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The BEST Mystery Box REVEALS · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Good morning! It's not, it's dark. Look, why do I never? Ah,
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  Speaker 1: it's 2025. This is my first video in 2025. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really up the game. I'm in my jammies,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in my bathroom, and did.
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  Speaker 2: I remember to flush?
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that to people.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited to bring to you a video that
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  Speaker 3: I know you are going to love.
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  Speaker 1: Becca, my beautiful, wonderful editor, right here.
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  Speaker 3: She put together a compilation of the sickest moments from
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  Speaker 3: all of my mystery box videos.
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear what your favorite moments are.
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  Speaker 2: And I also want.
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  Speaker 3: You to give me good ideas on videos that I
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  Speaker 3: should be making this year because I am making my
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  Speaker 3: list and planning all my content for you guys and
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  Speaker 3: for me. I had a weird 2024. Started terrible, ended magical.
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  Speaker 3: So 2025 is going to be the best for all
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  Speaker 3: of us. I'm wishing you all the best. Enjoy this
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  Speaker 3: video and I love you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, bye.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nothing here has been, like, under 20 bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Inflation's goddess, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this one looks like it was in a car accident.
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  Speaker 1: So, what's this for? This is your anniversary gift to me, Adam.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so mad at you if this isn't good.
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  Speaker 2: First anniversary, very important one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, first one.
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  Speaker 2: I know you pretty well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But still upset you sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You love it as much as I did.
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  Speaker 1: Was it really hard choosing it out?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it took me forever to get the right gift.
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  Speaker 3: You're actually really, really good because it's a bionic long-lasting
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  Speaker 3: barrel curler. Yes!
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  Speaker 2: Um, I'm actually gonna keep this. I knew you loved
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  Speaker 2: to curl your hair but didn't have a great tool
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  Speaker 2: for it.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't have a long-barrel styler by Bio-Iconic. Ionic.
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  Speaker 1: I know exactly where I could put this. $ 99.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna curl you around and I'm going to be
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  Speaker 3: a man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to... Moisturizing heat? I like this.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's lies. Heat does nothing but dry. Liar.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I was supposed to send this to Chris. This
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  Speaker 1: is from me to Chris. Acne wash. We all need
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  Speaker 1: it sometimes. It's fine. This has been re-taped up. Weird.
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  Speaker 1: This is a gift from my brother to me.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they opened it and then re-closed it so it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't virus.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Joel got me a phone case for a Samsung phone.
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  Speaker 1: But look at this one. It is very early 2000s.
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  Speaker 3: It's got a change packet on it. Oh, how do
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  Speaker 3: I ever hate that? I hope you can wear it.
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  Speaker 3: Real fancy.
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  Speaker 2: Ew! What the frig? Don't touch that.
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  Speaker 1: I almost got you. That's gross.
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  Speaker 2: That was taped back up. That's gross.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that was COVID inside there.
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  Speaker 2: And on that note.
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  Speaker 1: That looks like a bottle. I need my blessing, Pussy Willows.
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  Speaker 2: Be good.
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  Speaker 1: Be strong. Be safe. Don't harm me because you're scary.
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  Speaker 1: You're scary, yary, yary. You took forever to get here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to do this.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I got my sacred spray. in case demon begone.
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  Speaker 5: This has been in my house for a few days.
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  Speaker 1: Do not open. What is that? What is that? Is
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  Speaker 1: that barbecue?
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  Speaker 2: HP.
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  Speaker 1: Is this just old HP sauce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no.
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  Speaker 1: 1887, ESTD, established?
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  Speaker 3: Established.
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  Speaker 4: Those letters are all in there.
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  Speaker 3: H.P.
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  Speaker 1: Bulmer, LTD, Hereford.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right, hold on.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta look that up. Well, I gotta look that up.
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  Speaker 3: Me just touching and touch.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, God damn it. It's a cider making, so it's
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  Speaker 1: an old cider bottle. I just was hoping it was
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  Speaker 1: HP sauce. Crack it open and put it on my wangs.
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  Speaker 4: to it.
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  Speaker 1: So I just wanted to show you what was in
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  Speaker 1: the box.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we had this bottle.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, don't open that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to. We had this hair with
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  Speaker 3: like some skin on the top. We have some teeth.
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  Speaker 3: And then we have some tissue. I think this is
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  Speaker 3: a dog toy. I turned like this on. It's a paragraph.
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  Speaker 1: And then I found this. And it's pretty much this
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  Speaker 1: guy letting us know that he took this girl and
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  Speaker 1: then to the forest and killed her.
