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S1E22 - 'Venus, Cupid, Folly and Time' · Dished at Birth

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  KARA: I saw Violet with Deaf Broadway last Friday because
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  a couple of my friends were leads in the show
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  and they did a wonderful job. But then as I was
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  sitting there, I realized the show is not for
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  me. Not my favorite. It had like some weird racial
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  politics.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: And it's about this woman who
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  has a scar on her face and she wants to travel
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  from North Carolina to Oklahoma. The year is
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  1962. It's the Vietnam War era, and it's also
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  the Civil Rights era. But she has a scar, and
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  she wants to go to Tulsa, Oklahoma, to meet this
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  Evangelical preacher who's going to supposedly
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  heal her and make her beautiful.
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  DANI: Likely story.
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  KARA: Very realistic. But not really any explanation
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  of why she believes it so strongly, or I guess
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  I understand the desire to be beautiful, but
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  then, spoiler, when she gets there, the evangelical
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  preacher was like, have you considered focusing
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  on your inner beauty? Because the scar on your
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  face looks fine. Like it's healed. And she was
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  like, I don't care that it's healed. I want it
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  gone. And he was like, I can't do that. I'm not
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  a plastic surgeon.
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  DANI: Right.
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  KARA: And then she's like,
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  oh my God, I'm ugly. But then the person she
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  was racist to in the beginning was like, no,
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  you're beautiful. Also, will you marry me? She's
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  like, okay.
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  DANI: Okay.
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  KARA: And that's the story. And then
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  the writers came up and they're these two white
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  people. And A and I looked at each other like,
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  what the hell did we just watch? Not my favorite
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  thing. I think I'm realizing there were just
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  some musicals, maybe I liked them earlier on,
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  but now I look at them and I'm like, what on
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  Earth, what were they thinking?
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  DANI: I think if you
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  put a lot of musicals under a lens and dissect
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  the plot, you'll find that there's not a lot
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  going on or there's a lot of the wrong stuff
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  going on. And they just kind of rest on their
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  laurels, which are the songs.
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  KARA: Yeah, like I liked
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  Hamilton, but now I'm like, that's so weird.
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  Dear Evan Hansen, also crazy.
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  DANI: Dear Evan Hansen's
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  plot is so crazy.
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  KARA: Insane.
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  DANI: And only like two songs
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  bang. The rest of it's like...
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  KARA: I know.
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  DANI: Pretty
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  cringe. Like, not to be like, it's cringe, but
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  like it kind of is.
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  KARA: [SINGS] You will be found.
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  DANI: I mean,
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  that's one of the songs that kind of bangs.
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  KARA: For
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  me, that doesn't hit. Sincerely Me hits the most
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  for me.
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  DANI: Really? I mean, that one's good too,
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  obviously. And then Waving Through a Window,
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  classic.
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  KARA: So good.
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  DANI: But then when you get into
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  like.
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  KARA: The storyline.
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  DANI: The one where he's like
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  talking about the baseball glove or whatever.
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  KARA: I hate that one.
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  DANI: Going back to Hamilton. Can't
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  believe you're throwing shade at Hamilton.
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  KARA: It's
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  just- they talk about a very specific part of
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  history without addressing anything else.
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  DANI: Yeah,
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  but how could they have? It's already a three
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  and a half hour show.
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  KARA: That's true. It's just
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  fascinating.
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  DANI: I think many people watched Hamilton
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  and were like, and this is it. This is the whole
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  story. And that's their failing, not the show's.
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  KARA: For sure, I think. That's the education system's
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  failing. They said, yes, Alexander Hamilton rapped.
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  DANI: Right, exactly.
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  KARA: He was a rapper.
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  DANI: But I'll kind
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  of defend Lin-Manuel Miranda to my last breath.
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  I think he catches way too many strays for how
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  talented he is. I don't know. People love to
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  be like, he's cringe, and it's true, but he's
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  so talented.
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  KARA: Okay, I'll allow that.
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  DANI: He's behind
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  all of the good musicals that have come out in
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  the last two decades.
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  KARA: But is he good at writing
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  rap songs?
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  DANI: I mean...
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  KARA: Is that your favorite musical?
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  DANI: No.
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  KARA: One good thing about Hamilton is that it
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  did get me through AP Gov.
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  DANI: Exactly.
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  KARA: Do you
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  know what I'm thinking of now? That ASL Theatre
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  full of hearing people who did Hamilton in ASL.
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  DANI: Yes. Oh, my God.
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  KARA: That was crazy.
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  DANI: That was crazy.
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  We never really got a resolution there. Why did
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  that happen? Also, and then all the people being
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  like, they're doing stuff wrong.
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  KARA: They're still
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  active on Instagram. ASL Theatre, guys. Let me pull
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  it up just to make sure I have the right-
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  DANI: They're
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  like kind of running a scam, aren't they?
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  KARA: It's
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  a group of ASL students.
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  DANI: Who are homeschooled.
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  KARA: They're all homeschooled. And they're doing plays.
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  DANI: I don't align myself with them.
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  KARA: So they're doing
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  Defying Gravity in ASL in this video. But famously,
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  they did several scenes of Hamilton in full dress,
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  full costume.
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  DANI: That went so viral.
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  KARA: It went very
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  viral because a lot of people were like, wow,
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  this is so cool.
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  DANI: And we were both fooled at first,
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  too.
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  KARA: But then several Deaf creators were like...
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  so this isn't correct. This is not how you sign
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  this at all. And then you look at it again. You're
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  like, well, the signing doesn't make any sense.
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  It's just like a bunch of high school kids who
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  must live in L.A. because they...
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  DANI: No.
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  KARA: I know.
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  Bad representation for you because they've also
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  worked with Deaf West. DANIL Well, maybe they just
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  like took a trip there.
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  KARA: Maybe.
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  DANI: I don't claim
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  these people.
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  KARA: Oh, they did a cover of Deaf West's
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  song. I don't know. This is Elephant Shoes, the
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  one that we want to see.
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  DANI: Oh, I don't know. Did
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  they work with Deaf West then? Or did they just
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  do that?
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  KARA: It just says cover.
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  DANI: Okay. That could
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  have been unsanctioned.
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  KARA: What's your favorite
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  musical?
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  DANI: Probably Into the Woods.
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  KARA: I've never
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  seen that. What's my favorite?
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: I love Fun
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  Home.
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  DANI: Really? Gay.
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  KARA: I know.
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  DANI: Because I saw it and
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  I was like, this is bad.
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  KARA: I think...
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  DANI: The keys
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  song?
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  KARA: It's annoying.
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  DANI: Shut up about the keys.
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  KARA: I think my thing is I just saw it at a very formidable
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  time. I was like 14 or 15. So I was like, oh,
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  I get it.
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  DANI: Formative years.
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  KARA: So maybe now if I
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  watched it, I would be like, this is so cringe.
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  Get a hold of yourself.
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  DANI: Maybe don't revisit it.
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  I wouldn't call it cringe. I just was like, the
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  book is bad.
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  KARA: I do like Spring Awakening.
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  DANI: Great
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  musical. Deaf West production. Stunning. Beautiful.
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  That was the first time I'd seen it. I didn't
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  know anything about it before then.
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  KARA: My biggest
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  regret is not seeing it on Broadway. Guys, I
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  had internalized ableism back then. And my parents
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  asked, do you want to see Deaf West do Spring
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  Awakening on Broadway? And I said, no. Isn't
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  that crazy?
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  DANI: Was it you were like, I don't want
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  to watch them sign or?
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  KARA: I think I was just like,
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  I don't sign. I don't know anyone who signs.
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  Like, what use would this be for me?
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  DANI: Well, so
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  Deaf West typically works with a double cast
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  so it's really cool.
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  KARA: I didn't know that though.
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  DANI: I think
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  that's why I asked you about Violet because I
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  was like I don't want to listen to Sutton Foster
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  because I'm a Sutton Foster hater sing.
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  KARA: I did
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  listen to Sutton Foster sing.
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  DANI: Because they just
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  play the original track.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  DANI: But Deaf West
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  has live singing and signing.
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  KARA: Yeah, they do a
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  double cast.
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  DANI: Yeah, two actors playing the same
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  role.
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  KARA: Which I think the way my mom framed it
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  to me was, do you want to see like a deaf production
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  of a show?
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: So I just thought it was going
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  to be people on stage signing and only signing.
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  So I was like, no.
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  DANI: Totally.
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  KARA: Why would I want
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  to do that? And then I think I, yeah, again,
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  internalized ableism. I was like, no.
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  DANI: Yeah, understood.
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  KARA: Yeah. But I missed out unfortch.
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  DANI: Well, we'll
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  be seeing Elephant Shoes this summer so, should
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  we get to the show?
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  KARA: Let's do it. [CHEERFUL ACOUSTIC MUSIC].
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  DANI: Did you go to
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  your prom?
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  KARA: Yeah, it was nice. I wore a dress
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  that I found online that was $90. It was just
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  a simple navy blue dress with some sequins on
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  the top. And it was great. And I went with a couple
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  friends. A bunch of friends, actually. None of
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  us had dates. So I didn't really feel left out.
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  Then after, we went to Southampton and spent
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  the night there. And then what my school did
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  was they had graduation the afternoon after prom.
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  DANI: That's insane.
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  KARA: But it's to encourage you not
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  to do anything stupid the night of prom. So you
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  don't drink and drive or go do anything crazy.
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  So we went to the Hamptons and then immediately
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  went back.
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  DANI: Right.
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  KARA: Got dressed and went to graduation.
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  All exhausted. Some were hung over. And that
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  was the end of high school for me.
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  DANI: That's crazy
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  that it's like the last night of high school
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  is prom. Ours was super staggered. Like the last
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  month, they like staggered out all the events.
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  So I think prom was like a month before graduation.
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  KARA: So did you have prom?
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  DANI: We had a prom. I did not
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  go.
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  KARA: Oh, really?
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  DANI: No.
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  KARA: I was going to ask if you
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  had a date.
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  DANI: I would have had a date had I wanted
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  one, but I ended up abstaining from going. I
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  went and got my first tattoo that night.
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  KARA: That's
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  awesome.
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  DANI: Instead. And it was so expensive. The
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  thing is that they like rented a really expensive
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  venue. And so then the ticket was like $200 or
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  something. And so I just said to my parents,
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  like, take that money that you were going to
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  spend buying me the ticket and pay for my tattoo.
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  And they said, yes. So then, yeah. Got my tattoo
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  and then we got dinner. I didn't go to a normal
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  enough high school where like the prom vibe was
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  like that monumental. But then again, this episode,
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  it's junior prom. It must be, right?
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  KARA: Oh, that's
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  so true. They have another year.
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  DANI: Or it must just
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  be, are they sophomores? No, they've got to be
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  juniors.
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  KARA: They've got to be juniors. They're 16.
