Latest / Scam Goddess / The Hilaria Hoax w Ira Madison III, Oscar Montoya, and Siobhan Tho (Fraud Friday)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Scam, Come.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Rob from.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Scam, Come Rob's frill?
- 0:17Speaker 4: Damn goddess, what is popping congregation?
- 0:23Speaker 3: We're back with another installment of Scam Goddess.
- 0:26Speaker 4: What if I do this every time? I get all
- 0:27Speaker 4: y'all nurse huh? I know, guys, I am. I am
- 0:31Speaker 4: three times as excited as I normally am. Right, So
- 0:35Speaker 4: you're gonna get to say that three times this episode,
- 0:37Speaker 4: so you know if you mess up the first time, cool,
- 0:39Speaker 4: the second time, all right, the third time Joe Jackson,
- 0:41Speaker 4: I'm getting the belt. Okay, so you better get it right.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Yell it at your radio. I will hear it, I
- 0:47Speaker 4: will know.
- 0:48Speaker 3: Guys.
- 0:48Speaker 4: Welcome to Scam Goddess. I should say that right. My
- 0:50Speaker 4: name is Lacy Mousley. Okay, Scam Goddess, And this is
- 0:53Speaker 4: another episode of the show. If you're new to the show,
- 0:55Speaker 4: this is a show that talks about robberies, cons, frauds,
- 0:58Speaker 4: and our favorite criminals, my favorite comedians. So let's get
- 1:02Speaker 4: to it. My first guest m guys, I'm so excited. Yes,
- 1:08Speaker 4: he is on Crooked Media's pop culture podcast.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Keep it.
- 1:12Speaker 3: You've heard of it, don't act like you haven't.
- 1:14Speaker 4: Extremely talented writer with more credits than Tyler Perry has
- 1:19Speaker 4: bad wigs and he.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Is currently writing a movie for Jennifer. Let'son, Come on now, King.
- 1:25Speaker 4: And if you watched the last season of you Honey
- 1:27Speaker 4: in here, I just have to say it all the
- 1:29Speaker 4: time because it's just the cutest cameo I've ever seen. Guys,
- 1:31Speaker 4: I have Ira Madison the third.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Come on, Hi, Hi, Hi Diva.
- 1:38Speaker 3: It's good to see you.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I'm good. It's good to be on this podcast.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Weren't we talking about Sultan's and before.
- 1:49Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he had like was in Dubai and he
- 1:51Speaker 4: like he had a good Instagram.
- 1:53Speaker 3: That was a good moment. That was a great moment
- 1:55Speaker 3: for us. We're also talked about.
- 1:57Speaker 4: Viola Davis and you know, I just want you to know, Viola.
- 2:03Speaker 2: I was I was doing my I've been standing here
- 2:07Speaker 2: with you, Troy. Or was I doing or was I
- 2:09Speaker 2: doing value to get away.
- 2:11Speaker 1: With murder my client? My client? Yes?
- 2:16Speaker 3: Wait, so you've already been on the show.
- 2:18Speaker 4: I could ask you what your relationship with scams is,
- 2:20Speaker 4: but I actually do already have like a scammy question.
- 2:22Speaker 3: That I just please tell me.
- 2:27Speaker 4: So Ira scammed for the election, Honey, he scammed for
- 2:32Speaker 4: the twenty twenty election. I just want you to Can
- 2:34Speaker 4: you please tell the listeners what happened?
- 2:38Speaker 2: Girl?
- 2:39Speaker 5: Not this? Uh?
- 2:43Speaker 2: Well, you know before the election, I was bored and
- 2:47Speaker 2: you were bored, I guess, you know, you know, just
- 2:50Speaker 2: not a lot going on in the news, you know. Uh,
- 2:53Speaker 2: I voted early. What was there to do? And I
- 2:57Speaker 2: decided to like pull a jabookie, you know, And so
- 3:00Speaker 2: I I pretended to be Amy County Barrett and then
- 3:06Speaker 2: was tweeting, like making like homophobic jokes, tweeting at Gwen Stefani,
- 3:11Speaker 2: like let me officiate your wedding, girl, and then tweeted
- 3:16Speaker 2: at Chris Pratt, see you at church this weekend. And
- 3:20Speaker 2: then I was suspended for like half a day, but
- 3:23Speaker 2: I came back Chris Chris. Chris Pratt followed. Still have
- 3:29Speaker 2: not confirmed whether or not he thought I was Amy,
- 3:32Speaker 2: or whether he thought it was funny.
- 3:34Speaker 4: That's important because if he followed Amy, then girl, I know.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Or maybe he was following me because he wanted to
- 3:40Speaker 2: keep an eye out the church the church might disappear me.
- 3:45Speaker 2: But the week later then before the election, I was
- 3:49Speaker 2: better o' rourke and made him say that he would
- 3:52Speaker 2: drop his nudes if Texas went blue.
- 3:57Speaker 4: And when I tell you, I when I saw that
- 3:59Speaker 4: tweet because I was I was verified on Twitter, and
- 4:02Speaker 4: when I saw that tweet, I was like, bido.
- 4:05Speaker 3: Then you were in the comments responding to people.
- 4:10Speaker 4: And I saw one guy point somebody was like, are
- 4:12Speaker 4: you really gonna do this? Did they ask about your
- 4:14Speaker 4: dick or something? And you were like, because I know better.
- 4:21Speaker 4: I love to sprinkle his Spanish sand, which we don't
- 4:23Speaker 4: get to the sprinkling of the Spanish in this episode.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Because we love white people who sprinkle in a little Espaniel.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Well, but just first season it look.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Okay, and so Iras fully introduced We're gonna get onto it. Guys,
- 4:37Speaker 4: what did I say? This is the second time we're
- 4:38Speaker 4: doing this. I am so excited for our guests. This
- 4:43Speaker 4: guy is a hilarious comedian. I've known him for so
- 4:45Speaker 4: many years. I adore him. He is an Afro Latino king.
- 4:48Speaker 4: He has so many podcasts. He could become your thoughts Spanish.
- 4:51Speaker 4: I keep sends inside the Disney Vault podcast That Killed
- 4:53Speaker 4: the Video Star.
- 4:54Speaker 3: And you can hear even more of his illustrious.
- 4:57Speaker 4: Lovely, velveted voice on the animated series Bless the Hearts.
- 5:00Speaker 3: On facts. Guys, we have a scarman.
- 5:04Speaker 6: Yes, put something into it, but she knows. But see
- 5:15Speaker 6: Lacey knows. She's from Texas, right, so she's you were
- 5:18Speaker 6: raised on Selena, you know?
- 5:22Speaker 4: Okay, all over this house, Oscar, How you doing?
- 5:32Speaker 1: What have you had?
- 5:33Speaker 3: Scammy things happened to you recently?
- 5:35Speaker 6: Recently? I gave up my scammy ways. I used to
- 5:38Speaker 6: be a scam artiste when I was a young child
- 5:43Speaker 6: because when I was a kid, I was very small.
- 5:45Speaker 6: I was like the smallest kid in my uh elementary school.
- 5:48Speaker 6: And I realized the quickest, the easiest way to survive
- 5:51Speaker 6: was to partner up with the biggest, baddest bullying school freak.
- 5:54Speaker 1: The exactly what I did.
- 5:55Speaker 6: And then what I started doing was I started, you know,
- 5:59Speaker 6: straight up fathering the ship out of that elementary school.
- 6:03Speaker 6: I said to the kids, I was like, if you
- 6:05Speaker 6: don't want to get beat up by Christian soulas, shout
- 6:07Speaker 6: out to Christian Solace wherever he is, you gotta give
- 6:11Speaker 6: me your coloring books. And it got to a point
- 6:13Speaker 6: where they would give me their coloring I remember I
- 6:16Speaker 6: had a Steve Stephen Silva gave me his bugs Bunny
- 6:21Speaker 6: Elmer Fudd coloring book, and I was like, I'm going
- 6:25Speaker 6: to rip up the coloring book just to show my
- 6:27Speaker 6: par and that's exactly what I did. And I told
- 6:30Speaker 6: Christian to beat him up anyway. And I was living
- 6:33Speaker 6: my m I was living my dragon queen fantasy. And
- 6:38Speaker 6: after that I realized, you know, maybe I should stop
- 6:40Speaker 6: because the power is getting to my head and it was.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Turning to sided gangster.
- 6:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, you come to me this day on
- 6:52Speaker 3: my daughters.
- 6:56Speaker 4: It was the last and also like you got with
- 6:58Speaker 4: him to avoid being bullied, and they you immediately became
- 7:01Speaker 4: the bully.
- 7:02Speaker 6: Power corrupts. The moral of the story is that power corrupt.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Don't we know it?
- 7:06Speaker 1: Oh?
- 7:06Speaker 4: Right, and we're introducing this it's the third time Joe Jackson. Guys,
- 7:10Speaker 4: if you don't get it this time, I'm hopping through
- 7:12Speaker 4: the radio like the ring like ring e shall that's
- 7:15Speaker 4: what I call her ring.
- 7:16Speaker 3: I don't know her name. Did you never say the
- 7:18Speaker 3: girl name in the ring?
- 7:22Speaker 1: Well?
- 7:22Speaker 4: Anka, all right, guys, calling all Shushwan Sauce fan boys.
- 7:34Speaker 4: I've got the hilarious queen who writes for Rick and Morning.
- 7:37Speaker 4: You've seen on their Adam Ruins everything Brod's idiots so
- 7:40Speaker 4: much more.
- 7:40Speaker 3: She's from across the pond.
- 7:43Speaker 4: For all my UK fans who are tired of me
- 7:45Speaker 4: dragging y'all, here's your revenge, guys.
- 7:49Speaker 3: We have Shavan Thompson.
- 7:51Speaker 7: Allah comissed us.
- 7:56Speaker 3: I love the accent on top of thank you.
- 8:00Speaker 7: Just try to make it as English person who has
- 8:03Speaker 7: taken one Spanish class as I could possibly do.
- 8:06Speaker 3: I adored it. So are you?
- 8:09Speaker 4: Have you ever been scammed or you have any relationship
- 8:11Speaker 4: with scams?
- 8:14Speaker 3: Been scammed?
- 8:15Speaker 7: I don't know, like light shit. I feel like I
- 8:18Speaker 7: waited tables in New York for a long time. It
- 8:20Speaker 7: was very scammy robbery. Yeah, yeah, no, you like straight
- 8:24Speaker 7: up broad people when you're a waiter in New York.
- 8:27Speaker 7: I feel like that's like you have to lie in
- 8:30Speaker 7: your resume to get one of those jobs because they
- 8:32Speaker 7: need to see that you can light their faces and smile.
- 8:37Speaker 4: I think that's really what it is because I noticed
- 8:39Speaker 4: what I was telling the truth. I remember I went
- 8:40Speaker 4: to Bartender School because I knew I was gonna be
- 8:42Speaker 4: an extrass. So I was like, let me go to
- 8:43Speaker 4: Bartending school instead of going to Cancoon with my friends.
