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Holy Macaroni · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  Now we've all seen it.
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  We've all seen when a little kid, you know, early in their talking years discovers a bad word.
• 0:07
  Oh my god, yes.
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  I have a great story about this.
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  Everybody sees it.
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  Have you known?
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  Madison, this is our friend Danielle and TJ, discovered the F word.
• 0:16
  Yeah.
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  That's usually.
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  Uncle Scott.
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  No, no, that one.
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  Are you kidding me?
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  That one totally came from mom.
• 0:24
  Oh, I thought you were gonna say Ann Allie.
• 0:26
  Oh yeah.
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  That too.
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  Yeah, could have been.
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  No, it's uh, but they undoubtedly discover a bad word and and they like to use it.
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  And the problem is, every parent does this.
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  As long as it's not like, you know, in a real bad spot to do it, what do you do?
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  You laugh at it, which unfortunately encourages it.
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  You're like, And you try not to?
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  You're like, you shouldn't say that word.
• 0:48
  When your kid did it, because I'm sure like Gavin or Lydia did it when they were like two or something like that.
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  Did you just turn and walk out of the room like No say that everybody in their brother does the same reaction?
• 1:01
  What's you don't want to laugh, you can't help but laugh because it's that moment you're like, oh my god.
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  And you have to go, Madison, that's a that's that's don't use that word.
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  I know Aunt Allie does all the time, but we don't use that word.
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  Well, I'll give you a good example.
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  When I leave, you can say one bad word.
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  We have to wait until I leave.
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  Okay.
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  Yo, mama.
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  Yo, mama.
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  Yo, mama.
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  I remember this trend.
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  That was begging for a long time, was that you know, get it out of your system, you know?
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  Yes.
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  And video it, yo mama.
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  Uh you know, and a lot of I th at least this is what I think, because I heard this on a podcast recently, that if you allow your children to swear, that you only allow them to swear in the house.
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  Do you have like the in the house rule that you can do this?
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  No, we have the you are not going to swear rule.
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  Uh Tiffany's big on this.
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  Uh, and and I agree with you.
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  Not that you're not, but like I remember when Tiffany came around and she was like, No, I'm not a big swearer.
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  My word is idiot.
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  And I even then I get told you can't use idiot when you can say an idiot.
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  But I'm like, there's a lot of idiots around.
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  Oh my god, when I was dating someone with a child, I mean the the Bryce is now 18 and in college, but at the time Bryce was five, and I would say stupid, and he'd be like, Oh, Allie, that's a bad word.
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  I'm like, you're right.
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  You're you're right, Bryce.
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  That is a bad word.
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  You are right.
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  Uh, do you remember the story years ago uh in my one and only marriage where uh my I love that you always say that.
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  Well, a lot of people are confused.
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  They think I was married twice.
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  No, it felt like that, but it wasn't.
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  And uh um and in fact, the term dodge that bullet was used by my attorney.
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  Uh so uh that being said, do you remember the old thanks?
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  The old story of how, and this is Cindy that did this.
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  This is my my uh ex-first and only wife.
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  First and only.
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  Yeah.
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  Uh she screwed up the uh uh the vows.
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  And here's Father Paul on the altar, and it was the part where through fidelity and all this, and she said infidelity.
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  Now we did not divorce, there was no infidelity or anything like that.
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  But do you remember that was uh and it brought the house down, like the whole church lost.
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  We're like, infidelity, oh my god, because it was a funny moment during during a uh you know, you're so nervous saying the vows.
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  I mean, like whenever that day happens for me, I hope not.
• 3:26
  Well, I mean, uh if I mess it up, I mess it up.
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  I'm like, I mess things up every day on.
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  Oh, you'll laugh.
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  You'll take a good, you know, but it was like, you know, you're some people are just oh, you know, this that well here you go.
• 3:36
  What do you think the preacher said to everyone at that wedding today?
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  We're all gavergating the holy macaroni.
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  Holy matrimony.
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  We are gathered together for the holy matrimony.
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  You're you're lying.
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  I want to hear it again.
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  Hang on, it was right here.
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  To everyone at that wedding today.
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  We're all gaverating the holy macaroni.
• 4:00
  You know, he's not far off though.
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  Because every every single church thing that we always did in the Pentecostal church always had a buffet or a potluck in the back.
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  Yeah.
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  And you always got variations of macaroni.
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  You had like tuna macaroni like casserole.
• 4:15
  Yep.
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  You also would have a macaroni cheese in a crock pot, and then you would have mac salad.
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  So there was really holy macaroni every single Sunday.