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It's Friday!!! #36 | BINGO! · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.
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I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. It is
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Friday, May eleventh, twenty twenty four. It's been an eventful couple of
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days here on the Island of Saint John, United States Virgin Islands. And
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by eventful I mean the opposite of eventful. It's been quite uneventful because we've
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had no goddamn power for the majority of two days. Now we now have
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power, which is why we're able to talk and do the show right now.
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But if at some point I go dark like the Death Star tractor beam
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in Star Wars, it'll be wapa's fault. Although considering that just a couple
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of days ago, I saw Urcott release another heads up to the entire state
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of text. Hey it's kind of hot. Would you guys mind conserving some
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I'm starting to think that the Electricity Reliability Council of Texas and the Water and
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Power Authority of the United States Virgin Islands are conspiring to do bad. I
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don't even know what like a good words to say. It's it's it's like
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it's like two bond villains have come together to wreak havoc and and we're all
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just left as collateral damage, not knowing what the hell to do. I
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mean, maybe Urkott, you know they know that Raj and I, you
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know they can punish us daily. You know, maybe they reached out that
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how many lovely things you've said about them and decided, hey, we can
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reach out. We can reach out and cut your power too. Yeah,
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it's Ercott's flexing saying, hey, you know what we can get to you,
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Dan, twenty two hundred miles away, doesn't matter. We'll collab with
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your local water and power authority and we will get you along with the five
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thousand other people that live on that tiny island in the Caribbean, and they're
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collateral damage. So maybe I need to go door to door and apologize to
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everybody. The whole time you were saying WAPA, I didn't know what I
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was. I just thought it was the Cardi B. Song. I was
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like, I don't know why that has to do with the power water.
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I think that WAPA, the Water and Power Authority of the United States Virgin
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Islands, used Cardi B's WOP as an excuse for loss of generation, therefore
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power outages. Sorry, it's because it's it's just too wet. We can't
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we can't turn the breakers on wet ass power. Huh yeah, wet ass
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power. That's what it is. Man. I also think Urkat's like the
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board meeting or the daily meeting that they have is like, just the other
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day was like, hey, how can we get everybody to tell us to
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f off? Simultaneously, Let's ask them to conserve, because that's what I
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mean. Texas is a conservative state, but only on certain issues. And
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yes, putting in the thermostat to sixty eight is not one of them.
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It is in the divisive times in which we live, there is no greater
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unifier in the state of Texas than our precious air conditioning. Yes, that
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will get liberals, and that's what gets everybody to the table. All in
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this. I don't care if you're liberal, conservative, independent, libertarian,
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Green Party, Brown Party, Purple Party, Rainbow Party, whatever the hell
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it is. It's not just the Gonzales cannon on the flag that says come
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and take it. It's an ac unit. Yes, that's right. We
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can all sit in the same room and go Man, it's hot out there.
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I think I think they're trying to condition us now. They're just starting
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in May. Really, Trey, condition us will condition you, but not
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air condition you. You're right that way, you know, because now granted,
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yeah, yesterday was I mean it's away like ninety ninety one, but
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the heat index was one oh five because it was just so miserably human.
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But you know, they'll now in July when we do have a power out
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or whatever, we're like, hey, we've been warning you'll, we weren't
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We put the C in a C. I feel like we've come up with
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some really good slogans for Urkot that they'll never use, but we're going to.
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Yeah, we put the conditioning and air conditioning emphasis on the first syllable.
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We put the C condition you next Tuesday. See. And then Trey
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finds a way to work. In his favorite word, I think it's a
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win win. Nature and Trey will both always find a way. Nature will
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find a way for life to you know, proceed uh and proliferate. Trey
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will find a way to drop the sea bomb in there any chance he gets.
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I appreciate the effort that went into that, but also very flawless,
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like you were you had it, oh tray at the hip. Yeah,
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I didn't have time to think about that one. It was just trays like
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the riflemen of the Sea word. I would love to see the opening credits
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where he's just we've already discussed how Irkot and the Water and Power Authority of
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the US Virgin Islands seemed to have been conspiring even it's like they always get
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surprised when you know it's hot, or in my case, a bolt of
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lightning hit some place yesterday and that shut the power off to two entire islands,
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Saint Thomas and Saint John. And because the storm is moving through,
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I guess it's too dangerous to send the workers out there to touch all this
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stuff to get it to turn back on. So they weren't going to fix
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it until it was safe to do so, which I get is there isn't
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there something you can do, like some lightning rods away from the power plant
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that you can put up someplace so the things that supply the power and electricity
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and the air conditioning to the islands don't take a direct hit. I can.