- 8:46Speaker 4: So I went and took my little bartender school class
- 8:48Speaker 4: over spring break, Ira, why.
- 8:49Speaker 3: Are you looking at me like that?
- 8:51Speaker 1: No, listen.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I was a bartender in New York years ago, and
- 8:57Speaker 2: I definitely over charge people for drinks and kept the
- 9:02Speaker 2: extra money. So I was fully scamming, feeing, feeving. While
- 9:10Speaker 2: bartending at the Phantom of the Opera on Bah.
- 9:13Speaker 1: My God.
- 9:17Speaker 4: In New York Shaban, I had an opportunity to do
- 9:19Speaker 4: what Iron did, and I didn't do it.
- 9:20Speaker 3: I was working in the Hamptons.
- 9:22Speaker 4: And our main manager so all a lot of the
- 9:26Speaker 4: service like sold cocaine.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Where so it would be like people would be like, oh.
- 9:31Speaker 4: You got your brands, No, do you want some cocaine
- 9:34Speaker 4: on this I didn't sell coked. I ain't moved no weight,
- 9:38Speaker 4: but I knew it was happening. So our manager was
- 9:41Speaker 4: like a big cocaine and he would just disappear.
- 9:42Speaker 3: All the time. So I had learned a manager's codes.
- 9:45Speaker 4: So then I would have to cash people out and
- 9:47Speaker 4: clock them out and do all their tickets and all
- 9:49Speaker 4: that you know, do to register. And I didn't realize
- 9:51Speaker 4: the whole time I could have been making tickets out
- 9:53Speaker 4: the cash and taking the money. And I was like damn.
- 9:55Speaker 4: And they told me when I got in trouble for it,
- 9:56Speaker 4: They're like, we don't know that. They were like, Australian,
- 9:58Speaker 4: I'm giving them too much weight.
- 10:00Speaker 3: They didn't know. They were like, we don't know, Lacy.
- 10:03Speaker 3: You could have been stealing this whole time.
- 10:05Speaker 4: You could have been turning things to cash and then
- 10:06Speaker 4: taking the money out of the registrant.
- 10:08Speaker 3: I was like, I could have.
- 10:12Speaker 6: They were like, do it.
- 10:14Speaker 7: That is the rule, though. The rule in those places
- 10:17Speaker 7: is you can steal from the house. You can't steal
- 10:19Speaker 7: from your colleagues. And that's the truly the only code.
- 10:23Speaker 7: You steal tips, Like that's not okay, but we're stealing
- 10:28Speaker 7: the drawer like good, who cares? Like most people who
- 10:31Speaker 7: own restaurants in New York aren't doing it to make money.
- 10:34Speaker 7: They're doing it so they can bring their friends there
- 10:36Speaker 7: and be like in a restaurant like, yeah, it's not
- 10:39Speaker 7: for money, it's for clout.
- 10:41Speaker 2: So the extra money definitely it went into the tip
- 10:44Speaker 2: draw so I was enriching my crew.
- 10:51Speaker 1: I did have to quit after a while because I
- 10:53Speaker 1: can't really count.
- 10:55Speaker 7: That is an important So.
- 10:57Speaker 1: When you overcharge that and then you try to be like,
- 10:59Speaker 1: oh it's this, I'm like, what.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Everyone, you got a different price.
- 11:09Speaker 4: I gave you a fifty dollars bill, you gave me
- 11:11Speaker 4: back seventeen dollars.
- 11:12Speaker 3: I got a beer. Oh gosh.
- 11:17Speaker 4: Well, let's get into our first segment here. It's called
- 11:19Speaker 4: What's Hot and Fraud. So this is where we'll either
- 11:22Speaker 4: warn you about a scam that's hot on the streets,
- 11:23Speaker 4: or we'll listen. Get one of your listener letters, and
- 11:25Speaker 4: you know, see what kind of mess you got going
- 11:27Speaker 4: on lately? It has been listener letters. Guys, if you
- 11:29Speaker 4: want to snitch on your friends and family, scam got
- 11:31Speaker 4: his pot at gmail dot com.
- 11:32Speaker 3: Just make sure the bag is retired.
- 11:34Speaker 4: We're not trying to fuck the scam up for you
- 11:36Speaker 4: and yours. Anybody throw a name out for me for
- 11:41Speaker 4: this person, doesn't matter gender.
- 11:45Speaker 3: It's a construct.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Anybody got a name, Nobody got a name. Everybody's thinking
- 11:48Speaker 4: so hard. Christine, Christine. Okay, Christine, I like that. Christine,
- 11:52Speaker 4: sound like she do her texts. Okay, so Christine says, hi, lazy,
- 11:58Speaker 4: I know you don't read the interest by I love
- 12:00Speaker 4: you so much. Okay, yeah, thank you girl. Okay, we
- 12:02Speaker 4: got to I usually don't read that because I feel weird,
- 12:05Speaker 4: like gas myself. I like, listen, I saw all beautiful
- 12:08Speaker 4: as more. It's a weird so okay, this is anyways,
- 12:12Speaker 4: this is a scam my friend told me about when
- 12:14Speaker 4: he worked at hobby lobby.
- 12:17Speaker 7: He said, canceled, excuse me, bad company. You shouldn't feel
- 12:21Speaker 7: you should steal from hobby lobby.
- 12:22Speaker 1: I suppose that nothing wrong there.
- 12:26Speaker 4: They won't let the girls get abortiones, right and yeah yeah,
- 12:30Speaker 4: I said, you can have any hobby you want, but
- 12:32Speaker 4: not abortions.
- 12:34Speaker 7: To be fair, I think if you're if your hobby
- 12:36Speaker 7: is abortion, and that's maybe taking it to fuck.
- 12:41Speaker 6: It's not a hobby anymore. It's a passion product.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Is a hobby is abortion? If your hobby is abortion,
- 12:50Speaker 2: you don't need to work at hobby lobby.
- 12:51Speaker 1: You have money.
- 12:53Speaker 3: True, True, they're not cheap. They're not cheap as people
- 12:57Speaker 3: would like to think.
- 12:59Speaker 4: Okay, so Babs, this older woman would create literally tons
- 13:03Speaker 4: of fake identities, wigs, outfits and all, and write false
- 13:07Speaker 4: checks and steal thousands of dollars of furniture almost twice
- 13:10Speaker 4: a month. This work because every time she disguised herself
- 13:13Speaker 4: to write a check, and all you have to do
- 13:15Speaker 4: is show ID. They haven't caught her yet apparently, and
- 13:17Speaker 4: she's still doing it. But isn't that crazy? Is this
- 13:20Speaker 4: the only source of income because damn that bitch had
- 13:22Speaker 4: a lot of time for that.
- 13:23Speaker 6: Okay, they sell furniture at hobby lobby.
- 13:27Speaker 3: That was my first question. They got chair. I thought
- 13:30Speaker 3: they had like maybe a wicker chair, but they got
- 13:32Speaker 3: what is she moving out of this?
- 13:34Speaker 7: You're buying the chair, then what's the hobby h are
- 13:38Speaker 7: you supposed to building?
- 13:42Speaker 3: It's what you need it? No, you could make the
- 13:44Speaker 3: chair cute. You go dazz lives.
- 13:48Speaker 6: Who want on adazzled chair?
- 13:55Speaker 3: That could be kinky? Okay?
- 13:57Speaker 4: Christian Gray, Okay, imagine show it to house.
- 14:00Speaker 3: He had a rid cherry start whipping.
- 14:03Speaker 1: To me.
- 14:08Speaker 2: I am trying to look at the hobby lobby website
- 14:11Speaker 2: and see where the furniture is known. I guess there's
- 14:17Speaker 2: home decora, the candles and freight they can. Oh, they
- 14:22Speaker 2: do have furniture, Okay, they have like velvet storage benches, cabinets, tables,
- 14:30Speaker 2: ottoman's side, like pet bed. This is this. This is
- 14:38Speaker 2: not furniture you need to be stealing.
- 14:41Speaker 7: I do feel like if you're like in a small
- 14:45Speaker 7: town and hobby Lobby is just like one of the
- 14:47Speaker 7: three big box stores that you have. I guess that
- 14:50Speaker 7: that makes.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Sense because maybe how is your akia.
- 14:54Speaker 7: Right, Like there's nothing else around but the biggest hobby
- 14:57Speaker 7: lobby in the world. It's so huge, it's unbelievably like, Oh,
- 15:02Speaker 7: this only happens in America, right right? That makes a
- 15:05Speaker 7: city block that's just one store.
- 15:07Speaker 3: Because in a small ya, I don't know, it happens.
- 15:12Speaker 7: Sometimes like you go out into the countryside and you're
- 15:14Speaker 7: just driving around as nothing for miles and then there's
- 15:17Speaker 7: one weird strip mall that has like a CVS and
- 15:20Speaker 7: a hobby lobby and a Best Bite.
- 15:23Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, maybe I just understand. I don't understand how
- 15:25Speaker 3: to get out there.
- 15:26Speaker 6: But also if it's a small town, this woman puts
- 15:30Speaker 6: on like real I mean, she goes through transformations. I'm
- 15:33Speaker 6: talking about like Syra Banks transformations, you know.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner alias.
- 15:39Speaker 6: Hey some peppermint realness right there, peppermint. It's like, did
- 15:50Speaker 6: any how good was this? Like transformation though? These wigs
- 15:54Speaker 6: and like I'm just picturing her putting on that like
- 15:57Speaker 6: glasses with the nose and the mustache, you know what.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Some like reac twice twice a month. Who who is that?
- 16:05Speaker 1: Like this hobby lobby must have like six employees.
- 16:08Speaker 4: True, but also like fuck that bitch I mean, and
- 16:12Speaker 4: by that bitch, I.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Mean hobby lobby. Like if I work at hobby lobby,
- 16:15Speaker 3: I'll give a fuck about the hobbies or the lobbies.
- 16:16Speaker 4: If you come in to steal every day, you could
- 16:18Speaker 4: throw the stars around your neck and come back in
- 16:21Speaker 4: and steal again.
- 16:22Speaker 3: I don't care. I'd be like, all right, take your
- 16:23Speaker 3: wicked basket and your auto.
- 16:26Speaker 4: Man. I mean, as far as scams go, I appreciate this.
- 16:30Speaker 4: I don't know who can write? Can you write checks?
- 16:32Speaker 3: And stores?
- 16:33Speaker 1: Still?
- 16:35Speaker 6: I assume that's a very small town thing to do. Still,
- 16:38Speaker 6: like they'll they'll accept checks.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Okay, I ain't been behind. You ain't been behind some
- 16:42Speaker 1: bitch right in the check at Galton's because they still
- 16:45Speaker 1: do it.
- 16:46Speaker 7: Oh boy, the Galtons crowd.
- 16:48Speaker 2: I am like, I'm like, next register, the crowd is.
- 16:54Speaker 4: You just don't ever know who you going to see
- 16:55Speaker 4: in there. It could be Jennifer Aniston. It could be
- 16:57Speaker 4: a lady with seven casts and she brought him with her,
- 16:59Speaker 4: and that's Gilson's.
