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Beard Laws Podcast Episode 07 - A Talk Down Memory Lane. · Stay Outta My Fridge

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Speaker 1: Beard Law number seven. The number seven is a highly
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Speaker 1: spiritual number that is associated with the institution mysticism, inner wisdom,
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Speaker 1: deep inward knowing, and now growing a beard. Beard Law
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Speaker 1: seven combines practical beard Law four with mystical beard Law three.
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Speaker 1: As a result, beard Law seven it carries a meaning
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Speaker 1: that's both practical and mystical. What's up, everybody? This is
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Speaker 1: beard Laws Podcast, and I'm mad. This is episode number seven.
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Speaker 1: That's right, number seven, the number that comes right after six,
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Speaker 1: right before eight. It's the most popular number in the
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Speaker 1: whole entire world. A study by Alex Bellos, a mathematician.
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Speaker 1: He has forty four thousand people to name their favorite number,
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Speaker 1: and over four thousand of them said seven. It's a
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Speaker 1: number that's in Bibles, it's a mystical, magical and it's
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Speaker 1: just a number that in every religion. It's been around
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Speaker 1: since the ancient times.
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Speaker 2: And this is.
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Speaker 1: The episode number seven. I'm gonna do something a little different,
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Speaker 1: going to do kind of a recap of a couple
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Speaker 1: of episodes that we already did, the pilot episode, our
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Speaker 1: first TikTok episode. Appreciate what beard Laws has done so
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Speaker 1: far with this podcast has done so far and thank
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Speaker 1: some of the guests that have bene on here as well.
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Speaker 1: Just want to do a different little recap in case
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Speaker 1: anybody has missed it. Then you guys can just come
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Speaker 1: to episode seven, your favorite number. This could be your
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Speaker 1: favorite episode. Get a little piece of the other episodes.
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Speaker 1: Within this episode, I'm just going to take some highlights
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Speaker 1: some of my favorite moments so far. Going to play
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Speaker 1: again the first year of My Thoughts, the first time
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Speaker 1: two beards one record was on the podcast. So let's
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Speaker 1: stop talking about it. Let's get into it.
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Speaker 2: Here we go, all right.
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Speaker 1: This is from Beard Laws episode zero three, first sports
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Speaker 1: with Logan Chat and the very first You're in my thoughts.
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Speaker 1: Let's check it out.
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Speaker 3: You're in my thoughts. I suppose when I pee.
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Speaker 4: I don't know about today, but the other day I
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Speaker 4: do remember peeing and thinking, how about how sad Mike
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Speaker 4: Trout's baseball.
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Speaker 3: Career is bad?
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Speaker 1: So you're standing there rocking a piss thinking about Mike
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Speaker 1: Trout's baseball career.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I don't rock the piss.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I you stand there and hope that it dribbles out.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes I have to wait a little bit. I'm thirty eight.
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Speaker 3: I drink a lot, which the drinking a lot.
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Speaker 4: Part doesn't really mean it's dribbling out, but the I'm
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Speaker 4: not a shape part does. I'm thinking about how bad
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Speaker 4: Mike Trout's career is bad, which is an odd thing
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Speaker 4: to think.
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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, But I mean, I guess I can see
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Speaker 1: the correlation. Like Mike Trout uses a bat. You're up
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Speaker 1: to bat at the piss, are thinking swinging it around
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Speaker 1: like a bat, and then I think baseball and Mike Trout.
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Speaker 1: I mean, as long as you're not rocking a piss
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Speaker 1: with a boner thinking about Mike Trout.
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Speaker 4: If Mike Trout was comparing himself to me, he's doing
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Speaker 4: very well. If Mike Trout is comparing himself to everybody
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Speaker 4: else in the major leagues as far as skill, he's
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Speaker 4: doing very well.
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Speaker 3: Yep. But if Mike Trout is comparing himself in the
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Speaker 3: major leagues to everyone who's ever won anything, he's really
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Speaker 3: really upset.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he seems to be healthy and he's playing,
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Speaker 1: and he doesn't seem to be having a.
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Speaker 3: Terrible that rings he doesn't even have a playoff win. True,
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to be all commercial and know all that no.
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Speaker 4: Best team in baseball best player, best player in baseball,
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Speaker 4: never has whatever I'm thinking for the person himself.
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Speaker 3: He looks like he might be as loyal as possible.
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Speaker 2: Yep, anybody, Yeah, but yeah, at what costs?
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Speaker 1: Like how loyal will he stay? Is it gonna get
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Speaker 1: to a point where he's you don't want a chance
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Speaker 1: to win? I can't grow beard anyways, I'm going to
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Speaker 1: fucking Yankees.