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I can tell that you're not preparing for any type of apocalypse, zombie
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or otherwise because they have an ad here in the States for a generator that
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you need to have when, as they almost say directly, when the ship
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hits the fan. Yeah. So it's it's funny, it's funny and interesting
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and maddening that you bring that up rage because we have that oh yeah,
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your old place. Yeah, our house, the house that is ours that
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we own has is connected to the grid. But if the grid goes down
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via lightning strike or if a zombie nods through the you know, the electrical
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lines, yes, we've got solar power. And then as a backup to
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the solar power, we also have a generaic generator. Yeah. And when
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the zombie apocalypse does happen, do you do you tell the zombies to hold
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on a second while you take a ferry over to your other place and then
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and then reside there and be like, Okay, now you may continue your
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apocalypse. You can give it a shot. Okay, gotcha, because you
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never know because it depends on which type of zombie you encounter in the apocaly
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which are they? Are they the zombie that has any sort of reasoning or
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language, any kind of any kind of cognition, you know, in the
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back of that you know, dead brain or are they just mindless eating machines?
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Right? And are they? Are they? You know it depends because
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you're close to Puerto Rico. What if they're all Puerto Rican zombies and you
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don't speak Spanish or Puerto Rican, that would be that would be bad.
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Yeah, that's because my Spanish is truly terrible, because I don't I don't
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think any sort of Latin zombie is going to appreciate what I referred to as
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resort Spanish. Oh, yes, you know how to order a drink from
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them? Yes, resort Spanish. Most Texans are fluent. Then by the
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way, you go to Cancun, you go to apply it. You go
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to you know, Cosmel, Cortaviarta, Cotton. Most Texans are fluent in
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resort Spanish, servesa tequila. Don't they stop? All the stuff that you
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learn growing up in tex mex restaurants apply to the resorts when you go in
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Mexico. Gotcha? You know? I just I just wonder because uh,
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I dated This is how I knew this this relationship was not going to work.
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I dated a girl whose father was legitimately preparing for the zombie apocalypse,
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but he got the m R. E s He's got the whole Roger Fuley's
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got the the the jeep with the grill on it, and it's got reserve
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fuel tanks, the whole nine yards. So he is he's got a little
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shrine of Alex Joanes somewhere in his closet. I would not. I would
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not. In full Wars is his is his CNN. So I was like
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when I when she said that without smiling, So my father's preparing for the
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zombie apocalypse. I should have write that that moment gone, well, it
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was lovely meeting you, but I stayed for a little bit longer. Have
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y'all seen have you seen the video footage of the new street drug that is
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turning people into zombies? I mean no, I have not. I mean
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no, it's I think it's in Philly right now. But it looks because
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causes rotting flesh and it and the footage, I mean it, it looks
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like they look like zombies. I mean just they jointed, just jointed moves
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and like I said, rotting flesh. And it's a yeah, that's you
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know. I'm sorry. I got to ask the obvious question. Here are
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they sure that's a zombie? Outbreak or is that just people from Philadelphia in
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general or is that just Eagles fans? Uh? Yeah, I have seen.
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I've also seen the one where it's a I think it's the same drug.
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Well, like when they when the high hits, Like what however they're
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standing is how they freeze for hours? Yes? Yes, yeah, Uh,
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it's so impressive what the body can do when it's all left up.
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There's one. There's a there's it's not even a picture you would think you
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were watching just a still frame. It is a video of a guy and
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it's the person's taking the video. It's like a minute long. The guy
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doesn't move, he's half bent backwards. I think that's the one you may
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have seen as well, where he's like his foot is out and he's half
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bent backwards. From my mouth is open and his arms are like one of
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one of going back ones going up, so it looks like he was walking.