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  Speaker 3: And then we have some Polaroids here of someone laying
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  Speaker 3: on the ground in the forest.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it would be funny. I thought it would
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  Speaker 1: be a funny box.
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  Speaker 2: It's not real, right?
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  Speaker 1: I was just making jokes about how I think this
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  Speaker 1: is HP sauce.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go have a look. What do I do? You
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  Speaker 2: got this sent to a PO box, right?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Adam can do these. I can't do these. These are
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  Speaker 1: eye illusions. Casper eye illusions.
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  Speaker 2: We figured it out together, didn't we? You have to
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  Speaker 2: just let yourself go cross-eyed.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is it. Pause for a second. Try and
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  Speaker 1: figure it out. What do you see there?
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  Speaker 2: This one is Casper reading a book.
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  Speaker 4: How?
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  Speaker 2: See all the little Caspers reading a book?
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  Speaker 1: That's what it looks like?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're supposed to hold it to your nose and then
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  Speaker 2: look at it and move it away slowly. Slower than that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not wired like you. It's a wooden painted box.
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  Speaker 3: Did Jesus himself paint this? Oh, this is a touristy
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  Speaker 3: looking box.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling psychic and I'm feeling like I made a mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this. We have ourselves a box. Come out.
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  Speaker 3: Like, if something was $ 14, 000... I would be worried.
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  Speaker 1: About just shipping it in a box. Ta-da!
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  Speaker 3: This is fun, but I'm also worried that maybe somebody
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  Speaker 3: has sent me some kind of divot box and there
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  Speaker 3: is a demon in here and I didn't think about that.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go get some quick anti-demon tools. One moment.
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  Speaker 3: A few moments later.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we got ourselves the anti-demon pussy willows. Don't be ghosty.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be spooky.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be evil. Be kind. Next up, we have some
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  Speaker 1: The Shield Elixir. Adam, you need to be shielded.
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  Speaker 2: Shield me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, magic eight ball.
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  Speaker 3: Is this box full of riches? Concentrate and ask again. Okay, Adam,
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  Speaker 3: hold this with me. Concentrate with me.
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  Speaker 1: Are you full of riches?
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  Speaker 4: Are you full of riches?
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  Speaker 1: I cannot predict now.
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  Speaker 3: What is with this box and why is it blocking?
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  Speaker 3: Is there gold and silver? Is this box worth at
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  Speaker 3: least $ 4, 000? I'm okay with the 300. That's how much
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  Speaker 3: does the prize cost. Is it at least worth 4,000?
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  Speaker 3: Can I have an answer, please? Very doubtful. I want
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  Speaker 3: you guys to see it first. I'm gonna close my eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Adam?
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  Speaker 1: Everyone, I'm closing my eyes. Adam, is it bad?
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  Speaker 2: No!
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: What if it's something good? Whoa, Adam, whoa!
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  Speaker 4: Look!
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  Speaker 1: Like, actual gemstones. Hold up.
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  Speaker 3: Look at all of these gems. Are they real or
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  Speaker 3: are they cut glass? That's the question I have.
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  Speaker 2: We bought the wrong test kit.
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  Speaker 1: You can't test gems. We need a jeweler.
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  Speaker 3: We have something that could be gold, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: test that. We got some rings here. Like, it's definitely
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  Speaker 3: giving not-Texas vibes.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely giving, like, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't marked.
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  Speaker 3: I think we bought a lot of costume jewelry, but
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  Speaker 3: we're not giving up because we're going to test it.
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  Speaker 1: Huge bangle. Like, are you silver? Because that's like, that's heavy.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It doesn't look like it.
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  Speaker 2: Adam? Selena. Adam.
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  Speaker 1: Selena, what have you done? Did I spend $ 14, 000 on
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  Speaker 1: costume jewelry and glass? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Did I?
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't it discounted?
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  Speaker 2: It was 70% off.
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  Speaker 3: Adam.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. $ 4, 300, poof, poof. Done. We're gonna be able to
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  Speaker 3: return this, right?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, seems sketchy.
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  Speaker 1: Adam, Adam. Bad things keep happening. All right, Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, first thing we have, a micro camera. She knows
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna wanna put this right up my. Oh my God,
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  Speaker 3: it's so, I could do this.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think her thing was behind this, wanting
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  Speaker 1: to get this for me?
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  Speaker 2: Definitely to spy on me.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think that it's... It's that.
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  Speaker 3: It's a spy camera to do spy shit.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you gonna spy on?
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  Speaker 4: Your mom. Next!
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think there's only one other thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh! I've seen her.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen her.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm needed upstairs. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm the prettiest girl at the party.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a reason behind this crown. I know exactly
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  Speaker 1: what this reason is, but you are.
