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Sticks, Balls, and Hairties · The Giggle Gremlins Talk Show

• Maddie: Boo, it's spooky season. I'm just kidding. Hey guys, welcome back, it's Maddie. lilly: Never do that again. Di: Di. starting out lilly: and Lilly. Di: strong. We are starting out strong. lilly: You Maddie: Okay guys, what's up? What's going on? What's new? Di: I had a day off today. I know. Miracles Maddie: I had a half day. lilly: Yay! Di: miracles. lilly: I had a full day. Maddie: It is cold as Di: Well Maddie: fuck here right now. It is like 60s. It was lilly: It's so good. It's fall. Maddie: like 30s this morning. lilly: It's beautiful. Di: It was so much colder than that here. I'll tell you. Here. Let me check the weather. Mm. Maddie: We are further south. Di: How do you like how I'm lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: drinking coffee at five o'clock in the evening and I have work tomorrow at See, you under s ooh, which one is that? lilly: Jesus. Maddie: This? Di: Yeah. Maddie: It's a strawberry matcha. lilly: my god, you got one. Di: We have Maddie: I've been... Di: a se by the way, we do have seven brews Maddie: I've been dying to drink it. Di: here. Maddie: You know, they started here. Di: Yeah, but like everything started there. I lilly: How do you like the strawberry matcha? Maddie: I haven't tried it yet, I was waiting for the podcast. lilly: EEEE Di: we get to taste taste test taste test Maddie: Taste test! Cause I've been dying to try one since Chan lilly: I'm scared that you're gonna hate it. Maddie: had a like a... I got a big one, I hope I don't. But I've been dying to try it since Chan talked about it on his live. I just hadn't bought one. Cause I didn't know where to get one. That I wanted to get one and I was like well fine, let's go here. That's actually really good. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know what he was on about. lilly: Yay. Di: Did he not like it? Maddie: He thought it was weird. lilly: He was very dramatic about it. Di: well when Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: is he not dramatic, guys? Maddie: This is true. Di: I mean th this is why he's perfect for Maddie, is because they can be dramatic lilly: Hehehehe Di: together. Maddie: If he doesn't lose that blonde lilly: You Maddie: hair, we're gonna have issues. lilly: Maddie's reaction versus Di: He went back. lilly: Chan's reaction to the strawberry Maddie: Ha ha ha! lilly: matcha was very different. She goes, it's actually pretty good. He was like, Di: Mm-hmm. lilly: he went on and on. Di: Of course he did, because that's what he does. He goes on and on. I lilly: what he does. Di: think it's so funny that everyone like Stay's entire vocal stim at this point is a crepe. I lilly: you Di: know it's a creep, but the menu But it's a pancake. Pancake on the Maddie: you lilly: It's a pancake on the menu. Di: menu I leave me alone. Maddie: No, but I do fear he has he had he he may lose his spot Di: Yeah. Maddie: if he doesn't change his blonde hair. Di: no. He has competition guys. Maddie: Yeah, he does. Everybody else is changing their hair. He's the only one I want to change his hair. Di: At least he's not okay, w when it was really bad for both him and IN. And I'm like, guys, just don't do it is when they blonde when they bleach their eyebrows, their skin's Maddie: Mm. Di: too pale for it. Just don't do it. It makes them look albino. I my I realized that I I jokingly told my husband today, 'cause I got like a bunch of makeup recently, and they sent me a free gift, and the free gift was like this awesome dark purple lipstick. I'm obsessed with it. very Very me. and I was like, maybe I'll wear makeup more often. And I was like, but I dress like a man. So I'll you know, it will just be very very confusing of like makeup the holy nine yards and then sweatpants and a t shirt, 'cause that's what I dress like every day. lilly: That's such a vibe though. Di: You know, it's gonna be in the new fashion. It's gonna be what I it's gonna be new. It's gonna be my thing. Of like, lilly: Yeah, do it. Di: this is the new this is the new look. I don't know if you guys have huge temperature fluctuations from night to day. Maddie: or the low is 40. Well sometimes we do. Di: We get like Maddie: It just depends. Di: so tonight it's gonna be a f so tomorrow it's gonna be a forty degree temperature change from like daytime to nighttime. Maddie: Ours is 20ish. Di: Yeah. So we get like because we're in a desert and because we're all pine, we just get like these huge temperature fluctuations. But it's so cozy, it's so fall weathery. Maddie: We- I feel like- I feel like- I feel like we get those in like, winter. Like, cold, cold weather. I feel like we have drastic changes like that too. Di: We used to be like super cold in the winter and then now we're like not as cold, but we used to be the coldest place in the country once upon a time in the winter. Like we'd break records. Maddie: I would hate to be there. Di: Your car wouldn't start some days. It was Maddie: I would hate to be there. Di: fine. Some days you just Maddie: Cool. Di: had to call into work and be like, hey, by the way, my car is just not having it. I drive a diesel. No, Maddie: No, my work knows. My work knows if it is any kind of snowy icy roads. I'm not showing up. I will not be there. Di: See, I I don't have that option because if you try to avoid snowy whatever roads here, you're just like shit outta luck. Maddie: Yeah, but you also know my car, so... Di: Right, and I I drive a pickup, so you know. Maddie: Yeah, I drive the opposite, actually. Di: I drive my two vehicles I drive are both sort of meant for whatever. one of them is like I jokingly call the new lesbian vehicle because like here in the state that I live in, the Subaru is not the lesbian vehicle. It is the lesbian vehicle everywhere else, but here it's just everyone's vehicle. If you drive a Subaru, you're from here. Anyway, the but what I drive every day is like the now replacement in the state for the lesbian car since the Subaru's been taken by everybody else. but it is a hybrid, which is nice. and so it gets like amazing. fuel mileage, but it does good in the snow. And then I drive a pickup. Maddie: I get 20 miles to a gallon. Di: You get the same as my pickup and that's bad because it's a full size like I drive a I drive a full size pickup. Yeah. Maddie: I do drive like a maniac though. Di: That's also true. It's lilly: It's true. Di: I sent a video that was like what what it's like talking on the phone with a on like with a fro on the phone with a friend who has road lilly: Ha ha Di: rage on their way home from work. And it was like this person talking super normal, and then they're like, Why are you even living? And I was like lilly: That's Maddie. Di: Yeah. I'm like whenever Maddie calls me, when she's like, Okay, I'm driving home, I'm like, Okay, well, let's see who pisses her off today. lilly: And it's everyone. Maddie: You guys, you should have worked on the way to the therapy today. Di: no Maddie: was bad. lilly: god. Maddie: I was, so I've been really good about not actually yelling at people. That did not happen today. I was in fact yelling at everybody. Di: Maddie, you are not good lilly: Sometimes you just gotta let it out. Di: at yelling. You are Maddie: You Di: not good at not yelling at everybody. Maddie: Mm-hmm. I've gotten really good at it. lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: Do you keep the Maddie: I control myself better. Di: yelling to it in an inside voice? Maddie: No, I just talk. I talk like normal level, but like what I say is not very nice. you Di: oh, okay. And that's better somehow. Maddie: I actually gave myself