Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #666 We Don't START ON THE DOT the Same
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What up?
- 0:00Speaker 2: And welcome back to another episode of the waken Bank,
- 0:02Speaker 2: although we don't smoke the same podcast. Thank you so
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- 1:52Speaker 1: What's going on?
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- 2:04Speaker 4: he invited me too. That's the worst part is like
- 2:05Speaker 4: you want come women to the tournament, stacking them chips
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- 2:18Speaker 2: restock because I trust me, there's a lot of there's
- 2:20Speaker 2: a lot of homies that uh that uh you know
- 2:23Speaker 2: what I mean, there's a there's a lot there's a
- 2:25Speaker 2: lot of homies that what is it?
- 2:27Speaker 1: Uh waiting to catch it when it happens. Also, yeah,
- 2:32Speaker 1: what what happened? What in the world.
- 2:36Speaker 4: That we went straight through the fucking the glass tip
- 2:39Speaker 4: and we.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Need to put a paper tip inside of the glass.
- 2:42Speaker 5: But what you're telling right now is that you swallowed
- 2:44Speaker 5: something or something.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Especially get for not keeping that low probe for now
- 2:50Speaker 3: we for sure are getting yellow. Yeah, well right then,
- 2:53Speaker 3: and switch the camera so it did show you fucking
- 2:55Speaker 3: hitting there, just choking whatever, Thank you, Ray for running
- 3:00Speaker 3: the boards morning shot films. Also across from me is
- 3:05Speaker 3: uh our fucking little taste of India?
- 3:07Speaker 1: What's going on? Dogah? You already know what it is.
- 3:11Speaker 1: It's the number one Mexican podcast in the world. Happy
- 3:14Speaker 1: to be here. It's a beautiful ass day, let's go.
- 3:19Speaker 3: But is it also fucking uh incredibly hooking out?
- 3:23Speaker 1: What's going on? Fucking chicka? Let these you look like that?
- 3:29Speaker 1: You ever seen that meme? I've got two different kinds
- 3:31Speaker 1: of Mexican kids. The one that's all swagged out and
- 3:33Speaker 1: then there's one that looks like chick lits right now
- 3:37Speaker 1: giving me beaber vibes, beaver vibes.
- 3:40Speaker 4: Justin Bieber never say never, dog Just.
- 3:45Speaker 3: Hey, do you guys remember when Justin Bieber got caught
- 3:47Speaker 3: in the hood?
- 3:48Speaker 1: What did you do? No?
- 3:49Speaker 3: Like the like there was there was there was some
- 3:53Speaker 3: gangsters because they caught him in the like not like
- 3:55Speaker 3: didn't he too them, but they were that was it
- 3:56Speaker 3: a swammy? And they were like, hey, fucking just to
- 4:00Speaker 3: Beeber over there and they ran into this food and
- 4:02Speaker 3: they were like, hey, we're so dusted, like and it
- 4:04Speaker 3: started like pretty much like like pretty much like fanning
- 4:07Speaker 3: out over that food and then that fool wasn't that
- 4:08Speaker 3: fool was in a swamiat.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Justin Bieber is the man, bro.
- 4:12Speaker 3: But I think he had gotten stranded or some ship
- 4:15Speaker 3: like that. I don't know.
- 4:15Speaker 1: I can't believe nobody remembers that ship. Like he You
- 4:18Speaker 1: gotta let him. The guy got molested by Diddy, Bro.
- 4:20Speaker 1: He can allow the kid to just fucking do whatever
- 4:23Speaker 1: he wants for a little while.
- 4:25Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't know.
- 4:26Speaker 2: I heard he recently, like him and Usher were like
- 4:29Speaker 2: fighting in the in the club and like that food.
- 4:31Speaker 1: There's there's pictures.
- 4:32Speaker 3: I mean they honestly, it's like I'm a grown up now.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Those people have fucking the best publicist because you can't
- 4:37Speaker 2: it's hard to find that picture. But like one of
- 4:39Speaker 2: them is one of them is grabbing each other.
- 4:40Speaker 3: By the fucking like like pretty much like hey, motherfuckers,
- 4:43Speaker 3: like you can't ast me anymore.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I have a wife. Okay, okay, okay. You think he's
- 4:49Speaker 1: not saying it because it's a man.
- 4:50Speaker 4: You don't want people to know that you got fucking handled,
- 4:53Speaker 4: or you think he's saying it because there's like some
- 4:55Speaker 4: like well he's.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Never said it out loud, but you don't.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Want nobody to ever know you got I'm saying you
- 5:01Speaker 3: do you think it.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Happens a violation? For like what the fuck? Just let
- 5:06Speaker 1: him be sad and sing on stage with the laptop, Like,
- 5:09Speaker 1: would you guys want to talk about it if it
- 5:11Speaker 1: really happened, Let's say you really got our worded? Would
- 5:15Speaker 1: you really want to go?
- 5:16Speaker 3: And like the only person I'm not the only thing
- 5:20Speaker 3: I'm talking to is the fucking.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Barrel of a gun. I was like that, I don't
- 5:26Speaker 1: even know, Like how you go on? There must there
- 5:28Speaker 1: must be tons of guys out there who happens will
- 5:31Speaker 1: never talk about.
- 5:32Speaker 4: You don't want to talk about it because once you
- 5:33Speaker 4: because if you go to the if you go to
- 5:35Speaker 4: the police, that means you're willing to talk everybody because
- 5:37Speaker 4: everyone's going to know.
- 5:38Speaker 1: So it's either you act like it never happened. He
- 5:43Speaker 1: so never did nothing to me. But you can't, like,
- 5:49Speaker 1: you can't just act like nothing never happened. Dog, You're like, you're.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Getting violated in such a way. They were like, but
- 6:01Speaker 2: that's just life.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Changing, Yeah, for sure, Like how the fuck are you
- 6:05Speaker 3: like and how you're not gonna think about it as
- 6:07Speaker 3: dramatic how are you not gonna how are you gonna
- 6:10Speaker 3: go on every day? And just being like, damn, bro,
- 6:12Speaker 3: like this happened to.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Me, That's why I s fucked up. But like it
- 6:17Speaker 1: happens to like people of all ages. Man, then whatever
- 6:20Speaker 1: age it happens to you, you got to think about that
- 6:22Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. You'd rather that happened
- 6:24Speaker 1: late enough where you die soon and you don't have
- 6:27Speaker 1: to think about it for that many years.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Oh, people don't give a list, of course they do.
- 6:32Speaker 1: You never heard the nurses what they do?
- 6:37Speaker 3: Abuse or fucking like both forms, my friend, Because like
- 6:42Speaker 3: I've seen the stickers, just like stop senior abuse. I imagine
- 6:44Speaker 3: the schools hit them and ship you know like that too. Yeah, like,
- 6:47Speaker 3: but some of them are fucking with some great deal bro. Damn,
- 6:52Speaker 3: I didn't know that likes to sleep with the old
- 6:54Speaker 3: ast person.
- 6:55Speaker 1: There's people that sleep with dead people, horning you're horny, dude, I'm.
- 7:01Speaker 4: No, mom is way bro, that's like necrophilia. There's literally
- 7:05Speaker 4: a word for people like Nay said, that's sleep.
- 7:08Speaker 3: What happened to that food that was was collecting the
- 7:10Speaker 3: bodies not that long ago?
- 7:11Speaker 1: Remember that fool he was robbing the graves.
- 7:13Speaker 3: He was like in the middle of nowhere, some white
- 7:14Speaker 3: fu and then he was like selling them as decorations.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Ship well grave.
- 7:19Speaker 2: It was like in North Carolina or some random fucking
- 7:22Speaker 2: state like that, there was a grave robber food who
- 7:25Speaker 2: was going through who was going through so many graves,
- 7:27Speaker 2: and they fucking busted his house because they were like,
- 7:29Speaker 2: hey man, what's.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Up with these gravees being robbed?
- 7:31Speaker 2: This fool was making sculptures like he was selling them
- 7:34Speaker 2: and selling them online on Edsy, like they'll be like
- 7:37Speaker 2: the body of a kid and like but it'll be
- 7:40Speaker 2: like poles in like a certain way, like the whole
- 7:41Speaker 2: body and ship bro and it's fucking crazy. And he
- 7:44Speaker 2: was he had like a collection of like heads, collection
- 7:47Speaker 2: of like bodies.
- 7:48Speaker 1: This fool was digging taking goods and bro.
- 7:53Speaker 4: Back in the day, people used to go dig up
- 7:55Speaker 4: graveyards mostly you know, it's crazy. It was mostly that
- 8:00Speaker 4: would do it because they needed bodies to perform surgery on.
- 8:04Speaker 4: So the doctors that were teaching students would go and
- 8:08Speaker 4: commit these crimes or pay for dead bodies. It was
- 8:11Speaker 4: it was like it was like that.
- 8:12Speaker 1: They'll provide a ransom. Yeah, it was a hustle.
- 8:14Speaker 4: Back in the day, people literally people people's family members
- 8:17Speaker 4: would die and they would keep someone taking care of
- 8:20Speaker 4: the grave of the of the graveyard for like a
- 8:24Speaker 4: couple of days to really got like what is it
- 8:27Speaker 4: called decomposed, because people would literally go in there, take
- 8:31Speaker 4: the body out, and then sell it because you gotta
- 8:32Speaker 4: think about.
- 8:33Speaker 1: It, you could use the body part for whatever. They
- 8:37Speaker 1: do the same thing with like a graveyards, after like
- 8:41Speaker 1: a family, after someone's past and they realized no one's
- 8:43Speaker 1: visiting it or there's no one paying for upkeep, they'll
- 8:46Speaker 1: redig that grave so and get rid of that body
- 8:48Speaker 1: to put a new a new body in that hole.
- 8:50Speaker 1: What's the timeframe they're reusing holes just getting rid of
- 8:53Speaker 1: bodies after if no one is paying paying upkeep or visiting.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I'm graveyards are doing that to keep filling bodies and graveyards.
- 9:01Speaker 4: But I thought, when you buy the spot, you bought
- 9:03Speaker 4: the spot, you're only buying it for certain amount.
- 9:05Speaker 2: I mean, you know, well it depends well, but technically
- 9:08Speaker 2: that is your property. But if there are people that
- 9:10Speaker 2: are just forgotten dog, and then those people just they're
- 9:13Speaker 2: just like hey, well, it's like it's like a property
- 9:15Speaker 2: of a state, Like if you make a Google count
- 9:17Speaker 2: and oh shit, if you make a Google count and
- 9:20Speaker 2: and you uh and and you fucking don't claim it
- 9:23Speaker 2: and it goes to the government claims it.
- 9:25Speaker 4: There has to be a time frame on that though.
- 9:26Speaker 5: Yeah, limitation for sure.
- 9:29Speaker 1: But shady business people just fucking I'm reselling graves. But
- 9:34Speaker 1: I'm with these on too. For one, I'm with these
- 9:36Speaker 1: on two.
- 9:36Speaker 4: It's not really be selling if no one's literally been there.
- 9:40Speaker 4: Like if I get this as your house, but if
- 9:42Speaker 4: no one's going to live in this house, you don't
- 9:43Speaker 4: have family member, someone's in.
- 9:44Speaker 1: There still where Look what if they take twelve feet
- 9:48Speaker 1: the facts are on the screen.
- 9:50Speaker 3: During the eighteenth and nineteenth century.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Grave robbers for resurrection, a resurrectionist typically made between five
- 9:59Speaker 2: dollars and twenty five I was in the US and
- 10:01Speaker 2: four to twelve dollars guinea guineas in a thousand and
- 10:06Speaker 2: twenty five hundred adjusted in the UK per.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Yeah, per body dog twelve hundred for a body, only
- 10:13Speaker 1: twenty five in America.
- 10:16Speaker 5: Well, there's a mispositive if you can't, because then a
- 10:18Speaker 5: feud at a cemetery you pay for that spot, So
- 10:22Speaker 5: you're paying for that fucking six by ten area.
- 10:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:26Speaker 5: So, but if you don't pay for your land, somebody
- 10:29Speaker 5: else takes it over. Yeah, so they take you on,
- 10:31Speaker 5: they put someone else in.
- 10:32Speaker 1: We're cremating your uncle. Now, you know, how do you.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Even know what happens?
- 10:36Speaker 1: Like?
- 10:37Speaker 5: Do they teammates?
- 10:37Speaker 1: They just say I was saying they should do a
- 10:39Speaker 1: twelve foot grave, put someone in twelve feet and then
- 10:42Speaker 1: bury someone on top six feet over all? Right, have
- 10:44Speaker 1: you guys creamated?
- 10:44Speaker 5: You want to build a content, you want to build
- 10:46Speaker 5: the contoct under your Yeah.
- 10:49Speaker 3: I have, I have them all. You never thought about
- 10:51Speaker 3: burying it or.
- 10:53Speaker 4: No no, no, no.
- 10:54Speaker 1: No, no animal, it's dad.
- 10:56Speaker 4: Why do you need to take it to a veterinarian
- 10:58Speaker 4: for them to charge you two hundred bucks? You got
- 10:59Speaker 4: to back are cremation is I'm not gonna say who
- 11:03Speaker 4: did it because I think it's illegal to do it.
- 11:04Speaker 1: You got a careful pet.
- 11:06Speaker 4: One of my close close homies pet passed away and
- 11:10Speaker 4: you bury it in his backyard. Yeah, the flowers on
- 11:13Speaker 4: top of it, and the flowers are booming.
- 11:15Speaker 2: I don't know there's people that there's people that definitely
- 11:17Speaker 2: do that, but I mean it's like I just you
- 11:19Speaker 2: wouldn't have them in my ear and then just have
- 11:22Speaker 2: them in my altar.
- 11:23Speaker 4: I mean, the good part about that is that I'm
- 11:25Speaker 4: gonna smoke him if you bury them.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Can we talk about that?
- 11:29Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't know, I don't I
- 11:30Speaker 3: don't know if we should talk about it, just out
- 11:32Speaker 3: of respect for the day, I feel you.
- 11:34Speaker 4: But but uh, the only bad thing about burying them
- 11:37Speaker 4: where you live is if you move, you're pretty fucked.
- 11:39Speaker 4: I mean, obviously you're not gonna bury this out and
- 11:41Speaker 4: then take it with you.
- 11:42Speaker 3: So is this real?
- 11:43Speaker 5: Because I heard that if you have a cemetery on
- 11:46Speaker 5: your property, you don't have to pay property taxes. So technically,
- 11:49Speaker 5: if you bury your grandma in your backyard, you now
- 11:52Speaker 5: don't have to pay property taxes. Because now you're like,
- 11:55Speaker 5: it's like a loopholes. Like I don't know how to
- 11:57Speaker 5: explain it. Is that a myth is that it's true?
- 12:01Speaker 1: It's true. You can, uh you can, you can definitely.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Uh you know, if you if you legally bury somebody
- 12:08Speaker 3: in your backyard, I think you become tax exempt.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you have to tell the city you're doing.
- 12:14Speaker 3: It, though, yeah, everybody you you bury it. No, but
- 12:19Speaker 3: it has to be done properly, bro, that's like you
- 12:21Speaker 3: know what I mean, you just can't bury the body.
- 12:23Speaker 1: And just like you know, hey, I.
- 12:24Speaker 5: Did this, you know back in the day, right you
- 12:28Speaker 5: just That's why. That's why castles had church had fucking
- 12:31Speaker 5: cemeteries on That's why, like yeah, even like large families
- 12:35Speaker 5: had cemeteries on their fucking sixty acres of lamb This.
- 12:38Speaker 4: Is why cerra killers get get caught. You're supposed to
- 12:41Speaker 4: bury the body twoll feet under. They're always bettered at
- 12:43Speaker 4: the top, you know, like barely even dig a little deeper, ye,
- 12:46Speaker 4: dig deeper, dude, make it so deep.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Nobody wants to dig that whole back up type of ship.
- 12:51Speaker 5: And if you're the mafia, bury it bury deep where
- 12:54Speaker 5: fucking underground parking lot is not gonna happen.
- 12:57Speaker 2: I mean, speaking of like what happens to bodies, you guys, well,
- 13:00Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys saw that story. Uh
- 13:02Speaker 2: in Nevada, I think like not that, like not like
- 13:05Speaker 2: in the middle of the Nevada desert. It's a Vegas desert.
- 13:08Speaker 2: They found three hundred piles of remains dogs, So like
- 13:11Speaker 2: I'm talking about, I thought it was just bodies. But
- 13:14Speaker 2: you know how like people get burned and cremated. I
- 13:17Speaker 2: guess these fools didn't pay or whatever it is, but
- 13:19Speaker 2: they're whatever bodies they were, Like, whoa, they didn't pay, so.
- 13:22Speaker 3: They were just dumping them out and piles in the desert.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Bro, just like.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Literally just dumped three hundred, three hundred remains of different people.
- 13:31Speaker 1: There's just three hundred different powers, just bones. No, they
- 13:34Speaker 1: were kind of like piled up.
- 13:36Speaker 2: The way it was, it was like in a circle
- 13:37Speaker 2: almost like fucking like satanic. Yeah, like some and then
- 13:41Speaker 2: the people are I mean the authorities are saying that,
- 13:45Speaker 2: uh it's they're they're talking to the people that do
- 13:49Speaker 2: the cremations nearby. Because I always wondered what happens to
- 13:54Speaker 2: those people that live in the fucking like prim.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Valley, Like that shit has a population. Rin Valley just
- 14:00Speaker 1: closed down.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Bro.
