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EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. I met my younger self for
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  Speaker 1: coffee today.
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  Speaker 2: She said she took the bus because she doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: her license yet.
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  Speaker 1: I said, girl, same, She said, ho, when are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it?
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  Speaker 2: Someone want to say, girl, your boy best friend can
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  Speaker 2: fuck off? Oh yeah, your boy best friend is not
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  Speaker 2: your best friend. He's not your friend at or your
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  Speaker 2: boy best friend can absolutely fuck right off.
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  Speaker 1: I told Oddie, I'm not going.
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  Speaker 2: To say fucking this episode, but I really have said
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  Speaker 2: it a lot, but it had to be said at
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  Speaker 2: the end.
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  Speaker 1: Here he can literally go and eat a dip. Relatable.
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  Speaker 1: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Audie Clark aka Mummy,
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  Speaker 1: and my partner in crime is the Jake Craig aka Daddy.
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  Speaker 1: How does it feel to say that just to me
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  Speaker 1: and no one else? It feels a maze so much better. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's almost like a relief. I want to start. I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to quickly say thanks to everyone that that
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  Speaker 1: watched or listened to the episodes with the girls, bathroom
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  Speaker 1: mentioneds and gigs big moments for us. That was awesome.
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  Speaker 2: And if anybody's just stuck around and came over.
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  Speaker 1: To welcome welcome, Welcome, everybody. We just want to have
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  Speaker 1: a warm welcome to where the baddies unite. That is
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  Speaker 1: male and female of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all men and women all welcome. They're all baddies,
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  Speaker 2: bade everyone's Yeah. I just wanted to say, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine just just thinking about it, right, I'm just thinking, like,
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  Speaker 1: because I was thinking if I was to see maybe
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  Speaker 1: a favorite podcaster of mine have a guest, yeah, or
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  Speaker 1: like they guessed it on a podcast, and so I
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  Speaker 1: went and listened to it, and I was like I
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  Speaker 1: might listen to them without them, and then the next
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  Speaker 1: episode they were just like, if you're from that episode, welcome.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been like, oh I feel special. Yeah, everything,
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  Speaker 1: I want everyone to feel special. And thinking about it too,
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  Speaker 1: even if we got like one new listener, that's one
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  Speaker 1: whole kiddish human. It's a soul. Yeah, it's a soul.
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  Speaker 1: It's a soul. It's a full soul with a living, breathing,
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  Speaker 1: beating heart. All right, literally, yeah, it's so easy to
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  Speaker 1: get disconnected from that that everyone is a soul. I
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  Speaker 1: like how you mentioned soul man, that's I like you.
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  Speaker 3: It's a come on, don't go like making me look
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  Speaker 3: bad in front of all the bad You're just not
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  Speaker 3: very like what's a holistic?
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  Speaker 1: Holistic? Yeah, okay, I can't argue with that, but you
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  Speaker 1: know what I can argue with you, you mate, that
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  Speaker 1: was a great transition almost, I almost almost. What do
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  Speaker 1: you I think I caught you off? Guy, that's why
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  Speaker 1: you laugh. I'm ready to argue now.
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  Speaker 2: But okay, So, as all the all the o G
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  Speaker 2: baddies know, we've been doing an argument at the start
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  Speaker 2: of each episode, so we don't be so agreeable the
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  Speaker 2: whole time.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I've been noticing, Actually we don't agree
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  Speaker 1: that I agree that much anymore. Yeah, so we we've
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  Speaker 1: been doing the argument, right, but I think it's more
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  Speaker 1: on Patreon. I think I've noticed it. But we've been
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  Speaker 1: fucking arguing just randomly in the episodes of late we
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  Speaker 1: have been we've been fighting. So maybe this is working.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it is, like, so we'll keep doing it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what are we arguing about today?
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  Speaker 2: So it's whether or not you should move out of
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  Speaker 2: your hotemetown or stay in your hometown. So someone's arguing
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  Speaker 2: for stay and someone will be arguing for moving out
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  Speaker 2: of hometown.
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  Speaker 1: Which is relatable for us at the moment, because we
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  Speaker 1: are if you are on Patreon plug, we are discussing
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  Speaker 1: potentially moving to a new state next year. Yeah, which
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  Speaker 1: is very exciting, daunting, scary. Yeah, no, it's very exciting.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm actually I'm moving in about ten days, not
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  Speaker 1: even wall Sydney. Where to take the limelight away from us?
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  Speaker 1: Fucking selfish? Yeah, we live in the moment, and we start,
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  Speaker 1: we start thinking about one step ahead instead of twenty. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about us. You're thinking about yourself, of course,
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  Speaker 1: think about it. I'm the one that's growing our future
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  Speaker 1: as a podcast. All right, accord in the air? Which one?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me which one you were? I get ready to argue.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what I'm not going to tell you. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to argue. Let me win, all right, Ready,
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  Speaker 1: which which which point do you want? I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: win first and I'll decide. Okay, call in there, tales, shit, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. I'm arguing for you should move away from
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  Speaker 1: your hometown. Okay, I disagree. That was so forced. I disagree.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want me to start? Yeah, you start? I
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  Speaker 1: might throw shade this one. Maybe I'm feeling a little
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  Speaker 1: bit Yeah, toxic all right, all right, right, Okay, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: I thoroughly believe that I am going to be better
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  Speaker 1: than you in life because I'm going to move away
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  Speaker 1: from my hometown. That's why you think you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be better than me in life, because I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: experience so much more growth, find my independence, find my place,
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  Speaker 1: rather than assuming that the place my parents chose is
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  Speaker 1: the best place in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, hear what you're saying, But what are you chasing?
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  Speaker 1: My freedom? So you're chasing a bit of freedom. What's
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  Speaker 1: going to make you feel more free about being in
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  Speaker 1: a new place and leaving everyone that you grew up
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  Speaker 1: with and love, your parents included. Because I chose this place.
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  Speaker 1: This place is for Oddie Clark, the new place. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not everyone around me. I'm not sacrificing what I want
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  Speaker 1: to make everyone else around me happy. Okay, And so
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  Speaker 1: plan wise, obviously you want to leave, go somewhere, and
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  Speaker 1: then what about you and Cassie? You go move right,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, go do your little thing, your little Oh
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  Speaker 1: look at us, we want to leave, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: want to go be like individual. We want to go
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  Speaker 1: just leave everyone we love. We want to leave my
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  Speaker 1: parents and want to leave her parents, want to live
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  Speaker 1: on my friends, everyone I grew up with, right, And
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  Speaker 1: you guys go, oh, you know, we actually really like
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  Speaker 1: this place, but we're twelve hours away. Okay, that's okay, though,
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  Speaker 1: it's fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: And then you go and you think, oh, well I
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  Speaker 2: want to marry this girl. Okay, you get married, you're
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  Speaker 2: married for a year or two, and then you buy
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  Speaker 2: a house in this new place. Okay, sounds crazy, and
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  Speaker 2: then you have kids you're coning tone.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't and then make me feel good? And then this
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  Speaker 1: is where I'm getting.
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  Speaker 4: And then and then you think, okay, well look at us.
