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Australians are recording and it appears the witnesses have
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spoken. We're going to be opening up our
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Minecraft world to the Witnesses.
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Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your hosts Matt, Luke and
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Dan. Multiple Nerdgasm, Your guide to
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all things nerdy. Yeah.
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So I had one contact me directly.
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Matt's had a couple contact him. I don't know if you've had any
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additional contacts yourself. I haven't.
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Actually seems. Like.
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Playing. I need to get back into it
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though, but I do need to tell people.
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You've had at least one strip mine because there's some big
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holes in the ground. Yes, that that used to be
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completely flat, flat. And if you actually look at the
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other side of where it is, there's like a little jagged
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edges that what I turned that shrip mine into, that was like a
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little Canyon that was about two peaks spaces wide that just went
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down. And I just turned that into a
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shrip mine. But then the slime, the slime
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started appearing and it was, you couldn't mine it anymore.
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It was quite depressing. Let me know if you find any
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fucking iron ore. I'm I'm looking for iron ore.
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I'm looking like a like a motherfucker.
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I can't find any. I promise I will be getting back
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into it, especially now we've got Witnesses, but I do need to
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let them all know when playing vanilla.
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There's no mods, there's no creative, it's all claws to get
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me to play. I still need to be able to get
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achievements. Yeah, it's funny because when I
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see people online just posting pictures of their games, I'm
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like, that's no Minecraft I recognize.
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No, it's. The Minecraft we're playing
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still more or less reminds me of the Minecraft we played ten
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years ago. Yes, there's just some more
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things that have been added, but nothing, we're still just mining
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and building stuff. I forgot two things.
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I forgot how tranquil it was. When you're just the music's
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playing and you're just wandering around, you're on the
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beach punching sand or whatever you're doing.
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It's very tranquil. I also forgot how fucking
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addictive it is. Like I just lost hours.
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Just that's true mine because I just go in.
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I just try and find stuff. I'd go back, I'd put it back in,
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I'd try and like melt the iron down, give it to everyone.
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Did you go back every time, like every night?
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Yeah, yeah. Yep.
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Because I didn't want to. Lose once yeah, once I got away
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with staying in a mine overnight like I I was just like, I guess
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I was just luckily safe, but every other.
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Time the mind you. Can not only.
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Lose track of time because the monsters are there no matter
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what. Yeah, Oh yeah, man, I found a
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cave. I was out in the day and I found
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a cave and went in and there were fucking monsters in there.
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I was like, oh, this. I don't remember this from the
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game when we were playing just. The second there's no light,
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there can be monsters. I also don't remember it being
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quite so difficult to get rid of the monsters during the day.
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Yes, I kind of remember just daytime came out.
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They all started to explode. Now it's like if they're under a
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tree. I'm fucking safe here mate.
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You come, just wait for you. You walk near this tree, I'm
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coming at you. Just walk a little bit closer.
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Yeah, yeah, but be close enough to bits of your house so the
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bits of your house blow up too. Need to expand the fences out I
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think. Yes, that's right.
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That's what I'm trying to do. Very frustrating, but I've got
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putting pretty nice house near Matt's pretty nice house, and
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I've got a little little cubby on the other side.
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Did you do another mine? Because there's another big hole
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far away and I didn't know whether that was you doing
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something on purpose or just a big cave in.
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Sometimes there are mines where I've just been that may have
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been where I've come out because I'll just go down mine and I
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don't go back the same way, so I'll just mine out.
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Well, there's a little, there's a little cubby over near that.
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So if you ever do need shelter, you can.
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You can. Hide it so I know that one of
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the times I was mining up and then I had to abandon that
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tunnel because it started to flood because I dug up under the
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ocean. I tried to flood something and
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found it difficult because I tried to dig a Moat around my
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house and I find water. I don't want to sound flat
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earthy but water just didn't find its own level.
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Like I had to keep digging down on an incline for it to keep
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moving. In that you got to work out, you
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got to work out how to get a source block so you can do your
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own source block. But I don't know how that works
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either. Even when we did play Minecraft
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10 years ago, we weren't particularly great at it.
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No, but I remember it was easier to like you could just pick up a
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bucket and go and get water and pour it anywhere you want it
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now. Well, I mean, maybe it's that
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easy still, I don't know because I don't have any fucking metal
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to make my bucket out. I will get you some metal like.
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I'm in the stone. I'm literally living in the
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Stone Age. I'm still annoyed I haven't come
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back in since there was the catastrophe where I lost all
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that diamond and iron and gold. It's just, it's too depressing.
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Yeah. Walking around like a for.
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Sure. Iron diamond armour, it's going
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to be blinged up and. Oh man, I'd feel I'd I'd have to
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start playing completely differently if I had diamond
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armor. I'd have to be start playing
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very very cautiously compared to how I play now.
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Oh no, that's the whole idea. You're meant to be that little
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bit stronger. Just don't jump into lava.
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Yeah, yeah, I knew this would happen too.
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And I held out coming into this Minecraft because I saw you and
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Matt had gone in there and I knew you were having fun and I
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was feeling FOMO. But at the same time, I wanted
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to finish Resident Evil first because I knew if I got
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sidetracked from that. You can't go back to us and.
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Go back to it. Because even if you did go back,
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you'd be what was I doing? What are the controls again?
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But I didn't. I didn't get there in time.
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And now, not only have I started playing Minecraft, but I've also
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started playing Oblivion. That I cannot stop playing
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Oblivion at the moment. It's just too beautiful.
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It's I even love how you can just because I'm, I'm, I am
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speed running it a little bit like just using fast travel
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everywhere because fast travel is open from the start, which is
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great. Right.
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Yeah. So I'm just jumping between
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towns like I'm already head of the thieves Guild.
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No, I'm finishing the thieves Guild.
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I'm I'm part of. I'm head of the dark Brotherhood
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and I am the arch mage. So now I'm working on becoming,
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oh, I'm also the champion of the fighting arena, and now I'm
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going to become head of the Thieves Guild.
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I think contests the combat isn't quite as good maybe as
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Skyrim's combat, which was it to be expected, but quite honestly
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just about everything else is as good, maybe even better, better
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than Skyrim. Yep, not loving it.
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I know Matt's loving it. Matt's not here, by the way.
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Matt. I hate Matt here.
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Matt at the moment. I think he's at Gay Pride USA
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is. He is that where he is?
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He's at PAX West. No, PAX East, Yeah, where I want
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to be. He's having fun.
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It's a big pax too. They do a lot of stuff, a lot of
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more corporate stuff there as well.
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It's not all you know, but yeah, I'm, I'm having a bit of FOMO.
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Looking at this because they don't, yeah, they have a bit
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more there because they don't have to fly as much out as when
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you're coming to Australia, and Australia's a long way from
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every. And their local, yeah, they've
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got a bigger local scene as well, so yeah.
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Yeah, but yeah, so that's where Matt is.
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I hate him because he's having fun at PAX and I love PAX but
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we're going in October and he's going to miss out so.
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That's right. Although he's welcome to come, I
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keep telling him he's he's more than welcome.
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Please come, it'll be fun, yeah. Yeah, you got your badges.
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No, I won't get the badges for ages.
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No, but you've purchased. Oh yeah, yeah, definitely day
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one, get a three day pass. Yeah, I got it.
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Then hopefully we'll get media passes, but I'd never, I'd never
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go yes I will get them. But when I do get them ready
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passes, then I'll give my three day pass away to a listener.
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That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
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Yeah. Matt.
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Yeah. When Matt said during the week
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that Oblivion was better than Skyrim, I was like, OK, settle
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down, boy, settle down. But fuck me right from the
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start. We'll see, you know.
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I have a few. I don't think it's the fact
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that's better. I think it's just the fact that
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it's something different. Yeah.
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Like we've played Skyrim how many times it's.
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Almost like this is Elder Scrolls 6 because we played
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Skyrim for so long so many times.
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And we've repurchased it so many times.
