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- 0:15Speaker 1: Pushkin.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I'm standing outside a Soso coffeehouse in a strip mall
- 0:26Speaker 2: near Phoenix, Arizona, perfectly blue skies, maybe seventy degrees an
- 0:31Speaker 2: imperceptible breeze. My producer, Jacob Smith is here with me.
- 0:37Speaker 2: We're waiting for the coolest car ever made.
- 0:41Speaker 1: So it's say, hold on, let's see what we got here.
- 0:43Speaker 1: We got a Is it a Nissan?
- 0:46Speaker 3: No?
- 0:46Speaker 1: No, it's a Pacifica.
- 0:49Speaker 2: It's a Chrysler Pacifica. Actually a Chrysler Pacifica hybrid, a
- 0:54Speaker 2: Mini Man tricked out by the geniuses at Google with
- 0:57Speaker 2: every conceivable high tech sensor and gizmo known to man,
- 1:01Speaker 2: so that it can drive itself, a fully autonomous vehicle.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Google calls it Weaimo, and here on the outskirts of
- 1:09Speaker 2: Phoenix you can order Weimo on an app like an
- 1:13Speaker 2: uber our. Weimo silently glides up like a spooky ghost
- 1:18Speaker 2: ship and we get on board.
- 1:20Speaker 1: So we have this thing.
- 1:22Speaker 4: Should we start the ride?
- 1:25Speaker 2: My name is Malcolm Gladwell. Welcome to season six of
- 1:28Speaker 2: Revisionist History, my podcast about things overlooked and misunderstood. We
- 1:34Speaker 2: are back, ladies and gentlemen, with a heartwarming story of
- 1:38Speaker 2: what I learned riding around in a weymo on a
- 1:41Speaker 2: gorgeous Arizona morning. Me and Jacob grinning ear to ear,
- 1:49Speaker 2: bouncing up and down like little boys on their first
- 1:51Speaker 2: visit to Disneyland. We were on our way to a
- 1:54Speaker 2: new century, a new era, the dawn of a new age.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Although I have to be honest, the future was now
- 2:04Speaker 2: what we expected.
- 2:07Speaker 1: It was better.
- 2:17Speaker 5: The doors are closing, heading to Alamo Draft House Cinema Tempe.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Oh man, here we go.
- 2:27Speaker 6: Your seatbelts.
- 2:29Speaker 2: We sit in the back. You have to sit in
- 2:31Speaker 2: the back of Weimo. If we lean slightly forward, we
- 2:34Speaker 2: can see the van's steering wheel turning all by itself.
- 2:39Speaker 2: This car is not capable of breaking the speed.
- 2:41Speaker 3: Of Well, I'm curious about that. That's a good question, right,
- 2:44Speaker 3: Like what if we had to?
- 2:46Speaker 1: What if can I enter?
- 2:48Speaker 2: Like my wife is pregnant and we're rushing to the hospital.
- 2:54Speaker 3: I think the only things we could do is press
- 2:56Speaker 3: a button. This is pull over. If we were scared
- 3:00Speaker 3: or something. I see that, what does it pullover?
- 3:03Speaker 2: We do not pull over. We cruise down the streets
- 3:06Speaker 2: of Chandler, somewhere unseen of them, and artificial intelligences are
- 3:11Speaker 2: guiding us unerringly towards our destination the Alamo Draft House,
- 3:16Speaker 2: Cinema and Tempe. We approach Attorney Toyota with a student
- 3:23Speaker 2: driver nervously navigating an intersection.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Oh god, the irony.
- 3:28Speaker 2: A human, a human learning a task that will, within
- 3:32Speaker 2: years of its completion, be obsolete.
- 3:34Speaker 3: And it's in that human's rear view mirror is the
- 3:36Speaker 3: future of that?
- 3:38Speaker 2: We must We should yank that driver, the student driver,
- 3:40Speaker 2: out and just say why don't you learn? Why don't
- 3:42Speaker 2: you learn to type on a manual typewriter? That's about
- 3:45Speaker 2: as useful. Here's a BlackBerry, send some messages. Look, there's
- 3:52Speaker 2: a student loser. Did we realize in that moment what
- 3:59Speaker 2: weima would mean for our future, for all of our future?
- 4:02Speaker 4: Not yet.
- 4:03Speaker 2: We were still in the blisstate. My epiphany would not
- 4:07Speaker 2: come until later that afternoon, when I found myself sprinting
- 4:11Speaker 2: desperately alongside our weimo.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Let's go Weimo.
- 4:14Speaker 2: What Jacob looked on helplessly from the backseat. Women doesn't
- 4:17Speaker 2: know what he's doing? Ash woman knows what he's doing.
- 4:21Speaker 2: He doesn't know what I'm doing. Well, come back to this,
- 4:24Speaker 2: I promise.