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Speaker 3: I I can't guarantee. I can't even guarantee my kids
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Speaker 3: will like me to mom.
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Speaker 1: Sounds like you can't guarantee that you're gonna be able
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Speaker 1: to pee either. Because this is my thoughts.
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Speaker 4: But I just think that when he whenever's opt out
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Speaker 4: clause is, he's gone. If they don't make a push again,
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Speaker 4: why the Angels should make should have went all for it? Yep, Like,
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Speaker 4: come on, man, it's not about money. It's about making money.
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Speaker 4: Later the Angels World Series, Mike trout, they might win three,
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Speaker 4: they might win four or five.
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Speaker 3: He literally could save a franchise. I mean he kind
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Speaker 3: of already did.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, looking up real quick, apparently his contract is twelve year,
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Speaker 1: four hundred and twenty six million, so that means he'll
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Speaker 1: be in an Angel's uniform at this rate through the
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Speaker 1: twenty thirty season, right, so they're even if he goes there,
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Speaker 1: he'll be about what thirty seven ish twenty thirty. They
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Speaker 1: got they they got a couple of years. They got
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Speaker 1: to go all in at least one, Like you said,
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Speaker 1: they got to try it.
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Speaker 3: But his first opt out doesn't tell I didn't.
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Speaker 1: That was just a quick headline of.
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Speaker 4: Yeah he has I can't speak, but I'm almost positive
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Speaker 4: he has opt out clause and he's gonna if they
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Speaker 4: don't make a push, he'd be stupid if he didn't.
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Speaker 3: True, he deserves to himself an opportunity to win a ring,
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Speaker 3: at least make the goddamn postseason.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the fact that that they've only made one postseason
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Speaker 4: and what the seven years.
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Speaker 3: Has been the league?
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Speaker 1: That's on?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's is it? Seven?
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Speaker 3: No, it's gonna be more than that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's twenty seven, I mean when he come in. Oh,
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Speaker 1: they selected him in two thousand and nine with the
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Speaker 1: first round. He made a brief major league appearance in
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Speaker 1: twenty eleven before coming up. I get play twelve. That
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Speaker 1: makes more sense.
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Speaker 3: So eight years, sevenfold?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, seven four years, world's largest sports contract, four hundred
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Speaker 1: and thirty million dollars.
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Speaker 3: Dude, that beats messy.
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Speaker 2: It's that's a war.
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Speaker 3: If that's in fact, is the world's the largest sports cup.
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Speaker 3: That beats messy.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait until he grows a beard. When you
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Speaker 1: grow a beard, come on, Mike Trout, you gotta you
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Speaker 1: make four hundred and thirty million dollars. Hire me a
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Speaker 1: beer coach.
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Speaker 3: Dude, you might be onto something there.
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Speaker 2: Imagine he.
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Speaker 1: Doesn't. He's got patches, Yeah, he's got a little patches
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Speaker 1: on the cheek. But he could he could grow out
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Speaker 1: a scraggly little beard.
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Speaker 4: Looking at the baby, the beautiful baby face that Mike
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Speaker 4: Trout has, I don't know if he can really grow
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Speaker 4: a beard.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I see. I mean there's a couple of pictures
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Speaker 1: with some stubble, a little patchy. But it would come
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Speaker 1: in white.
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Speaker 3: Trashy dude, not white trashy Trout.
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Speaker 2: He wouldn't.
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Speaker 1: He just wouldn't rock it. Once we get into the
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Speaker 1: featured album of the Day, with no further ado, This
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Speaker 6: How's you doing? How's it going?
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Speaker 2: So we started Two Beards One Record eighteen.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's maybe twenty seven. I'm not sure.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna say twenty seventeen ish, maybe twenty eighteen. And
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Speaker 1: it was just something that we were sitting around one
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Speaker 1: day at work and we were like, wouldn't it be
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Speaker 1: cool if we just started sharing our vinyl records online somewhere?
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Speaker 1: Like we're both instagram heads, love Instagram. We're always on it.
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Speaker 1: Whether it's our favorite band, whether it's our favorite sports team,
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Speaker 1: whether it's the Chive, it doesn't matter what it is,
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Speaker 1: We're on it. And we decided, hey, let's give it
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Speaker 1: a shot. Let's start uploading our collection because we both
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Speaker 1: started getting a little addicted.
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Speaker 2: And I know you, Greg has.
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Speaker 1: One of the most intense, most elaborate, like soundtrack horror
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Speaker 1: movie collections that I've seen.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we started with Instagram, and I.
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Speaker 1: Don't know, we got up to probably what five thousand
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Speaker 1: fans or something cool.
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Speaker 6: I think we were around four.
