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53: Twerking at Australian Military Ceremony | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 4: I don't know who they are, don't know how they
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  Speaker 4: got my number spelled, my name correct on the mask.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like what the hell you know before we start.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like unplanned FaceTime. Man, don't FaceTime me. I
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  Speaker 2: only really want to FaceTime so I can see your baby,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like I want to see
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  Speaker 2: my niece and nephew. It but like just it feels
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  Speaker 2: like somebody's coming to your house now. It was, yeah, like,
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  Speaker 2: why are you facetiming me.
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  Speaker 5: Face that you don't even know?
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  Speaker 6: They'll call you from Facebook and Instagram like, I don't
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  Speaker 6: know you do not I've had it, been in the
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  Speaker 6: bed with a dude and a random three in the
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  Speaker 6: morning facetiming me. I'm like, yo, answer, I don't know
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  Speaker 6: this person, but it looks suspect as hell.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. So I'm like, now I
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  Speaker 5: gotta answer and be like, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's it's I faced one time and I felt
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  Speaker 4: very like violation.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't think he was gonna answer either.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, this is why do you need to
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  Speaker 1: see my face?
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you need to see me right now?
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  Speaker 2: I do I have The only time I've ever hit
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  Speaker 2: someone on Instagram on the video think is by mistake.
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  Speaker 2: I've never done it on I don't know why Instagram
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  Speaker 2: even has that.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't have an iPhone, so I actually FaceTime from Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: So and don't you say nothing with your new little
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  Speaker 6: chord coming in?
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  Speaker 2: People were like, well, actually it's because the europe I
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  Speaker 2: know why they did it.
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  Speaker 1: That's not the point. I'm actually glad that they did it.
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  Speaker 1: The point is Apple is always just taking stuff off
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  Speaker 1: to make you buy it. Yea.
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  Speaker 2: So now the USB it's a USB. It's the USB
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  Speaker 2: c cord is going to power your iPhone.
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  Speaker 5: Which I hate because I love telling iPhone people.
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  Speaker 2: Charger the cord you use now won't work, so that
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  Speaker 2: the cord that goes into your laptop will also be
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  Speaker 2: able to power your phone, which apparently and.
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  Speaker 1: On a new phone, on the new phone.
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  Speaker 2: But like, I have so many iPhone cords, Like that's
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  Speaker 2: what I'm annoyed with because I got them in my
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  Speaker 2: backpack for travel, I got them all in my car.
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  Speaker 2: Having to go and replace those.
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  Speaker 1: Is really annoying. Yeah, I like being able to have
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  Speaker 1: to have phones in here.
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  Speaker 3: Apple, because they can't what your niggas gonn do.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how they do. And then this is what
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  Speaker 1: I don't like.
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  Speaker 2: Since we going in, we actually took the charger block
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  Speaker 2: out to save the environment because we can niggas. Shut up,
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  Speaker 2: you're lying, well, we have reduced carbon footpri you don't
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  Speaker 2: want to make them, so you just like y'all should
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  Speaker 2: have a block by. Now that's your whole mar You
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  Speaker 2: ain't got no block by now, bro giving you one.
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  Speaker 2: They used to come with headphones.
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  Speaker 5: No all phones.
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  Speaker 6: They stop coming with headphones. And now the new sounds.
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  Speaker 6: You can't even you don't get a charger.
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  Speaker 5: Now you have to buy your own charger helfe Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they stop coming.
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  Speaker 1: They just give you the phone. Yeah on the phone.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't get what is your first phone? You
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  Speaker 6: gotta charger? Yeah, you got ar You're not used to
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  Speaker 6: come with a box and everything.
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  Speaker 5: That phone on your ship phone, your phone.
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  Speaker 6: Of the phone that usually hold it just in a
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  Speaker 6: loose box with no live phone in the bag, take
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  Speaker 6: it out anything.
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  Speaker 1: There's not much we can do. Nothing like what you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? Go Android? They don't even give you a charger.