a headache today. Di: my god. I so the problem with like I don't know. The problem with where I live is because there's so many farm vehicles and stuff. traveling anywhere, especially like going to work, is always a pain in the butt. There's always somebody. It's also old people drive. and that should be illegal. I don't know how to make it illegal, but it should be illegal that old people drive. I don't make the rules, but they should be made. lilly: I agree. They should have to retake their license Maddie: I think, I think. lilly: tests like every so often. Once you reach a certain age like every year. Low key. And for everyone else, Di: Yes. Yes. Yes. And they should have to like Maddie: Mm-hmm. lilly: like 5 to 10 years. Low key. For everyone because some people don't be knowing how Maddie: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. lilly: to drive. Maddie: Especially if Di: And Maddie: you have to get a license in a new state. lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. and I think that it should be like based off of I don't know, not necessarily like well, kind of. Each state drives differently, too. The worst the worst. Maddie: Mm-hmm. No, girl, let me know. I'll tell you. Di: Texans. Maddie: could not say it better. But I don't know, Oklahoma's pretty bad. Oklahoma's pretty bad too. Missouri's pretty bad. lilly: Texans, Oklahoma's very close. Di: They're the worst. I okay, I don't I haven't been around a whole lot of Oklahoma. lilly: They're everywhere over here. Di: if I like went to the if I went to the eastern part of the state, Maddie: Missouri too. Di: I'd deal with them more probably. If I like went into the eastern part, I deal with a lot of like you deal with like a lot of Kansas and Oklahoma and Nebraska and like those types of people. But I don't go over there very often. So I don't know about Oklahoma. Maddie: I'm starting to wonder if it's just all out of state people for us because we're used to the people who drive here and those Di: Mm. Maddie: don't know how to drive here. Di: Yeah. for us lilly: True. Di: it's New Me for us it's New Mexico and Texas. Occasionally California, but for them I know. Just they Maddie: Texas needs to stay to themselves. Stay in Texas. Di: have a they have a big enough state. Just stay over there. Maddie: Literally, why do you have to come populate ours? Di: They're all complaining about how everyone's moving into Texas and I'm like, Then why are you in my store No, I'm kidding. Maddie: complaining about lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie: moving to Texas, but you're moving here. Di: Then why are you here? lilly: So you see how you feel that way about those people, now you know how we feel about you. Maddie: Exactly. Di: Y right, exactly. Uh-huh. Exactly. yeah, my husband's cousin lilly: hehe Di: who was visiting one time wore a shirt that was like was like the state of Texas and was like, We're full. And I'm like, Yeah, well, I'm sorry that you guys are full, but stop flooding into our states and stay full. Stay over there. Stay. Stay. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Di: You you don't know how to drive. Literally, one time we were visiting my in-laws on a really snowy day. We ha in order for me to leave my home, I have to go over a mountain pass. It just is how it works. There is there's no way to go anywhere where I live without going over a mountain pass. I'm surrounded. And so we were going to go visit my in-laws, and so we were going over one of the passes, and all these cars were like off the side of the road. Some of them were like sideways on the road because they had like spun out and like slipped and stuff. And it's like a really steep, road. And also the snow is really bad. It was like a really whi like blizzardy kind of day. Every single one of those cars had a Texan license plate. And I was like, it is the day after Christmas. What are you guys doing over here in a blizzard? Go home. I know why, it's because there's a ski resort there, but still go home. Maddie: But like, can you please stop coming here? Like, lilly: Stay at the resort, bro. Di: There's no resort. Maddie: I understand we have a college that brings you here, but like, go back when you're done. lilly: yeah, why are you staying here? Maddie: Don't stay here. Di: Texas has Texas has some nice colleges though, so like they should just go to those colleges. Okay, bye. It is Maddie: It's because it's It's cheaper. lilly: Yeah, why are they going to us? It is cheaper for them to go out of state than it is to stay in state. Di: No, Texas is super expensive. I got accepted into Texas AM and when I got my so Maddie: Thank God you didn't go. Di: I know. Actually I don't mind college stations so much as a town, but like yeah. I gotta accept Maddie: No, it's because we're our rival. Di: Are they their your rival, the Aggies? Maddie: They're one of our rivals. Mm-hmm. Di: I s I'm I was still an Aggie, so you know I I maintained that, but I was like a not the same Maddie: No, do you wanna fight? Di: Aggies, not the same Aggies. that was like at some games we were the Aggies and at some games we were the Rams, and it just depended on the game Maddie: Mmm. Di: because the school I went to is an A&M school, but then they switched to a state university. Maddie: Mmm. Di: And so we still have like the A mountain and everything. And so at some games we're the Aggies and we wear orange. And then at other games we're the Rams and we wear like green and gold. It just made it really complicated and confusing. But our mascot's name was Cam the Ram. And the reason his name Maddie: That's cute. Di: was Cam, he's a Ramboulet. He's very cute. if anyone knows sheep, he's a Rambelay. Anyway, the reason his name is Cam lilly: You Di: is because it stands for Colorado A and And so that's how they like maintained lilly: That's cute. Di: it. Except that there's horrible history. Maddie: You know what ours is called? Di: No, what's yours? Maddie: tusks. Cause he's got tusks. Di: What is your mascot? Maddie: It's a razorback. Cause he's got tusks. Di: Really? lilly: Pig Sooie Maddie: And all of them, and all of them, all of our like live animal mascots are all from the same family farm. So when one dies, the other, like a brother gets promoted. Di: Yeah. Yep, that's lilly: They're cute. Di: the same as ours. except that the current Cam the Ram is actually Pete the Ram because Can the Ram died and the next Can the Ram that was supposed to carry on whatever ended up having a really bad temperament and so they they took his other brother. And so Pete Cam is Pete. Maddie: no, all of ours do, so they're stuck in cages during the games. Di: Yeah. ours like has a person who like lilly: Like, a razorback is not a very nice... animal. Di: No. ours is has like a person who like walks him around the stadium and you can like go and take pictures with him. He has like the really nice like curled whatever. lilly: Aww. Maddie: From what I've heard, I haven't been to a game in a long time, from what I've heard, they do let him out like during halftime. But for the game, he's lilly: Just let him cause a ruckus. Maddie: in a cage. Di: interesting. We have like a really horrible history of like way back when, not like now anymore, but like back in like the seventies or something, when the big so our big rival is CU, in Boulder. And when we and then also Laramie is our other big rival, the Cowboys, I think, Maddie: Mmm. Di: is there, which is very fitting for Wyoming. But When the so the big game every year is the Rocky Mountain Showdown, they it's so big that they can't have it at any of the stadiums at either CU or CSU, so they have to have it at the Mile High Stadium. I don't know what