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- 0:20Speaker 1: Welcome to Pod Save America. I'm Jon Favreau.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I'm Jon Levitt.
- 0:22Speaker 3: I'm Tommy Detour.
- 0:23Speaker 4: I'm Dan Pfeiffer.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Well, guys, we made it.
- 0:25Speaker 3: It's our last show of 2024. Both have hats.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Oh, the tribe has spoken?
- 0:32Speaker 5: Yeah. Wow.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
- 0:39Speaker 1: I've been saving these for a while.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
- 0:41Speaker 3: We thought we'd get a little more mileage out of them,
- 0:42Speaker 3: but it turns.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Out it's short but sweet.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Like the Viagra of Etsy purchases, you know? One-time deal. Well,
- 0:50Speaker 3: they look great. It's going to deliver.
- 0:53Speaker 2: It's just for those listening at home, they both, after
- 0:56Speaker 2: we began, they both.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Put on their The Tribe Has Spoken hats.
- 1:02Speaker 4: That's right.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Not one for Dan. They didn't get Dan in on this.
- 1:05Speaker 1: We've been saving them for this occasion.
- 1:07Speaker 4: My task is to remind people because it was so
- 1:09Speaker 4: long ago that you were on Survivor at one point.
- 1:11Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:12Speaker 4: And the season just ended this week, right?
- 1:15Speaker 2: That's right. The finale was last night.
- 1:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:17Speaker 2: And many months ago, I was on Survivor.
- 1:19Speaker 4: You're still in the intro because I turned on the TV.
- 1:22Speaker 5: That's right.
- 1:23Speaker 4: It was on and there you are.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I saw a picture of you embracing your nemesis slash frenemy,
- 1:28Speaker 1: old friend. Best friend turned frenemy turned what? Now we're
- 1:31Speaker 1: friends again?
- 1:33Speaker 2: You know, Andy's out there living his dream, and then
- 1:35Speaker 2: that's fine. But no, but I have a picture of
- 1:37Speaker 2: our meeting, which was funny.
- 1:40Speaker 4: It was a meeting.
- 1:41Speaker 2: But I saw all the... My fellow castmates.
- 1:45Speaker 4: Do they remember you?
- 1:46Speaker 2: Yeah, they remember me. You remember me, short guy, first day?
- 1:49Speaker 2: You're a producer, right?
- 1:53Speaker 3: Pod something?
- 1:54Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Podcast? You did a podcast?
- 1:57Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:58Speaker 1: It's our last show of 2024 and that means it's
- 2:00Speaker 1: our annual Pundies episode where we will rank the very
- 2:03Speaker 1: worst takes from a very bad year, including our own,
- 2:07Speaker 1: if they could find any. We'll also do our annual
- 2:10Speaker 1: New Year's resolutions, which we Always break and always forget.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Not to suggest that anything is more important than dunking
- 2:16Speaker 1: on each other's worst moments, guys, but as we're recording
- 2:19Speaker 1: this on Thursday afternoon LA time, the US government is
- 2:23Speaker 1: basically in total chaos and non-essential functions may shut down
- 2:29Speaker 1: just in time for the biggest travel week of the year,
- 2:31Speaker 1: all because Elon Musk tweeted us to the precipice of
- 2:35Speaker 1: a government shutdown. I think because he thought the funding
- 2:39Speaker 1: bill had too many pages. He was upset with the
- 2:41Speaker 1: height of the... The height of the stack of paper
- 2:44Speaker 1: was upsetting to him.
- 2:45Speaker 2: Aesthetically not pleasing.
- 2:46Speaker 1: So he started tweeting, and then Trump got involved, and
- 2:49Speaker 1: then they killed this bill that had been negotiated with
- 2:53Speaker 1: both parties very carefully it was going to pass.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Killed the bill.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Then now, as we're recording, there's a new bill. Doesn't
- 3:01Speaker 1: seem like they have the Republican votes for that or
- 3:03Speaker 1: the Democratic votes for that. And the government runs out
- 3:06Speaker 1: of money Friday night.
- 3:07Speaker 2: And who is the current president? And is that person
- 3:11Speaker 2: involved at all? Do we know what that person thinks
- 3:13Speaker 2: about this? There was a statement from the White House
- 3:15Speaker 2: on Wednesday evening.
- 3:17Speaker 7: Right.
- 3:17Speaker 1: That's all we've heard. President Trump's been doing some posting
- 3:21Speaker 1: some truths. Elon Musk has been tweeting up a storm.
- 3:24Speaker 8: J.D.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Vance, I think, has been tweeting.
- 3:25Speaker 3: My favorite part is when Vivek pretends he's an equal
- 3:28Speaker 3: partner in this Doge thing.
- 3:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Yeah. Just like he's like, you know, Elon walks around
- 3:33Speaker 3: with his kid on his shoulders at all times. That's
- 3:36Speaker 3: his little silly guy.
- 3:38Speaker 1: I guess I guess in the old version and the
- 3:39Speaker 1: new version, the new version of the bill, which doesn't
- 3:41Speaker 1: know if it's going to go anywhere that that Trump
- 3:43Speaker 1: and Musk approve of the big changes. They were able
- 3:47Speaker 1: to eliminate funding for childhood cancer research.
- 3:50Speaker 2: It's got to stop.
- 3:51Speaker 1: So that losers, kids with cancer, winners, pharmaceutical middlemen. pharma
- 3:57Speaker 1: managers and China. Now we're allowed to invest more in China.
- 4:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:01Speaker 3: It's funny that Elon Musk does a lot of business
- 4:03Speaker 3: in China, a lot of factories, a lot of Teslas
- 4:06Speaker 3: would want restrictions on US outbound investment in China to
- 4:09Speaker 3: get knocked out of the bill.
- 4:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:10Speaker 1: It's a coincidence. So that's what we're watching. Merry Christmas, everyone.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Wonder how it turns out.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Dan, what do you think? Anything?
- 4:15Speaker 4: I think that there has been a lot of criticism
- 4:19Speaker 4: in the Democratic Party and on this podcast about Joe
- 4:22Speaker 4: Biden's absence from the scene. It is time to make
- 4:24Speaker 4: a bug a feature. And let's let Donald Trump own
- 4:28Speaker 4: this shutdown. This is between Mike Johnson, Donald Trump, Elon Musk.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Have to figure this out amongst themselves. Let them do it.
- 4:35Speaker 4: And if they don't, this is on them.
- 4:37Speaker 1: You boys work it out. The new click. Okay. Anyway,
- 4:42Speaker 1: let's get to the good stuff. So we have not
- 4:44Speaker 1: seen any of the takes or categories in advance. So
- 4:48Speaker 1: without further ado, I'm going to turn it over to
- 4:51Speaker 1: our guest host, the Take Master General himself. Elijah Cohn.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Elijah looking good.
- 5:00Speaker 9: Thank you. Yes, I did put on my tux. This
- 5:02Speaker 9: is the biggest night of the year for me. We've
- 5:06Speaker 9: never done a pundies after an election loss, let alone
- 5:08Speaker 9: one like this. So I was so thrilled when this
- 5:12Speaker 9: got put on my plate. So fun. Such a fun
- 5:14Speaker 9: year to reminisce. Here's how it will work. We're going
- 5:20Speaker 9: to go through a number of categories for Bad Punditry.
- 5:23Speaker 9: I'll read you a take. You'll react and we'll go
- 5:25Speaker 9: on to the next take. At the end, you'll decide
- 5:27Speaker 9: who won the category. The category winners will compete at
- 5:31Speaker 9: the end for worst take of the year. Have you
- 5:33Speaker 9: guys seen a dog show? It's like a dog show format.
- 5:37Speaker 1: You've said this a few times.
- 5:39Speaker 2: He's saying that first, you know, first you put up
- 5:40Speaker 2: the sporting dogs up to the little dogs. Then you
- 5:43Speaker 2: got your other dogs and then the best dog in
- 5:47Speaker 2: each category, you know, pugs and so forth. They all
- 5:50Speaker 2: go head to head in a final category where you're deciding.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Squeeze their nuts while you judge them so they don't move.
- 5:54Speaker 5: Right.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 5:56Speaker 2: And where a group of adults decide whether or not
- 5:59Speaker 2: a Shih Tzu is better or worse than a Labrador.
- 6:03Speaker 2: It's like, no, this one's better.
- 6:05Speaker 4: Stupid.
- 6:07Speaker 1: The answer is worse.
- 6:08Speaker 9: Well, let's kick things off then.
- 6:09Speaker 10: For sure.
- 6:11Speaker 9: We'll start out for an easy topic. This is kind
- 6:14Speaker 9: of to whet our take appetites from the beginning of
- 6:16Speaker 9: the year. The presidential primaries. Remember those?
- 6:20Speaker 3: No.
- 6:20Speaker 4: We didn't really have one.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't have none on our side.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Dean Phillips?
- 6:24Speaker 9: Yeah, Dean Phillips is part of this. Here's a couple
- 6:26Speaker 9: of takes. Let's start off with this piece from The Hill.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
- 6:29Speaker 9: After Trump wrapped up the nomination, a piece titled, quote,
- 6:32Speaker 9: Trump's GOP is already dying. Here's an excerpt read by
- 6:37Speaker 9: one of our wonderful Pod Save America producers.
- 6:40Speaker 11: Republicans have built themselves a party whose sole purpose is
- 6:43Speaker 11: to appease and gratify Trump. In the process, they're quickly
- 6:47Speaker 11: losing appeal to anyone else in America, including some of
- 6:51Speaker 11: the party's most faithful warriors. The MAGA movement, once so
- 6:56Speaker 11: skilled at enforcing loyalty, is cracking.
- 7:00Speaker 4: Great reading.
- 7:01Speaker 2: First of all, that was beautiful.
- 7:02Speaker 4: Wow.
- 7:03Speaker 2: It's Grammy for spoken word.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Sounds like, is that Adrian? That was Adrian, right?
- 7:07Speaker 2: Wow.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Voice for radio.
- 7:08Speaker 3: You got it.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Who was that? Is that how?
- 7:12Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
- 7:13Speaker 2: We're not guessing.
- 7:16Speaker 9: I figured you guys would be.
- 7:17Speaker 3: We're doing the winning take.
- 7:18Speaker 9: I figured you guys would react to each take as
- 7:20Speaker 9: we go, but we could just do them all.
- 7:21Speaker 4: But I figured.
- 7:22Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 7:23Speaker 1: But it's not like a guess who did the.
- 7:24Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
- 7:25Speaker 4: No, no, no. Just reacting to the take.
- 7:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 7:27Speaker 3: My reaction is that one didn't pan out.
- 7:29Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a theme, Tommy. Would
- 7:32Speaker 2: that it were.
- 7:33Speaker 1: I feel like there was a lot of that going around.
- 7:35Speaker 3: A lot of that.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Probably some on this very podcast.
- 7:38Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Some wish casting.
- 7:41Speaker 2: We're always talking about the cracks showing. This is America.
- 7:43Speaker 2: We don't care about cracks.
- 7:44Speaker 1: I think we had like 45 episodes that had some
- 7:47Speaker 1: kind of title about like, Trump grip on the GOP loosens.
- 7:51Speaker 4: Question mark. But we always put a question mark.
- 7:53Speaker 1: That's true.
- 7:54Speaker 4: To protect ourselves.
- 7:55Speaker 1: And boy, was that answered.
- 7:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:57Speaker 4: We're just asking questions on this podcast.
- 8:00Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:01Speaker 2: All right.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 8:02Speaker 9: Next up, we have billionaire Bill Ackman talking about Dean
- 8:05Speaker 9: Phillips' chances to win the Democratic primary ahead of Michigan's primary.
- 8:10Speaker 9: Let's take a listen.
- 8:11Speaker 12: Biden's doing very poorly in Michigan. His polls are terrible.
- 8:14Speaker 12: The Muslim community is not happy with him. And he
- 8:19Speaker 12: really has spent no time there. And so if he's
- 8:22Speaker 12: embarrassed in Michigan, it could be a catalyst for him withdrawing.
- 8:25Speaker 12: Then Dean will get funding. If he wins Michigan or
- 8:28Speaker 12: shows well in Michigan- And people say he's viable. He's
- 8:31Speaker 12: the only choice we have. He'll attract from the center.
- 8:35Speaker 12: He'll attract from people, Republicans who won't vote for Trump,
- 8:38Speaker 12: which they're a big percentage, could be 60% or more.
- 8:41Speaker 12: It could be 70% won't vote for Trump. And also
- 8:44Speaker 12: from the Democrats. So I think he's a really interesting candidate.
- 8:48Speaker 3: Well, it's just premature.
- 8:49Speaker 4: If only.
- 8:50Speaker 1: If only.
- 8:50Speaker 3: You got the top right, you're just wrong. Not the primary,
- 8:53Speaker 3: the general. Right.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Bill Ackman never misses.
- 8:56Speaker 2: That honestly, it's like that, that take has that take
- 8:59Speaker 2: it was, it aged poorly and then it aged well again.