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Look, imagine somebody walking up hill and then freezing. Is this real
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or is this one of those like O way in in Newsmax type? Now
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you know it's real because I don't watch any of those shows or any of
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those channels. Uh, And I've seen what he's talking about. I don't
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know. I don't know the name of it. Yeah, I can't remember
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the name of it either. But it's it's supposed to be like ten times
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more powerful than heroin, is what they're saying. How does it compare to
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bath salts, because a handful of years ago, bath salts was making its
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rounds in Florida and people were eating people's faces because they were on the bath
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salt. I don't know if like, you take the bath salts and it
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immediately makes you think you're at a CCS. But yes, your face is
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the pizza. Yes, yes, that was. That was very much bath
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salts. This is completely different. This is a if you combined heroin,
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feanyl and bath salts into one drug. This is what these guys are doing,
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you know what? And it now I can understand why why Earth is
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really really fed up with our ship. Yes, it is why Nature is
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trying to flush us. It is very much. And you can't be mad.
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You have to go. I get you, I get what, I
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get it. Yeah, we need to, you know, But this is
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this is a fantastic I don't know why there's legislation against all this. It's
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a very good way of fitting the herd. Just let them get just let
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them get all fed up on whatever they need to be up on, and
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well and and and for this particular drug, obviously you don't need a drug
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test for it. You just look around to see who's frozen. Yeah,
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and then the way they do it is disjointed, walking like they walk like
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it's it's bizarre. Just go watch the footage. It's really really impressive and
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sad at the I would I think zombie drug us doing it now. Yeah,
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I'm doing it now. I gotta I gotta see the symptoms. I
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need to be on the lookout. I mean, it really is if you
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think about it, it really does feel like we are getting to the point
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where, you know movies from twenty years ago or like where we're gonna just
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eventually just one city is going to be like we're gonna declare it a loss,
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fence it off and just put all the people in there that and just
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let them fight it out. Yeah, I'm okay with that. I'm not
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on it. And Philly is a great place. Yeah, you know,
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put them in the stadium. Yeah, you know, that's that's how they
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I mean, that's why I'm on board with that, like, I'm good
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with it. I like the zombie drug. The zombie drug a synthetic stimulant
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also known by its street name Flakka, as in Waka Flaka and locally wow
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I Can. I did not get anywhere near saying that word properly. A
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synthetic stimulant also known by it street named flaka and colloquially and called the zombie
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drug. Eye lauzine, a horse sedative. Oh yeah, there we go.
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You know what, all great drug discoveries seemed to start with one guy
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saying, what's this do? And he and he takes it like it's meant
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for someone or something else entirely, and he thinks, I wonder what would
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happen to me if I swallow this? Yes, I had a professor like
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that in college. We were it was anthropology and I won't say his name,
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but uh, doctor G would invite people to Belize, but to go
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on excavations, and I got invited. He he enjoyed. I made him.
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I made him laugh a few times and just in class and he's like,
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hey, do you want to go to Belize? I was like,
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what are we gonna do? There's like we're just gonna chew on bark and
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see what happens. And I was like, no, I am. He's
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like the other professor. He does all the document documentation and all the discoveries
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and all that stuff. He's like, I just chew on bark and see
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what happens. I'm like, he's the guy. He's the guy. Was
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like, let's see what this horse sedative does. Well, he's that guy.
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It's amazing. We actually knew somebody that really combined all of this,
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the doomsday prepper and could get you the zombie drug. That's true. It's
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true. Oh yeah, A treehouse really does cater to everybody, every whim,
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every desire, every bad idea, every good idea, it all resides
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in here. Yeah. That's why. That's why we say, if it's
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stupid, it's in here. Yeah, or it was, and now it's
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it really is. We We are the podcast version of the of the Redneck
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quote hold my beer or hey watch this? Yes, yes, And I'm
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so so proud to be a part of it. Is I really am.
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It's fascinating. We're like, oh, we can't get dumber than this.
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Oh oh yeah, just beer. Just wait. One more episode, one
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more episode. Wait till the next segment. You're in visit us online a
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Jacqueline, a little birdie told me that you do plumbing classes for people.
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I do. I don't typically do it for homeowners, but I have
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in the past done classes for investors. So there's an investor. It's a
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group and it's called Oh God, what are the LifeStyle's Unlimited, and they're
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out of Irving and they teach people, not millionaires, not by any means,
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but they teach the average Joe how to invest in real estate. And
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then we do what we call essentially road trips where they bring out contractors on
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when you're buying something, to renovate it, to build equity. And so
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I talked to them, But I've got two classes coming up later this month.