it's called now, but the Broncos Stadium. And back in like the seventies and stuff, there used to be like a prank that they used to pull where they'd go and kill each other's mascots and then like have a barbecue where they'd eat each other's mascots. Because CU is the Maddie: That's not funny. lilly: what? Di: it's not, it's so bad. we still have like a joke about it. So like they'll like a lamb roast over at CU, but it won't be Cam. And we'll do like a bison dinner thing. but it's not their bison. I know. Maddie: That's awful. Speaking of dead mascots, the Tusk that we did have died three or four years ago and when I tell you everybody lilly: Not that long ago. Maddie: was upset I'm like you guys are ridiculous. We're gonna have another one tomorrow. Di: Yeah, people did not care so much. the last cam died like when I was at CSU and I don't remember like we were sad. Maddie: my God, I used Di: the problem is that he died right before the Rocky Mountain like the day before the Rocky Mountain showdown. And that was like everyone was like, The reason we did so bad Maddie: Mmmmm Di: and I'm like, or the reason we sit did so bad is because we're a shit football team and we should stop putting so much money in sports and we should start focusing on like our education. I don't know, just the thought. lilly: Nah, it's the... it's the... it's the Ram's fault. Di: It's the Rams fault that every year we have fa we have lost at the Rocky Mountain Showdown. Maddie: You Di: At this point in time, it's just a joke. It's just an excuse. It's just an excuse for the hippies to laugh lilly: lists of... Maddie: You what else is a joke? Di: at us. Maddie: You know what else is a joke? Our entire team. Di: At work? Maddie: No, entire football team. lilly: Well, that too. Di: I mean, listen listen. lilly: hahaha Di: Our team, our like state team is the joke is a joke of a football team. Have you seen the Broncos? They do really, really well, and then they get into any game that matters and then they just fumble. They're like, okay. It's like you not you wanna know the teams that I make the most fun of. The Cowboys, obviously, because if you're a fan of the Cowboys, I'd I'm sorry that that you're a fan of the Cowboys. Maddie: Again, Texas. Di: Now, I did go to a Stray Kids concert right by like the Cowboys Stadium. It was in the Texas Rangers Stadium, but you know. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Again, Texas. Di: Texas. But the Broncos. The Broncos are the second team that I make the most fun of because every time I'm just like And you know what's so funny is the people in our state are like so die hard Broncos fans. They're like, no, we love them. They're the best team. And I'm like, guys. every time they'd make it anywhere, they mess up somehow. lilly: self-sabotaging. Maddie: We don't have an NFL Di: They did win a Maddie: team. Di: do you guys not have an NFL team? Then who do you cheer for? lilly: Well... Maddie: I go for the Chiefs and the Vikings. Di: Oh, okay. The Chiefs are right there. lilly: I don't watch sports. Maddie: The cheese cause they're right there at the Vikings cause of my grandfather. Di: Okay. I grew up with like a lot of family from Massachusetts, so the Pats were like my team for a long time. And now I think it's the Seahawks. I don't know. Maddie: I just watch other games just to watch them for noise, honestly. Di: I don't understand the rules of sports, and I don't know any of the people who are in it. lilly: I figure skating and swimming and gymnastics. Di: I like figure skating. Maddie: I like gymnastics too. Figure skating and gymnastics. Di: I love Ooh, and and synchronized swimming. lilly: Yes. Maddie: Yeah. Di: And like dance. I guess that's kind of a sport. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Yes, absolutely. lilly: Exactly. Di: I do like soccer. I do keep up very, very much with like the World Cup and everything. I do really like soccer. my mom's European. What can I say? my mom's European who was born. Maddie: Is F1 considered a sport? Di: Yes. Oddly. Maddie: than F1, too. Di: Oddly it's a sport. But lilly: you Di: yes, it is considered a sport. Maddie: Didn't we look this up one time, Lilly, where we were like, what makes it a sport? lilly: Yes, because what were we looking up? It was something peculiar. We'll have to find Maddie: It was. lilly: that. It was like fingers. it was like croquet, but like... It was like croquet, but not. Di: It was like fingering? lilly: No, no, no, no, no, no, not that. Di: I can see how that You have to find the right Maddie: So what was it? Di: bull? lilly: No, it was like croquette, but not croquette. Just not a fingersport. Di: Is it the one where they like throw the ball instead of hitting it with the with the thing? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. lilly: Yes, I think so. Maddie: We saw that at a show and we were like, what is that? Why is that a sport? lilly: What show were we watching? Di: We used to play that all the time. Also again, probably 'cause my mom is lilly: That was months ago. Di: European my mom is European who was born and raised in a Latin American country. So like if I didn't like soccer, what was lilly: Mmm. Soccer. Di: I even doing? lilly: I like watching basketball in person, it's I think the most fun. To watch like IRL. Maddie: In person for sure. It's the atmosphere. Ear pulling lilly: Yes, and baseball. Di: I have Maddie: is a sport. lilly: Huh? I beg your pardon? Di: Okay, the only game Maddie: ear pulling. Di: that I've the only kind of game, like big game that I've ever been to, or was a baseball game. I was it was okay. And then I went to a hockey game. Hockey live is actually kind of fun. I do enjoy hockey watching it. But lilly: OMG hockey. Figure just ice skating is so impressive. Di: I know, like think Maddie: I agree. Di: about like you're on like a little tiny thing like this big and you're just like lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: lighting along like cold stuff. Who thought of that? lilly: It's so cool. I... Maddie: You guys. Wife carrying is a sport. lilly: genuinely. Di: Wait, wife carrying? Like carrying your wife? Like do you have to carry her like lilly: Wife carrying. Okay. Maddie: is a sport. Di: bridal style or are you carrying her like a bag of potatoes or? Maddie: No, it's like, like a, I think it's like a bag of potatoes, but it says, wife carrying is a sport that involves a male competitor racing through two dry lilly: EEEH! Maddie: obstacles and one water obstacle, approximately one meter deep, while carrying a female Teammate. Di: I feel like this is barbaric. I feel like this has history of like s wife stealing and being able to like escape with somebody's wife so that you can go and like I feel like this lilly: tournament. Yeah. Not good. Yeah. Di: is like very you know, I'm not even gonna say Vikings because I don't even think they were that bad. I'd say this is like very like Americ Spanish colonizer in style. Mm-hmm. lilly: Yeah. Yeah. Maddie: I'm still trying to find out what that one was. lilly: I think Di was right, Di: Mm. lilly: as long as they throw the balls. Which is most sports. Di: it's called bull or something like bull. Maddie: another one is horse racing. I like horse racing. What was that show? Di: I could ask something. I do like horse racing. I also like, I also really like speed lilly: Now I'm I'm just properly watching. Di: speed skating, but I guess that goes with like we just like skating, I think, is what we've established. lilly: I found what we were talking about, OMG. Maddie: Did you? What is it? lilly: I don't know, can't talk. I can't speak properly. Maddie: Because we were also like, how is this a sport? lilly: I'm