- 4:26Speaker 1: He thinks he's gotten away from me, not so fast,
- 4:29Speaker 1: my friend.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Have you ever watched videos from tech conferences like TED?
- 4:43Speaker 2: The signature TED conference is an annual gathering of people
- 4:47Speaker 2: who are excited about technology talking to people who are
- 4:50Speaker 2: excited about technology, about how exciting technology is? You know
- 4:55Speaker 2: the type turtlenecks way into bitcoin. Picture of Elon Musk
- 4:59Speaker 2: on the home screen of the iPhone twelve pro max.
- 5:03Speaker 7: So In eighteen eighty five, Carl Bens invented the automobile.
- 5:07Speaker 7: Later that year, he took it out of the first
- 5:09Speaker 7: public test drive and true story, crashed into a wall.
- 5:14Speaker 2: TED conferences always have at least one speaker gliding across
- 5:17Speaker 2: the stage, clicking through powerpoints on the future of the automobile.
- 5:23Speaker 7: For the last one hundred and thirty years, we've been
- 5:25Speaker 7: working around that least reliable part of the car, of
- 5:28Speaker 7: the driver.
- 5:29Speaker 6: We may be the last generation to own cars. Our
- 5:33Speaker 6: kids and grandkids. They may never have to learn to drive.
- 5:38Speaker 6: They may never have to worry about driving around and
- 5:40Speaker 6: looking for parking or speeding tickets or drunk driving. And
- 5:45Speaker 6: the best part is they could go their entire life
- 5:48Speaker 6: without ever seeing a car accident. Driverless cars are being
- 5:52Speaker 6: touted as one of the most disruptive technologies of our time.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Are you skeptical? I know some of you are. While
- 6:01Speaker 2: Jacob and I were cruising around the suburbs of Phoenix,
- 6:04Speaker 2: I took a video from the backseat of our Weimo
- 6:06Speaker 2: of the steering wheel turning by itself as the houses
- 6:09Speaker 2: and sidewalks whosh past. I tweeted out the video and
- 6:13Speaker 2: watched from the back seat as the replies flooded in,
- 6:17Speaker 2: comments like I would be freaking out the entire time.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Been very nice listening to your podcasts. Your upcoming demise
- 6:24Speaker 2: is a great loss. This will all end in tears.
- 6:27Speaker 2: A lot of people are frightened by the idea of
- 6:30Speaker 2: a self driving car, but let me tell you don't
- 6:33Speaker 2: be frightened. From the moment we got in the minivan,
- 6:35Speaker 2: neither Jacob nor I could believe what a calming, measured,
- 6:40Speaker 2: completely zen experience we were having. Right now, it's slowing
- 6:43Speaker 2: for a speed bump. Oh, nicely done, Mamo. There's no
- 6:48Speaker 2: way I would have I didn't even know. I wouldn't
- 6:49Speaker 2: even I would have gone boom over that thing. Weimo
- 6:54Speaker 2: slowed smoothly for a stoplight, kept a respectful distance from
- 6:58Speaker 2: other drivers. One time we encountered a man in a
- 7:01Speaker 2: wheelchair sharing the road. Weimo decelerated elegantly, gave him a
- 7:06Speaker 2: generous berth, then cautiously pulled away.
- 7:09Speaker 3: I also have to say totally trust the thing, like
- 7:12Speaker 3: I have not thought for a second.
- 7:14Speaker 4: I feel safe. Yeah, this is a safe space.
- 7:17Speaker 1: This is an automotive safe space.
- 7:19Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. It's certainly a safer space
- 7:21Speaker 2: in the passenger see of my car when I'm driving.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Okay, we just got someone just pulled out in front
- 7:25Speaker 3: of us.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Anticipated the second person slowed right down. That was some
- 7:31Speaker 1: great defensive driving.
- 7:33Speaker 3: Yeah, we encountered some terrible driving from another vehicle. We
- 7:37Speaker 3: just cut across like six lanes and Weimo kind of unfazed.
- 7:41Speaker 4: Way might handle it.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Well like a pro.
- 7:46Speaker 2: We reached our destination, the Alamo Cinema Draft House parking lot.
- 7:51Speaker 2: We were so excited we decided to call up Sashwat
- 7:54Speaker 2: Penny Grahi, the senior director of product management at Weimo.
- 7:58Speaker 2: We had so much to ask him about, Like all
- 8:00Speaker 2: the sensors on our minivan, so we have we have
- 8:03Speaker 2: a few.
- 8:04Speaker 5: So are you clearly on the doom what you're seeing
- 8:06Speaker 5: on the doom at the top that's that's where we
- 8:09Speaker 5: have a nineteen camera complex over there. So those are
- 8:13Speaker 5: cameras plus two lasers. One is a medium range, one
- 8:17Speaker 5: is a long range.