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On Tuesday next week, they're onboarding a bunch of new insurance adjusters at
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one of the larger insurance firms that works here in Texas, and they want
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those adjusters to understand the functionality of plumbing from a claims perspective. So I'm
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going to teach I call it plumbing one on one for adjusters, and then
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but I needed to complain first because we didn't have power here for a
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while and Urcott's well being Urcot, so we kind of got that off our
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chest a little bit. Let us down the zombie apocalypse, you know,
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path which is known to happen. But I probably should have started with the
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thing that we discussed in our previous episode. In our last episode, we
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talked about alien abduction insurance and how it is a real thing. It is
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a policy you can buy from an insurance company based in Florida. No surprise,
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it will cost you twenty dollars. The entire premium is a one time
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fee of twenty dollars, and if you get abducted by an alien, you
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can collect ten million dollars. The payout on that policy is ten million dollars.
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But we didn't know. How do you verify to the insurance company that
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you were, in fact abducted by aliens? How does the insurance company say,
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Okay, yeah, you're abducted, will pay you your ten million dollars
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on the alien abduction insurance policy. And after doing a little more research,
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I have an answer for us. Okay. And by a little more research
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on it, I mean reading one more sentence past where I read in the
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previous episode, the Saint Lawrence Agency reports who have sold thousands of alien abduction
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insurance policies worldwide. The policy costs nineteen ninety nine and pays out ten million
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dollars if you get abducted. That's what we talked about in our previous episode,
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but we weren't sure how do you actually file the claim and collect on
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that payout of ten million dollars. The next sentence in the article reads,
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it's important to note that you'll need an alien's signature to verify the claim.
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Mm. There it is, yes, home makes sense. Now. I
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still would love to see the verbiage in that policy, because how do they
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know that's an alien signature? And also wouldn't an alien signature be worth more
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than ten million dollars just if you sold it as is, like on an
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option. Well, here's the thing. I think in this circumstance, you
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don't have to give the insurance company the signature. They just need to see
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it. So you could collect I think your ten million dollars with the aliens
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signature verifying yes I abducted Raj Sharma signed XENU. And then you could take
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that signature to the Heritage auction House in Dallas and then you could sell it.
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Right, maybe you make twenty million dollars on it, That's what I'm
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saying. I yeah, how does that work? I mean if they give
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you a probing and then you're like, hey, can you give me a
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note that I missed work signed, you know grand poobab of the you know
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aliens? I like how it would be like you just you're like, your
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name's Doug Mitchell. I don't think the insurance company is gonna believe that the
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name of the alien that abducted you was Doug. And what if aliens don't
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have any arms? Like what if everything's you know, mental like telepathy,
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and then what Yeah, that's so they're supposed to be because they're supposed to
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communicate with their mind. I don't know if you can get a doctor's note.
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I think that's what I signed mine with. It's a good old fashioned
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written on the verify you know, Verify claim. I would love it if
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you showed that to the insurance companies, like son of a Bitch, here
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we go. It's a he's doing it again? Would uh? Would you
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like that in large bills? Or because he's got it they signed a clearly
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he's been abducted by aliens. Wow? Okay, so that's that's how you
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Okay, fair enough. I think we should all still get a policy.
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I think that's I think we should. I think we should sign up for
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one. I'm thinking of calling him to see if they want to advertise,
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because look, you know, radio was not too big to let the name
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of star people advertise all over the radio. I don't think we're too big
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to let the alien abduction insurance company advertise inside the treehouse. Yes, uh,
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what would there they have? You have you're in good hands? Mm
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hmm. That's that's all states right. Yeah, I don't know what.
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I don't know what. What is the name of this insurance company? Do
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we have the name of it. It is the Saint Lawrence Agency. Yes,
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that sounds legitimate. That that doesn't sound like like they could pack up
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in a second and be gone. But look, it's not the first time
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that Probing and Saint have been connected. Yes, that is true, well
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done. Yeah, the Saint Lawrence. I don't know what their slogan would
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be for the alien abduction insurance. I'm not sure either, but you're right,
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because you've got All State, you're in good hands with All State.
