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Opie Returns to Carl’s Creepy Cabin… Carl Drops Divorce Bombs · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Bob Radio. All right, driving up to Carl's creepy cabin.
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  Speaker 2: How are your.
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  Speaker 1: Boddy beautiful dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here to see Carl. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Then those dogs look like they don't they don't mess around.
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  Speaker 2: Really gorgeous man. All right, I'll talk to you later.
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  Speaker 4: All right, And there's the fox. There's the creepy cabin.
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  Speaker 4: I like being up here. Makes me very happy. This
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  Speaker 4: is where it all began with the podcast. So every
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  Speaker 4: time I get a chance to come up here, it's it's.
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  Speaker 2: A good day.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Just get out of the car and get Carl.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, they want to rock down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, kid, I'll be walking away from the coonhounds.
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  Speaker 2: It's always raining up here.
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  Speaker 1: It's some body. The guy just introduced me to his coonhounds.
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  Speaker 1: Those coonhounds are awesome, aren't they. They're awesome for real? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the real good dogs. Welcome to the villa. I like
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  Speaker 1: what you did with the place. I cleaned it up
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. It looks like a real place. The kid,
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  Speaker 1: I like it. How many hats do you have on
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  Speaker 1: the wall. God, damn, you got a nice hat collection.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we lost we lost the signal on the
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  Speaker 1: on the checking it out, checking it out everything? Can
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  Speaker 1: I check out your fridge? God, you love that genesee
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  Speaker 1: ice huh, Gennessee ice is the way to go. Cookies
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  Speaker 1: for the girls. And you got the burgers.
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  Speaker 6: I got burger cookies, boloney oscar mine, right, good olives,
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  Speaker 6: good pickles.
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  Speaker 1: I got a zucchini. My neighbor brought me at some
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  Speaker 1: U bonds. I got some U bonds. See I pronounced
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  Speaker 1: that correctly. Now, frozen moms oreos in a joint.
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  Speaker 6: I see the joint when we take the joint with us.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I don't have to work today, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You the joint is frozen. Look you can't. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even get it out of your fridge. I should say.
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  Speaker 1: I think about the state of mind I was when
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  Speaker 1: I put it.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you put a okay, join in the freezer.
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  Speaker 1: This is where we did our first podcast. This is
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  Speaker 1: like a very famous setup. It's gonna have a nice
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  Speaker 1: quiet sound now too, with all this sound absorption. I
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  Speaker 1: see that. I learned that from the producers who've got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of bourbons. They see your car running? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is that bad?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: I figured we got to get out of here. Now
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  Speaker 1: we got a lot of time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we have time, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I should shut the car off and uh put
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  Speaker 3: my window up so I don't have a web seat
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  Speaker 3: all the way to Breastown.
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  Speaker 1: Real, Can I see your bedroom? I'm just curious to
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  Speaker 1: see what you on my place? So I have my
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  Speaker 1: camping light. Is that a bug lighter? No, it's just
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  Speaker 1: a regular But the bugs don't go to it because
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  Speaker 1: led this. I had to put rags on there because
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  Speaker 1: the bugs figured out how to get through the eighth s.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go buy duct tape, and I'm gonna got the.
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  Speaker 3: Bathroom for the kid's all cleaned and then nice.
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  Speaker 1: Then we got a little crazy in there, what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? And got a little crazy there for you
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  Speaker 1: hide but the party that's the only place for the door.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the smallest guy world.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let me turn off my car. Uh what
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  Speaker 1: do I do?
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  Speaker 5: Do?
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  Speaker 1: I keep podcasting?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Go away to the muckboots. Huh, I got the muckboots. The
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  Speaker 1: muck boots.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I see you.
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  Speaker 1: Got some packages outside of the door. Yeah, stuff inside?
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  Speaker 2: I throw it out there, all right.
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  Speaker 3: It always rains when I'm when I'm at the creepy cabin.
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  Speaker 3: It's the only place in Jersey right now, that's really raining.
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  Speaker 2: We're up in the mountain.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: You got a lot of moss on your roof.
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  Speaker 6: And it keeps a nice and warm.
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  Speaker 2: It's like camouflage. You can't see it another year. This
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  Speaker 2: nature is.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna take over your your whole creepy cabin looks good though, right,
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  Speaker 3: It adds.
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  Speaker 2: A little something I wanted to You want it to
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  Speaker 2: look like a cabin.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want it to look like you know?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you walking so crad because my driver's seat
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  Speaker 3: is where I mean turn off this bad boy?
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  Speaker 1: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: Here is this I don't know a couple of years now.
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  Speaker 6: Doesn't sound great?
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  Speaker 1: Huh sounds something sounds weird.
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  Speaker 2: Well, don't say that. Don't say that. As we're about
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  Speaker 2: to do our road trip to Bristol, Connect Gloria.
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  Speaker 6: She's coming here, she's chasing us down.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's gonna like follow us. That'll be good. Cannon
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  Speaker 2: ball run m So what else? So that's about it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get back inside.
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  Speaker 1: See no bugs nice out here?
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  Speaker 2: Right? It is nice. I see the fox is doing okay.
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  Speaker 6: I have to park it low right because I got
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  Speaker 6: some people who just drive by to see if I'm
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  Speaker 6: home or not.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, No, you gotta do is you gotta? You gotta
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  Speaker 2: put your car behind the creepy cabin. The bears will
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  Speaker 2: take it and enjoy riding right into the lake.
