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Ronald Gladden From the Block (and Jury Duty) · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: I keep forgetting that we're doing video. And then I
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: watched these video clips back and I laugh at them
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: because they're funny. But then my vanity kicks in and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, fucking clean yourself up for these videos.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? That's because you're a single man. Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe my clips.
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  Speaker 1: Talking you're talking Brian Bobgartner and looking like shit.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's because you want the freaking ladies to be
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  Speaker 2: like Yo, you see how handsome.
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  Speaker 1: No Maach was. It's reeling about ladies. It's just about
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  Speaker 1: like my own.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: We just did nine thousand of these episodes with no
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  Speaker 1: one looking. Now, I'm like, look at my fit and
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  Speaker 1: I watch all these podcasters. I told you they have
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  Speaker 1: like the great lighting and everything. I want better lighting.
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  Speaker 2: Damn all right, So look, if you want to we
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  Speaker 2: got to step up. We'd have to step up to
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  Speaker 2: another level, and that means going into a studio.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're not doing that. I'm just saying I feel
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  Speaker 1: like Dannel with his connections. I mean I have connections too,
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  Speaker 1: but I'd rather use iheart's money. Could could send someone
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  Speaker 1: over who would do a better lighting setup than I have.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I get a drop. No one needs to look
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  Speaker 1: at my fucking dirty ass couch. I could get a
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  Speaker 1: nice little drop, bro, Do you get Brodie? You is
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  Speaker 1: always fire. You need to shut the fuck up. The
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  Speaker 1: coloratura enough.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, listen to this. Your sweatshirt matches, the background, matches
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  Speaker 2: the outside, So please stop with the bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say one more thing?
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  Speaker 2: Since I've known you, this is ridiculous. Ahead, your wallpaper
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  Speaker 2: is fly and you sit here and you complain about
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  Speaker 2: how bad Uh the backdrop is bad. I don't like
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  Speaker 2: the way I look. You're a handsome fucking dude, Heather
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  Speaker 2: Graham on this podcast. Do I need to remind everybody
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  Speaker 2: to you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Zach, come on, you know you're a good looking guy,
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  Speaker 2: don't you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: She did? I need that for the sound machine. Daniel,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I pulled. I just think that the colored
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  Speaker 1: the colored temperature is a bit off. See, I could
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  Speaker 1: warm my skin up a little, Daniel, with some I
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  Speaker 1: could just change the kelvin uhca on the lamps, temperature
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  Speaker 1: on the lamp.
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  Speaker 2: You are Vanity bro. If this way, if we were
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  Speaker 2: the Smurfs, you would.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't Vanity smurf? Very effeminate? I don't think that would
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  Speaker 1: fly these days.
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  Speaker 2: M vanity and effeminate?
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  Speaker 1: Was he wasn't?
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  Speaker 3: He was?
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  Speaker 1: He was his name Vanity.
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  Speaker 2: Smurfe, and he just liked to look in the mirror
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was also very effeminate, I believe, Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Do you recall before the time, Daniel, can you look up?
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  Speaker 1: Was Vanity Smurf effeminate and gauge coated? As your friend said,
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  Speaker 1: you could?
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  Speaker 4: You could say that because Vanity Smurf wore a flower
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  Speaker 4: in their hat, a pink stiller, which I think did.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you use then you used they them for Vanity Smurf, Danel.
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  Speaker 4: You said, I don't know how the Smurfs identify.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's and then there's a smurf veet.
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  Speaker 4: There well Smurf that was created by gargamele, So we
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  Speaker 4: don't know if Smurf, we don't know if Smurfet was
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  Speaker 4: like officially.
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  Speaker 2: Well later on, but later on? What do you mean
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  Speaker 2: that were girls?
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  Speaker 1: I assume that Papa Smurf and what's her name, Girly
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  Speaker 1: Smurf smurffet. I think that they I assumed that they
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  Speaker 1: fucked and made all the Smurfs.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what No, no, no, no, no, No, the
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  Speaker 2: Smurfs existed before Smurfed. Gargamel was trying to infiltrate the
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  Speaker 2: Smurf village, right, and he created Smurfet.
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  Speaker 1: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: And she used to have black hair and she was
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  Speaker 2: talking like this, and it was like hi, hi everybody.
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  Speaker 2: And when she when she transformed into smurf Fet, it
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  Speaker 2: was because she experienced the love and what it meant
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  Speaker 2: to be a Smurf, and Gargamel no longer had an
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  Speaker 2: ally in this Smurf that he created.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I never do that, Laura, I missed all that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a pretty interesting episode. Everybody. Everybody was trying
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  Speaker 2: to smash.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone took their shot. Everyone shot their shot.
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  Speaker 2: Manly smur was that his name? Who was the one
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  Speaker 2: with the freaking hammer?
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  Speaker 3: Was it?
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  Speaker 2: Manly Smurf? What was his name? Handy Smurf. He was
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  Speaker 2: the one that it seemed like was getting it.
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  Speaker 1: I used to collect those little figurines, did you, Donald?
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  Speaker 2: No? I did not.
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  Speaker 1: We're of a certain age where the you know, you
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  Speaker 1: would collect the figurines for all the Smurfs.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I loved I loved.
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  Speaker 1: Have to go on eBay and get me some Smurf.
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  Speaker 2: I loved me some Smurfs. Yeah, and I loved the lore,
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  Speaker 2: especially when Johann and Pee Wee joined the fray. But no,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that means.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know who Johann and Pee we are and
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  Speaker 2: you not. Yell.
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  Speaker 1: I was over served as migeon last night, and I
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  Speaker 1: need you to bring down your volume.
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  Speaker 2: Okaylus too. I worked out this morning, did you no?
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  Speaker 1: Because I was overserved last night by myself. I barely
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  Speaker 1: drink anymore, so when I have too many glasses of
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  Speaker 1: wine it hurts hashtag forty nine been there hashtag thirty five. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know when like when you barely, when you stop
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  Speaker 1: drinking for the most part, then your tolerance is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: So then when you have a handful of glasses of wine,
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  Speaker 1: you wake up like, oh, why you know?
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  Speaker 2: I had my annual and this was a time physical. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I was sweating it hard, but the physical came
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  Speaker 2: back so good that I'm like, I think he's lying
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  Speaker 2: to me, babe. There's no way. There's no fucking way.
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  Speaker 1: That's called a very neurotic person who gets there deep,
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  Speaker 1: He gets there, gets their physical results, and it's like
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  Speaker 1: he's lying.
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  Speaker 2: He's definitely lying.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way would why would he want to lie.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's lying, but just that it was
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  Speaker 2: just I was. I was shocked anyway, the conversation, uh was,
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  Speaker 2: what were we just talking about?
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  Speaker 1: And when you're physical? But we were talking about how
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  Speaker 1: they tie together drinking being overserved, right I was.
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  Speaker 2: I said to him, you know, I think my kidneys
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  Speaker 2: are really you know, they're done because when I drink,
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  Speaker 2: my back hurts. He goes, that's dehydration, dude. I go, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you understand. When I drink and I
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  Speaker 2: wake up the next morning, like I have a real
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  Speaker 2: back pain, like it's like fucking back pain. He's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that s dehydration. But well, I felt really stupid at
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: that point because I had diagnosed myself with like you
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  Speaker 2: diagnosed yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You told me in Vegas, You're like, I got bad kidneys.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. You made me sound like Harrison Ford too,
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  Speaker 2: though I got bad kidneys. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Donald didn't watch it, but Shrinking season two
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  Speaker 1: is live, and not only that, this morning they dropped
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  Speaker 1: the fucking secret knowledge that I already knew. Shrinking season three.