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And you replay it. You know how it starts, you know
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what you're doing. This, I don't quite remember it.
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Same, same. And I remember some things about
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it that it'll not what I'm doing.
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I must have played it completely differently before.
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But yeah, I there's been a few times where I've had to go.
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How did I do this again? And back then when this came
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out, there was no quick Internet search for how what this was.
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Oh yeah, a few times where I've just got a bit lost.
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Hold on, where am I going? What was I meant to do?
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Yeah, I'll say this too. I like, I like fantasy novels,
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right? And you know, sword and sorcery,
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all of that stuff. I read a lot of that stuff and I
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like it when they do films in that genre.
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But honestly, there's not many good ones.
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Yeah, there's Lord of the Rings, there's the first Conan movie,
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there's one or two others. But really, I mean, there's some
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so bad it's good, like Beastmaster, which I love, but
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I'm not going to say it's a good movie.
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But games is where that genre fucking lives.
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Yes, because I'm not with movies, television, I don't, I
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don't do fantasy. I don't really get it.
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It's Dragons and magic like the closest I get.
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It's like the Discworld TV movies.
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That's because I like Discworld, and I think that's more comedy
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than fantasy. Yeah, I should go back and watch
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a few of those actually. It's been a long time.
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I enjoy them, I pop them on every now and again.
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Yeah, and even Witcher, I love the first season and I just, I
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just got bored after that. And isn't there, there's the
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third season's out and 4th is yeah, that is like.
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Out 4th is yeah, coming soon I. Guess I dropped out of halfway
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in season 2. Maybe I'll go back.
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Maybe I'll go back. And it wasn't because I didn't
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like it. No, it was fine.
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It's just season 1 was fucking compelling.
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And I still say they had to do one thing to fix season 1 and
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have what type what what what period it was what year like am
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I in the future of the past because that got confused let.
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Me know it was it. Yeah, yeah.
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Agree. Agree.
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I mean, it blew my mind once I realized that's what was
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happening. Yeah.
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Then I was lost. I was like, well, hold on.
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Well, I don't know anything now. And I still still say she was
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hotter before. Yeah.
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Unfortunately transformed. 100% Speaking of hot women.
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And look, I hate to bring this up.
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I hate to bring this up because I don't like objectifying women.
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I don't like judging women on their looks.
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But I've got to say we've talked about Sidney Sweeney in the past
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on this podcast, right? And the whole Internet.
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Sidney Sweeney, Sidney Sweeney, I finally saw her, finally know
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who Sidney Sweeney is because I was with people and we watched
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some dumb movie she was in which is set in Australia and was
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fucking garbage. But what my main take away was I
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don't find her precious slightest bit attractive.
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Yeah, I'm going to. That's fine.
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I I don't get it. Perfectly good actress and I'm
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sure she's a lovely woman, but really like the the internet's
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going fucking crazy. Well, is it OK?
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Is it the other thing though? Because a lot of famous
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actresses don't have, I'm objectified, don't have the
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biggest breasts. No, I know.
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Yeah, I'm reluctant to say this too, but it must just be the
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tits, right? Yeah, because that's the the
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thing that that I think anyone focuses on when they do show
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stuff at these. And again, like, I hate even
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having to bring this up. I hate even bringing it up, but
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I just don't understand it. Like I said, she may go on to
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become my favorite actress. I'm not ruling that out.
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She's she's she was perfectly good in the.
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Film, but she just doesn't do anything for you.
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Yeah, maybe I'm just out of touch.
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We're definitely out of touch that, I mean, I'm not getting
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anywhere close to touching her. Well, truly out of touch.
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Yeah, the other. Thing but also the other thing
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is it's like how old is she? Like maybe you're just tastes
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are starting to get to an option.
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Maybe if I saw her mum I'd be like, oh.
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Yeah, Oh. That that is definitely that's
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that's could well be a factor. Something hit me today.
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We could move into like a senior's retirement home in 10
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years. Yeah, it's so funny because my
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mother-in-law is, is is really. Which you really should be
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considering moving into. Yeah.
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And she's putting up one hell of a fight.
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And my own grandmother put up the same fight.
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Fucking take me. Take me.
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I'm ready to go. I'm ready.
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Let me go there. I can just.
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If I've got access to a fucking electrical port and I can plug
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in my TV, my laptop and my Xbox. Computer Xbox, like frigging,
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and then you're going to cook and clean for me, Yeah.
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I'll ring a little bell, you bring me a cup of tea.
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I'm ready now. Yeah, I'll still go to work.
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I'm still fine with that. But yeah, you just do it from
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your. Mate, I could, I could do it
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from there. I wouldn't even have to leave
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the ground. Like, yeah, so I think, I think
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that's the thing you need to do earlier rather than later.
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I also I also thought we mentioned before recording my
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wife has been in Argentina this last week for work.
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As you do and. She she visited the grave of
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Juan and Eva Peron and I was like, oh, OK, that's nice.
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And is that, is it a nice grave? She said, yeah, it's beautiful.
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And they're side by side. And I'm like, should we start
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thinking about like buying a plot?
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Like, you know what I mean? Like.
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Well, have you had the decision? Are you being buried?
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Are you being cremated? The.
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Conversations that need to start happening, you know?
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Yeah, I've got a little man. Yeah.
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Well, with that we've done, we've done that when when she
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was born, we did proper wheels and that was.
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They and me and Harper are going to have so much fun once we take
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you 2 out. That's right.
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Yeah. Speaking of of body image,
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building on from the Sydney Sweeney but changing direction,
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did you see this British pop star male pop star that posted a
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before and after fitness picture online this week?
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No. OK, so I don't know his name, so
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it it it might lose its validity, but and in fact, he
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didn't do it. His personal trainer put it on
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and said, look at this transformation.
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And basically in the first one, he's standing there with what
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you would call a dad bod, but what I would identify as being
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definitely more in shape than I am.
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You know what I mean? Like just good, good muscle and
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you know. Probably good starting point.
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Yeah, good starting point and the next one ripped as fuck. 6
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full 6 pack everything you know, starved starved of moisture
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anyway and. They're trying to say this is
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after one training session, no? No, no, no, no.
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Nothing the the the trainer put it on and he was like, you know,
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after six months or a year or however long it was, Look at
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these results, right? And all of these guys are
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commenting fuck yeah, bro, go for it.
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You look so good, right? And all these women are
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conscious anything shame. You look pretty good before.
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I'm not interested. Right.
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Well, that sort of proves the point that you're doing it for
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other men. Right.
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And we've talked about that before, but here's The funny
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thing, it 'cause you can and I'm fucking, I'll put it in the show
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notes because I wish I could remember his name.
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But below the comments that the women are making, the men are
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arguing back. Why are you lying about this?
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You obviously prefer the RIP, so why?
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Why can't you just admit it now? And they're like, what would I
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have to gain from lying? On on like yeah, this post like
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I'm I'm just giving my personal opinion.
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I prefer you. I prefer you put before pics.
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Yeah, yeah. And when I looked at it, I mean,
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I had a different reaction because I was like, well, even
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in the before pics, he's still in better shape than I.
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Like you want to get to the before pics.
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I would, I would aspire to that. And the other one, I mean, if I
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ever found myself in the position of that, I'd just throw
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out all my shirts right in the bin that day and be like, forget
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it. You're you're everyone topless
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from then on. Yeah, exactly.
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So I couldn't even dream of it. But just the fact that men just
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don't believe it when women say no, no, we just want you to look
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healthy. Yeah, we will tell you what you
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think is good. Yeah, that's right.
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Exactly. Yeah, Yeah, it'll feed your
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opinion to. You.
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About. Us.
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That's lovely. Still hate the Internet I'll.
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Fucking loathe the Internet. But I can't get away without it.
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No, we wouldn't have this show without it and we wouldn't.