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  Speaker 6: They're fucking smart as a whip out of here.
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  Speaker 2: But that's the move you gotta. Everyone knows you gotta
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  Speaker 2: hide your car behind your.
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  Speaker 1: Apartment or your house, or your cabin or your whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Carl, I gotta I gotta ask, why don't you
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  Speaker 3: have a freaking TV on the wall over there and
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  Speaker 3: a nice couch?
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  Speaker 1: Hope you've obviously lived a different life than I've lived.
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't cost much to get a little TV, not
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  Speaker 7: the money.
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  Speaker 1: I look, I have all the FiOS, and I have everything.
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  Speaker 7: I see that, and it's not much for a little
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  Speaker 7: like couch that you can lay.
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  Speaker 1: On and get. People want to give me couches. That
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with it. Why wouldn't you take
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  Speaker 1: a couch?
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  Speaker 5: This?
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  Speaker 7: This, This is a very uncomfortable setup.
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  Speaker 6: This is asional layout. I do layouts for a living.
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  Speaker 6: I build restaurants for Yeah, that's why, because think I
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  Speaker 6: don't know flow comfort?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 6: All right, let's walk through it. You come to my
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  Speaker 6: cabin for a party. Right, there's a bench, two chairs,
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  Speaker 6: and a bar, right right. You're not going to get
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  Speaker 6: comfort here. You're gonna drink, you're gonna party. If there's
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  Speaker 6: somebody that stays, that wants to stay behind, maybe party
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  Speaker 6: a little longer.
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  Speaker 1: Where are they gonna sit in the bedroom? That's the
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  Speaker 1: only place that's comfortable in the only soft sky cabin
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  Speaker 1: in the cabin. This is a professional place, that's brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: People came here the other day, pat right everybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so people wanted to sit wait for them against it.
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  Speaker 1: They got Now that was it. They were done. Party
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  Speaker 1: was done in an hour and a half. And there's
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  Speaker 1: just a little gazelle.
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  Speaker 6: Just just prouncing around and she was trying to figure
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  Speaker 6: out where she could sit.
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  Speaker 3: And now she's a little tired, she's she's been a
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  Speaker 3: lot hours, the parties winding down down.
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  Speaker 1: This room smells like cigar smoke. That's the only room
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  Speaker 1: with the eighth se See that that's the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's over there, it's it's all brilliant. But in between
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  Speaker 3: the ladies, then you live in discomfort.
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  Speaker 1: Though I'm training, I'm training, but why am I here? Right?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're on the road a lot. I'm on the
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  Speaker 8: road a lot, right, I mean beautiful hotels. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 8: who cares? Fair enough, you were saying your dad was
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  Speaker 8: a ladies man. That's when that's when the signal crept
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  Speaker 8: out in the car.
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  Speaker 6: So my father when he was okay, he had a
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  Speaker 6: tire shop in Sake, New Jersey, and then he had
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  Speaker 6: big apartment building that he on the top of it.
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  Speaker 1: And on the first of the month, he'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: let's go up and get the rents, and like all
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  Speaker 1: the women.
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  Speaker 9: High Jesse like they love to him, they loved him.
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  Speaker 9: And it was this one lady and apartment nine. You
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  Speaker 9: remember the apartment like it was yesterday. Shit like it
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  Speaker 9: was yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: And I was already older, and we'd go up to
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  Speaker 6: the apartment and she would come out like in.
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  Speaker 1: This almost like sheer, uh, what happened your microphone?
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  Speaker 6: Barbie bro No, no, no, she would Apartment nine and
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  Speaker 6: she would open up and always in like the sheer
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  Speaker 6: neglige kind of thing, and I'm just and my dad
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  Speaker 6: would be like, you know, talk to her a little bit,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like, what the what the hell's going on?
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  Speaker 6: Like I would see no rent transpire and he's like,
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  Speaker 6: all right, We're all done.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like all right, and you knew not ask anty questions.
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  Speaker 11: And then my dad got sick and then I went
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  Speaker 11: to and then I would go collect the rents and
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  Speaker 11: I decided to.
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  Speaker 1: Continue the tradition. And it was lose just Dominican. She
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  Speaker 1: was smoking and she was I mean she could. She
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  Speaker 1: was twice my age.
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  Speaker 3: So on rent day she just knew to show up
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  Speaker 3: at the door with the negligent set and everything.
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  Speaker 1: We'd clear everything up and everything was. It was a legacy.
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  Speaker 1: It was a legacy.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta keep the tradition going. I'll keep
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  Speaker 1: your tradition for the kid, for the for the gif.
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  Speaker 3: For I forgot that your dad was a tire man.
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  Speaker 3: So I almost didn't make it here today because I
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  Speaker 3: got the flat tire, like I said, on the Cross
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  Speaker 3: Bronx Expressway, worst road in America.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, where the hell did it go? Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah here it is. Look at this thing. If
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  Speaker 1: you go to my Instagram, mote be Radio. I posted this.
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  Speaker 1: But how the fuck does that get in a tire?
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  Speaker 1: So what are we what are we looking at?
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  Speaker 2: For real?
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  Speaker 1: For the people, So this is a one point five
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  Speaker 1: see that the point five. Oh yeah, this means one
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  Speaker 1: point five ounces. This is a lead weight. This goes
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  Speaker 1: on a steel wheel. So this is to.