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  Speaker 2: Picked up awesome, this is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: But show's on fire. It's so good, amazing, wow, So
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  Speaker 1: watch it everybody, It's really good.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice to see Christa out and about promoting
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  Speaker 2: her show.
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  Speaker 1: Christ is so good in the show and she's doing
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  Speaker 1: all sorts of good promotion. She walking now too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know she's talking shit now to look at us,
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  Speaker 2: all these people talking ship. She was all watched What
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  Speaker 2: Happens Live talking about Yeah, I think there's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a Scrubs reboot. I'm pretty sure of it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I said to her. I was being interviewed about
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  Speaker 1: the Garden State charity concert benefit we're doing, and the
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  Speaker 1: reporter goes, what is the deal with the Scrubs reboot?
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  Speaker 1: And I go, The thing is that Bill is promoting
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  Speaker 1: so many things, and each time he gets on a
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  Speaker 1: press line he am, he ratchets it up more. He's
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  Speaker 1: left himself nowhere else to go.
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  Speaker 2: It has to happen now, It kind of has to happen. Now, man,
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  Speaker 2: he talks so much shit, and now christ is jumping
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  Speaker 2: in there and she's talking shit like I'm just saying, man, like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: oh go go.
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  Speaker 1: I think everyone who's a Scrubs fan and this is
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  Speaker 1: obviously a Scrubs rewatch podcast should start being confident and
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  Speaker 1: titillated that something's gonna happen. I'm titillated.
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  Speaker 2: I'm titillated too. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I am. I am totally titillated.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you are.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell I can tell you are too.
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  Speaker 1: You look good.
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  Speaker 2: I was just listen, man, I was looking at right now.
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  Speaker 2: I was looking at you, and I was like, Yo,
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  Speaker 2: he's talking about how bad he looks.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you're looking. Listen this riverside has you
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  Speaker 1: come through? Pixelated? I like it better.
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  Speaker 2: I like you pixelated, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I think we need to leave the car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joel, you look good to hold up? Hold up, Daniel,
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  Speaker 2: it could be a foursome. WHOA. I need to get
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  Speaker 2: shout outs real quick, yo, shout out Side Show, Side
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  Speaker 2: Show Collectibles, Andy, Side Show. Oh my god, you came
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  Speaker 2: through big time. Yo. I went and did a tour
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  Speaker 2: at Side Show, and I got to see all of
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  Speaker 2: the secret stuff, things that a lot of you people
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  Speaker 2: out there don't get to see, all you collectors out there,
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  Speaker 2: I saw old stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, let me explain what they not everyone
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  Speaker 1: knows what Side Show collectibles is Donalds. You're speaking group.
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  Speaker 2: Side Show Collectibles is a toy company that started, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Maybe I'm going to say thirty years ago,
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  Speaker 2: and it started really small. And what it is is
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  Speaker 2: people who care about the way toys look. So the
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  Speaker 2: face molds and the hands and the clothing, it's all
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  Speaker 2: top notch. And the posings that you can do with
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  Speaker 2: these toys. They don't only have Star Wars, but they
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  Speaker 2: have like they have Marvel, they have DC, they have
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  Speaker 2: monsters like they're doing a spectacular event right now over there.
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  Speaker 2: It's anyway. I got to go and check out all
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  Speaker 2: of their stuff, and you know how huge of a
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  Speaker 2: Star Wars fan I am. And Andy over at Side
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  Speaker 2: Show was saying, you'll come through, come through, and I
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  Speaker 2: would put it off because I knew if I went there,
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  Speaker 2: I'd just be jealous of all of the toys. Let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you something, it's the best museum I've ever
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  Speaker 2: walked into in my life. It had everything. Everything that
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: I ever wanted to see in a toy version, it
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  Speaker 2: was there. I didn't I can't give a lot of
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: stuff away because they made me sign an NDA. But
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  Speaker 2: there's so many really cool things coming out from side
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  Speaker 2: show and if you're a toy collector like I am,
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  Speaker 2: get your wallets. Read.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's one of your shots. You said you had
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  Speaker 1: multiple shouts, so there are another shout out.
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  Speaker 2: There is another shout out.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Don't worry, audience, we'll cut all this out.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Don't give me
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  Speaker 1: that fucking cold stare.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember when Sarah would when when when we
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: were shooting scrubs and they'd be like, all right, going
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: in tighter for a close up on Sarah, And I'd
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: be like, we'll never use it. Here we go, never
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: use it, here we go. She she loved that joke.
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  Speaker 2: I want to shout out all of my all of
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  Speaker 2: these collaborators on my stop motion animation stuff. It's really
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: starting to come along right now.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that new video you sent? What was that level up?
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Something got leveled up that slide? What do you mean
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: you just sent me in the group chat? You send
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: a video today and something looked leveled up? What was that?
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: What was that? So it's lit? I want to shout
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  Speaker 2: out elder Son.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, someone helps you come and learn to lot he.
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  Speaker 2: Came to the house and he helped me light the set.
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  Speaker 2: I want to shout out, I mean, this is all
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  Speaker 2: a process and I'm now beginning. I'm now beginning filming
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  Speaker 2: something that I had planned to film that I've been
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  Speaker 2: planning the film for a very long time, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing it myself with the help of Justin rash Over
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  Speaker 2: at a stunt Puppet Pictures. He's he's my mentor, and
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  Speaker 2: also with Stupid Buddy Studios who have been, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: really supportive of me, and Ardman believe it or not,
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  Speaker 2: who have been really supportive of me. And it's just
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  Speaker 2: really awesome. So I want to shout out the whole
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  Speaker 2: stop motion.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of shout outs. We're getting so many
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: shout outs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just very appreciative, you know what I mean. Like
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: you get a physical, you turn fifty, the a lot
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  Speaker 2: of things you can't take it for granted. Now, granted
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  Speaker 2: I paid a lot, a pretty penny for a lot
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  Speaker 2: of it, for all of it, but you know, with
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  Speaker 2: that came a lot of support.
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  Speaker 1: And when are you going to switch over to the
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  Speaker 1: puppets that I bought you and stop using that one?
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  Speaker 2: So Julian Clark, who is making the puppets. He was
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  Speaker 2: almost finished.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the mouths you needed. You said you needed
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  Speaker 1: it because I have big lips. You needed special lips.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I want your kisses to be I do have
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  Speaker 2: a big lip to me, yes, But I think the
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  Speaker 2: audience would like it.
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  Speaker 1: If you made a JD and Turk puppet eagling each other.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, I mean maybe
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  Speaker 2: we'll show up in this project too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when I was building your puppet or ordering
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  Speaker 1: your puppet, I didn't know whether to add the mole
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  Speaker 1: or not. I didn't know how you'd feel if the
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: puppet should have a mole or not it should. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to add it with.
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  Speaker 2: A sharpie, because I know because you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. I sat there and I and
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  Speaker 1: I and I thought. I pontificated, will he want the
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  Speaker 1: mole on the puppet or not?
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  Speaker 2: For sure?
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  Speaker 1: So I think you could just take a little thin
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  Speaker 1: sharpie and give it a little duke.
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  Speaker 2: You might be right.
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  Speaker 1: It won't be three D. Joelle, how are you you're
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  Speaker 1: you're you're looking pensive. What's going on in your life?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? I was telling all before you guys got on
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  Speaker 5: I in addition to working many hours on a computer
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  Speaker 5: and phone, my hobby lately has been playing the SIMS.
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  Speaker 5: And the other day you told us many hours at
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  Speaker 5: night without the lights on and I strained my eye
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  Speaker 5: pretty badly.
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  Speaker 2: Injury I do, I do? This is a rare injury. People,
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  Speaker 2: you don't hear about this injury.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, this is you know. There isn't enough attention
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  Speaker 1: paid to SIMS for injuries.
