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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 30 - Thankful · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Give it up.
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  Speaker 3: Per Shiago Sebastian Manescalco's new stand up special It Ain't Right.
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  Speaker 1: Barrel today. What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Podcast. Today is Monday,
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  Speaker 5: November twenty second. It is the Monday before.
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving four oh seven and the pm four.
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  Speaker 5: Oh seven pm Eastern Time, Eastern Time. If you notice
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  Speaker 5: behind us not the American flag except the American flag
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  Speaker 5: is there, but we do also have our merch behind us. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: buy that shit, buy the merch. Black Friday is coming
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  Speaker 5: up and they're gonna be on sale.
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  Speaker 1: I believe we will be giving one lucky fan one
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  Speaker 1: million dollars who buys our merch.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and on Monday Cyber I think that. Are they
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  Speaker 5: on sale the whole weekend too? And on Cyber Monday
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  Speaker 5: and it's like twenty percent off everything or something crazy
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  Speaker 5: shit crazy like that? So crazy, boy, Hey Kappa Hungover hoodie?
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  Speaker 1: Why is that funny? Why is that fucking funny?
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  Speaker 5: For every one boy dad hoodie we sell? They Brianna
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  Speaker 5: Chicken Fry sells seven thousand Hungover hoodies. So we're trying
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  Speaker 5: to even out that ratio a little more.
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  Speaker 1: Bro calling me, Stephen Cha is calling. Yeah, you could answer? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Should I answer? I just banged on them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
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  Speaker 2: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
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  Speaker 2: you think college is.
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  Speaker 6: For Get Uber one for students a membership to save
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  Speaker 6: on Uber and Uber eats with deals this good. Everyone
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  Speaker 6: nine a month. Savings may very eligibility and member terms
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  Speaker 6: apply you.
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  Speaker 1: We're not happy with the audio last week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and honestly you can't get mad a us about
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  Speaker 5: the audio.
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  Speaker 1: We were on the road.
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  Speaker 5: We still got the episode out on time, and we.
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  Speaker 1: Had about fifteen watchful owl eyes watching us throughout very
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  Speaker 1: very uncomfortable episode. Have you ever tried to crack jokes
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  Speaker 1: while someone just leers at you and just stares at
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  Speaker 1: you with a blank face and just anytime you try
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  Speaker 1: to make some of the fun, they just like shake
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  Speaker 1: their heads like, Yeah, that's not it. Don't don't do that,
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  Speaker 1: don't say that. That shit's bad. Go download the app now,
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  Speaker 1: make sure you join our show page and we'll talk everything.
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  Speaker 1: Son of a Boy Dad on that chat we have
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  Speaker 1: it with Kem, I mean Harry and I keep back. Man.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be on that chat on Thanksgiving. Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna be drinking and I'm gonna be just pumping out
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  Speaker 5: in just nasty things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna live tweet my dysfunctional family.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna be talking about Kyle Rittenhouse on that chat
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  Speaker 5: on Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make up fake racist things that my uncle's
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  Speaker 1: saying and try to get cloudy points on Twitter for talking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just gonna be sending exactly what my grandpa says.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pumped.
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait to be sitting at Thanksgiving. Oh so, wait,
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  Speaker 5: what's the what's the code that chat? I don't think
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  Speaker 5: there is a code.
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  Speaker 1: Just download it for I or go to that chat
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  Speaker 1: dot com saze barstoo. We'll get more info and download
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  Speaker 1: that chat. I mean, just download it. It will intuitively
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  Speaker 1: lead you around, you know, be friends with sas sas
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  Speaker 1: to be friends with you back and follow the show.
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  Speaker 7: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: We need to be like, we need to be shitting
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  Speaker 1: on these other one show. I'm fucking tired of them.
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  Speaker 1: It says, uh bff chicks in the office, playing free
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  Speaker 1: macro dosing and the rundown. We need to ship on
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  Speaker 1: all of that.
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  Speaker 5: I want to be we want to be ahead of
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  Speaker 5: all of them.
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  Speaker 1: We just screw off their heads like a tube of toothpaste.
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  Speaker 1: And I can shut down there and I can buy
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  Speaker 1: some new shoes. These shoes have bigger holes in them
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  Speaker 1: than I've ever seen on shoes. Yeah, they're they're basically
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  Speaker 1: hanging on by a thread, like the soul was basically
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  Speaker 1: hanging on by a thread. It looks like an anthropomorphic,
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  Speaker 1: like talking shoe. Like it looks like somebody cast a
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  Speaker 1: spell on your shoe, and it's like your grandpa or
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  Speaker 1: something like that, and you're just like walking around on
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  Speaker 1: your grandpa. And Matt's fucking real. Yeah, and that's what
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  Speaker 1: the real as can be.
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  Speaker 5: Thanksgivings coming up?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, bro, I love fucking I fucking love Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 5: I am me too. Are you going back to Philly?
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  Speaker 1: I want to go back to Philly. And I'm also
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  Speaker 1: gonna go to Mexico? Oh wow, yes, bro, that'll be
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  Speaker 1: fun to loom.
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  Speaker 5: Who're you on with?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? What Classic the ball and Chan? And I'm also
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  Speaker 1: going with my friend Mike. Which one, uh the one
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  Speaker 1: whose house you went to? Oh yeah yeah, best man,
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  Speaker 1: best man, Mike, best man Mike. Yeah. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: better if we never differentiate them though. No, but but
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  Speaker 1: one of the mics is coming down.
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  Speaker 5: Is he bringing anyone or is he going solo?
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  Speaker 1: Little couple's vak. Oh wow, little couple's.
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  Speaker 5: Tricky stand in one room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're bunking up. Yeah, but yeah yeah. We only
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  Speaker 1: have one bed though, and the where you're going the
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  Speaker 1: floors are hardwood. On uh Friday, Friday? Yeah, how long
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  Speaker 1: are you staying until Monday? A little quick weekend?
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  Speaker 5: What when are you leaving on Monday? We're gonna do
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  Speaker 5: another six am recording session.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're gonna have to do it tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be here tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Well it looks like we're doing a back to back episode.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, you're not going to be here at all tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm leaving at ten am.
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  Speaker 1: Oh perfect, we would do before that. Really, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Man, We'll just take the week off till next week.
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  Speaker 1: Just kidding. We would never take literally, never do that
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  Speaker 1: to you. Maybe we could do it at like, maybe
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  Speaker 1: we could do a Tuesday morning first thing.
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  Speaker 5: No, dude, we can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: How hours, So we have to do it on Monday
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  Speaker 1: night when I get back.
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  Speaker 5: Idea, Dude, we can't do it today. I gotta go home,
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  Speaker 5: and I gotta go home and clean my room. Now,
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  Speaker 5: why do you have to clean your room because they're
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  Speaker 5: showing our apartment in My room is literally, dude, Like
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  Speaker 5: the clothes are literally at level with my bed throughout.
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  Speaker 1: The entire room.
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  Speaker 5: Really, there's one little square of floor and I just
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  Speaker 5: jump into bed as soon as I enter my room.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a hoarder floor?
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  Speaker 5: No, dude, it's just like just things aren't going well
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  Speaker 5: for me right now.
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  Speaker 1: Damn dude. The apartment's in good shape. Though.
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  Speaker 5: The apartment is in really good shape. The kitchen's in
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  Speaker 5: good shape.
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  Speaker 1: But I picture you just opening that door and shit
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  Speaker 1: just falling out, like looking like bowling balls and like
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  Speaker 1: fucking board games and fucking They were like, we.
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  Speaker 5: Give you They never told us anything about a show,
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  Speaker 5: and then they say we give you twenty four hours notice,
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  Speaker 5: Like that's not nearly enough time. You're gonna need to
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  Speaker 5: d What if we weren't what if we weren't here.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine they're going with a black light. It's going to
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  Speaker 1: be just sperm everywhere. Yeah, it's gonna be sperm dangling
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  Speaker 1: from the ceiling like stilacites.
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  Speaker 5: And me and Owen went out on Saturday after this
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  Speaker 5: comedy show that we hosted, and uh, but you got
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  Speaker 5: these chopped cheese. It was like cheeseburger subs basically, and
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  Speaker 5: mine got all over my bed. There is so much
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  Speaker 5: chopped cheese on my bed. You ate a chop cheese
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  Speaker 5: in bed, dude, there's where else? What? I it was
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  Speaker 5: like two am last night.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good the kitchen. Why are you guys eating
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  Speaker 1: chopped cheese is in bed? Shockingly good? Yeah? But but
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  Speaker 1: but that doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: I legitimately let out a moment when I was eating it.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, we don't like hangout, We'll just text
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  Speaker 5: each other from our beds.
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  Speaker 1: Really, is there not?
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  Speaker 5: Our apartment is just wildly depressing. Yeah, it sounds like
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  Speaker 5: you get in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds but it feels like something like there was
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  Speaker 5: like a whole family killed themselves in the apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, ghosts it, dude.
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  Speaker 5: And like I'm so excited to move, Like I'm just
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  Speaker 5: getting like just like being in my room and like
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  Speaker 5: looking up from my laptop and having that same view still,
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, ah, I gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to get out of there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of bad vibes in that apartment.
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  Speaker 1: You needed like a drastic life change a drastic you
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  Speaker 1: need to like get your ship at just catch and just.
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  Speaker 5: Think I need to just start getting like more exercise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be it, or maybe just like a
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  Speaker 1: reincarnation as a different being on Yesterday was a low.
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  Speaker 5: Yesterday was like an all time low for me. Shut up,
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  Speaker 5: I think I got out of bed three times the
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  Speaker 5: entire day. No way, almost an entire season of Dexter.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound so bad.
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  Speaker 5: So it was an hour long.
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  Speaker 1: Did you at any point relate to Dexter and be like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I could I have urges? I could fucking cereal kill
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  Speaker 1: somebody for good.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, why am I experiencing urges and how
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  Speaker 5: do I control them?
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  Speaker 1: And Dexter's go to because he did it for good.