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We could. We could still record it and
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then we could just play it back for a select few people that
17:29
came around our. House like when we used to film
17:31
stuff. Yeah, we have the VHS that you'd
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pass around. Yeah, my favorite part about
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filming those was not even that it was before you that we'd film
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it and we'd be so excited. We'd go back to someone's house
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and just watch what we just filmed out of, you know, just
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just unedited laugh. Laugh at our takes.
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That was the fun part. That was the really fun part for
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me. Yep, I missed that.
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And then I just, I just love. The thing I really loved is that
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all of our stories have videos. Like there's such back story and
18:03
all this stuff that we just completely ignore.
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Yeah, yeah. We really didn't make them for
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viewers, did we? We make, we just.
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Made them vacuum ourselves, which I see is one of my
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favourites. Yeah, there's a whole elaborate
18:17
story how he's escaped from the city and it's a futuristic city
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and he doesn't matter. Nothing.
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No. In fact, we don't even say it's
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a science fiction. No, the fact that he's like
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escaped from this futuristic city back into the wilderness,
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it's like people are like, did he just go to the western
18:35
suburbs? Is that what this is about?
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But it was so great. Yeah, it was and they rolled in
18:43
for his clothes, which which can happen in the Western.
18:45
Suburbs or. At least could back.
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In A and he deserves it then. Yeah, you should.
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That's nice. And Jason Anderson needed to
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die. Yeah, in every, in every film we
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made. Yes, right.
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What should we do next? Are you still playing Death
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Stranding? Did you complete Death
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Stranding? No, I I need to go back to it
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though I've I've got to the same point on 2 playthroughs of one
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on Windows 1 on Xbox, but I still I want to go back and
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finish it, but it's. Is there a particular reason
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you're stopped at that exact point?
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Is it a difficult point or is? It it's not difficult, it's just
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I played the game wrong. I played the game trying to
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deliver everything and you can't play it that way.
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OK, OK. So I do recommend when you do
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start playing it, don't try to excuse me, backtrack and pick up
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every single piece and get you don't need to.
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OK, OK, Will I instinctively know which things I can ignore
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or? Yes.
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OK. And you, it's one thing I quite
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like about the world sort of grows a bit around you because
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it interacts with like other people in the world.
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So it's not multiplayer, but you'll be able to use other
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players stuff. OK, OK.
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So you might put down like a ladder to get across a river or
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climb up somewhere. And then as you play along
20:08
further, you might see other people's ladders are now there
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and. Right.
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And that's interesting. It's interesting.
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And you give them you give them a thumbs up.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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That's great, That's great. There is a sequel coming.
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Yes. Coming this year I believe.
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Which sort of came from nowhere. But suddenly people that are
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beta testing it have starting putting their reviews out and
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what's shocked me is that part of this is set in Australia.
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It is. Yes.
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Did not know that because the first one is basically you
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travelling across America. Right.
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So I don't know if the whole game or just part of the game,
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but people were like, man, future Australia is fucking
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bleak. And I'm like, oh shit, yeah.
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OK, I'm more, to be honest to play this one.
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You can go into the Outback now and and pretty much see this.
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Yeah, it's very, it's pretty Mad Max once you get out of the
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cities. The problem is I don't know when
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we'll get to play it. Yeah.
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Because it's going to be PlayStation Five first.
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Of course, and in Australia, giant pole, the capped mountain
21:25
in the middle of WA. I just got back from there.
21:28
Blocking you from progressing across the country.
21:33
Yeah, so at the moment it's only coming to PlayStation Five.
21:35
I got a shock when it just randomly released last year on
21:39
Windows and came with achievements and everything and
21:43
then they just released on the Xbox.
21:44
So it will come. I think it'll probably will
21:46
probably have to wait a year or so though.
21:48
Sure. Sure, you rescue a kangaroo from
21:53
a Bush fire. Now that's not quite what you
21:58
lied to, Skip and Smith. No.
22:00
I lied and said I rescued a koala.
22:04
That's pretty close though. I did just have a quick look.
22:08
One of the biggest reveals, one that's largely been kept hidden
22:11
today, is that the game is largely takes place in
22:14
Australia. Largely takes place in
22:16
Australia. That's fucking right.
22:19
Yeah, I reckon I should have a Fallout set in Australia.
22:22
Definitely, yeah. I mean, the Mad Max game was
22:26
basically Fallout. Yeah, Australia with cars.
22:28
I wouldn't make another Mad Max game.
22:30
I enjoyed that game. I enjoyed it too, I really did.
22:33
Yeah. I like going around building up
22:36
the car and trying to get your car and driving it around it's.
22:39
Yeah, it's like all instead of, you know, be getting pieces of
22:43
armour for your own outfit, Yes, you're just getting it for your
22:47
car. And you're trying to save up
22:48
money and scrap to upgrade your engine and armour and.
22:52
No, and and it was one of the next two driving games I'm
22:55
actually not bad at. Because there's nothing you can
22:58
really run into. Crash into yeah.
23:01
Well, no, it didn't do well at the time.
23:03
I think it had did well later. Right, but I got the.
23:08
The the. Steel.
23:09
What do they call that? The box that's made out of it
23:12
looks like it's made out of metal.
23:14
That when they used to do physical copies of things
23:18
anyway, the special special edition box of that.
23:21
Oh, you should steal tin. Steal tin.
23:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Back when you used to go and get
23:28
the special edition games. Back when you actually used to
23:31
have to pre-order games because you weren't guaranteed getting
23:35
it day one if you didn't. That's right.
23:36
I know. Oh, so yeah, Speaking of just
23:41
the fact that that games are digital now, right?
23:43
So I wanted to buy Mario Kart. Yes I figured my daughter's
23:49
probably old enough to play Mario Kart now and I bought 2
23:53
little joy con steering wheels. Just the handheld ones, not the
23:56
not the desk mounted ones. And they were super cheap. 15
24:02
bucks for two. Yep, Mario Kart is fucking
24:04
$80.00 and I was. Thinking.
24:06
Well, I don't have to buy #8 I'll just buy #7 fuck it, I'll
24:09
buy number six. No, you can't.
24:11
They're gone. The only way you can get them is
24:14
if you buy the the that's an. Old physical copy and I couldn't
24:18
find them anywhere. Yep, Nintendo aren't great with
24:23
no. You bought a new one.
24:25
Yeah, don't worry about the old one.
24:26
And I was like, I get it, you know, I do get it, I understand,
24:30
I won't be too angry about it. And I've already had $80.00
24:33
worth of fun, so who cares, right?
24:37
Yeah, but it's the same thing. Like when you get the Switch to,
24:39
you're going to be buying the same games you've already
24:41
purchased. Just.
24:43
Yeah, what Nintendo do they're good at.
24:46
Yeah, but I'm pretty good at holding off on stuff like that.
24:49
Xbox I always want the the newest console straight away but
24:53
Switch I think my current Switch will do me for a little while
24:56
longer. Yes.
24:57
Yep, especially with who's playing it mostly.
25:01
Yeah, well, man, it's funny though, I had to, had to.
25:06
And I, I guess driving isn't instinctual for kids, even
25:09
though they watch the parents drive because I the first lap
25:12
she did of Mario Kart, I'm like, do you think turning the
25:15
steering wheel makes your car go faster?
25:18
And she's like, yeah, I'm like, right, that's not it.
25:23
And that's why you're not doing well.
25:24
Just just turn it when you want to turn the car.
25:26
She's like. Oh, I remember, I forget who it
25:29
was. We had this buggy thing like it
25:32
was a full beach buggy car. I had my I feel so my nephew or
25:36
my niece on my lap and steering it and they could get it like I
25:40
turned. So I turned the wheel and I want
25:41
to go straight. So I stopped turning.
25:44
No, you need to turn back. Got to keep.
25:46
Turning. Yeah, like you got to get the
25:48
wheel straight to you. That's not just because you
25:50
stopped turning. Class stopped turning.
25:52
Yeah. Funny.
25:54
Yeah. But they were young and.
