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All Rose: 007 First Light, Witcher 4 Tech Demo & Sega Master System · Multiple Nerdgasm

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So how are we this week, gentlemen?
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Been having fun up to anything interesting.
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Fishman jury duty. Still so jealous about that?
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Yeah, I'm a bit jealous too. Certainly interesting.
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Straight to death penalty is where I go.
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Obviously that's that's where we went.
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Yep. Yep.
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Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your hosts Matt, Luke and
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Dan Multiple Nerdgasm, your guide to all things nerdy.
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So it's very hard to get any. Time, did you make eye contact
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with the the defendant at any time?
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Because I think I would have yeah.
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Right. And and did you just try to?
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Yeah. Because you got to try.
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I mean, oh, I don't want to say too much on the show just
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because I do have to be a little bit careful, but I can't talk
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about it. But yes, because you're trying
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to figure out who are these people full of shit so.
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Yeah, because I think especially after it was clear he was going
1:04
to lose. If he looked at me, I.
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Reckon my face would be like when they said spider man was at
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the Oscars and everyone thought it was going to cut to no the.
1:20
Yeah, yeah, fuck. But but it didn't.
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Andrew Garfield. Yeah, I know you're doing it now
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too. And he what is?
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That child's name? Sheepish look, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, I just, I can look him in the eyes and you just
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sort of go. Oh, Tom Holland.
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I can't look at you anymore. See that that that you?
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Got me there, they got me there. I was looking for your.
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Opinion. I've got it here somewhere,
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yeah. That's what I've been doing.
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Oh, I did something else the other day.
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Oh, what did you do? I fucking knew it.
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I knew. I knew.
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That you got the switch to. Yes.
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How is it? I've not had time to play it
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very much. I went to Best Buy during our
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lunch break the other day. I was actually very close to
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picking one up today and then I realized there's no games out on
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it and what's the point? Well, there are there are the
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games I'm already playing in better looking.
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Exactly. It's.
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Yeah, and like. Yeah, Mario Kart.
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Yeah. Yeah, even after the wild, it
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looks incredible on it. I bet it does.
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Yeah, but it's still a shit game and it can't make that.
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Any better impolite question? But you know, for the full
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review, what did it cost? This is the Mario Kart bundled
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version. It was 500 bucks.
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OK. Plus tax. 500 US.
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Because I'm in America, correct. Yeah, plus tax.
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So about I think like 520 something dollars.
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Well, that's that's the thing. I wanted to get one now just in
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case. Although I don't know if you've
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seen, apparently he's not allowed to do the tariffs
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anymore. He's backtracked on everything,
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essentially. Yeah, yeah.
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I mean this isn't political podcast but if it was he'd
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mostly be talking about his bromance breakup with Elon.
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We should talk about that fucking.
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Elon, we should talk about the fact that as soon as Elon was
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called out, the first thing he said was, yeah, well, you're a
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pedophile. Yeah, you're in.
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You're in the Epstein files, you know.
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But only you know. But you being in them are the
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reason we don't know what's in them in Australia.
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You get to switch to Mario Kart bundle for 770.
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OK, that's actually not. Bad.
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So it's actually a better price here than the Americrate.
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Yeah, 700 bucks Australian is way less than 5.
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In fact, I want to, I want to figure that out. 700 AUD in,
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it'll know what I mean. Oh.
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So this is fake, OK. Oh no, it's actually pretty
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similar 450. So yes, it is still oh, really?
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Still better value here. Yeah, but not by a huge amount.
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Well, we must be trading OK today then.
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That's that's, yeah. That's too bad.
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Just on the Musk thing, this is fake, but it didn't, it made me
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laugh when I, I mean, I, it's on brand for Trump.
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OK, This is a, this is a fake truth, you know, truth social.
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He's a fake post on truth that Donald Trump made.
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He didn't really say this, but this is what was posted or
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allegedly posted. Elon parted ways with my
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administration after a very tense meeting about travel to
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Mars. Elon discussed how he planned to
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have women on both the spaceship and the need for sleeping areas
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because of the implication. He never explained what that
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meant and to be honest I heard it very strange.
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We asked him to leave after that meeting.
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There are laws, Elon, even in space, so I.
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Wish that was real. That's man.
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Although he's The funny thing, he's so.
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Telling that I didn't. Is this real?
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I don't know. He might.
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Say this, Yeah. Like for all I fucking.
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Know. I don't know.
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I don't think Elon. Musk is doing laws even in
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space. I don't think he's doing the
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implication. I think Trump would be more
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where are you going to go? Yeah, out of the two of them.
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I mean, there was something about being an unhinged drug
5:12
addict. Yeah, throw that shit right at
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mosque. But it's not.
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It's. About.
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Being a creep. He would want to get them more
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pregnant so. Yeah, yeah, yes.
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I mean, at least two women are suing him for sole custody right
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now. And you've got other women like
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you have to. Put on his soul.
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No, he is not the father of my child.
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Well, think about it like he's worried about the Earth not
5:35
being populated enough. He's kind of a mass.
5:37
There's no one there. He's kind of the that's true.
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He pops. It up.
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He's already stepped it up. How the fuck is he going to step
5:44
it up even more? Yeah, money.
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Yeah, ridiculous, ridiculous people.
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I did hear something funny today though.
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Well, not funny for him. What's the name of his starlink?
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Is it Starlink? Starlink is his Internet thing
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space company. Yeah.
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SpaceX company. There's a space company.
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Starlink is the Internet company satellite.
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Internet yes but doesn't don't. Or maybe it was the other one
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then, but I was listening to Prof G podcast with Scott
6:14
Galloway and he was talking about how the Trump could
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literally ask the CIA to say oh we have a feeling that this is a
6:23
security risk and fucking shut the.
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Whole area. Like he, he's well.
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Musk is a is a fucking psychopath.
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But well, I think Trump needs to be very careful now.
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No, Well, the whole thing is he's, you know, he's coming out
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before that. Hey, like he's got top secret
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clearance with everything he's been doing, like prior to even
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being, yeah, Trump's right hand man.
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But to come out and go, I've seen these files which are
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secret and not meant to be shared and go, Yep, I know he's
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on there. That's destroying his reputation
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for his clearance, so he could actually get into a lot of
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trouble if what he said is true. Oh.
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That's true. Yeah.
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And also the thing I find funny is if he has seen a.
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Matter. He's out.
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He's out anyway. But no, if he had, no, he's
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still got his clearance with like being head of a space
7:08
agency essentially. He still needs all of that.
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Yeah, good point. That's his own space agency.
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It's it's not. Yeah, but they still have.
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Agency they just rely on. It but he would need top secret
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stuff at some point. You still need there's
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regulations and stuff that is, but also.
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Secrets up there then? The question is if he has seen
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it even he even he had like top secret clearance and he there's
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no reason for him to see the files.
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So there's also a problem. Yeah, they don't really.
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They're the. Case, but just because you have
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clearance doesn't say that. If you were going to molest a
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young girl, where would you do it?
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You know where I'd do it? Out of space.
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No walls up in space. Defame, Can't hear your screen.
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Defame me. No, you made it worse.
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All right. I was going to drug mine so they
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were barely even conscious. So that's the main way to do it.
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Can I ask you a question, Luke? Slightly off topic, but only
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slightly flat earthers, right? Yes.
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I'm asking you as literally the person I don't know who knows
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the most about it because. I think you'll do a flat earther
8:12
experiment soon. OK, I want to hear all about
8:15
that, but I'll quickly sum up the thing I hate most more than
8:18
flat earthers is people who are bad at debunking flat earthers.
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Because I think that doesn't do us any.
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It doesn't do us any. Favours, even bad debunks are
8:26
fucking annoying. Yeah, because somebody was
8:29
saying, oh, so flat earthers think that Pearl Harbor was
8:34
attacked by America this way, and they had the Flat Earth with
8:39
the. It was the version of the map
8:43
where the Pacific is split onto either side, right?
8:46
Oh. Yes, Yep, Yep.
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And so it was saying, oh, so flat earthers think that they
8:50
had to fly all of this way. Yeah.
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It's just a short. Distance.
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Yeah, no. It's like, well, hold on, just
8:56
hold on. We wrap that around the ball and
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look at matches. Yeah, very simple.
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But my question is, do flat earthers have a preferred map?
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Based on what? Because.
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Some maps have like Greenland in two halves, right?