- 14:01Speaker 2: That was that little checkpoint before Vegas, or and then
- 14:04Speaker 2: on the way to Vegas where you see the Ten
- 14:06Speaker 2: Commandments and all and all this stuff. Like when you
- 14:09Speaker 2: look at stuff like that, like there are there's a
- 14:12Speaker 2: population of people living there, and when those people fucking die, Like,
- 14:17Speaker 2: who the fuck if you're just living in the middle
- 14:19Speaker 2: of the desert. Who the fuck is gonna go claim
- 14:21Speaker 2: and be like, Hey, that's my own gore over there.
- 14:24Speaker 2: I need to fucking pay for his like his remains.
- 14:26Speaker 2: I'm like, well, who are these people? Where did they
- 14:29Speaker 2: come from?
- 14:30Speaker 3: That's that's my question. But three hundred bodies just remains
- 14:33Speaker 3: that they're already burned in the middle of the desert, putting.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Them in a circle too. It's like, who's the guy
- 14:37Speaker 1: they sent out to do that? You know? Imagine that's
- 14:40Speaker 1: like you're just coming for your shift today, a getting
- 14:41Speaker 1: paid twelve dollars an hour, and they're like, yo, hoping
- 14:44Speaker 1: this truck drive twenty miles into the desert, and okay.
- 14:47Speaker 3: I would have like, like if they would have told me,
- 14:48Speaker 3: like yo, just like go do them, I would have
- 14:50Speaker 3: started doing the line field for the soccer.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Field, you know what I mean. I would have just
- 14:54Speaker 1: had the little fucking like the do the whiteoutder? Was
- 14:57Speaker 1: it bones or ashes? Ashes?
- 14:59Speaker 2: It was all ashes, but ashes are never really burned.
- 15:02Speaker 2: There's like chunks of chunks of like bones in it.
- 15:05Speaker 1: I've seen them and ship I.
- 15:06Speaker 4: Was about to say, uh, it'd be funny if the
- 15:09Speaker 4: guy isn't even in the colts or anything. He just
- 15:11Speaker 4: o CD, So you need to put everything in.
- 15:13Speaker 1: This was a cult ritual and it just got major.
- 15:17Speaker 1: I just like organization.
- 15:18Speaker 4: If you had to if you had to get rid
- 15:20Speaker 4: of a body. I was thinking about this, and if
- 15:22Speaker 4: you hat to get rid of someone, how would you
- 15:24Speaker 4: do it?
- 15:25Speaker 1: And and you had any means to do it? The
- 15:27Speaker 1: best way is to put a weight on him, like
- 15:29Speaker 1: the mafia the ocean. Okay, so that's kind of what
- 15:32Speaker 1: I was going.
- 15:32Speaker 4: Like, Let's say you really want to kill someone.
- 15:35Speaker 2: It doesn't even work, bro in the ocean like that,
- 15:37Speaker 2: like because the fish, the fish, you have to click it.
- 15:40Speaker 2: The fish like could start eating the like like the
- 15:44Speaker 2: feet part, and then the cement will just bring down
- 15:47Speaker 2: the feet and then the body will flow back up.
- 15:49Speaker 2: So it's like that that ship don't even work, Bro. Honestly,
- 15:52Speaker 2: the best way that I would like that in a case,
- 15:55Speaker 2: I would say, it's like you got to look at
- 15:57Speaker 2: like big organizations that fucking have to dispose of bodies
- 15:59Speaker 2: like a lot, So you gotta do it. You gotta
- 16:01Speaker 2: do it like a like a cartel method, Like they
- 16:04Speaker 2: gotta fucking just turn you into sludge.
- 16:05Speaker 3: And then throw you down the sick, remove the hands,
- 16:08Speaker 3: or fucking bury the sludge, because like low key, that's
- 16:10Speaker 3: probably how they do it, right.
- 16:12Speaker 5: But what happens if you throw the acid like on
- 16:15Speaker 5: dirt or something like, you know, because all it is
- 16:18Speaker 5: is h and it burns your skin.
- 16:21Speaker 1: It's like that YouTube video they showed what happens if
- 16:23Speaker 1: you drop a lightsaber completely down into the ground.
- 16:26Speaker 5: It's going all the way down to the until it
- 16:28Speaker 5: hits the core of the earth that hits China.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Yeah, right, falls out of the sky.
- 16:33Speaker 3: I also heard.
- 16:33Speaker 1: I also heard pe like.
- 16:35Speaker 3: I also heard that people like, uh, like, if you
- 16:37Speaker 3: really gotta if they like, if they got to dispose somebody,
- 16:40Speaker 3: that's why they have big ass pigs. They're like, don't like,
- 16:43Speaker 3: they'll chop you up. And then and then one day
- 16:46Speaker 3: they give the arm.
- 16:47Speaker 2: The next day they fucking you know, next week they
- 16:50Speaker 2: fucking take you out the freezer and they give them
- 16:52Speaker 2: now the leg, eh, they fucking.
- 16:54Speaker 3: You know, and then they fucking yeah dog like low key,
- 16:57Speaker 3: and then you're just cleaning. You just turned into pigs. Shit, Well, yeah,
- 17:02Speaker 3: you're fertilizer.
- 17:03Speaker 2: You turn you get turned into fertilizer, and nobody ever
- 17:06Speaker 2: fucking know shit about it.
- 17:08Speaker 3: But okay, so if you if you had a dispose
- 17:11Speaker 3: I'm not not speaking for myself. I'm speaking like from
- 17:14Speaker 3: like the you know what I mean.
- 17:15Speaker 2: I'm not speaking like, oh, this is what I would do,
- 17:18Speaker 2: because I would never put myself in those scenarios. But
- 17:20Speaker 2: I'm saying, like I'm looking, I'm thinking of it from
- 17:23Speaker 2: like a criminal justice point of view, where I'm like,
- 17:26Speaker 2: if I had to really think about what the mentality is,
- 17:29Speaker 2: who's disposing bodies that much? Like I don't know what
- 17:31Speaker 2: the military does with their enemies, so I can't speak
- 17:34Speaker 2: for that technique, but who's down in Mexico. I've definitely
- 17:37Speaker 2: seen enough fucking videos and you know.
- 17:41Speaker 4: If you had, But oh, I was like, what the
- 17:43Speaker 4: fuck if you had to dispose of a body or
- 17:47Speaker 4: a person, how would you do it? Like if you
- 17:49Speaker 4: really didn't like someone, You're like, dude, I need to
- 17:51Speaker 4: allegedly I need to kill this fool.
- 17:53Speaker 1: How would you do it? I think there's two ways.
- 17:55Speaker 4: Good ways. One of them if you take them on
- 17:58Speaker 4: a hike and you put them really hose to the
- 18:00Speaker 4: edge and you just have to make sure they die, though,
- 18:03Speaker 4: because if not, he's gonna say that devil pushed me.
- 18:05Speaker 5: You're gonna make sure he dies if he falls, Like
- 18:09Speaker 5: there's people that survived.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Some hill's got the falls. Gotta be big, bro, where
- 18:15Speaker 1: it can be like an accident. What happened. We're climbing
- 18:18Speaker 1: Grand Canyon. Here's the other way to do it. The
- 18:21Speaker 1: other way to do it, because it's kind of good
- 18:22Speaker 1: too if everyone's in on it. On the boat, because
- 18:26Speaker 1: the thing on the boat. O. J. Simpson over here.
- 18:30Speaker 4: If you want to get someone like you like, let's
- 18:31Speaker 4: say you're like a mafia guy and there's this, there's this,
- 18:35Speaker 4: there's this person, another person, MafA you want to get rid.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Of easiest with the fishes. Easiest way you tell him, hey,
- 18:41Speaker 1: let's go, let's call.
- 18:42Speaker 3: My yacht, let's go, Bro, I mean Tony Soprano, dude,
- 18:47Speaker 3: you just you.
- 18:48Speaker 4: Just literally throw him off the boat and then everyone
- 18:51Speaker 4: comes back and be like, he just drowned.
- 18:53Speaker 1: He felt he swims back to shore. He fell this
- 18:56Speaker 1: pin check out on threw me in the water.
- 18:57Speaker 4: He can't provde there's there's no camera in your ya,
- 19:00Speaker 4: nobody he's gone.
- 19:02Speaker 1: And if everyone said he felt we were all drunk,
- 19:04Speaker 1: he just we woke up. He wasn't there. What are
- 19:06Speaker 1: you what? No to self, never go anywhere with the extreme.
- 19:12Speaker 1: You see dog, you see dog.
- 19:14Speaker 3: He's been asking me for the longest, talk about this
- 19:17Speaker 3: fishy all this.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Ship dog he's on, let's go fishing, bring your gun.
- 19:22Speaker 2: My fucking, my fucking instinct has always told me that ship.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I ain't going with that food dog if it's not
- 19:29Speaker 2: on land where I got the advantage he's on.
- 19:31Speaker 4: He's like, if it's not the animal, it's the animal
- 19:34Speaker 4: on the boat that's gonna kill me either way.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm cool. I'm cool, Bro. I ain't going
- 19:39Speaker 3: deep sea fishing with your ass.
- 19:40Speaker 1: BRO.
- 19:42Speaker 3: I would imagine probably too.
- 19:43Speaker 2: Like if you're like on a cruise, bro, and like put,
- 19:46Speaker 2: there's cameras on a cruise, Bro. So the thing is
- 19:48Speaker 2: like you better hope you get into some rocky waters
- 19:50Speaker 2: and then.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Be like, oh, slimple hair because no people.
- 19:54Speaker 4: Have People have furtasy disappeared off a boat and.
- 19:57Speaker 1: There they give up quick.
- 20:00Speaker 3: Bro. They know if you fall off a carnival crew
- 20:03Speaker 3: and like you report it, they're not stopping, They're not
- 20:07Speaker 3: sending nobody. The fall is so big where you're like
- 20:11Speaker 3: pretty much what they tell you is.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Like, I'm sorry for your loss. That's what they fucking
- 20:15Speaker 1: tell you.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Dog. You know what's another creepy fucking thing that I
- 20:18Speaker 3: found out too.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Whenever you see an old person on the fucking plane, food,
- 20:22Speaker 2: be prepared that that person might fucking die. Their people
- 20:26Speaker 2: die on fucking airplanes all the fucking time.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Dog.
- 20:30Speaker 3: And you know what's crazy, They don't fucking tell you
- 20:33Speaker 3: what they'll do. No, they won't do an emergency don't
- 20:38Speaker 3: know food if they like, let's just say you going
- 20:41Speaker 3: to Japan, right, were you gonna emergency stop for a
- 20:44Speaker 3: fucking American citizen? What they fucking do They fucking literally
- 20:47Speaker 3: will tell the people next to you they excuse me,
- 20:49Speaker 3: let me talk to you, and then and then we're
- 20:51Speaker 3: just gonna upgrade you. They'll tell these people and then
- 20:54Speaker 3: they put They're like, excuse me, sir, would you like
- 20:56Speaker 3: the fucking head rest or whatever? And that's what it like.
- 20:59Speaker 1: They start literally putting.
- 21:01Speaker 6: They start making it look like these are sleep losses.
- 21:03Speaker 6: The pedal if you know losses pedal? If if the
- 21:07Speaker 6: person next to you dies, are you making a scene
- 21:09Speaker 6: and asking for a fucking cop?
- 21:13Speaker 1: Yeah? Dog, first classes the ship? Dog?
- 21:16Speaker 3: If sold out flight I better get her free first
- 21:20Speaker 3: class ticket back?
- 21:21Speaker 1: Would you like some omons?
- 21:24Speaker 3: I better get a free first class frostlass digging back.
- 21:27Speaker 1: I'll be touching the body, bro, I'll be like starts
- 21:30Speaker 1: jerking them off still, but here's.
- 21:32Speaker 3: The thing you would be that's like your beach of
- 21:35Speaker 3: fucking susto, dog. Because bodies are known for the longest,
- 21:40Speaker 3: like I think it's like for the first hour or
- 21:42Speaker 3: hour and a half. They they have the like the
- 21:44Speaker 3: ability where there are certain muscles like your body shutting down,
- 21:47Speaker 3: so like you'll fucking twitch like certain bodies will fucking twitch, dog.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Like I had aside it was like what a good
- 21:54Speaker 1: sleep they're having.
- 21:55Speaker 3: We've we've interviewed.
- 21:56Speaker 2: Somebody who's picked up bodies like out of crime scenes
- 21:59Speaker 2: and ship and that food literally fucking said that ship.
- 22:02Speaker 2: He said that they will be in the back of
- 22:04Speaker 2: the truck and even you're like, how is this person moving?
- 22:07Speaker 2: And it's just like the muscle reflace, like you know
- 22:09Speaker 2: how a chicken you dropped the head off and it
- 22:10Speaker 2: still moves. It's it's to siting, no, but it's like
- 22:13Speaker 2: the body like certain muscles. This is say, bro, like
- 22:15Speaker 2: you're fucking been shot, Like you might be chilling in
- 22:17Speaker 2: the back of the van. All of a sudden, the
- 22:18Speaker 2: muscle in.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Your arm because you died it like this, it finally
- 22:21Speaker 3: gives up, so you go and you're like, what.
- 22:23Speaker 1: The fuck is that?
- 22:24Speaker 3: Like, it's crazy, bro, your body still moves a little
- 22:27Speaker 3: bit over there, and you fucking it when you're dead.
- 22:29Speaker 3: If you're on the airplane, I wouldn't want to be
- 22:31Speaker 3: there for what. You shoot yourself.
- 22:34Speaker 1: Everything that's inside of you. But Yo, you know that
- 22:37Speaker 1: you get riga mortis when you die. So you get
- 22:38Speaker 1: stuck in that position. Does it ever unstick or do
- 22:40Speaker 1: they have to.
- 22:41Speaker 3: Like forcibly move the body breaking you get stuck in
- 22:45Speaker 3: that football post?
- 22:46Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's just crazy because you get like you
- 22:52Speaker 2: get bloated. I saw this movie with Samuel Jackson called
- 22:55Speaker 2: The Cleaners.
- 22:56Speaker 3: You see it. Yeah, that food goes in there and
- 22:59Speaker 3: he's just cleaning up the bodies. That's just a crazy
- 23:02Speaker 3: ass fuck it. He looks like Bernie Mack in that movie.
- 23:04Speaker 3: He kind of does.
- 23:05Speaker 5: He's got the whole.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he has that daughter too.
- 23:08Speaker 3: I feel like every time you were sitting down, I
- 23:10Speaker 3: was gonna hear like little baby girl.
- 23:13Speaker 4: None of us none of us have smell a dead body.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Right, yeah I have?
- 23:16Speaker 4: You have?
- 23:16Speaker 3: And then an apartment complex where they had to pick
- 23:19Speaker 3: up a fucking neighbor.
- 23:20Speaker 1: How dead was it? It's thankful like you you.
- 23:23Speaker 3: You remember the smell because people say that it's went
- 23:25Speaker 3: outside the building, fucking like you should smell it.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Brigamorton is only last twenty four to forty eight hours,
- 23:31Speaker 1: So I guess you can move.
- 23:32Speaker 3: On to Yeah, so like if you so like for
- 23:34Speaker 3: if you like, if you died in the Kobe.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Like like like if you go like this, they just
- 23:40Speaker 1: have a stroke. You know, your hand's not gotta go
- 23:42Speaker 1: down from the position to like, no one's died, saying Hooby,
- 23:47Speaker 1: you don't know that some guy probably has. People was like,
- 23:51Speaker 1: never know it probably has, Koby like he has a stroke.
- 23:56Speaker 1: It's such a you know you missed if you died, bro,
- 23:59Speaker 1: there's no way you made.
- 23:59Speaker 3: It goes around the rim, It goes around the rim,
- 24:03Speaker 3: and then when he found the stroke finally hits the
- 24:05Speaker 3: dudes inside.
- 24:06Speaker 1: It's such a popular saying that one hundred percent somebody
- 24:08Speaker 1: has died, saying Kobe, are you fucking said Kobe right?
- 24:10Speaker 1: When you're not as I know, no one. I never
- 24:15Speaker 1: thought of that one.
- 24:17Speaker 3: That's the funny one.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Yeah, but they just say go.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Wormell ever dog. And the thing is that you know,
- 24:26Speaker 3: like the foods from monsters, inc. The fools and the
- 24:28Speaker 3: yellow fucking So that's like if he died in apartment complex,
- 24:32Speaker 3: they have to go through like the floor at the
- 24:34Speaker 3: top and the floor at the bottom, that mean the
- 24:36Speaker 3: way the person.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Died, and then the floor at the bottom. I heard
- 24:39Speaker 1: the smell.
- 24:41Speaker 2: If the person is decomposing, there's bacteria that has been
- 24:44Speaker 2: exposed in the air. So like when so sometimes like
- 24:48Speaker 2: for example, like if that person is decomposing and Riga
- 24:50Speaker 2: Mortis you say, Rick Mortis Mortars. Yeah, like that ship
- 24:54Speaker 2: like if that has already occurred, the person had to
- 24:57Speaker 2: briculoses aids all that ship.