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  Speaker 6: Balance the tire the harmonics when it starts to become wobbly.
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  Speaker 6: So you put this opposite of the dead spot right
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  Speaker 6: wherever wherever the heavy spot is in either the tire
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  Speaker 6: or the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it out right. So this is a one fifty
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  Speaker 1: and they go up to two fifty and then you.
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  Speaker 11: Add them depending on how bad the wheel is or
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  Speaker 11: the tires.
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  Speaker 1: So this fell off a car because it was put
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  Speaker 1: placed on properly. It was badly crimped. Right, they did
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  Speaker 1: it wrong. So this fell off.
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  Speaker 11: And what happens is your front tire hits it because
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  Speaker 11: there's it's not it's not pointing or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Your front tire hits it and lifts it up.
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  Speaker 6: And when it lifts it up, your back tire just
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  Speaker 6: comes and steps, just crushes and kind of goes right
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  Speaker 6: in like a bullet.
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  Speaker 1: But then you can tell you can see it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I understand all that, but collapsed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just amazed that there's no real sharpness to
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  Speaker 3: that thing, and that's still pressure and that still.
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  Speaker 1: Penetrated my back tire.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, tires rubber would steal belt, right, I mean this
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  Speaker 3: is really thick with no point on it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know you add fifty miles an hour
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  Speaker 6: and your car has to be five thousand pounds.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, and that Cross Bronx Expressway.
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  Speaker 3: You know, being very white and being brought up on
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  Speaker 3: Long Island, we learned from an early age, if your
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  Speaker 3: car any problems when you car on the Cross Bronx Expressway,
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  Speaker 3: you keep going.
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  Speaker 1: So I rimmed it all the way home.
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  Speaker 3: So do you do you know anything about the Cross
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  Speaker 3: Bronx Expressway. What do you mean In the old days,
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  Speaker 3: that was like a car graveyard. If you broke down
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  Speaker 3: and you left your car and you walked to go
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  Speaker 3: get help back on your day, you would come back
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  Speaker 3: and you wouldn't even recognize your car.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the parts would be gone and.
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  Speaker 3: They and the city would never get rid of these
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  Speaker 3: cars that were abandoned on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 3: You would just see, you know, a few cars here
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  Speaker 3: and there as you took the trip on the Cross
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  Speaker 3: Bronx Expressway with these cars just completely.
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  Speaker 1: How she was Remember how shity the city was?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, man, do you remember all the burnt out buildings
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  Speaker 9: in the Bronx and the city.
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  Speaker 6: I was too young, but they used to call it
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  Speaker 6: the black the black fog summer whenever when they when
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  Speaker 6: the landlord started burning all the buildings in the Bronx right,
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  Speaker 6: and it was just like you could smell the fucking Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there were so many abandoned and burnt out buildings
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  Speaker 3: in the Bronx. The city didn't know what to do
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  Speaker 3: because they could knock all these things down and they
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  Speaker 3: weren't gonna refurbish him many times soon. So do you
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  Speaker 3: remember they got the big idea to take the windows.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and do like cardboard things.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they would put wood up and then they would
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  Speaker 3: they would paint like plants, like shades and drapes and
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  Speaker 3: fake windows to make the buildings look a little nicer
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  Speaker 3: for whitey that was driving through the Bronx and the
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  Speaker 3: Cross Bronx Express.
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  Speaker 1: One want to affect the white people, Yeah, exactly. So
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  Speaker 1: what are we doing? Should we take off soon? We should?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get I gotta figure out what I'm gonna wear. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: do you have to wear some nice have to wear
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  Speaker 1: chef chack? I should wear a chef Jack. Yeah, for
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  Speaker 1: the people that don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I decided to drive Carl to ESPN and Bristol, Connecticut
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  Speaker 3: for his big gig.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? By the way, the best is
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to check you in. That was the best.
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  Speaker 6: What I'm like, Yeah, And also I'm having a guest
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  Speaker 6: Greg Hughes, Greg Opie Hughes.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that's what sucks, you know. I would always like,
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  Speaker 1: like I was cross my fingers, don't cancel. They don't
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  Speaker 1: cancel canceling. No. I would size up people, especially in
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  Speaker 1: the shock Jack days when.
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  Speaker 3: We're get in trouble all the time and all that,
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  Speaker 3: and I would size up the person when I was
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  Speaker 3: meeting new people, and I'm like, do I do?
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  Speaker 1: I tell him I'm OPI or Greg Q's And it.
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  Speaker 3: Got away with the greg Hes a lot of times
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  Speaker 3: because they're like, what's your name?
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  Speaker 1: And you know, if I said Opie, then you don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the hell is going to happen? Greg Q anotymous?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do for a living? Marketing?
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  Speaker 3: Just all this Monday bullshit, you know stuff. I would
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  Speaker 3: say stuff so so they would not.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to me.
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  Speaker 3: But now that Greg Hughes doesn't work as much, doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: That's the pr people Disney. Was there a sigh? Or
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  Speaker 1: was there? It was very flat?
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  Speaker 12: It was hello, Bristol. I've never been to ESPN. This
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  Speaker 12: would be Oh, it's I mean, it's one an incredible campus.
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  Speaker 1: I think it did last year. So what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I did last year? So it's fantasy football? Yeah, And
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I read.
