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FWF Season 2 PPV4! - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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Hello everyone, and welcome to the Figure Wrestling Federation. I am not the
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most professional wrestler Brian Myers. However, I hope to be a suitable replacement
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for this month edition of the f WF. Yes, it's me, it's
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me. It's the Commissioner David C. Anderson that is here to be a
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guest moderator for this month's edition of the Figure Wrestling Federation. Hello everyone,
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thank you for joining us. We've got a great night of action here for
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you. We have two of the biggest pay per views in FWF history at
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this time. Let me introduce to you the President of Turmoil, take it
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away. Oh it's me, it's me. It's Matt Cardon, always ready,
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the president of the A Show Turmoil. Tonight, we have Collusion Collision.
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Who is going to Major Fast to take on the FWF World Champion.
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We'll find out tonight. And on the other side of the coin, we
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have the man who is in charge of the Thrill Zone brand. Yes,
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I am here, Smart Mark Star, the Esquire Doctor, Silver Balls,
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Broskue Guy. I gotta tell you this. I was very confident in my
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pay per view, very confident, and then I remembered the Collusion Collision was
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people's favorite thing from last year, so I'm up against a stacked show if
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you can pull it off again. First thing I want to say is,
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I'm on a little bit of a vacation right now, starting today, so
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I am letting loose here for this pay per view and I'm gonna drink this.
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Check this out, dude, it's a Rick Flair beer. Whooooooo Rick
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Flair from Greater Good. It's a double IPA. I'm gonna enjoy that while
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I listen to your Collusion Collision pay per view. But I have to ask
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you one question. That's rights boom pop that I see you got a laptop
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there have you switched over to the laptop? So a couple of things.
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I was in the shower today listening to an ipodcast. I was shaving my
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arms and water got into the speaker. So the Yeah, so the sound
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is not super loud on my phone, so I have it on my computer
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or Chelsea's computer, and that might throw me off. I think you never
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go back. Well, we'll see, we'll see, all right. But
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I'm very excited for Collusion Collision. I've been planning this out for a long
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time. It's fun. You know, we're in our thirties and we're booking
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fig feds. I was trying to tell people about this at TV this week.
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I'm telling Daniel Garcia about how Mark Henry's my champion, and he had
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no idea, yea, what was going on. What's tough about collusion collision
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is that you know I got to squeeze it in and the rest of the
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card for thirty minutes. Yeah. So I have had some practice rounds,
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but uh, I'm gonna do the best I can. I'm worried about my
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time. I've never been worried about my time. This week, I am
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worried about my time. I've got a lot of nuance to get over.
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But I do want to say thank you for jumping in last minute, David
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c for being there, the commissioner. Thank you. Brian is indisposed,
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and we were like, you know what, you don't need to sit there
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and listen to us deliver our pay per views. For sure, though,
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Brosky, he's going to listen to this back right, That's what I was
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thinking. I don't think he will. He's gonna have no idea. I
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feel like he has to because these are gonna be very I feel like this
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is the halfway point of the season. Yes, well it's over the halfway
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point. This is the second half. So things we're in, the nitty
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gritty things are about to pick up. Business is about to pick up.
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So let's demand he lists. Yes, So I mean you tell me when
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you're ready to go, and I I could be ready to go. All
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right. Well, as as Mark said, Broski, you are up first.
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I've got thirty minutes on the clock, so whenever you are ready,
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we are ready for Turmoil's edition of the Collusion Collision. I am ready ready.
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It's the opening video that we all know and love of all your favorite
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FWF Turmoil super stars walkings in a dark, smoky alley with clips of them
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doing their senature moves in the rings. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time,
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It's time. It's time for Turmoil. The pyro goes off. Matt Cardona
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is sitting ringside. Welcome everyone. F WF Turmoil Presents Collusion Collision two.
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We will find out who is going on to face the fw World Champion in
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the main event a major fest. But first look at this black steel cage.
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That's not just any seal cage. It's the NWL Metal Match. Let's
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go to the ring for opening contests. The opening contest here a Collusion Collision,
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is scheduled for one fall and is for the f WF World Championship.
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Introduced me first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. There challenger, they're franchise Sharede Douglas.
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Here comes the franchise he showed up last month calling out Hogan, calling
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out the nw O. He's calling his shot and it's tonight in the nw
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O Metal Match. And his opponent from rom Room from from rom from representing
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the nw OH Hollywood Hok Hogan, w RO should be in here, combs
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higher right, Holk Hogan on his hog, on his hog, riding his
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hog down to the ring. He's climbing in. He's climbing into the ring.
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It's now time for there remain a bit. Here's the opening contest.
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Look what goes on here on Turmoil Dingning Ding. This is essentially a steel
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cage match. The crowds can't behind Hogan though. Hogan is hulking up on
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Shane Douglas. He shoots Shane off, hits the big boot, goes for
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the big leg jump. Shane moves out of the way. He hits him
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with the franchiser. That belly and a belly stutter. Shane is crawling.
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He's desperately crawling. The referee opening the cage door. Shane, he's got
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his torso out of the ring. Coodie be the next champy. Wait a
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minute. Black Lesner comes and Mabel. Remember black Lesner comes, shoves the
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referee all the way. That slams the door on the franchise's head. Franchise,
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He's busted wide open. Hogan hits the ropes, hurts the big leg.
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He's climbing the cage. He's climbing the cage. Not this way,
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not this way. But Shane, Shane beats him to the top. He
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meets him at the top. He beats him. He beats him. Wait
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a minute. The bell of Belly's two bucks off on top of the cage.
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Oh my god. The crowd cannot believe. The crowd cannot believe is
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Shane. Shane Douglas is not climbing the cage. He's climbing the cage trying
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to escape. He's trying to escape. Wait a minute, Shane mcmad comes.
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NW member Shane mcman climbing over the cage, entering climbing up the cage,
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grabbing out the Shane's foot Shane Douglas. He kicks him off right out
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to Hogan. He's gonna win this match. Wait a minute, the giant
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is climbing the cage as well. The big Goosele choke slam off the top
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of the cage from the giant. Hogan hiss the ropes. Hogan hurts the
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big leg. He's crawling out. He's crawling out. Brock Lesner pulls them
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out. Hogan wins the match, dinging ning here's your winner and still o
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WF World Champion. Hollywood Hold hold Good, hold Iss done it. Hol
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Good has done it. He has defaded Shane Douglas. The nw WILL helped
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him. It was the NWA ol Metal match at Hulk. Hogan is the
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f w F Champion. We go backstage now to hear from some participants in
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the Collusion Collision. We see Goldberg backstage watching a monitor. He's watching,
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He's watching, He's watching thrill Zone. Rock Cat Steve Boston's on there.
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Do Brik picks up the monitor and just smashes it on the floor. It
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comes down with cold Steve Aouston he says Bill, Bill. Bill, Bill
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turns says come again. Austin says, you son of our bitch. It's
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bad enough, son that you're bald, black trunks, black boots here on
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Turmoil. But I got an impost over there on Thrill Zone, and Bill,
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I got a question for you, son. Last month when you speared
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me, was that on purpose or was it not? And Bill says,
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Steve, I respect the hell out of you. I hate the nWo just
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as much as you do. And last month that spear that wasn't on purpose.