- 24:59Speaker 1: That's the air.
- 25:01Speaker 2: So like the first thing when the people show up
- 25:03Speaker 2: is they have to put that window. They know they
- 25:05Speaker 2: have to fucking spray that that fucking thing and just go.
- 25:08Speaker 4: You know what I mean, you can't let it get
- 25:10Speaker 4: Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty, right, isn't it? Rick
- 25:14Speaker 4: and Morty what you said?
- 25:18Speaker 1: You know, when a body fucking dies, who it goes through?
- 25:20Speaker 1: Rick and morty study.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that ship is that ship is a
- 25:31Speaker 2: is a real ship dog.
- 25:32Speaker 3: But yeah, you don't never want to smell that. I
- 25:34Speaker 3: know why I brought it up half because it's not
- 25:36Speaker 3: something you ever want to smell.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Like I remember, just like it was.
- 25:39Speaker 2: It was a crime scene that well not a crime scene,
- 25:41Speaker 2: but like the more the city more the mortician who
- 25:45Speaker 2: picks up the body, and and then they had the
- 25:47Speaker 2: foods in the et suits cleaning that ship up. And
- 25:50Speaker 2: then it wasn't like the yellow tape, but the cops
- 25:52Speaker 2: were like right there on the front and they were
- 25:53Speaker 2: just kind of like like you could tell they felt
- 25:56Speaker 2: uncomfortable because the smells the.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Human body is so sick, right it has when you die,
- 26:01Speaker 1: it starts to stink to let other people know that
- 26:03Speaker 1: you were there, you know what I mean. Okay, so
- 26:06Speaker 1: I've seen it. I've seen like find me, don't let
- 26:09Speaker 1: me just fucking rod here.
- 26:10Speaker 4: I saw I've seen a dead body, but not like
- 26:14Speaker 4: he's on I saw.
- 26:15Speaker 1: I didn't see that body. You didn't, you know? It
- 26:17Speaker 1: was the cops were in the front.
- 26:19Speaker 3: I smelled the cops were going to really go was
- 26:22Speaker 3: standing in the front like this, and I was like, oh,
- 26:24Speaker 3: what's that smell?
- 26:25Speaker 1: The one I the one?
- 26:26Speaker 4: The body I saw it wasn't like a dead dead person.
- 26:29Speaker 4: I mean it was, but not like that. I got
- 26:30Speaker 4: a duy And when you get a duy under when
- 26:33Speaker 4: you're not twenty one.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Would you kill somebody? I was eighteen.
- 26:38Speaker 4: I was eighteen, so I was supposed to blow zero
- 26:39Speaker 4: zero zero zero, like I was supposed to have no
- 26:41Speaker 4: liquor in me, and I did. And when you do,
- 26:43Speaker 4: they kind of really try to teach you a lesson.
- 26:44Speaker 4: So they made me go to like Mothers against Drunk
- 26:47Speaker 4: Drivers and how to take mad mad. Yeah, I had
- 26:49Speaker 4: to take these clocks.
- 26:50Speaker 1: But it's kind of sad. Bro.
- 26:51Speaker 4: You see these moms tearing up because their sons dead.
- 26:53Speaker 1: It's horrible. It worked. I don't drink and drive.
- 26:56Speaker 4: But what I'm trying to say is on one of
- 26:57Speaker 4: those classes, they took me to a place where one
- 27:00Speaker 4: of the bodies were like dead and it smells like
- 27:03Speaker 4: for it smells like chemicals. It's the body that and
- 27:06Speaker 4: it's the one where it's for mete. Hide is not
- 27:09Speaker 4: the word. That's what it smelled like. Yeah, and I
- 27:11Speaker 4: touched the body and they let you touch it and
- 27:12Speaker 4: it's hard, but that body had been sitting there for
- 27:14Speaker 4: like about a week.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Which part did you touch?
- 27:19Speaker 3: You people, but you've never touched dead Like touching a
- 27:23Speaker 3: dead body like fresh and touching a dead body at
- 27:26Speaker 3: the funeral home is way different.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Like it's way different. Like you know, the one in
- 27:31Speaker 1: the funeral home is all dressed.
- 27:32Speaker 3: Up, but no, like it's they've been drained out like you.
- 27:35Speaker 2: Like, Bro, I've seen a video where they show you,
- 27:37Speaker 2: like the process, not actual like the video but like
- 27:39Speaker 2: a surgery or indeed, but like what actual happens, what
- 27:41Speaker 2: actually happens.
- 27:43Speaker 1: And how they drain the blood out and all this stuff.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Bro, They pretty much abort you, bro, like the same
- 27:47Speaker 2: fucking vacuum where like you know what when they abort
- 27:50Speaker 2: somebody dogs and that vacuum like you're it's sucking up
- 27:53Speaker 2: piece by piece that is what they stick through different
- 27:56Speaker 2: parts of your body to drain it out, to vaccine
- 27:59Speaker 2: everything else.
- 28:00Speaker 1: So it's like one food pretty much goes it goes intrough.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Wherever hole you got, and you know, and.
- 28:05Speaker 2: They'll make one if you don't, and they start straining
- 28:08Speaker 2: everything out, all the fucking juices and everything in your body.
- 28:11Speaker 2: So you kind of geta like vaccil dry and then
- 28:15Speaker 2: they start sucking, like pumping you a fucking and bomb fluid.
- 28:19Speaker 2: The preservatives like, it's crazy, dog, like it's it's it's
- 28:23Speaker 2: it's wildg my algorithms, show me some ship.
- 28:26Speaker 1: The crazy thing about.
- 28:27Speaker 4: That is like how many bodies that they have to
- 28:29Speaker 4: test an experiment on to get it to where we're
- 28:32Speaker 4: at now, where literally this body can live for tons.
- 28:34Speaker 1: We've been doing them for so long. I'm saying people
- 28:36Speaker 1: have been dying since the beginning of time experiment the
- 28:38Speaker 1: first guy was born, someone died.
- 28:40Speaker 3: Are Indian people still throwing them in like a tube
- 28:42Speaker 3: and then just like them, but it's like a tower or.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Something were we put them on a stack of wood
- 28:50Speaker 1: in the middle of the wood.
- 28:52Speaker 3: I remember, I remember, I've told you have take it well,
- 28:54Speaker 3: religious dog. And they came out to the Indian culture.
- 28:56Speaker 3: I was like, every but why what happens to the blood?
- 29:01Speaker 1: I was like, why can't you get cremated?
- 29:03Speaker 4: They probably joined the blood.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Everything burns. Nothing in this world that won't burn, yeah,
- 29:08Speaker 1: but everything, Yeah, like everything will burn. Like if you've
- 29:11Speaker 1: never seen dry, it's like a liquid. It'll just fucking
- 29:14Speaker 1: bubble up. And dry up.
- 29:15Speaker 5: And then I mean, it's like light this water ball
- 29:17Speaker 5: on fire. Everything's gonna burn up to the water.
- 29:20Speaker 1: So it starts in that size until evaporates. Yeah, one
- 29:24Speaker 1: time I did that. I was a weird. I throw
- 29:25Speaker 1: a whole water bottle in the fucking fire pit and
- 29:28Speaker 1: it didn't fucking it just became a mini water bottle.
- 29:33Speaker 1: If there's water inside, it won't burn. Did he opened
- 29:36Speaker 1: his drinking.
- 29:38Speaker 5: Actually, so I was dirt biking, right and we had
- 29:41Speaker 5: in the middle of the desert. We're at Pismo Beach.
- 29:44Speaker 5: That was I guess it's kind of desert.
- 29:46Speaker 3: Fucking uh that.
- 29:48Speaker 5: Hit turned in the morning, turn on the generator. Fucking
- 29:50Speaker 5: some idiot put the gas tanks behind the generator with
- 29:53Speaker 5: the exhaust is through out of nowhere. Figure here fire
- 29:56Speaker 5: and it's a gas tank on fire. But it worked
- 29:59Speaker 5: like a lantern because it would only burned up to
- 30:01Speaker 5: where the liquid was, where the gas was, and then
- 30:03Speaker 5: everything just top yeah, or just stayed on until we
- 30:07Speaker 5: turned it off.
- 30:07Speaker 3: But yeah, but the whole thing didn't like yeah or
- 30:10Speaker 3: till it's over or something.
- 30:12Speaker 1: It's just crazy because it was contained inside that the metal.
- 30:16Speaker 5: No, it was plastic, plastic, gas tanks. Yeah, the five
- 30:20Speaker 5: gallon dirtbike gas tanks. Oh, you guys don't have their
- 30:23Speaker 5: bikes in Kinada.
- 30:24Speaker 1: We have trip bikes. I personally don't have one. But yeah,
- 30:30Speaker 1: you guys got except for what we did, chemical red,
- 30:34Speaker 1: freedom of speed, color red forty, and the right to
- 30:37Speaker 1: bare arms. You guys have we still we still bear arms.
- 30:40Speaker 1: We still have guns.
- 30:44Speaker 4: Yeah, wha, but that's the that's the thing. America is
- 30:48Speaker 4: the only one that has it.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Yeah, but what do you guys don't even use it.
- 30:51Speaker 1: You guys can't do nothing. Your fucking government's pedophiles. What
- 30:54Speaker 1: do you and you guys are like, what are we
- 30:55Speaker 1: getting to do?
- 31:01Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys, Well, you're fucking president
- 31:05Speaker 3: isil Castro's son.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Yeah, but we don't have the right to bear arms, right,
- 31:08Speaker 1: you guys do something about swingers.
- 31:12Speaker 4: Dog Niddy is trying to say, what's the point of
- 31:14Speaker 4: having bare arms if you ain't gonna use them? I know,
- 31:16Speaker 4: I get what he's trying to say.
- 31:17Speaker 1: You guys have these you guys have these things to
- 31:19Speaker 1: protect you guys, but you're like, whatever, Bro, they're not
- 31:23Speaker 1: letting my kid.
- 31:24Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Niddy, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Niddy
- 31:28Speaker 3: expected everybody here to be like the fucking Texas Texas
- 31:31Speaker 3: guy like from the Simpsons.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Buddy, from from what I watched on TV. Yeah, I
- 31:35Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be like that, and then.
- 31:37Speaker 3: I got here and there was expected Rambo walking around
- 31:41Speaker 3: like no, bro, come on, come on Dog.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Canada's fucking lately, Canada's fucking rulership is all based on swingers. Dog.
- 31:49Speaker 1: The whole creation of Justin Traudeau.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Dog is based on fucking two swingers that just kept
- 31:54Speaker 3: sucking in Cuba and then one day the.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Homie let his wife hit.
- 31:57Speaker 3: He had them twenty two and himself and then yeah,
- 32:00Speaker 3: straight up, and that's what happened because he knew he
- 32:02Speaker 3: wanted to be tied in with fucking power. And that's
- 32:04Speaker 3: how fucking Trudeau was fucking mad Dog, and that was
- 32:08Speaker 3: into some weird ass ship too.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Yeah, he is like Katy Perry.
- 32:11Speaker 4: Yeah, and that don't let us. I mean we've talked
- 32:14Speaker 4: about it, the pick Things picts. Yeah, dude, fucking serial
- 32:17Speaker 4: killer living right down the street from fucking the dog
- 32:21Speaker 4: killer that would feed his fucking.
- 32:24Speaker 1: His to the pigs.
- 32:25Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like somehow friends with that phone connected.
- 32:30Speaker 3: That's just crazy though, Like how how that Trudeau's parents
- 32:34Speaker 3: like it was an all strategic move so literally to
- 32:37Speaker 3: have that food connected to to Castro, like that food
- 32:40Speaker 3: and they were swingers and they would go over there
- 32:42Speaker 3: and it was just it's a whole crazy I.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Think that's what happens at the island, on fucking the
- 32:47Speaker 4: Jeffrey Island, Dude, I really think swinging shit happened. Then
- 32:50Speaker 4: there's some fucking underge I think everything.
- 32:52Speaker 3: Have you ever been to a place where, like you
- 32:53Speaker 3: see what the swinger thing is like, Bro, I've been
- 32:56Speaker 3: to a club before they fucking open it up because
- 33:00Speaker 3: they used to they used to uh do that ship
- 33:02Speaker 3: at three.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Three three live, remember that.
- 33:04Speaker 3: Have you been able to go to that venue where
- 33:05Speaker 3: they used to have sessions there?
- 33:07Speaker 2: That Prince Prince's old club, So they used to host
- 33:10Speaker 2: sessions at the top and it was a badass venue
- 33:12Speaker 2: I fucking forever, Like, I'm like that venue is one
- 33:14Speaker 2: of my favorites. But at the bottom they used to
- 33:16Speaker 2: have like a venue too, and they used to be
- 33:19Speaker 2: busted a bust that pulled up with like a couple's
- 33:21Speaker 2: dogs and we would always see him as the session
- 33:23Speaker 2: was getting towards the end, they would always go and.
- 33:25Speaker 1: I'm like, that's weird.
- 33:26Speaker 3: I was like, why are couples going. I was like,
- 33:28Speaker 3: I'm like.
- 33:29Speaker 5: And they don't look like they don't look like we people.
- 33:32Speaker 1: They didn't.
- 33:33Speaker 2: They were on an adult field trip and I'm just like,
- 33:35Speaker 2: I'm like, we're taking cruises now to the SESSH. So
- 33:37Speaker 2: I thought these people were gonna fucking go up there
- 33:40Speaker 2: and start shopping and ship nah.
- 33:42Speaker 1: So one day, I fucking act.
- 33:44Speaker 3: I asked the security fucking chief and I tell that
- 33:46Speaker 3: for I was like, what are these people here for?
- 33:49Speaker 1: Dog?
- 33:49Speaker 3: He was like you, He's like, you really want to know, dog?
- 33:52Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, I was like, they disappear
- 33:54Speaker 3: on the time. And then and then he showed me
- 33:57Speaker 3: he is sometimes you find condom.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Wrappers, like on the sidewalk from the night before, and
- 34:01Speaker 2: he's like, come check this ship out before the show up.
- 34:03Speaker 2: And then we went down there and there was fucking
- 34:06Speaker 2: like gamas, like beds, dog like just like like kind
- 34:10Speaker 2: of like what a salon would look like, but like
- 34:11Speaker 2: a warehouse like a back room and like a bar,
- 34:15Speaker 2: but there's like beds, there's couches.
- 34:19Speaker 1: And that's what it is.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and and foods like fools just start fucking
- 34:27Speaker 3: dog like, they just start sucking everywhere dog and it
- 34:30Speaker 3: is just fucking crazy. And fools bring their their their
- 34:33Speaker 3: their their their couple and they fucking swap and then
- 34:37Speaker 3: uh car keys. That fool said that fool said, uh that.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Like fucking everybody's taking uh seals. Yeah you can't. Hey, buddy,
- 34:47Speaker 1: get horny and come fuck my wife.
- 34:49Speaker 3: Bro.
- 34:49Speaker 4: I mean, look at Jerry, he's having a great time.
- 34:53Speaker 4: If you, if you were gonna were gonna participate in
- 34:55Speaker 4: any of this, you're not taking a seals.
- 34:57Speaker 7: Bro.
- 34:57Speaker 1: You don't want to be the first one. Not hard.
- 35:00Speaker 1: You gotta walk in, walk in, bust one nut, leave
- 35:04Speaker 1: five minutes later. Taking taking.
- 35:08Speaker 4: I'm not saying, I'm just saying, if you do, you
- 35:10Speaker 4: don't want to be the one just there like yes,
- 35:12Speaker 4: corrido and I'm still going ever, Like you remember the
- 35:15Speaker 4: fucking those those comedy store days when we were all
- 35:18Speaker 4: partying with Eddie and this food would literally be taking.
- 35:21Speaker 3: I only have ever looked at that pill at the Rhino,
- 35:25Speaker 3: the rhino pill.
- 35:26Speaker 8: You're talking about the black Ferrari, talking about the black Ferrari,
- 35:30Speaker 8: the black Ferrari, was elite because you can do coke
- 35:33Speaker 8: on the Black Ferrari according to the homes you know,
- 35:40Speaker 8: but it had.
- 35:40Speaker 3: This late this ship looked like it was an X
- 35:42Speaker 3: Men pill dog like it looked. So I was like, bro,
- 35:45Speaker 3: I don't know what you like, some alien gave me
- 35:47Speaker 3: this like what like there was some crazy like pill
- 35:49Speaker 3: about and the Black Ferrari that's what it was called.
- 35:53Speaker 1: And Eddie would take that ship.
- 35:55Speaker 3: In the middle of like like he's like, I'm gonna
- 35:58Speaker 3: go see so bitch, see you guys later, right, and
- 36:00Speaker 3: he'll leave and then he'll fucking take it like probably
- 36:02Speaker 3: like forty five minutes thirty minutes before he'll go, and
- 36:05Speaker 3: then he'll be like, whoa, I'm gonna go, and like
- 36:07Speaker 3: full I think that's what gave him that heart attack,
- 36:10Speaker 3: remember taking so many of those?
- 36:11Speaker 4: Were you there the time that winded up at the
- 36:13Speaker 4: at the body shop? Yeah, and and RaSE dude was there,
- 36:17Speaker 4: I think yeah. And then I I for I was
- 36:20Speaker 4: in the car because I was fucking talking to my girl.