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Plus they have Mayhem as well. Yes, yes, yet flow from Progressive
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and I'm not even sure what their current slogan is at Progressive other than they'll
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ensure all your vehicles. You've got a state farm mhm. Liberty Mutual has
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the has the Yeah, that's that's their big thing. So maybe it'd be
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like an ET, like a phone home, But like phone US, I
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don't know how that actually would make sense because I mean, I mean,
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ET does have that that finger that's just clearly built for some it was and
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it's the light attacked and see where it's going. Practically, he's practically a
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it's practically a colonoscopy finger. It's got long and then got the lights.
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You can see. I'm that ruined childhood. That right there just ruined my
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childhood. Colonoscopy finger just thinking that that's what Et was doing in the closet.
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He's running an illegal colonoscopy center that's out of Elliott's closet. There are
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so many people there to arrest him. Also explains why NASA showed up in
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all them suits. He said, you don't want to get any duty on
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you, all right. I feel like we've hit a good level of stupid
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already. Let's jump into some birthdays. Today is Fred Day, May eleventh,
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two thousand and twenty four. Birthdays today, Noah Centennio turns twenty eight.
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I know him best as Adam Smasher in the Back in the Rocks Black
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Adam movie from a couple of years ago. Not the guy that has done
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shows on every Kiss and Wild format around the country. I correct you.
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But it's May ten tenth, Oh it is, hang on, look at
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people, Yeah, my best you know what, My power has been out
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for a couple of days, so I've clearly lost a day. Would not
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be the first time island problem. So May tenth, twenty twenty four.
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Uh so Nova centennial twenty eight today from the Rocks Black Adam movie. Not
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sure if you guys saw it. If you did, did you see it?
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Raj? You know the answer to that already. H Nobody saw that
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move the Rock didn't see that movie? Yes he did. Lots of people
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saw that movie. It had had a huge opening weekend and then it fell
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off. Yeah, it's yeah, Okay, I'm just you'll watched You will
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watch anything almost No, I'm pretty sure any goddamn movie that comes out you're
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watching. It could be like Black Black Adam versus Yosementy Sam. You're like,
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who didn't see it? I'm like, you wouldn't watch The Rocks Black
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Adam versus Yosemite Sam. I'd be all up in that. Of course you
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would. That's the Hollywood makes movies for you. You ever wonder who,
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like, how did they get greenlit? Because you'll watch it because they know
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if nothing else, they'll get twenty bucks out of me. Yes, Black
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Adam. Okay, you watched, but that did better than a bunch of
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the other DC movies. That's not saying a lot. No, it's not
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bars Low. Other birthdays today, also turning twenty eight, Mary Mouser.
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She is the actress that plays Daniel Larusso's daughter, Samantha LaRusso on the Cobra
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Kai TV series on Netflix. She is twenty eight today, isn't she continuing
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the show? Yeah, continuing the grand Hollywood tradition of people in their mid
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to late twenties playing teenagers, and in this case not even really late teenagers,
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because when she starts the show, I think she can't even dry yet,
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So she's like fifteen. Yeah, so she would have been playing probably
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ten years. She's playing basically ten years younger than her actual age. Was
30:08
also seventy five years old. Yeah, he was in his twenties when he
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did the first Karate Kid. Yeah, he had the when he did Karate
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Kid too, he had he was right after the birth of his third child.
30:19
So yeah, yeah, okay, but yeah, he's also I think
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sixty how's Roth sixty five? Sixty six? I think it's Roth Manchio.
30:30
If you really want to know, look it up. But I will say
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this, Uh, the Cobra Kai thing. We started watching it, we
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I don't even know if you can say we got halfway through it. I
30:44
eventually tapped out. I'm like, okay, someone needs to call the police
30:48
on these kids. This is ridiculous. Yes, you got kids, you
30:52
got you got you got fights in the school, all over the place.
30:56
Everywhere they go. These damn kids are kicking each other. One gets kicked
31:00
off of alcony on on the stairwell on the second floor of stairs, gets
31:10
damn near paralyzed. Yes, and I don't see one visit with a police
31:14
officer. What the kid goes to jail. The kid the kit and goes
31:17
to jail. Not really, Yes, did you stop watching after the prolesis
31:22
no? No? Wait, hang on, no, I guess he did
31:23
go to jail. I watched a little bit after that, but it didn't.