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But tonight, if we're in that Collusion Collision match, the spear will
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be on purpose. They shake hands. Goldberg goes to walk off. Steve
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pulls them back here and he says that's right, son, because do to
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ay, don't trust anybody. We now go backstage. It's Kin and he
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puts the voicebox through his throat. Last month, Bradshaw Ron simmons, you
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threw my brother, the Undertaker, through the hell in the cell, and
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tonight I will avenge my brother and you too will rest in peace. We
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see Chris Jericho warming up. He will be the first man in the Collusion
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Collision match. The hit man Brett Hall walks up to him. Hey,
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Chris, it's me, the best there is, the best there was,
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and the best of it will be Brett Man heart listen, Matt Cardona.
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He doesn't love Canadians. He hates Canadians. So I say, tonight,
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me and you. We team up, but we make sure a Canadian walks
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out with that briefcase. And Chris says, Brett, I like your idea.
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Once we team up after if Turmoil will never ever be the same again,
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we go, We go backstage. That's one of our debuting superstars.
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We see a man, We see his backside. He has silver hair.
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He has silver hair. What is this silver hair? He turns around.
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Henry Godwin is back. Henry Godwin is back on Turmoil, and he's with
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us. He's with us, peg Henry talks, he's listening to the canvasays
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how the folks. It's me Henry oh Godwin, and I'm back here on
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Turmoil and I'm back to win the collusion collision. But I'm here, I'm
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here on Turmoil and we're in the Attitude era. So no more gimmicks for
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me. Now I am a hog farmer. My real name is not Henry
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O. Godwin. My name is Mark Canterbury. And this and this fat
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pig right here, This is my fat pig Max. And together we're here
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on turmoil to become the champion of the world. And that's right. The
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winner of the Collusion Collision match will be me Mark, Mark Shucks Max.
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I forgot my last name. I guess y'all can just call me dumb Mark.
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Don Mark is here, Don Knock is here. In the Earth warth
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we all have the nw O. Remember it's Hogan staying with the n w
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O. You dudes, alright, just be Shane Douglas, do you?
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And tonight dudes, one of you dudes needs to go in there and win
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the briefcase, dudes, because when you're in w you're end where it's Shane
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Douglas. Shane Douglas with a steel chair, crocket Hogan, cracking Hogan with
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the steel chip of the nWo. Just beat him up. The nw O
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got the upper head. Brock Lesler. Wait a minute, that is that?
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Oh my god, that's that ambulance we've been seeing brock Lesler at fives.
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Shane Douglas into the abulance, the giant picks him up, and hey,
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lawn darts Shane Douglas into the ambulance. What's Hogan doing? What's Hogan
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doing? He's got a wheelbarrow full of cement and he's pouring cement over the
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head of Shane Douglas. That's not just any cement. That's grapple gear,
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gros Saint grimey gear, septic sledge. That's septic sledge. It's city stedge.
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It smells like hot pavement. And wait a minute, Shane Douglas,
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he's cemented to the floor. Shane McMahon takes out the right paint, throws
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into Hogan. Sh sh A, that's for n w O. Shane Douglas
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says back time twenty minutes, forty five seconds left. Okay. The following
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contest is the Collusion Collision Match. Four men will enter. To be eliminated,
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you must be pinned, submitted, or thrown over the top rope with
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both feet hitting the floor. A new participant will enter once a participant is
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eliminated. Once we are down to the final two participants, a ladder will
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be thrown into the ring, a briefcase will descend from the rafters and a
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steel cage will be put up. Whoever survives the steel cage match, climbs
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the ladder and retrieves a briefcase. We'll go on to measure Fest to take
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on Hulk Hogan in the main event. And the man who to number one,
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here he comes, Chris Jericho. We knew he was gonna be number
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one. He lost last month to Eddie Guerrero. He made his debut.
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He made his debut last year at major Fest, and now this could be
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his opportunity. Will will he win tonight with the Hevil Brett Hart? Will
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they went together? Will he go on to main event Major Fest? We
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will find out? And no man who drew number two? Lest about sup
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Blex Machine. It's taz here comp sas here, compsas He's here, the
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human super lex Machine. He was screwed last month by Jeff Jarrett and TNA.
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And the man who ju number three. Sure, sure, it's the
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hard Core Champion. It's the hard core Champion Jeff Jarrett. But he's not
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getting in the ring. Why is he get the ring? He's scared of
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task, we know that, but why is he getting to the ring.
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The man who drew number four? Oh, it's a train, TNA member,
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a train all right? So now the match is about the beginning.
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We got Jericho and TNA members Jeff Jarrett and a trained ding ding Ding.
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Jericho charges tak Ducks are front headed arm task flex. Wait a minute,
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a task flex into a train into Albert Jeff Charrett knocking them b all down.
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Task plex to Albert, task plex to Jared, Another task plex to
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Jared. Who's got the TAZ mission locked in on Jared, but Albert just
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hits him from behind, and he hits the balldobamb Jared gets that guitar Albert.
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He has TAS's arms locked behind his back. Jared goes to him with
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the guitar, but wait a minute, Taz ducks. He hits Albert with
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the guitar. Taz with a big clothes line of stiff clothes line to Jeff
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Jarrett and closed lines Albert over the top rope. Albert has been eliminated.
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Who's coming out next? Who is coming out next? It's Baba delay,
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It's Baba lay from the Dad lay bars. Baba comes in the ring.
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Him and Tas are squaring off. Right hands, right hands, right hands,
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right hands. Baba throws a wild swing. Tak ducks, He's got
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the TAZ mission, but Baba head butts him right in the back and gives
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him oh Baba bomb. Here comes Jericho. Jericho turns around a big cutter.
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Wait a minute, Here comes Jeff Jarre as a wild clothes line.
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Buba ducks pops him, pop up cutter, the fish hitting. We want
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tables, We want tables. Baba goes out, he goes under the apron.
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He pulls out a table. He's putting it in the ring. He's
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putting it in the ring. But wait a minute, Jeracho comes to the
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baseball slide, drop kicking that table into Bubba's head way. He's got hooked
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in the task mission, the tas mission from Task. Wait a minute,
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here comes Jeff Jarring with that hardcore title. Nail's task in the back.
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He gives him the stroke onto the hardcore title. Then he throws them away
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the top up tarz hersboon. He illuminated. Who's gonna be the next man
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to utter? Who is gonna be the next match? After this match?
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It's Steve on Delay. Here comes Bubba's partner, Dave On Dully coming to
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the ring. Baba says, Steve Baud got the tables. They take the
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table. They slide it in. Jeff Jarrett, he's begging off. Jeff
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Jared powders out. He rolls under the bottom roupe. He has not been
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eliminated. He says, forget this. He starts walking up the ramp.
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He's trying to escape. He is trying to escape. What is going on
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here? When all of a sudden, what's going on here? It's Beetle
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Jews and the Great beet Cruiser. He's not a member of this match.
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Beetle Jus is coming to the ring. Petle just coming to the ring.
