Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Gina's West Valley Movie Issues and Adventures from May 14th, 2026
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now, I'm fairly certain you didn't do this yesterday, But
- 0:02Speaker 1: if I had been here, I would have insisted that
- 0:05Speaker 1: the opening number be danger Zone because it's the fortieth
- 0:13Speaker 1: anniversary of Top Gun was yesterday?
- 0:16Speaker 2: Really?
- 0:17Speaker 1: Now, you remember I went to Florida when my Navy
- 0:22Speaker 1: son Festus was there when they released the new Top
- 0:25Speaker 1: Gun back in twenty twenty two. I flew all the
- 0:27Speaker 1: way to Florida to go to a movie because.
- 0:31Speaker 3: I love Top Gun. You do, and my kids in
- 0:34Speaker 3: the Navy, so it all fits.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you love top Troup. I didn't know that.
- 0:38Speaker 1: So when I heard that they were doing this fortieth
- 0:41Speaker 1: anniversary re release of the original Top Gun.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Original, you didn't decide to do something predictable, did you.
- 0:49Speaker 1: I was excited because what they announced was they were
- 0:52Speaker 1: going to do a.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Double feature and show back to back.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Oh, the first one and then the new one that
- 0:58Speaker 1: came out in twenty twenty two. So since I can't
- 1:01Speaker 1: go to the movies with my son, daddy. Gary was
- 1:05Speaker 1: also in the Navy. Oh yeah, and he uh, he
- 1:12Speaker 1: was a conscientious objector, that's all. No, No, he was
- 1:18Speaker 1: a he filed for conscientious objector status, but he was
- 1:22Speaker 1: in the Navy for a time until he said this
- 1:24Speaker 1: is dumb.
- 1:24Speaker 3: I don't want to do this anymore. But I said,
- 1:29Speaker 3: will you go with me.
- 1:30Speaker 1: To this this top and he's like, absolutely, I'll go
- 1:33Speaker 1: with you. And I told Festus we were going and
- 1:35Speaker 1: he's like, okay, I want you to take a picture
- 1:37Speaker 1: of you guys there, and of course I will do that.
- 1:40Speaker 1: So I told Daddy Gary, I bought tickets. I'll come
- 1:44Speaker 1: pick you up.
- 1:44Speaker 2: What could go wrong?
- 1:46Speaker 3: What could go How do you know something went wrong?
- 1:49Speaker 2: Because something did, I'm sure of it. You have not
- 1:52Speaker 2: told the story yet. But but before we went to
- 1:55Speaker 2: break and you you said it's a story and something
- 1:59Speaker 2: went wrong.
- 1:59Speaker 3: So I bought the tickets online.
- 2:03Speaker 2: You went with Richard Gear, Yeah, I did.
- 2:05Speaker 1: There's a picture of me and Richard Gear at the
- 2:07Speaker 1: at the movie last night X ninety six dot com
- 2:10Speaker 1: slash Live.
- 2:11Speaker 3: Uh.
- 2:12Speaker 1: So I bought the tickets online. I said, Daddy Gary,
- 2:15Speaker 1: I'll come pick you up. But it's and part of
- 2:18Speaker 1: the showing of this is that they they've reformatted it
- 2:21Speaker 1: for imax. Okay, So I'm looking for the closest imax
- 2:27Speaker 1: And the closest imax was in West Valley, which I
- 2:31Speaker 1: have never been to that theater. I've been to Well, yes.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it's out that way.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Apparently there are two theaters out that way. Yeah yeah,
- 2:44Speaker 1: So uh look, I got the tickets.
- 2:46Speaker 3: I go pick him up.
- 2:47Speaker 1: We head out to West Valley, get to the theater,
- 2:50Speaker 1: go inside. I buy popcorn, He buys popcorn. We got
- 2:53Speaker 1: a drink. We're walking up to the ticket counter. I
- 2:56Speaker 1: show my phone.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Did you make him buy your own popcorn?
- 2:58Speaker 1: No?
- 2:59Speaker 3: I bought his popcorn. This was all my treat.
- 3:01Speaker 1: And I show my phone and the clerk said, uh,
- 3:07Speaker 1: these are for the megaplex.
- 3:09Speaker 3: This isn't This isn't the megaplex. This isn't the megaplex.
- 3:14Speaker 3: Oh man, well where's that?