31:26
It still didn't. I'm not look, I'm not saying I need to
31:29
believe everything I watch. But okay, the one kid went to jail.
31:33
All these other kids not a whole like the one girl. That's right.
31:36
I guess she got sent to alternative school or something because she was carrying a
31:41
deadly weapon and used it on Samantha LaRusso, who's twenty eight today. The
31:45
punishment does not fit these children's crimes. There's a reason why. This is
31:52
the reason why Texans say don't California, my Texas, because these kids would
31:56
not get away with this if they were in a Texas school, because they
32:00
would have been tried as adults, and two of them already would have been
32:02
put to death. You have never been to Rosita, That's what that tells
32:07
me. I have. I lived in German Oaks. Racida was about ten
32:09
minutes away. Yeah, that's believable. Really a bunch of kids kicking each
32:15
other all over high school and outside of school on the streets, and the
32:20
police like I add to receipta whatever. Yeah, it's the valley, all
32:24
right. Ralph Manto is sixty two. He will turn sixty three in November
32:31
sixty three. It looks great, but yeah, that's a phenomenal show.
32:37
By the way, Cobra Kai, the final season starts this summer and it's
32:42
coming out in three parts. Part one will happen in July. I think
32:46
it's like fifteen episodes for the final season, so part one will happen in
32:52
July on Netflix. Then I think in November part two drops, and then
32:57
sometime next year you get the final episodes of Cobra Kai. And I think
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most of us didn't even think that it would go into a second season.
33:07
Yes, and then when it did, you're like, Okay, this is
33:09
probably gonna be it. And now they're like it's season six. Yeah,
33:14
And you know who you have to think for this, right, William Zapka
33:17
what his name is, Yeah, he's he's an amazing first of all,
33:22
is an amazing actor. Uh, he just got that type cast bullshit that
33:24
happened to him. But the first season was on YouTube and a huge fan
33:30
of the show was Will Smith and he's the one who brought it to Netflix
33:35
by becoming executive producer. So yeah, so yeah, he might have smacked
33:40
the ship out of Chris Rock, but he gave us Cobra Kai. But
33:45
he slapped Netflix into giving us Cobra Kai. Yeah, and I'm grateful for
33:54
because it's just so good. When they brought Lizie, we can call about
33:58
it. Just keep good birthdays. I can go off for hours about the
34:00
show. If William Zappa starts banging Jada Pinkett Smith, then that would be
34:07
funny. Yeah. I don't see Will Smith lighting up to slap Johnny Lawrence.
34:19
I would watch that. See Welcome Raj. Now you now you're in
34:23
my wheelhouse, where you'll watch damn near anything, just just with a couple
34:27
of the right ingredients. Yes, Black Adam had not enough. It had
34:36
popcorn. So trade. Did you watch any of Cobra Kai. I watched
34:43
the first season and and then I I kind of a few episodes in the
34:47
second season, and then I just kind of lost interest. Oh, you
34:52
gotta watch. It's so good. They bring back they bring back so many
34:58
of the past characters. It's a fana pastic and the way they do it,
35:00
and they have like little they drop little lines from like, uh when
35:05
when what's the bad guy from Karate could to the young one not his his
35:10
nephew or whatever. He hands Daniel a thing about a different style of karate
35:16
and he goes for your correction. Wait, they bring back the bad guy
35:21
from the Karate Kid too. It was in in Okinawa. Yeah, the
35:25
one that tried to murder multiple people and he never to jail either. Yeah,
35:30
it's Japanese law. M all right. He disappeared in Shame, Dan.
35:38
I wish that law, would you know? Move over to the States.
35:42
There's plenty of people I think need to disappear in Shame. Yes does
35:47
oh, all right, I'll watch it. Disappeared in shame. Most of
35:52
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we got some birthdays out of the way. Talked way too much about Cobra
38:20
Kai. We got the confusion about alien abduction insurance out of the way.
38:23
Oh, I got to tell you about the hamsters. The hamsters are are
38:30
a big deal right now because Chinese scientists just can't seem to stop experimenting on
38:42
things. Chinese scientists have created a mutant ebola virus that can skirt around biosafety
38:49
rules and it causes horrific symptoms and killed a group of hamsters. Wow.