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Speaker 2: I must have rounded it up way up, but yeah,
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Speaker 2: have about four thousand fans.
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Speaker 1: We if you want to elaborate, Greg and just kind
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Speaker 1: of tell us, first of all, what is two beards? Like,
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Speaker 1: what do we do? What were we doing? What are
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Speaker 1: we gonna do?
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Speaker 6: I think we're just basically a couple of dorks, really,
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Speaker 6: but yeah, I mean we started doing it just for fun,
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Speaker 6: just and I guess still really it's still just something
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Speaker 6: we do for fun and at the moment. But I've
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Speaker 6: been trying to get it back going since you've been
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Speaker 6: doing the beer loss stuff, trying to ignite that flame
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Speaker 6: under the two beards one record.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and to take it back a little while it
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Speaker 1: kind of fell off the track is obviously I started
10:09
Speaker 1: Beard Loves what you guys know about that from other
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Speaker 1: episodes and social media and stuff. And Greg just keeps
10:14
Speaker 1: having kids. He's got three beautiful, healthy kids and a
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Speaker 1: beautiful wife. And yeah, So while we were doing this,
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Speaker 1: one thing we were also doing was we were doing
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Speaker 1: product reviews. We had an interview that we've been saving
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Speaker 1: until we kind of got some momentum again from Greg
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Speaker 1: and artists that takes broken records and makes beautiful artwork.
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Speaker 1: So we're going to release that interview, and I'm hopefully
10:34
Speaker 1: we might be able to reach back out to him
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Speaker 1: now that we have some podcast momentum going and see
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Speaker 1: if maybe he'd, you know, take five ten minutes with us.
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Speaker 1: But we're fortunate enough to have a wax Rex review,
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Speaker 1: a Vinyl Vack, Spin Mount, Lucky Diamond, Trash Panda Records,
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Speaker 1: and Pray They're made. They all send us products all
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Speaker 1: the reviews are on the website Two Beards, one Record,
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Speaker 1: as well as all our latest Instagram news and posts.
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Speaker 1: Like I said, Greg's kind of resurrecting posting you know,
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Speaker 1: a couple of times a week. We were posting you know,
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Speaker 1: every day, but we tried, We've always tried to post
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Speaker 1: what's relevant, you know. And obviously our featured album of
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Speaker 1: the day, if you want to get into it is.
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Speaker 2: Tool and Tools got some big news coming up. They
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Speaker 2: got an album. Greg is a huge Tool fan, not
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Speaker 2: a Tool, but a huge Tool fan and debatable. Yeah. So,
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Speaker 2: I mean, if you just want to tell us you
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Speaker 2: know why you're excited, what's going on?
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Speaker 1: Just just filling I mean some people must know filling
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Speaker 1: the beard.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: So anyone who gives a shit, I mean it already
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Speaker 6: knows that the new album comes out tomorrow. It's tools
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Speaker 6: first album in thirteen years, I believe, follow up to
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Speaker 6: their ten thousand Days album, which was awesome.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I'm not one of these crazy Tool people that just
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Speaker 6: Tool is gonna save the world or whatever. I remember
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Speaker 6: the first time I heard Enema, I was in my
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Speaker 6: buddies car in high school.
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Speaker 2: Blew my mind.
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Speaker 6: So I'm really excited to get up tomorrow throwing my
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Speaker 6: headphones and.
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Speaker 1: So not only that, speaking of headphones and back in
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Speaker 1: the day the first time you heard it. You recently
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Speaker 1: even made a purchase of.
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Speaker 2: A Tool album. What you went with the CD?
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Speaker 6: The new album is, Yeah, it's only been released on CD,
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Speaker 6: so I did snag a copy and it is being
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Speaker 6: delivered tomorrow, so that's pretty cool. I don't know what
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Speaker 6: I'm going to listen to it on because I don't
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Speaker 6: know if I have a working CD player. I think
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Speaker 6: somewhere in my basement there might be like a five
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Speaker 6: disc changer.
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Speaker 1: So tomorrow what's going to happen is Greg is going
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Speaker 1: to get the family to sleep, and you're going to
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Speaker 1: see him outside in his vehicle listening to the new
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Speaker 1: Tool album, rocking out, probably having a beer, and tell
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Speaker 1: them about the case. I mean, I feel like that's
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Speaker 1: what really sold it.
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Speaker 2: They've always had for any.
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Speaker 1: Tool fan obviously knows that, but a lot I feel
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Speaker 1: like a lot of people they haven't been around in
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Speaker 1: thirteen years. So that's thirteen years of listeners and viewers
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Speaker 1: and stuff that don't even know what Tool is or
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Speaker 1: might not even know them.