- 9:02Speaker 8: Right.
- 9:02Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 9:02Speaker 1: I thought it, no, it started well. It started off.
- 9:05Speaker 1: If you'd cut the first 20 seconds of that. Well,
- 9:07Speaker 1: I guess because he didn't, he didn't end up competing
- 9:09Speaker 1: in Michigan.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Right. Well, I guess what I mean is just that
- 9:12Speaker 2: like the, the liabilities he was describing were correct. They
- 9:16Speaker 2: ultimately did. become Kamala's liabilities and cost us the country.
- 9:20Speaker 2: So there was some truth in that.
- 9:22Speaker 1: But Dean.
- 9:22Speaker 3: But Dean Phillips wasn't the way.
- 9:24Speaker 1: He wasn't the way.
- 9:25Speaker 2: He wasn't the way. Cassandra, if you will.
- 9:27Speaker 4: The best part about that take, or the worst part,
- 9:29Speaker 4: I guess, is the way in which Bill Ackman speaks
- 9:31Speaker 4: so confidently about something he does not understand at all.
- 9:36Speaker 4: It's like if I decided to just expound on astrophysics
- 9:40Speaker 4: on this podcast.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I mean, that is his brand. That is Elon's brand.
- 9:43Speaker 1: That is the brand of all the bros, the billionaires
- 9:46Speaker 1: who are running the government now.
- 9:49Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe they're smarter than they seem. They're
- 9:53Speaker 2: having a better holiday than we are.
- 9:56Speaker 9: And to round out the category here, we have another
- 9:58Speaker 9: piece from the hill that was recommended. after the election,
- 10:00Speaker 9: but it's about the 2028 primaries. It's titled America Needs
- 10:04Speaker 9: Another Reagan. Nikki Haley is already following his path to power.
- 10:09Speaker 9: The piece, as you might imagine, is about how Nikki
- 10:11Speaker 9: Haley is poised to win the 2028 Republican nomination. Here's
- 10:15Speaker 9: an excerpt.
- 10:16Speaker 13: The 2024 election might go down as the first podcast election.
- 10:20Speaker 13: Trump benefited from appearing on podcasts like The Ben Shapiro Show,
- 10:24Speaker 13: Tim Pool interviewed him, and his appearances on Theo Vaughn
- 10:27Speaker 13: and Joe Rogan helped secure his victory. During the election,
- 10:31Speaker 13: Harris was tepid about doing podcasts and leaned more toward
- 10:34Speaker 13: the mainstream media, which appears to have cost her. Haley,
- 10:38Speaker 13: on the other hand, understands the appeal and has started
- 10:41Speaker 13: her own podcast.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Again, on the way to a good take. I was
- 10:46Speaker 1: going to say, I love these takes that are, like,
- 10:48Speaker 1: mostly right, and then... Yeah, you're like, crashes into a
- 10:52Speaker 1: wall right at the end.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Right at the end there. Couldn't stick the landing. Couldn't
- 10:54Speaker 2: stick the landing.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean, look, her podcast has rocketed up
- 10:58Speaker 1: the charts.
- 10:59Speaker 3: What is her show called? I don't know.
- 11:00Speaker 5: Okay.
- 11:01Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Has anyone heard it?
- 11:02Speaker 2: It's actually called Call Her Nothing.
- 11:09Speaker 3: Is what it's called.
- 11:11Speaker 4: I can't wait. for five years from now when we're
- 11:13Speaker 4: doing this exact podcast to look back on our response.
- 11:17Speaker 4: The worst pun take will be our take about this
- 11:19Speaker 4: in our incoming president-elect, Nikki Haley.
- 11:21Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, she's really kept... Has she said anything
- 11:25Speaker 1: since the... I mean, I guess it just shows her reach.
- 11:32Speaker 1: I cannot tell you anything that Nikki Haley has said
- 11:35Speaker 1: or made news on her podcast. Anyway, we wish her
- 11:38Speaker 1: the best.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Nikki, come on. Come on, Pod Save America.
- 11:41Speaker 2: She's in the quiet car of the Trump train.
- 11:46Speaker 9: So who wins the category?
- 11:49Speaker 1: Oh, it's called Nikki Haley Live. I think it's on SiriusXM.
- 11:55Speaker 3: It's a show.
- 11:55Speaker 4: It's a radio show.
- 11:56Speaker 3: It's our sister show.
- 11:57Speaker 2: By the way, those are the cross promos we've been doing.
- 12:03Speaker 3: Who was the first one?
- 12:04Speaker 1: The first one was the worst, right?
- 12:05Speaker 2: Yeah, the first one was just wrong. Just completely wrong.
- 12:08Speaker 1: What was the first one?
- 12:08Speaker 9: Trump's GOP is already dying.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Trump's GOP is cracking.
- 12:11Speaker 7: Oh, oh, oh.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that has to be the... That's it.
- 12:14Speaker 1: That's the one that we can be sure of.
- 12:15Speaker 2: Can you tell us who authored that?
- 12:17Speaker 9: Yes, I can.
- 12:18Speaker 4: Please tell me it wasn't an issue of MessageBox.
- 12:23Speaker 1: And can you also tell us how many more takes
- 12:24Speaker 1: from The Hill are we going to do?
- 12:26Speaker 4: That's it.
- 12:27Speaker 9: We're done with The Hill.
- 12:30Speaker 3: Hill to die on.
- 12:30Speaker 4: Who was it, Elijah? That's right.
- 12:31Speaker 9: Max Burns.
- 12:32Speaker 3: The Hill.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Oh.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Max Burns.
- 12:34Speaker 1: Max Burns.
- 12:35Speaker 2: The hill uh uh washington's second choice to read on
- 12:38Speaker 2: the toilet.
- 12:42Speaker 4: Right i think it's like third or fourth now you
- 12:44Speaker 4: guys didn't get the memo that we're doing all hill
- 12:46Speaker 4: takes for the pundies this.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Year justice for roll call.
- 12:51Speaker 9: Yeah that's what i'm saying all right let's get to
- 12:53Speaker 9: the good stuff appetizers eaten here come the main course
- 12:57Speaker 9: the worst polling take of the year.
- 13:02Speaker 1: This was a terrible from polar coaster This was.
- 13:05Speaker 9: A terrible year for polling, or was it? Cross tabs
- 13:08Speaker 9: are in the eye of the beholder. Let's take a
- 13:11Speaker 9: look at the worst polling takes of the year. First up,
- 13:13Speaker 9: we have Nate Silver. Nate's modeling was actually pretty accurate
- 13:17Speaker 9: this cycle, but in October, he got in a Twitter
- 13:20Speaker 9: fight where he made a big bet with a super
- 13:22Speaker 9: rich investor named Keith Rabois. Here's the exchange, which will
- 13:27Speaker 9: be done in a dramatic reading by our producers, Saul
- 13:31Speaker 9: and Farod.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Nate, you are a buffoon.
- 13:34Speaker 8: Minimum Trump win in Florida is 8 points and more
- 13:36Speaker 8: likely 10 to 14 points.
- 13:39Speaker 14: Dude, you've got to stop huffing the Twitter vibes. How
- 13:41Speaker 14: much money are you willing to bet on a Trump
- 13:43Speaker 14: plus 8 point spread in Florida?
- 13:46Speaker 3: 100K.
- 13:46Speaker 14: Okay, have your lawyer drop a quick contract and it's
- 13:49Speaker 14: a deal. nate.silver.media at gmail.com. No contract, no bet, because
- 13:55Speaker 14: you've been nutty lately and are a payment risk.
- 13:57Speaker 9: Donald Trump won Florida by 13 points.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Did we ever get confirmation as to whether there was
- 14:03Speaker 2: a deal? I don't think so.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Well, you know what happened is this was revisited. I
- 14:08Speaker 1: hate that I know this. This was revisited when the
- 14:10Speaker 1: New York Times, the other Nate, dropped a poll about Florida,
- 14:14Speaker 1: a Florida poll in the weeks before the election that
- 14:17Speaker 1: showed Trump, I think, up 13 in that poll?
- 14:19Speaker 3: Yeah, 13.
- 14:23Speaker 1: And so when Nate dropped this poll, then everyone started
- 14:25Speaker 1: ragging on Nate Silver about the bet, but I don't
- 14:27Speaker 1: think the bet had happened.
- 14:28Speaker 2: Well, lucky for Nate.
- 14:29Speaker 1: I don't think it's efficient, but boy, is that a
- 14:30Speaker 1: bad take.
- 14:31Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:32Speaker 2: God, just the confidence, too.
- 14:34Speaker 1: It's like, how many of us have had takes that
- 14:36Speaker 1: we were so sure of, we put $ 100, 000 on the line?
- 14:40Speaker 2: It's also just like, even where there are times where
- 14:43Speaker 2: I feel sure of something, I'm so chastened by the
- 14:46Speaker 2: history of recent events and my awareness that the future
- 14:50Speaker 2: will come. You will have to measure it against what
- 14:53Speaker 2: you thought in the past.
- 14:57Speaker 4: All right.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Okay, next.
- 14:58Speaker 9: Our next take is for a really nerdy topic for
- 15:01Speaker 9: the polling sickos. Here's serial polling poster Adam Carlson talking
- 15:05Speaker 9: about race depolarization, the theory that Trump wouldn't win a
- 15:09Speaker 9: larger share of the black vote.
- 15:12Speaker 15: Speaking as a pollster, it's wild to me that people
- 15:15Speaker 15: take early polling at face value without question, even at
- 15:19Speaker 15: the subgroup level. Believing wholeheartedly we're about to undergo mass
- 15:24Speaker 15: racial depolarization simply because the polls told me so is
- 15:28Speaker 15: an easy way to look silly in November.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Thank you to whoever found this one.
- 15:34Speaker 9: You're welcome.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Look, you know, to his credit, did not put $ 100, 000
- 15:42Speaker 1: behind it.
- 15:42Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
- 15:45Speaker 4: And I think admitted he was wrong in the end.
- 15:47Speaker 9: Yes, to his credit, he did tweet out verbatim, I
- 15:49Speaker 9: was wrong about race depolarization.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Race step. Race step for the real nerds. That's what
- 15:54Speaker 1: they were all calling it, mockingly.
- 15:56Speaker 2: Yeah, and even more importantly, it's a huge problem for
- 15:58Speaker 2: the country, what's happening.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Although I think less racial polarization is helpful. I don't
- 16:08Speaker 1: think we want to be polarized by race. It's not
- 16:10Speaker 1: helpful for us right now.
- 16:11Speaker 4: I mean, in the battleground states.
- 16:12Speaker 2: It would be a less divided country if we were
- 16:15Speaker 2: all Republicans, but that's also not the world I want
- 16:17Speaker 2: to live in.
- 16:18Speaker 1: Just because we have trouble now getting white people to
- 16:20Speaker 1: vote for us and black people.
- 16:21Speaker 3: And Latino people.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm calling that a problem.
- 16:24Speaker 1: That's a problem.
- 16:25Speaker 4: Yeah, we just suck.
- 16:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Anywho, what else you got?
- 16:31Speaker 9: You knew this was coming. A couple of days before
- 16:33Speaker 9: the election, Ann Seltzer dropped her famous Iowa poll. It
- 16:36Speaker 9: had Kamala Harris leading Trump by three in Iowa. In reality,
- 16:40Speaker 9: Harris lost in Iowa to Trump by over 13 points.
- 16:43Speaker 9: Trump is now suing Ann Seltzer.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Because of this.
- 16:48Speaker 9: Here's a clip from friend of the pod, Sarah Longwell,
- 16:50Speaker 9: reacting to the poll when it came out.
- 16:53Speaker 16: She's not been the wrong one. There have been times
- 16:55Speaker 16: where she has produced things that look like outlier results.
- 16:59Speaker 16: And what pollsters learn is that when Ann Seltzer's poll
- 17:03Speaker 16: looks like an outlier, you better shift your polls to
- 17:06Speaker 16: think more like hers. It doesn't go the other way.
- 17:09Speaker 1: The rare take that will appear on the pundies and
- 17:12Speaker 1: in Discovery. A take so bad it might get you
- 17:18Speaker 1: thrown in jail. In Sarah Longwell's defense, she was right there.
- 17:22Speaker 1: I mean, Seltzer has historically been right. She has been
- 17:25Speaker 1: someone who's been willing to put out polls that did
- 17:27Speaker 1: not match The herded class. But yeah, it ended up being.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Very, very rough.
- 17:31Speaker 1: Look, we all saw it. We were getting on a
- 17:34Speaker 1: plane to Vegas from Phoenix. And we were cheering. We
- 17:39Speaker 1: were excited. We got ourselves.
- 17:40Speaker 3: It was exciting. It was quite exciting.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the interpretation that Sarah has there
- 17:45Speaker 2: is completely fine. The hope that Seltzer was right is
- 17:49Speaker 2: completely fine. She's taken enough shit for this poll. And
- 17:52Speaker 2: she had the kind of courage of her convictions to
- 17:54Speaker 2: do a poll the way she was accustomed to doing it.
