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🍊 RHOA PREMIERE EPISODE RECAP WITH JAIME MOYER 🔥 · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, darlings, I'm heading to Chicago to do Drama Darling
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  Speaker 1: Live at the Apollo Theater on April second at eight pm.
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  Speaker 1: Tickets are available right now at ticketmaster dot com. Just
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: search up Drama Darling and you'll find your tickets. Hope
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  Speaker 1: to see you there. It's going to be such a blast.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have special guests, audience games, songs, comedy bits,
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: and more. It is a perfect night out for you
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: and your Bravo loving friends. See you there.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama, Darling.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Hello everybody, welcome back. It's in Atlanta day, It's season sixteen.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Jamie Moyer is here. We're so excited to talk about this. Wow.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. Silence, moment of silence,
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: just wow. You take a deep breath and exal.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: Peaches out, beaches out, peaches, Peaches are out, are out,
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  Speaker 3: and some peaches are just popping in for just a
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  Speaker 3: hell quick goodbye.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to mention any names, but only
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  Speaker 1: moly ken you more.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. I mean, here's the deal. As Amy knows in
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  Speaker 4: Darling Darlings, you'll seem to find out Atlanta was in
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  Speaker 4: my top three possibly top one. Yeah, yeah, Amy, do
• 1:28
  Speaker 4: you know my top three?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Atlanta, Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 4: And well, now my top three should really be a
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  Speaker 4: top four.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry Jersey.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but now I'm like, salt Lake is.
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  Speaker 1: My oh salt Lake, right, so.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I have a top five or perhaps Jersey's gonna
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  Speaker 4: fall out.
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  Speaker 1: It's you know, they have to fall out. They're not
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  Speaker 1: even on, So what.
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  Speaker 4: Are you going to do? They're not even on. This
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  Speaker 4: is quite a shake up. But I will just say,
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: before we even get into it, I think we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: have white guys to see season Jamie.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: I am blown away by this first episode. So why
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: don't we welcome ourselves in? Thank you? Heads off, ladies,
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: hats off?
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  Speaker 4: We have.
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  Speaker 1: The ladies that are holding peaches this season are Britt, Phedra, Angela, Portia, Shamia,
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  Speaker 1: Drew and Kelly with friends of being Cynthia and Kenya.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh and Marlow she Gon.
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  Speaker 1: Marlotte's gone not even a whisper in the wind.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, not even a goodbye, not even a not even
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  Speaker 4: a good bye. Well. And also, I you know, I
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: miss Candy. I'll always miss Candy. But I almost think
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: this shakeup was absolutely necessary because we were falling to
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: the wayside, and the fights were getting very inte.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: Hence, yeah, too intense.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and and by Charie, Charie, look, I've already forgot.
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  Speaker 1: Chari, Charie. Whatever will be will be Joggers, Doggers, digs,
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  Speaker 1: joggers dogs.
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  Speaker 4: In April, September, in June joggers.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Joggers, and Phaedra hasn't even made an appearance yet.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why, Oh my gosh, that's when my sax
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  Speaker 4: will drop.
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  Speaker 1: I just remember, like even way back in the day
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  Speaker 1: when that whole thing, Oh my god went down with
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: Candy and Pedra and like Portia and I remember, you know,
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  Speaker 1: years had passed and Phaedra maybe it was no, it
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: was Candy on Watcher Happens Live. And he's he always
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: like would ask what are the chances of like you
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  Speaker 1: and you know Faeder maybe she's like absolutely hard no,
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  Speaker 1: and she's just like, why do you keep asking? And
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  Speaker 1: I remember him thinking like a boy can only hope.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it never came true. I mean it
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  Speaker 1: had to take you know, Candy leaving for Faedra to
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  Speaker 1: now return. And it makes sense. But so here we.
• 4:13
  Speaker 4: Are, well Candy leaving and let's call it uh, you know,
• 4:17
  Speaker 4: let's face facts here, Fadra and Tom. Redemption on Traders
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  Speaker 4: brings them back into the Bravo universe.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna call it like I see it, as as
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  Speaker 4: Katie would say, Yeah, I see it.
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  Speaker 1: They're like former Traders that are now faithfuls again in
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  Speaker 1: our world because they Traders can clean up someone's you know, image,
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  Speaker 1: if you will it.
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  Speaker 4: Can I mean, we've seen it now with two Bravo lebrities,
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  Speaker 4: and who knows if it's done it for other people
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  Speaker 4: that just aren't in our universe. And you know, you.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Know how many Survivor or Big Brother people have just
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: ruined and demolished their career and set it on fire
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  Speaker 1: by doing very questionable things. I mean, who knows. You
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  Speaker 1: never know what those people.
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  Speaker 4: And will never know. We are not scientists, darlings. We
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  Speaker 4: cannot do quantifying hypotenuses and those tests. But I will
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  Speaker 4: tell you PHAEDR and Tom Trader saved Giasses. Because you're saved.
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  Speaker 4: You lucky, You're lucky. Because I'm a different thread. No no, no,
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  Speaker 4: don't get jealous. How dare you, Emiliana? But I'm on
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  Speaker 4: a thread about Traders.