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  Speaker 4: Look everyone just like us. Okay, everyone's looking at us,
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  Speaker 4: and think how well they didn't. You have a couple
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  Speaker 4: of kids, all right, don't you want you kids to
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  Speaker 4: see your grandparents? Don't want your kids to see your friends?
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  Speaker 4: Don't you want to kids to see me?
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  Speaker 1: You know everyone else? Yes? But I think there comes
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  Speaker 1: a time in your life where your parents accept that
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  Speaker 1: you are going to start your own life. So, because
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  Speaker 1: they love me, I don't technically need to be near
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  Speaker 1: them to feel the love. And I can always come
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  Speaker 1: back for certain occasions birthdays, Christmases, Easter, if I really
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  Speaker 1: want to or kid's birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: Or any two people raise you, Odie. They gave away
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  Speaker 2: twenty years of their life to turn you into the
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  Speaker 2: man you become today. Okay, and you just want to
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  Speaker 2: up and leave and then raise some kids twelve hours
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  Speaker 2: away from them and they don't even get.
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  Speaker 1: To see them. And they did a good job, But
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  Speaker 1: did they be They're going to be sitting here thinking
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to rely on them anymore. They're going
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  Speaker 1: to be sitting here thinking what did we do to
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  Speaker 1: deserve to just be left here? They can tick the
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  Speaker 1: box of job complete and they can do their own life.
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  Speaker 1: Now they can go they want to see their grandkids.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that if they're actually for a factor,
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  Speaker 1: if they want to see them, they can come to me.
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  Speaker 1: They're my kids. Selfish. Yeah, you're going to be selfish
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  Speaker 1: in life. You've got to be Why are you going
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  Speaker 1: to be selfish life towards the ones that raised you?
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  Speaker 1: I loved you unconditionally when you were a little shit,
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  Speaker 1: when you were a kid, and now this is the
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  Speaker 1: biggest spit in their face ever? What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: they probably only they only want to read the benefits
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  Speaker 1: of my kids You're a classic, are one of those
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  Speaker 1: classic humans that just always wants more and more and
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  Speaker 1: more and more and more. I don't even have kids yet.
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  Speaker 1: I'll cross that road. You said one step at a
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  Speaker 1: time at the star and then what are we talking
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  Speaker 1: about here? Okay, so you're going to go to this
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  Speaker 1: new place and then just you're going to just leave again?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, you're gonna be like, well, now you
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  Speaker 1: know what I think you're going to be like, thinking
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  Speaker 1: that you looking at you. Kids are going to be like, dad,
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  Speaker 1: what did you do? All right? They're going to say, kids,
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  Speaker 1: Your kids are going to be saying, dad, what do
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  Speaker 1: you do? All right? And you're gonna say, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I did. I said fuck you to my parents
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  Speaker 1: and I left, so you know what you should too,
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  Speaker 1: and then you didn't even can see your grandkids. Stop
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  Speaker 1: thinking about your deathbed on it, mate. We are spiraling
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  Speaker 1: right now. I just wanted to move from me man,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't thought that far ahead. I need to find
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  Speaker 1: my place, not my kid's place. So you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to plan for your kid's future. So my mindset is
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  Speaker 1: I need to do this before I have kids, so
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  Speaker 1: potentially I might not think that place is the environment
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  Speaker 1: to raise kids. And where we are now because my
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  Speaker 1: parents are here and they pick this place is a
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  Speaker 1: place to raise kids. But for my independent self, I
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  Speaker 1: got to do this. Man, I can always come back.
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  Speaker 1: They're not leaving anywhere that I can always come back.
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  Speaker 1: So you plan on coming back? Is that's what I'm hearing. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can. It's always there for me. It's not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like the moon mate. I can't not go there.
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  Speaker 1: So you're treating this place like a You're like a
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  Speaker 1: toxic boyfriend in a bad relationship. How so I can
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  Speaker 1: always came back. She'll always be This place will not
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  Speaker 1: always be waiting for you want it. There's going to
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  Speaker 1: be not there's not always going to be houses to
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  Speaker 1: buy it. I'm always going to be placed to live.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not taking this place for granted. I know how
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  Speaker 1: beautiful it is. You are taking it for granted because
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  Speaker 1: you're leaving. No, I'm not. You're taking it for granted
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  Speaker 1: and you're living and you're saying I'll come back if
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  Speaker 1: I want, Yes, yes, yes, taking it for granted. Your
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  Speaker 1: analogy doesn't work for a place. You're comparing people to
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  Speaker 1: a place. This doesn't work or it's not about the place,
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  Speaker 1: it's about the people, and the people are your parents
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  Speaker 1: that you're leaving, and your friends and you're family. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to do it. That was a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. You had some great arguments. Realize how much
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  Speaker 1: you cared about I don't give a I'm leaving. I'm
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  Speaker 1: full leaving. That was a good hill. My parents left me, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know. I was like, you know what, maybe there
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  Speaker 1: was a little pent up aggression towards my parents there.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. Leave you left me off
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  Speaker 1: for myself. You don't value our connection, our bond. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That was crazy. That was crazy. Wow. No, that was
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  Speaker 1: a good one. That really got us loomed up. Pause
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  Speaker 1: that got us mad lube almost too lude mate after
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  Speaker 1: after recording with She's in gigs, I've got this whole
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  Speaker 1: pause thing. I did it with Beth and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: shut up, or if you didn't know what it is,
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  Speaker 1: you'll be like are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: She was like, And then I was like, oh, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to implement pause in my vocabulary. And she
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  Speaker 2: was just like she was like who she was like,
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  Speaker 2: who said this that you want to copy?
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  Speaker 1: This? From when I was like, she's in gigs. We
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  Speaker 1: was like with Beth, we like ready to get down dirty,
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  Speaker 1: all loaded up. You're like pause. It was a funny situation.
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  Speaker 1: We were in my car parked and a car went
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  Speaker 1: past and misted their sons their windshield spray or whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So she goes, oh, they just sprayed us, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like pause, and I was proud. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this was a great like moment. She goes, she was
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  Speaker 1: like pause, what now? I explained it.
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  Speaker 2: I explained it, and she goes and she was trying
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  Speaker 2: to say like it's kind of like a moment of
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  Speaker 2: when you would say that's what she said, right, and
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  Speaker 2: then she goes okay, and so I was explaining it
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  Speaker 2: again and she just goes, yeah, no, she's not.
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  Speaker 1: Landing with me, not landing on her. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: just grow up. You're probably like it is, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's gonna it'll land one day. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear a lot more a pause out of
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  Speaker 1: me talking about ships and gigs though, Jake, when you
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  Speaker 1: had that scenario and I ended up sucking your dick, yes, pause,
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  Speaker 1: that's no. I I don't think that pause is needed
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  Speaker 1: because of how direct to the point that way. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just had to let it sink in. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: It made me think about our relationship together. Sorry that
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  Speaker 1: I won't be annoying. Made us think about our relations
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  Speaker 1: relationship together. Right, Yeah, And we figured out how much
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  Speaker 1: I love you. But I wanted to come back with
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  Speaker 1: a little hypothetical scenario for you to see how much
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  Speaker 1: you love me. Okay, okay. The scenario is how much
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  Speaker 1: do you love podcasting? Firstly? Ten out of ten? It's
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  Speaker 1: a great answer to start out as much as you
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  Speaker 1: can love it. Okay, this is gonna be good. So
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  Speaker 1: one day we are doing a podcast and because we
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  Speaker 1: are in Australia and there's plenty of wild animals, I
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  Speaker 1: somehow get bitten by a funnel web or a red back,
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  Speaker 1: any type of poisonous spider, and we for some reason
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  Speaker 1: don't get through the emergency room in time, and I
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  Speaker 1: die because I didn't get the anti venom. You're dead,
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  Speaker 1: So I die doing what I love podcasting with you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So we have video footage of when the spider crawled
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  Speaker 1: up my leg and I am now dead. The question
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  Speaker 1: is do you ever podcast again? Oh? Shit, you better
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  Speaker 1: fucking know it. Wait a second, whoa, whoa, whoa. Of
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  Speaker 1: course I will what in the memory of your name?
