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90 Day Fiancé Season 12 Episode 4 “Forsaking others” Part 1 · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hello, my pets, Welcome back to Vanity Farrah. My name
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Speaker 1: is Chris Farrah, and today we're talking ninety day fiance.
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Speaker 1: This is season twelve, it's episode four. It's forsaking all others,
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Speaker 1: and certainly I don't want you to forsake all others,
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Speaker 1: although I'm happy that you're here with me to talk
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Speaker 1: about this. If you haven't yet, please give me five
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Speaker 1: at the same time, if you want to support me
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Speaker 1: to patreon dot com slash Chris Farah and get special
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Speaker 1: Patreon only lives as well as know that you know
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Speaker 1: you're helping your girl build, honey, build from the ground
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Speaker 1: up a new world in life for her.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, I am excited to talk about this.
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Speaker 1: We also have a new season of Last Resort happening
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Speaker 1: as well, so that's also coming up. And then I've
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Speaker 1: gone back and forth whether I should add Love After
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Speaker 1: Lock Up to the mix.
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Speaker 2: So I have a lot of friends that are listening
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Speaker 2: to it.
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Speaker 1: Of course, last week I had Jake Koodle from Reality Gaze.
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Speaker 2: I know they follow love after lock Up and I
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Speaker 2: definitely have dabbled in love after lock Up before.
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Speaker 1: If you guys listened to Dokey Sweeties, we often covered
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Speaker 1: love after lock Up. So if you are a love
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Speaker 1: after lock up lover, make sure you tell me in
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Speaker 1: some way that you'd be down. So that is what's
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Speaker 1: happening on all my admin. But let's get in to
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Speaker 1: this episode.
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Speaker 2: It was a great episode. It's been a phenomenal season
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Speaker 2: so far.
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Speaker 1: We're obviously only four episodes in, but I know this
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Speaker 1: because I am writing dissertations. I have so much and
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Speaker 1: I have so many notes on this episode and every
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Speaker 1: other episode that's happened thus far.
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Speaker 2: There is just.
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Speaker 1: A wild amount of things to talk about, nuanced things
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Speaker 1: to bring up.
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Speaker 2: I already hate people. I hate someone on the show.
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Speaker 2: I hate him so much.
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Speaker 1: I can't even like describe it, but like I am
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Speaker 1: going to describe it because of a podcast, you know.
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Speaker 2: But we'll get into it.
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Speaker 1: So let's I have so many pictures, Okay, so so
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Speaker 1: many things are happening.
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Speaker 2: Please, Okay, here's the thing.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna start with Mallory and Rashid, and I really
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Speaker 1: think that they're a good couple.
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Speaker 2: I really can feel the love they.
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Speaker 1: Have between each of them, and both of them together
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Speaker 1: are super cute, and their confessionals are just adorable. And
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Speaker 1: this episode and last episode, it was nice to pick
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Speaker 1: up on ways in which they both show love to
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Speaker 1: each other.
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Speaker 2: Like I mentioned how Mallory wasn't.
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Speaker 1: Like your family, but she was like our family when
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Speaker 1: she was describing his and it happens again with this
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Speaker 1: episode where she says our home. You know, she has
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Speaker 1: to like correct herself, but you know, she knows that
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Speaker 1: her home is their home now. And there's also this
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Speaker 1: very small, kind of cute moment when they're in their
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Speaker 1: four plane ride journey back and he's subtly just like
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Speaker 1: kissing her face in such.
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Speaker 2: A sweet way. And I bring this up because.
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Speaker 1: Oftentimes this show gives us couples who were, like, you
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Speaker 1: guys hate or one of you hates the other person,
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Speaker 1: you know, like as much as Chris hates Medo, like
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Speaker 1: Medo certainly feels like he hates Debbie, you know what
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Speaker 1: I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: We're just like, how is this anything?
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Speaker 1: Like?
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Speaker 2: What sweetness is there to be had between you? Two.
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Speaker 1: And it's interesting because it sort of also feels a
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Speaker 1: little bit that way between Palla and Thomas, where I
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Speaker 1: don't know if it's the producers like wanting them to
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Speaker 1: argue a lot, but it's just like I don't see
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Speaker 1: their natural chem you know, I'm saying natural chemistry.
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Speaker 2: So but we'll get into it, okay.
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Speaker 1: So, as I said, I'm sorry with Mallory Rashid, and
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Speaker 1: we're still in Turkey at this moment. He is getting
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Speaker 1: them to the airport, honey, and they're late, so he is,
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Speaker 1: you know, putting the pedal to the metal, and it
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Speaker 1: gets a speeding ticket.
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Speaker 2: God, I've been there, you know, and.
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Speaker 1: I'm surprised you couldn't sweet talk his way out of it,
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Speaker 1: you know, not like Brittany tried to do when she
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Speaker 1: got her DUI And I really hate to bring that up,
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Speaker 1: but at the same time, I got bored one night
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Speaker 1: and I was taking a bath and I decided to
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Speaker 1: like watch the entire video and by entire, I made
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Speaker 1: it like thirty minutes in it's like an hour long.
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Speaker 1: And that was really sad. Why did I watch that?
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Speaker 1: That was like an invasion of.
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Speaker 2: Her privacy also, but it's like crazy that it's.
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Speaker 1: On the Internet and it's legal, right, Like there's police cameras,
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Speaker 1: they're not wearing body cams.
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Speaker 2: It's like the car video. It's interesting that's all public knowledge.
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Speaker 1: And is it public knowledge no matter who gets pulled over?
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Speaker 2: Or is it just like you have to ask for
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Speaker 2: it anyway.
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Speaker 1: And the other weird thing is that she's off of
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Speaker 1: West like Boulevard, like the one oh one, and I
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Speaker 1: have gotten off at that exit for like the last
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Speaker 1: forty years of my life because I'm like old. But
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Speaker 1: also at the same time, I have family that live
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Speaker 1: off that exit. So it's like I know exactly where
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Speaker 1: she is. I know that she's like close to that
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Speaker 1: strip mall where the movie theaters are, and there's like
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Speaker 1: a Trader Joe's and a Ralph's like caddy corner to her,
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Speaker 1: and there's like a gas station right there, and like
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Speaker 1: there's a Starbucks down that street. Oh god, Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: There was a lot of moments. Well there's also a
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Speaker 1: lot of moments on this episode. Don't worry, I'll get
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Speaker 1: back to where I also was like I've seen that
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Speaker 1: I've been there. Okay, So, as I said, they have
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Speaker 1: four flights to get from Istanbul back to redneck country.
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Speaker 1: And it's like he has to go from his smaller
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Speaker 1: town in Turkey to Istanbul, and then Istanbul to Paris,
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Speaker 1: and Paris to Washington, d C.
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Speaker 2: And then Washington, Washington C. Back to Alabama.
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Speaker 1: And I was a little bit like, oh do you guys,
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Speaker 1: You guys can't just like take two days off in Paris.
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Speaker 2: Oh city of Lovers. Oh my god. But they get
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Speaker 2: picked up.
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Speaker 1: From the airport from her friend, and her friend drives
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Speaker 1: the most obnoxious car possible.
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Speaker 2: She drives up a car with I don't know what
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Speaker 2: this is, like, I will say this.
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Speaker 1: It's like, of course, it has a sign that says
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Speaker 1: back to back World War Champs, and there's like a
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Speaker 1: bunch of colored dots.
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Speaker 2: It makes me feel like.
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Speaker 1: Pageant people, people that like had a pageant that weekend,
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Speaker 1: and so they decorated their car for the pageant, you know,
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Speaker 1: like Miss Universe or like, it's not gonna be Missing Universe,
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Speaker 1: it's gonna be like Miss Cutie pie Cheeks or something,
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Speaker 1: you know, like and they this is their whole life,
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Speaker 1: and so they're going to decorate their car with like
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Speaker 1: magic pens or whatever.
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Speaker 2: Like I don't know it's just.
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Speaker 1: It's a very different, like suburban and or Middle America
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Speaker 1: or the South kind of aesthetic and lifestyle that I've
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Speaker 1: never known. And I also say, like, maybe it's like
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Speaker 1: a sports related situation, like maybe if there was a
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Speaker 1: sports game.
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Speaker 2: She also decorates her car.
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Speaker 1: To be like, you know, we're the Division one champs.
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Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure, but.
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Speaker 1: It's it's like a I don't know, it's cringey to me,
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Speaker 1: and I can't tell you why. It's maybe because it's like, oh,
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Speaker 1: this is so important for this person that they like
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Speaker 1: got weird markers and decorated their car. But I'm also
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Speaker 1: not someone who like necessarily cares about bumper stickers, Like
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Speaker 1: I think it isn't like a chic look.
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Speaker 2: It feels.
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Speaker 1: Pedestrian, I guess, and that sounds elitist, but I'm just
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Speaker 1: being honest, like I'm not for it. I like every
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Speaker 1: time I see cars that have that, I'm like, it
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Speaker 1: makes me feel like whoever is driving it, whoever decorated it,
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Speaker 1: is someone of a regressed emotional maturity.