25:56
Yeah, and actually once it clicks in them, they're they're
25:59
fine they. Pick it up quickly.
26:01
Yeah. But yeah, we went.
26:03
Remember, we had to go through all the tutorials when we were
26:05
young. Now we're hate them.
26:08
They still need them. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
26:12
And yeah, these things are just intuitive to us now too.
26:15
Yeah. And I was thinking about the
26:17
other day, you know, we talk about tank controls, like for
26:19
example, you know, we talked already about Resident Evil, but
26:23
also every, every game from PS1 era.
26:25
Basically with your silent heels and all of that, you had to turn
26:30
to face a certain direction, then you could press forward.
26:33
It occurred to me recently that kind of actually is still what
26:36
you do. It's just that you've got 2
26:37
sticks, so you can do it simultaneously.
26:39
You can still only go the direction you're facing.
26:43
I think it's just a little bit more of the sticks.
26:44
It's easier to do because. You could do, yeah.
26:47
And you could. Do both at the same time.
26:48
But where's it right? All D paddles?
26:50
No, I have to turn. Especially since he would react
26:54
and just keep trying to run but like no I'm not towards him.
26:57
What are you doing and? Then you run back between
26:59
screens and oh. Yeah, I mean, that was that was
27:01
the worst. I mean, it looked cool.
27:03
It looked fucking cool. It.
27:05
Did, but why was? It impractical.
27:08
No, I can't. I don't think I'm going back.
27:09
I need to go and play Resident Evil 2 and 3 because I've got
27:13
there I really. Liked Resident Evil 1 and I
27:15
forgot how much of what I liked about Resident Evil was there
27:18
from the very start. Like you love the terrible voice
27:22
acting? No, I mean there's hardly any
27:24
voice acting in it. Even in the remake that's still
27:27
really bad. I don't know why they didn't fix
27:28
that completely. I think there's still suddenly
27:30
the charm of that. I mean, it is right.
27:33
It's, it's Japanese voice actors talking like they think
27:36
Americans talk, Yes, and but just, but you're on your own for
27:41
99% of that game, just fucking walking around in the dark.
27:45
And there's things that you find early on in the game that don't
27:48
pay off for much, much later. You think you're finally out of
27:52
that mansion and then you've got to go back in.
27:55
But this time you can open. You've got a different key that
27:57
can open the rest of the doors like it's it's really good.
28:00
The design of that game is fucking incredible.
28:03
The limited ammunition, like sometimes you might have a lot
28:06
and you go, no, I'm going to hold on to it because I don't
28:09
know what's coming next and. Yeah.
28:12
Just done so well. Oh, the the fact that you can
28:15
only save as the typewriters, but also only if you've got ink
28:20
for your typewriter. That would not fly today in a
28:24
game. No, but it makes it thrill.
28:27
And you can't drop items. So if you've got a full
28:31
itinerary and you see something you need, you can't drop
28:35
something. If it's bullets, trying to use
28:37
it or shoot them all out. Or yeah, or you've got to try to
28:40
use it or take it back to a safe room and put it in your stash
28:43
and. Then come back for it.
28:44
I don't remember that. That would be terrifying.
28:49
Yep. No, they definitely will not fly
28:52
today. I I think if a new game came out
28:54
today, I don't think it'll fly with me.
28:56
I'd be. I don't have time yet.
28:59
But I don't know. Fucking charming.
29:01
Pretty good. But I remember, like, President
29:03
Evil Two. Yeah.
29:04
Because you did the two sort of playthroughs, you sort of had to
29:06
decide when to leave stuff. Yeah, You took everything on
29:10
your second playthrough. There's nothing there.
29:13
That's right. Yeah, that's right.
29:17
So good. And then they got not so good,
29:20
and then they got really good again.
29:21
I'm glad they're good again. Sort of same universe, same
29:24
story, but not. Yeah, yeah.
29:28
I don't really understand what's happening anymore, but they're
29:32
still saying it's the umbrella call.
29:34
Yeah. Umbrella doing it all, but what
29:37
are they doing? Why?
29:39
Harvesting your DNA for stuff and yeah, yeah.
29:43
Yeah. Yeah, and it's not just zombies
29:46
now, it's all sorts of fucking things.
29:48
Yes, there's sort of zombies, they're sort of human, but not.
29:53
And they can talk, and right you go away, Cat.
29:58
You mentioned before still going to work while you're living in
30:02
an old folks home and I pointed out they still work from home.
30:06
Have you heard of pub desking? Because this is now a thing in
30:09
the UK, no pubs are offering. You pay a fee, it's £15
30:18
apparently and you can sit in the pub all day, you can use
30:22
their Wi-Fi, you get a lunch, beers are on you whenever you
30:26
want. And you can quite a good deal.
30:30
It's certainly it's less than a Wework, that's for sure.
30:33
Yeah, I I don't, I did not see a problem with this at all.
30:39
And I think it just should take off over the world.
30:41
Not be trusted with this you. You are not allowed to
30:44
participate. But why not just?
30:46
In general, generally speaking, I think this is a good idea.
30:51
Because why not? Pubs are normally quiet during
30:54
the day. Yes, that's right.
30:56
Yeah. I'll have like this peak periods
30:59
of lunch and yeah stuff but. You know, and you might be
31:03
tempted to be like, I might just go play the pokies for 15
31:06
minutes. Well.
31:07
Remember, they don't have pokies there.
31:10
Yeah, they've got the fruities. That's true.
31:13
That's true. A bit like a poker machine, but
31:16
not. But they'll only have like one
31:17
or two they don't have in Australia.
31:18
Like we've got the pokey room. Whole room?
31:21
Yeah, yeah. Or in my local club, a whole
31:24
floor. But somehow it's still a smoking
31:28
floor. Yeah, I guess they figure people
31:34
won't leave if they're allowed to smoke.
31:36
There. But The thing is, they're not
31:38
allowed to smoke inside. They have set it up somehow that
31:42
it's technically outside. But it's not.
31:47
Yeah, funny. And I don't know how to get away
31:50
with it now because they're just becoming more and more rooms.
31:53
And I don't know how you can justify like if it rains, no
31:56
water's getting in at all. No, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:00
If I'm not getting water, it rains.
32:01
I'm. I'm not outside.
32:02
Yes. I Speaking of smoking, I was in
32:07
Perth and I was meeting up with friends from Singapore and in
32:10
Singapore cigarettes are still 9 bucks a packet right?
32:13
So smoking is as popular there now as it always.
32:16
Was and it was 50 plus. Indonesia, Indonesia, everywhere
32:20
around it, they're $1.00 packet, $2.00 packets.
32:23
How do you think they're smoking here?
32:25
Well, so I warned him. I said look, listen, I've seen
32:29
cigarette packets approaching the $50 mark, all right?
32:33
So just bear that in mind. And I think you're allowed to
32:37
bring 2 packets into the country, one open, one unopened.
32:40
Right. And they're like, OK, so they
32:44
were, they were, they were expecting the $50.
32:47
They came back $75.00 for a pack of 20 fives.
32:51
What? Marlboros $75 Oh.
32:57
My God. Remember how much we used to
33:02
smoke? Imagine if we had to pay $75.00
33:05
I. Smoke.
33:06
I used to smoke 2 packets a day. That's $150.00.
33:11
When I started smoking I would get change from a $50 note for a
33:15
carton which is 8 packets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:22
I remember one time I went to a pub to see a band and I was
33:25
broke. At the time I was student.
33:28
I had a dollar coin on me, so I put the dollar coin in a pokey.
33:31
I won $10 and I took that out and I was able to buy an
33:35
expensive packet of smokes at the venue from a cigarette
33:39
machine. Wow, yeah.
33:42
So I dread to see how much they would cost.
33:45
Yeah, I haven't even seen a cigarette machine because you
33:51
maybe they're banned now because.
33:53
No, no, they're still, I've seen them around.
33:55
Don't look at them, but they're still at like in poking machine
34:00
rooms and stuff like that where they want you to.