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Speaker 2: Hurt them, but their case.
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Speaker 6: Their cases are They've always been awesome. They had the
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Speaker 6: lund Toar case with enema makes it look.
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Speaker 3: Like it's moving.
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Speaker 6: It's like the old thick baseball cards, you know that
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Speaker 6: looked like the guy was swinging the bat or whatever.
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Speaker 6: And yeah, all all of their their releases have been crazy.
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Speaker 6: The artwork is awesome and this new one is no
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Speaker 6: no different. It is has a four inch high def
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Speaker 6: screen in it. Somebody leaked it some somebody probably worked
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Speaker 6: at a record shop and got it in and leaked
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Speaker 6: it on read it or Twitter or something. And I
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Speaker 6: looked at all the pictures. It's crazy looking. It has,
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Speaker 6: has the four inch high def screen, like I said,
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Speaker 6: it's got speakers built into it. It's got unique video footage.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if it like plays the whole album.
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Speaker 6: I have no idea what it does, but it looks
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Speaker 6: pretty crazy and.
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Speaker 2: It's going to be pretty awesome.
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Speaker 1: And one of one of our Instagram followers commented King
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Speaker 1: Slayer seventy nine was the guy's name. His Australian friend
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Speaker 1: has heard is of early afternoon due to time zones.
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Speaker 1: He said it's incredible and easily holds up to the
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Speaker 1: heavy expectations.
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Speaker 2: So I mean, I.
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Speaker 6: Saw that, and that's a bold I mean, that's a
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Speaker 6: big statement.
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Speaker 1: And that's just obviously the one thing that we saw
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Speaker 1: on Instagram. So if you want to see the featured
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Speaker 1: album of the day or anything that we've done reviews,
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Speaker 1: anything like that, head out to Instagram.
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Speaker 6: The album is actually lateralis by Tool that's posted today.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's our future album.
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Speaker 1: And it's interesting because you know, obviously they released this
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Speaker 1: on vinyl their Tool. It's not like they're hurting for money.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't think, but not to have the vinyl release
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Speaker 1: to them And I don't know if you've heard anything
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Speaker 1: or read anything why they didn't go with the vinyl release.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been reading that maybe this fall read a
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Speaker 6: whole bunch of different things. People saying that there is
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Speaker 6: not going to be one, people saying they're definitely is
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Speaker 6: going to be a vinyl release. It's not going to
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Speaker 6: happen till the Fall. I personally just am believing that
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Speaker 6: because that's what I want to believe. Yeah, I mean,
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Speaker 6: I believe it when I see it. But I also
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Speaker 6: did hear One interesting thing I heard was that Danny Carey,
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Speaker 6: the drummer, was quoted stating that they were currently remastering
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Speaker 6: all of their albums for vinyl, so they may be
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Speaker 6: all all the albums maybe getting a release which would
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Speaker 6: be really awesome, like a box set or that would
15:21
Speaker 6: be great, And my wallet hopes not, but will that
15:24
Speaker 6: hope's not.
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Speaker 2: But the inner dork and geek and a fan of
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Speaker 2: you hope. So that's gonna be a smart movie. You
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Speaker 2: don't Phanoma on vinyl? So bad? It's that one is.
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Speaker 6: Actually there's an official release of that, but it's so
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Speaker 6: expensive because there wasn't very many of them.
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Speaker 1: And even if they did a box set, even if
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Speaker 1: they did five hundred, they'd all be gone and they
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Speaker 1: could set the price to almost whatever they wanted.
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Speaker 6: There's no way they could get away with doing just five.
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Speaker 2: Hundred, No, but they could.
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Speaker 1: And then then what's gonna happen is you're gonna get
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Speaker 1: those guys that go out there and buy four copies
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Speaker 1: of them, and then next thing, you know, they sell them.
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Speaker 1: You know, let's say it comes out at two fifty,
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Speaker 1: they sell them for one thousand dollars on discods and eBay.
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Speaker 2: Gonna be released on.
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Speaker 1: September sixth is the New Teenage Bottle Rocket it's a
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Speaker 1: seven inch and Fat Tour twenty nineteen they.
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Speaker 2: Released as well. So they're gonna be on the Fat
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Speaker 2: Tour twenty nineteen.
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Speaker 1: They're gonna have Teenage Bottle Rockets, Mean Jeans, Clowns.
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Speaker 2: And gen pop from the Bomb Pops.
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Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what the tour dates are where
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Speaker 1: they're going, but it's something that was released around the
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Speaker 1: same time as a seven inch and it's pretty cool.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a split with Human Robots, which is Ray
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Speaker 6: Carlyle's sun, Milo's ben. I don't know how old he is,
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Speaker 6: but he's like twelve, maybe it's gotta be.