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Speaker 2: Who has too much time on their hands.
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Speaker 1: But what if they're just someone who doesn't deal with
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Speaker 1: anxiety and so the time I'm spending either being anxious.
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Speaker 2: Or worrying or you know, scrolling on my phone.
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Speaker 1: They're like decorating cars, you know, so I'm gonna give
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Speaker 1: them grace. But at the same time, well you know,
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Speaker 1: and God bless for sheet. He like doesn't get it,
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Speaker 1: you know. He's like, what does it mean? And she's like, well,
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Speaker 1: world War champs back to back, you know. He's like no,
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Speaker 1: She's like, well there was World War One, right, and
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Speaker 1: he's like yeh huh, Like okay, well we won that.
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Speaker 1: And he's like okay, And he's also probably in his
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Speaker 1: mind like didn't like England do it too? You know,
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Speaker 1: wherever go of us. So however, they're driving through the
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Speaker 1: town and it's interesting. We do get a lot of
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Speaker 1: this where people from different parts of the world can't
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Speaker 1: believe how.
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Speaker 2: Dead our cities look.
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Speaker 1: And granted this is like a certain part of America,
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Speaker 1: but I mean, obviously, when you're in a densely populated
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Speaker 1: area like New York or San Francisco, it doesn't look
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Speaker 1: that way. But just to see like one person on
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Speaker 1: the street walking and just it's a shocking thing. He's like,
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Speaker 1: where's all the people? And she's like, don't worry. Let
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Speaker 1: me show you some of the sites. Here's the chick
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Speaker 1: fil A. They're like, we love chick fil A. And
10:56
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna tell you right now, chick fil A
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Speaker 1: is fine. I've always been a Popeyes girl. I'm like
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Speaker 1: Popeyes through and through, Like I think the Popeyees chicken sandwich.
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Speaker 2: Is the best. I don't really understand chick fil A.
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Speaker 1: It's not even open on Sundays, which is like arguably
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Speaker 1: a great day to have fast food in that you
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Speaker 1: might be like hungover from the Saturday night before. And
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Speaker 1: I also remember the first time that I saw chick
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Speaker 1: fil A, because they didn't have them in California when
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Speaker 1: I was like young.
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Speaker 2: Now they do.
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Speaker 1: Godlass, But I was in the South. I was in
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Speaker 1: Louisiana and my cousin and I were in an elevator
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Speaker 1: and she's from the South. She's in Louisiana, like I
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Speaker 1: just said. And I was in New Orleans, which, by
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Speaker 1: the way, I'm gonna get to New Orleans talk so godless.
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Speaker 1: Someone walked in with a cup and I was like,
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Speaker 1: this is how dumb I was.
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Speaker 2: I was like, chick fula, what's chick fila. She's like Chrissy,
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Speaker 2: it's Chick fil A, And I was like.
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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I did probably sound like the dumbest California person.
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Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. I didn't.
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Speaker 1: I didn't get the joke right, and like, that's really
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Speaker 1: hard for me to say. They also drive by another site,
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Speaker 1: which is an adult sex store, and she's asked if
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Speaker 1: he's ever been there, and then they have an adorable
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Speaker 1: conversation where she has to explain what a glory hole is,
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Speaker 1: and glory holes are something I used to hear about
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Speaker 1: also like twenty years ago, and I feel like no
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Speaker 1: one ever talks about it. So the fact that Mallory's
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Speaker 1: younger and she knows what one is, I was like, Okay,
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Speaker 1: it's still a thing because I guess. Something about glory
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Speaker 1: holes to me was like it feels almost like a
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Speaker 1: pre internet sex hookup thing, like you know, before the internet,
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Speaker 1: a way to get your rocks off, I guess, and I,
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Speaker 1: you know, haven't ever been a part of one. Was like,
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Speaker 1: you know, the idea of going to a truck stop
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Speaker 1: or god bless whatever wherever they are like bathrooms and
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Speaker 1: then like you know, stick in your dick in a
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Speaker 1: hole and like seeing what happens. But how do you
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Speaker 1: know someone's there? And also if you are on the
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Speaker 1: other side, how long do you have to wait before
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Speaker 1: a dick comes inside? And what if the dick is
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Speaker 1: ugly or what if the dick is so small, Like
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Speaker 1: it's just like you see a little nub coming out.
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Speaker 1: I've always had like a billion questions about it. She
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Speaker 1: really does a good job explaining to him what it is,
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Speaker 1: and he is taken aback. He like is like, what
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Speaker 1: what is happening?
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Speaker 2: What are you saying? America is crazy? And yeah, I
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Speaker 2: think they're like I know, I have already said this,
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Speaker 2: Like I just love their back and forth. I think
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Speaker 2: it's so cute.
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Speaker 1: Like he he seems sweet and naive, you know, like
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Speaker 1: it he is hot as hell. He's really hot. He
13:47
Speaker 1: looks kind of like a hotter Chris Kline. To me,
13:50
Speaker 1: remember that guy, doesn't you look like Chris Kline? I
13:54
Speaker 1: should do like a back to back Okay. He's just
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Speaker 1: like I can't believe it's a real and it's like,
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Speaker 1: yes it is, and that part is exciting to him,
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Speaker 1: unlike the town, which you know, looks abandoned, as he says.
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Speaker 1: And they get to her home, which now of course
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Speaker 1: is their home, and he thinks the home is cute,
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Speaker 1: and it is. It's really decorated adorably. It feels like
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Speaker 1: there's brand new refurbishings. You know. She has really cute
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Speaker 1: lighting fixtures, and we meet her dogs. She has four
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Speaker 1: big ass dogs, well one small, but she has four dogs, Mickey, Manie, Twister,
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Speaker 1: and Opal.
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Speaker 2: And I guess if you have the land for it, it.
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Speaker 1: Seems like a lot. But there's a lot of dogs
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Speaker 1: on this episode. I forget like this.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: This season there's a Lily bit, there's whatever, SHA's two
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Speaker 1: dogs are named, and now there's Mickey, Mini, Twister, and Opal.
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Speaker 2: I like dogs for sure.
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Speaker 1: And I think that, you know, because I live in
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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, I don't like live in a big home,
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Speaker 1: you know, with like lots of land outside. The thought
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Speaker 1: of having big dogs, you know, especially more than one,
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Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, how you know? But I guess
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Speaker 1: if you just have the land to make to let
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Speaker 1: him run. But at the same time, I'm like, just
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Speaker 1: the responsibility to make sure that those big ass dogs
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Speaker 1: are getting you know, their movement in.
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Speaker 2: Like, are they getting their ten k steps?
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Speaker 1: Dogs need to like, you know, be thrown, you know,
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Speaker 1: and play fetch, like for two hours at a time,
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Speaker 1: I feel like every day anyway.
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Speaker 2: So he's not thrilled about that many dogs.
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Speaker 1: You know, he's the kind of person who wants to
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Speaker 1: take off his shoes, you know, like that kind of situation.
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Speaker 1: He almost asks if the dogs don't have to sleep
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Speaker 1: in the bed, and she is like, no, they're all
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Speaker 1: sleeping in our bed. We're gonna get a bigger bed
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Speaker 1: like a cow king. That is a lot of dogs.
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Speaker 1: And when they go into her bedroom, we see that
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Speaker 1: there's like steps up to her bed, you know, for
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Speaker 1: the dog, and so we know that, you know, that's
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Speaker 1: how it is.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: This part's annoying to me because it does sometimes feel
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Speaker 1: like there is a producer being like, oh is one
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Speaker 1: of the guys Muslim? Okay, great, we have our checklist, honey,
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Speaker 1: and the checklist is going to be and this is
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Speaker 1: not everyone, but it does feel like one of these
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Speaker 1: has to happen. Let's have someone who is hard headed.
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Speaker 1: Let's have someone who thinks it's their way or the highway.
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Speaker 1: Let's have someone who thinks women are dumb or don't
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Speaker 1: know what they're talking about, or need a guiding hand,
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Speaker 1: and that they're just the guiding hand to be to
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Speaker 1: be needed. Let's have someone judge whether they're you know,
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Speaker 1: loved one's outfits are modest or not enough for them,
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Speaker 1: and let's make sure.
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Speaker 2: That they want to be day.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's like so many things and at the
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Speaker 1: very end, you know, be like and let's make sure
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Speaker 1: that the person wants the person to become Muslim, even
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Speaker 1: if they hadn't talked about it before, even if they say,
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Speaker 1: you don't really have to, like, let's just make sure
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Speaker 1: that person just repeatedly obsesses Slash pressures the person to
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Speaker 1: accept Allah into her heart and the Koran. Now he
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Speaker 1: hasn't done a lot of those things, right, There is
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Speaker 1: no mention about religion. Yet maybe that's going to come
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Speaker 1: up later because this episode, i guess, is more about
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Speaker 1: the fact they also didn't talk about whether they wanted
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Speaker 1: kids or not, which is crazy to me because maybe
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Speaker 1: it's the language barrier. But the fact that you are
17:31
Speaker 1: going to think about getting married to someone and you
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Speaker 1: haven't broached the subject of children is wild to me.
