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DISPATCH - Full Game (Episode 5) No Commentary Gameplay · No Commentary Gaming

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That's everybody all clear back a man.
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It's not worth it. Damage is done.
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All I want is a conversation. No need to.
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Do any more than that. You'll need some help.
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You're not supposed to live without a spot, idiot.
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So weak. So, so weak.
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Now I'm getting a safety lecture from a walking fireball.
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It's a reality, Jack. Normies need babysitters so you
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don't hurt yourself thinking you're a hero.
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Ma'am, I am so fucking strong. Thank you for being my
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babysitter, I will be more careful next time.
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Fuck off. Wait, that was genuine.
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No more hero stuff without supervision.
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You can't get injured because we need you behind that desk to
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help the real heroes. Actually, Speaking of injuries,
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remind me who burned off your eyebrows again?
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I assume it happens all the time given your you know your fire
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shit so. I got into a fight with an
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actual real, actual hero and I assure you he's regretting his
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decision to tangle with me. I imagine he's regretting a lot
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of his decisions. That's fucking right, and you
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it's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore and
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pretending you still do is bombing people the fuck out.
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Now get your flat ass off my bench.
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Yo you ever noticed the Torrance vibe is lying rancid?
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Between the dead fish in the harbor and the giant refinery,
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you can't tell who's to blame. Dang, that's some nasty shit
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man. I love the smell of the
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refinery. I hate the smell of gasoline.
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I love. The smell of gasoline.
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All right, everybody, respectfully shut the fuck up.
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Who pissed in your cereal? No, that's some nasty shit.
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Let's do this. Torrance Middle School needs
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judges for our annual talent show.
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Do it for the kids. Hey, girl.
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I'm going to. Give you a nickname?
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What about? Caliente.
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Fine morning. Yeah, I'll take that.
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I'll clear my schedule. Vanderstank is really disrupting
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the emergency industry. Yo this Vanderstank guy is a
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fucking clown. He's a business genius.
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Everything he does is brilliant. Normally I would defend you, but
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all of his projects kind of suck.
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Top ten anime betrayals. Just at minutes on arm, you're
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obsessed with a loser. Isn't this like the third time
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one of his projects is falling apart?
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We're busier because of him. He's a job creator, Jesus.
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Man. Ready.
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Set fire. We have a crisis.
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The parents started fighting over the results, and then the
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kids joined in too. Grade A Parenting.
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Oh hell yes. Time to go.
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SDN's tolerable and inclusive workplace make you a great
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sponsor for our Aliens Among Us exhibit.
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This looks like a job for phenomenon.
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Who is me? Sounds good.
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What time is? It training time.
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It's it's training time if if anyone's.
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Up for. It I remember my first talent
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show, I got second place, got my ass.
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Beat by Lizzie. Galupo. 2nd place Impossible.
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The show must have been rigged. I got her back though.
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I shot a laser beam and burn all that hair off.
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So I guess you're the real winner then.
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Sure am inspired. My first single too.
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Girl, your hair's on fire. Sounds like a real bop.
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Never say BOP again. I dear Drizzy, yes.
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That dear Drizzy. Need help dealing with a
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stalker? The baddest
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feeling fresh. Oh sure,
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Torrance Middle School is hosting an anti bullying seminar
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and it would mean a lot if a hero could come talk to the
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students and their parents. Quick heads up, Sona is in a
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mood this morning. Why he missed a rabies shot or
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something? Power was out at my place,
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couldn't even check up on my investments.
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Oh no, the numbers that go up and down every day.
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You'll be fine. I pray you never know what it's
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like to lose something. Get the backups too.
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And the backups too. Shit, he's using protection.
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Fucker. Get it together.
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All right, I'm in and files deleted.
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And the backups. Yes Jesus I deleted it all from
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the cloud and shit. Hit a glyph sign once it.
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Didn't work? Hey, we're getting flooded with
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calls about sewage. In a couple neighborhoods, what
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should we hit first? I take the kids to the beach and
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what do I have to deal with, huh?
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Shit, there's poop all over the beach.
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The sewage is spilling out into the fucking water.
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I got it you. Know it feels like phenomenon is
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probably the most believable on Z team now.
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I am often bullied for my exquisite hair and beautiful
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masculine frame. That doesn't sound like
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bullying. On my home planet, my form is
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reviled. Every compliment is a reminder
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that I am disgusting. Oh come on, you look great.
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Robert is bullying me, please ask him to stop.
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That like that could have gone a lot worse.
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I guess these folks have had a hard
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enough time as it is. Hope this makes it a little
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easier. Half man, half bat, all freak.
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I am in need of a very specific type of hero for my upcoming
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project. All right, I'm on it.