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  Speaker 1: I will podcast again. No, my whole podcast will be
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  Speaker 1: about grief and what it's like to go through losing
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  Speaker 1: your best friend. Okay, Okay, would it still be under
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  Speaker 1: the name Relatable? No, I wouldn't keep doing relatable Okay
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  Speaker 1: after you die, Okay, when you're after your after you've died,
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  Speaker 1: I will probably release like a five minute episode. How
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  Speaker 1: long how long of grief period do you have where
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  Speaker 1: you don't release episodes? Four? I want a solid amount
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  Speaker 1: of time, please.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So you're dead the funeral like depends. Do I
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  Speaker 2: have to talk at your funeral?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? You gotta do a live podcast, matey. This is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna live stream your funeral, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sell tickets to it. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously the ticket sales will be going towards my bank
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  Speaker 2: account because I no longer can have a fucking career.
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  Speaker 1: My family I love so much because talks about it.
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  Speaker 1: They're all good.
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  Speaker 2: Hospily, I'll give twenty percent or something like that. Maddie'll
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  Speaker 2: also get a percentage. Obviously she always takes it for
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  Speaker 2: cent us up. And then so I'll be I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to live stream it, and I'm going to sell tickets
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  Speaker 2: that people can actually come to it. And what I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna do is go and say, so I'll do like
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  Speaker 2: a little intro, and I'll be like, this is what
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  Speaker 2: Addie always wanted. We didn't get to do a live
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  Speaker 2: show before he died, so I wanted to do it
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  Speaker 2: while he was still technically in the room with us
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  Speaker 2: in his casket, ca.
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  Speaker 1: Ouch or do a live show.
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  Speaker 2: And then I would, yeah, I know, I'd do a
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  Speaker 2: couple of segments, just like probably on my own.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite one's deep. Yeah, I already love deep segments.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to know.
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  Speaker 2: For real, for real, I'm trying to think if you died,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to do it for a while.
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  Speaker 2: A like I think I think if you died, I
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  Speaker 2: would I would get a job again and really go
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  Speaker 2: m I A like I'd get a job and just
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  Speaker 2: fall off the face of like the planet and social media,
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  Speaker 2: and then I'd yeah, I'd go get a job, probably
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  Speaker 2: just go to be a chippy and just like really
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  Speaker 2: like because I hate being a chippy. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be depressed that you're dad. I'm like going to choose
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  Speaker 2: something that's going to make me more depressed obviously. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm going to go live through that. And then
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  Speaker 2: so I say twenty five, they will be like twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Seven, I'll be back. We'll take that. I'll be back
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  Speaker 1: at twenty seven. What a comeback story it would be? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what would you call the podcasts?
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  Speaker 2: I'd probably just stick with Passenger Princess.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be able to
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  Speaker 1: do it relate was I wouldn't be able to do
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  Speaker 1: it with someone else either. It's like thinking about it because.
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  Speaker 2: Like, well, actually I think actually, let me ask you
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  Speaker 2: this if when when a spouse passes away, people usually
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  Speaker 2: wait a couple of years, but then they get a
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  Speaker 2: new girlfriend.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Sometimes, so maybe I could get a new host. No way,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: no way, No one can replace me. I could do
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: who's maybe Harry from Blues and Greens? Mate this seat?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: No one can feel it, mate, No one can make
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: this rumor is a shrine? Yeah you better, but no,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: relatables would be dead. Relatables would die with you, I hope.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: How long would you wait for serious answers by the way,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want just like a couple of weeks. I'm
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: not here to laugh. This is serious. Yeah, okay, what
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: do you know? Laugh? How long would you wait if
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I died?
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: Hmmm?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: And would it be relatables? Hmm? Good question? Could Jack
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: replace me? No, he doesn't get it. No one gets
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: it like you do. No one gets it like you do. No.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I think I would have to start a new show. Yeah. Honestly,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: my glass half full premise would be great because I'd
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, so my best friends passed away, but
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: my death would make you fucking such a good pick,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: like such a good place for people to go to. Yeah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I think I would wait like poor I can like
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: year and a half now fair enough, and then I'd
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: be bored and be like, funk, I gotta do something.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: See that's what I'm said.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: But I also think like, because it's like me up
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: in heaven obviously, it's where I would go.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Pause fucking with you for you up in heaven, and
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: so me up in heaven looking down. Think I like
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: thinking about it? Right?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: If I died, I wouldn't want you to wait. True,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, dude, capitalize on this fucking growth.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I'll be like a
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: bit of like a petty ghost. I'll be like really
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: hating some people to see floating around like fun. That's
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: who are you gonna haunt? If you can haunt someone?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean giving you? I really want
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: to haunt someone when I die. That's why I believe
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: in like supernatural, like souls move on, like reincarnation, Like
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I want to reincarnate into a ghost, so do I.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not a believer in God, but
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I do, like I do believe in ghosts and ship.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I believe in a higher being, something more than us,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: but I don't give it a title like God. It
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: could be like a one eyed Cyclops for all we know.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Fuck it's you can get pretty deep about the whole
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: God chat, can't you. But no, I guess I'm an atheist.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: So I believe in nothing. I believe in chance. I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: believe I believe that we did just get lucky and
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: we are here because of a chance. To the argument that,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I think it's a really good argument when people break
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: it down like DNA and stuff and they go look
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: at this, like this is written. I think the argument
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: of like, look at all this shit, like this didn't
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: happen accidentally. I think that's a good argument, honestly, Well,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: chance is just the big Bank theory.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: To be honest, facts, Yeah, you've caught a chance.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Chance we'll know the big theory. It's a chance. I
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: do believe in the Big Bank, can you know what?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I also scientist and raveling the mystery? True.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: The show really tries to back up the thing about
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: the big Bank theory is I genuine I think the
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Big Bank theory is.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: As hard to believe as there is a god. Do
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Like you how do you just like, how do ask
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: they tell us how big the universe is? Apparently it's
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: incomprehensible to humans, right, and then they're like, oh, but
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: we do know that fourteen billion years ago it was
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: the size of the fucking head of a pin and
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: then it blew up.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Like. The reason I think it's the Big Bank theory
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: is because, like, there's so many different animal species and
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: technically we're just another species, and for some reason we
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: think we are the top dogs and we got to
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: figure everything out. Yeah, like why aren't we just happy
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: like dogs just to live it? Oh? I wish. Yeah, yeah, no,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I wish I could just live in the moment like that.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Henry, he really lives in the moment every
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: dog does, you know what I love about? So yesterday
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I went to Beth's house and I got there before her.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: She was on her way home from the park when
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I got there. So I went there and I went
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: inside before they were home, and no one was home.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And she said that she was like at the gate
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to go up the stairs to go to a front door,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: and it's like, Henry knew I was there. He smelled
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: your mate, obviously, but I didn't realize that I left
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: that much of a cent for him to just be
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: able to know I was there. Apparently ran up the stairs.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Did you not know how good dogs are? It's smelling?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I actually, but I didn't think it was like that. Yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: me just like straight walking with shoes on. You're aroma,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: just it just my aroma just hangs around with the
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: wind blowing and everything. Isn't that fucking wild? Knowing you
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: would have been like you would be like, get these
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: out before Beth comes home today. No, I didn't. But
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I just think it's crazy that he knows I'm there. Oh, yeah,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. He's a new dog too, so his
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: nose is on. Yeah, true, he's in his peak. His
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: game is on. Talking about Dana. I found something out
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: the other day that is mind boggling. Tell me if
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: you think this is believable. It was on a podcast