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  DANI: Yeah, they're 16. So they're sophomores or juniors,
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  I guess, whatever.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  DANI: It doesn't feel like-
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  this prom could be any dance. Like, this could
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  be, like, the spring formal.
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  KARA: I don't know. They
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  seem like a nice prom. It looks like they rented
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  out a country club.
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  DANI: That's true. It does. But
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  no one's wearing prom-y dresses. Everyone's
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  wearing, like, a mid-length dress. Everyone's
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  wearing, like, spring formal or homecoming dresses.
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  KARA: Right, because the dresses are short.
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  DANI: I feel
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  like prom, usually people go floor-length. I
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  mean, I guess Daphne and Bay, fashionistas that
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  they are. Maybe they're just pushing those boundaries.
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  KARA: Yeah, we didn't see any other dresses, so we
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  have no idea.
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  DANI: No. So I think they're just like
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  calling it prom.
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  KARA: Interesting.
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  DANI: Episode 22?
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  KARA: Episode
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  22. Venus, Cupid, Folly, and Time, which aired
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  March 20th, 2012. And this is the spring finale.
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  And they're going to take a little break until
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  the fall. And we are also going to take a little
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  break, but not that long, just for a month.
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  DANI: Just
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  until the end of April.
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  KARA: Yeah, just a little breaky
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  break. This painting, Venus, Cupid, Folly, and
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  Time, is by Agnolo Bronzino. And Venus and Cupid
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  are kissing in the foreground while Folly is
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  to the right. And he is about to throw rose petals
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  on them. And then Father Time is looking from
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  above. Pretty much every character in this episode
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  is having some sort of romantic crossroads.
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  DANI: Yeah.
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  KARA: Bay and Emmett.
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  DANI: Daphne and Wilke.
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  KARA: Daphne and
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  Wilke. John and Kathryn.
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  DANI: Toby and Simone,
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  even though we don't really see Simone.
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  KARA: Yeah,
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  that's true. And then Regina and Patrick slash
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  Angelo.
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  DANI: And Craig Tebbe's kind of in the mix
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  there as well.
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  KARA: Yeah, so there is some sort of
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  romantic crossroads for pretty much every character
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  in the show, as I'm sure.
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  DANI: Fitting name.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  The episode starts off. Bay approaches Emmett
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  in his bedroom. The way this was shot.
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  DANI: It was
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  shot so weird.
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  KARA: It was like a handheld camera.
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  DANI: Yeah, it was a shaky cam.
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  KARA: It's so strange.
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  DANI: It
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  was like almost horror movie. Like I expected
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  him to turn around and be a zombie again. And
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  for this to be like a dream.
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  KARA: Yeah.
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  DANI: That Bay was
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  having.
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  KARA: And he goes, I have something I need
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  to tell you. And we are all thinking he's going
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  to tell her he cheated on her.
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  DANI: Right. I'm like,
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  damn, they're really getting to this fast after
• 11:22
  leaving us hanging the last episode.
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  KARA: But instead,
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  he goes down on one knee. And I'm like, and my
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  first thought was, oh, is he trying to make up
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  for what he did by proposing?
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  DANI: He's totally Summer
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  I Turned Pretty-ing her.
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  KARA: But then he presents
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  what he has in the box. And it's earplugs. And
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  he goes, will you go to prom with me? Carlton
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  proms are really loud.
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  DANI: So cute.
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  KARA: He's being perfect
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  boyfriend until later.
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  DANI: I hate it. It makes me
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  so mad. He had this ability the whole time and
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  he's only doing it when he's guilty.
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  KARA: He could
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  have been doing this. But yeah, he's doing this
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  because he feels guilty. And Bay, and all of
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  us, are relieved that he's not actually proposing.
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  She says yes, and then they kiss. Regina and
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  Patrick are on some random bench in a park, hugging.
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  DANI: When they appeared together, I was like, I actually
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  cannot believe this is still happening. I know
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  nothing happened in the last episode to kill
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  this relationship off. I just feel like it should
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  have died by now.
• 12:16
  KARA: Well, it's going to die, I
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  think, after this episode.
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  DANI: After Angelo smashes
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  it with a hammer.
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  KARA: Yeah. She tells Patrick, By
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  the way, Saturday's Daphne's prom. Do you want
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  to have a sex date? Basically, she was like,
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  Daphne's going to be out really late. My mom's
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  going to be out. She sounds like a teenager.
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  DANI: We know that Regina is interested in having a
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  very healthy sex life, and yet she's kind of
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  cock-blocked at every angle. So I understand.
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  KARA: Yeah, that's true.
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  DANI: And Patrick's not a bad-looking
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  guy.
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  KARA: No.
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  DANI: I'm just, like, bored by him.
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  KARA: We just
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  don't know anything about him.
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  DANI: No, he's not important.
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  Daphne is doing, you know, that bit that John
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  Mulaney bit where he's like, y'all ever try
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  to write happy birthday on a sign and you start
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  out big ass H and then you realize you're running
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  out of the room and then you forget and you start
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  for birthday and you just go big ass B. That
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  was her. So she is making a banner, a promposal
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  banner for Wilke and...
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  KARA: It's huge.
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  DANI: It's huge
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  and ugly and she's like drawn them in paint in
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  the corner and they look terrifying they look
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  like drawings I would turn into a child psychologist
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  and she looks pathetic in the driveway. It's sweet.
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  I felt for her, but I was also like girl, you gotta
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  get it together.
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  KARA: She's trying to write will you
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  go to prom with me, but she wrote big ass w's.
• 13:39
  DANI: Yeah.
• 13:39
  KARA: And...
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  DANI: She's sweet.
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  KARA: There's, will you go to
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  prom? Hypothetically.
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  DANI: Prom, will you go?
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  KARA: Prom,
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  will you?
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  DANI: Will you?
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  KARA: Go? Prom, go, will you?
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  DANI: Maybe.
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  KARA: And yeah, the drawings are scary. Bay approaches
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  and she goes, what are these gingerbread smurf people?
• 13:55
  DANI: Bay's like, aw. And Daphne's like, I'm nervous
• 13:58
  to ask him because I know deaf prom isn't really
• 14:00
  Wilke's type of thing. Girl, get a- Talk about
• 14:05
  internalized ableism. Daphne.
• 14:05
  KARA: Deaf prom sounds
• 14:08
  awesome.
• 14:08
  DANI: Not only that, but, like, don't be embarrassed.
• 14:12
  You should not be embarrassed on your boyfriend's,
• 14:15
  like, behalf. Well, I guess you should be embarrassed
• 14:17
  of Wilke not being able to sign. But that is
• 14:19
  not her fear. She's worried Wilke is going to
• 14:21
  be like, this is stupid.
• 14:21
  KARA: Yeah. Which he might.
• 14:25
  DANI: He wouldn't, though, is the thing.
• 14:25
  KARA: Yeah.
• 14:25
  DANI: I know
• 14:27
  the signing stuff, like, he just is incapable
• 14:31
  of, like, trying or making an effort in that
• 14:33
  way. But he's not, like, fuck deaf people. Like,
• 14:37
  he's not mean.
• 14:37
  KARA: You're right. He's not intentionally
• 14:41
  cruel.
• 14:41
  DANI: No. Yeah, it's more like a carelessness.
• 14:44
  KARA: Yeah. But Daphne does ask for help with the banner.
• 14:47
  Thank God. And Bay's like, yes, I got you. So
• 14:50
  this is sweet, they're having this sisterly moment
• 14:51
  this whole episode.
• 14:51
  DANI: Yeah, loving their sister
• 14:53
  vibes.
• 14:53
  KARA: Yeah.
• 14:53
  DANI: I don't like what they end up coming
• 14:57
  up with either, though.
• 14:57
  KARA: Well, Bay doesn't do
• 14:59
  any art.
• 14:59
  DANI: No, she makes the shitty poster.
• 14:59
  KARA: Al
• 15:03
  right, we'll get to it. Kathryn is wearing
• 15:05
  a really sexy red dress.
• 15:05
  DANI: She looks so hot.
• 15:05
  KARA: Yeah,
• 15:09
  we're in the Kennish house, and I guess she's
• 15:12
  trying on the dress because she and John are
• 15:14
  going to chaperone prom. But there's still some
• 15:16
  tension between her and John.
• 15:16
  DANI: There's a lot of
• 15:19
  tension.
• 15:19
  KARA: Yeah.
• 15:19
  DANI: I don't know how John can still
• 15:21
  be so cold to her. She looks so good.
• 15:21
  KARA: She looks
• 15:24
  so hot.
• 15:24
  DANI: But he's, yeah, he's kind of mean.
• 15:24
  KARA: Yeah.
• 15:27
  DANI: We ended with her being mad at him.
• 15:27
  KARA: But he's
• 15:31
  mad at her again. But she's like, you told Sara Lazar
• 15:34
  about the miscarriage. Why are you mad at me?
• 15:36
  DANI: He's still mad about the Britia thing.
• 15:36
  KARA: Yeah.
• 15:38
  Anyways, they're mad at each other. Craig Tebbe
• 15:41
  arrives. And he's like, so the private investigator
• 15:44
  went through Angelo's stuff in the storage unit.
• 15:47
  And there's a lactation consultant that Angelo
• 15:51
  had contact with, but she was never deposed.
• 15:53
  So I think we should go see her.
• 15:53
  DANI: But first he
• 15:56
  says, Kathryn, you look smoking. You look like
• 15:58
  a smoke show.
• 15:58
  KARA: He says what we're all thinking.
• 16:00
  DANI: Thank God.
• 16:00
  KARA: But I think the three of us going
• 16:03
  together, you, John specifically, will be too
• 16:05
  scary. So I think it should just be Kathryn
• 16:08
  and I. And John's like, fine, whatever, go.
• 16:08
  DANI: Leave
• 16:11
  your checkbook here and please try to return
• 16:13
  in the car that you came in.
• 16:13
  KARA: That's kind of funny.
• 16:15
  DANI: Which Kathryn does not. Not because she's selfish,
• 16:18
  but technically she does not.
• 16:18
  KARA: What do you mean, they left
• 16:20
  together? Oh, right, but then Toby has to pick
• 16:23
  her up.
• 16:23
  DANI: Yeah, Toby has to pick her up later.
• 16:24
  So she is coming back in a different car.
• 16:24
  KARA: Messed
• 16:28
  up. Bay is now helping Daphne with the new poster
• 16:31
  for Wilke. In the prior scene, they were saying,
• 16:34
  like, our high school always does something different
• 16:36
  for promposals. And, like, we always do a little
• 16:38
  twist. That's every school. They're not different.
• 16:41
  DANI: I actually feel like my school did not do twists.
• 16:44
  KARA: Yeah, mine didn't either. It was always a poster
• 16:47
  that's, like, will you go to prom with me.
• 16:47
  DANI: Yeah, it was,
• 16:49
  like, the classic, like, flowers, chocolate,
• 16:53
  like, some Valentine's Day type shit.