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  Speaker 1: How could you what happened.
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  Speaker 4: What happened? Blah blah blah, I need a die Cooke. Uh,
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  Speaker 4: what happened is I'm on a different Trader said that's
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  Speaker 4: actually called vp r T. It started with vander Pump Rules. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and randomly of all of us, someone on that thread said,
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: I can't help myself. I think I'm starting to like
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  Speaker 4: Tom again. And they had no idea that we've been
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: going through that, not just us on Drama Darlings, but
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  Speaker 4: probably the entire country.
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  Speaker 1: The entire country. I would even wager to say people
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  Speaker 1: outside of the country, as we know that, Hey, you
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  Speaker 1: broadcast you know, all the Bravo shows in other countries
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  Speaker 1: as well as Traders does, so they've been on the
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  Speaker 1: same journey. You know, our borders will not contain will not.
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  Speaker 1: It can't contain our fandom and our hatred of certain
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  Speaker 1: people and then bring us back around. Okay, this is
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: such a wild cast because there are so many women
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: going through a divorce right now or that have been
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: recently divorced, and this is actually becoming I don't say becoming,
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  Speaker 1: but it is a very common thing to happen in
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  Speaker 1: all the cities like you come in, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of new and older housewives are either going through it
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: or just started, are in it right now or just
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  Speaker 1: went through it. So well, here we are, and I mean,
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: who would have thought we'd see Porsche again? Holy moly.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. I mean, I think this season's going to be amazing.
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  Speaker 4: If you're going to give me a whole new cast
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  Speaker 4: but you've got Porsha and Pedra and Drew in it,
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  Speaker 4: then I'm fine with it. And I'm sure we'll grow
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: to find opinions about Britt and about Kelly and an
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  Speaker 4: angel wife, the wife of basketball legend.
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  Speaker 1: I love that he was just like in the background,
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: kind of like there were a lot of fun background
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  Speaker 1: elements when when Porsche was at the Strip club and
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: like she's telling her story with like ass clapping in
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  Speaker 1: the back, and then when they were at the birthday party,
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: a Shmia's birthday party and like Oakley was in the back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, wow, these are really really background, you know,
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  Speaker 1: exciting action pieces, but like for Porsche to come in
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  Speaker 1: and be like, yep, I filed for divorce a couple
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  Speaker 1: of months ago because there's just financial issues, trust issues.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: He wasn't the man I thought he was, and we're
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  Speaker 1: all going I mean, we know, like we're.
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  Speaker 4: All just terrible taste it hard eye roll, Porsha, I
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  Speaker 4: love you to death, but when it comes to your
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  Speaker 4: choice in men, from all the way back to the beginning,
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  Speaker 4: it's been rough stuff. She gets her head in the clouds.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she's she's yes, she's a romantic at heart.
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  Speaker 1: And listen, Randy has got his firm, you know, his
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  Speaker 1: best the lawyer, firmly placed on the back of portion
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  Speaker 1: or divorces.
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna be a friend of on the show, Randy
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  Speaker 4: who's out there and they're like ed randyvorce.
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  Speaker 1: Lawyer, Kenya, Cynthia, Randy the rand Man. He's like, I'm
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: just so excited that you're coming back. I mean, it's
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: very hard. This is hard.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I never thought two years anyway. I need a boat,
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: welcome back. I need a boat, welcome back.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: My wife wants a boat. I need a boat. But
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: you know, in classic Portie you know mode, she says
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  Speaker 1: in her confessional, she's like, people say this could be
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: my karma, but you know, with bad karma comes good karma.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, I'm not sure if that's
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  Speaker 1: exactly how it works, but like good that you're looking
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  Speaker 1: at the positive.
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  Speaker 4: Bad karma, good karma. She's basically saying, the pendulum swings.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, single, you know you're super rich, maybe you
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  Speaker 4: should single. Because now they both are fifty percent invested
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  Speaker 4: in the house. He doesn't want to there. It's like,
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  Speaker 4: oh boy, this is giving.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, who just had this situation about not filming in
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  Speaker 1: their house? It was just on another Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Kala, let la la show. What's her ocean, ocean's face, ocean, lake, whatever, ocean?
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  Speaker 1: And then and then there was someone else who on
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  Speaker 1: another show, which I know you're all yelling at right now,
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: but my eyes are on Atlantis, so I'll circle back
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  Speaker 1: to it. But there's another place like that that they
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't allow them to film in their house. And they're like,
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  Speaker 1: they're messing with how I make my money. Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: Porscha at Randy's says that she hasn't dealt with the
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  Speaker 1: emotional part, but only the logistics. And we learn and
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: we knew this too that in this case, not like
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: with Cordell in twenty thirteen. How about that flashback?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, Hei, her sister's gorgeous no matter what the year,
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: I know, we.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: Learn one thing. We got a lot of flashbacks to Flatline.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that song that Porsha did and can get through
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  Speaker 1: some shades so hard? Her shade was so hard. Well,
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: you know, Porscha tried to like put a single out
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  Speaker 1: there and nothing happened with it. I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: I blasted that and I was on serious ExM. I
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: really liked that song, so Portia, I thought you did great.