- 17:57Speaker 2: taking what the data showed her and releasing it, which
- 17:59Speaker 2: is what a lot of pollsters refuse to do, which
- 18:02Speaker 2: is why all the polls heard. She got this one wrong,
- 18:04Speaker 2: but it may just be truly one of those things
- 18:07Speaker 2: where there was an outlier, which should happen in a
- 18:09Speaker 2: lot more polls.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Whose take are we judging, Sarah?
- 18:11Speaker 9: I think this one goes to Anne.
- 18:13Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Anne's poll was wrong. Lock her up.
- 18:17Speaker 9: We have one more in this category. Sometimes the worst
- 18:20Speaker 9: polling takes are to bail on the polls altogether and
- 18:22Speaker 9: come up with your own pseudoscience method of predicting elections.
- 18:26Speaker 9: Professor Alan Lichtman is a man who claimed to have
- 18:28Speaker 9: a system like that called the 13 Keys. He became
- 18:31Speaker 9: quite a character in this cycle with many takes and posts,
- 18:34Speaker 9: but here's one example that we particularly enjoyed of him
- 18:38Speaker 9: getting into a fight with Nate Silver.
- 18:40Speaker 13: Nate Silver claims to have applied my keys to predict
- 18:43Speaker 13: a Trump victory. He doesn't have the faintest idea how
- 18:46Speaker 13: to turn the keys. He's not a historian or a
- 18:49Speaker 13: political scientist. He has no academic credentials. He'll be wrong
- 18:53Speaker 13: again in trying to analyze the keys.
- 18:56Speaker 1: I mean, this is tough.
- 18:58Speaker 2: No, I actually don't think it is. I think it's
- 19:00Speaker 2: the fucking keys. It's definitely the keys.
- 19:02Speaker 3: That's where I was leaning.
- 19:03Speaker 1: That's where I was leaning. I mean, like, Ann Seltzer
- 19:06Speaker 1: is being sued and did have the biggest mist from
- 19:08Speaker 1: the best pollster ever. But, again, she said, when she
- 19:13Speaker 1: put out the poll, it could be an outlier and
- 19:15Speaker 1: I'd be comfortable with that. Like, she actually.
- 19:16Speaker 2: She made a joke. She said, you'll distribute my ashes
- 19:18Speaker 2: over Des Moines. And now that's what the lawyers will do.
- 19:21Speaker 1: So, you know what? It's Alan Lichtman. Hands down.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Because, you know what?
- 19:25Speaker 1: Because.
- 19:26Speaker 2: We're people. People make mistakes. People get things wrong. The
- 19:29Speaker 2: best methods lead to an incorrect result. But you have
- 19:32Speaker 2: the humility and the expertise to put behind it and
- 19:36Speaker 2: the rigor. This guy's running out there being like, I've
- 19:38Speaker 2: been in the sarcophagus and found the secret eye that
- 19:41Speaker 2: tells you how politics will be in the future. And
- 19:43Speaker 2: it's just embarrassing.
- 19:44Speaker 3: I love making up your own system. It's like a
- 19:46Speaker 3: degenerate gambler. It's like, I always hit on red sevens.
- 19:51Speaker 2: It's muddy at the beltway.
- 19:53Speaker 1: And honestly, Nate Silver, while spectacularly wrong about Florida and
- 19:56Speaker 1: putting $ 100, 000 on it, you know, I guess I have
- 19:59Speaker 1: a little respect for putting the $ 100, 000 on an event
- 20:02Speaker 1: in public. I mean, I don't know if he actually
- 20:04Speaker 1: did it, but even saying that.
- 20:06Speaker 8: Right.
- 20:06Speaker 2: The rest of us are cowards before time.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Okay.
- 20:09Speaker 3: Okay.
- 20:10Speaker 1: So Alan Lichtman, winner.
- 20:11Speaker 9: There you go. Congratulations.
- 20:13Speaker 4: Or loser, depending on how you think about it.
- 20:14Speaker 9: Do you think Trump will sue Alan Lichtman?
- 20:18Speaker 4: Oh, I hope so. Is that the wrong approach?
- 20:21Speaker 1: I think he'll end up being commerce secretary.
- 20:24Speaker 9: Let's move on to a category that you guys did
- 20:26Speaker 9: request this year, the worst Blue Anon slash Blue MAGA
- 20:30Speaker 9: discourse of the year, if you don't know. Blue Anon
- 20:33Speaker 9: and Blue Mag are what they sound like, just pro-Biden
- 20:36Speaker 9: right-wing influencers that are dyed in the wool, willing to
- 20:38Speaker 9: go to the mat for the president. Let's get into it.
- 20:43Speaker 9: First up is a post from pro-Biden influencer Chris Boozy
- 20:47Speaker 9: responding to the calls for Biden to step down.
- 20:50Speaker 11: What Democrats are doing to Biden and Harris is no
- 20:54Speaker 11: different than what Republicans tried to do on Jan 6.
- 20:57Speaker 11: The only difference is no one is storming the Capitol building.
- 21:01Speaker 1: That is a key difference. The difference. I think I
- 21:05Speaker 1: was told by this person directly that I was January
- 21:08Speaker 1: 6th thing, Joe Biden. As were all of you.
- 21:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Man, you were deep in your mentions. You could pull
- 21:15Speaker 4: off off memory a Chris Busey take.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Chris Busey has quite a few followers, Dan. Quite a
- 21:21Speaker 1: few followers.
- 21:22Speaker 2: The this is an insurrection commentary was some of the
- 21:25Speaker 2: dumbest fucking shit. And like the indignity of having to
- 21:30Speaker 2: actually walk through why it's so fucking stupid i don't
- 21:33Speaker 2: think we even have to i don't think we ever
- 21:35Speaker 2: had to we never did so stupid if you're you're
- 21:38Speaker 2: either stupid enough to believe it or you're full of
- 21:40Speaker 2: shit and i don't need i don't need to convince
- 21:43Speaker 2: any of those.
- 21:43Speaker 1: People yeah you know if you think that uh trying
- 21:46Speaker 1: to pressure biden to step down was like january 6th
- 21:48Speaker 1: agree to disagree.
- 21:49Speaker 2: Yeah good luck and good luck in life i hope
- 21:51Speaker 2: you figure out how to tie your shoes.
- 22:06Speaker 9: Next is a post from a now deleted account that
- 22:08Speaker 9: shows the direction that the conversation took in the days
- 22:12Speaker 9: post Biden and Trump debate. Let's take a listen.
- 22:16Speaker 8: My guess is some top media owners were on Epstein Island.
- 22:19Speaker 8: They're taking down Biden and democracy to save their own skin.
- 22:23Speaker 1: This is so good. So good. I remember this one.
- 22:26Speaker 2: OK, so let's do another take, but this time kind
- 22:28Speaker 2: of more throw it away.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Um, who was that?
- 22:34Speaker 3: Who was that?
- 22:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:35Speaker 9: They deleted their account. We couldn't find who it was.
- 22:37Speaker 4: Their script.
- 22:37Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:39Speaker 2: So this is somebody claiming that it's a conspiracy on
- 22:41Speaker 2: Epstein's Island to remove Joe Biden?
- 22:42Speaker 4: Again, I remember.
- 22:43Speaker 1: I think I have this one saved somewhere.
- 22:45Speaker 5: Wow.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Missed it. Missed it.
- 22:47Speaker 4: Do we think this person really thought this or they
- 22:49Speaker 4: were just going for a game? Yeah, just trolling.
- 22:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:52Speaker 1: I remember being struck by who it was. So they
- 22:54Speaker 1: might've deleted their account, but it was not some like
- 22:57Speaker 1: rando with two followers. It was like a, it was being,
- 23:01Speaker 1: It was being retweeted.
- 23:02Speaker 9: I think it was called like St. Ashley's stair car.
- 23:05Speaker 5: Yes.
- 23:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:05Speaker 5: Yes.
- 23:06Speaker 14: Yes.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Yes.
- 23:07Speaker 9: Wow.
- 23:07Speaker 4: That's a deep poll.
- 23:08Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 23:09Speaker 1: It was like a, I think it was like a
- 23:10Speaker 1: K high person.
- 23:11Speaker 4: John, I don't want to fast forward ahead to the
- 23:14Speaker 4: resolution part of this, but I have some ideas for you.
- 23:17Speaker 1: I think you do.
- 23:19Speaker 2: That is chilling. The two of you calling that name
- 23:21Speaker 2: out there and being like, I remember who said it.
- 23:23Speaker 2: It was this, that is chilling.
- 23:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:25Speaker 1: If, if, If the text exchanges between Elijah and I
- 23:29Speaker 1: end up in Discovery, this is what it's going to show.
- 23:30Speaker 9: Don't let them shame you, John.
- 23:32Speaker 4: All right.
- 23:36Speaker 9: Next is a post from a very popular Resist account,
- 23:38Speaker 9: Seth Abramson. Let's take a listen.
- 23:41Speaker 14: No. The call for Biden to step down is not organic.
- 23:44Speaker 14: It is the closest thing to an internal coup America
- 23:47Speaker 14: has seen since what Trump tried to do at DOJ
- 23:49Speaker 14: in 2020.
- 23:49Speaker 3: I mean....
- 23:53Speaker 1: I want to know, did Chris Boozy go first or
- 23:55Speaker 1: did he go first? Did Seth Abramson go first? Because
- 23:58Speaker 1: they're very similar.
- 23:59Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of blue maga going on.
- 24:02Speaker 8: Right?
- 24:02Speaker 1: January 6th, the coup.
- 24:03Speaker 3: I mean, it wasn't an original thought. It was sort
- 24:06Speaker 3: of the dumbest thing you could pull for in the moment.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very frustrating and stupid.
- 24:13Speaker 1: I do think Seth Abramson's been on the mark, you know?
- 24:16Speaker 3: Time for some game theory.
- 24:18Speaker 4: No, he's not the game theory guy.
- 24:20Speaker 2: What happened to that guy? Where'd that guy go?
- 24:21Speaker 3: That guy's, I think, I believe.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Fully red-pilled now.
- 24:24Speaker 2: Oh, that checks out. That checks.
- 24:26Speaker 1: He's Tulsi's deputy at DNI. Now it's really time for
- 24:32Speaker 1: some game theory.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:33Speaker 9: And last, we have a super viral post from an
- 24:36Speaker 9: influencer named Tristan Snell. It's a photo of you guys,
- 24:41Speaker 9: Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Rob Reiner, John Cusack, Chris Hayes,
- 24:46Speaker 9: Stephen King, Michael Moore, Seth Meyers, and George Clooney. The
- 24:50Speaker 9: caption simply reads, these are the folks calling for Biden
- 24:53Speaker 9: to quit. Gosh, if only there was something they all
- 24:55Speaker 9: had in common. Playing on the discourse of that time
- 24:59Speaker 9: that it was racist to call for Joe Biden to
- 25:02Speaker 9: step down in favor of Kamala Harris.
- 25:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:05Speaker 9: The kicker is Tristan Snell is white.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
- 25:09Speaker 4: For sure.
- 25:10Speaker 2: For sure he is.
- 25:10Speaker 1: Another kicker, Kamala Harris, black.
- 25:13Speaker 5: Right.
- 25:13Speaker 2: That's also an important thing to know.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe Biden, white.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty white. That one wins for me because when
- 25:19Speaker 3: you think of the most ridiculous theory, Joe Biden should
- 25:22Speaker 3: not run for reelection as racist.
- 25:24Speaker 1: I think is number one. It was pretty bad.
- 25:28Speaker 2: A white guy accusing other white guys of being racist
- 25:31Speaker 2: for trying to dethrone a white guy. It reminds me
- 25:35Speaker 2: of this other, like you'll see like a white male
- 25:37Speaker 2: comedian refer to white women and make fun of them
- 25:41Speaker 2: because he knows he can't say women. And so he
- 25:44Speaker 2: has to add the white so that he can make
- 25:46Speaker 2: fun of women. You know, it's like, I'm suspicious.
- 25:51Speaker 1: I'm suspicious.
- 25:52Speaker 3: Color me suspicious.
- 25:53Speaker 1: That was a good one.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:56Speaker 1: I think that wins for me as well.
- 25:58Speaker 2: That also was a moment where also the worm kind
- 26:00Speaker 2: of turned.
- 26:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 26:01Speaker 2: I was just like, are we really doing this?
- 26:03Speaker 4: The replies to that tweet were actually encouraging about the
- 26:06Speaker 4: future of the internet.
- 26:07Speaker 1: I mean, I will say, I'm not even going to
- 26:09Speaker 1: name the person. There was a member of Congress who,
- 26:12Speaker 1: who went on CNN and not only said that it
- 26:15Speaker 1: was racist to call on Joe Biden to step down,
- 26:17Speaker 1: but that it was ableist, right?
- 26:20Speaker 4: Sorry.
- 26:20Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
- 26:22Speaker 9: Yeah, no.
- 26:22Speaker 3: And you know what?
