Latest / Opie & Carl / Sage, Schizophrenia & The Naked Cowboy: Opie & Carl Storm Times Square
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Boopy radio bomb bump bump, bump, bump bomb bomb.
- 0:07Speaker 2: What's going on? Everybody?
- 0:09Speaker 3: How are you?
- 0:10Speaker 1: I find myself just outside Times Square walking up to
- 0:15Speaker 1: a building I know very very well.
- 0:18Speaker 4: Uh we're talking about uh serious exam, Satelli Radio.
- 0:25Speaker 1: I should go inside and see if they'll let me
- 0:28Speaker 1: go upstairs.
- 0:30Speaker 2: All is forgiven, All is forgiven.
- 0:34Speaker 1: I could at least walk across the lobby, can I?
- 0:37Speaker 5: I think I could do that.
- 0:39Speaker 3: I think I could do that.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Taking a chance, and I'm gonna run into some.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Some old faces.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Some would be very happy to see me, and others
- 0:50Speaker 1: not so much.
- 0:52Speaker 3: How are you, sir?
- 0:55Speaker 2: I'm good.
- 0:56Speaker 5: The security guard's laughing at me.
- 0:58Speaker 2: The words out he was laughing though he was laughing.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Gave me a nice high though.
- 1:06Speaker 2: But that would change if I was trying to go through.
- 1:11Speaker 4: Uh.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Let's see going out the other door near Fox here.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Fox News paparazzi are hanging outside here. That usually means
- 1:24Speaker 1: he's a big star up at sirius exam there he is.
- 1:29Speaker 1: You recognize me like three minutes ago, and you want
- 1:31Speaker 1: me to walk around like a fool.
- 1:36Speaker 3: That's victory. I'm about to crush you. On Instagram you're
- 1:48Speaker 3: cars the Cuban.
- 1:50Speaker 5: What's going on?
- 1:50Speaker 3: Man? I scored us the table. You see that?
- 1:53Speaker 2: I see that, dude.
- 1:54Speaker 1: I walked right through the lobby and one of the
- 1:57Speaker 1: security guys he looks at me and just starts laughing.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Let's just keep walking through the lobby until we.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Run into some man.
- 2:07Speaker 6: That's that's that's I'm Latin. What's wrong with twice? I
- 2:10Speaker 6: get maced and taste you'll they'll laugh at you.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Why don't we go on the other side.
- 2:14Speaker 3: That's where all the people come out.
- 2:15Speaker 5: Sure if you saw me walking.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Around with this thing, and you wouldn't even fucking say hi,
- 2:19Speaker 1: I just fucking.
- 2:20Speaker 3: Stared at you with your nonsense.
- 2:23Speaker 2: All right, we're going back into the serious extent.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Building. Used to work here.
- 2:29Speaker 2: I used to work here.
- 2:33Speaker 3: I used to work here. Well, your full spectrum.
- 2:35Speaker 2: I used to work here.
- 2:36Speaker 3: You shining like a Christmas.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Come on, man, let's go through.
- 2:40Speaker 3: No, we're not gonna Let's go upstairs in the elevators.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Go upstairs in the elevator. Why hope, Yeah, forget nuts.
- 2:47Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now, I'm gonna have to take
- 2:49Speaker 3: you down.
- 2:50Speaker 5: You're gonna take me down.
- 2:51Speaker 6: I'm literally gonna neck punch you, and then I really
- 2:54Speaker 6: don't want to neck paunch you.
- 2:55Speaker 3: Now, what's going on? Money?
- 2:57Speaker 2: How are you?
- 2:57Speaker 3: Carluez? Good? Long week?
- 2:59Speaker 2: How was that Zona?
- 3:00Speaker 3: It was incredible? Yeah? I had a lot of fun.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Yeah what were you doing out there?
- 3:05Speaker 3: So you were at a cooking event. Uh it's called
- 3:08Speaker 3: lunch and learn where you teach people, uh how to uh,
- 3:12Speaker 3: how to make food. It's just like food fans and
- 3:14Speaker 3: it sold out. It was sold out, which was all sace.
- 3:16Speaker 3: You know what I mean. That's going good for me.
- 3:20Speaker 3: I was nervous, Like that's the firston. You get nervous.