34:02
Don't go too far away from here. Yeah, yeah. 75.
34:05
Dollars $75. Pack of 25 what is that?
34:12
I'm trying to do that. Yeah.
34:14
What is that? Because I remember like it used
34:17
to be a dollar a dart. And and but that was a lot like
34:22
because we. Used, that was.
34:23
Yeah, that's you. Yeah, it's $3 each canal.
34:30
Jesus, that you're just setting on fire and it goes away.
34:34
But God, I would smoke tomorrow if I could afford it.
34:36
No I I lit a citronella can I I cooked pizzas outside tonight in
34:41
my BBQ because I bought a pizza stone so I essentially.
34:44
Because it's not cold for some reason, even though we're, yeah,
34:47
we're about to hit winter. Oh yeah, I know.
34:49
I'm fucking. It's perfect.
34:51
It's perfect right now I'm loving it.
34:52
But I'd like the citronella candle.
34:54
Keep your bugs away. Put the lighter in my pocket.
34:56
Later on, I put my hand in my pocket and I felt the lighter
34:58
and all those memories started flipping back.
35:01
Like just feeling the lighter in your pocket, remembering.
35:04
Just take it. Oh, Yep, it'll be the first
35:07
thing you did, the second you got in the car, the second you
35:10
got out of a car. Like the first thing you did
35:12
whenever you got anywhere was light up.
35:14
First thing you did when you got to a train station.
35:17
First thing you did when you got off the.
35:19
Train. If you had asked me how long it
35:23
took to walk from my house to the Warrington County shops, I
35:26
would have said 3 cigarettes. Yep.
35:28
That's how when I was working, that's how long I judged my
35:31
break. Yeah.
35:32
Like a quick, the quick morning tea, that's two smokes.
35:36
And then your lunch you got like if depending on if you're eating
35:39
lunch or not, you've got three to four.
35:40
Like, that's just, yeah. Yeah.
35:43
Well, oh. Man, we were really playing fast
35:46
and loose with our health though, weren't we?
35:50
But as I. Can't say we didn't know it was
35:53
just. Oh, we all knew I I still say
35:55
you only get cancer once and I'm still so I think I would be
35:58
fine. Hopefully that is the case for
36:02
all our sakes. What that I took the cancer hit
36:05
for everyone. No that you can.
36:07
Only get it once, once you've had.
36:09
Enough cancer in my family as well, so if you don't get it
36:12
again and no one in my family. Gets it again.
36:14
I'll be fine with that because that sucks, but yeah, we just
36:17
didn't care. No, we didn't care.
36:20
Hell, I started smoking at a canteen event.
36:25
That's so. Hilariously ironic.
36:28
Yep, that's where I started smoking.
36:33
I actually started smoking because I remember the exact
36:37
moment I started smoking and it was out of spite.
36:40
It was because you, me, Dave and Gareth now, sorry listeners,
36:45
we're getting so specific now. Went outside.
36:49
I, I left school the final year, did it somewhere else and so was
36:54
AWOL and they came back and you were all smokers at some, some
36:58
point during that time, you'd all become smokers.
37:00
And we went outside and he's all lit up.
37:03
And Dave was the only one who had a packet.
37:05
So he he took one, he gave one of, he gave one to you.
37:07
And they turned to me and goes, I'm not even going to bother
37:10
offering one to you. And I'm like, think again
37:17
because fuck you. Don't you assume I'm not?
37:20
A list offer. Yes, give me the opportunity to
37:23
turn it down. If you'd offered, maybe, I'd
37:25
never would have. Started you probably.
37:26
Would have started out of Smite. I've been thinking about how
37:30
much money you spent over the years that's just you just set
37:33
on fire. Yeah, but it wasn't $75 a
37:36
packet. No, no, like I quit.
37:40
I think when I quit it was like $15 a pack.
37:42
Like I didn't get to yeah, too much higher after that.
37:47
I'd I don't know how how could people afford $75.00 because.
37:52
I remember when I came back to Australia 2020 during COVID, I
37:57
was, I'd technically quit, but I'd still like to keep a pack in
38:00
the house and they were $25 and I was like $25 for 25.
38:06
Cigarettes is a lot of money, but it's rocketed since.
38:12
Then yes. So just stop smoking everyone.
38:17
Actually, they keep smoking. It goes to taxes that pay for
38:21
services. Actually, it's really just
38:24
paying for them to go to hospital.
38:26
It's a lot of tax. But it's also paying for us to
38:29
go to hospital, so. It's not a tax, it's excise, OK,
38:37
Just like a tax. I don't know how it works.
38:41
No, but yeah, I just, I'm jealous of people who can do it.
38:45
But I know if I was to I'd be straight back to two packs a day
38:48
and that's just not feasible. Certainly not now, no.
38:54
Yeah. And also at our age, I just
38:57
don't think our bodies could take that anymore.
39:00
No, literally just breathing tar for when you're young you can
39:04
get away with a lot. Yep.
39:06
But look, let's get away from the cost of smoking it out.
39:10
It's terrible for your health. Yeah, yeah, well, just while
39:16
we're computer game heavy episode, but that's OK.
39:20
Yes, in GTA6 we've discussed the release date changing last week
39:25
and since then they dropped another trailer.
39:29
They went. Sorry about that, but have a
39:31
trailer. Now I famously don't really
39:35
enjoy the Gtas and I haven't been excited about one for a
39:38
while, and I'm not going to say I'm excited about this, but
39:41
after looking at the trailer I can see where the hype is
39:45
coming. From yes like if this is what
39:48
it's looking like now and this is just meant to be playing on
39:52
an Xbox PlayStation like it's not yeah high in PC and they've
39:56
said it's. Roughly 5050 cutscenes and in
40:00
game in this trailer. I know a lot of people were
40:02
complaining. Oh hey, it's not gameplay and
40:05
stuff and sort of like. Apparently 50% of it is.
40:08
No, if you actually if you look at GTA5, the cutscenes didn't
40:12
really just we're just gameplay just.
40:15
Yeah, I I I appreciate when games just do their cutscenes in
40:19
the same style as. The game, yeah.
40:21
And game just looks beautiful. I just, it's amazing what
40:25
they're seeing. Where the guys carrying the six
40:27
pack of of beer and you can see it swirling in the bottles like
40:32
it's such an amazing detail. And I think that's why it's sort
40:37
of taking another year. Yeah, fine, keep working on it.
40:41
I'm going to play it. I'm not going to pay 120 bucks
40:44
for it when it comes out, but yeah I'll pay $70.00 for it in a
40:48
year after. That once it goes on sale I will
40:50
be spending 120 on it and I'll let you know.
40:53
Yeah, I'll say this. One thing I don't like about the
40:57
GTA is, and this is just me personally, I don't like
41:01
organized crime. I'm just not interested in it.
41:04
You know what I mean? I've seen The Godfather.
41:05
I liked that. Yeah.
41:06
I just don't watch a lot of mob movies.
41:08
I just, I don't like that culture.
41:11
But this looks like it's just a bunch of couple of junkies
41:14
trying to fucking get by. I could I could maybe get into
41:16
this. Yeah, like they're just a couple
41:18
of people. They're Yeah, not the greatest.
41:21
Yeah. Out there just committing crime,
41:23
just a Bonnie and Clyde type of thing.
41:24
And it's not really. I'm much more likely to play
41:28
that. Yeah.
41:29
Mind you, that's it. Mafia.
41:31
Old world, Old country. Oh yes, looks.
41:33
Pretty good. That looks pretty good.
41:35
Have you seen that? Forward to that as well.
41:37
I just, I like those Mafia game. I like, I like these games.
41:40
I just enjoy them. This one looks great if
41:44
listeners if you haven't seen it, it looks like it's set in
41:45
like old Sicily, like turn of the century Sicily.
41:49
Yes, rifles in the back of open top all time.
41:52
And we might actually get a release date for that soon now
41:55
because GTA 5-6 is gone. We're not releasing now.