38:53
Yeah, Chinese scientists, we're so close to getting Yeah, and it seems
39:02
like it seems like Chinese scientists are just really intent on just pushing us all
39:07
right off the edge, which is amazing because it's the i mean, the
39:09
second highest population in the world. You would you think that they wouldn't be
39:15
like, let's eliminate the planet. I mean, it's not like the Chinese
39:22
Communist Party really values the people. That that is true. Okay, follow,
39:25
well, we can we can see they don't value hamsters for sure.
39:29
No. Yeah, Chinese scientists have engineered a virus with parts of Ebola in
39:34
a lab that killed the group of hamsters. Team of researchers used a contagious
39:37
disease of livestock and added a protein found in ebola, which allows the virus
39:43
to infect cells and spread throughout the human body. Yay, let's play with
39:45
that. The group of hamsters that received the lethal injection developed severe systemic diseases
39:51
similar to those observed in human ebola patients, including multi organ failure. One
39:55
particularly horrific symptom saw the infected hamsters well up secretions in their eyes, which
40:00
impaired their vision and scabbed over the surface of the eyeballs. While the experiment
40:06
may spark fears of another lab leak, the researchers say their goal was to
40:09
find the right animal models that can safely mimic ebola symptoms in a lab setting,
40:15
so then they could find ways to treat it. Oh, goscha,
40:22
So did anyone have ebola hamsters on their Apocalypse Bingo card? I did not.
40:31
I didn't know we got Apocalypse Bingo cards. They're constantly changing. No
40:40
one's gonna yell bingo at any point. Oh, eventually we will yell Bingo.
40:46
That's gonna be the name of the disease. I got it now,
40:52
that'll be the end of the movie Bingo the planet totally just sidebar. I'll
41:00
seen the video where it asked the question, is that song about the farmer
41:05
or the dog? Let's say that again. It was a farmer who had
41:13
a dog. That was his name? Is that about the farmer or the
41:16
dog? I didn't even think about that, good question. Yeah, who
41:22
is he talking? All right, let's stop doing, let's stop what we're
41:24
doing. Let's analyze this. Give it to us again, Trey. There
41:30
was a farmer who had a dog. Bingo was his name, O b
41:34
in gio in gio. So the question is who's named Bingo, the farmer
41:38
or the dog? How to go with the farmer? I like it,
41:43
all right, It's been it's been a minute since I've diagrammed a sentence,
41:45
but I think I think I can knock a little bit of rust off.
41:55
All right, give me the lyrics one more time, Trey. There was
41:58
a farmer dogs a farmer who had a dog, and Bingo was his name.
42:07
Oh oh, there was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was
42:15
his name. Of missus Canard from my ninth grade English class would be so
42:22
happy that I'm applying things. She taught me this many years later. And
42:30
Bingo was his Bingo is the name of the farmer. Based on that sentence
42:37
structure, Bingo is the name of the farmer. How does the rest of
42:39
the song go? Does he give any other clues? I don't remember.
42:44
I don't think so. I mean, it's just but how do you know?
42:45
I mean, why mentioned the dog? It was a farmer named Bingo
42:51
dog. But no, it says there was a farmer who had a dog,
42:53
Bingo was his name. Oh damn it. There you go back.
43:02
There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name. O.
43:06
There was a farmer had a dog? Now not and just was a
43:09
farmer had a dog? Bingo was his name? Oh well, this may
43:15
be honestly one of the stupidest investigations we've ever carried out. And that's saying
43:22
something for in here farmer dog song lyrics? Did you actually the lyric was
43:34
there was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name. And then
43:42
that's it b I g O b I g O and Bingo was his name?