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You know what I mean? Like.
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There is a preferred map and it's the AE map which is still a
9:21
projection of the globe. But there is a map that they do
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prefer. But even on it, it does say it's
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a projection of the globe. Oh, OK, I see.
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Yes. No, no.
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OK. It makes sense why they would
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choose this. Pearl Harbour is still very,
9:37
very close to the United States eastern seaboard and western
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seaboard. I should.
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Say it doesn't look like Australia's stretched out it's
9:48
but that's the one that they go with because right, they can't
9:52
come on their own. Yeah.
9:55
You know what? We're upside down on this map.
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So. And in real life, it's not.
10:00
Good. Yeah, Well, obviously is there
10:03
gravity? Is there gravity?
10:04
Is gravity not a thing? Gravity is not a gravity needs.
10:08
The Earth to be a. Sphere.
10:09
No, I'm just saying, Matt, stay out of this.
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No, no, no. Understand gravity.
10:13
Gravity is not a thing. It's all about density.
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I'll. Go.
10:23
Yeah, I don't understand gravity.
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I'll go. It's all about density.
10:29
I know what you said, though. It's not gravity.
10:31
There's something, obviously. Did you cry?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
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It's just density. So let them.
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Stand and argue gravity doesn't exist, so I'm.
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Less dense than the air, but more dense the No, I'm more
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dense than the air, but less dense than the Earth or the.
10:48
Yes, or and I just. Kind of float to the top of the
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earth, yes. Also, it's because they don't
11:01
understand density and buoyancy Don't.
11:04
Understand a lot of things by the sounds like they don't.
11:06
Understand like how helium balloon goes up.
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Well, here's the thing, you you really do have to believe in
11:14
gravity for that to make sense. I can understand they already
11:18
dismissed that why? It doesn't make any sense to
11:20
them. The other thing they will say
11:22
that that's the. In Boise, stuff will always go
11:25
to the path of least resistance. But it doesn't make any sense.
11:29
Sure. Yeah, it's because the.
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Higher up you go, and even from water the less air there is, so
11:36
why would you not go up? Again, you're assuming because
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that's what there's. A steal that's.
11:42
Already rejected. That's why you cannot win.
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But oh, I am going to do circular reasoning.
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Which is ironic, really. And that's very I am going to be
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try and be part of a Flat Earth experiment or not a Flat Earth
11:57
experiment experiment that will prove the globe.
12:00
There's a channel I watch called Simeon Dan.
12:02
He's actually going to get people from all around the world
12:05
to do remember the whole measurement like solar noon, the
12:09
stick measure the length of the shadows all around the world.
12:13
Do that at the same time to try and and you only have to do is
12:17
e-mail him and he'll tell you what you need to do.
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So I'm going to be part of that. So are you going to film?
12:22
Yourself. You should, yeah.
12:24
You should do flat earthers, not believe that it's sometimes
12:28
night time. No, because in.
12:35
Order sun to shine on 1/2 of the globe as it rotates daily.
12:42
Well. There is no.
12:43
Glow. The sun just goes that way and
12:46
then comes back around. Oh, see, it's little.
12:49
And it just. Kind of doesn't lap like yeah,
12:50
it's. A It's a small local sun.
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It's a local sun, OK. I see.
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What are the? What are the?
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I don't. I don't know why I'm doing this
13:00
and. The moon and the sun.
13:02
But just to be clear, do they believe what is?
13:03
Venus and the Sun. Are spheres oh?
13:05
What? Is Venus when they just look up
13:07
and they see Venus? Here's the thing, it depends on
13:10
who you talk. Literally.
13:11
See Venus. Yeah.
13:13
Some people will say. Yes.
13:15
Or closed. It depends.
13:17
Who you talk to, but some will say, oh, that's just lights from
13:21
that you're sort of seeing reflected from the Dome that's
13:23
above us or yeah, yeah, if you if you get a really good camera
13:29
and focus on it and make sort of fuzzy, it looks like it's just a
13:33
light. If you squint.
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Solid. Like you're.
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Still going out? Into the country, like right out
13:41
into the country, you can see a lot.
13:44
We're driving through Montana in the middle of fucking nowhere in
13:47
Montana up in the mountains. And we in the, when we did our
13:51
road trip and we after we got married and then we were just
13:54
like literally in the middle of the road, pulled over off onto
13:56
the road, opened the the sunroof and like the chairs back looked
13:59
up fucking incredible. Like, yeah.
14:03
Oh, like, unbelievable. It's so weird to think.
14:05
Let's hear people talk about how ancient cultures, you know, they
14:08
knew way more about the sky than we did.
14:10
Yeah. Have you fucking seen what it
14:11
looked like to them? Like, like we've.
14:14
We've ruined the sky at night without I could see light
14:17
pollution maximum. Seven stars at night now when?
14:22
You have like a like what they call it a dark zone where
14:24
there's no when I was in. Perth, you could see everything.
14:28
It's incredible. And I've just realized you see
14:31
different stuff than we do now. Yes, up there.
14:34
Yeah. Yep.
14:36
Yeah, you know, flat. Can't explain that.
14:38
No, no, it's. Got big eagle it's.
14:43
Trump's Dick. He can rename it that Carney.
14:51
It's a Dick of. Trump.
14:52
Yep, the big. Dipper Yeah.
14:55
OK. Choose one constellation to be
14:58
written. Big Dipper You didn't have to.
15:00
You can really think about it. No, I've decided that.
15:03
And I thought about this. Since I was 12 years old.
15:08
Since I. Looked down and thought to
15:10
myself, people really need to know how big this is.
15:17
So I did get switched to other people it seems from this
15:21
article here got them as well, but there was a problem.
15:24
Oh. This should be so.
15:26
So I guess you should tell us, Matt.
15:28
Is the screen face up in the box and against the lid?
15:31
Yeah, when I saw. This I was like, Oh yeah, It is
15:33
like, yeah, when when you first open it, the switch is there.
15:37
So yeah. Well that's probably why
15:40
retailers that literally put the receipt on the box and then
15:44
stapled it had people bringing it back going.
15:47
There's a staple through the screen of my Switch too.
15:51
The worst part about this is they're going to have to wait
15:54
weeks to get their replacement. That's.
15:57
Funny. It's not.
15:58
Like that, it's just a turn around.
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Oh, here you go. It's.
16:02
Because also unless it actually damaged like the motherboard so
16:05
that it no longer plays, I'd be like no, you can't have.
16:09
This until. Until I get.
16:10
My replacement. My replacement, yeah.
16:14
Oh. No, look at the photo.
16:15
It's just two big scratches or big chunks out of the screen
16:21
that's see this is. What happens when you get lazy?
16:23
I remember just a bit of sticky tape is all you need.
16:27
Not a lot, yes. Yeah, Yeah, I was.
16:32
So I was wondering I didn't get one pre-order.
16:35
Obviously we talked about that. I considered staying up because
16:39
I Best Buy up up near us opened at midnight for the launch and I
16:45
said the general might maybe I'll go.
16:46
And then I was like I've got fucking caught the next day.
16:50
We're in deliberate deliberation.
16:53
No, we, I knew we were going to do deliberation and I was like,
16:56
I need to be, I mean. By time you got it, you got
17:00
home, you're just going to go to bed anyway.
17:02
That's what I mean. And when only that I was like, I
17:04
don't want to be. I want to be at my best when I
17:07
do this. I want to do a good job like I'm
17:09
clear. By yeah, yeah, exactly I.
17:14
Want to look at? Him and go like this.
17:16
Yeah, and. I didn't, so I didn't go and I
17:20
was like, Oh well, if I don't get one, I don't get you could
17:22
be on. Your switch, Imagine that
17:23
you're, you're #15 what? What?
17:26
Yeah, I would have. Got the boot for sure because
17:29
there were two alternates. Technically they chose to allow
17:31
us, but if I, yeah, I think if any of us had not been paying
17:34
attention, boot. So I at lunch I was like, I'll
17:41
try my luck. Went to Best Buy.
17:42
I walked in and they just had a little pile of them behind the
17:45
check out. I'll have one of those.
17:48
Honestly, what I did for the original switch was I don't plan
17:51
to get one until I just walked in.
17:52
They had one. Yeah, I'll get one and it's the
17:54
same today. I nearly went, but I didn't.
17:56
I thought not to walk in, I think.