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  Speaker 5: I'm only on the season two. Don't say anything, but
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  Speaker 5: it is really good.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want I didn't watch all of it at all.
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  Speaker 1: I watched maybe the first season.
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  Speaker 5: It's really good. It was just getting crazy in season two.
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  Speaker 1: He's like he's like a positive killer, right, well, that
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  Speaker 1: only kills the bad guys.
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  Speaker 5: He's a serial killer, but for good. But he only
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  Speaker 5: killed he has a code, so he only kills people
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  Speaker 5: who like deserve to die.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good loophole. Yeah, yeah, for someone that wants
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  Speaker 1: to fantasize about having a serial killer or being a
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  Speaker 1: serial killer. He is a serial killer, but like for
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  Speaker 1: someone to write the show and be like I want
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  Speaker 1: to I want to write about a serial killer, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't want him to be bad. Yeah, like I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to actually be a good guy.
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  Speaker 5: The twist at the end of season one was insane.
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  Speaker 1: I won't spoil it for you. It bro fuck it.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm not going to spoil it for the listener.
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  Speaker 1: Shit came out over ten years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like it like I had never seen it,
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  Speaker 5: and I know all people who had never seen it either,
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  Speaker 5: So I don't want to spoil it for them.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not fucking spoil Romeo and Juliet either. It's not
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  Speaker 1: not the same. Let's not spoil Hamlet.
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  Speaker 5: It's like everyone knows him breaking bad. It's like, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: Walter White dies at the end.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that, everyone. I'm not even fucking with you.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone knows that.
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  Speaker 5: I literally had no If I didn't know that, I
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  Speaker 5: think it would have Like the show was amazing, but
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  Speaker 5: like I knew it from the beginning when I watched
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  Speaker 5: that that it was like, I know what happens, did
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  Speaker 5: it make it whacker? No, but like towards like the
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  Speaker 5: last like the last season kind of is kind of
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  Speaker 5: ruined for you because, like you know, you're like, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: well he's dying at this season this season.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's whack. Yeah, that's fucking tough. Now I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna watch either of the show's.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I never You don't know anything that happens in
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  Speaker 5: Dexter Bro.
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  Speaker 1: He fucking dies. No, you don't think he dies. No,
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  Speaker 1: he's definitely gonna die. I have no idea. It should
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  Speaker 1: be in the back of your mind that there's a
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  Speaker 1: good chance that he dies.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he's gonna die. I think he'll probably
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  Speaker 5: get caught or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's you know, he'll probably come out as
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  Speaker 1: gay too. Oh No, isn't his sister he's like fucking
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  Speaker 1: his sister or something.
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  Speaker 5: No, dude, there's not a sister. He has a sister,
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  Speaker 5: but he's not fucking his sister.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you haven't got to the season yet. He's definitely
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  Speaker 1: right before you just are Bro, you should serial kill someone,
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  Speaker 1: I know, just to see how it feels.
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  Speaker 5: You can't serial kill one person?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you can, now you can't.
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  Speaker 5: Serial killing is killing maultiple people.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to start somewhere with no motive. You
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  Speaker 1: got to start somewhere though. Yeah, I guess it's true.
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  Speaker 1: What uh, how would you do it?
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  Speaker 5: Gone, that's a whack. I could blast you right now.
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  Speaker 1: I would fucking eat a bullet. I'd catch it between
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  Speaker 1: my teeth. Like, no, you wuldn't. You don't think I
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  Speaker 1: catch a fucking bullet. I would blast your ass. Well,
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  Speaker 1: take you never try to shoot a fucking large caliber
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  Speaker 1: man with a small caliber bullet? Brother?
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  Speaker 5: What's that from American Sniper?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Some ship like that four rules.
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  Speaker 5: When I was going through my war movie phase, I
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  Speaker 5: like memorized like the or I like, I like tried
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: to memorize like the Navy seal thing when they're like
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  Speaker 5: been around the world.
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  Speaker 1: Can you pull that up on? Yeah? I forgot how
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  Speaker 1: it goes and I and I think that's from the same.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's from the same.
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  Speaker 5: It's in like every and any movie where there's Navy
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  Speaker 5: seals in it.
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  Speaker 1: If I send the seal, will you read the whole thing? Sure? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: And you read it.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's like stolen valid though I like your reading.
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  Speaker 1: Voice, Owen, and I'd rather him steal the valley than us, bro.
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  Speaker 1: We have too many marines to.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking follow our ship. True and fucking salute to those guys.
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  Speaker 1: So we got the flag up today because for the
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  Speaker 1: troops read that I didn't get it. Oh, here, here
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, it's really long. Been around the world twice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Talk to everyone once, seeing too, Will's fuck. Been to
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  Speaker 5: three world fairs, Been to three world fairs.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I push more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: any other Peter pusher around. I'm a hard body, double
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  Speaker 1: cap fraud man.
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  Speaker 5: There ain't nothing I can't do. No sky too high,
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  Speaker 5: no seat too rough, no muff too tops. Been a
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  Speaker 5: lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large
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  Speaker 5: caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Throw of all
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  Speaker 5: kinds of trucks.
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  Speaker 1: Two buys, four byes, six buys.
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  Speaker 5: And those otherfuckers that bend and go when you step
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  Speaker 5: on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.
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  Speaker 5: Moderation is for cowards. Oh wine, dining and twine and
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  Speaker 5: sneak up the back door when you're refueling is done.
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  Speaker 5: When the refueling is done. So if you're feeling foggy froggy,
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  Speaker 5: then you better jump because this Frogman's been there, done,
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  Speaker 5: that is going back.
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  Speaker 1: For more cheers. Boys.
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  Speaker 5: That's how they start off every episode of Busting with
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  Speaker 5: the Boys.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to the to the frogmen down in Nashville.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love I love those fucking frogmen. Yeah, those
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  Speaker 1: frogmen are my fucking dogs. I could see us getting
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  Speaker 1: like canceled heart for just doing that, for just having
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  Speaker 1: said it. That would be like one of the weird
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  Speaker 1: things that you wouldn't expect. Yeah, you never know. One
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  Speaker 1: day we're gonna wake up and be like these fuckers
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  Speaker 1: they call themselves frogmen. You're not a fucking frog man.
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  Speaker 1: You're been around the world one much less twice. You
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  Speaker 1: haven't fucking driven the the big trucks that go shit
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  Speaker 1: when they move, and there has been muff too tough
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  Speaker 1: for you. Now there's no no muff too tough for
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  Speaker 1: my voice says.
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  Speaker 5: Now, that's how we start off. We're gonna start starting
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  Speaker 5: off every episode.
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  Speaker 1: But that no muff too tough too wells fuck, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a hairy chested root and toot and parachuting demolition, double
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  Speaker 1: cap crimping frog man. God, damn it, damn right, brow,
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  Speaker 1: some respect to this shirt, bro?
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  Speaker 5: I know what does it say? Frag the frog doesn't
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  Speaker 5: live on Earth, just shows up on Earth and hangs
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  Speaker 5: out and enjoys life.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro? Fuck yeah, what the fuck do you
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  Speaker 1: know about that? Bro? Nothing? Because you're living on Earth.
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: I'm living on Earth.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not a frog life. Yeah, exactly. You need
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: to start studying the way of the frog and not
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: frog men.
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: I know, I gotta just start doing more shit that
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: I enjoy.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you enjoy? What do you even like?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Stand up nature? Let's go hiking. I want to do.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: There's nowhere to hike around here.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Come to Tuloom.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: Where's to Loom, Mexico?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Oh no, why are so many girls going to Tulom?
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Bro, You've got to come to You're gonna die in Tulom.
• 15:08
  Speaker 7: I ha.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: The makeup lady said this morning.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy. I'm trying to figure she's from Boston,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: she's a Yankees fan. She was like, oh, I remember
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: eighty six in fucking in Boston. Yeah, it was fucking
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: crazy back in eighty six. I don't know why you
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: would become a Yankees fan if you're from Boston.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Her parents are probably from New York, do you think so? Yeah,
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: my dad's like a huge Red Sox fan, which is
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: surprising because he grew up in New York until he
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: was like until he was eighteen.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is weird. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: of sense now. She said she only went to one
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Yankees game this year though, and I was like, bro,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: we went to fucking one Yankees Game's true, we did?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I forget about that.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: That was fun.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to do more shit like that. What
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: about going to a sports game?
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: I would like to go to a hockey game. I
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: love hockey.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Do you hockey so much better? Live it is?
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: I'd like to go to a Bruins game.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Oh no, let's go to one, and let's go to
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: one of the Gudens we got.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: They got it, and the Bruins will play here eventually.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'll go to a Bruins game this week.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sass, that's what the fuck I'm talking about. It'll
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: be fun. Yeah, use your ill gotten stand up money
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: from the show you guys hosted.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got a lot of money from that.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Did you guys actually host a show.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: I yeah, well, Owen set it up. I hosted What
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: was the cup between you two? We're both getting ten
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Shut up, you're both getting paid in a bushel of
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: chop cheeses. Yeah, it's gonna be rolling around in chop
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: cheese like a pig and slot.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Now we're not gonna get paid for like ten days
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: or something, right, Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: They got to figure out a good way to rob you. Yeah. Yeah,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: they gotta hope that you forget about it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Imagine they send the money straight to barsool.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Who who was on the show? Who? How'd you get
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: the show together?
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Well, our buddy Jared Schwartz hosts a show there and
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: what he just didn't want to host to the show. Yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: he does a show. He runs a show called Mama's
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Boy Comedy, which they do like every week at like
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: a stand or there, and he gave so he gave
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: the spot to us. We've had it for like a
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: long for like over a month, and uh, we just
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: got like a bunch of random comedians and they all
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: actually end up being like hysterical randoms, not randoms, but
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: like we didn't know any of them.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: We know one, how did you find them.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: I went went to the stand like the night before
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: and just was asking random people to come on, and
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: did you pay them? We'll pay them when they get
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: when we get paid, so you're never gonna pay him.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Gott e.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Gotty after the end of the show. It's so funny
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: how all comics talk the same, Like the end of
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: the show and everyone's like hot crowd, hot crowd, piping hot.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: And then I was at the stand like a couple
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: of weeks ago, Francis came up like smiling and he
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: was like, really hot crowd. They just all love saying that.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: What does it mean?