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Jeff Jarrett begging off the task locks in the task mission. He locks in
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the task mission, he locks in the tas mission, and then he rolls
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Jeff Jared in three D through that table. Devon gets the cover one,
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two, three. Jeff Jarrett has been eliminated. Who is gonna be the
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next man in this match? Who is it gonna be? It's Deel Long
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Brown. Here comes de Lo Long Brown. All right, The Dudley Boys
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are in control. Eventually, Bubba slams d low down. Devon climbs to
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the top rope, a risky move in this type of match. He says,
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why's up? Devon says, why's hap But Jericho from behind takes Bubba
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and throws him right into Devon. They head but Devon lands on the apron,
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but Jack wins a springboard tropicick. Divon Dudley has been eliminated. Devon
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is out. Devon is out. Who is next to this match? Who's
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next to the collusion collision? It's Susy Test. Here comes Tests from TNA,
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the big Man tests he can be a favorite of this match. Testing
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this match. Uh, he is cleaning house with powerful maneuvers. A couple
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of minutes go by, we kind of settle the match down and uh we
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see that, uh we see that Chris Jericho is trying to eliminate Devon Dudley.
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Test goes for the big pump handle, slam on Bubba. Bubba lands
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behind. He shot cants Tests Tested versus shit cants. Bubba over the top,
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but Bubba hangs out, went a big boot. Bubba Dudley has been
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eliminated. Who is gonna be Dux? Who is gonna be Dux in this
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match? It's gold dust here, it's gold dust. Gold Dust comes.
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He ducks under the big boot and he pulls Delo down. He saves his
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partner Delon Brown. Wait a minute, he swings to Jericho, but Jericho
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ducks and he's holding his arms behind his back. Here comes Test with a
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big boot, but Goldness ducks. A big boot to Jericho. A power
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slam up to Test. He's got Jericho in the curtain call. He does
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his signature post. Wait a minute, Dealer Bud turns them out. Why
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deal O? Gold Dust was trying to save you. He's just trying to
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be your friend. Gold Dust has been he illuminated. Who is gonna be
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X in this collusion collision match? It's Marsh and the head Bangers. Here
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comes mash O the Headbangers. Uh, Marsh's is not. He slides in,
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but Delo just makes some short work of Mash. He slams Marsh down.
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He goes as hot prope. He goes hit the lowdown, but Marsh
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puts up his knees, turns into a cradle. One two three, d
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Low Brown has been illuminated. Who's gonna be X in the collusion collision match?
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It's Thrasher. It's Thrasher. Here comes Thlasher, the Headbanger. Allogether
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a couple of minutes go by. Marsh has up tests in a power bomb
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position, thresherer off the top rope of the leg drop. That's the stage
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dive one, two, three tests, husbid, he illuminated. Who's it
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gonna be? Who is naxtic collusion collision? I see it a stay jumpin.
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It's Christian. Here comes Christian. He's getting full pyro. He's getting
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full pyro. He's taking his time coming the ring. He is in no
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rush. So now we got Jericho and Christian against the head bangers. The
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head bangers are in control. They were Christian and Jericho to opposite corners.
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They shoot him into each other, but double reversal. The headbangers just jump
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into each other like they're in a marsh pit. They do the head Bangers
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signature taught. They run back in wait it. Christian backdrops marsh out,
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Jericho backdrops thresher out the headbangers hot bin. He I lluminate, And who
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is gonna be next? Who's he gonna be? It's Edge, It's Edge,
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Here comes Edge. Here he slides out. He ducks a double line
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from Christian at Jericho and HiT's a double spear. But someone has to come
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out next. Who's he gonna be? It's Jeff Harty. Jeff Harty runs
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up the top roope and hits a double whisper in the wind to Christian at
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Chris Jericho. Edge hits the Education on Christian Jeff Harty with a twist of
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faith on Jericho. Jeff throws over Jericho, but Jericho holds on. Edge
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throws over Christian at Christian. Who's illuminated? Who is gonna be x?
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Who's gonna be next in this match? Ten minutes left? Shane McMahon,
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it's Shane McMahon. Shame mcmaan. Wait a minute from the hide with a
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steel chair. He nails he Jeff Hardy, he nails, and she goes
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to nail Jeff Harty one more time, but Jeff Harty ducks. He hits
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the top rope, in the chair and back into his own face. Twist
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to Fey. Wait a minute. Christian comes in. Christian comes in with
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that interstate title. He goes to swingen Edge, Edge ducks Spirit Christian,
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but Jericho takes Edge throws them on the top rope. Edge has been he
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illuminated. Jericho and Edge put in the boots to Jeff Hardy. Who is
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coming out next? Who is coming out next? The Godfather us back.
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The Godfather us back with his pip cane. He nails Jericho, nails Shane
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nails Jericho, nail Shane. They're an opposite corners. Chick, whole train,
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another whole train, A pip drop, a piped up to Shane.
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Jeff Hardy climbs to the top rope and he has the swat top bomb one
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two three. Shane McMahon has been He illuminated. Who is next? Who
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is next? It's Kate, It's Kate Caine coming down. He sees Shane
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McMahon in the eye all gives him mc uppercut. He steps on the top
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rope and he gives He gives the Godfather a big uppercut. He gives Jeff
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Hardy a big boot. A choke slam to Jericho. He's got in a
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position for the tombstone, but the Godfather cracks the cane over his back,
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but Kane no sells it. He drops Jericho choke slam to the Godfather.
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Jeff Hardy off the top rope. He catches Jeff Party and he choke slams
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him over the top rope through the announced table. Jeff Hardy has been eliminated.
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And a tombstone to the Godfather. The cover one, two three,
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The Godfather has been eliminated McCain. He rolls under he pulls the Godfather out.
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He is just a man possessed, and he tomb stows him onto the
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steps. Who is next in this match? It's Fouke and Bradshaw. They're
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both I'm getting weary over the head piece. They're both next, one after
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another. The Acolytes are next. Oh my god, and they're beating up
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Caine. They're beating up Caine. They aligned with him and then they got
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turned on him. How many more minutes? Seven and a half? Okay,
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okay, so jerichar Jericho pats some of the backs. Is good job
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boys, but they double tackle Jericho. Kane sits up, double goosel and
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double eliminates. He back flips them both over the top rope. The Accolodes
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are boon helluminated. Who's next? Who's there? Undertaker? Who's he back?
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Here's he back? From going through the hell to cell Caine shuck him
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with lightning, setting up to the heavens. But nobody comes out. Nobody
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comes out. What's going on? Wait a minute, that's another cane walking
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down the aisle. That's another cane. There's two cans. He's got false
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sleeves on. There's two caves. There's two cans, the two canes.
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The two canes are looking at each other, face to face, doing the
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double head tilt, do the double helptons. But we have another participant.
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Who's it gonna be. It's dumb Mark HEREMBS doub Mark, dun Mark coming
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out. There's that pig Max. Dun Mark slides to the ring. He
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points in Max and says, and we're back. Wait a minute, double
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duels all the Mark to dun Mark, double chalk slam on to Max.
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Look at that position. Tom Mark is spooning fat pig Max smart. I'm
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sorry, dumb Mark, the spoon luminate. Wait a minute. The act
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collects from behind. They're nailing cane. They're nailing cane. They pick him
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up in a double dominator. The other cane sitting on the top rope.
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They put him on. Wait a minute too, showing off the metal ropes.
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They all pick up the other cane therein which cane is the real cane?