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Speaker 1: And it's just great and he brings them along. I mean,
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Speaker 1: he's just out served. I forget what show was.
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Speaker 2: Was one out in Wyoming?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Fort Collins maybe.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, So looking at the Fat Reck site, it
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Speaker 1: was just obviously Greg just said, you know, it's him
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Speaker 1: and his son. And this was a statement from Ray
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Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket himself.
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Speaker 2: Ray Carlyle said, hello, Lo. When Teenage Bottle Rocket was at.
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Speaker 1: The Blast singer and working on Stay Red, my son
17:01
Speaker 1: Milo came to the studio and recorded two songs with
17:03
Speaker 1: his band, Human Robots.
17:05
Speaker 2: It wasn't hard getting his band together.
17:06
Speaker 1: Because Milo plays all the instruments and sings on tooth
17:09
Speaker 1: songs that he wrote.
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Speaker 2: I guess it's a one man band. Yeah, he has
17:12
Speaker 2: no friends.
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Speaker 1: His songs turned out great and we sung out convinced
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Speaker 1: Fat Records to release a split seven its featuring Teenage
17:18
Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket songs Olivia goes to Bolivia and everything to
17:21
Speaker 1: Me as well as Human Robots songs, Step on them
17:24
Speaker 1: all and I want to hang out with you. Chris
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Speaker 1: Sherry did the artwork and it turned out great. Can
17:29
Speaker 1: confirm it's pretty awesome. It is, and this is the
17:33
Speaker 1: best split since Taco Bell teamed up with KFC. I
17:36
Speaker 1: love sharing this rock and roll life with my son Milo.
17:38
Speaker 1: Lookout world. Human Robots are stoked to shred and ready
17:41
Speaker 1: to party.
17:43
Speaker 2: And if you follow Chris Sherry on Instagram as well,
17:46
Speaker 2: you can see some of the artwork kind of before
17:48
Speaker 2: it comes out, some of the stuff that he does
17:50
Speaker 2: and he just does crazy work.
17:51
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's another that's another cool thing to Fat Wreck.
17:54
Speaker 1: If you're listening, we want live in a dive. Teenage
17:57
Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket. We know they play at dives we live
18:00
Speaker 1: and the dives we've been to the dives, whether it
18:03
Speaker 1: was seeing teenage bottle Rocket, whether it was seeing mass intruders.
18:06
Speaker 6: Going to a dive to see Strong Out pretty quick.
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Speaker 1: Strong Out's coming up, which I still gotta get my tickets.
18:11
Speaker 1: I forgot about Mass Intruders in direct hit or in
18:14
Speaker 1: Toronto on a Monday.
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Speaker 2: We're not gonna be.
18:16
Speaker 1: Able to make it, but we're missing out and we're
18:19
Speaker 1: as much as we're from a rural area, small town area,
18:23
Speaker 1: we have Canada at our fingertips to get some of
18:26
Speaker 1: these bands, especially punk rock bands, not only to come
18:29
Speaker 1: East coast, but to get into Canada, because I'm sure
18:31
Speaker 1: half those guys can't go to Canada.
18:35
Speaker 6: A lot of punk bands are playing Canada though they
18:37
Speaker 6: love Montreal. They have that punk Fest festival every year, don't.
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Speaker 1: But it makes you wonder how many are limited because
18:45
Speaker 1: I'm not just saying because it's punk rock and crime
18:48
Speaker 1: and this and that, but it's.
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Speaker 2: These guys going.
18:51
Speaker 1: Through their youth stages, which we all have been through,
18:54
Speaker 1: got into some stupid situations, got in trouble, you get
18:57
Speaker 1: a misdemeanor, a felony, you just can't go to Canada.
18:59
Speaker 2: I can't.
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Speaker 1: I can't imagine if you're a band that can pull
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Speaker 1: some strings to let you across, or maybe they can,
19:03
Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 6: You know, it's kind of funny about what you just said,
19:09
Speaker 6: is that a lot of.
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Speaker 2: Those bands aren't that young. They're like our age, you know,
19:15
Speaker 2: even teenage Bottle Rocket. I mean there they talk about,
19:18
Speaker 2: you know, songs like Ray is older than we are,
19:20
Speaker 2: yeahs older than me. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And in the show we went to when they played
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Speaker 1: with the Descendants and Woosta, they he talked about how
19:29
Speaker 1: you know, he goes to shows and half the time
19:31
Speaker 1: he's paying and he's trying to get the seats up
19:35
Speaker 1: in the higher section instead of standing around the whole
19:38
Speaker 1: show and and getting into the mosh pits and stuff
19:40
Speaker 1: because he's just he's just getting older and that's how
19:42
Speaker 1: he enjoys him.