- 26:23Speaker 2: Honestly, I would like a cogent, comprehensible president. If that
- 26:27Speaker 2: makes me an ableist, so be it. If that's what
- 26:29Speaker 2: ableism means now, then I'm an ableist.
- 26:31Speaker 1: It was ableist.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
- 26:34Speaker 9: So we're crowning Tristan Snell to move on to the
- 26:40Speaker 9: best in show category.
- 26:41Speaker 3: I think so.
- 26:42Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 26:43Speaker 4: Okay, great. Let's move on. It's a great tweet.
- 26:45Speaker 9: To worst discourse of the year. This is a little different.
- 26:49Speaker 1: This is good.
- 26:50Speaker 9: We're not just going to do a single take. We're
- 26:52Speaker 9: going to sample a take and then talk about the
- 26:55Speaker 9: whole discourse because 2024 was quite a year for discourse,
- 26:59Speaker 9: much like the toilet is quite a place for shit.
- 27:02Speaker 9: And if that comparison left a bad taste in your mouth,
- 27:06Speaker 9: get ready to pucker up for these.
- 27:08Speaker 2: First up– What else do you want in the toilet, Elijah?
- 27:11Speaker 9: Hallie wrote that. Shout out, Hallie.
- 27:13Speaker 4: That was a good.
- 27:16Speaker 2: One.
- 27:16Speaker 9: First up, we have the debate commission discourse. Joe Biden
- 27:20Speaker 9: and Donald Trump organized their own debates this year instead
- 27:22Speaker 9: of working through the nonpartisan debate commission. Many pearls were clutched.
- 27:27Speaker 9: But here's a particularly wonderful string of buzzwords from New
- 27:30Speaker 9: Jersey Assemblyman and RFK Junior Advisor Jamel Hawley. He called
- 27:35Speaker 9: the Commission on Presidential Debates, quote, an institution that has
- 27:38Speaker 9: stood as a beacon of nonpartisanship before saying this.
- 27:42Speaker 15: Regrettably, the sanctity and integrity of the debate process are
- 27:46Speaker 15: now facing mounting challenges as political operatives discreetly maneuver behind
- 27:51Speaker 15: the scenes to undermine the established norms and protocols that
- 27:54Speaker 15: have long governed these crucial events.
- 27:58Speaker 1: So the discourse is skipping the debate commission?
- 28:02Speaker 9: Yeah, the norms and the protocols and rep the debate commission.
- 28:07Speaker 2: So that was about RFK Jr. believing, according to the
- 28:10Speaker 2: rules that have traditionally been used, that he would have
- 28:12Speaker 2: gotten a slot at a presidential debate, which might be true.
- 28:17Speaker 2: And then there was a separate discourse about whether it
- 28:19Speaker 2: was bad for the country that the debate commission was
- 28:22Speaker 2: basically ignored, and then the candidates spoke directly and figured
- 28:26Speaker 2: out debates with the networks, right?
- 28:27Speaker 3: The Commission on Presidential Debates was formed in 1987. This
- 28:31Speaker 3: isn't like the founding fathers. What are we talking about here?
- 28:34Speaker 1: Who also didn't get a lot right either. Okay.
- 28:40Speaker 9: That's a little warm-up discourse. You guys want to get
- 28:42Speaker 9: to the real shit?
- 28:42Speaker 4: It's a real discourse, yeah.
- 28:44Speaker 1: An amuse-bouche.
- 28:45Speaker 9: All right. Next up, we have Chapel Row not endorsing
- 28:48Speaker 9: Kamala Harris forcefully enough. This was a moment that combined
- 28:52Speaker 9: several issues, Israel and Gaza, LGTBQ rights, the youth vote,
- 28:57Speaker 9: and the importance of celebrity endorsements. Let's take a listen.
- 29:00Speaker 9: Here's Chapel Road.
- 29:02Speaker 10: Actions speak louder than an endorsement. Here's the full quote
- 29:07Speaker 10: that a lot of people are just not reading. I
- 29:10Speaker 10: have so many issues with our government in every way,
- 29:13Speaker 10: she says. There are so many things that I would
- 29:15Speaker 10: want to change, so I don't feel pressured to endorse someone.
- 29:18Speaker 10: There's problems on both sides, and I encourage people to
- 29:21Speaker 10: use your critical thinking skills. Use your vote.
- 29:24Speaker 9: Vote small.
- 29:25Speaker 10: Vote for what's going on in your city. The change
- 29:28Speaker 10: she wants to.
- 29:28Speaker 17: See in the U.S.
- 29:29Speaker 10: Is This election year, she says, instantly is trans rights.
- 29:34Speaker 10: They cannot have cis people making decisions for trans people, period. So,
- 29:41Speaker 10: hear from my mouth, if you're still wondering. No, I'm
- 29:47Speaker 10: not voting for Trump. And yes, I will always question
- 29:52Speaker 10: those in power. I'm sorry that you fell for the clickbait.
- 29:56Speaker 9: That kicked off a shitstorm for a week.
- 30:01Speaker 2: You know, the whole thing was so everything about it
- 30:07Speaker 2: was stupid. Everything about it was frustrating. Like, I love
- 30:12Speaker 2: Chapel Roan. I think Chapel Roan, like a lot of
- 30:15Speaker 2: the people criticizing Chapel Roan should go outside and touch grass.
- 30:20Speaker 2: And like, I'm being perfectly clear. And then kind of
- 30:25Speaker 2: like a pundit, just like fucking losing it. being like,
- 30:29Speaker 2: how dare you misinterpret my completely elliptical and confusing way
- 30:34Speaker 2: of talking about politics. Allow me to make myself perfectly clear.
- 30:37Speaker 2: I'm once again going to say something similar that's very
- 30:39Speaker 2: hard to interpret. It was like, for no one. And
- 30:42Speaker 2: it's like, you're not a political expert. You're putting yourself
- 30:45Speaker 2: out there. You became incredibly famous in this year. That
- 30:47Speaker 2: must be an insane amount of pressure. Why are we
- 30:50Speaker 2: doing this?
- 30:51Speaker 1: Well, now that we can look back on the race,
- 30:53Speaker 1: I think we would all agree that celebrity endorsements were
- 30:58Speaker 1: the difference maker.
- 30:58Speaker 4: That's true too. It just depends on your celebrity.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Right. Winners, Hulk Hogan, Joe Rogan.
- 31:06Speaker 9: Losers, Taylor Swift, Beyonce.
- 31:08Speaker 3: Fully opted out of this discourse at the time. Me too.
- 31:10Speaker 4: I paid no attention to it. I mentally muted the
- 31:12Speaker 4: whole thing for a week. I did too.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Well, I think like the bigger thing to take from it,
- 31:16Speaker 2: it's not like this one moment about Chapel Rome, but like,
- 31:18Speaker 2: you know, like there was like a big chunk of people, like,
- 31:22Speaker 2: The people that got behind Trump were super excited and
- 31:25Speaker 2: gung-ho about it. A few people were like that about Kamala,
- 31:27Speaker 2: but there were a lot of people like Chapel Roan
- 31:28Speaker 2: that felt like it was uncool or problematic to full-throatedly
- 31:32Speaker 2: get behind a Democrat. And I would like that to
- 31:34Speaker 2: not be true in the future. It'd be great if
- 31:35Speaker 2: we were a movement where Chapel Roan was excited and
- 31:39Speaker 2: it was valuable for her to be a part of
- 31:40Speaker 2: it and in both directions. That'd be cool. That'd be nice.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Boy, would it. Boy, would it.
- 31:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 31:47Speaker 9: What a discourse.
- 31:48Speaker 4: All right.
- 31:51Speaker 9: Next up, we have the discourse, should Democrats be doing
- 31:54Speaker 9: more to reach men? Here's a tweet from our friend
- 31:57Speaker 9: Travis Helwig, who texted me before this to say he
- 32:00Speaker 9: disavows his phrasing but stands by his point.
- 32:03Speaker 4: Let's listen.
- 32:05Speaker 14: If Kamala loses, which is very possible, there needs to
- 32:07Speaker 14: be a real discussion about how Democrats speak to and
- 32:10Speaker 14: reach young men. There are very few straight men under
- 32:12Speaker 14: 40 in the Democratic consultant class, so when ads try
- 32:15Speaker 14: to reach young men, they come off as deeply inauthentic.
- 32:19Speaker 9: This spawned many responses accusing Travis of needing to shut
- 32:23Speaker 9: the fuck up and hating women.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Too many fags in the Democratic Party, huh, Travis?
- 32:27Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
- 32:29Speaker 3: I think if Travis had just left out that one
- 32:31Speaker 3: clause about the makeup of the consultant class, he had
- 32:34Speaker 3: a great point, which is we didn't do great with
- 32:36Speaker 3: young men this cycle.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, look, I think when you look at
- 32:41Speaker 1: Democratic consultants, most of them are like men over 40. Right.
- 32:46Speaker 5: Right.
- 32:47Speaker 1: The under 40 men are usually operatives, staffers, stuff like that.
- 32:53Speaker 1: But I don't know. I'm 40 now. Look, Travis didn't
- 32:57Speaker 1: word it artfully.
- 32:57Speaker 2: You were 40.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in my 40s, I should have said. That's
- 33:01Speaker 1: what I meant. But yeah, clearly we did have a
- 33:03Speaker 1: problem getting men.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a huge problem.
- 33:06Speaker 4: I think it is.
- 33:07Speaker 2: I think pointing at consultants is whatever, but it's a
- 33:11Speaker 2: collective inability to sound like normal people. Also, a bunch
- 33:16Speaker 2: of podcasts where it's like, hey, you come over here,
- 33:17Speaker 2: you can say whatever you want.
- 33:18Speaker 3: We don't care.
- 33:19Speaker 2: I don't love that. But on our side, it's like,
- 33:21Speaker 2: you better be careful. There are tripwires and you're going.
- 33:23Speaker 1: To hit them. I will say that the gender gap,
- 33:27Speaker 1: at least according to the exit polls, ended up being
- 33:29Speaker 1: not as large as the poll suggested.
- 33:32Speaker 4: It's because we did worse with women, John. That's right.
- 33:35Speaker 4: That's right.
- 33:38Speaker 17: That's what I was getting at, Dan. That's what I
- 33:40Speaker 17: was getting at. We did worse with women. Uh, so
- 33:44Speaker 17: I guess we had a women problem as well. We had,
- 33:46Speaker 17: we look, we have, we're having a problem, a human problem.
- 33:49Speaker 17: We need more human, like we're having a difficulty reaching.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:52Speaker 2: Voters, human beings.
- 33:54Speaker 1: But I will say even among Gen Z, where we
- 33:57Speaker 1: also had a big problem, the split was the biggest
- 33:59Speaker 1: split was college educated, non-college educated, uh, not men, women.
- 34:04Speaker 5: Right.
- 34:04Speaker 1: So it's, uh, and we'll see more when the data
- 34:07Speaker 1: comes out, but we have a problem with people who
- 34:08Speaker 1: don't have college degrees.
- 34:09Speaker 3: Had a problem with Travis.
- 34:11Speaker 2: And we have a big problem with Travis.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Huge problem with Travis. Who does hate women.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 34:16Speaker 1: For sure.
- 34:17Speaker 9: We'll appreciate you saying that. Here's our last discourse in
- 34:20Speaker 9: a stacked category. You knew this one was coming again.
- 34:24Speaker 9: Should Biden drop out? You guys were subtweeted by the
- 34:28Speaker 9: campaign after saying he should drop out, being referenced in
- 34:31Speaker 9: a fundraising email as self-important podcasters. Anyone who called for
- 34:36Speaker 9: Biden to drop out was called traitors by several parts
- 34:39Speaker 9: of the internet. We read a lot of those kinds
- 34:41Speaker 9: of takes in our Blue Anon section. What do you
- 34:44Speaker 9: guys think?
- 34:47Speaker 4: I don't have a clue.
- 34:48Speaker 3: This is such a setup. Think about what?
- 34:51Speaker 2: Here's what I've been thinking about just as we watch
- 34:56Speaker 2: the final few weeks of the Biden administration. And it
- 35:00Speaker 2: becomes clear in just these past few weeks how ridiculous
- 35:04Speaker 2: the assertion was that he was in shape to be
- 35:07Speaker 2: president over the next four years. That my regret is
- 35:10Speaker 2: that it took until not just seeing him once behind
- 35:13Speaker 2: the scenes when we went to the White House, not
- 35:15Speaker 2: just seeing him a second time when we saw him
- 35:16Speaker 2: at that fundraiser, but till the debate to be full-throatedly honest.
- 35:20Speaker 2: Because I feel like- Don't we this.
- 35:21Speaker 3: I wasn't there.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Didn't I say I?
- 35:25Speaker 3: I said we.
- 35:26Speaker 2: I was going to say when we saw him.
- 35:27Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 35:28Speaker 3: Well, some of us were there.
- 35:28Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 35:29Speaker 1: He was at the Clooney fundraiser.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Yeah, he was at the Clooney fundraiser.