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They throw out the real cane. Cuan, he's booty eliminated. The
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other cane does the trademark cane exit back fliming over the top rope, eliminating
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himself. Kuan, who's boot eliminated? Wait a minute, he pulls off
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his mask. It's Papa Shango. It's Papa Shango. Oh my god,
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Papa Shango is odd turmoil. This is crazy. Who is the next participant.
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It's China. It's China. She comes in. She ducks Jericho's clothesline
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with a big grilla pressed slam, hits the back head spring elbow. But
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we have another participant. Who is it gonna be? It's the Patrio,
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the Patren coming out of the rad with up PBRs. But he's a top
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from behind of the hit Man. I'm just hard run. Hit Man is
30:04
next, so this is legal. He hits him with the chop block.
30:07
Oh my god. He rolls him in the ring and he's wrapping his knee
30:11
around that that post, slamming it with the steel chair. Getting in there,
30:15
puts it over his leg, off the middle rope, smashing it with
30:18
the chair. He puts on the sharp shooter. Puts on the sharp shooter.
30:22
Jericho hits the liots on on the Patriots with the sharp shuter and prets
30:26
his grab. The chair hit him. He just keeps hitting the patriot in
30:29
the head of the chair. The referee is calling for it. The referee
30:32
is calling for it. The patriot husband he eliminated. Who is next?
30:37
Who is next? In this match? Here's that Ago hello? Here he
30:41
comes in. Here he comes in. But but Brett Hart and Jericho put
30:45
in the boots him. They're putting the boom. They're putting the boostom.
30:48
But China double la blow. Eddie hits the three Amigos on Jericho one Amigo,
30:53
two Amigo. Here comes Brett on double three Amigos goes to the top
30:57
for the frog splash, but they both put their knees up. China grabs
31:02
Jericho, hooks in the pedagraph of Brett from behind. Where's our Russian leg
31:06
sweep? They take Eddie, They throw him into the ring post. Jericho
31:08
picks up China. Brett hits the ropes and he hits the heart attack one,
31:14
two three. China has been eliminated. Who is next? It's the
31:21
Giant. The Giant comes in. The Giant comes in, double goosele,
31:25
double chunk slap of bretton Jericho. He goes for the chunks him on Eddie.
31:27
Eddie turns into a DDT. He climbs to the top rope, goes
31:32
for this fox flesh, but he gets turned it two chunk slab one two
31:37
three Eddie Goro has bed eliminated. Wait a minute. He goes for a
31:41
double goosele on Brett and Jericho again, but they double low broom double front
31:45
face. Look for the Giant picks him up and he tries to eliminate them
31:48
both, but they're teetering the giant over the top rope. Who is next?
31:53
It's brock Lesner and w All. Remember brock Lesner. He slides in.
31:57
Wait away, He's gonna save the big show. He's gonna save giant.
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He just laughs, and the Giant has been eliminated by Brett at Jericho.
32:07
Who is gonna be next? The Giant has been eliminated. Who is
32:09
next? It's Goldberg. Goldberg comes in. Goldberg comes in and he hits
32:16
on double spear on double spear on Brett, and Jericho hits a spear on
32:23
brock Lesner. He's got him up in the jackhammer, but Brock lands behind,
32:29
lands on on the apron and he hits a spear on Brock brock Listener.
32:34
That's beauty eliminated. Wait a minute, Brett, Haut and Jericho they
32:37
grabbed that chair and they just start smashing Goldberg with that chair. Who is
32:39
next? It's the final participate. Who is next? It's Austin. It's
32:47
Austin. Two minutes Austin comes in Andy, he ducks the chair. Stunner
32:52
on, Brett stner on. Jericho breaks up the chair. Nail's Brett,
32:57
Mail's Jericho. Is he gonna nail Goldberg? Is he gonna nail Goldberg?
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He does it. He throws the chair down and he extends his hand.
33:02
He extends his hand. He helps Goldberg up, but dol Berg throws over
33:07
Austin. He says, tta, don't trust anybody, right, Steve.
33:10
But wait a minute. Austin gets up and he grabs up the Goldberg's hand
33:15
and Brett and Jaco Olive and eight Goldberg went down to the final two.
33:20
It's brettan Jericho. This was their plan. The ladder is slid in,
33:23
the steel Cakes lowers the briefcase lowers. Canada is going to win this.
33:29
They're gonna get the upper hand. Brett, Hart and Jericho they hug and
33:32
they're climbing up that ladder together. They're climbing up that ladder together. They
33:38
both have their hands on the briefcase. But wait a minute, Brett Hart
33:42
smashes Jerco in the face of the briefcase and it pushes him off the ladder.
33:46
Brett Hart takes off the briefcase, ding n ning who is your winner?
33:52
Off co Losion Collision and going on to major first boo right, good
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mad Heart Brett and mad Heart wins Collusion Collision. He wears Collusion Collection.
34:08
That man has done it. Broom. Hogan comes out with the title.
34:13
He goes a big you, and we go off the air. Brett Harve's
34:17
Hogan All right, major our past eight seconds left? Holy moly, Wow
34:25
that was tough. Were you getting nervous there? Very nervous? Wow?
34:30
Who wow? All right? First of all, definitely did not see Brett
34:36
Hart winning. Didn't hear what they want? You thought that team Canada was
34:42
gonna go all the way and be co co winners. No, I did
34:45
not think. I didn't think Brett Hart. I didn't think Brett Hart was
34:49
gonna face uh Hogan for sure. Yeah, so swerved me there. Yeah,
34:55
what do you think about the newest uh member of the roster. Mark,
35:00
Honestly, it's the best thing you've done this season. What about his
35:02
his pig Max? I already texted Max. He responded, quote, rude
35:10
what I said? And he has a fat pig named Max. He said,
35:15
rude. Wow, dumb Mark, dumb. I love it, honestly,
35:20
dude, honestly, it's the best thing you did, dumb Mark.
35:22
We got a problem though, the problem is I'm a little buzz now.
35:28
I got a half of this wool beer. But let's see what happens.
35:31
Thirty minutes is not a lot of time, not the whole collusion collision.
35:37
Yeah, all right, what do you think about Papa Shango? Yeah?
35:39
How did you? What is I don't understand. What do you mean?
35:44
So you have the Godfather, but you've made a custom. Dave Wheeler made
35:47
a custom of Papa Shango. So he comes in as Godfather, all bunny
35:53
gaze, but Caine lays him out. He's able to go to the back,
35:57
shave his head, to put on the makeup, put the gear on,
36:00
and yeah, so I mean there's no God, there's no Papa Shango
36:02
figure. So you have a customers Wheeler. I think that's actually really neat.
36:07
I never in my wildest thought like you could take the guy and then
36:14
do the separate character. That's a that's a great idea. So cool use
36:20
of the god bother. I'm ready to rock, I think. Yeah.
36:27
All right, So now we we've had the collusion collision, and now it's
36:30
time for war. Crist so smart Mark, are you ready? I am
36:34
ready. I'm gonna start my own timer. Uh, and so I'll do
36:37
the countdown. Oh god, oh god, good thing we didn't start?