41:59
Yeah, yeah. Don't do it.
42:00
Going to take a sigh of relief and put their games out.
42:03
Yeah, because like Mafia, that's would have been direct
42:07
competition with GTA6. Like it's the same open world
42:11
stuff and it would lose. Oh.
42:15
Yeah. Yeah.
42:16
And so it's been and scheduled for release August 8th.
42:20
Oh. There you go.
42:23
And it's almost June, so that's actually not.
42:24
That's not that far away at all. Excellent.
42:29
I will be buying that day one as well.
42:31
And if remember, if the Internet hadn't complained at the start
42:35
of the Xbox One I could have, then I could lend you that copy
42:38
as. Soon as you had finished with
42:39
it, Yeah. That's why we can't have nice
42:42
things. Because that's thing like
42:44
they've said, you'll be able to sell your games and learn your
42:47
games. The only caveat is your console
42:50
had to connect to the Internet once a day just to check your
42:53
licenses. Don't you fucking dare look at
42:58
my license. So funny.
43:02
I just I just I just as far. As I know my Xbox is connected
43:06
to the Internet at all times. Yes.
43:09
Like why was that a deal? Yeah.
43:13
I think at the time there was like DDoS attacks, DDoS attacks
43:17
happening, and people would supply that would have trouble,
43:19
But it wasn't like they were having trouble for days.
43:21
They might be a few hours where something was happening and when
43:26
you'd log back on and you can play, it would check your
43:28
license. Yeah, yeah.
43:31
Like it does now, except now we can't share it.
43:34
Yeah, yeah. It was going to be like a book.
43:37
Like you couldn't both play it at once.
43:39
Yep. So if you had loaned it to me,
43:41
only I could play it. When I loaned it back to you,
43:43
only you could play it. And like if you bought the game
43:46
from, it wasn't even going to work with purchase discs.
43:49
So you could buy the disc, the license will be on that disc.
43:52
You put it, put it in, you would install the game.
43:55
That license is now there. You could not didn't have to
43:58
worry about putting the disk in the plate anymore.
44:00
But if you gave that disk to someone else, that license would
44:03
go with that disk. So you wouldn't be able to like
44:05
also going to be great. Yeah, that's a well thought out
44:08
system. Isn't it Bring that back.
44:11
Yeah. Because then I could start
44:13
lending out some of these games I buy.
44:16
Yeah. Well, maybe start selling it.
44:18
Reminds me of when Napster got sued by Metallica back in like
44:21
2002 or whatever that was. And, and they're like, we're
44:25
not, we're not breaking any laws.
44:26
It says here that you can, if you buy ACD, you're actually
44:30
allowed to copy it for your own personal use and share it with
44:32
close personal friends. It says it right there.
44:35
And we just allow people to share this music with millions
44:38
and millions of their closest personal friends.
44:42
Not quite. Good try, yes, but I remember
44:48
when Lars was done. We need to go into everyone's
44:50
house to get their computers and that's, yeah, their work.
44:54
It was, it was a very large thing to say yes.
44:56
I mean, they did wait. They they won the lawsuit.
44:58
They won the lawsuit, but I don't think he quite understood
45:02
what the lawsuit was or how they won it.
45:05
Was. Yeah, yeah.
45:07
Excuse me, because I think he thought he was going to be able
45:10
to suit everyone who'd done it, not just.
45:14
Yeah, What have you seen? Now that remember a little while
45:18
ago, I forget what the movie was.
45:20
There was a movie that came out and the studios were going to
45:25
sue people in Australia for it. The party, right, Yes.
45:29
And the judges can't like do not send out any letters until we
45:32
work it out. Because when I went to court,
45:34
it's like you're asking for a lot of money.
45:36
They download like a $40 movie. Like where are you getting this
45:41
figure from? And he said, so don't send
45:44
anything out. What we're doing is they sent a
45:45
letter out. He went, well, just to throw
45:47
this out to court then. So, so because it's also not the
45:50
person downloading it that is the person that's pirating, it's
45:55
the person who's making it available.
45:57
That's right, although if they're not making any money for
46:01
it, you could also argue that it's not piracy in that strict
46:05
sense either. It's not like you go to Thailand
46:08
and you you buy a disk. Yes, and someone's making money.
46:11
That's piracy, right? Yeah, but I think the problem is
46:14
is because they still went ahead and sent out letters and were
46:16
asking, I think they've made it harder for them to try and bring
46:19
it back around to do what they did.
46:21
Anyone else? Did you see that class action
46:27
lawsuit for Apple with the Is it Siri or the AI?
46:32
Whatever the fuck. That is, Oh yes.
46:33
Apparently you've got a certain amount of if you're in America
46:36
and you've you've purchased something during that period,
46:39
you can. Join it, cash in.
46:41
Yeah. The well, the The thing is with
46:44
those class action lawsuits, you might get a few dollars.
46:49
The lawyers are going to make and the people who started are
46:51
going to make a ton of money. You'll get a couple of dollars.
46:53
You might, if it's easier to sign up, do it, but you're not
46:56
going to make. And also when the update comes
46:59
out in a year it it'll update on your phone you'll get just calm
47:02
the fuck down. Like they basically didn't do it
47:05
because it wasn't ready. Yeah.
47:07
And so they basically got look so if.
47:09
You bought a phone only because of that feature?
47:12
Like what the fuck are you doing?
47:14
Yeah, I still, I don't use the AI on my phone.
47:18
I don't. I have only just I still don't
47:22
use Siri because here's garbage. I've started using.
47:26
I've actually started using chat ChatGPT more than I use Google
47:30
Now for just querying things because I find it, it, it, it's
47:36
a better filter when it. But Google's AI is quite good
47:40
now too. You know the first.
47:41
The first answer is always the AI answer.
47:46
Well, Google's still the only one that understands my
47:48
spelling. We'll see.
47:51
I've started using the speech. Just pick it up, hold the thing
47:55
and just go. What, what is, what is 148 grams
47:59
of flour in teaspoons? And it'll tell you, you know.
48:03
Well, I actually, I'm using, I'm using the copilot a lot and I'm
48:07
starting to like that and I'm going actually going to the
48:10
thing I saw that they've got a thing coming up in Canberra to
48:13
go and sort of get a hands on. It's going to be, I think it's
48:16
going to be interesting. That would be interesting.
48:19
Going to have a bit of play with it, speak with Microsoft people
48:22
you're. Not saying anything specific.
48:24
Are you allowed to use copilot at work?
48:28
Sort of. OK.
48:30
Are you trialing it? Is that the sort of Yeah, OK,
48:34
because I they've recently blocked everything.
48:38
Yes. And yes, I want to experiment
48:43
more than I'm currently allowed to.
48:44
Yeah. The problem is you have, and
48:46
this is at a lot of people's workplaces is they don't
48:49
understand that you can't share everything with it because.
48:54
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless you get it set up
48:56
correctly and you have information stored where you
49:00
want it stored. If you're just using the public
49:02
version available and you're putting stuff in, you're putting
49:05
stuff in that's now available to everyone.
49:08
That's right. And most users don't understand
49:11
that because it's just because you'll put that in there doesn't
49:14
mean it's only going to use that for you.
49:16
They'll take that information to learn.
49:18
Yeah, yeah, that's right. But I the, the possibilities,
49:22
man, I, because I, I work in a design studio and the, I was
49:28
chatting with guys that work in the public sector design and
49:31
they basically teach ChatGPT, their brand guide and then route
49:37
it through Canva. And they use, they design
49:40
through text prompts. You know, they'll say give me
49:44
three options of how a corporate cover might look like and it
49:48
will always be on brand because it.
49:49
Instead of you're printing. What?
49:51
Yeah, this is This is how the basic stuff.
49:55
And then you go and. Make it into the filters we're
49:57
giving you. Essentially, yeah.
50:00
There's some incredible it's. So easy and quick.