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  Speaker 3: Not gonna know until October when some different YouTubers post something.
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  Speaker 1: But right now, I'm the prettiest girl at the party.
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  Speaker 2: Put it on your head. Doesn't fit.
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  Speaker 3: Somehow he has a full beard, but he still looks
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  Speaker 3: like a sad Victorian child, Adam.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sad.
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  Speaker 1: His head, I could definitely put this other places. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was for my chins.
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  Speaker 3: So, Chris and I, her worse than me, have issues
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  Speaker 3: with getting migraines.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like you're in VR.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in something-R. It is inflating and pressing on my temples.
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  Speaker 4: It is nice.
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  Speaker 1: I enjoy it. That's considerate friend right there. I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 3: I got Chris all funny shit and so far she's
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  Speaker 3: been rather caring. She got the camera for me to
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  Speaker 3: shove up my... And now she's gotten me a temple massager.
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  Speaker 3: That's just who she is.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Hold up.
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  Speaker 1: What is this? One size. That makes me a little nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Something fluffy.
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  Speaker 2: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Is this a cape?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I'm a little bat. Oh, she knew
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  Speaker 1: I'd look cute in this. Have you ever seen anybody
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  Speaker 1: look cuter in your whole life?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I'm a bat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a bat. What noises do bats make?
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm using echolocation. Definitely a wall there. Oh, that was
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  Speaker 1: so loud in my own ears.
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  Speaker 2: You okay?
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm fine. But look at me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to wear this.
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  Speaker 1: Chris wants me to be a goddamn furry right now.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that if there was a furry convention
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  Speaker 2: on and a plane went down, that all of the
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  Speaker 2: IT in North America would get shut down.
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  Speaker 1: You're the tech support, Adam. Do you have something you
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  Speaker 1: need to say right now?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there's a reason why furries freak me out.
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  Speaker 3: We literally kind of moved because we had a problem
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  Speaker 3: with a little bit of a stalker person who kept
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  Speaker 3: showing up in a fursuit to our house.
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  Speaker 1: And where I'm sure they were a very nice person,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't catch the vibe. So if you're watching this,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. But I got a little scared there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. We're gonna do it, Adam. I'm committing
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  Speaker 1: to this role right now. She knows, dude! She saw
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  Speaker 1: this and she was like, Yeah. I'm becoming a Therian.
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  Speaker 1: I have to go around on my hands and knees. Christina!
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  Speaker 2: What is your furry name?
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  Speaker 1: Angelo.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Angelo.
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  Speaker 1: There's chickens! We should eat them. Look at how they're
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  Speaker 1: looking at me. How the hell do they do this?
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  Speaker 2: Get away from my chickens.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's a horrifying bug. What?
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  Speaker 1: Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: You're a wolf. You shouldn't be scared of bugs.
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  Speaker 4: No, look.
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 4: No, is that a shell or something?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Touch it. what was inside of that i mean i.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: What this is not hurting anybody i should shut the up.
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  Speaker 2: Why was that looking at us? Did it look sad
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  Speaker 2: in the closet?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: What did it help you find?
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  Speaker 3: So guys, I really love jelly cats, but I really
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  Speaker 3: like like upset looking jelly cats.
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  Speaker 1: There's angry looking jelly cats. I absolutely love jelly cats.
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  Speaker 3: So I have a turtle and this turtle looks upset
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  Speaker 3: and we had it up in our closet and for
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  Speaker 3: a month and a half, our closet, which has our
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  Speaker 3: laundry machine, like our washer and dryer smelled like onions,
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  Speaker 3: but like gross, like really gross. It's not like a casserole.
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  Speaker 3: We literally cleaned out the washer, cleaned out the dryer,
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  Speaker 3: rewashed all the clothes. Like this was an epidemic. We
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  Speaker 3: could not find the sound, the smell. So we were
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  Speaker 3: literally about- It.
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  Speaker 2: Had its own sound.
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  Speaker 3: It did.
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  Speaker 1: It smelled so bad.
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  Speaker 3: Do that again. Yeah, the smell sounded like that. We
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  Speaker 3: pulled everything out of the closet. So I see my
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  Speaker 3: turtle up there and I'm weird, right? So I look
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  Speaker 3: at Adam and I.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the turtle and I go, that turtle needs
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  Speaker 1: a hug. Can you get it for me? It's who
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 3: Adam grabs the turtle, gives it to me. I'm hugging
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  Speaker 3: it and I'm like, it smells like the smell. And
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  Speaker 3: then I look behind the turtle and there's a reusable
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  Speaker 3: shopping bag with foliage coming out of the top.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere, at some point, someone... I can only wonder who.