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  Speaker 2: You need to really put a light on it.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to. I would like to do another
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: charity benefit for people who suffer from SIMS for injuries. Joelle,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: did you take my advice? Did you take my advice
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: and get a hot tub and put in the living room?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I did? It was cool.
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  Speaker 5: I should Actually one day I'll upload some of my builds.
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  Speaker 5: I have entire house that's in a pool essentially, so
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  Speaker 5: like the dining table is set in the pool, and
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  Speaker 5: there's a hot tub in there. I don't know if
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  Speaker 5: it's in the living room.
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  Speaker 1: I guess maybe maybe that's what I'll do today. All
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  Speaker 1: start well, I all I know is the one thing
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  Speaker 1: I remember is that the hot tub really solved a
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  Speaker 1: lot of problems because you get your rest, you get
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: your bathing, you get your friends coming over.
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  Speaker 2: You know who else really appreciated a hot tub? Remember
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: that show Blind Date. They appreciated a hot tub on
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: that show Blind Blind. D Roger Lodge hosted it, and
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: it was about, you know, you'd go on a blind
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: date with someone and sometimes they you'd get to go
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  Speaker 2: to like a hot tub resort.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, was this the one where your friends were
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  Speaker 1: in the van?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean, No, your friends aren't. Your
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: friends aren't watching the date. You're on the date on
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  Speaker 2: your own. I think.
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  Speaker 1: Show back in the day where like your friends were
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  Speaker 1: in the van watching or no, maybe it was the
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: other people were watching. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think I know what you're talking about. It
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  Speaker 4: was like and maybe maybe the day and three of
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: your friends are in the van like watching it happen.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, Yeah, Room Raiders, Room Rateed.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that one too, a classic. That was the
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  Speaker 2: disgustingest show ever. The girl, Yeah, that's how I said it.
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  Speaker 2: The girl would get to go into the boys room
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  Speaker 2: with a fucking black light.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so groul.
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  Speaker 2: And that was and that was like the premise of
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: the show. They'd have a great date and then she'd
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: be like, now let me check out his room.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: This sense but it's obviously so staged.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I mean like, yeah, no, there was a lot of
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: winking going on on that show, boy, Like it was
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: just all over the place. In every episode there was
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: a it was like, not him.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Too, what do they expect? I mean everyone's doing that.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: What they would have the guy going with the black
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: light and the girl's room would be nothing.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I want to recommend a movie to everybody. Sorry, can't
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: change topics off of finding seamen with a black light.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Strange Darling. You guys heard of this movie Strange Darlings
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: or Darling, let me check Strange Strange Darling. I highly
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: recommend to you. A friend of mine said, watch this,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: and it's incredible. It's very violent, I want to warn
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: anyone who's averse to that, but really really good screenplay
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: and interestingly fascinatingly shot by Giovanni Rabisi, who is getting
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: into cinematography. I knew that Giovanni Robec was getting into cinematography.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I had heard that we have some mutual friends, and
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I know him a little bit. But I'm watching this
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: movie and not only it's so good. It's an indie
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: and it's very contained, but it's so well acted. I'm
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: thinking to myself, Wow, this is so well shot. And
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: then the credits come up and it's like shot by
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Giovanna Rabisi. It made me think of me like that.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: It made me think of you Donald. How like an
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: actor takes on an art form it's not the thing
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: they're known for, and like gets really good at it
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: and like what you're doing that? And Giovanni, who's like
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: such an incredible actor, gets so into cinematography that he
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: shot this fucking incredibly beautiful movie.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: He found a way to make it go pro. Yo,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: that's a that's an amazing feat.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Congratulations to him, Man, well done.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so check out the movie again. It is it
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: is uh, it's it has humor in it, but it's
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: very violent and performances. There's this actress frand I got
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: to look up her name. She was so incredible something, Joel,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: will you look it up for me because I don't
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: want to go deep my phone. Strange Darling the female
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: lead she I guess someone said she was, but yeah,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Willa Fitzgerald. I personally have never seen her before, but man,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: she a fucking incredible actress Reacher. Someone told me she
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: was on Reacher. I never Yeah, So I was excited
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: for an actress who who I know works. I don't
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: mean to say she doesn't work. But I had a
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: lead in this movie that is like such a difficult
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: part and she when yeah, no, she did. So we
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: have an exciting guest. You guys, you know, I was
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: so fascinated with the show Jerry Duty, like so many
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: of you. I I remember when I was watching it going,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I have so many questions for this guy. I know
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: James Marsden a little bit, so he gave me a
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: little bit of tea. But we have Ronald Gladden, who
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: was the fella that they did this whole show too.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: On the show, Speak and ask him all the questions.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Stories that show we made about a bunch of talks
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: and nurses.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: He's the stories. So yeaha rab here, yeah here.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Yo, Well hello.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Hello, there he is.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: There is high quality. His camera is zach pixel for you.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: No, he's pixel free on my end. Ronald, Welcome to
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: the show. Welcome to the show. I'm obsessed with you.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: When I was watching the show, I had so many questions.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: When I was watching this show and I know Marsden
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: a little bit, so I was texting him, but he
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: was being very cryptic and not giving me all the tea.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm just so glad to finally meet you because
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I found the story just so incredibly unique.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you guys for having me on here, first
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: of all, and it's amazing to know that you even
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: know who I am, Like anytime that I get to
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: meet and interact with people that I've seen on my
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: TV since I was a middle schooler and a high schooler.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And making it sound old, Ronald, you're making it sound old.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I'm saying that you guys are seasoned vets, all right,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: and I'm honored to be here. Great to meet you guys.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I just want to say the obvious thing that every
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: person who saw this in the world thought you were
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the kindest, most patient human being ever. And I mean,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: was this have you always been? Before we get into
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: the nitty gritty, because I know Donald and I got
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: lots of questions, have you always been like this? Would
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: your friends and family say that like you are a
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: very patient, kind, generous human being.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm honestly really glad that that's how you
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: open this up. Because something that I've always tried to
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: emphasize is that I have always been kind, but I
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: haven't always been like this, Like I've worked really hard
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: to become the person that I am today. Like I mean,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: in my younger years, if they would have cast for
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: jury duty when I was twenty three, twenty four to
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: twenty five, I can guarantee I would not have been chosen.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I was a little bit of an asshole, you know,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: like I lived in a much more selfish lifestyle, Like
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I didn't think about other people and how my actions
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: were going to affect them. And so I don't know,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: something happened when I turned twenty five and I just
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: kind of grew up. I mean everything else just felt
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: like I was living a very childish life. And so
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I really worked hard to become the person and that
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: everybody saw on Jerry Duty. So no, I would say I.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Have not always been like this well done, because I
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: would have lost my ship. Several times. I would have
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: been I would have requested, please, I don't this is crazy.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Everything that's I would have been like, this is bizarro world. Yo.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: You guys are all nuts. But here's the one thing.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: When I saw Kurt Fox, that's the that's where, because
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I know I would have been like, hey, wait a second,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I know that guy. Oh, Kurt and I did a
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: fucking we did a prank show with the same people
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: who created punk back in the day, and that's how
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I met him. And so when I saw him on
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: the show, I was like, wait a second, you got
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: a lot of people. Clearly nobody watched the show that
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I was on, first of all, right, and I was like,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: that guy right there is a professional and he's really
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: good at freaking pranking people.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, So let's just go back to the very beginning.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: How did you how did you how did this come