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Mysterious fire is broken out at the refinery.
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We got it under control, but we can't investigate the cause with
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all these dangerous fumes. Flambe.
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I would never blow up a refinery.
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OK, they smell like shit. Someone's pushing on my boys
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explosion territory. Yeah, be glad to.
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Got you later mate. It's Showtime.
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All right, teamwork slows me down, dude.
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Oh man, Warden always is. He went on a date, is that true?
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You jealous or something? Look, if you wanted to grab
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dinner, all you had to do is ask.
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Yeah, you're not my type. That's the nicest thing you've
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ever said to me. That was surprisingly
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entertaining. Maybe he's got an iron stomach.
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Do we know anybody like that? Super digestion.
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The glut Nana but I don't know like I weighed like 1000 lbs.
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Hey Robert, did you recently lose like £700?
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First off, you're either shit at math or you think I'm like 300
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lbs. I am not.
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I go to the gym and I work hard. Secondly, what are you talking
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about? There's a pool going around on
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which superhero you used to be. Person who guesses right wins
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936 dollars. That's a real specific number.
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And that specific number could be house.
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Just one hint. And you're my friends, right?
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Make your friends some money. I'm double jointed.
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What's your other superpower? Flipping your eyelids inside
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out. I wish love to be able to do
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that. Oh.
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Come on, don't be like that. Sorry, you're just going to have
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to earn your $936 in some other way.
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What? What could that be?
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I'll let you know if I work it out.
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Did it? I'm explaining this joke.
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What the fuck? Reflexes.
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Hey, B, No. Which heroes do we know that
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called too much and have quick reflexes?
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Clean this shit up. Hey, losing all that weight
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don't make you better than us. Yeah, chill out, Dad.
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I never had a dad. I know.
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Fuck, that's supposed to mean? You told me one time you didn't
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have a dad. Heard the teen scuffling with
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the red ring. They run half the crime in the
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county. We are bound to bother them at
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some point. Watch yourself, you poke the
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hive, you're going to have to fuck the queen.
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That's not how bees work. You know what I mean?
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I don't actually. No one's trying to fuck Shroud,
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but if we kill the queen we rot the hive.
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You would do that kills Shroud because you might get the chance
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and you don't want to go in there having to think about it.
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You got to know. Shroud killed him.
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Chase. There's only one thing I can.
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Do you know that's not true? I'm not sure your dad would want
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it that way. You're not sure?
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Should we ask him? Point taken.
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Mecha man's coming back to life 1 patch at a time.
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One patch at a time. I mean, Roy's doing most of the
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work though, right? So much he's probably going to
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redo all this shit. Evening folks.
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Welcome back. We got a few guesses at your
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identity. Leading one right now is blue
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balls man. Let me guess, his power is not
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being able to nut? His balls are literally blue
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dude, get your head out of the gutter.
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Great. It's going to be a long shift.
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Mr. Cat is out. There all alone.
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So scared so. Hungry.
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Please find my baby. Mr. Cat?
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That's seriously his name? Hey look, not everyone's a
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fucking creative. Here Kitty Kitty, what the fuck?
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Did we just lose power? Sure did, Citywide.
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Hang tight. We're booting up the backup
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generator. There we go.
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Hey, Robert. Just brace yourself.
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Oh shit. Oh.
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Y'all can't see I'm a human night light?
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I don't got those problems. Yeah, it's just a little dark.
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What's the fucking big deal? You've never closed your eyes
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before. Yeah, same shit.
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I mean, I can see in the docs that this is pretty standard for
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me. All right, fuck you guys.
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The whole city's out, guys, This is an all hands on deck
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situation. OK?
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I'm going to get a grid back up and running.
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Be ready, because shit's going to be insane the minute the
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lights turn back on. Some real action, thank fuck.
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Music. Plus contact with the tower and
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it's pitch black out here. None.
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I cannot. They cannot fly, and yet they
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attempt to anyway. Flying fucking slaps.
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Can you blame them for trying? But their feeble.
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Bodies were meant for gentler activities such as walking and
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lying down. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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Where's the passion, the danger? I suppose their futile efforts
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to become more than they are is admirable.
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Please stay ready. The tower's back on, but the
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refinery is still in a shit state.
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Can you lend a hand? Preferably a strong one.
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I have the. Right choice.
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Do me fucking. Rocks.
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Oh yeah, tell them I'm a shooting star, that'll be.
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Hilarious. Hello.
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My baby. Brother ate my mommy and daddy.
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Blessed to be busy. Guess.
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What? I can see in the dark anyway, so
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this is like. Perfect for me.
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I'm on a roll. We're Thrones on me tonight, God
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damn it. The red ring stealing shipments
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right off the train. We're not equipped to stop them.