- 8:18Speaker 2: The lasers are technically light our systems three D scanners.
- 8:22Speaker 2: It's what NASA uses when they land on Mars. The
- 8:24Speaker 2: laser looks around and instantly creates an incredibly detailed map
- 8:29Speaker 2: of everything in its range.
- 8:31Speaker 5: So that can see almost three football fields.
- 8:33Speaker 2: So wait, wait three three foot that can see three
- 8:37Speaker 2: hundred yards in every direction.
- 8:41Speaker 5: That's right, that's right. Wow, So we yeah, and you
- 8:45Speaker 5: know it can become very helpful. You may have realized.
- 8:48Speaker 5: I noticed this as you were going on forty five
- 8:50Speaker 5: miles per hour roots in Phoenix. The harder the speed,
- 8:54Speaker 5: the longer the car needs to reason about is anything
- 8:56Speaker 5: coming at that speed?
- 8:57Speaker 8: Right if it's a very.
- 8:58Speaker 5: Low speed seeing shorter distances. Okay, So those are the
- 9:02Speaker 5: you know, medium and long range riders, and that's why
- 9:04Speaker 5: they're placed atop as well, because you know you need
- 9:07Speaker 5: a wider range view very well complimented by those smaller
- 9:11Speaker 5: spinning things you must have seen on the sides of
- 9:13Speaker 5: the cars. Yeah, and so that helps. For example, imagine
- 9:18Speaker 5: you were in a busy parking lot in front of
- 9:20Speaker 5: a Costco or a Walmart. Cars are part very close
- 9:24Speaker 5: to each other.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Because he went on sensors on the back, right, on
- 9:28Speaker 2: the side, microphones to pick up things like a police siren.
- 9:31Speaker 2: I asked sash Watt whether WEIMO had a blind spot
- 9:34Speaker 2: like anything. It couldn't see.
- 9:36Speaker 5: One clarification, Malcolm, when you said blind spot, did you
- 9:39Speaker 5: mean the classical blind spot in our human driving? You know,
- 9:42Speaker 5: for example, you're trained when you get your driving license
- 9:44Speaker 5: to not just rely on your side camera.
- 9:47Speaker 4: You just check.
- 9:47Speaker 9: Oh no, absolutely not, so.
- 9:49Speaker 2: That we do not have absolutely not. WEIMO has no
- 9:52Speaker 2: blind spots. Arizona has a dubious distinction of being one
- 9:58Speaker 2: of the most dangerous states in the country for pedestrians,
- 10:02Speaker 2: with Phoenix as the prime culprit. This is not a
- 10:05Speaker 2: city designed for anything but the convenience of automobiles. What
- 10:10Speaker 2: a city full of Chrysler PACIFICA hybrids tricked out with radar, lightar,
- 10:16Speaker 2: nineteen cameras, microphones, and the ability to see three hundred
- 10:20Speaker 2: yards in every direction make Phoenix safer? Yes, it would,
- 10:26Speaker 2: But the future will get even better than that, way
- 10:31Speaker 2: more better. I need to take you on a brief
- 10:44Speaker 2: digression away from the sunny streets of Phoenix to a
- 10:47Speaker 2: call I had with Roseanne McManus, a professor of political
- 10:51Speaker 2: science and international affairs at Penn State. McManus specializes in
- 10:57Speaker 2: what's known as deterrence theory. Why do some conflicts lead
- 11:00Speaker 2: to war and others just fizzle out?
- 11:03Speaker 10: If there's complete information and so you know exactly how
- 11:08Speaker 10: cost the other side finds war to be and how
- 11:11Speaker 10: likely each side is to win. If you fight, then
- 11:14Speaker 10: there's really no opportunity to bluff, and there should be
- 11:19Speaker 10: no war because both sides know what would happen if
- 11:22Speaker 10: you did fight a war, and so if one side
- 11:26Speaker 10: is more powerful and they would win, then deterrence would
- 11:29Speaker 10: work perfectly, and deterrence would never fail and life would
- 11:34Speaker 10: be really simple.
- 11:35Speaker 2: What McManus means is that if I'm rational and you
- 11:38Speaker 2: are rational, and I know your intentions and capability and
- 11:42Speaker 2: you know mine, then we're not going to go to war.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Neither of us can effectively blackmail each other or make
- 11:48Speaker 2: a threat or intimidate. Under the rational scenario, if you
- 11:51Speaker 2: say I'll nuke, if you cross that line, I'd just
- 11:55Speaker 2: roll my eyes and say, no, you won't You're not
- 11:58Speaker 2: blowing up the world because I crossed a line. But
- 12:01Speaker 2: what if you're just a little bit crazy? McManus is
- 12:05Speaker 2: one of a number of deterrence theorists who has thought
- 12:08Speaker 2: about this possible ability. By crazy, McManus doesn't mean completely psychotic.