17:58
Now probably there aren't any left because literally the, the
18:01
like I was in line, the two people in front of me bought
18:05
them like, and then the people behind me were there for them as
18:08
well. So it's not like they were going
18:10
fast, but they just, they had enough at the time.
18:12
So yeah. But yeah, no, that's just not, I
18:15
don't know, it's not enough out that's really.
18:19
Yeah. Because the only thing that
18:21
could really force me, because I was going to ask you, Matt, what
18:24
your, what your favorite feature is like what's the feature that
18:27
has made you upgrade well. The screen is fucking enormous
18:31
compared to I I don't know. I don't have a Switch 1 here.
18:33
I've got one out of the living room.
18:34
But you have an OLED, Dan, right?
18:36
I do have an OLED. And I was going about to and
18:37
that's. Bigger.
18:39
I know that that's bigger, but to because I've only ever had
18:42
the original switch that came out and my switch light this
18:46
screen is huge. This is the size of my, I think
18:50
the size of my Logitech thing. Like a 7 inch.
18:54
Yes, I believe so. And this screen is it's
18:57
beautiful. And then?
18:58
I'm interested. To know what the battery life is
19:00
going to be like, because I know because I only had.
19:02
It's not great and it's not great.
19:04
I'll tell you that now. It's been sitting here doing
19:06
nothing. I grabbed it off the charger and
19:08
it's at 97%. So.
19:10
Oh, 3% while we've been talking. Yeah.
19:13
Oh. That's not what we talked.
19:15
About beforehand, just listeners, yeah.
19:16
So Oh yeah, about an hour, sure, but.
19:20
You weren't done anything. No, I wasn't doing.
19:21
Anything. Yeah, No, exactly.
19:25
The screen is beautiful, the frame rate so like we've got
19:28
Breath of the Wild on it and I've got the switch upgrade
19:33
Switch to upgrade It's it looks incredible like 60 frames a
19:38
second higher resolution now it just looks beautiful.
19:41
So I mean I've no regrets about yes.
19:43
There aren't really any new games.
19:44
I was going to say the Cyberpunk.
19:45
That's not a new game, so. You.
19:48
Must switch. That's also.
19:50
What am I talking about? The only game I'm ever going to
19:52
play on is Mario Party, because I see here's the thing.
19:55
If. If a game comes out that I like,
19:57
want to play on it, that's that's the only thing that's
19:59
going to convince me. Like my OLED Switch works
20:01
perfectly well. Yeah.
20:02
But if there's something I really, then I can't imagine
20:05
what that would be, you know, that's not coming out on
20:08
anything else but the Switch. Yeah.
20:09
Metroid. 4 will be on the old switch too if you want to play
20:12
that. Like I just I mean on part.
20:17
The part of the way I justified this is I got paid for jury
20:21
duty, so yeah. I was.
20:24
Like, you know what, that's convenient.
20:25
That's what I'm going. To do it for yeah.
20:27
Oh no, I'm not trying to shame you.
20:28
I definitely won't Don't get. Me wrong, I know.
20:31
I just can't. I can't afford it.
20:33
I just honestly cannot justify it because I know I will not
20:37
play it. Like honestly I think I've
20:39
played my switch like 3 times. I haven't played it a.
20:43
Lot lately, but only because I was.
20:46
As you well know, I was playing through the old Resident Evils
20:50
on it more. More Resident Evil news later in
20:54
the show, if we remember. Yeah, if we can be bothered,
20:59
yeah. But I mean.
21:00
Everything I've played in the last few months has been on Xbox
21:04
so. No, I use my, I use the switch
21:07
all the time because I play with Lyra, my daughter, so.
21:10
Well, I did. Watch the, I did watch the
21:13
making of Karateka on the Switch because that's where I bought
21:17
it. So it's like a interactive
21:19
documentary. So you look at his sketches and
21:21
stuff. And then when there's videos,
21:22
because he's you know, there's videos from the time, there's
21:24
videos from now and you click on it.
21:26
But then there's also the original game, Apple 2, N64,
21:31
every platform DOS, you can just play all the all the versions of
21:36
it no matter what. So you could play the exact 1
21:38
you had. But then also there's a
21:41
remastered one that just, it's, it's still pixel art, but it's
21:44
just beautiful pixel art, you know what I mean?
21:45
Like with atmospherics and reflections.
21:48
And yeah, it's, it's good. I'm not.
21:53
I've been I've been eyeing it off.
21:54
I've got it on my wish list. I might get it one day when it's
21:56
on special. Yeah, because.
21:59
It's 30 bucks, so it's less than a game.
22:01
I mean, you wouldn't buy a retro game for 30 bucks.
22:04
And and actually the video portion of the documentary.
22:09
Is. Not as long as just watching a
22:12
real documentary, do you know what I mean?
22:14
Like, because you just watch it in clips and the clips are
22:17
spread out between stills and diary pages and the whole
22:23
thing's a documentary, you know? OK no I'll wait for it to be on
22:27
special. 20 bucks I just watch. It at my house if you want.
22:31
I need the achievements and there are achievements for it,
22:39
yeah. I was going to say yeah, yeah,
22:41
you can get it on Xbox, but what achievements be watch this,
22:45
Yeah. I don't know but I need them
22:49
until I play games. Still 7th in Australia. 7's
22:56
pretty fucking good. I'm coming.
22:57
Up on three million soon when you.
22:59
Were at 10. You were like, because we were
23:01
like, oh, when are you going to get to 9?
23:03
And you weren't. No, it would be impossible for
23:04
me to get any higher than this. Yeah.
23:06
And yet here you are. But 6 is like 50,000 away.
23:12
It's not going to happen. Actually no, I think there is
23:14
like 250,000 away. You can do it.
23:17
Yeah, I need you can get my. Entire year's worth of of score
23:21
my. Entire life's worth of Yeah
23:24
points. I don't know how many I have.
23:25
Luke, Nurse. We did this before.
23:27
It was embarrassing. Yeah, yeah.
23:28
That's it. Yeah.
23:29
Comparatively ridiculous. Yeah, I think.
23:31
You're both under a what? You're both under 100,000.
23:36
I get literally shocked when I get them a because I forget they
23:38
exist because that's not why I play them.
23:40
Yeah, exactly. And and then.
23:43
I'm like, oh. I I did something.
23:44
I did something I've. Achieved something?
23:46
Yeah, I've. Achieved.
23:47
Yeah, I. Was just sitting here.
23:49
I've achieved something, yeah. I've been playing some Minecraft
23:54
this week. In fact.
23:56
I got, I got quite obsessed with it earlier on in the week.
23:58
I go through page one, I'm like, why am I even playing this?
24:00
And then I just get fully into it for a couple of days.
24:03
But I was, I was so deep in a cave, I went, I made a, a man
24:08
made mine and. Then went so.
24:11
Deep I ended up in a cave and then from that cave I mined down
24:15
and went so deep I ended up in another cave and and by that
24:19
point I really wasn't confident I could even get out of there.
24:22
Did you find anything good? I found something I found some
24:25
decent. So I didn't find any diamonds.
24:27
I found some gold, very very little amount of gold, and I did
24:31
find a pretty decent amount of of iron.
24:35
It's handy. It's very.
24:36
Handy. So there's some iron in my box
24:38
if you want it, but yeah. To our listeners who have joined
24:43
us going to dance box. Yeah.
24:47
There's iron in there. Yeah, so we listeners, anyone
24:52
who's on the Patreon can can request access.
24:56
I need to fix up. We've got a few people in there,
24:58
1 member. On there building houses, yeah,
25:00
I need to hook. Up we've invited a bunch, but I
25:02
I don't know where the invite's going.
25:03
I know we talked about this last week.
25:05
This is we're getting old now. I don't know how this how
25:06
fucking Minecraft work. Just look around.
25:08
It might not be where you think it is.
25:09
Yeah, by the. Time this episode comes out,
25:11
hopefully I've sorted that out. Like I said, I've just, I've
25:14
been a bit busy the last couple of weeks with with something,
25:16
yeah. But I do I do have a little
25:20
update Dan 17,255. All up nice.
25:27
All up nice Matt 63,118 OK, I very nice.
25:36
Sounds quite good. If I didn't, you know what I.
25:37
Thought I was like I think I've got more than 100,000 and then.
25:42
I I. I knew I didn't, but I thought I
25:43
had 50 or 6017 is lower than I even thought.