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Speaker 1: But again, like hopefully they broke the subject of religion.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't seem like the type that's going to be
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Speaker 1: like my way the highway, but he's used to a baday,
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Speaker 1: And as an American who didn't grow up with a bidet,
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Speaker 1: I will say that my opinion is he's right. It's
17:57
Speaker 1: cleaner to have a bidet. It's kind of like the
18:00
Speaker 1: best of both worlds to be able to like use
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Speaker 1: a bidet and dry that shit off with some toilet paper.
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Speaker 1: But it's the combination of both that really truly makes
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Speaker 1: want someone feel clean, you know. And obviously I'm a
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm a girl or whatever, so I love
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Speaker 1: the bidets that like, you know, will kind of move
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Speaker 1: the nozzle once you shoot it up any hole.
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Speaker 2: How lovely fresh, so fresh, so clean?
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Speaker 1: You know.
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Speaker 2: Also, did you notice he brought a lot of luggage.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes people on the show bring like two bags and
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Speaker 1: you're like, you're not flying on staying. I mean, he
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Speaker 1: brought four big ass bags, you know. He four check ins,
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Speaker 1: all different colors, all different flavors. You know.
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Speaker 2: This is where he also is unpacking. And he brought
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Speaker 2: a stuffed animal for their future baby as well as
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Speaker 2: like a pink cardigan. And I want to be like,
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Speaker 2: do your mom give you that pink cardigan? Was that dog?
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Speaker 2: The dog looked brand.
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Speaker 1: New the stuffed animal which was a dog, because for
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Speaker 1: a moment, I was like when he first brought it out,
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Speaker 1: I was like, is that a stuffed animal that you
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Speaker 1: loved as a kid that you were always like, I'm
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Speaker 1: going to keep Rover for my baby, you know, but no,
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Speaker 1: it looks like a brand new dog.
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Speaker 2: I would love like a little more backstory.
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Speaker 1: So like, Buddy, you were just like shopping one day
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Speaker 1: and was like, that looks like my future baby's dog.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy it right now.
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Speaker 1: Or were you like, I want that stuffed animal, But
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Speaker 1: I can't be someone who buys stuffed animals because I'm
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Speaker 1: an adult male.
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Speaker 2: Who definitely never cries. I cry sometimes. You know, this
19:44
Speaker 2: is him talking.
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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna buy that stuffed animal wink wing
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Speaker 1: for the cat, for the child, but you know, until
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Speaker 1: the child gets there. I need a little sum to
19:51
Speaker 1: squeeze at night. I mean, I need something to squeeze
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Speaker 1: at night. It's a pillow, but you know, like I
20:00
Speaker 1: need to wrap my long ass arms around something. It's
20:03
Speaker 1: too uncomfortable just to like beholding my arms around me
20:06
Speaker 1: or just like have them swinging about like it makes
20:09
Speaker 1: no sense for me. Unless they are like gripping something
20:12
Speaker 1: tightly anyway. So this is where she's like, oh, kids, right,
20:18
Speaker 1: She's like, Yeah, we haven't talked about in her confessional
20:20
Speaker 1: having kids yet, and I don't even know if I
20:22
Speaker 1: want them.
20:22
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm like leaning towards no, which I'm like,
20:25
Speaker 2: you have to say that.
20:29
Speaker 1: You have to say that, just like if you think
20:36
Speaker 1: someone's going to someday, you know, change into your religion,
20:41
Speaker 1: that's something you have to like.
20:44
Speaker 2: Say out loud and hope for.
20:45
Speaker 1: And also you know, no, I mean children, aren't someone
20:51
Speaker 1: converting to a religion. I think that plans should be discussed.
20:56
Speaker 1: But I also like secretly detest if someone is trying
21:01
Speaker 1: to marry someone and then also needs them to change,
21:05
Speaker 1: like a fundamental part of them or not part of them,
21:09
Speaker 1: but change fundamentally. So at this point, also she's like, hey,
21:17
Speaker 1: Brandon's coming over, and we're like why, literally why there's
21:22
Speaker 1: no need for Brandon to come over, like twenty minutes
21:24
Speaker 1: into his first day, except the producers were like, make
21:27
Speaker 1: sure Brandon comes over for some fun. Of course, Brandon
21:31
Speaker 1: is her friends with benefit friend who Rashid has like
21:37
Speaker 1: automatic problems with, and you know it's like, how do
21:45
Speaker 1: you feel about this? I think that there are certain
21:49
Speaker 1: people in your lives that you might have had a
21:55
Speaker 1: history with, but they have like transformed into a part
21:59
Speaker 1: of your life that you don't have to worry about,
22:01
Speaker 1: like maybe yeah, you dated or like you hooked up
22:04
Speaker 1: once or twice when you were young, but now this
22:06
Speaker 1: person is like in your social circle or is dating
22:11
Speaker 1: one of your friends or something like that. It's it's
22:15
Speaker 1: interesting though, because you know, for Mallory, she never really
22:20
Speaker 1: said like how long ago they were friends with benefits.
22:23
Speaker 1: In fact, if I was to like infer what she means,
22:26
Speaker 1: it feels like she like hooked up with him right
22:29
Speaker 1: up until she either met Rishie or you know whatnot.
22:32
Speaker 1: You know, like it doesn't feel like it's ancient history.
22:37
Speaker 1: He of course helped her when she went through this
22:40
Speaker 1: tragic car accident and took care of her dogs.
22:43
Speaker 2: I would have to know what he feels like. Is
22:46
Speaker 2: he just like.
22:48
Speaker 1: I've known her all my life and you know, she's
22:51
Speaker 1: like a sister to me that you know, I like
22:52
Speaker 1: to kiss sometimes. I don't know, but we definitely know
22:56
Speaker 1: that there's going to be a conversation.
22:58
Speaker 2: They gave us these hilarious.
23:00
Speaker 1: Previews for the next episode where they throw a redneck
23:03
Speaker 1: party and for some reason, Rashid has I mean the
23:06
Speaker 1: worst piece of hair, like just a little weft of
23:10
Speaker 1: curly ass hair that they put outside of his cap
23:15
Speaker 1: or whatever, his hat, and he has to like deal
23:18
Speaker 1: with it as he tries to talk to Brandon and
23:22
Speaker 1: why it's also funny, say, you know, you know, Rashiet's
23:24
Speaker 1: English is a little limited, so like, but also I
23:27
Speaker 1: do feel like maybe Brandon's English is a little limited,
23:29
Speaker 1: ha ha ha. Anyway, yeah, so he's upset that, you know,
23:34
Speaker 1: Brandon's coming over and says it's bullshit.
23:36
Speaker 2: He says, in fact, this is very bullshit.
23:39
Speaker 1: Which I thought was adorable. It is very bullshit. You're right,
23:43
Speaker 1: it's very bullshit. But like, yeah, all in all, I
23:48
Speaker 1: think this couple is going to last. I definitely think
23:50
Speaker 1: he's going to stay. And I do feel like he
23:55
Speaker 1: is one of the more passive men from a Muslim country.
24:00
Speaker 1: But he also, yeah, like he seems like a little naive,
24:03
Speaker 1: like a little sheltered, like a little He seems very sweet.
24:08
Speaker 1: He seems like a very sensitive creature, you know, like
24:13
Speaker 1: I know that he is a Mariner. He's a captain.
24:21
Speaker 1: He's a sea person, you know, doesn't also feel like
24:25
Speaker 1: he does something artistic, like if he told me that
24:30
Speaker 1: he told me Chris just personally, if he said that
24:33
Speaker 1: he was a poet, I believe it and not one
24:35
Speaker 1: of those annoying poets like you know from other episodes
24:38
Speaker 1: that like, you know, are shitty, like the one that
24:40
Speaker 1: was with Debbie. But like, I don't know, I could
24:44
Speaker 1: see him doing something artistic. I'm surprised he doesn't like
24:46
Speaker 1: play an instrument or does he, you know. So let's
24:50
Speaker 1: move on from you know, one lovely person from a
24:54
Speaker 1: Muslim Muslim country to one that I just I'm not
25:00
Speaker 1: going to be able to tolerate. Oh that's Medo and Debbie. Okay,
25:05
Speaker 1: So they also get to pick they get a ride
25:08
Speaker 1: from the airport, and it's her daughter and she has
25:11
Speaker 1: to because she lives with her mom, which now we realize,
25:14
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, okay, and this is interesting. So obviously
25:21
Speaker 1: he wanted to pretend that he wasn't coming for whatever
25:25
Speaker 1: reason because he thought it was hilarious even though it
25:28
Speaker 1: was emotionally abusive, and Devin the daughter like tries to
25:33
Speaker 1: like be like, yeah, it was weird because we didn't
25:37
Speaker 1: know if you were going to, you know, be there,
25:40
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh yes, And then he says,
25:43
Speaker 1: in Egypt, we love to make surprise. Yeah, that's not
25:50
Speaker 1: a surprise. That's like an evil prank. That's like, yeah,
25:53
Speaker 1: it's emotional abuse. Like you if someone is going to
25:59
Speaker 1: do something thing that it's going to cause like major
26:03
Speaker 1: distress and ruin someone's schedule or day or life or
26:07
Speaker 1: like put them on an emotional rollercoaster, that's not like
26:10
Speaker 1: a surprise. A surprise, asshole, would be if you brought
26:15
Speaker 1: her something from Egypt, like a gift, like you did
26:19
Speaker 1: something for her and surprised her with that. You getting
26:24
Speaker 1: on the flight that you should already be on is
26:28
Speaker 1: not a surprise. I wow, I really hate him.