- 12:14Speaker 2: She just means somewhat irrational. What if you are possessed
- 12:18Speaker 2: of and this is the phrase she uses extreme preferences,
- 12:23Speaker 2: That is that you really want certain things and are
- 12:26Speaker 2: willing to pay an insanely high price to get those
- 12:29Speaker 2: certain things. If you are a little bit crazy like that,
- 12:34Speaker 2: then I'm terrified because I really don't know whether you'd
- 12:37Speaker 2: risk millions of dead to get what you want. McManus
- 12:41Speaker 2: says this was exactly the situation before the Second World
- 12:44Speaker 2: War when the British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously believed
- 12:47Speaker 2: Hitler when Hitler said he wasn't out to wage a
- 12:50Speaker 2: total war.
- 12:51Speaker 11: I'm going to have another talk with hair Hitler, only
- 12:58Speaker 11: this time he has told me that it is his
- 13:02Speaker 11: intention to come halfway to meet me.
- 13:10Speaker 2: So walk us through that scenario, that what happened there
- 13:15Speaker 2: and why that perception of Hitler allowed him to get
- 13:18Speaker 2: his way.
- 13:18Speaker 10: So he's negotiating with Chamberlain, who doesn't really want to
- 13:23Speaker 10: have another war, having just had World War One not
- 13:26Speaker 10: too long ago, and he tells Chamberlain, look, I'm a
- 13:30Speaker 10: German nationalist. The German people in the student land are suffering.
- 13:35Speaker 10: I want to unify all Germans. That's that's my mission
- 13:38Speaker 10: in life. And you know, I'll do anything to unify
- 13:42Speaker 10: all the Germans. But once I've unified all the Germans,
- 13:45Speaker 10: I'm going to stop, and that's going to be it,
- 13:47Speaker 10: and I'm going to be contented.
- 13:49Speaker 2: So that's his extreme preference. He will do anything to
- 13:52Speaker 2: unify Germans. That's how he's presenting himself exactly.
- 13:56Speaker 10: Yeah, and it seems like Chamberlain believed that he believed
- 14:01Speaker 10: it at at least enough to give it a shot
- 14:04Speaker 10: and to make this deal with Hitler.
- 14:07Speaker 2: In the world of deterrence, this is called the Madman theory.
- 14:11Speaker 2: McManus argues that people in any conflict may have an
- 14:14Speaker 2: advantage if the other side perceives them as being just
- 14:18Speaker 2: a little bit but not entirely nuts. If you can
- 14:23Speaker 2: successfully convince your opponent that that is the way your
- 14:27Speaker 2: mind works, you can get your way in a negotiating
- 14:31Speaker 2: in a blackmailing or negotiating context in a way you
- 14:35Speaker 2: couldn't otherwise. That's your essential argument.
- 14:38Speaker 10: Yes, that's my argument. Now, I think it actually is
- 14:41Speaker 10: rather hard to create that perception. Hitler is really the
- 14:46Speaker 10: only successful example that I've come up with so far.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Well, I want to give you another example, which is
- 14:53Speaker 2: why I called you. But it's not in your world.
- 14:55Speaker 2: It's in a slightly different world. It's about deterrence, right,
- 14:58Speaker 2: This is where we get to the heart of it.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Not deterrence among global superpowers bristling with weapons, No, the
- 15:05Speaker 2: kind of ordinary, low grade calculations we make every day
- 15:10Speaker 2: as a pedestrian. Why do I not just walk out
- 15:13Speaker 2: in front of other cars? I don't believe that they're
- 15:20Speaker 2: they might hit me because they're emotional or crazy or something.
- 15:25Speaker 2: They have a series of, as you say, extreme what's
- 15:30Speaker 2: the phrase again, extreme preferences, extreme preferences. They might be
- 15:34Speaker 2: more interested in their text texts at there, at that
- 15:38Speaker 2: moment than me walking in front of them, right, And
- 15:43Speaker 2: so that's the reason most people don't jaywalk, right, because
- 15:46Speaker 2: there is that deterrence. Yes, Now, before we get back
- 15:54Speaker 2: to autonomous vehicles and the glorious morning, Jacob and I
- 15:58Speaker 2: spent riding way mows around the streets of Chandler, Arizona.
- 16:01Speaker 2: I want to dwell on the issue of deterrence on
- 16:04Speaker 2: the streets because drivers are not rational. I think we
- 16:09Speaker 2: sometimes lose side of this fact. I thought professional cyclists,
- 16:13Speaker 2: of all people, would have the best perspective on the
- 16:16Speaker 2: inherent craziness of drivers. So I called up Lance Armstrong,
- 16:22Speaker 2: cyclist extraordinaire who has been actively sharing the road with
- 16:25Speaker 2: drivers for almost forty years.