- 17:02Speaker 7: It's it's all.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Right, guys, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll
- 17:07Speaker 4: be back for historic old weeks. Is that I sound
- 17:12Speaker 4: like Chocula God?
- 17:22Speaker 7: And we are back, guys.
- 17:25Speaker 4: Okay, we're here and this is historic Hoodwinks. This is
- 17:31Speaker 4: where we will regale our guests with a historic Hoodwin
- 17:35Speaker 4: crime caper, or maybe just the Charlatan that we adore.
- 17:39Speaker 4: And today we're talking about a Charlotte than h char Latina.
- 17:49Speaker 3: She's not Latina, but she's a Charlatina.
- 17:51Speaker 4: Okay, Mina, we're talking.
- 17:55Speaker 3: About Iladdia Baldwin.
- 17:59Speaker 4: Laddia Baldwin is an American podcaster, author, and yoga instructor.
- 18:04Speaker 4: She married Alec Baldwin in twenty twelve. She is a
- 18:08Speaker 4: mom podcaster, the co owner of a chain yoga studio
- 18:12Speaker 4: in New York, and has released an exercise DVD and
- 18:15Speaker 4: wellness focused libro.
- 18:18Speaker 7: That's book for you, guys, Spanish, thank you.
- 18:24Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, everybody got a book. I'm gonna have
- 18:25Speaker 4: a book in a minute. I hope you you're gonna
- 18:27Speaker 4: read my book.
- 18:28Speaker 1: I ain't gonna write it.
- 18:30Speaker 2: You know, you know what, I'm gonna steal it.
- 18:34Speaker 1: I'm steal it. Yes, I want.
- 18:35Speaker 2: That for you.
- 18:36Speaker 3: I want you to steal my book, lady, say please
- 18:38Speaker 3: steal this book. That's what I want.
- 18:41Speaker 4: I want to lay on a chaise lounge with just
- 18:43Speaker 4: like a brandy sniffer. And then there's just like a
- 18:46Speaker 4: little writer in the corner typing my book and I'm
- 18:48Speaker 4: just saying things and he's just writing them down.
- 18:50Speaker 3: I'm like, make it makes sense, and that'll be my book.
- 18:54Speaker 3: We'll see how it goes. Guys.
- 18:55Speaker 7: I do love a celebrity memoir. I especially love the
- 18:58Speaker 7: chapter where they complain about writing and then the chapter
- 19:01Speaker 7: like six chapters later where they're like, I couldn't do
- 19:04Speaker 7: it without my nanny. I just couldn't do it without her.
- 19:07Speaker 7: Like every single one of these celebrity lady memoirs is like,
- 19:12Speaker 7: you know, if I didn't have her, I don't know
- 19:14Speaker 7: how I would be a parent. Like, Okay, you don't
- 19:17Speaker 7: have to you don't have to say it all loud
- 19:19Speaker 7: those I don't mean, how normy moms do it?
- 19:23Speaker 4: You tesky nine to five moms. I read Diane Keaton's
- 19:27Speaker 4: memoir and I really like that one.
- 19:30Speaker 6: I recommend fran Dresser's memoir. That's my favorite.
- 19:33Speaker 4: We all recommend a memoir right now, quick sean Sally Fields, Oh,
- 19:37Speaker 4: Sally Fields.
- 19:38Speaker 7: Oh, I love the Year of Yes. The Shonda rhymes
- 19:42Speaker 7: one h.
- 19:44Speaker 4: I love that she branded her so it wasn't even
- 19:46Speaker 4: like it could be a novel, or it could be
- 19:47Speaker 4: self help, or it could be her memoir.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that coffee table book that's home.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Listen, that's what I'm gonna do.
- 19:58Speaker 4: I need to come up with a phrase from mine,
- 20:00Speaker 4: like scam to your dreams.
- 20:03Speaker 2: Didn't Shonda scam that book into uh peloton thing to yes?
- 20:10Speaker 2: I think I think this year of Yes on peloton
- 20:14Speaker 2: trying to.
- 20:14Speaker 3: Hear somebody working out. I don't want to be swat
- 20:17Speaker 3: somebody's like chapter.
- 20:19Speaker 7: Fool listening to a commencement speech. Run it sociotastic, behave
- 20:27Speaker 7: just like commencement speech that she had already written, which
- 20:31Speaker 7: I respected. I respected. I don't want to write either.
- 20:34Speaker 3: Now.
- 20:34Speaker 4: I just imagine every guy on LLC Twitter, like all
- 20:37Speaker 4: the guys who say mindset all the time, like running
- 20:39Speaker 4: while listening to forty eight Laws of Power and it terrified.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Yes, so it is round table discussions between Shanda and
- 20:49Speaker 2: instructors for an eight week journey.
- 20:52Speaker 1: You're kidding and you work out?
- 20:55Speaker 6: No, Shonda and there's you. There's tons of people doing
- 21:01Speaker 6: that at this moment.
- 21:04Speaker 3: I hope not.
- 21:04Speaker 7: Yes, that's so funny. Also that it's peloton because in
- 21:07Speaker 7: the book she's also like, I hate exercise. I found
- 21:11Speaker 7: exercise that I like. It's pilates. I don't like any
- 21:14Speaker 7: other kind of exercise.
- 21:18Speaker 4: Does Is she doing pilates where she's just stretching on
- 21:20Speaker 4: the ground she on one of the machines, because.
- 21:23Speaker 7: The full machine, I think that she's on the full
- 21:25Speaker 7: like it's pushing and pulling you.
- 21:27Speaker 4: I saw that on Real Housewives and I said, let
- 21:29Speaker 4: me give it a try. And I said, oh no, no, no, no, yeah.
- 21:32Speaker 4: They started stretching me out. I was like about the
- 21:34Speaker 4: quarter a bit, what's happening here?
- 21:37Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my.
- 21:38Speaker 4: God, so we haven't eve got started so over the
- 21:42Speaker 4: so Over the last couple of weeks, millions of people
- 21:45Speaker 4: have been surprised to learn that Iladia Baldwin, thirty six
- 21:48Speaker 4: and mother of five children, sinko.
- 21:51Speaker 1: She's thirty six years old.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Yes, she's like twenty something years younger than.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Al She was married before too, right.
- 21:59Speaker 4: I don't know that we can google that because someone
- 22:02Speaker 4: somebody or call on Google if she was married before.
- 22:04Speaker 3: I don't know she was married before, but we'll figure
- 22:06Speaker 3: it out.
- 22:07Speaker 4: So she has five children with her husband, actor Alec Baldwin.
- 22:10Speaker 4: She is not Spaniard, but an American who was born
- 22:13Speaker 4: and raised in Boston.
- 22:17Speaker 6: That exotic place. Yes, England.
- 22:20Speaker 1: I think.
- 22:22Speaker 4: England so fancy and so At least until two thousand
- 22:30Speaker 4: and nine, she was known as Hillary Lynn Hayward Thomas.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Hillary Lynn, Hillary Land.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Anybody who has a Hilary Land.
- 22:42Speaker 4: So here's the video of her telling people how to
- 22:45Speaker 4: pronounce Hillary for you guys, Laria, one more time for
- 22:51Speaker 4: the girls.
- 22:52Speaker 3: La all right, great, did we hear that?
- 23:00Speaker 6: This feels This feels like an episode of the Electric Company.
- 23:06Speaker 4: So that's how she pronounces Hillary. I didn't know that
- 23:09Speaker 4: Hillary was but all you Hillary is out there, you guys,
- 23:11Speaker 4: you'll got some seasoning now. Okay.
- 23:14Speaker 6: It's so weird because it's like there's no Spanish word
- 23:17Speaker 6: for Hillary, Like I don't know what she just invents
- 23:21Speaker 6: copyright that name?
- 23:23Speaker 3: What we got? Who else?
- 23:24Speaker 4: We got Aladia Simpson? Who or the other Aladias out there?
- 23:28Speaker 3: I said, Aladi.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Lari Banks? Yeah, yes, that's right there.
- 23:43Speaker 3: This is how it started.
- 23:45Speaker 4: Okay, one day Hillary Eladia was speaking in Spanish to
- 23:49Speaker 4: an Argentinian man and his girlfriend who were seated at
- 23:52Speaker 4: a table next to the one where mister Baldwin was seated.
- 23:55Speaker 4: So basically, they had a restaurant. She's talking to her
- 23:58Speaker 4: homeboys at the table that's next to the table where
- 24:01Speaker 4: Alex is setup up. Yes, yeah, So then she walked
- 24:07Speaker 4: by him and he called out to her, who are you?
- 24:12Speaker 3: I must know you, I must know you. She recalled
- 24:16Speaker 3: Alec Baldwin.
- 24:18Speaker 6: That sounds like al Alec Baldwin doing an impression of
- 24:21Speaker 6: Donald Trump.
- 24:24Speaker 4: Alex Baldwin, you look like you might know. Yeah, that's
- 24:35Speaker 4: way better. That gives me thirty rock. Okay, that's good.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Listen, Oscar is right. Why does this sound like some
- 24:42Speaker 2: days of our lives set up? She talked to her homegirl,
- 24:47Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin comes to this restaurant every other day.
- 24:50Speaker 1: She was like, we're coming through.
- 24:53Speaker 6: She researched it, she said, she planted Alex to make.
- 24:57Speaker 7: Sure that she was sitting right next him.
- 25:00Speaker 4: And you guys are creeping up on my theory, which
- 25:02Speaker 4: is that she became a Spaniard so that she could
- 25:05Speaker 4: trap Alex because a basic.
- 25:08Speaker 7: Grass this is what's so fun about this scam is
- 25:12Speaker 7: that really the only person that got scammed was Alec Baldwin,
- 25:16Speaker 7: whom he still fully he's fully in you. Also, I
- 25:24Speaker 7: hope we have the video of him we do.
- 25:26Speaker 2: Oh great, I would also buy And maybe this is
- 25:31Speaker 2: like two rom com set up, and maybe it's giving
- 25:35Speaker 2: her too much credit, but I would also buy that
- 25:38Speaker 2: she was just with some Argentinian friends, just talking in
- 25:41Speaker 2: Spanish with them, right imagine, and then she walked by
- 25:44Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin's like, I must know you Latina woman and
- 25:48Speaker 2: she's like, well damn, I want to fuck Alec Baldwin.
- 25:53Speaker 2: And she's like bueno, and then she got to keep
- 25:59Speaker 2: it going.
- 26:00Speaker 7: It's a bit out of control. This is a yeah,
- 26:05Speaker 7: the premise of everybody that I am actually from Wisconsin.
- 26:10Speaker 2: I just say this because in La, living in La,
- 26:14Speaker 2: I've definitely yes and did yes lied to some people
- 26:17Speaker 2: at a bar.
- 26:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 26:19Speaker 2: So there's someone out in New York who definitely thinks
- 26:22Speaker 2: that I was a producer on True Blood.