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  Speaker 1: But she has a prenup. She had a prenup in
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  Speaker 1: this situation than we want. Yeah, what happened. She got
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: a green up. She was smart, and they're like emergency
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: cyst cessed and deceased, like that's how Tamra says it.
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  Speaker 1: And so they're going to file that and just like
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  Speaker 1: you're messing with my money. And then hopefully she'll be
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  Speaker 1: able to film in there. And I want to see
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  Speaker 1: her house, yeah, because isn't that that's the mansion that
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: like Fallon lived in. Oh no, I think they did move,
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: but like she was getting the mansion. I think they did.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of houses, goodness, oh my god, wow, holy mamma.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: So well to wrap up the Porsche and Simon thing
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: her saying like, well, I don't know why he wouldn't
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: tell me, and he wouldn't answer questions about why we
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: had to stand in a secondary line at the airports.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: And and then he didn't have a real green card.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: And you know the news right now that he like
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: got ta can buy ice, he's in ice security. And
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: then he was denied a card because of his and
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: like the headline that they put up there, because because
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: of his riddled crime passed riddled, and then of course
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: the nine hundred thousand dollars of unpaid private jet bills.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: It's it's like giving this is a Netflix you know,
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: this is a Netflix series of somebody who's been getting
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: away with stuff for a very long time Porsche. But
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: the other thing is too when we get down to it, Jamie,
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  Speaker 1: that crossover, like there's a crossover between Fallon and them
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: separating and getting divorced and cross jerseys.
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  Speaker 4: This idea of like Shambilla, of course is such a
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  Speaker 4: good friend and we all are.
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  Speaker 1: We would all have to be, I do.
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  Speaker 4: Even she was kind of foarding it in She's like
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: there was no crossover at the timing did not. And
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: then of course Bravo is shady as hell. They put
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: up the little graphic they're like eighteen hours later. It
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: was like eighteen days or something. But yeah, I mean again,
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: talking about it is first of all, what's going on
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: in Atlanta? Okay? Why is Dennis?
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: Why does everyone have text messages from Dennis? Yeah? What
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: the globe?
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: I just got a text message from Dennis.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: He's just he's sending me a diamond bracelet. He liked
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: my picture of cat winslet I posted on my cat.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: He said he wants to produce drama Darling. He said
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: that podcasting is his passion and he wants Oh oh
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I did I done?
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: I want those hot talks unlimited, hot talks for life,
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: we tugs for life. Yeah, you know, here's the deal.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: It seems like it's a small pool there, because why
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: did Coursia go to that house meet Simon and then
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  Speaker 4: a little bit later marry him. It's like, well, how
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: how many bachelors are there in Atlanta? Why are we
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: all circling around each other? And you know why I'm
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: saying that, what are you doing? Drew True?
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Well, these facial expressions which we've always gotten from her,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're going to be she looks she did
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: five movies last year, so she is Her wheels are greased,
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: and she is going to bring us some good expressions,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: some drama, and she'll commit to the acting because this
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: cliffhanger of like are you and and Dennis together?
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Like the faces that she makes are like unbelievable. Okay,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: So all right, so we're done with like, we're done
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: talking about Simon for right now. But let's talk about
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: freakin' Shemiah. First of all, Shamia, as she said, she's
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: she is, she's been Porscha's like ride or die, and
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: they've been friends since high school, which is so cool.
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  Speaker 4: I agree. And I've always been a fan of Shemiah
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  Speaker 4: at all, whenever she would go on a trip or
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: show up or whatever. She's always about fun, yeah and folly.
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  Speaker 4: She's just a poor friend.
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  Speaker 1: But I've always followed her on Instagram, and I kind
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: of saw that transition of this the wealth, the wealth
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: seemed to becoming rolling in, you know, as time went by.