• 16:53
  KARA: Yeah, flower
• 16:56
  and a poster.
• 16:56
  DANI: Yeah.
• 16:56
  KARA: Whatever. Bay's helping Daphne
• 16:59
  with a poster for Wilke. And Regina's like,
• 17:02
  but what about my idea?
• 17:02
  DANI: Your idea sucked. Which
• 17:06
  is so funny because Regina's also an artist.
• 17:08
  Like, do you think it was her mom blindness that
• 17:10
  she's like, Daphne can do that by herself. Not
• 17:13
  realizing that Daphne is really not good. Like,
• 17:15
  she has no artistic talent.
• 17:15
  KARA: But she did a cute
• 17:17
  poster for Carlton way back when with the hands
• 17:21
  fingerspelling Carlton.
• 17:21
  DANI: Yeah, that was cute.
• 17:23
  KARA: Maybe her talents have regressed. I don't know.
• 17:26
  DANI: I feel like maybe part of it is like... Her and
• 17:29
  Wilke just aren't a good match. Like, she can't
• 17:31
  think of an idea for him on her own.
• 17:31
  KARA: So she has
• 17:35
  to draw Smurf people.
• 17:35
  DANI: Exactly.
• 17:35
  KARA: But Bay's like,
• 17:38
  Regina, why don't you do my hair for prom? And
• 17:40
  Regina's like, would love to. Your hair is gorgeous.
• 17:42
  Can't wait to get my hands on it.
• 17:42
  DANI: Yeah, she says,
• 17:44
  I've been dying to get my hands on your hair
• 17:47
  for a long time. And then she pauses and looks
• 17:50
  at her and goes, a long time.
• 17:50
  KARA: Okay, whatever.
• 17:53
  You could have made that happen sooner.
• 17:53
  DANI: Much
• 17:55
  sooner.
• 17:55
  KARA: Whatever. Regina's on the other side
• 17:57
  of the room. Her phone rings and it's from a
• 17:59
  block number. Yeah. And Bay's like, oh, can I
• 18:02
  answer it? Regina's like, yeah, go ahead. Bay
• 18:03
  answers it. Silence. She's stunned. And then
• 18:07
  she goes, it's for you. Regina goes, who is it?
• 18:10
  It's Angelo.
• 18:10
  DANI: You're right. I do feel like she's
• 18:12
  being daft.
• 18:12
  KARA: Guys, it's Angelo. Like, it's so
• 18:15
  obvious to me it's Angelo.
• 18:15
  DANI: Yeah, and Bay's face
• 18:18
  falls so hard when he's like, let me speak to
• 18:21
  Regina.
• 18:21
  KARA: We don't know what he says.
• 18:21
  DANI: No, we don't
• 18:23
  get to hear it.
• 18:23
  KARA: Considering how short the conversation
• 18:25
  was, it seems like he immediately wants to talk
• 18:28
  to Regina.
• 18:28
  DANI: Yeah.
• 18:28
  KARA: Cut to next scene immediately.
• 18:31
  Regina is at the detention facility where Angelo's
• 18:34
  being held.
• 18:34
  DANI: He has no business looking that sexy
• 18:38
  inside of a DHS facility. He's got a beard to
• 18:42
  show that time has passed. He looks so fine.
• 18:46
  KARA: He does.
• 18:46
  DANI: It's distracting.
• 18:46
  KARA: The stubble looks
• 18:49
  really good.
• 18:49
  DANI: Regina's not distracted, though.
• 18:52
  KARA: No, she's pissed.
• 18:52
  DANI: She's mad at him.
• 18:52
  KARA: She's like,
• 18:55
  where the fuck have you been? And he goes, well,
• 18:57
  I just went back to Italy to clear things up.
• 18:59
  That's crazy.
• 18:59
  DANI: That is crazy. He could have left
• 19:02
  a note.
• 19:02
  KARA: And that's what she says.
• 19:02
  DANI: Or send a text.
• 19:05
  KARA: Anything.
• 19:05
  DANI: Anything.
• 19:05
  KARA: And then he's like, but on
• 19:07
  my way back, I got detained. They keep treating
• 19:10
  me like I'm a criminal.
• 19:10
  DANI: Yeah, king, you are.
• 19:12
  KARA: This was crazy to watch. It's so timely considering
• 19:15
  everything that's going on with ICE. And the
• 19:17
  big words in the show say ICE and Department
• 19:20
  of Homeland Security. It was just too, it was
• 19:23
  too much. But Angelo's like, yeah, I guess I'm
• 19:26
  a criminal. Anyway, I need an immigration lawyer
• 19:29
  here. I have one in Italy, but not in the US.
• 19:31
  Can you get me one? And Regina's like, fine.
• 19:34
  But you and I, we're done. That's not true, guys.
• 19:37
  DANI: No, and he also doesn't believe that. And he
• 19:39
  says, come on. But then he says, everything I'm
• 19:42
  doing is so we can get back together. What about
• 19:46
  your daughter?
• 19:46
  KARA: Literally, what I wrote down.
• 19:49
  DANI: He's so sexy. But his character sucks so bad.
• 19:53
  KARA: He sucks.
• 19:53
  DANI: And, like, as much as I'm not on Regina's
• 19:56
  side, like, I am pro her being like, this is
• 19:59
  not about us. It shouldn't be.
• 19:59
  KARA: No.
• 19:59
  DANI: Whatever.
• 20:03
  KARA: I guess it's the next morning. But next scene,
• 20:06
  Regina's home. This DHS facility must be right
• 20:08
  in town because they are zipping back and forth
• 20:11
  from the detention facility like it's five minutes
• 20:13
  away.
• 20:13
  DANI: Regina's inside the Kennish house. And
• 20:16
  her and Kathryn are talking about their favorite
• 20:18
  subject, their daughter's sex lives.
• 20:18
  KARA: They said,
• 20:20
  oh, are our girls going to have sex after prom? And
• 20:23
  Kathryn says, well, I got Toby a box of condoms
• 20:26
  for after prom and I told him to be responsible.
• 20:28
  DANI: They're being so weird.
• 20:28
  KARA: They're being so weird.
• 20:30
  I would just talk to your daughters. It's promposal
• 20:33
  time.
• 20:33
  DANI: Oh, God.
• 20:33
  KARA: This is the cringiest thing I've
• 20:36
  ever seen. We're at Buckner. There's wanted posters
• 20:39
  for Wilke. For James Wilke Wilkerson III.
• 20:39
  DANI: It's
• 20:43
  like the worst Photoshop job you've ever seen.
• 20:45
  There's just like a photo of him playing guitar,
• 20:48
  cut out, like not cropped well. And then another
• 20:51
  photo of him closer up. And then just like a
• 20:54
  big like if seen call, presumably, Daphne?
• 20:58
  I don't even know.
• 20:58
  KARA: When the scene started, I
• 21:01
  was like, oh god, I remember what happens. And
• 21:03
  I, like, had to look away for a second.
• 21:03
  DANI: I know,
• 21:05
  it's really hard to watch. He's, like, looking
• 21:08
  around at these posters. People are looking at
• 21:10
  him. He's like, what the hell? Daphne comes up
• 21:13
  behind him, slams him up against the wall, puts
• 21:16
  his arms behind his back, and handcuffs him.
• 21:19
  KARA: Kinky.
• 21:19
  DANI: Yeah. And starts reading him his rights
• 21:23
  to her promposal.
• 21:23
  KARA: Fake rights.
• 21:23
  DANI: Yeah. You have
• 21:26
  the right to go to prom with me.
• 21:26
  KARA: It was like you
• 21:29
  had the right to remain silent. Anything you-
• 21:29
  DANI: Sign
• 21:33
  can and will be used against you because I'm
• 21:36
  taking you to the Carlton prom.
• 21:36
  KARA: It's this Saturday.
• 21:38
  Will you go with me?
• 21:38
  DANI: Also she's like laughing
• 21:41
  at herself as she's doing it like, she can't even
• 21:43
  commit.
• 21:43
  KARA: Also it's this Saturday. You should give
• 21:46
  more of a heads up.
• 21:46
  DANI: I agree.
• 21:46
  KARA: When you do promposals,
• 21:49
  I think people used to do them like a month in
• 21:50
  advance.
• 21:50
  DANI: Yeah, that's what I'm saying is I'm
• 21:52
  like, this is not a prom. This is like a homecoming.
• 21:54
  They're just calling it prom.
• 21:54
  KARA: Yeah, whatever.
• 21:57
  The whole school is watching this happen also.
• 22:00
  And Wilke rejects her in front of everyone and
• 22:03
  goes I can't. I have a paper due Monday. I
• 22:07
  can't.
• 22:07
  DANI: And she is like, what the fuck? You never
• 22:10
  care about school. And he's like, no, I like
• 22:12
  really have to do this one.
• 22:12
  KARA: My dad's on my ass.
• 22:15
  I felt like he was lying because he got the ick.
• 22:18
  DANI: Honestly, I would have gotten it. I kind of got
• 22:20
  the ick too, Daphne.
• 22:20
  KARA: He was like, you just embarrassed
• 22:22
  me in front of the whole school.
• 22:22
  DANI: I'm not doing
• 22:24
  that. So weird. Also, I think it's weird to prom-
• 22:28
  pose someone at their school to go to your school's
• 22:31
  prom.
• 22:31
  KARA: True.
• 22:31
  DANI: Like, Buckner's not having a prom.
• 22:34
  That's also what I mean. Like, Buckner's not
• 22:36
  having a prom at the same time.
• 22:36
  KARA: Yeah, they are.
• 22:38
  Toby's with Simone are his.
• 22:38
  DANI: No, he's... Is
• 22:40
  he?
• 22:40
  KARA: Yeah, because Kathryn got condoms for him.
• 22:43
  DANI: No, she's talking about, like, his junior prom
• 22:44
  last year. She says, like, last year...
• 22:44
  KARA: But he's
• 22:46
  a junior now.
• 22:46
  DANI: No, he's a senior. If he's- first
• 22:50
  of all, if he's a junior, then the girls are
• 22:51
  sophomores.
• 22:51
  KARA: Okay, you're right. So he's a senior.
• 22:54
  DANI: I think they're just calling prom, they're
• 22:55
  just using prom as a term for dance.
• 22:55
  KARA: Okay.
• 22:55
  DANI: Because
• 22:59
  they're saying, Kathryn's saying, like
• 23:00
  when it was Toby's prom, I got him a box of condoms
• 23:04
  and they got hotel rooms.
• 23:04
  KARA: Okay.
• 23:04
  DANI: They're not having
• 23:07
  their own prom. Buckner is not having a prom.
• 23:09
  KARA: Or at least not this week.
• 23:09
  DANI: Yeah. So.