- 36:22Speaker 4: I wasn't at the strip club. I couldn't even enjoy
- 36:26Speaker 4: this fucking day. But we were there until like five
- 36:30Speaker 4: six in the morning. I think Rose is the only
- 36:32Speaker 4: one that got laid.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Yeah, it was him. Yeah, those were the days. I
- 36:38Speaker 1: mean we got to take to the strip. Let's go
- 36:40Speaker 1: strip club. I'll go. He just makes you pay. You
- 36:45Speaker 1: said you were taking me to the strip club. Bro,
- 36:48Speaker 1: can have some ones.
- 36:49Speaker 4: Those were the days when George used to take me
- 36:51Speaker 4: to the strip club.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because he would always give him. He would
- 36:53Speaker 3: always give him money. Bro, that's the thing, bro fucking it.
- 36:56Speaker 1: George would always give it. George and Eddie would always
- 36:59Speaker 1: give him. I need to spend on these girls. I
- 37:01Speaker 1: never wanted to go, and they always wanted me to go.
- 37:03Speaker 1: So I was like, I don't want to go on broke.
- 37:04Speaker 3: I'm like it, wouldn't give him like crazy money, but
- 37:06Speaker 3: like get a couple of Yeah, that's exactly.
- 37:09Speaker 4: They give me one hundred bucks. And then I was
- 37:11Speaker 4: so broke at the time that I would only throw
- 37:13Speaker 4: out like eighty and I pocket to twenty for lunch dog.
- 37:16Speaker 4: And these fools would know. They were like did you
- 37:18Speaker 4: throw all the money?
- 37:18Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, but I didn't. What if you
- 37:23Speaker 1: went to a strip club with food, would you eat
- 37:24Speaker 1: for free and then use all of it? He eat
- 37:26Speaker 1: for free a lot, bro. Oh Yeah, I had to
- 37:29Speaker 1: do was go pick up the food.
- 37:30Speaker 3: George would literally tell us, fool, He's like, hey, I'm
- 37:33Speaker 3: gonna fucking get some food, get yourself something, but go
- 37:36Speaker 3: pick it up.
- 37:36Speaker 1: Hey dog, there's gave me some cigarettes on the way back.
- 37:39Speaker 4: There's a couple of times that George texted me and
- 37:41Speaker 4: be like, Hey, everybody's hungry at the strip club.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Can you stop by and get this, this and that.
- 37:47Speaker 1: I'll hook you up.
- 37:48Speaker 4: I show up, show girls, get paid and get a
- 37:51Speaker 4: lap dand hey, I was about to feed.
- 37:58Speaker 1: The good days, good old days. He would he would
- 38:00Speaker 1: go where George was working. I would go where Eddie
- 38:02Speaker 1: was the same place.
- 38:07Speaker 3: It was.
- 38:08Speaker 1: It was different, bro, what is it?
- 38:10Speaker 3: Eddie worked in a different spot at the time, And
- 38:13Speaker 3: like that ship was fucking crazier.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Because do you remember what it was called?
- 38:17Speaker 3: Funck It was where it was where that fool was
- 38:19Speaker 3: fake now, but it was a bull.
- 38:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't talk about his past the only he
- 38:23Speaker 3: doesn't post a lot about his past.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Dog, no more.
- 38:27Speaker 3: You sent me that ship on a random ass day
- 38:29Speaker 3: in full guitared of being fat dogs, and I was like,
- 38:33Speaker 3: are you drunk?
- 38:33Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm just laughing at bad people. Now
- 38:40Speaker 1: entertainment was laughing at people. I want that quickly. I
- 38:44Speaker 1: want this ship quickly. The tables turn, eh, I just
- 38:48Speaker 1: want to I.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Want ready to put that clip as a button on
- 38:50Speaker 3: the south boards so we can just push that ship whatever.
- 38:52Speaker 4: Though I'm being signed, I didn't think he was crying,
- 38:56Speaker 4: but when I showed it to I was like, Nady
- 38:58Speaker 4: was like that full crime that she was crying.
- 39:00Speaker 1: For sure.
- 39:00Speaker 3: If you've been if you've been fat, though you've cried
- 39:02Speaker 3: because you're tired of being fat.
- 39:04Speaker 1: You know what? You know what made me cry? Fucking
- 39:05Speaker 1: not fitting in some pants. I like, damn, that ship
- 39:08Speaker 1: made me sad. Not pants. It was new to me.
- 39:15Speaker 3: And I wear those ships down so much.
- 39:18Speaker 1: You got them, You're like, I'm getting back in these
- 39:20Speaker 1: mother I fucking and fit.
- 39:22Speaker 3: I feel those motherfucker's clean now though that's the Japanese side.
- 39:25Speaker 1: I got jerseys, so I'm kind of like you.
- 39:27Speaker 4: I got jerseys that are Bay than me. I'm like,
- 39:29Speaker 4: one day when I get buffed, these will look good.
- 39:33Speaker 1: You gotta get on steroids. You gotta eat food, eat
- 39:36Speaker 1: so much.
- 39:38Speaker 3: You gotta get a blood panel and then get a roids.
- 39:40Speaker 1: What if you're gonna do the peptides. I already did
- 39:42Speaker 1: my blood panel. I heard the pepties make you gay.
- 39:46Speaker 3: Bro, careful, get my blood panel, and then I'm waiting
- 39:49Speaker 3: on the results.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Careful, I heard them make that's why you got to
- 39:52Speaker 1: get the blood Like it's all scammed to make you gay. Well,
- 39:56Speaker 1: then we'll find out. It's like I'm bringing my brother
- 40:01Speaker 1: on the pod. But but than being gay.
- 40:09Speaker 3: Imagine anything's better than being fat, gay, buff, doesn't matter.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Right, just not fat? Not it you hear that? I
- 40:21Speaker 1: love this fat shaming.
- 40:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just get the guest on Jerry. You know
- 40:27Speaker 3: know what is Jerry west Mont? He was like, I
- 40:30Speaker 3: hate fat people. When he went in, he was like,
- 40:33Speaker 3: you know what pisces me off?
- 40:34Speaker 1: Like damn bro, who fucking who fucking funny?
- 40:38Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, if you had to put your money on
- 40:41Speaker 4: west Monk or Lucky for hood style, I think west
- 40:44Speaker 4: Man got the hands you full but Lucky full older too,
- 40:48Speaker 4: a huge age difference.
- 40:49Speaker 3: A look Lucky Lucky maybe older dog, but like like
- 40:54Speaker 3: west monst No, west Moll looks like he's been fucking
- 40:58Speaker 3: he like he's had them juvenile.
- 41:00Speaker 1: All fades, you know what I mean?
- 41:02Speaker 3: And I've heard juvenile hall is way worse than going
- 41:04Speaker 3: to prison.
- 41:05Speaker 5: Sometimes it's a juveniles fighting every day every day, and.
- 41:10Speaker 3: It's like kids, That's what I'm saying. And west Mount
- 41:13Speaker 3: went there like consistently as a kid. So I'm like, fool,
- 41:16Speaker 3: if you're there, you're getting down with the blacks, you're
- 41:18Speaker 3: getting down with the whites, You're getting down with your
- 41:20Speaker 3: own people because it's that time and you're young.
- 41:22Speaker 2: You got hormones, So like fo you either you get
- 41:25Speaker 2: you either get your ass whips so much to the
- 41:27Speaker 2: point where you become you start to whooping your ass.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Or you become a bitch. Yeah, you hold someone's pocket,
- 41:32Speaker 1: like hold someone. Yeah.
- 41:34Speaker 4: So if you don't know, I mean, you know, you're
- 41:36Speaker 4: not the world, the Chicano world.
- 41:39Speaker 1: You're not in the Chicano world.
- 41:40Speaker 4: But Westmot, the homie we had on the Rapper is
- 41:43Speaker 4: beefing with Lucky from hood Stocks. The place where he'sone
- 41:46Speaker 4: destroyed that fool's toilet, so he's got You got two
- 41:53Speaker 4: game bangers, basically like an old head and like a
- 41:55Speaker 4: younger head. And like I don't think they should fight, honestly.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Like I fool you guys, go man. I was I
- 42:00Speaker 1: wants it bad? What what's my wants it bad?
- 42:03Speaker 5: What's the age difference?
- 42:04Speaker 1: It's because he told that food.
- 42:05Speaker 3: He's like, look, Food, don't be calling me out because
- 42:08Speaker 3: I'm not gonna give it up.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Like like this, it's like somebody like remember when Joe
- 42:12Speaker 1: Pesty told that for He was like, look fool.
- 42:14Speaker 3: And when I got out of jail, I'm fucking and
- 42:16Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking batch your head and again because I'm
- 42:19Speaker 3: fucking stupid. Like that's literally how he and he kind
- 42:22Speaker 3: of told him. He's like, look for don't antagonize this
- 42:24Speaker 3: ship because I'm not gonna give it up. And then
- 42:27Speaker 3: you've seen the receives that was like everything was definitely
- 42:30Speaker 3: He's like, don't we don't be telling me this like
- 42:31Speaker 3: God loves you ship, Bro's I want to fuck you up.
- 42:34Speaker 3: He's like, He's like, because I don't have a problem
- 42:35Speaker 3: with God, I got a problem with with Lucky Dog.
- 42:39Speaker 4: The only thing I'm gonna tell Lucky you got kids,
- 42:41Speaker 4: you gotta wife, you got a job.
- 42:42Speaker 1: Do all have kids they have a wife and the job?
- 42:45Speaker 7: Dog?
- 42:45Speaker 5: What's the age difference? Five years or ten years?
- 42:47Speaker 4: I would say over or fifteen?
- 42:50Speaker 5: Okay, what forty five, you'd say, yeah, shouldn't be fighting.
- 42:54Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're at that. Hey you're forty bro, Like,
- 42:57Speaker 1: you get hit in that head, Bro, you're fucking to
- 42:59Speaker 1: be different. Say he fucks up West Want and he
- 43:01Speaker 1: full hits himself in the head. Now he killed him.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Now he's gotta go. Deal for forty five kids. Now
- 43:05Speaker 1: your kids don't like you for what for? Instagram bullshit?
- 43:08Speaker 1: This shows up to the fight.
- 43:11Speaker 4: But if you guys really do want to throw down,
- 43:13Speaker 4: I say you guys, get a ring and really fucking
- 43:15Speaker 4: put it down.
- 43:16Speaker 1: Like that'd be fucking you guys are both in fucking cloud.
- 43:18Speaker 4: Chasers Instagram people put it on the ring, I mean behind.
- 43:22Speaker 3: I do believe that age doesn't matter, like to an extent, bro,
- 43:26Speaker 3: because there's something there is such a thing as old
- 43:28Speaker 3: man strength. Bro. Like, I really do believe that there's
- 43:32Speaker 3: fools out there that you know, you could have that strength.
- 43:35Speaker 3: But I don't know, bro, Like, how big are they
- 43:38Speaker 3: same size?
- 43:39Speaker 1: Lucky might be bigger.
- 43:40Speaker 5: Now you're right, age doesn't matter, But I'm thinking about
- 43:43Speaker 5: age as a maturity.
- 43:44Speaker 1: M hm. That's what I said in the Ring. The ring,
- 43:47Speaker 1: that's all but like.
- 43:48Speaker 5: Why the forty five year old fucking guy trying to
- 43:51Speaker 5: comes in?
- 43:51Speaker 1: They calm down, let's just pray the Trump and let's
- 43:57Speaker 1: hear this. You heard that. You check this out, merch
- 44:03Speaker 1: you have like Trump? Like, you know what dog I bought?
- 44:07Speaker 3: I bought a fucking oval office with the Trump and
- 44:10Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it right there.
- 44:12Speaker 1: He's a little lego. It's like, oh, I'm having fucking
- 44:18Speaker 1: little things about chickens in the front.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Long as the poker table.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Instead of going Jesus Christ, you go don Trump. Hey,
- 44:31Speaker 1: what I tell you?
- 44:31Speaker 3: That food mush the fucking game. They saying that food.
- 44:33Speaker 3: That's the reason the Nicks didn't fucking win yesterday because
- 44:38Speaker 3: Donald Truch shoulders to the game.
- 44:39Speaker 1: In Epstein files, it says Nixon six.
- 44:42Speaker 5: So you saw that the ten years of NBA winning, the.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Last next year the last one. This is the last year.
- 44:48Speaker 1: The last one was twenty six and I should have
- 44:51Speaker 1: been a dog. It's not too late. Hey, but I'm
- 44:54Speaker 1: finally get on Calshi.
- 44:56Speaker 3: You guys won.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Hey what I tell you?
- 44:58Speaker 3: Anybody got a code for me?
- 44:59Speaker 4: Though?
- 45:00Speaker 1: If you got a call from me on COUCHI so
- 45:01Speaker 1: I get a hundred bucks.
- 45:03Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't believe that ship, bro, you know how
- 45:05Speaker 5: much it's a fucking Knicks game. Brother sounds like a
- 45:08Speaker 5: crystal scam. You know how these cryptal scams work. They
- 45:11Speaker 5: fucking AI a bunch of ships saying Trump said this.
- 45:14Speaker 5: They're gonna build a coin for oil. They're gonna token
- 45:16Speaker 5: nice oil.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Bro.
- 45:17Speaker 5: You could like they they AI had the four cham
- 45:21Speaker 5: post to make it all.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Gods lie all gods. Our gods are actually talked about
- 45:29Speaker 1: those files happened. So just saying NIX and six, I
- 45:32Speaker 1: don't want to be Indian no more. That's so good.
- 45:37Speaker 1: Indian flag people, those are the those are the best.
- 45:41Speaker 3: Did you see that they're making an Indian simulator game
- 45:45Speaker 3: simulating and it's up there with the graphics, but like
- 45:50Speaker 3: you're walking around India and like you can literally do
- 45:52Speaker 3: it's for the oculus and you can literally do it
- 45:54Speaker 3: and do whatever you want. And there's like a food
- 45:56Speaker 3: vendor and just who fucking eats and then he throws
- 45:58Speaker 3: up sick.
- 46:00Speaker 1: What Yeah, there's like an Indian stimulator game.
- 46:03Speaker 4: I'm at the zone.
- 46:04Speaker 1: He's don't showing me.
- 46:04Speaker 4: There's one video there's Indian guy controlling these cobra snakes
- 46:08Speaker 4: and he's like, wow, fucking nitty sy any of this ship.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't go to the parks where
- 46:13Speaker 1: there was a guy with a cobra and a snake.
- 46:14Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dog, Like, how do you not want.
- 46:16Speaker 3: To do that?
- 46:16Speaker 1: I was like I would if I was rustled, though,
- 46:19Speaker 1: I would have been like, bring the fucking cobra guy. Yeah,
- 46:22Speaker 1: I would friend the cobra guy here.
- 46:24Speaker 4: We don't see it.
- 46:25Speaker 1: We get to the Ritz and we're like, he's like,
- 46:27Speaker 1: he's take me to the snake man, bring to me.
- 46:32Speaker 3: Yeah, dog, he could have had a snake charmer. I
- 46:34Speaker 3: didn't see any Russell Peters, just like I didn't see anything.
- 46:37Speaker 3: Jasmine's that out there. He could get anything he wants.
- 46:40Speaker 1: You could have said bring Aladdin here and they would
- 46:41Speaker 1: have found some guy that looked like we'd have to
- 46:43Speaker 1: go to the Middle East first to fucking damn fools. Yeah,
- 46:50Speaker 1: get him there. Hey, what's up? What I tell you that?
- 46:54Speaker 4: Adam twenty two was all a publicity start. I don't
- 46:57Speaker 4: even they're acting. They're acting like someone went to the
- 46:59Speaker 4: court and foul the divorce for them.
- 47:01Speaker 1: They're acting like they didn't do it themselves.
- 47:03Speaker 4: It was themselves, and they found a way to make
- 47:05Speaker 4: it seem like love's true love.
- 47:07Speaker 1: Dog. Oh, whether they're back in love it was is there.
- 47:12Speaker 1: They're sick weird way.
- 47:15Speaker 3: It's it's sick, bro, the same it's sick in the
- 47:17Speaker 3: same way that the Joker and Harley Quinn belonged together.
- 47:20Speaker 1: Dog, where it's just it's it's.
- 47:24Speaker 4: I don't even think the Joker will let someone fuck
- 47:26Speaker 4: Harley Quinn like Adam Adam twenty two wars.
- 47:28Speaker 3: I think you have better moral than twenty two Dog,
- 47:31Speaker 3: I think he has in the comics, she fucking sleeps
- 47:33Speaker 3: with like two other dudeses out him without his permission.
- 47:35Speaker 3: That's different, Adam twenty two cents, go ahead without his person.
- 47:41Speaker 1: You don't think Joker was drinking out? I watch you
- 47:43Speaker 1: fuck the Batman? Think he was in the corner with
- 47:47Speaker 1: the the design Bro. I'm I bad, take it back,
- 47:51Speaker 1: I did. I do think Robin and Batman fuck Harley Quinn.
- 47:55Speaker 1: Don't fuck Robin, just fuck the Batman.
- 48:01Speaker 5: He should get on a poker table and say all
- 48:02Speaker 5: these funny things.