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: It means like the crowd was very energetic, but they're laughing.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeahd was steaming. I love a fucking piping crowd.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: They'll also say definitely a seven pm crowd.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, what does that mean? It means bad?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Oh really even so, can it be a seven pm
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: crowd even if it's at nine pm. It's just a
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: thing that happens. Yeah, dude, I fucking love a hot crowd.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: It was a really good crowd though.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what were they so good for? What made him
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: so sweet?
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: No one bombed, everyone crushed. I mean, of course, I
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: crushed the heart.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Is it just binary? You either bomb or you crush. Yes,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: there's no in between. I thought.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: I thought I did really well.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Did you bomb or crush? I crushed, so you crushed.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I killed. Actually I always forget about killing. Yeah, I kill, crush, bomb, bomb,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: and that's it. Yes, it's just like three things. It's good, bad,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: and ugly. Yeah, damn, I didn't realize it was that simple.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: It was a fun show that it was really fun.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: I had to get time to anything new.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Do you drop any new shit? Oh?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of Written House stuff for real.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: I was the only person that made any that had
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: even brought up Written House, which I was surprised by.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Why he thought it was such a hot button topic
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: that everybody would fucking have to.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: People loved it. I date, I said that. Uh, I
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: said that kicked off Josh Richards from BFFs and now
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: it's David.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: That got a big laugh. I mean I was just
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: off the top too. Yeah, I'm surprised that it hasn't
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: happened yet.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: No, I thought it was funny. I said that they
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: get that Barstool signed Kyle Rittenhouse for ten million dollars in.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: The vacuum left by Alex Cooper.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so that was fun.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: It's one or the other. Yeah, you gotta shoot your shot.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: And I was just saying, it's like perfect timing for uh,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: for like that whole thing to happen. That'll try to happen,
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: like a couple days before Thanksgiving.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Something good to talk about with the family. Yeah, you
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: can really decide What'm excited to. Just listen to your family.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just gonna sit back and just take notes.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: All right, is your family?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Uh? Uh?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Libs? Are they cool?
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: So we're pretty half in half Like my immediate family
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: a bunch of libs and uh, my extended family they're
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: like build the wall people.
• 20:00
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• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, so they're cool as fuck.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick. So yeah, build another wall, bro. Yeah,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: they should build a series of walls like they would
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: have to jump over in like American gladiators.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to the point where it's pretty much a dome.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a bunch of walls, or like they should
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: build a ropes course, and if you can beat the
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: ropes course, you can get into America. Yeah, it's tough
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: mutter yeah, or yeah, tough mutter. The border should be tough,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: mutter yeah, and then people can just climb over the
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: fucking and honestly, it'd be the best way to make
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: give us, like your your strongest or whatever. I don't know,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: actually you know what the saying is, give us you're tired,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: and you're weary and you're hungry. No, I don't want them.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I want your fucking boldest, strongest, fastest mental fortitude on steroids.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: That's one thing I'm going to try to get in Mexico.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Steroid dude, you don't want the Mexican steroids.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: No, they're cheap. Though they're cheap. I feel like, or
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: at least I want like a cornucopia of drugs from
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: a drug.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Store of workaholics where he's like taking steroids and he
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: just keeps on taking them and then they find out
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: it's just like PCP or something, and I believe it'll
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: when Yeah, I believe it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Whatever, it doesn't matter what it is. Really it feels
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: like it's steroids.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: We were watching that clip this week where he's did
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: I show it to you? I know, I showed it
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: to Mike, the one where Adam Adam devines like uh,
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: it's like like they get a ticket and he's like, bro,
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: just throw it out. That's what I do with my
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: STD tests. And he's like, dude, that's like morally uh
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: dangerous or he's like that's like, uh what does he say?
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Don't so I don't know morally dangerous? And then he
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: just like slowly backs away. It's so fucking funny.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: What are those goats up to? I saw that fucking
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Adam and Blake just linked up the other day. I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: saw it on their story. Made me happy. Yeah, I'm like, oh,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: good for those fucking guys. Man, where the fuck is
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: dirs on zoom?
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Did actually see that? And I was like, damn glad
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: to see the boys are back together. Yeah, we need
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: to get those guys on busting with the boys.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't. They're not gonna be able to
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: say the creed now. They're not frog men, No, definitely not.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Those bros a bit have found muff quite too tough.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: For Let's just say that they've never been across the
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: world once, let alone boys, and they've definitely never talked
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: to everyone once.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And they've definitely tried to shoot a large caliber man
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: with a small caliber bullet, which is fucking foolish, is dumb,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: which is fucking stupid.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Before Ses finishes his story of Saturday Night, you want
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: to talk about bear Bottom.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: That's what I was about to talk about bear Bottom.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: It's automission to make the most comfortable, made to last
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: men's wear, well, giving back to communities while they're while
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: the while their ship's being made. So they'll make shit
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: and they'll be like, I'm going to give back to
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: the community. Bear Bottoms basically given turkeys out the back
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: of their truck like a fucking mob boss, like Young
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Dolphs homies. They Young Dolph died and his homie still
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: gave out the turkeys out the back of the truck.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And that's what bare Bottom is like. They are on
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a mission to better their communities and plus comfy seasons
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  Speaker 1: here stock up your closet without paying the insane markups
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  Speaker 1: you see online and on other big box brands. Feel
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• 23:29
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• 23:34
  Speaker 1: child in need. So think about it this way. If
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you don't buy bare bottom clothes, you will be depriving
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: children of their meals. There will be young kids who
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: will go hungry at lunch because you didn't buy bear bottoms.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: So how's that? How's that work for you? True? Not
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: to mention that bear Bottoms was just like the best
• 23:51
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• 23:55
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• 23:57
  Speaker 1: that I'm going to go down to Mexico, It'll give
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: me a chance to buy break out the bare bottom.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Of the bottom swim last time before the winter. Yeah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: at least, I mean, of course, they also have a
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: bunch of other stuff. You don't have to just wear
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: the shorts, but they're just my favorite pair of shorts.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: But they do have a ton of other stuff.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: They got a ton of good ass shit, and for
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• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you spend one hundred and fifty dollars, you just have
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: to mention your experience to the good folks at bare Bottom,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: just like I'm going to tell you how good that
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: shirt was when I fucking put it on me. I
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: put that shit on me and it fucking snapped in
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: like Fanos's glove. That shit was a perfect fit. That
• 24:37
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• 24:42
  Speaker 1: trapeziest muscles, and my latissimus door sid fucking beautifully. Their
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• 24:59
  Speaker 1: dot com. You want to tell Ron about the mission
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you went on, sas Are you on a porno right now? No?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I was looking at the ad. You have been super
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: horny recently? Not true at all, That's very true.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: I was in I've never been less horned.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: We had to sit in bed for an ad today
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and as soon as I got in, fucking Sash was
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: completely rock hard. He was pitching a tent throbbing or
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I couldn't see.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: It was so strange.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: It was less throbbing and more just like fucking Easter Island,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: like a fucking old rock. I don't know why it happened,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: petrified would why you got so hard? Yeah, it's probably
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: just the hormone thing and the fact that you've been
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: working out your legs. I haven't.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I haven't working out at all.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bad. I know i've been.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: I haven't been taking care of myself recently.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Why. I don't know? Self?
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Love?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I know, love yourself a little bit.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: I'm pumped to go home. Really gonna be taking care
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: of myself there. Get some get some greens in me
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: salad yesterday for dinner.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bro, that's so fucking green. I know it's good.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It's gnarly, it's crunchy. What'd you get into some radishes? Now?
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: I got a chicken caesar salad?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Rap rap, Yeah that's not a salad. You just say
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you got a rap and you told me a salad.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to do one of those things. You
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: could have not told me you got a salad, or
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you could have not told me that it was actually
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: a rap.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: There was a chicken caesar salad rap.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: So it was a rap.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: It was a salad.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: No, you ate a peda salad rap, but you ate
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: a huge pita with it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't a pita.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: What's the rap? It was green? It was a spinach rap. Still,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: that's just like five hundred colis.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Well, you know you need calories to survive.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I understand that, but I'm trying to hold you accountable
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: for those carbohydrates that you're fucking, that you're crushing, because
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: those are just gonna make you feel sluggish. I'm gonna
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: start going keto for real. Maybe, But you gotta try
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: these new school bars. Yeah, I do. Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: So we got out of the comedy show and we
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: went to Uh. We stayed there for a good bit
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: after and we hung out, and then we left when.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It crowds that fucking steaming hot you gotta stay a
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: little bit, stay around for like a fucking sauna.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And that was fun, just sweat it out. And
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: then we decided to go to We were gonna try
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: to go to Purple Purple. Mister mister Purple, the fuck
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: is that you decided? But yeah, well it's right across
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: the street.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Is it a famous bar that you would see on
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: TikTok where.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: It's where the company party was.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't go. Of course you didn't get it, didn't
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: somebody try to? Never mind?
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: We so we went to We went to mister Purple
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: and there was like a line out the door. We
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: went to the scene of the crime eventually continue We
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: went to, uh, mister Purple and there's a line at
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: the door.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I fucking love this place, mister Purple. It sucked.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: It was it got the best waffle fries roof because
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: they were actually like, I don't know, whatever, did you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: swim in the pool on the roof? No, the pool
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: was closed?
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: What?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: We basically we were there for what ten minutes max?
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: But it was a long process to get in and
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: I was fighting to get in.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Was it worth it?
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: No?
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: But I had to prove to myself that I could
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: get in there. Why dude, do we go up?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: So that doesn't make sense to that I would just
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: wait and listen.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: So we go up to the door. The bouncers like
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: he sees our crowd. I guess we weren't good looking enough.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: To get in.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Harry was holding an open beer and wearing sweatpants. I
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: was not wearing sweatpants. I was wearing actually almost this
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: exact same outfit. You've been wearing it for a couple
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: of years, couple and he goes, it's a thousand dollars
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: to get in, and I was like, I was like
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: one thousand dollars, and he's like, yeah, it's one thousand
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: dollars to get in. And I was like, how much
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: do you I was like, how much do you guys make?