• 23:09
  KARA: We don't
• 23:13
  care about Toby's prom. Next scene, we're at
• 23:16
  Bay's art studio, I guess. And Kathryn runs
• 23:19
  up to Bay and Daphne and goes, hi, prom. And
• 23:22
  she has gifts.
• 23:22
  DANI: I like her enthusiasm.
• 23:22
  KARA: She's so
• 23:25
  excited about everything. I love her.
• 23:25
  DANI: But I will
• 23:28
  say. Her excitement level then, I was like, to
• 23:32
  convince me that she is not staging some sort
• 23:35
  of photo shoot for said prom is, again, confusing
• 23:38
  and leads me to believe this is just a random
• 23:41
  dance.
• 23:41
  KARA: Yeah, maybe.
• 23:41
  DANI: There is no way Kathryn
• 23:43
  Kennish would not have a professional photographer
• 23:45
  and a staged backdrop for them to take beautiful
• 23:48
  prom photos together.
• 23:48
  KARA: Or like a pre-party.
• 23:48
  DANI: Exactly.
• 23:51
  Exactly. And instead, she's literally not even
• 23:54
  there. She's giving them the gifts now and then
• 23:56
  tells them, take lots of pictures.
• 23:56
  KARA: She gives
• 23:59
  Bay a brooch?
• 23:59
  DANI: I honestly was not. I think it's
• 24:02
  a hair clip.
• 24:02
  KARA: But the hair clip she wears later
• 24:05
  is different.
• 24:05
  DANI: Then I have no idea what it is.
• 24:07
  Maybe it's like a bracelet.
• 24:07
  KARA: It's not clear.
• 24:07
  DANI: I
• 24:09
  don't see a brooch on her.
• 24:09
  KARA: Me neither. I was
• 24:11
  like, I don't think Bay even wears it later.
• 24:13
  So bad continuity, guys. And then a purse for
• 24:16
  Daphne. Like a shiny, glimmery purse.
• 24:16
  DANI: Yeah, she
• 24:21
  calls it the magic purse.
• 24:21
  KARA: Yeah.
• 24:21
  DANI: Because it goes
• 24:23
  with everything except the awful outfit that
• 24:25
  Daphne ends up wearing.
• 24:25
  KARA: We will get to that.
• 24:27
  And then Kathryn leaves and Daphne's like,
• 24:29
  Bay, this sucks. I don't even want to go to prom
• 24:32
  because Wilke has a paper due. And Bay's like,
• 24:34
  Wilke? Paper?
• 24:34
  DANI: That guy? Okay.
• 24:34
  KARA: And then she rightfully
• 24:39
  says, like, you don't need a date. Just go with friends
• 24:41
  or come with me and Emmett and other people.
• 24:44
  DANI: I think, honestly, Daphne this far. Like if Emmett
• 24:48
  wasn't dating Bay, she would have just taken
• 24:51
  him if Wilke was busy. So she like hasn't thought
• 24:54
  of what to do next.
• 24:54
  KARA: Daphne goes to the car wash.
• 24:58
  And Travis is back.
• 24:58
  DANI: So Daphne decides, I don't
• 25:02
  need Emmett. I have Travis now. And she goes
• 25:05
  to the car wash and she says, you going to prom?
• 25:08
  KARA: And he goes, no.
• 25:08
  DANI: He also says, it's bad enough
• 25:11
  that I have to go to school with those people.
• 25:13
  I don't want to like watch them get dressed up.
• 25:15
  Is he talking about all of Carlton?
• 25:15
  KARA: Yeah, I think
• 25:18
  so.
• 25:18
  DANI: Why is he like that?
• 25:18
  KARA: Because he can't get
• 25:20
  along with anyone.
• 25:20
  DANI: But then it takes her like
• 25:22
  two seconds of convincing. And he's like, maybe
• 25:25
  I'll go.
• 25:25
  KARA: Yeah.
• 25:25
  DANI: He wants to make Daphne happy.
• 25:28
  He's a sweetheart deep down.
• 25:28
  KARA: He is. Craig and
• 25:31
  Kathryn are at the lactation consultant's house.
• 25:35
  Her name is Colleen Vandernoot.
• 25:35
  DANI: Yeah, this Vandernoot
• 25:38
  lady is weird.
• 25:38
  KARA: I like that the house is beautiful
• 25:41
  and it's like a sweet grandma house. They have
• 25:44
  like sugar cookies and sweet tea.
• 25:44
  DANI: And it's kind
• 25:48
  of like in the middle of nowhere.
• 25:48
  KARA: Yeah, like
• 25:50
  surrounded by mountains. There's hanging plants
• 25:52
  and this nice white ranch style house. Colleen
• 25:56
  Vandernoot is played by Dee Wallace, who played
• 25:58
  the mom in E.T. And she's been in a bunch of
• 25:59
  horror movies. But she's a wealth of information
• 26:02
  at first. She was like in the hospital the nurses
• 26:04
  were overworked. They were still transitioning
• 26:06
  to the computer system. So we were writing everything.
• 26:09
  by pen. The name tags would get smashed. It
• 26:12
  was a mess.
• 26:12
  DANI: And they're like, amazing. This is
• 26:14
  great information. And she says, I'm happy to
• 26:17
  testify. Anything you need. And they're like,
• 26:19
  awesome. Keep going. And she's like, and once
• 26:22
  they got the computer started, they started implanting
• 26:24
  those babies with barcodes. And they go, excuse
• 26:27
  me?
• 26:27
  KARA: In preparation for the coming of the Antichrist.
• 26:31
  And they're like, thank you. We're going to go
• 26:33
  now. Regina is doing Bay's hair for prom. She's
• 26:38
  up in curls and Bay's nervous and she's like
• 26:41
  this is my first deaf event, this is scary. I get
• 26:44
  it.
• 26:44
  DANI: Yeah.
• 26:44
  KARA: I can't, I was trying to think what was
• 26:46
  my first deaf event I've been to. I can't remember.
• 26:49
  I think actually it was a holiday party for the
• 26:53
  Sign Language Center. That was my first big deaf
• 26:56
  event. I was nervous so I get it, Bay. And Bay asked
• 26:59
  Regina, did Angelo ask about me? The answer is
• 27:02
  no.
• 27:02
  DANI: Regina lies. She says yes.
• 27:02
  KARA: Right thing to
• 27:05
  do. And also, is he going to stay? And does he
• 27:08
  know we want him here? And Regina's like, I think
• 27:11
  he knows what to realistically expect. And Bay's
• 27:14
  like, so he doesn't know. Oof.
• 27:14
  DANI: Oof. Also, I know
• 27:18
  Bay's hair isn't finished, but when it was up
• 27:20
  in those curlers, it's really giving in the Princess
• 27:22
  Diaries when they're giving her a makeover and
• 27:25
  they turn her around and it is done and she looks
• 27:28
  like a moose. And she's like, I look like a moose.
• 27:31
  And he goes, yeah, a pretty moose.
• 27:31
  KARA: I haven't
• 27:33
  seen Princess Diaries since I was 12.
• 27:33
  DANI: It really
• 27:36
  holds up. Bay's hair turns out fine.
• 27:36
  KARA: It's cute.
• 27:39
  It looks the same.
• 27:39
  DANI: Yeah.
• 27:39
  KARA: It's like her same beautiful
• 27:42
  curls.
• 27:42
  DANI: She just has like a deeper side part than
• 27:45
  normal.
• 27:45
  KARA: With a clip in.
• 27:45
  DANI: Yeah.
• 27:45
  KARA: That is not the
• 27:48
  one Kathryn gave her.
• 27:48
  DANI: No, it is not.
• 27:48
  KARA: Daphne
• 27:50
  goes to Wilke's house with lemon bars. And Wilke's
• 27:54
  dad answers the door. And he's like, oh, hi,
• 27:57
  you must be Daphne. Invites her inside. And he's
• 27:59
  like, you are a lovely person. Why do you like
• 28:02
  my son?
• 28:02
  DANI: He's so mean.
• 28:02
  KARA: And Daphne's like because
• 28:06
  he's funny and cute and smart. And he's like,
• 28:10
  are you talking about my son?
• 28:10
  DANI: Also, this actor,
• 28:13
  I don't know his name, but he is also in Psych.
• 28:16
  He plays Sean's dad in Psych.
• 28:16
  KARA: Oh, fun.
• 28:16
  DANI: Yeah.
• 28:18
  KARA: He's been in a lot of soap operas. I looked him
• 28:21
  up briefly.
• 28:21
  DANI: Oh, interesting. I think he's a really
• 28:23
  good actor.
• 28:23
  KARA: Sure.
• 28:23
  DANI: So that surprises me. No shade
• 28:26
  to soap operas. But like, come on, let's be real.
• 28:28
  KARA: Sure. And he's like, sorry, Daphne, Wilke's
• 28:31
  not here. He snuck off again. Probably one last
• 28:33
  act of rebellion. Before he leaves. And Daphne's
• 28:36
  like, leaves?
• 28:36
  DANI: He's shipping him off to boarding
• 28:38
  school.
• 28:38
  KARA: This is going to be the end of Wilke.
• 28:41
  DANI: I know, I'm sad.
• 28:41
  KARA: Because Austin Butler got cast
• 28:44
  in The Carrie Diaries, which is why he leaves
• 28:47
  the show.
• 28:47
  DANI: Such a good show.
• 28:47
  KARA: I've heard great
• 28:49
  things.
• 28:49
  DANI: It's so good. It has nothing to do with
• 28:52
  sex in the city. They threw out Carrie's entire
• 28:54
  plot line. He's so sexy in that show, too.
• 28:54
  KARA: Okay,
• 28:58
  great.
• 28:58
  DANI: Gorgeous. Amazing. I really recommend
• 29:00
  it. That show also canceled too soon.
• 29:00
  KARA: Yeah, only
• 29:03
  two seasons.
• 29:03
  DANI: It does come to an end. Like, it's
• 29:07
  not like it, like, when it ends, you're like,
• 29:09
  oh, this is the ending. But it feels like it
• 29:12
  should have been more. But I think they're lengthy
• 29:13
  seasons, much like Switched at Birth. Like, they're,
• 29:16
  like, 20-episode seasons. So it's about the
• 29:20
  equivalent of, like, a four-season show today.
• 29:22
  KARA: The good old days.
• 29:22
  DANI: I know. God, I miss them.
• 29:25
  KARA: Well, Austin Butler's cast as the male lead in
• 29:27
  Carrie Diaries, so this is the last we see of
• 29:30
  him on Switched at Birth.
• 29:30
  DANI: I'm so sad that he's
• 29:32
  leaving.
• 29:32
  KARA: Yeah. And Daphne's sad too. Daphne is.
• 29:36
  DANI: And it's fucked up that he didn't tell her.
• 29:36
  KARA: Yeah.
• 29:37
  DANI: But also maybe not. I don't know. Is he her boyfriend?
• 29:40
  We don't even know.