19:43
Speaker 6: I don't care much about that anymore. I'd like I'd
19:47
Speaker 6: like to watch it. I like to have a view
19:49
Speaker 6: and like see the show.
19:52
Speaker 1: And this is coming from the guy that heard blitz
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Speaker 1: the first note of Blitzkrieg pop at the show, handed
19:58
Speaker 1: me his glasses that hold these and moved like a
20:01
Speaker 1: linebacker with an open pocket, going in for a sack
20:04
Speaker 1: to get in the mosh pet.
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Speaker 2: But generally, I guess he'd rather he'd rather be in
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Speaker 2: the Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Depends on the show.
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Speaker 3: I guess.
20:14
Speaker 2: It was New Year's Eve, So there we were.
20:16
Speaker 1: It was New Year's Eve night that turned into New
20:18
Speaker 1: Year's We got drunk, real drunk, walked back to his house,
20:23
Speaker 1: actually walked to my truck, which was farther of a
20:26
Speaker 1: walk than walking to his house. I believe to drive
20:28
Speaker 1: the truck home. And we started watching videos, just music.
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Speaker 2: Videos and stuff, and he goes, Hey, check out this band.
20:35
Speaker 2: This was years ago.
20:36
Speaker 1: Check out this band, Teenage Bottle Rocket. I'm really into him.
20:39
Speaker 1: So we started listening to it, and then I couldn't
20:41
Speaker 1: stop listening. He couldn't stop listening. Now I have every
20:44
Speaker 1: single album that Teenage Bottle Rocket has ever done, and.
20:47
Speaker 2: I definitely created a monster that night. Yeah, I didn't.
20:50
Speaker 3: I didn't.
20:50
Speaker 6: I didn't know this.
20:51
Speaker 2: I was not aware of the story. I didn't know
20:53
Speaker 2: that was your inception of Teenage.
20:56
Speaker 1: Bottle Like when you that's when I fell in love
20:59
Speaker 1: with Years New Year's Day at like probably three.
21:03
Speaker 2: In the morning. That's good to know. On your couch
21:05
Speaker 2: that I slept.
21:06
Speaker 6: On, and now you literally have everything they have on vinyl.
21:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, and their magazine hundreds of dollars later. Oh yeah,
21:12
Speaker 2: we could probably almost thousands. I don't really know the numbers.
21:16
Speaker 1: Don't want to think about the numbers, but I know
21:17
Speaker 1: a couple of them haven't been released or re released.
21:20
Speaker 6: Just so, yeah, just so anybody listening know is if
21:24
Speaker 6: it's out there and he doesn't have it on and
21:26
Speaker 6: it's Teenage Bottle Rocket, it's not very hard to get
21:30
Speaker 6: him to pick it up.
21:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would buy it, all right.
21:32
Speaker 1: So we're gonna transition to our last segment. We're gonna
21:35
Speaker 1: do the last album you got in the mail delivered
21:39
Speaker 1: to you.
21:40
Speaker 2: Wrick that cardboard off. What's the last one that came
21:42
Speaker 2: through your door? If you got to think about it.
21:44
Speaker 1: Mine was a two lag wagons I got Live in
21:47
Speaker 1: a Dive and Trash were my last two.
21:52
Speaker 2: They're both and I got them the front. Can't remember.
21:56
Speaker 2: I got them from a seller on Discog's brand new
22:00
Speaker 2: and Live and a Dive.
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Speaker 1: Obviously we talked about earlier because we want Teenage Bottle
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Speaker 1: Rocket to do it.
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Speaker 2: It was I think it was a two thousand and five.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, those were those were my last two, and I
22:09
Speaker 1: think that actually completed my the leg Wagon collection.
22:12
Speaker 2: Wow, I think I got them.
22:13
Speaker 6: Holy shit, I'm gonna have to I might rob you.
22:15
Speaker 2: Was that cool? Yeah? You're on camera?
22:17
Speaker 6: So oh well it's can you show me where they are?
22:21
Speaker 2: So I know my busted. So I have to do
22:25
Speaker 2: a too. Can I do a two record? Because we
22:28
Speaker 2: are two beards one record, but we can do two
22:30
Speaker 2: beards to.
22:31
Speaker 6: One of them was for my wife and one of
22:33
Speaker 6: them was for me. I got who framed Roger Rabbit
22:38
Speaker 6: soundtrack Solid released by Mondo Records and that that is
22:44
Speaker 6: a really awesome piece of art record. The other one
22:49
Speaker 6: is a band I've never heard of called Matt Pond
22:52
Speaker 6: pa an album called Last Light and I paid five
22:57
Speaker 6: dollars for it.
