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Things That Must Go From November 26th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, these are things that are bugging you, dear
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  Speaker 2: friends of the program, things that you can't stand anymore.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that must go from your life. Once
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  Speaker 2: you finally get to that breaking point, you say, I
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  Speaker 2: just I'm gonna send this to Radio from Hell. Maybe
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: if they read my musco on the air, it'll make
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  Speaker 2: me feel better and maybe the thing will disappear. And
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  Speaker 2: sometimes it does happen. So you send your muscos to
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  Speaker 2: Radio from Hell at x ninety six dot com. Put
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  Speaker 2: musco on the subject line and it might help. Carrie.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to go first?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, first couple from the foot of Mount Doom. Don't
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  Speaker 3: give us a delivery window. If you come outside of
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  Speaker 3: the delivery window, don't tell me between one and three
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  Speaker 3: and then come at three thirty and you have no intention. No,
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  Speaker 3: you just told me that to make be happy. Also,
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  Speaker 3: if you're a huge corporate company and send automated emails,
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  Speaker 3: you should have more than one email template that you send.
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  Speaker 3: The subject line shouldn't say your delivery has been scheduled
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  Speaker 3: when I asked to have my delivery canceled and refunded,
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  Speaker 3: So then I have to call customer service hold for
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  Speaker 3: ten minutes to be told, Oh, sorry for any confusion,
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  Speaker 3: but that was to confirm your cancelation. Okay, the word
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  Speaker 3: cancelation is not anywhere in this email. It says delivery force.
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  Speaker 3: Is it get ready for your delivery?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing in there says cancelation. Also things that must
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  Speaker 3: go the sad crushed leaves that are on the floor,
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  Speaker 3: that of my car, mats that will soon be wet
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  Speaker 3: mush if I don't vacuum them out. Let's see this
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  Speaker 3: one from does Amy and Orum complaining about the food
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  Speaker 3: at Thanksgiving dinner must go. I have a relative who
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  Speaker 3: has some kind of healthy eating food purist, vegan, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know whatever, who would constantly be a Debbie downer
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  Speaker 3: about food. She would say things like, you know, eating
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  Speaker 3: meat is bad for your health, and those potatoes aren't organic,
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  Speaker 3: those pies are full of sugar and will make you sick.
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  Speaker 4: Just don't go to Thanksgiving dinner if you're if you're
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  Speaker 4: gonna set, yeah you can go, but just shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also, people with perfectly good empty driveways insisting on parking
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  Speaker 3: on both sides of small residential streets, creating a horrible
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  Speaker 3: and dangerous bottleneck dangerous because lots of kids around and
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  Speaker 3: I'm afraid one will dart out from between the cars.
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  Speaker 3: And finally this from Mike c Mike, carrot sticks must go.
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  Speaker 3: What anyone who put carrot sticks on a holiday buffet
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  Speaker 3: table knows nothing of the holiday spirits? Carrot I disagree
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  Speaker 3: with you. There you go, all right?
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  Speaker 4: Gina? Uh First, for me, my eyes, they they must go,
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  Speaker 4: at least half of them must go. Let's see this
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  Speaker 4: from Julie and Ogden. Good morning, lords, Thank you for
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  Speaker 4: letting me listen. Here are things, here's my thing that
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  Speaker 4: must go. People hating on the silly thing that's getting
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  Speaker 4: you through the awful reality of living in the world.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, I am beyond excited for a Stranger Thing
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  Speaker 4: season five. People keep feeling the need to tell me
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  Speaker 4: their reasons they don't like it or why they've never
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  Speaker 4: watched it. You don't need to convince me or give
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  Speaker 4: me an exclamation. We have a stupid president. Ice is
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  Speaker 4: kidnapping folks off the street. There's genocide happening. Let me
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  Speaker 4: have this harmless fun and be distracted from the reality
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  Speaker 4: of the world right now. Exactly, and yes, I know
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  Speaker 4: all about what David Harber did to Lily Allen, But
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  Speaker 4: I can separate the artists from the art What.
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  Speaker 2: Did he do?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone needs something frivolous right now. Whether it's wicked Taylor Swift,
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  Speaker 4: a sports team getting overly excited for Christmas, let them
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  Speaker 4: have it. If it's not for you and it's harmless,
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  Speaker 4: scroll on by. They don't need your explanation, Just let
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  Speaker 4: them enjoy it. Everything isn't meant for everyone. Have a
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  Speaker 4: wonderful Thanksgiving, Julie. This from Housekeeper Mariah. Hello, lords, here
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  Speaker 4: for another Things that Must Go Hotel edition. It's Housekeeper Mariah.
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  Speaker 4: First and foremost. When you leave your room to check
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  Speaker 4: out for the final time, please please please flush your toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I hate walking into a room and opening
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  Speaker 4: the bathroom to find the seat up and the toilet full. Second,
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  Speaker 4: aside from your final phone, wallet, keys, check, please make
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  Speaker 4: sure you have all your socks. It's gross to find
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  Speaker 4: your dirty socks as I'm wiping down chairs or changing sheets.
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  Speaker 4: That's all. Thanks for letting me listen, Mariah. Speaking of socks, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure who this is from. I'm sorry, but
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  Speaker 4: I have to request people who leave their dirty socks
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  Speaker 4: around and ask what can I do to stop my
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  Speaker 4: dog from eating socks? Must go? What a moronic question.
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  Speaker 2: Is that it? Yeah, listen, I got a cup on
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  Speaker 2: my own. First of all, one eight hundred cars for kids.
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  Speaker 4: What's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 2: I was at eight seven seven, that's right, it's say seven.
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  Speaker 4: They're raising money for kids with six.
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  Speaker 2: Do it a different way. Please, please, don't ever play
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  Speaker 2: that song on the radio again, ever, ever, ever. And
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  Speaker 2: people who say culinary instead of culinary, your culinary endeavors culinary.
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  Speaker 2: This culinary, it's culinary, not culinary, all right. This one says,
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  Speaker 2: good morning lords. You may use my name, okay, zay
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  Speaker 2: and I will. People who say hump Day must go,
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  Speaker 2: and people who say Happy Turkey Day must go. That's
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  Speaker 2: for me. Doctors who do not have a good bedside
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  Speaker 2: manner and are really not very nice must go. And
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  Speaker 2: we can put a man on the moon. We have
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  Speaker 2: AI that can do amazing things. But your phones suck
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  Speaker 2: and drop call I don't get it. Thanks, Lord's happy holidays.
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  Speaker 2: This one is from Tasha in North Ogden. Cancer must go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you've already taken the breasts of my sister, sister in
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  Speaker 2: law and niece, the lives of my dad, my mother
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  Speaker 2: in law and aunt. And now you're going after my
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  Speaker 2: sweet little mom. She's eighty five. Leave her alone, God
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  Speaker 2: for hell's sake. And also that fuzzy little piece of
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  Speaker 2: black lint that I picked up off the floor that
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  Speaker 2: began to wiggle. Damn you, chameleon spider. Thanks says always
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  Speaker 2: for all you do, Tasha. And this one says you
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  Speaker 2: can use my name. It's Tracy. Remember when you told
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey to grow the f up? Well he hasn't. He
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  Speaker 2: must go okay
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, That must go on the radio.