just resending you all these things. Di: I know what game you're talking about. You like throw a little ball, so like you have like a little wooden ball and then you have bigger balls and then you throw them to try to get who can get the closest to the little ball. But lilly: Hehehe. Di: you can like knock people out. Maddie: I don't- I don't- I don't remember it having lilly: I don't think... Maddie: balls involved. lilly: Petun... Petun... cute petun... I don't know. where players throw hollow metal balls as close to possible as a wooden target ball. yeah, Di's right. This guy was getting on a tape measure. Di: Yes, because you have to me sometimes Maddie: You Di: they're like really close and you have to like measure how close they are. The the balls, the metal balls are surprisingly heavy. They're hefty little things. lilly: So we were making fun of them when we shouldn't have. Di: Well, I mean I don't think it's a complicated sport. I don't think it's like a sport that deserves to be a sport, but ping pong's a sport, so pool pool is a sport. lilly: What the hell were we watching? Maddie: wife carrying us as sport. Yeah, there were some, some... Di: So if it involves balls. Maddie: There's actually different categories to whether it's a considerate sport or not. Like, gaming is considered Di: Balls and sticks Maddie: a sport and there's no balls there. Well... There's no balls there. Di: There might be just we might not be seeing them. Maddie: Yeah, I don't know, it's questionable. Di: Balls and sticks. That's what I've established. It makes a sport. lilly: That's the title of the episode. Di: Balls and sticks. Maddie: Balls and sticks. Di: We were gonna get a very different kind of audience with that. lilly: Hahaha Di: I'm sure that's the audience we're going for. lilly: Okay. Maddie: I'm making Lily watch Queen of Tears. And I'm scared for this next episode lilly: And yeah. Di: How are you doing, Lily? Maddie: for her. lilly: fine so far, but I'm scared. Maddie: We're gonna watch episode six tonight. lilly: tonight. Di: Good luck. lilly: We've been watching Bon app anyway. Maddie: We also started Bon Appetit, Bon Appetit, Your Majesty. Di: I love that one. lilly: Tweet tweet. Di: I love that one. Maddie: That's a good one. Di: That's such a good one. That's such a good one. lilly: I'm so excited for it. I have a big crush Di: Well lilly: on that guy. Big crush. Di: Did I start any new ones? I didn't I'm still watching F4. And I think I'm in love with that's a good one too. Maddie: I am rewatching It's Okay to Not Be Okay, and I'm like... They always give him such heavy character characters. Heavy lifed characters. Di: my god, I sent you guys that that news article, right? About what's his Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: name? Soo Hyun? Is that his name? lilly: Mm-hmm. Yes. Maddie: Yeah. Di: it turns out that he didn't even send the messages. Another celebrity did, and I'm like, I'm sorry, but if you're gonna lilly: my god. Di: have a witch hunt against a celebrity and then you're going to be like, he didn't send them, another celebrity did, like, who's the other celebrity? Because Obviously Maddie: Yeah. Di: somebody does something really terrible that you were willing to destroy somebody career somebody's career for, but you're somehow protecting this other person. Maddie: Yeah. They probably bought him out. To keep him quiet. Di: I'm like I'm like you're pay somebody paid you off and you're very much protecting this other person. So this was very much Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: a witch hunt to destroy his career and everyone Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: was gonna get behind it because I don't see the whole backlash of Maddie: you Di: people being like, Well name the name the other celebrity who actually did date a minor, who actually did threaten her and potentially led to her self unaliving Maddie: But that's usually how it goes, like people go after the big name stars. Di: But this is also maybe a big name person too, 'cause it says it's another Korean celebrity. Maddie: expose him. Bring back my- bring Di: So that's what I say. Maddie: back my guy and expose the other one. Di: No, but actually, and you know what just was driving me crazy a little bit is like I'm like, okay, yeah, maybe he did it for a while. but I was like, but he's been proven innocent, and all these people were still like, no, he probably did it. He's just paid off people to like make himself innocent. And I'm like, there was enough evidence that they arrested the guy who put the information out there. There was enough infid evidence Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: that the police felt this needed to be examined and investigated again. And so Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: In my opinion, that shows that a person is there there is reasonable doubt to think the person is innocent. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: But yeah, no, people were still like, no, he probably did it. He's just paid people off so that it doesn't look like he did it. And then all this information came out and I was like, guess what? He didn't do it. Somebody else did. But not him. Maddie: So give him back his jobs. lilly: Eat your words. Di: So give him back his jobs. Let's start filming the shows that he was supposed to be in. Maddie: because he's like genuinely he's an incredible actor genuinely like when he has scenes Di: He's a good actor. Maddie: where he has to cry he legitimately cries from someone who analyzes acting and scene like everything he he's actually crying lilly: Is that Queen of Tears Di: It's lilly: guy? Maddie: Yes. Di: Mm-hmm. Yeah. that's why it made me think of that. And also because Maddie says she's watching it's okay to not be okay again. And then he was also in lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: he was he's like a support role in Crash Landing on You, I think on you or I think Maddie: Is he? Di: I think so. I can't remember. Maddie: Let me go look. No, it's okay to not be okay. It's such a heavy show, but it's so... It's kind Di: it's so heavy. Maddie: of like Queen of Tears, but not quite so... I'm not crying as much. lilly: Is he ever, is he okay? Ever. Di: I'm watching No, he's like he they just don't want him to be happy. lilly: Good. Di: He's a he's a pretty crier. Maddie: Okay yeah, he is a guest role in that show. lilly: Yay Di: Okay, that's what I thought. Maddie: Yeah, his other show that's called One Ordinary Day, lilly: He has a discord channel now Maddie: he does. We added like three more this week. lilly: And the first pictures are Di: Hilarious. lilly: him crying. Yeah, you can tell when Maddie and I are Maddie: We added three or four. lilly: on Pinterest. Di: Yeah, it's actually really funny. I can always tell when Maddie lilly: You Di: and Lily are on Pinterest because I'll just be minding my own business and suddenly my phone will just go off with notifications Maddie: You lilly: Ting ting ting ting. Di: and I look and it's like the Giggle Gremlins, the Giggle Gremlins, the Giggle Gremlins, and I'm like, lilly: Yeah. Di: well Occasionally lilly: Yeah. Maddie: Yeah. Di: occasionally Ren is there, you know, posting things and occasionally Jay is there, but for the most part before lilly: sometimes it's Jay. It was Maddie this time. She's been brutal. Maddie: I was being a menace. lilly: She really was. And I'd be like checking in a patient and then I'd just hear da da Maddie: Wait, I really wanna show them a channel really quick. lilly: da, da da da, da da da. I'm like, God. Maddie: Wait, hang on, I gotta show. I need to show you guys this channel. Di: Well, lilly: You Di: I