50:02
It's it's scary. Yeah, so there's one thing
50:06
ChatGPT has changed recently you're not allowed to do.
50:09
And when I tell you what it is, you're going to say we'll do,
50:11
and what were you trying to do? But I'll explain right.
50:15
So were you trying to make it racist?
50:17
No, no, you can no longer ask ChatGPT to generate realistic
50:23
pictures of children. I'm just thinking that's a good
50:32
that's not there. I can understand why I wasn't
50:34
there at the start, but then because you're not thinking,
50:36
you're not thinking about the terrible people out there.
50:39
Yeah. So what I was specifically
50:42
trying to do, I have, you know, a handful of pictures of me as a
50:46
kid, not too many. I don't have any pictures of me
50:51
using my old computer, playing on my old consoles or any stuff
50:55
that relates to like the stuff we talk about.
50:58
Right. Yeah.
50:58
And I had this brain wave that I would just feed it in a few
51:02
pictures of me as a kid and say, recreate some false 1980s
51:06
pictures of this kid in a bedroom playing the SNES.
51:09
That would be great. That would just give me so much
51:11
joy to look at. And it's like, no, you're
51:14
pervert. No, who is this kid?
51:18
Because it's a minority that ruin it for everyone.
51:21
Like you have those few people that just.
51:24
Do horrible stuff. I googled it and evidently,
51:27
yeah, it was fine for a while. If you if you'd had that idea
51:30
earlier on, you could have done it and but then.
51:32
People abused it. Somebody abused it.
51:34
Yeah, Yeah. And yeah, in church UP want
51:37
nothing to do with that. Yeah, yeah, that one.
51:40
Yeah. In fact, you can't even like
51:45
everyone's making cartoons of themselves and stuff.
51:47
It'll do that. But if you give it a, there are
51:50
third party apps that can do it that clearly don't have the same
51:54
practices and standards. But if you ask ChatGPT make a
51:56
picture of me doing this, it'll say I can make a picture of a
52:00
person who resembles this person doing that.
52:03
No. But will be changing enough that
52:05
it's not that person. You want to hear one of the
52:09
horrible trends that's happening on only fans at the moment?
52:12
What do I do? I want to.
52:14
Hear It's nothing to do with children, but and it's probably
52:17
not the models themselves. You know how there's like
52:19
modelling agencies and managers that go do stuff.
52:22
So what they're doing here, taking the models, they're
52:25
putting a down filter face on them and they're trying to
52:29
market it that way as well. Like just because I have Down
52:33
syndrome doesn't mean I'm not nasty.
52:35
And all this stuff to try and get, and it's posting these
52:38
things like social media to try and get people to go to their
52:40
only fans accounts really. In a million years, I couldn't
52:48
have predicted that that's what you were going to say.
52:50
Fuck, hell I saw Mosh Critical put a video out on it today.
52:55
What for that? Are there people out there going
52:58
I just want women with Down syndrome?
53:01
I don't know but there's even one that's like.
53:07
So there's definitely like only 6 known cases of like Down
53:10
syndrome, like a. An actual person.
53:13
With dwarfism. Oh, sure.
53:16
And but what there's now claiming that they're now the
53:19
7th so they can go to their only fans page.
53:24
Dwarf with Down syndrome, what's her name?
53:28
I didn't get any names, but yeah, it's just, that's why
53:34
seems to be working, because it's not just one person who's
53:36
done it, it's led to a lot of people doing it.
53:41
Like, are you on Instagram still?
53:43
I know you're not big social media and I'm less and.
53:46
Less I've sort of gone off it because it's not pictures
53:48
anymore. No, no, it's all memes and ads
53:52
now. But I also like just because you
53:56
fit the bill you get, you get like these I guess influences,
54:00
for lack of a better term, push towards you.
54:03
And I've noticed that neurodivergent IE autistic
54:08
people and now like a trend on like only fans and stuff too
54:13
like. The amount of people who have
54:14
faked that as well. Bet.
54:17
But for some reason, and I can understand that because it's so
54:19
fucking trendy right now to say that you're autistic.
54:23
I'm autistic, I'm fucking taking off my clothes.
54:26
Like why do you? Why does it need to be autistic?
54:29
If you want to see tits, just go and look at tits mate.
54:31
Tits. Tits are fine.
54:33
They don't. Sydney Sweeney's putting them
54:35
out there on the big screen for you.
54:40
Yeah, yeah, but that's just we, I don't get it like but yeah,
54:45
there must be a market for it. And I don't know if you do have
54:51
Down syndrome, maybe start an only fans account because.
54:55
Yeah, maybe. I mean, that's a market.
54:57
Who knew? Who knew?
55:00
No, I didn't. I didn't know.
55:03
I don't go on only fans though. Neither do I, but I also don't
55:07
go on any other site going sexy Down syndrome girls.
55:11
I don't really go on any site looking for sexy anything.
55:16
I could find it without looking for it.
55:18
Yeah, I also think we're too old.
55:20
I think if we were younger and had more free time, maybe that's
55:23
what we'd be doing. I think we did a bit more of
55:25
that. You know, Matt used to have his
55:27
Tumblr of just girls that look like Pixies, so maybe.
55:29
This is, well, I think when we really had that stage of trying
55:32
to find that stuff, it was back when it was dial up, he said.
55:35
If they would just load slowly and then you got to wait.
55:37
Yeah. Did I download a good picture or
55:39
not? Because.
55:41
Yeah. Like because always for top.
55:43
Up breasts, Why are you loading from the ponytail?
55:46
Yes, like I need to if I wasted my time because all I had was a
55:51
text description of this. There was no thumbnail, no.
55:56
That's right. Yeah.
55:58
Video. What are you talking about?
56:00
There's no such thing as video on the Internet.
56:02
No. You know when that serves around
56:05
when we're doing that, like it'll take like 5 to 10 minutes
56:07
to download a song. Yes.
56:11
Oh yeah. I used to put like 10.
56:14
I used to line up 10 songs to download, then go to bed, bed.
56:18
And in the morning three or four of them would have downloaded
56:21
properly, a couple of them would have been corrupted and given my
56:24
computer a virus. And then the two would just
56:27
stuck at like 98% because no one was seeding.
56:30
Yep. You don't know how good you got
56:33
at people. Actually, we don't have other
56:35
people listening to us. No, we don't.
56:37
We don't. But I always do think too, like
56:41
I'm constantly annoyed at my television right now because
56:44
it's it's I mean, my TV is a computer, right?
56:46
And it's a, it's a computer that's on the Internet and it
56:50
takes computer TV shows from the Internet and plays them at will
56:53
with very little restriction. And yet I get so annoyed when it
56:59
doesn't work right. And I didn't get annoyed at my
57:02
fucking 14 inch CRTS television that I used to have when I was a
57:09
kid with only four channels. 4 channels just with ads that you
57:13
can't it. Wasn't good if the ad you just
57:16
put up with them. Yeah, there was.
57:17
Yeah, there was no, there was no getting angry.
57:19
That's just what. Television was like the picture
57:22
would never quite be perfect on one channel and but if you moved
57:25
it and wrecked the other 3 so you lived with that one.
57:27
Exactly. You just knew that ABC was going
57:30
to be in black and white because if you moved that thing, channel
57:32
79 and 10 would be fucked and they were the important ones.
57:35
Yes, God. All right, let's move on.
57:43
We're just stuck an old big. Oh yeah, well, here's another
57:46
old man thing. But we're we're we're getting
57:49
close to moving over to the after party.
57:51
So before we do, I did want to say that the Toxic Avenger, did
57:58
you see the teaser trailer for this that came out this week?
58:01
It didn't give anything away, but what we did get was the news
58:06
that it is unrateable. The what is it?
58:10
MPAA have refused to classify this film.
58:13
Right. Oh, and really?
58:16
Yeah. So it doesn't mean it can't be
58:18
released. It just means that it limits
58:20
where it where it can be. Yeah, it's like getting a cinema
58:22
release. Yeah, that's right.