- 48:05Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the sixties Batman? Like, how fucking
- 48:09Speaker 3: weird it is? Bro, Like it's so crazy and the
- 48:10Speaker 3: tight the grade, Adam, Bro, Like, it's so weird. I
- 48:13Speaker 3: was watching this clip and there's like it's like like
- 48:16Speaker 3: there's he's about to start fighting, but he's like, first
- 48:19Speaker 3: we have to dance. And there was a bunch of
- 48:21Speaker 3: Egyptian people and he's fucking just doing these cringe dance bro,
- 48:25Speaker 3: And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
- 48:27Speaker 1: In the sixties at this time, it was different, man, cocaine. Okay,
- 48:33Speaker 1: Like how many I mean, you guys seen.
- 48:35Speaker 4: Like throwbacks of people where they dropped the stack on stage,
- 48:39Speaker 4: like in like reality TV shows.
- 48:40Speaker 1: You yeah, they to try to step on it. I'm
- 48:43Speaker 1: talking sloopers, bloopers or you.
- 48:45Speaker 4: Literally people had sack on them all the time, bro.
- 48:47Speaker 4: People had a little bag on them in the eighties
- 48:49Speaker 4: at all times, especially if they were in front of TVs.
- 48:52Speaker 3: Yeah, celebrities, Bro, you're talking about Unique Arrow.
- 48:55Speaker 1: When we were partying here, that was peak. Even the
- 48:57Speaker 1: ladies had sacks on him. Because in twenty twenty six,
- 49:01Speaker 1: ladies got sacks on them too. That's their boys too.
- 49:09Speaker 5: Yeah, that's too funny.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Definitely peak dog.
- 49:13Speaker 2: But it's like, man, it's the gambles too risky. Dog,
- 49:17Speaker 2: Like the Gambles is too risky to just die over
- 49:20Speaker 2: a little bit.
- 49:20Speaker 4: Like not saying you should, but that's got it's gone down.
- 49:23Speaker 4: That fencing al my fucking crisis that was going on
- 49:26Speaker 4: during the pandemic that went down. I'm not saying you
- 49:28Speaker 4: should go back to doing anything just because that's down.
- 49:31Speaker 1: But they're down.
- 49:32Speaker 4: I look that ship up there. It's not as high, bro,
- 49:33Speaker 4: it's not where. It's not good for anybody.
- 49:35Speaker 1: You know why.
- 49:36Speaker 5: It's not that it's not happening. It's not that it's
- 49:38Speaker 5: not happening.
- 49:39Speaker 4: You know what it is.
- 49:40Speaker 5: You know everyone's got fucking Narcan in their pocket.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Ship Like people are living ten lives. People are living
- 49:47Speaker 1: ten lives. Yeah, the reason that the deaths are down, no, everyone's.
- 49:51Speaker 5: I still see people fucking smoking and ship everywhere. We
- 49:53Speaker 5: get an arcans possor.
- 49:56Speaker 1: After we do our homeland skit probably that's hilarious. Almost
- 50:01Speaker 1: every comedy festival I've been to in the last two years,
- 50:03Speaker 1: when you get there, in your welcome bag, there's Narkan.
- 50:06Speaker 4: See damn, I'm not a lie. At every music festival
- 50:11Speaker 4: I see, they're literally stations for Narcan. You can go
- 50:13Speaker 4: pick up narkam for free. They'll touch your drugs. It
- 50:15Speaker 4: literally says, we'll touch your drugs. And that's why punishment, Like.
- 50:18Speaker 1: That's why thing gets as bad as it gets, because
- 50:20Speaker 1: all these people that would have died are now giving nine,
- 50:24Speaker 1: ten eleven lives.
- 50:25Speaker 5: Bro, should have died though, right, Yes, you know what?
- 50:31Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, because yeah, you're right, because you're fucking up
- 50:36Speaker 3: the fucking fucking up the law of life in a
- 50:38Speaker 3: weird way, Doc, Yeah, you're sucking up the ecosystem or
- 50:42Speaker 3: the or.
- 50:42Speaker 1: The animal kingdom.
- 50:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because all right, all right.
- 50:47Speaker 1: I agree with you guys in a way.
- 50:49Speaker 4: But that's like saying if someone has a heart attack,
- 50:52Speaker 4: or we shouldn't use a defibrillator on them because though
- 50:54Speaker 4: they're dead, we shouldn't.
- 50:56Speaker 1: It's like the same thing. Oh, you're right, you're right,
- 50:59Speaker 1: you're right, But it's also it's a moral question of
- 51:01Speaker 1: course you should save them, but it becomes a question
- 51:04Speaker 1: of burden on everybody where it's like how many times, yeah,
- 51:07Speaker 1: how many abortions? Be got?
- 51:09Speaker 4: I want I understand you got fucking from what I
- 51:13Speaker 4: was saying.
- 51:13Speaker 3: I agree the circle of life, Bro.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Like for example, like in the eighties, if you really
- 51:18Speaker 1: oh deed on something. It's because you earned it. You
- 51:21Speaker 1: earned it, like like you.
- 51:23Speaker 3: Fucking earned it, like you were a fucking degenerate and
- 51:26Speaker 3: you didn't fucking stop and your heart exploded. Dog, That's
- 51:30Speaker 3: what happened to you in the eighties. Now it's it
- 51:34Speaker 3: fucking sucks both, but at the same time, the risk
- 51:36Speaker 3: is higher, so it's like you you're still gonna earn
- 51:39Speaker 3: it the same way.
- 51:40Speaker 1: You shouldn't be given like the fucking fifth, sixth, and.
- 51:43Speaker 3: Eighth chance, bro, because I think after the first one.
- 51:46Speaker 5: You should earn on top of that and say it
- 51:49Speaker 5: is the fifth time you do this, and then this
- 51:50Speaker 5: time someone's trying to revive you, and you go crazy
- 51:53Speaker 5: and you stab the fucking person helping you.
- 51:55Speaker 1: Happened before, saying fuck these bums, they'll go back to
- 51:59Speaker 1: life and they think they're in danger.
- 52:01Speaker 4: Yeah, like wiking up and you just see people around you,
- 52:03Speaker 4: so you just start swinging, bro, And the next thing
- 52:05Speaker 4: you know, you hurt the person's actually.
- 52:07Speaker 5: Trying to help you. Yeah, and then you got aids
- 52:09Speaker 5: because they got happened.
- 52:10Speaker 1: That's what happened to both.
- 52:11Speaker 3: When he when he when he fucking fell off the
- 52:13Speaker 3: fucking nose that one time. Remember we were when when
- 52:17Speaker 3: we stopped him, and then like when he kind of
- 52:19Speaker 3: woke up of it, he was like, you know, off
- 52:21Speaker 3: for me, like yeaheah, we'll have we'll talk about it tomorrow.
- 52:28Speaker 1: I mean yeah, damn. So like all these people that die,
- 52:31Speaker 1: like all these amount of times, like do you think
- 52:33Speaker 1: they go through the process like throw on their way.
- 52:36Speaker 5: It's like if you guys want to just dive around yourself,
- 52:38Speaker 5: you think back.
- 52:39Speaker 1: It's like a lady like the monsters think like you again.
- 52:46Speaker 5: Of the line, Yeah, I mean, ship, how many times
- 52:51Speaker 5: you're gonna knock on that door?
- 52:52Speaker 1: Bro?
- 52:53Speaker 5: Playing ding don ditch?
- 52:54Speaker 3: Pretty much?
- 52:55Speaker 1: I didn't think about it like that, going into God's
- 52:58Speaker 1: door nothing. Have you ever got this one day that
- 53:04Speaker 1: switches the door? God ain't answering it though he has
- 53:06Speaker 1: a fucking guy to answer that. Ship you have you
- 53:09Speaker 1: guys ever done done a ding dog ditch? I used
- 53:11Speaker 1: to love doing that all the time when school. Dog.
- 53:14Speaker 3: I used to love doing it in school because I
- 53:16Speaker 3: used to be hallways with the lockers, you know what,
- 53:18Speaker 3: I'm shy like so dog we used to like and
- 53:22Speaker 3: I would give no warning. It would just be like
- 53:24Speaker 3: three of us walking in the hallway and then and
- 53:27Speaker 3: and it's just all of a sudden, just.
- 53:30Speaker 1: Just keep it ready down the stairs and fool.
- 53:32Speaker 3: There's times where like foods rolled their ankles down the
- 53:34Speaker 3: stairs trying to get away because you hit that ship
- 53:37Speaker 3: like like hard, like and the class is going on
- 53:41Speaker 3: and you're just like you see the teacher, Come on,
- 53:43Speaker 3: who's out there?
- 53:45Speaker 1: Who did that? You should do that in the in
- 53:48Speaker 1: the neighborhood all the time. It was so fun. Some
- 53:51Speaker 1: guys will get chased out, get caught.
- 53:52Speaker 4: I'll be careful when you do it, though. Texas, some
- 53:55Speaker 4: kid got shot doing stupid dog ditch. That sucks, you
- 53:58Speaker 4: know what I mean.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Crazy to be shot doing kitchen because that's like kitchen.
- 54:01Speaker 1: You know you're fucking But like, it's probably different now.
- 54:03Speaker 1: Back in the nineties, I guess it was different.
- 54:05Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it is now.
- 54:07Speaker 2: It's it's definitely a vandalism charge because like and I
- 54:12Speaker 2: guess trespassing. But it's because you don't know people's ill
- 54:15Speaker 2: intent now, bro, because somebody you don't think it, You
- 54:17Speaker 2: don't think anything could be innocent, bro, because somebody will
- 54:20Speaker 2: fucking take something innocent. Is like it just knocked on
- 54:22Speaker 2: your door and somebody literally was like, well, we knocked
- 54:25Speaker 2: on the door and then we shot them and robbed
- 54:27Speaker 2: the place. And it's like somebody because that instant happened.
- 54:31Speaker 2: Now people just can't trust something innocent like that, you know,
- 54:33Speaker 2: got me again.
- 54:34Speaker 3: Or even if they don't answer it, like oh, no
- 54:36Speaker 3: one's home, jump in Yeah, straight up, like nobody's home.
- 54:40Speaker 3: Just fucking just robbed the space. Like nah, bro, that's
- 54:43Speaker 3: at a different age. That's when they become kids to
- 54:46Speaker 3: their turning into yans.
- 54:47Speaker 1: Yah.
- 54:47Speaker 3: Bro, you got people that are forty years old doing
- 54:49Speaker 3: fucking bing ease.
- 54:51Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's that's a life decision. You know,
- 54:54Speaker 1: as a kid, you're still making choices like h you're
- 54:56Speaker 1: figuring your life out. But at forty, this is like
- 54:58Speaker 1: this is who I am.
- 54:59Speaker 4: What do you think about when they charge kids that
- 55:01Speaker 4: are not eighteen as adults you still think.
- 55:03Speaker 1: Depending on.
- 55:06Speaker 3: If they smoke somebody. I'm sorry, bro, you're gonna go
- 55:08Speaker 3: away for a while, like like you're gonna get charged
- 55:11Speaker 3: with an adult homie because you had you had enough sense, bro,
- 55:15Speaker 3: Like kids these days come out soul fucking smart bro,
- 55:17Speaker 3: where it's like how the fuck do you not know?
- 55:20Speaker 3: Like you know what's crazy.
- 55:20Speaker 1: I saw this video.
- 55:21Speaker 2: It was like it was like, don't let these fucking
- 55:23Speaker 2: kids fool you. These babies are smart, like they just
- 55:26Speaker 2: be using using you to get what the fuck they
- 55:28Speaker 2: want and like and then they were showing these videos
- 55:31Speaker 2: and all this ship and and it's just.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Like, damn, bro. I was like, kids, get hip to it.
- 55:36Speaker 1: You knew you were manipulating people at a young age,
- 55:38Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 55:38Speaker 2: Like, if you know that you can manipulate somebody at
- 55:40Speaker 2: a young age, bro, it's like you ain't gotta be
- 55:42Speaker 2: like a super fucking like adult who know what you're
- 55:45Speaker 2: doing right from wrong. Like if you're like, hey, I'm
- 55:47Speaker 2: manipulating somebody, like imagine killing somebody. You know you definitely
- 55:51Speaker 2: had some kind of sense what you're gonna do that.
- 55:53Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that I was gonna shoot them
- 55:55Speaker 2: and it was gonna go boom na fool you.
- 55:58Speaker 4: I was talking to my dad about like just Cartelsian
- 56:02Speaker 4: and as I'm like how much bat like, how much
- 56:05Speaker 4: to get rid of someone, He's like, if you really
- 56:07Speaker 4: want to too grand in Mexican, I was like, for real,
- 56:09Speaker 4: pro and he was telling me like yeah, it goes
- 56:11Speaker 4: both ways though, just how it is someone for you
- 56:14Speaker 4: to hire someone, it's easy for someone to hire to
- 56:16Speaker 4: kill you too. And I was just talking to him
- 56:18Speaker 4: and I was like, he's like, yeah, there's literally people
- 56:20Speaker 4: on granchos called sicados. And I literally just thought, bro,
- 56:22Speaker 4: if in America for two thousand you could kill someone,
- 56:25Speaker 4: you know how many people would die?
- 56:26Speaker 3: I mean ten thousand probably you can probably get someone
- 56:29Speaker 3: to do it in America for hit all.
- 56:30Speaker 5: The rap songs like Alli do it for Louis Belle.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 56:34Speaker 4: Yeah, But the thing is people get caught here in Mexico.
- 56:37Speaker 4: You know, like ninety percent of murders do not get solved.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
- 56:43Speaker 4: Imagine what people would do if Actually sometimes I watch
- 56:46Speaker 4: sometimes I watch crimes being made and I'm like, bro,
- 56:48Speaker 4: do you not watch that everybody gets caught in America,
- 56:50Speaker 4: Like when people.
- 56:51Speaker 1: Everybody think don't get caught.
- 56:53Speaker 5: Sometimes eventually, but yeah, most.
- 56:55Speaker 1: Of the people in America end up getting caught.
- 56:57Speaker 5: Well, the truth usually comes to light over Hey, did
- 57:00Speaker 5: you see spinking about getting caught that they're in the
- 57:04Speaker 5: soccer games over here in Sofi Stadium, that they're they're
- 57:07Speaker 5: using face recognition and all every single camera around so far.
- 57:13Speaker 5: You're surprised by that for sure, because they haven't put
- 57:17Speaker 5: it out yet like that. But now they're saying that
- 57:18Speaker 5: they're gonna use it to protect for national security.
- 57:22Speaker 4: National security, I mean that's what they're gonna tell you.
- 57:25Speaker 4: They take your freedom. They take your freedom when they
- 57:28Speaker 4: tell you you're scared if being like.
- 57:31Speaker 1: What is it?
- 57:32Speaker 4: Freedom isn't safe? You're not safe if there's freedom, So
- 57:34Speaker 4: then then it comes with the price.
- 57:35Speaker 1: Then you're gonna then then the jokes and the ones
- 57:38Speaker 1: that goes to the World Cup is over. President is
- 57:40Speaker 1: gonna be like we've.
- 57:41Speaker 3: Turned all the database to ICE and immigration.
- 57:46Speaker 1: Bro.
- 57:47Speaker 3: I honestly, I don't I don't put it past them
- 57:49Speaker 3: doing some sick ship like that where it's just like
- 57:52Speaker 3: damn bro, because you know they're pretty much they're gonna
- 57:54Speaker 3: be hitting you with that terminal division. You remember when
- 57:56Speaker 3: he's walking into the biker bars going, he goes into
- 58:01Speaker 3: the face and it just analyzes you.
- 58:03Speaker 1: I feel like that's facial recognition.
- 58:05Speaker 3: I feel like that's what that's just like, it's like
- 58:08Speaker 3: gay six zero fucking XG with you.
- 58:13Speaker 4: Ethon Races. Look at his Instagram.
- 58:18Speaker 1: Approved. Oh that's the scary part.
- 58:23Speaker 4: I tell everybody, dude, this credit, this social credit score
- 58:26Speaker 4: where if they literally can just look at your Instagram
- 58:28Speaker 4: and tell what type of person you are, and like
- 58:30Speaker 4: you can't apply because you say this about these people.
- 58:32Speaker 1: That's what the AI thing is for. I'll get aliens
- 58:35Speaker 1: before that, you think so, I think so?
- 58:37Speaker 3: You know how sick would it be?
- 58:39Speaker 1: Though?
- 58:39Speaker 3: Like if finally like aliens are like, we're here, bro, like,
- 58:41Speaker 3: and I'm like, let's just say we meet a cool
- 58:43Speaker 3: ass ad and write this food. It's like that one
- 58:44Speaker 3: food in that Seth Broken movie. Yeah, and that fool.
- 58:47Speaker 3: He's like, so you like to go to Japan? And
- 58:49Speaker 3: he's like, you can go there like thirty minutes.
- 58:51Speaker 1: Oh I'm gone, dog, I'm hopping in that ship's on,
- 58:55Speaker 1: he's on.
- 58:56Speaker 4: You're with the Nalien and you want to go to
- 58:58Speaker 4: fucking Japan.
- 58:59Speaker 1: Bro, you can go to his fucking planning. You can
- 59:01Speaker 1: go on in spaceship.