• 29:40
  KARA: They've been together long
• 29:42
  enough.
• 29:42
  DANI: Wait, that's so, if he, he's being shipped
• 29:45
  off to boarding school, like.
• 29:45
  KARA: I guess in the
• 29:46
  fall.
• 29:46
  DANI: No, like right now.
• 29:46
  KARA: Oh, right. He said
• 29:49
  this.
• 29:49
  DANI: Yeah.
• 29:49
  KARA: But it's prom. Prom is what, June?
• 29:52
  DANI: That's, this is my point. There's no way that
• 29:55
  this is prom. They're just using the word prom.
• 29:58
  KARA: Is it? Let's say it's March. Cause the show.
• 30:00
  DANI: Yeah.
• 30:00
  KARA: The show aired in March. And they're just
• 30:03
  doing the junior banquet.
• 30:03
  DANI: This is like the winter
• 30:04
  finale.
• 30:04
  KARA: Like a spring banquet.
• 30:04
  DANI: Yeah.
• 30:04
  KARA: I remember
• 30:07
  I had a junior banquet. We didn't call it a junior
• 30:10
  prom. We called it a junior banquet. And that
• 30:11
  was like in April.
• 30:11
  DANI: Okay.
• 30:11
  KARA: So maybe he's just
• 30:14
  finishing out the rest of the year at boarding
• 30:16
  school. That's so strange.
• 30:16
  DANI: It does seem like
• 30:19
  they could stay together because wouldn't he
• 30:20
  come home for the summer?
• 30:20
  KARA: Right.
• 30:20
  DANI: Is it a year
• 30:23
  -round boarding school? I feel like they could
• 30:24
  probably do two months of distance and then whatever.
• 30:27
  KARA: It doesn't matter because they're kicking him
• 30:28
  out.
• 30:28
  DANI: Right. They were like, we got to get him
• 30:30
  out of here. They should have just said military
• 30:32
  school because that's year-round, I think.
• 30:32
  KARA: Or,
• 30:35
  like, to his mom's house. Maybe mom doesn't live
• 30:37
  at home or something. I don't know.
• 30:37
  DANI: Isn't he
• 30:39
  going to get away with more shit at boarding
• 30:41
  school? His dad was just like, I don't want to
• 30:43
  deal with him anymore.
• 30:43
  KARA: Yeah, but what? The school
• 30:46
  is not going to, like, force him to force a pen
• 30:48
  in his hand and make him write a paper.
• 30:48
  DANI: Right.
• 30:51
  And I feel like boarding school, no one's going
• 30:53
  to be watching what he does after hours.
• 30:53
  KARA: Not
• 30:56
  at all.
• 30:56
  DANI: Wilke's going to clean up at boarding
• 30:58
  school. Think of the gambling he's going to be
• 31:00
  able to do with those other rich boarding school
• 31:02
  kids.
• 31:02
  KARA: He's going to have a great time, honestly.
• 31:04
  DANI: I know. This is really bad for his addiction.
• 31:06
  KARA: It is. Craig and Kathryn left Colleen Vandernoot's
• 31:09
  house, but he has a flat tire. And AAA is taking
• 31:13
  forever.
• 31:13
  DANI: Yeah.
• 31:13
  KARA: So they're stuck on the side of
• 31:16
  the road.
• 31:16
  DANI: They're stranded.
• 31:16
  KARA: That's it for now.
• 31:18
  Now Emmett arrives at the Kennish property to
• 31:21
  pick up Bay, and he has his brand new motorcycle.
• 31:24
  DANI: That was fast.
• 31:24
  KARA: He's really good at building things,
• 31:27
  I guess. Bay looks cute.
• 31:27
  DANI: Yeah.
• 31:27
  KARA: The dress is cute.
• 31:30
  DANI: It's, like, fine.
• 31:30
  KARA: I'm sad Kathryn's missing
• 31:32
  this. But now that I know it's not a real prom,
• 31:34
  I'm less sad.
• 31:34
  DANI: Also, she's going to be there.
• 31:37
  KARA: That's true. He gifts Bay a helmet with her name
• 31:40
  on it.
• 31:40
  DANI: Yeah.
• 31:40
  KARA: And she says, thank you.
• 31:40
  DANI: She acts
• 31:43
  like it's a really big deal. It does just sort
• 31:45
  of look like a sticker.
• 31:45
  KARA: It's a sticker.
• 31:45
  DANI: So. But,
• 31:49
  okay. Cute.
• 31:49
  KARA: Yeah. But Bay has Angelo on her mind.
• 31:53
  DANI: Yeah.
• 31:53
  KARA: And she is very worried about him leaving.
• 31:56
  And she's like, what if we took a detour? And
• 31:59
  Emmett's like, yeah, let's go see him.
• 31:59
  DANI: Because
• 32:01
  he's being a great boyfriend because he's guilty.
• 32:04
  KARA: Yeah. And apparently the DHS facility is five
• 32:08
  minutes away.
• 32:08
  DANI: Just down the road.
• 32:08
  KARA: Around the
• 32:10
  corner. I feel like this is past visiting hours.
• 32:13
  DANI: You would think. I also feel like wouldn't she
• 32:16
  need to be on an approved list already?
• 32:16
  KARA: I've
• 32:19
  looked up how easy is it to visit someone?
• 32:19
  DANI: Maybe
• 32:23
  because he's in a holding facility and not like...
• 32:26
  KARA: But he's detained.
• 32:26
  DANI: It seems like a casual...
• 32:29
  It seems like a way station between...
• 32:29
  KARA: They don't
• 32:31
  explain this though.
• 32:31
  DANI: No, I'm just filling it
• 32:34
  in.
• 32:34
  KARA: It happened off screen. But they arrive at
• 32:36
  the detention center that is five minutes away
• 32:38
  and Bay sees someone getting shoved into an ICE
• 32:41
  van. Again, this is horrifying to watch considering
• 32:44
  the time we live in. They arrive at the detention
• 32:46
  center and she sees Angelo. I guess security
• 32:49
  was like, here's your father.
• 32:49
  DANI: Yeah, they were
• 32:52
  like, oh, of course, right this way.
• 32:52
  KARA: Yeah. And
• 32:54
  Bay's like, so what the fuck happened? Where
• 32:57
  have you been all these weeks? And he goes, well,
• 33:00
  I just want to clear everything up in Italy.
• 33:02
  And she rightfully asked- this is the same conversation
• 33:05
  with Regina. Like, why didn't you call or text
• 33:07
  or leave a note or anything?
• 33:07
  DANI: Yeah.
• 33:07
  KARA: And he goes,
• 33:11
  well, I'm sure your family is bad mouthing
• 33:14
  me.
• 33:14
  DANI: Yeah, he's being so weird. He's like, well,
• 33:16
  I didn't want your parents talking more shit
• 33:19
  about me than they already are. She's like, they
• 33:20
  literally aren't. He's like, I bet they were
• 33:22
  going to call ICE on me. She's like, they were
• 33:25
  actually going to help you, but.
• 33:25
  KARA: And yeah, they
• 33:27
  actually were going to help you. Also, if you
• 33:29
  need anything, let me know. And he goes, no,
• 33:32
  no. And Bay's like, no, what's up? What do you
• 33:35
  need? He goes, I really want to call my immigration
• 33:37
  lawyer in Italy, but it costs money.
• 33:37
  DANI: He's such a male
• 33:41
  manipulator.
• 33:41
  KARA: And Bay goes, I have like $40.
• 33:41
  DANI: And
• 33:44
  we don't see him say yes, but clearly he takes
• 33:47
  it.
• 33:47
  KARA: Like all the $40, I think.
• 33:47
  DANI: Yeah, because
• 33:50
  she's feeling weird when she gets to prom.
• 33:50
  KARA: Ugh,
• 33:52
  God.
• 33:52
  DANI: Okay, and then back at the Kennish house,
• 33:55
  Daphne's getting ready.
• 33:55
  KARA: Yes.
• 33:55
  DANI: And I guess she
• 33:58
  thinks she's going by herself. Like, she's getting
• 34:01
  ready to go by herself. Her hair also not done
• 34:05
  yet, but looks crazy. And then she comes downstairs
• 34:08
  and she gets a text from a blocked number that
• 34:12
  says, come downstairs.
• 34:12
  KARA: I thought this was Angelo
• 34:14
  for a second.
• 34:14
  DANI: Really?
• 34:14
  KARA: It's just a blocked number.
• 34:17
  DANI: Because of the blocked number.
• 34:17
  KARA: I was like, how
• 34:18
  did he get out?
• 34:18
  DANI: Like, obviously we're meant to
• 34:20
  think it's Wilke, but then she goes downstairs
• 34:22
  and it's Travis.
• 34:22
  KARA: Yeah, he's wearing a little
• 34:25
  tuxedo t-shirt.
• 34:25
  DANI: Yeah, it's cute. And he has
• 34:28
  like a corsage for her.
• 34:28
  KARA: But it's like a plastic
• 34:31
  toy.
• 34:31
  DANI: Yeah, but that's sweet, whatever. And he's
• 34:34
  like, so I heard a group of us were going to
• 34:37
  prom. And then he's like can you drive? Because
• 34:40
  it took me, like, an hour to get here on the
• 34:42
  bus.
• 34:42
  KARA: He traveled an hour.
• 34:42
  DANI: On the bus! He says,
• 34:46
  my dad's having his poker night anyway, so I
• 34:48
  figured I'd keep you company. Which just, like,
• 34:50
  alludes to, like, how sad Travis's home life
• 34:53
  is.
• 34:53
  KARA: I get it.
• 34:53
  DANI: It really tugged at my heartstrings.
• 34:56
  KARA: He said, I'd rather be a Carlton with all these
• 34:59
  insufferable people.
• 34:59
  DANI: Yeah.
• 34:59
  KARA: Rather than with my
• 35:02
  insufferable father.
• 35:02
  DANI: Yeah. And she's like, of
• 35:05
  course, like, I'll drive. Come upstairs. And
• 35:07
  she leads him up. And then she sees a limo pulling
• 35:10
  in and Wilke gets out.
• 35:10
  KARA: Fully dressed in a real
• 35:14
  tuxedo.
• 35:14
  DANI: Yeah.
• 35:14
  KARA: Like a bouquet of flowers.
• 35:14
  DANI: Yeah.
• 35:17
  Big romantic gesture.
• 35:17
  KARA: I would be furious.
• 35:17
  DANI: And
• 35:21
  she kind of is.
• 35:21
  KARA: Yeah. She's like, what's going
• 35:24
  on? He goes, well, I wanted to surprise you,
• 35:27
  obviously.
• 35:27
  DANI: She's like, you haven't been texting
• 35:29
  me back. He's like, my phone was off while I
• 35:31
  was planning this surprise, obviously.
• 35:31
  KARA: And Travis
• 35:35
  comes back down. He's like, oh, shit, it's Wilke.
• 35:37
  And Wilke goes, thanks Travis, for keeping
• 35:39
  her company, but I'll take it from here.
• 35:39
  DANI: And
• 35:42
  Daphne's like, no, he's coming in the limo with
• 35:44
  us, obviously. Like, fuck you.
• 35:44
  KARA: Thank God. I was
• 35:46
  afraid Daphne was going to kick him out.
• 35:46
  DANI: No,
• 35:49
  she wouldn't have.
• 35:49
  KARA: I was really scared.
• 35:49
  DANI: She wouldn't
• 35:52
  have. She's not that bad.
• 35:52
  KARA: She's not that bad.
• 35:54
  I noticed the way they sign limo. Usually the
• 35:56
  regular sign for limo is you would just like
• 35:59
  stretch out your hands like a really long car.
• 36:01
  But they did limo on the nose like snooty.
• 36:01
  DANI: Oh,
• 36:04
  that's fun.
• 36:04
  KARA: Because this is snooty.
• 36:04
  DANI: So Daphne
• 36:06
  was kind of being like, you want to come in the
• 36:09
  limo?
• 36:09
  KARA: Exactly.
• 36:09
  DANI: That's fun.
• 36:09
  KARA: Do you want to go
• 36:11
  in this very expensive car that Wilke rented?
• 36:14
  And Travis is like, hell yeah.
• 36:14
  DANI: Yeah. Yeah. I
• 36:17
  like that there's no moment where they're like,
• 36:19
  maybe Travis is romantically interested in Daphne
• 36:22
  he's really just like I'm here as a friend, I
• 36:25
  do not give a fuck if Wilke is here.
• 36:25
  KARA: Yeah.
• 36:25
  DANI: Yeah.
• 36:28
  But Wilke is very upset that Travis is here.
• 36:30
  So they're in the car together and he's being
• 36:33
  really rude he's like, he's like, hey, like, Travis,
• 36:36
  like, stop eating the snacks. Like, those are
• 36:38
  for us.
• 36:38
  KARA: Travis is eating what looks like a delicious
• 36:41
  bowl of chocolate covered strawberries.
• 36:41
  DANI: Yeah,
• 36:42
  they look so good.
• 36:42
  KARA: And he's reclining on the
• 36:44
  seat. And Wilke's like, do you mind? And Travis
• 36:47
  is like, what?
• 36:47
  DANI: Yeah.
• 36:47
  KARA: What's your problem, Wilke?
• 36:49
  DANI: He's a part of this, too.
• 36:49
  KARA: And Daphne, now we
• 36:52
  get to see the dress. Would you like to describe
• 36:53
  the dress? I wrote, do you know what the two
• 36:57
  of them look like to me? It's Kermit and Miss
• 36:59
  Piggy.
• 36:59
  DANI: That's mean. But kind of.
• 36:59
  KARA: It's the color
• 37:03
  of the dress. It is a nude dress.
• 37:03
  DANI: It's like a
• 37:07
  nudey pink.
• 37:07
  KARA: Strapless?
• 37:07
  DANI: Yeah, which is not a flattering
• 37:11
  color on Daphne.
• 37:11
  KARA: Because she has pale skin already.
• 37:14
  DANI: She's already quite pink toned. So it is sort
• 37:17
  of giving complete nude.
• 37:17
  KARA: Yeah.
• 37:17
  DANI: Strapless in a
• 37:20
  way that is also extremely unflattering. There's
• 37:22
  no cleavage happening. It's like a clinging situation.
• 37:26
  And it is a short dress, like it cuts off
• 37:29
  at the knee, which is a bad place for a dress
• 37:32
  to cut off, like right at the knee. That is not
• 37:34
  flattering.
• 37:34
  KARA: Conservative.
• 37:34
  DANI: Yeah, it's very conservative.
• 37:38
  And the whole bottom half of the dress is feathers.
• 37:41
  KARA: Feathers. She does have- the hair's cute, though.
• 37:43
  It's like half up with some waves.
• 37:43
  DANI: It's fine.
• 37:46
  Yeah, that's the hair you do. Also the shoes.
• 37:48
  The shoes are like a tan nude. And they're like
• 37:52
  too high for the dress. It doesn't make any sense.
• 37:55
  KARA: I know.
• 37:55
  DANI: It's really bad. They did her so dirty.
• 37:58
  KARA: She looks like a nude Muppet.
• 37:58
  DANI: She's giving nude
• 38:01
  Muppet.
• 38:01
  KARA: It's unfortunate. Together they look
• 38:03
  like Kermit and Miss Piggy.
• 38:03
  DANI: Totally.
• 38:03
  KARA: Now we're caught
• 38:06
  in prom with Bay and Emmett. I guess this detention
• 38:09
  center is right outside of town because they're
• 38:11
  there on time. Wilke and Daphne, I guess, arrived
• 38:15
  because they're sitting on a bench outside of
• 38:17
  prom. And she's mad at Wilke for the way he
• 38:20
  treated Travis. But then she's also like, I saw
• 38:23
  your dad.
• 38:23
  DANI: Yeah.
• 38:23
  KARA: And I heard you're going to boarding
• 38:26
  school. And Wilke's like, well, I was going
• 38:28
  to tell you. But Daphne doesn't want to hear
• 38:30
  it. And she storms out. I think this is kind
• 38:33
  of warranted.
• 38:33
  DANI: It's totally warranted. But then
• 38:35
  later on when she's like, OK, let's just have
• 38:38
  one good like last night together. I'm like,
• 38:40
  yeah, you should have gotten there sooner. Because
• 38:42
  at this point, it's like-
• 38:42
  KARA: You're at prom. Just
• 38:44
  have a good time.
• 38:44
  DANI: You're at prom. This isn't
• 38:46
  your boyfriend anymore. He's about to go away
• 38:49
  forever.
• 38:49
  KARA: Have some of Travis's alcohol before
• 38:52
  it gets confiscated.
• 38:52
  DANI: Get a little sip from the
• 38:54
  flask and just, like, live it up. Because Wilke
• 38:57
  is kind of the have fun guy anyway.
• 38:57
  KARA: Yeah.
• 38:57
  DANI: So,
• 38:59
  like, what's the point of having a heartfelt
• 39:01
  conversation about how you should have acted
• 39:03
  differently?
• 39:03
  KARA: Everyone's trying to have a heartfelt
• 39:05
  conversation at this inappropriate setting. Not
• 39:08
  the time.
• 39:08
  DANI: This is for dancing.
• 39:08
  KARA: It's for dancing
• 39:10
  and spiking a drink, which Travis attempts to
• 39:14
  do. But then John comes up behind him and catches
• 39:17
  him in the act. And Travis attempts to play dumb.
• 39:20
  DANI: Yeah.
• 39:20
  KARA: I loved when John goes, you, drinky, and
• 39:25
  waves his finger. No.
• 39:25
  DANI: But also, why are they
• 39:28
  letting John chaperone deaf prom? He cannot sign
• 39:32
  for shit.
• 39:32
  KARA: Yeah.
• 39:32
  DANI: Anyway.
• 39:32
  KARA: I think you drinky
• 39:35
  no is very clear, though.
• 39:35
  DANI: No, it's really good.
• 39:37
  Yeah, true.
• 39:37
  KARA: And Travis hands over the flask.
• 39:39
  It's John and Melody's for the rest of the night.
• 39:41
  DANI: And they will be drinking from it.
• 39:41
  KARA: Regina is
• 39:44
  out with Patrick. They're going to have their
• 39:46
  sexy date.
• 39:46
  DANI: I feel like Italian before sex, not
• 39:50
  ideal.
• 39:50
  KARA: What should you eat before sex?
• 39:50
  DANI: Preferably
• 39:53
  nothing. A power bar?
• 39:53
  KARA: I don't know. I think I
• 39:56
  could do Italian, but then a nice break in between.
• 39:59
  DANI: Sure. A nap before.
• 39:59
  KARA: But she's glued to her phone
• 40:02
  this entire date. Poor Patrick.
• 40:02
  DANI: Regina's a walking
• 40:05
  red flag.
• 40:05
  KARA: She goes, sorry, it's my ex. You know,
• 40:09
  like, it's this guy, Angelo. And Patrick's like,
• 40:11
  I know who he is. And she's just basically trying
• 40:13
  to convince herself she's over him. She's like,
• 40:15
  sorry, it's like the immigration lawyer. And
• 40:17
  Patrick, to his credit, is trying to be supportive
• 40:21
  and listen to all this.
• 40:21
  DANI: He's being super great.
• 40:24
  And she just does the thing that you absolutely
• 40:26
  don't want to do on a date is be like, what am
• 40:30
  I doing? I'm sitting here with this great guy
• 40:33
  who doesn't need a lawyer, who isn't in detention.
• 40:36
  KARA: Who's not a fugitive.
• 40:36
  DANI: Not a fugitive. And here
• 40:39
  I am thinking about this other guy. And it's
• 40:41
  like, right. We already know that. And he already
• 40:44
  knows that. Like you spelling that out for yourself
• 40:46
  out loud is not helping your case at all.
• 40:46
  KARA: And
• 40:50
  Patrick's like, I'm not a fugitive. That's the
• 40:52
  bare minimum?
• 40:52
  DANI: Also, she doesn't say like why
• 40:54
  she likes him.
• 40:54
  KARA: No.
• 40:54
  DANI: She's just listing all the
• 40:57
  ways he's not like Angelo.
• 40:57
  KARA: And why she should
• 41:00
  like him because he's not like Angelo.
• 41:00
  DANI: I mean,
• 41:02
  I can't list a lot of things about Patrick I
• 41:04
  like either, but she should be able to. She's
• 41:06
  about to have sex with him.
• 41:06
  KARA: He likes art and
• 41:09
  she likes art. That's all I could tell you. Next
• 41:11
  scene, we're back at prom and Emmett leaves Bay
• 41:14
  to go say hi to someone, whatever. And John comes
• 41:18
  up and he does like a little silly dad dance.
• 41:20
  And Bay, since she just saw Angelo and kind of
• 41:23
  hates Angelo, is like, wait, John, dad, you kind
• 41:27
  of rock. I'm very grateful I have you.
• 41:27
  DANI: She's
• 41:29
  like, at least you're just like embarrassing
• 41:30
  me at prom and not taking my $40.
• 41:30
  KARA: Love you, dad.
• 41:34
  DANI: And then. We're back on the side of the road.
• 41:37
  KARA: Yep. They're still waiting for AAA.
• 41:37
  DANI: Yeah. Kathryn's still
• 41:40
  waiting with Craig and they're like having a
• 41:42
  chat and he's like, oh, you're cold. He takes
• 41:46
  his jacket off and she's like, no, no, I'm fine.
• 41:49
  He wraps it around her. It's like a scene out
• 41:51
  of a romantic movie.
• 41:51
  KARA: Yep.