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: into your life? I mean, I know I read that
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: you were looking for some work on Craigslist, like some
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: part time work.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So what had happened was I moved to San
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Diego in twenty nineteen, and I've been in construction since
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I was seventeen, and so I didn't necessarily switch industries,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: but I was brand new to the solar world in general,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: so I kind of threw myself into that. I was
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: a contractor, an independent contractor, doing just solar work for years,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: and I mean I'm talking twelve fifteen hour days. Like
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I was like really grinding trying to make it work.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: But I just burnt myself out, essentially, And so one
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: day I talked to my business partner, we reevaluated kind
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: of what we wanted to do with our lives. We
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: shut down shop, and then I was essentially just kind
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: of looking for the next gig. And so I didn't
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: have search preferences. I was just looking for just anything
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: and everything, because, like I said, just was burnt out.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I came across this in my mind, this was a
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: great way for me to get paid, to have an
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: experience I'd never had, and then in my free time
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I could still job search, not knowing they were going
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: to take away.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: So what did I say? Sorry to interrupt you, but
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: what did it say in the in the ad? Because
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, was there any question in your mind, like
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: we are they allowed to make a documentary about a jury?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Like I think I would have I would have said, like,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: well that sounds interesting, but like how are you legally
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: allowed to make a documentary about a jury?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: So I definitely had questions like that. But man, the
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: preparation for this show years literal years in the making,
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: and so the way that they described it to me
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: was that this was the judge's last case of his
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: like thirty eight year trial and that was the only
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: reason he was allowing them to do it. They had
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: tried before, they had never gotten access. But this judge
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: was like, you know what, this is going to be
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: my swan song if you will.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: And so I met you meant career, you said trial
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: his thirty eight year old career.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Career.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, career, And so that's that's they presented it where
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: they were going to do a special dock on this
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: on this judge really more of like.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: The jury process, but it was more of like since
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the judge was like, hay as my last hurrah, I'll allow.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: This nice and anybody could be picked for the Like
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: how did they you know? Any You're all just picked.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: We've already got the jury. He's allowed these people to
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: come in.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Not necessarily, so you did have to go through the
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: jury selection process. So there were some people that I
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: was told that were there because they had signed up
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: for the same thing that I did, and then other
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: people were just summoned. So that's why everyone's like, I
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: don't want to be here. How do I get out
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: of here? Because those were like the people who were summoned.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Man, Now okay, So, as I recall, you get into
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the you're in the waiting room and the first and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you recognize Marsden and you really and you're really keeeked out,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and and then then you you you you said something
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: to him about like, what was the thing that we
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: said about Sonic? I forgot.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Look, I mean, like I told him, didn't you.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Kind of diss him about Sonic?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I told him very honestly the reviews that I had heard,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: and then it was kind of a shit movie, you.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Know, well for movies later and Jim Carrey and everything.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Look, I did until my foot in my mouth, I
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: admitted it. I watched it. It was a great movie.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I've seen the other one.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: It's so funny now, I these people that they cast
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: were so funny and and and it's all I mean.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I watched the ending episode where they showed how they
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: did it, so it was all improvised, but they did
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: have sort of a rough sketch of what was going
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to happen by when is that correct?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Essentially, the way that they told me was that they
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: kind of had like a skeleton script where you had
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: your main beast that you had to hit, and then
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: whatever else happened in between, you just got to think
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: on your.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Feet and okay, so then Marsden, you go in the trout. Marsden.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: They have this story point where the popa Rugby are
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: stalking Marsden and so they're gonna need to sequester the jury. Now,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you guys are down for this.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I mean and they and then
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: in hindsight, they very cleverly said, we're we're gonna separate
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: you and Marsden because he's Marsden has a special marshal
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: that's gonna go home with him, and he's so bad
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: shit crazy. But but that this enabled them to only
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: have to pay and shoot and put up a couple
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: people around you, right, correct.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: And I will say that's probably actually the only time
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: that I got mad was like, because I knew that
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: it was Marsden's fault and he like they made it
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: very like nothing that they did was subtle. They made
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: it very obvious to me that he was going to
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: call the paparazzi. So I was pissed that he was
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: the reason that I got taken from my other hotels sequestered,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: and he wasn't even gonna stay with us, Like I
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: was a little bit irritated for sure.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Right now.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: You never wanted out. You never were like just fucking
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I'm done. Well.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: So the reason, one of the reasons that we did
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: the daily video diary from myself, I thought everyone else
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: was doing them too, was so that they could kind
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: of gauge like my men mental health as well too,
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: and like where I was at and how I was doing.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: And if I'm sitting here on camera saying like, oh
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: my god, I'm I just want to get out here.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I'm going to walk out of this, like they would
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: have made adjustments. So it was more to like gauge
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: how I was doing every day.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, so they took your phone everything.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I had no access to the outside world. I could
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: make phone calls if I wanted to that were being
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: monitored by, you know, a sheriff. It was just part
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: of the production group.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was So anytime you wait and
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: when anytime you made a call, they told you a
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: sheriff was on the line, and then they just had
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: someone production make sure you weren't like, I think this
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: is fake, right, well, like they.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Were in the room with me. Because they're wearing the
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: sheriffs get up. You know, it looks like they're the
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: actual deputy. They've got something in their ears to.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Believe this isn't illegal. I mean, I had this reaction,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and I said this to Marsan. Actually, I was like,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: don't you. First of all, it was amazing television, but
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: what about the scruples of doing this to someone. I mean,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I think it's I enjoyed it, and I'm glad that
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you're the kindest person in the world, but I'm kind
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: of like, this is fucked up to do to somebody.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: What was the name? I'm sorry to cut you off
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: because I got to ask this really quick.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: You don't want him to answer that you you over
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: that question?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. But it's because it's like the same
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: thing and how Jim Carrey reacted to it. What was
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: that movie Truman Show?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Truman Show?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Didn't you feel I mean like when watching that, I
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: felt like I was watching that movie like at some
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: point in your life, as Zach said, you know, how
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: did how do you how do you not say you
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: guys fucking picked on me for fucking, you know, essentially
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: a whole show and made fun of me for a
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: whole show.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Well, they didn't really make fun of him. I mean
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: he made He's made out to look like the kindest,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: coolest person in the world.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: No doubt, but in doing so they you know, I mean.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Let him go.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: No, no, I mean, honestly, both of you guys bring
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: up great points. And I'm actually really glad that you
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: brought up the Truman Show too, because the way I
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: was describing it in the beginning to people was I
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: got Truman, showed I'm Truman essentially, and then that follow
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: up question always inevitably comes, well then how did you
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: handle it? Mentally? And the way that I can separate
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: this for people is that Jim Carrey and the Truman
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Show that was his whole life thirty plus years. This
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: was three weeks of my life. And so granted that
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: may seem like, you know, a large amount of time