26:36
Speaker 2: I mean, he's horrible. He's a nightmare.
26:39
Speaker 1: And the saving grace is how cringey he is, so
26:42
Speaker 1: I can talk about it because I.
26:43
Speaker 2: Have no sympathy he.
26:46
Speaker 1: I mean, what an asshole, you know, really like, and
26:49
Speaker 1: everything he says is disgusting, and all of his like
26:53
Speaker 1: want to be famous or whatever is so dumb, And
26:56
Speaker 1: the fact that he bought so many Instagram followers for
27:00
Speaker 1: have like such small engagement.
27:02
Speaker 2: He has less engagement than me. Okay, I have fourteen thousand.
27:08
Speaker 1: Followers and this asshole is trying to pretend that he
27:11
Speaker 1: has like six hundred and seventy thousand fucking followers and
27:16
Speaker 1: he's gonna have like eight comments on something.
27:20
Speaker 2: Are you that's dumb?
27:23
Speaker 1: But it makes Yeah, Debdi's dumb. Debbie's dumb for believing it.
27:26
Speaker 1: But it's like, I guess there are dumb people.
27:28
Speaker 2: In this world.
27:29
Speaker 1: But like Hollywood isn't dumb, Like casting directors aren't dumb,
27:33
Speaker 1: Like no one's looking at your profile and being like, wow,
27:36
Speaker 1: what a star, What a talented man? What a model?
27:40
Speaker 1: Why is he an actor or a model? He could
27:42
Speaker 1: do both.
27:43
Speaker 2: You know, he's not Kara de Lavigne or what the
27:45
Speaker 2: fuck her name is? He's not.
27:46
Speaker 1: He really is, And I mean this unattractive and not
27:51
Speaker 1: I mean unattractive across the board, like he is a
27:57
Speaker 1: not a cute man, and I mean, yeah, I just
28:05
Speaker 1: he is not charming, not funny, not charming, not nice,
28:10
Speaker 1: not attractive, really weird, really cruel, gross.
28:18
Speaker 2: He's not it. I mean he is boo, I mean truly.
28:23
Speaker 1: Okay, So anyway, did I make my So I did
28:26
Speaker 1: my point. So we get to her house, honey, and
28:30
Speaker 1: her house is weird looking, Okay, I mean, let's just
28:33
Speaker 1: be honest. It's a one bedroom home in New Orleans.
28:38
Speaker 1: And when he when she shows it shows us, is
28:40
Speaker 1: it shows us? It? Uh? The first apartment there is
28:44
Speaker 1: like weird mismatched furniture, like for some reason, she has
28:48
Speaker 1: two weird couches and she decided to put the pillows
28:53
Speaker 1: from one couch on the other, and then it looks
28:56
Speaker 1: like a dotting table from a completely different home. I
28:59
Speaker 1: don't know if she got all her furniture like free
29:01
Speaker 1: or off the side of the road, or like at
29:03
Speaker 1: some weird estate sale where she was.
29:05
Speaker 2: Like, give me everything twenty dollars and.
29:07
Speaker 1: The people are like, just give it and just get it.
29:09
Speaker 1: I was once out of here, you know, like it's
29:11
Speaker 1: all over the place. Her art is like from a
29:14
Speaker 1: different era as well, like no, nothing makes sense in
29:17
Speaker 1: this apartment. I mean it really looks like and it's
29:21
Speaker 1: put together like by someone who's you know, God blessed,
29:24
Speaker 1: not seeing impaired, a seeing impaired person. And then she's like, oh,
29:28
Speaker 1: I have a thing. I love eggs. I just I
29:31
Speaker 1: make sure I have all of these eggs. I have
29:34
Speaker 1: forty to fifty just decorated eggs somewhere like EMU eggs,
29:38
Speaker 1: and who knows they're just I don't know where she
29:40
Speaker 1: gets them, but she treats them like they're precious. I mean, yeah,
29:47
Speaker 1: I you know, it takes I think a certain type
29:50
Speaker 1: of person to have wanted a METO in their life.
29:53
Speaker 1: And Debbie is that certain type of person, which is
29:55
Speaker 1: someone with no taste, a tasteless person.
30:03
Speaker 2: And I really gave it to her because I liked.
30:05
Speaker 1: Her makeup choices, you know, when we went to her vanity,
30:08
Speaker 1: I you know, she like has some Chanel and she
30:10
Speaker 1: has Dior and she know, like I was like, oh,
30:13
Speaker 1: you know, she cares about this.
30:14
Speaker 2: She has great hair, like I said.
30:16
Speaker 1: And at the same time, I don't know, it just
30:18
Speaker 1: stops there or she found like one or two good
30:21
Speaker 1: sales associates. But like I mean, her decor is ridiculous.
30:25
Speaker 1: Emma's collection of forty to fifty ugly ass you know,
30:29
Speaker 1: like cream colored light blue eggs is weird.
30:35
Speaker 2: Collections are weird. I mean, I guess I like a
30:39
Speaker 2: kitchy collection.
30:40
Speaker 1: Like you know, if you just are someone who likes owls,
30:44
Speaker 1: so you just make sure that like you know, I
30:46
Speaker 1: got an hour owl clock and then an owl mug,
30:48
Speaker 1: and then you know, someone gets you this picture that
30:50
Speaker 1: like I don't know, at least I would understand something.
30:55
Speaker 2: Where there's a theme, and then you just have a bunch.
30:59
Speaker 1: Like you could probably argue that I have a collection
31:02
Speaker 1: of plays, but it's like, no, I just have a
31:03
Speaker 1: lot of plays. But I guess I have a collection
31:05
Speaker 1: of plays. I have a collection, I guess of playbills.
31:09
Speaker 1: I've kept a lot of playbills in my life. It's
31:11
Speaker 1: more sentimental or whatever. But is that the same thing.
31:18
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for playbills. I mean, I'm paying, you know,
31:22
Speaker 1: sometimes absorbent ticket fees to go see plays, but it's
31:26
Speaker 1: not for the play bill. That's just like you know,
31:28
Speaker 1: witness this piece of theater or whatever. It's weird to
31:33
Speaker 1: like have to hunt down certain things on the internet.
31:36
Speaker 1: But I mean, because I guess it's like I would
31:41
Speaker 1: need like a sentimental value attached. Like what do the
31:45
Speaker 1: eggs mean to her? Does she just think these eggs
31:47
Speaker 1: are fancy? Or does fancy eggs it makes her feel
31:50
Speaker 1: like she's in some like house of Versailles in this
31:53
Speaker 1: one corner of her home.
31:58
Speaker 2: It's just sometimes do you feel like.
32:01
Speaker 1: A person's home or collection, like her kitchen's like kind
32:06
Speaker 1: of messy, like is indicative of their mental state?
32:10
Speaker 2: Like I do feel like.
32:13
Speaker 1: When I talked about how I think decorating cars with
32:16
Speaker 1: markers is like not it for me, And listen, I
32:18
Speaker 1: know what might happen, like for a wedding or like
32:20
Speaker 1: someone's graduation, but I do think there's also a type
32:23
Speaker 1: of person that will do it for like many different
32:26
Speaker 1: weekend events, you know, And I guess, yeah, I'm just
32:29
Speaker 1: like it always makes me feel a little judge of them,
32:32
Speaker 1: and I yeah, like this collection of eggs is the
32:35
Speaker 1: same thing where I'm like Debbie is in La La
32:38
Speaker 1: Land anyway, just because I also just feel like there
32:42
Speaker 1: is no rhyme or reason to her decor So why
32:45
Speaker 1: is there rhyme or reason to this one collection of
32:47
Speaker 1: like really delicate eggs. You would have to tell me
32:53
Speaker 1: that there's like a huge market for these eggs and
32:55
Speaker 1: that they're going to be like collector's items someday, and like,
32:57
Speaker 1: you know, if she spent twenty dollars on them, you
32:59
Speaker 1: know they're worth like, you know, five thousand niche at
33:01
Speaker 1: some point they're not, but that would be the only
33:05
Speaker 1: way to be like, oh, okay, but I don't think
33:08
Speaker 1: anyone's buying these eggs from her, so she's just carding around,
33:14
Speaker 1: you know, things that will be easily broken for like
33:18
Speaker 1: no reason. Also, what, yeah, my moms are just like
33:22
Speaker 1: when she looks at the eggs, what does she feel like?
33:25
Speaker 2: What does it say to her?
33:27
Speaker 1: Like?
33:27
Speaker 2: I did it?
33:29
Speaker 1: Look at these fancy eggs. Some people like Faberge eggs.