- 3:19Speaker 1: He said?
- 3:19Speaker 3: At the Valley Fair Mall.
- 3:20Speaker 1: And this is how often I'm in West Valley.
- 3:24Speaker 3: The Valley fair Mall. I don't know wh what's the
- 3:26Speaker 3: Valley Fair I don't know.
- 3:27Speaker 1: So I got to get on and map myself to
- 3:29Speaker 1: the Valley Fair Mall because I can't just drive there.
- 3:32Speaker 3: But we've already bought the popcorn in the drink.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Take it with you, So you take it with you.
- 3:36Speaker 3: We go inside.
- 3:37Speaker 1: We're already late, m because we had an extra twenty minutes.
- 3:42Speaker 3: We weren't planning on.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Oh you've seen it before.
- 3:45Speaker 3: We walk in, but the beginning some of the best part.
- 3:48Speaker 3: You walk in and and the.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Ta no, no, okay. Course.
- 3:53Speaker 1: The ticket taker at the megaplex we had the popcorn
- 3:57Speaker 1: and she said, oh, you can't bring that in here.
- 4:00Speaker 3: Here, And I said, that's different. I said, look, I
- 4:03Speaker 3: didn't bring it from home.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Obviously it has like cinema on on the bag. Well,
- 4:10Speaker 1: they don't care, and she said no, she said, they're
- 4:12Speaker 1: a competitor. And I said, I bought the tickets. I
- 4:15Speaker 1: went to the wrong theater. I bought the treats. You're
- 4:20Speaker 1: really going to make me throw these away.
- 4:22Speaker 3: And not bring them in.
- 4:24Speaker 1: She's like, I can't let you bring She's like, you
- 4:27Speaker 1: can talk to my manager. I'm like, okay, where's your man.
- 4:29Speaker 3: We're already late. Yeah, where's your manager?
- 4:32Speaker 2: What's Daddy Gary doing?
- 4:33Speaker 3: This whole time I'm handling.
- 4:38Speaker 2: It's a typical, typical time with Gina.
- 4:42Speaker 1: But but the manager is working their snack bar. There's
- 4:46Speaker 1: a line there, so I have to wait. And I
- 4:48Speaker 1: picked up a candy bar because I'm like, I will
- 4:50Speaker 1: buy something here, so I'm not just not buying treats. Here.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I picked up a candy bar and talked to the manager,
- 4:57Speaker 1: and he was actually very nice. He's like, and I
- 5:00Speaker 1: actually happens all the time. It's fine, you can take
- 5:03Speaker 1: the popcorn in.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Okay.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Finally, so we're going in, and I told Festus, I'll
- 5:08Speaker 1: take a picture of me and Daddy Gary in front
- 5:10Speaker 1: of like the top gun poster, okay, and send it
- 5:13Speaker 1: to you. But we're already late. So we walked past
- 5:16Speaker 1: the post.
- 5:17Speaker 2: You can you can't possibly do that after the movie?
- 5:19Speaker 1: Well, so I said, yeah, well we're late, we'll do
- 5:21Speaker 1: it after and we go in and watch the movie.
- 5:25Speaker 1: And I was super happy about all of that.
- 5:29Speaker 2: If I if I'd been the manager, I would have said, yeah,
- 5:31Speaker 2: you can take the popcorn in, but here, let me
- 5:33Speaker 2: dump it into one of our buckets. Oh maybe yeah.
- 5:38Speaker 3: So we watched the movie. It's great. We come out
- 5:41Speaker 3: to take the picture.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Oh don't tell me.
- 5:44Speaker 1: And it's the digital you know, print out, and the
- 5:48Speaker 1: minute we leave the theater, it just has the megaplex
- 5:52Speaker 1: logo and it says cleaning theater.
- 5:54Speaker 2: So the theater.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Yes, that's the picture I took with that, but then
- 6:03Speaker 1: this and there it was really sweet. There are a
- 6:06Speaker 1: lot of clearly old vets that were there doing the
- 6:09Speaker 1: same thing we were. You know, they've got their navy hats.
- 6:11Speaker 2: On, they've got their Cinemark popcorn buckets.