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: and it was like finding out your real DNA or
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: something something like that. And there's only ten cases active
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: in America right now. But it's a hard thing to tests,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: so they actually don't know. But so twins, for example, right, yeah,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: you would think one hundred percent they have the exact
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: same DNA, same mum and dad. There's cases out there.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: This blew my mind where obviously same mum has to
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: give birth to them separate dads because a girl has
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: had sex with more than one person, like within two
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: days or something. Yeah, if they're hyperovulating and they have
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: sex with more than one person, I think the timeframe
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: can get up to three days, but it can be
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the same day if they really want to. Wait a second,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: you can have twins that have different dads born at
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: the same time. Yeah, well, just like slightly after each other,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: but they're still twins like the normal, just like a couple.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Of hours after each other. Yeah, And one of the
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: people with the callers on the podcast was one of
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: these people, and they found out because they're like the
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: whole life, they've been completely different. Are you were twin
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: then yeah, because you're still the same mum. Yeah, but
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you and you and you and eton have the same mum.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: You're not twins, yeah, but they still the same. They're
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: born at the same time. That's what a twin is.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the technicality of it, but
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the fire was mind blown. I was like, what the
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: hell that is crazy. I didn't think that was possible.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: So does that mean that she was with someone and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: cheated on the other guy?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think she was married at all.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Or she just like just had a couple of one
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: night stands. Yeah, just like got lucky two nights in
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: a row. Yeah, as you do. Yeah, and then fucking
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: had two kids.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: They were speculating whether or not there was threesomes involved,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: like the kid was She's like, I just don't want
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: to know, but like it was three. Oh wait, that's
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: such a good point. The mum definitely just had a
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: threesome with two guy. But it can be. It can
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: be up to three days pretty much. And I was like, wow,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I did not know that crazy the human talking about
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like the Big Bang theory and like human bodies are
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: just crazy what they can do. Wow. Yeah, Wow, damn,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I find that.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Look, actually, anything, I think anything's possible, so do I.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I can be surprised by something. But I'm not going
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: to say that's not real. I Lowky, you think it's
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: cool too?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think that's crazy. But oh no, I
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: was going to say, no, they're the same mum, So
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: they still. So that means that these twins are only
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: half siblings.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, and they are twins. Crazy a The
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: more you think about it, you're like, what the fuck? Yeah? Nah,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: that's like, ah, so crazy. All right, Jake, I'm a
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: bit stressed. I've been trying to book a romantic getaway
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: for myself and my girlfriend for a birthday. Mate. You
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: are a green flag, and I'm feeling so much pressure
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: right now. What we both want is a couple of things. Actually,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: it has to have a pool because we're there over
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: the weekend, and it's meant to be sunny dog friendly
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: for Cassie's dog. This one's a bit rogue, a big kitchen,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: a good location near nice restaurants, and obviously, Matte, it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: got to be romantic for us too. First off, why
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: do you need a big kitchen? Second off, what are
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: you worried about? Mate?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I've got three words for you. That's Airbnb guest favorites.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I'll get to the kitchen bit. But what are you
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: talking about? Listen up. I went through the same thing
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: a little while ago when me and my girlfriend were
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: planning our anniversary, and that's when I came across guest favorites.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Once we'd agree on our.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Non negotiables, I use the little guest favorites tab and
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it showed us all the homes that other guests have loved,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: so then we knew we would too.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that sounds like a bit of a game changer.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: But I want to run you through what I've got
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: plan and tell me what you think. So we rock
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: up Friday, drop our stuff off, and then I've got
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a sunset picnic plant, mate, sounds pretty good. Then Saturday,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: just want to chill by the pool all day, get
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: our zen time in, and by the afternoon we want
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: to attempt Here's where the kitchen comes in mate to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: bake her birthday cake. Ah, I see, I see. I
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: don't know how well it will go. But to finish
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the night, obviously we're going to have a romantic dinner,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: but it does have to be close by because I
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: want to come back to our airbnb and give her
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: her presents. Mate, it sounds like a pretty good plan. Oh,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you may have outdone me, but I don't know about that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: But yeah, hey, stop stressing. Airbnb has got you covered.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Hopefully neither of the girls are listening to this episode
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Fingers crossed. Okay, Odie, I have once again come across
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: my new favorite TikTok friend. Yeah, and the first video
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I saw of it actually was your girlfriend's and then
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I went and looked it up and I saw a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: bunch more. And it's that trend where it's supposed to
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: be like mad wholesome, and it's people saying like I
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: went and met my younger self for coffee today, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: then they say something like, oh, she wore this, I
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: wore this, like maybe she was depressed. I let her
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: know that it's going to be over soon, like you'll
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: be better soon.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: It's all like super wholesome coming from a good place,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: coming from a great place, right, Yeah, and then obviously
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I don't like those ones as much. Yeah, so wholesome,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: boring the ones that I found, the people that were
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: kind of giving themselves shit. Okah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: So I met my younger self for coffee today. She
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: paid using dad's credit card, and I paid using the
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: exact same card.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: We don't evolve. We haven't grown. If it's not broken,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: don't fix it. Yeah, we haven't grown. No, not at all.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I met myself for young I met my younger self
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: for coffee today. She was exactly thirty minutes early. I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: didn't show up. She's annoying as fuck. She texted me
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: asking where I was, so I.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Blocked her relatable. I was thinking the same thing.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: When I read that, I was like, you know what,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: my younger self can fuck off?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Literally, eh, the things we used to do, oh man,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: just like so much, so much annoying stuff, the things
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: we would have done too. Everyone's done something that we
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: don't regret them, but we're like, that wasn't the best idea,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: was it? Yeah?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Even just like thinking about how annoying you used to be. Yeah, okay,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I met my younger self for coffee today. She said,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: she took the bus because she doesn't have her license yet.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I said, girl, same, she.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Said, ho, when are you gonna get it? Oh? Yeah,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: that's a fucking there's a good movie on Amazon. I
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: can't remember what it's called. And it's got good reviews.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: And she does a mushroom trip. Oh and in the
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: trip she meets her older self, which is the same.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: That's cool, and she's like chipped a tooth and they
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: talk about like how she chipped a tooth and like
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: her parents and how she turned out. And she's like, oh,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: she's like forty now. She's like, oh, I'm still kind
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: of hot. Let's go fucking. I'm thinking what would I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: do with that power if I met my older self.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to meet my If you could ask
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: one question, what would it be, did it all work out?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck that that's so cliche, because but I don't want
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: to know specific things or if it won't happen. Did
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it all work out? I would be like, give me
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: some lotto numbers that won in like twenty forty two.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, No, genuinely, if I met my older self, depending
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: on what he looks, like, Oh, hey, what if.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Your guy's bored.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, I was gonna say, did
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: we lose our hair? Because if he has hair, it's
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: like he may have he may have a hair transplant. True,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: so I want to be like, how does the hair go?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Would you go to Turkey? Like honestly, mid mid thirties,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, Dan not now. I would do it
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: in my mid thirties one hundred percent. Really, yeah, I
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck's pread of the lord, mate.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I would even probably to be complete, honest, I'd probably
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: do it now really like I kind of want to