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  Speaker 1: Then I kept seeing all of the really intense things
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: that were happening with her daughter, Shiloh, when now that
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: was so sad.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: Now, now do you have more information on that? It
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: seems it Here's what I understood it as that she
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: had a daughter with a surrogate. So yeah, so and
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: then something went wrong. But what went wrong and what
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: is going wrong and what's going on? I don't have
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I didn't do any extra research on that. But that
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: was sad and it sounded like it was really intense.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: But she didn't get into it much.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: She didn't get into it much in this episode. I'm
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: sure she probably will, but that yes, she was born
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: prematurely and uh she had she had uh conial atresia,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: which is a rare birth defect that blocks the nasal
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  Speaker 1: passage and it occurs when the nasal openings don't develop
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  Speaker 1: properly during pregnancy, and so she had to be put
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: on one hundred percent oxygen. She had to be intubated,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: like immediately after birth. She was on a ventilator. See
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: that's what I remember. Right when she was born, that
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: this this happened. I didn't remember like what it was actually,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: but then she was she had some heart palpitations and yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's doing really great now, but she's had a lot
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: of surgeries and she like with the nasal her nasal
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  Speaker 1: cavity and all of these things, and it just was
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: a long run. So that being said, it looks like
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: that she I'm trying to get an update, but I
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: think that if they if it was something that was
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't be on this show. If it was anything
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: more serious. I think we saw her, you know, we
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: saw that things would be going okay. She's just great
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: strides and she turns.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: It's really hard. Yeah, it's hard when you think about
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: it too, amy like you get a you have a sergate.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: It really complicates everything too in a weird way. It's like,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: oh my goodness, I know, well, you know that little
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: girl is going to be very well taken care of.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: I think Shemiah is a great mom and I'm so
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: happy she's on the show. And I don't know where
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: my head was. I never really thought about her getting
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: a peach, but now that she's got one, I'm like,
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: I think this could be good. And you saw in
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: some of the teasers that she gets there's like a
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: fight with her later, like maybe there's something she gets
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: a little spicy about. But mostly she's just a really positive,
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: fun person. And I can't believe she got her prince
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: who had you know her hvac. Yeah, our house was
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: nine million. It was the second biggest sale in all
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: of Atlanta. I'm like, get it, Shemia.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Shemia is getting it, and like, also I am concerned
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: about a relationship with Portia because typically when good friends
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: go on reality shows, they break up.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Like Mary, we we wouldn't if we were on one,
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: we'd be okay.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Now we wouldn't, of course not because we don't have
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: that kind of money.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: So our problems are real, are very real Gerald.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Like her telling the story about Gerald inter confessional and
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: the producer being like, can you speed it up? And
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: then of course it's going on and on and on,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: and then her telling the story like, well, I sat
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: on his toilet, I met him in a club, sat
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: it on a toilet, full symphony orchestra, ladies shitting their
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: toilet the first night in mark your territory. And her
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: facial expressions and her pauses of comedy, she's very funny.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Well, she also isn't afraid to say I'm a I'm
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: a quadruple threat. I'm hilarious, beautiful, talented, rich kind like
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, well you know what I advocated
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: for myself. You guys just keep on going. Should be it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: And then at one point she's like, it's may that
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: it needs to know it's my birthday, like trying to
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: make sure everyone knows I can also sing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Oh. I know, because you know when she was like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a dancer, I'm a singer, I'm an actress. I'm like, okay,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: let's see it. And then she's like Rain Ray go long,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: you right, and her mom's.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Like, yes, I'm so bad. We're having this sing sing
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: out in the hallway here. Yeah. She's like, I I
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: stoop mate out loud out and her mom's like, yes,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: I love you, babe.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: And when I stop my toe, I do this dance
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: like this stop toeing. Oh, I'm feeling good even though
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I'm just watched Prain, I'm gonna look like I'm happy.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: She does it all.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: It is funny these housewives. You have to know, like
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: we know the formula now everybody we like. Drew's the
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: same way. Remember last Yes, and I bought that song
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: and I listened to that song.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Wait was it the one that she sang threw us Away?
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I have to pull it up when it comes up
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: in my phone. I know it's like I know the
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: words and it's so funny because she does it with Ralph.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, but oh yeah already no, you already know already.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: No, how can I forget that? That was such a
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: huge running.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: She's like, like craze different when you get up in it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: When in Miami, I don't know where he is. He
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't tell me.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Now he lives in my basement remix readmix studio with Dennis.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: First things first, we go back in the studio, we
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: remix this basement version. But no, remember on the reunion
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: they she sang to Drew in front of everybody about
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: how he threw their marriage away.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, it was so awkward crazy, that's one of that's
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: gotta be in the top ten awkward moments of reunion
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: of all time. The MC gets like wheeled out, like
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: she's like, I'd like to stand up now and say
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: something wicked, he devoce, how could.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: You do this to me?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: You threw it away, You threw us away? And then
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Ralph was like, yes, my girl. He was like I'm
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: so proud of her. She's got a great voice. And
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: we're all like, she's dogging you, bro, like an tie.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Somebody's gonna get kicked to the curb. And his name
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: rhymes with.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Trouph somebody he's gonna be told in court that they
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: gotta live in the basement.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: He's like, I don't know who this song is about,
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: but must be one of her exes. He's gonna be
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: in a world hurts. Oh boy, that poor sat up
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Ralph three pieces suit. I went to Florida for three weeks,
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: minded my own business. And who's dying sick of these
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: men living.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Audience with me too? Jeez, Louise, But wait, wasn't it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Kenya goes over to get the tea from Drew, and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: so Kenya's just got to like listen. She's like, Hi,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm here, ding dong friend of like, tell your story.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Andrew's like, yeah, I have a chef. This used to
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: be Ralph's office and it's like this salon chair.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I know, and he's in the basement. The kids are like, hei, hei, dad,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: can you have it with my homework? It sounds like
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: it sounds like mold down here.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: There are no baseboards.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Final it's a it's a it's a live example of
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: the War of the Roses. An excellent film that you
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: know actually. It was met with mixed response from critics
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: and audiences alike. But I try it. I did do
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Directed I Believe by Danny DeVito, Starryvito and Saint Dennis
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Medical and uh, Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas. But yes, when
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: you think you can live in the house with your
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: spouse and Arianna and Tom, which, by the way, I
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: did a show this Saturday with Air No way, are
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: you killing the Lovely Gal? Very funny? She's a UCB
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: goal very Yes.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Jamie, that is so funny.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I am where was the show? UCB? I never say
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: anything to her. I've done two shelves, super nice. But
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I'm always like an Anne. I mean, does arinan to
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: sleep all day? Like, what's the deal?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Not anymore?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: She's working Tom Toms you know, is he really that
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: much of a schure?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: And yem, yem, Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I mean Anne's doing fine. She's doing a whole pod
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: cast about how awful Thomas?