- 26:25Speaker 4: For listen, there's someone at Avis rent a car right
- 26:30Speaker 4: now in Texas who thinks that I'm British.
- 26:35Speaker 3: Upgrade.
- 26:36Speaker 4: And when you're black and British people are like, oh,
- 26:38Speaker 4: she's not like the regular blacks.
- 26:40Speaker 3: She's black, Like they think you're closer to the monarchies.
- 26:43Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I just don't really need like a
- 26:45Speaker 3: jeep or something like that. But I really don't want
- 26:46Speaker 3: to pay more than what's American.
- 26:48Speaker 4: Dollars called again, of course did they say American dollars?
- 26:52Speaker 6: American dollars, American towns, American euros, American.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Call you quick when quit out here? So many pins
- 27:07Speaker 3: for the car?
- 27:08Speaker 1: I drive a Toyota.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Also, I want to.
- 27:12Speaker 4: Be successful enough that I can just have someone walk
- 27:16Speaker 4: past me and be like, who are you?
- 27:19Speaker 3: I need to know you?
- 27:21Speaker 1: And then then come people do that to you. You know,
- 27:24Speaker 1: people do that to.
- 27:25Speaker 2: You in my house for a year I'm talking about
- 27:30Speaker 2: I talked about before then.
- 27:31Speaker 4: Okay, yeah they was doing it a little bit. But
- 27:33Speaker 4: I will say I've been single for so long that
- 27:36Speaker 4: last night my mama sent me a text and said, oh,
- 27:38Speaker 4: and by the way, throw all your drawers away and
- 27:41Speaker 4: buy some new ones because that brings good juju. Go
- 27:44Speaker 4: all my panties away for no reason, no reason at all. Yeah,
- 27:49Speaker 4: so you know, maybe I could do this when we're out.
- 27:51Speaker 4: So let's get to it, so, he says. So she
- 27:56Speaker 4: said that that was the first thing that she had
- 27:58Speaker 4: ever heard from him, and that she told Alec Baldwin Aladia,
- 28:03Speaker 4: she said, she told Alec Baldwin.
- 28:04Speaker 3: After he said his who are you?
- 28:06Speaker 4: I need to know you, she says, immediately, apparently, I'm
- 28:09Speaker 4: from Boston. That's the first thing I said. And that's
- 28:13Speaker 4: always been my narrative.
- 28:14Speaker 6: You can't if someone asks you who are you? The
- 28:17Speaker 6: response is not I am from Boston.
- 28:19Speaker 3: Yes it is.
- 28:22Speaker 7: If you're from Boston, it is yeah, I have That
- 28:24Speaker 7: is who you are.
- 28:25Speaker 1: That is who you are.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Boston is a personality. So she maintains in New York
- 28:31Speaker 4: Times that she's from Boston. Right, can we play the clip, Brino.
- 28:36Speaker 4: There's lots of There's lots of receipts in this episode.
- 28:39Speaker 4: So this is Alec Baldwin on Howard Stern.
- 28:43Speaker 1: My wife's on the phone with her hairdresser or friend.
- 28:45Speaker 1: She's like, really, okay, I can't wait to see you.
- 28:48Speaker 1: That's going to be great. It what time, twelve o'clock.
- 28:50Speaker 1: My wife is from Spain, And she said, and.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Blubblah, that don't mean to be racist when I put
- 28:55Speaker 2: that accident.
- 28:56Speaker 3: By the way, this stop this please?
- 28:59Speaker 1: Really what.
- 29:03Speaker 4: I'm from Boston was the first thing she told Alec Baldwin.
- 29:06Speaker 4: He's on late night shows doing a Spanish accent, since
- 29:11Speaker 4: she was.
- 29:12Speaker 7: Going on, did she do that at home?
- 29:16Speaker 3: She has to keep it on. I think IRA's the theory.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Ira has this right that she did it once and
- 29:21Speaker 3: then she had to keep it up.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd buy her as a scammer who got in
- 29:27Speaker 2: over her head. I just buy it in mind that
- 29:30Speaker 2: he was like really excited by it, because like Alec
- 29:35Speaker 2: Baldwin was too excited to be doing a fucking Spanish
- 29:41Speaker 2: accent on TV and in these podcasts, but then able
- 29:47Speaker 2: to be like, oh, I'm impersonating my wife who is
- 29:50Speaker 2: from Spain, so she's white.
- 29:51Speaker 1: It's not racist, it's not racist, and.
- 29:55Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, And he said it immediately after, which
- 29:57Speaker 4: means that he was cognizant of the choice being kind
- 29:59Speaker 4: of rais, but he was also like, what, I really
- 30:02Speaker 4: need to do it because I doesn't apologize after it
- 30:05Speaker 4: family a thing.
- 30:08Speaker 7: Yeah, like if I if I came to my family
- 30:11Speaker 7: and said you're meeting my boyfriend. I've been lying this
- 30:13Speaker 7: whole time and been doing like a French accent because
- 30:16Speaker 7: he thinks that I'm French. First of all, I would
- 30:19Speaker 7: never live it down. Like every time anybody in my
- 30:23Speaker 7: family saw me, they would just absolutely rip the shit
- 30:26Speaker 7: out of me. But then they would not. Why would
- 30:30Speaker 7: anybody go along with a lie? She got married to
- 30:32Speaker 7: him and nobody was like, we're not Spanish.
- 30:35Speaker 3: Your family wouldn't. If they would know, they would know.
- 30:40Speaker 7: My family would sell me out immediately if I was
- 30:43Speaker 7: doing that kind of scam.
- 30:44Speaker 3: Absolutely not Chan.
- 30:46Speaker 4: That's so upsetting because there's the resident white woman here.
- 30:49Speaker 4: I really thought that your family would hold it down
- 30:52Speaker 4: and you would come home and they'd be like, we've
- 30:53Speaker 4: got Spanish rice, and we've got But.
- 30:58Speaker 7: I think if they were to do it, that's how
- 31:01Speaker 7: they would do it. In a way we have like
- 31:06Speaker 7: so obviously fake and laughing the whole time that it
- 31:11Speaker 7: was obvious that they were doing Okay, we didn't make
- 31:15Speaker 7: three minutes.
- 31:17Speaker 2: He's also the he's also the main bread winner. Any
- 31:20Speaker 2: in the Bald play is all on.
- 31:22Speaker 4: The t That's why Haley uh Haley b Yeah, she
- 31:28Speaker 4: would have got h because she was not that ain't
- 31:31Speaker 4: her daddy.
- 31:31Speaker 3: She didn't get rich daddy, So she was like, let
- 31:33Speaker 3: me go.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Here and give me a bb But she got the
- 31:36Speaker 1: better daddy.
- 31:37Speaker 3: Did she know?
- 31:38Speaker 1: Wait? Does she is it her dad? Billy?
- 31:40Speaker 3: I thought her dad was Seth or whatever that one
- 31:42Speaker 3: with the start.
- 31:43Speaker 2: With Steve, if it's Steven, if it's Stephen, the racist ones.
- 31:50Speaker 2: But Billy, Billy is Billy is the one who is
- 31:52Speaker 2: on Gossip Girl. You stand here, Billy.
- 31:55Speaker 4: And also we got the best I like that Billy
- 31:57Speaker 4: bow sound sixy But what what we was here?
- 32:00Speaker 3: A quick pullover just to say, just so.
- 32:03Speaker 4: You guys know out there, there's a difference between race
- 32:06Speaker 4: and nationality. So you can be Latino and Oscar you
- 32:09Speaker 4: can obviously speak to this more than I can. But
- 32:11Speaker 4: you can be Latino and you can be white, you
- 32:13Speaker 4: can be indigenous.
- 32:14Speaker 3: You can't be black. And people don't know that. So
- 32:17Speaker 3: there was a lot of girls on Twitter who were.
- 32:18Speaker 4: Like, you're appropriating, uh the Gena Rodriguez's and it was like,
- 32:23Speaker 4: you don't know what you're talking about, like this, yeah, yeah,
- 32:27Speaker 4: I ah.
- 32:28Speaker 6: What I will say is that a Spanish person from
- 32:32Speaker 6: Spain is not Latin X. They are Hispanic because they
- 32:36Speaker 6: speak Spanish that's prominent language, but they are not from
- 32:39Speaker 6: Latin American countries. As a matter of fact, Spaniards are
- 32:43Speaker 6: white people, and I will come correct colonizers, so they
- 32:48Speaker 6: are still white, white, white white. So you know she's
- 32:51Speaker 6: co opting another version of white culture, you know, albeit
- 32:54Speaker 6: with a little more sassan, but still yes, right.
- 32:58Speaker 7: It's spicy white, like if you're a Waltz from Boston,
- 33:01Speaker 7: which is the most like vanilla of white that you
- 33:05Speaker 7: can be, even as a British press And I'm like, wow,
- 33:07Speaker 7: those people from Massachusetts are really white.
- 33:10Speaker 3: Like damn burn.
- 33:14Speaker 7: Like you go to Spain on vacation and they're like, oh,
- 33:17Speaker 7: they're nice to each other and they they they like
- 33:20Speaker 7: hug each other and dance. That seems like nice and exciting.
- 33:24Speaker 1: My favorite colonizer is yes, I love him.
- 33:30Speaker 6: He's great. Yeah, But but Spaniards are just people like
- 33:36Speaker 6: mayonnaise people with a little paprika in them' That's all
- 33:40Speaker 6: it is.
- 33:40Speaker 2: Right when I tell you, The first time I realized
- 33:43Speaker 2: that that is true, it was years ago, probably like
- 33:47Speaker 2: like college is, like when I was living in New
- 33:49Speaker 2: York or something after college, and I like truly that
- 33:51Speaker 2: first time that I found out like people from just white,
- 33:58Speaker 2: I was like, oh.
- 34:02Speaker 6: Because like in the nineties, like everybody was like, oh,
- 34:04Speaker 6: thank god for LATINX culture. We have Antonio and and
- 34:08Speaker 6: it's like he's still white, y'all, Like he's from Spain.
- 34:15Speaker 7: It's not as bad as exactly, Yes, she's but not LATINX.
- 34:19Speaker 1: She's not Latin But.
- 34:20Speaker 4: If we're hopping into the white gays, we can't deny that,
- 34:22Speaker 4: you know, like more like European whites, like from the
- 34:25Speaker 4: UK and from America kind of look at whites from
- 34:28Speaker 4: Spain is like, still poc are still lesser than, but
- 34:32Speaker 4: only in the white man's eyes. And when they are
- 34:34Speaker 4: in Spain, they are the white man. So it's it's
- 34:36Speaker 4: important to make that distinguished. Because a lot of people
- 34:38Speaker 4: were trying to Rachel doles All and I was like,
- 34:41Speaker 4: it's not the same thing. Rachel hopped up in Negro
- 34:43Speaker 4: spaces and said.
- 34:44Speaker 3: Get out of here. I mean, she took their jobs.
