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Things that Must Go for April 30th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Things that are bugging you, things that you can't stand anymore.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get it off your chest, and the
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  Speaker 2: best way to do that is to send it to
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  Speaker 2: us at Radio from Hell and we'll take it on
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  Speaker 2: for you. If we read your musc go on the air,
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  Speaker 2: maybe it'll make you feel better. And sometimes these things
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  Speaker 2: disappear from your life, we understand. Just send your muscos
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  Speaker 2: to Radio from Hell at x ninety six dot com.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: Put musco in the subject line, and there you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go first today. I have one of my own
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  Speaker 2: must go witches. Witches must go. I am done with
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: those witches. I'm just done with them. Let's see this
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  Speaker 2: one says thank you for keeping me company in the morning,
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: and a pre empty thank you for making the following
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: list of things leave this existence. TV remotes that require
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: a finger nail to operate, the buttons must go. While
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: helping my mother to get her TV operational, I couldn't
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: get a remote to work. It worked for her with
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  Speaker 2: the buttons I told her to push, but for my
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  Speaker 2: fat fingers with newly cut fingernails, no dice. Eventually I
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  Speaker 2: found that my right fourth digit had more of a
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  Speaker 2: fingernail that would hub the remote button well inside the
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  Speaker 2: housing to achieve operational success. Very specific, the laser level
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  Speaker 2: that I'm using needed to be exact height of my
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  Speaker 2: eyeballs for the project I've been doing. Must go, you know,
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: like the warning says, don't look at the laser. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that's why my eyes hurt all the time, and that's why. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: I'm writing this finally, Lymphoma must go. Signed Johnny b.
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  Speaker 2: This one, Okay, I don't get this one. Let's see Hi,
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  Speaker 2: this is Bruce from West Valley. Guest speakers in the
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  Speaker 2: office must go. We're just trying to eat our sack
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: lunches and talk to our coworkers about how long we'll
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: have our jobs given the tariff situation. I need to
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  Speaker 2: hear someone ask an uninvolved crowd, what is you why?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that well, not that, but just
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  Speaker 1: the guest speakers that, Yeah, just let us have lunch.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to bring in a guest speaker.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what is you why? I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what that means. Must be a misprint or something. And
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  Speaker 2: then this one says, what must go is the pretentious
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  Speaker 2: use of the word y'all when talking or texting. Now,
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  Speaker 2: if you're actually from a part of the country where
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  Speaker 2: that word is actually used, well fine, But if not,
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  Speaker 2: you just sound like a pretentious ass. I was being
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  Speaker 2: yelled at by a white woman with a Utah accent
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  Speaker 2: accent that kept saying y'all to me. I was thinking
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  Speaker 2: how idiotic it is. It sounded, and it was very
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  Speaker 2: obvious that she wasn't from the South, where this is
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  Speaker 2: a common word. It feels like cultural misappropriation. I've noticed
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  Speaker 2: it starts being used by trumpers on social media, and
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  Speaker 2: that also makes it annoying unless you're actually from the
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  Speaker 2: South and grew up using y'all. Shut your pretentious mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being there and letting me event sincerely,
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  Speaker 2: your is Matt, all right? That's it. Carry disagree with Matt,
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  Speaker 2: y'all disagree with him?
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  Speaker 3: I think y'all is perfectly acceptable.
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  Speaker 1: Must go. These are your things, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Your thing, so all right. This one from the foot
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: of Mount Doom. When you randomly adjust your ringer volume
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  Speaker 3: during the day without realizing it, and then when your
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  Speaker 3: alarm goes off in the morning, it's super quiet you
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  Speaker 3: can barely hear it, or the other way around. It's
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  Speaker 3: suddenly super loud and it scares.
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  Speaker 1: You, all right.
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  Speaker 3: This one from does Not Say, I can say the
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  Speaker 3: name taking out the trash must go. It's overflowing and
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: it just taunts me. The more it overflows, the less
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  Speaker 3: I want to take it out. I wish it would
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  Speaker 3: just take itself out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: This one from mixer driver Shane, Good morning lords, It's
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  Speaker 3: okay to use my name. Something that must go is
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  Speaker 3: people who litter. How hard is it to pack it in?
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  Speaker 3: Pack it out? For the love of God, make trash
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  Speaker 3: holes go away. This one from does Not Say people
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  Speaker 3: who park in front of pumps and don't get gas.
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  Speaker 3: Who's doing that?
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  Speaker 1: You're running in to get a soda?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, people do it.
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  Speaker 3: They shouldn't, all right. And this one from Tony My
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  Speaker 3: things that must go are getting wet at the Fight
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  Speaker 3: the Oligarchy rally because of the automated sprinklers on the
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: north side of the Huntsman Center were activated. Were they automatic?
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  Speaker 3: I carry suspicious heartburn after devouring a chili cheese dog,
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  Speaker 3: I hope at the rally and being so old that
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  Speaker 3: I'm unaware that zaza is a term for marijuana. No idea,
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  Speaker 3: No idea Tony go ahead?
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  Speaker 1: Uh one from me when you do the flown as
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  Speaker 1: in the morning and then thirty seconds later you sneeze
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  Speaker 1: and you're like.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's gone now.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't put more in because what if some
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to overflown.
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  Speaker 3: Aise because I keep getting told how extraordinarily addictive it is.
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  Speaker 3: I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see this from Linda. I live near the Salt
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  Speaker 1: Lake Country Club and this must go. Preteens driving golf
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  Speaker 1: carts on busy streets, sometimes with six kids inside. My
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  Speaker 1: daughter calling me at work to say, hey, Mom, I
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: forgot to tell you I accidentally dropped your toothbrush in
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  Speaker 1: the toilet. And I said, oh, that's okay, I'll get
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  Speaker 1: a new one, to which she replied, no, I did
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  Speaker 1: it yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gross.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me vent. I feel better already. Love
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  Speaker 1: you all. This from please don't use my name. I
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: was on a plane flying out of Texas. What must
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  Speaker 1: go is being worried that my MMR vaccine will work.
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  Speaker 1: Seeing a make America Healthy Again hat on the plane
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  Speaker 1: also must go. And finally this love listening to you guys.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: Don't use my name, but feel free to use his
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  Speaker 1: things that must go. People fighting over s after our
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: final parent died.
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  Speaker 3: Grow the f up, Jeffrey, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You heard him. Jeffrey thinks that must go on the
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  Speaker 2: radio
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  Speaker 1: Shock