• 41:51
  DANI: They're like snuggled
• 41:54
  together under this coat, faces so close together.
• 41:57
  And then they're like two centimeters from kissing.
• 42:00
  KARA: But then Kathryn pulls away.
• 42:00
  DANI: And then Kathryn
• 42:01
  pulls away.
• 42:01
  KARA: And Craig goes, I'm so sorry. And
• 42:04
  Kathryn goes, no, it wasn't just you.
• 42:04
  DANI: Good
• 42:06
  of her to admit that. Because it isn't just him.
• 42:10
  I mean, he's being extremely unprofessional.
• 42:12
  But I get it. She looks amazing.
• 42:12
  KARA: She's wearing
• 42:15
  the red dress. Now, back at prom, Bay sees Daphne.
• 42:19
  And she says, I saw Angelo, but I don't want
• 42:23
  to talk about it. And Daphne's like, great, because
• 42:24
  I don't want to hear about it.
• 42:24
  DANI: Points for honesty.
• 42:27
  KARA: Daphne tells Bay, by the way, Wilke's going
• 42:29
  to boarding school. Everything sucks. And Bay's
• 42:32
  like, wow, that does suck. Why don't we leave
• 42:34
  this place and have some fun with Toby and Simone?
• 42:36
  DANI: She hates Simone. Like, are they good now? I
• 42:39
  don't understand how they're good now.
• 42:39
  KARA: Memory
• 42:41
  of a goldfish, like you said last episode.
• 42:41
  DANI: So
• 42:44
  she's like, yeah, we should all go to like a
• 42:45
  World of Fun or something.
• 42:45
  KARA: Yeah, I don't know.
• 42:48
  Just like get out of here and also have fun.
• 42:50
  DANI: A little inconsiderate of her. Granted, fuck
• 42:53
  Emmett, but she doesn't know yet. It's Emmett's
• 42:56
  prom. Like for her pitch to be like let's
• 42:59
  leave here so that we can support the send
• 43:02
  -off of Daphne's boyfriend that is not your friend.
• 43:06
  It's, like, a little crazy.
• 43:06
  KARA: Yeah, this is the
• 43:07
  problem you were invited to.
• 43:07
  DANI: Yeah, like, maybe
• 43:09
  consult him first. But she's like, let's get
• 43:12
  out of here. Let's go to World of Fun. Hit up
• 43:14
  the golf course. And Daphne's like, yeah, that
• 43:17
  sounds like a good idea.
• 43:17
  KARA: Yeah. John is drinking
• 43:20
  from Travis's flask, and Melody catches him in
• 43:23
  the act. And she's like, hand it over, and she chugs
• 43:26
  it. Kind of hot.
• 43:26
  DANI: She does a good job. Yeah, she
• 43:28
  looks hot doing it.
• 43:28
  KARA: She has, like, a little 80s
• 43:30
  look. She has a purple dress and some wavy hair
• 43:32
  going on. Kind of teased a little bit. And she
• 43:35
  goes, where's Kathryn? And John goes, Kathryn's
• 43:38
  out playing Nancy Drew right now. And I like
• 43:40
  that Melody mimed the magnifying glass. Maybe
• 43:45
  that's the sign for Nancy Drew. Who knows? But
• 43:47
  that was fun. And Melody signs, you two have
• 43:49
  been through a lot in these past few months.
• 43:51
  And then she signs something else. But John doesn't
• 43:54
  understand. But Principal Rose, thankfully, is
• 43:56
  on the other side of this park.
• 43:56
  DANI: Thank God. She's
• 43:58
  available to yell out what Melody was signing.
• 44:01
  KARA: And she translates it. And she goes, Melody envies
• 44:05
  your devotion. You two are long distance runners.
• 44:08
  That's sweet.
• 44:08
  DANI: Also come a long way from Melody
• 44:10
  hitting on John. Like for her this time to be
• 44:13
  like, love your wife.
• 44:13
  KARA: You two kind of rock.
• 44:13
  DANI: Love
• 44:16
  your love.
• 44:16
  KARA: Kathryn made yummy chocolate blood
• 44:18
  last episode.
• 44:18
  DANI: Yeah, she won Melody over.
• 44:18
  KARA: Yeah,
• 44:22
  you two are pretty cool. And then the next scene,
• 44:25
  Regina and Patrick are sneaking into the Kennish
• 44:28
  house to steal condoms.
• 44:28
  DANI: Right.
• 44:28
  KARA: I feel like if
• 44:31
  you planned a sex date, condoms would be, like,
• 44:34
  one of the things on your mind.
• 44:34
  DANI: Also, like, it
• 44:36
  just makes me mad when men aren't prepared.
• 44:36
  KARA: I
• 44:39
  know. We talked about this before.
• 44:39
  DANI: He should
• 44:40
  have been prepared.
• 44:40
  KARA: Then Kathryn arrives at
• 44:42
  prom because Toby picked her up.
• 44:42
  DANI: After they almost
• 44:46
  kiss, Kathryn's like, I have to call my son.
• 44:48
  KARA: Yeah. I'm not waiting for AAA.
• 44:48
  DANI: Yeah. So she shows
• 44:52
  up at prom and she sees John.
• 44:52
  KARA: John comes up to
• 44:56
  Kathryn in her sexy red dress and he goes,
• 44:59
  do you want to dance? And the two of them apologize
• 45:01
  and make up and they have a beautiful little
• 45:03
  dance together.
• 45:03
  DANI: They do. Is this a safe space
• 45:06
  to critique their signing?
• 45:06
  KARA: Oh, for sure.
• 45:06
  DANI: John,
• 45:09
  like, as kind of as a bit is like, I'm going
• 45:12
  to sign this to you.
• 45:12
  KARA: Because we're at deaf prom.
• 45:14
  DANI: And so he's like, you want to dance? And his
• 45:17
  dance is like, I don't even know. I can't even
• 45:20
  redo what his is. But Kathryn goes, I would
• 45:23
  love to dance with you. And all she signs back,
• 45:26
  it's like, it's like a little ant crawling.
• 45:26
  KARA: It's
• 45:29
  like, it's like walking on the hand instead of
• 45:32
  like the P going back and forth.
• 45:32
  DANI: Yeah. It's
• 45:35
  bad. It's.
• 45:35
  KARA: Yeah.
• 45:35
  DANI: It's bad form. So that was a
• 45:39
  little bit distracting from their beautiful moment.
• 45:41
  But it is nice to see that they're no longer
• 45:43
  on the rocks.
• 45:43
  KARA: They're long distance runners.
• 45:46
  DANI: Yeah. So then Daphne goes to Wilke. And she's
• 45:50
  like, hey, what if we all get out of here? And
• 45:54
  we go to World of Fun. And he's like, okay. And
• 45:57
  she's like, yeah, we go with Toby and Simone
• 45:59
  and Emmett and Bay. And he's like- I don't know
• 46:02
  why he chooses to be mad about Emmett.
• 46:02
  KARA: I think
• 46:07
  because he knows about Simone's behavior, but
• 46:10
  I think he's even more hurt that Emmett would
• 46:12
  do something like this.
• 46:12
  DANI: Yeah. He's like, I don't
• 46:14
  want to go with Emmett. And Daphne's like, you've
• 46:17
  hated Emmett since day one. What's going on?
• 46:20
  KARA: Which I don't know if that's true.
• 46:20
  DANI: I guess he's
• 46:23
  just always not really giving a fuck about Emmett,
• 46:25
  which is true.
• 46:25
  KARA: But they just never clicked.
• 46:25
  DANI: Then
• 46:28
  he kind of, I guess, kind of hated him because
• 46:30
  maybe he was jealous of him? Right? Because he
• 46:33
  wanted to get with Daphne.
• 46:33
  KARA: Yeah.
• 46:33
  DANI: But Wilke's
• 46:36
  like, I've just always felt that he's phony.
• 46:39
  KARA: And Daphne's like, he's my best friend. I've
• 46:41
  known him my whole life.
• 46:41
  DANI: Right.
• 46:41
  KARA: And then Wilke
• 46:43
  walks away mumbling, I don't think you know him
• 46:47
  as well as you do. And Daphne's like, so you
• 46:49
  just walked away and mumbled to a deaf person,
• 46:51
  what did you say? And then he comes clean. And
• 46:54
  he goes, Emmett slept with Simone at the basketball
• 46:57
  tournament. And Daphne immediately goes why
• 47:00
  would you say something like that?
• 47:00
  DANI: She, like,
• 47:02
  does not believe it at all.
• 47:02
  KARA: No, he didn't. And
• 47:05
  he's like, I saw it in the text. And Daphne goes,
• 47:07
  why didn't you tell me sooner? And he goes, well,
• 47:09
  I want to get involved.
• 47:09
  DANI: Especially now that we
• 47:11
  know that he's leaving. I can understand not
• 47:13
  wanting to be, like, the one to blow up that
• 47:15
  situation and then dip.
• 47:15
  KARA: Yeah. So Daphne immediately
• 47:18
  runs back into the prom. She grabs Emmett, who
• 47:22
  was dancing with Bay, and she goes-
• 47:22
  DANI: I know,
• 47:23
  Bay looked like she was having a really good
• 47:25
  time, too.
• 47:25
  KARA: I know.
• 47:25
  DANI: I felt bad.
• 47:25
  KARA: But she's like,
• 47:28
  sorry to interrupt. Emmett, let's talk. They go
• 47:30
  outside and she immediately goes, did you sleep
• 47:34
  with Simone? Emmett acts so confused. What?
• 47:34
  DANI: He's
• 47:39
  such a bad liar.
• 47:39
  KARA: And Daphne gets this right away.
• 47:39
  DANI: Yeah.
• 47:42
  She asked him like seven times the same. She's
• 47:45
  like, you didn't sleep with Simone? And he's
• 47:46
  like, no.
• 47:46
  KARA: You didn't?
• 47:46
  DANI: You didn't?
• 47:46
  KARA: Sleep with
• 47:48
  Simone?
• 47:48
  DANI: Sleep with? Simone? No.
• 47:48
  KARA: No. You sure?
• 47:52
  DANI: Yeah. And she's like, okay, if you say you didn't,
• 47:54
  then I believe you. Sorry for asking.
• 47:54
  KARA: Go back
• 47:57
  to dancing. And then immediately goes back to
• 48:00
  Wilke. And is like, shit.
• 48:00
  DANI: He lied.
• 48:00
  KARA: He lied
• 48:03
  to my face.
• 48:03
  DANI: Yeah. He's a liar. But Emmett knows.
• 48:06
  Emmett knows he's caught.
• 48:06
  KARA: Emmett knows.
• 48:06
  DANI: Because
• 48:09
  he right away goes to Bay.
• 48:09
  KARA: He is riddled with
• 48:11
  guilt. But Daphne goes back to Wilke and is
• 48:13
  like, what do we do? We need to tell Bay. Maybe
• 48:16
  don't tell her tonight.