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  Speaker 2: I used to talk a lot of tracks about Android
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  Speaker 2: to I saw the numbers on how many Android people
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  Speaker 2: have the app, and I was like, I'm gonna be quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but why don't And I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you know this a mirror because you be knowing stuff,
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  Speaker 2: or people watch it. Why apps always come out on
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  Speaker 2: iPhone first?
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  Speaker 8: It's easier to develop for Why though, is it because
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  Speaker 8: Apple makes it so that when you develop an app
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  Speaker 8: for an iPhone, it works on every iPhone that supports
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  Speaker 8: that operating system. Whereas Android is like a PC. You
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  Speaker 8: know how many PCs there are? They're just Android is
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  Speaker 8: an open source platform, so anybody can basically make an
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  Speaker 8: Android phone.
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  Speaker 1: So your app you have to be more developed to
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  Speaker 1: be on Android.
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  Speaker 8: You have to focus in on a specific phone, and
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  Speaker 8: then if you focus on that phone, well then it
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  Speaker 8: runs great on that phone, but it won't worn great
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  Speaker 8: on the other phone that other people may have, which
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  Speaker 8: is like the new folds, Like Samsung makes the Galaxy
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  Speaker 8: fold phones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, those are cool.
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  Speaker 8: But the apps suck on them because they're not optimized
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  Speaker 8: for a folding phone. When you open it up, it's
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  Speaker 8: a bigger screen. They're not made for.
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  Speaker 1: That, got it.
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  Speaker 8: So it's like it's just not optimized. So they're apsolutely
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  Speaker 8: free a minute. They'll come to Apple first because people
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  Speaker 8: on iPhone will pay.
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  Speaker 1: They will.
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  Speaker 8: They spend like three four times more than people doing androids.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're doing better in life.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's just that they because they have been tricked
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  Speaker 6: to think that.
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  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, we have the best pictures. All your screens are now.
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  Speaker 1: No it's not.
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  Speaker 6: But you guys just stop having rough thumbs. Every iPhone
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  Speaker 6: I know screen cracked. You guys now have our screens.
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  Speaker 6: That's why your screens don't crack no more. You have
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  Speaker 6: Android screens, so we actually go ahead, we'd.
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  Speaker 1: Be saying the same stuff.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, y'all do y'all Instagram stories, though they'd be in
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  Speaker 9: the past, like way way back in the past. I
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  Speaker 9: like the clearer vision though, I really I know shade
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  Speaker 9: against Android people, but I just don't understand why the
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  Speaker 9: stories look like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's the app.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like they need to do something because knowing
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  Speaker 5: stuff who.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff operator?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like so when quite a physical about how
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  Speaker 2: that worked?
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  Speaker 7: No Google, no nothing, they just back there no time.
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  Speaker 1: You don't.
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  Speaker 8: This week has been hell for me because this room
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  Speaker 8: and everything's just been ridiculous, Like this is just troubleshooting
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  Speaker 8: all week, Like yesterday it was just chaos. You have
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  Speaker 8: to use Kev's phone tethered to the computer to do
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  Speaker 8: a streaming.
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  Speaker 2: Plugged the phone directly in. You can plug the USB
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  Speaker 2: into your phone and use the hotspot tethered. Dang, I
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  Speaker 2: need to use it as a hotspot. I know you could,
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  Speaker 2: Like if that ain't working, you can plug it in.
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  Speaker 5: What I'm gonna call you who wants to be a millionaire? Stage?
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  Speaker 1: Know what equal MC square? What to see is your story?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? ABC apologizes over video of twerking dancers at Navy
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  Speaker 2: ship launch. This actually happened in Australia. We're just talking
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  Speaker 2: about this. They were launching a new baby ship in
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  Speaker 2: Australia and they got some dancers. And now I'll say
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  Speaker 2: I'll show you guys, but twking is little.
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  Speaker 5: Well, what kind of.
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  Speaker 6: Talking, because you have to understand torquin actually is cultural
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  Speaker 6: and we have just sexualized it more over here.