- 35:31Speaker 4: That's right.
- 35:32Speaker 2: You're part of it. You're fucking part of it. You'll
- 35:34Speaker 2: be on the lawsuit.
- 35:36Speaker 3: That'll make your collective tone.
- 35:37Speaker 2: But I think because he wasn't dropping out and it
- 35:42Speaker 2: seemed like a fait accompli, it was hard. We were
- 35:44Speaker 2: very hard on Biden and wanting him to get out
- 35:47Speaker 2: there to dispel questions about his age. But looking on
- 35:50Speaker 2: it back, could we have gotten there faster? Could we
- 35:53Speaker 2: have pushed harder? I don't know. But I come away
- 35:54Speaker 2: from that moment being like, like thinking more about how
- 35:57Speaker 2: we got to that place in the first place.
- 35:59Speaker 3: Yeah, look, Joe Biden shouldn't have run again. The hard
- 36:02Speaker 3: part about this was what people don't remember is in
- 36:04Speaker 3: the 2020 primary, there was also a conversation about Joe
- 36:07Speaker 3: Biden's age. I think we all were on the side
- 36:09Speaker 3: that he was probably too old to be running then,
- 36:11Speaker 3: said as much on the show. He won the primary.
- 36:14Speaker 3: That made them very angry. They didn't speak to us
- 36:16Speaker 3: for four years. And so in the midterms happened, I
- 36:19Speaker 3: think Joe Biden took the wrong message from in 2022
- 36:21Speaker 3: that Democratic success in a midterm when a bunch of completely,
- 36:25Speaker 3: outside the mainstream, crazy Republicans ran for Senate seats and lost,
- 36:29Speaker 3: like Dr. Oz, that it meant that the White House
- 36:32Speaker 3: was strong and that he should run for election. And
- 36:33Speaker 3: that was some sort of indication of his political strength. Obviously,
- 36:37Speaker 3: it was not. But I felt like from my position,
- 36:42Speaker 3: like I was wrong in 2020. Who am I going
- 36:44Speaker 3: to tell the incumbent president not to run for president
- 36:48Speaker 3: in that moment outside some sort of like major event
- 36:51Speaker 3: or indication. Like I think we talked- Boy, did we
- 36:53Speaker 3: get one of those. We talked a thousand times about
- 36:55Speaker 3: the polling about his age, concerns about it. We would
- 36:58Speaker 3: constantly ask the question, how do you fix this? And
- 37:00Speaker 3: I think almost every one of those conversations started with,
- 37:04Speaker 3: I don't know that it is fixable, but if it is,
- 37:06Speaker 3: here are the things I would try to do. They
- 37:08Speaker 3: didn't really try to do any of those things because
- 37:10Speaker 3: obviously there's been all this reporting now that keeping a
- 37:13Speaker 3: full schedule was challenging for the president, et cetera, et cetera.
- 37:17Speaker 3: So we don't have to belabor all of this, but
- 37:18Speaker 3: That's kind of the backstory that people don't remember.
- 37:22Speaker 4: I just think it's worth remembering that after the debate,
- 37:25Speaker 4: Joe Biden was behind the whole time. He was behind
- 37:27Speaker 4: to Trump basically from the summer of 2023 onward. By
- 37:32Speaker 4: the time the debate was over, Joe Biden had a
- 37:35Speaker 4: 3% chance of winning the election. And the idea here
- 37:38Speaker 4: was we could not go into election with a dangerous
- 37:40Speaker 4: authoritarian who had a 97% chance of winning. So we
- 37:43Speaker 4: had to look for another option. And that option was
- 37:45Speaker 4: Kamala Harris, who probably went into it with a 45%
- 37:47Speaker 4: chance of winning. And she was not able to get
- 37:49Speaker 4: that last 5%. But there's two questions. There is the,
- 37:54Speaker 4: could Joe Biden have served four more years? I think
- 37:56Speaker 4: the indication is pretty clearly no. And is, could Joe
- 37:59Speaker 4: Biden have won the election? And by the time the
- 38:01Speaker 4: debate was over, it was obviously highly unlikely that he
- 38:04Speaker 4: would do so. And there is one last moment to
- 38:07Speaker 4: try to make a change to give us a chance
- 38:08Speaker 4: to win. He, in the end, weeks later than we
- 38:12Speaker 4: had hoped, but did step aside. Kamala Harris ran a
- 38:15Speaker 4: very good campaign, not a perfect one, but gave her
- 38:18Speaker 4: a shot to win an election in a very, very
- 38:20Speaker 4: tough environment. And that's sort of where we– that's where
- 38:24Speaker 4: we were. And I will say to all– not the
- 38:27Speaker 4: blue and non-people from the discourse section, but most people–
- 38:29Speaker 4: like there was a– could be a good faith disagreement
- 38:31Speaker 4: on Joe Biden's electoral chances or Kamala Harris' electoral chances.
- 38:36Speaker 4: But in the end, most people came together to try
- 38:39Speaker 4: to get her elected and worked pretty.
- 38:41Speaker 3: Hard at it.
- 38:42Speaker 1: I just want to say one more thing here. Like–
- 38:44Speaker 1: Joe Biden, this decision was Joe Biden's and like a
- 38:47Speaker 1: very small circle of people around him and mostly family,
- 38:50Speaker 1: mostly family. And you know, wall street journal was out today.
- 38:53Speaker 1: It was like, he was more cloistered in this, these
- 38:57Speaker 1: four years than he ever has been in his whole career.
- 39:00Speaker 1: He had a small circle of advisors, not a lot
- 39:02Speaker 1: of other people got in. And I remember when we
- 39:05Speaker 1: did a crooked offsite, like a year, more than a
- 39:08Speaker 1: year before the election. And we did like a political
- 39:12Speaker 1: section where everyone could ask us questions about the coming
- 39:14Speaker 1: race and politics. And all you guys, our staff, like
- 39:17Speaker 1: peppered us with questions. Like, why is Joe Biden running?
- 39:19Speaker 1: Joe Biden's too old. And I think then we said,
- 39:22Speaker 1: number one, no one is challenging him. No one has
- 39:25Speaker 1: decided to challenge him. And number two, he is deciding
- 39:29Speaker 1: with the people around him that he wants to run
- 39:32Speaker 1: for president, and he gets to decide. And people think
- 39:34Speaker 1: it's like the party, this, that, the other thing. He
- 39:37Speaker 1: wasn't even listening to members of Congress by the end.
- 39:40Speaker 1: At the end, Chuck Schumer barely got to his house
- 39:43Speaker 1: to try to convince him. He was like, you know,
- 39:46Speaker 1: he wasn't listening to many people, so.
- 39:48Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
- 39:49Speaker 2: But he did, but the pressure did come.
- 39:51Speaker 1: The pressure came, but yeah, it was pretty close to
- 39:54Speaker 1: him not doing it.
- 39:55Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
- 39:57Speaker 9: So should Joe Biden drop out worst discourse of the year?
- 40:01Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
- 40:01Speaker 4: No, I don't think so.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Actually, some of the best, some of the best and most,
- 40:05Speaker 2: that was the best discourse we've ever had.
- 40:07Speaker 9: Okay, so Chapel Roan or Travis? Or the debate commission.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Debate commission.
- 40:13Speaker 3: Just to be nice to Travis.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Debate commission. We choose debate commission. Sometimes an ugly, shitty
- 40:18Speaker 2: little pug makes it to best in show, and that
- 40:20Speaker 2: thing never wins.
- 40:21Speaker 5: Thing?
- 40:21Speaker 9: Okay.
- 40:22Speaker 4: Debate.
- 40:23Speaker 9: We're really doing debate commission as the worst discourse of
- 40:25Speaker 9: the year?
- 40:26Speaker 5: All right.
- 40:26Speaker 9: That works for me.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Does it sound like it works for you, Alisha?
- 40:30Speaker 1: I didn't even know it was discourse, really.
- 40:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:33Speaker 9: I was on paternity leave, and I was like, I
- 40:34Speaker 9: can't believe how many pods were talking about the debate commission.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Oh, did we?
- 40:39Speaker 4: There was a lot of reminding people that they tried
- 40:41Speaker 4: to kill Joe Biden by not making Trump get a
- 40:43Speaker 4: COVID test in 2020.
- 40:44Speaker 3: COVID test, yeah. That's right.
- 40:45Speaker 1: That was bad. They did.
- 40:46Speaker 3: They did.
- 40:47Speaker 9: All right. The Debate Commission. Worst discourse of the year.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Love it.
- 40:50Speaker 9: All right.
- 40:50Speaker 1: I don't want to give Travis that.
- 40:54Speaker 9: Not Chapel Roan?
- 40:55Speaker 5: Okay.
- 40:56Speaker 9: The most bizarre right-wing take of the year. It was
- 41:00Speaker 9: a banner year for right-wing takes, and I, for one,
- 41:03Speaker 9: thank our glistening, waxy, gray overlord Elon Musk for all
- 41:06Speaker 9: the accurate right-wing takes headed our way in 2025. However,
- 41:09Speaker 9: the right had their swings and misses, too. Hey, they
- 41:12Speaker 9: can't all be Tom Hanks died the first week of
- 41:14Speaker 9: COVID and was immediately replaced by evil Tom Hanks.
- 41:18Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
- 41:22Speaker 9: Let's take a look. First up, we have something from
- 41:24Speaker 9: Favs' Close Podcast. personal friend, Jesse Waters, about commenting on birthdays.
- 41:30Speaker 2: The oldest president in history just got a little older.
- 41:33Speaker 3: It's Joe Biden's birthday. The big 82 for the big
- 41:36Speaker 3: guy and primetime would wish him a happy birthday, but
- 41:39Speaker 3: we have rules here.
- 41:41Speaker 9: Men don't wish men happy birthdays.
- 41:45Speaker 1: What a weird thing to say.
- 41:47Speaker 2: He's always tongue-in-cheek about those kinds of things, but it
- 41:49Speaker 2: is just a reminder that masculinity is a prison that
- 41:51Speaker 2: locks from the inside. Oh, is it gay to have
- 41:56Speaker 2: a birthday, fellas? Is it gay to wear pink, fellas?
- 41:59Speaker 1: Can someone note when Jesse Waters' birthday is so we
- 42:01Speaker 1: can all wish him a happy birthday from as many
- 42:05Speaker 1: people as possible?
- 42:05Speaker 9: That's a funny bet.
- 42:06Speaker 4: That's good.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Just, you know, I feel like he, like Lovett said,
- 42:11Speaker 1: I think he needs it. July 9th.
- 42:12Speaker 3: We got a minute.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Sounds like he needs birthday wishes from his bros.
- 42:16Speaker 3: Yeah. You know?
- 42:17Speaker 2: From his bros.
- 42:18Speaker 9: Close personal friend, Jon Favreau.
- 42:20Speaker 4: All right.
- 42:21Speaker 9: Next, we have a right-wing meltdown for Taylor Swift dating
- 42:24Speaker 9: Travis Kelsey. There were plenty of worthy clips here, but
- 42:27Speaker 9: this from OAN host Allison Steinberg takes the cake. Let's
- 42:31Speaker 9: take a listen.
- 42:32Speaker 18: Well, yeah, Soros might own her music, but the devil
- 42:35Speaker 18: surely owns her soul. She suddenly becomes political, and now
- 42:38Speaker 18: she's plastered all over magazines, airports, the NFL, and now
- 42:42Speaker 18: even the Super Bowl. It's just 24-7 nauseating coverage. And
- 42:48Speaker 18: we're supposed to pretend we don't see the psyop? If
- 42:50Speaker 18: Taylor Swift is really owned by Soros, we might actually
- 42:54Speaker 18: have a rare chance to unite against him using Taylor
- 42:57Speaker 18: Swift as the Trojan horse. Instead of pushing the alphabet
- 43:00Speaker 18: mafia and murdering of babies to her fans, she should
- 43:04Speaker 18: be warning about the dangers of the corrupt elites. I mean,
- 43:06Speaker 18: that's something we could all come together on, right? But
- 43:09Speaker 18: of course, that'll never happen with this guy pulling the strings,
- 43:12Speaker 18: now will it?
- 43:14Speaker 1: Wow, that person is crazy. I was waiting for, what
- 43:18Speaker 1: is the Trojan horse metaphor there?
- 43:19Speaker 2: I think it's that George Soros, via his vehicle of
- 43:25Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, is going to push a pro-gay, pro-trans, pro-abortion agenda.
- 43:32Speaker 1: At the Super Bowl?
- 43:33Speaker 4: At the Super Bowl.
- 43:33Speaker 1: I don't know if she stuck the landing on that one.
- 43:36Speaker 4: What's the alphabet, Mafia?
- 43:38Speaker 3: That's gay people.
- 43:38Speaker 2: That's LGBTQ.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Oh, okay. That helps a little bit.
- 43:42Speaker 2: Yeah, we're the alphabet mafia.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Wow. That's a great for me.
- 43:46Speaker 4: That's phenomenal.