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: And he was like and then the other bounds comes over,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: he was enough to get in here, And I was like,
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: no one makes enough to pay a thousand dollars to
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: get in here.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: What the fuck were they giving away in there? That
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: it was a thousand and they just letting people swarm
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: in next to us. So then I stayed there for
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: like a how many people were you with?
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: Was it?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Was? It just a lot of dudes, A lot of dudes,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: seven white dudes, A lot of dudes, seven young white men. Yeah,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: and uh.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: And we were just going back and forth and I
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: was like, dude, there's no way anyone is paying one
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars to get in here. Dude, you know what,
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: I am proud and then I and then I kept
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: on being like you're talking for the group though, That's
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: like good, oh yeah, and then I kind of so
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: then I was like I'm about to I'm about to
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: do something I never do, and I'm like, I work
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: for barstool if that changes anything. I was like, we
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: have our company parties here.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Can I just say that that's the.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Lowest thing you could ever did any But I only
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: did it because we have our company parties there. So
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, like, come on, like cut us
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: some slack. And then I left and I was like
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: I think that was after. I think we left and
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: I kind of like won the battle. I was like whatever, dude, like,
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: no one's paying a thousand dollars to get in here
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And then so we went to a different bar, wait
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: till what happened. I immediately went to having fun and
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Harry's like I have to go back.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: No, no, Well, before that happened, I immediately went up
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: to the bouncer at that bar and I was like
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: you ever heard of mister Purple? And he's like yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: And I was like, guess how much they're charging people
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: to get in there?
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And he was like how much?
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: And I was like a thousand dollars and he started
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: like dying laughing.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, do you well, I forgot it is funny. Yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: He also gets into a mote you are like on
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: stand up mode on night two of shows because I
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: walked into the bathroom Matt the bar and he was
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: he was like doing a bit to the bathroom attendant
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: about bathroom attendants.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That was embarrassing, didn't
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: it bombed hard? And did not think it was funny?
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Oh really, it didn't kill I just had a funny
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: thought one time where I was like I was at
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: a fancy restaurant and like I went in and they
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: like I was talking to the dude there, and he
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: like gives you the towel, he squirts the soap in
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: your hands, turns the water on, And I was like,
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: how funny would it be if like he just started
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: washing your hands for you, Like you just stick your
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: hands out and he's just rubbing the stuf together.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: For you, allow me, sir? Yeah, And I thought it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: I told that to the dude and he didn't even
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: crack a smile.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the one profession that wouldn't find it funny.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: I thought it was hilarious.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: You ever washed these boys hands for them?
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: I wanted to do a sketch with that, like that
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: was why I came up. That's like I wrote it down.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: I remember thinking that was so funny, and.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: He just gave you a stone take.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: No, it worked because I went back to my table
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: and I told my friends I was like, the dude
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: in the bathroom just washed my hands for me, and
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: they all were like, they were all howling, and I
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: was like, no, I'm just fucking around, but it wouldn't
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: it be funny?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, but look at you. Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: So then I go back to mister Purple.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, look at you talking to strangers leading the pack.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: These are all things that you were making fun of
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: me for four months ago. You're like, oh, you talked
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to strangers all the time, and now you're running big
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: game on fucking jee's in the bathroom about his fucking
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: gum and cigarettes that he's given out. Yeah. I'm proud
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: of you. I feel like you're growing before before our eyes.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: And then I went back and eventually I got thank you,
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: I got I talked. I talked my way in to
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: which place Purple Purple yeah, and then we said for like,
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: and then we got in there and it was it
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: was brutal.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Wait, so so after you dropped the fact that you
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: work for barstool, which is terribly embarrassing.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: It was really embarrassing, but also it was like I
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: needed it. I needed I needed a w Yeah. I
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: think I said that to the guy. He said, I
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: was like, bro, I need We went back alone. I
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: went back by myself and you across that. I mean,
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: it wasn't like I was like train, It was across
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: the street.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: You like apples? Ye, well I got into mister purple.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: How do you like that apple?
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: It wasn't even that cool, like I opened that, I go,
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: I got back in there.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: No ship or just funneling in. Dude, no bar is
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: cool enough to pay a thousand dollars. We didn't pay,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying that the fact that they're even trying
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to charge you that shows you that it's inherently kind
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: of The dude was.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Like trying to get me not to go in. And
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: then some other dude came over and he was like,
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: you can come in, and I was like, fuck you, dude,
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking coming in. And I think I thanked him
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: at the end of the night. I was appreciate it, bro,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: and he's holding it down.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, you can't. You can't be saying I work
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: at Barstool.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: I have I ever said that before. I only said
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: it because I was like, we have company parties here.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: You think it would change something, right, Yeah? I mean
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: we rent out the entire bar.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know though, just anytime it's
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: like just falls into do you know who I am?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Territory and it's like no matter who, and it worked.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, no matter who you are, it's like
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: it's not even worth it work. One for one the guy,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the guy knew somebody who works here. He gave me
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: his number. He's like, let me get He's like, do
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: you know so and so and so. I was like, no,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: but I know Dave. No, No, that's what we said.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Right when we got there. I was like we were like.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's all right. I was first
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: of all, I was like half joking too. I was like, oh,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, we work for Pars And I was like, oh, no,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: it's all good. We worked for Barstool.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: And he's like, when's dave going to be here then,
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: and I was like thirty minutes and then they like
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: kicked us to the street.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Right, we'll wait thirty minutes. Wait. I think I came
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: in a little too.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Hot, Like I came in like looking for something to
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: get into.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Sounds like it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: I was probably out of line when I asked the
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: bouncer how much money he made, But I wasn't trying
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: to prove, like he probably makes more money than me.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: I was trying to prove. I was like, dude, no
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: one's paying a thousand dollars to get into this shitty bar.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Not a shitty bar, though it's a dope spot. It's
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: a dope spot.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: No, we just threw them. We just threw them hard
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: under the bus and they could come crawling back. I'm like,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: one team, you best not missed. Yeah, honestly, if they
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: want to fucking get their affairs in order, we'll have
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: a pool party there. Dude, I would love to go
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: back and swim. We'll have a whole soiree there. We'll
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: do a synchronized swimming event over there. If they want
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to fucking get their money right and come back.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: He was in there, so I was crushing he was
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: on the dance floor. Oh really there for like five minutes.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: We got in there and instantly we were like, all right,
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: let's get the fuck out of here.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Seven o'clock crowd or what kind of crowd was it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Was a brother It was like a three pm crowd. Yeah,
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: it was dead everyone. It was like, I mean, you
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: get in there. Every dude there is literally like they're
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: like they own like they own half of Google or something.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: They're all wearing like suits.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why you couldn't get in. You weren't dressed
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: to a press and no.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: One else, no one like, has even given you the
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: time of day.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get you a suit. I'm going to
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: get you a beastpoke suit. I have to get you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: I bought a suit last year.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably all you probably swimming it though.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: No. I got it fitted and everything fits your shoulders.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, perfect. You your breastplate probably not anymore.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Fucking burst in suit at the bar's polarizing. You got
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: some love for it, but you also got a little hate.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we should talk about that. Oh yeah, we
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: almost fought a dude. I didn't know you almost fought
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: him because he made less money than you, So let's
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: twist this around and tell what's actually going on.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: He kept on asking for a job, and I fucking
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: had the backhand, and yeah, he was like, please let
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: me work with you on Wall Street.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: This dude was crazy.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: That's literally an actual sentence he said. He was like,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: please let me work with you at Wall Street. But
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: he was also bipolar. I told him that you.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Worked on Wall Street. That's how the whole thing started,
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: because he was like, what's up with this guy with
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: this suit? And I was like, he works on Wall Street?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: And then like he's one of those fuckers on Wall Street.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: I said something like that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: This was after the uh this was after the Lettuce
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: video that we shot in Minnesota.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Went to a karaoke bar.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: We went to a karaoke bar on the road, just
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: the divist of vault dive bars.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: It was awesome.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, opposite of glamor, and that's my kind of bar.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I prefer a fucking divy shaped bar too. But this
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: guy was just a fucking devil. Dude. He was the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: worst human being I'd ever met in my life. He
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: came up to me with two vegas bombs. He's like
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: it's my fucking twenty third birthday. Like, fucking let's do
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: these these bombs. Dude, I'm driving, like, I'm not trying
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: to do vegas bombs. So he took them both and
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: that was a bad eye. Dude. He started out fine.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: I kept it coming over and be like I'm loving
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: your guys vibe.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the vegas bombs changed. The time he
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: came over, he came very angry. Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: The first time he came over, he was like, I'm
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: loving your guys vibe and we were like thanks.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Then he put you in a choke hold.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: He put me in a chokehold and was just grabbing
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: my and that so like all I had talked to
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: him before was like him being like, I love your
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: guys vibe. And then I come back over because I
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: was like out over at the karaoke thing and I
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: come back over and he like puts me in a
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: chokehold and just grabbing my sweatshirt new vintage, new advantage.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: I was like, bro, you're stretching out my sweatshirt.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: What do you do this this new vintage?