25:47
Luke. 2. 1,922,100 Three 113 No. It went that high, yeah.
25:57
I actually thought I'll do our Dicks.
25:59
Oh yeah, yeah, Luke, get the ruler.
26:02
I'm only. 80,000 away from Let's count our news Luke.
26:05
I still got 2 at the moment. The drug will work better later
26:15
than in a year, yeah. Yeah, might be too soon then.
26:18
Probably not, though I'll probably still say it.
26:20
So yeah, figured I might just, I'll stop paving the way now.
26:27
So he can get his wheelchair up there.
26:29
Yeah, yes, the least I can do. What are you doing paving the
26:36
way? My house is on the ground.
26:42
Floor. It's pretty.
26:43
It's very accessible. I got a couple.
26:45
Steps. I got one step from the You have
26:49
to pave it for me. Yeah.
26:50
So I have to pave it that way. He's.
26:52
Not a Dalek. See, I don't know whether you're
27:03
making fun of when the Daleks couldn't climb stairs or the
27:07
completely stupid cheesy way they eventually made them could
27:11
go up, that was. Very funny though The the
27:13
episode with it was with what's his name?
27:16
Oh, what is his name? The the the guy from Thor two,
27:21
the first new Doctor. What is the actor's name?
27:24
Yeah, Christopher Eccleston. Christopher Eccleston.
27:29
Yeah, yeah. There's a bit listen to Don't
27:31
know. You know what?
27:31
You probably know what a Dalek is.
27:33
They can't go upstairs, obviously, because they just
27:34
roll around and that. But in Yeah, there's an episode
27:37
of the Christopher Eccleston, the one where he runs up some
27:39
stairs. Daleks.
27:39
Don't have the technology. Also, the people making the film
27:42
didn't have the money to. Get them have.
27:45
To get up the stairs, but there's.
27:46
Yeah, an episode of that where they run up some stairs and he
27:49
goes, oh, we'll be safe up here. And then it very dramatically,
27:51
these fucking jet propelling things come out and fit like
27:55
flies up the stairs. And it's like, Nah, they've.
27:57
Developed the technology to do stairs.
28:00
If it wasn't. Already cheesy enough, they made
28:02
it a million times cheesier. They could.
28:05
Fly through space and do all those stuff but stairs where
28:07
they but the. Thing is, yeah, but but the
28:11
writers knew that. And then they'd never rode it
28:13
into this. So nobody ran up any stairs.
28:15
They were really like because that would have ruined the whole
28:18
illusion. It's very funny.
28:23
All right, we've got some. Game news we want to talk about
28:25
a lot. Of game news.
28:27
Quite a bit of game. News, Yeah.
28:29
What's this I? You know, I haven't watched this
28:32
James Bond trailer yet, but I keep hearing about it.
28:34
I guess I should. It's not.
28:37
I'm going to click it. James Bond as you, you know
28:40
James Bond and and. In fact, I think it's important
28:43
that you know that going in, right?
28:45
Because this is a prequel. Right.
28:49
So he's young. OK.
28:51
Which which threw me when I saw him.
28:54
And I was expecting, I wasn't expecting Daniel Craig per SE,
28:57
but I was expecting a grizzled old man.
28:59
And it was just some teen. And I was like, oh, it's pretty
29:02
cool. I don't know, man, this looks
29:04
pretty fucking good. And I love Hitman, and this is
29:08
from the makers of Hitman, so I Oh yeah.
29:11
I like the idea because it's not a movie time so they don't have
29:14
to make it fit into anything or follow any story.
29:17
It's just a he's a good game. But things in the trailer do
29:21
mean they've paid attention to the books.
29:23
Even the fact that he's got the scar on his cheek is mentioned
29:26
in the books. They mentioned it.
29:30
You probably have the sound off mat, but they talk about his
29:32
parents and the skiing accident, but with a bit more detail than
29:36
I've ever heard anyone officially.
29:38
Yeah, I just skimmed it. But yeah, OK.
29:40
Yeah, it's. Going to be on the Nintendo
29:42
Switch too. It's.
29:44
Also going to be on Xbox so Oh yeah.
29:48
Who played? That there I'm hoping.
29:50
It's one thing I'm hoping and I think from what I've looked at,
29:53
it's got to be a little bit more action than the Hitman games
29:55
because I'm not patient enough for Hitman.
29:58
Oh. Yeah, I I think it'll be the
29:59
mechanics of Hitman, but with jumping and shooting and ducking
30:03
down that shit. Because I love the idea of
30:06
playing Hitman now. Hitman looks amazing, but it's
30:09
all about patience and learning people's routine.
30:13
And yeah, yeah. And the thing about Hitman is?
30:17
If. You, you, you decide to do
30:19
something. OK, I'm going to follow the
30:20
janitor into the fucking closet, steal his costume and get in
30:24
that way. And you'll try over and over,
30:26
but you'll keep getting caught and stuff.
30:27
So you'll keep going back to a save and you'll finally kind of
30:30
do that a bit and you'll be like, I don't think this is the
30:32
best way. And so you'll go back to the
30:34
save save, but you won't go into the closet.
30:36
You'll go and try to get in the other way.
30:38
Like it. It does take a lot of a lot of
30:40
time patience. So yeah, I don't mind a bit of
30:42
stealth, but yeah, I need to be just shooting people in the head
30:45
and that'd be OK. I like.
30:47
The idea that he's probably, if they do the costumes, you know,
30:50
the, the dress UPS from Hitman, that could be very cool for
30:53
James Bond to maybe he'd. Run around in like a big bird
30:56
outfit. Yeah, I did that 100%.
31:00
I put that mascot outfit on. You bet I did.
31:03
I did never unlocked it, it was very.
31:06
Actually, it was a very good way to get in.
31:09
You know, it was a good, it was a good disguise.
31:12
Don't you use that at the F1 track?
31:17
You're a hit man when? You go to that F1.
31:20
Yes, yeah. Got some F1 news?
31:25
We can talk. About that now.
31:27
Sure. Well.
31:28
Hold on before. We get away from, no, we're not
31:29
allowed to bond. There's, there's other James
31:32
Bond news, sort of. And it's not news.
31:36
It's just that Aaron Taylor Johnson this week,
31:38
coincidentally, the person they've been eyeing off for
31:41
Bond, evidently, according to the rumors, has appeared on an
31:46
Omega watch poster, right? And Omega are the sponsor for
31:53
the James Bond films, the official watch.
31:55
And whoever's James Bond is always the official mascot for
31:58
Omega. So right.
32:01
Have they jumped the? Gun and announcing this or I
32:04
mean. Yeah, it possibly or.
32:08
It could. Just be maybe they're still way
32:12
off choosing AI. Do not think he's going to be a
32:15
good bond. I I don't I'll give him a
32:19
chance. He's done enough roles that are
32:21
totally different. I mean, it's not all just kick
32:24
ass and come to conquer or whatever.
32:26
He should never. I'll say I thought he was quite
32:29
bad in Nosferati. Just personally, I thought he
32:33
was the worst part of it, yeah. OK, I would I would agree with
32:36
that, but watch Nocturnal Animals.
32:40
He plays this fucking creep and that is and that's a great
32:43
movie. Jake Gyllenhaal gets harassed by
32:46
him and. He.
32:50
I. Really.
32:50
Like, I mean Tennant, he was good.
32:53
The fucking army dude with the big beard.
32:54
Hardly recognizable because of said big beard.
32:56
Oh. Yeah, you're right.
32:57
That is him. Yeah.
32:58
OK. All right.
32:59
Yeah. All right.
33:02
And you know, yeah, that's. It he's a bit of a chameleon in
33:04
a way, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:05
Yeah, and there's. Probably half a dozen that I've
33:07
not even picked up at him, you know?
33:09
Yeah, good point. It doesn't.
33:10
Look fun to me. I want to fun bond again.
33:14
Maybe you haven't seen his What is it?
33:16
What is that fucking movie with the the not Marvel Marvel movie?
33:23
Not. Marvel Marvel movie it came.
33:25
Out last year what the the the Sony 1.
33:27
No. No, no.
33:29
Oh, oh, oh. Craven the hunter.
33:30
Craven The. Hunter Oh yeah, I've.
33:32
Not seen that is that is that funny?
33:36
What what I'm saying is. You can't do a movie like that
33:39
without a sense of humour. Fair enough, you know.