- 34:49Speaker 5: That's why she's funny, because she's she's just impersonating a
- 34:55Speaker 5: white woman, right and and it's not like she is
- 35:00Speaker 5: feeling jobs from like LATINX.
- 35:02Speaker 2: People are like they don't want to marry Alba, that is,
- 35:06Speaker 2: I don't want.
- 35:07Speaker 7: To run a yoga wellness sentence that's just what I
- 35:12Speaker 7: just sells like powders. That's what wellness is right, just
- 35:15Speaker 7: sells a variety of oders.
- 35:17Speaker 3: Next play on this pretty much.
- 35:19Speaker 4: So Alania first visited Spain with her parents when she
- 35:23Speaker 4: was a baby. She said she went at least like yearly. Thereafter,
- 35:26Speaker 4: she declined to explain in detail how frequently they traveled. Right, So,
- 35:30Speaker 4: here's a video of Aladia saying that she is from Esbanyaanaana.
- 35:35Speaker 3: So this is a podcast that she did addresser and no, no, no,
- 35:40Speaker 3: I want to nation to go to n y u ah. Okay,
- 35:46Speaker 3: So yeah, that would make sense. You wouldn't know pop culture,
- 35:50Speaker 3: so we can stop there.
- 35:52Speaker 1: That is my face.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Why is she saying that she.
- 35:56Speaker 4: Doesn't know any pop culture is because before the clip
- 36:00Speaker 4: we have because we have so much to get through.
- 36:01Speaker 4: She said that when she met Alec Boulogne, she did
- 36:05Speaker 4: not know who he is.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Come on, I didn't have to plan. I didn't watch
- 36:10Speaker 3: the in the l A. There is in l A
- 36:12Speaker 3: I did. I've never seen it. But people in.
- 36:15Speaker 7: Spain know who Alec Baldwin is. It's not okay television,
- 36:23Speaker 7: it's a it's starting.
- 36:27Speaker 1: You can't tell novella for eight years, yeadred.
- 36:31Speaker 6: You can't tell me she didn't see fucking Beetlejuice and
- 36:34Speaker 6: was like that she is international, okay, that has international
- 36:38Speaker 6: appeal and never.
- 36:39Speaker 3: Has seen consoles.
- 36:41Speaker 1: She never has seen her lazy lazy though.
- 36:45Speaker 2: My favorite, my favorite that is that is actually one
- 36:48Speaker 2: of my favorite things that came out about Ilaria that
- 36:52Speaker 2: interview that because that interview you just played, they asked
- 36:55Speaker 2: her where she's from, and she says, my parents live
- 37:03Speaker 2: in my Yeah. Uh so she completely side steps the
- 37:08Speaker 2: question of where are you from and she says my
- 37:12Speaker 2: parents currently live.
- 37:18Speaker 6: Lord.
- 37:20Speaker 3: She no lies where where last where?
- 37:28Speaker 4: That's for the young girls on the TikTok. Yeah, no,
- 37:33Speaker 4: so you're absolutely right. She was kind of telling these
- 37:34Speaker 4: half truth. Also, her family's not from Spain. They recently
- 37:38Speaker 4: moved to Majorca. So she's acting like they've lived there
- 37:41Speaker 4: and like they're from there.
- 37:42Speaker 3: And I love that.
- 37:43Speaker 6: I love the family business of like cultural co opting.
- 37:47Speaker 4: Family hasn't made any they haven't lied and said that
- 37:50Speaker 4: they were Hispanic or so. I don't you know, I
- 37:54Speaker 4: guess they probably had to to some degree be.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Like yeah, it is will be about because a obviously
- 37:59Speaker 3: comes home. My parents would have DoD that. If I
- 38:01Speaker 3: came home with a ri chance.
- 38:02Speaker 4: Man and I was just you know, you know, I mean,
- 38:05Speaker 4: if it was all gonna come up, my parents would
- 38:06Speaker 4: have been like, okay, our favorite flowers, bom.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Sia, we would have did it.
- 38:13Speaker 7: So.
- 38:13Speaker 4: On The Ellen Show, Hilario or Ladia revealed that Alec
- 38:16Speaker 4: waited six weeks before they kissed. Do you guys know
- 38:20Speaker 4: that he shook my hand for six weeks and we
- 38:23Speaker 4: didn't kiss that long after we met.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Jack she was twenty six.
- 38:30Speaker 7: I think she was twenty six years old and he
- 38:33Speaker 7: was like fifty.
- 38:37Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that's a straight up lie.
- 38:40Speaker 4: No horse, you guys are okay, you guys are horse.
- 38:46Speaker 4: I never have sex and I never keep listen, not even.
- 38:49Speaker 6: To kiss on the cheek.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Listen.
- 38:50Speaker 6: If she's being honest, kiss with customs. You gotta kiss,
- 38:53Speaker 6: you gotta kiss on the cheek, both cheeks. You know
- 38:55Speaker 6: what I mean?
- 38:56Speaker 3: No, best, I'm in na that, okay.
- 39:00Speaker 7: The song is to be like this guy doesn't like me,
- 39:03Speaker 7: then I guess I'm friends with date and then he
- 39:11Speaker 7: shakes my head.
- 39:14Speaker 2: If it's six weeks, how do you know if you're
- 39:17Speaker 2: dating it's just like handshakes and no make it out,
- 39:20Speaker 2: that's escalate.
- 39:23Speaker 4: What if it escalates from like a handshake to like
- 39:25Speaker 4: you stick one finger inside the palms of your handshake and.
- 39:28Speaker 6: Like handshake, lady, you know, six weeks of that, actually
- 39:33Speaker 6: six weeks of.
- 39:33Speaker 2: That actually good for her because at the end of
- 39:35Speaker 2: six weeks she got a kiss. I have been in
- 39:37Speaker 2: many relationships that I thought I was in. I didn't
- 39:41Speaker 2: get the kiss at the end of the six weeks,
- 39:43Speaker 2: so we really were just friends.
- 39:47Speaker 1: But there's an inspiration leader. But this is.
- 39:52Speaker 6: Another example of why I think I was part of
- 39:57Speaker 6: like scamming trying to get Alec to marry her, because
- 40:00Speaker 6: she's like, I'm not giving up my goods just right
- 40:03Speaker 6: and stick with a handshake, and then you gotta tie
- 40:06Speaker 6: me down.
- 40:08Speaker 4: And he's thinking about her in this kind of like
- 40:11Speaker 4: weird fetishizing way of like Hispanic and Spanish.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Seems the type right, wasn't right, Like he says like.
- 40:20Speaker 4: I'm gonna lick her COOCHI it's gonna taste like.
- 40:24Speaker 1: If what I want to know is.
- 40:29Speaker 6: I'm gonna did she.
- 40:34Speaker 2: Did she have a bunch of men on deck? Did
- 40:36Speaker 2: she have a bunch of men on deck and then
- 40:40Speaker 2: pulled the trigger on Alex.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Had to it had to it.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Who else? Who else?
- 40:46Speaker 2: Who else was in the in on the like Spanish scam?
- 40:50Speaker 2: Like was she scamming McConaughey.
- 40:53Speaker 4: Oh my god, Wow, Jim, she's like from somewhere else.
- 40:57Speaker 4: McConaughey's in Australia.
- 40:59Speaker 1: You just want to mine.
- 41:00Speaker 6: And she's like Oscar Nominees who.
- 41:02Speaker 4: Also, as a twenty six year old at the time,
- 41:06Speaker 4: hanging out in a restaurant where Alec Baldwin would also
- 41:09Speaker 4: frequent means that she was one of those like skinny
- 41:12Speaker 4: hot restaurant girls who went everywhere and got everything paid for.
- 41:15Speaker 4: And I know because I was ever. I'm not thin
- 41:17Speaker 4: and I don't need to be thinn. I like my size,
- 41:19Speaker 4: but I was hot. I'm hot, and so when I
- 41:21Speaker 4: was younger, in my early twenties, I would be bipping
- 41:24Speaker 4: and bopping in the most expensive restaurants.
- 41:26Speaker 3: I'd be at all the steakhouses.
- 41:27Speaker 4: Girl, I'll be in there with the athletes, with the
- 41:29Speaker 4: with the with the senadels, with everybody, and we just be.
- 41:32Speaker 3: In there like, thank you so much for the sarpent tarf.
- 41:35Speaker 3: Mister man, I don't know your name.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Like you're not them, like you know how they you know,
- 41:45Speaker 2: they're like.
- 41:47Speaker 3: Girls, look, I look like I'm eating a sandwich.
- 41:50Speaker 7: They the girls, you know, they're like eating a hof
- 41:53Speaker 7: a side salad and like I'm so I'm.
- 41:55Speaker 4: So full, or like all they they order all this
- 41:57Speaker 4: food and it's also left on the table when they
- 41:59Speaker 4: go out to the glass.
- 42:00Speaker 1: That's so disrespectful.
- 42:01Speaker 2: That's also wild because like a like a young girl
- 42:04Speaker 2: like that just speaking in a fake accent in a restaurant.
- 42:08Speaker 2: I would just assume that she was an n Yu
- 42:10Speaker 2: student Yu and she did.
- 42:14Speaker 4: She didn't she she was Yu to go to n Yu,
- 42:20Speaker 4: didn't go there.
- 42:21Speaker 1: She was.
- 42:26Speaker 7: Didn't even go to n y U.
- 42:29Speaker 3: N Yu is so expensible. She went to this Boston school.
- 42:34Speaker 3: Somebody grabs for me.
- 42:35Speaker 6: But you can't claim you from n Yu and not
- 42:38Speaker 6: go there.
- 42:38Speaker 1: That it is.
- 42:39Speaker 3: So we have a clip of her talking about her engagement.
- 42:41Speaker 4: Also, she was never married before FYI for you guys
- 42:44Speaker 4: who are waiting for that fact.
- 42:46Speaker 3: And now we have a.
- 42:46Speaker 4: Clip of her talking briefly about her engagement. So in
- 42:52Speaker 4: twenty twelve, she's gonna get married. So this is extra.
- 42:55Speaker 4: She's on extra right now. She's talking about her engagemental
- 42:57Speaker 4: Alec Baldwin.
- 42:59Speaker 3: Go ahead, and or did.
- 43:01Speaker 6: You how did I mean, did he pop?
- 43:03Speaker 3: How did it happen? He took me out to mont Talk.
- 43:07Speaker 4: He said that was as close as he could get
- 43:09Speaker 4: to Spain, to my family and to Rome down as well.
- 43:13Speaker 4: And he got down on his.
- 43:16Speaker 7: Knee and then I remember the rest because I started crying.
- 43:19Speaker 3: But but yeah, he is he all right, that's good. Good.
- 43:30Speaker 3: So he took her to mont Talk, which they called it.
- 43:33Speaker 4: I'm sure he took her to the edge of the World,
- 43:35Speaker 4: which there's like this lighthouse in Montalk. W She call
- 43:38Speaker 4: it the end of the world or whatever he took
- 43:39Speaker 4: her there is it.
- 43:42Speaker 3: This is the closest we can get to space.