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: What when you're gasping?
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Something so important? I saw a video where Tom was
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: on Watch What Happens Live? Did you see this? Yeah?
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: And Andy's a huge fan of traders. Andy is He
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: gave Andy one of those bears that you can record
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: your own voice in it. Oh it's the bear going yeah, yeah,
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: it's Tom's voice. And Andy is like, this is the
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: best gift I've ever gotten since Amy Phillips gave me
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: that picture of Ramona as her as Ramona. Thank you.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: That's my favorite. I used to love to check it out.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, where's that picture still there?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I know he loves you to Okay, I but yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: it's good. Okay, that's amazing. But I watched the whole
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: rest of that episode. It was really good. And that
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: him he does like he like does the heavy lifting
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: in the house and the house is still not sold
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and he communicates this Ariana through her entertainment lawyer.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: That's the whole episode. I just saw that clip. Oh boy,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: well you know what. I again, this is this is Atlanta.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: It's not the Tom Sandwell hour. But so anyway, say, yes,
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: I gotta, I gotta wrap this up. I say, if
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: you want redemption reality stars, go on Traders. Okay, Okay,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: back to Drew.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Ralph has banished to the gallows and she
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: has to leave. So they're doing that thing where they're nesting.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: So so I get it now. But he's in the
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: basement while she's upstairs, so instead of living outside the house,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: he's in the basement. And then she leaves the first,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the third, and the fifth weekend, and I'm like, how
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: is there five weekends? I'm just a little confused, But
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I guess that's how they count.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: There are five, sometimes there are.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe they just do it. They maybe they don't go
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: by months. They just go by this calendar, so it's
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: like one three five, one three five, you know what
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. They're not even looking at the months, so
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: it doesn't start from the beginning. But whatever, Okay, I.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Was told there'd be no math on this one.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. And then Drew's like, yeah, I thought
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: him like moving to the basement would encourage him to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: like leave, but apparently he's digging something.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: You're on the meal train. You don't want to leave.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: You want to stay until the last possible second because
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: your businesses aren't paying it out in your book about
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: being an amazing step by the just plummeted on the
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: New York Times bestseller list, plummeted, well, she's got to
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: be a great husband ninety nine on the best selling
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: list of.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Tank. So she's going to be opening for Tank, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: you know, good for Tank, you know, and good for her.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: You know. I'm very popular R and B singer, and
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Drew.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: So much. I'm a fan of Drew. I'm a fan
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: of Drill. So let's just go through who we're a
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: fan of so far. Shamia slam Dunk, Drew slam Drunk.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm glad she's back, slam Drunk, Glad she's back. She
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: is so wacky and like really floating in a lot
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: of la la land.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: So she's very She has.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Got that delusional housewife thing that I appreciate.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she tries to hide so much but she
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: can't really pull it off. So she's a mess. Member
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: It's like Sadi by Drew, this is a well established company.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: And then I think it was Kenya. Can't find a
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: website a website available.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Right, Like are you a spokesperson for this or is
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: this your company?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Like I don't get it. Really took her to the baths. Oh,
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm part of something.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: And then the meals that she was doing she had
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: a lot, like she was thrown a lot at the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: wall there, Okay, love of course, half about that, Drew,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: love it Kenya. I love that she's there. I'm I'm
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: totally fine with her just kind of coming in and
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: you know, we have that whole controversy coming with what
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: happens with her, Remember with the exposing the porn thing
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: and the pictures.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Pictures, the Flascio pictures, Flashio, the pictures of the Bellaccio Hotel.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, Kelly, So I wait, hold on a second, I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: just want to say before we move away from Drew's house,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: she tells Kenya that she's working with Dennis on this music.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: And Kenya's like, how does Porsche feel about this? You know,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: and She's like, oh, yeah, you know, he asked her
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: and she was like fine, And I talked to her
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: and she said yeah, And I'm so grateful to Dennis
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: because he got me out of bed. You know, when
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I was like at my work and he's he is
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: my angel on earth, and when I was going through
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: it and he this music. We're both in it and
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: it's going to get my daughter through college, and like
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: this is his passion and he's always been into this.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: And then Kenny's like, why didn't he produce anything? Pro Portia.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: She tried to put a song out a while ago,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: and it didn't go anywhere. And then Drew's like, well,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: maybe you know music, he wasn't into music just then.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, but you just said that's his passion,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: and she's like, I don't know how long it's been
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: a passion, you know, maybe a couple of weeks. Okay,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: So that's just weird as hell, Like how why why
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: are they doing this?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: I don't like this at all. And also I have
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: to say Dennis is an aggressive dater. He likes women
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: in Atlanta. I think he's tapped in because in order
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: for him to be sending Kelly a DM about a