33:45
No, he was. Funny in Kick Ass that was I.
33:48
Like you guys. Yeah.
33:51
That was a. Long time ago though, it was.
33:53
Maybe he's. Forgotten how to be funny?
33:54
He's the. Same person though, you just
33:57
haven't seen him in anything. It's.
33:59
Not they, really. Have WK but they.
34:01
Swap him out. Yeah, imagine.
34:05
They started crossing over Doctor Who with James Bond, and
34:08
like the end of Connery, he'd go into that.
34:13
Became Roger. Moore.
34:14
That'd be all right. If I was better at AI, I'd make
34:17
that video, James. Bond is regenerating.
34:20
Yeah. Oh, it's.
34:20
Jodie Whitaker. I'll allow it.
34:23
Oh, it's a gay. Black man, you've gone too far.
34:25
Yeah. Have you seen who it is now?
34:29
No, Doctor Bob? Yeah.
34:32
You didn't see? This is it, a gay.
34:34
Black man No, no. No, no, he he had enough.
34:37
He had. Enough already.
34:38
He had enough of getting yelled at by faith, Yeah, for.
34:41
Just being new, he. Only just became the doctor he
34:44
did. No, there's.
34:45
Another one, the Doctor regenerated into Billy Piper.
34:53
I that's. The last thing I expected you to
34:55
say, but now that you've said it, I'm like actually
34:57
interesting. I'm open to that.
34:59
I'm open to that. So those.
35:00
Who don't know Billy Piper played?
35:02
What was her name? Yeah, the doctor's.
35:05
Companion for a very long time, Yeah.
35:06
What was it? What was it?
35:07
Fucking what was it? Character's name?
35:09
It was Eccleston. 'S companion correct just.
35:11
To bring it, yeah. Antennas, yeah.
35:13
Rose, Rose, Rose Tyler. Yes.
35:17
Like that was in there. It was that they get it out of.
35:20
What are they explaining? That sort of belief?
35:23
They've explained anything. It just happened at the end of
35:25
the last season. The last episode, yeah.
35:27
Well, so I. I he only.
35:29
Just became the doctor, how can he already be changing?
35:32
Or do people just hate him that, well, at least a season?
35:34
It's been. One season.
35:35
And he's not the first to only do one season.
35:38
Yeah, yeah, Eccleston famously said this is shit.
35:42
And they were. Like we thought you'd be it for
35:43
a long, long time. But he also said that about
35:46
Marvel. He's like, Marvel is shit.
35:48
I'm not doing it, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he fucking hated
35:50
that too. Yeah, he was fucking.
35:52
Good in 28 days later though. He's a good actor.
35:57
He just. Hates all I.
35:58
Mean he's a. Serious.
35:58
He's a serious actor. I think that's the thing I like.
36:00
Thor too, and I think he was good in it, so I'm, I'm sorry.
36:04
He didn't have a. Good time.
36:05
No, no, but he's just. He's a serious actor, take
36:06
himself seriously and he thinks all this stuff is done then.
36:09
Stop accepting those rules. Yeah, I guess.
36:12
He didn't know like you know. No.
36:15
When they said Marvel's Thor, he probably wasn't Shakespeare.
36:20
No, it was. Directed by Kenneth Branagh.
36:23
So actually maybe. Literally.
36:25
Is Marvel's Shakespeare No? I still call bullshit.
36:27
He likes to check and then when he leaves he likes to bitch
36:30
about it. Maybe Harrison Ford just bitches
36:34
up front during the fucking press.
36:37
Sometimes you just have to slum it.
36:45
I love him. All right, we teased some F1
36:48
news. What is the F1 news?
36:50
Oh yeah, I thought it was interesting that that even the
36:52
tech news sites were talking about this.
36:55
There was a little bit of news last week in that Mad Max is
37:00
back, Max Verstappen, 322 time, three time world champion.
37:06
I've lost track now. Anyway, he's not winning this
37:09
year very as much and he's gone back to his former you don't
37:14
know who's. Going to win until the the race
37:17
is on, yeah. It's probably one of the players
37:20
might. Make it interesting, yeah.
37:22
Yeah, Which one? They're having a good year,
37:24
Yeah. I want Piastre to win because
37:26
he's an Aussie and I think he deserves.
37:28
It because I hated the other Aussie.
37:30
The old one I just love. Ricardo.
37:32
That. Like Ricardo.
37:35
But I don't I. Don't know.
37:36
I don't, no. You've got to go for history.
37:39
He's just like, he's just a flat fucking like it's almost like
37:46
charming and that he's just, he's literally the same, like
37:49
under pressure, there could be fucking cars exploding all
37:51
around him and he's just like, can you check the tires?
37:54
Yeah. Like when?
37:55
He won when he wanted Monaco the other week and he's like, well
38:00
that was good, wasn't it? Yeah.
38:02
Thanks for that. Yeah, he's just like, I love it.
38:06
He's just yeah, flat in. Many.
38:08
Ways the most important race of the season, yeah.
38:11
Yeah, quite an honour, Yeah. Oh, thanks.
38:14
Thanks. Good one.
38:15
Yeah. Good work everyone.
38:17
Yeah, Does he still? Spray the champagne though.
38:20
Oh yeah, excellent. Is he allowed to?
38:22
Drink. Is he old enough to drink?
38:24
Pastry I. Would he's quite?
38:26
I don't know, isn't. He they're not freaking.
38:29
It is spraying it on people. Piastry.
38:35
Oscar Piastry Oscar. Piastry born in 2001.
38:39
Fuck off so. Yeah, he's 24 and Jesus.
38:44
Christ, I hate that. That's still a question.
38:47
I hate that year as a virtue. Shouldn't shouldn't be feasible?
38:51
He. Was born the year I was starting
38:54
my third job. Yeah.
38:56
Jesus. All right.
38:58
But anyway, the news was that, yeah, Max is not winning as much
39:02
and he's getting angry again. He he was used to be well known
39:04
for his temper and he kind of chilled out when he was.
39:08
Winning. Maybe that's.
39:09
Because he was just winning all the time.
39:10
Now he's not winning. And he he he attempted to murder
39:14
another driver, but he was. He was being extremely
39:19
aggressive. Lap.
39:21
After for that too, like when this happened I had already
39:25
started going oh fuck, Max's got the shits gunning for squad,
39:30
yeah. So no, it's a lapse in judgement
39:33
is what this article rightly says.
39:34
He didn't. He didn't try to kill anybody.
39:35
What happened is basically there were a couple of incidents where
39:39
Dan thinks he. Tried to kill someone?
39:41
Well, it. Was only because right after
39:43
directly after they have to do the press junket and and the
39:46
first reporter goes was that intentional?
39:50
And his answer was, does it matter?
39:53
So yeah. So a bunch of.
39:58
Stuff. A couple of things happened.
39:59
Judgement. In that he decided.
40:02
To crash into. Somebody on purpose, yeah.
40:04
Yeah. So a couple of things happened
40:06
where they, they made a bit of contact and then he went off the
40:08
track. And there's like rules about,
40:10
you know, we have to give a position back if you go off the
40:12
track because you're supposed to stay on the on the track and all
40:14
that kind of stuff. And then there was some
40:15
ambiguity about whether he had to give the position back to the
40:18
this other driver, George Russell, and his engineer came
40:21
on and said, give the place back.
40:23
And then he was like, he was like, why?
40:24
Why? I was ahead.
40:25
I was ahead. And then they're like, we think
40:27
it's best to just give the position back because that's the
40:29
rules. And you obviously have the shits
40:32
about it. So he slowed down as if to let
40:35
him go past and then spit up again and went into the side of
40:38
him. And and then even the
40:41
commentators were like, what the fuck you?
40:46
Just give him a little slap. Yeah.
40:49
They literally, they, the commentator was like, I think he
40:52
just did that on purpose. Like, yeah.
40:55
So it's been very contentious because that's quite dangerous.
41:00
That was the second time that exact same thing happened in
41:02
that race though. Who was it that did it earlier
41:04
that and was told to give the position back and he's like no,
41:07
fine me. Oh, I.
41:09
Don't remember, but yeah, they were talking about that too.
41:12
Just the fact that that the fact that sometimes drivers will be
41:15
like I'll take the penalty means it's kind of toothless and it's
41:18
being used as a strategy, which is not what it's supposed to be.