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he actually cut my neck, he did. Yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: it was scabbed. I peeled off the scab.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I ate it. Yeah that's savage. Yeah, bro,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: you gotta do shab. But uh, then he was he.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: The weirdest thing was when he went on stage. Did
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: you do you remember what his karaoke song was? Now?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know he went on. He went on
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: stage and like he was so scared to like sing
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: his karaoke song, like he like but he had the
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: whole thing filmed, but he sang.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: I mean I felt bad, dude, and he was there
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: on his birthday alone, but we were trying to show it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: I kept on being like, what are you drinking? Like
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: what are you drinking? Like I'll buy you Let's let
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: me buy you a drink, blah blahlah. I asked him
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: like fifteen times.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: But then he like took my sunglasses. He was like
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: holding him in.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna fucking break these, Yeah, dude, it all and
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: then and then me and Mike were like over somewhere
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: talking and we come back over and he comes up
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: to both of us, puts his arms around us and
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: he's like I'm not no bitch, and we were like
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: what And He's like, I know you guys are talking
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: shit and we were like, dude, what the hell are
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: you talking about? And then just like shit like that
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: just kept on happening throughout the entire night until at
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: one point, like I think it was right after I
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: finished my song, and he comes up and he puts
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: his arm around Joey and who else and.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Mike No and Mike and like dragged them off their bar,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: shore to them off, like pulls them to the tries
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: to pull them to the ground, and then they kind
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: of shoved him, shoved him to the ground. He and
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: he had like another boy. He had like got another
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: boy when he when he came up being like I'm
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: no bitch, yeah, And then I was like are you
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: with this guy? And I was like I'm not with
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: him at all.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: And then Mike just took him and just threw him
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: across the bar, and then security just dragged him out.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: They or that first, like everyone was like acting like
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: we were like attacking this dude. I was like, get
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: this guy the fuck out of here, like your security
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the guy win like an echo fitted hat, the security guard.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: I was pretty convinced that we were gonna leave and
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: he would just be out there with like a gun, yeah,
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: ready to pop.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Shit off. Yeah, no way to celebrate your twenty third birthday.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: But he didn't even get to hear the fucking I
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: was gonna sing my karaoke song for him. Yeah, when
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I first heard his word, I went right over and
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, put on, nobody likes you when you're
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: twenty three, and I was going to sing it to
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: his fucking face. And by the time I got up
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: there to sing, he had just been an absolute dickhead.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: To him was crazy, a terrible dickhead.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: But it was fun to go to care. It's just good,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: wholesome fun. It's a really good time, except for that
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: one lady who was trying to uh, you know while
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: you were singing karaoke. Yeah, karaoke heard round to.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: A common and there they're like, it looks like she's
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: in she's in heat right now.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: She was an estress. Dude.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: She that was crazy.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was and dude. So the one of the
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: guys that came over like she had like five boyfriends about.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: She had multiple dudes coming over and being like, come on,
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: it's gaddy.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Get back, come on, leave these guys alone and come
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: back with me.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: She was like, not, I don't think that she was
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: like drunk. I think she was like on like heroin
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: But one of them was the boys with the guy
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: who he like brought over. Yeah, and uh, it was
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: like I don't fucking know that guy. Some people thought
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: it was staged. Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: People were like, I wouldn't put it past these fuckers
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: to ask this girl to dance.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: A fucking bit. Yeah, another fucking bit, another bit from
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the boys. Unfucking believable.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Their bit from the boys over at the boy Dad podcast.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: These guys are these guys can't stop bidding out, dude,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: speaking of the boy That podcast. People should buy this
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: fucking hat, bro, Yeah, is that on sale? The hat
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: will be on sale for uh sick for Black Friday.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Let's get that merch bonus.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: We need that boner.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: And as soon as we get that merch boness, we're
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: just putting it straight back into the pod. We're getting
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: our own studio.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, we're gonna buy some fucking crypto. Fucking go
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: to the top. Bro, We're gonna buy some fucking cardono
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and fucking just see where see where the shit takes its, Bro,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Do you guys shave your cocking balls for Thanksgiving. So
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: I actually did the other day. I did shave my
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: cock and my balls.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Did you pull up your your the bottom of your
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: nutsack like you're fucking like a doggy door?
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big time. I should just take you got to
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: get down there.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: You have to get like behind your nutsack.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: That's where all of the bad smells generate from the taint. Yeah, really,
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: that's where they That's where the smells are trapped.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Smells do come from creases, and that's the crease, bro,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: that is the crease of all creases. Yes, bro, I
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: fucking I love manscapes. I love manscaped, and can I
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: say it again? I love manscaped.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: I just love doing ads in general.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Especially Manscaped though, because they're just specifically a good brand
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: to make sure the top to bottom you're looking right.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You want to be popping your shirt off at any
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: point in your life, use manscaped. Do you want to
• 41:23
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, Bro, What are you looking forward to most
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: with Thanksgiving this year? I'm looking forward to being thankful
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: among family members and the beans.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: What are you thankful for this year?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I'm thankful for, uh, the communists in this country outing
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: themselves and finally being on the surface about their political
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: leanings so we can just not have any more snakes
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: in the grass. Exactly. We know who all the fucking
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: communists are because they fucking they got it right in there, bio,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: They let you know, I'm thankful for nobody asked, oh, okay, okay,
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: go ahead. Then well I was gonna say Portnoy, thankful
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: for Dave Portnoy, and that's about it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw him come over to your desk, and.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: I'm thankful for my haters, Bro, Dave Portnoy and Bryce Hall,
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: my biggest haters.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Those fucking guys. Bro. I can't believe that shit.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: What that Dave backed Bryce Hall.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. I told him. I saw him
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: the day that we got back, that Wednesday we got back,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't believe you went against
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: fucking little sass. He was eating meat loaf, and he
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: fucking got the message that you weren't going to back him.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: He shoved his loaf away and he couldn't even fucking
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: eat for the rest of the night.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: It's tough when it's when it's your uh, it's your
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: own team that's fine against you.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: But I told him that, and his only response was
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: he's eating meat loaf. That was the only thing that
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: he was shocked by. It's like, dude, what's wrong with
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: meat loaf? Meat loaf would be a nice side on Thanksgiving? Really,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I prefer that to ham. Meat Loaf is gross.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Ham's gross, and it's gross. And I'm not like I'm
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: not like a huge Thanksgiving dinner person. No, bro like
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: corn casserole and I like turkey.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Hmm, what about what about mashed potatoes and stuff? I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: like a couple of goddamn beers. Hell, yes, brother, I
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: had a Thanksgiving at the in laws on Sunday this
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: past week. Oh yeah, you know how it is. But
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: they were serving up some mad else. Father in law
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: was in your ear, I'm assuming oh yack yack, Yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I was knocking back the mad Elves, just so I
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: could fucking fe feel something. Who Gas is calling? That's odd.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I've never talked to him on the phone before I answer.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: It could be because you were guys. Oh what's up? Brother?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Just recording Son of a Boy Dad? No, no, let's
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: talk now. It involves son of a boy dad. We're
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: getting shopped. You want to replace sas with playing Brie
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: on the on this show, Brian O'Malley, Oh fuck, no,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I'm into it. Let's uh, let's uh yeah, let's talk offline.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: But this is good, this is this is good stuff facts. Yeah,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: uh well we'll we'll talk after got it. Got it,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: and tell Portnoy to get off my boy. Sass is back. Brother.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: It was sad to see. All Right, I'll talk to you.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Suck it off. Bryce Hall just fucking disgusting. Damn bro.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: He said, O'Malley's about to take your chair.
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a better company woman than you.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Are, probably yeah one hundred. What did he say?
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: So?
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: No live shows? Yeah, tell them how to perform until
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: the money's in my pocket.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: When I talked to Prime today, he's like, the bag's
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: not gonna change my lifestyle, but it's going to cushion
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the fall. I was fucking dying and then he like
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: heard what he said and I was He was like, damn,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that's good. Let me say it again. The bag is
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: going to change my lifestyle. Yeah, it's just gonna cushion
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the fall. That is good.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: I gotta we gotta get a quote one of those
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: quote instagrams with that on it.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: We need a quote card.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Who does the quote cards.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: For PMT.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Because those are hilarious memes?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Who runs that? He goes by memes out. Yeah, that's
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: his name, memes PMT memes. You ever see him around now,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: He's the one. He's always uh like crawl out from
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: under a desk when like all the lights go out
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: in the office, like like is that a is there
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: a mouse over there? Like I hear wrestling in rustling
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: in Big Cat's pile and it just like comes out
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: with like a Wisconsin jersey draped over his ear. His
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: emerges from the from the Big Hats pile. Yeah, he's
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: just grabbing a old Larry sweatshirts, like my precious fucking memes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: That's given. Bro. I'm pumped.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: I'm really excited to go home.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to get some I'm gonna just
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: get the lettuce out, uh for the people. Everybody's going god,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: God about the lettuce. I'm about to bring some heads
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: heads back for thanks having back at home.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, make sure they're all even sized.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Are you saying that there was a scandal in the
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: lettuce club, I'm saying that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, that's basically exactly what I'm saying.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, some.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Of the dude who won the lettuce club thing literally
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: had a Brussels two little pieces of lettuce just sandwiched
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: above each other. Yeah, the previous he beat the previous
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: record by like five minutes or something.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he breathed in and it sucked into his mouth
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: like that hole in Eastern Europe that was swallowing papers.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Boys were like they.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Knew he was gonna win.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Was because you cheated? Bro?
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was going to town on the lettuce
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: you were eating. Yeah, and I and I was only
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: halfway through mine when he won.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: There was a ton of people who were like, was
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: that sasquatch in the video? Oh yeah yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: It was from home texting me, who I haven't talked
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: to in years, being like, Bro, is this you?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's my fucking face close up? What
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: do you mean? Isn't me? It's my exact face him
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: body with the company I worked for. Yeah, I get.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: I got multiple people asking me, really, and I was like, bro,
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: catch up, catch the fuck?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: This is what I'm doing these days.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: This is what I fucking do. They're just jealous going
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: to class? Yo? What the fuck was that? O'Malley coming
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: to take your fucking seat?
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Really? Yes? Really?
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Am I actually getting fired? What else happened this week?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: What else to we do? You? Thanksgiving?