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  Speaker 5: But they all look white they.
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  Speaker 1: Are, and I don't think that's really twirky.
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  Speaker 7: Like with it just.
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  Speaker 6: Like a Barbie movie dancer team because what, oh my
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  Speaker 6: goshally relevant.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how well y'all can see this, but
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  Speaker 2: calling it twerking is a little bit of a.
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  Speaker 6: Straight That is the Jamaican rndera.
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  Speaker 1: That's the twking they talked about. That's not really twirky.
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  Speaker 5: This is they should have did a cultural.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a whole bunch of bison.
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  Speaker 2: Who is a little white girl on the street fighter
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  Speaker 2: with the red beree.
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  Speaker 7: They're apologizing for the level of for having for what
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  Speaker 7: they did.
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  Speaker 6: They need to be apologized for pissing off the sailors.
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  Speaker 2: If you something once I saw it wasn't black girls.
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  Speaker 2: I was like we'll just see if it's working. Cammie
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  Speaker 2: that was her name. That's what they looked like, the
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  Speaker 2: whole bunch of Cammis. But they got in trouble because
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  Speaker 2: they were like you you're the Australian Navy. You can't
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  Speaker 2: be having this promiscuous dancing. And the Navy apologized. The
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  Speaker 2: Navy apologized, and ABC apologized for covering the event.
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  Speaker 5: Just for covering the event.
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  Speaker 1: That's covering because they said, we we can what they believe.
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  Speaker 3: Young ladies.
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  Speaker 5: It first, it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's ABC booked them though one on one on
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  Speaker 2: one Doll Squadron.
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  Speaker 1: Is the name of the dance group.
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  Speaker 2: And the Navy said, we're very disappointed at ABC's deceptive
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  Speaker 2: editing of their video piece, which cut to the guests
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  Speaker 2: and dignitaries who are not in attendance.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is something else.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently they show the Turk and they cut to the camera,
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  Speaker 2: but the people wasn't right there, so that made it
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: seem like they was watching the.
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  Speaker 6: Navy like very strict want and they do and that's
• 9:16
  Speaker 6: a fact. But okay, is go to different places.
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  Speaker 10: But that's what I'm saying, Like, why I don't know
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  Speaker 10: Themarine no.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not mad at it.
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  Speaker 10: I'm saying, why are they so outraged at the dancers as.
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  Speaker 3: If like it's a I.
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  Speaker 2: Think people like to pretend that stuff ain't what stuff is,
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: and then when you see something, you be like, oh
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 9:43
  Speaker 5: And they've been Yeah, they've been wild.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 9:46
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna just tell you guys a story and I'm
• 9:48
  Speaker 6: gonna send you guys. I'll post at the news clip
• 9:50
  Speaker 6: because I searched for it for years. So back in
• 9:52
  Speaker 6: the day when women wasn't in the military, my grandmother
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  Speaker 6: and her friends snuck on the naval ship in Bremerton
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  Speaker 6: and they was trying to kick it.
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  Speaker 1: And they.
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: But they end up the FBI got called and everything.
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  Speaker 6: So my grandmother's on the front of the newspaper being
• 10:10
  Speaker 6: escorted by the FBI and everything off the naval ship
• 10:12
  Speaker 6: because they went up there to turn up with the Yes,
• 10:15
  Speaker 6: I got the finally after years found the newspaper article
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  Speaker 6: and so I have it at my house.
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: But yeah, it's wild.
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  Speaker 3: On the navy boat she had it.
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  Speaker 6: So what I'm like, Oh, that's where I get it
• 10:30
  Speaker 6: in the broiler room.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 10:41
  Speaker 6: And the article says were just trying to get to
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: California to lay on the beach and ain't but from Washington, California,
• 10:52
  Speaker 6: and they had a couple of My grandmother said they
• 10:54
  Speaker 6: were banging. I don't know what she's gonna get mad about,
• 10:56
  Speaker 6: but they were banging on the boiler room, going open
• 10:58
  Speaker 6: up this work.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get another car.