41:21
Like. Like because if you go off the
41:23
track and get an advantage and you can get ahead enough that
41:26
the penalty still means you're ahead, well, that's a problem
41:30
because people are going to do that it.
41:32
Could also be hard like sometimes like did you go off
41:35
like was it your fault or was it?
41:38
I guess, yeah, that's have to be a factor.
41:40
Yeah, if someone, if you get forced off, then you don't have
41:43
to do anything and sometimes. If that's sort of like it's not
41:45
quite clear. So we'll, I'll just keep going
41:48
and we'll, we'll sort it out later if I give back to
41:50
positions. That's all I lose.
41:53
Position if you got. Forced.
41:54
If you got forced off by someone, there's no way you
41:57
could overtake them. Maybe you?
42:00
Could to somebody else, Yeah, if you got.
42:03
Yeah, but you. Yeah, I don't know.
42:06
I don't know what would happen in that case.
42:08
Was it? Earlier in the year, was it
42:10
Saudi Arabia or something, Piastri and Max got to the first
42:13
corner at the same time Piastri was on the inside and Max didn't
42:21
slow down. Do you remember this happened?
42:23
And he, Max did get a penalty for this.
42:24
But what happened was because it was a corner that went like a 90
42:29
and then 90° and then because Piastri was on the inside, Max
42:33
just went straight and cut the whole corner and got way ahead.
42:36
And then they were like, you have to give that back probably.
42:39
And he was like, no, fuck it. And then and he got a big
42:43
advantage from it, got a penalty.
42:45
But he still, because he just completely cut that corner
42:47
because you've got to slow down to do that straight through.
42:52
Can't do that, no. That's not why he was.
42:56
Behind this, this time in Spain? No, no, no.
42:59
No, he wasn't fast. Enough like just just for the
43:01
listeners to be clear. Well, it wasn't the the corners.
43:04
Were against their he got bumped.
43:06
By Leclair was next to him on the straight.
43:08
They kind of bumped a little bit and I think he got flustered and
43:12
then and then there was some. I thought he was already.
43:14
Grumpy when him and Leclerc had their their little to and fro.
43:18
Well, he. Wasn't winning it just?
43:20
Yeah. Oh, and.
43:22
But he's coming back like you know, he last said he came back
43:24
from. They gave him bad tires for hard
43:27
tires. Hard tires were bad on the race.
43:29
And he said this is Red Bull's fuck up.
43:32
He said I'd like to change tires and they said no worries.
43:35
But they didn't tell him. We've only got shit ones and
43:38
then so he hold on. But he would have known what had
43:41
been on before. You only get 3 tires.
43:42
Yeah, but. He's like he's he, so he came,
43:45
he comes in. They he certainly didn't.
43:46
Seem to know because suddenly he does.
43:48
They put the hard. Tires on when he pulls out and
43:49
then, yeah, exactly. He pulls out and he goes, what
43:51
the fuck is this? And they said it's the hard
43:53
tires. And he was like, why did you
43:54
give me the hard tires? And then they said, oh, that's
43:56
all we've got left. And he was like, you fucked me,
43:58
Yeah. He would have stayed on the.
44:00
Worn ones and had a chance of catching.
44:04
The soft tires. In.
44:07
That particular circumstance. Right.
44:12
So anyway. People are talking about the the
44:14
lapse in judgement to a degree that I thought was interesting,
44:17
that it's like kind of crossed over even to the AS Technica has
44:20
an article about it well. I read some technical news this
44:22
week that baffled me but that I love with all my heart, and
44:27
that's that Sega Master System never went out of production.
44:31
In Brazil. Brazil.
44:34
I read this as well and this would just blew my mind.
44:37
Never got. Phased out, it was never not
44:40
because I was like, like, OK, so they really love it in Brazil.
44:43
No, it's not a retro thing because they can't.
44:46
Get anything else? Yeah, it's that that that was
44:49
good enough. They were like, this is great
44:51
and they didn't get any others. So they still they still get it
44:55
and they manufacture their own units now I.
44:57
Kind of want to get one of these.
44:59
I want one too. Yes, I really want one.
45:03
This reminds me of that thing I saw at VCF with the the
45:06
Argentinian computers because they couldn't get American parts
45:12
or English parts because of war things.
45:15
So they just made their own clones of things.
45:17
So they had like the the comma boar 64 kind of thing.
45:20
And it was like, yeah. And they made deals with other
45:24
countries to buy the chips for them and then sell them.
45:26
And then they, yeah, it's really interesting in the.
45:29
Article I think it's some of my wife was just in.
45:31
Argentina, I should have got to go to bucket junk sales.
45:33
Get me some old bucket off market computers, yeah?
45:36
Bomber. Door what I was.
45:38
Reading was I think it's something to do with taxes or
45:41
tariffs or something that just Oh yeah, Brazil cheaper to do.
45:46
But because I've got to get it, it comes in its own unit,
45:49
preloaded with 100 and like 30 games and I just Alex Kidd.
45:55
Classic game, you know, just Alex Kidd.
45:58
Man. Anytime.
45:59
I like Alex Kidd, but I love Alex.
46:01
Kidd that music when? I wasn't meant to be hearing
46:03
that music. It because it meant my cartridge
46:05
hadn't worked. Yeah.
46:07
Yeah. Oh, where is he?
46:10
Oh, there he is. Yeah, yeah, there he.
46:12
Is. Oh look, I must.
46:13
Tell you, I heard somebody the other day refer to Pip Boy as
46:19
Fall Out Boy. Oh, I've heard that.
46:21
Laughed my head off. Yeah, but it wasn't like they
46:24
weren't trying to be funny, No. Just like, oh, you know.
46:27
The Fall Out Boy. And I'm like, oh, that's.
46:29
Not what fall out. Boy is.
46:33
I. Want this?
46:33
Yeah, this Sonic stump. Roughly.
46:36
Game fall out. Roughly.
46:38
Fifty U.S. dollars to get one? Yeah.
46:43
That's a lot for a master system I'm going.
46:45
Online and I'm going to try and buy one after this.
46:48
All right. Like games prebuilt.
46:51
Prebuilt you have a. You have a device that can do
46:55
that, Dan. I know you do.
46:57
I've got many devices that can do this.
47:00
But this just you've only got 1. Device that can't play this, to
47:02
be honest, yeah. I thought he would like it's a a
47:06
mega drive. It's like a Master system.
47:09
No, it's. The Master System.
47:11
I'll say this though, I love the Master system and I think that
47:14
the jump from the previous like generation of of consoles to
47:21
that generation, the 8 bits with the master system and the Nez
47:25
was so huge that we didn't see a jump that big again until maybe
47:30
PlayStation. I still think we saw one with
47:33
the Mega Drive and the SNES as well.
47:36
Graphics. And sounds graphics film
47:38
massively, yeah. And then it.
47:40
Was after that was PlayStation but still yeah you go back and
47:45
look at PlayStation and then Nintendo 64 these days the
47:48
Nintendo 64 looks better it's. Funny, too.
47:52
And it has a lot of better games, too.
47:53
Much better. Yeah.
47:54
Yeah. But at the time, yeah.
47:55
No, you're right. PlayStation be a bigger.
47:57
Difference than there is, yeah, but.
47:59
PlayStation. The funny thing about that
48:01
system, though? When the Master System came out,
48:05
I thought, holy shit, it's arcade games at home.
48:08
These look as good as the arcade.
48:09
But they didn't. But I just.
48:11
My brain did not care. Yeah, when you.
48:13
Play them now. It's like, Oh yeah, OK.
48:16
But then when the when the Mega Drive came out and the Snez.
48:20
It did. Look as good as those 80s arcade
48:23
you know. So any arcade ports from that?
48:25
Just looked like the arcades. Yeah, and now?
48:31
Everyone's just spoiled. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:35
But we're spoiled too, so, you know, yeah.
48:38
And I'm, I'm still saying that I'm it's OK to charge more for
48:43
games. Yeah, I thought when everyone
48:46
got upset with Randy. Mario's not Mario, it's Super.
48:49
Oh, it's the Brothers Super Emmanos.
48:52
Super Emmanos. Yeah, yeah, super.
48:54
Emmanos. Why are they on there?
48:59
Yeah, you. May well ask.
49:01
No, I think it's it's talking about super.
49:05
Google Super Hermanos. Oh, I get it.