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: have a shaved head.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Give us a look. No, why fuck off? No I
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: met my younger self for coffee today, or no, we
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: relate to this one again. I met my younger self
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: for coffee today. He was wearing skinny jeans, so I
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: smacked the fuck out of him that one. Let's go
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: oh shit, oh shit. I feel like that's the equivalent
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: of getting like Snapchat memories come up and there's some
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: pictures of you and you're like, what were you wearing? Autie?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You like, oh, I wish my mum's still dressed. I
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: can't believe it's like, yeah, you go through this. I
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: always think right, So how I dress right now?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Like in ten years from now, am I going to
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: look back at me now and be like what am
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I wearing?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I've always thought, at what stage do you stop like
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: keeping up with the fashion trends? Good question because like
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: our parents have obviously given up. Oh yeah, fucking that
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: is where what's comfortable? But at what age do I
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: stop buying fashionable clothes? I'm like, oh, I'm happy with
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: what I've got.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: It's okay, No, you know what it is. Something has
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: happened in society, and I'm pretty sure I know what
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: it is, right, So the big.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Bang theory, I think it's it happened.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I think that it's got something to do with social
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: media and being able to see what everyone else looks.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Like like all the time, and.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Then it's like the constant comparison of us with them,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: and so also probably advertising as well, like when you're
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: online being advertisings and you buy it online because.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see all the new things. More.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I think that we won't. I think we will always
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: change with the times, just because of when social media
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: was brought in into our lives we were early teens. Yeah,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: so I think you and I and everyone around us
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: will always change.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: We will always keep.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: That makes sense, or like, at least we will always
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: keep up with our generation.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we won't ever just like be stuck.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, I'm thinking, like, like, what
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: you and I wear in right now, in my opinion,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: would be considered like timeless. But in ten years we
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: might look back and think the fucking.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: We look back at the addy of their haircuts and
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you're like, well, they think.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Actually true, I'm going to look back at this, this
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: fucking mustache, and I'm going to think, what were you two?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Give it a couple of days, mate, I still I've
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: got I've gotten a couple in my message requests. I
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: have a couple that I haven't like opened, but I
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: can read it. It's a couple of people saying keep
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: the mustache. It's all I need. Yeah, all I need
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: is a couple of people to say keep it. And
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I'm one person. I'm in there.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I met my younger self for coffee today. He asked
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: if I if I have ever used sin cause and
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: tan I said, no, not once.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Ah, that is the biggest lie we have ever been
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: told in school. You're going to need this one. You're older.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: What that is that Pythagos there? I think sin cosant team,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even remember a square plus
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: B squad squared is with every math teacher tells you
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that you were going to use this for the rest
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: of your life, is that to make themselves feel better
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: about their job. To be fair, all they're doing is
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: doing their job and just going off the curriculum. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: they will be if they don't reckon the curriculum says
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you're going to use this for the rest of your
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: life in it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: But to be fair, I think about this, right, if
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: you're just doing your job as a teacher, right, because
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: we have found out that people who become teachers are
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: just everybody like you and me, and it's a noble job.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: You're raised in the next generation, I see it much appreciated.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: But knowing what you and I like, right, if we
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: went into teaching, we were teaching maths for a year
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: seven and we start doing Sincos, tan, Pythagoras whatever, yeah, okay,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and all these little annoying, fucking thirteen year olds are like, bro,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: mister Clark, when are we going to use this in
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: our life? And all you want to do is get
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: this next half an hour, forty five minutes over and
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: done with. You're gonna say, you know what, you little fuck,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna use it every fucking day when you're out
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: of school, right, So get it done. That's what I'd say.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: All I heard was mister Clark, I can't like that. No,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: very true. Yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I met my younger self for coffee today and she
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: was a bitch. That was your that was your girlfriend's one.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh better at it? Pretty funny. Yeah, share that, Cassie.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I met my younger self for coffee today. She said
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: she hopes to be smarter with money one day. I
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: told her it's only going to get worse, and I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: asked her to pay for my dream. I feel like
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the more money you get, the harder it is to matter.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Actually, our manager was talking about it. She said, everyone
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: kind of just lives within their means. So if you
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: make minimum wage, you buy all the cheap stuff and
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: you just go about your life that way. But if
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: you make a fuck ton of money, because you have
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: a fuck ton of money, you spend it. Yeah, you
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: buy all the name brand stuff, you buy new clothes
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: because you can, and you always just have the same
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: amount in your savings because you live within your means. Okay, guys, dilemmas.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Do you know I have a dilemma each? If you
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: would like to submit a dilemma, it will be in
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: the description of this video or in the link in
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: our Instagram bio.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You can go in.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: It's a Google Docs. It's all anonymous. You can tell
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: us whatever you want. You can confess something or we
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: obviously like to answer dilemmas.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: But even if you just want to say yes or
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: no Jake's mustache, go ahead, I say it more same, yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But if there's any nose, if there's any nose
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: in there, there will be no more dilemmas because I
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: literally won't go in and check.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I will go in or do you have to choose
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: my dilemmas for me? And then there'll be a less
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: genuine podcast. I don't okay this when it comes with
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the title Okay, I cheated on my boyfriend with my
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: girl best friend. Oh, I would like to preface before
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I start reading. After listening to this.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Audio, you're being a greens with me. No one can
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: have a best friend of any gender anymore. You and
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I were not best friends anymore. You and I are
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: just good friends.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't take you the heart. You're going to see why.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Okay, you and I and
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: now are just good friends. Because we have girlfriends, We
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: are now just good friends. Okay, don't get any ideas, mate.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Whatever happened in here isn't gonna happen with us.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I am a twenty three year old female and I
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: have been dating my boyfriend for about four months. We
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: dated two years ago for one but he eventually broke
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: up with me. There were obviously problems, but no bad blood.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: We were both young and and he worked hard to
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: get me back. He even went through a panel interview
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: with my best friends and roommates while they batted him
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: with questions about his intentions, what went wrong last time,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: and what will change, etc.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Weird?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, we are back together and better than ever.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: We are planning to move to a new city and
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: move in together in the fall. This is where it
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: gets weird. I have always questioned my sexuality a little bit,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: but have never explored that side of myself and have
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: even been embarrassed to admit it, given I come from
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: a very religious family. Well, it turns out my best friend,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: who I grew up with, also a woman, and who
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: also has a boyfriend, has always felt the same way.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: We were chatting about it one night and we decided
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: to experiment on each other. We just wanted to know
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: what it was like. We gave each other head and
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: both finished. It really didn't feel like a sexual experience,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: even though it was. It just felt like two best
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: friends who trusted each other with this big secret and
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: needed answers about their sexuality. I understand that it was
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: wrong and that I cheated, but something about it just
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: didn't feel like it was that big of a deal.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I told my boyfriend about a week later, and at