- 59:03Speaker 3: I can't breathe up there, dumb shit.
- 59:04Speaker 1: He's got it figure out for you. Don't worry about it, bro,
- 59:07Speaker 1: I don't want to take that chance. Dog, Like, you
- 59:11Speaker 1: know how fast I could get there would be like
- 59:12Speaker 1: the bullet trait. What dog.
- 59:16Speaker 3: Wouldn't even be it's hyper speed dog. You know how
- 59:19Speaker 3: crazy that would be. And he'd probably take me to
- 59:20Speaker 3: places where like you don't even know what Japan is,
- 59:23Speaker 3: be like, damn, have you ever seen this island? This
- 59:24Speaker 3: is where they blew this ship up, hovered over it.
- 59:27Speaker 4: I'd be asking for their drugs to see.
- 59:29Speaker 3: That's the problem, dog. They're probably just smoky dog. That's
- 59:32Speaker 3: why you're not in the vast species.
- 59:34Speaker 1: They have drugs.
- 59:37Speaker 4: Every civilization, everybody for animals on earth, on Earth.
- 59:41Speaker 1: But you're also we also live by the assumption that
- 59:44Speaker 1: we think that aliens look like humans, and they have faces,
- 59:48Speaker 1: and they have arms, and they probably look nothing like us.
- 59:51Speaker 1: We just think like humans. We don't even know. They
- 59:53Speaker 1: might be snorting. They might be balls of dust snorting.
- 59:56Speaker 4: Look, this is like a real do They probably look
- 59:59Speaker 4: more like a pokemon then they look like us.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: Whether you're still putting it on her face, they probably
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: look more like a fucking blob like I just it
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: might just be a fucking ball of fucking energy or something,
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: Yeah, their Simpsons have not failed, so probably that fucking
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: green blood with tentacles.
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: All that green brought from up from Halloween episodes, those
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: are the best the symptoms.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: Yeah, like that you talk about when his brother what
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: do they call the tree house?
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Are the new ones any good?
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: I stopped watching. I don't even know when they come
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: out these days.
- 1:00:36Speaker 4: But still no, no, I'm saying there's the new Halloween
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: ones of the symptoms are the best?
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Has just gotten better over time, Yeah, definitely.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: They It's got like after like the last it went
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: through like this thing of like five six years. The
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: last two seasons, I'm like, it's it's it's it's okay,
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: it's not bad. Different jokes different. No, it's definitely not
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: kids again.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Is not like Star Wars, you know what I mean,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Like it's a new generation of people.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: Yeah, you're winning over a new generation of people. Mentionin
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: that's the thing. Like you can't get classic.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Homer bag even March sounds different. Yeah, March definitely sounds different.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: You're just getting old same lady sounds different.
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: Would you say that these are a series kind of
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: like Star Wars, where like we were talking about when
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: we're in our deathbed, there's gonna be a new movie.
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: You think there's gonna be season two hundred right now.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: It's still going. And Simpsons shaped my humor. I used
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: to watch the show all the time. I learned. I
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: learned so many fun I learned so much about just
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: American culture and pop culture and television and you know
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: what I mean, learn about Lisa's birthday, good well, everything
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: they did was that everything was a parody of something.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: To Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson, they are always parroting a
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: movie or uh or you know what I mean, some.
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: Part of a family guy person.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Simpson's way before that.
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: I know that's why they say family guys. Peter, It's
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: like Homer. It takes ideas from him.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Did it already.
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: I can't stand family Guy.
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: I love family Guy, but then a dead.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: It's fucking it's not a big family guy guy. It's uh,
- 1:02:09Speaker 4: their gags are it's it's like low tier comedy. Like
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: I've seen South some racist as comedy. I'm just saying,
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: when you when you see like how South Park's made
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: compared to fucking family Guy, You're like, yeah, that's no.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: You have nothing against Trey Parker and those like.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: American Dad bringing that a little better.
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: You think American Dad is better than Family Guy. Yeah,
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: oh my god, he no Family Guy randomly will throw
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: you get Ray.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: American that is great. Family guys, Family guys out account, dude.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: American Dad is not nearly as funny as Family Guy. Bro.
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: I love family guys like racist jokes and all that
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: ship they bro.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: Family Guy.
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: Family Guy is a complete opposite of PC.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but it's just it's I don't know,
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of all the randomness. The randomness,
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: that's what I mean.
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: It's all that's short attention.
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: It's lazy, lazy com You guys like life, You guys
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: like a routine lifestyle.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: What about you like that? Of course it was fantastic.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Even new one wasn't bad, no one.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: I don't even know why. I bet you were the
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: type of guy who liked Daria.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Did I watched I watched everything, I watched all the cards.
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: You were the guy who definitely enjoyed Daria. You and
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: Ray for sure, I see, I know it. I didn't
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: even know you watched this Leash ship. I didn't watch
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: that ship.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: As soon as that came on, I was like, time
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: to go play outside.
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a bunch of em stuff and yeah, It's like,
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: those are the people who watched Dario swear Smashing Pumpkins
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: is one of the top beads.
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: Smashing Pumpkins.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: It's cool, they're cool.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: But for me, it was like that show Frasier. It
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: was like one of those shows where if it's on,
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: I'll watch it, but it's also kind of sleepy.
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: Whatever happened to the black guy from Renie Rainbow?
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: That guy was cool.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: I don't know, you should try to He's at the
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: point where you probably afford him to get them.
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: Well, the way you said up about a black guy,
- 1:04:06Speaker 4: we could fly for him.
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: You're buying him or something. We can fly for him.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: Now, what's that movie by like one of the Keen
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: Keenan and Peel The Get with the black guys Got
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: no Where? The girl brings the black guy over? And
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: this brain watch the Yeah, good movie? That's crazy to
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Solos fools dog, did you see their movie No for
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: the Brain to sell the brain for the fucking transplant?
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: I was like, I hadn't watched that movie three times
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: to get it, bro three fucking times.
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: He surprised everybody when he came out with that.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: You know what's fucking fucked up?
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Is that fucking chemistry with them that got fucked up
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: over because his bitch azz wifeh fucking keenan peel peeple.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: I don't know what happened they broke up?
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: A yeah, they don't really, they don't really fuck with
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: each other no more because of because this guy's wife, the.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Bald guy's wife.
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: Really what she said, she's like, she's pretty like like
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: before or it used to just be their production, right,
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: he used to just be like everybody's like yo, it's
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: like it's like it's like if it's like if it's
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: like if Xavier in myself and like if we're over here,
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: we're making these kits all the time, right. And then
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: xaviery all of it, gets a girlfriend and she's like,
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: you know what, I want to be executive producer on
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: the ship. And Xavier lets her and we're just like.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: This is our this is our thing, bro, Like what
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: the fuck is this?
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: And then she said it that's what we call it,
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: and and and pretty much like you're just like you're
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: fucking ruining this ship, bitch, what the fuck are you doing?
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Yo?
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Yeah, she yokoed that ship and and now it fucked
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: up their chemistry and now that it's not.
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: It's like you could tell the dude he's doing these
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: cringe ass fucking interviews where like now his wife is
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: doing these fucking interviews with them, and they're doing this
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: like fucking lay mass content. It's like, let's play this
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: game where see how much you know about your partner
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: fucking hate ship like that?
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Women, why do you be doing this to men? Why
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: are you ruining relationships? Why are you getting involved just
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: fucking love each other? Nobody needs to fucking know, and
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: he Donna can vouch for me.
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: You would assume this is a fucking finance white chip bro.
- 1:06:07Speaker 9: We were like, fucking mid ass, fuck mad dog mid
- 1:06:13Speaker 9: that fucking do way better, no better, You're kicking the
- 1:06:16Speaker 9: He's funny as fuck her.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: I was like, I bet this bitch is fire. Like
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: you're gonna fucking stop, Like she's gotta have the box.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: She's gotta have the box. Na, Bro, we're making a
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: skits because of this doggy ass bitch. Yeah, goddamn yeah,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: straight up.
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: Now you gave it homie enough time there He's just
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: making fucking weird ass movies and we're fucking gonna go
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: watch them, dog because we think that it's gonna be
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: funny like they used to. Dog.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: We want the fucking Baald guy back.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: Doing the fucking interpretation like he did with President Obama
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: and that way, you know what I mean?
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Yeah, like he was up there that ship. I mean,
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, bro, I'm not the biggest Obama fan,
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: but like when he was doing ship like that, I
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: was dying. Y'all need to calm the fuck down, Like
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: we get down her, bro, Yeah, Dog, that's her dog.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: That's proof that love is love. Dog. Just put your wife.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Just put your wife with them before the thing, no
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: matter she's on this fuck's man, pull her up. Bro.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: It does suck that a fucking chicken.
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: Come in and just ruined entertainment for everybody, dog, because
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: I enjoyed their fucking kids.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: Just let the boys be. Leave the boys alone. She
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: had to be executive producer. Why'd you have to get
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: him up the show? Why can't you just be a
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: fucking wife, dude? Like, damn, bro, you ruined you know
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: my Come on, dog, Dog, look at the fucking little
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: fucking fake.
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: S mouth like I kind of have to fucking be there,
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: like like like what you can know when a man
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: is fake smiling.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: Bro, he's just like, fuck, this bitch's gonna hit me kids.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: Maybe he's trapped.
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: No, no, bro, this is like Flay gring bitches always
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: getting in the way of the homies.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: Dog ladies. Just let the boys fucking be boys, fool boys.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: Let us go to dog like. I want this guy
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: to be doing funny ass kids like remember that skit
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: he used to do it? He played that coach on
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: mat TV where he was like chewing the gum. Yeah,
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: that dude, that ship always had to be cracking up.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Reminds him and not as as that girl. You guys,
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: remember the girl on Auto Parts. Girl, Auto Parts, My
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: girl fuck Progressive. She reminded me of Flow from Progressive
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: by ten. But yeah, ugly flow blow. This bitch is
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: not the huge row. This bitch is an ugly flow bro.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Not worth destroying. Not not worth destroying. Uh, a comedic duel,
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: get it though, Right, we're on the page the progressive
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: the girl from Progressive, Yeah, that's progressive, that's progressive.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: Her hate it dog like honestly, man, it's like, I
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: hope he fucking leaves your dog. I'm sorry, man, I
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: fucking want the show to be back.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: They no, they they had some funny ass ship. Dog,
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: you really think they sucked? Dog?
- 1:09:18Speaker 7: They did play the race card, right, they gave us
- 1:09:20Speaker 7: an a an they have they have like what about
- 1:09:29Speaker 7: not the not the interpretation Obama ship or when he
- 1:09:32Speaker 7: was doing the intro, he was.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Like, monnic.
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: Happens Obama does that ship shakespeople's hands very differently.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: I can't watch that skill without laughing. Dog, he's going
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: taking those hands. I'm like, dog man, that was fucking
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: good thing.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: You wouldn't get it. Like every time you see the
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: Mexican food, you're always like, you know, no, mama sh
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: or whatever.
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: He's like, study people gonna be saying not to watch.
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: I'm go again a letter for studies, And hey, if
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: you're gonna teach our ship, make sure you know what
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: sauce we use the sauce.
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: They're gonna play clips of this ship classes talking about it.
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: I was like, this is ignorance.
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: A fucking Germany tacher're talking about Chiono studyshes.
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: Ven he drives a Tesla Nazi. Uh yeah, let me
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: remind you guys.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: Everybody, make sure you guys get your tickets for seven
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: ten going down at the post pizza. It's going down
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: forty dollars gets you in and a fucking a goodie
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: bag as well, hand curated by myself. So make sure
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: you guys get it because I'm gonna be putting good
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: stuff in there. You know, I go all out for
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: you fools, and we're gonna have limited.
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: Edition stuff as well. Hank the Tank is making an appearance.
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: I can't let everybody enjoy Hank because I don't want
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: to break the rules. But come see me outside, fool, you.
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: Know, cash me outside? How about that?
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: What's that saying for the fuck that big good? Yeah,
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: everyone's gonna have their saying. Zone is gonna be catch
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: me outside? How about that? Actually he's going to be
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: spit on that thing.
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: But yeah, So make sure you guys get your tickets.
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: We're halfway sold out, so better secure it because hey,
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: I mean that's it's an actual restaurant and they have capacity,
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: So I don't, we don't.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: We're not going to be having a crazy guess list
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: thirty days away. Yeah, it's almost there, thirty days away,
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: seven to ten. It's gonna be a good time.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Co hosting Steph Tone for the Death Tones. If we
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: already if we stele out before.
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: The show, the show happens like a week before even like, Bro,
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: that's when we were able to get the guitar. Instead,
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: we'll give it away and Steph Tone will sign.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: It on there so close. Yeah, Basher sold out the fasher.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: We can get a nice guitar. We don't got to
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: get some bullshit. Exactly. The closer the closer it gets,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: the smaller the guitar gets. So if it happens on
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: the day of, you might get a ukulele. Actually can
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: find something on eBay for for a nice season price.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: Well, you don't get a random fucking guitar, just sign
- 1:11:59Speaker 4: you get an one decent price.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: Go get it.
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: And I don't think there's no guest list. So if
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: you pay, you have good chances.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred, So it's gonna it's gonna be a
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: good time. Haydar will be in the house as well.
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:12:15Speaker 9: I was?
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: I was speaking to them. We're gonna do a fucking
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: are you. We're gonna do it just because of them.
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: We miss you had? Where are you?
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: That's a nineties early two thousands?
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: Hey, Don's back.
- 1:12:37Speaker 5: What happened to Charlie's angels.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Those fools are old now, probably have kids.
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: You talk about, like the girls girls, they all disappear
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: like the pussy Cat Dolls.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: What happened the pussy Cat Dolls? What happened to? What's
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: the other band? Spice? Everybody?
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: You can't The reason you can't revamp that ship is
- 1:12:54Speaker 3: because there's a group of fucking bitches that will be like,
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: you're using your sexuality to fucking promote this and all
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: this ship.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: That's the reason before. No, they love those bitches now
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: only fans. Bitches are getting empowered by other women. Tell
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: your tits, girl, I.
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: Mean, I would say, you guys need to do that
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: more of that. What about the what about empowering?
- 1:13:16Speaker 5: What about bitches walking around with no bras like you're
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: at you're at Universal Studios, walking with the fam.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: Don't look at my tits check lets.
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: It's unavoidable. But then the bitch, But then the bitch
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: wants to get mad when you look.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: Looking like you already imagine the arguments this lady.
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: There's no argument. What she knows? What the fuck I
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: told her? I told her that many other people is
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: that you have a problem with me looking go to her,
- 1:13:41Speaker 5: that fucking telling me for we're in public that what
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: the fuck.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Used that one? That one? I haven't used that one.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna tell her to put more clothes on.
- 1:13:54Speaker 5: She's crazy.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: You're trying to be a good dad.
- 1:13:57Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck to deal with this war?
- 1:13:59Speaker 4: Those nipples all look at those nipples all fucking hardened ship.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: I'm just here trying to I don't mean to have
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: a bonery wondering.
- 1:14:09Speaker 5: Get stuck in line and they're fucking two people in
- 1:14:11Speaker 5: front of you. So the whole two hours you're looking like,
- 1:14:14Speaker 5: what do you want.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: Me to do? Chick, let's look anywhere else. I'm trying
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: at the floor.
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: What am I in jail?
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: I mean that they also, I mean they are on
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: it though, like.
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: Like for Disneyland, they won't like if you're dressed hella skimpy,
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: they'll kick you out.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: What what up? What the fuck Disneyland? They can do that.
- 1:14:38Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's some people.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: You're making people horny, man. Yeah, they're literally they've.
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Done that ship where people are coming in there like
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: pushing it dog where you're just like, damn, bitch, are
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: you coming here to suck dick?
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Or what?
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: You know?
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: What I mean it's like, what's going on? Ba, It's like,
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: why are you?
- 1:14:51Speaker 5: You're advertising too hard?
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: Why are you Why are you wearing something you you
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: would wear when you're about to get fucked?
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: Like this is something you buy a hustler. This isn't
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: an outfit, bitch, you know what I I mean? Like,
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: and there, I get it. If it's a place, if
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: it's a place for kids, bro Like, I don't know, man,
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: you shouldn't be trying to involve any kind of adult
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: sexuality in it, whether like you're you're a heterosexual male
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: when you appreciate it.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: But Disney, Every Disney movie has fucking I don't hit
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: in it. They throw Yeah, they put all this sexual
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: ship inside this Disney movies. Yeah, but that's the movie
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: Like, if you're you're in a place where there's a
- 1:15:25Speaker 3: bunch of kids around, like and then you're you're gonna
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: be like they're in person, and you're gonna be walking
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: around like you know what I mean obviously like the
- 1:15:33Speaker 3: odds of like a woman coming in there being very
- 1:15:36Speaker 3: permissious as compared to a guy, but walking in the
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: hard at fuck, it's kind of hard for you to
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: distinguish like those two, but it's like you shouldn't even
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: be like, I don't know, man, it's kind of it's
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: one of those things where it's like you're in a
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: theme park, man, especially like something like kids. I don't know,
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: maybe let us side at Universal Studios, but like or not,
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: you know what I mean, but like not just kind
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: of trashy, but like still though like Disneyland, I feel
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: like that's like the one where you know, fucking.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: I looked it up.