- 16:27Speaker 8: Cars freaked me out. Being out on the road and
- 16:31Speaker 8: with cars and drivers and distracted drivers.
- 16:34Speaker 12: It scares the shit out of me.
- 16:37Speaker 8: Yeah, but you know, Malcolm, I actually now prefer the
- 16:42Speaker 8: mountain bike just so I can be.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Totally away from cars.
- 16:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 16:46Speaker 2: And if I'm giving a choice on my road bike,
- 16:48Speaker 2: I'm going down a road and I see that there's
- 16:50Speaker 2: a bike path, even if there's people with baby strollers
- 16:53Speaker 2: and walkers and dogs.
- 16:55Speaker 4: I always take the bike path.
- 16:56Speaker 8: I just I don't want to have to think about,
- 16:59Speaker 8: you know, cars and people checking out their cell phone
- 17:02Speaker 8: or having a few cocktails. And they freaked me out.
- 17:05Speaker 2: This is Lance Armstrong, a man so utterly and completely
- 17:09Speaker 2: badass that he would happily go out on a bike
- 17:12Speaker 2: for one hundred plus miles in the middle of the
- 17:14Speaker 2: southern French summer, riding it insane speeds up and down
- 17:18Speaker 2: massive mountains. I'm a runner. I think runners are the
- 17:22Speaker 2: greatest thing.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Ever.
- 17:23Speaker 2: We're not as tough as cyclists, not even close. But
- 17:26Speaker 2: even Lance, badass Lance is so scared of drivers that
- 17:30Speaker 2: he would rather mountain bike or take the bike path
- 17:34Speaker 2: with the parents and the dogs. Have you ever been
- 17:37Speaker 2: hit by car?
- 17:39Speaker 5: Of course?
- 17:39Speaker 10: Oh?
- 17:40Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, many times?
- 17:41Speaker 4: How many times? How many times?
- 17:45Speaker 6: Oh?
- 17:45Speaker 4: I say many times?
- 17:46Speaker 12: I mean probably, look we're getting hit.
- 17:50Speaker 10: Once is too many.
- 17:52Speaker 8: I'd probably ride around five. The two worst ones was
- 17:58Speaker 8: when I was young, I ran a yellow light on
- 18:01Speaker 8: my bike and outside of a Dallas and suburbs where
- 18:04Speaker 8: I grew up, and I got to the intersection and
- 18:06Speaker 8: I turned yeall. I was like, I got this.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Well, I made it five of the six lanes and
- 18:09Speaker 2: the six land lady was coming and just heading straight
- 18:12Speaker 2: from the sides and I was banged up, but okay.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Then there was a time he was bombing down some
- 18:18Speaker 2: empty French country road, hadn't seen a car in an hour? Well, shit,
- 18:22Speaker 2: sure enough, come around the corner and this old farmer
- 18:25Speaker 2: just coming the other way, and just I clipped right
- 18:27Speaker 2: the front and I cracked two vertebra.
- 18:30Speaker 12: You could be dead.
- 18:32Speaker 8: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Of course. Next I called up Jonathan Voters, another former
- 18:41Speaker 2: professional cyclist. He and Lance were teammates at one point.
- 18:44Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure Lance wasn't an exception. No
- 18:48Speaker 2: Votters just as terrified.
- 18:51Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean. The first driver I fear the most
- 18:54Speaker 8: is just is you know, someone who's not paying attention
- 18:58Speaker 8: for whatever reason that is. They're reaching for a hamburger,
- 19:00Speaker 8: they're texting on their phone, they're arguing with their kids,
- 19:05Speaker 8: whatever it is. They're distracted, and they basically just sort
- 19:08Speaker 8: of weave into you. This is one reason that actually,
- 19:11Speaker 8: when I teach people how to ride in traffic, I
- 19:13Speaker 8: often teach them to ride actually further out. If you're
- 19:16Speaker 8: further out in the road, it actually forces you into
- 19:20Speaker 8: the line of vision of the driver. The second type
- 19:23Speaker 8: of driver that I fear is just angry. They don't
- 19:27Speaker 8: want you there as a cyclist. They feel that the
- 19:31Speaker 8: road is theirs and that you are impeding their progress
- 19:35Speaker 8: to getting to their destination, and they want to run
- 19:40Speaker 8: you over. And maybe they realize, oh, that there's you know,
- 19:45Speaker 8: there are consequences for me running over this cyclist, but
- 19:48Speaker 8: they're viewing you as essentially like subhuman.
- 19:50Speaker 2: The willingness to risk killing a cyclist because they might
- 19:53Speaker 2: slow you down for a few seconds is, of course,
- 19:56Speaker 2: the textbook definition of an extreme preference.