had to have my my phone ringtone on the other day at work because I was lilly: gosh. Di: having to like wait for a phone call because as I said we're switching like our entire system. So I was waiting for a phone call, so I had my ringtone on. by the way, if anyone wants to know, my notification tone on my phone is Chan going, you wanna know what else is big? And the number of times I heard Chan ask, You wanna know what else is big the other day? And it was all Discord notifications. Maddie: You are welcome. Okay, I want to show them this channel really lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie: quick guys. Lilly, do you know which one? lilly: So good. Di: Ha ha ha Maddie: So this is the guy that Lilly Di: Okay. Maddie: and I was talking about when she said she's got a big crush on him. It's this guy. Which, rightfully so. But we Di: Mm-mm. Okay. But lilly: Big fat crush on him. Maddie: figured out he's in between her age and mine, so it's equally age-appropriate, so it's also a problem for both of us. Anyways, I have to just- you just- Di: Not age appropriate for me. lilly: who are gonna fight to the death. Maddie: just wait. Wait. lilly: These were all like yesterday. Di: my god. Maddie: And then I just keep going. lilly: Wait, for the listeners, Maddie was sending pictures of this guy. Lee Chae Min I said, Maddie, that's enough. She said, that makes me want to send more. And I send her a picture of a stray bottle with the word, spray bottle with the word, no. Someone holding a frog going, behave. Maddie: And then I send a reaction of Firstone, like the face that says excuse me, like he's shocked. And then I continue to send photos of him. But I also sent photos of Art the Clown with his reactions after each one. lilly: So this is what Pedro Pascal Maddie: No. good times. I had fun with that. lilly: my god, guys! Di: my god. lilly: My Discord profile picture made me think, ZeeNunew are leaving Domundi. Isn't that wild? Mm-hmm. My parents. Maddie: Hmm. Mm-hmm. Zee is leaving the entertainment industry altogether Di: they? That's crazy. But Maddie: and Nunew is going to focus on music. lilly: Yeah, I'm kind of happy for them. Di: I could see it. plus by the way, Zee is like uber rich anyway. So he's been funding Nunew's entire music industry and music career anyway. Domundi hasn't, so Nunew has not been doing music under Domondi. He's been doing music kind of under Zee's label. So I mean they're just gonna get married, Maddie: go Nunew get it. Di: you know, settle down. lilly: I know, they're doing great. Di: Raise a family, and no I'm kidding, but yes. Also, did you see that Otto is a womanizer? He did not deny it. Maddie: No. lilly: huh. Di: So people were accusing him of like being a womanizer and dating a bunch of girls and like potentially dating girls all at the same time. And at a concert he said, I guess I'm a womanizer, and then he never denied it. But then he then proceeded to flirt with North very strongly. Maddie: Mm-hmm. lilly: You Di: Maybe he's our by king. I ne you never know. North is the woman. lilly: He's a womanizer and it's just North. Maddie: I fully believe it. Di: but yeah, I don't know. I just thought that was that was a fun little that was a fun little tidbit. Anything else happening in the world of the world? Maddie: I don't know of anything. Well, we did prepare a couple games. lilly: My parents. We did Di: Okay. lilly: do that. Maddie: Who wants to go first? Di: Okay. lilly: You can- I'm so scared. Of yours. Di: no. Maddie: I'm so excited for mine. lilly: I want yours to be second. I'll go first, because mine is so stupid. Di: Okay. Maddie: I did in fact make a flag for my game, so. lilly: It's just... some bullshit. This one. Maddie: Gift Master. Di: Gift master? Okay. lilly: If to rules. On each slide there will be three people and three random objects but you're the gift master so you get to decide who gets what. Maddie: you Di: Okay. lilly: It's just stupid, but I don't know. I looked Maddie: It's just stupid, said. lilly: it up. It's so bad. Why won't this f- Who gets a makeup brush? Who gets a sponge mop? And who gets a drill? Maddie: Gosh. Di: okay, makeup brush brush is going to PP Krit. Maddie: I agree. Di: I can't see lilly: That's what I thought too. Di: PP handling either of the other two instruments in a safe manner. Maddie: I lowkey think Felix gets them off and Namping gets the drill. Di: Yeah, I think Felix gets lilly: you Di: the mop. I feel like Felix needs to clean up all of his cooking messes and so the mop is important. Maddie: Yes. Di: Mm-hmm. And then the I feel like Namping is actually lilly: Especially since he lives with Seungmin. Di: Yes. I feel like Namping is Maddie: He's masculine enough to have the drill. Di: secretly like like me in our household. Like he does the household chores. Like he does he knows how to fix Maddie: I see it. Di: all this all the stuff. Maddie: I see it. Di: Yeah. So the drill is going to Namping. lilly: Perfect. Di: I'm glad that we both agreed too. lilly: The people are Chan, Bible, and North. The objects are a garden hose, a spice rack, and ironing board. Di: I'm gonna give the ironing board to Bang Chan because he has the TISM or the O C D or the ADHD or whatever that everything has to be a certain way. I feel like he irons his clothes regularly. Maddie: But listen, listen, he doesn't even wear clothes. What would he iron? lilly: His seven kids clothes. Di: His abs. Regardless, he's ironing clothes. I don't know whose clothes they are, lilly: you Di: but he's ironing them. giving the spice rack to Bible. lilly: he irons his shirts so well that he doesn't want to wear them and mess them up. Di: I'm giving the spice rack to Bible because I don't know what it is about him. I think he can cook. He can do everything else, Maddie: I see that. Di: so I'm sure he can cook. And then I'm giving the garden hose to North because he needs to cool down because he's around I Otto way too much and I understand. Maddie: Yeah, he does need to cool down. lilly: Beautiful. Maddie: Have you guys seen his new hair? Di: Norths? Or Ottos? Maddie: mm-hmm North he cut it at shorter I lilly: OMG Maddie: sent it in the I sent it on tik-tok Di: Does it look okay? Maddie: hmm it does lilly: I have 100 Di: Well lilly: plus TikTok notifications. Di: I have two hundred Maddie: You're welcome. Di: plus or three hundred plus. I actually lilly: I Di: got on TikTok yesterday, shockingly. Maddie: I think I have like six, lilly: Good job. Maddie: guys. lilly: Maddie and have switched for the week. Di: I just turned off notifications for some of them. We love lilly: you Di: people dear. Okay, so our next slide, guys, w lilly: you Di: our people here Hyunjin, Kim, and Keng. And our objects are a snorkel, an oven tray, and a raincoat. Maddie: I fear I'm going straight over for all three lilly: By the way, I picked... Maddie: of them. lilly: Me too. Di: Yeah, I feel I am too. lilly: The thing is, is that I picked the people for the slides first and then I went to a random object generator. Di: I feel like Kim probably makes really good cookies, lilly: you Di: I'm not gonna lie. I feel like Hyunjin needs the snorkel to not drown. lilly: He gives the vibes. Maddie: He swims. Di: no, I'm kidding. But he does swim. And then the raincoat, lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: because well he's in the rain, but all and it will protect us lilly: because he's in the rain. Di: from sink. It will also protect us in insane people from having delusions when he gets wet. Maddie: This is fair. I also just think Kim is so housewife-coded. Di: so how swi so housewife lilly: I love him. Di: coded. Alright, now we have Lee Know, Thomas, Maddie: Lint roller? Di: and