58:23
But it was Australia released. Aware, yeah, they've deemed it
58:29
unreleasable. Not safe for market, right?
58:33
I want to see this. Because it contains ultraviolent
58:38
toxic content, mutant nudity, splatter, monster corps, and
58:46
piss play. I'm so happy they are releasing
58:54
it because this has been. Yeah.
58:58
Sort of been hiatus on the chopping block for quite some
59:00
time, I know. And I want to see it because I
59:04
want to understand why Peter Tinklage agreed to do this.
59:08
But don't get me wrong, I would agree to do it.
59:10
I would love to be in a Troma movie.
59:12
I don't know why an established. Well, that's the whole thing
59:14
that is wants to be in one officially a Troma movie, is it?
59:18
But that's, well, I didn't think so.
59:20
But this teaser trailer, which again, it doesn't give anything
59:22
away, it looks extremely poor. But we've yeah, like with this
59:26
platter laughter monster court like this is that's Truma.
59:30
Yeah. I thought it was going to be
59:31
like a dialed back version of. Yeah, I mean, it's even worded
59:35
like tremor, right? You know what I mean?
59:36
Like it's like like how they would would have said punk rock
59:39
bandits, toxic sludge explosion mops.
59:44
All right, I mean, I will be seeing this movie.
59:48
Yeah, me too. But probably not in cinema see
59:51
though, because I don't think this.
59:52
I love this. Yeah.
59:54
Ever been a non rated movie in Australian theatres?
59:59
No that I can in. Fact, a lot of theaters won't
1:00:01
even play R rated movies. Yeah, like a like.
1:00:04
A lot of I think that's changed a bit now.
1:00:07
Yeah, maybe it was like Deadpools and.
1:00:10
R True. Yeah.
1:00:11
When I worked at the Hayden Multiplex, if something was
1:00:14
rated R, it just would not be played at our cinema.
1:00:19
This was this was just as MA was coming in too.
1:00:21
So just before MA came in, it was basically if it was M, it
1:00:24
was fine. If it was R, forget it.
1:00:25
Yep. But yes, no, this is going to be
1:00:29
a great, I hope it's going to be a great movie because I like the
1:00:32
talking avenger. Same like I grew up watching
1:00:36
this. Probably should not have been
1:00:38
watching this. Definitely shouldn't and they
1:00:40
but they marketed to kids. It was an R rated movie and they
1:00:43
made a spin off cartoon of it. Yes, I.
1:00:45
Had action figures from it. I've got the action figures.
1:00:48
Oh. Sweet.
1:00:50
But even with it wasn't sex. No, it was just.
1:00:55
Kind of like violence. There was never nudity or
1:00:58
anything. It was.
1:00:59
I mean, there was. Some it was heavily hinted at.
1:01:02
Work walking around. Yeah, it was sexy ladies and
1:01:04
stuff, but I mean, there was. Even in the sequel, I mean it
1:01:07
was like he gets his blonde girlfriend and.
1:01:11
Blind girl, Yeah. She could she like short dress
1:01:14
and everything but it was never nude and there was a big like
1:01:16
sex scene but you didn't see anything like it was all.
1:01:18
But what gave it the AH was just violence and blood.
1:01:24
Yeah, yeah, I might go washy original again.
1:01:30
Yeah, I might too. Was it the second one or the
1:01:33
third one where they went to Japan?
1:01:34
I remember liking that one. I only found out recently that
1:01:39
the second and the third one were meant to be one movie.
1:01:43
Oh, they were meant to be 1 movie but they actually ended up
1:01:46
filming so much that they had to split it out because they just
1:01:51
kept filming. That's a.
1:01:52
Great cheap way to have two movies for the price of 1.
1:01:55
Yeah, but also, it's not like they're making a ton of money
1:01:59
either. No, no.
1:02:02
Very popular in the cult world. Yes, you know.
1:02:06
We all knew about it. We all rented it.
1:02:08
Yes man. And I got into like, I remember
1:02:10
once I went and rented Tromeo and Juliet.
1:02:14
Yes. James Gunn.
1:02:15
Directly James Gunn. Boy, he was famous.
1:02:17
Because he wrote that, I think. Yeah, but the guy behind the
1:02:21
big, huge fat guy behind the counter at the video store was
1:02:26
like, do you like Trima? I'm like, yes.
1:02:30
He's like, great. I like Trima too.
1:02:32
Let's fucking talk about Trima, you know, and it's just now this
1:02:36
guy's my friend. We both like Trima.
1:02:38
And he'll let me rate rent any R rated movie now.
1:02:42
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Locally so.
1:02:46
Video source did not care. Oh.
1:02:49
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen them look other
1:02:51
people back, but I think I used to go in enough that they were
1:02:53
just, you know, you know, and I. Think also I think they knew our
1:02:56
parents too, like this community, you know what I mean?
1:02:59
I'm like, I know your dad is like.
1:03:01
Yeah. I'll ask him.
1:03:03
Next time, yeah, you got some just random kid that's come in
1:03:05
and or when your parents have been here, they've only let you
1:03:08
get G movies like when your parents are here, they're
1:03:11
letting you get this, so you're fine.
1:03:13
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh, fuck my my mum cared.
1:03:16
But my mum wasn't the one who drove me to the video store, My
1:03:18
dad the one who took me to the video store, and he had no
1:03:21
limits. But even if we look at like we
1:03:24
spoke about a few weeks ago, I think like RoboCop, like with
1:03:28
that traumatized us a little bit like with the acid of the
1:03:32
getting splattered by the truck and stuff.
1:03:34
We should not have watched back then, but.
1:03:36
No, no any. And like when before I moved to
1:03:42
Penrith, when I lived, when just in Warragamba, we didn't have a
1:03:46
video store. We had a petrol station that had
1:03:49
some tapes that you could rent and it they did not give a shit
1:03:54
about things. But also, I don't even know if
1:03:57
these had ratings on them because these were all like
1:03:59
martial arts movies from the Philippines and shit like these
1:04:03
were low quality schlock. And my dad was like, take what
1:04:09
you want. The the at my petrol station
1:04:11
video shop it was, I can't remember the price but you got
1:04:15
them in groups of 10 so they would give you a box.
1:04:17
God. Shit, 10 tapes and you could
1:04:19
just wander around, fill the box with 10 tapes, take it up one
1:04:23
week there's. Your yeah that they were not
1:04:24
giving you real movies. They were.
1:04:27
That was dodgy as hell. Great movies, fucking ninja
1:04:30
movies and shit that I just fucking loved sword fight movies
1:04:34
and. Yeah, if you're getting the box
1:04:36
just 10 at a gut time that they're they're not worried
1:04:39
about, they're not worried about if these are real or not.
1:04:42
No, and I wasn't worried and for some reason my dad wasn't.
1:04:48
But look, we've come to the end of the main show I think, so we
1:04:52
should get a head up to after play soon.
1:04:54
But still, if you do want to be join our Minecraft server, reach
1:04:59
out. I don't know if we're just open
1:05:01
to everyone or you need to be on the Patreon as well, but spot us
1:05:05
on the Patreon at least, yeah? Please, maybe we should.
1:05:10
Maybe we should say it's just the the lowest tier, the one
1:05:12
doll. It's here in the.
1:05:13
Patreon One Doll 2 will get you on Minecraft.
1:05:16
Then yeah, you're welcome. And we are on there.
1:05:19
I mean, Luke has not been on there much this week.
1:05:21
But I will be going back there. I'll be going back too.
1:05:24
I'll probably go back on right after this actually, just to see
1:05:26
if anything's happening. I might and I'm not.
1:05:28
Tonight I'm in the middle of a oblivion quest, but I'm tomorrow
1:05:30
night I'm back in. OK, I'll get you your iron ore.
1:05:35
Please do I need, I need, I need real tools in the Stone Age.
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already have. We'll see you in the.
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Afternoon. Yeah, those who give us the $5
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