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Thanksgivings coming up? But I mean, I don't have much
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: to say about that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Why you have nothing to be thankful for? Or you
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: fucking are trying to ignore the trials and tribulations of
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: the Powhattan tribe when they linked up with John Smith
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and then the genocide that happened to the natives before us.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: I am trying to ignore that.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there, you
• 49:28
  Speaker 9: started acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: of sorts. That's where snickers comes in. Man. That thing
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: is packed roasted peanuts nugget caramel milk chocolate. It's like
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: the MVP of candy bars. And when you bite into it, boom,
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: it sorts you out. Get your head back in the
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: game of life. Satisfying your hunger, remember this, Snickers handles
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: your hunger, so you can handle everything else. Snicker satisfies man,
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: that's a winning play.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: That's why I'm trying to put it. But I'm trying
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: to put it in the past. Bro, I think Thanksgiving
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: is now more of a celebration. You play football or
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: anything on Thanksgiving, little family game.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I used to until till my uncle fucked up my mom.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Really, there was a time there was a tie something
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: like that happened. And when we used to play too.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: We're still we still play to playing this year. I'm pumped. Yeah,
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: So I tried to get us to do paintball this
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: year instead.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Nothing like the time honored American traditional. Yeah, firing off some.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Paintcause like I have all girl cousins and I have
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: like one boy cousin. I have one boy cousin, not
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: like one boy cousin, and I have like three sisters
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: and like six girl cousins, and like they all are
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: like too cool and old now and They're like, I
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: don't want to play football anymore. So I was like,
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: let's play paintball.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: What those women aren't gonna want to play paintball any
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: want to play footballs?
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Like they don't have like the they don't have, Like
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: they're not as good as football as I am.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: It's basically so what are they as good as? Getting
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: in tactical formations and doing like Navy seals signals, yes
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you around the corner.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: He's so fun.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I got two at your six.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: They were like, I don't want to do paintball. It's
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: gonna hurt someone wanted to do like soccer or something.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck, bro, it's a it's
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: a fucking American Thanksgiving.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: This isn't troops.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not about to have expressions over here. We're
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: literally having the celebration of Thanksgiving in the honor of
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: us never having to play soccer again.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: I know football and Thanksgiving is fun, though. I usually
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: get really into it, and then I get really angry
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: because we've never won.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Who was beating you?
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: It's my family versus my cousins, and we've never won.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Your cousins are just way more better, way better at football.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Than you were more athletics.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: It's an unfair it's a whole unfair thing. And also
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: my little sisters like end up crying every single year
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: at some point.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough. You like truckstick your truckstick a little
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: sister one time and she starts fucking crying.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: What happened with you? What happened with your uncle and
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: your mom?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: It was like this was like a long I think
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: it was like a Christmas football game or something like that.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: But we were playing on uh on, like across from
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: my grandmom's house, on like the front lawn, and my
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: my like, I don't even think my mom had the ball,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: and my uncle just like full on fucking truck stick her.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Her feet went flying out from under her and just
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: got fucking slammed to the ground.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: We had a very similar Oh yeah, my dad like
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: took out one of my little cousins when she was
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: probably like seven.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, on accident. Well he's trying to get a win.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: He just wrecked her.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: If you're side of the.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Family like we like, it almost could have been bad. Really,
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: family could have gotten separated pretty easily. There last family
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Thanksgiving together with my family, most likely you.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Should just go with the winning team. That's what I
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: would have done. Yeah, sorry, Mom and Dad. The cousins
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: always win. They need to wide out.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: My cousin's like like like right down plays and shit
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: before and they are always it's supposed to be one
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: blitz per downs.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: That's how we do it. And what do they count?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: The Mississippi's fast.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: They blitzed like every single play. Cheaters, they cheat.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: You guys need to hire a ref. I know you
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: need to hire a perked out ref. Yeah. I feel
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: like everybody who's like a ref of like middle school
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: basketball or like school basketball on drugs perks heavy yeah heavy?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I uherky.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I like stopped a crime at a Turkey Bowl one time.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Really yeah.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: I was like ten years old and I went snitch.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: I know, looking back on it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 7: I went to wait in the car while they played
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: because it was like freezing cold, and a car pulled
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: up right next to us in the parking lot, got
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: out and just robbed like four or five cars, and
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: I wrote the license plate down cut up.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's smart. Were you did you feel like a hero?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like a rat? Uh? Hero?
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Until this is the first time I've said it out
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: loud in a while.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Kind of a rat. Yeah, now you feel like a
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: rat because it's like the holidays. They probably needed that,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Like nobody was robbing out of joy for the holiday.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: It was a two man team. Yeah, yeah, so it
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: made me. I don't know what did they get from
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: the cars, like cell phones and shit? Yeah, I feel
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: like it's tough stealing cell phones. The return on investment
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: when you rob a cell phone, there's.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: A lot of burglaries, Like if you think about it,
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: like most most like times where there's like a BNE
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: or something like that.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Breaking an entering for the uninitiated.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the payoff is probably really bad. Like what could
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: someone steal from our apartment right now that would in
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: any way be worth it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I don't feel one of the only thing do but
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: even a laptop, like what you could sell it for
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: parts or sell it.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: So when people rob like convenience stores, I think they
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: get like three hundred dollars. Dude, in GTA and GTA,
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: that's the slowest way to make money is by robbing
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: convenience stores and you get two stars on you what's
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: the best way?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Cheat codes?
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: No missions, no cheat CODs, no missions. You can't do
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: cheat coats and online. Oh well I'm not talking online, bro, Yeah,
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: because you're a fake gamer.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just played for myself. Yeah, I play for
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: my own enjoyment. I want to have the most guns,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the fucking most money.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Well, well, I don't play GTA anymore because now it's
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: like if you go on all of a sudden, you're
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: gonna get run over by a dude in the flying car.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: Like the game's it's it's ass now too much dumb
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: shit has been much in the game.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: When I was the I think like the only similar
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: thing that's happened to me like that was one time.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: I think stealing a.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Car was is your best bet a way to get money? Yeah,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like somebody probably lower risk. It's biggest paper, steel, copper, scrapping,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: grabbing metal.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: They cut down fences and shit.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: It's another thing junkies I love to do. Just walk
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: around with like a shopping cart full of hubcats and
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: like pipes and shit like that.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: That's what Jake Jillenhall does in UH in Night Night Crawler. Yeah,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: in the beginning is cutting down fences.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: It's viable.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Did you get any DMS about thus saying that Jake
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Jillenhall did nothing wrong. No, I got a couple that
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: were like, dude, seriously disappointed in you?
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: What did he do?
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: What?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: What were we? Was it because he was.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Thirty dating a twenty year old? Was that the problem?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: And I guess he was gas lighting her? Oh wow, okay,
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: so give him the fucking chair. I don't want to
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: say gas lightings fake, bro, don't even go there. But
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: anyone that's gas lighting is probably just making it up.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Anyone that's getting gas lit or anyone that's.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Gas getting gas like getting gas lit.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Bro, I don't know. I'm not that that's not
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: really something that I want to hop into.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: No, just kidding, that's just me gaslighting the people who
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: are getting gaslight But it's also you can claim gaslighting
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: is like like a thing that you can kind of
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: just like claim without any evidence.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Did she actually say that though? That's what like the
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: song is about.
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: The short film is about really Kim gaslighting her and
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: I guess the scarf is supposed to be her virginity.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Can you explain what gaslighting is to the people who
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: are listening that might not know, because I think that
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: there's probably like a decent amount of people who don't
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: know what gaslighting is.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I feel like it's the most like commonly used word
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: of this generation.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: People love what does it mean? But what does it mean? Though?
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I think it's just like when you convince someone that
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: they're crazy.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like I think it came from a
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• 56:54
  Speaker 1: like she was noticing that the gas lamps inside the
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  Speaker 1: house are like flickering. I'm not making this up. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you laughing?
• 57:01
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• 57:03
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• 57:09
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  Speaker 5: My mom and my mom just found out what gaslighting means,
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  Speaker 5: she'd like, you're gas lighting me.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: You say that to her, she says it to you,
• 57:24
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• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, go wrong. You had for it roll
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  Speaker 1: swipes roam Man Swipe back to Neville, never Lane. How
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: is Nashville?
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Nashville was fun. That's a good bonding time with my
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: boy Matt.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how's my omp? I missed Matt.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: He's uh, he's hanging in there. I think he's struggling. Yeah,
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: he doesn't get out much.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: What did you do for his birthday?
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: I had to go down and take care of him.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: It was his twenty first Yeah was it? Actually? No?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Oh what happened?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Did you take like a trick question?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. I thought you were going down
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: for his birthday or something.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: No, bro, we just had to like, we just had
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: to bond.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I got you was he's not going home.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: He just moved last summer, so he's not going home
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: to our hometown for Thanksgiving. So I was like, all right,
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: I see my boy. Why is he not going home
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: because he lives in Colorado now, like his family moved
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: to Colorado. They live like on the side of a mountain.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Oh no way. Yeah, So what are they running from?
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Fucking taxes or something?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know really, or like.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Human trafficking.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they're trying to get into serial killing.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but uh yeah, we had a good time. We
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: tore it up pretty hard.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Where'd you go? Broadway? Yeah? You tell those
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: crazy focks? I love him down there? Yeah we did
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you see Glenny Boss down there? No, but I saw
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: someone was like, oh, we just suck Lenny. I was like,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: what Lenny was down there? Yeah? I don't know if
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: he was there when I was there. I think he was.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: They were like we just saw Lenny.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Like I forget if they said they saw him that
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: day or the night before.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: He weekends there.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Really he weeked out to text him weeks him and
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: ask if he was there, but I don't have his number.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: What would you do? What would you and Glennie talk about?