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Red ring fuck them up for me, yeah.
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I can do that. I'm Horns.
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Yeah, that's going to leave a mock.
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Good. Just a little longer.
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You win some, you lose some sometimes you lose some more
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than you win some. Rough night.
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Everybody should step back. Vandals are.
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Defacing the Torrance Library mural, Hurry and.
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Catch them. Before there are beans
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everywhere. What's a good line to text a guy
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in a blackout? I'm looting the Ralphs.
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You want anything? Oh, you always did look hotter
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in the dark. Call them, you're a genius.
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We've got a situation that Ben laughs.
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They told me to call us. Yeah, I'm just an intern.
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Hi, it's me again. You're not going to believe
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this, but now there's some scary dudes with scary weapons
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quitting after this. Man, I, I care girls.
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I'll take care of it. Oh, what's it going to be this
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time? How tall are you anyways?
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I don't know, depends on a dirt, depends on a day baby.
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Ah, you lucky. Bastard.
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Cool. Anything can happen in a
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blackout. Mostly like bad shit though.
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Anybody get a light? I'm heading downtown.
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So. You can use some help, feel free
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to send someone. Do I even need to say it?
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Fuck these guys up. Come on, this should be a layup
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for you guys. Smile.
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This is fun. Oh fuck off.
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Nearly there. We've got several lootings in
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progress and our. Guys are getting overwhelmed
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looting that's so basic. Bitches out here wearing ski
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masks. Robin Banks, Where's the
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originality? Ah.
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Shut up. It's like the go to blackout
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activity. And besides burning all those
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shitty candles your aunties gave you.
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We needed another backup dancer so.
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OK so This is why my stock portfolio got fucked up.
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Can I at least eat the guys responsible?
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Let's get through this shit first, then we'll talk.
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My daughter was at the beach with her friends and and I
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haven't. Heard from her.
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I'm. I'm really worried.
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Right. For you, I'll make time.
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You know who the fuck is Mr. Whiskey anyway?
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Oh bro, I've got theories. Given my track record, this
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success is unsurprising. Dude, worse than what you can
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hear. I can't feel my foot Free
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knuckle kisses. You don't need to see shit to
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punch shit. Yeah, fuck this shit.
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Time to freak some fuckers out. Those menaces are at against
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their Ebites and fireworks. Nice choice.
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Damn, I think this shift gave me carpal tunnel.
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What? I guessed years of cranking it
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would get you there first. Probably a combo type deal.
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Damn good work. And I'm a state winning too.
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Look at you, I'm in the corporate ladder.
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All. Right, good week everybody.
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See you all on Monday. I mean the sardines of villain
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bar. Not sure I'd fit in just.
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Go dress like that everyone think you're a pervert.
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Yeah. I can hear your heartbeat.
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Sound like a fault on a car seat?
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And I could read your mind. You want to fall in love and eat
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pizza all the time? Why are you out here?
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You bamboo what? Do you want a drink?
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Sure. You want 2.
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Sure. Hey creep.
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Creep. I don't know you.
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And I don't like not knowing people well.
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You won't like knowing him. He's the biggest part of West of
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the LA River and he's with us. She's joking.
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I'm. Not my business, but if you do,
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come jerking off in. The bathroom you.
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Make it my business. That's I don't want to be in
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that business. remember, don't say nothing at
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all. I look good, feel better.
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I got to ask. Just for the record.
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I. Look good.
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But you want to fuck. Me, if you could, I look, I look
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bad. I'll be the.
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Best. Buy me a drink.
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Is this for all the strings you had to pull to get me in here?
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You got me Sour Patch kids on our first date.
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I figure whiskey makes sense for the second.
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Third date you can buy me dinner.
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Nothing too felling though. Just in case.
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Yeah, that was fun. I hadn't been to the movies in a
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while. I had a good time.
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You had a good time eating popcorn too loud while I sat
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silently next to you. The silence was the best part.
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You might like me loud sometime. Was that about sex?
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Catch on quick, I'll grab us a table.
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Two fancy whiskeys please. Make it 3. 4 Make it fight.
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Five fancy whiskeys, No 9 shitty whiskies.
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We should have waited him earlier.
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What do you thought he was a fucking knock?
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He. Never said that, he said he
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reminded me of my ex and he's got buzzkill ass energy.
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I am a narc. He messed up.
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Nope, the. Narc wouldn't say that.
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Unless he said that because he knew you would say a narc
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wouldn't say that. Oh, some like Uno reversal.
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Cheers. Excuse me?
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I'm thankful that our breakup has given me time to learn
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about. Myself.
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But unfortunately, what I've learned is that I hate me.
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Look, be honest, am I going to make a fool of myself if I sing
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Whitney Houston? Are you Whitney Houston?
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No then. Yeah, you will.
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Ah, he's alright. Drink for you.
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Wait, it's kind of hard for me, but look, I I know it was
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probably by the books bottom line kind of decision, but
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thanks. You can't have that.
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Outside, they're fine. Everyone thinks I'm gonna.
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They can still smell the hero on you.
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You're the enemy. I bought them drinks, what else
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do they want? You can buy them drinks, you can
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make sure they don't get fired. You can line them up and blow
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them one by one, but they're still going to think you might
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be the hero that fucked up their life.
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People don't think about much when I blow them, but I hear
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what you're saying. I'd argue they fucked up their
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own lies being criminals. See, that's snark shit.
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Just tell them who you are. What are the?
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Odds that you've busted any of them anyway.
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down and I won't have to hurt you.
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Lost to working in a deli or something?
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And there was this incident in crypto where he was fucking with
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me and I kind. Of stole his eyebrows.
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They burned off, which somehow makes less sense, you just said.
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So you can see why I'm worried about getting incinerated.
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We all pay for who we used to be.
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The sooner you get it over with, the sooner we get a fresh start.
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You heard me when I said right. Who let a loser ass bitch I'm a
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hero into our super villain bar? Why is everyone do I look like a
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bitch? Don't answer that.
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Fuck. Is he babe?
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He's got big guy. Some parts of him are big all.
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Right from now on, team drinks are exclusively at Chili's are.
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You lost or something bitch, when you're trying to get fucked
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up. A lot of bars around here, Boo.
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Why'd you? Pick this.
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One, you've got a dead Wiz, homie.
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Hey look, I was just like no one's.
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Talking to you fucking. See, they finally gave you some
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arms that can reach your Dick. There's some people that want to
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talk to you. There's a bitch.
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Yeah, try this. Thanks.
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I am happy to provide these inauthentic Mexican calories for
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the team to recharge after battle.
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I ordered three triple crunch tacos.
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temporarily flying his knee. Don't.
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You mean temporarily? He's goodbye forever.
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No, I didn't order that. I ordered three tacos. 3 truffle
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crunched tacos. Yeah, you've muttered it 50
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times. Just eat that.
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It's the same shit anyway. Literally everything at this
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place is just a remix of the same five ingredients.
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Hot sauce. You drunk or concussed?
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I'd go with bow or do some friendly fire.
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Sorry, boy. You wash your hands after
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touching on them. Filthy nutsack.
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Tarty seems salty. Oh there she is.
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Thanks babes. Sauce it up for me and
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everything. Think you're looking for these?
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Both arms Y'all are fucked up. Weird thing is how easy it was.
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This churro isn't as soft as his noodle arms.
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Maybe give us a heads up next time you want to start a fight.
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I want another drink. You're heroes now.
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Heroes don't start fights, you finish them.
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Well, not many finished fights against the Red ring, yeah.
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How do you have beef with them, Mr. Dispatcher?
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Yeah, we know this Robert guy is a front.
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Who are you really? You're right.
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He's a front. This guy, Robert, is a mask.
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He's not real. He's the guy who sits behind his
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desk riding his time, dreaming of the day he gets back in the
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fight. I haven't told you who I was
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because I'm kind of starting to like you all, and I'm not sure
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you're going to like the real me.
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But the difference between this team getting by and this team
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being great is trust. So you should get to know the
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real me. I'm Mecca, man.
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No fucking way. Can't be, could be.
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That's like a real superhero. It is you, you little shit.
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Fuck you. Fuck all of you fucking fuckers.
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What a fucking loser. Thanks, you saved my life.
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Yo, thanks for the drink. So I expected to be burnt to a
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crisp by now and I didn't plan any of this next part.
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Anybody else got something to say?
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My name's Courtney. Nice to meet you, Courtney.
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Whoever was the name given to me on my planet when I first
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arrived on Earth, the ladies at the Nordstrom Rack I worked at
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called me dumpy due to my large posterior.
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You may call me either. My name's Victor because I'm a
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fucking winner. I'm Alice.
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Bruno. Lavala, my last name's Gibb.
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My name's column. So what now?
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Orgy time. Right, make a fuego sauce and
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ass play. Sounds like a great combo.
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Good point. Anybody had another packet of
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that stuff? change.
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I start to tell you. But you look at me like maybe
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I'm an Angel underneath in the same time.
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Sweet, like sweet and sour. Soft.
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Yesterday I cried. This is the lady in the song of
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me. You must have been the lead To
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see the softer side. So, so soft.
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I back up. Sing for me.
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I can understand how you could be so confused.
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I don't envy you. I'm a little bit of everything.