36:46
All right, here we go. All right, I'm gonna do the countdown
36:50
five four, three two one. In a perfect world, there would be
36:58
no monsters, good would always triumph, and corruption would be extinct. Our
37:04
heroes would be invincible. But the world isn't he. The cuts of battle
37:09
are deep and visible, infected by shackle idols, severed friendships, and fresh
37:15
hatred, opened wounds left on a blood covered battle ground. As the storm
37:21
rages on with no end in sight, a revitalied warrior stands for the challenge,
37:25
one man against all. He's aware the world is far from perfect,
37:30
although he is a challenge unlike anything the storm has ever faced. Night winds
37:37
of change look to purify, fighting for his pride, his blood, and
37:42
his life. Marching diligently towards the eye of the storm, we will hear
37:46
his war cry. Welcome everyone who war cry live from the PAP Center in
38:01
Boston, Massachusets. I am your host, Smart Mark Sterling, and we
38:06
have a huge show plan for you. Debuts, returns and questions are hopefully
38:10
answered. We will see a number one contender's match for the Tag Team Championships,
38:15
and of course Zuona versus Mark Henry will main event for the FWS Heavyweight
38:22
Championship. How will the Mighty Samoan combat the House of paint found out tonight
38:30
on war Cry? Let's go to the rink. Here comes to Macho Man,
38:40
team captain of Thrill Zone. Last month in the battle pit, we
38:45
saw his arm get pilmanized by Mark Henry and that chair in the cage.
38:51
We had doubts going into the match. He had doubts about his career.
38:55
Let's see what he's thinking right now to start this pay per view. Well,
39:01
Mark Henry gave me the option to retire last month. I could have
39:07
left with a retirement fund and my pride. Instead, I have a bum
39:13
arm a partially torn rotator cuff and I'm all alone when this whole thing started
39:19
up again. I didn't think or no if I had what it took to
39:22
be a throwzone superstar in today, I'm thinking, thinking, thinking that I
39:28
was right. So with that being said, I'm announcing my retirement from professional
39:35
wrestling effective now. Oh my god. Macho man leaves and we head to
39:44
the back. I'm at Johnson his backstage with a reporter. Do that watch
39:52
or show? Everyone want doo cool? Steve Boston walks in, crowd pops
40:06
huge. They wait for the uh, they wait for the reaction to die
40:08
down. Steve Boston says, come again, Oh you good dude, come
40:15
again. Oh shoot, listen here you toolbag. The Interstate number one contendenc
40:22
match is a joke. I already beat that toolbag ohing hot, but that's
40:27
okay. I'll beat someone else's ass tonight and it's gonna be a wicked Pisso
40:31
then I get the hit hot again. Wicked hot. You got that get
40:38
And that's the main idea because rock Hod said so, I'm at Johnson leaves
40:45
in a huff, crowd goes wild, and we go to the ring for
40:47
the first match and it's the interstate title match. Here comes the champion,
41:00
Olwen Hart, who's very pleased with himself for some reason. It's not gonna
41:05
be Steve Boston. It's not gonna be on Met Johnson, the wrestling for
41:07
the number of contenders later on. Now we get Bam Bam Bigelow, whoa
41:16
dragging Rick Flair to the rig. Rick Flair, he looks like he's been
41:22
beaten up. He's got bruises, he's got that beard. We've never seen
41:27
Rick Flair with a beard. Bam Bam stands on the ramp. Last month
41:30
we saw House of Pain forced Rick Flair to Fight Team throw Zone and when
41:35
he refused to pilmanize Macho's arm, he was beating himself. But what is
41:40
going on right now? What is this arrangement? It's not really a match.
41:45
Owen's just toying with Flair. Flair is just not fighting back, and
41:51
finally he gets annoyed and he throws a chop, but Bam Bam hops up
41:53
on the apron. He looks Flair right in the eyes. Flair puts his
41:58
hands down. Owen comes off throw big heel kick puts them in the sharpshooter.
42:01
Instant submission and Owen Hart wins an easy match against Rick Flair. What
42:09
is going on here? Who booked this match? But that's another win for
42:13
Owen Hart, who will fight the winner of Boston versus i'm Ed Johnson tonight.
42:22
Next up, we got the tag team four way match for the number
42:28
one contenders for the Tag team titles. We're gonna get all the teams here
42:36
and throw zone to settle the score and see who will wrestle Legion of Doom
42:42
for the Tag team titles. Here comes the Outside this reunited again. They
42:45
have something to prove and they want to get their hands on the Legion of
42:50
Doom. After that battle pit match last month, hit it come Brookie Knights,
42:59
followed behind by Jerry Lawler. He's about ten feet behind. But but
43:04
what what is this relationship really? What is Jerry Lawler doing with the Boogie
43:07
Knights? And of course the big win last month against Boogie Knights. We
43:16
get Chronic. We get Chronic is on a roll here and they're looking to
43:21
make a big impact. What if they win this match Chronic versus LD I'll
43:24
take that. And finally here comes the House of Pain. But it's not
43:34
the Legion of Doom. It's Dennis Rodman and Bam Bam Bigelow, but there
43:37
are companies by the Legion of Doom. Of course they're gonna watch this match.
43:43
The Legion of Doom has been dominating, punishing all year in Thrill Zone,
43:46
and you have to assume if the House of Pain win, if Bam
43:50
Bam and Rodman win, they will forfeit the match, because what are they
43:52
gonna do. They're gonna fight each other. Match gets underwear is This match
43:59
has a lot going on. The outsiders are trying to get their hands on
44:02
the House of Pain, but every time they almost get in the House of
44:05
Pain tag out. It's a four way tag. You know, things are
44:07
going crazy. At one point the whole match spills out into a brawl.
44:10
Chronic is dominating on the outside and behind the rest back the Legion of Doom
44:15
take out Chronic with chair shots. There are down. At the same time,
44:21
Lawler is begging the Boogie Knights to use a pair of brass knuckles and
44:24
steal the wind, but in the confusion, Bam Bam takes them all out,
44:30
all three of them with a moon salt off the top rope to the
44:32
outside onto Boogie Knights and Lawler. But when things get settled and they get
44:37
back in the ring, the Outsiders are left with just Dennis Rodman and he's
44:42
backing away. No, please, don't do it. The Legion of Doom
44:45
are up on the apron now though, and they have those chairs. But
44:49
out of the crowd comes Triple H. He pulls Animal down from the apron.
44:52
Hawk sees this, he jumps down. He swings the chair at Triple
44:55
H. He ducks nails Animal. Back in the ring, Hall has Rodman
45:00
up for the razor's edge, nails that jackknife power bomb to Rodman, nails
45:06
that one, two three. Here are your winners and new new number one
45:15
contenders to the f w F Tag Team champions the Outsiders and celebrating in the
45:21
ring with them their good friend Triple H. And when you think about it,
45:24
this is the first time that the House of Pain is retreating, the
45:31
first blood has been drawn, the first time they have been defeated. Finally
45:37
someone has been able to stand up to the House of Pain, and they
45:40
aren't invincible, but we'll see what happens later on. Next up, we
45:47
get a major announcement. Here he comes McK Foley the commissioner, but he
46:00
doesn't look very happy. Usually happy go lucky Nick Foley, everybody love him,
46:07
huge pop, but he does not happy grabbed him. Mark Mick says,
46:13
I'm sorry to say, but Zuona has elevated liver enzymes again and won't
46:17
be able to fight in the main event tonight at work boom, But I
46:22
have booked a suitable replacement. Mike Awesome will be taking on Mark Henry tonight
46:30
in the main event. Boomoooooo. What's this? It's sill Jack and he's
46:45
rich. He's got a smile on his face, and he's making a beeline
46:51
to the ring. He's got his plunder. I'm gonna let this play because
46:58
it's a great song. He grabs a mic k new Jack says, well,
47:02
I told y'all last month that I came into some money. Well,
47:07
I was able to use that money to make an investment. Mcfoley, he's
47:13
in the ringy gulps. Now, hold on a second, No, motherfucker,
47:16
I ain't done. I am now the owner of exactly fifty percent of
47:23
a certain wrestling company called Thrill Zone. Crowd goes absolutely insane. Mcfoley is
47:34
shocked. Yeah, you see last month, I listened to what Ball's mahoney
47:39
had to say. He showed me his conspiracy board and connected all the dots.