49:10
So it's saying that, see, this is an official Sega product
49:13
because Sega allowed it, but they were saying that Nintendo
49:16
never allowed them to like third party manufacture for their own
49:22
territory and so they had to pirate stuff.
49:25
So right. So the Super Mario clone that
49:29
they have in Brazil is called Super Hermanos.
49:33
That's great. Oh, and.
49:36
That's why I didn't. Recognize it At first it's
49:38
because it's not Spanish. It's Portuguese.
49:41
It's just, it's not. I was, I was like, I didn't
49:43
think that's how you spelled that.
49:44
That's how the Portuguese spell it.
49:47
Master System evolution. How do I That's a good?
49:53
One a good case too on it that that evolution.
49:58
Evolution Shopping. I'm just now saying like the old
50:05
master system to God, it brings up marriage.
50:08
I never owned one. I got my cousins and I borrowed
50:10
his and I used to be able to play through Alex the kid in
50:14
like 1 sitting you if you get all no, maybe had you had to
50:18
play paper scissors, rock, Yes, If you get right from the first
50:22
time, it's the same like you know there's you want to do
50:26
next, but the second got it one wrong once it came random after
50:30
that. Do you know what I learned
50:33
today? I learned that the original, you
50:35
know, the, the, the Nez. But it was the Famicon in Yeah,
50:39
yeah. In Japan.
50:41
America. Oh, no, yeah, no.
50:43
Famicon in Japan and also looked different.
50:47
Yeah. Yeah.
50:48
And. Also they had a disk system.
50:50
Well, you could save games, you could save progress.
50:53
Like essentially it was a NEZ with safe states, which they
50:57
just never put the American one. It was like you're fucked, you
51:00
got to play from the yeah. You die three times.
51:03
Like that's it. Oh, you have to.
51:04
Type in a 500 character code. Yeah, if you'd.
51:08
Gotten there before for the second one.
51:09
Yeah, but save states. Imagine.
51:12
And change. Everything I'm just going to
51:14
pick up from where I left off in like in Mario today.
51:18
Like, you know, I. Did not know that the the Sega
51:21
Masters had a a gun. I don't.
51:25
Like that either. Yeah.
51:27
I think I knew that, Yeah, I. Know that's I never knew that
51:30
one of these. 3D glasses that I don't remember seeing.
51:33
Oh, I've. Seen those too.
51:34
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know those.
51:35
I didn't know you. Could get a tape Dr. Extender?
51:38
Yeah. That's before.
51:39
Yeah, I've seen these. Excuse me, Maybe the tape?
51:45
Drive means you can save. Maybe Speaking of games and and
51:52
and upgrades and whatnot, did you see the Witcher 4 tech demo?
51:55
No. Did you guys watch it?
51:57
It looks beautiful, I mean. It looks pretty nice.
52:00
It is a tech. Demo though people are talking
52:02
about how do you see the Witcher 4 footage?
52:04
Well, it's not gameplay footage, but I mean, it isn't.
52:06
It isn't, but it is very impressive.
52:09
It could be, but it's without any compromises that they have
52:11
to make along the way. Yeah, it's.
52:13
It's running on a Apparently it's just running on a on a
52:15
normal PS4, not APS 4 Pro. And.
52:19
I mean, it looks incredible that no, no question, they're talking
52:23
about their fucking nanoic foliage.
52:26
And like the, you know, the leaves are made-up of fucking
52:29
particles. And the trees do look
52:31
incredible, yeah. And we are, what, five years
52:34
away from getting it? Probably at least, Yeah,
52:38
impressive. Everyone's been talking about
52:39
it, but yeah, just the thing I was like, well, it's not, it's
52:42
not necessarily what the game's going to look like, because the
52:44
game's going to have fucking monsters and stuff that will
52:48
take up CPU and things are going to have to.
52:50
Yeah. Yeah.
52:51
So grain of salt I guess is what I'm saying, But no.
52:55
Reason it shouldn't look like that.
52:57
I mean, look, look really good. I mean, like, you know what I
52:59
mean? Like, Oh yeah.
53:00
Look. As good as you feel it's Yeah,
53:03
Yeah, well, it's. Just that that controlled
53:04
environment that's all scripted is different to when the game
53:07
has to have all the game happening.
53:10
But then. Also look at the trailer for
53:11
GTA6, that was all in game and yeah it looks good.
53:16
Too. I.
53:17
Mean this is a lot. I mean, I would argue this looks
53:20
a lot better than that. But maybe that's we're just
53:23
finally getting to that level. Yeah, yeah, it looks great.
53:30
I'm just watching. It now and yeah, I can see like,
53:33
but here's the thing, I'm playing with focus and stuff and
53:36
like. The problem is I always think
53:38
games look good like whenever however they look now is always
53:43
always look except. Until you go back and you go,
53:46
oh, that's a bit shit. Yeah.
53:48
Yeah. When I played fucking Police
53:51
Quest, I was like, I could walk anywhere in this room, in this
53:54
3D space. I think it's just on the switch
53:58
too, again, Breath of the Wild. I think it was very clever of
54:01
them to make that stylistic choice as far as the look of it,
54:04
because it. Still looks.
54:07
Great. Like it and it yeah, like I look
54:09
at it like, oh, that's beautiful.
54:10
And it's not like it doesn't age the same way as they were trying
54:13
to do the. Games that came in realistic.
54:14
Time. Yes, yes, yeah.
54:17
Because what he did that? Smart, 2017.
54:20
Yeah, yeah, smart. I like game news new Resident
54:28
Evil trailer came out and it's it's interesting in that it's
54:32
not clear that it is a Resident Evil game until quite late in
54:36
people when they launched it were like what is this?
54:38
And then now it's quite clear what it is, but I'm.
54:41
In I mean. I.
54:44
Loved 7:00 and 8:00 and they were completely different to
54:47
each other. This looks like it's different
54:48
again. I.
54:50
I could not get into the village, just the village.
54:53
Was great. Really, I couldn't get.
54:55
Out of the village I. Loved it.
54:57
Yeah, well, that's. What the game said.
54:59
Luke, That's why very. Different to the one before,
55:02
yes. To. 7 But then yeah, I loved it.
55:07
Yeah, I loved that. I liked it.
55:08
Too, but I liked it better. The.
55:12
Action's better. No, I like so better because I
55:16
finished it. Actually played that one.
55:18
I didn't. Like that they made you play
55:20
someone else at the end. I hate it when games do that.
55:22
That was very. Strange, yeah.
55:24
Guilty of that a few times. Yeah, that, that.
55:26
That was weird, but I especially.
55:28
Not at the end of the game. The.
55:31
Resident Evil, The village is the most unsettled and actually
55:36
like scared a game has made me in my adult life.
55:40
And you know what I'm talking about, Dan?
55:41
It's a particular sequence that I've literally had to to pause,
55:46
put the controller down and and have a breath because I was like
55:50
fucking hell. See, I just did you get that?
55:53
Far. Luke, do you know what I'm
55:55
talking about? No.
55:56
I honestly, I got to just very start of the game, just in the
56:00
start of the village, and then I think it was just too slow for
56:04
me. I needed to get that little bit
56:05
further to actually start to enjoy the game.
56:09
Yeah, yeah. It's just the one thing that
56:11
happens in it that I literally, I ran my character, I ran to a
56:15
closet, got in the closet in the game, shut the door, paused the
56:18
game, put the controller down and was like, maybe that's it
56:21
for tonight. I don't know.
56:25
I found seven scary too. Being in a house with fucking
56:30
psycho Hicks is my worst nightmare.
56:33
Yeah. Like, and they're chasing not.
56:34
Not just that. I Yeah, that's psycho Bill
56:37
Hicks. Yeah.
56:38
Yeah. I'd love that, actually.
56:42
Yeah. When you're underneath the
56:44
floorboards and they're walking on the top.
56:46
Yeah, that's. No, no I'm not.
56:47
Arguing that yeah, I, I agree, I just, I whatever.
56:50
The village really appealed to me because of that.
56:52
There's a shot in this trailer though, so this is 9 now I guess
56:56
9 isn't it? Yeah, it would be.
57:00
I think they're gonna be away from numbers though.
57:02
Yeah, it's just just called Requiem, resonating Requiem and
57:07
then the. 14 should be down the hallway.
57:09
And the the the there's windows broken and the blinds have blown
57:13
in and it looks head out of the first the first DM.
57:18
Did you see the police station in ruins?