22:59
Speaker 2: Crazy. That's a that give me the steal to two beards,
23:02
Speaker 2: one record, two birds, one stone. Right there. You gotta
23:03
Speaker 2: you got a record made the wife happy?
23:07
Speaker 6: Yeah, so Matt Pond last night and who framed Growder?
23:10
Speaker 1: All right, that wraps up two beards, one record episode.
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Speaker 2: I'm Matt, I'm Greg uh stay tuned.
23:17
Speaker 1: Hopefully this is going to be in every episode. Thing
23:19
Speaker 1: you know it as time permits and if if you
23:22
Speaker 1: guys have anything that you want reviewed, if you guys
23:26
Speaker 1: have any comments, anything you want to say, just hit
23:30
Speaker 1: up Matt at beard laws dot com in our little
23:33
Speaker 1: question to the listeners that I'd love to hear from
23:37
Speaker 1: and if you guys can respond, and we're going to
23:40
Speaker 1: do a post on our Instagram once the podcast is released.
23:44
Speaker 1: I want to know how you categorize, how you organize
23:47
Speaker 1: your vinyl collection. Greg has his own theory that he's
23:50
Speaker 1: gonna patent someday and I do alphabetical A to Z,
23:54
Speaker 1: so that's gonna be the thing. We'll put up the
23:56
Speaker 1: question out on Instagram and we want to hear a
23:58
Speaker 1: response or feel free to hit up Matt at beard
24:01
Speaker 1: laws dot com and.
24:02
Speaker 2: We'll share your your answers.
24:04
Speaker 1: It's now time for beard news. So the twenty nineteen
24:08
Speaker 1: Arch Classic is a beard and mustache competition that is
24:11
Speaker 1: going to return for his fourth year in Saint Louis.
24:14
Speaker 1: Website that I founded on was ksdk dot com. There's
24:18
Speaker 1: an interview looks like Channel five type news out of
24:21
Speaker 1: Saint Louis, Missouri, and in the article says, attention all
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Speaker 1: of you with beards, mustaches and those of you who
24:26
Speaker 1: love them, this one's for you. The twenty nineteen Arch
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Speaker 1: Classic Beard Mustache Competition is Saturday, October nineteenth, twenty nineteen.
24:32
Speaker 1: Competition is presented by B A MSTL. Beards and Mustaches
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Speaker 1: of Saint Louis. It's gonna be twelve different styles of
24:39
Speaker 1: facial hair for categories. Get the Freshman class full beard
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Speaker 1: under four inches, Sophomore Class full beard fourty eight inches,
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Speaker 1: Junior Class full beard eight to twelve inches, a Senior
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Speaker 1: Class full beard twelve inches and over. Natural mustache, styled mustache,
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Speaker 1: partial beard, full beard with styled mustache, The whisk Arena Realistic,
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Speaker 1: the whisk Arena Created Partial Freestyle, and the Full Beard Freestyle.
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Speaker 1: Competition is from seven to eleven pm on Saturday and
25:03
Speaker 1: the doors open at five. The event takes place at
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Speaker 1: three five zero nine Lump Avenue. For more information, check
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Speaker 1: out their Facebook page or there is also an event
25:10
Speaker 1: on event Bright Another beer news. There was an interview
25:15
Speaker 1: with The Sunday Times and journalists Decca Ekenhead, who sat
25:18
Speaker 1: down with Hillary and Chelsea Clinton. And before everybody gets
25:21
Speaker 1: all excited or fired up or whatever the word I'm
25:25
Speaker 1: looking for is, this isn't going to be about politics.
25:28
Speaker 1: I could give a shit about politics. I know elections
25:30
Speaker 1: are coming up all of that stuff. That's not what
25:32
Speaker 1: this is about. The only reason that I'm even mentioning
25:35
Speaker 1: this is the interviewer Decca asked if someone with a
25:39
Speaker 1: beard and a penis could ever be a woman, and
25:42
Speaker 1: Chelsea Clinton said yes, and apparently Hilary was uneasy with this,
25:47
Speaker 1: and it just made national news. A few Google beer news,
25:50
Speaker 1: you're going to see this article. That's why I'm mentioning it.
25:52
Speaker 1: The Clintons. Everybody knows the Clinton's beards. Everybody knows I
25:56
Speaker 1: love beards. Get them together, let's get a little traffic.
25:58
Speaker 1: So the Clintons were talking about beards. They also talk
26:01
Speaker 1: about penises, but that's a whole different topic of conversation.