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: I've done that with Glenny before, Lennard, Glenn come on, bro,
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: but ball's Ball's beach. So the first night, my buddy
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: had a test the next morning, so we were just
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: gonna go get dinner and then just like part waist,
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: I didn't get in until like seven o'clock.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Anyway, who pays for dinner? When you guys go out,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: we split the check. I mean you should be paying
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: for it. You're paying, And he's fucking in debt.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: He had a whole thing happened where he got a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: lot of money. It's a fantastic hit by cars like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: may as well have been.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: That's so sweet.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: That's not what happened. He like he worked for a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: public golf course in our hometown and they like molested,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: They like didn't pay him the entire summer and then
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: like they just like got the hours wrong and paid
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: him like twenty thousand dollars or some shit, and he
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: just like and he like, and he kept the money
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: he was supposed to get, like five thousand dollars. He
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: kept the money and then his uh, his mom was like,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: you got to go back and give the money back,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: and so he went back and they were like, no,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: that's your money, and.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: So he just kept it. Why why did they do that?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Because I don't know. The whole thing, like everyone there
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: got fired. I don't know, was the whole thing.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Where there was probably somebody who like made the mistake
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: and didn't want to like admit what they had made.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: Just fucking that was exactly what happened.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: So we kept the money or the place is making
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: like millions under the table doing something.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a really like.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Rotten down on golf course.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: So I don't know. If I had twenty thousand dollars
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: while I was in college, I would have been the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: richest man in Penn State and I would have acted
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: like it.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And he also didn't go to college last year,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: so he worked or the year before, so he worked
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: the entire year, So he should be treating you to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: dinner pretty much.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're slaving away in New York, I know, getting
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: paid pennies.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: On the dollar in barstool gift cards.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: You don't even get barstool gift cards.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Give me Dunkin donuts like you're a Boston guy, right.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Enjoy this. This is a dunkin donut. Is a five
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: dollars card with two dollars left on it. Yeah, get
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: two dollars off of coffee. I was at this Thanksgiving
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: dinner and they were talking about like the parish that
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: that like my mother in law was talking about the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: parish where she used to work, and they're like, yeah,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: there's like this, uh this building where like these old
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: old priests used to live. And I was like, oh,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: like that's probably sweet for them. It's right by the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: school or whatever. And she was like, oh no, they're
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: like troubled priests. They're like people.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: So I was like, get the joke. I mean it
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: was were you not joking?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even joking. I would be nice to them
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: to bay by the school because they literally work at
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: the school. Oh okay, But then she said that they're
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: they're actual like pedophiles, yes, basically, and they're just like
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: living in a fucking house where they're just like well
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: that's looking after them.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like what happens. They just get relocated. Why,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: that's like the whole thing they get. They get like
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: that was like a do you rece spotlight? Bro?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just shuffle them around to shuffle them around
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: to I thought that they.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Stop shocking usually if they get like if they like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: are like a priest like a local town and they
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: get like like someone calls them like a pedophile or
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: says they like they got molested by them, they just
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: like move them to like the Vatican. Literally, that's like
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: what happens.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: They're we're like an upgrade for Yeah, they we're gonna
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: promote you to live in Italy for the rest of
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: your life.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Like they're gonna leave them back to the Vatican. But
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: I'm like, wouldn't you rather be in like in Vatican City.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah it sounds incredible. Yeah, it sounds way sweeter. So
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: there's no repercussions for pedophilia among priests.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: No, I don't even think they go to like jail.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: They don't, And why don't they because no, they're not wrong.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: They're not property of the state. Brother Oh, separation of
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: church and state church owns them. That's why we had
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: separation of church and state so they could molest.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: With it all makes sense. We had one in my
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: high school, did you. Yeah? But the boy was over
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: eighteen and they claimed to be in love.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you told me about that.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: That's fucking hey man.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Happy for them?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he might have got gassed that And guess what
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: the priest's name was, Jake Jillenhall. The young boy was
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: named Taylor. Damn, it was the perfect storm.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: She's devastating. I'm never gonna listen to uh that Taylor
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Swift album because of everything. In light of everything that's
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: been going on. And I'm never listening to Adell's new
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: album either. Why because she's dated me. She's dating Rich Paul.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: It was Rich Paul Ben Simmons agent. Aren't you a
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: six Ers fan?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Wait? What really? Yeah? She stayed in Ben Simmons agent,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: And so the guy who's been telling Ben Simmons not
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: to play in Philly has been dating Adell the entire time.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: They're probably fucking singing about it. You need to get
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: a basketball team, they're probably saying about it. They probably
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: are fucking having little harmonized duets about how Ben Simmons
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: is gonna fuck over Philadelphia. Fuck then, bro.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: The last basketball game that I watched was the one
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: when Rondo when like the Celtics were in the playoffs
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: and Rondo like dislocated his arm and then just came
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: back out with like one arm trying to like save.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: The game, flopping around lost. He couldn't dribble because.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: He came his like shoulder was hanging like seven inches
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: below from where it was supposed to be, and he
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: was just playing with like one arm, like trying to
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: save the game.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Rondo is a Rondo is your favorite basketball player. I've
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: heard him, I've heard you mentioned him multiple times.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: Who's like the rapper that has beef with Rondo? Or
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: is it a rapper or is it just another basketball
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure. And there's like a complex video where
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: someone goes up and the yeah, what's up Rondo?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: And it's not Rondo. Who did Rondo a beef with?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, who's he o this? Who's he badass?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Rondo? Was Rondo's on the Lakers and they were like
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: they got a massive brawl yesterday or like a.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Big fight Lebron she get the fucking chair for that ship.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah he should. He should be drawn
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: and quartered. They should have four horses tied to his
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: arms and legs and have his body ripped apart and
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: probably a fan so am I.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: I fucking love Lebron, but this the people that, the
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: people that work at this company won't change my mind
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: about that.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I do give a fuck with Dan and Dave say
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I love Lebron.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: I think I only love him because the videos of
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: him I see, and they're so fucking funny.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's hilarious. That's that's what you know? That one.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's like that's how the teacher asked what
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: tree is Spanish?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: He's like, that's our ball. That's our ball. That's our ball.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that? Ye? When he gets up from
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: the bench, he's at Yeah, the bench, that's football.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: That's my mom FaceTime.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I mean I picked up from Gazz, Stephen, Jay.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: And Brom not exposing my mother to Have you ever
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: met his parents? To our freak fans, No, I haven't neither.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: It's she nice.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Why would you guys have any reason to have met
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: my parents?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: You met my dad? He was asking about you?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: Really what he say?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: He said, how SaaS, Yeah, that was a little Harry.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Is he getting some confidence in himself? Row Man swipes.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: They were trying to hold Rondo back on the sidelines basically, though.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: They're like he was like a psychotic killer, like he
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: had like a specific person that was like designated to
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: hold him back, and he was like pacing like he
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: was about to go murder somebody. That's our ball.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: That's our ball. Have you seen what's the other one?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: The come on man, it's my favorite one.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: He's like he's like, come on, man, that's too easy.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: That's too easy. I'm a Lebron fan too, and I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: get pissed off and I would have had his back
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: except for that was an egregious cheap shot. But I
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: hate when people are like I fucking hate Lebron.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: I love him because he's the goat. I mean, it's
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: the same reason that people hate Brady or a huge
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: you man.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: And you I thought you were about to relate it
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: to yourself. It's why they hate you. It's why they
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: wouldn't let you into that fucking club.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: People don't hate me, people love me.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: The bouncers at Purple Door hit you.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: Bro, it's called mister Purple, and don't get that shit
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: fucked up.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: I tried to when when Owen and I went out,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: When Owen and I went out to.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Uh, mister Purple. No, we went to somewhere in Brooklyn.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to the Brooklyn Bowl and the fucking
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: line was just around the block. And I I could
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: have tried to pull some strings to the door, and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: I just fucking didn't. I just saw this long ass
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: line and I was like, fuck it, I'm going somewhere else.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not about to wait in line, and I'm not
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: about to pull do you know who I am? Even
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: despite that, somebody from the place hit me up and
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, like, come come over, come in here.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: We see. Like if I was in that situation, I'd
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: be like, no, I'm want to wait in line with
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: the common man. It was like hundreds of people I
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: would have waited in line.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think you would have.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: I'm salt of the earth.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: You're not the earth.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: I'ssaulted the earth. I'm blue collar.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: You're a spice of the earth. Bro, your spice, bro,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: my sylard, you were never blue collar.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: I'm below salt of the earth.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: You're Earth.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: I am Earth, You're just dirt Earth's core.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just multi over here. Yeah, you're what's worse,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: what's like below?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Blue collar?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Just no collar? Yeah, homeless. Yeah, you're on the dole.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: I'm yankee with no brim dole.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are a yankie with no brimm.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I waiting lines all the time, dude, did you wait
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: in line? Because I never go anywhere whe there's a line.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: If there's a line, I'm like, okay, let's go somewhere
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: else exactly.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. There was a line here, so
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I tried to go somewhere else.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: And then they just like call your eye.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: No I was. I was at the other place, and
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: they were like, get the funk back over here, legend.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: We have a fucking we have a bowling lane for
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: you with the owner. Jeez, here's some Pacifico. Fucking suck
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: this back. We want you on stage. We need you
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: fucking rile on This crowd up.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: Must have been nice. You guys all got to hang out.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: It was nice.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really nice.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I was asleep.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know why which I got invited you.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, first off, he definitely did invite invited you. You
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: just weren't mad until you found out I was with
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Ron h No. I was like, and I appreciate that
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: you got mad after that, I was not mad.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: And you were like, you're gonna are you gonna come out?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I just got home from Nashville,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: so I was like, probably not. But if you told
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: me what the plans were, Bro, I would have gone,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, just kidding. I definitely it's probably for the
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: best that I didn't go. Yeah, I fell asleep as
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: soon as I got home.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Really, no, dexter, even they're working the boy too hard.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I know he's fucking squeezing them out. He's pooped.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: I know, Bro, that.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Minnesota, that Minnesota cold, that'll fucking take it out of you, dude.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, I didn't mind the Minnesota cold Nashville when
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: I got When I got there, dude, it was like
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: seventy five.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your body must have been a show. Amazing.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: And then the next day I go out and I've
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: got like pants and a T shirt on. It's fucking
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: like thirty degrees outside. I had to go back in
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: and get a jacket.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how weather's different in different parts of the