- 43:47Speaker 1: That's a contender.
- 43:48Speaker 3: Yeah, the only problem with it is it's got to
- 43:51Speaker 3: be some percentage performance art, right? They know what they're doing.
- 43:54Speaker 3: They know they're like, this is so crazy and ridiculous.
- 43:57Speaker 3: It's going to get me clicks.
- 43:58Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. For sure. But I don't think she
- 44:02Speaker 1: also was sort of incomprehensible.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
- 44:05Speaker 2: It's also just like goldfish level memory. Taylor Swift has
- 44:09Speaker 2: endorsed Joe Biden in 2020, endorsed Marsha Blackburn's opponent, got
- 44:14Speaker 2: involved in a bunch of different issues. Ties does pride,
- 44:17Speaker 2: every pride when she's on tour. This is just part
- 44:20Speaker 2: of her politics. In the documentary, there's a documentary about
- 44:23Speaker 2: it where she's on film talking about why she wants
- 44:26Speaker 2: to talk about politics. You're just paying attention, but But like,
- 44:30Speaker 2: even though you don't have like the world exists when
- 44:32Speaker 2: your eyes are closed.
- 44:33Speaker 8: Right.
- 44:33Speaker 3: That's that's like the tour. I know this is new
- 44:35Speaker 3: to you, but yeah, it's not new. Right.
- 44:37Speaker 9: Next, we have what is quickly becoming a classic clip
- 44:40Speaker 9: of RFK Jr. being confronted with his own words by
- 44:43Speaker 9: CNN's Casey Hunt about vaccines. Let's take a listen.
- 44:47Speaker 12: So you have gained notoriety for your skepticism about vaccines.
- 44:51Speaker 18: And over the summer in an interview, you said, quote,
- 44:53Speaker 18: there's no vaccine that is, you know, safe and effective.
- 44:56Speaker 9: Do you still believe that?
- 44:57Speaker 7: I never said that.
- 44:58Speaker 9: So stop me.
- 45:00Speaker 4: We have the clip.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Please play the clip.
- 45:02Speaker 6: Play the whole clip. You've talked about that the media
- 45:04Speaker 6: slanders you by calling you an anti-vaxxer. And you've said
- 45:09Speaker 6: that you're not anti-vaccine. You're pro-safe vaccine. Difficult question. Can
- 45:15Speaker 6: you name any vaccines that you think are good?
- 45:19Speaker 7: I think some of the live virus vaccines are probably
- 45:22Speaker 7: averting more problems than they're causing. There's no vaccine that is,
- 45:31Speaker 7: you know, safe and effective.
- 45:34Speaker 3: So you did say it.
- 45:35Speaker 9: Do you still believe it?
- 45:37Speaker 7: Well, here's what I would say. First of all, I'm
- 45:40Speaker 7: not anti-vaccine.
- 45:42Speaker 3: How is that statement not anti-vaccine? Not anti-vaccine. I just
- 45:46Speaker 3: think it will kill you, which I will repeat to
- 45:48Speaker 3: everyone I see.
- 45:49Speaker 1: Boy, do I feel safe.
- 45:51Speaker 2: There's a fallacy in philosophy that Tom will remember from
- 45:54Speaker 2: his studies, which is, it's called no true Scotsman. No
- 45:58Speaker 2: true Scotsman, which is, he says, I'm not against vaccines.
- 46:01Speaker 2: He's like, well, you've said this or that. I'm just
- 46:04Speaker 2: for safe vaccines. Well, can you name any safe vaccines? No,
- 46:06Speaker 2: I'm for safe vaccines, but there are no safe vaccines.
- 46:08Speaker 2: What about this vaccine? Well, that's not a truly safe vaccine.
- 46:11Speaker 2: What about this vaccine? It's not a truly safe vaccine.
- 46:13Speaker 2: It's a way of claiming something while never actually allowing.
- 46:19Speaker 1: It to be true. Sounds like Twitter.
- 46:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:23Speaker 7: Fun.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Yeah. Guy's going to be in charge of the water.
- 46:25Speaker 3: Enjoy, everybody. It's very bad.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Drink up.
- 46:28Speaker 3: Drink up. Drink while you can.
- 46:29Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 46:30Speaker 3: Get all those shots.
- 46:31Speaker 2: 30 years from now, everyone's teeth are going to fall
- 46:33Speaker 2: out of their fucking face and be like, I wonder
- 46:34Speaker 2: why this happened.
- 46:35Speaker 3: This is a good example of where we need members
- 46:38Speaker 3: of Congress to for once be really disciplined at his
- 46:41Speaker 3: confirmation hearing and not give speeches and just be like
- 46:45Speaker 3: prosecutors narrowing in, asking him question after question to try
- 46:49Speaker 3: to get him to say what he really thinks. Because
- 46:50Speaker 3: he's also said that He thinks the polio vaccine killed many,
- 46:53Speaker 3: many more people than polio ever did. You know, he
- 46:56Speaker 3: says things like he has this veneer of just asking
- 47:01Speaker 3: questions or I'm, you know, I just want more data
- 47:04Speaker 3: or research. But underneath that are really radical views and
- 47:07Speaker 3: they just got to tease him out of them.
- 47:08Speaker 1: You know, that's a great point, Tommy. It's not this
- 47:10Speaker 1: is going to bug me because like the January 6th
- 47:13Speaker 1: committee now all facing jail time. The January 6th committee, like,
- 47:18Speaker 1: that was the first set of hearings where I was like, oh,
- 47:21Speaker 1: they finally nailed it. They didn't go every member on
- 47:24Speaker 1: the panel giving their big, long speeches, doing this, putting
- 47:27Speaker 1: on their dog and pony show. It's like they had
- 47:30Speaker 1: a plan. They stuck to the plan. They got right
- 47:32Speaker 1: to it. It was good TV. Wouldn't it be so
- 47:34Speaker 1: nice if the Senate Democrats did this for all the hearings?
- 47:36Speaker 2: You have one person who's going to prosecute this.
- 47:38Speaker 1: You know, flip for it.
- 47:39Speaker 2: Like we said about the January 6th hearings, so good
- 47:41Speaker 2: they should be illegal.
- 47:43Speaker 4: Oh, interesting. Do you know who the ranking member on
- 47:46Speaker 4: the committee is?
- 47:47Speaker 1: Who?
- 47:48Speaker 4: Bernie Sanders. Yeah.
- 47:49Speaker 3: He'll be good. He'll be very good.
- 47:51Speaker 5: Great.
- 47:52Speaker 3: By the way, if the J six committee goes to jail,
- 47:54Speaker 3: we should produce a song with them.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Oh, what if they do one?
- 47:59Speaker 4: What if they do one with the insurrectionists? We are
- 48:00Speaker 4: the world style.
- 48:03Speaker 2: Like a rap battle. Like the Jets and the Sharks.
- 48:07Speaker 1: Do we think Mark Zuckerberg will put his hand on
- 48:11Speaker 1: his heart for that one too?
- 48:12Speaker 3: Probably. Will.i.am will remix it.
- 48:15Speaker 9: And our last take of the category, we have one
- 48:18Speaker 9: of the most insane right-wing talking points of the election cycle.
- 48:21Speaker 9: You know it, I know it. Let's take a listen.
- 48:24Speaker 9: In Springfield.
- 48:26Speaker 5: They're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
- 48:29Speaker 2: They're eating the cats.
- 48:32Speaker 5: They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
- 48:36Speaker 5: And this is what's happening in our country.
- 48:38Speaker 2: And it's a shame.
- 48:40Speaker 5: Residents are reporting that the migrants are walking off with
- 48:43Speaker 5: the town's geese. They're taking the geese. You know where
- 48:48Speaker 5: the geese are? In the park, in the lake. And
- 48:51Speaker 5: even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken.
- 48:56Speaker 1: My dogs were stoned. 77 million people. Thumbs up.
- 49:01Speaker 3: Thumbs up to that guy.
- 49:02Speaker 2: Looks like we're the ones eating crow.
- 49:08Speaker 4: It feels like in hindsight, one lesson here is that
- 49:11Speaker 4: if your political opponent comes up with a dangerous conspiracy
- 49:14Speaker 4: theory that incites people on a major issue in the election,
- 49:16Speaker 4: you don't turn into a catchy song and then have
- 49:18Speaker 4: all of your influencers shared on TikTok for hours at
- 49:21Speaker 4: a time.
- 49:21Speaker 1: You think that was a difference maker, Dan?
- 49:24Speaker 2: Just saying.
- 49:25Speaker 4: It's a way of thinking about things going forward.
- 49:28Speaker 1: I want to listen to it. It's really catchy.
- 49:31Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in your head.
- 49:32Speaker 2: It's great.
- 49:33Speaker 1: It's great.
- 49:34Speaker 2: It's great.
- 49:38Speaker 3: Who did this?
- 49:39Speaker 9: They're eating the cats.
- 49:40Speaker 4: The Kiffness? They're eating the pets of.
- 49:43Speaker 2: The people that live there.
- 49:45Speaker 14: It's great.
- 49:46Speaker 17: They're eating the dogs.
- 49:49Speaker 2: They're eating the cats.
- 49:51Speaker 4: Anyway.
- 49:51Speaker 2: You know that we had at Williams College, we had
- 49:54Speaker 2: a steel pan band. And I was the drummer of
- 49:58Speaker 2: the steel pan band.
- 49:59Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 50:00Speaker 1: Did you?
- 50:03Speaker 10: Yes.
- 50:04Speaker 9: Wait, what?
- 50:05Speaker 4: No, no, no.
- 50:06Speaker 11: Yes.
- 50:06Speaker 3: Yes.
- 50:06Speaker 2: No, we had a, it was, it was, I was
- 50:09Speaker 2: the only, I was the only white member because I
- 50:12Speaker 2: didn't play the steel pan. I didn't know how to
- 50:13Speaker 2: play steel pan, but I could play, they needed a percussion.
- 50:15Speaker 1: They needed to play a drum set.
- 50:18Speaker 2: And so I played the drum set. I played the
- 50:19Speaker 2: drum set in our, in the Williams College steel pan band.
- 50:22Speaker 3: There's a cool steel pan guy.
- 50:23Speaker 2: Any single human.
- 50:24Speaker 3: Larchmont.
- 50:25Speaker 4: Do you think Crooked could put up a $ 100, 000 reward,
- 50:26Speaker 4: Nate Silverstein, for anyone who can print a video of this?
- 50:30Speaker 2: It's just before there was usually, it's just before you
- 50:33Speaker 2: would have a lot of video.
- 50:34Speaker 3: Someone had a flip cam or something.
- 50:36Speaker 2: Yeah, Shameik was busy at the fucking newspaper until two
- 50:38Speaker 2: in the morning wasting his fucking college life on op-eds.
- 50:43Speaker 2: How your Williams record really make a difference? I was
- 50:47Speaker 2: playing music.
- 50:50Speaker 9: All right. So who wins the category? We got Jesse Waters,
- 50:53Speaker 9: Taylor Swift, Vaccines, and the Dogs and the Cats.
- 50:59Speaker 2: I think Vaccines for me.
- 51:00Speaker 4: Not to the fun.
- 51:03Speaker 3: Take this.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Not Dogs and Cats?
- 51:05Speaker 4: So Taylor Swift, Dogs and Cats, Jesse Waters. Is there
- 51:09Speaker 4: another option? Did I forget?
- 51:10Speaker 9: Vaccines.
- 51:11Speaker 1: Vaccines.
- 51:12Speaker 2: I think Trump's take really was the take of the year.
- 51:15Speaker 2: I mean, it it it became the discourse. It was
- 51:18Speaker 2: the hinge point. It was on the it was one
- 51:21Speaker 2: of the policy hinges of the whole election.
- 51:24Speaker 1: I mean, it is tough because it's like we're doing
- 51:27Speaker 1: worse takes. It was like it was like a bad
- 51:29Speaker 1: take that won. But, you know.
- 51:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Best worst takes. I don't know.
- 51:33Speaker 4: I'm still flummoxed by the fact that Lovett was in
- 51:35Speaker 4: a college version. I know.
- 51:37Speaker 2: That's not right. That's not right.
- 51:42Speaker 9: So we're moving dogs and cats to the final group.
- 51:45Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 51:45Speaker 1: I'm not wedded to it.
- 51:46Speaker 3: No, that's fine. I imagine more of a rusted root, Dan,
- 51:48Speaker 3: if we're being honest.
- 51:49Speaker 4: Oh, that's fair. That's fair.
- 51:50Speaker 1: For love it.
- 51:51Speaker 3: Selling nitrous balloons.
- 51:54Speaker 1: There is an argument for vaccines just because now we're
- 51:57Speaker 1: going to be living with that. Right.
- 51:59Speaker 2: That's the take that can kill. Yeah.
- 52:03Speaker 4: I mean, the problem always is we don't really have
- 52:04Speaker 4: any scale for making these judgments, so it's really hard.
- 52:06Speaker 3: Let's just pick one because we're dragging this out.