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: picture of her in a bathing suit. Oh, I just
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: think that he's a woman out in these streets of
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Atlanta and he's like, want her, I want her. I'm
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: going to try to get her. I'm going to try
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: to Like he's a he is a dater, Cereal, try
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: to get your girl with diamonds and stuff. Because didn't
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: he also send someone a ring when they were like
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: younger like he and that's how he got Portia. He
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: you know, he he courted in wound her. But I
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: think at the end of the day, I would never
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: date this man, because I don't think he's capable of
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: settling down.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Drew does not seem this diabolical to me to set
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: this up to stay on the show. But I cannot
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: imagine why she would ever do something like this. This
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: is so messy, messy.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: I don't think she did it on purpose to stay
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: on the show. I think that this man has a
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: charm about him. I cannot he's you know, I don't
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: know how. I don't know how, but I think they.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Like all the people like he's he's a producer in Atlanta.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: She wants to work with him.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he is a producer of billion stllars and hot
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: dog sales. I mean, it's it's something. Something is fishy here,
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: and it's it seems like their fish dog that's a fish,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: it's a layo fish. I do think something's going on there,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: and I I yeah, Dennis is helping me. He's my
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: angel true. Do you know what he's after what happened.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Clout. He wants his name out there. He wants to
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: get his hot dog business continuing to be out there,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: like he wants to get back at Portia maybe in
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: some way, I don't know.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Amy, you have to get uh who said that? As
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: a sound bite?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: What happened? It's Lisa Barlow.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: No, I know that's Lisa Barla. I said, you have
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: to get who said that? Oh he said?
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: And then and then and then when I say Dennis
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: is a big time record producer, and then you play.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Who said that?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta beef up my Atlanta bite bites for this one,
• 32:05
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• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Get ready everyone, this season is gonna be wild and
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: the sound biting dogs joggers.
• 32:15
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• 32:19
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  Speaker 1: are back talking the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Why don't
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: we talk about Kelly. Kelly is here. She is not
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: here to not work.
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  Speaker 4: She is my God.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Have I ever I feel like I'm doing nothing in
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: this world. When I see someone like her, I'm like, okay, wow,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: so you like have a cookbook. I do have a cookbook,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and I will say, yes, you do, and it is
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: a good one, thank you. She has restaurants. She has
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: a line of waffle mix Asian grits, a cookbook, a
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Mimosa mixes coming out. She what else does she have? Yeah, well,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Nana's chicken and waffles. I'm excited about that. She's very rich,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: very rich, very rich.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Beautiful. Seventeenth birthday she threw for her daughter seventeen gifts.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like I also had a seventeen gifts,
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: but they were like a hair brush, Loto tickets, a
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: coopon will take you to the movies.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Writing like yeah, coupon for a hug one free ride, Yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: the airport.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: So she's a single mom, and she tipped her hat
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: saying like this was bad. It was a bad situation
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: and it became unsafe for her, she said, not good.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: They were married for eleven years and they're now enemies.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: And she's from Baltimore. Yes, so oh yeah, she has
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: a twenty four carrot syrup. That's what I wanted to say.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: That was featured in Forbes.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Twenty fourth Carrots Syrupy plate to plate Syrup.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, look out, Barren Syrup syrup.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: What are we doing our album? I know, I know
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: we need to.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I just need to make a quick call to Dennis
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: because I know he'll be able.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: To happen, and I want to hot dog. It's all
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: gonna work out right.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Kelly's great. She is calling Portia where everybody wants to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: call Porsche, which is to the mat to say why
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: did you steal this? Why did you marry this man?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Why did you marry your friend's man?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, I wandered one hundred messy first episode scale Kelly,
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: come in, You're coming in at ninety five. But I
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: know it was bad.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: There was no yeah, there was no like chill. But
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not, as the kids say, I'm not mad at it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm not mad at it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just not mad. I'm fine, like Brittany, I mean
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: britt Okay, So britt, Kelly, and Shamia all go to dinner.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: And this is where you were so funny by saying
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: that Shami was trying to stand up for Porscha.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, she was like she was just trying
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: the line. She's like she was reading a statement. She
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: was like, if I must say because I havn't advanced
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: in pants and that's a fan fan past.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, we've known each other for so long. Are you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: sure about that? You don't know her?
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I know her?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Come on, who says was over?
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: She c did not cross a what?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: So? Oh, by the way, and we find out that
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: BRIT's ring from her husband, she went from like a
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: seven point five carrot to a ten carrot in this
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: ring becomes something that somehow she was very offended when
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Kenya was asking a question which I that just went
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: right over my head. I didn't find that offensive, did you? No?