Prem with lilly: You Di: a paint roller, a lint roller, and a Maddie: I think Lee Know should get the surf board. Di: surfboard. You think Lee Know should get the surfboard? lilly: This is Lee Know with its Lent Roller. Maddie: You Di: No, I think Lee Know needs the lint roller. He has cats. He absolutely Maddie: you're so right. Di: needs the lint roller. Maddie: I think Thomas gets the surfboard and Prem gets the paint roller. Di: See, I feel like Thomas gets the lilly: I agree with that. Di: paint roller. I feel like Prem is secretly hot and surfs. lilly: Mmm. Maddie: I said Lee Know gets to surfboard because he can't The irony. lilly: Uh-huh. Di: he's such a cat. my god, he's so cat coated. I feel like Tomas is very lilly: Because it floats. He can sit on the surfboard so that he doesn't get wet. Maddie: He is so cat coded. Di: I feel like Thomas is very domestic. That's why I think the paint roller and I feel like Prem is like lilly: the houses. Di: That that's my lilly: Cute! Di: thought. Okay. lilly: haha Maddie: god. Woo Seok gets the hair Di: Okay, we have three Maddie: ties. Di: Why? Maddie: So you can tear up my, tie up my hair. lilly: I knew you were gonna say that. I just knew that that was what was going to be said. Di: So does Song so Maddie does Song Kang get the leash so that he can lilly: I said Changbin gets the leash so that he can leash Seungmin. Di: See I was thinking my thought was the hair apparently the hair tie for Woo Seok so that he could tie up Maddie's lilly: Hahaha Di: hair. The dog leash for Song Kang for other reasons. And the notepad for Changbin because he's part of 3racha and he needs it to write music. lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: Maddie's face is like lilly: The delusions are strong in this episode. Di: It's all those sticks and balls, man. I don't know what to tell you. lilly: Not balls and sticks and hair ties. This is not the message we want to send. Di: gonna have the lilly: You Di: Ha ha ha ha. Maddie: That's so lilly: Okay. Maddie: hot in here now. Di: no. lilly: Jesus Christ. Di: Hmm. Maddie: You Di: We do need him actually, Lilly. So thank you for bringing him into the picture because he's probab lilly: Hahaha Maddie: Who? Di: he's probably looking down at us like, excuse me, Jesus Christ. Mm-hmm. Okay, so now lilly: said Jesus Christ. Maddie: Mm-mm-mm-mm-hmm. Di: our people are Kong, Han, and Pond, and our objects are a water bottle, lilly: Hahaha Di: a broom, and a cactus. Maddie: I say Kong gets the broom, Han gets the cactus, and Pond gets the water. Di: Mm. lilly: That's what I said too! That's what I was thinking. Because Han can have a cactus for his room Maddie: What do you say, Di? Di: I feel like lilly: decorations, because I feel like it would go well with Richard. Kong gets the broom because he's about to be a witch in a show, and Pond is water. Maddie: because he just needs to calm down. Di: see, I was thinking He do okay. Actually no, I can I can get I can get behind that. Mhm. lilly: What was your original thought? Di: That pond but but pond doesn't need the broom. Phuwin needs the broom for Pond, so the that works. lilly: to hit him. Di: Yes. lilly: Ha ha ha! You Di: Not enough said. lilly: Sorry, my bad. Di: Hmm. lilly: You Di: that's where I was going with that. But then I couldn't decide who should Maddie: okay. Di: get the cactus and I couldn't decide who should get the water bottle. Was a broom I felt that should go to Phuwin. Not Pond necessarily, but Pond could gift it to Phuwin lilly: There's like one more. Di: No, we have Seungmin Seungmin Apo, but Mile Apo Apo, not dice red apo. And Auau And our objects are lilly: Hahaha. Di: an ice cube tray, a mousetrap, and window cleaner. Maddie: Seungmin get the mouse trap because he's gonna use it the members. lilly: That's what I said too. Di: I was gonna say lilly: And I said that Apo needs the window cleaner because in Maddie: You lilly: KinnPorsche Di: I guess lilly: he's always up against some sort of window or mirror. Maddie: It is true. Di: if he didn't have that window cleaner there would be a perman in it permanent indentation of his certain member. And then the ice cube tray can go to Auau because he needs to cool the fuck down. Maddie: Yes. lilly: He's been evil lately. That's it. Maddie: my gosh, that was so good. JK. Di: I love it. I love it. lilly: Just kidding. Maddie: here we go. Di: How do I know him? Maddie: It's Lee lilly: Look at him! Maddie: Chae Min, guys! He's the Bon Appetit guy. He's also in... lilly: Fun fact, I did this slide before the discord thing even happened. That's it. Maddie: That's funny. Di: You know. Maddie: He's gorgeous. Di: There there could be worse men to lilly: He's beautiful. Di: look at. at least he's Maddie: This is true. Di: hairless. lilly: He's hairless. That's a good thing. Maddie: He's low-key borderline psycho and... Bon appetit, though. Di: And he's a psychopath. He is a hairless psychopath, so Maddie: His laugh. Di: my god. Maddie: It's the old man Rich Laugh that gets me every time. Di: The old man. lilly: How it is. Di: man. Guys, this Maddie: Do you want to do my game now? Di: is yeah, this is an unhinged episode. I don't know what's in the air, but we have lilly: You Di: nothing appropriate. lilly: Fall. Maddie: It's a good one. It's a good one. I love it. lilly: Fall weather is in the air. Maddie: So there's a series of statements on these slides. And you have to decide if it's a red flag, green flag, or if it's downbadism delulu flag. And that flag, that's the delulu flag, is the flag that I made on chat. lilly: It's so cute. Di: I love it. Maddie: Okay, number one, he holds... Di: Wait, can we use the Dululu flag? Maddie: Yeah, I can send it to you guys. Okay, number one, he holds the umbrella over you and lets himself get soaked. Di: Green flag. lilly: Down bad. Down Maddie: Downbad lilly: bad. Downbadism Di: Down badism. lilly: at its finest. Yeah, you, not you. Maddie: honestly. I'm gonna say green flag. Di: This stupid thing. lilly: Green flag Di: Like it's cute, I don't want it Maddie: Alright. Di: for me. Maddie: I do. lilly: you Di: It doesn't rain enough here. When it does rain, I do want to actually be in lilly: you Di: it. Maddie: I don't use umbrellas. So if someone else wants to hold lilly: My hair! Maddie: it, go for me. Okay, the next one. He tells you you can't go on a date with someone even though you aren't dating him. lilly: Red flag. Di: It's a red flag, but like lilly: Don't tell me what to do. You Di: Ha Maddie: No, yeah, it's red flag, but like... No, it's a red flag. Why would you tell me not to lilly: could be. Maddie: do that? Di: We love possessiveness in a series. We in in with fictional lilly: Exactly. Di: men. We don't like it in real life. lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie: Yeah, no. You can only be possessive of me to a degree if we're lilly: you Maddie: actually dating. Di: I I already have my answer for this one. Maddie: Here's one. He buys the entire company because someone at work upsets you. lilly: Could you? Di: hot Dululu. Let's do this thing. lilly: same. Maddie: difference between the delulu and downbadism lilly: I'm down bad. I fear. And delusional. Di: I fear I fear that I am both. I fear Maddie: I would be like, I want it, give it to me. But the accuracy of it actually happening. Di: I feel I feel like if I met somebody who was that rich just in general, I would who like was that interested in me. I would die of shock then and there. lilly: I wouldn't know what to do with myself. Maddie: yeah. He grabs your wrist when you're trying to leave an argument. Di: That's a red flag. That's a b that's a black lilly: it depends. Di: flag. Maddie: That's a black flag. He's