26:04
Speaker 1: But in any news, Chelsea Clinton thinks that if you
26:06
Speaker 1: have a beard and you have a penis, that you
26:09
Speaker 1: could be a woman at some point. So anybody with
26:11
Speaker 1: a beard, anybody with a penis, there you go. You
26:14
Speaker 1: could be a woman someday. And if you want to
26:16
Speaker 1: be a man, that's cool. If you want to be
26:18
Speaker 1: any other thing, that's cool. The most important thing right
26:20
Speaker 1: now is to grow the beard. In our last article,
26:23
Speaker 1: because we're doing three today about beard news, is big
26:26
Speaker 1: Navy War on beard. It's been an ongoing issue. It's
26:29
Speaker 1: been an ongoing fight people in the Navy who have
26:32
Speaker 1: certain conditions, you know where they get the razor bombs,
26:34
Speaker 1: who are allowed to have some beards for a little bit,
26:37
Speaker 1: And that's been ongoing and fighting. Back in the day.
26:40
Speaker 1: I mean, they actually used to have beard contests in
26:42
Speaker 1: the Navy. There's all sorts of old pictures with dudes
26:45
Speaker 1: that were in the Navy rocking beards. It's a great look,
26:48
Speaker 1: but it's just an ongoing battle. Appears that they're going
26:52
Speaker 1: to continue with the no beards. They're going to stick
26:54
Speaker 1: with it. It's kind of a sad thing. I'm going
26:56
Speaker 1: to keep an eye on it. I'm going to keep updating.
26:58
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ramble on about how I feel
27:00
Speaker 1: with the Navy beards, because obviously I'm probeards. They have
27:04
Speaker 1: their reasons. It's the government, so their reasons probably don't
27:07
Speaker 1: make sense. But I'm gonna keep an eye on it.
27:09
Speaker 1: According to an article that I did see in the
27:11
Speaker 1: Navy Times dot com that effective October eighth, the Navy
27:14
Speaker 1: scrap permanent nose shave chits waivers that allowed some sailors
27:18
Speaker 1: who suffer from condition often called razor bumps to grow
27:21
Speaker 1: out their scruff throughout a career. It's scrapped, but hopefully
27:24
Speaker 1: it's not over. I hope they continue to fight it.
27:27
Speaker 1: I hope they win. And anytime I see an article,
27:30
Speaker 1: I will throw it out here in the beerd News.
27:32
Speaker 1: If you guys have anything to say, feel free to
27:33
Speaker 1: hits up on social media or met at beard laws
27:35
Speaker 1: dot com. There's ever an article that you want included
27:38
Speaker 1: in the beerd News. Also hit me up Matt at
27:40
Speaker 1: Beeardlaws dot com, Logan at beardlaws dot com, or any
27:43
Speaker 1: social media And this is going to conclude beard News.
27:45
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's going to do it for Beard
27:47
Speaker 1: Laws Podcast Episode seven. Hope you guys enjoyed a little
27:51
Speaker 1: trip down memory lane the first year. In my thoughts,
27:53
Speaker 1: what a great concept. There's going to be some exciting
27:56
Speaker 1: news just with that segment. Two Beards, one Record, Let's
27:59
Speaker 1: get Greg back. I need you guys to go and
28:01
Speaker 1: comment on social media and say let's bring two Beards
28:05
Speaker 1: one record back. There's a lot of potential there. We
28:07
Speaker 1: also have a couple of music related interviews lined up
28:10
Speaker 1: with two Beards, so hopefully we can get that going
28:12
Speaker 1: for you guys. Let's get ready for episode eight. We
28:15
Speaker 1: have another segment that's going to be coming out that's
28:17
Speaker 1: a surprise for you guys. Another interview, some more Beard news,
28:20
Speaker 1: and we'll get back to the future Beard of the day.
28:22
Speaker 1: As always, we're going to do sports with Logan. We'll
28:24
Speaker 1: see if we can get Greg going for a little
28:26
Speaker 1: two beards one record segment. Hope you guys have a
28:28
Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your weekend. And as always Beard on.
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Speaker 3: Bas on no basis for a doll with a what you.
29:20
Speaker 7: But the Cross Council sims I ever said, sour out,
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Speaker 7: but now you there to right to d.
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Speaker 2: Fin you chew me down the way?
29:42
Speaker 8: No, when you what's your fight for? Time away for America?
29:48
Speaker 8: American and be again not alone?
30:10
Speaker 7: The summer times the same so I know a time,
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Speaker 7: but I shouldn't the cool hills.
30:15
Speaker 3: What's gonna need to say?
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Speaker 8: Someone is said, I like a good moment.
30:18
Speaker 3: I wasn't say this wasn't I couldn't say it.
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Speaker 7: I couldn't fight you tonight, my friends, I take my
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Speaker 7: life