47:46
He told me that his cousin Larry is a bookie in Las Vegas.
47:53
And he also told me that his former neighbor, Nick, is an accountant.
47:58
Now follow me here starts to look away, and he says, look
48:00
at me. I got more to say now. Nick told Balls that there
48:07
is proof that you've accepted bribes from the House of Pain and Mark Henry LLC
48:15
for over a year. And Lenny told Balls that he has proof that Henry
48:22
LLC has been betting on wrestling matches and that's how they made their money.
48:29
In fact, they've been paying Mike Awesome to lay down and you're turning the
48:35
blind eye to further prove this. The House of Pain has been laundering the
48:42
winnings through a certain local pizza shop that Balls may or may not frequent.
48:52
The crowd is stunned. Mick Foley has fallen to his knees. Now,
49:00
Mick, there's a new sheriff in town, Zuna. He got no elevated
49:06
liver enzymes. In fact, he's ready to go for the main event.
49:10
And it's time for me to start making some matches. Well, I took
49:15
a look at the odds and saw a lot of money on Mike Awesome for
49:23
tonight, but it didn't say against who. So next up, I want
49:30
to see Mike Awesome versus my friend ball zoning. Here it comes Balmorey,
49:43
finally in action, the whistleblower, the conspiracy, theorist, the pizza lever.
49:55
I've been waiting all season of waiting a song. Don shift. I'll
50:00
take a drake, and I always still my ballrooms. Let's keep it going.
50:07
I might run out of time, but who caress? Mike Assam comes
50:21
running out. He's dragging Rick Flair though he's protesting the match, but it
50:24
doesn't matter. Before the bell, Rick Flair hops up on the apron and
50:30
whispers something in Ball's ear, But new Jack rings the bell. Awesome lays
50:36
down immediately. He's trying to take a dive. He's yelling pin me,
50:40
pin me. Balls knows better than that, and he just kicks his ass
50:47
all around the ring. He's using garbage cans, chairs, candle shots.
50:52
It's a good old fashioned hardcore match. He's even hitting the balls, punches,
50:57
the boone balls, Balls, Balls punches. Finally, Balls hits a
51:01
nutcracker, Sweet lays out Awesome, but he doesn't pin Awesome. He pulls
51:10
Mike Awesome onto himself. Mike Awesome pins Balls as he's knocked out. But
51:19
why, why did Ball's mahoney just throw the match? This is getting really
51:24
confusing. We go to the back backstage, Flair and Balls are celebrating,
51:32
pouring champagne all over each other. But why. Flair goes to explain himselves
51:37
to the camera, and then Angle Current, Angle, the wrestling Champion and
51:44
Steve Blackman show up and they start beating the shit out of Balls, just
51:46
pounding on him. Flair he's got PTSD. He's just standing there watching panic
51:51
look on his face. But then Rick fucking Flair stands up straight and he
51:57
whooves. He starts on lowing on Angle and Blackman. Balls is up now
52:01
chair shots all around. Balls chases off Angle and Blackman with the chair and
52:07
Bam bam Now enters and he stares down Rick Flair and he's pissed, and
52:12
Flair finally speaks with a tear in my eye. Whoo. Everyone knows this
52:21
has been a bad few months for the nature Boy. I got into debt
52:25
with Mark Henry. I owed him and you, Bam Bam, a lot
52:30
of money and I paid for it. I paid with my mind and my
52:34
soul week in and week out. But you were the worst, Bam Bam.
52:37
You beat me and bullied me. But no more. I put everything
52:42
I had, all my money on Mike Awesome winning that match, and you
52:47
put a chunk of change on him losing, didn't you. That's quite the
52:52
swing. Whoo. So as of today, I am no longer in debt
52:58
to the House of Pain. I've got myself a box of cash, and
53:01
I'm headed out for the night on the town. He shoves a padded lope
53:08
into Bam BAM's chest and starts kicking Bam BAM's ass. Bambam runs as Flair
53:15
looks at the camera and he says, and Bam Bam, Daddy, it's
53:19
you and it's me. At Major Fest. Back to the ring, there
53:29
comes Sean Michael. He's head of the ring. He's here to explain his
53:35
actions from last month in the Battle Pack. If you remember, he's the
53:39
reason why Team throws On lost. He just left the ring. He says,
53:49
a lot of people are wondering why I turned my back on team throws
53:52
on, well, I can't sit there and just let someone take my spotlight.
53:58
I tried to do the right thing, but I couldn't get over what
54:01
Hall did to me at Major Fest last year. So now I consider us
54:07
even now. I had the House of Pain beat last month single handedly,
54:15
and Sting ruined everything. He wasn't even in the match. He's a Glory
54:21
Hawk. So the show stopper ended show time. Oh baby new Jack's back.
54:37
Thick comes running out, the part owner of thrill Zone. Now he's
54:43
read. He grabs the mic. He says, Sean on behalf of this
54:46
Boston crowd and the boys in the back shut the fuck up. You have
54:53
a match tonight and it's next against that's rayma Stereo, huge debut, big
55:07
drills out sidey from last month, raymous Cereals in action. Sean Michaels versus
55:13
Ray mas Cereal is the dream match. It's a surprise. His match is
55:19
unreal, a real work right match. These two are in the prime of
55:24
their careers and it's showing uh why they belong in the A brand. At
55:29
one point, Michael's goes for a top rope Brazer's edge to taunt Scott Hall
55:32
and Mysterio is able to reverse it into her corona. Also later, Michaels
55:37
is able to evade a six one nine and catches Mysterio on a wastelock launches
55:42
him over the top to the outside. But in the end the ref has
55:45
his back turned checking on Mysterio after a move and Michaels is putting on brass
55:51
knuckles. Just then it's stop descent from the rafters. He hits a scorpion
55:59
death drop and before the ref can even turn around, he is back up
56:02
in the rooftops. Ray Mystereo crawls over makes the cover one two three,
56:10
huge win for a stereo Wow. Former FWF champion Shawn Michaels is just defeated
56:22
by a debuting Ray Mysterio. What does this mean for the rankings? Because
56:25
you know in Thrill Zone we really care about the rankings, and that's a
56:30
statement. We head to the back. Angle and Blackman are getting into a
56:34
red Corvette and Angle says, we are taking the night off. I need
56:39
a break from defending this wrestling belt, and plus most fighters take months off
56:45
after they defend the belt. New Jack runs in. He says okay,
56:49
okay, no problem, but I have an offer for you. You can
56:52
have the next show off two, but you have to agree to one thing.