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: to do something, but in the grand scheme of things,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: it wasn't like a very long period. And I like
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: to think I have a pretty good sense of humor.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I pranked my siblings, my friends, relatives growing up all
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: the time, so if anything, this is just karma. So
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: that's kind of how I viewed it. Plus, it was
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: a great experience.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Let's take a break.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. That No,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: it also looked like, as I recall, it's been a
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: minute since I saw it, but it kind of looked
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: like you were having fun. Like you know, there's times
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: where I'm sure it was so fun you watching your
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: facial expressions, but it's it also looked like, you know,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I've almost been selected for jury dude a couple times,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and I'm always like, oh, please don't pick me, Please
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: don't pick me. But there's a little part of me
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: that's like, this would be kind of interesting, you know,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And was there a part of you that's like, this
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: is crazy, but it's kind of interesting, right.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: One thousand percent. Like when I agreed to do this,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: though I knew that I was going to be on camera,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: it was my first time ever being on camera outside
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: of you know, home videos we made growing up so
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I and plus I live documentaries. So to me, I
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: was like, this is a great way to have a
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: new experience. They're gonna pay me some money for it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: And then when I got sequestered, I wasn't happy about it,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: but again, it's just like, well, I'm here for an
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: experience and that's exactly what I'm getting.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I feel like if I ever got
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: on a jury. I don't really I'm always afraid because
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I almost got put on a murder trial. And I
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: was like and they were like this forever yeah, And
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I was in the room. I remember we went down
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: to you know, and we live in LA so I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: was down in the fucking when you go to the
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: LA Downtown courthouse there you go through security in the lobby.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: But if you get put on I forgot what floor
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: it is. Uh, let's say it's five, you go through
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: another round of security, because that's the fucking murder floor.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: And I went up there to for for jury selection
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: for a trial, and I walk in and it's the
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: fucking OJ room. It's the fucking thing We've seen on
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: TV a thousand times. It's that room. And I'm like, oh, no,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I can't get put on a murder trial. This is
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: gonna be no.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: It was like the room like if you've ever watched
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: like I mean, we all remember OJ, but if you
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: have ever watched like, you know this this this room
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: has been created us in so many sets because it's
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: like the murder trial room for La County or whatever.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And uh and then they were like, you know, just
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the judge is preparing everyone. He's just so you know,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: this is a murder first degree trial. This could be
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: up to, you know, four months of your life. I
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, well, I got to get out of here,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: but they didn't pick me, so I never had to.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Uh you did you purpose?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's crazy? Is anyone who's ever gone
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: for Jerry duty. You won't believe the ship that people
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: say to try and get out of.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: This duty today.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Well, so many people, I mean, it just takes so long.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: And you're rolling your eyes because you're like, there's so
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: many people. There's plenty of people obviously who have good excuses.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I have to take care of my children, or I'm
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: a soul provider, all those legitimate. Sure's lots of people
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: in LA who don't speak English fluently that they need
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: to be released because they're not going to be able
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: to be a proper jurist. But then you get to
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: the people that are like spewing bullshit and you're like, oh,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: come on, they're like, you know, the most common thing
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: is like I hate cops and I can't judge cops fairly,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: and if there's cops testifying, I won't be able to
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: listen to them, so don't pick me.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: It's like the police.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, I don't get me wrong. I'm
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: sure there's people that legit feel that way, but that
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: was like a very common thing, and I was like, oh,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: come on, come.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: On, you get an easy way out.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it worked every time because the judge would judge
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: has to be calm, and he's like, so you're saying,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously we will be having some detectives and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: some policemen testifying. Are you saying jur number five that
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: you will be unable to, uh, you know, listen to
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: them and take in their testimony with an open mind.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: And people like, hell, no, I hate cops, and they're
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: like you are dismissed.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Geez oh no, I feel like I feel like I
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: feel like the person that tries to use that in
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: the wrong situation is even funnier.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Like I know what's funny is there's that sheriff that's
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: in there, you know, like the bailiff, and he's like staring.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: At everyone, let me take numbers down.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Another one was like Another one was, you know a
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: lot of people, you know they have the right not
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to testify. Another common one and this is just anecdotal
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: from my experience. Anyone who's been through this, I'm sure
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: you have crazy stories too. But another one was people
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: being like they were like the judge were like, now,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: the defendant does not have to testify. It is not
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: he is not obligated to testify. How will you feel
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: if the defendant does not get on the stand to
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: tell his or her side of the story.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I want to hear from the defendant.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, A lot of people are like if I only
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: from the defendant, I think it's bullshit. I think he's
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: hid and shit, I will not be able to fairly
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: judge this kid.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Look that it's actually valid, Like the cop thing. Get
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: a little bit of a stretch, but that's valid. I
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: would actually stand on and die on.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: That hill, like if I mean, I think it's fair
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: to say as I as I felt. I understand the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: legal process. I understand the right not to incriminate yourself,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: but yes, if you were accused and you don't testify,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I think I would have trouble being like, well, why
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the hell not? If you're interesting, why wouldn't you get
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: up there and be like I didn't fucking do it? Yep,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: but I understand it all.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, always stripping down.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Look at that, Ronald's Yeah, we should probably segue quickly
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: to how has this affected your love life? Because you
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: are a handsome man. The world used you as an
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: example of being the kindest uh man they've ever seen.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: What were the dms? Like, ron what went down on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the dms?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: It was wild? And I will say this too was
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I was never on social media very much to begin with.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: The Actually, the only reason I even had an Instagram
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: was for like it was for business related purposes. I
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: didn't even create an Instagram until I moved to San Diego,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: and the only reason I did it was because my
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: mentor advised it. You know, He's like, look, you can
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: get a lot of business from social media and blah
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: blah blah. So having not really been on it at all,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: and then the whirlwind that my life became, I'm not
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: exaggerating when I tell you that there are tens of
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: thousands of messages that I've never even scene, like, I
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: have no interest in going back that far and looking
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: at this point, but like it all happened so fast
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: and so quickly on average, because I sat down on
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Instagram's team, I gained fifty thousand followers permanent for six months.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Wow, fifty thousand followers a month for six months.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: For six months.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Instagram called him into the office Donald, They're.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Bring him in, They said, this is our influencer program.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: What're you gonna do?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So are you doing?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: How do you? I saw that you got an Amazon deal?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: What the congratulations? That's incredible and and I'm not surprised
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: because you are so likable and charming and I and
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that they were like, let's find something for
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: you to do because people really really responded to you.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And would that be something as an actor? Would it
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: be hosting a show?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: So I was gonna say, I'm surprised you're gonna becoming
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: You're not an You're not an actor, man. You were
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: part of the biggest improvisational experiment, uh in the last
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: ten years, So what's up?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I know, but I also feel like you could be
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: a great if you if it wasn't that, I feel
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: like you'd be a good host of a show or something.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. It's a top secret or
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: can you talk about it?