• 11:02
  Speaker 11: Okay, this isis grandmother'll.
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  Speaker 3: Next week record.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna post the article on my Instagram today so
• 11:12
  Speaker 6: you can see it.
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  Speaker 5: And it's crazy because the FBI. The women have skirts
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: down to their ankle and a little it's it's so funny.
• 11:18
  Speaker 5: But yeah, so I was like, my I see where
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: I get everything from?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, to find me a little navy boilers, little ship.
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: Research.
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  Speaker 2: I'm homework and I listen this is I like to
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: promote the Patreon and let people know what they're missing
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: out on. But if you don't watch this episode all day,
• 11:42
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• 11:43
  Speaker 1: All the jokes.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Because this group, the jokes build from the day. But
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: you watch this episode three weeks from now, you're.
• 11:52
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• 11:53
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  Speaker 2: busy evening.
• 12:17
  Speaker 7: My calendar is you San Diego there?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah there, Yeah, that was the I met a lot
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  Speaker 2: of Navy people.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Most people, I know, it's funny.
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  Speaker 10: Somebody, Oh yeah, it's funny because a lot of times
• 12:36
  Speaker 10: people are like, man, you know, anybody in the military
• 12:38
  Speaker 10: is patriotic, and I'm like, no.
• 12:41
  Speaker 6: Chargers, and so they want to get that check to
• 12:44
  Speaker 6: get them a charger, okay, and now they gonna make
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  Speaker 6: its more so now you just stopped serving the country
• 12:50
  Speaker 6: and you got to get a rab.
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  Speaker 2: For so many more people who are in the military,
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: specifically because they got somebody pregnant, they're like, I a
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  Speaker 2: place to live, need hb a Q. It ain't to
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  Speaker 2: serve our country, no sense of duty, A charger, a job,
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: a house. I want to get out of here the streets.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: But serving America black folks.
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  Speaker 9: No, That's why my sister was in the Marines for
• 13:20
  Speaker 9: nine years. He just wanted to run away, that's.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: It, and they're gonna take you somewhere else. Yeah.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: And I also didn't know that the military didn't recruit
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: in everybody's school. Apparently in inner city schools, it's way
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: more common for the military to recruit inside your schools.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: The people from affluent schools they have, they're like, what
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: are you talking about the military?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I tell you what school you went to.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Lunch They had a recruiting table in my lunch room
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  Speaker 2: all the time, because you know, when you turn eighteen
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: you can join the military.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: About your your parents.
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  Speaker 2: I remember my nephew, he went to school on a
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: military base, and like so much of the graduation was
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: like we got people joining in and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But my son's school now ain't no military.
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  Speaker 3: They don't even know they will.
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  Speaker 5: And it's unfortunate too, because they recruit a lot of people.
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  Speaker 6: I got a homegirl and every time they kept trying
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: to send her off, she would get pregnant. So she
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: got a gang of kids. Right now, I'm not gonna
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: say your name, but she got and she's mad at
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  Speaker 6: her mom to this day regardless, because she was like
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: I signed up and I was too young, So every
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: time they tried, because not let all the stuff started happening,
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: her ass just kept getting pregnant. So she got a
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: gang of kids. So she ain't never been shipped off
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: the prenant. They can't call you if you're pregnant. So
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: she knew that her to got pregnant, got a gang
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  Speaker 6: of kids that you ain't never seen a piece of war.
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  Speaker 5: Do you understand me, Ganga fucking.
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  Speaker 1: You got.
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  Speaker 7: She got kids?
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  Speaker 6: That's a lot seven eight now yeah, yeah, okay, I
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: think she got a set of twins. If I'm not mistaken,
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: I think there's a set of twins in there.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I gotta I'm gonna go.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: To Instagram after you give birth that they can be like,
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: you got this much time, then we should taking you.