- 43:45Speaker 7: You can't we fly, get on a plane, bitch.
- 43:52Speaker 2: I guess she I guess she was at n y U,
- 43:55Speaker 2: and then I guess she was at Bu and then transferred.
- 43:57Speaker 3: To okay, okay, okay. I was doing her story.
- 44:02Speaker 4: Yeah her story, Oh yeah, we got it popped up
- 44:03Speaker 4: over here in the corner to her story was that
- 44:05Speaker 4: she flew from Espania straight to it like you yeah,
- 44:10Speaker 4: but she doesn't stop it.
- 44:11Speaker 6: At first, there was a layover.
- 44:14Speaker 3: It was a small layover, you know, a couple of
- 44:17Speaker 3: years at you.
- 44:18Speaker 4: I also want somebody to propose to me at the
- 44:20Speaker 4: lighthouse at the end of the world and be like,
- 44:21Speaker 4: this is the closest we could get to Africa.
- 44:26Speaker 2: I get it though, because you know, being being like
- 44:29Speaker 2: being spicy, being you know, uh Latina in at Bu,
- 44:36Speaker 2: it is probably not good for you.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody cares. You gotta get to New York City. Maybe,
- 44:41Speaker 3: so there's so many l like there's only Latino. There's
- 44:45Speaker 3: so many Hispanic.
- 44:46Speaker 2: People, like, right, but if they think you're Hispanic at Bu, like,
- 44:49Speaker 2: I don't know, would you get killed or something.
- 44:55Speaker 1: It's in Boston. I just I just think they kill
- 44:58Speaker 1: my basting basting.
- 45:00Speaker 6: Now, she kept that to herself. She didn't pull up
- 45:02Speaker 6: that fantasy just yet, right, I mean so.
- 45:04Speaker 4: In twenty twelve, the two got married, and Elandia incorporated
- 45:07Speaker 4: several Spanish elements into her one hundred and seventy five guest.
- 45:11Speaker 3: Wedding, a small wedding well. She later said that I
- 45:15Speaker 3: like that I brought in a bit of my culture.
- 45:19Speaker 4: During their vowels, Eladdia has seen waving a flamenco hand fan.
- 45:26Speaker 3: I don't know why there it is the.
- 45:29Speaker 7: Fa so wild, you know, truly wild because Spania.
- 45:34Speaker 4: I hope she at least got on pictures and was
- 45:35Speaker 4: like Spania weddings or something, because I was she about
- 45:40Speaker 4: to do the can't care what's having it? That's not
- 45:43Speaker 4: Spanish anywhere.
- 45:44Speaker 1: So weird. That's more moulin ruge than right.
- 45:47Speaker 4: Yes, she said whatever I can find, so you know,
- 45:49Speaker 4: Google wasn't that good back then. Then add several o's
- 45:52Speaker 4: to Google since twenty twelve, so she probably had like
- 45:55Speaker 4: six o's when she googled.
- 45:57Speaker 3: So they exchanged wedding bands that.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Had so soon when a people, which means we are
- 46:03Speaker 4: a good team, inscribed on their wedding bands. So to
- 46:08Speaker 4: this day, probably Alec Baldwin can pull off his wedding
- 46:10Speaker 4: band and see the Spanish be.
- 46:14Speaker 6: Reminded of how much of a fool he was.
- 46:17Speaker 7: So.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Introducing missus Baldwin. This one's gonna be a little longer, guys,
- 46:22Speaker 3: but we're gonna get through it. We're almost there.
- 46:24Speaker 4: So for weeks now the Internet has been sharing evidence
- 46:27Speaker 4: of Aladdia speaking in Spanish accents and some videos and
- 46:29Speaker 4: standard American English and others.
- 46:32Speaker 3: How you say play that video. This is my favorite video.
- 46:39Speaker 3: So this is.
- 46:42Speaker 4: To She's on Today and she's doing a cooking segment,
- 46:47Speaker 4: you know, as the wife of missus Baldwin. So she's
- 46:50Speaker 4: not here doing a cooking segment, guys, and we just
- 46:52Speaker 4: want you to listen to him.
- 46:55Speaker 3: Tomatoes, we have I have sap. How you saying English?
- 47:09Speaker 4: Google cuck, cuck cumbert.
- 47:19Speaker 3: Okay, how dare she?
- 47:25Speaker 6: It's so rude. It's like that is so rude to
- 47:33Speaker 6: not even say it, inspect or how do you say pan?
- 47:37Speaker 6: It's like you said it in English. The cucumber, I say, cucumber.
- 47:51Speaker 6: Come on, now, come on now. It was beautiful, she started,
- 47:57Speaker 6: you know what. That was the point she started believing
- 47:59Speaker 6: her own.
- 48:00Speaker 3: She did.
- 48:02Speaker 4: Flex on these hoes on the Today Show. Okay, oh,
- 48:06Speaker 4: you just know when she's having sex with Alex, she's
- 48:08Speaker 4: probably like a puppy.
- 48:09Speaker 6: Oh almost the said.
- 48:12Speaker 1: Oh in.
- 48:23Speaker 3: A then you ain't even gonna lie. Okay. I used
- 48:28Speaker 3: to day to Puerto Rican mana. He got my puppies
- 48:30Speaker 3: out of me.
- 48:31Speaker 4: Okay, I had a good time.
- 48:33Speaker 3: I had a good time.
- 48:36Speaker 4: And my that mom, I mean we were praying. Okay, mom,
- 48:38Speaker 4: if you're listening to my pappy, I mean daddy Jesus. Okay,
- 48:44Speaker 4: So let's get into her life as the married woman.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Obviously the co commeuter video.
- 48:49Speaker 4: So Aladija has many talents. One is being Spanish and
- 48:54Speaker 4: another is being pregnant. She has had five children. Yeah, yes,
- 49:00Speaker 4: it's very shout out to look at these and she
- 49:04Speaker 4: loves the post photos on Instagram of her pregnant shoutout
- 49:10Speaker 4: same constantly.
- 49:15Speaker 7: I have a friend the pictures of myself and under who.
- 49:18Speaker 4: Posted a video as a Laria Baldwin and that the end,
- 49:21Speaker 4: she was like, you know, this whole thing is a misunderstanding.
- 49:24Speaker 4: She was like, you know, I am a common I
- 49:26Speaker 4: am uh embarrassada.
- 49:28Speaker 3: And they were like, no, that that means, that means pregnant.
- 49:31Speaker 3: She was like, well, I am that too, because she's
- 49:35Speaker 3: pregnant so much so.
- 49:38Speaker 4: Her kids names our Garmen, Raphael Thomas, Leonardo Angele, Romeo,
- 49:45Speaker 4: Alejandro pal Lucas.
- 49:49Speaker 3: Those are the names.
- 49:55Speaker 1: That is the whole cast of passions.
- 50:02Speaker 6: Yes, yes, oh my god, can.
- 50:10Speaker 4: You imagine committing to a bit so hard that your
- 50:14Speaker 4: children imagine she did this and she was pretending to
- 50:17Speaker 4: be Nigerian and she was naming her kids like Timmy,
- 50:22Speaker 4: and they're like white as snow, like your whole life,
- 50:25Speaker 4: and people are like why.
- 50:27Speaker 3: Are you white?
- 50:28Speaker 4: Like mean girls as your whole like why are you white?
- 50:32Speaker 7: I truly respect the bit. I respect the commitment, like
- 50:36Speaker 7: it's so stupid.
- 50:39Speaker 6: Kids involved now.
- 50:44Speaker 7: Kids are like the kids and the Americans like thinking
- 50:47Speaker 7: that they're just like normal American kids, except that they
- 50:50Speaker 7: think that they're Spanish.
- 50:53Speaker 4: She said that she sends them to a bilingual school
- 50:55Speaker 4: where they have Spanish in school, and she speaks to
- 50:58Speaker 4: them in Spanish at home. After the pandemic, she said
- 51:01Speaker 4: that she and mister Baldwin I don't know why, she said,
- 51:03Speaker 4: missed the ball and she says, you're all Miss Bussel
- 51:08Speaker 4: plan to spend more time with their children in Majorka.
- 51:11Speaker 4: That's from the New York Times. Damn so where the
- 51:15Speaker 4: New York Times fact checker is?
- 51:16Speaker 3: Baby girl?
- 51:19Speaker 1: Lying to the New York Times does work for.
- 51:24Speaker 3: Nowadays.
- 51:25Speaker 4: When you go to New York Times, they're like, okay,
- 51:26Speaker 4: so we're gonna need you to do an ancestrytree dot
- 51:28Speaker 4: Com before we'll do the interview.
- 51:30Speaker 6: Yeah, we want to take a little saliva sample.
- 51:33Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty three and meters.
- 51:35Speaker 4: Yeah, just making sure I might don't come back as
- 51:37Speaker 4: Thomas Jefferson, so then I'll be white.
- 51:42Speaker 2: You know, if I scammed my kids scamming too, I
- 51:45Speaker 2: don't give that.
- 51:46Speaker 3: That's the point of having that kids got it, honest.
- 51:49Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in this, You in this.
- 51:53Speaker 4: Come here, rubbian, So here's some more brain farts.
- 51:59Speaker 3: So she break.
- 52:00Speaker 4: So she was pregnant and working out in heels, and
- 52:03Speaker 4: she wasn't using her accent.
- 52:04Speaker 3: And we'll see a small clip of this, oh.
- 52:06Speaker 4: Shit out and then close it and then open it
- 52:10Speaker 4: out and close it when you open it.
- 52:11Speaker 3: Out, and she will close.
- 52:15Speaker 7: The heels are wanting, but she is wearing w and
- 52:19Speaker 7: you're gonna.
- 52:19Speaker 4: Add Wolves is not necessary selling out with my husband
- 52:23Speaker 4: right now is don't.
- 52:23Speaker 3: Make a big deal about it. Okay.
- 52:26Speaker 4: So she's wearing a wolf sweater high end heels. And
- 52:32Speaker 4: if you guys are familiar with like the pigal luebiton,
- 52:34Speaker 4: oh my god, why did I just say that.
- 52:35Speaker 3: That's a ridiculous thing to say.
- 52:36Speaker 4: But it's like, oh sorry, it's like a pointy high
- 52:40Speaker 4: held shoe that's like a pointy heel, but like it's
- 52:43Speaker 4: like an uncomfortable shoe to even stand in and she's
- 52:46Speaker 4: doing leg lifts in it.
- 52:50Speaker 3: With no accent. Would accent go, girl?
- 52:53Speaker 1: It flipped.
- 52:53Speaker 6: She literally flipped like a light switch. A lot of
- 52:57Speaker 6: people said.
- 52:59Speaker 2: The pain of the pain of the heels, the wall.
- 53:03Speaker 2: She like she could do all that at once. Okay,
- 53:06Speaker 2: that was a lot.
- 53:07Speaker 3: You're right, she was. She was fully pregnant.
- 53:08Speaker 4: Also, she's like nine months pregnant wearing a high, painful
- 53:12Speaker 4: heel in a wool sweater. She can't also keep a
- 53:15Speaker 4: Spanish accent at that time.