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  Speaker 6: A bunch of recipes and stuff that you can easily
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  Speaker 6: cook at home or you know, like inside barbecue and
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  Speaker 6: ship and fun ship.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm doing it with all the sports guys. They
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  Speaker 1: like me up there.
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  Speaker 6: That's awesome, all right, So I'm the first guy to
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  Speaker 6: get a ESPN.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited. That's a cool gig, right, I think it's great.
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  Speaker 1: All right, don't we Why don't we take off?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Aren't we stopping at Pepe's? We're stopping, of course, we're
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: stopping at Pepa. Where's Pepees? Pepees is in Connecticut? Part Connecticut?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's just on the way, on the way, okay. And
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  Speaker 3: why is it the best pizza? Everyone says so yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but everyone says it's the best. Everyone has a place
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  Speaker 3: where they go it's the best pizza.
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  Speaker 1: But most people don't know what they what they think.
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  Speaker 6: It's the best of that style of pizza, that old
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  Speaker 6: New York style pizza. You know, Pepees and Lombardes and Patsy's,
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  Speaker 6: they all come from the same nucleus.
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  Speaker 11: It's that style pizza. The the best pizza I've had
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  Speaker 11: in America in general. I had it in Arizona, Arizona easily.
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  Speaker 7: And what made them the best pizza you ever had.
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  Speaker 1: His name was Chris Bianco. He's from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: he opened a Pizza Bianco's. There is he.
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  Speaker 3: Shipping in the water or the dove like some of
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  Speaker 3: these places do. Now it was I sat with Chrispian
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  Speaker 3: and I said, you're the You're the person that proves
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  Speaker 3: to me that it's not water, it's the skill.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean he was made.
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  Speaker 6: He made bread that looked like we were in the
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  Speaker 6: middle of Tuscany.
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  Speaker 1: It was perfect.
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  Speaker 6: And the pizza he made a pizza and all the
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  Speaker 6: tiny pizza that's basically parmesan reggiano, cheese, pistachios and sliced
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: read onions.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, it was otherworldly, lights out, lights
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: beyond approach.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was the stuff that he was making
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: up there.
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: You know, he went into the back guard and he
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: picked out with rugla. You put on the salad. I mean,
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: come on.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Nice, Yeah, you can't beat that. Yeah, we had fun.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I went with a hotty too. That's something else.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Shot with it.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Carl is out of control. I am out of control.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Well, we're talking about
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: it when when you know, in the car, when I
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: was when I called you.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, man, you're taking out a lot of
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: a lot of a lot of bears up here. I
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: don't mean to call the ladies that you've been with bears.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: But you know what I'm saying, I'm using that best.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I'm having analogy. I'm having dinner like climbing. He's like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? Do you have a thing?
• 16:29
  Speaker 14: He goes like again, he goes, don't you go to
• 16:32
  Speaker 14: the movies or anything? He goes, you don't take them
• 16:35
  Speaker 14: out for ices or anything. He's got to wrap his
• 16:40
  Speaker 14: head around it. How many of them think they're the one? No,
• 16:45
  Speaker 14: I'm not like that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Oh so it's all on the up and on the
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: other thing above the table. Yeah no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: Only divorce. Don't look for a thing from me, none
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: of that.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: But if you want to have some fun, I'm your man,
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: and they want to and they're one hundred percent quote
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: with that smart. All right, good for you, buddy, because
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: you start that romance stuff.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: This one girl, I like, keep checking the texts and stuff. Yeah,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I'm getting weird with her, but so I'm not.
• 17:09
  Speaker 11: I'm frightened enough that I'm not gonna do anything stupid.
• 17:13
  Speaker 15: He scared me enough. They threw enough hot water on
• 17:16
  Speaker 15: his dom. He ain't gonna go back to get pet
• 17:20
  Speaker 15: anytime soon. But every time you get a text.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Her, you're you're getting a little excited. I like, all right,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm literally opie on a scale went to ten.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: I'm and that is my new scale because my old
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: scale was off because I was married.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: So like anyone could get in the eights here, Like,
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: why would she said hi to me eight and a half.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: At a new scale, I'm batting heavy close to nine
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: with this one. She's almost a nine oh boy or
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: a nine oh boy. How about you slow it down
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: a little bit. Why slowing down hasn't helped me so far? No,
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: I mean don't, I mean don't fall yet.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I can't. Let's buy coastal, so it will never happen.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well that that makes it easier for you, right,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: all right, because if it was here, then that'd be
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: a problem. You'd be in trouble.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: She's got this podcast right now, you start having the
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: same problems right right, Your whole career would repeat itself.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: No, she's she's good. I like her. She's funny, that's
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: the problem. Funny's good. Funny girl, and he's important. Right,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe how important it is.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's very important. The first funny girl I've
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: hung out like in a long time.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Like she makes me laugh, right, and I'm not laughing
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: because I want to get it like hook up because
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I laugh at anything, right.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean, but like real funny right, No,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I think that's really important. Looks.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I mean when when people talk about like beauties, you know,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: oh it's important, as of course, beauty is important as fuck.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: But this is how I do it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: It's like you want something like that is beautiful to
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: you right physically, and then this is the mistake A
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: lot of guys, Mate, they stop there.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You got to keep doing your research, man.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: You got to see if she's got a good personality
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: if she's not too damaged you got. In my case,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: a sense of humor is important. But people see the
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: face and then there it's done, and then they gnore
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: all this other shit and then you're a fuck.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Literally talking about seven years of my life. Really, that's
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: what I did. I didn't. I didn't I didn't do
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: any research. Really, Oh, I wish there was a lemon law.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: You went for a rescue. I did a rescue, right
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: and the dog gate everybody.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: In my house.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Rescue dogs are are cool at first, but you don't