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: No, you guys are right on the money there. So
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: we're exploring different shows where I'm hosting doing improv. So
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I'm really heavily leaning into that. I've auditioned for some
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: things and I am taking acting classes, but I just
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: don't think that I'm an actor. I was never passionate
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: about it then, like I'm not passionate about it now.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Improv is kind of the world I'm really leaning into.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: And a lot of the feedback I've gotten from people
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: in the improv world who watch the show was there,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: like you already lived the yes and lifestyle, so why
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: not lean into it? And I mean, I realize that
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: that's so true. So if I'm going to be an actor,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: it would be an improv actor if anything.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would encourg you moved to la
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I assume correct. Yeah, I would be taking lots of
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: improv classes because you're You're in the city where that
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: has some of the best troops in the in the world,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm just I would lean in and people are
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: going to love you because they know who you are.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: And I mean, weren't all of those cast members improv people.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I've actually been doing shows with UCB. My
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: girlfriend actually just went through the Groundlings program and now
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: she's taking ucb's program. She just did like a stand
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: up class. So like, I'm definitely entertaining these avenues and
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: it's just a matter of finding the right vehicle. We're working.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: It's too early to give concrete details because we had
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: to wait for David Bernad to finish filming White Lotus three.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Now that he's back, we're kind of working on some stuff,
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: but we're trying to kick it off.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I think I really I root for you, man. I
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: feel like I would watch that. By the way, the funniest,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: one of the funniest, hardest parts I laughed is the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: influencer woman who got on the stage. I just saw her.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Do you remember her donald She talks about how she's
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: she's she runs social media and she's an influencer, but
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: she's also a nail tech and she does social media
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: for her dog, and she had this run. I didn't
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'd never seen her before. I've since seen her in
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: an improv troupe.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: And Lisa Gilroy thank.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You Lisa Gilroy. I want to give her a shout out.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: She came in and just did one improvised monologue in
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: the in the in the witness box, and I thought
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that was one of the funniest things I saw on
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: TV the whole year and I had never seen her,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: And then since my friend brought me to see a
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: great improv troop at Largo and she was one of
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: the gals and she was fucking hilarious.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: So I was blessed enough to actually be a part
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: of what.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I should train with her. Yeah, because that's that troop
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: that she's with. Do you know their name?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Does she have the same troop because
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I met a few people, I don't know them.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: For me, I want to see if you can find
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: the name of her troop because it's got some other
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: celebrities in it. I think Rob Cordrey maybe, but she's
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: that troop. If you ever get a chance to see
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: them in LA I know they perform all over they Uh.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: because I've never really seen too much a list improv troops.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I've been to one who were like, okay, thanks, that
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound right.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: The one I did with her was Lisa Gilroy and friends.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying. I don't know if they
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: keep the same friends every time. I don't really know
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: how that works.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: No, I know this one. Rob Wriggle was in it. Joelle.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: That's a fucking deep troop right there.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm telling you. It was like the A List troop.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I mean they had they were doing like Largo Saturday
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Night at eight. It was like the key spot.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: There are a couple of troops that are like that. Like, uh,
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Philamar's troop is pretty fucking dope too.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: If I could get Donald to do yes, I think
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: it was called Dinosaur. That sounds right.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Let's take a break.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Oh my god, wait,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: we have to talk about the soaking thing because this
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: is the funniest fucking thing. Did you make it to that?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Did you see that part?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Donald? Okay?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: So so basically, ron you go by Ronald run Ronald,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ronald, Ronald, Please correct me if I if
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I if I get any this wrong. In the in
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the Mormon uh world, some people allegedly get around the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: fact that they're not supposed to be having premarital sex
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: by having someone put there. The man put his penis
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: in the vagina, but they don't move. That doesn't because
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: they're not having sex. And then they have a friend
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: jump on the bed, so they're not technically causing the movement.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Is this correct, Ronald?
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: You nailed it when it was pitched to me.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: It's called soaking real time.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: That was the first time I had heard of it too,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: and that's why I was like, I think I'm good
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: on this one, you know.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: And they ask they asked Ronald if he will facilitate
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: for them and be the jumper.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Jumper.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's what I said in a polite manner,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: but that's exactly what I said to No.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, were you at all curious? I mean, I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be the jumper either, But was there
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: a part of you that's like, wow.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Are you what would you prefer to be in this situation?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I don't want to be.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: He was.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: He was. He was asked to be the jumper, and
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I just think it be so I'm sure I would
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: have said no too, But a part of um been like, Wow,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: what a life experience these two Mormon people. Actually only
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: one is a Mormon, right, only one?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Look, I was I was happy to facilitate everything up
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: until that.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing you said no to.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I'm all about helping my buddies
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: out like whatever. I was like. But to that point,
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, I just like you guys could figure
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: it out from there, you know, like you shouldn't need
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: a third wheel in the room.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, Mormon to have oral sex before well, Ronald a
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: specialist in Mormon sex dude Joel, yea, I.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Was going to say, would you be behind the head,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: like putting back to Joel?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Can you can you look like, can you google what search?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Can you just ask what I'm gonna imagine I would imagine.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: My guess is Mormons are not allowed to have primaro sex.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: And this oral sex? But what about well, can you
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: look up whether oral sex at this stuff count?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Can you look up if but stuff counts? Please?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: My God, Yeah, these are valid questions because you can
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: off God.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to. I want to get it right.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I want to make sure we know.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: And what about butt soaking? Is that permitted.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Category? R?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I P R I p did Joel's Google? All right, wait,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: while well does the recon. The other funny thing was
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: the giant ship that Marten took in your How did
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: they get a fake ship in there?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: That one was tough. So the way they got that
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: one in there was because that was when I went
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: down to wingman initially. That's why I said, up until
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: the soakine, I was happy to help out. Yeah, I'm
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: happy to wingman for him. I wanted to see him
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: get laid. I'm not gonna lie on that one.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You want, because he was being such a good wing
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: man up until they asked him just to be the
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: jumper on the jump on that. But then he goes
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: back up to his room and can't explain to people
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: who forgot what happened.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: So when I went.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Down there to wingman for him and then you know,
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: handed him off, thought everything was finding dandy. I was
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: down there for a little bit. I go back up
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: there and James is trying to play it off like
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: he was just ping the whole time, and so I
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: walk in there and immediately the smell hits me, Like immediately,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh god, you want kind of looking
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: around and he's like yeah, man, He's like, I was
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: trying to go in there. He's like, but I couldn't really.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: There was like, you know, the toilet was like clogged,
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: and I was like, well, I know it wasn't clogged,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: but if so, I opened the door and just yeah,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: a massive ship. It's a prop obviously, but it's huge.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, it was smell.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: So what they did was they used like a stink
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: spray and the reason that it was overwhelming was because
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: James sprayed a little bit of it and then didn't
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: smell it. So he's like, well, let me spray some more.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: But it was just like a delayed thing and then
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: it all just hit it once and he's like, oh
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: my god, this.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Is it really smelled like shit.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: It was more like almost like because I'm from the
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: country to Oregon market, it almost was like like a manure,
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: like a farm animal smell that. So I was like,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: So then wait, then the plumber comes up right and
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: the handyman, and James asked you to say it was
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: your ship.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: He wanted me to take the blame because when he's like,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I don't want like TMZ to get a hold of
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: this and James and shit.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: And and to be fair, the.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Vain character that James was playing that tracks.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: That definitely tracks.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can't have bad media, you know.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: James was so fucking funny. I mean I loved everything
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: he did. He made me laugh so much. I mean,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy that he said yes to it because
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: this was such that's a low budget thing on free V.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, like I need no one knew what free
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: V was, and I just thought that I was so
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: stoked that James did it because he couldn't have. No
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: one could have done that a funnier job than he did.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Well. I was just gonna say like that added to
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: the realism of it too, because in my mind, I
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: know who James is, and I'm a big fan.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a guy except Personic, dude, except
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: for Sonic.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, But he's been doing this, you know,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: since X Men, like thirty plus years he's been in
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: the game. So in my mind, I'm like, why would
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: somebody oh yeah before X but even too. But in
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: my mind I'm thinking, like, why would somebody who has
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: such this illustrious career like drag their own name through
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: the dirt. He knew he was being filmed and he
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: was acting like a jackass. So I was like, this
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: has to just be who he is.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Uh, do you want an answer to the oral sex question?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go back to Heylan.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: It's vague but mostly forbidden before marriage. Church's at Chastity
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: says that sexual relations are only proper between a legally
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: married husband and wife. However, some say that and enjoying
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: sex within marriage is aligned with the face theology.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Right, we need the obvious. You can't you can't be
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: having sex, so you can't do but sex.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: No.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: But so I think the idea behind soaking was that
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: it was a work around because the participants who do
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: soaking say, well, we're not having sex, We're just I'm
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: soaking inside of you. And it's not my fault that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: James Marriston is jumping on the bed.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like an outside force. Imagine that you're
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: inside lady. Yeah, and there's earthquak yeah, and it just
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: it just so happens that there's movement.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what happens when the movement causes.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's an extra problem. Then the person who's
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: jumping is too good.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Slower jumps, guy blame James, Fuck you, man, you made
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: me freaking.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I was once having sex, like in back in like
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: two thousand and were my girlfriend at the time, and
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: we were having beautiful sex and all, and it was
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: really getting rigorous and uh, and all of a sudden
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: we turned to each other and we're like, wait a minute,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: and we both stopped. We're like, that's not us. It
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: was a fucking major earthquake and the whole fucking room
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: was moving. Damn. Yeah. We both jumped up and looked
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: outside the window and the pool next door was like
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: fucking swaying back and forth. It was crazy.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Why did you just ride it out?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: I was thinking too.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't need I didn't need to just soak. I
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: didn't need God to act as the jumper. We were fine.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I think God would think differently on that situation.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, God was like, y'all are fucking killing it. Let
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: me help, okay, Ju while you're looking up the other thing,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you. So in the end, they
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: give you. I thought that was really sweet the way
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: they ended it and they give First of all, Alan
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Barren hooltz is a was a real judge, correct, and
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: he's Ike Baron Holts his father. But I thought that
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Alan did a fantastic job as someone who's not a
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: trained actor.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Well, funnily enough, and I'm very glad you brought this up.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: What a lot of people don't realize is that he
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: actually did. Like Alan's career passion was to be an actor,
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: but once he had a family, because he went to
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: school for it initially, but once he had a family,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: he put his dreams to the side. He got a
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: stable career, he raised his family, and then when this
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: opportunity was presented to him, he viewed it as like
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: a hey, this is a way for me to pursue mya.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Now it reminds me of my father, because my father
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: always wanted to be an actor and he loved the
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: theater and he would be became a successful trial attorney,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: but he would do community theater as his like, as
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: his hobby. And uh so, it's funny, it's interesting. It
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: reminds me. That reminded me of my dad. I thought
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: he was beautiful and I thought his the end, the
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: way he talked to you, the thing he said about
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you is I found it very moving. And then you
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: get one hundred thousand. I mean, not only your mind
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: blown because they revealed to you what happened, but you
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: get one hundred thousand dollars, which must have been a
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: nice surprise.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: One thousand percent. And I will say to people kept
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: repeating that to me on the day of the reveal,
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: and I just so you know that money, that money's real,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: that check's gonna cash, that's that's real. But I was
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: so caught up in just trying to process like everything
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: that they were telling me that I, like the money
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: was the last thing I could focus on. It was
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: more of like you could just strip my world down
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: and I need to like build it back up.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you might earn a total shock. I mean,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: that's such a mind fuck.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Right right right away, you automatically go into what the
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: fuck did I say? What the fuck did I say?
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: What the fuck did I say?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: What did I do? What did I do?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: What did I do? What I do?
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: What I do? What it is? Okay?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: A little good? We're good. We're good, We're good, We're good.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: A hundred thousand.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Really, I think a lot of the time people responded
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: to you is just because we look there's so much
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: negativity in society. We look for kindness and I just
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: think you represented such kindness. A friend of mine told
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: me just yesterday, and I didn't know this about her,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: but that she has an extreme fear of flying and
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: she's a really bad flyer. And she told me, I
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: cannot tell you the amazing stories I've had over the
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: course of my life where something happens turbulence and I
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: reach out and I grabbed the hand of a stranger
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: next to me, And how kind they are, she said.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Invariably they hold my hand and they tell me about
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: their kids, or they distract me, or they rub my back.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: And she said, of all stripes and colors of human beings,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: and it just made me feel so warm in my heart.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: And I think that's why so many people responded to you,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: because even though this was a comedy and it was
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: a crazy thing, you really just represented such kindness.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm glad that that's like the message that people
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: took away from this too, because, you know, having lived
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: a really like selfish, just kind of like an ass
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: whole lifestyle when I was younger, like I really do
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: want to just kind of I want to be the
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: change that I would like to see in the world.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: And so that means leading by example, and so throughout
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: the course of the show, like I did what I
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: thought was right the entire time, whether the cameras were
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: around or not. Like, all I'm trying to do is
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: just be that change. And if we don't lead by example,
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, talk is cheap. We all know that. So truthfully,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: all I'm trying to do is just try to live
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: a lifestyle that's going to just promote helping other people.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: You got to give people a chance, you know, like
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: if you come into it with preconceived notions, you already lose.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Like don't like, for example, the character Todd, I found
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: out on day two or three that he was a
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: convicted felon who recently had his rights restored. Not only
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: did he stay in the same hotel as me, but
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: he was right across the door for me. He was
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: the very next room. In the three weeks I spent
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: with him, I never once asked him what his felony
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: conviction was for because I didn't care. I gave him
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: an opportunity. I talked to him. I gave him a
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: chance just to learn that who he was.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: You know, that was incredible. What about when the older
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Asian man who teaches your game, and yeah, how much?
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: How much?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: And then and how much? How much are you supposed
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: to He's supposed to uh, he's supposed to give you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: got twenty five thousand dollars.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: It was like, uh, no, I only it was that much.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I think it was only, like I shouldn't say only
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: because he owned gumball machines, so it's a lot of money.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: It was like two grand something like that. But again,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: like his story was that he owned like two gumball
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: machines and like a sticker machine, and so I was like,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: this guy's not rolling, right.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: That was so funny. He was like, he teaches them
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: the game, and it's a real game obviously, right.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, the rules made up real game.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: It's a real game. But he made up the rules.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: He made up like the gambling rules. Okay, God, he
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: kind of taught me the real thing, but there was
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: a lot that was just okay.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: So then you win and he's like, oh my god,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I owe you two thousand dollars and you were like,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I don't want your money. I don't want your money.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: He's like, no, it's my pride. I have to give
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: you the two thousand. Yeah, that guy was great. Is
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: he an impront guy too?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: He is? Yeah, he came from I believe it was
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Second City. Actually, wow.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Do you ever look back and be like, what if
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: they went different with it?
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: What if they went if what if I responded different?
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: How would they have adjusted? Do you ever think about
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: the possibilities, Like there's a whole multiverse of what could
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: have happened in just this whole three months.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I think about it all the time, honestly, still to
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: this day too. And that's why I try to emphasize,
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: like the preparation that went into this was years in
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: the making, because not only did they have like their
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: skeleton script and like here are the beats that we hit,
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: but it's like here's the beats that we hit, here's
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: a B and C if he reacts this way, this
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: way or this way, and then we just try to
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: just go with it from there.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: What an exciting thing to work on, I mean, from
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: a production of the One of the things I really
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: kind of appreciated in the finale was that they showed
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: you behind the scenes how they pulled it off. I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: thought that was really I mean, from someone who's in production.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: If you haven't seen Jerry Duty. Obviously, I can't recommend
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: it more highly.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Uh, and then the finale, seeing that you're you've been
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: sleeping under a rock. Yeah, I seen one episode.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Even though, by the way, the episodes are so short,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: they're twenty minutes long, and I wish that, you know,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I ended up wishing it was more because it's so entertaining.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It would be kind of impossible for them to pull
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: this off again, don't you think, I.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Mean, especially given the success of the show, I would agree,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: maybe give it some time and once it dies down.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was such a successful like, how do
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: you not try it again?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I know, but I think maybe you can't do jury.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: You could do like an office. You could do like
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: an office, like you've just been hired at a new job, right.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Like an intern or I don't know.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a workaround, but again, like they probably
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: really get away with it with an office. And you say,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: we're gonna it's the number one show in the world
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: right now, right, that's probably the way to go.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if you did, like, hey, you're the
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: new hire, and it couldn't be doesn't have to be
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: an office like the show the Office. It could be like,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: you know, a tire company, or it could be a
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: fucking grocery store. I don't know. There's got to be
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: another way in. But I really really enjoyed it.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure there is, but I mean, like,
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: I never would have thought they could have pulled off
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: in the first place, So I'm probably the wrong person
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: to ask for a sequel.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Well, the.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Thing I love the thing I love about the stories.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: It's one of those examples like no, no disrespect to FREEV,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: but I had never heard of FREEV. So think how
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: many fucking streamers and people passed on this show for
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: it it to end up on free V and then
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: it becomes one of the most viral shows of the year,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: and it's all anyone's talking about. And I just always
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: think that's a I love when that happens. It's like
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: no one knows anything, no one knows what's gonna work,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: and and everyone had to have passed on this for
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: it to be on FREEV and then it's all anyone's
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I got to give a huge shout out to Lauren Anderson.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: She is the one who finally picked it up because,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: like you said, David bernead told me. They shopped it
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: all around town and everybody passed on it, and Lauren
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Anderson saw the vision, She's like, I'm willing to take
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: a risk on this, so huge shout out to her
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: if we're even giving the show a chance.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: It was well done, dude, Thank you so much. I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you have a fan in me. Whatever you end up doing, well,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: please keep being you. Don't let this town fuck you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: up because you're a good soul. And whatever you end
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: up doing in any capacity, whether it's improv or hosting
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the show, whatever, I'll be there watching you.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you, and honestly, you bro guys, I'm huge fans
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: of you. Seriously, Like I don't want to date you
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: or anything, but like seriously, like the fact that I
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: watched you guys in high school on my TV and
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: I'm here right now, like this is it's sucking a
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: dream come true. It's really cool.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: You know, Zach, you said he was a nice guy.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: You said it, and then you have to stop.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: You have to stop.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: You have to stop having a a a sad when
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: people say they watched us in high school.
