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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It is when the view's spectacular.
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  Speaker 2: Peyton, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 3: I'm letting you know exactly how your zodiac sign would
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  Speaker 3: haunt their ex. If it's your birthday today, you are
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  Speaker 3: a Scorpio and you share a birthday with a ton
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  Speaker 3: of celebrities. Bob Ross, Winona Ryder, Randy Jackson, Gabby Union,
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  Speaker 3: Tracee Ellis Ross, and Tough Love.
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  Speaker 2: Well, guess what, Tough Love?
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  Speaker 3: Tiffany.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is today your birthday?
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  Speaker 4: It is my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday. We share a birthday with tough love.
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  Speaker 4: I am the epitome of tough love.
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  Speaker 3: Tough love, but that's okay. Okay, Tiffany, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: give you your reading for Scorpios. Basically, I'm letting you
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  Speaker 3: know how you would haunt your ex. And you guys
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  Speaker 3: are not haunting your ex. You're actually haunting their entire bloodline.
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  Speaker 3: Their mom hears your footsteps, their sister's lights start flickering,
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  Speaker 3: and their grandma's convinced that the house is cursed. You
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  Speaker 3: said forever, and you.
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  Speaker 4: Actually meant it. I might just be a haunter, Peyton.
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  Speaker 4: You might just be right.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: And happy birthday, Tiffany. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Tiff.
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  Speaker 2: Love you, too. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Holly, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Aquarius.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so for Aquarius, I'm letting you know how you
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  Speaker 3: would haunt your ex. And you guys would actually be
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  Speaker 3: kind of haunting and messing.
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  Speaker 1: Up all their technology.
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  Speaker 3: Their Alexa will randomly whisper your name. Their Spotify will
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  Speaker 3: only play breakup songs back to back. And their phone
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  Speaker 3: autocorrects to their new partner's name to yours. So basically,
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  Speaker 3: you're like kind of a paranormal software update.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. That is so perfect. She's got a
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  Speaker 4: divorce over an Xbox.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: I would send. I'm not kidding. I don't even understand
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  Speaker 4: people in video games, so that's going to be perfect.
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  Speaker 4: So for life, I will be coming back to haunt
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  Speaker 4: him and crush every Call of Duty game he will
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  Speaker 4: ever play. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So you actually.
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  Speaker 4: Pills.
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  Speaker 2: You actually got a divorce.
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  Speaker 4: Pills. This is the best day ever. Thank you. Thank you, Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: You got a divorce because of the Xbox?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Quite frankly, I don't want to be married to a
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  Speaker 4: 14-year-old for the rest of my life, John.
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  Speaker 3: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: So he was just playing it all the time, and
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  Speaker 2: you just got sick of it?
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  Speaker 4: Non-stop. And the scary part is, is he is the
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  Speaker 4: director of two schools.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? How about that? How about that? Indeed, Holly.
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  Speaker 4: How do you get promoted when you just do nothing
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  Speaker 4: but play video games your whole life?
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. But anyway.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, thank you very much, Holly. Have a
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  Speaker 2: great day.
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  Speaker 4: I love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Happy Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Daryl and good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: Libra.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Kyle is also our Libra in the studio. I'm
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  Speaker 3: letting you guys know how you would haunt your ex,
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  Speaker 3: and you guys would haunt their dating life. Every time
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  Speaker 3: they go on a date, the restaurant, they lose their reservation.
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  Speaker 3: The music will start playing your guys' song, and their
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  Speaker 3: date somehow brings you up in every conversation. You're not, like,
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  Speaker 3: ruining their relationship. You're kind of making sure that you're
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  Speaker 3: a part of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: That's great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Darlene, have a great day. What do you
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  Speaker 2: got for Pisces?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Rich, for Pisces, the way you would haunt your ex,
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  Speaker 3: you would be haunting their dreams. You are there every
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  Speaker 3: single time they close their eyes. Every night, they have
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  Speaker 3: a beautiful dream about you guys getting back together.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. And then right when they're.
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  Speaker 3: About to kiss you, you disappear. They're waking up heartbroken
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  Speaker 3: every single morning, and you're just floating around.
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  Speaker 1: Is it bad that I kind of love that?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds kind of great.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think we all want, like, not the
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  Speaker 3: best for our exes.
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  Speaker 4: All the time.
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  Speaker 1: And if it's a dream, I don't really have to
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  Speaker 1: be active in it. I can just live my life.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: How about Leos?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 3: So the way that we would haunt our exes is
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  Speaker 3: we would make sure that they never forget how good
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  Speaker 3: we looked and what they lost.
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  Speaker 1: So every mirror.
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  Speaker 3: In their house will randomly show our reflection instead of theirs.
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  Speaker 3: And every picture that they take somehow has us in
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  Speaker 3: the background. So even as a ghost, we are still
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  Speaker 3: giving main character.
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  Speaker 2: And how about Virgos?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Virgos, the way you would haunt your ex, you
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't be, like, throwing furniture around. You would be moving
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  Speaker 3: everything in their apartment exactly two inches to the left.
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  Speaker 3: Their keys are never where they left them. Their phone
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  Speaker 3: charger randomly disappears. And nothing is ever orderly ever again.
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  Speaker 3: It's like psychological warfare, but.
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  Speaker 1: That's like your medicine right there.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. All right. Thank you, Peyton Whitmore. If
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  Speaker 2: you didn't get your sign read, go to our website, johnjainrich.com.