• 48:16
  DANI: Yeah.
• 48:16
  KARA: But it's fine because
• 48:18
  Emmett is going to ruin everything anyway.
• 48:18
  DANI: Yeah.
• 48:21
  All by himself.
• 48:21
  KARA: He comes back to the dance floor
• 48:24
  like shaking with guilt. And Bay immediately
• 48:26
  sees it. And she's like, what's wrong? And he
• 48:28
  goes, can we talk outside?
• 48:28
  DANI: Smart of him to know
• 48:31
  that, like, once Daphne knows, it's all over.
• 48:34
  KARA: It's over. They go outside. He sits her down
• 48:37
  on the bench at this country club that they're
• 48:39
  at. And then he goes, I made a mistake at the
• 48:42
  basketball tournament. I hooked up with someone.
• 48:45
  And Vanessa Marano is acting her ass off here.
• 48:48
  And she goes, was it Daphne?
• 48:48
  DANI: That's crazy. Daphne's
• 48:51
  been so nice to you these past few episodes.
• 48:53
  Don't drag her into this.
• 48:53
  KARA: And he goes, no, no.
• 48:56
  But she's like, you have to tell me who it is.
• 48:58
  You have to tell me, who was it.
• 48:58
  DANI: Oh, and he does
• 49:00
  the most painful, slow finger spelling.
• 49:00
  KARA: S-I
• 49:04
  -M-O-N-E.
• 49:04
  DANI: Yeah, he's, like, looking away from
• 49:07
  his hand. He can't even bear to watch himself
• 49:09
  sign it.
• 49:09
  KARA: And Bay can't even look at him. She
• 49:12
  runs off.
• 49:12
  DANI: And Bay's like, you don't even know
• 49:14
  her, which is so sweet and sad because it's like,
• 49:16
  yeah, Bay's never slept with anyone. She's like,
• 49:19
  it's not even like you cheated on me with someone
• 49:21
  where, like, would have meant something. It's,
• 49:23
  like, almost worse to her, I feel. She's like,
• 49:26
  you don't even give a fuck about her. Why would
• 49:28
  you sleep with her? That's crazy.
• 49:28
  KARA: Worst junior
• 49:31
  banquet ever.
• 49:31
  DANI: So yeah, she runs off.
• 49:31
  KARA: Wilke and
• 49:36
  Daphne are sitting on the bench in front of some
• 49:39
  fireplace at the country club.
• 49:39
  DANI: Yeah.
• 49:39
  KARA: No one's
• 49:42
  going to World of Fun now, I don't think.
• 49:42
  DANI: That
• 49:44
  ship has sailed.
• 49:44
  KARA: But they're having like this
• 49:46
  bittersweet goodbye.
• 49:46
  DANI: They're sitting in front
• 49:49
  of the fire and he says, I've never fought so
• 49:52
  hard for someone in my life and now I have to
• 49:55
  leave you. Did you fight that hard?
• 49:55
  KARA: You didn't
• 49:58
  even learn sign.
• 49:58
  DANI: Like, what did you do?
• 49:58
  KARA: That's
• 50:01
  so hard.
• 50:01
  DANI: What effort did you put in, Wilke?
• 50:04
  That's crazy.
• 50:04
  KARA: What, you snuck out of the house
• 50:06
  to hang out with her? Is that fighting?
• 50:06
  DANI: I guess
• 50:08
  because she didn't immediately cave to him. Maybe?
• 50:12
  Whatever. Yeah. They just have, like, a bittersweet
• 50:15
  farewell. And then back inside, Toby sees
• 50:19
  Emmett standing alone and he's like, hey man,
• 50:21
  what's up? Like completely clueless still. And
• 50:24
  Emmett's like [GROANS]. We don't see if they talk. Do
• 50:28
  you think Emmett tells him?
• 50:28
  KARA: I feel like he does
• 50:30
  because he's like, well, I'm on a roll.
• 50:30
  DANI: Yeah,
• 50:32
  true.
• 50:32
  KARA: He's gonna be like, I slept with your
• 50:34
  girlfriend.
• 50:34
  DANI: That's gonna be harder for Toby,
• 50:37
  who's not as good at sign. He's gonna be like,
• 50:39
  what?
• 50:39
  KARA: What does the sign mean? I don't get it.
• 50:41
  Bay walks up to Emmett's bike. Picks up the helmet
• 50:44
  that says Bay on it and throws it in the pond
• 50:47
  and watches it sink. Bye-bye.
• 50:47
  DANI: It's okay. It
• 50:50
  was just a sticker on a random helmet.
• 50:50
  KARA: I'm more
• 50:53
  worried about the littering, but it's fine.
• 50:55
  DANI: It's going to be easy to replace.
• 50:55
  KARA: Now we're back
• 50:57
  at the guest house.
• 50:57
  DANI: Yeah, this is a crazy turn.
• 51:00
  KARA: Yeah, that's the end of prom. That's the last
• 51:02
  we see of it.
• 51:02
  DANI: That's the last we see of any of
• 51:04
  the characters we mainly care about.
• 51:04
  KARA: Yeah.
• 51:04
  DANI: So
• 51:07
  back at the guest house. Regina gets a knock
• 51:10
  on the door and you're like, oh my god, who's
• 51:12
  it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? It's John.
• 51:12
  KARA: I
• 51:14
  guess prom is over?
• 51:14
  DANI: Yeah, Regina's in a sexy
• 51:18
  post-sex robe situation.
• 51:18
  KARA: I guess Patrick, I
• 51:21
  wonder if Patrick's like asleep.
• 51:21
  DANI: I think Patrick's
• 51:23
  still there. But Regina is like self-consciously
• 51:26
  covering herself up in her robe. And John is
• 51:29
  like, I got off the phone with Angelo's new immigration
• 51:32
  lawyer.
• 51:32
  KARA: And we have some options. Angelo can
• 51:35
  fight deportation on the grounds that he's been
• 51:38
  in the country for a decade, but that probably
• 51:40
  won't work because he has a criminal record.
• 51:42
  He could also fight on the grounds of undue hardship
• 51:45
  on his child, who is a U.S. citizen, but that
• 51:48
  would involve Bay testifying. And they both agree
• 51:51
  that they don't want to make Bay do that.
• 51:51
  DANI: Good.
• 51:53
  KARA: And it also probably won't work.
• 51:53
  DANI: Yeah.
• 51:53
  KARA: And the
• 51:56
  very last thing is Angelo commits immigration
• 51:58
  fraud and marries a U.S. Citizen. DANIL He doesn't
• 52:02
  say the fraud part. It's implied. He just looks
• 52:05
  really hard at Regina and goes, he could marry
• 52:08
  a U.S. Citizen. And that is the end of the episode.
• 52:12
  KARA: It is.
• 52:12
  DANI: Crazy.
• 52:12
  KARA: That, as someone who is a U .S.
• 52:16
  citizen, who is married to a non-U.S. Citizen,
• 52:19
  there is no way.
• 52:19
  DANI: I know, but they love to do
• 52:23
  this gag. One of my favorite movies does this
• 52:25
  gag.
• 52:25
  KARA: I know.
• 52:25
  DANI: The Proposal with Ryan Reynolds
• 52:28
  and Sandra Bullock.
• 52:28
  KARA: I know, because she's Canadian,
• 52:30
  right?
• 52:30
  DANI: Yeah.
• 52:30
  KARA: Yeah. It's just the, USCIS is going
• 52:35
  to immediately look at the papers, see that he
• 52:38
  has been detained and is about to be deported
• 52:40
  back to Italy.
• 52:40
  DANI: Right.
• 52:40
  KARA: And see he got married.
• 52:43
  DANI: Right.
• 52:43
  KARA: And be like, this is fraud.
• 52:43
  DANI: Yeah. Like
• 52:47
  very clearly.
• 52:47
  KARA: Whatever. Whatever. It's not my
• 52:49
  problem. And they'll get into this later.
• 52:49
  DANI: I guess
• 52:52
  they could. I don't really remember what they
• 52:54
  do, but I guess they could pitch it as like,
• 52:55
  well, we broke up because.
• 52:55
  KARA: And they do have a
• 52:58
  history together.
• 52:58
  DANI: They do have a history. We
• 53:00
  broke up because we thought, like he thought I'd
• 53:02
  had an affair, but then our children were switched
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  at birth. So obviously we got back together.
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  KARA: Yeah.
• 53:06
  DANI: And we're in love again.
• 53:06
  KARA: Yeah, that's true.
• 53:08
  DANI: It's been so long. That was 13 years ago. I don't
• 53:11
  know. It's still crazy.
• 53:11
  KARA: Whatever. We'll get to
• 53:14
  that.
• 53:14
  DANI: Because it's fraud.
• 53:14
  KARA: Because it's fraud.
• 53:16
  I didn't get married for fraud, guys. I got married
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  for love.
• 53:19
  DANI: That's the good way to do it.
• 53:19
  KARA: Exactly.
• 53:21
  DANI: And that's the winter finale.
• 53:21
  KARA: Yeah, that is the
• 53:24
  winter finale.
• 53:24
  DANI: And that's kind of our winter
• 53:27
  finale.
• 53:27
  KARA: That's kind of beautiful.
• 53:27
  DANI: Wow.
• 53:27
  KARA: We timed
• 53:30
  this perfectly.
• 53:30
  DANI: I know, we really did.
• 53:30
  KARA: So the
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  show comes back September, but we'll be back
• 53:35
  in May.
• 53:35
  DANI: We'll be back in May, guys, for the last
• 53:38
  nine? I think we have nine left.
• 53:38
  KARA: Yeah, that sounds
• 53:42
  right.
• 53:42
  DANI: Nine episodes.
• 53:42
  KARA: Beautiful.
• 53:42
  DANI: Season one.
• 53:44
  KARA: As I said last episode, I love when a show has
• 53:47
  an event. So this was exciting.
• 53:47
  DANI: Love a good event.
• 53:51
  KARAL Love an event.
• 53:51
  DANI: I love a new venue unlocked.
• 53:51
  KARA: Yeah,
• 53:54
  we got prom and DHS.
• 53:54
  DANI: Wow. Two for one.
• 53:54
  KARA: A twofer.
• 53:59
  Any other thoughts?
• 53:59
  DANI: Everyone looked like shit
• 54:02
  at prom.
• 54:02
  KARA: Except Kathryn.
• 54:02
  DANI: Kathryn never looks
• 54:06
  like shit. Maybe she has a clause in her contract
• 54:08
  because she was like the most famous person.
• 54:10
  KARA: She's like, I will be dressing myself.
• 54:10
  DANI: I will
• 54:12
  not be made to look like shit by ABC Family.
• 54:14
  KARA: Correct.
• 54:14
  DANI: And good for her. [CHEERFUL ACOUSTIC MUSIC].