33:32
Speaker 1: These are not Faberget eggs. These are just pretty eggs
33:37
Speaker 1: that I like, and I have them all throughout the year,
33:41
Speaker 1: not just Easter. And when people look at them, they think, wow,
33:45
Speaker 1: she has an artistic eye. She collects art. Okay, I
33:52
Speaker 1: just okay, i'llt go. Okay, I'm I'm letting go. So
33:56
Speaker 1: listen if you think that I feel like her apartment
34:00
Speaker 1: wasn't much to look at, fucking Medow is like uh
34:04
Speaker 1: Tari to inform you that my home in Egypt is
34:07
Speaker 1: bigger Tari because he, you know, he is an asshole.
34:12
Speaker 1: And he also keeps saying where's my bedroom, Where's my bedroom?
34:18
Speaker 1: And it's a one bedroom, so your bedroom is her
34:22
Speaker 1: bedroom and she's not being like our bedroom. Why are
34:27
Speaker 1: you being like your bedroom. At one point, I was like,
34:30
Speaker 1: does he think that he's going to get his own
34:32
Speaker 1: fucking bedroom that she doesn't sleep in? Devin, her daughter
34:37
Speaker 1: is like sleeping on the couch. Like I said, I
34:40
Speaker 1: really felt like he thought he had his own bedroom there,
34:44
Speaker 1: Like when she shows him her bedroom and she's like here,
34:46
Speaker 1: it is like I thought he's going to be like, well,
34:48
Speaker 1: this is your room, bitch, where's my bedroom. You know,
34:54
Speaker 1: we have to remember that he has never had sex
34:57
Speaker 1: with a woman before, and she said that she hasn't
35:02
Speaker 1: had sex in ten years. She's a really pretty woman.
35:08
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, she's an attractive woman. She has
35:11
Speaker 1: great hair, you know, she has like a cute fig
35:14
Speaker 1: and figure, and she like you know, puts makeup on.
35:17
Speaker 1: And she has enough money to like buy you know,
35:19
Speaker 1: at least one LV bag and all those eggs. So
35:23
Speaker 1: and she lives in New Orleans. You know, it's like
35:25
Speaker 1: a happening town. You know, a lot of nightlife. You know,
35:28
Speaker 1: like the kind of nightlife you don't need a reason
35:30
Speaker 1: to go out for. You know, you can like just
35:32
Speaker 1: go out to listen to a band or whatever and
35:34
Speaker 1: then just thus be out and just thus meets people,
35:37
Speaker 1: so like, why hasn't she had sex in ten years?
35:41
Speaker 1: Like if she I feel like if she wanted to
35:43
Speaker 1: have sex, she could and not even just like gross
35:45
Speaker 1: people or like people that don't you know, like aren't
35:49
Speaker 1: good for her, or like random strangers. I feel like
35:54
Speaker 1: I'm surprised she hasn't put herself in positions to like
35:57
Speaker 1: maybe have a relationship with someone, you know, acquaintances that
36:01
Speaker 1: lead to something interesting. So anyway, we get to him
36:09
Speaker 1: talking about, you know that that he doesn't have sex,
36:14
Speaker 1: and then she's also like, so we've talked about it,
36:17
Speaker 1: but since we're sleeping in the same bed, you know,
36:19
Speaker 1: we're just not going to touch each other. And so
36:21
Speaker 1: she decides to come out in this like red and
36:25
Speaker 1: black buffalo plaid long sleeve nightgown. Probably sleeps so hot
36:33
Speaker 1: that nightgown. And he is just like very quick to
36:37
Speaker 1: be like, oh, it's ugliest and it's hideous. It's so ugly,
36:42
Speaker 1: don't even worry about it. She surprised me when she
36:47
Speaker 1: wore it. You know, I'm not at all.
36:51
Speaker 2: Tempted to fuck this lady.
36:52
Speaker 1: In fact, his eyes when he sees her is like,
36:55
Speaker 1: she was, you know, not for me wearing something that
36:59
Speaker 1: isn't it not sexy at all? Now, I'm gonna say this,
37:08
Speaker 1: the thought that you are sexually into someone who you've
37:12
Speaker 1: never been with and it's your first night having not
37:15
Speaker 1: seen them in a long time, just like I think
37:20
Speaker 1: the physical act of laying in bed with someone that
37:24
Speaker 1: you have like winked at or made eyes at, or
37:26
Speaker 1: can like hear them breathe or like hear them smell. Sorry,
37:30
Speaker 1: I hear them like smell them as what I want
37:31
Speaker 1: to say, not hear them smell, you know, I mean
37:34
Speaker 1: usually especially in the early days of a relationship, that's
37:38
Speaker 1: enough they could be wearing one of the fuck it's
37:42
Speaker 1: like you can still feel their presence and like the
37:45
Speaker 1: feeling of their presence.
37:48
Speaker 2: Is enough to be hot.
37:52
Speaker 1: And the fact that he doesn't feel that at all,
37:57
Speaker 1: I think means something. What do you think it means?
38:01
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it. He says that it's a problem
38:05
Speaker 1: in Muslim country's, you know, sexual compatibility, because you can't
38:09
Speaker 1: have sex until you're married, and then you know, you
38:11
Speaker 1: never know how it's going to be. And yeah, it
38:17
Speaker 1: definitely feels like his idea of sexuality is not open
38:27
Speaker 1: and we don't it doesn't feel real it doesn't feel
38:35
Speaker 1: like it's a like human And it could either be
38:41
Speaker 1: two things. Either he is asexual. He either be or
38:45
Speaker 1: be just intrinsically not sexually attracted to Debbie. It could
38:53
Speaker 1: be that he you know, isn't just isn't attracted to her,
38:57
Speaker 1: that she's you know, gave him the itck in some kind,
39:00
Speaker 1: or it could be that her very gender gives him
39:04
Speaker 1: the ick and therefore it could be the age or
39:07
Speaker 1: the gender.
39:10
Speaker 2: Me No, to me.
39:14
Speaker 1: Feels like someone who has engaged in sexual activity with
39:21
Speaker 1: men and whether he thinks we don't know that, or
39:31
Speaker 1: maybe he's only dreamed about that and he thinks that
39:35
Speaker 1: the dreaming about having sex with men is hudam so
39:38
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to act on it. I wish that
39:43
Speaker 1: I had a reality gay on this episode to talk
39:46
Speaker 1: about it, you know, just so that I don't feel
39:48
Speaker 1: like I'm you know, calling someone gay.
39:56
Speaker 2: In a like negative way. I'm not.
40:01
Speaker 1: I comment on things, and this is just to me,
40:08
Speaker 1: has to be stated, if.
40:09
Speaker 2: Not a little obvious, so you can come for me if.
40:12
Speaker 1: You want, and you know I would, I would, I
40:15
Speaker 1: would totally take accountability that it's not like super nice
40:21
Speaker 1: of me or respectable of me to like say such things,
40:25
Speaker 1: and then I should, you know, like allow someone to
40:27
Speaker 1: be whatever they are and not like to question their sexuality.
40:30
Speaker 1: Like I understand were people coming from when they say
40:33
Speaker 1: things like that, But I don't have a lot of
40:38
Speaker 1: sensitivity to him at all as a person. I'm not
40:42
Speaker 1: just talking about a sexuality, like I'm going to go in,
40:45
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to go in on how I
40:46
Speaker 1: think he's, you know, surely a horrible actor and should
40:50
Speaker 1: never be an actor and doesn't know what acting is
40:52
Speaker 1: at all, Like, you know, it's not just a sexuality.
40:54
Speaker 1: I think that I hate his style. I think I
40:56
Speaker 1: hate his emotional intelligence. I think I hate the way
40:59
Speaker 1: that he reads humans. I think that he's super weird
41:03
Speaker 1: and not a narcissistic person who obviously is just using
41:06
Speaker 1: her to be in America to further his own agenda
41:09
Speaker 1: of being a very famous, very big Hollywood star, And like,
41:13
Speaker 1: I want to be like the Simon Cowell in the
41:14
Speaker 1: world and be like, oh.
41:16
Speaker 2: No, it's not for you.
41:18
Speaker 1: And there are two ways to look at my opinion.
41:22
Speaker 1: You can be like, oh, Chris has a BA in
41:25
Speaker 1: theater arts and lives in Los Angeles and has been
41:28
Speaker 1: on television and has auditioned for like, you know, Hollywood projects,
41:32
Speaker 1: you know for a long time, and you know, has
41:34
Speaker 1: booked some things and also was you know a comedian
41:37
Speaker 1: as a comedian and has been on panel and talk
41:40
Speaker 1: shows and stuff like that, and has written for talk shows,
41:43
Speaker 1: has this podcast or whatnot? Does comedy all the time?
41:47
Speaker 1: Or you could be like Chris Farah isn't famous, so
41:49
Speaker 1: what is she talking about?
41:50
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you could. You could give me.
41:51
Speaker 1: Either one and I will take it because I know
41:54
Speaker 1: myself and at this.
41:56
Speaker 2: There's no part of the human.