- 19:59Speaker 8: There's a multi billion dollar industry, I should say, built
- 20:02Speaker 8: upon fear of traffic peloton swift. These are you know,
- 20:08Speaker 8: in home ding a bike and whatever, pieces of equipment, hardware, software,
- 20:13Speaker 8: that are entirely a result of people being afraid to
- 20:17Speaker 8: ride in traffic.
- 20:19Speaker 2: To voters, riding a stationary bicycle makes no sense, I mean,
- 20:22Speaker 2: why would you do that? The whole point of riding
- 20:24Speaker 2: a bike is the thrill of movement, the wind in
- 20:27Speaker 2: your hair, the adventure of going somewhere. But millions of
- 20:30Speaker 2: Americans only feel truly safe peddling in their basements.
- 20:35Speaker 8: To me, the only possible explanation for that, well, they're
- 20:38Speaker 8: two possible explanations, that society as a whole have gone insane.
- 20:41Speaker 12: Or that people are just you know, that they're afraid
- 20:45Speaker 12: of traffic and afraid of cars, which quite logically, you know,
- 20:49Speaker 12: makes sense that they would.
- 20:51Speaker 8: Yeah, so I don't think We've gone insane.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Yet there is a reason why when you drive down
- 20:56Speaker 2: the street, cyclists and runners and pedestrians aren't inundating you, competing.
- 21:02Speaker 1: For the road.
- 21:03Speaker 2: They're afraid of you. You and why are they afraid?
- 21:07Speaker 2: Because you're nuts? And in any confrontation that madman has
- 21:12Speaker 2: the upper hand. All drivers are nuts, with one exception.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Weimo.
- 21:18Speaker 2: Weymo doesn't have emotions. Weymo doesn't text. Weymo doesn't eat
- 21:22Speaker 2: a burger and drive with his knees. Weimo doesn't get
- 21:25Speaker 2: angry if you behave like an idiot. Weimo doesn't give
- 21:27Speaker 2: you the finger. Waymo doesn't do road rage. Weimo wants
- 21:32Speaker 2: to live and let live. Weimo is your grandmother, only
- 21:36Speaker 2: with lightning reflexes and perfect vision to three hundred yards.
- 21:40Speaker 2: In a world of Weimo's, cars aren't the mad men anymore.
- 21:45Speaker 2: But if cars aren't the madmen, guess who.
- 21:48Speaker 4: Gets to be crazy.
- 21:49Speaker 2: The answer is obvious, my friends, we do. I will
- 22:05Speaker 2: admit that I was slow to grasp the actual implicatations
- 22:09Speaker 2: of autonomous driving. I'd been too busy watching all those
- 22:13Speaker 2: ted talks where the Silicon Valley types explain the self
- 22:17Speaker 2: driving tech utopia, where everyone behaves with the unruffled rationality
- 22:22Speaker 2: of an engineering major at Stanford University. But one day
- 22:27Speaker 2: I stumbled upon a brilliant essay by an economist named
- 22:30Speaker 2: Adam Millard Ball. His paper reads like the academic version
- 22:35Speaker 2: of the Hans Christian Anderson story The Emperor's New Clothes.
- 22:40Speaker 9: This was framed as a technological problem. It was framed
- 22:45Speaker 9: as a space where we just need to figure out
- 22:48Speaker 9: the right programming another technological solutions.
- 22:52Speaker 2: To Millard Ball, the issue with autonomous vehicles was people,
- 22:56Speaker 2: specifically the people outside the vehicle.
- 23:00Speaker 9: So if you're a pedestrian and you have that confidence
- 23:03Speaker 9: that the autonomous vehicle is going to stop and yeel
- 23:06Speaker 9: to you as legally it should, then there's nothing to
- 23:10Speaker 9: stop you from taking that right of way.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Pedestrians and drivers now engage in a dangerous game of chicken,
- 23:16Speaker 2: each daring the other to do something stupid. But if
- 23:19Speaker 2: weamo takes over the rules of that game change.
- 23:23Speaker 9: If you know that the other player is much more
- 23:26Speaker 9: cautious and it's likely to follow the rules, then you're
- 23:30Speaker 9: going to win. When you're playing check in, it helps
- 23:33Speaker 9: to be the most crazy player in the game.
- 23:37Speaker 2: Yeah, so the roles have reversed in a certain way
- 23:40Speaker 2: that it used to be. The thing that puts fear
- 23:43Speaker 2: into your heart as a pedestrian is the unknown preferences
- 23:46Speaker 2: and the unpredictability of the driver. But now we've flipped it.
- 23:50Speaker 2: The driver has become the car has become entirely sane
- 23:55Speaker 2: and rational. It's preferences right, and that allows you to
- 24:00Speaker 2: be unpredictable as the pedestrian.
- 24:03Speaker 9: Absolutely, and it gives you an incentive to be seen
- 24:06Speaker 9: to be unpredictable.