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: Appropriate coverage, provocative or highly revealing clotheses not a lot.
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: This includes extremely low CP tops and overly short shorts.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: I did not. Well, it's because I've been there and
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: I've seen some people.
- 1:16:17Speaker 5: Of course they don't enforce it like that, but I'm like.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: This wasn't family friendly. I'm not saying it was, but
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: I was.
- 1:16:22Speaker 5: At Universal Studios with the homie and his girl and
- 1:16:27Speaker 5: the girl gets mad because this food with me and
- 1:16:30Speaker 5: this we were looking at this other bation and tits
- 1:16:32Speaker 5: and then you know, then that started right and I
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: was like, look and it just got done waiting and
- 1:16:37Speaker 5: lying at the stupid fucking Mario thing for three hours.
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: So I was like, look, you're fucking overreacting. You got
- 1:16:43Speaker 5: a problem with the ship, go tell her that. Don't
- 1:16:45Speaker 5: get mad at that homie or anyone else because we're
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: doing this.
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: You know what you need Eat a beer. Let's go
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: have a beer.
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: Sat down Brook telling how we handle this ship, bro,
- 1:16:56Speaker 5: And I was like, here, eat the food, have a beer.
- 1:16:59Speaker 5: At how we talked, got explained it because they're from
- 1:17:01Speaker 5: X too, you know, so there's like they're visiting this.
- 1:17:04Speaker 5: I was like, Bro, like, just chill out. It's not
- 1:17:06Speaker 5: our our faults.
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: Bro, Like, go tell her that if you have a
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: problem with that ship, or go tell security because.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: She shouldn't be bo bees out. Man.
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: Look, but I mean it's calm this after that, like
- 1:17:28Speaker 5: we got back to normal school. But I mean ship,
- 1:17:30Speaker 5: like the beer and the food and the explanation.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: Well, I gotta be honest with you.
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine being a fucking sixteen year old eg
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: G in fucking seventh period with Samantha and Jessica, because
- 1:17:43Speaker 4: when you're Monica with their fucking nipples out like that,
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: I'm going to read Shakespeare.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: But let's let's get let's be completely let's be completely honest.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: Even if those girls weren't in there and you had
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: to read Shakespeare. It wasn't gonna happen with without the distractions.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: You're gonna be like, what the fuck, I'm still learning
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: regular English? I like The Merchant of Venis that.
- 1:18:13Speaker 4: Some heart thrown out resumpthing like that, what happens? It's
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: a good book.
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: He'd be like, where it's the art? You know? It's funny.
- 1:18:23Speaker 4: I tried so hard to get an A P classes
- 1:18:25Speaker 4: because all the fucking.
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: I forgot about that Advanced playment advancements.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Like we don't, we don't offer that for Chicano studies.
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: Yeah they do.
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: It's called s l.
- 1:18:40Speaker 4: Someone said, I want to be chick lits when I
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: grow up.
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: Hey, I learned in this country. As long as you
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: can explain something to somebody and they for somehow understand
- 1:18:53Speaker 5: Chewbacca effect.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: O j.
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: H. Back to the pole, somebody, I think we find people.
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: Everybody voted and people are saying that Westmont.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Would win.
- 1:19:07Speaker 5: Sixty uh huh.
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: It's like the election going on right now. Oh, Spencer's out, Yeah.
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: Dog, the ladies going sold the fucking rigged like all
- 1:19:17Speaker 4: of a sudden, soutailing and coming bo both choose between
- 1:19:21Speaker 4: ship and ship.
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: Like it's like, that's what I'm that's what I'm seeing
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: right now on the Poet's like, Hey, we have old
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: ship and new ship, but we don't have any good ship.
- 1:19:36Speaker 3: That's all I'm seeing out there on the fucking polls
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: right now.
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: Dog homeless isn't going anywhere.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: You know, they're stoked right now. They're yeah, we can do.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: They were scared of Spencer.
- 1:19:46Speaker 4: Problem and we're like, oh, ship, we might actually never
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: have to do method.
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: They're never gonna get rid of that problem. Got take
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: away the smoke those foods.
- 1:19:55Speaker 4: Look, you're right, we'll never get rid of the problem.
- 1:19:57Speaker 4: But the problem used to be in one place only.
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: It used to be in skid roll. When you're homeless,
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: you went to skid road. Now it's everywhere. Let's just
- 1:20:03Speaker 4: put it in one spot. Let's just make a big
- 1:20:05Speaker 4: skid roll now.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: But it's just people. There's like a new homeless. It's
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: it's like a new homeless person is spawning every day.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: That's how little people have They spawned in the ocean. Well,
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: if they get home with they lose all their money
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: out there. People just don't have money anymore.
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: I know. That would be the thing, bro, Like if
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: we just if we like, if there's like a cruise
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: that like, yeah, you know, it's like a rehabilitation cruise, like, yeah,
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: you're gonna be able to smoke crack on there, and
- 1:20:28Speaker 3: they just make them walk the plane.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: How many homeless people do you think are homeless because
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: they're not doing drugs, they're just homeless because they're broke.
- 1:20:34Speaker 4: Let's say twenty percent.
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: I give it, I say it less, I say ten percent.
- 1:20:38Speaker 5: I think there's a lot of because if you're if
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: you're like that, then you're not going to be homeless forever.
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: It's just bad on your look right now.
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: But homeless means that people living on their cars.
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: Okay, homeless after one year of being homeless, that's like
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: a true homeless.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: I don't doubt that a lot of these people like
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: they like like people that work for like Carabaths and
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: all these and the other bitch is running against against her.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: I really think that these are the kind of people
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: that they fucking paid a bunch of people to go
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: up and ask these homeless people and say, hey, you know,
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: there's a there's a there's a fucking election going on
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: right now, and if you don't vote, you're gonna they're.
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: Gonna tell you to stop smoking crack.
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: Sign right here. I don't know how I fucking don't
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: want to keep smoking crack over here. You know they're
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: signing for their debt.
- 1:21:20Speaker 4: Homies too, oh my dead homie.
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: Me see in twenty twenty five downtown Los Angeles and it's.
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: Surrounding central metro region, what is it?
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: Accumulated count accumulated for roughly twenty five percent of the
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: total homeless population in Los Angeles County. While exact, separate
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: unhoused percentages for the precise downtown boundaries are not.
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: Published, this as far as fuck. The district contains the highest.
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: Density of homelessness, with localized research showing in houses approximately
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: thirty eight hundred unhoused individuals on skid row.
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: And fuck you guys talking about that it's not because
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: I can't read, that TV is far and that Texas
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: fucking I'm over here. I'm doing a very good job
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: right now, fucking because you couldn't you.
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: I could have the funniest comment as this fool reads
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: like XG this respect, this respect.
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: The font was small though.
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: Were a college graduate, don't tell him that you don't
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: read like the next one. You fucking reading bitch, fucking
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: that ship is far as fun, Like, that's really small.
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: It's crazy because you got the number right, I was
- 1:22:37Speaker 5: getting the words, but I was like, I thought that
- 1:22:40Speaker 5: was eighteen hundred about my paper?
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: Dogs?
- 1:22:44Speaker 4: Can we congratulate chicklets for twelfth place in a fucking
- 1:22:47Speaker 4: poker tournament?
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: One hundred and fifty seven people strow.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: Congradula.
- 1:22:54Speaker 5: I'm going back Friday again.
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: See that's the fucking problem, dog, that's the fucking problem
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: right there. No, you can't just cut your wings into
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: the casino.
- 1:23:05Speaker 5: For first place was three K from one hundred dollars,
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: and then they said that they said it's small because
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: then you said, usually a decent Fridays it's up to
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: twenty k prize pool, bro, And that's at least like
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: forty five hundred for first place.
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: What'd you win?
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: I only won three hundred bucks?
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: Hundred? Long did you just play for?
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: I was playing play five hours?
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: What god damn? You know?
- 1:23:26Speaker 4: What's nuts? This motherfucker got done playing at the tournament
- 1:23:29Speaker 4: and then he went to.
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: Go playing cash.
- 1:23:30Speaker 4: He wasn't even done yet for the day, dog, or
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: I think he already had five hours in him and
- 1:23:35Speaker 4: he's like, I thought, one more hundred.
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: Bucks, another one hundred.
- 1:23:39Speaker 5: I bought in with one hundred and walked out with
- 1:23:41Speaker 5: like five.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: He finished his first game, his wife calls him, tells
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: him she misses him. He's like, all right, I'm gonna
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: play another. All right.
- 1:23:49Speaker 5: Honestly, if you're if you're listening, you washed this c
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: I did go play my normal way and then tell
- 1:23:55Speaker 5: no way nothing. And then I was so far deep
- 1:23:57Speaker 5: into it, and I was like, man, if I want
- 1:24:00Speaker 5: to really play good, I have to tell her i'm
- 1:24:02Speaker 5: here because I don't want to be on a time limit.
- 1:24:04Speaker 5: And then I'm doing stupid shit right. So I was like, hey,
- 1:24:08Speaker 5: I'm playing a tournament. I'm really deep in it, and
- 1:24:11Speaker 5: I sent to the picture of the prizes, but this
- 1:24:17Speaker 5: is like it was like an eleven o'clock right at night.
- 1:24:21Speaker 5: And then she's like, no, wonder you haven't called me,
- 1:24:23Speaker 5: And she's like okay.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: I was like cool.
- 1:24:27Speaker 5: First place was three k, second place was two k,
- 1:24:30Speaker 5: third place was one thousand, and then from there it
- 1:24:32Speaker 5: went lower and over. Tenth place was five hundred, what
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: was twelve? I got three hundred.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: That's pretty good, though.
- 1:24:39Speaker 4: Pretty good, I would have he would have been because
- 1:24:42Speaker 4: he invited me and I said, I'm like, ADC kicked
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: my ass. I was like, I'm chilling to no money,
- 1:24:48Speaker 4: and I wished him luck and then I saw his post.
- 1:24:49Speaker 4: I was like, this mocker. Wish I would have been
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: there to blog. It would have been a cool little
- 1:24:52Speaker 4: little fun go deep could have been there.
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: Chick, what's up ndy?
- 1:24:57Speaker 4: You claim this is easy? You're like, dude, I played
- 1:24:58Speaker 4: tournament with CHS. Maddie, I'm good, poker's mad, easy dog.
- 1:25:04Speaker 4: I just haven't played in a while.
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: We'll play Friday's one hundred dollars. All right, what.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: Can I walk away with practice?
- 1:25:14Speaker 5: Well, first of all, it's going to be like five
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: or six hours. Fix they even walk away with.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: Something, you got to be committed. You can't just be
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: up and just leave with your chips.
- 1:25:22Speaker 4: That one cash cash game, but this tournament is tournament
- 1:25:26Speaker 4: is cash games. You can just leave in the middle
- 1:25:27Speaker 4: of play one hand and get the fun out and leave.
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: But with tournaments, you're in it.
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: So I might fight you in the parking lot.
- 1:25:33Speaker 4: But like, okay, you think okay, you think six hours
- 1:25:36Speaker 4: is a lot. There's right now this thing called the
- 1:25:38Speaker 4: w S O p and they have w the main event.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: It's ten thousand just to just to.
- 1:25:43Speaker 5: Play ten thousand participate.
- 1:25:45Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you get first place, you're gonna play
- 1:25:48Speaker 4: for about six days and about eight hours a day.
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: And how it's millions millions life changing like it's you're
- 1:25:55Speaker 4: the winner of the main the w s OP main event,
- 1:25:58Speaker 4: like your set for life type of ship.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: But you play for hours.
- 1:26:01Speaker 4: That's like what chick Li just did it. That's a
- 1:26:03Speaker 4: that's a casual. That's a normal day. You know, five
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: hours at look at.
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: Space because you have to play program. You're waiting for
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: people to get knocked out. So it's one hundred and
- 1:26:16Speaker 5: fifty seven people turned into uh you will or to
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: your money runs out, you will move because as people
- 1:26:27Speaker 5: get eliminated, they take out the last table, break that table,
- 1:26:30Speaker 5: and fill in the empty seats.
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: So bucks, no, no, that's it.
- 1:26:38Speaker 5: A hundred bucks gives you twenty thousand and chips and
- 1:26:41Speaker 5: you got to make that twenty thousand, So as much
- 1:26:43Speaker 5: as you can, or you can drag it out till
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: you get at least until you hit the money. No,
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: oh yeah, you can rebuy if you bust out, you
- 1:26:50Speaker 5: can REBUYE again. As many as you want until like
- 1:26:53Speaker 5: two hours in.
- 1:26:55Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: Yeah, so the school can keep going up.
- 1:27:01Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what that's why it starts at ten k,
- 1:27:04Speaker 5: but this Friday was at fifteen. But they said, like
- 1:27:07Speaker 5: on decent days it's twenty k. And then if you
- 1:27:11Speaker 5: get close, so say like they're paying up to twenty
- 1:27:14Speaker 5: people and then there's like twenty seven people that could
- 1:27:17Speaker 5: be like, hey, can you do a bubble and the
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: bubble would add will take away from the top three, first, second,
- 1:27:22Speaker 5: third place, will take money out of that to add
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: a couple more people to get in the money to
- 1:27:26Speaker 5: at least break even if they if they're like twenty
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: fourth place or something.
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: You play with celebrities. Right, there's just a bunch of comics,
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: but the everyone has to agree to that. I know,
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: crazy Jerry d was there, Moamar, A bunch of comics
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: are there? Yeah, Nita did a just for Netflix is
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: a joke. Netflix is a joke.
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: Pokeaton looked at me, like, you guys can the gunner's
- 1:27:54Speaker 5: luck is always easy. I'm fine now they think they're good,
- 1:27:56Speaker 5: but it sucks because now you got suckered in, which
- 1:27:59Speaker 5: I like, it's.
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: Just kind of like it's just knowing patterns and knowing what's.
- 1:28:03Speaker 5: Kind of you know, I how I play X ge
- 1:28:06Speaker 5: like tells me like, why the funk you do that?
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, don't worry about it.
- 1:28:09Speaker 5: And three hands later I hit. I tell him to
- 1:28:12Speaker 5: do something, he doesn't do it. I've seen the band
- 1:28:14Speaker 5: fold pocketins.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: Huh.
- 1:28:18Speaker 5: Never I'm on the table, I played too crazy different,
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: Yeah you play.
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: I play tight and aggressive. I try to play titan
- 1:28:26Speaker 4: aggressive this he'll play any hands.
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: He literally he's the type of guy where he looks
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: at he's like, I like it. There's will never play.
- 1:28:35Speaker 5: If I see if I seen a seven, come out
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: with it, like four out of the last seven times,
- 1:28:40Speaker 5: I'm gonna play whatever seven I have.
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: You know, Like.
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: I hit somebody with fucking douce four a three way
- 1:28:52Speaker 5: all in, I flopped to pair.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: Then I hit a boat and goddamn degenerates.
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: Let's get let's get into the super tras. Uh it
- 1:29:04Speaker 3: all right, Let's get into these super chats, and it's
- 1:29:06Speaker 3: a lot to you.
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: Guys are going to win two secret menu items from
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: the secret menu. Also, I'm gonna have to take the
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: pens off the Shopify website and get some paperwork done
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: and get an actual license for it, apparently because I
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: got hit up by the legal team, so fucking I
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: gotta take the pins out. So if you guys want pens,
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: get back on the Patreon.
- 1:29:27Speaker 5: I was like, did you have literally a picture of
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- 1:29:33Speaker 5: and just put the picture of the tube.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: No, they caught onto it.
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah everything. They're like, like, you need a
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: permit to sell hemp and like that. So now I
- 1:29:46Speaker 3: have to fucking come up with it.
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: A little loophole.
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: Well, it's the same way Keady Blaze is able to operate,
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: except he has pockets. Next one, well, first one is
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: ewyn s t Good morning table and chat. Good morning, yeah, Arnie,
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: same team that motherfucker sends a super chat.
- 1:30:16Speaker 3: Thank you, Eric Gerra six five seven six. Whatever happened
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: to being able to call in much love from Oregon,
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: we'll set that up again. I think we kind of
- 1:30:27Speaker 3: like we the last couple of phone calls were getting
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: kind of like crazy.
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: They called nitty the N word racist with the hardy R.
- 1:30:40Speaker 5: Then there was that, and then you guys have to
- 1:30:43Speaker 5: keep it under a minute, too, man, And honestly, I
- 1:30:46Speaker 5: think we do take phone calls if you get if
- 1:30:48Speaker 5: it's a minute, happens and you get cut off in
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: the middle of the sentence. But don't be mad because
- 1:30:52Speaker 5: other people want to jump in, and you know, I.
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: Mean, I think we should.
- 1:30:56Speaker 4: I mean I like when people call in, when they
- 1:30:57Speaker 4: come in with the story. Like let's say we have
- 1:30:59Speaker 4: a story on someone. I can top your story and
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: then they come and tell the story.
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: And it's funny. I like that because somebody is.
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: Better when they come to the store, when they come
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: with the story, like in person, Like I'm like the
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: post pizza. If you have a crazy story you want
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: to tell, dog, why don't you come up on stage.
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: They should call in to ask for advice. We should
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: give them advice, and then money wants the great advice
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: last time.