- 52:08Speaker 1: All right, dogs and cats.
- 52:10Speaker 3: All right, cool.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to take a quick break, but before
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- 52:34Speaker 1: America feed on Apple Podcasts.
- 52:48Speaker 9: And now for the coveted worst take of the year
- 52:51Speaker 9: from a Pod Save America host. Time to look at it.
- 52:56Speaker 1: Oh boy.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 52:57Speaker 9: Let's kick things off with Jon Lovett. Play the clip.
- 53:00Speaker 2: Being a speechwriter is about figuring out the best way
- 53:03Speaker 2: to convince a bunch of people to either come along
- 53:06Speaker 2: with you or agree with you or support you. I
- 53:08Speaker 2: think that's a lot of what Survivor is. You know what?
- 53:13Speaker 3: That was a good take.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Technically true take.
- 53:15Speaker 4: Technically true.
- 53:16Speaker 2: Technically true.
- 53:18Speaker 1: Good at both.
- 53:19Speaker 2: Yeah, really crushing on both this year. Got my finger
- 53:25Speaker 2: on the goddamn pulse this year. Yeah, thank you. Thank
- 53:29Speaker 2: you for that.
- 53:31Speaker 3: Next up.
- 53:31Speaker 1: Next up.
- 53:33Speaker 9: We got Tommy Vitor talking about VP choices.
- 53:36Speaker 6: Oh, no.
- 53:38Speaker 3: I think Kristi Noem is a potential favorite to be
- 53:41Speaker 3: the vice presidential nominee.
- 53:42Speaker 1: Electoral benefits of South Dakota?
- 53:44Speaker 3: There are none. But I do think the Trump campaign
- 53:47Speaker 3: knows that abortion is likely to be the single biggest
- 53:51Speaker 3: headwind for their campaign. They want diversity on the ticket.
- 53:54Speaker 3: That could be gender-based. That could also be racial diversity.
- 53:57Speaker 3: I think they'll ultimately decide that Donald Trump is going
- 54:00Speaker 3: to need to peel off some of the suburban women
- 54:02Speaker 3: that he has lost to Joe Biden. They're going to
- 54:05Speaker 3: need to try to push back on concerns about stripping
- 54:09Speaker 3: away abortion access. She's terrible on the policy, but I
- 54:12Speaker 3: do think they're going to view it as an identity.
- 54:14Speaker 3: This is a great take.
- 54:16Speaker 4: This is a totally fine take.
- 54:17Speaker 3: This was before the puppy killing thing. And came out.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Key context.
- 54:23Speaker 3: The puppy murder. And this was me and Brian Tyler
- 54:26Speaker 3: Cohen ranking 10 different candidates. So we had to make
- 54:30Speaker 3: a case for everyone we chose.
- 54:32Speaker 4: This is bullshit, Tommy. The judges, they're fucking you here.
- 54:35Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 54:36Speaker 4: You know what I would do if I were you?
- 54:37Speaker 4: I would sue them.
- 54:38Speaker 1: I'm looking at you, Sal. Also, she did become the
- 54:42Speaker 1: Secretary of Homeland Security. Yeah, she's DHS now.
- 54:44Speaker 2: That's not nothing. Now she's in charge of the TSA.
- 54:47Speaker 2: The one thing is, it's funny, because, like, that was
- 54:49Speaker 2: a very, like, cogent and reasonable take but trump was
- 54:52Speaker 2: like actually i don't need to worry about any of
- 54:54Speaker 2: that i'm gonna pick the opposite a piece of shit
- 54:58Speaker 2: guy that makes women uncomfortable and it won't matter.
- 55:01Speaker 1: Abortion abortion a headwind no disagree i'm for whatever you
- 55:05Speaker 1: guys are all i think.
- 55:05Speaker 2: People hate the biden administration so much that i can
- 55:08Speaker 2: choose one of the biggest assholes around yeah.
- 55:12Speaker 9: Tommy, it was a good year of takes for you.
- 55:14Speaker 9: We had to dig. We had to dig out of
- 55:15Speaker 9: your two pods and go to liberal tears. All right.
- 55:18Speaker 9: Next up, we have Dan after Trump was convicted. Let's
- 55:21Speaker 9: hear it.
- 55:22Speaker 4: The prevailing narrative that the conviction won't really matter is,
- 55:24Speaker 4: I think, pretty disconnected from both what the polls actually
- 55:27Speaker 4: say and the reality of an election that is likely
- 55:30Speaker 4: to be this close. I stand by that 1,000%. He
- 55:34Speaker 4: would have won by 10 if he hadn't been competitive.
- 55:37Speaker 1: It's hard to prove.
- 55:38Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
- 55:40Speaker 4: And the polls are a snapshot in time, so do
- 55:42Speaker 4: better next time, Elijah.
- 55:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like, no, no, I think the polls are,
- 55:45Speaker 2: and that's so important to keep in mind, the polls are,
- 55:47Speaker 2: if you've ever heard us say that, polls are a snapshot.
- 55:50Speaker 9: In time.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like a shitty Polaroid.
- 55:53Speaker 2: If you look back on the year, you take away
- 55:55Speaker 2: from all of these very reasonable, these are all opinions
- 55:59Speaker 2: about ways things could matter at the margins in a
- 56:01Speaker 2: race that wasn't really fought. Would that it mattered, but
- 56:06Speaker 2: we're so fucked it doesn't.
- 56:08Speaker 4: Even still, the argument we always made it would come
- 56:10Speaker 4: down to 100,000 votes. It came down to 237,000 votes.
- 56:11Speaker 3: That's right. That's true. That's true.
- 56:16Speaker 17: And last, we have John Favreau.
- 56:18Speaker 9: Reacting to Joe Biden going on Seth Meyers.
- 56:23Speaker 3: I was so happy with that.
- 56:25Speaker 1: I was so happy. And like, you know, the appearance
- 56:27Speaker 1: was not perfect, right? Like he still trailed off at times.
- 56:30Speaker 1: You know, he interrupts himself once in a while. But
- 56:32Speaker 1: if you are if you're someone who's like wondering whether
- 56:34Speaker 1: he's sharp enough for the job or knows his shit,
- 56:38Speaker 1: like more appearances like that should give you more confidence.
- 56:42Speaker 3: I mean.
- 56:43Speaker 1: He was pretty good on Seth Meyers.
- 56:44Speaker 3: I don't remember that interview at all.
- 56:45Speaker 2: You know, I remember, I'm not judging. We were all
- 56:49Speaker 2: in that headspace. But man, were we grading on a
- 56:52Speaker 2: fucking curve during that time.
- 56:53Speaker 1: No, I mean, I thought you should have gone with
- 56:54Speaker 1: the State of the Union discourse, which I think was
- 56:57Speaker 1: looking back at, talk about a grading on a curve.
- 56:59Speaker 2: Well, he was good. I mean, he was.
- 57:03Speaker 3: No, he was good at the.
- 57:04Speaker 4: State of the Union. He was good. He was fine.
- 57:06Speaker 4: Like he was not, it was not the historic speech.
- 57:08Speaker 4: It was treated by some people, but it was good.
- 57:12Speaker 1: It was fine.
- 57:12Speaker 3: Yeah, it got in my head.
- 57:13Speaker 4: It was at least evidence. It was evidence of energy
- 57:15Speaker 4: and coherence.
- 57:16Speaker 1: Well, that's the point I was making about old Seth Meyers.
- 57:19Speaker 2: And I would say, by the way, that's the bar
- 57:21Speaker 2: that we had set for ourselves. And it was too low.
- 57:25Speaker 3: Too low.
- 57:27Speaker 2: We're like, Joe Biden is losing the election. But good news,
- 57:30Speaker 2: he can occasionally do a public event that's kind of
- 57:33Speaker 2: a draw.
- 57:34Speaker 9: What are we doing here?
- 57:38Speaker 3: Not winning.
- 57:39Speaker 9: State of the Union wasn't forward-looking enough. We did go
- 57:42Speaker 9: through that tape. It was all, he did a good
- 57:44Speaker 9: enough job. He cleared the bar. This one we felt
- 57:46Speaker 9: was forward-looking, and it was, you'll be reassured by more
- 57:50Speaker 9: appearances like this.
- 57:51Speaker 3: There were no more appearances?
- 57:53Speaker 1: There were no more appearances.
- 57:54Speaker 9: The debate is in appearance.
- 57:55Speaker 1: Elijah, could you give us.
- 57:59Speaker 3: The.
- 57:59Speaker 1: There was something missing from that take. What was the
- 58:01Speaker 1: date of the take?
- 58:02Speaker 6: February.
- 58:02Speaker 4: February.
- 58:03Speaker 1: February of 2000. 24, yeah. That was, okay, February 24. Yes.
- 58:07Speaker 2: After State of the Union.
- 58:08Speaker 1: After State, so right, okay, yeah. That's when he was cooking.
- 58:11Speaker 2: That's when he was. Yeah, no. That was when there was.
- 58:14Speaker 1: He was off the seat.
- 58:15Speaker 9: That was pre-State of the Union. It was pre-State of
- 58:17Speaker 9: the Union.
- 58:18Speaker 1: That's like.
- 58:18Speaker 3: Pre-State of the Union.
- 58:19Speaker 1: He was really cooking.
- 58:20Speaker 2: The last little air out of the balloon, you know.
- 58:23Speaker 3: Well, the adrenochrome was really flying around at that point.
- 58:26Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the Seth Meyers appearance, though, where Amy
- 58:28Speaker 2: Poehler had to come out.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 58:31Speaker 2: Yeah, he was at the point where he was no
- 58:32Speaker 2: longer doing things by himself.
- 58:34Speaker 9: Who won the worst take of the year by a
- 58:36Speaker 9: Pod Save America host?
- 58:38Speaker 1: That's tough.
- 58:40Speaker 4: I think we're going to collectively sue you for such
- 58:42Speaker 4: bad takes.
- 58:43Speaker 3: I like that. Takes on our takes. Yeah, I will.
- 58:45Speaker 2: Can I just... I have to say, in terms of
- 58:51Speaker 2: bad takes, the meta bad take of the year was, hey, guys,
- 58:55Speaker 2: I know it sounds crazy, but I'm going to go
- 58:57Speaker 2: on Survivor. I think it'll be good.
- 59:01Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
- 59:02Speaker 2: That was a bad take. Did you have fun? Yeah,
- 59:05Speaker 2: I had a good time.
- 59:06Speaker 3: I had a good time.
- 59:06Speaker 2: Missed three dinners.
- 59:08Speaker 1: You did miss three dinners.
- 59:09Speaker 2: Missed three dinners.
- 59:10Speaker 1: Three dinners. I don't know.
- 59:13Speaker 3: I don't know who to pick. Maybe we shouldn't pick.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Maybe everyone else.
- 59:15Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys pick.
- 59:16Speaker 9: Couch? Producer couch?
- 59:20Speaker 3: Not for fair.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Let the audience pick.
- 59:27Speaker 3: Yeah, you tell us.
- 59:27Speaker 9: You gotta pick best in show. Someone makes best in show.
- 59:30Speaker 4: Here's one thing I can tell you. Our worst take
- 59:34Speaker 4: is not winning the Pundi of the Year.
- 59:35Speaker 3: No matter what it is.
- 59:35Speaker 4: Yes, thank you, Dan.
- 59:36Speaker 1: That's a good take.
- 59:37Speaker 3: Good take, Dan.
- 59:38Speaker 9: Okay, well then I won't give my opinion on it.
- 59:41Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
- 59:42Speaker 2: No, no, tell us. Let's hear it.
- 59:45Speaker 9: Oh, it's for sure you should be reassured by more
- 59:47Speaker 9: public Joe Biden appearances.
- 59:50Speaker 3: Come on.
- 59:51Speaker 4: You are misreading John there. More public appearances like this.
- 59:55Speaker 1: Like that.
- 59:55Speaker 4: And the next one was not like that. It was
- 59:58Speaker 4: an epic fucking disaster.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: If Joe Biden performed like he did on Seth Meyers
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: the entire campaign, it would be.
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: A little different. All of us are really taking this
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: well and not at all getting defensive about our tastes.
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: I didn't go off for five minutes about how I
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: was on a different show. Liberal tears is knowledgeable.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: I think we had five takes.
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: It's just not these takes.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Would Michael Phelps be as good of a swimmer if
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: he had diarrhea in the pool and then killed himself?
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: Huh, probably not.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: I could name like five worst takes that I had.
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: Go ahead.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Yeah, do it. No, no, no.
- 1:00:32Speaker 9: All right, let's go. The winning group, worst takes of
- 1:00:36Speaker 9: the year from the primaries group. We have Trump's GOP
- 1:00:40Speaker 9: is already dying. From the polling group, we have Alan
- 1:00:43Speaker 9: Lichtman's 13 keys. From the blue MAGA group, we have
- 1:00:47Speaker 9: wanting Joe Biden to drop out is racist. From the
- 1:00:51Speaker 9: discourse group, we have the death of the debate commission.