- 24:07Speaker 2: With that line, hold on, explain that why does it
- 24:10Speaker 2: give you an incentive to be seen as unpredictable.
- 24:14Speaker 9: The more unpredictable you seem, so the more you could
- 24:18Speaker 9: behave like you're intoxicated or distracted. Then be its equivalent
- 24:24Speaker 9: of being a five year old child on the street.
- 24:27Speaker 9: The autonomous circle is likely to recognize that unpredictability and
- 24:32Speaker 9: be more cautious.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Accordingly, Oh, I see, it's in my interest to be
- 24:38Speaker 2: as flagrant in my unpredictability as possible, because I don't
- 24:43Speaker 2: want to be so subtle that the car doesn't pick
- 24:45Speaker 2: it up. I want to make sure that if I'm
- 24:48Speaker 2: going to transgress the rules of the road, I should
- 24:50Speaker 2: do so as flagrantly and flamboyantly as I can.
- 24:53Speaker 9: You need to be obvious about it. Absolutely.
- 24:56Speaker 2: If we imagine we wave a wand and we say
- 24:58Speaker 2: tomorrow every car in New York City or London will
- 25:02Speaker 2: be autonomous, doesn't that mean that we have immediate gridlock,
- 25:07Speaker 2: or at least once pedestrians catch on to their newfound power.
- 25:10Speaker 2: How on earth do cars move around a city.
- 25:13Speaker 9: That's a great question, and I'm not sure that they do.
- 25:16Speaker 9: And I'm not sure either that that's a completely bad outcome.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Not a completely bad outcome, it's a fantastic outcome. The
- 25:33Speaker 2: experts have thrown in the towel, given up on rational
- 25:37Speaker 2: city streets, where algorithms and sensors and light our create
- 25:40Speaker 2: perfect order out of disorder. No, they're saying the future
- 25:44Speaker 2: is mayhem, and I'm not sure that's a completely bad outcome.
- 25:48Speaker 2: Kids can play stickball on the streets of New York
- 25:51Speaker 2: City again like they did in the nineteen twenties. Cyclists
- 25:55Speaker 2: can ride in packs down the middle of the interstate.
- 25:58Speaker 2: You spot a friend on the other side of the street,
- 26:00Speaker 2: and you shout out hey, and you impulsively run across
- 26:04Speaker 2: the street, across multiple lanes of traffic, and you give them.
- 26:07Speaker 1: A big hug.
- 26:10Speaker 2: My Running Club meets on a crowded track on the
- 26:12Speaker 2: lower east side of Manhattan, where speedy runners compete with
- 26:16Speaker 2: arrant soccer balls and children running free and old folks
- 26:20Speaker 2: out for a ramble. Fifty yards away is the FDR
- 26:24Speaker 2: drive wide undulating ribbons of smooth, inviting blacktop. In the
- 26:30Speaker 2: autonomous future, we are totally going to do our workouts
- 26:33Speaker 2: on the FDR hat rush hour, A hundred of us
- 26:37Speaker 2: and the way moos will sit patiently until we finish.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Do you understand how awesome the future is?
- 26:47Speaker 1: We get the streets back, we are arrived.
- 26:56Speaker 6: Please check your surroundings for exiting the vehicle, and remember
- 27:00Speaker 6: to go through these after exis.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Back in Tempe, Arizona, Jacob and I are wandering the
- 27:07Speaker 2: parking lot of the Alamo Draft House them a deep
- 27:10Speaker 2: in conversation. We're not here for a movie. We're here
- 27:14Speaker 2: to test out our newly realized power as pedestrians. And
- 27:18Speaker 2: first thing we do we call another Weymo.
- 27:21Speaker 1: When Weymo pulls up is try and spook him with
- 27:24Speaker 1: beach ball. Okay, a beach ball.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Jacob has one folded up in his bag. We quickly inflated,
- 27:30Speaker 2: but I could start coming.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Three comes, all right, bring it, bring here, okay, way
- 27:43Speaker 4: most coming.
- 27:44Speaker 2: We get inside the Weimo. Jacob stays outside holding the
- 27:47Speaker 2: beach ball. Let's see how Wimo responds to a beach
- 27:51Speaker 2: ball's throne, because it's known in the literature.
- 27:53Speaker 1: As the beach ball test.
- 27:54Speaker 3: And I'm gonna should I do a gentle role? What
- 27:56Speaker 3: should I just float it up in front?
- 27:58Speaker 1: Or should be like hold on? Okay, okay.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Jacob doesn't hurl the beach ball at Weymo. He gently
- 28:03Speaker 2: floats it in the direction of Weimo. An errant beach
- 28:06Speaker 2: ball that retaels from maybe four.
- 28:10Speaker 3: Beach ball thrown, and it stopped short. I might have
- 28:12Speaker 3: broken Welcome's neck that.
- 28:14Speaker 2: Time Weimo slammed on his brakes slammed.