- 53:17Speaker 7: All of the Spanish is just being absorbed through the
- 53:20Speaker 7: placenta into the baby exactly.
- 53:27Speaker 4: A quote from her former dance partner was because she
- 53:29Speaker 4: used to dance a lot, she says, the whole Laddia
- 53:32Speaker 4: thing is hilarious to me. He says, like obviously knowing
- 53:34Speaker 4: that she wasn't Hispanic. He says, when they danced the rumba,
- 53:37Speaker 4: the cha cha and events at the New York Dance Festival,
- 53:40Speaker 4: he knew.
- 53:40Speaker 3: Her as Hillary, Hillary Hayward Thomas.
- 53:42Speaker 4: So even when she was doing the cha cha and
- 53:45Speaker 4: you know, the rumba, she wasn't pretending to be Iladia.
- 53:48Speaker 4: And here's a picture of her doing the chacha and
- 53:50Speaker 4: the roomba and look at how tangious.
- 53:52Speaker 3: But you know all the dancers.
- 53:53Speaker 6: Tan for ballroom dancing. This is just normal.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my.
- 53:56Speaker 4: God, oh yeah, she don't scammer violas.
- 54:12Speaker 1: Gonna mention Maria Lopez.
- 54:14Speaker 3: Oh Mario Lopez. Is Mario Lopez Hispanic? I don't know.
- 54:17Speaker 6: Now she drained all of his LATINX energy. She's like
- 54:23Speaker 6: a sucubist for the LATINX people.
- 54:25Speaker 3: Here's looking at you, Mario.
- 54:26Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 54:28Speaker 3: So the trouble.
- 54:30Speaker 4: Began from miss Baldwin on December twenty first, uh this
- 54:33Speaker 4: past year. That is when a woman who uses the
- 54:35Speaker 4: Twitter handle Lynn Brisco tweeted, you have to admire Iladia
- 54:38Speaker 4: Baldwin's commitment to her decade long grip where she impersonates
- 54:41Speaker 4: a Spanish person just so you guys know. She also
- 54:44Speaker 4: like was on Aloha magazine twice with her family of
- 54:49Speaker 4: you know, her Latino family with Alec Baldwin.
- 54:53Speaker 3: Which I found very funny.
- 54:54Speaker 4: She was also what is the LATINX I think it's
- 54:57Speaker 4: I called Latina or yeah, Latina.
- 54:59Speaker 6: Magazine, Latino magazine, Latin a magazine.
- 55:01Speaker 4: She was best stressed on Latina magazine like three years
- 55:04Speaker 4: in a row.
- 55:05Speaker 6: She always Patina magazine should know better.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Well, justin Timberlake has be to your wards.
- 55:13Speaker 6: Yeah, but Justin Timberlake is more Latina than Pilladia.
- 55:22Speaker 4: So here we have a video of Valladia speaking Spanish,
- 55:24Speaker 4: and I actually thought that her Spanish wasn't too bad.
- 55:26Speaker 4: She sounds kind of like a Spaniard, but she's really
- 55:29Speaker 4: putting the stank on it in a way that I
- 55:31Speaker 4: was like, baby girls.
- 55:32Speaker 8: So yeah, she's a pushy pushing Well, we know the
- 55:36Speaker 8: whole como lesson that was the quarter Marasso mariala Gussie.
- 55:45Speaker 8: Gussie's super Faileath it's super Phai Leaf.
- 55:52Speaker 6: When I tell you to look at her tongue though,
- 55:54Speaker 6: that's the pageantry.
- 55:58Speaker 7: If people don't stick out that her tongue when they.
- 56:00Speaker 4: Do the yeah have of her looking like the mask,
- 56:04Speaker 4: she was like, it's looking.
- 56:09Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger through the phone tongue, okay, just like.
- 56:16Speaker 6: It was a Budweiser commercials.
- 56:20Speaker 2: Also do and also doing that thing that like that
- 56:24Speaker 2: white woman think was she's doing an accent of like
- 56:26Speaker 2: the shaking her head with like all the accents there.
- 56:29Speaker 1: It's like.
- 56:36Speaker 7: To do the voice.
- 56:39Speaker 2: It looked like when you're watching it it was like, yes,
- 56:41Speaker 2: her Spanish, like she she knows it, she studied it,
- 56:44Speaker 2: I guess, but like just just she speaks it. But
- 56:48Speaker 2: didn't it feel to anybody else, Like the person interviewing
- 56:51Speaker 2: her must have been like what it seemed like she
- 56:53Speaker 2: was thinking as she was speaking, you know, like it's
- 56:57Speaker 2: not it's not natural.
- 56:59Speaker 3: I want to say the opposite.
- 57:01Speaker 4: I think that she has some rehearsed phrases, specifically around
- 57:05Speaker 4: her children, because obviously this was like a medicide.
- 57:07Speaker 3: That she's talking about being pregnant and how far along
- 57:09Speaker 3: she is and how much she loves her kids.
- 57:12Speaker 4: And I think she had a little because look, I
- 57:14Speaker 4: partially speak Spanish.
- 57:15Speaker 3: I'm like, I you know, it's I can speak. I
- 57:18Speaker 3: can get away around.
- 57:19Speaker 4: If I got dropped off in any Spanish speaking country,
- 57:21Speaker 4: I'd be fine.
- 57:22Speaker 1: But we've heard but there, but they're but you know.
- 57:26Speaker 4: I'm not fluent though it's it's super broken, but there
- 57:30Speaker 4: are certain phrases I can get out very easily, Like
- 57:31Speaker 4: if people ask me, like, how do you speak Spanish,
- 57:33Speaker 4: and I'm like, take my name, saying Zanam and like
- 57:40Speaker 4: those that kind of stuff I can get out very
- 57:41Speaker 4: quickly and it sounds good.
- 57:42Speaker 3: But then if you ask me anything.
- 57:43Speaker 4: Else, I'm like, okay, like it's gonna be.
- 57:55Speaker 3: I guess it's like.
- 57:57Speaker 4: Today, you don't want to be bilingual no more, you
- 58:03Speaker 4: want to be.
- 58:03Speaker 3: Trash all right now.
- 58:08Speaker 6: Not My question to y'all is this, Do you think
- 58:11Speaker 6: she had a Spanish coach teaching her and working with
- 58:15Speaker 6: her on the d L teaching her Spanish?
- 58:20Speaker 2: I would buy, Yeah, every everything, Yeah, every good has
- 58:28Speaker 2: a male lackey just work for them. So he's probably
- 58:33Speaker 2: full from Spain and you yeah, yes gay.
- 58:40Speaker 7: Or like elementary school Oscar but like you stay.
- 58:43Speaker 2: On the five yeah gay or like almost celibate and
- 58:49Speaker 2: like in love with her and.
- 58:50Speaker 1: She never notices.
- 58:54Speaker 3: You just got a goal away to shoot stuff.
- 58:56Speaker 4: He's got to go away to do movies and productions,
- 58:58Speaker 4: so she probably had plenty of time to really get
- 59:00Speaker 4: the Spanish popping, and you know Cardiente by the time
- 59:04Speaker 4: that he returned. But I just want to say that
- 59:06Speaker 4: video of her work in that tongue, I'm like, I
- 59:08Speaker 4: know her tongue was tired as fuck. When she got home,
- 59:10Speaker 4: she was like, put that bitch of some polydd because
- 59:12Speaker 4: god damn, she was beating a fuck up.
- 59:14Speaker 3: Out of that tongue.
- 59:16Speaker 1: She couldn't even she couldn't even use it on Alec.
- 59:21Speaker 3: She's like, not so.
- 59:23Speaker 6: Tonight, I had a press thing tonight.
- 59:25Speaker 1: I can't say no wonder it took them six weeks
- 59:28Speaker 1: to kiss.
- 59:31Speaker 3: She's tired.
- 59:33Speaker 1: The mouth was exhausted, mouth cramp.
- 59:37Speaker 3: She went to the docks and they were like, you
- 59:38Speaker 3: need to stay off of it.
- 59:39Speaker 6: You need to stay off of your mouth. Whatever you're
- 59:42Speaker 6: doing stuck on.
- 59:44Speaker 4: Somebody's to stay off your mouth, okay, because he's doing
- 59:46Speaker 4: too much. So she said that she doesn't think that
- 59:51Speaker 4: like she would refer an online post to her traveling
- 59:54Speaker 4: to Spain is going Home, which she says that she
- 59:56Speaker 4: doesn't think is misleading. And obviously we've seen a lot
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: of videos of her accent gone wrong or gone away.
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: I want to say that I don't think Alidia's ball
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Aldia Bowen's accent has gone away. I think it's just
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: on like maybe a vacation. I think it's in the
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: Bahamas with Tupac. I think it's gonna come back, and
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: so I'm excited for when she takes it back up again.
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: I'm waiting for what accent is gonna drop next. Like
- 1:00:21Speaker 7: she's been revealed as not Spanish. Where's she gonna go next?
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: Lot's fun?
- 1:00:25Speaker 7: Suddenly she's German, I don't know, right, like inspire.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: She inspire other young white women too, to be spared.
- 1:00:35Speaker 6: Honestly, this is a tailed as old as time. This
- 1:00:37Speaker 6: is the study of broad complex that we see, yes,
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: all the time, a white girl studies abroad, and all
- 1:00:43Speaker 6: of a sudden she is that culture. You know, she
- 1:00:45Speaker 6: comes back and her voice is a little different, her
- 1:00:48Speaker 6: vibe is a little different. The country quote unquote changed
- 1:00:51Speaker 6: her along with her personality and her voice. So Hilaria
- 1:00:54Speaker 6: has just you know, she's took a lot of semesters abroad,
- 1:00:57Speaker 6: you know what I mean, and she's just keeping that
- 1:01:00Speaker 6: culture real close.
- 1:01:02Speaker 7: I get it, because being a white girl is boring,
- 1:01:05Speaker 7: Like it's boring white girl, It's so boring, and like
- 1:01:09Speaker 7: so much of being a wasp is like repressing all
- 1:01:13Speaker 7: of your emotions. You're not really allowed to like things.
- 1:01:16Speaker 7: You just like, if you like something, you're like, yeah,
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: it's good, Like that's as much emotion as so actually
- 1:01:25Speaker 7: you concern and you're.
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: Like, well this is all right, yeah I like And then.
- 1:01:29Speaker 7: You're slightly buffing and people like that.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: Too.
- 1:01:33Speaker 7: Much in your family.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: That'll do.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Moment.
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: Let's hear so Alec Baldwin came out to defend his
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: against the rumors, and and we're just gonna hear a
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: very short clip because he does this eight minute video
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: where he rambles the entire time about Cancel culture, not
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: specific to her, very much specific to him because he's
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: obviously a narsissess talking about how much he hates TMC
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: all this other stuff.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: It's just talk about Epstein. And he was like, I
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: wasn't on the low lead of logs and I wasn't there.