- 1:00:55Speaker 9: From the bizarre MAGA group, we have they're eating the
- 1:00:57Speaker 9: dogs and the cats. And from the worst take by
- 1:01:00Speaker 9: a Pod Save America host, we have undecided it's not winning.
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: I mean, it's Alan Lichtman.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: I think it's Alan Lichtman.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: And I think, look, and it's funny because it feels like,
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: it feels like, like mean.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: Like we're punching down.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Yeah. But, but, but I think it's worth just saying like,
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: there was a lot of people like Alan Lichtman, which
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: were people that were looking at like a miasma of
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: contradictory data and saying they knew the answer. And like,
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: how many times are we going to fucking do this?
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Because I cling to those people too. Like, you know,
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: you're like, you're just like reading all things and there's
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: this person like looking at me like, here's why it's
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: so clear what's going to happen. And like, you want,
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: those things to be true. Like you want to believe
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: those things, but you just can't. And this was like
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: a signal, ridiculous example of it. But no, you're not
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: going to confidently predict the future based on your 14
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: political science fucking keys.
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: Political science isn't science. And I think you have to
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: allow for uncertainty. And when you speak in such definitive ways,
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: I think you really leave yourself open to being punched
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: down or up.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:02:03Speaker 9: All right, well, that'll wrap up the 2024 Pundies. Thank you, guys.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: Alan Lickman wins.
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: Alan.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: Alan Lickman, your prize money's in the mail.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: I think now we can use a picture of Alan
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: Lickman for the art.
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: Oh, that's good. Maybe the one from the live stream
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: he did that night where he was like, ah.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Hey, we found a set of keys in the parking lot.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: Alan Lieberman, come get your keys. We've got one last
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: order of business before we sail off into Crooked's holiday break.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: Our New Year's resolutions. As always, we'll be confronted with
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: our resolutions from last year to see how we did. Unfortunately,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: I'm up first. Part of my resolution is similar to Dan's,
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: which is my attention span's gone. I have a strategy,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: which is I want to take a walked 20 to
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: 30 minutes a day, maybe. Like over 10 on this time. Realistically,
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: where I don't bring my phone and I don't listen
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: to anything.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: It's big on TikTok, the silent walk.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: Yeah, the silent walk.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: John, how many walks did you take this year?
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: It would be zero silent walks.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: Not one walk without your phone.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: Not without my phone, but I will say this is
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: what I did. I did every Tuesday. My Tuesday's in
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: the middle of the day. I would take a walk.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: And I would listen to a podcast, but I would
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: not look at my phone.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: So exactly.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: I didn't do it, but I did.
- 1:03:27Speaker 4: I can't believe you have gone back to back years
- 1:03:32Speaker 4: of doing none of your resolution. Don't forget the volunteering
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: one of last year.
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: How many years am I going to get the fucking
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: volunteering one?
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: This is our last chance to talk about it. How's
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: that late alarm? You got that carpool tunnel?
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: Defrosting turkeys all day long.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: I need more corn for the chili. He's got a
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: big bell and a Santa suit outside of Kroger.
- 1:04:11Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: All right. Let's hear Tommy's resolution.
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: Next year, I want to skip this recording again so
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: that I cannot be held accountable once again. I somehow
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: got on a list that has led me to get
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: dozens of cold emails from random tech consultants. I want
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: to find that list. Destroy it and destroy whoever created
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: I Decided to come in just being a jackass with
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: jokes and you guys were serious and it kind of
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: changed the vibe.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Wow You get a lot of the tech consultant side
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: of your inbox.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: How's your spam problem, Tommy? A lot of self-reflection going on?
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: I think you made this joke last year.
- 1:05:02Speaker 9: Okay.
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: Oh, I guess I didn't do my resolution for this. Oh,
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: let's do them all at the end. Okay, that's great. Dan,
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: let's do Dan's.
- 1:05:10Speaker 4: The thing I really want to work on this year
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: is regaining some semblance of my attention span.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Over two.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: Dan, did you do that?
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: Did you do.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: That, Dan?
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: I would say no. No, I did not.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: It got worse. The irony of you saying this, Dan,
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: is you write books.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: I wrote books. Yeah, but like a weekly, a couple
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: days a week? Is it every day?
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: Every other day, the message box?
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: A couple days a week.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: It feels like all the time.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: It feels like all the time and never enough.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Always impressive.
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: I did not do the things I wanted to do
- 1:05:43Speaker 4: to regain my attention span. I doubled down. I think
- 1:05:45Speaker 4: two weeks after I gave this resolution, I set up
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: push notifications for that account that retweets all of Trump's
- 1:05:52Speaker 4: truth socials, which was a sign that I wasn't going
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: to make it this year. All right.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: Let's hear Lovett's.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: My resolution is to not spend the year worrying about
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: food and diet like for the first time to go
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: into this year without any kind of like emotionally unhealthy
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: relationship with food and diet and exercise that's my resolution
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: and to keep that going.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: Oh yeah well how did you find the willpower to
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: do that where did you gain the strength first of all.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah we're making america healthy again one injection
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: to the hip at a time Now, this resolution came
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: after I'd already started taking experimental pancreas medicine. No, but
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: I will say I did also fail because I'm still,
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: I'm better, I'm definitely better, but I still do have
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: an unhealthy relationship to food. It's so hard, but it's interesting,
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: all of our resolutions, attention span and diet, it's all
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: about trying to find some inner reservoir of discipline to
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: defeat a cultural force. And it's hard. It's hard. Cause like,
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: I'm now like, I'm better about the diet stuff and
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: I am like a little bit crazy about exercise. So
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. Better, better than I was.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: That's for sure.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: Try my 13 keys. Yeah.
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Now we'll go around and do our resolutions. Uh, my
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: resolution this year, this one, I'm gonna, I'm gonna nail.
- 1:07:19Speaker 4: I cannot fucking wait.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: More postings.
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm more posting more Twitter fights.
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: It's going to be Twitter. It's going to be blue sky.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: I'm jumping in the discord. I'm posting, posting, posting, posting.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: TikTok stitches.
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: TikTok stitches.
- 1:07:33Speaker 6: Really?
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: Is this serious? Yeah.
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: More?
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I'm going to just say what I want.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: I'm getting there. I'm getting in the discourse. You've all
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: seen it. Yeah.
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: You've been doing this for six months now.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's right.
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: Since Biden, since Biden had that great debate.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: Oftentimes I'll just open up my phone on a Friday
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: night before bed and was like, man, What was John
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: thinking at 9.30 to jump on this third rail?
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: I will say that in the month or two before
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: the election, I kind of settled down a little bit
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: on the post. And I did a lot of checking,
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: but not a lot of posting. I'm posting now.
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: Post-election, you're just in it. And it's funny to listen,
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: to be in a group chat with you where you're
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: texting your anchor about something and see how long you've
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: held yourself back before you start tweeting about it.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: It usually starts in the group chat. I usually test
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: it out there and I'm like, oh, it's going to Twitter.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: What's the goal?
- 1:08:21Speaker 5: Uh.
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: You know it doesn't make you feel good.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: What's the goal?
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: Talk to me.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Part of this is that I can't stop it, so
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: I might as well lean into it.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Right, that's the argument for Trump from Republicans in the House.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: No, it's a joke. It's a joke, guys. But I
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: am going to, well, like, I'm going to, the reason
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: I'm going to post more is because I'm going to
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: put out my thoughts, right? I'm not going to get
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: in Twitter fights, stuff like that, but I want to
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: write my thoughts down more. And if it's in posts,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: that's great. If it's in articles, that's great. But I'm
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: going to, I realize that just talking... is not good
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: enough for me. I wanna actually write my thoughts down.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: And I really actually wanna, I don't wanna be on
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Twitter as much posting, but I do wanna, I've been
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: talking to our Discord subscribers, and they're great, and so
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: I wanna get in there more. They're nice.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: Great.
- 1:09:06Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: I think that's great.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: I think it's good to write things down. I think
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: sometimes writing things down is to, you figure out what
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: you really think when you actually try to write it down.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: That's right.
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: And like some of it is, there's times where I've
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: just been like writing down stuff down that doesn't go anywhere.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: It doesn't go on Twitter. It doesn't go anywhere, but
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: sometimes it actually just helps to sort of like, you know,
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: late at night type something out.
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: I cannot wait to read your diary in discovery.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Yeah, that's, it'll be good. It'll be good. All right, Tommy,
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: who's a, who's in your inbox that you're getting out
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: this year?
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: Um, who are the big CRM managers? Salesforce. Salesforce. Coming
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: for them, coming for your tower. Uh, I want to,
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: I want to talk to more smart people, offer experts, uh,
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: Talked to a really smart guy about Sudan and Somaliland today.
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: I could elaborate if you guys want to hear more
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: about it. I love it. You can tell by your face.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Classic, classic Tommy resolution.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: We'd love to, but we're just so impressed for our time.
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: But it's really helpful to talk to these very smart, nerdy,
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: nice people and just do it to get smarter on background.
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: That's the thing I like doing. I want to get
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: good at using AI tools. I tried to use ChatGPT
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: to write me a list of resolutions and I failed.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: So I want to get better at that.
- 1:10:17Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: So, Tommy, experts and AI.
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: Experts. Maybe there's some overlap there.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: Well, the overlap is one is a group of people
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: helping to make the world clearer. The other is a
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: technology that will make it much harder. So, in a way,
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: they're in competition.
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: So, that's interesting.
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see who wins.
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: Let us know.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: Pick your fighter. Finally, I've been reading a book about
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: mindfulness meditation, but I haven't been doing it. I think
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: it would be good to do it. It's good for you.
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: Tommy's going to meditate.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: It is good.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: Maybe while you're meditating, you'll see John on one.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: Of his walks.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: Ladle in one hand.
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: Famous stroll.
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: Twitter in the other.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: That's your ladle arm.
- 1:10:51Speaker 4: So funny.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: Dan?
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: Dan, what do you got?
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: So two things. One, I am going to make another
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: run at my attention span. And the thing I've started
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: doing since election, which has caused me to miss many
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: of John's best Twitter fights, is to put my phone
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: away before I put my kids to bed and not
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: look at it for the rest of the night.
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: That's so smart.
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: So no longer two-screening, like watching TV or something like that.
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: So that's one. Whether I will manage to continue doing that,
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: open question, but I want to do that. The second thing,
- 1:11:16Speaker 4: and it's related to Tommy's path towards mindfulness, is.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: It's not even a joke.
- 1:11:22Speaker 4: I'm being serious here.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: It was the path towards mindfulness.
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: The winding path. There's some dead ends along the way.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: The path is the mindfulness, guys.
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: This is related. Both mindfulness and attention span is... I
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: want to take up yoga in 2025. I started doing
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: it some this year. Uh, it just is a way.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: Downward Dan.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: Dan, I'm so excited for you. When you're next in LA,
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: you and I were going to Pilates.
- 1:11:45Speaker 4: Oh, I debated whether I would do this one publicly.
- 1:11:49Speaker 4: And then I was like, love it has been basically
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: doing a one man pitch for Pilates for weeks now.
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: So this is a safe space.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: I do yoga too. I do yoga too.
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: Uh, where do you do it, Dan? Do you do
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: it to go to group classes?
- 1:11:59Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: Do we doing a hot vinyasa yoga?
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: Nice.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: Nice.
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: But I want to do it regularly. Like I do
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: it every once in a while now, but I want
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: to do it.
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: It's something that feels good. It's really good for you.
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: He's a good father for the fanfic.
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: Downward, downward Dan.
- 1:12:13Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: Now that you say that. Downward Dan.
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: Downward Dan's pretty good.
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: Love it.
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: So I feel like we are coming to the end
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: of the year where we made a lot of shows
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: and we did a ton of content and there was
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: a lot happening. And I want to try next year
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: to do a little bit less, a little bit better.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: and like really be deliberate about, because I do think
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: that like.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: So like Joe Biden, you're quite quitting too?
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: A little bit more than him. No, but like, I
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: do think that like, we're heading into another Trump era.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: It's going to be exhausting. And like, we keep saying like,
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: you know, we got to make sure that we're like
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: disciplined about what we care about, disciplined what we pay
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: attention to. And I just want to have, apply that
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: to like what we cover, how we cover it. I
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: want to make sure that like, so we like took
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: down one of the Tuesday, love or leave it. And
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: that's a part because I want to try to make
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: the Thursday show even better. And I want the time
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: and space to think about that. and to think about
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: other things to do outside of these two shows. And like,
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: I want to have the mental space and the, the, the, not,
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: it's not about time, but, or, or even like work.
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: It's just like the, like the creative space to think
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: about how to, how to talk about politics. Because so
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: much of what we've just been saying for, for the
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: last couple of weeks is there's something about how Democrats
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: sound and we need to figure out how we're communicating.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: And like, you're not going to figure that out in
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: the churn.
- 1:13:29Speaker 7: All right.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Well, good luck everyone. I'll be posting. Uh, that feels
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: like a pretty good place to end it. As I mentioned,
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