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  Speaker 3: Put a bag of onions in our closet, which then
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  Speaker 3: rotted and metamorphosed and started growing new onions.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't me.
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  Speaker 1: We have an idea on who we think might have
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  Speaker 1: hidden the onions.
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  Speaker 5: ADHD me.
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  Speaker 2: Probably put it there.
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  Speaker 1: Was it you or was it that other person?
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  Speaker 2: So I'll be cleaning in the kitchen. I'll be cleaning
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  Speaker 2: in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go other places with something in my hand and
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  Speaker 2: be like, oh, it's in my hand. Set it there
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  Speaker 2: for a second to do something else. Walk away. ADHD
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  Speaker 2: left it on the shelf.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what? Turtle Guy deserves a sad friend
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  Speaker 1: after what he's been through.
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  Speaker 2: Come here, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: I just got scared by my own snake's silly little ween.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Is it effective?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I can't see and I don't know how anybody would
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: wear this. Okay, we have something furry in this box.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: It says, give you a surprise.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: That is terrifying. Look at that. Does it light up?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you put batteries in and it lights up. Goddamn!
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: If I was pregnant, I would've shot a baby right
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: out of my cooch! Oh, it's so viola- I'm a
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: bad person.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: What are you gonna show me, buddy?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I want you to come open this and see how
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: cute it is.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: You better not be messing with me.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not messing with you.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Is this a spook?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Is this a speedy?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: No.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Spider?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Whoa, Jesus, I told you, you were messing with me. Whoa,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: looks like Beetlejuice.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: That did nothing to you, you had like no reaction.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: That was a little frightening.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I screamed and then I punched it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Night night, guy.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Dead inside. Oh my gosh. Look at it, it's a
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: toilet paper roll. But it says, he sees you.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: When you're pooping. He knows when you eat cheese. Your
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: foot's on your squatty potty. Push real hard, please.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: You better not fart. You better not squirt.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: She's become unhinged.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: We have a box. The box says, Merry Christmas, Happy
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: New Year.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: you a.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Did you think something was gonna pop out?
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: I didn't.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to feel something. Fart plug.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: The fart plug works by blocking obnoxious odors from being
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: emitted from your arse.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Please note that upon removal, excess buildup may be released.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: So remove in pirates.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Private.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love this!
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what it is yet, but I
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: love it!
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: It's Cassana! I like the fabric. It feels like it's
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: made out of nothing, but something. Will it fit?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Maybe. Look, it's a Jolly St.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Nicholas sweater!
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: These smell like fire, but I'm gonna wear it.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I think it'll fit, and I'm gonna wear it with
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: this headband. I'm gonna feel like a lady. because I am.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: This might turn me on too much to hang up.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Look at this, world's greatest mullets, 2025 calendar.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Whoa!
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Whoa!
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: I'm hanging this in my bedroom.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Pretty pissed, I haven't seen, I haven't seen Kimmy yet,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: but like, I was looking pretty good.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Look at the chins on that one. See, daddy's got
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: a parakeet. Look at this woman. I'm into it. Well,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: it's 2025. Bring it back, again! It's the 20th time.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I'll pay my bills, my bills are paid!
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious, and I'm gonna put that on the back
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: of my new car, because I find that really funny.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Really, really funny. I'll never not say that. Just about
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Mc- had it. I love that.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Ew!
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: What? Ew.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: It's like a squishy baby. Full of crunchy shit. Why
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: are you growing on me? Everything smells like it's definitely
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: leeching into my body and messing up my hormones. It's
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: an ornament of a dog pooping!
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Happy Christmas.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Go to poop on your carpet and eat half of
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: it and then smear the rest around so you have
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: to break out the one spot shot cleaner right before
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: everybody shows over.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Wow, sorry, I said a little too loud and a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: little too real.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Then you guys have it, all of the best mystery
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: box moments again.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Good luck in 2025. I love you. Also, tell me
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: your New Year's resolutions if.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: You made it this far in the video, okay? So
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: many crazy, amazing things are coming this 2025, and I can't.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Wait to ride the wave with you. All right, until
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: next time, Blue Crew, love you, bye. Charge, my milkshake
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, I.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Know, mine's better than yours, and I'm like, mine is
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: whole fat, because I am a big girl, because my
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: milkshake brings all the boys, not my yard.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: We have to make them kiss.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Hey, you want to give them a little switch?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I'll stop. I can rip your hair out. I was
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: gonna bite it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: It's not real.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: You did that to yourself, Selina.