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure there's a time, but I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what the time limit because you got like especially if
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: you're nursing, breastfeeding, like there's a lot of stuff that
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  Speaker 6: goes into that. But every time they trying to deploy her,
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  Speaker 6: her ass got pregnant.
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  Speaker 5: She was having them back.
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  Speaker 3: Going back to the trip.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we used to animal.
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  Speaker 1: The military paperwork. Just go keep the back, go back.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I adults, you're not in the army.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: No more, just beyond him. It's better than not have
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: your luggies. Get on the flight. Now your luggy stay.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: She wanted that girl gone so bad. Don't worry about
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: your stuff. Yeah, I mean, it's better than missing a flight.
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  Speaker 2: And then then you ain't got you got your luggage
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  Speaker 2: if you don't go the girls like I need my stuff.
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  Speaker 3: You don't send somebody home from.
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Game was there for six months?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 1: No?
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: She was the sex she wasn't originally.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: If you do Beyonce, luggage comes out.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: She's the second run.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: So they had she came with Michelle. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 1: then she got out. Yeah, and it was just this
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  Speaker 1: is her.
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  Speaker 5: You have to see it. It is the head to
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  Speaker 5: look looking ticket or you're not going home.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: You to.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: It was like, I want you gone. I don't know,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: you're not getting it. Leave my presence listen with no luggage,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: doesn't want you all right.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: This next story is just it's just it's clever to me,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: not clever. I'll just read it, guys. I don't know
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: what to describe it. I just thought it was it
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: was funny to me. Spanish civil servants skips work for
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: six years.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And no one notices.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: But you have to hear the best part, well, half
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: of the battle of successful career.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: This is the article.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: It's showing up for Joaquin Garcia, not going to work
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: was actually more lucrative. Only when the sixty nine year
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: old Spanish civil servant was expected to receive an award
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: for two decades of loyal service did anyone notice that
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: he had not gone to work for.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: At least six years.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Garcia was employed as an engineer by the municipal water
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Board in Cadiz, Spain, where his job was to supervise
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: a waste water treating plan. He was still on the
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: paper rolls, said the w mayor who had hired him. Uh,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: and I thought, where is this man? Is he still here?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Has he retired? Has he died? After the former manager
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: of the waterboard, whose office was across from Garcia too
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: fernandas he had not seen his deployer for several years,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: The deputy mayor decided to question Garcia and called him
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: in and asked him what are you doing Foranedis said,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: what did you do yesterday in the previous month?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: He could not answer accord. This week.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Finally, slab guard see it with a fine of twenty
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: seven thousand euros almost thirty thousand US, the most his
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: former could legally reclaim after finding out the engineer did
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: not occupy his office for at least six years and
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: had done no work between two thousand and seven and
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: two thousand and ten.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: The paper of his.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Office is right across from the Boston Again, boss.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Right, not show up? Go like no call, no show John.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Do you realize if this was me, I would have
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: done this. I would have a home and list like this.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: If they got I have to get. I gotta see
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: how long I can get away with it. And then
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: nigga only take thirty grand for six.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Years and an engineering job. That's a lot of money.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: So that ain't because you're making.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: To get the project he was working on for six years?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Why constructing? Don't be showing up? No supervisors? So niggas
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: don't care. Don't nobody want the supervisor I work?
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: So ain't nobody saying hoping this mother can't come? We
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: all on the day.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: The super land or was it just like he missed
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: a couple of days.
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: I was like, I think if anybody that's how it
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: six years go by?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think nobody's gonna know.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Notice, yeah, he had a sick leave and then.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Just was like and then the day becomes a week,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm gonna try out a month.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: If you get away with a month, you're like, nigga,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: no one's ever gonna figure this out.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Can you imagine six years of getting a paycheck.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Time and still getting your money?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: You got caught because they were trying to.
• 20:00
  Speaker 12: You, Like, yeah, what if for that? That's my question.
• 20:09
  Speaker 12: When I read the him, I was like, this ain't
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: really nothing. But then when I read that, why were
• 20:13
  Speaker 12: you honoring him?