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: first he was just turned on by it, typical boy,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: but as the week went on he started to feel
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: more and more betrayed. I have explained the situation and
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: he is so kind and understanding, but still hurt. He
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: told me that if I asked him for permission before
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I did it, he would have said yes, but instead
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I betrayed his trust, which makes me feel terrible. I
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: have apologized a million times and just don't know how
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: to get past this. Other than the cliche of give
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: it time. The weird thing about this situation is that
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I am so incredibly embarrassed and could never tell another
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: soul what happened. Not because I cheated, but because it
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: was a girl and my childhood best friend. I don't
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: want him to tell anyone about it, but he obviously
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: needs to talk about it. I mean, I need to
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: talk about it, but I can't because of the Because
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: the friend I experienced with this with is dealing with
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: the same thing with her boyfriend and almost made me
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: feel bad about what happened. I just don't know how
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: to get past this and not let it define our relationship.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: He has been so hot and cold lately, and it's
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: eating me alive that I hurt him, and I'm just
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: sure he is thinking him he is thinking himself to death.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I would be too. Am I an asshole? Should I
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: keep apologizing to him? Would you break up with me
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: if it were you? Can I still be friends with
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: the girl? How do we move past this? I love
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: him so so much and I didn't mean to hurt him.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I just need.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Answers, and yes, I would be upset if the roles
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: were reversed, but I feel like it's different with two girls.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: How do we move on the complexities. Jake, this is
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: a hard one. This is very complex. Let's strip it
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: back and firstly say I respect of sex, sleeping with
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: someone else while you were in a relationship is one
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: hundred percent cheating. Yeah, and fair enough. You wanted to
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: find out your sexuality, but the right thing to do
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: was your boyfriend said, would have been talked to him first,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: not just go out and do it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I can't like say it if she had gone and
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: slept with another dude, right and it was all heterosexual,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: we could be like, oh, well, well, I semi relate
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: to this because it's like, oh, we have girlfriends, but
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: obviously you find other people attractive, and I'm not just
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: going to sleep with them to see what it sounds like,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: so to see what it feels like. But because it
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: was like comes down to sexuality, it's really hard to
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: because like, I just feel bad that she is so
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: embarrassed by it.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, you shouldn't be embarrassed.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel terrible that she's embarrassed by it because
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: of like how the way she grew up and stuff.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: The way I'm thinking. I'm trying to think of a
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: way to take sex out of it, because you shouldn't
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: be embarrassed. If you girls or you wanted to experience
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: something else, that's completely fine. But the way you personally
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: approached it is what's wrong. Yeah. True.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe the mindset of feeling like it's not that bad
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: because it was that like because you did it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: With another girl is the wrong mindset. I think. Also,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you should be able to talk about it, like I
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: know you're in a family that's raised up in a
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: very religious background, like, but you and your boyfriend should
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: be able to talk about it to other people as well,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: because that's completely If you were single and slept with
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: another girl, completely fine. Yeah, and you've put him in
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: this tricky situation where he doesn't know how to feel
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: because it's got a different gender involved. He does need
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: to talk to someone else outside your two relationship. It's
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: too complex not to.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Eight, I do agree, I think so. So the hard
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: thing with it where my mind goes right is she
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: doesn't want anyone to know her secret, or maybe she
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: is okay with someone knowing her secret just to try
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: and talk about it, right, But she can't speak for
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: the other person, so she would have to talk to
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: someone about it and just not let anyone know who
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: it is, because she's probably feeling as though, Oh well,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I can't spill my best friend's secret of also questioning
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: her sexuality because what if she doesn't want it out there.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't tell who you slept with, Like, don't kiss
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: and tell anyway, just say I slept with another woman. Yeah,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: just be like I was questioning my sexuality as to
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the woman you need, it's got to be someone you trust. Yeah,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: it's this one's one hundred percent out of our realm
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: of expertise. Yeah, just because we've also never experienced like
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: wanting to explore the other gender, So it adds another
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: layer into it. It's so complex. I do feel bad.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry girl for your boyfriend. Yeah, no, I do too.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I feel bad for him.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for her as well, Like, even though
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: she did the wrong thing, I'm happy I can admit that.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: But it's yeah, I know, I feel bad for both
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, it's sort of like and the other
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: boyfriend of the other and I feel bad for the
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: other girl the best friend. I'm trying to think how
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: the only piece of advice we can give properly. We
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: can't really talk on the sexuality types of things like
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: we don't have an experience in that aspect. If we
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: do have experience in how that a boyfriend would feel
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: if this happened to us, yes, that's where our best
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: expertise can come into consideration.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: So here's okay, I don't know how it would feel
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: if it happened, because it hasn't happened, But I can
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: say how I think I would feel if it happened.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: And so I think that if this was to have
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: happened to me, I would be initially like, I would
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: probably feel the same, just because of like societal norms.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I'd probably be just kind of like, ah, that hurts,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: like but again, I would probably get in my head
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: of like, yeah, but it was with another a woman,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: so it's not as bad. And then I think, after
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: a while of that, that's like the denial phase, right,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: And I think I would get to a point where
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, but you're right. If you strip it back,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: you just straight up cheated on me.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the trust factor is the biggest thing
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: for me. Like, she made the conscious decision to have
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: some fun. I know it was for probably a good
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: reason to figure out something about your sexuality, but you
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: still made the conscious decision to have some fun at
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: the expense of your boyfriend, which you've made a commitment
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: to to be loyal to.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look, okay, if you strip it back to humanity,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: we always say, if you're the cheat on someone, it's
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: still terrible to do, but break up with them, and
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: so technically you haven't cheated, like you need to break
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: up with them, so you haven't like cheated on them.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And it's like, that is the absolute least you can do.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: The absolute best you can do is break up with
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: them and then wait a few weeks and then sleep
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: with this person you really want to sleep with. Right,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: So if you bring it down to just like a
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: black and white humanity thing, you just should have broken
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: up with your boyfriend and then tested your sexuality.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that is that. I don't know is that
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: right to say? I feel it? Is that the right
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: or wrong thing? No? I think maybe it is. I
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: think also like the way she went about it is
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: like she probably doesn't have any answers to her sexuality
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: because of the complexities around after what happened. And yeah,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: and now she's apologizing because she's just thinking about a boyfriend.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: She didn't figure anything out. See that sucks. Yeah, so
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: like I don't know, maybe you are, Yeah, maybe you
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: need time to be alone. Yeah, that's what I was
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: thinking thinking, just like figure out yourself. Like a relationship
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: is two people, and you needed to do this for
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: yourself fair enough, but like you could kind of owe
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: it to him to figure this stuff out before being
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: in a relationship or say, hey, I need time for myself.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm feeling. I don't know what I.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Like, because you can really always at the same time,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: you can only be you can only be sorry for
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: so long, right, It's like how long are you going
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: to be sorry for? That's why I have always like
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: if someone's cheated on someone else in a couple, you know,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: sexuality out of it. I don't want to I would