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, unless I miss something I don't know, you know again, No,
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: this is the relationship that blows up later, right, That's
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: what it is. Yeah, And my question to you is,
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: on this first episode, did Kenya is Kenya there so
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: much because she doesn't yet know she will not be
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: finishing out the season. Yeah?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I think that. Oh, good question. I think so because
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: they had a whole new cast and I think she
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: was going to be a friend of But then again,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: you know what the darlings are going to have to
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: chime in on that. I'm just not certain.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm not either. Let's get to researching. You
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: know what, Darling, if we needed to solve some true troubles,
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: we all put our beautiful heads together.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: And we figure out what happened.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, then they're talking about like Drew is dating Dennis
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: and that they were booed up and they were at
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: the club holding hands and all this stuff, so and that,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: and that Dennis was in Kelly's DM so this is
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: all put out there. Oh and then Britt got a
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: diamond necklace from him. But this was like in high
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: school and she was on all the magazines in high school.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: So that's big, gorgeous, gorgeous, and that could be where
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: that's jealousy from Kenya Stamp. You know, ken you like
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: to be known as Miss USA model from Oh yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: So here.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: We are with Porsha and Shami at the strip club. Honestly,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I was pretty shocked to see this because we don't
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: we have not seen them in this situation before. Like,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm not saying like, look, we've all been on
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: cast trips. We've seen Bolo, We've seen them unleash. We
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: see them doing all but at it like full on
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: strip club as like a lunch you know what I'm saying.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: That was like, Okay, we're really getting downe to it,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: all right, let's do this. And the fact that they
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: were like, ask clapping in shops are going to solve everything.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: And then we just saw every once in a while
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: just that cheek wiggling in the background and that was
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: making me laugh.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: So I love this. I just loved the honesty of
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: it all too. Let's just go to the strip club
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: and I love what had her purse she was like,
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: She's like, we'll take care of you. Yeah, that's a
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: universal side for this is stuffed with dollar bills.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm and put my purse up there. We're going
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: to do this. And that Simon texted Shamia congrats on
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: the peach and then she was like it was supposed
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: to be us, bro, you know, all four of us.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: And then Portia's like, not.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: A bro, not a bro, not a b what that
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: was messy to text her that, so double messy, double
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: jeopardy messy for Shamia to bring that out on camera. Ooh,
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: that was interesting text for Simon. And then you know now,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: you know it's giving p K and Kyle.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just thinking that. But you know p
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: K and dereit are not like even in divorce proceedings,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: they're just separated. And it wasn't like it seems to
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: me the situation between Porscha and Simon where he he's
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: not well. I guess now it is very similar. He's
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: not talking to Porsia to try and figure all this out.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: It is pretty similar. Actually, I take it back. I've
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: got I've got Gold twenty four care of gold syrup
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: on my face, you.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Know, Jennifer face, Good morning mom, It's Shami.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: And then it gets tricky because then Shamiah is telling
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Porscha all the tea that Kelly is dragging Porsche and
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: that that Porsha was at the club with Drew and
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: all this stuff, and then and and Porscha's like, wait
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: when it was her birthday or was it another club night?
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: And then Sherew's like, this is a problem because she's
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: an influencer for naked hair and that is a problem, right.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: And gorgeous add pictures she showed in that moment, Well done, Drew.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful and She's like, you know, sneaking around
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: with my child's daddy. That's crossing the line, and it is.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: I agree, Okay, so I depended. There's got to be
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: plenty of other men and women in that city for
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: those two to be dating.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Its unreal, it is, but open it also over with
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: these with these housewives. I mean, I guess you know,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: you're running in the same circles, you're meeting people, you're
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: getting often.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: That's the thing too.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: You you you.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: You're in a small pool. You maybe you do kind
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: of trust someone more if you know someone that they've
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it's crazy.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: It's possible. Well, it was weird to see Cynthia and
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Portia like FaceTime and like Cynthia getting the tea about
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Drew and Dennis. You know, I just I am so
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: excited to see Cynthia. I love Cynthia, so this is
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: really fun to see.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I love Cynthia. I'm glad she'll be a friend of
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: you know. Again, when when the episode first started, and
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: I'm sure a lot of the Darlings know this too,
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: the episode first started, it's like you're missing the regular people,
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: you know. I think this is a big experiment for them,
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: because I think they're kind of heading this way with
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Jersey too, And didn't they do it with New York?