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: What the workers completed ship?
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: He was working in the wrong country.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: I used to be an hr VP.
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: This man worked for fourteen years and he probably knew
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: their job back and forth and realized he could he
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: didn't have to do it no more. I don't think
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: he should have had to pay nothing. I really don't
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: think he should have said he did good enough to
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: get a war.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I matter why it's only thirty thousand dollars.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently that's the legal for getting away with this.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I guess there's like a statute of limitations on No.
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: I think they should have just let him go and
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: let him.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Know, he should have.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Charged that to the game man. That's not on him,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: that's it's the boss.
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: He got hurt.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Because you probably lost his job.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: What if you get fired and then pitch?
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: Could you imagine that's frequently to go?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: He own something?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: What he got in trouble. He just retired.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Oh I was sixty nine when they caught him, I mean.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Three. He was like, well I can give myself security now.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was sixty one and days. I've been working
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: too long. I don't blame him.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine getting to call you? Hear me like, hello,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: what what nigga? What is the war?
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Six year?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Who is it? Oh? This is my job? Came? Yeah?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: What No, I'm gonna be up there. You don't know
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: what the badges? Where is my six years?
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: They've been moved office. He don't even know what a
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: new office is.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: The car don't work like man and the war for what? Oh?
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah I should uh huh, that's lunch.
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: Still in the Yeah, I do be coming every single day.
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: Somebody I would have I would never have told the story.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I would have just been.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: Liked, you better be in here to tomorrow.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: You may get your ass in here.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: Tomorrow six years.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: But I'm gonna say right now.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to remember a password to a work compauty.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: I got why?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Like, what was he doing for those six years?
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: You know what I always talk about though, when you're
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: good at your job. I bet you this man shouldn't
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: have to pay nothing good at his job that he
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: could leave for six years and nobody and nothing was
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: effected to where he got honored, Like, man, you've been
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: killing the game.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the best of.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: The promotion my guy.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: People around it really had to keep this job going.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: But that was six I mean, most of us who
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: worked in corporate America, we didn't all day drug dealers
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: or sell drugs. Well most of us have, but most
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: of us have had to pick up the slack of
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: somebody else's job or dude, especially your boss. So like
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: the fact that listen I didn't want to say is
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: when I worked at Boeing, I used to be like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: we do not need this many people here. Oh yeah,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna tell mister boy because I'm gonna
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: take my little fifty grab. But I'm like, bro, I
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: really shouldn't be getting I used to be in there
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: like I should not be getting paid this much to
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: do this little amount of work, and I felt.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Like everybody knew that. But who are me? We're gonna
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: ask for more. I'm never to ask for more work.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I hate this job. Yeah, man, I'm swamp. That was
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: my favorite part of this job. Aftereel like I'm swamp
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: or something. I know. It takes me thirty minutes. I can't.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I can't do this many guys.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I'm so backed up privacy screen on my other monitors
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: YouTube video all day.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna liquor work. Yeah, cav, what's up? You
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: just really need to deeping it right now? Oh my god.
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: When I live in San Francisco, my first jobs, I
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: would be going for like three or four hours. I'd
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: be doing commercial DJs. I would walk across San Francisco
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: because I couldn't afford an uber. I walk across, walk
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: back to It'd be three hours. I should have been
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: in corporate America.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah them kids, no you go.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: People used to be like, if you on Twitter all day,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: you ain't got no real job. No, the better job
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: you have, the more free time. I was at Boing
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: going to target reading back. I was sitting reading magazines.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Nobody because the whole culture.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And I can speak really because I mean what they're
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: gonna do to me, but the.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Whole culture of there, like the company had really got
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: so efficient that you didn't need that many people, but
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: they didn't want because you got to build engineering hours.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: You can't lay them off because the people are gonna
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: be like, why are you charging me twenty seven million
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: dollars if you don't need to do all this? So
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: they're not gonna say nothing. I'm still billing you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I try to get them because we had Del's but
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: the design team had Apples computer, so I was like, hey,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: my deal not working.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Can I get one of the The was like is
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you on the design team?