41:58
Speaker 1: World where I don't think I have a valuable opinion
42:02
Speaker 1: on who can make it in Hollywood, specifically when we're
42:05
Speaker 1: talking about acting, what it's like to audition and have
42:09
Speaker 1: someone think that your personality and or looks is worthy
42:13
Speaker 1: to be on television just because there's a sheer wild
42:17
Speaker 1: amount of competition.
42:19
Speaker 2: And like that competition sucks, I'll be honest.
42:21
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's like there is people
42:24
Speaker 1: that are really hot, and there's people that can really
42:27
Speaker 1: fucking act, and there's people that have a star quality,
42:30
Speaker 1: and there's people that are incredibly charming, and there's people
42:32
Speaker 1: that are very smart and with it, and you have
42:35
Speaker 1: to have like and either professional or prepared, and you
42:38
Speaker 1: have to have some semblance of what those things mean
42:42
Speaker 1: for me to grant you the grace to think that
42:47
Speaker 1: you can make it as like an actor. And he
42:51
Speaker 1: has none of that. And Debby knows, okay, let me
42:59
Speaker 1: go back. So they sleep, you know, side by side.
43:04
Speaker 1: They build some wall, you know, like he keeps putting
43:07
Speaker 1: pillows on the wall, you know, and I don't know
43:09
Speaker 1: why she's not a little bit offended by it. But
43:13
Speaker 1: in the next morning he's like, yeah, I felt a hand,
43:15
Speaker 1: but you know, I was like no, you know, and
43:17
Speaker 1: it's like he's really arrogant, like wildly arrogant for how
43:23
Speaker 1: truly hideous he is and how mean he is anyway,
43:26
Speaker 1: just I don't quite understand how you can, like at
43:29
Speaker 1: his ugly ass age and with a weird ass face,
43:32
Speaker 1: have such arrogance, Like what was his life like in
43:36
Speaker 1: Egypt where he was made to feel so above.
43:39
Speaker 2: People because he was a tour guide.
43:43
Speaker 1: He's a tour guide. I think tour guides are really fun.
43:47
Speaker 1: I think that it's like a very fun job where
43:49
Speaker 1: you can like showcase, you know, like your love of
43:54
Speaker 1: you know, some historical thing. Or I'm not saying tour
43:58
Speaker 1: guides aren't. It's a great job, but I don't see
44:02
Speaker 1: how it's just interesting to me to be like an egotistical,
44:06
Speaker 1: arrogant tour guide. The job in itself makes it seem
44:11
Speaker 1: like you'll be like welcoming and fun and into like
44:14
Speaker 1: sharing you know, some sort of like history or culture
44:17
Speaker 1: with someone. But I think that there's like a maybe
44:22
Speaker 1: just another part of him that gets off like talking
44:26
Speaker 1: at people.
44:28
Speaker 3: You know.
44:30
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm already forty minutes into this. Forty
44:33
Speaker 1: four minutes, I've only talked about one and a half people.
44:36
Speaker 1: This is this is why I feel like I have
44:37
Speaker 1: to keep doing two parts of this and why do
44:39
Speaker 1: I keep talking.
44:40
Speaker 2: I'm just so mad at him. Okay, God bless so.
44:43
Speaker 1: Lily Bit, by the way, for sure stayed out of
44:46
Speaker 1: the bed even though there was that huge wall. Lily
44:48
Speaker 1: Bit could have hugged her mom, but Lily Bit had
44:50
Speaker 1: you know, her own bed by.
44:52
Speaker 2: Debbie.
44:53
Speaker 1: And by the way, lily Bit hates metoh, unlike how
44:57
Speaker 1: Rashid had like every dog in his like business a
44:59
Speaker 1: little bit like don't even touch him.
45:00
Speaker 2: Hello. So in the morning, Debbie's like where's my kiss?
45:08
Speaker 1: Which is what your mom or aunt says, which is
45:11
Speaker 1: what I say to my nieces and Nephews's where's t
45:14
Speaker 1: T's kiss? You know, like that's something I do. I
45:17
Speaker 1: cannot imagine looking over at like some person that I'm
45:22
Speaker 1: like into, being like, where's my kiss? It's so weird anyway,
45:30
Speaker 1: But she does it, you know, and she asks him
45:36
Speaker 1: are you happy? And he's like sure, it's a wild answer, Sure,
45:45
Speaker 1: sure I am. It's like he can't act, he can't lie,
45:49
Speaker 1: you know, like he's anyway God bless. So then he's like,
45:54
Speaker 1: are you gonna surprise me with something in New Orleans?
46:00
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, he also thinks that he deserves a
46:03
Speaker 1: lot of like attention, admiration and surprise. It's like, well, buddy,
46:07
Speaker 1: if your idea of a surprise is to like emotionally
46:11
Speaker 1: torture her about whether you're gonna be on the plane,
46:13
Speaker 1: like what are you asking? Is she gonna like try
46:16
Speaker 1: and fuck your shit up in New Orleans? Yeah, her
46:18
Speaker 1: surprise is like getting like some hooli games to pretend
46:22
Speaker 1: to like beat you up.
46:23
Speaker 2: How about that is that a surprise?
46:25
Speaker 1: A surprise praying they're not about to beat you up,
46:27
Speaker 1: you just thought so when you peed your pants.
46:29
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just being honest, Like, what is what
46:31
Speaker 2: is the word? What are we doing?
46:33
Speaker 1: Okay, So he's getting ready, and we get two shots
46:39
Speaker 1: of him getting ready like in this episode too long
46:43
Speaker 1: montage of this man like combing his hair, sprang various
46:48
Speaker 1: things on him, and in this and well, okay, I'll
46:51
Speaker 1: get there when he gets there, because the second round
46:52
Speaker 1: he I'm so mad about this.
46:54
Speaker 2: He sprays her perfume. Okay, So he gets downstairs for
46:59
Speaker 2: their day.
46:59
Speaker 1: Walk around New Orleans, and he's wearing a fucking tank
47:03
Speaker 1: top and the top tightest tights, like the weirdest like
47:10
Speaker 1: biker pants, Like it's like the kind of cyclist pants
47:14
Speaker 1: where you see like someone's whole ass dick, you.
47:17
Speaker 2: Know they're a man. She's wearing like a sensible tank
47:21
Speaker 2: top and he's.
47:22
Speaker 3: Like, oh, Bibi, no go change please for me, And
47:27
Speaker 3: it's like what why.
47:32
Speaker 2: She's like it's hot in New Orleans. She undoubtedly wore
47:37
Speaker 2: tank tops in Cairo.
47:39
Speaker 1: It's hot in Cairo too, Like I'm like mad at
47:42
Speaker 1: her for changing, and I've been like, excuse me, I'm
47:44
Speaker 1: an old ass lady.
47:45
Speaker 2: You're in my house. I'm not changing my fucking shirt,
47:47
Speaker 2: no way.
47:49
Speaker 1: I don't know why she does it, Like, I don't
47:51
Speaker 1: know if the thought of her is like, oh, my
47:52
Speaker 1: man is so attracted in my arms that he can't
47:55
Speaker 1: imagine that any other man seeing my arms wouldn't just
47:58
Speaker 1: immediately try and off my clothes. He's like, I'll protect you.
48:02
Speaker 1: Like what, No, he's not even attracted to her. He
48:05
Speaker 1: just must be so used to bossing women around or like,
48:09
Speaker 1: you know, thinking women should be a certain way that
48:12
Speaker 1: he says this. I mean, Debbie is dumb, dumb for this,
48:19
Speaker 1: and she kind of understands it because she's like, okay,
48:23
Speaker 1: but you're going out in those pants are seen an
48:26
Speaker 1: outline of your d and.
48:27
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm a hot, suxy man and we're like.
48:31
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So they walk around New Orleans and
48:36
Speaker 1: this is where he's like, I want to go to Hollywood.
48:38
Speaker 1: I want to be a star, a big star, one
48:40
Speaker 1: of the biggest stars. And we're like, well, you're not
48:42
Speaker 1: going to be budding. You're not going to be especially
48:45
Speaker 1: now that.
48:45
Speaker 2: You're on the show.
48:46
Speaker 1: Like we had Natalie who was on the show, who
48:49
Speaker 1: was who was on many different seasons and wildly more
48:53
Speaker 1: entertaining than you. And she thought she was going to
48:55
Speaker 1: be a big Hollywood star and now she has like,
48:58
Speaker 1: you know, a Instagram full of her going to you know,
49:01
Speaker 1: a couple of restaurants and being like, eat the sushi
49:04
Speaker 1: at this restaurant. It's been like ten years. Yeah, not
49:09
Speaker 1: any fiance isn't a jumping off point for anyone's like
49:12
Speaker 1: acting career.
49:13
Speaker 2: It really isn't.
49:13
Speaker 1: It's definitely not a jumping off point for like, you know,
49:16
Speaker 1: Libby's music career or what. It's just not you know,
49:19
Speaker 1: like it's a docu series and it's not a Bravo show,
49:22
Speaker 1: like I mean, you know.
49:24
Speaker 2: Anyway, So.