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: never judge someone for staying with someone if they got
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: cheated on either. But again, it's like I just would
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: always be thinking how long does this needed person need
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: to be sorry for? Or even the person that's done
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: the cheating is like I fucked up. I understand it
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: that they're upset and probably going to have trust issues
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: for a long long time now if we worked, if
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: we can work through it together, But.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Again, It's like you would just get sick.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: You would be fed up with being sorry for so
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: long and feeling that guilt for so long.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Would you not?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Like that's why it's probably that's why it's cheating and
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: it always breaks up relationships.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think it also comes back down to, like,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: you didn't communicate very well your boyfriend of how you're
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: feeling about your sexuality. You should be in a safe
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: environment where she should say like, hey, like, I don't
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: know how I'm feeling. I've always been interested in women,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: but like, can I try? Like he said, he would
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: have been fine with it if you asked, like, this
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: is what I'm feeling.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about him saying I would have
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: been okay with it if you just asked me if
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: you could go sleep with your best friend. It's like,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: how can you How can you know, like past tense,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: what you were going to say in that situation.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think he would have known. I think it's
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: just the right thing to do to tell or to
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: tell him. Yeah, it's the right thing to do to ask,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: not after an approval, because she can do whatever she wants,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: but like tell him how she's feeling and then he
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: has all the maths equations before she does it. Look
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: he's not just thrown it in the deep end and
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: you're just like, oh, well this is I've got to
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: deal with this now. Yeah. True.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, when you started dating him, you made a
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: choice to have someone else's feelings in your hands. So
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I understand that you would have been super scared to
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: talk about your sexuality and changing it and sorry like
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: questioning it. I think at the same time you should
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: have said something doing.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I think you can work through it. Very individualized to
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: your relationship, very tough on the boyfriend, so I feel
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: a little bit bad for him, but I think there
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: is a light at the end of the tunnel. So yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I would say I think she needs to be alone.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, you need to ask yourself
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the question of do you want to be alone or
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: do you want your boyfriend?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say whatever your gut's saying in this situation,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: just because you feel guilty, don't feel like you need
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: to stay with him.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: And also accept the fact that he has every right
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: and not to continue the relationship.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, yeah, going with your gut on this
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: one is one hundred percent the right move Yep, sucks, but.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Al right, next dilemma, this is juice. Now. First one
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: was juice. It's a long story. I'm sorry. Me and
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: my now ex boyfriend had been together for three years.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: He's twenty six and I'm twenty four. We moved in
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: after four months together and we have been inseparable ever since.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: We are the definition of black cat golden retriever aerngie
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and he was honestly amazing. He has set the stand
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It's so high for me, and I've never truly loved
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: someone like this. My intuition is very strong, and I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: always knew he was going to be the person I
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: marry and have children with. For reference, I believe I
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: was also a very good girlfriend, and we had such
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: a good three years together. In general, we didn't have
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: many issues in our relationship except when we drank together.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I trust him with my life, but he gets very
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: drunk and stays out all night, and when he's drunk,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: he is very insecure and wants a lot of reassurance.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I did find it quite difficult because everything else was perfect,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: but I generally couldn't cope with this and constantly needed
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to reassure him. Recently, we had more issues than usual,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and I started to feel really insecure about my body again.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I have previous body image issues, and we weren't having
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: sex very much. We had also spoken about moving to
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Australia this year in brackets. We're from the UK since
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: the beginning of our relationship and it has always been
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: my dream. It hasn't really been his dream, but he
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: was prepared to come with me. We said we would
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: just figure it out when we were there, but recently
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: he told me he doesn't think he can afford to
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: come slash. He didn't really want to do it, which
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: made me feel extremely abandoned. The week before we broke up,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: we started sleeping in separate beds every night. And this
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: next bit doesn't really make sense sense. He kept trying
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: to come through, but I just felt so sad, like
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: come through the other bedroom. Maybe maybe Yeah. Neither of
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: us communicated well, and I think we were both in denial.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: In hindsight, we should have definitely just had a conversation
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: about things, because at the end of the day, neither
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: of us really wanted to lose one another for at
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a lengthy part, I went out last weekend with my
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: best friends boys and girls he didn't come because we
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: weren't in a good place and tend to argue when drunk.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: On the night, he went out with his friends instead
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and we started chatting drunk. Neither of us are very
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: happy about the past week, but at the end of
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the night I was extremely drunk. My friend took me
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: upstairs and we got ready for bed together. After this,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I was crying in my girl best friend's spare room,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and my boy best friend, who my boyfriend had previously
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: concerns about had previous concerns about, came up to check
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: on me, as he usually does. We ended up sleeping
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: together and within one minute I stopped it and I
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: broke up with my boyfriend properly. Ah. I knew it
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: was wrong, and I left the house at four am
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: and told my boyfriend the next day. I am not
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: defending myself, but I am quite sensitive, caring, full of love,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: kindness type of girl, and tend to put everyone around
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: me above myself. I was absolutely distraught the next day
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: and cried more than I've ever cried of how I
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: hurt my boyfriend and also how out of character it
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: was for me, not an excuse I know at the time.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend went crazy. Now we are living Ami Clepe.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: We are living Amiiclebee, how do to say it amicably?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Amicalle and he's about to move out. The issue we
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: have now is he wants to forgive me, but he
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: is fighting against it as he has too much self respect. Me,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: my friends, and my whole family think this can be
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: fixed due to how how good we were previously and
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: how out of character this was for me, and I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: was extremely vulnerable at the time. Although we were in
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: a really bad place previously and probably on the verge
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: of breaking up. I think if we broke up because
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: of the Australia thing, we would have ended up back together.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: He is generally my person. I've already done a lot
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: of work to sort out myself, like going to therapy,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: et cetera. I do believe there is hope in the future,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: but I just don't know how to act from here
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: on out. If I text him or try to initiate thing,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I just don't want him to think that he hates me,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and I also don't want to bombard him.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, that was fucking long, all right, juicy In the end, there, Wow,
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: a lot happened. Okay, Oh, before all you say, yeah,
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: there's photos for this.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I have photos. Oh that's cool phone case, thank you
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: very much. Just that wolverine. Yeah, brother, fuck, that's sexy photos. Photos. Okay,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: there's photos. We're obviously not allowed to show. These two.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: That's him. Huh. Cute couple, very cute. No, I wish
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't see photos far. Very cute couple. Oh, you're
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: therefore hot. A hot couple. He's attractive and she is too. Yeah, good,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: look at wait they're like a little power couple. I'd
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: say that were This is tricky.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I think I could keep my answer short of what
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I think should happen.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Funnily enough, because of that last dilamma, I think you
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: both need a bit of a loane time.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that look takes two to break up
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: a relationship, right. I'm not saying that this is.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: All your fault. Obviously it takes two to break up.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: But the way I see it is that obviously you've
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: accepted what's happened. But I think like you just need