43:46
Lyrics me click on there, Okay, there was a farmer had a
43:51
dog and Bingo was his name. Of b I N G O and Bingo
43:54
there a dog. There's no there's no commas. Jesus one three four,
44:04
five, six. There are seven verses of this song and they're all exactly
44:14
the same. Yes, was this song written by Luke Bryan. There was
44:22
a farmer had a dog, Bingo was his name? O B I N
44:29
G O. And then then you just do that six more times and you
44:30
got yourself a hit song. E I in g O. My record label
44:39
thinks I'm stealing from them. Oh, I would just say when you when
44:45
you asked that question, I was like, he's not bright enough to write
44:46
this song. This is too complex for Luke Luke Bright's song. Well,
44:55
yeah, that that that that could be because there is a lot of spelling
45:00
involved here. Well, I'm gonna let the Internet answer this for us to
45:07
see what answer we get. When it says because there's a thing that pops
45:10
up, people also ask is Bingo the song about a dog or farmer m
45:15
h, and this says the song children's song, folk song about a farmer's
45:21
dog. Bingo is an English language children's song and folk song about a farmer's
45:27
dog. Additional verses sung by omitting the first letter song in the previous verse.
45:30
Blah blah blah blah blah. But you believe the Internet, you believe
45:35
the Internet to tell you the truth sometimes. Hmm okay, gotcha. Hey,
45:40
if it's good enough for Aaron Rodgers, it's good enough for me.
45:52
Yeah, well play Ebola hamsters are now something we have to think about.
46:00
Just just keep that in mind as you go about your day. One other
46:07
story that I need to mention before we take off for the weekend. Do
46:15
you guys remember the movie Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield. Yes, well
46:22
I guess. I guess that movie finally made the rounds through the forest because
46:29
I got to report this last week about a menacing looking bigfoot prompting a school
46:35
lockdown in Ohio. Yes, yes, I can't really make this up that
46:50
it's not real. It's not. Well, the story's real. Bigfoot's not
46:57
real. In this case, Bigfoot is not real. I will give you
47:04
that raj. In this case, it is not a real Bigfoot. A
47:07
menacing looking bigfoot prompted a school locked down in Ohio. The costumed person parked
47:15
in a school parking lot, walked across campus and looked in windows, ran
47:17
past windows, and eventually, as it drove away from campus, was pulled
47:23
over by the school's resource officer and detained and that's when I assume that Scooby
47:30
Doo and his friends in the Mystery Machine showed up, pulled the mask off
47:34
the Bigfoot, and unveiled the parent who was attempting some type of prom prank
47:39
at an elementary school dressed in a Bigfoot costume. So let me see,
47:46
there was a parent that was doing a prom prank, Yes, at an
47:53
elementary school. Yes, dressed as Bigfoot. Don't I don't understand, Like
48:00
all of that combined doesn't make sense to me. Oh, I agree,
48:06
it doesn't make sense to the police either, like like they even they they
48:09
sent it to the prosecutor's office for review because even they didn't know, Like,
48:14
well, I don't know if he did anything illegal or not. He's
48:17
just some parent running around in a Sasquatch suit. Yeah, I think that's
48:23
kind of funny, though, I mean, good for him. That's a
48:25
that's a that's a good that's a parent with a good sense of humor.
48:29
I like that. I'm sure the prosecutor was like, why did we get
48:32
a Florida case? Did they just move from Saint Petersburg. They moved.
48:43
They moved to Lorain, Ohio from Saint Petersburg. Florida, and clearly they
48:46
brought their Halloween costumes with them. They got the Miami's confused, didn't they.
48:57
Well that's where it would probably help. If you're going to drive around,
49:00
you probably shouldn't keep the sasquatch mask on your face, so you know
49:05
to turn right to Miami, Florida and not accidentally turn left to Miami,
49:09
Ohio. Can we can we call? Can we just call the police interview
49:20
the police officer that this guy over, Like, that's all I want to
49:22
That's all I want to see. It's like, yeah, I want to
49:25
see the body cam because you know the guys said, he's like, I
49:28
would have gotten away with it two if it hadn't been every damn kids.
49:36
That's why you can't even open the opening sentence. Can't be Do you know
49:38
why I pulled you over? It was just you know why I pulled you
49:45
over? Yeah, but it would make for a hell of a hell of
49:50
a scene. If you're in a car driving past and you see the officer
49:54
padding down bigfoot on the side of the road, Look the golly finally at
50:04
waddling up for the cavity search. I finally got him, and he drives
50:09
a Camri. Damn, there're spacious. Yeah the whole time. It's an
50:19
ad for a Toyota camera. All right, I think I've maxed out on
50:29
my Stupid for the day. Oh god. All right, thanks for hanging
50:34
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