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I do some stuff.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: And I was trying to be able to edit because
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I was like, I know them come with Oh my god.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I was this close, but they were like, man, we
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: got to back up on the Apple and we have
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: to give you a couple of months. And then got
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: the movie and I quit. But I was like, I
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: was looking on the shoulders using the bro because I
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: had the big old bulky down there and put my
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: badge in.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, y'all got the new matter.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. The stick figure.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Can like I was trying to be.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Can he look like a little party plan The inside
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: with the people.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Are legit illustrators. They're doing engineering drawings. I'm talking about
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: the playmatic drawing.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you the window issues I was gone by.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: But the point is, when you in corporate America, your
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: job is good. The Patreon people right now work.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: A machine in the If you at work home of
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: the most put a fast machine.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: If you right now watching this while you are currenting.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Me in.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: Am yo, damn yo, how fast it is going.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, on going to something, I'm gonna put focused meeting,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: focused time on my account.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Somebody coming and I'll do it again.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: They said that they can't watch the podcast be having
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: may be laughing at work and they can't explain why
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: something's funny.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I really gotta really lock in. I'm so behind. Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it's still going. This is my job, man.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I give y'all something to do when y'all should be
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: at work, because that's what I needed when I was
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: at Boring. Eight hours is a long time to feel.
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: It's NonStop, y'all. Everybody said, somebody got to work in
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: the house. You're working from Oh I got that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: Y'all know y'all can make y'all calendars private, so people
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: can't calendar like.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: For the show.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Yo, you and your supervisor supervisor watching right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Our show, knowing that somebody came and said, yeah, I
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: took PTO.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: When I came to the show, I was like, don't
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: say that.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: My manager right here, we drove together because she said
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't take it to o'clock right now.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Imagine like it's cool, I approved it the meet and
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: greet early. Still, yeah, I'm working to eleven to.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Me, I hope they would nurses and.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the job was.
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, y'all, that's hilarious crazy.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: That was the best job ever. Yeah, when I worked
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: for a KWAMEI.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You can paying on the table. It's true.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: I was just getting paid.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: My dad just didn't want me caught up in the bullshit. Okay,
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: there will be no paper trail, an.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Envelope.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I want to I want your life in TV form
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: or a book. Was that your first job? At first
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: real job?
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: That's my first real job.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I had something. I mean that boeing was.
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: Well, actually, I mean is like I did worked in
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: like the plant for the summer for work.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I'm want a corporate job.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I ain't do no work. The hardest job ever is
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: actually when I worked at Burger King. You cannot be
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: on your phone and make whoppers drop fries like them
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: people really be working. Uh.
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: I will work at Chrysler for I didn't working for
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: it Chrysler and GM in the summertime, and I would
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: come on from college.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Them people really fast food retail.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: They are really working. People with that job at that
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: door closed. They watching full I used to be watching.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I was watching paid in full work. I found out
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: how many YouTube has full movies that are fit. I
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: was like, make it pain for that's two hours ago.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: And when I got because when I worked at Bowling,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I asked for the earliest shift ever because I wasn't
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: want nobody.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I want fake. So from five to seven I didn't
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: even have to even pretend.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to come and turn my work, get
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: my fake screen ready going, I'm talking about watching.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I don't there's nobody in there at five am.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I'm in my desk at five years dark outside like
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: everybody two.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Hours up straight. I remember I left where one time
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: went and watch the Avengers. Right came back. I got
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: sick one time.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: They were like, you don't got to tell because I
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: got I had hives or shingles. And I said, let
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: me tell my manager. You ain't got to tell them nothing.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm going to work from home.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to disclose nothing. You can go home
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: for a week. You don't have to tell them why.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh damn. We had a theologists. It
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: was like a little I got all the stuff. I had,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: the big mouse, the ball, I had the special chair.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: My back is hurt.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: He got his snacks going.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I know they't mad at me man, because I was terrible.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I stole note books.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm gave it to y'all. I'm flowing on
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: y'all planes southwest by my part my.