- 6:15Speaker 1: And this one guy walked by and he's like, oh,
- 6:17Speaker 1: I was going to do the same thing. I wanted
- 6:19Speaker 1: to take a picture in front of the top gun
- 6:21Speaker 1: sign and it's gone.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Now okay. A couple of questions. Okay, because they are
- 6:26Speaker 2: notorious for showing commercials and trailers before these movies start,
- 6:31Speaker 2: how much of the movie did you actually miss?
- 6:34Speaker 1: So not hardly any of it. It was thought hardly
- 6:37Speaker 1: any of it. And what I didn't realize though, and
- 6:40Speaker 1: I'm anxious.
- 6:40Speaker 3: To talk to Festus about this, like.
- 6:43Speaker 1: The opening scene where the Tom Cruise is on aircraft
- 6:48Speaker 1: carrier and.
- 6:49Speaker 2: This is a Tom Cruise movie.
- 6:52Speaker 1: And it says somewhere in the middle of the Indian
- 6:55Speaker 1: Ocean is where this aircraft, which is exactly where Festus
- 6:58Speaker 1: is now he's in the Indian Ocean.
- 7:02Speaker 2: That okay, get to shore.
- 7:04Speaker 3: And the other thing I.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Got from it from the rewatching of Tapka, I haven't
- 7:07Speaker 1: seen it, and I mean it's forty years old.
- 7:10Speaker 3: I've seen it more recently than forty years.
- 7:12Speaker 1: But but this is kind of like a Grido shot.
- 7:15Speaker 1: First thing revelation I had Carrie, so spoiler alert. So
- 7:22Speaker 1: when when the when the plane crashes and Goose dies?
- 7:25Speaker 2: Yes, what I know, it's thanks a lot. I was
- 7:29Speaker 2: going to see it for the first time.
- 7:31Speaker 3: It's totally Iceman's fault. It is not Maverick's fault that
- 7:35Speaker 3: that happened. Oh yeah, it's Iceman's fault.
- 7:39Speaker 1: All this time, I've been blaming Maverick.
- 7:43Speaker 2: I've only seen the movie once and I knew that
- 7:45Speaker 2: it's totally Why did you blame Maverick? Why did you
- 7:50Speaker 2: blame he blames himself. Well, yeah, that's my fault that
- 7:54Speaker 2: you said, because that's the kind of guy Tom Cruise
- 7:57Speaker 2: is exactly. He wants to take the war world. Yeah's
- 8:01Speaker 2: to take the world's blame on his shoulders.
- 8:04Speaker 1: So my takeaway is double check your tickets before you.
- 8:09Speaker 2: And spend more time on the West Side.
- 8:11Speaker 3: I think, I guess is the other lesson that you
- 8:14Speaker 3: should take away from.
- 8:14Speaker 2: This The Valley Firm. It's a big place, I know,
- 8:18Speaker 2: I just I have not had Yeah, I'll be there Saturday.
- 8:21Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, the New squatters.
- 8:23Speaker 3: So this is the other thing I was going to
- 8:24Speaker 3: tell you. I drove right by that. It's really cool.
- 8:27Speaker 2: Squatters. Yeah, they've had there's been a squatters there for
- 8:31Speaker 2: some time. Yeah, but there's now now there's a bar.
- 8:34Speaker 1: It's a beautiful, beautiful building there all right right of
- 8:37Speaker 1: the valley Firm track southbound I fifteen stopped as far
- 8:42Speaker 1: north as Hillfield Road, Stay off southbound I fifteen. That
- 8:46Speaker 1: came to us a couple of minutes ago from a
- 8:50Speaker 1: friend of the program. Thank you for sending that in.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Let me see if I have anything else to tell you.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Looks like crash eastbound Sr tool and bang itter left
- 8:59Speaker 1: shoulder effect. Did there crash southbound I fifteen second south
- 9:02Speaker 1: in London? Disabled vehicle southbound I fifteen twenty six south
- 9:08Speaker 1: woods Cross and please let us know three three nine
- 9:13Speaker 1: eight six.
- 9:14Speaker 2: Let me let me just make a prediction here, Gina,
- 9:16Speaker 2: before we go to break. The next time that you
- 9:19Speaker 2: ask Daddy Gary if he wants to go out on
- 9:22Speaker 2: a date sort of thing with you like this or
- 9:24Speaker 2: special occasions, he's gonna say, no, I really don't. I
- 9:27Speaker 2: don't really want to. It's okay, No, that's okay. Let's
- 9:29Speaker 2: just do something here at home,