56:58
Angle is thrilled. He says two months off and he's like, all
57:00
right, what's the offer next month? If Ball's mahoney can beat Steve Blackman
57:07
one on one, Angle must face Balls at major fist Angle He laughs,
57:15
He agrees, and Blackman Angle drive off and new Jack is smiling and we
57:22
are back in the ring. Twenty minutes thirty one seconds, TIF comes I'm
57:29
at Johnson, I'm ed. Looks phenomenal. He's in the best shape of
57:31
his life. But when did Steve Boston He's just the the tax him from
57:37
behind. These two are brawling all around the arena, inside and outside of
57:40
the crowd, concession stands. It's back and forth fight. The bell never
57:45
rang. Actually, they're just killing each other all over the place. The
57:50
ref is trying to get the match in the ring. Finally they get in
57:52
the ring and the ref rings a bell kick for the midsection ripper. It's
57:57
a ripper. He grabs his leg. Ba crab our Man taps out,
58:04
Oh my god, I mean the match was only twenty seconds, but they
58:10
brought for at least fifteen minutes amazing Steve Boston rock Ha. Steve Boston is
58:19
the new number one contender to the interstate title. And now it's time for
58:25
the main event of war crime. Here comes Mark Henry. House of Pain
58:43
music is playing. He's the champion. Hasn't been the best night for the
58:50
Alaza Payne so far, a lot of revelations. We figured out what's actually
58:55
been going on. Nick Foley's in the pocket at Alza Bae, So what's
59:00
he gonna say? You gotta think what's his headspace going in to this main
59:06
event? Right? He says, It's unbelievable what some people will do when
59:12
they are scared. They will make up fairy tales to make themselves believe something
59:19
that is not real. They look to the biggest idiots with the biggest ideas
59:24
and say, let's believe that guy. But no matter what people say,
59:30
it's all about what people do, and what I do is beat those people
59:37
up. Sometimes I beat those people up so bad that I offer them an
59:43
opportunity because the House of Pain is still open for business, and business is
59:49
good, but we just filled a big position. I'd like to introduce to
59:53
you our personal commentator Moncha Man. Oh no, he did it. Mancho
1:00:06
Man is joining the house of pain, is the personal commentator. Oh no,
1:00:10
Now the whole house of pain is out and they make the right way
1:00:15
to the ring and his opponent. So it goes out to Brian Sick at
1:00:30
home. This match is set for one ball. It is for the f
1:00:37
w F Heavyweight Championship of the World. Here he comes the Titans sooner.
1:00:46
The tattoos, the size, the focus. Here he is for people watching
1:00:52
on. Patriot looks great, look at the tattoos. Shout out to Dave
1:00:57
Wheeler. She's ready for the challenge of his life. Zuona verse Mark Henry
1:01:04
is underway. The two men stand face to face. Mark Henry starts talking
1:01:08
shit to his face. He backs off and he throws a punch. Zuna
1:01:12
ducks and fires off on Mark Henry. These two start battling all over the
1:01:16
ringside area, but Zuna has full advantage of Mark Henry and Henry look scared.
1:01:22
Yoko puts Henry up against the post. He charges, Henry moves,
1:01:27
Zuna stops short, but Henry hits him with an avalanche, smashing Zuna's back
1:01:31
into the post. Henry takes over. He starts attacking Zuna's back. If
1:01:37
Zuna's back is hurt, he can't apply the Samoan drop to Henry. Zuna
1:01:43
starts mounting a comeback, but Henry shuts him down. Every time this Mark
1:01:49
Henry is pretty impressive. Henry puts Zuna into the corner and begins trying to
1:01:52
lift him to the second rope. Mark Henry is trying to lift Zuona to
1:01:57
the second rope, but he battles back and he ends up on the canvas.
1:02:01
Zuna tea's off on Henry and he has him in the corner. Zuna
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hits the ropes for a full head of steam and charges in for an avalanche
1:02:09
of his own. Henry pulls the refin the way, Zuona crashes and the
1:02:13
both men. The ring post snaps. The ring post snaps, Holy fucking
1:02:20
shit shades of Vam Bam and Zuna from season one. David See laughs every
1:02:24
time I swear because I'm not bleeping these. Henry's down, Zona is down,
1:02:30
The referee is done for. I've got twenty four, I got four
1:02:35
minutes left, minutes pass? How's the pain there are? At ringside?
1:02:40
Zuna's holding holding his back How's the Pain set up the stairs? Soon as
1:02:46
holding his How's the Pain set up the stairs on the floor and lifts Zuna
1:02:50
into the ring. They place Zuna's arm in a chair and they pilmonize it.
1:02:54
Oh. No, Henry is going to the world's strongest slant. He's
1:02:59
gonna world's strongest off the roof, off the ring into the stairs, just
1:03:02
what he did to a certain megastar in the first pay per view. But
1:03:07
here come the outsiders and triple hs. They hit the ring, they start
1:03:10
fighting. The als of pain to the back and now it's just Henry and
1:03:15
Suna. Henry goes to the lift Zuna again, but he's face to face
1:03:19
with the Macho Man. The Macho Man is out from con the commentary's table
1:03:24
and they're just staring at each other. Marcho starts punching Henry. Henry turns
1:03:30
into a one armed Samoan. Drop off the ring into the stairs. Now
1:03:36
there's a new referee and he sends Macho Man to the back. No,
1:03:40
he sends machro Man to the back, but Yoko rolls Henry in quickly pins
1:03:45
him. The ref turns and sees he starts counting one, two, kick
1:03:52
out. Zuna couldn't hook the leg with both arms. He was pilmonized.
1:03:59
Both men are spent. They have given everything they have. Henry starts waving
1:04:02
to the back for the House of Pain again. Yoko, holding his arm,
1:04:06
turns and waits for them to enter, but they don't come. Henry
1:04:11
spins him around listen for the World's Strongest Slam against Again. Zuna slips it
1:04:16
and nails another Samoan drop. Zuna knows he can't hook the legs, so
1:04:20
he attempts to do a standing bonds I drop, but Henry moves. Zuna
1:04:26
gets up and he's lifted into the World's Strongest Slam. Mark. Henry lifts
1:04:31
Zuna up, slams him down one, two, three, Mark Henry wins
1:04:43
decisive victory. I mean there was some run in. There's a lot of
1:04:47
stuff going on. What's going on with Manso? Is he retired? And
1:04:54
if he is the commentator he turned on Mark Henriy what are these new revelations?
1:05:00
Me find out next month at Death Grip. Thank you everyone? Wow,
1:05:14
all right, a lot of story stuff happening in that show. David
1:05:18
C loved when I swore it's fantastic. I had a lot of story stuff
1:05:23
as well. I just told it in one match. What do you think
1:05:29
about new Jack being the owner of throw Zone. It's different, it's different.
1:05:35
You're you're you're writer? Uh, Max, come on, come on.