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: Remember, people don't want advice, they want money, bro, they
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: want advice.
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: We give them great advice. Last time. We told them
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: that's what your problem is and we'll fix it. The
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: homie wanted to.
- 1:31:27Speaker 5: Fuck his homies his homie sister.
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't pay it.
- 1:31:34Speaker 4: We give him great advice.
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:31:37Speaker 3: Sometimes this is not financial advice.
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: Please do it.
- 1:31:40Speaker 3: Please do your own research.
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: Before all and just call and suce.
- 1:31:44Speaker 5: That's what I said about some posts. I said some
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- 1:31:49Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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- 1:31:54Speaker 2: Remember that scene and that in that Simpsons where he's
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: with mel Gibson. That's scene in that stupid movie like
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: all In Favorite.
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: Fucking shooting the whole court room. It's like the stupidest
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: movie ever. The dog that looks both ways, Yeah, suspicious dog.
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: Because Homer decided to complain to mel Gibson about a movie,
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: how his movie fucking was crap. And then like he's like,
- 1:32:15Speaker 3: all right, well come help us out on the next one.
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: And he makes the stupidest fucking movie ever. Dog Executives
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: chase him down to kill him and steal them.
- 1:32:25Speaker 4: I finally watched the new Malcolm in the Middle reboot.
- 1:32:29Speaker 4: I can't believe him in that full gay Reesays was
- 1:32:31Speaker 4: never gay in the show?
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: Name is Chocolate is not gay? The black kid is
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: gayhese the show. Isn't he gay in the show too?
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: But I can't but in real life, but in the show,
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: he wasn't.
- 1:32:46Speaker 4: I just watched one episodes.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: No, I just watching it thinking, man, I want to
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: kiss this fool Neil Patrick Harris, am I getting these
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: fools wrong. It looks like him. That's the older brother.
- 1:33:01Speaker 5: That's the older brother, the oldest brother that is not
- 1:33:03Speaker 5: there all the time, super skinny, that's like Francis. That's Neil.
- 1:33:08Speaker 5: He looks it looks like it's not that.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: The German guy he worked with. You have to help
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: me with the classic original original Malcolm the Middle was
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: one of the best shows ever day.
- 1:33:21Speaker 3: I mean then, no, one's not bad, but it's like
- 1:33:23Speaker 3: it's like the guy in the wheelchairs getting fucking bottomed.
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: Come on, man, I can't feel it like I'll take anything. Oh.
- 1:33:34Speaker 4: It was a good show because it was like a
- 1:33:35Speaker 4: middle class family that people could relate to.
- 1:33:37Speaker 3: That I say, it's like lower middle class, like literally lower.
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: But he worked at the grocery store, fucking hell kind
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: of what.
- 1:33:44Speaker 4: Did he do?
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: Yeah? What did hell did? He worked at an office?
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: Remember we bought the porch. He worked at an office.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: Remember the office. And remember when he when he tried
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: to get that lead from me from that job. And
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: there's to be some secret Asian fucking job.
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: And that's with regrets it.
- 1:33:59Speaker 5: It then became as that show that that's why there's
- 1:34:02Speaker 5: as many kids nowadays because they're like, fuck having three
- 1:34:05Speaker 5: kids in the regular job.
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: I think teenage pregnancy was instilled on the generation that
- 1:34:09Speaker 2: currently has the balls on their court having kids. So
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: we had a lot of fucking teenage pregnancy going on.
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: So like there's like a lot of us got instilled
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: that like that is the worst financial It's worse than
- 1:34:20Speaker 2: smoking crack to have a kid.
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: Responsible. Probably not, but that's what's the.
- 1:34:27Speaker 3: Mentality that was instilled on that generation where it's like
- 1:34:30Speaker 3: you better not get pregnant.
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: It's like you hear that enough times where you're just like,
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: we do you want to fuck them kids?
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: So?
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: Uh, next one, Eric get I'm sorry Rich ninety five one.
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: We don't lack to say. We don't smoke the same borbida.
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: Do uh?
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: Broad broad Life sends a super chat thank you so much.
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: Tino Santo says a big ass cheeseburger.
- 1:34:54Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
- 1:34:56Speaker 5: Hungry, You're always hungry. It's okay, dog, that's the one
- 1:35:01Speaker 5: thing you can bet on.
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: Happy because he's.
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- 1:35:09Speaker 4: I didn't know this place was open. Twenty four hours
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- 1:35:26Speaker 4: I thought he was shooting shots at you when I
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- 1:35:31Speaker 5: But okay, okay, that's that's before. That's before coming store.
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: That was before it was back.
- 1:35:38Speaker 3: But he still felt the need to be like, well,
- 1:35:39Speaker 3: soap and coming back on the show.
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: Player. Oh but yeah, I mean leaving the comments. You
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- 1:35:45Speaker 4: We have Tommy back on this will hit me up
- 1:35:47Speaker 4: saying we'll soap put the pot after we put him.
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: He should fucking apologize. First, dog, I don't it to us,
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: but y'all miss you Tommy? Yeah, bitch assy? Next one, Uh,
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- 1:36:01Speaker 2: Broad Life four four? Same team putting up sevent ten solo.
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- 1:36:27Speaker 3: Or someone's been to jail.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, I'm gonna have the homie that remember Alex,
- 1:36:32Speaker 2: the one you crashed an episode you crashed. I told
- 1:36:37Speaker 2: him he's down to come back on the podcast and
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: he was like the homies back on, huh?
- 1:36:41Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, he got a worried fuck
- 1:36:43Speaker 3: you guys, and then he was all right.
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: He was like lead me, he's he's out.
- 1:36:47Speaker 4: Down, so I would come back on it. It was
- 1:36:49Speaker 4: fun until I got.
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- 1:36:56Speaker 3: riverside life is like Onion.
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- 1:37:04Speaker 3: Never wanted to hit him back.
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: My dad never got your bad. My dad wasn't the enforcer.
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: My mom used to beat the ship out of us.
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: You for sure wanted to hit her back. My mom
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- 1:37:38Speaker 5: and just black everywhere, and you could tell it was
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- 1:37:41Speaker 3: Because you can see the square mark or whatever.
- 1:37:43Speaker 4: The guy that works from problem.
- 1:37:45Speaker 5: No apparently, and then out of nowhere, a fucking firefighter
- 1:37:51Speaker 5: pulled up on me. But he was in a duly
- 1:37:53Speaker 5: truck with the fucking bulletproof vest and a gun and
- 1:37:56Speaker 5: the firefighter. I was like, what the fuck you got
- 1:37:59Speaker 5: you carry?
- 1:37:59Speaker 3: Guy?
- 1:38:00Speaker 5: He's like yeah, man, he's a special unit. And he's like,
- 1:38:02Speaker 5: those cameras work, bro, there's no power in the building.
- 1:38:05Speaker 5: He's like, damn, that would have made for a great video.
- 1:38:08Speaker 3: Was like, oh ship.
- 1:38:09Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently a fucking tweakers and yeah, the boy the
- 1:38:15Speaker 5: girl lived in there, and the boyfriend lit it on fire.
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- 1:38:21Speaker 5: Apparently they got insurance, so yeah, that's came. He's like, yeah,
- 1:38:25Speaker 5: he's like, I think, she says she out insurance, so
- 1:38:27Speaker 5: here take this info call me tomorrow. And I was like, hell, yeah,
- 1:38:31Speaker 5: I'm about to try to cash out on this. That
- 1:38:34Speaker 5: was interesting, she said. She told the police.
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: I guess.
- 1:38:42Speaker 5: It was a nice one though. They said it was
- 1:38:43Speaker 5: a nice motor home. It wasn't like an old ass
- 1:38:45Speaker 5: fucking seventies one.
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: Oh, so it wasn't like crackheads. It was like just
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: the regular good old fashioned domestic violence probably through.
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: The next one comes from Sykes. What's good, y'all? Happy Tuesday?
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- 1:39:03Speaker 1: Grow? Three? One three?
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- 1:39:11Speaker 3: Grow? Says uh them eminem's were fire like them? I
- 1:39:17Speaker 3: wanted to try those were they were good?
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: He jerked it.
- 1:39:22Speaker 5: How made you eat.
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: It?
- 1:39:26Speaker 9: Was?
- 1:39:26Speaker 3: It was like a perfect amount.
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: I want to ate the whole bag? I ate four
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: in a shared How are you feeling?
- 1:39:31Speaker 5: I felt good, but like, did you give you like
- 1:39:34Speaker 5: a cool high?
- 1:39:34Speaker 3: Are you feeling?
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: I was on a light dose of mushrooms. You said
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: you would have ate the whole bag? I was trying
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: to go deep Gucci.
- 1:39:42Speaker 3: Friend of Chickle, Sorry not sorry?
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: Ninety five six Adam tried to get into the comedy
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: scene and tell jokes.
- 1:39:51Speaker 3: Help him out for the one time, Adam sixteen. I
- 1:39:56Speaker 3: have not heard of anything about him getting into the
- 1:39:57Speaker 3: comedy scene.
- 1:39:59Speaker 4: You think do good?
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: Is he funny on this pod? I don't know.
- 1:40:03Speaker 4: No, he's not funny.
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: No he's I don't think he's trying to be funny.
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: I don't think it's trying to interview.
- 1:40:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea for all
- 1:40:08Speaker 5: the stuff he's done against him.
- 1:40:11Speaker 4: Oh, he definitely couldn't. He couldn't do a roast.
- 1:40:13Speaker 5: Oh, general who's roasting. Everybody's roasted on the daily from
- 1:40:19Speaker 5: comics like.
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: Look, Tino Santo's for twenty We don't smoke the same
- 1:40:27Speaker 2: yo x g any stories. When you went to the
- 1:40:29Speaker 2: House of Eden with Lee Sayad and GPS crew ship, you.
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: Didn't go, No, you weren't there, No, oh ship.
- 1:40:36Speaker 4: Yeah, so we interviewed uhle Sayatt like early in the
- 1:40:40Speaker 4: GPS fucking podcast is GPS George h yeah, and Lisayat
- 1:40:46Speaker 4: whoever whoever? For anybody who doesn't know Lisaia, it's the
- 1:40:49Speaker 4: fucking flying Jew. It's a fucking uh his old co host. No,
- 1:40:54Speaker 4: it's still his co host of the Church of What's
- 1:40:56Speaker 4: Happening Now? He came over and uh, George all joy
- 1:41:00Speaker 4: before Lisayatt showed up, and Joey Uncle Joey told George
- 1:41:06Speaker 4: take that food to the strip club and make sure
- 1:41:08Speaker 4: he fucking gets his Yeah, make a man out of
- 1:41:11Speaker 4: type of ship. So George told the strippers that after
- 1:41:14Speaker 4: we were done podcasting, we were going to go to
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: the strip club and they had to take care of
- 1:41:18Speaker 4: the homie.
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: So we show up, Bro, where there Jolly.
- 1:41:21Speaker 4: Pop out the oh dog, yeah, dude.
- 1:41:25Speaker 1: This so we're get there dog.
- 1:41:27Speaker 3: We podcast.
- 1:41:27Speaker 4: We're having a great time. It's a quick podcast. Everyone's
- 1:41:30Speaker 4: doing to go to the strip club top of ship.
- 1:41:31Speaker 4: We're like, all right, this fucking end this quick.
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: It was a quick one.
- 1:41:33Speaker 4: When we're going to the strip club, everyone's partying. I
- 1:41:35Speaker 4: was doing that. They're not lead obviously, but we end
- 1:41:37Speaker 4: up at the House of Dan.
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:41:39Speaker 4: I don't remember who the DJ was. I think it's
- 1:41:41Speaker 4: the one he's ones Homie talks about. We're there, dude,
- 1:41:43Speaker 4: and there's this girl dancing and then, uh, this bitch
- 1:41:46Speaker 4: has a plug in her. She takes out the butt plug.
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: The smell of the room change.
- 1:41:52Speaker 4: Now I'm fucking with you. She takes out this butt plug, Bro,
- 1:41:57Speaker 4: and then Lisa Hyatt sick because we were telling him
- 1:42:01Speaker 4: to lick it, and she he licks it, and then
- 1:42:04Speaker 4: the stripper tells him, if you're gonna.
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: Lick it, lick it like a man.
- 1:42:07Speaker 4: So well, he put the whole.
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: Thing inside his mouth, Bro, and then took it out,
- 1:42:12Speaker 1: and we were like, that's where COVID started, and then
- 1:42:14Speaker 1: COVID happened two weeks later. No, it's bro, it's on
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: the pod. How we talked about it, how it was
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: not it was before his wife this is back like yeah, yeah,
- 1:42:28Speaker 1: like literally like roy like kind of like it was
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: white people ship man.
- 1:42:32Speaker 4: I'm telling you she was Mexican but white.
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: Lollipop.
- 1:42:39Speaker 4: Uh, I'm pretty sure it was a butt plug. Something
- 1:42:42Speaker 4: went in this girl's butt and she she's, well, it
- 1:42:45Speaker 4: might have been of lollipop, but she told him, if
- 1:42:47Speaker 4: you're gonna lick it, lick it like a man, and
- 1:42:48Speaker 4: then he stuck his whole thing inside of it. I
- 1:42:50Speaker 4: guarantee that it's been a long time ago, but that
- 1:42:52Speaker 4: happened for was on the pod. You can just go
- 1:42:54Speaker 4: to the George bustore at least and by the episode after,
- 1:42:58Speaker 4: because we talked about it about on the episod, so after,
- 1:43:00Speaker 4: not the one we were at because we hadn't happened yet. Anyways,
- 1:43:03Speaker 4: next question.
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: Uh one Matthew three nine eight shout out to my
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: local liquor store.
- 1:43:09Speaker 1: I kid you not.
- 1:43:10Speaker 3: There's an Indian guy that works there. He's also from Canada.
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: Same team. All of them are from Canada.
- 1:43:17Speaker 3: Actually met Germo for twenty says, same team, and then
- 1:43:23Speaker 3: I got an idea for you, so you can actually
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- 1:43:39Speaker 4: I mean he's gonna try to buy something off of
- 1:43:41Speaker 4: us leven eleven like it's my new job. Oh, I
- 1:43:44Speaker 4: think it's funny.
- 1:43:45Speaker 3: M L four one five Harold and Kumar wasn't the
- 1:43:49Speaker 3: same once. Kumar was gay?
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: Is gay? Everybody's gay apparently.
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- 1:44:15Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, I got to talk to Sam. I I
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- 1:44:19Speaker 4: for bull He said, yes already tomorrow if I can
- 1:44:23Speaker 4: get that guy's email.
- 1:44:25Speaker 3: Underrated l A.
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: Would you buy a homeless person a plane ticket from
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: Chicago to l A so they wouldn't freeze to death
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: in the winter. That's what fools like Vic Mensa did
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: oh ship, that's fucking.
- 1:44:41Speaker 3: I would not do that.
- 1:44:42Speaker 1: Put him on the bus maybe good day.
- 1:44:46Speaker 5: Why would you want to bring someone to your hometown
- 1:44:48Speaker 5: to fuck.
- 1:44:48Speaker 4: It up even more Chicago? But he's from vig Mensa
- 1:44:51Speaker 4: is from Chicago, So he's sending his homeless to l A.
- 1:44:55Speaker 5: Okay, is he gonna take him to his house too?
- 1:44:57Speaker 5: Because if he's not, then fucking leave him over there.
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: I mean, that's fazy. Don't want homeless, don't want to.
- 1:45:03Speaker 4: Live in Chicago, holmost person's dream is to come out here. Yeah,
- 1:45:07Speaker 4: that's what I'm saying.
- 1:45:07Speaker 5: Because it's good weather to live in the street.
- 1:45:09Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:45:10Speaker 4: So if you're if you're a mayor of Chicago and
- 1:45:12Speaker 4: you know the homeless want to go to fucking l A,
- 1:45:14Speaker 4: why not buy all the homeless a Greyhound and then
- 1:45:15Speaker 4: you're homeless.
- 1:45:16Speaker 5: Okay, buy him a fucking house too. Don't fucking leave
- 1:45:19Speaker 5: him in the street.
- 1:45:20Speaker 1: You send them to lay and I mean your city
- 1:45:21Speaker 1: don't got no you you know what I mean, right, Yeah?
- 1:45:24Speaker 5: I know what you and I get it.
- 1:45:25Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's what I'm you're doing.
- 1:45:27Speaker 4: You're doing, You're doing yourself a favor, and you're making
- 1:45:29Speaker 4: them happy.
- 1:45:29Speaker 1: It's like a win winning here. Yeah he's mad he
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: didn't get a.
- 1:45:33Speaker 3: Right fucking substa have a bunch of homeless.
- 1:45:37Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, the fuck? Why isn't our mayor fucking send
- 1:45:40Speaker 5: him that?
- 1:45:40Speaker 1: Or like skared? Grow? Am I all right?
- 1:45:46Speaker 3: Next one comes from Rich ninety five one sends another.
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- 1:46:56Speaker 4: It's a long story. There's a lot too much context
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- 1:49:04Speaker 1: Nitty shout out to you guys. You already know what
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- 1:49:40Speaker 2: Thank you Way for running the boards, Morning Shot Films,
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- 1:49:45Speaker 2: no Green Thumb Show today.
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