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: I'm fifty, Zach, stretch you wear well man action boogie
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: that don't.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Don't pull something down, man, just gonna kind of I
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: kind of did, I kind of.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: He's bending over all, right, Thanks brother, great to have you.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, guys. I appreciate you having me.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: Can I ask Ronald the question before you guys, have
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: you been called for real jury duty since you've been
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: on the show?
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: So? Funnily enough, two weeks after the finale premiered, I
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: got my first one. I got three in total, but
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: because I was doing the press store when I was
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: in New York, I was in Austin, We're at the
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: ATX Festival, I was constantly had to postpone it. And
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: then I moved to La Thank god. Have not gotten
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: one since I moved up here, but three times in
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: San Diego County after it aired well.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: When you get on a jury, finally make sure to
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: say that you think that the defendant must testify and.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: You hate cops police man.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: That's actually wild though, it's it's I believe.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: That's so common. Anyone who's anyone who's been on a jury,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: or anyone who's been through through what are they called
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: what danne, you know something like that, that's the term
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: for jury selections, knows that there are a whole lot
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: of people that come up with some pretty crazy excuses.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: And also we should say, what's your Instagram so people
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: can follow you?
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a Sonny G Underscore s D.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: What hell so?
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Because my last name is Glad horrible love, I've told you.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I'm Oh, maybe I didn't take as this, but I
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: do not like l A. I moved to San Diego
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: and I had to move up here because of the show.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Like l A is not for me.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: L A is not for most people. Dude, you don't
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: have to live here.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: I made the Instagram when I lived in San Diego.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: You know, I know, but I just want people to
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: find you, find you, And it's kind of tricky.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Semi G speller for Sonny G, like you know Sunny D,
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: but Sonny G so s u n n y G underscore.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: S D underscore s D. Good the luck finding that.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: That's like Diego.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: That's why that sounds like Donald Eason because he was
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: so high he missed type. He's so stone.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: It wasn't high. I was drunk.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, he was so drunk when creating his Instagram
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: handle that he mistyped the F and put an underscore
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: so he's Donald's underscore Ason. I was like, I feel
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: like that's something you could have rectified in the in
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: these years.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Once, once it's done, it's done, dude, thank you so much.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Literally told me that too. They're like, you should probably change.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm not touching.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: That's good for you. You want to talk about fame
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: the young he's been corrupt. I'm just kidding. What a
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: freaking nice young.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I love that guy. I want to be his friend.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I want to hang out with him. Man, he's so nice. Wow,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: he's so nice.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I would not be nice after that.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I love that he's so nice. I love that he's
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: so I love that he's so nice. He's like, I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: get the funk out of La.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: This is just not for me.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be in San Diego.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: You think he's in the clubs and stuff.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I saw him ountain about one night at samacinthe bungalows.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: He was out. Oh really, oh shit, okay he was.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, Ronald, okay, Ronald, okay, Ronald okay.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: But he was wearing those shorts. You know those shorts
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: we all used to wear. They kind of go down
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: to your shins.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, Capris.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: They weren't capris, but they were like long jams. They
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: were kind of like gems.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: You know, you all if you know what the fuck
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got Only only older people know what jams are. Donald, dude,
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  Speaker 1: remember when jams You had to had the right.
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  Speaker 2: Jams if your jams wasn't jamming.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad that so much of our audience doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know what jams are. They were, they were. They were
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  Speaker 1: a brand of short when we how old were you, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: like in our teens.
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  Speaker 2: In the early teens too, twelve thirteen, it was such
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  Speaker 2: a crazy yes, iconic nineties shorts. I didn't know they
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  Speaker 2: were all.
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  Speaker 1: You had to have the jams. You had to have
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  Speaker 1: the jams, just like if you were what year you
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  Speaker 1: had to have the Do you remember Cavalricci's You remember
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  Speaker 1: your boat?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember Cavalricci's for real?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I remember your boat.
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  Speaker 1: Calval Ricci's were a kind of pant that if you
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  Speaker 1: were in North Jersey, and especially if you were Italian
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  Speaker 1: in North Jersey, you were wearing caval Ricci's.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to Beau was from and you were wearing Can.
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  Speaker 1: I remember drunk Carnoir?
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  Speaker 3: You were.
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  Speaker 1: You went dollason yourself and drunk carnoir.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or cool water cologne. What a show. What a
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  Speaker 2: great guy, good dude. I don't know, man, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I would have been able to take it. But
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  Speaker 2: that's just me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I hate confrontation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he handled it with such great If you
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  Speaker 1: haven't watched it, I really recommend it. It's so it's
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  Speaker 1: so special. I don't really think they can recreate it.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I don't see how you could could do it again.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Well, they didn't think they could do Tiger King again.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: But here comes chimp, Sasha.
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  Speaker 1: Baron Gold done fucking alig and right and right. But
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Sasha Baron Cohen was disguising himself. I guess. I guess
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: that's kind of analogous. I don't know. Well, they couldn't
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: do Jury Duty. They couldn't. They would do a different premise,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: they could do a different premise.
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  Speaker 2: But look, there are there are people out there who
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  Speaker 2: haven't seen the show Jury Duty, and they can't do it.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Let's keep it one hundred.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: There are I miss allergy. I'm so sad that Alergie.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: You can't do his thing anymore. Those old episodes are
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: so funny. The Alig Show.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Did you like Borette?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I loved it all.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Did you like Bruno?
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  Speaker 1: I loved but the Allergy The O g Ali g
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  Speaker 1: Show where he would do all three characters, that was
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I missed.
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  Speaker 2: Thatsha you heard it here straight from buzz light near himself.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, him sitting I remember when he was Bruno. He's like,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: he was interviewing some like mega anti gay guy.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, so karate guy.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, no, no, no, this is a guy.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: This guy was just like a very anti gay Christian
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: right wing person of some sort, and he was like
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: and Bruno sits down and he goes he goes, so,
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  Speaker 1: how long have you been straight? And the guy's like,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I've never been a homosexual? Are you kidding me? I'm straight?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: And he goes, so you're telling me if Freddie Prince
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Junior walked in here on all fours, he wouldn't want
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  Speaker 1: to take a walk on the brown sid.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Every time.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I love you guys, thanks for tuning in.
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  Speaker 6: of talks and nurses and the janitor who know me?
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  Speaker 7: I said, here's the stories.
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