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: know what problems you're bringing home.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: My man, they look great at ken I brought a
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: kennel full of problems.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: They look great at the kennel, But then you bring
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: that dog home and go and now it's your job
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: to figure out what.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Happened to this dog, what happened to this rescue.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: You know what my problem was was I didn't get
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: any tips because I didn't hang out with the family
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: before I got married.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Just kept me separate from the family. And then after
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I got married, I met the monsters. Oh man, And
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: now you know why she kept you away from the family. Really, dude,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: how bad scale one to ten fifty.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Really well, it was literally Bonnie and Clyde over here
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: in that house. Oh my god, Oh they started getting
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: into my red.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Fourth day we opened Marie right, Carol's old restaurant in
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: chat in New Jersey for the people that didn't know.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: The old man. Her old man gets it, gets it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: I'm yelling at Marie because she's doing something wrong. Fourth day,
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: we're open, right, we're out of money, we're broken, you
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: know what I mean. Right, he's walking around the dining room,
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: wind decks and shit, like, you know, gave himself a job.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: So i'm Marie.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: He's like, don't you e f and yell at my daughter.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Do your Jersey City X cop want to be a
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: tough guy. I'm like, bro, none of that here. It
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: got so heated. The cops came on the fourth day,
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: the fourth day, and and can.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I can I stop you for a seconds?
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: So the yelling and screaming was more about, holy fuck,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: we gotta make this work.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: It wasn't like you were being Yeah, she was never
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: in a professional environment. She was only a waitress. And
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: I have all the stress to open this thing.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: And it wasn't like you were being just an assholes.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: A chef, you were being a chef. Yeah, And and
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: this is our place and we gotta figure the shit out.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: He gets a little heated. Of course, you gonna get people,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, gotcha? So he gets into
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: it with me, and I get into it with him.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Tops come, I'll never forget sergeant. First time I met him.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: First he got Maurice's father, pulls out his like his
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: old badge and says, get him out of here, like
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: to kick me out of my own restaurant.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: On the fourth day, did they take you? No, the officer,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: the other guy, Bobby. She goes, get why what did
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: he do? Right? You seeing on my daughter? He goes, right,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: what did she do? Like an old school, old school cop. Right?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: And he saw like the cop was smart enough. I
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: love this guy to this day.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Bobby sheets he retired now, but he saw that, Like
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: the dude was like not right.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: And I had to close the doors because he wouldn't leave.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: It was like two hours orgo.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: We lost two hours of business because he wanted a
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: black app Wow.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Try to get me kicked out of my own store. Wow,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: just crazy shit. That's not gonna work.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: No, you're the one with all the skills, and at
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: the times, certainly you were trying to bring her up.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: She was new to the whole thing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and this guy just old school cop is like
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: probably back in the day though. That's all I had
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: to do was like get him out of here. There
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: are no questions the right but not anymore right now.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: The cops you know, actually, you know they thought it through.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: And the cops, I mean, I guess they knew who
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I was. That's one good thing about.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Being popular is you know they're like, wait a second.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: And then it just it was downhill from there. How
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: many years did you have? Marie opened it in twenty eleven?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, real two was seven years and then that
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: was it. And then just dealing with the family just
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't mind people eating for free, but
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: it was like every day, like six of them.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: You're like, well, that's the problem when you open up
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: a bar, a restaurant, a bar, restaurant combo. My brother
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: in law, his father owned fast Eddi's in Huntington. It
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: was a comedy place, great place, and it was packed
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: all the time. But it was packed with my brother
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: in law and my sister's friends. So they felt obligated
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: to take care of people. So where's the line? And
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: fast Eddie understood that a lot of these people were here.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Because of my sister and my brother in law.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: But they were giving away everything and it wasn't like
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: they were sneaking or anything. It was it was sort
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: of the environment unfortunately they were in. And that was
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: one of the reasons where why fast Eddie had to
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: end up closing the place.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And people that were.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Going didn't realize, like, yo, I know you're getting a
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: drink or two for free, but you gotta leave some
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: money at this bar or this place is not gonna
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: make it. So I bet a lot of people go
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: through that when you open up an establishment.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: The stuff that I went through with that, I was
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: just like that was the beginning of the end. I knew,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: I was like, this is a flawed They're not going
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: to stop until they take it, until this is theirs.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: So let me ask you, so early on in your
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: marriage you knew that there wasn't gonna work.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Why do you stay? Why does anybody stay?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: No, I'm asking a question that I think most of
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: us want to know the answer to. I got, like
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: I told you in the car when I kissed that girl, right,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: she ended up being my girlfriend for like eight years.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I knew when I first made out with her that
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: the chemistry was wrong and I should not be with
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: this person, and not because she was a bad person.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: She wasn't, actually, but the chemistry wasn't right, and for
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: some reason I stayed for eight years. I think it's
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: because of how I was brought up, unfortunately, and obviously.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Answer to I gotta tell you. If I tell you
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: the reason, you'll think it's the dumbest thing ever. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: never wanted to be divorced. Why is that dumb?
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: I think a lot of people I never want I
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: never wanted to fail on such a scale.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I never wanted to be a failure at that level. Yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: but that's not dumb. I'm just telling you a lot.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Of people would say the exact same thing, because if
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: you get divorced and the relationship breaks up, you feel like,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: in a weird way of failure.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Because here's the thing, this sounds crazy, but I thought
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: it was my punishment for me not being smart enough
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: to see what I was getting into.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Is that crazy? Like that's how I think in my mind,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Like this is your own fault. You dummy. You should
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: have figured it.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: You're smart enough to not get shot, to make millions,
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: to do this, and that this whole thing snuck under
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: your radar.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Now you lay in your bed. That's like, that's how
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I punished myself.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're really street smart. So this is this
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: was actually fascinating. It was an anomaly for me, and
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I was like this, this was the one. And it
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: was funny. When I was growing up, my find of said.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: We all got that whitey elephant. There's all there's that
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: girl out there that's gonna get you. It's a matter
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: of time. And I used to be like.
• 26:08
  Speaker 10: Whatever, gangster guy, thirty side pieces, what do you know?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: And then and then I was sitting there and I
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: was like, fuck, they got me.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: And you knew. I knew as somebody knew. It was
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: my fault.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: But somewhere in your head, did you feel like I
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: could work this out?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Like I could work out a restaurant that's going bed
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: or you know what I mean? Like professionally, you were
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: in some tough situations and you knew you could figure
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: it out and turn things around.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like you can turn it around? No? No, no,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: And so you just went down with the ship.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: I knew nobody loved me in that house, nobody, no one, nobody,
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: the two.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Kids, it was all. Everybody was in on it except me.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I was the money guy. I knew it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: What the fuck?
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Bro just the dog dog look at me, He's like,
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know about you, right, I gotta go out
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: time and take the ship.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And it's me and you truck laps.
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: So you must have been relieved when the whole thing
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: finally blew up, like you wouldn't believe.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: But I also know, because I know you passed the
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: podcasting that.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: You were you were pretty bummed. I was emotionally. I
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: was bummed. I was bummed emotionally because because I had
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: to give up everything I built, that sucked.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: I didn't think it was gonna work out that way,
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: you know, but it ended up being the only way
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: it could work out.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: So you're relieved, like you wouldn't believe.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Up.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I feel I feel like I got my life back.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You know, we all do it, though, Man, I just
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: sitting there.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I remember I was sitting in a park like, there's
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: no way out of this, right, There's no way for
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: me to get out of it. Finally she figured out
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: a way to get out, which was great in a way.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's like she's like, you know, I remember I
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: came up. She's like, we're done. I'm like, shut up.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Really I.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Could have faster. I couldn't got a lawyer faster. In
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: a way, you were happy that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: You almost should thank her that she was the one
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: that figured out a way out, because you weren't going
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: to figure out a way out anytime soon.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You go down show kidding, man, I just came in.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I came into my mind. I said, this is it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: This is my own doing. You know what I mean?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Because my dad enabled my mom. So I think we
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: learned that as kids. You know, I and this is
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: going to be embarrassing, but I don't care. I like
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: throwing the shit out there.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I wanted out of my old relationship forever, and I
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: just didn't do it. And one of the thoughts that
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: was in my head was like I was such a
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: catch that I didn't know how she would survive without me.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: So I stayed in this relationship even though I wasn't happy.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Or how stupid is that? But that's a normal thought.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You think that's guys with power, you know, what I mean.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: I like I went in this relationship I got when
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: I got married, I was crush a tron in New
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: York City, right, I had access to everything.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I was single until I was thirty six thirty seven
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: in New York City.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: As a chef forget it right, You understand, I was exhausted.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: I was exhausted. The girls come up to here. I
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: knew I could mouth what they were gonna say to me. Right,
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: I'd like, you left your scarf, right, Okay, tomorrow eight o'clock,
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: come get your scarf that you left. Yeah, And I'd
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: go to the box of scarves And'd be like, was
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: here's the pink one.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: A lot of big scarfs here.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: But but you know, it gets to the point where
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: and then I guess that's what happened. I lulled myself
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: into and they got me boy hook line and say.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck clean, that's a gypsy. Yeah clean kill gotta watch
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: out for the gypsy.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Didn't I didn't do any I thought I was smarter
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: than everybody. I'd laugh at people, Carl, you get married,
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: You're on third base. Why would you get married? You
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: almost a whole plate? Ah Ah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I say this carefully because I'm team Carl, but it
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: might show what kind of person she is.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I always liked her. Is that bad to say? I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: liked her too?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I married her like I didn't see uh, I didn't
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: see any of the cracks. Well, it was well crafted,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: that's right. That's why I bring this up very much.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: See, I'm not a well crafted individual like you see.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: All my cracks are in the front. You know what
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, right, you see what, you'll see what, You'll
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: see what I'm up to usually because I'll tell you
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean. But and it's funny.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: It's funny you should say that she figured out the
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: way out because with me, I was miserable. I was
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: in this relationship. I felt like, you know, I was
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: trapped and didn't know how to get out. But I
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: never got married, never bought a house with her, never
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: had kids, thank god. Right five weeks after I got
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: fired from w ANYW driving home from was it Montreal
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: or I think I was driving home from Montreal.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Halfway through the ride.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Home, I went, yeah, you're you're not into this anymore,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: are you?