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: It was like very much like old man shakesfeast at cloud.
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: But why do you have.
- 1:02:11Speaker 7: To say that you weren't on the log I know
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: he does such a red bag.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: You know.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: He said, I take the plane out to the bus.
- 1:02:22Speaker 7: I just want everybody to know now, I was not
- 1:02:24Speaker 7: on the Jeffrey Epstein planes. I wasn't. I didn't have
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: anything to do with it. I don't know that man.
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a lot.
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: But this is seventeen seconds at the end of the
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: video where it's he's alluding to a Ladia Baldwin.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: We're going to play that when.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: You love somebody, you want to defend them.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: Consider the source.
- 1:02:50Speaker 7: I love that this feels like he's in like a
- 1:02:54Speaker 7: mission impossible movie and he's about to like explode into nothingness.
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: Why is he whispering she upstairs or something?
- 1:03:03Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, festival, they definitely have stairs in their apartment
- 1:03:07Speaker 7: in New York. And also if she's definitely like right
- 1:03:10Speaker 7: next door listening to him.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: That was so Kevin Spacey though. That was like, that
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: was just like those videos that he releases every holiday
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: where It's like, I'm just I'm just doing my Southern ass.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: So I'm gonna kill another person this week who has
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: accused me of misconda.
- 1:03:32Speaker 6: He's like, y'all canceled me, but I'm still acting.
- 1:03:36Speaker 7: Nobody's watching those videos, right, he could be admitting to
- 1:03:39Speaker 7: murders Kevin Spacey and those videos every time one comes out,
- 1:03:42Speaker 7: and like, I'm gonna watch.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: That you watching. They're creepy, but they're funny.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: He's crazed because it just takes a lot of audacity
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: to get on camera and be like people.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: Want to see this making a whole web series. Come on,
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: and I love it.
- 1:04:01Speaker 3: Around the holidays every Christmas.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: But back to Alec Baldwin defending Sue Raina.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: I would I just loved his He could be talking
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: about anything.
- 1:04:18Speaker 4: Consider the source, and I will say he did reiterate
- 1:04:23Speaker 4: that phrase during the earlier parts of the video. He's like, TMZ,
- 1:04:26Speaker 4: not a good source. Consider that source, like so he
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: says it a lot. So then I think he thinks
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: at the end he's.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: Like driving it home.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: Consider the source.
- 1:04:35Speaker 7: But Alick, the source is Alaa Baldwin, Laria Baldwin.
- 1:04:41Speaker 6: The source are facts, by true, these are facts. People
- 1:04:46Speaker 6: have done the research. And she got caught.
- 1:04:49Speaker 7: VD because even the accent that he's doing to make
- 1:04:55Speaker 7: fun of her is not the fake accent that she has.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: No.
- 1:04:59Speaker 7: Like that he is doing is so much more ridiculously Spanish, yeah,
- 1:05:05Speaker 7: than the like little kind of flavor.
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: Of it that she has. That it's like.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: What he was giving you, like Sophia, he married, Yes,
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: that's what he thought he married. Like, that's the accent
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: he's like trying to give and she is giving more
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: like not that it too.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: It's too much white woman.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Every time she does the accent, it's always like a
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: light little accent and then it's just like cucumber.
- 1:05:39Speaker 6: Cucumber.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Camber.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: All right, guys, we're gonna take a quick break, will
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: be back for the end of the show.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: Wow, what a ride.
- 1:05:59Speaker 4: All right, guys, Oh we need to de compress.
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: I need a siesta after that.
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: Or here were scammer of the week and this is
- 1:06:09Speaker 4: the end of the show. So saga, this is Where'm
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: gonna have to let an Oscar.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: And Aida and Vonne go before we go. An there
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: we go.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: If you speak Spanish, I know I'm getting on your
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: nerves today I am a.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: Scammer of the week.
- 1:06:28Speaker 4: So Skammer of the Week is very like, we're just
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: talking about an artist who says that a man posed
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: as a building owner hired him for a mural then disappeared.
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: So an Illinois artist, Joshua Hawkins Yoshiwa Jokins, No, he's
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: a he's just a regular white man, said that a
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: man named Nate hired him last month to paint a
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: mural on his building and offered Hopkins more than he
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: was asking to do for it. So this man was like, Hey,
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: I'm gonna we paint commission this art. I'll pay you
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: for it. And he's like maybe like seventeen hundred. He's like, okay,
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: three thousand.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: He's like, oh, that's wild. Whoa do people ever offer more?
- 1:07:01Speaker 7: Yeah, under any second senses of it.
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: Also, if anybody ever offers you more, it's drugs and
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: whatever they're trying to get you to do.
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: They don't want you to.
- 1:07:11Speaker 6: Know drugs in that paint.
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: Right, everyone's looking at paint, so he said.
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: Hawkins said that he met the man twice, first when
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: the man dropped off the paint and then second when
- 1:07:26Speaker 4: he dropped off the other half of the payment. So
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: he said at the time, he didn't think anything about
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: the situation, like was off right.
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: So he did the mural. He got a crew. It
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: took three days to paint.
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: Then like some of the things started to click and
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: I realized, Well, the guy met me at the.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: Building, but he didn't really stay too long. He was
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: kind of rushed and took off really quick. I never
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: went inside of the building, and he met me outside
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: to drop off the paint and money, said Hawkins.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: So it was like suspicion a bit.
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: It's like I started to realize people things were suspicious
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: when we met it an alleyway at three am, and he.
- 1:08:07Speaker 6: Kept looking came in with a trench coat and a
- 1:08:09Speaker 6: big old hat.
- 1:08:12Speaker 3: He looked from side to side constantly. I thought he
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: had enough condition yeah.
- 1:08:17Speaker 6: Kept saying, tell no one.
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: So when it was done, he called the man who
- 1:08:24Speaker 4: hired him and hasn't gotten a call back. Last week,
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: to his surprise, Hawkins got a call from the building's
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: actual owner, also named Nate. He said, I thought it
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: was a prank at first. So he calls and asks like,
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: do you know this guy? And what the hell did
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: you just paint on my building? And I kind of
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: chuckled and I was like, I was hired to paint it.
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: So come to find out, this guy had him paint
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: a Russian phrase that was peace, land and cookies roughly
- 1:08:47Speaker 4: translated into English on a mural, and he did on
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: a building that he didn't own. So how does Donald
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: Trump factor into this?
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Okay, but Joshua has got paid he.
- 1:09:06Speaker 7: Did, so this is an ethical scam, puppy Trump, because
- 1:09:10Speaker 7: Trump doesn't pay his contract.
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: But it's Russia, though, Like, why you what is this
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: piece of cookies?
- 1:09:17Speaker 7: It's like a it was a cookie monster thing, right,
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: I think it was like cookie monster with the phrase peace, love,
- 1:09:23Speaker 7: piece planned and cookies.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: That feels like some kind of cold, like for the
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: operatives to come.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: So this isone that's.
- 1:09:29Speaker 7: A cool fucking mural weird dope, I don't.
- 1:09:34Speaker 6: Know, yeah, with an actual cookie monster.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: Yeah, copyright material right there.
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: This feels like.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: This looking like Tiro rhythms to me, Like this where
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: all the spies get activated and they meet up and.
- 1:09:49Speaker 6: It's a clue.
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: It was a bit.
- 1:09:52Speaker 7: It's somebody doing a bit. Somebody's window faces this building
- 1:09:56Speaker 7: and they were like, I'm gonna get this mural painted
- 1:09:59Speaker 7: for my friend as a bit.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: I don't believe that y'all haven't been on wayfair lately. Okay,
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: let me put on my q andon theer. Oh gosh, guys,
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: well this has.
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: Been a fantastic episode. Oh man, I'm so excited to
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: release it.
- 1:10:14Speaker 7: Uh.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: Let's just a little roundtable here. We can start with you, Chevan.
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: Where do you want to be found?
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:10:21Speaker 7: You can follow me on Twitter at Bonnie Toma or Instagram.
- 1:10:25Speaker 7: If your any of your audience cares about dungeons and dragons.
- 1:10:29Speaker 7: I feel like that's a that's a wide Vann diagram.
- 1:10:32Speaker 7: I want you to mention twenty on YouTube.
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: It's fun.
- 1:10:36Speaker 7: I don't know, it's it's it's a bad time. We're
- 1:10:40Speaker 7: all doing what we get.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: I love that you're a woman in Dungeons and Dragons.
- 1:10:44Speaker 4: Yes, because I was reading, I went down a wormhole
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: about like the misogyny in Dungeons and Dragons.
- 1:10:48Speaker 7: So oh yeah, no, fuck that shit. No, it's we
- 1:10:51Speaker 7: it's a very it's the world is changing. We're taking
- 1:10:56Speaker 7: it back. It's it's UCB Suka twenty eighty and we're
- 1:11:00Speaker 7: taking back the space.
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: Even the imaginary world. Do you hear that?
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: You hear that you racist? They're taking you.
- 1:11:08Speaker 7: Don't get to be racist in a fantasy world either,
- 1:11:12Speaker 7: to yourself.
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: The dragon got a do rag now, y'all.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Was good Dungeons and dragonettes.
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: Yes, the girls are down there as well. Ira, Where
- 1:11:27Speaker 3: would you want to be found?
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: Nowhere?
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: I have a lot of outstanding bills. I actually just
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: launched a newsletter. Yeah, and you know, so find me
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: at Ira Madison dot substack dot com. Oh forget the
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: other socials, forget the other socials.
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: Oh I love your other socials, iras.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: So well, I'm back on Twitter. I'm back on Twitter,
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: but I lost the at Ira because of my foolish this.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: So I have a new account. It's Ira the third
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: to ease like.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: Megan, you were an early mover.
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: If you got Ira, Wow, maybe one day we can
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: wrestle it back from Jack's hands.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: Please please, can we bling ring Jack and get my We.
- 1:12:18Speaker 7: Can blame ring Jack and not do anything else. That
- 1:12:21Speaker 7: sounds like a great day.
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: I want to rob.
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: I want to steal.
- 1:12:26Speaker 7: I do too, And quarantine is so boring.
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: Right, come on, now, everybody's in their home a little
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: bit like there's no and there's no subsidies for robbers.
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: You know, everyone's in their home like what.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Roberts.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: Listen to me, Although it would have been a great
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: time during quarantine to bling ring the Kardashians when it
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: was on that island opportunity.
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: You're right, yes, stay woke.
- 1:12:54Speaker 3: Damn stay woke and last would not least.
- 1:13:02Speaker 6: Oscar in Twitter, Instagram, on osmo o z z y
- 1:13:10Speaker 6: m oh. I'm also, oh man, you can find all
- 1:13:14Speaker 6: of my podcasts that I do there, so I think
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: that's the easiest way to find me and reach me.
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: All right, And as always, guys, as always, I'm gonna
- 1:13:22Speaker 4: be British at the end, just like switch it up
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: as always, guys, Lacey Mosley, you can find me at
- 1:13:27Speaker 4: d I v A l A c I Diva Lacey
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