22
  Charles: I hear it.
• 1:26:24
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:26:26
  Charles: I hear it in my ear hole right now.
• 1:26:29
  Charles: the horrendous noises that are being made.
• 1:26:32
  Mandy: So Alex is asking you not to abandon us, Charles,
• 1:26:36
  Mandy: over these foods and is definitely included
• 1:26:40
  Mandy: as part of the team.
• 1:26:41
  Mandy: So we're not abandoning Alex either.
• 1:26:44
  Mandy: Yes.
• 1:26:44
  Chris: So in fact-
• 1:26:45
  Nora: You're stuck with us, Charles.
• 1:26:46
  Chris: In fact, we are here every week,
• 1:26:49
  Chris: folks.
• 1:26:50
  Chris: We are here at 9 p.m. Eastern,
• 1:26:52
  Chris: 7 p.m. Mountain,
• 1:26:54
  Chris: here on YouTube or at loudspeaker.tv.
• 1:26:58
  Chris: We didn't talk about Patagonia.
• 1:27:00
  Chris: We do it every week.
• 1:27:01
  Chris: No, we didn't.
• 1:27:02
  Chris: That's fine.
• 1:27:03
  Chris: Patagonia's awesome.
• 1:27:04
  Chris: We'll talk about Patagonia next week.
• 1:27:05
  Chris: We got a lot of queer shit this month.
• 1:27:06
  Chris: We got queer stuff to do.
• 1:27:08
  Chris: Charles,
• 1:27:08
  Chris: tell the folks what's in store.
• 1:27:10
  Charles: What's in store?
• 1:27:12
  Charles: Listen to-
• 1:27:12
  Charles: Gay.
• 1:27:13
  Charles: Gay.
• 1:27:13
  Charles: Listen to Revolution 6.
• 1:27:14
  Charles: Gay.
• 1:27:15
  Charles: Shh.
• 1:27:15
  Charles: We got a new radio station,
• 1:27:17
  Charles: Revolution 6.
• 1:27:19
  Charles: We just put out some art for it.
• 1:27:22
  Charles: We built out all the art for it.
• 1:27:25
  Charles: Comes out in three days.
• 1:27:26
  Charles: You got to listen to this.
• 1:27:28
  Charles: It's awesome.
• 1:27:29
  Charles: It's great.
• 1:27:30
  Charles: Listen to The Riot.
• 1:27:31
  Charles: Like,
• 1:27:32
  Charles: as soon as the show gets over,
• 1:27:34
  Charles: you're probably sitting at home,
• 1:27:36
  Charles: I don't know,
• 1:27:38
  Charles: straight up jorking it at this point.
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