49:27
Speaker 1: He also, for some reason, because he's old, he's like
49:30
Speaker 1: in his forties, for wanting to go to Hollywood, he
49:33
Speaker 1: never did a Google map between like New Orleans and Hollywood, California,
49:39
Speaker 1: never to see like the distance. That's crazy to me too, anyway,
49:45
Speaker 1: So on Bourbon Street he asks her how far Hollywood is.
49:52
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, it's it's four days away.
49:55
Speaker 2: Driving. He's like what four days?
49:59
Speaker 1: And then he's like, well, you know, I changed my
50:04
Speaker 1: whole life to be here, so you can we can
50:07
Speaker 1: move right, And she's like ms.
50:10
Speaker 2: She's like, he's like why why not.
50:11
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know anyone that He's like, you
50:13
Speaker 1: know me, he's obnoxious. I feel like this is where
50:24
Speaker 1: she starts to like really turn.
50:26
Speaker 2: Off, because she also.
50:32
Speaker 1: Thinks and she says that his whole Hollywood thing is
50:36
Speaker 1: like a pipe dream, which is not something you say
50:39
Speaker 1: if you have any thoughts that you're gonna support someone
50:45
Speaker 1: in their dream. Like remember how she was like, he's
50:50
Speaker 1: so hot and he has all these followers and he's
50:54
Speaker 1: in all these movies. If she actually thought that, then
50:58
Speaker 1: it's kind of interesting that she now seemingly has her
51:02
Speaker 1: feet on the ground and joins us to say that
51:05
Speaker 1: it's a pipe dream. We know it's a pipe dream,
51:07
Speaker 1: but to have her say it was like, oh, okay,
51:09
Speaker 1: so you have eyes and you have the ears, and
51:11
Speaker 1: you see what this person is like, which is not castable.
51:16
Speaker 1: I mean, the only way you would cast him would
51:18
Speaker 1: be like in like you know, Jury Duty or like that,
51:21
Speaker 1: you know, like some sort of show like Windy City
51:23
Speaker 1: Heat or that movie where like he's playing someone who
51:25
Speaker 1: doesn't know what's happening around them because he is so laughable,
51:33
Speaker 1: you know, like he's at how daft he is, how
51:36
Speaker 1: ignorant he is? Okay, So they're walking around Bourbon Street
51:42
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, Bourbon Street, you know has
51:44
Speaker 1: a lot of sin. There's strip clubs here, and you guys, yeah,
51:48
Speaker 1: like I've been to those Bourbon Streets strip clubs. I
51:52
Speaker 1: used to go to New Orleans like every four years
51:54
Speaker 1: for an Arabic convention like this. It's called Seyrian and
52:00
Speaker 1: Lebanese you know what's it called f Slack American Clubs,
52:05
Speaker 1: Southern Federation of Seying and Lebanese Clubs. It's like a
52:10
Speaker 1: convention that happens every year, and it's like in different
52:12
Speaker 1: southern cities, but often Houston, often New Orleans. And every
52:17
Speaker 1: time I was in New Orleans, like I would go.
52:18
Speaker 1: All my family would be up there because, like I
52:20
Speaker 1: already said, I have a lot of family in the South,
52:22
Speaker 1: like Louisiana and some in Texas. And I remember this
52:26
Speaker 1: one trip, Me and my cousin Monique, who were like
52:30
Speaker 1: revolatively the same age when we were fifteen. We'd also
52:34
Speaker 1: go when we were thirteen, but when we were fifteen,
52:35
Speaker 1: went back to New Orleans and our cousins like took
52:39
Speaker 1: us out on Bourbon Street, and like I remember drinking,
52:42
Speaker 1: and I went to a strict club and I got
52:46
Speaker 1: in for some reason, and it was like the first
52:48
Speaker 1: time I'd ever been at a strict club, and I
52:49
Speaker 1: can't believe I went, but like, I saw so much stuff.
52:52
Speaker 1: I feel like some of those images are still burned
52:54
Speaker 1: in my redness. And then we went to another one.
52:57
Speaker 1: I got kicked out of that one because you know,
52:59
Speaker 1: I was fifteen, and my cousin Moni, who she was
53:02
Speaker 1: twelve at the time, like was able to stay.
53:04
Speaker 2: And it's still something we talked about, like how are
53:05
Speaker 2: you able to stay?
53:06
Speaker 1: Because only because it's like I was like much bigger
53:09
Speaker 1: than her, like literally taller and bigger than her. So like,
53:12
Speaker 1: if you think I don't look fifteen, like someone who
53:14
Speaker 1: is like half my size, surely isn't. But God bless anyway.
53:19
Speaker 1: So he starts to be like, oh, take pictures of me,
53:25
Speaker 1: and she takes pictures of him, you know, in New Orleans,
53:29
Speaker 1: and he poses like a sorority girl, like he has
53:37
Speaker 1: his locked out leg and then one leg is like,
53:40
Speaker 1: you know, bent posed behind, you know, like it's to
53:44
Speaker 1: the side. He never asks her to be in the pictures.
53:47
Speaker 2: He looks I mean cringey. It's a cringey look.
53:52
Speaker 1: It's just like look at me, you know, it's very vanity,
53:56
Speaker 1: and it's also just like.
53:59
Speaker 2: It would give any normal person the ick.
54:03
Speaker 1: And he does it again, and like, you know, she
54:05
Speaker 1: just has to keep taking pictures.
54:06
Speaker 2: I don't know why. She's not like, do you want
54:08
Speaker 2: one of us? Like we can get a stranger to
54:10
Speaker 2: take one. He's like, no, this is full of my instagram.
54:14
Speaker 2: You know, it's very important. Social media is for my career.
54:19
Speaker 1: Okay, So then she's like, okay, you know they get
54:22
Speaker 1: some juice. You know, like every time she says juice,
54:24
Speaker 1: I realize she just means smoothies. She loves smoothies, and
54:27
Speaker 1: I get I get it girls, same girl, same honey,
54:30
Speaker 1: I do love a smoothie. She feels like this whole
54:34
Speaker 1: moving to Hollywood thing is annoying, and she won't just
54:37
Speaker 1: tell him up front, like no, I'm not going to
54:41
Speaker 1: move there.
54:41
Speaker 2: She's more like walking on eggshells, she says. Around it.
54:44
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I think that we should just focus
54:47
Speaker 1: on us, you know, like our marriage. You know, like
54:50
Speaker 1: you have ninety days for us to get married. He's
54:52
Speaker 1: like marriage, marriage, I don't care about that. She like
54:56
Speaker 1: is like, I don't understand why he doesn't care about that,
54:58
Speaker 1: and we're like, don't you don't, Debbie. You know what
55:02
Speaker 1: else is a pipe dream? This relationship, Debbie, Your idea
55:07
Speaker 1: that this person has any interest in you at all
55:11
Speaker 1: is a pipe dream. So maybe it is like two
55:13
Speaker 1: fucking daft Debbies in this. He's daft, your daft. Your
55:17
Speaker 1: name is Debbie. He could possibly be a Debbie. You
55:19
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, both of you are wildly
55:24
Speaker 1: insane for this, and I think that both of you
55:26
Speaker 1: have to do some self reflection because this is obvious.
55:30
Speaker 1: It's obvious that he's never gonna make it in Hollywood,
55:33
Speaker 1: and it's obvious to us that he has no interest
55:36
Speaker 1: in you, Debbie, not in any sort of good way,
55:38
Speaker 1: not in a way that is like indicative of someone
55:40
Speaker 1: who wants like an actual relationship with you. How could
55:43
Speaker 1: you spend one afternoon with this person and not know
55:46
Speaker 1: this person is up to like his own interest period.
55:49
Speaker 2: What was this person like in Egypt that really got
55:53
Speaker 2: her to believe like he loves me?
55:56
Speaker 1: Because obviously when we saw him on the phone talking
55:59
Speaker 1: to her, his disdain for her was palpable.
56:04
Speaker 2: If not, his cruelty was hearable. We heard him be
56:09
Speaker 2: an asshole to her. What about this ugly ass man?
56:14
Speaker 1: Was Debbie like, he's he really likes me, he really
56:17
Speaker 1: cares about me and my future, my soul.
56:19
Speaker 2: We're going to make it anyway.
56:24
Speaker 1: So the next morning, you know, she's packing up those
56:29
Speaker 1: eggs and we realize it's because she's decided that she's
56:33
Speaker 1: going to move. And her moving story is like, yeah,
56:36
Speaker 1: I realize one bedroom is enough, so I called my
56:38
Speaker 1: landlord and they had other bedrooms, another two bedrooms, and
56:40
Speaker 1: we're just gonna move down there. And the daughter's like, well,
56:43
Speaker 1: I'm sure Meta will get up and help us soon.
56:45
Speaker 1: And this is where we get him spraying himself down
56:49
Speaker 1: and including going to her fucking vanity and picking up
56:53
Speaker 1: her mystery deor perfume and like giving himself a home shower.
57:00
Speaker 2: Have you smelled that perfume I have?
57:04
Speaker 1: It's not like Baccarat Rouge or Chanelle boy or c
57:09
Speaker 1: k One or even like you know Chanelle like Coral Mandel.