trying to finish the conversation. Di: Do not touch me Listen, lilly: It's not a green flag. Di: I don't want conversation when I'm mad. Just let me scream at you and then we'll talk about it later. Yeah, it's a black flag. Maddie: is so true. That is so true. So you said red flag? She said black flag. lilly: you Maddie: Lily, you said which one? lilly: I think it's technically a red flag, but like... Di: my god, Lilly over here trying to defend it. Ha ha Okay, so what lilly: You Di: I'm getting is that Lily and Seungmin are spirit animals. They both want to be manhandled. lilly: Like don't hurt me. Di: my god. Maddie: No, Lowkey, that would make me more mad. Di: Yeah, no, for sure. I would like start getting physically aggressive at that point in Maddie: No, because like, Di: time. Maddie: when I get mad you have to let me cool off or I will in fact bite your head lilly: you Maddie: He brings you comfortable shoes Di: Ew feet. Maddie: because he noticed your heels are hurting. lilly: Green flag. Di: My ewf Maddie: It is a green flag. Di: ew feet was my response. Maddie: Ew, feet. What flag color? Di: I don't like it, so I'm gonna say beige because why does he know my shoe size? Gross don't look at my feet. lilly: It's good to know the shoe size. Maddie: There is also that thing though where if you're gifted shoes from someone you like love or whatever, it's bad juju lilly: Really? Maddie: Yeah, that's what I heard. lilly: Huh? Maddie: It could just be in shows. Di: no, I've never been gifted shoes. Maddie: I do think that's basically it. Di: I buy all of my own shoes, so you know, Maddie: Yeah, same. Di: I don't want people to know my shoe size. lilly: I love shoes. Di: I wear the same three pairs of shoes Maddie: He tells you to quit your job. Di: every day. Maddie: He tells you to quit your job because he can finally financially support you, but it's your career that you work really hard on. lilly: This one is also like... Maddie: You lilly: It's the thing, he's not gonna force you Di: Thank you for being able lilly: to quit your job. Right? If he forces you, be like, no, you're quitting your job. No. He says, my God, you can just quit your job. You don't have to work, it's stressing you out. Maddie: No, I think he's wanting you to actually quit your job, not like its an option. Di: Beige lilly: Red. Maddie: Red. lilly: Hehe Di: Honestly, I'd fight it, but I would also be like low key into it. Maddie: No, I actually I would be really mad to be honest, but my career goals. Di: Honestly, if you told me that I can lilly: Okay. Di: if if you told me that I could like sit at home and crochet all day Yeah, I would. lilly: Yeah, but I don't want to be forced to do that. Maddie: No, I have too many... I have too many goals. Di: I think it would just depend. lilly: See, see, this is what I'm talking about. This is making Maddie: He kisses you in the middle of an argument to lilly: me... Maddie: stop talking. Di: See, this is all lilly: Delusional. Di: this is also, Maddie: This is delusional. Di: in my opinion, a red flag. Don't touch me. When I'm mad at you, just let me be mad. lilly: This is the thing with the wrist grabbing. This is the same vibe for me. Maddie: Yeah, no, I would not hate this. you didn't use it, Fred. lilly: He said red Di: No. lilly: flag. Di: I said red, do not touch me. Let me be mad at you. This is just a form of manipulation to try to make me think that I'm the problem. I know I'm the problem, but Maddie: No, but here's the thing, like you can kiss me and then I'm gonna slap you in the lilly: You Maddie: face afterwards, but... You can kiss me, it's okay. Di: yeah. lilly: You Di: Let's not do that. Maddie: His mother offers you money to leave him and starts negotiating because- and you start negotiating because weddings are expensive. Di: So are you like actually considered leaving him or are you considering taking the money for your wedding? Maddie: I'm gonna take the money for the for our wedding. lilly: Mm. Di: what in this situation, you're the red flag. Or lilly: I need context. Di: I guess I'm the red flag. But you know what? I'm into it. I appreciate this form of red flagness. and lilly: Yeah. Di: we should all aspire to be this. lilly: Is the mom offering you money to leave him because he's... because she sucks or because she's worried about you? Or does she... Di: Mm. lilly: is she like a weird boy mom that's like, he's my baby? Di: Probably a weird boy, Mom. Maddie: She doesn't like you. Di: And she's like super rich Maddie: Ha ha ha! Di: probably and like you're probably below lilly: That's weird. I'm pretty likable. Di: you're probably lilly: you Di: below her standards of like who she wanted her son to marry. You know. Maddie: precisely. lilly: taking that money and lying. Maddie: So we all agree, lilly: You Maddie: mom is a red flag. lilly: Mom's a red flag. Di: w are we saying the mom is the red flag? Yeah, mom is a red flag. I'm also a red flag. So it's just red flags all around. Maddie: Yeah, I think if we all accepted this, would all be red flags for sure. Di: But I'm into it. Maddie: Yeah, give me money to marry lilly: I'd probably cry. Maddie: your son. Di: That's what I say. You'd probably cry. Maddie: Did you say you'd cry? lilly: probably cry if anyone said that they didn't like me. Maddie: I'd probably laugh and then go home and cry. Okay, he insists he doesn't like you while remembering your schedule, coffee order and favorite song. Di: Dululu And Dumb lilly: Yeah, I'm down bad I fear Di: Delulu and Dumb Maddie: I'm gonna say downbadism is honestly Is that what you said, Lily? Both? lilly: Down bad. Badly. Yes. Downbadism at its finest. Di: I still have coffee in my mug. I should finish it. lilly: Hahaha Di: What Lily said. lilly: period. Maddie: Okay, next one. He threatens to... lilly: Patty and I sometimes echo each other at work. It's funny. Maddie: He threatens to ruin another man's career for asking you out. But at this point you're already dating each other. Di: Red flag but like okay, okay, okay, okay. lilly: but we're like, we're established. Maddie: Yes. Di: We're established. Okay, red flag, but like I'm super into lilly: That's hot. Di: it. Mm-hmm. Maddie: No, I do agree. lilly: Sound bad. Delusional. Di: That's hot should be one of the options. lilly: You Maddie: I'm trying to figure out what to put for mine. lilly: Yes, Maddie? Di: He's rich, give it to lilly: And he said, if he's rich, give it to me. Di: Listen, if he can fully ruin a man's career, he's super rich. He's not just kinda rich. He's like rich rich. lilly: That's hot. Maddie: that is hot. Di: Yeah. Maddie: Okay, he wears a cheap bracelet you made him based on that beside that's where it's worth more than your car. Beside, whoa, lilly: door. Maddie: he's wearing a cheap bracelet that you made beside a watch worth more than your car. Di: That is so damn cute. Maddie: That is so cute. Green flag. Di: That is like down badism adorable squishy cheeks cutie pie. lilly: grain flag, down badism. Di: The greenest of greens, yes, yes. Maddie: Did I spell greenist correctly? lilly: That's artificial grass, artificial turf green. Di: Artificial turf green. Maddie: What did you guys say? Di: I said it was the cutest of cutes. lilly: down that in green. pressure. Maddie: Lily, I still don't know what you said. lilly: Where's mine? Maddie: I like how we've evolved from green flags to just lilly: I'm gonna start doing. Maddie: whatever we've decided to say. lilly: We've lost. Di: We've lost the c script, guys. lilly: Yes. I'm going to start doing like witch Maddie: He spends 20 minutes choosing a tie. lilly: rituals to summon one of these boys into my life. Di: Well, okay. Maddie: He spends 20 minutes choosing a tie because