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Do you think that was successful with New York and
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: OC the new Casts at first?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I don't. I think that New York was very successful.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I think it, you know, I don't think people are
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: like really loving it. I don't think they did love
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: the first season. The second season was better. The reunion
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: was amazing, and it's very polarizing. I'll say it's polarizing,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: so but.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: I think this one might do it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You know, I agree. I really that Atlanta, this reboot
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: isn't is good. Oh I do, I totally do. I
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: think that these players are very strong. I mean, I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: don't you know, only time will tell. Like Shemiah saying,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: like she is the glue that puts everybody together because
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: she pretty much knows everybody. It makes her like the
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: center peach, you know what I'm saying. And I'm not
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: sure if she's she's so new, it's hard to like
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: put the weight on someone who hasn't like we haven't
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: seen a home run and we don't know if there's
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: going to be all kinds of drama. And she's really
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: fun but like her to be the center. It's a
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: little strange. So maybe she'll just be kind of like
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a Kyle and then everyone else will circulate the drama
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: around her.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: That's when you bring back We're gonna really, I mean,
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: if they if you have to reboot and keep or
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: bring back some people, those people should be Portia and
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Phaedra Yes, okay, yeah, and then Drew. Is kind of
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: because I think if I had started this, if I
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: had started this fresh and brand new with this this
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: very episode, I would have with introducing Kelly, Angela and
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: uh Britt. I'd be like, you know what I mean,
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: it's hard for you to introduce new people to me.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: But when you mix in these these others, I'm like.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yes, and when they have money.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: That's fascinating anyway, So we'd love to watch the clothes
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: and the houses and all that too.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: So happy about Samia, happy about Kelly. I mean Angela
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: having the name of an NBA legend, Charles Oakley.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: That's and an amazing sunglass company.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: She does. Oh, I'm like wait she does. I'm like, oh, no,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: move over, Cynthia Bailey. I wear here comes Oakley. But yeah,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: so we know that. Uh, because Shemiah tells Kelly that
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Porsha was talking about her on Amazon Live.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I love the Amazon Live thing, but Kelly's whole.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Thing is like, I know what it feels to be
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like to be cheated on, So I'm very passionate about
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: things that So she's going to be the girl that's
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: not afraid to step up to Porsha. And you're going
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to get these gals who are not afraid to come
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: for the veterans and the ogs and uh, and I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: appreciate that because they're not scared. Most people are scared.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Who's going to come for an og? You know, that's
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: that's tough, that's tough business.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Well, remember, you know, Bravo is always taking a risk.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: There have been so many housewives over the years introduced
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: that have been a duds, duds and or drama for
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: drama's sake, and it doesn't work out for them. They
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: try to show, they try to set up fights, it
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: doesn't work.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: When at Shamia's birthday party, when Porsha and Kelly finally
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: like meet face to face, and Kelly's like, so, my
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: question was, like, she's in the middle of a conversation
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: when she meets her, why did you take this woman's husband?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And then Porsche has the best comeback. Ultimately, she was like,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you're a perfect stranger.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why would I talk to you about anything?
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I know?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: It was kind of amazing. It was I sort of
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: loved how Kelly came for her because it does. It
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: looks really bad and she kind of got screwed in
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the end because it just, you know, karma is a bit.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, it was obvious too. It was just like, oh,
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna come out swinging. But again, this is why
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: we went on this long tangent. I think these new
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: housewives try to think to themselves, how can I be
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: a splash?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, splash right, and this is how I can be
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: a splash.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna splash into some mess. Yes.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: But then we go up in one of her elevators
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: because she has like several.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: My goodness and uh.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: And then Smia was like, Drew, I didn't get invited
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to your birthday and she's like, well, no one did,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: because Dennis invited everybody, and I sent my list of
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: contacts to my assistant, but then he didn't invite anybody
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: in Port was like, who's your assistant, Dennis?
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: This is why.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I just love porgiaus so much. And then Shemie is like,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: are you dating Dennis now? And we get the Drew faces,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: like the several Drew faces, and yeah, so we're this
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: is where we're left off, and Porsche's right in the
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: thick of it and she's got a lot to answer to.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: And then she's looking at Drew like, hold hold the phone.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is gonna be great season. And also shout
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: out to that beautiful car that MEA's husband bought her.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: And also how messy for Porchie to come in late
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: right at the reveal.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I not like that at all.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: I don't like when that happened either. That was bad,
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Like that's her friend, Yeah he's hang back, Yeah, hang
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: back for a second and let her relish that you're late. Yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: hang back for a second, and let's assess the vibe.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Unless that was editing, that could have been Bravo being messy,
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: but it peered. It appeared dack.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: She just got in that car.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: She arrived there right when she was getting her car,
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: and she's like hey.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: And I'm like blocking the shots like she's.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Talking, yeah, we're doing a fire And.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Then Samia in her interview was like, well, I'm all
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: about letting someone's light shine, but in this moment, and
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: then she of course she wants to show her voice.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: She's like to the next, to the left, and then
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: she does those spaces.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Where she's like what oh yeah, that was good because
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: she goes like this to the left. That's what it was.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I like that. I like it too.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: They land the land on her. She's she's demanding time
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: from the editors and from this show, and I am
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: here for that.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: I got her. And Shamia with Phaedra could very well
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: be like that line in that eminem Rihanna song where
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: it's like what happens when a tornado beats a volcano?
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, that's just gonna be because they're both fun, charming.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: And very different energies too. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah okay,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And also shout out to Shamia's wardrobe change in the middle,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: coming down in a blue dress while everyone's wearing white
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: and then changing into something that's cold, very housewife god bless. Okay, Well,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for listening. Hop on over
• 52:01
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• 52:04
  Speaker 1: over there so that you can get all the other
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: recaps that we're doing. Tons of things happening. Jamie Moyer,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: where would you like people to find you?
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, find me on Instagram at jam Detroit Jay, I'm Detroit.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: You can always check out some of my past on IMDb.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: And shout out to Dennis who's from Detroit. Three month
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: free versus everybody. So, Dennis, send your girls over Drama
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Darling some hot dogs and we'll be happy to eat them.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: And thank you so much by Jamails.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: I love that drama, Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling