Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / PAT BEV | Son of a Boy Dad #289
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- 3:09Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on there?
- 3:10Speaker 1: Pal?
- 3:11Speaker 5: We saw you in the hockey game Mark?
- 3:12Speaker 2: Do I know you?
- 3:12Speaker 7: Guys?
- 3:13Speaker 5: I'm Ryan Whitney.
- 3:14Speaker 1: I got a drink named after me at a big
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- 3:16Speaker 5: Whitney that's what I thought. See you, fellas, I invented
- 3:20Speaker 5: the thing you pigeoned pink Whitney for legendary moments. It's
- 3:25Speaker 5: not the two red bulls you have in front of you.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like you're playing Dexter's Laboratory in your stomach.
- 3:33Speaker 1: You're like pouring random ship on top of these fucking
- 3:37Speaker 1: vitamins well I took.
- 3:39Speaker 5: I've been taking the fish oil and the probiotics, and
- 3:42Speaker 5: the fish oil should be fine. Yeah, fish oil thinks fine.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Probiotics should be I mean that should.
- 3:48Speaker 5: Be helping you, right, it should be helping is it?
- 3:53Speaker 5: What else are you taking?
- 3:54Speaker 2: What other?
- 3:55Speaker 7: What should give you?
- 3:56Speaker 1: A magnesium?
- 3:57Speaker 5: I don't even know. There's two that I don't know
- 3:59Speaker 5: what they are zany Nnganese, but I'll take them in.
- 4:02Speaker 5: They're like the serving size is like three and they're
- 4:06Speaker 5: fucking yeah, And You're like, how many of these am
- 4:08Speaker 5: I supposed to be taking? It feels like I'm killing
- 4:13Speaker 5: myself when I do when I take all those, like
- 4:15Speaker 5: I just took eighteen pills at once. That's what they
- 4:20Speaker 5: want me.
- 4:21Speaker 7: On you ready, yeahg I got good feelings about today.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Guys.
- 4:26Speaker 5: By the way, already Welcome back to the Son of
- 4:30Speaker 5: a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is April seconds. It
- 4:36Speaker 5: is eleven am ish.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Happy to see you, happy, happy to see you. Boys.
- 4:43Speaker 1: France has been here since the eight.
- 4:45Speaker 7: I got it at eight, same.
- 4:48Speaker 5: But I went home for a little bit.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 4:51Speaker 5: I had some shit I had to take care of.
- 4:52Speaker 7: What was that?
- 4:53Speaker 5: Just like editing. I was working on an edit.
- 4:57Speaker 1: You edit, you added old school where you cut the
- 5:00Speaker 1: film up and like tape two pieces together.
- 5:02Speaker 7: Yeah, splice.
- 5:03Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a splicer.
- 5:04Speaker 7: Never really got a little moment where you can see
- 5:06Speaker 7: a black.
- 5:08Speaker 1: But he's been editing penises in to disturb the.
- 5:12Speaker 5: I never got in. We filmed until nine last night,
- 5:15Speaker 5: and I just came to the office.
- 5:16Speaker 7: Do you think that I paused Fight Club to see
- 5:20Speaker 7: the penis?
- 5:22Speaker 5: I think I did too. A penis in fight Club?
- 5:27Speaker 1: He remember, he's like for a little bit. He's works
- 5:30Speaker 1: as a.
- 5:33Speaker 5: Pitt, works as a as a film editor.
- 5:35Speaker 7: Yeah, he's like a behind the scenes guy in movie
- 5:38Speaker 7: theater projectionist.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Uh. And he splices in penises to children's movies.
- 5:45Speaker 5: Interesting, which yeah, not great.
- 5:48Speaker 2: No.
- 5:48Speaker 7: I think I undid it though, by spending a lot
- 5:51Speaker 7: of time trying to pause. The scene in Wolf of
- 5:54Speaker 7: Wall Street when Margot Robbie goes dad, He's not gonna
- 5:59Speaker 7: be happy. He's not wearing any panties.
- 6:02Speaker 5: You thought she was showing that.
- 6:04Speaker 7: I just had to I had to see. There's a
- 6:07Speaker 7: split second where she goes like that and he's looking
- 6:10Speaker 7: and he's like, oh, so it was positive. I tried
- 6:15Speaker 7: to time it perfectly.
- 6:16Speaker 5: You think the intimacy coordinator would let you.
- 6:18Speaker 7: Get away with no, for sure not. And I'm sure
- 6:20Speaker 7: she was wearing a mark in and you know whatever.
- 6:22Speaker 7: But you just never know, you really don't.
- 6:25Speaker 1: I heard that wasn't even his real ass in that movie. Really,
- 6:29Speaker 1: he had a stunt ass.
- 6:31Speaker 5: He has a very flat ass in real life.
- 6:34Speaker 1: It's like said, it's a little bit embarrassing.
- 6:35Speaker 5: Well, it's like, if you've ever see him walking around,
- 6:37Speaker 5: he's like he's he's got like the same ass that
- 6:39Speaker 5: I have. Yeah, Like you ever see him walking around,
- 6:42Speaker 5: he's wearing like baggy ass cargo shorts.
- 6:44Speaker 1: I think if you you both hit the squad rack,
- 6:46Speaker 1: I think that you would dust the cap definitely. I
- 6:50Speaker 1: think as too. Yeah, your range of emotion is one of
- 6:53Speaker 1: the things I my most about your.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Squad range of motion is phenomenal.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like climmer.
- 6:58Speaker 5: It is like a robot shirt. That's how deep I
- 7:00Speaker 5: take it. I take it ass to the floor.
- 7:03Speaker 1: You could wipe your ass on the planet fitness floor.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Man.
- 7:07Speaker 5: I was so close to getting back in the gym
- 7:09Speaker 5: the other day, and I just didn't do it close
- 7:11Speaker 5: I've been in a while. You got to the door.
- 7:13Speaker 5: I was walking home, and I was like, I'm gonna
- 7:15Speaker 5: go to the gym today. I gotta time for time
- 7:18Speaker 5: to make a change in the clothes you were wearing.
- 7:21Speaker 5: It like right now, like you were walking home and
- 7:24Speaker 5: you're going to go in those clothes.
- 7:25Speaker 2: No.
- 7:26Speaker 5: No, I was like, I'm gonna go run home and
- 7:27Speaker 5: grab grab a change of clothes.
- 7:28Speaker 7: I think that's what stopped you. It's that step. You
- 7:31Speaker 7: got to eliminate that.
- 7:32Speaker 5: Yeah, but I wasn't gonna go work out in khakis
- 7:35Speaker 5: in a fucking sweatshirt.
- 7:36Speaker 7: I think that is exactly what you should do. I
- 7:38Speaker 7: was in Florida and I went into the gym and
- 7:41Speaker 7: there was a ninety year old man walking on the
- 7:43Speaker 7: treadmill and belted khakis and boat shoes. Yeah yeah, And
- 7:47Speaker 7: I said to myself, that's hairball.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:48Speaker 5: He's just getting ready for the day.
- 7:50Speaker 7: Hairball is a man who will work out in his
- 7:53Speaker 7: business casual attire.
- 7:55Speaker 5: Oh no, not at all. I'm a gearhead, but who
- 7:57Speaker 5: who cares? Though, I gotta go in a my air
- 8:00Speaker 5: bottoms on. I need to have a sleeve on somewhere,
- 8:03Speaker 5: whether it's knees or elbows.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Yeah, sweat band.
- 8:06Speaker 7: Cover up the SWASTI to cut tattoos you got when
- 8:08Speaker 7: you're still younger man, you want to play that game. Yeah,
- 8:12Speaker 7: you wanted to get into the policing of incorrectly.
- 8:17Speaker 5: I'll have a stutter on it.
- 8:19Speaker 7: I think it's the right word to have a stutter.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to have the sound. But if
- 8:23Speaker 1: you're saying the SWASTI clean.
- 8:25Speaker 7: Yeah, if I'm sticking the landing on SWASTI cut as
- 8:28Speaker 7: if you said it not bad, then it's groove.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:31Speaker 5: It's actually good way to get around the algorithm too.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Yeah, supposed to.
- 8:36Speaker 1: A damn that's about to be Kanye's new album title.
- 8:39Speaker 5: I know SWASTI KKK dude. The Kanye shit is crazy,
- 8:43Speaker 5: but it's also hard to not watch and be like
- 8:46Speaker 5: like it's it's like fucked up, but it's funny.
- 8:49Speaker 7: Does anyone care anymore?
- 8:50Speaker 5: The outfit was insane.
- 8:53Speaker 7: I mean, at this point, whoa does anyone care?
- 8:57Speaker 5: I think people care?
- 8:58Speaker 7: Why why I don't think he care?
- 9:00Speaker 2: I don't.
- 9:00Speaker 5: I don't know how many people are mad.
- 9:02Speaker 7: How many times can you watch someone drive a car
- 9:06Speaker 7: into a wall before you're like, they're doing this for
- 9:09Speaker 7: attention or or that's just a completely insane driver, and
- 9:15Speaker 7: it's it's cruel to continue to.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Mins.
- 9:22Speaker 5: I don't know the fit that he came back out on.
- 9:24Speaker 5: It's also funny if you know fucking what's his name? Academics, Yeah,
- 9:28Speaker 5: because that guy's just a total tool. So like seeing
- 9:31Speaker 5: him in the in the side shot when.
- 9:32Speaker 1: He'd be like when it's like big dapping Kanye, when
- 9:36Speaker 1: he's in a full.
- 9:37Speaker 5: KKK Kanye walking out in the fucking black KKK.
- 9:42Speaker 1: Uniform and being like John Legend's a bitch. Yeah, John
- 9:46Speaker 1: Legend wears sweaters in the summertime, He's a bitch.
- 9:49Speaker 7: Do you think there's a redemption moment for Kanye?
- 9:53Speaker 5: He'd have to claim something bad.
- 9:55Speaker 7: Do you think that there is a an album that
- 9:59Speaker 7: he could make absolutely and put out?
- 10:01Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 10:02Speaker 7: That was so dynamic and so riveting that it rewrote
- 10:08Speaker 7: the narrative of Kanye West.
- 10:10Speaker 5: I don't even think he has to put out another
- 10:12Speaker 5: I think you just got to go listen to some
- 10:13Speaker 5: old Kanye.
- 10:14Speaker 7: No, but that's all too far back now, And he's
- 10:18Speaker 7: got a bunch of albums that I don't know, I
- 10:20Speaker 7: thought were kind of okay. Yeah that you go inside
- 10:23Speaker 7: with his slide into psychosis.
- 10:27Speaker 5: I still listen to that one. Good Morning.
- 10:31Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a great graduation.
- 10:33Speaker 5: Yeah, good Morning. You got D's motherfucker D's Like that's
- 10:41Speaker 5: a hot it's hard one to turn off. Yeah, I
- 10:45Speaker 5: mean he has a throw that up on in the
- 10:46Speaker 5: morning that makes you get out of bed and you
- 10:48Speaker 5: you actually hit one of like those, like ah when
- 10:52Speaker 5: that song's.
- 10:52Speaker 1: On, Dick to the world in the West Village. Oh yeah,
- 10:56Speaker 1: second story Penis Exposed.
- 10:59Speaker 5: There was another one that I was listening to the
- 11:00Speaker 5: other day. I forget what it was, Splashing Lights. No,
- 11:04Speaker 5: not that one, but that is a good one.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Ballot met it fast, it wronger, No, not that that
- 11:10Speaker 1: don't kill me.
- 11:11Speaker 7: I never liked that. What I never liked that either.
- 11:15Speaker 7: That was his first single from that album, and I
- 11:17Speaker 7: always hated it.
- 11:18Speaker 5: I didn't like it.
- 11:19Speaker 1: But then I think it's like objectively, it's like a
- 11:21Speaker 1: as a daft punk sample.
- 11:23Speaker 5: That sounds ass.
- 11:24Speaker 7: But then then he did the good Good Life and
- 11:27Speaker 7: he said I.
- 11:28Speaker 5: Would do anything for a blonde dyke.
- 11:32Speaker 1: You don't like that line, but I'm sorry he did
- 11:35Speaker 1: the first What are you saying he did the first album?
- 11:38Speaker 7: Well, he did, No, he did Good Life, which was
- 11:40Speaker 7: on that album. The first time I ever heard that
- 11:43Speaker 7: was at the very end of an episode of Entourage
- 11:47Speaker 7: where they're trying to figure out how to get to
- 11:48Speaker 7: Khan the film festival, and out of nowhere, Kanye shows
- 11:52Speaker 7: up with his buddies yea and offers them a ride
- 11:57Speaker 7: on his jet.
- 11:58Speaker 1: You should have known at the time, and he showed
- 12:00Speaker 1: up with David Duke that it was. There was some
- 12:04Speaker 1: writing on the.
- 12:04Speaker 7: Wall and uh they The episode ends with Good Life playing,
- 12:11Speaker 7: And that was the first That was the first time
- 12:12Speaker 7: I ever heard that. It might have been the first
- 12:14Speaker 7: time they heard. Maybe the album was out already, but
- 12:17Speaker 7: either way, it was electric. Yeah, good Life was unbelievable.
- 12:24Speaker 1: But his problem, I think is that he just doesn't
- 12:25Speaker 1: have buddies anymore.
- 12:27Speaker 5: He doesn't got boys anymore, and he's not making good
- 12:29Speaker 5: He's not really making the music that he used to make.
- 12:31Speaker 1: What do you mean boys?
- 12:34Speaker 5: And he doesn't have friends?
- 12:35Speaker 1: Yeah, hey buddies.
- 12:36Speaker 5: Okay, I'm a thrown on this one.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs more buddies.
- 12:42Speaker 5: Okay, I see, uh was through the wire. Jesus Walks
- 12:49Speaker 5: was always my favorite song by him.
- 12:51Speaker 7: Gee Us Walk with Me. I liked the Diamonds from
- 12:56Speaker 7: Sierra Leone with jay Z.
- 12:59Speaker 5: Hmmm, it's all I was saying. The other day, I
- 13:01Speaker 5: was saying, I'm having a hard time not listening to to.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Carter.
- 13:06Speaker 1: You have a hard time not listening. Yeah, why would
- 13:09Speaker 1: you not listen?
- 13:09Speaker 5: Because any like rape a kid?
- 13:12Speaker 7: I think that was disproved.
- 13:13Speaker 1: Really, you stopped listening to him?
- 13:17Speaker 5: I didn't stop, Okay.
- 13:19Speaker 1: I love jay Z, Yeah, fucking love him, freaking h
- 13:24Speaker 1: to THEO. I love jay Z freaking big, pimpin and stuff.
- 13:28Speaker 5: Jay Z is up there with Fiddy for me. Really Yeah,
- 13:31Speaker 5: but Fiddy's my all time goat. He doesn't get much
- 13:34Speaker 5: better than fifty cent, just banger after banger.
- 13:38Speaker 7: I told you I went. My first concert that I
- 13:39Speaker 7: ever went to was fifty fifty featuring g Unit Yeah
- 13:43Speaker 7: at the Civic Center in Portland, Maine, home to the
- 13:46Speaker 7: Portland Pirates.
- 13:47Speaker 5: What a what a crazy gig for them to book?
- 13:50Speaker 7: I went, and it was it was touring the get
- 13:55Speaker 7: Richard I trying out, Yeah, and uh, I went with
- 13:59Speaker 7: all myth grade buddies.
- 14:00Speaker 5: I actually don't know if you've ever told us this.
- 14:03Speaker 7: And there were clouds of smoke going up in the air,
- 14:07Speaker 7: and I was very nervous that it was marijuana smoke. Yeah,
- 14:10Speaker 7: because at that time I was uncorrupted, uncorrupted youth. You're twelve, yeah,
- 14:17Speaker 7: maybe thirteen, yeah, something like that. And I remember trying
- 14:23Speaker 7: to trying to figure out if I was high. So
- 14:26Speaker 7: I was doing my times tables during the concert to
- 14:30Speaker 7: ensure that I was still of right mind.
- 14:32Speaker 1: Fifty got shot nine times, fifty times nine.
- 14:36Speaker 7: Four hundred and fifty. Not high, yeah, not high.
- 14:42Speaker 5: Can you sing? Many of men say, that's not even
- 14:43Speaker 5: one of my top songs?
- 14:45Speaker 1: Men, we should have.
- 14:51Speaker 7: What is it?
- 14:52Speaker 5: That's that's the one's a Manger?
- 14:54Speaker 1: How's it go?
- 14:55Speaker 5: I think that's the one with is that one with eminem?
- 14:58Speaker 1: How does it go?
- 14:58Speaker 5: I'm not going to sing it.
- 15:00Speaker 1: How do I know if it's even good?
- 15:01Speaker 5: So I can't. I'm not in the mood to spit.
- 15:03Speaker 7: Right, now the one from Get Richard I trying. Yeah,
- 15:05Speaker 7: if you don't know, No, that's not Heat.
- 15:07Speaker 1: You don't know the worst.
- 15:08Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 15:09Speaker 5: It's not heat?
- 15:09Speaker 7: That's that's not the name of that song.
- 15:12Speaker 5: There's a song on that album called Heat.
- 15:14Speaker 7: I believe it, but I don't think that's the one
- 15:15Speaker 7: with Eminem.
- 15:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it is, I don't it
- 15:20Speaker 5: might not be. I don't know if it's the one
- 15:21Speaker 5: with Eminem. But there's definitely a song called Heat.
- 15:24Speaker 7: The one where Eminem is like Shady Records and eighty
- 15:27Speaker 7: seconds away from the towers.
- 15:29Speaker 5: Yeah, they hit the wrong building. They meant to hit hours.
- 15:33Speaker 7: Hours better, evacuate all children showers.
- 15:40Speaker 1: That is so crazy that Osama bin Laden was actually
- 15:42Speaker 1: trying to kill Eminem.
- 15:44Speaker 7: No.
- 15:45Speaker 5: What a great line, though, especially because that's called patiently waiting,
- 15:48Speaker 5: that's called yep.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right having to think about questions.
- 15:54Speaker 5: Yeah, the hook on that one is such.
- 15:57Speaker 7: A Bangeruse Eminem on Heat. He might have been on
- 15:59Speaker 7: two songs on that I'm patiently wedding.
- 16:01Speaker 5: Yeah, HEA's a banger.
- 16:04Speaker 7: Mm hmmm, back.
- 16:06Speaker 5: Down as a banger. No, I won't look at no,
- 16:10Speaker 5: I will look at you just not in the mood
- 16:12Speaker 5: right now. I get the rest of the bull in me,
- 16:16Speaker 5: but not right now. U.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Once you get some more probiotics and you get you right.
- 16:19Speaker 7: I bet you, I bet you if you were at
- 16:21Speaker 7: your home right now, you know, sparking up a big fat,
- 16:26Speaker 7: fatty oh yeah, you'd get it right into.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:29Speaker 5: I'm all the time I smoked that good ship.
- 16:33Speaker 7: Just you're one of you don't even they're just they're
- 16:35Speaker 7: just out. Yeah, just pick up one burning.
- 16:40Speaker 5: Yeah, just constantly burning.
- 16:43Speaker 1: How did you get home from that concert?
- 16:44Speaker 5: That night?
- 16:45Speaker 7: We were picked up by Carl?
- 16:47Speaker 1: Who's Carl stepdad?
- 16:49Speaker 7: Hilman's dad.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Nice, extremely stepdad.
- 16:54Speaker 7: No, this is real dad. Uh No, he wasn't pissed.
- 16:56Speaker 5: Really Yeah. I don't know if I have a single
- 16:58Speaker 5: memory of being picked up from somewhere where someone wasn't pissed.
- 17:03Speaker 5: I think every time I was getting picked up from
- 17:05Speaker 5: like a friend's house or like an event, whoever was
- 17:09Speaker 5: picking us up was always like the most angry I've
- 17:11Speaker 5: ever seen someone, just furious, fuming.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Why because you were late, or like they just I mean,
- 17:18Speaker 1: it probably sucks they have to go pick someone up.
- 17:20Speaker 5: Yeah, it probably sucks to I don't know, I don't
- 17:22Speaker 5: think I realized how much of a pain in the
- 17:24Speaker 5: acid is for a parent to have to pick up
- 17:25Speaker 5: a bunch of kids and drive them all home until
- 17:27Speaker 5: you get your license. And then your friends are like,
- 17:30Speaker 5: can you drive me home? And you're like, that's like
- 17:33Speaker 5: thirty minutes out of the way, and it's midnight right now,
- 17:36Speaker 5: so it's like a parent picks you up with eight kids,
- 17:39Speaker 5: just got to drive everyone home. It's like a two hour.
- 17:41Speaker 7: Fat Delaney was so mad to have to take me
- 17:44Speaker 7: home after Game four of the Alcs.
- 17:48Speaker 5: How far away did you live from? Pat?
- 17:49Speaker 7: Alcs red socks? Right when they were playing the Yankees
- 17:55Speaker 7: in two thousand and four, the year they finally the
- 17:57Speaker 7: year they came back. Yeah, three losses, they were down
- 18:02Speaker 7: three zero. Yeah, and those games went late, as you'll recall,
- 18:07Speaker 7: I do recall, some of them went into extra innings.
- 18:10Speaker 7: And Pat Delaney had to drive me home because I
- 18:13Speaker 7: was a sophomore and he was a senior.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Well what the fuck did he think was gonna happen?
- 18:18Speaker 1: Pat Delaney just couldn't think a couple steps ahead that, like, yeah,
- 18:22Speaker 1: Francis isn't going to be able to take an uber
- 18:23Speaker 1: home yet? That's not even ipo' yet.
- 18:25Speaker 7: I think I initially had asked him if he would
- 18:28Speaker 7: be okay with it, and he said yes, But we
- 18:30Speaker 7: didn't realize how late the games were going to go,
- 18:33Speaker 7: and so he got me to you know, like the
- 18:37Speaker 7: four Corners, which was eight tenths of a mile from
- 18:39Speaker 7: my house, and I was like, dude, I'll just get out.
- 18:43Speaker 7: I'll walk the rest of the way.
- 18:44Speaker 1: When it would have taken one minute to drive the
- 18:46Speaker 1: rest of the way.
- 18:48Speaker 7: He did drive me home, but it was one of
- 18:51Speaker 7: those things where because he was a senior, I was
- 18:54Speaker 7: willing to like.
- 18:55Speaker 2: I get it.
- 18:56Speaker 7: No, No, we're close enough. Yeah, I would have walked
- 18:59Speaker 7: forty five minutes. Yeah, definitely country roads.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:03Speaker 5: I usually walk from here, even when it's snowing and
- 19:05Speaker 5: it's thirty degrees outside.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of asking Pat in the middle of.
- 19:09Speaker 5: October and northern man, Yeah, I'll walk home from here
- 19:13Speaker 5: all the time.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Yes, see my footsteps.
- 19:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:16Speaker 7: I also didn't have cell phone service for the last
- 19:19Speaker 7: fifteen minutes of the drive to my house.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Pat Delaney could have touched you.
- 19:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:25Speaker 5: Yeah, he could have fucked you for sure. You're lucky
- 19:27Speaker 5: he didn't get in your ass.
- 19:28Speaker 7: Just for making him late, for making a good hockey player.
- 19:32Speaker 7: I liked Pat Delaney, good guy, good guy.
- 19:35Speaker 5: From pluts from the rough.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Yeah, plays a little bit too much stickhanded.
- 19:39Speaker 7: No, he was a stud man. He was he was
- 19:42Speaker 7: a stud he was loved him.
- 19:45Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, best friend gay, best friend.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Pas Delany can be gay.
- 19:51Speaker 2: Bro.
- 19:51Speaker 5: It's like, fine, Catlane fucked you in the woods.
- 19:54Speaker 7: You know what, Keep Pat Delaney's name out of your filthy,
- 19:57Speaker 7: fucking mouth.
- 19:58Speaker 5: Pat Delaney fucked you in the bro. You don't have
- 20:00Speaker 5: to explain that to us.
- 20:02Speaker 1: You're the victim. It's not your fault.
- 20:03Speaker 7: Do you think we got out of the car. Sounds
- 20:05Speaker 7: like he sub zero temperatures.
- 20:07Speaker 5: Sounds like he fucked you. And then he was like,
- 20:08Speaker 5: can you just walk from here?
- 20:09Speaker 1: Dude, put down the middle row. I'm gonna fuck you.
- 20:12Speaker 7: Jesus Christ. All right, let's move on.
- 20:16Speaker 5: I uh, Patalane's not gonna be thrilled about that second.
- 20:19Speaker 1: No, such a nice thing for you.
- 20:24Speaker 7: Someone's gonna send this to him.
- 20:26Speaker 5: Probably has like a family.
- 20:32Speaker 1: I've been reading books to my wife's belly.
- 20:35Speaker 5: Oh, it's gotta be tough.
- 20:37Speaker 10: Why an asshole man?
- 20:49Speaker 5: No reason?
- 20:49Speaker 7: Specifically, you're such an ass.
- 20:51Speaker 5: I don't know, like reading out loud to the child.
- 20:56Speaker 7: Spackling.
- 20:57Speaker 5: That's really that was really the reasoning.
- 20:59Speaker 1: What reading.
- 20:59Speaker 7: I just do you think anything sweet and to do
- 21:02Speaker 7: with family is not good? No?
- 21:04Speaker 5: I don't think that at all. Love my family.
- 21:07Speaker 1: No, you don't.
- 21:08Speaker 5: Yes, I do, prove it.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Then you do an action that you've done. Prove it.
- 21:13Speaker 5: Called my mom yesterday, talked her for like an hour
- 21:15Speaker 5: out loud, Yeah, out loud, rough. I held her up
- 21:18Speaker 5: to my belly.
- 21:19Speaker 7: Weak pussy.
- 21:22Speaker 1: Anyway, I read this book called called Dear Boy to
- 21:27Speaker 1: them and it said the two pages are this. It says,
- 21:31Speaker 1: dear boy, yes means yes and anything else means no.
- 21:36Speaker 5: Holy shit, And I was like, you're getting them started young.
- 21:40Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it.
- 21:40Speaker 1: When I got the page, I had a knips and
- 21:42Speaker 1: I was like, what, wait, what do you This is
- 21:45Speaker 1: clearly a message about consent.
- 21:48Speaker 5: Did you have to put your hand on the stomach
- 21:49Speaker 5: and be like, I don't know if I want to
- 21:50Speaker 5: read this to that.
- 21:51Speaker 1: I swear to God.
- 21:52Speaker 5: I swear to God I did covered their.
- 21:54Speaker 7: Ears, both hands. You gotta go both hands.
- 22:00Speaker 1: Is this part of the book him arguing with our mom.
- 22:02Speaker 5: Isn't that like a massive trend though, like in like
- 22:05Speaker 5: like putting weird messages in like children's books.
- 22:08Speaker 1: It was such a it was like such like like
- 22:12Speaker 1: yes means yes.
- 22:13Speaker 5: Anything else means no.
- 22:15Speaker 7: That's so wrong. There are so many other words that
- 22:18Speaker 7: signify consent and also put it in yeah, I'm pretty
- 22:26Speaker 7: sure that means go for it.
- 22:30Speaker 5: Also, like if it.
- 22:31Speaker 7: Is fucked me with your dick, does that mean no?
- 22:36Speaker 7: Oh shit?
- 22:37Speaker 1: If I if I remember from my childhood reading Dear Boy,
- 22:43Speaker 1: But even if it's like pretending not to not be
- 22:46Speaker 1: about consent, if it's just like, oh no, it's just
- 22:48Speaker 1: about like listening to your parents, anything else means no.
- 22:51Speaker 1: Like if your parents are like like can I can
- 22:53Speaker 1: I go play with my friends? And your parents say
- 22:55Speaker 1: like maybe you have to take that as like it's
- 22:57Speaker 1: being no or like not right now or in five minutes.
- 23:00Speaker 1: They didn't say yes. It's just such like a shoehorn
- 23:04Speaker 1: message that fucking And I was like, am I becoming?
- 23:08Speaker 1: Am I going to be like a dad? That's like,
- 23:10Speaker 1: we're not gonna read my kids this shit.
- 23:14Speaker 7: Our new children's book Dear Boy, translated from the original
- 23:18Speaker 7: North Korean, where it was written by defector Kim Jong
- 23:22Speaker 7: Suck who is now dead?
- 23:26Speaker 1: Yeah, just the I it just uh, it was jarring.
- 23:29Speaker 1: There were others, like light messages, but this was the
- 23:31Speaker 1: one message where I was like, what the fuck is this?
- 23:34Speaker 5: How? How many? How many of those books are you reading?
- 23:38Speaker 1: One to night one to night? Last night I read
- 23:40Speaker 1: good Night, good Night Construction Site.
- 23:42Speaker 5: I can lend you Alan Carr the easy way.
- 23:46Speaker 1: I mean you'd have to read it first. True, you're
- 23:48Speaker 1: trying to offload it.
- 23:49Speaker 5: That's a good way. You could probably prevent them from
- 23:51Speaker 5: ever getting hooked on nicotine by getting a head start.
- 23:54Speaker 5: That's the first book they read, how to quit nicotine.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Well, their mom would have to quit first, and she's
- 24:00Speaker 1: going hard for the last.
- 24:02Speaker 7: Yeah, she's a double upper.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Decking like some I mean this, this, this has five
- 24:06Speaker 1: smoking on the patch on the page. Just in good Night,
- 24:10Speaker 1: good Night Construction Site, it is like fifty pages long.
- 24:14Speaker 5: It's brutal.
- 24:16Speaker 7: What were there?
- 24:17Speaker 5: You get bored when you're reading them? Or are you
- 24:19Speaker 5: like I gotta do it?
- 24:20Speaker 7: But what were the children's books that your parents read
- 24:23Speaker 7: to you? Or did they just read you like video
- 24:24Speaker 7: game manuals?
- 24:26Speaker 5: Harold in the Purple Cran.
- 24:27Speaker 7: Okay, any others that you remember.
- 24:30Speaker 5: What's that about?
- 24:32Speaker 2: It's about it.
- 24:32Speaker 5: I think it's called the gay community. Purple cran. Now
- 24:36Speaker 5: it's just about a kid who has a cran, big cran,
- 24:38Speaker 5: and you can like make a be like he builds things.
- 24:40Speaker 7: But are you intentionally saying crayon? Worse and worse each time?
- 24:45Speaker 7: What I said cran? Well, initially there was a little
- 24:49Speaker 7: bit of.
- 24:49Speaker 5: A Yeah, I always pronounced a kran for some reason,
- 24:52Speaker 5: but I know it's crayon.
- 24:54Speaker 1: Like a British person having cranberries. Yeah, spot of cran.
- 24:58Speaker 5: Yeah, at least I didn't fuck up with the pronunciation.
- 25:01Speaker 7: Of swastika again, something I'm proud of.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Shouldn't be that's proves you're not a history buff, and
- 25:07Speaker 5: I know you want to be one.
- 25:09Speaker 7: Doesn't prove that the.
- 25:10Speaker 1: History buff who just doesn't know what a swastika is.
- 25:14Speaker 1: I've never seen that. Did they finish not finish drawing
- 25:17Speaker 1: a window?
- 25:19Speaker 7: Well?
- 25:20Speaker 1: Could that be like a weird recycling sign.
- 25:24Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of what other books we read?
- 25:28Speaker 5: All list a few, and I want to know if
- 25:29Speaker 5: you ever read what's the one with the monsters?
- 25:33Speaker 1: Sure where the wild Things Are?
- 25:34Speaker 2: Yes?
- 25:34Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that book hated that one.
- 25:36Speaker 1: What about because You're scared as fun?
- 25:38Speaker 5: I didn't like it. I didn't fuck with the drawings.
- 25:40Speaker 5: Good Night Moon, Yeah, good Night Moon, definitely.
- 25:43Speaker 7: Paddled to the Sea. Now Ferdinand, now.
- 25:48Speaker 5: Robinson Caruso.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
- 25:51Speaker 5: It was really the only ones I could remember are
- 25:53Speaker 5: good Night Moon, where the snail?
- 25:59Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. Isn't there one with
- 26:01Speaker 1: a snail?
- 26:02Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Harry and the transgender snail or something.
- 26:08Speaker 5: That rings bells, but I don't remember.
- 26:10Speaker 1: It from the people that brought you. Harry in the
- 26:12Speaker 1: transphobic snail.
- 26:16Speaker 5: We're sorry.
- 26:20Speaker 1: There has to be a market for that.
- 26:22Speaker 5: Well, yeah, Harold in the Purple Cram was pretty huge.
- 26:26Speaker 5: There it goes again.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Cran crayon, crayon.
- 26:33Speaker 5: They even made a movie.
- 26:34Speaker 1: There are people who also say crown.
- 26:36Speaker 7: For crayon, Crown crown. This is what it looked like.
- 26:41Speaker 5: Like he would be like he would draw shit and
- 26:43Speaker 5: it would come to life. Look, it was a terribly
- 26:45Speaker 5: frightening dragon, and he drew the dragon. But then they
- 26:50Speaker 5: made a movie and then this is the dude that
- 26:53Speaker 5: they had play it. Why is it a fully grown man?
- 26:58Speaker 5: The fuck is this? Agendas?
- 27:00Speaker 2: Bro?
- 27:00Speaker 1: You start to peep the agendas. Who's doing it well?
- 27:04Speaker 5: Because now I'm picking up on an agenda.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Right as a child, you don't pick up the agenda.
- 27:08Speaker 5: Only a twenty seven percent of Rotten Tomatoes. Don't show
- 27:11Speaker 5: that one to the kids.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Please better than snow white.
- 27:14Speaker 5: Personal request.
- 27:16Speaker 7: There's a new children's book that came out that I
- 27:19Speaker 7: read recently that it's called something like The Horse, The Fox,
- 27:24Speaker 7: and the something fantastic Mister Fox.
- 27:27Speaker 5: That's a banger. The movie, Yeah, I love that movie.
- 27:31Speaker 5: It was a good movie. Claymation Isle of Dogs is
- 27:35Speaker 5: a great movie too.
- 27:36Speaker 7: Oh, it's The Horse, the Fox, the Mole and the Boy.
- 27:40Speaker 7: The Horse, the Boy, the Mole, The Fox and the Horse. Okay,
- 27:46Speaker 7: this is one of the most sort of moving and
- 27:50Speaker 7: unbelievable children's books that has themes for adults that I
- 27:55Speaker 7: think are incredible and you know, anyone should read. The
- 28:00Speaker 7: illustrations are incredible.
- 28:02Speaker 1: What do you mean themes for adults like.
- 28:03Speaker 7: Just about adult friendship and life and you know that
- 28:07Speaker 7: are it's it's really it's really amazing and I would
- 28:10Speaker 7: suggest people get it. Themes of friendship, love, courage interesting.
- 28:15Speaker 7: It's really nice.
- 28:16Speaker 1: I have been finding it weird when I read these
- 28:18Speaker 1: books where I when I find like them being like, yeah,
- 28:21Speaker 1: there's something for the adults too, And I think it's
- 28:25Speaker 1: I think it's kind of weird, just.
- 28:27Speaker 5: Like, let it be for the kids. Let it be
- 28:28Speaker 5: for the kids.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Yeah, just let it be for the kids. You have
- 28:30Speaker 1: to like sneak a message in. But I think I
- 28:32Speaker 1: guess Pixar movies are kind of like that, where it's like, oh,
- 28:35Speaker 1: they're fun for the adults as well.
- 28:37Speaker 5: Well. I think it's supposed to be like they're at
- 28:38Speaker 5: least entertaining. It's not like you're torturing yourself. You're not
- 28:41Speaker 5: watching like it's Rachel Yeah or Blippy or something like that.
- 28:44Speaker 5: Paw Patrol. Yeah, even though Paw Patrol's not bad. I've
- 28:48Speaker 5: seen a couple episodes. Yeah, I could put you onto
- 28:51Speaker 5: some good like kids.
- 28:52Speaker 1: Movies, fairly odd parents.
- 28:54Speaker 5: That was all I did when I was younger. It
- 28:55Speaker 5: was just had watching movies with my little sister.
- 28:58Speaker 7: Damn, how much older then your sister?
- 29:00Speaker 5: Are you a good bit? She's only she I guess
- 29:05Speaker 5: like eight years seven or eight years.
- 29:08Speaker 7: You're eight years older than your sister.
- 29:09Speaker 5: Well, I'm twenty four in two days and she's sixteen?
- 29:15Speaker 7: Does she is she your only sibling?
- 29:18Speaker 5: No? I have three sisters.
- 29:20Speaker 7: No you don't.
- 29:21Speaker 11: Yes, I did, since when you.
- 29:23Speaker 5: Couldn't tell that?
- 29:23Speaker 11: I mean, that's just completely erasist. What's up?
- 29:26Speaker 4: Brother?
- 29:30Speaker 11: How do you do this.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Way? This is a lot? Yeah, not bad.
- 29:36Speaker 5: I'm bad.
- 29:38Speaker 11: Uh children you sure?
- 29:41Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah?
- 29:41Speaker 7: I'm talking about is one sister who's real, and then
- 29:45Speaker 7: the other two that he's invented to make him seem
- 29:48Speaker 7: like a family.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Man.
- 29:49Speaker 11: Now, I have three sisters. Yeah, I have three sisters.
- 29:52Speaker 11: It's true allegedly. Yeah, yeah, no one knows that for
- 29:56Speaker 11: a fact. That really takes away from the argument that
- 29:58Speaker 11: we had about that I didn't know you had a sister.
- 30:00Speaker 11: You know, I had three sisters.
- 30:01Speaker 7: That's why I'm doing this.
- 30:04Speaker 11: Understood, understood? You got your ass good?
- 30:08Speaker 5: Did No?
- 30:08Speaker 11: No, he got your ass good? No, I got him
- 30:11Speaker 11: pretty good. Yeah, you got him up pretty good. Yeah,
- 30:17Speaker 11: you got your hands. Okay. She was tiffany Uh.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Very nice, very nice, very nice and lead ship.
- 30:30Speaker 11: How's it back? Because it being back in the states.
- 30:33Speaker 2: Ah, a little busier, but yeah, but it's been cool
- 30:40Speaker 2: from a family.
- 30:41Speaker 7: So of course, but from a.
- 30:44Speaker 11: You know, you still missed the preparation.
- 30:47Speaker 7: Yea, would you like to come onto the microphone so
- 30:51Speaker 7: we can Unfortunately we can't hear you at all.
- 30:55Speaker 4: I'll do I'm pointing a microphone at you right now.
- 31:01Speaker 11: Okay, so I moved. Is part of this fishing rod
- 31:05Speaker 11: that's Harry's extra extra You ever fish?
- 31:13Speaker 4: Pat?
- 31:13Speaker 2: Uh?
- 31:14Speaker 11: Yeah, I wasn't really good at it. Fisher of men?
- 31:30Speaker 2: How you doing? See you?
- 31:33Speaker 11: Yeah, we're just talking a little bit about fishing. Okay, Steams, Pat, Beverly.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Steam is a bit much but joins the Love.
- 31:41Speaker 7: The program, which again, I think you would be surprised
- 31:46Speaker 7: how little we actually talk about on this show.
- 31:49Speaker 11: It's pretty it's kind of just going through the motions.
- 31:51Speaker 11: But I got some good questions for you. Are you
- 31:53Speaker 11: going to play for Dansk?
- 31:56Speaker 2: Played for the war zone?
- 31:57Speaker 11: The new war zone, not the new one, the old
- 32:00Speaker 11: coming back?
- 32:01Speaker 2: Yeah? But when it's I don't know, it's hard, Like
- 32:04Speaker 2: when I'm traveling back and forth, it's hard kind of
- 32:06Speaker 2: like to get a game because you know, in game, well,
- 32:07Speaker 2: you have to, like you, yeah, you have to be
- 32:10Speaker 2: at a place where you you know what I'm saying,
- 32:11Speaker 2: Like it's hard to do it at a hotel, so.
- 32:13Speaker 11: You know, what I did. I got a portable monitor. Well,
- 32:16Speaker 11: how about the connection that? What does you do there?
- 32:18Speaker 5: So I got a portable monitor. It's probably sixteen inches,
- 32:21Speaker 5: it's like this big. It's like it sounds like a laptop.
- 32:24Speaker 5: And all you have to do is just plug the
- 32:26Speaker 5: HDMI from your console into there, and you're ready.
- 32:31Speaker 7: To do that.
- 32:31Speaker 11: I'm on this, I'm gonna I'm on an Apex. Oh yeah,
- 32:35Speaker 11: and I just hit the PlayStation remote control.
- 32:37Speaker 4: Up to me.
- 32:38Speaker 5: Who's your who's your guy on Apex with me?
- 32:42Speaker 2: That you have?
- 32:43Speaker 5: Like, don't you have like a do you have to
- 32:44Speaker 5: pick it up? Lifeline nose? You play Legends of Apex?
- 32:51Speaker 2: Right?
- 32:51Speaker 11: No, I'm talking about the name of the computer. Oh,
- 32:53Speaker 11: I know you're talking about the game I played College?
- 32:56Speaker 2: Do you love that? You love?
- 33:00Speaker 11: It's the same thing.
- 33:00Speaker 7: It's like, you guys are getting your wires.
- 33:03Speaker 11: Crossed over a nice at five? What kind of con
- 33:08Speaker 11: You got a good controller? You just typical standard?
- 33:11Speaker 2: Break them off?
- 33:13Speaker 11: You gotta get some paddles.
- 33:15Speaker 2: That's cheating.
- 33:16Speaker 11: No, that's notating. That's what all the pros use.
- 33:18Speaker 2: We call those guys who extra stuff for actually help
- 33:22Speaker 2: those who don't. We call them them cheating. Guys play basketball,
- 33:27Speaker 2: put something else in for make you play longer and
- 33:29Speaker 2: jump basm.
- 33:31Speaker 11: That's crazy.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Is going to treatment playing with paddles. He's going to
- 33:35Speaker 1: Germany and getting somethingfusion having to put him like, I'll.
- 33:42Speaker 5: Get that's changed your life. It will change your.
- 33:45Speaker 2: Life obviously because it enhances your game. That like make up.
- 33:49Speaker 5: It's not cheating when he plays.
- 33:50Speaker 7: When he plays with other people, he plants a lag
- 33:53Speaker 7: bug on their system to make it lags.
- 33:56Speaker 5: No, that is cheating. That is cheating.
- 33:58Speaker 7: I've seen you do it.
- 33:59Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that lag switch.
- 34:01Speaker 2: You gotta think. I'm with all my fuckers who like
- 34:03Speaker 2: are in the hood. We're doing our ship all natural,
- 34:05Speaker 2: which makes we're thinking like, yeah, we'll beat anybody because
- 34:08Speaker 2: we beat the cheaters too. Yeah. If you got the
- 34:11Speaker 2: paddle ship, okay, cool paddles Like it's just on the
- 34:14Speaker 2: back of the control so like you can you can
- 34:17Speaker 2: the rest of your fingers can move and it's it's
- 34:19Speaker 2: it's more comfortable and when you shoot, somebody locks in
- 34:22Speaker 2: on them.
- 34:23Speaker 5: No, no, no, This is the control that I have
- 34:30Speaker 5: is its pedals is made by Sony. It's the PlayStation controller.
- 34:33Speaker 5: It's called the PlayStation Edge. Look gives you edge, right,
- 34:38Speaker 5: what you mean you mean? No, there's no improved aiming
- 34:42Speaker 5: or anything.
- 34:43Speaker 2: I play dual shot, bull shot and edge and they
- 34:46Speaker 2: compete against each other.
- 34:47Speaker 1: You think wins duel shot, I mean edge.
- 34:50Speaker 5: I'm saying a lot of some people, some of the
- 34:52Speaker 5: best bros don't even use don't even.
- 34:53Speaker 7: Use paddles, I don't.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Yeah, just personal press. When you see me.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Though the tournament, he wants to do some kind of tournament.
- 35:02Speaker 2: We do. We're gonna do something.
- 35:03Speaker 5: We're gonna try to do some sort of tournament.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Are you trying to still idea because.
- 35:09Speaker 5: You were going to do a tournament for what one?
- 35:11Speaker 2: No, we did, so we were. We were in the tournament.
- 35:14Speaker 2: A couple of NBA guys. You uh, you put money
- 35:18Speaker 2: on your team, feel me, and like the most wins
- 35:21Speaker 2: take the money at the end. So each team I
- 35:23Speaker 2: put in a like a five thousand, six thousand dollar
- 35:27Speaker 2: pot and then everybody get it at the end. Type
- 35:28Speaker 2: start amount of games? You want? Yeah, is that?
- 35:32Speaker 5: Are you guys doing war zone or one? Wh you
- 35:36Speaker 5: can pull up the whole thing, which is that's pretty
- 35:38Speaker 5: smot that's a lot.
- 35:39Speaker 2: That's fine, My bad, that's okay. Yeah, we're in a
- 35:42Speaker 2: whole nother world.
- 35:43Speaker 7: And I like, I like what you two have going on.
- 35:46Speaker 1: It's nice. The camaraderie.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Yeah, it is good. It is good.
- 35:49Speaker 7: I was wondering just because you said five thousand and
- 35:52Speaker 7: six thousand dollars pool, Like, how much money do you
- 35:54Speaker 7: have in your checking account? I see which one you
- 35:59Speaker 7: got multiple?
- 36:00Speaker 2: I mean you have to really, I believe so, I
- 36:03Speaker 2: think that's day one.
- 36:04Speaker 7: You don't have to show me. Just ballpark it.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Like cash, I can as opposed to savings, as opposed
- 36:10Speaker 1: to like investing fund.
- 36:14Speaker 7: If you needed to go to an ATM to withdraw
- 36:17Speaker 7: money for like, let's say, a ransom that you have
- 36:20Speaker 7: to pay, how much cash without selling off and freeing
- 36:24Speaker 7: up money could you gather today.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Over a million dollars?
- 36:30Speaker 7: Really? You have a million dollars liquid?
- 36:34Speaker 2: You suppose I'm confused. No, I mean that's that's a
- 36:37Speaker 2: trick question. And it's not like h I'm not saying
- 36:40Speaker 2: together obviously now, but like invested, like your invested money
- 36:44Speaker 2: is different in your checking account. Yeah, I have six
- 36:46Speaker 2: months fucking different accounts. Understand that. Yes, I'm saying, if
- 36:48Speaker 2: I wanted to go right now, in your available balance
- 36:50Speaker 2: at Chase right now, it'll be over a million dollars. Wow,
- 36:52Speaker 2: I got twenty that's awesome.
- 36:56Speaker 7: What the heck do you really?
- 37:00Speaker 2: And I hold it?
- 37:00Speaker 7: Why do you carry so much cash?
- 37:02Speaker 2: Like you just said, have your work? Yeah, you went
- 37:07Speaker 2: to college and finish, not me. Keeping said ransom? These
- 37:09Speaker 2: are your words. What do you say ransom him?
- 37:12Speaker 5: Yeah, he said ransom.
- 37:13Speaker 7: Well, I know I know exactly how much to set
- 37:15Speaker 7: my ransom price.
- 37:16Speaker 5: At what you said that you got multiplex platinum and nine.
- 37:25Speaker 2: Yeah, and Ron, I heard you had a baby shower today,
- 37:28Speaker 2: one two three.
- 37:30Speaker 5: He's a little blessing. Here's a little blessing. I don't
- 37:33Speaker 5: do that.
- 37:35Speaker 2: Yeah, me get to my wephew.
- 37:40Speaker 5: Don't hear that?
- 37:42Speaker 7: He gets from us and from to me.
- 37:45Speaker 1: I can't take that.
- 37:45Speaker 5: You gotta take it, you gotta take it.
- 37:47Speaker 2: And I got diamonds.
- 37:48Speaker 5: Oh my, you have diamond But I can't take that.
- 37:54Speaker 2: This is that you want it?
- 37:55Speaker 5: He doesn't want it.
- 37:56Speaker 2: No, I don't do that, all right?
- 37:57Speaker 5: Right?
- 37:58Speaker 2: No one told me about the baby shower. That's sucked up.
- 38:00Speaker 5: I didn't. It was a surprise.
- 38:02Speaker 2: I one should have told me, Nate, Yeah, I don't
- 38:04Speaker 2: give who was someone should have told me, especially if
- 38:06Speaker 2: I'm here yesterday pably doing something for wrong in the morning, if.
- 38:08Speaker 5: You're still so that gift is from the three of you.
- 38:11Speaker 2: Yeah, just check out.
- 38:12Speaker 7: That's why we weren't at the baby shower, because we
- 38:17Speaker 7: were checking to see if Pat could get all the
- 38:19Speaker 7: cash we needed exactly to cover your press.
- 38:22Speaker 1: What kind of diamonds are we talking?
- 38:24Speaker 5: V VS?
- 38:24Speaker 1: Color cut Claire.
- 38:25Speaker 2: A little bit of everything? They were listening a movie.
- 38:30Speaker 2: I got a watch?
- 38:32Speaker 7: Well, right, yes, what are the diamonds for? In case
- 38:35Speaker 7: you need to buy arms?
- 38:37Speaker 10: Uh?
- 38:37Speaker 2: So I found out down here I was buying a
- 38:41Speaker 2: diamond about a couple of weeks ago. What is it
- 38:45Speaker 2: the Juilior District. Yeah, my first time being there. So
- 38:49Speaker 2: a lot of the old watches that I used to
- 38:50Speaker 2: have with, like watches that I like, I gotta watch
- 38:52Speaker 2: my bag that I never wore I won off a
- 38:54Speaker 2: card game against somebody, you know what I'm saying, And
- 38:57Speaker 2: I'm like, I never wore because I don't like diamonds
- 38:59Speaker 2: in my watch. So I'm like, I'm gonna take it
- 39:01Speaker 2: down there. How many watches can I get for this?
- 39:03Speaker 2: You know type of ship trade?
- 39:05Speaker 1: It multiple, that's what they do down there.
- 39:07Speaker 2: That's they told me. So that's why I brought someone
- 39:09Speaker 2: to watch that.
- 39:10Speaker 1: It's intimidating to me though, because like I'm always scared
- 39:13Speaker 1: whenever I go to that that like street, specifically in
- 39:16Speaker 1: the Diamond.
- 39:16Speaker 5: District that like I don't find trust me that.
- 39:19Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm scared on the mark, like I don't
- 39:22Speaker 1: have enough information, Like I don't know the rate like
- 39:24Speaker 1: they could get.
- 39:25Speaker 7: They're gonna they're gonna win on you for sure, if
- 39:28Speaker 7: you don't know your ship.
- 39:29Speaker 2: But if you if you go, if you got I
- 39:31Speaker 2: don't know watch and you want to trade in. It's
- 39:33Speaker 2: the people who want to trade in watch for money,
- 39:35Speaker 2: that's the that's when they bing you over. Really yeah,
- 39:38Speaker 2: that's when they really get you.
- 39:40Speaker 5: Watch the watch.
- 39:41Speaker 2: They got so much product.
- 39:42Speaker 7: Do you know do you have a sense of what
- 39:44Speaker 7: you'd be looking for for that million dollar watch?
- 39:47Speaker 2: No? No, no, I got I got another little I
- 39:49Speaker 2: got like one hundred thousand to watch that.
- 39:50Speaker 7: Uh, you're gonna try to break it down into multiple he's.
- 39:54Speaker 1: Got the little he's got No, I didn't say little,
- 39:56Speaker 1: but the role trying to cover it up.
- 40:00Speaker 5: That man, you pulled up that sweatshirt.
- 40:03Speaker 2: Over it it's a good watch, no great watch, talking
- 40:07Speaker 2: about ransoms and stuff, nervous around a sudden.
- 40:12Speaker 5: That's like a twenty five thousand dollars No, no.
- 40:14Speaker 7: No, no, no, I bought this for less than ten thousand dollars.
- 40:18Speaker 1: Yeah, because you had you got a deal though.
- 40:20Speaker 7: Oh I got it at retail. Yeah that's what it
- 40:23Speaker 7: retails for. Yeah, no, it did when I bought it.
- 40:25Speaker 5: Yeah, what I don't know.
- 40:26Speaker 1: I don't think any rolexes were less than ten thousand.
- 40:29Speaker 7: Maybe now it's gone up, But when I bought it
- 40:31Speaker 7: at retail, it was nine thousand and eight hundred dollars.
- 40:34Speaker 1: What was your first watch?
- 40:37Speaker 2: Uh? Whoop? That was mine.
- 40:42Speaker 7: That's not a watch literally does not tell time.
- 40:46Speaker 5: Yeah they don't. Didn't.
- 40:47Speaker 1: They have like something about like why they couldn't fit
- 40:49Speaker 1: like the time onto their Sure there was no screen.
- 40:53Speaker 2: I think I bought a watch, but it was like
- 40:54Speaker 2: my first rolls. But it was like a woman's roleck.
- 40:57Speaker 2: So I got on like the team playing like like
- 41:00Speaker 2: like how you you know what I'm saying, that's gonna
- 41:05Speaker 2: look like everybody looking at me like my wife's.
- 41:11Speaker 7: You should have been like yeah, that's right. Violence she
- 41:18Speaker 7: looked at.
- 41:20Speaker 1: We don't condon violence, Jason, did you keep.
- 41:28Speaker 2: Right from Hey? They hate the relationship we have. Now
- 41:36Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like.
- 41:39Speaker 7: The person that's ever made him happy.
- 41:41Speaker 1: It's phenomen He hates us, and so now I'm happy
- 41:44Speaker 1: to see him in like good spirits.
- 41:46Speaker 5: Because this guy I'm having a good time.
- 41:48Speaker 1: He'll just be like, why did he He mispronounced the
- 41:50Speaker 1: word swastika earlier and he's been just breaking his balls
- 41:53Speaker 1: the whole time about mispronouncing.
- 41:55Speaker 2: For the first time, you do.
- 41:56Speaker 5: Something exactly exactly.
- 42:01Speaker 2: First anything, Pockets.
- 42:09Speaker 7: I come into this podcast every day with the expectation
- 42:12Speaker 7: that we were all going to get along, and he
- 42:14Speaker 7: changes that, and then we go down this rabbit hole
- 42:18Speaker 7: of you know, sparring and loathing and yeah, I like.
- 42:21Speaker 2: And loathing, yeah with words, not with actually physicality exactly.
- 42:26Speaker 1: He feels like he got a teammate though he has
- 42:28Speaker 1: a running partner. Because your guys bond over call of duty.
- 42:31Speaker 5: I'm going to get you a position edge.
- 42:33Speaker 2: I met one of my best friends all the dude,
- 42:36Speaker 2: yeah I'm talking about I might have seen him twice
- 42:38Speaker 2: in my whole life. He came to a Golden State game.
- 42:41Speaker 2: I gave him some bomb ass tickets anytime I'm in
- 42:43Speaker 2: the area of Sacramento, Golden State, pat anything you need.
- 42:47Speaker 2: I know you don't smoke weed, but I have pounds
- 42:48Speaker 2: and pounds.
- 42:50Speaker 7: You want to talk, that's the right there.
- 42:52Speaker 2: I got milk. I got milk. Yeah, mil he knows
- 42:55Speaker 2: milk without even meat and milk. Yo.
- 42:56Speaker 7: Harry, by the way, moves weight. You should see how
- 42:59Speaker 7: much we he has in his apartment. I'm not even
- 43:01Speaker 7: joking right now. Pounds year rolls.
- 43:04Speaker 5: But like with your address, not true.
- 43:10Speaker 7: Move without kicking a brick set vacuum.
- 43:14Speaker 5: It was a wall.
- 43:16Speaker 1: It was an exposed brick wall. It was all just
- 43:18Speaker 1: kilo stacked on top of what we were in.
- 43:21Speaker 7: He's made a seat out of bags.
- 43:23Speaker 5: We were filming in Washington Square Park the other day,
- 43:26Speaker 5: and you know how there's like all the kids that
- 43:27Speaker 5: like skateboard in like that little center area your friends,
- 43:30Speaker 5: and uh, like these kids are like sixteen, and it
- 43:33Speaker 5: gave me like the full like inside of to like
- 43:36Speaker 5: what it's like. It's like a kid growing up in
- 43:37Speaker 5: New York. It's like it's like four pm on like
- 43:40Speaker 5: a Friday, and this like sixteen year old pulls up
- 43:44Speaker 5: and like everyone's like dapping him up, saying what's up?
- 43:46Speaker 5: And then he pulls out a zip like a like
- 43:49Speaker 5: a gallon zip block bag filled with weed. Yeah, and
- 43:53Speaker 5: just starts like rolling joints for everybody. Kid, it's like
- 43:55Speaker 5: sixteen years.
- 43:56Speaker 2: Old, but this is the new world.
- 43:58Speaker 5: Yeah, tell that's where we live.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Was on a walk with my wife on the piers
- 44:02Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, and a kid like hopped
- 44:04Speaker 1: off the soccer field and approached just me and my
- 44:06Speaker 1: wife with our dog, and he was like, do you
- 44:09Speaker 1: want to buy some? And it was the name of
- 44:11Speaker 1: a drug I'd never heard before really, and I was like, damn,
- 44:14Speaker 1: I'm fucking washed up.
- 44:15Speaker 2: You should have said yeah, got absolutely sure, just to
- 44:18Speaker 2: see what the fun out there?
- 44:19Speaker 5: Yeah about something new? It was something brand new.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Because I'm we our culture really only know about uh,
- 44:28Speaker 2: weedy players. Yeah, yeah, black people. Oh yeah, it's okay.
- 44:33Speaker 1: It's okay because I didn't even notice even.
- 44:37Speaker 2: So how does that like, like, was it something you
- 44:38Speaker 2: can smoke?
- 44:39Speaker 5: Or he didn't? He didn't say I didn't. I didn't,
- 44:42Speaker 5: he didn't. He didn't say a word.
- 44:44Speaker 1: He just came up to us. He said, do you
- 44:46Speaker 1: guys want some? And when I didn't know that. I
- 44:48Speaker 1: was like, I don't even remember what it's called. It
- 44:50Speaker 1: was like a brand new word to me. And I'm
- 44:52Speaker 1: pretty like plugged in. And as far as like, what
- 44:54Speaker 1: drugs are I know?
- 44:54Speaker 7: What isn't it a Molly Knew, a new Molly or something?
- 44:59Speaker 11: What is it?
- 45:00Speaker 7: Something like that? Yeah, CB or CB.
- 45:05Speaker 2: I don't think i'd.
- 45:08Speaker 7: Ever I have a question, Papa.
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- 49:26Speaker 2: There's no ending.
- 49:27Speaker 5: That's it.
- 49:29Speaker 7: How much do you hurt right now? Like soreness pain
- 49:36Speaker 7: as an athlete, joint pain? Like are you in pain
- 49:39Speaker 7: from all this? How much basketball you've played?
- 49:42Speaker 2: Not at all. I think I'd lift every single day
- 49:45Speaker 2: steal I know, but like so like I massage likes
- 49:48Speaker 2: massage the week type of guys.
- 49:49Speaker 7: So like you're just no no nagging.
- 49:53Speaker 2: Like so I might get up and I might, you know,
- 49:55Speaker 2: might hear a little crack crack a little bit something
- 49:57Speaker 2: that I'm like I can't or maybe it's something that
- 50:01Speaker 2: I do feel that I'm just not, you know, I've
- 50:03Speaker 2: been accustomed to I don't know, I don't.
- 50:04Speaker 7: I don't I heard all the time all the time.
- 50:08Speaker 1: You need to get massages twice week.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Like if I do my wrist like this, Oh yeah,
- 50:13Speaker 2: you're shooting hands yeah, do you worry, but I'm not.
- 50:18Speaker 7: Do you worry that at some point, once you step
- 50:20Speaker 7: off the regimen and the treadmill and kind of all that,
- 50:24Speaker 7: it's going to catch up to you. At that point, I.
- 50:26Speaker 2: Think you got to steal. Like, even though I mean
- 50:29Speaker 2: non athlete, I still got to get a massage, got
- 50:31Speaker 2: to take care of you. I think that's.
- 50:32Speaker 5: Pretty Will you got to keep lifting? You don't gee, no,
- 50:36Speaker 5: I never got but I have no interest in getting
- 50:39Speaker 5: on the time.
- 50:40Speaker 2: So look, this is the thing, right, this is how
- 50:42Speaker 2: they broke it down to me. If you don't sweat,
- 50:44Speaker 2: if you don't get massage, you just die early. Yeah,
- 50:48Speaker 2: that's it. It's not like that's literally worked out. Yeah
- 50:54Speaker 2: you don't.
- 50:54Speaker 7: You trying to die as fast as.
- 50:58Speaker 1: Running race for this is to get through this like
- 51:03Speaker 1: that doing a good job.
- 51:06Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't sweat. The only time I sweat is
- 51:08Speaker 5: like in the middle of the night in a pool.
- 51:12Speaker 2: And then it gets so bad, Bro, I'm fucked up.
- 51:14Speaker 2: I gets so bad, I go get rolled, put roll on,
- 51:18Speaker 2: put go back to Yeah.
- 51:19Speaker 7: I put towels on bed for period sex.
- 51:22Speaker 2: Are you Wow?
- 51:24Speaker 5: That's crazy?
- 51:25Speaker 2: You get wild.
- 51:27Speaker 5: Like the whole wet discussed like I can't.
- 51:31Speaker 2: Go back to sleep. Yeah yeah, yeah, same recently, like
- 51:34Speaker 2: all the time, all the time, but like why once
- 51:37Speaker 2: every three weeks or something.
- 51:38Speaker 1: Yeah, like everybody fighting in sickness or like a withdrawal.
- 51:42Speaker 5: I get that when I if I take a nap,
- 51:44Speaker 5: if I take a nap popped.
- 51:45Speaker 7: Did you hear that ship?
- 51:47Speaker 5: Yeah, that's from that's my games, my gaming hands. Yeah exactly,
- 51:50Speaker 5: that's what you get from paddles.
- 51:52Speaker 7: Yeah, that's paddle We.
- 51:53Speaker 5: Got both of the one.
- 51:57Speaker 2: Go this one square. Yeah.
- 51:59Speaker 5: I thought always like I had some bubble wrapp open.
- 52:04Speaker 2: My son is legit, though, Yeah, spank he's he's legit.
- 52:07Speaker 5: He's got you gotta get him involved in some competitive tournaments.
- 52:10Speaker 5: Get him paid, okay, yeah optic.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Yeah he cried one time somebody killed them in the game.
- 52:16Speaker 2: I come in the room crying. I'm gon get him
- 52:19Speaker 2: back that the whole We gotta get off the game,
- 52:22Speaker 2: put the game up, put the game on.
- 52:23Speaker 5: No more games.
- 52:29Speaker 2: You guys ever squad up together, always having a couple
- 52:31Speaker 2: of other homies. I just tell him to turn his
- 52:32Speaker 2: mic off, don't don't talk. I used to play with
- 52:37Speaker 2: my dad, but I would tell him to turn the
- 52:38Speaker 2: mic off. Okay, I think I think when he gets older,
- 52:42Speaker 2: that's that's the part I'm gonna be dad.
- 52:44Speaker 5: Turn your Yeah, I better play who's better?
- 52:48Speaker 1: You were spaying?
- 52:48Speaker 2: Uh, I'm I'm yeah, I'm nice.
- 52:52Speaker 5: But he's got to hire.
- 52:52Speaker 2: He got Yeah, he grew fast.
- 52:55Speaker 5: He's got he got, he's got more potential.
- 52:56Speaker 2: And he likes small map. That's how I know he's
- 52:58Speaker 2: like funked up anybody. Yeah, yeah, died, so he gets
- 53:04Speaker 2: for I'll die and come back. Yeah.
- 53:06Speaker 5: I love research.
- 53:07Speaker 2: That's what I hate it love. I don't play it
- 53:09Speaker 2: at all.
- 53:09Speaker 5: I love when they kill my team and then we
- 53:11Speaker 5: go right back and we get them back.
- 53:14Speaker 2: And I didn't even see about that.
- 53:16Speaker 5: See about that.
- 53:17Speaker 2: I like to play long game strategic. You know, this
- 53:20Speaker 2: person's in the mount, this person is here, these two
- 53:22Speaker 2: people on the ground, get my back, you know. Yeah?
- 53:25Speaker 2: You see that.
- 53:25Speaker 5: You see those clips of Guy and the Eagles, Davante Smith,
- 53:28Speaker 5: you see him, You think those were legit?
- 53:30Speaker 2: No, No, I've never seen the clips Devanta.
- 53:32Speaker 5: There was there were some clips of Davante Smith that
- 53:35Speaker 5: were surfacing of him playing war Zone and there were
- 53:38Speaker 5: some allegations. There were some allegations I don't know about paddles,
- 53:43Speaker 5: some walls.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Some and bod and that's the mother. Yeah, shoot you
- 53:48Speaker 2: seven times? First two bullets in your here.
- 53:50Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but that's just that's what they that's what
- 53:54Speaker 5: they like in Philly.
- 53:55Speaker 1: What are you about?
- 53:56Speaker 2: I ain't allow. Some of my hardest games I played
- 53:59Speaker 2: was in Philly. I remember that.
- 54:01Speaker 6: Not.
- 54:01Speaker 2: I just couldn't get a dup.
- 54:03Speaker 7: Are you talking about service? Must be your basketball? Both
- 54:09Speaker 7: can't keep up.
- 54:11Speaker 5: It's hilarious for you to be in the NBA and
- 54:13Speaker 5: like some of my hardest games and you're talking about
- 54:15Speaker 5: war zone. Literally I was making just got a better energy.
- 54:26Speaker 7: Just explained it.
- 54:29Speaker 5: It was the delivery. It was it was it's all right, man,
- 54:32Speaker 5: you'll have your time.
- 54:35Speaker 7: That's exactly what I did. Yeah, it's like he means
- 54:39Speaker 7: this whole later.
- 54:43Speaker 5: It's all about delivery, all about delivery, all about great.
- 54:48Speaker 2: That's great to you. Got it? You got it. I
- 54:52Speaker 2: like this show. I like this show. I can do this.
- 54:55Speaker 7: It got a lot better when you definitely did.
- 54:58Speaker 2: You could do this wrong. You needed to, you know.
- 55:00Speaker 1: I mean with the Basketball show, it's like topic topic
- 55:03Speaker 1: topic this there's not a single topic. It's just all free.
- 55:06Speaker 2: I like this way better.
- 55:08Speaker 1: No more topics.
- 55:09Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I just because because eventually I talk about hoops. Yeah,
- 55:14Speaker 2: you know, like hoops is everything. I talk about hoops.
- 55:16Speaker 2: But like we want to kick ship? I like this.
- 55:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nice it's a nice five.
- 55:21Speaker 2: You'll come in here, hoodie on comfy vibes.
- 55:23Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kick your feet up, I mean time having
- 55:26Speaker 1: fruit juice.
- 55:27Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Es? Is that a white thing?
- 55:29Speaker 2: I see a lot of white people do that. They
- 55:30Speaker 2: kick their feet up on ship like I'm always kicking
- 55:32Speaker 2: my My grandma slaps it out, yeah, out of you.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because we wouldn't put our feet on nobody,
- 55:39Speaker 2: no matter where.
- 55:39Speaker 7: Nor would I, nor would I.
- 55:40Speaker 2: Okay, so my grandma with you, gentleman and a scholar.
- 55:46Speaker 7: Yes, I was raised readily and.
- 55:49Speaker 2: I was raised right. It's crazy and these two don't
- 55:52Speaker 2: even say anything behind it, even to their family. Problem
- 55:58Speaker 2: is crazy.
- 55:59Speaker 7: Does this thing where he knows now that Harry is
- 56:01Speaker 7: about to look bad for having his feet up, so
- 56:03Speaker 7: he's trying to in solidarity join that when the truth
- 56:07Speaker 7: is that Brown does not put his feet up.
- 56:08Speaker 5: Roan's actually I think he was the first one to
- 56:10Speaker 5: put his feet up. If we pulled the table.
- 56:12Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll take Wait, we got to show Pat bob
- 56:20Speaker 1: or Our kettlebell.
- 56:22Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the Joe Rogan kettlebell.
- 56:24Speaker 1: We got a Joe Rogan Kettlebell Limited Edition, so you got.
- 56:31Speaker 1: I can't do hit thrust my.
- 56:32Speaker 12: Lower that's a cheek exercise. Cheeks is fucking insane. I
- 56:44Speaker 12: didn't know that that was cheeks. I'm gonna use the
- 56:46Speaker 12: wrong parts of my body.
- 56:47Speaker 2: You could do single arm, so you could be shoulder
- 56:49Speaker 2: and you can cheeks.
- 56:52Speaker 5: Full body.
- 56:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 56:53Speaker 5: I never hit cheeks on that for whatever reason.
- 56:55Speaker 2: I did yesterday sing Wait thirty five. I like them,
- 57:00Speaker 2: but you know, I take that back. I like to
- 57:02Speaker 2: do kelos because the kilos have that extra something into it. Right,
- 57:05Speaker 2: So yeah, I'll always beat the guy who lives thirties.
- 57:08Speaker 2: I'm living thirty three point three.
- 57:09Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, short. Do you know the conversion from pounds
- 57:13Speaker 7: to kilogram that's two point two?
- 57:14Speaker 2: Well done?
- 57:16Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right. You know he was gonna go to Harvard,
- 57:19Speaker 1: that's fantastic. He got recruited by Tommy Amerker, but they
- 57:21Speaker 1: gave the spot to Jeremy Lynn instead.
- 57:24Speaker 2: You go to College University Arkansas, Razorbacks.
- 57:27Speaker 7: Yeah, very cool they have who is Cali Paris now
- 57:31Speaker 7: the cous there and he was brought in because of
- 57:33Speaker 7: the strength of their booster program, which is run by
- 57:36Speaker 7: Tyson the chicken people.
- 57:38Speaker 2: And my first guy gave me a job. I used
- 57:40Speaker 2: to hang out with his son all the time.
- 57:42Speaker 7: Vega John My John went to school with me.
- 57:47Speaker 2: No, No, I'm John Tyson. Yeah.
- 57:50Speaker 7: Do you know about that guy?
- 57:51Speaker 2: Yeah? They guy.
- 57:52Speaker 7: His sister sister is okay, but I don't know her. Okay,
- 57:55Speaker 7: But John John is is awesome. He's a friend of mine.
- 58:00Speaker 7: But he got in trouble a couple of years ago.
- 58:02Speaker 7: I was waking up in the bed of a stranger.
- 58:05Speaker 2: He always gets in trouble a little bit.
- 58:06Speaker 7: He went home to the wrong home. That was my guy,
- 58:09Speaker 7: and he was drunk.
- 58:09Speaker 2: And I used to be on it. I used to
- 58:10Speaker 2: be on the golf course.
- 58:12Speaker 1: I was freeing chickens too. John Tyson, the dad, the son.
- 58:17Speaker 1: I heard he would go into the factory and let
- 58:18Speaker 1: a couple go.
- 58:19Speaker 2: No, he was different, Yeah, it was different. That's my
- 58:21Speaker 2: dog though, No wonder he was my friend.
- 58:24Speaker 1: I always heard that when they have free range chickens
- 58:26Speaker 1: that they like, they don't they are cage free. But
- 58:30Speaker 1: they they hold them at gunpoint though that they're like
- 58:33Speaker 1: there's no cage, but they they're just kind of menacing
- 58:36Speaker 1: to them.
- 58:36Speaker 2: My girl said, I stopped eating lobster tails. Also wrong,
- 58:39Speaker 2: she said, because when they put the lobster in the
- 58:42Speaker 2: boiling water. Yeah, and like, I'm cool, I don't want
- 58:46Speaker 2: nothing that screams and I have to eat it.
- 58:48Speaker 5: Apparently that's the most humane way to kill them, though,
- 58:50Speaker 5: so they.
- 58:51Speaker 7: Said there, I think there's another way that's better. Something,
- 58:54Speaker 7: there is something that.
- 58:55Speaker 5: There probably has to be sure. I can't imagine boiling
- 58:59Speaker 5: water is the is the way.
- 59:01Speaker 1: The best way, but I think the best way it tastes.
- 59:04Speaker 5: The best because I think if you kill them in
- 59:05Speaker 5: another way, it like releases a hormone that with the meat.
- 59:10Speaker 1: Yeah, but I saw them trying to make it more
- 59:13Speaker 1: humane with lobsters where they have the conveyor belt and.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Then the direction.
- 59:17Speaker 5: Yeah, we talked about that.
- 59:18Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about what I do.
- 59:19Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 59:20Speaker 1: It's like a conveyor belt and like there's like basically
- 59:24Speaker 1: I've seen ones where it's random and ones where they
- 59:26Speaker 1: actually choose, but like it's one is like back to
- 59:30Speaker 1: the back to the herd of lobsters, and then the
- 59:32Speaker 1: other one is to like a vat of boiling water.
- 59:35Speaker 2: Okay, so they get to choose the death.
- 59:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they get to choose without knowing that.
- 59:40Speaker 2: You think they communicated each other?
- 59:48Speaker 1: Heard from him, heard anything from right lobster?
- 59:55Speaker 7: Yeah? If you ever been bird hunting, never been hunting? Oh?
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: Cool?
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: Uh?
- 1:00:02Speaker 7: They I went once the pheasant hunting and they had
- 1:00:06Speaker 7: you know, stocked the field with the birds, you know, chuckers, pheasant, quail,
- 1:00:12Speaker 7: and they buy them from China, I think, where they
- 1:00:17Speaker 7: were presumably grown, and then they ship them over and
- 1:00:20Speaker 7: then they put them in the field in the brush,
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: and then you get the dogs and the dogs flush
- 1:00:25Speaker 7: them and then you shoot them out of the air.
- 1:00:26Speaker 7: But I wasn't very good at it, and so.
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: Shot the dogs, shot the dogs.
- 1:00:34Speaker 7: H No, I a couple of them. I mean I
- 1:00:37Speaker 7: didn't hit a few of them, right. I was with
- 1:00:39Speaker 7: another guy who was good, so he got most of
- 1:00:41Speaker 7: the ones that I would miss, but a few of them.
- 1:00:43Speaker 7: They they they flush up into the air and then
- 1:00:45Speaker 7: they kind of hover for a second and then they
- 1:00:48Speaker 7: and then they fuck off quickly. And if you don't
- 1:00:51Speaker 7: get them, they go away and then they're they're gone.
- 1:00:53Speaker 7: And these are birds that were you know, grown, and
- 1:00:57Speaker 7: I think a cage in China or whatever.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: I think they're made in a factory. They're assembled on
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: a line, and.
- 1:01:03Speaker 7: Now if you don't shoot them, they become wild birds
- 1:01:07Speaker 7: birds in America, and uh yeah, and I just I
- 1:01:11Speaker 7: couldn't help. But because I saw them, you know, fly
- 1:01:14Speaker 7: over and go basically escape, and I always wondered how
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: those birds are living now.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: The probably another bird made a little make a virus.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: That's what show virus that sounds like virus.
- 1:01:29Speaker 7: To shreds by coyotes.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Y'all. Start viruses definitely should be putting too more than
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: shooting a man or a dog.
- 1:01:35Speaker 7: Some people, if if they're setting up one of these
- 1:01:39Speaker 7: bird hunts for a group of guys that you know
- 1:01:42Speaker 7: want basically the equivalent of Harry's paddles, what they'll do
- 1:01:46Speaker 7: is they'll they'll shake the shake the birds and make
- 1:01:50Speaker 7: them dizzy. Just sit there in yeah, just hovering like
- 1:01:58Speaker 7: you know a drone, right like that.
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: That's so fun, right, yeah.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: They asked them a riddle first, so they're like confused,
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: and they fly, they.
- 1:02:10Speaker 7: Fly up the bird the dogs flush them right and
- 1:02:13Speaker 7: then they eight to ten feet up and they're just
- 1:02:18Speaker 7: kind of like you PlayStation.
- 1:02:22Speaker 5: And they just fall out of the air if someone
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: doesn't shoot.
- 1:02:27Speaker 7: And then the dog goes and retrieves it, but it
- 1:02:29Speaker 7: doesn't eat it. It just grasbs it loosely in the
- 1:02:31Speaker 7: mouth and then brings it to the bag.
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: And then you cook them up.
- 1:02:34Speaker 7: You put in the bag, yeah, you you have them
- 1:02:36Speaker 7: clean it. And then I made uh, I made I
- 1:02:38Speaker 7: braised it. How it's pretty good? Pretty good?
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: Disappointed though, quails great? As good as you expected it
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: to be.
- 1:02:46Speaker 7: It wasn't as good as I expected to be. I
- 1:02:49Speaker 7: don't know.
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: Maybe we'll probably wild.
- 1:02:52Speaker 7: I don't know if you probably can as Yeah, it.
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: Probably released the dizzy hormones and scrambled on the inside
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: bucks up the meat.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: That's why whenever a dog has a shoe, I used
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: to wonder why they would rip it like that, But
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: they're just trying to kill.
- 1:03:07Speaker 7: So the dogs are so well trained that if you
- 1:03:10Speaker 7: wingshot a bird and so you know, you don't kill
- 1:03:14Speaker 7: it right, and it's like injured and not happy, the
- 1:03:19Speaker 7: handler of the dog can give the dog a command
- 1:03:21Speaker 7: to go get the bird and shake it and kill it.
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: Damn yeah.
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: The dogs must love when they hear that call. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: I went.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: So, you know, it's a lot of burglaries and Cali
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: and so we were talking to like, Okay, we have
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: a little Yorky, but it's time to get a dog.
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, big dog, a huge dog.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: So we go to this K nine place where they
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: train dogs. The first dog that we might I mean
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: the dog that we purchased. The dog is twenty thousand dollars.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: You're not hearing me, and that's like, see why you
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: got the twenty k on you? That's like, no, no,
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: justin case. But he's like tier one. Yeah, the Tier
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: three is same as Dexter. I've never in my life, Sash,
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: I've never in my life seen the dog like that
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: in my like and like in movies a TV showed
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: that I'm clicking. Ever, the dog was absolutely a stud.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: He felt like he was like John Wick.
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: But yeah, he was as tall as this fucking stude
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: right here. Yeah, eyes like blue, but like wasn't like muscular,
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: like a muscular.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: Dog huge K nine. I'm talking about huge, like back
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: muscles like everything. When he sat down, his fucking feet
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: were like half my size.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: Dog.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: He tut the dog, jump up there, jump up there.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: The guy come in, he target dog does this. He
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: made a nice nice watch. I like it what they're
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: doing through everything with the gray grass. It was crazy.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: Let him go softly, dog lets softly.
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: It was unbelievable. And like each tier had like a description.
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Tier three was like Tier one was like, yeah, on command,
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: he can, you know, guard you and guard the house
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: in and now like Tier three was like, yeah, dog
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: can take bullet it.
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: My dog would never be able to do that shot.
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: That's taking my bullet. Take bullets steel, Like damn, Wild Francis,
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: you could use that wild bron take a bullet.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: And I'm giving them a shout out because they said
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: if I did, I was gonna get a dog for cheaper.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the name of the show, what's the name
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: of the what's the name of the place.
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: You have to shout shout out?
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: Oh yeah, out there in Burbank, the canine unit out there.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: It's out there in burd Bank. Y'all go check it out.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Shout out to them. I don't know the name of it,
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: but yeah, my boy Zoos, my boy Dexter, I'll find
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: they'll find a clip.
- 1:05:32Speaker 7: You know, a cool place to get a dog is
- 1:05:34Speaker 7: that sometimes with the dogs that are meant to be
- 1:05:37Speaker 7: bombed or drug sniffing dogs at the airports, they don't
- 1:05:40Speaker 7: pass the test, but they're still pretty darn good dogs,
- 1:05:45Speaker 7: and you can get one of those dogs.
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: Now.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Even more on that, I know people who do that
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: dog training, and they'll sometimes if they really like a dog,
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: they'll purposefully fail the dog by firing off their like
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: firearm like like or like making a loud noise near
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: the dog's ear. So it has like I think that
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: that like disqualifies a dog, or they can claim some
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: kind of like hearing stuff.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: That's not fair. Your homies like to make dogs go deaf.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: They're military, they don't. The dogs don't go deaf. That's
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: why it's like a reason to Like it's like if
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: someone's like going on the injured list for the night,
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: like a team's tanking or whatever, and they're like, oh
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: my knee swollen. It's like, bro, you could play if
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: you want to. This dog could be in the This
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: dog could easily make it if they wanted to. But
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: this is the official reason for failing. And maybe I'm
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: butchering exactly how they do it, but it's like something
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: with a noise by the ear and they but then
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: they could keep the dog because they love the dog
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: that much.
- 1:06:42Speaker 7: I think that'd be a good way to get a dog,
- 1:06:43Speaker 7: you know, because if you presume they only whatever, let's
- 1:06:46Speaker 7: say the top thirty percent of the dogs that go
- 1:06:48Speaker 7: through that training program pass and become the K nine
- 1:06:52Speaker 7: you know, bomb dogs or whatever. A dog that's in
- 1:06:55Speaker 7: the sixty ninth percentile, it's going to be a better
- 1:06:58Speaker 7: behaved and trained would have been any one you could
- 1:07:01Speaker 7: possibly get.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: To live with the knowledge that they failed though.
- 1:07:06Speaker 7: Yeah. But then they also get to instead of you know,
- 1:07:09Speaker 7: parading around the airport trying to smell out C four,
- 1:07:12Speaker 7: they get to live in your house.
- 1:07:14Speaker 5: Yeah, nothing, live a good life.
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:16Speaker 5: I don't think dogs want to do nothing. No, I
- 1:07:18Speaker 5: don't think they do either, but they probably would rather
- 1:07:20Speaker 5: do that.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: I think the smaller dog, I think it depends on
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: the smaller dogs do the bigger dogs.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Right, A small a house to a smaller dog is like,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: oh my god, basically the whole world. But a big
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: dog is like.
- 1:07:30Speaker 7: I need out.
- 1:07:31Speaker 5: They would suck to have to go all the way
- 1:07:33Speaker 5: out to JFK to pick up your dog, though, to
- 1:07:36Speaker 5: adopt it there.
- 1:07:38Speaker 7: I don't know if that's where they live. I think
- 1:07:40Speaker 7: that's just their place of work.
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: I know.
- 1:07:43Speaker 7: Do you think the people that work at siborrow are sleeping?
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: Imagine that they're just in the basement of JFK. There's
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: just forty k nines down there parking.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: The day after September eleventh, they're like, oh, you have
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: to get rid.
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: Of these dogs. Seven hundred dogs down there. None of
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: these guys nailed it, poor guys.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: I like the show bro, y'all kill this. I like it.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: What what material are those pants? Is that a sweatpant
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: or is that like a knit? What do you make
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: of those friends?
- 1:08:14Speaker 7: I like them. They're across the beta dress pants and uh,
- 1:08:17Speaker 7: sort of a more casual I would go that wool.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: Fantastic.
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: I like the T shirt too, Thanks Bro, Heavyweight, got
- 1:08:27Speaker 7: a nice shirt.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: We got to get shopping with you.
- 1:08:32Speaker 7: Do you have a stylist?
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: No?
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: Really, that's like Paddles Brother zero.
- 1:08:38Speaker 7: That's impressive.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: And you know some guys taking as disrespect too.
- 1:08:42Speaker 7: If you don't have a style.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: Now, if you like someone asked you like you have.
- 1:08:46Speaker 7: Well, if you don't, then it's the highest compliment you
- 1:08:48Speaker 7: could give.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: But then it turns into that. But some guys look
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: at it like, yeah, my fucker, can you read? Yeah,
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: my facon read. Oh.
- 1:08:55Speaker 7: I would never say that.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: I'm just saying some athletes in NBA.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Yeah, there's probably some people who like have one and
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: then act like they don't like the overweight influencers who
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: lost a bunch of weight, and they're like it was natural.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: The guys in the league that pay league.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: Fits to post pictures of their ship.
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: No pay league fits to dress them?
- 1:09:15Speaker 7: Oh wow.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: And then when League Fits comes out, you know, because
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: they have a platform, they come out with their I
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: don't know, top five players. They always pick them.
- 1:09:23Speaker 10: Oh, paddles popular.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: The game WOA, So it's like a paddle thing game.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: Does Lebron ever? Does he ever stylist?
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: I don't don't think I think he does that by itself.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: But you know, you get up to that tier, you
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: probably have a little bit of everything. Yeah.
- 1:09:39Speaker 7: Yeah, who do you think is the best dressed guy
- 1:09:41Speaker 7: in the league?
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: Best dressed? So you have to go different, right, because
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: when you get over thirty three, your your style changes because.
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: You're not a why in.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Oh you know what that means.
- 1:09:55Speaker 7: I have a feeling what I shouldn't say.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: What's the first what's the first word? Okay, that's all. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: you're on the right track. Yeah. Back in the day,
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: I used to call negro. Yeah, black folk call it nigga.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: Yeah folk call it yeah. Yeah, let's not go too far.
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: Get to monetize.
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: So once you graduate from that, you have to go
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: into a different class of wardrobe.
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: Yeah. So you have to go like the like these
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: type of pants pants with sweatpants with a crease in
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: the middle to give you I'm business casual, but I'm
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: a T shirt gives you I'm ready for anything.
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: Do you ever think about rolling up to a game
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: and like one of like the like the Kings of
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: Comedy jackets, big ass suit. Yeah cool, it'll be awesome.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: Yeah, like a big orange suit, like a top hat.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: I think for some people, if if you were just
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: you just would have to be really bold or have
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: a bit of a sense of humor about it.
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: But I like younger generation, I like Shay, older generation,
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: I like Lebron.
- 1:10:54Speaker 7: I would say Russ was the guy who was pushing
- 1:10:56Speaker 7: the fashion boundaries the most there for a while.
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: Yeah, because Rusk and that into he can look at
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: eighteen year olds, he can look like a thirty five
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: year old looks. You know, he could switch it up
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: so his rangers, his rangers different.
- 1:11:06Speaker 7: He was getting invited to fashion show all the.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: Time on fashion line, Honor the Gift. Yeah. Yeah, speaking
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: of rust Man, they killing my man rust right now?
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: What are they doing? He lost me that bet bro
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: I had the Nuggets minus one and a half.
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: Denver Nuggets first Timberwolves last night. Jokers ends the game
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: sixty one points, ten rebounds, tennis, right, damn double one
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: points dover over time, Damn, Denver's up one point. Yeah,
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Denver's winning by one point? How many times Denver by
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: one point? I have to tell him this because no basketball?
- 1:11:42Speaker 5: Oh, I know basketball?
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: One point twelve seconds to go, Yeah, basket is worth
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: two Minnesota's ball. Minnesota takes the ball out, turns it over. Yeah,
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Russ gets it, gives it to someone in front of
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: Christian Brown. Right, it's a two on one, meaning it's
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: two Denver Nuggets player against one. All right, he throws
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: it back to Wessell Westbrook. Yeah, up one ten seconds.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: In some cases, you like to dribble it out. Yeah,
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: so you can shoot free throws at the end or
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: some cases, if you got lay we call it. If
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: you got laid take lay Yeah, you have a layup,
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: Take layup. He takes lay up, miss lay up. They
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: come back down right nine seconds swinging. Anthony Edwards gets it,
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: will drive, kicks it to the corner. Kill, Alexander Walker
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: shoots it. Russell Westbrook try to make up a play
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: contest thousand.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: So the guy misses the three pointer, but as time
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: expires he fouls them, so they're down one. He gets
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: three free throws as the game.
- 1:12:44Speaker 7: Expired stops the play foul. Yeah, and the guy goes
- 1:12:47Speaker 7: to the line to shoot one free throw.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: He makes it because yeah three Todd next free throw
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: he makes it when they have no time out, so
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: he misses it on purpose.
- 1:12:56Speaker 5: Game over got hot, nigga, tell you exactly.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: I thought we didn't like each other. We bond I
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: with that.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:13:09Speaker 7: Oh man, nice to see you bringing him along. Ross.
- 1:13:13Speaker 5: Ross is a pretty big guy, though. Why didn't he
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: just take the d Yeah, he's.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Got thinks double over time. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like you. You're
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: playing the game for a long time. You get three
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: it's a three v one.
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: Yeah, start hurting me, cool back, Yeah, yeah, breath get
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: one of these out, gatorad.
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: But he could have dribbled out and made them foul him,
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: like burn five six more seconds.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: But do you trust Russell Westbrooks free throw layup? Trust
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: the lay yeah?
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: Yeah, but you could get at least one point on
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: the free throw.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: If you if you, if you had a million dollars
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: and you used to put it on a layup or
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: free throw, both free throws. Russell Westbrook, you go take
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: the layup, not for Russ.
- 1:13:58Speaker 7: Was it truly an uncontested layup?
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: No, it was contested.
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: It was contested, but it was a two on one.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: So it was also on the other guy, Christian Brown,
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: that he could have just taken the ball out and
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: like he could have driven away.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: No, you give it to the MVP former MVP. Oh
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: he's still MVP, like like he was the president of
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: the United States. He's still my president.
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: Yea, I go, mister president? Is this yeah? Still sassin?
- 1:14:23Speaker 5: I fuck with that.
- 1:14:24Speaker 7: Russell Westbrook once had a twenty twenty twenty game. Yeah
- 1:14:27Speaker 7: you know why he had it, didn't He steal a
- 1:14:30Speaker 7: lot of the rebounds.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: No, because he uh oh, it was a death in
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: his family.
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: Hustle died. Oh yeah, right, the sixties, so he got
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: a twenty twenty twenty Oh but a sixty ye.
- 1:14:43Speaker 7: Hustle was a m underground, a sort of figure in
- 1:14:46Speaker 7: the LA scene.
- 1:14:47Speaker 5: Unfamiliar. Yeah, Marathon.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: Yeah, the night of the game, I was there in
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: LA when it happened. Really yeah, after the game, we
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: all talked about going out. We all went home, got dressed,
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: got in a group checks like y'all the vibes off, bro,
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: because we didn't know what happened to Like before the.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: Game, you're gonna go to Crenshaw, No, no.
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: We go stay outside.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Yeah, they were giving people a hard time.
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: He goes right to Currents.
- 1:15:17Speaker 7: Wow.
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes like you have to ignore him sometimes he
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: said so much wild Ship, Like you can't even highlight
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: some of the some of the stuff because all of
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: the content is all wild Ship. This is literally me
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: all the time my show. It's actually great for us,
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: but like it makes it very hard to have a conversation. Yeah, stop,
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: it's not for me. It makes very tough. You should know,
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: especially now you have to them exactly the same people. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: I think.
- 1:15:46Speaker 7: I genuinely think Ron is the easiest person to talk
- 1:15:49Speaker 7: to in the world. So if you think he's saying
- 1:15:52Speaker 7: wild ship, boy.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: Because based on your vocabulary and the things that you
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: know in the world, it's like, it's not a it's
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: not a one up. It's ship that me and sas
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: don't know that. He only knows and he's not trying
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: to like tell us like, hey, bro, you know this
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: is how you pronounce this word. You should know what
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: this this city is, of this state, some shit like that.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: He knows all of that. So when you talk to him,
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: it's like he's trying to find a joke within you
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: that you don't know about that's wrong.
- 1:16:19Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, he read the funk out of me.
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. I got it. The first couple
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: of days he said some ship like you said about
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: the two point two. You know, that's a question that
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: you would ask motherfucker who works out that they you
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: shouldn't know that. Yeah, if you don't know that, that
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: tells me and everyone who's watching that yet it's fucking
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: dumbass athlete. So it's like an overplay for the underlay.
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: But when you answer it correctly, it's respect Now it's like, okay,
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: let me see what I can. Let me get two weeks.
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: I can hit him with something.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: For the underlay.
- 1:16:47Speaker 7: Can I be honest with you? Sometimes you speak so
- 1:16:49Speaker 7: quickly that I am fifty words behind.
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: That's not true.
- 1:16:52Speaker 7: It is I am trying to keep up, and I
- 1:16:56Speaker 7: am I'm still thinking about the conversion of too.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: But you gotta things. So I talk them a lot
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: of analogies to right, I talk him a ton of
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: analogies for people to understand what I'm saying. I like
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: the kind of I wouldn't say, dumb it down, but
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: just give a different perspectives.
- 1:17:10Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes sense, it's good.
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: Yeah, people who I feel.
- 1:17:14Speaker 7: My point in saying that is that I feel stupid
- 1:17:16Speaker 7: no when I listen to you, because I'm like, I'm
- 1:17:23Speaker 7: kind of buffering a little bit.
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: It's okay, I'm like this. He helped me with this.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: I've been around him for three years. He's helped me.
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: No, he said, I mean overplay for the underlays, that's all.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: That's that's poetic.
- 1:17:32Speaker 5: What is poetic?
- 1:17:34Speaker 7: What does an overplay for the underlay mean?
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: I don't know, you break it down? You got.
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: You not at all?
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:17:47Speaker 5: I mean, I just picked it up for the context.
- 1:17:49Speaker 7: I like it. I want that, I want to know
- 1:17:52Speaker 7: what it means.
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: But you don't want to overpay for the underlay. Overpay, overplay,
- 1:17:56Speaker 5: overplay for the underlay, What does it mean?
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: Break it down wrong, like you're talking to a four
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: year old though, so they understand I understand better for
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: your language.
- 1:18:07Speaker 5: I mean just from the context.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: It was like, not the context wrong, the actual meaning,
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: but you were not the context wrong with the actual.
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: Meaning doing them like doing a lot, so something else
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: can happen, uh, underneath it.
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: That you see.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh, it's the most in front of the
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: front of the stage is the magic guy.
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: He's ha ha, But the whole time is this down here.
- 1:18:34Speaker 7: It's not smoking mirrors, that type diversion.
- 1:18:38Speaker 5: That version conversation.
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: Somebody's like a pickpocket and like then there's somebody who's like, oh,
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: like I'm having a heart attack because they're a doctor.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: And then like somebody comes up from behind you and
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: takes your wallet. That's the overplay, right, that's pretty good.
- 1:18:53Speaker 7: I like that.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to throw it in Dave's book that
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: he's writing. He's also writing, okay, right, came back.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: From Vegas this past weekend. I was it bell to
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: ask Bell to ask whatever they looking for me? Yeah?
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: And what I took so much money at the house.
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: What they looking for me? See, I'm in his room windows,
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: I'm in his room. I'm in New York in the
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: cut like this, What were you playing? Bacca ride only
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: closes and I'm the guy. I'm the guy who goes.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: I'm playing three hands, five thousand, five thousand and five
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: fucking so and if I win, I'm keeping it on there.
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: Five to ten, ten to twenty twenty. So I go
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: player player, banker got it? Five thousand, I win ten,
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: cool player again, ten thousand, I win twenty switches the
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: banker twenty, I win forty, cash me out. I'm gone.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: I'm that guy.
- 1:19:41Speaker 5: That's what I look at you too. Yeah, you said
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: that man, play the inside, play the outside, A little
- 1:19:45Speaker 5: bit of the gab.
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: Thirty six and thirty four is what type of are you?
- 1:19:49Speaker 5: Thirty six ten?
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Oh you got a specific specific number?
- 1:19:52Speaker 5: Twenty six. What was one that we hit big on?
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: Twenty six?
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:19:56Speaker 5: Second we hit big was that we were in Vegas.
- 1:20:00Speaker 5: We were in New Orleans, New Orleans.
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they got a good one.
- 1:20:03Speaker 5: Yeah, it kind of smells it's a little stinky in there.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: Yeah, Caesars, Caesars.
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: What hotel that smells like?
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: We were stated to Airbnb the second half? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, no,
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: we were in. It was a beautiful Airbnb.
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: Beautiful one of my friends that he had a Airbnb
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: he stayed in like the something something Wrong that was
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: like in French and it was like a sex room
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: poles and but it was just him and his homies.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: Got a wow.
- 1:20:34Speaker 5: Yeah, we we just had like normal rooms.
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: It's pretty nice, standard normal normal guy.
- 1:20:40Speaker 5: Big TV to TV is too big, like you're you
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: ever been like it was like a seventy inch TV,
- 1:20:45Speaker 5: but it was right at the end of the bed.
- 1:20:47Speaker 5: Oh so it's like if you're going to watch the
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: hun TV on that, yeah, you're gonna have to be
- 1:20:51Speaker 5: like looking around like yeah exactly, yeah yeah yeah.
- 1:20:56Speaker 7: Or he doesn't like big TVs, especially for gaming.
- 1:21:00Speaker 5: No gaming among him on it?
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: What is he calling?
- 1:21:04Speaker 5: My name is Harry?
- 1:21:05Speaker 7: He doesn't actually like to be called little Sasquatch anymore.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: No, I don't mind, I call him SA. I'm my bad.
- 1:21:10Speaker 7: No, that's totally fine. Now you're that's not true. You
- 1:21:13Speaker 7: don't want us calling you little SaaS.
- 1:21:15Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever said that. You literally have
- 1:21:17Speaker 5: rebranded yourself first stand up?
- 1:21:20Speaker 7: Am I wrong about this?
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: Roun for?
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: I mean for stand up? He definitely has. I've never
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: gotten the personal memo.
- 1:21:26Speaker 7: I was totally under the impression you did not want
- 1:21:29Speaker 7: us calling you little SaaS anymore or little sasquatch.
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: Just reflexively.
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: SaaS doesn't bother me at all.
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: Well, I'd like, oh, yeah, what was that, BB Simon?
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: Nice Nory pants.
- 1:21:44Speaker 7: These are Vory pants.
- 1:21:46Speaker 5: You guys should do a video together going shopping.
- 1:21:48Speaker 7: Oh that's a funny.
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: He spent like, like Brunello.
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: I'm a Lai.
- 1:21:54Speaker 7: Yeah, I love Laura too. But I found a sample
- 1:21:57Speaker 7: sale of Brunello. Everything was seventy five percent sent off.
- 1:22:00Speaker 7: Still no, it's closed, but it was opened for a
- 1:22:03Speaker 7: couple days. I was the first guy in there.
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: That's so he got everything.
- 1:22:07Speaker 7: I was the only gentile in the entire.
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: Got one of the long coats.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: Long coats are fire.
- 1:22:11Speaker 7: They're unbelievable, unbelievable.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: It's perfect for New York.
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: She was at least and then you tell you this that, yeah,
- 1:22:18Speaker 5: a couple of those, how many hands.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: Was that jacket.
- 1:22:21Speaker 7: Let's put it this way, Uh, pat backpack? Has it covered?
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: One of the three backpack tom Ford in the world.
- 1:22:32Speaker 5: Those what are the alligator?
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: How many alligators had to die for that backpack to
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: live in the world I bought was that snake skin? Crocodile?
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: The bubble got myself a part of I was going
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: to go get locked up.
- 1:22:49Speaker 5: It's a damn nice pack. Reminds me of my fish pond.
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: What's what's the fish pond?
- 1:22:54Speaker 5: I got a fish pond pack similar to that.
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the crocodile.
- 1:22:58Speaker 7: Then it's got a cooler pocket for your sandwiches.
- 1:23:04Speaker 5: Okay, fishing nice. That's my best pack, though I got
- 1:23:08Speaker 5: a couple of good packs.
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: I don't like the fish now boring, boring. I just
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: it's a commitment. It is. It is a commitment.
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: You'd like, you'd like it if you went in the
- 1:23:18Speaker 5: right environment. Hard to not enjoy.
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: I went to Arkansas, my granddad and I probably the
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: Mosquitos gang bang. That'll literally gang.
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: Bang, Yeah, like that'll fuck up a trip in time.
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was in McGee, Arkansas. Yeah.
- 1:23:32Speaker 7: So how did gang banger come to mean what it means?
- 1:23:40Speaker 7: Given that there is also gang bang, which means a
- 1:23:43Speaker 7: totally different thing.
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: So my thing gang bangers mean like, okay, you see
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: bloods and crip it's a lot of motherfuckers fighting over territory. Yeah,
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: territory is my arm tea motherfucking bloods on one side,
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: ten crips underneath my motherfucking wrist, and they're fighting over
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: this piece of my arm. Yeah.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: But he's saying, like, like a gang bang, like when
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: everybody's having sex.
- 1:24:04Speaker 5: With each other.
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: That's why I'm giving them.
- 1:24:07Speaker 5: But which one came first?
- 1:24:08Speaker 7: I think?
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: Is that the question which is the chicken? Which is
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: the egg? Who came up with it?
- 1:24:12Speaker 5: Or do you think do you.
- 1:24:13Speaker 7: Think the bloods in the crypt saw one woman I
- 1:24:17Speaker 7: think fourteen penises said that's.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: They came I think ward first.
- 1:24:23Speaker 7: I think they came with the first, the bloods and cribs.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: So the poor stars are like, we want something going
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: on like.
- 1:24:30Speaker 13: Territory, yeah right right, A landing strip hilarious, too much,
- 1:24:38Speaker 13: that's too much of ourselves, Like.
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: That's wild, No, the Bonnie blue stuff and like it
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: pops up on my feet. So I'm like, yeah, you know,
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: I'm me and white man bed and I'm like going.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, fifty guys with having a way,
- 1:25:01Speaker 5: and then it's one guy who doesn't like I'm here.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:25:03Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably easier for her to do it with
- 1:25:06Speaker 5: a bunch of ski masks on two hours.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's impossible, you guys, just is
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: it just penetration? Next penetration, everybody gets to come. I
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: think you have to be a trained cocksman. You have
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: to be a real ship ter if you're gonna come,
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: you know, like if you're you have to you have
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: to be.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: You have in charge of that, Like, you can't be
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: expecting her to do whatever to make you come.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: She has a fucking that is hilarious to be one
- 1:25:35Speaker 5: of the one thousand. And you get in there and
- 1:25:37Speaker 5: you just can't can't come, You can't think most Come on, bro,
- 1:25:44Speaker 5: you're slowing down the whole traffic. Yeah. Next, next the.
- 1:25:52Speaker 7: Water slide.
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: Four hours for you, four hours as naked in line, right, but.
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: Trying to stay hard. You're mentally trying to just get there,
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: Like yeah, I'm.
- 1:26:06Speaker 5: Sure there was probably a couple of dudes that busted
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: the second they opened the door. You're going to wait
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: in that line. There's a reason you're waiting in that
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: line for a thousand men.
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: Do you think that that that that counts as one
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: of her number?
- 1:26:19Speaker 5: Probably? Yeah, you can claim credit for that. I was
- 1:26:23Speaker 5: laying in bed and a girl walked in and just
- 1:26:25Speaker 5: started squirting.
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: All over the place.
- 1:26:27Speaker 5: I'm counting that as a body.
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: It was last met she was skirting everywhere. Yeah, that's yeah,
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: your body.
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: Before you put before you have to touch. Veenis to
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: venus touch what pveenis to venus.
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: Venus is legitimately.
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: Legit Yeah, from Mars. Women are from Wow though, yeah
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: it is. I mean credits to Bonnie Blue and who's
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: the other one.
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: She has to have a lot of stamina, like a
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: lot of she.
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: Just wants it more. She is the blank of porn.
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: Let's put it in basketball terms.
- 1:27:06Speaker 7: Is she like the.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: Who is the guy that played like Riot like a
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: c Green like nine hundred and five games in a
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: row or whatever, Like she just wants it more.
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, that's I don't even know what
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: direction she's coming.
- 1:27:21Speaker 7: I would say it's like a paint player who took
- 1:27:23Speaker 7: a lot of elbows, someone who just got beat up
- 1:27:27Speaker 7: down low took a lot of abuse, got fouled more
- 1:27:30Speaker 7: than anyone else.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: Like Isaiah Stewart. It's a guy from Detroit at all
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: is fighting or is it somebody who like a tall,
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: skinny white guy is all just getting like it.
- 1:27:40Speaker 7: Would be it would be almost like MJ the year
- 1:27:43Speaker 7: they played the Pistons in the finals and Bill Lambier.
- 1:27:46Speaker 7: They were just beating the ship out of him every
- 1:27:48Speaker 7: time he came into the paint.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: It's crazy. You know, when you talk to white people
- 1:27:53Speaker 2: about the Detroit Pistons back in the day, they're one
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: person they always like to bring up is the white guy? Yeah?
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: Literally the name other players, but the first guy you
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: brought it was the only white guy.
- 1:28:06Speaker 7: Well, he was also the most violent guy on that
- 1:28:08Speaker 7: he was, Yes, he was.
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: He wasn't You don't think so one the most violent one.
- 1:28:14Speaker 7: I would have said, Bill Amber more violent?
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: Okay, who you put second? Then?
- 1:28:18Speaker 7: Was John Sally?
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: On that? That's how I put first? Okay it would
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: be him, Okay, same ship.
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: Then I just have images of speaking of porn stars,
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- 1:28:28Speaker 1: that Lisa and has ever seen?
- 1:28:30Speaker 7: Who Sally?
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: I've seen a study. I said, you can determine someone's
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: penis by the size of their nose. Big, big white nose.
- 1:28:42Speaker 5: Yeah, huge, yeah, jewish.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: No, you got a button those bro oh yeah, like
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: a snowman.
- 1:28:52Speaker 7: Actually, because my penis was too big.
- 1:28:57Speaker 5: You get a nose job.
- 1:28:58Speaker 7: Girls were like, I can't handle that. Tell you have
- 1:29:00Speaker 7: a nose job.
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: Or you're cat fishing with that small nose. Girls are like,
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: I could handle him. Look at that little nose.
- 1:29:08Speaker 5: He would be. You would walk into a bar and
- 1:29:09Speaker 5: like Cambridge and he would lead with the nose, would
- 1:29:12Speaker 5: come in first, would be around the corner.
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- 1:29:20Speaker 2: know if you guys have the same ad as Bartols,
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: so you probably do. What is it blue Choo?
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- 1:29:45Speaker 1: That's why I said, how I knew he wasn't a
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: true podcast head because he'd never heard of blue Choo
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- 1:29:50Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think she was the original.
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: The original sponsor of podcasts, like they've been sponsoring podcasts.
- 1:29:55Speaker 5: And it actually worked for them.
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it made them a massive company.
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: Yeah, just because watch my podcast. I'm sorry, no greatness.
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: It was not a criticism, more criticism of people who
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: are podcast heads, honestly, people who just know Boner pills
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: because of all the podcasts they listen to. It is nice.
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: We're gonna wrap. We gotta wrap this one.
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: I think we're done.
- 1:30:18Speaker 7: We're going to.
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: And I knew that because I seen him. Check watch.
- 1:30:24Speaker 7: Me. I'm hungry. Yeah, I'm starving. I'm so hungry. All right.
- 1:30:30Speaker 5: Well Thatsvan. That was great, thanks tuning in. Thank you
- 1:30:35Speaker 5: Pat Bev. That was a great sode. We'll see you
- 1:30:38Speaker 5: guys next week.
- 1:30:39Speaker 7: Do you want to plug? Got Dallas coming up, Kansas
- 1:30:42Speaker 7: City and Chicago. Those tickets are flying.
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: Wait, Kansas City show is not canceled.
- 1:30:49Speaker 7: You haven't mistaken with Hairy Little Sasquad.
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in Winnipeg this weekend and then I'm
- 1:30:56Speaker 5: gonna be in Edmonton in a couple of weeks and
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: then Philly first weekend of May, and those tickets are
- 1:31:00Speaker 5: going fast as well. See you guys there, goodbye bye.
- 1:31:20Speaker 8: Was a still still under ground, So I looked on
- 1:31:32Speaker 8: out to you game a round. I was only falling
- 1:31:42Speaker 8: one way.
- 1:31:45Speaker 11: I was only falling.
- 1:31:51Speaker 10: Day?
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: What did.
- 1:31:59Speaker 4: It was?
- 1:32:02Speaker 8: So?
- 1:32:04Speaker 9: So then you leave Summon.
- 1:32:08Speaker 8: No Acca, Well i'msoly forever