lilly: Just so you know. Maddie: you said blue suited him. Delulu, but I want it. lilly: That's cute. Di: Delulu lilly: Exactly. Di: that's cute. lilly: It's a want, it's a need. Di: And also bonus points if he's like one of those aloof kind of like whatever, like doesn't really like whatever with people and then lilly: Okay. Di: like he puts that much effort into like making you happy. Yeah. Maddie: What did you say, Di.? Di: I said that's I don't know, it it was something about being a it's Delulu. But I said it's bonus points if he's one of those aloof types. Maddie: He complains that your bag gets heavy while refusing to let you carry it. Di: My bag is very heavy, I will I will agree. I have so many bag charms, it's not even funny. You can hear me walking into a room a mile away. So if he's gonna carry my bag for me, green flag all the way. lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie: I do have to say green. lilly: Green. Di: Even though he's complaining. Honestly, he's justified in the complaints. lilly: Thank you. Maddie: If he complains about my bag, we're gonna have a little bit of an issue because my bag is not even five pounds. Okay, actually it depends. Di: Yeah, my bag the charms alone are like Maddie: It depends on which bag. If it's my everyday smaller bag, that's less than five pounds. If it's my big Kate Spade bag that I put my computer in, justifiable. lilly: I Di: Yeah. lilly: love to go shopping and so if I have someone to carry my shopping bags with me, yes, that's Maddie: yes. Yes. lilly: what I want. Di: Yeah, my purse is just heavy. Maddie: That's a requirement. Di: Period. Maddie: Carrying lilly: huh. Maddie: my bags when I'm shopping is a requirement, I fear. Di: I just don't shop. Maddie: He offers you his expensive car, then nervously lilly: I have shopping problems. Maddie: asks whether you'd prefer him to drive so you can come too. That's so cute. Di: That's cute. lilly: Aww. Di: Plus also I am so passenger princess, that's a green flag. Maddie: I'm not Passenger Princess, give me the keys. lilly: adorable. Green, but give me the keys for you. Di: Ha ha ha. lilly: You Maddie: especially if it's an expensive car, give me the keys immediately. lilly: is green. Maddie: Anybody in this room can tell you I do not like to be driven. Di: No, no, no, no. Maddie needs to be in control of the car so she can scream at other drivers. Maddie: Well, because I lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie: get scared. Other people don't know how drive. lilly: Just anxious. Maddie: Alright, last one. He has a reputation of being terrifying but follows you around the grocery store holding a basket and asking what else you need. Di: Okay, but like this lilly: That's cute. Di: this depends. Does he know me? lilly: Well, I would hope so. Maddie: Yes. lilly: Ha Di: Hmm. If anyone wants to know how autistic I am, literally my thought process was that this terrifying man is following you around the grocery store. lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: I'd be like and I what else do you need if you're just trying to escape? Maddie: my God. Di: Think that's what Maddie Maddie: No. Di: 'Cause like absolutely not if that's the case. now if he's paying for my groceries, groceries Maddie: You Di: are expensive. so green flag and pay for my Maddie: Yeah, well, I mean, if he's following you to the grocery store, he's not going to let you pay for your groceries. Di: Then yeah, absolutely. As long as he as long lilly: Delulu Di: as I know him. Ha lilly: As long as he's paying. Di: As long as I know him and he's paying I have lilly: you Di: very strict requirements about who I allow in the grocery store with me, apparently. lilly: you Maddie: Ugh. Lily, what was yours? lilly: It's a delusional and I Di: Hey. lilly: want that. I want it. You Maddie: Alright guys, that was my lilly: What the hell was this game? Maddie: game. Di: very different direction. With that one. I'm s I apologize. lilly: Do I know him? It sounded so alarmed. You Di: Listen, I Maddie: My head hurts Di: have very Maddie: now. Di: stif strict requirements of who is gonna be following me around grocery stores and who's paying for my groceries. lilly: No, that's valid. It's very scary to be followed in a grocery store by some random person. Maddie: Followed anywhere, honestly. lilly: Yeah, I was once followed around a grocery store. It's scary. Di: facts by a t person who is described especially by somebody who's described as terrifying. Terrifying can mean a lot of things. Maddie: I lilly: A terrifying reputation. Maddie: was once followed in my car at 6am. Di: god. That's terrifying. 'Cause it's Maddie: And I did in fact go through, I did make lots of quick turns to lose him. And I did. Di: god. I've Maddie: I was playing Pokemon Go at 6am and they were following me. lilly: Pokemon Go Di: And you're lilly: OMG Di: Like you were walking? Maddie: Yeah, I would always lilly: I need to get back on that. Maddie: cheat. No, no, no, I was in my car. I cheat. Di: At least you're honest. lilly: You know what they tell you whenever you get on the app to like not drive? Maddie: Yep. I don't listen. lilly: You stinker. Di: There's no Pokemon around me. So I never play Pokemon Go. And then when there was lilly: See you later. Maddie: Just come here. Di: when there was the Harry Potter one, I never played that one either. I did play it when I like lived in town because there was always a critter in my bathroom. I don't know why my bathroom was a place I chose, but I think it's because it was like right next to the homeless shelter, which is also kind of disturbing in itself. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: But the bathroom was like so there like the homeless shelter and my bathroom was right there. And so I think that that's why. But when I lived in town, there was a cre creat like a creature always in my bathroom. And on Pokemon Go, there was always one just like down the road from me. At the community garden, there was always like a plant-based Pokemon, but yeah, no Maddie: plant-based Pokemon just made me think of like the food dietary lifestyle. lilly: plant type Di: Plant type. Plant. Vegetarian. A vegetarian non-GMO lilly: Plant based. Non-GMO. Di: organic just picked from my garden. Pokemon. lilly: Organic Pokemon. Di: Gluten free. lilly: No artificial flavors. Di: No lilly: Now high fructose corn syrup. Di: Nope, and not even cane sugar, using like lilly: you Di: plant based sugar, that kind. lilly: No, not me, but Stevia. Di: Fi vegan, vegan as well. Yeah, so we got vegan lilly: You Di: plant-based vegetarian non-GMO gluten-free organic lilly: You Di: Pokemon type. I don't know, Pokemon. Give me a break. They are we are going to bring in a very interesting group of individuals with that lilly: You Di: time. lilly: You Bye. You Di: I also wonder that every day if you are here because of the title, that is a question I question every Friday is what the fuck Maddie: Hmm. Di: is going on? my god. lilly: you Maddie: Speaking of Fridays, Lily's not going to be with us next Friday. lilly: you're right. In a car. Maddie: She's going to a concert. Di: Well going with concert. lilly: I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to go. Night night. Di: No. Maddie: Hey guys, that was this episode... outro! lilly: my god, outro. Maddie: Sorry, I'm gonna Di: What's the outro? lilly: What? Maddie: do that again. Alright guys, thanks for tuning in this week to lilly: Boo! Maddie: Sticks, Balls, hair ties, and non-GMO Pokemon. Di: this is normal Maddie: Until next week! lilly: That cannot be the title. Di: This is normal. lilly: That's going to be the title. Di: Alright, bye guys. lilly: Did you? Maddie: Bye bye!