57:14
Speaker 1: It's not a musky fragrance. It's powdery and floral. He
57:22
Speaker 1: sprays it no less than like ten times around his body.
57:28
Speaker 1: He must smell like the an old lady's vagina. I mean,
57:33
Speaker 1: he's I can't it's so femme and it's so much,
57:42
Speaker 1: it's so weird. Only my other thing is because if
57:49
Speaker 1: you are someone who loves spraying themselves down like that,
57:53
Speaker 1: or loves perfume that much cologne, why wouldn't you have
57:58
Speaker 1: your own scent, like your own signatures? Like it would
58:01
Speaker 1: make me have some respect for him if he was like, oh,
58:03
Speaker 1: bucket off the rouge is my thing.
58:05
Speaker 2: Ood, I always have ood. It's me, you know, it
58:08
Speaker 2: smells like meat, you know.
58:09
Speaker 1: Like Nope, he's just like only too happy to use
58:13
Speaker 1: any part of Debbie to pretty himself up, including this
58:18
Speaker 1: like girly ass, femininecs, expensive ass perfume. So you know,
58:25
Speaker 1: now we're moving, you know, and uh, she has to
58:28
Speaker 1: do all those stupid eggs.
58:29
Speaker 2: She has to wrap the eggs, and.
58:33
Speaker 1: There's like she has to get all her like capitalism
58:36
Speaker 1: madness all the wall, and then they have to like
58:39
Speaker 1: unscrew the bed or whatever.
58:40
Speaker 2: And he's like, you know, helping with that, I guess
58:43
Speaker 2: is nice.
58:44
Speaker 1: And then they move from one apartment to another, and
58:49
Speaker 1: it's the same kind of apartment where you have to
58:51
Speaker 1: go up all these stairs to get.
58:52
Speaker 2: To like the main level. I don't know if that's
58:53
Speaker 2: a New Orleans things or not. No, God blessed me
58:55
Speaker 2: be the floods. I'm not quite sure. But on the
58:58
Speaker 2: way there, they got to fight. Now. I cannot tell
59:03
Speaker 2: you why it wasn't recorded.
59:05
Speaker 1: Nothing makes me more upset than a nine to day
59:08
Speaker 1: fiance fight that happens off camera that we just have
59:11
Speaker 1: to hear about later, Like, why aren't there cameras on them?
59:15
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
59:17
Speaker 1: They're in a van and you're not gonna just like
59:19
Speaker 1: put a goddamn GoPro on the van, please. So this
59:24
Speaker 1: is what the fight's about. The fight's about.
59:27
Speaker 2: He was like driving the moving truck, and he was like,
59:31
Speaker 2: take a video of me driving the moving truck. And
59:33
Speaker 2: she was like okay, and he's like, let me see
59:39
Speaker 2: the video. Let me see the video.
59:40
Speaker 1: And then she shows him the phone and it's a
59:42
Speaker 1: picture and he's like, stupid, stupid, he'll be be take it,
59:47
Speaker 1: I said video.
59:48
Speaker 2: And instead of her being like, oh, yes, I'm sorry, master, yes,
59:52
Speaker 2: oh I'm so sorry. I hate myself. Why why did
59:57
Speaker 2: they get this right?
59:58
Speaker 1: Let me do to get into your likings, She's like, bitch,
1:00:00
Speaker 1: I'm fucking moving my whole ass place.
1:00:02
Speaker 2: Just later. It's not even that good of a picture.
1:00:04
Speaker 2: The lighting is horrible. Were indoors of a car, you know.
1:00:10
Speaker 2: And he's so mad.
1:00:12
Speaker 1: He's so livid that she didn't like get down on
1:00:15
Speaker 1: her knees in this fucking truck and try and get
1:00:18
Speaker 1: every angle possible of his ugly fucking face driving the
1:00:21
Speaker 1: stupid ass truck. Also, why was he allowed to drive
1:00:25
Speaker 1: the truck? I thought you had to like have a
1:00:27
Speaker 1: license to drive a truck. I mean, just you know
1:00:29
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, to drive in America? Right? Was he just?
1:00:34
Speaker 1: That makes me also feel like the car was parked,
1:00:37
Speaker 1: the truck was parked, So he literally is like a
1:00:38
Speaker 1: little kid, like take a picture of me driving, But
1:00:42
Speaker 1: he's not, you know, he's just like Hong Kong in
1:00:44
Speaker 1: a fucking parking lot. I mean, she might I like
1:00:47
Speaker 1: to think that she got the ick. At that point,
1:00:49
Speaker 1: it was like, no, I didn't want to know this
1:00:52
Speaker 1: moment happened. I want to forget it.
1:00:55
Speaker 2: And he's so pissed and he's just pouting.
1:01:01
Speaker 1: So they get back, they get to the new place,
1:01:03
Speaker 1: and he's like pouting and he like goes in the
1:01:07
Speaker 1: fridge and she's like, we don't have the juice yet,
1:01:11
Speaker 1: but I have my.
1:01:12
Speaker 2: Smoothie from Smoothie King if you want to sit.
1:01:14
Speaker 1: He's like, she loves the smooth Like I said, there
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Speaker 1: used to be smoothie Kings around me, Like in high school,
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Speaker 1: there was a Smoothie King right off the like exit
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Speaker 1: of my high school going home, and I stopped.
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Speaker 2: There's so much.
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Speaker 1: It's like one of the reasons why I'm sure I
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Speaker 1: gained weight, because like I would have like five meals
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Speaker 1: a day, Like we'd be like breakfast, there'd be like
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Speaker 1: the lunch I'd had at school, there'd be the smoothie
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Speaker 1: I had after lunch, plus the snack I had after school.
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Speaker 1: Because I know, pretended that a smoothie with like, you know,
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Speaker 1: five hundred calories was like, you know, a drink and
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Speaker 1: then dinner later. But I still think about it, Like
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Speaker 1: there was a smoothie called Grape Grape Expectations Part two.
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Speaker 1: I can't tell you what the first one was, but
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Speaker 1: I remember just like I fucking thought it was and
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Speaker 1: it is the best tasting smooth I've ever had in
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Speaker 1: my whole life anyway.
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Speaker 2: So he is like I'm tired. I can't talk.
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Speaker 1: She's like, oh, okay, I'm also tired. He is like
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Speaker 1: a petulant child. He's just so offended that she hasn't apologized.
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Speaker 1: He says, I'm not happy. She's like, oh, yeah, I'm
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Speaker 1: not either. He's like, no, he doesn't care. He doesn't
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Speaker 1: care how she feels. He doesn't understand a world in
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Speaker 1: which she would be like, you're weird, buddy, for these pictures,
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Speaker 1: these constant pictures. It's it's a weird oh thing. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Like he needs like an Instagram girlfriend, someone who will like,
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Speaker 1: you know, take pictures for him and take.
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Speaker 2: Video for him. But like she thinks it's dumb. Well
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Speaker 2: she's right. She's finally like, I'm not going to be
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Speaker 2: a door mat.
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Speaker 1: I don't give a shit if he's not happy, you know,
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Speaker 1: like he better get happy fast or.
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Speaker 2: Get the fuck out. You know, I don't want to
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Speaker 2: document every two seconds.
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Speaker 1: I think it's dumb. I care about eggs and smoothies
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Speaker 1: and Lily Bit and Lei vaiton. You know. The last
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Speaker 1: scene is that he is like, you know, patting on
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Speaker 1: the bed and he's like oh, and then he tries
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Speaker 1: to get lily Bit to like, come like be up
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Speaker 1: there on the bed with him, and lily Bit literally
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Speaker 1: looks at him and she's like not at all. She
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Speaker 1: leaves him so fast that lily Bit can smell the
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Speaker 1: fucking desperation on him. Lily Bit will have none of him.
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Speaker 1: Lily Bit goes right to her mom and is like,
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Speaker 1: get him out of here. That one's not good, Mom,
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Speaker 1: that man's gross. Mom, get him out.
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Speaker 2: Devin's like, yeah, lily Bit, right, that's what I've been
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Speaker 2: trying to tell her. The headshots didn't make sensively Bit
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Speaker 2: like I. Devin also like.
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Speaker 1: Isn't being like, hum, what the fuck? Why are you
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Speaker 1: seeing what I'm seeing, which is that this one's not it? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I really hate him. I mean like, I think he's
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Speaker 1: so weird. I just like I would laugh at his face. No, anyway,
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Speaker 1: all right, my lovers, that's gonna be part one of
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Speaker 1: this already hour long for one part episode. I'm going
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Speaker 1: to talk about the next four couples, just getting three
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Speaker 1: couples in the next part. But those were like, you know,
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Speaker 1: really big segments. We don't have obviously Katie and Josh
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Speaker 1: on this. I can't imagine if we had Katie and
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Speaker 1: Josh in this episode, it'd be like four hours long.
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Speaker 1: But I love you guys so much, and thank you
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Speaker 1: so much for listening, and go ahead and you know,
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Speaker 1: push play for part two.
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Speaker 2: My babes. Bye,