1:05:41
He also sent me a d M said I was fat shaming I'm talking
1:05:45
about I'm talking about a pig. You can't fat shame a pig. You're
1:05:49
gonna get canceled. It's just it's just a pig name. Max. I
1:05:56
think I think those are some good pay per views. We'll see what you
1:06:00
think. Well, I just heard word from Brett hivan Hart via the AOL
1:06:03
chat. Holiday Hell is going to be in Calgary and he would like to
1:06:15
cash in his world title opportunity in his home, in his own backyard,
1:06:19
so we won't have to wait for Majorfest. It will be hollywoodhul Kogan versus
1:06:24
Brett Hart at Holiday Hell two in Calgary or the title. So Matt conor
1:06:31
myself, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take the final six
1:06:36
participants in the Collusion Collision. That would be Eddie Guerrero, that would be
1:06:42
the Giant, that would be brock Lesner, that would be Chris Jericho,
1:06:46
Steve Austin and Goldberg. They will be in a six pack challenge match at
1:06:51
Holiday Hell two. The winner of that will face the winner of Brett and
1:06:57
Hogan in the main event of Majors. All right, sounds good. I
1:07:02
actually just received word. Nu Jack just texted me. He said that the
1:07:08
Legion of Doom will actually have to defend those tag team titles against the Outsiders
1:07:14
next month at Death Grip. So that's happening that very well, that's a
1:07:18
main event match if you ask me. So, do we have any any
1:07:23
cuts? He's trying to get the hell out of here tonight? Well,
1:07:29
I mean I'm trying you, David C out of here. It's been an
1:07:30
hour show. David C. You're loving this, right what I'm enjoying this?
1:07:34
Yeah? All right, Yes, I love David's back. Yeah,
1:07:39
he looks great. By the way. Uh we we won't announce anything yet,
1:07:45
but we are in talks with David C but adding a new podcast possibly
1:07:49
to the network, and we'll talk about that a little later. David's tried
1:07:54
you even know it exactly all right? Yes, I the the Thrill Zone
1:08:00
brand has come to terms with the release of Ahmed Johnson. Wow. Even
1:08:08
though even though you loved my Miammi Johnson promo, Wow, well we suste.
1:08:15
A lot of injuries were sustained at collusion collision. Ah, Shane Douglas
1:08:25
was cemented to the floor right and spray painted. I don't know if we
1:08:30
said that he was cemented and spray painted after the fact. I don't know
1:08:33
if the cameras caught that. Due to that, Shane Douglas is dead.
1:08:39
Has been released, Damn. Shane Douglas has been released. Also to the
1:08:45
vicious attack from Bret Hart and Chris Jericho, the Patriot has been released.
1:08:56
And also, guys, we have to say goodbye to dumb Mark and fat
1:09:03
Pig mac Ah what I thought there was gonna be Ah, dude, I
1:09:13
believe that's called masturbatory booking. So we have three releases, which means that
1:09:20
I have three public picks. Okay, any trade offers before the picks?
1:09:26
No trade offers, Okay, I would have I would offer a trade for
1:09:30
dumb Mark, but you dropped him. I dropped him. So brosk,
1:09:35
he's got the first pick and he's gonna see did you see his silver hair?
1:09:40
Yeah, I gonna He's gonna use public picks first no, no,
1:09:43
no, no secret pick, first secret pick. Okay, now texted to
1:09:46
me, not the group chat. That's right, that's right. I'm gonna
1:09:48
text to you right now. I'm opening up a chat for David C.
1:09:58
So I can do the same thing, David. Okay, David C.
1:10:00
Are you ready? I'm sending it over. Okay, don't say who it
1:10:03
is, as long as it's not somebody I've secretly picked. Already. You
1:10:11
know what I'm saying. You're good. Yeah, I'm good. Okay,
1:10:16
I am sending my pick. You're good, Okay, all right, David
1:10:25
C. Smirkton's nodded. Here's my pick. Yeah, you're good. All
1:10:35
right, here's my pick coming in hot. You're good? Oh baby?
1:10:44
So whatever. Anyways, So Brosky now has three public picks I have won.
1:10:47
But you go ahead, making her debut to Turmoil. Are you ready?
1:11:06
Study Sunny is coming to a turmoil? All right? I Thrill Zone.
1:11:26
Uh, we're a family brand. We would like to select publicly.
1:11:30
Brian Christopher. Wow, Brian Christopher. So that's all you have. I
1:11:38
have two more picks, right, you have two more public picks? Yes,
1:11:42
Making his return to Turmoil, Gang Grill and we believe in. We
1:11:55
believe in second chances on the Turmoil brand, whether we're giving people from Thrills
1:11:59
on the B Show a sh or given someone another shot who was on Turmoil
1:12:03
before making his return to Turmoil. Badass Billy Gunn all right, all right,
1:12:14
all right, yes, so that's Sunny Gang Grill and Badass Billy Gunn
1:12:19
coming to Turmoil. All right? Now? Is there anything else? That's
1:12:26
it? Right? That's it? I mean, we we could make some
1:12:29
some trade offers now, knowing who we have on the shows, I have
1:12:32
no trade offers. Major Fest has been booked, has been booked, So
1:12:41
next month you will see on Death Grip you will see Legion to Doom versus
1:12:46
the Outsiders for Attack Team titles. You will see Ball's Mahoney versus Steve Blackman,
1:12:54
and if Balls can win, he gets that shot at the championship at
1:12:58
Major Fest. And then obviously there's still I mean, what does it mean
1:13:02
that new Jack now owns half of Thrill Zone? What happened to Mick Foley?
1:13:09
Is he gonna get arrested? He knows a lot a lot of questions
1:13:12
looking forward to Death Script, but it's headlined by those two big matches right,
1:13:16
and we over on turmoil. We have Holiday Hell too, Hul Cogan
1:13:20
Hollywood Hulk Cogan versus Brett the hit Manhart. The match you've been waiting to
1:13:25
see after WrestleMania nine. You've been waiting forever for this match. You're gonna
1:13:30
see it for the title. You will see the six Pack Challenge for the
1:13:31
Number one Contendership, Eddie Guerrero versus Chris Jericho, versus Austin, versus Goldberg,
1:13:38
versus brock Lesner versus the Giant. Also just announced Papa Shango will take
1:13:46
on Cain. You will see Edge will finally get his hands on his brother
1:13:53
Christian, and a match for the Interstate Championship. And you will see a
1:14:00
tag team turboil match for the Tag Team Championships. Who will walk out of
1:14:06
Holiday Hell two? The FWF Tag Team champions and so much more than Hold
1:14:12
a Hell two. I want to briefly thank a lot of people that have
1:14:15
been helping us out. First of all, Max Heron, I don't think
1:14:18
that we give him enough credit. Makes pay per view posters every month,
1:14:26
and he's been doing this forever since the Ruth's Aggression days. Yeah so so
1:14:30
shout out to Max. You are killing it. Thank you very much.
1:14:34
Also, obviously zan Man thanks for the reviews. He's like he got married,
1:14:41
he's been very busy, but he finds time in the month to do
1:14:45
the reviews, very painstakingly writes these reviews, so we really appreciate that.
1:14:48
And of course Dave Wheeler, who's I think his new full time job is
1:14:54
making us customs for the FW but hell. And also David Ce for stepping
1:14:59
in for an injured prime. I thank you very much, David, thank
1:15:03
you, yeah, thank you my pleasure. Gentlemen, all right, I
1:15:06
guess that's it for me. That's it for it. Guys. We'll see
1:15:11
you next month. But that's quiet.