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: First job at water Man only thing I really remember
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: that job.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I had a terrible boss.
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: But I ate Also so many chicken strips.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: It used to be hot. I used to put them
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: in my pocket.
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: To take between every I would drop those chicken strips
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: on the hour. It cooked myself chicken strips every hour
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: on the hour, and I put them in my mouth
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: because you can't eat, I'll put them in my pocket.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: May be hot wiggling, they be burning my skin.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Hot degrees chickens yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: You water burger chicken tenders are strip.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I have pocket sausage. When I was a kid, you
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: was with a teenager, Yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: I was like sixteen seventeen. That inner pocket burn as will. Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: The chicken strip you get lit?
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you get at you find it edible in your pocket?
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: You it's got lint, You eat it? Who cares a
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: chicken strip with? Who cares?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I can't eat it? Water? Why they don't want you
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: to eat the stuff you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: Eat on your lunch break? But I get hungry in between. Yeah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: I dropped a few chicken strips and you got to
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: take him out because the advantageou be like what it for?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: You'd be like you put them in your pocket? Hot
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: ass pocket strips? How you got to move quick? You
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: you got top on it.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: You have sauted but you just.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: So you need your little apron check them in the.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Straight up.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: You need to get one of the fried boxes and
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: put them in your pocket, and then you can at
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: least drop them in the box.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Why do you check inventory? Like? Man? Every time we
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: got more than ever?
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: My goodness, that you ever get home and find a
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: random strip like a little piece, a little piece at
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: the bottom, not.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: A whole streep little nugget.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Up amazing.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Just I don't need like that making my own stuff.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna switch it on.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: I didn't count subway.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: I was when I got out a college assistant manager
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: ass subway. Now what I did do one time is,
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: you know, you take it because that subway you start
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: making your own sandwich.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: I would bring in the.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Pizzas and then use all the top and to make
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: these extravagant pizzas. But one time, I'm mad, got one
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: of the things and mashed all the cookie dough and
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: made a big ass cookie cake and that was all
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: the flavors.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: It was huge.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: And the sound part is I had made it because
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: I was dyeting.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: I was doing really well, and then I just had
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: a breakdown.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: And I.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Remember going in the bathroom looking at myself just like
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: but I mean, I'm telling you it was the best cookie, yes,
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: all of them, just yes, but I was and I
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: man the cookie and the oven. We have to just
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: where we baked the bread. We have these big sheets
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: that we baked the bread and the cookies on and
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: they have little like there's a map where you set
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: the little cookies through the map.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: And just put the cookie and then it just melted
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: to a big ass fucking cookie cake. Yeah, I was,
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: it was crumped.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: I was just like because I was doing so well,
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: I have been like two months no sugar, nigga just
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: lost it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: That's why you gotta have a cheat day or you'll
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: just being, yeah, lose it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: You have to have a cheat day because you're just
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: could you imagine fresh cookies in your nose while you're.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Dying it every day? Yeah, one day I'm gonna bite
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: one of these motherfuckings and I couldn't decide.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: So I want all of them, all of them, put
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: all the flavors milk. Man, Listen, we didn't have I
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: mean this goes way back. I remember when they got
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: the toasted oven. So I was there with one to
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: toasted oven was implemented, but oh oh, I ate the
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: whole sheet that was all every piece.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Something else there.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Man, I'm not gonna have nothing. Man, And when you break,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: you break all the way and.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Then I'm not even getting back on the train. Is
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: going this way?
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Man, You go on a restaurant tour, go get your
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: favorite things from eight different places, and just sit down.
• 36:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, all right, Bush pocket strips.
• 36:35
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• 36:38
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• 36:41
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• 36:44
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• 36:47
  Speaker 2: when they come to your city. Protect black women, put
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: the chicken in your pocket, no sauce. I'll see y'all
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: next time.