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: And she goes no, And then had four or five
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: more hours in the car, knowing that it was over
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: and at that point I should have said, you know what,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: take the car, I don't need it, and I should
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: have just fucking.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Got out and that was it. But that's how it
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: ended for me. And know why, because I didn't have
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: my job anymore. I wasn't I wasn't opening from opening
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Anthony with that big run at anyw. I was just
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: a schmuck at this point I got fired. And five
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: weeks later later I said, you're not into this anymore?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: She said no.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I bet if I was still, you know, on top
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: of the radio world, she would have said, no, I'm
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: totally into this. Still goes back, goes back to our
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: our point about you know, people sort of turning their
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: backs on you when when when the chips are down.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: But there's a great story.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: So I knew this relationship was wrong for a long time,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: and we went to I think it was I think
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: it was Nantucket.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: We had a great time up there in Nantucket.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Carl and me and my ex were on the ferry
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: back to Cape Cod and her sister and brother in
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: law we're also on this trip, and all of a
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: sudden he grabs me.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: We're in the middle of the ocean on a ferry,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: and he goes, come upstairs, you know. So we go
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: upstairs to the open air on this ferry. He looks
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: at me and he's scared to say it out loud,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: even though we're on the top deck and there below.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: He goes, Greg, run, run, go to see my face.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: It's too late for me. Save yourself. Run, And he's
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: whispering this. He's like, you're still a young guy. It's
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: too late for me.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I love you like a brother, but I don't want
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I don't want us to be brother in laws.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Run.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: And then we went downstairs, and he made believe everything
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: was all all on the up and up.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: And I think it's still it still lasted a couple
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: of years after that.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: So that's why I asked, because I don't know. I
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: think every guy does it. I think every guy and
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: probably women too. They're in a relationship but they don't
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: know how to get out of it. And you know,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: maybe maybe maybe the chaos is comforting, Maybe the chaos
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: becomes normal, Maybe the misery, you know, becomes normal.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know, but I think I got I got that.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: I just uh, that's a screen door, No bear the
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: screen door the wind.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: So I just got I just dealt with it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: It's like it's like doing the bid, you know what
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, you get locked up, you just gotta put
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: your head down and do the bid right, do the time.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Why as humans do we do this? I don't know, dude,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: but I didn't see any other way. I was like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to blow this thing up, you know
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: what I mean, I don't want to.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to talkspace talkspace
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: dot com and ask them why do we do this?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Why do we do this?
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: There's gotta be some guy from Brooklyn on talkspace because
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: I told you so, especially someone like you, because I
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: know you're incredibly street smart.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: But that's when you read people. I could read them
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: all the way. And the problem is when I read.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: The whole story, it was already too late, and I'm like,
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: oh no, wow.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: And I just sat there. I was like, oh knock,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: it's over. It's over. Before it even started. I was like,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: how is how did I? How did I get here?
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: And I just I it and I said, the last
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: thing I'm gonna do is be depressed about it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: And I and I continue to just live right, you
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: And I think that that exasperated the situation because then
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: she got angry.
• 34:28
  Speaker 13: That I was having the time of my life right right.
• 34:39
  Speaker 13: She wanted me to be miserable. And I'm straight up
• 34:42
  Speaker 13: like walking around with flip flops, eat and con candy.
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: She's throwing everything at you, and she throwing everything at me,
• 34:48
  Speaker 10: and I'm.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Just like, what, you gotta smile. I gotta stop.
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: It because because I gave up, I didn't so I
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: wouldn't fight about nothing, you know what I mean. She's like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: she's like, I don't want you at the restaurant when
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: I'm at the restaurant. And when I was like, just
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: tell me the days, She's like Thursday, I'm like sweet.
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: She's pulling out her playbook, throwing everything.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying stuff about me, like you're a piecing garbage.
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: I'm like, yep, just smiled. I smiled the whole way
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: through Thanksgiving.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: I go to I go to the Thanksgiving and and
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: like her family would would take my restaurant depot card
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: and our checks and.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Go buy everything for Thanksgiving on them on my tab.
• 35:38
  Speaker 10: And I'm just sitting there with my knife and Fork,
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: and I paid for just smiling past the gravy like
• 35:46
  Speaker 10: in yacht.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: See with the kids.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: I didn't give one fuck because I knew and it
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: would make everyone nuts because they're all trying to kill
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: me and they're huddling in the kitchen.
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: This should work, this should this should break, this should break.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, you did it before, you know what I mean?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Old though? Did she comes from generations of you know
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: what I mean? You think bro? Father married five times,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: mother married two times. She's she's on the deuce, right.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: These were pros. This was this was the NFL.
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: I'm just getting tackled every hit and getting up like radio.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You were. I was rudy, bro, you couldn't kill me
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: They're taking you out on their shoulders.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Carl Carl Carl Car.
• 36:35
  Speaker 14: And I was just in previous and premised to everything,
• 36:39
  Speaker 14: you know what I mean, Like I'd be like, hey,
• 36:42
  Speaker 14: did you see that watch?
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I know she took it, you know what I mean?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, where are you going gonna go? Buy
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: nother one?
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Carl Carl pro I was in California.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Listen to this.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: I was in California and I come home and she
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: sold my car.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I said, down payments so she could buy a big
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Mercedes wagon. Right, So now I had no car, just
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a van. So that would make anybody nuts. And I
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: was like going, I walk into Sweet Bends.