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: to fully, fully, one hundred percent accept what has happened. Yeah,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: and it's it sucks, and I feel for you, baddie,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: all right. I don't think you're a bad person. No,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: you made a mistake.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Everyone makes mistakes.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Everyone makes mistakes. You're allowed to make mistakes. But the
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: thing that has the mistake you made was a big one.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: And so I think that I don't want you to
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: like really think bad about yourself for your mistake.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Like you said, you've.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Already been working through it, but I think it's just
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: fully accepting that a mistake was made. That mistake has
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: pretty high percentage of having ruined the relationship and any
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: future relationship. I think that's the absolute best way for you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Like I don't want you to try and go through
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: this thinking about your ex boyfriend. I think that he
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: should go through his motions of thinking about how he
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: can get better.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: You should go.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Through your motions are thinking about how you can get better.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: What's going to happen with him is he's going to
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: feel like shit because you did cheat on him. And
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: that's what's going to happen. You're going to go through
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: it feeling like shit because you're guilty, and that's okay.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: You made a mistake. You just you're going to learn
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: from it. I think you did everything right, like first
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: up to it. The next day, like we said, we
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: all make mistakes and he just has to deal with
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it in his own time, and I think there's no
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: point enforcing something before it's properly Here.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that that's the absolute best advice I
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: could give from everything I've heard. So I just want
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: to know yeap love, you appreciate your thank you for
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: telling us. Now what I want to say someone I
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: want to say, Oh shit, girl, your boy best friend.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Can fuck off. Oh yeah, your boy best friend is
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: not your best friend. He's not your friend at or
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: your boy best friend can absolutely fuck right off. I
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: told ODDI I'm not going to say fucking this episode,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: but I really have said it a lot, but it
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: had to be said at the end. Here he can
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: literally go and eat a dick that went over my
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: head because I was thinking about her. But your boy
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: best friend can fuck off? That is everything. And every
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: hill we die on is every guy best friend waits
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: for this exact moment where you and a state of vulnerability,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: where you were having trouble thinking about how you were
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: feeling in your relationship, and he pounced on the occasion,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: which is what every guy best friend does. Like, yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, Like like it takes two to tango. Yeah, okay,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Like he's not the reason you and your boyfriend broke up,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: But I just I really want to hammer into you
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: right now that he is not your friend and he
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: can fuck right off. He fucking pounced at the situation.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: He knew what would happen. He knew you guys hadn't
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: broken up yet, all right, and he was fine with it.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: If he was your friend and he loved you as
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: a friend and he was your best friend quotes, he
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: would have wanted you to He would want you to
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: be happy with your boyfriend. He would see that you're
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: in pain from that. He would have come up and
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: he would have checked in you, and he would have left,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: tucked you into bed, maybe a kiss in the forehead,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: and said have a good night. Yeap. He can fuck
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: right off. If it's in my opinion, yeah, I think
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: that really dials in what we say about guy best friends.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: They always have an ulterior automotive. I can't talk right
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: ninety nine times out of ten. Wait, automotive, What did
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I say, No, ultimate automotive is that right? Ulterior motive?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: What did I say? Ultimately ultimotive is that it's not
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: a word. I think you're mixing up like ulterior motive
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: with automotive. Automotive automotive, ulterior motive. He had an ulterior motive. Yeah,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: but that's ninety nine times out of one hundred.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm happy to accept it one time out
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: of one hundred that guy and girl best friend.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Can work out. I'll swallow my fucking words, all right,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: button ninety nine times out of a fucking one hundred,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and when it could happen, it doesn't work, look out
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: bad again? What happened? Just a friend? Oh, this is
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: making me so mad. It's your blood, boy, I am
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: so so mad at this. You know what time? It is?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Time to call one of you baddies. If you want
• 54:56
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• 55:01
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• 55:03
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• 55:06
  Speaker 1: You've said that it has to be done. Yeah, I'll
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: edit it and be like, I'll go do something. Ready,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: we are calling Bethany. I love it, like hello Bethany
• 55:17
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• 55:22
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• 55:25
  Speaker 6: No way, yes, no king, Oh my god, thank god,
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: I pick up the phone.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: I'm at work at the moment.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: No ideas well.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: I was like yeah, I was like, I was like, oh,
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: maybe this is like I don't know someone, but no way, thinking.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: How how's working.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: It's good.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: I'm a GP nurse.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always it's toys. You never know what you're
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: going to get.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Respect, respect. Okay, we want you to sign on today's episode.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: I never thought this, like I'd be chosen like I've
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: never thought I'm honored. It's so funny because I listen
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: to you guys every Wednesday morning because I have another
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: job at Cole's and I put the sale tickets on
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: on a Wednesday morning at four am, and you guys
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: are in my ear. I want everyone to know that
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: you have to find a good.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: GP because.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: Because your gps, like they when they get to know you,
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: they can like help out with some things that you
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: may not even know you need help with. So you've
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: got to have a good relationship with your GP, and
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: you've got to build that rapporal so then you feel
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: comfortable going to the GP and you can get things sorted.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Out that you may need sort it out. And I've
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: only learned this since working at a GP.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I love it. This advice is that was great, Healthyle,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Just give people to say advice instead of signing beany
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: thank you so much a day you too? O. My god,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: ah that was great. What a wonderful Everyone be like Beth. Yeah,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: go get a relationship with your GP. O. Thanks, stay bad, yeah,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: stay bad? See yah. Wait a minute, you're still here? Ohdi,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I think they're still here. Why are you still here?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: What are you doing here? Well, let's give you a
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: little Easter egg because you're a real fan. So this
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: is what happened last week on Patreon enjoy the fuck
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: is going on? So I actually thought about this when
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I saw the story, and I was like, this guy
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: keeps having spider encounters. Yes, it's calm up, bitch, Why
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: because you every single month you're the only person I
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: know who does it? Gets this random guy with his
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: little chemical thing? Whoam the only guy sing? You're the
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: only guy in Australia. Correct yourself. At least it's every
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: six months. I swear he's here every month. I know
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: that guy on a first name basis man, because I
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: said it in front of you.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I'm the one that knows what a first name basics
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: because he comes here every month.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Name. I've seen him my name? No, I've seen him
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: like three times this year.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I swear the lemma, what if I have severe IBS
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: and scared to stay over at a guy's house like
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: after dinner date full of foods that will hurt my tummy?
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: But I still want to do I use the toilet?
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Do I go home after sexy time? Do I tell
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: him in advance?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Do you care? I didn't think about this problem. That's
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: mad relatable.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I say from my perspective as a guy, I kind
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: of think like, let's get it over and done with
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: it as soon as post so I'm not holding shits
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: in for fucking six months.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: How does ibs change the smell? I bet you it's stinkier.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Is it stinkier if you eat the wrong thing?
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Because like irritable brown syndrome just means like there's a
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: bunch of stuff that just makes it irritated.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: And this is one of the hardest things I think
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: anybody has to accept, and it's really relatable, is accepting
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: and figuring out your brain and your skin and accepting
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: what you're good at. But the hard thing to do
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: is accepting what you're not good at.