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: United States.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: No, dude, I'm saying that. In Nashville it was like
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: seventy five the first day and then it was in
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: the thirties the next day.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Yeah that's global warming, bro, Yeah, I should
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: look at I don't think so. I don't believe any
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: of that shit. We're actually still in the middle of
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: an ice age. You know, Greta Thunberg's born on the
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: same day as Writtenhouse, No way same year.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: What I didn't know Greta Thunberg was only Greta Thunberg
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: was only eighteen.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: She's a legend. What did she do? She killed someone? No,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: she she had like some kind of like lunch program
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Or No, she was buying bear bottoms.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: She bought the most bare bottoms of anybody ever, and
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: she like single handedly fed an entire school of children.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: I think she trademarked global warming.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're trying to anytime someone says global warming, Greta
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Thunberg gets paid forty five million dollars.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're trying to get uhret Greta Thunberg and Kyle
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Rittenhouse on the.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Pod just have a good old fashioned debate. Yeah, debates
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: like a round table or just a square table though, one, two, three,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: four of us and we just saw fucking scream over
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: each other until we feel heard. Yeah. I just want
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: to feel heard badly.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: I want to feel heard. Bro, Well, you're not gonna
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: the Writtenhouse. He found out a way to be heard.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: He found a way to get his message across, and
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: that's what makes him different. He's probably gonna have a
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: pretty good college, Jessa.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: He's his whole life is gonna suck. Yeah, his entire
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: until the day he dies. His life is gonna suck. Yeah,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: no doubt in my mind.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, can you like, so, so he's proven innocent.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't kill anyone.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: No, but like so but like so like obviously like
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: yeah he killed people, but like so does that mean
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: that like he can't like if he goes to apply
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: to a job and they're like, oh, you're Kyle Rittenhouse,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: they can't legally not hire him because it's.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Illegal to not hire Kyle Rittenhouse. No, but like it's
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: illegal to not hire written now let me say that again.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: No, but like he can't, like he can't have that
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: be held against him because he has no charges.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Right, the money that he made from all his sponsorships.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Isn't going to change his life, but it's gonna make
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: the fall easier. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: I was just thinking, like, how much can it affect
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: his life if he was proven innocent. I guess it
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: can affect his life quite a bit because who is Lily?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Who's Lidy?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Who killed her baby? Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony, like she's
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: fucked George Zimmerman. But isn't Casey Anthony like busting it
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: open on OnlyFans or some shit like that.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: No, no Ah, No she's not.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: She might be. She might have a podcast. I think
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: that is how long you.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Think it'll be a four written house? That's a podcast.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I mean he's a little fucker.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: You see the pictures of him with the with the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Proud Boys, Oh yeah, yeah, he's a little fun. He's
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: a little fucker.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Dude. He is big time.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: He's a salime ball, like he was like, oh dude,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: those pictures were crazy, dude.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: But I also think that he got more negative publicity
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: for crying ugly than for killing those people.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: Those cry crying videos was crazy.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: It made me never want to go go and cry
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: publicly because my shit's uglier. Than him. Like, if that's
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: how he's getting canceled for his ugly cry, I would
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: get destroyed for how ugly cry.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: But my cry is not even nearly that ugly.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: No, you're cute when you cry. Dude.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: That was the ugliest cry I've ever seen.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely he had. I heard that he like
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: flew in, uh Brad Pitt's acting coach to just like
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: teach him how to fucking get a sweet ass cry.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: To get. The way that he fell over was also hilarious.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: That was crazy.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: I mean it's so stage.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: It looked like he dropped through a trap door. Dude.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: It wasn't like a fall of Like if you fall
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: like that, you're like your like knees go down first,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: your hands up.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: He just like straight up just like collapsed. You see.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: The signed it to a different dimension. The judges ringtone.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It was American.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: It was the Trump inauguration song, wasn't it?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was the theme song from Birth
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: of a Nation. Here's the Dexter theme song.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: Dude, I was thinking about it in a way, like
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: Kyle So, Kyle Rotenhouse killed that pedophile. Yeah, do a
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: little bit of a dexter move. Oh you're so right,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: you think he was on the list, Like that's a
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: little bit of a dexter move.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, that's a good eye. Actually, does Rittenhouse
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: make his own list?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: That would be crazy if he just went somewhere again
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: and just started killing more people.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Like if he had a formula and he keeps on
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: like plugging names into the formula and it spits out
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: his own name.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: He's like, this isn't right. I have to kill myself now.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: There wasn't any like riots or anything. Did you guys
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: see any.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Because the fucking yes there was, right when media would
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: have fucking cover drove a truck through one last night?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Oh that was that? I thought.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: I thought that was just a random occurrence.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: You think someone was just driving a truck through a crowd.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: I mean that happen.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: It used to happen.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Remember when there used to just be like terrorist attacks
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: like all the time, good old days. No, there was
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: it was crazy people just be driving.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Their cars through shit. Did that happen all though?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: That was when the big arcadom was like well and uh,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: and people want to take away guns? How would we
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: take away cars too? I don't remember I just remember
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: it was it was around the same time period where
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: Casey Nistatt lived in New York, because I remember it
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: was like right near his house.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Casey Nicstat was like making Nike videos about cars, d
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: a crowd.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: Video on it, and he was like, my family's in there, Nike,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: you don't need to his family live like his family
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: lived like ten miles away. And he's like boosted boarding
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: under the yellow tape.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Really like, literally, oh my god, he's the goat? Is he?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: He is?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: He just followed me on Twitter the other day.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I haven't damned him yet, but I'm going
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: to love he actually is an ugly goat. He is
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: a goat.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: His dude, his playing videos are so good. Plane I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: love those plane playing videos. I didn't see them where
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: he's like he's like, this is what a seven hundred
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars plane ticket looks like? Oh, and he just
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: like like he's just like in a fucking like hotel
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: room on a plane.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: That is crazy that he turned that into his like content.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Oh he was getting paid for that, yeah yeah, it's
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: not like nothing was coming out of pocket now, he
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: was just getting paid for ye.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: Well, that's what mister Beast does that too, Like his
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: content is, oh, I spent fifty million on a squid
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: game set the mister Beast.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen that meme that was like mister
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: Beast like replies and it's just someone with like dropping
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: their whole social Security number and shit, have you ever
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: looked at the replies on mister Beast's like Twitter.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: No, all of it is just like yo, what's up?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Like, hey man, I know this is really annoying, but like.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: I could really use some money.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: My dog ate my mom last night and my dad's
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: in the hospital, and like we really and then they
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: just like drop like all of their personal information, like
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: their address, and just find a way to give me
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: so money, find a way to get.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Me money, dude. I love when I saw mister Beast
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: did this quick games thing. I also saw that like
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Chrissy t Gan did.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: A single person did it okay, but did recently.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Right, But everybody's just like they totally didn't get the
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: point of the show. It's like the point of the
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: show was to be entertaining. Like it's not like Chrissy
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Teagan is allowed to fucking have a fucking party. There
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: was just like the biggest losers online being like, can
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Chrissy Teagan just be normal for one fucking second?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate Christy Teagan, but I will agree with
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: you it is weird.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: It's just so just anything that she does, anything she does,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: She's like got to the point where she's so hated
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: that like the pendulum is gonna start swinging the other
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: other way because like Christy t Goan'll like eat a
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: fucking like dollop of yogurt and they'll be like, think
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: of the fucking cows that.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the win the wine one was crazy when they
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: were like what happened? She was like craziest dinner experience.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: We accidentally bought a two million dollar bottle of wine
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: like a laughing emoji, and everyone was like this money
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: would literally change my fucking life.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I hate you.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: The what really turned me off from Chrissy Teagan was
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: when Biden was was when Biden was inaugurated, and like
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: Chrissy Tgan and was it.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: John Mayer maybe Legend John Legend is John Legend her husband?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Is it Mayor or Legend Legend is her husband?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, John Legend. It was Christy Hegan and John Legend
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: for like driving through like fucking somewhere or wherever they live,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: and they're just like hanging out their windows like waving
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: to people like they were just inaugurated.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is this? But people
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: won't be happy until Christy Tagan is like in full poverty.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Like there's no there's no move that Chrissy Taguan can
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: make that people are gonna be like, oh sweet.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Didn't she like make her like made dress up for
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: during quarantine with like like the like the old like
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: gas Like remember when Vibs had that old gas mask. Yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: like he made like she like made her like made
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: dress up like that or something for like a Twitter maketure.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: But I mean, do you think I bet her maid
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: was into it? Do you think her maid was into it? No?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: We're really on crunch time right now though, because the
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: cameras are gonna die.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get these.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: I feel we're just getting on a roll.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Patreon, Yeah, you just describe Patreon this the Patreon.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: It's only fifty bucks a month.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Make sure you guys buy our merch this weekend specifically
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: because it's gonna be cheap, and also also buy before then.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and in her merch bonus Dave's gonna turn his
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: hatred from Lebron to us if you don't, if you
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: don't buy our merch, and he will fucking have us
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: publicly executed.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that hats sick. It is a sick hat had it.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of light.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: I did numbies.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: It did umies, not this, not let his video numbies.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: Well, I just figure about how many two million likes?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, two million likes, ten million views? That's crazy? Is
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: that you're most liked? I think so.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: I've never even hit a million before on TikTok. What Yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: that's not true as it is, I swear to god. Bro,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: most I ever got was the barbecue video and that
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: got like nine hundred and sixty thousand views likes.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I've.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: Never hit a million likes. And I don't really want
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: to either.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Dude. If you want to supplement your income, just get
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: back into the TikTok game.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: I don't want to get back in the TikTok game.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Why it's a hack?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Bro? And have you listened to Gary Vee talk about
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: the shit? Yeah, because that'll change your fucking opinion. Instagram
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: had this fucking moment where Instagram was the thing that
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: was getting all these influencers, and now all the influencers
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: over at Instagram are pissed off because it's a fucking
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: eighteen to twenty four month window where TikTok's going to
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: be able to transcend and take you to the fucking
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: place where you want to be, and after that's going
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: to be something else.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: Broh, TikTok is just a way to get a bunch
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: of followers. Download Dad, Chad. That's where the future is.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: That's actually true, all right, Thanks you for listening, Thanks
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: you guys for listening to you.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Guys all have a good Thanksgiving. If I get murdered into,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: don't need.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Too much turkey, and we'll figure out our episode next week.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Peace. Peace,