- 28:18Speaker 3: I was a little worried about you. It stoped so
- 28:20Speaker 3: short that tests stopped about as hard as you know,
- 28:24Speaker 3: which makes me wonder, like will it stop her?
- 28:26Speaker 5: Birds?
- 28:26Speaker 3: Stop this thing? Like this is not the biggest beach
- 28:29Speaker 3: ball in the world. That was fourteen inch beach ball.
- 28:33Speaker 4: That was super impressive.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't a threatening beach ball.
- 28:37Speaker 2: It's a beach ball thrown with love not anger.
- 28:39Speaker 3: Floated out's right like gently lofted and it.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Weimo was like, this is not happening on my watch.
- 28:47Speaker 4: I'm stopping this right now.
- 28:49Speaker 2: Weimo was not going to harm a hair on the
- 28:52Speaker 2: head of that beach ball. The beach ball test left
- 28:56Speaker 2: us drunk with power, so I said to Jacob, I'm
- 29:00Speaker 2: going for a run. Jacob, what the first thing is
- 29:02Speaker 2: I'm gonna do is I'm gonna try and outrun the
- 29:05Speaker 2: way Mo, and then I'm gonna cut in front.
- 29:06Speaker 1: We're gonna see what happens.
- 29:11Speaker 6: Please make sure your seatbelt.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Jacob gets in the Weymo in order to monitor Weamo's movements.
- 29:17Speaker 2: I do a few warm up stretches. I'm gonna run beside.
- 29:21Speaker 2: I'm gonna run in front of the Waymo and see
- 29:23Speaker 2: what happens.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Okay, let's go. Way Mo's moving way most moving. Wait,
- 29:28Speaker 1: where's he going?
- 29:30Speaker 2: Come on, we moo, come on, we moo stopping starting
- 29:34Speaker 2: He's I think I'm making him nervous.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Come on, wey Mo, come on.
- 29:39Speaker 2: Wait minutesn't know what I'm doing, and now he won't move.
- 29:42Speaker 2: This is actually Waimo is the most gracious. Oh he's
- 29:45Speaker 2: taken Wo's gone the other direction, now running alongside Weymouth
- 29:49Speaker 2: way more stopped.
- 29:51Speaker 1: I'm making way more nervous. Let's go Waymo, Let's go,
- 29:55Speaker 1: let's go, let's go.
- 29:57Speaker 2: I'm out running Waymouth Cutmo, way moos come to us.
- 30:02Speaker 1: Stop now Wemo is trying to get around me. Let's see.
- 30:11Speaker 1: This is exhausting. Let's go way more stopping again. I'm
- 30:16Speaker 1: gonna let him.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Whom doesn't know what he's doing. Actually, woman knows what
- 30:23Speaker 2: he's doing. He doesn't know what I'm doing when m's
- 30:27Speaker 2: going the other direction. Now he thinks he's gotten away
- 30:31Speaker 2: from me.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Not so fast, my friend.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Wee must don't come back to a stop. I'm messing
- 30:39Speaker 2: with Wimo's head cutting in front of weymou. Wait what
- 30:44Speaker 2: is Waymo want to do here? I wonder if w
- 30:49Speaker 2: was angry at me?
- 30:49Speaker 13: Now he's taking off. Oh he comes through hall Waymo
- 30:55Speaker 13: is freaked out, freaked out. He thinks he's going. He's
- 31:00Speaker 13: got ahead of me. I'm gonna catch him.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Wait, how dud you let me get in Waimo stop.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Weimo was the perfect gentleman. He let me be the
- 31:28Speaker 2: crazy one.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Remember this the next time.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Some Silicon Valley Visionary promises you a future of perfect mobility,
- 31:36Speaker 2: efficiency and clarity from the backseat of an autonomous vehicle. No, no, no,
- 31:44Speaker 2: it's much better than that. It's me and Lance and
- 31:48Speaker 2: Jonathan Vaughters and Jacob with his beach ball taking back
- 31:51Speaker 2: the road.
- 31:53Speaker 1: I love you, WEIMO.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Revisious History is produced by me LaBelle Lehman Gesteu and
- 32:05Speaker 2: Jacob Smith with Eloise Linton and on an Eye. Our
- 32:09Speaker 2: editor is Julia Barton. Original scoring by Luis Kerra, mastering
- 32:14Speaker 2: by Fln Williams, and engineering by Martin Gonzalez. Fact checking
- 32:18Speaker 2: by Amy Gaines. Special thanks to the Pushkin crew had
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- 32:27Speaker 2: Nicole Morano, Jason Gambrel and of course Jacob Eisberg.
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- 33:05Speaker 1: Awesome. We got our first response to the tree.
- 33:09Speaker 4: This will all end in tears.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Oh yes it will. It will, but not the only.
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