57:22
I didn't either. It's the police.
57:23
Station from Resident Evil 2 in the real Internet shows first it
57:26
shows the outside and then you see the staircase inside with
57:29
the the statue and stuff. I was like, oh, OK, going back
57:33
to Raccoon City. Yes.
57:35
And it looks like potentially you play, I mean, you've played
57:39
a cop before, obviously in quite a few of them.
57:41
But you play like somebody going in to investigate something that
57:46
may not like, you know, you're not sent in by Umbrella to
57:49
invent, you know, like, no, it's the FBI.
57:50
Agent, from the look of it, yeah, that's what it.
57:52
Looks like, it looks. It's like they've played Max
57:54
Payne or like, not Max, Max Payne, Ellen Wayne, We're like,
57:58
can we do this? Yeah.
57:59
But it looks like they're just kind of investigating some
58:02
homicides and they stumble upon the umbrella plot rather than
58:08
going in to Yeah. Stop this and stuff, yeah.
58:12
Yeah, that was cool. Well, when I saw the first light
58:14
trailer, I thought, I'm never going to play any other game.
58:17
This is just going to be the game I'm in from now on.
58:19
I'm just going to be James Bond forever.
58:21
I hope it's just open world that lets me just live my life from
58:24
now on as James Bond. But I'll, I'll, I'll stop
58:27
leaving James Bond for the new resident I'm going to be.
58:30
Playing a Remedy game in a couple of weeks.
58:34
OK. I don't know if I will like it
58:36
though. Firebreak.
58:40
It's a multiplayer game looks like.
58:42
Fucking garbage Luke. I don't know why.
58:46
They're dropping this other than no.
58:48
I really don't just yeah, FEC firebreak and it's just I don't
58:57
know it's stick to single player, please.
59:01
Oh. It's FBC, right?
59:03
Federal. Bureau it is.
59:05
But it's the worst parts of control.
59:07
Like, you know, like it's just that's, that's just not.
59:10
Oh, this looks like Team Fortress or something.
59:13
Yes. Something like that.
59:15
Yeah, it's just I don't know who's asked for this, although
59:21
there are people out there who like multiplayer games, but
59:25
Remedy should not be single player.
59:29
Maybe they just. Wanted to have a go.
59:32
This just looks like a shooter though.
59:33
Like this doesn't look like control.
59:35
Like the anything in control other than learning about the
59:38
mythology of the FPC and all of that was fucking boring.
59:42
The actual game was boring. The combat was boring.
59:47
Yeah, this is. Just a what's going on
59:49
multiplayer there is one good thing.
59:52
I've got rid of all. That stuff you like?
59:55
There's one good thing we don't have to pay to try it, what we
59:58
sort of do. OK, Game pass well, cuz it's OK,
1:00:02
it's a point out machine all right yeah we're.
1:00:05
Talking about remedy. Yeah, so it's kind of the Game
1:00:09
Pass, So yeah, but you're a bit sad about it.
1:00:14
I'm still I'd. Suggest.
1:00:15
I'd say why don't we play it together?
1:00:17
But why would I bother even there's only.
1:00:20
There's only like an hour, hour and a half that we could spend
1:00:22
together and and that's. The podcast, yes.
1:00:26
Yeah. One day, listeners, we may
1:00:27
decide to play a game instead of doing this podcast, and that's
1:00:30
our prerogative because. Yeah, I mean, we're coming to
1:00:33
the end of the main show. Of course, you don't have to
1:00:36
stop here. You can go to
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nitism.com. Normally.
1:01:04
We have geek of the week there, but this week I'm making it main
1:01:07
show. Wait.
1:01:08
What I'll allow? It main.
1:01:10
Show Geek of the Week. I'm.
1:01:14
Assuming it's not Valerie Mahaffery, I don't know.
1:01:17
You can. You can put them in contention.
1:01:21
Have you ever? Watched Seinfeld.
1:01:23
I have seen Seinfeld, do you remember there?
1:01:26
Was an episode where George was dating a woman and then she
1:01:28
ended up in a mental institution.
1:01:30
No. I know it's funny.
1:01:35
And. He left some, he left something
1:01:37
at her with her and he had to go back and and ask.
1:01:40
Yeah, I know. And it was awkward, yeah.
1:01:42
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she died.
1:01:46
Yeah, she died well. She she's only.
1:01:49
That's a shame. What she?
1:01:50
Died of. She's 70. 1.
1:01:55
Really. I guess.
1:01:59
Wow. Earlier than we remember.
1:02:03
Yeah. They were all in their.
1:02:04
OK. That's very sad.
1:02:06
If they were all in their 40s or 30s and 40s.
1:02:08
If they were in their 30s when it started, they'd be in their
1:02:10
40s when it finished. If she was in one of the latest
1:02:12
seasons, she was also 40. Makes sense.
1:02:15
Yeah. And it's been 30 years since
1:02:18
then, so yeah, we're just old, yeah.
1:02:25
Actually, I, I, I read today that I think it's the 6th or 7th
1:02:29
here already, but the 5th of June 1985 was the day that was
1:02:38
Ferris Bueller's Day Off. And that was so.
1:02:41
That was 40 years ago this week. But actually.
1:02:46
Ferris Bueller Sometimes somehow it feels older than 40 years, to
1:02:49
me anyway, because we're just always around.
1:02:51
I don't remember that being. Have you heard the?
1:02:53
Theory that he was living at a Groundhog Day and that's how he
1:02:59
labeled Ferris was. Yes.
1:03:01
Yeah. Right.
1:03:02
That's how he was able to orchestrate all that stuff, all
1:03:04
that. Stuff I know when people getting
1:03:06
home, no one's gonna be the parade and singing the parade
1:03:09
and just do all of that. Just yeah.
1:03:13
That's a good theory, actually, because that's essentially how
1:03:16
Groundhog Day ended up. If they'd only made a movie of
1:03:19
the last day where everything went absolutely perfectly all
1:03:24
the way along. Yeah, that's funny.
1:03:25
But yeah, so we've got Valerie or we have Doctor Watson.
1:03:31
Some of our. Listeners esteemed.
1:03:32
Doctor Watson, Yes. Guess he's getting geeked awake.
1:03:37
Yeah, probably Doctor Watson. I mean, you should explain
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perhaps for the listeners who don't know if you, if you're, if
1:03:42
you want to hold on. Hold on, there's certain things
1:03:44
that could that could Did Doctor Watson crash their car through a
1:03:48
daycare centre while high on coke?
1:03:50
She would. Have liked to, but she never got
1:03:52
the chance. Oh well.
1:03:55
I. Think she should get?
1:03:57
It Doctor Watson Who? Who?
1:03:58
Who is Doctor Watson, Dr. Watson explained.
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My beautiful ginger cat. Yes, she was 8.
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Years old and she got some clots in her heart so we had to put
1:04:06
her down this snake. We didn't want that.
1:04:08
I'm really sorry. Yeah, about that.
1:04:09
Yeah, it. Sucks, but that's why she's
1:04:12
geeky the week. Yeah, it does.
1:04:15
Suck. I feel she must have made a
1:04:18
cameo on this. She has.
1:04:20
Oh yeah. Hold on.
1:04:21
Oh yeah. She's made many a cameo.
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Yeah, Yeah. So.
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Listeners or viewers? Listeners probably won't.
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Now listen, she's said a few voices, which is just gonna see.
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This I'm just gonna see the thumbnail.
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I've also. She's also scratched you and
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then you've got ah ah. What are you doing?
1:04:38
That so that's that's you can hear that.
1:04:41
The listeners. Could hear that.
1:04:42
Yeah, it's I'm. Gonna get a tattoo on my wrist
1:04:45
where she last scratched me. You're gonna get her paw there.
1:04:47
Oh, that's nice. So.
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You're here to hear first, folks.
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Scratching Luke does not disqualify you.
1:04:53
Yeah. You can abuse like all you want.
1:04:56
Yep, there's not disqualify you. She's basically on the.
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Dick OK. I don't think Annie will do
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that. Annie's my tattooist.
1:05:09
You never. Know this is the one thing Annie
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would. Scratch you on the Dick you get
1:05:12
for you. I guarantee you that if you get
1:05:17
your Dick out next time Annie's around, the fucking best you get
1:05:20
a better hope for is her to just scratch it.
1:05:26
You got off light. If that's all she does, mate,
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