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: She's like, car, thanks, and I just sit there and
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: open a bottle of bourbon and well, you know, like
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: she had her friends over.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: They drank.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: They used to of my bottles of Pappy van Winkle
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: to make mixers with soda and stuff and like drinking
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: my friends.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: And I came home and I was like, how do
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you drink the Pappy good?
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: Right, She's literally her real hair, her fake hair.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: All this is working this wagon. And I whistled through it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I whistled through faking a dog for a walk.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: I come back on Tuesday. Oh it was great. And
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: like if I had an event and.
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: I had to book, like they booked the event, you know,
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: they booked like the day before.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like booking a week before.
• 38:08
  Speaker 10: So I'm liking Miami, just just hanging out.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Good for you, body.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: But but I couldn't think. I couldn't get pinched on anything.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Not a cheater. I've never been a cheater, you know
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: what I mean. So it wasn't that wasn't my thing.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: So I'm not a cheater. I'd bring all the money home.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I was untouchable, right, So I just skated through this whole.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Thing while people were going insane around you and just
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: I would walk into the living room and there was
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: all those gypsies in near Give me daggers.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I'm wanting cool ranch doritos. I got a ban Dan
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: on the dog. You want some Cheetos. I'm like, uh hey,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: anybody want anything from duncan.
• 38:49
  Speaker 10: Du d anybody wanted anything?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: You know, no one would talk to me.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm in the back grilling hot dogs by
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: myself with like with my little bluetooth radio, like just
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: listening to free Bird, dressed like.
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: A complete old homeless man.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: That's good. Oh it was the best. It was. That's
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: how you get through it, right there, let's get through it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: I whistled through the whole thing until finally she's like,
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: all right, well right, how about this?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: How about this? I'm like, yeah, that wunds good to yep,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: that one works.
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: Thing go.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You officially broke this up.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Not me.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Well that's what they wanted me, you know, because if I.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Did, it would have been a lot different, right, I
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: understand this and everybody's the victim.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean, But that's not happen.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: But you're clean cleaners got out clean clean is a
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: whistle o Carl. That's funny.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's tragic and funny, but that's that's canity.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: They couldn't got me. They never knocked me down right.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: They never never knocked me down right, never knocked me
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: down right. They used to come up with crazy stuff.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: They used to go like, you got golf balls all
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: over your face, and like I could more, let's know
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: what you got, let's go.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't tell me about family parties and then go
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: and I'd wake up and everyone's in the house. Right
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: then I would just I mean, but they don't think
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: things seriously. They'd be like I go on Facebook. I'm like,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: there it is.
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: And I would show up like two hours later, Hey
• 40:14
  Speaker 10: you guys forgot about me, right to a cheeseburger and
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: everyone was just looking at me, like what's for dinner?
• 40:24
  Speaker 10: But then I bring the dog and my dog is
• 40:26
  Speaker 10: like a wild animals. He's eating He's eating everything at
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: the barbecue. He's eating everyone's shoes, knocked down the watermelon salad.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: It's a mess.
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: I'm just sitting there and just making sangreea anybody want
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: a little segre.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And they're just like, we hate this spit, we want
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: him dead. Oh they're still racist. It was a good time.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean I lived right through it, right,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: because I learned really early on it was.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: On it was this was a this was a battle
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: for my life, right, know what I mean? So I
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: was like, guys, I don't know when I'm gonna end
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: up in a ditch.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: So it is fiesta time and mayo every day and
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: never caught.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I never got caught, and even not even flirting nothing right,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: which made everybody nuts. Lets the cheese on the case.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I would just you know, we'd go on vacations
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: and she would just try to like we went to
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: we went to, uh, I just gotta check from from
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: some TV thing, and she took it all and rented
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: like this ginormous sweet and Caesar's Palace.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Us like the top four. It must have been. I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: don't know how much it was.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: It was like five white babies a night, that's it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is bullshit, you know what I mean?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: And I walk in, I'm like, whoa nine TVs.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: But outside the door where you're like, I'm like, let's
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: get it, let's get it together.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: And then you open up the door like whoa exactly,
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: I'm like, just take it in, just take it all,
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 41:55
  Speaker 13: What I mean.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she's gonna take it all anyway. Let me enjoy.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Let me enjoy it. While I'm here.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: You are so like she would buy stuff like she
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: would be like, oh, I'll get this purse it's like
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: five grand.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, get to because I knew the money was
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting it right. So I figured got free
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Corona's at the Tory Bridge store. I'm gonna sit here
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: and get hammered their car and it was a former No.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I had the time of my life. And then I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: would eat whatever I wanted. You know, everybody in the
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: house is eating salads. I'm like, Mickey Dee's run a
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: half hour, get your order in, take your order in.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: But everybody was in on it except me, and I
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: knew it. So that was that's it. It was what
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: it was. I learned a lot, right. I didn't learn
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: what to do. I learned what not to do.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: And With that, we're at the creepy cabin once again.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Why don't we we gotta hit the rope bro. Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: it's not to hit the roape.
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: We gotta get you to ESPN and we gotta step
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: in stop in pet pets.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Or some pizza. So, I don't know, Joey, take it away.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Let's you got.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Away.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: We're done for now Here we go CAUs nice.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: Cause of Rooty trying to keep this baseline steady.
• 43:14
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