- 3:22Speaker 3: And when they put you on a marquee like that.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Means you got a empty room.
- 3:27Speaker 3: No, you're worried once like once they're like we're at capacity.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Then I'm then I'm.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Oh, if you're on a marquee and then you walk
- 3:32Speaker 1: in and there's no one there, it's like.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Your mom like kill it, son, kill it.
- 3:41Speaker 1: That would suck.
- 3:41Speaker 3: Oh my god. I've been there. Yeah, I've been there.
- 3:44Speaker 3: But it was good.
- 3:45Speaker 7: And uh, I gotta tell you a lot of a
- 3:49Speaker 7: lot of women listening to the podcast, A lot of
- 3:52Speaker 7: women there from the podcast, really this one lady goes,
- 3:56Speaker 7: so I hear you like older women.
- 3:58Speaker 6: I'm like, right off, right off the bat like I
- 4:01Speaker 6: was doing the meat and green Like, so I hear
- 4:04Speaker 6: you like older women.
- 4:05Speaker 3: I said, what's your name? You're just like chen. I
- 4:06Speaker 3: go first, stand over there.
- 4:07Speaker 5: I'll be with you.
- 4:10Speaker 3: He knows, Sam getting through my fingers.
- 4:16Speaker 2: And then what happened? Anything you could talk about?
- 4:18Speaker 3: I could talk about some stuff. I met this one girl.
- 4:21Speaker 5: Hubba hubba, hubba hubba.
- 4:24Speaker 6: It's been a while since I like, like had a
- 4:27Speaker 6: hot girl.
- 4:28Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Sometimes I do. I do
- 4:29Speaker 3: a lot of repping and a lot of fringe lately.
- 4:31Speaker 3: You know what I mean, which.
- 4:33Speaker 6: Is like it's like alcohol, Like you enjoyed what you're doing,
- 4:35Speaker 6: but the next morning you're depressed.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Like I'm like taking crying game showers, you know what. I'm like,
- 4:42Speaker 3: Oh god, I wish she had eyes. I can't believe it,
- 4:46Speaker 3: but oh my god. You know but this was this
- 4:50Speaker 3: was a ten, literally a ten demos.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Oh shit, he works a serious exam.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks like, what's up?
- 4:59Speaker 8: Man?
- 4:59Speaker 2: Say how hi man?
- 5:00Speaker 3: This this is what I do.
- 5:02Speaker 2: This is demos.
- 5:03Speaker 8: Hey man, Carl pledged to me. I love this guy.
- 5:05Speaker 8: You I worked together the way beginning, beginning, beginning.
- 5:08Speaker 4: He does a bunch of shifts on all sorts of
- 5:11Speaker 4: music channels for serious six am.
- 5:12Speaker 5: It's fun. Yeah, what are you up to this? I know,
- 5:15Speaker 5: I figure. I love that you're out here.
- 5:19Speaker 3: You know what.
- 5:19Speaker 5: I've been fire from here too, if you remember. It
- 5:21Speaker 5: brought me back. Yeah, remember I left for like eight
- 5:22Speaker 5: nine years something like that.
- 5:23Speaker 2: I wrote a thank you email to Scott Greenstein.
- 5:27Speaker 5: That's cool.
- 5:28Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, we'll see what happens.
- 5:30Speaker 5: I was gonna say, maybe.
- 5:31Speaker 3: It took a year, but they did the right thing
- 5:33Speaker 3: in the n let's just put it that way.
- 5:34Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Word up there about me?
- 5:37Speaker 5: Nothing? I haven't heard much.
- 5:38Speaker 8: I mean, I'll mean to be like a dick, but
- 5:39Speaker 8: I'm just telling the truth that I haven't heard much good.
- 5:41Speaker 5: I don't see much. I don't see much. You know.
- 5:45Speaker 8: There's no more poster and things like that got rid
- 5:47Speaker 8: of the post. Actually the Gluden Norton's face over your joking, but.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Well it took everything else. You might as well take
- 5:54Speaker 3: my poster right tomorrow.
- 5:56Speaker 5: But they know, you know it is. It's always a
- 5:58Speaker 5: lot of creativity, a lot of good people up there.
- 6:00Speaker 5: But you know, I definitely miss seeing you around. And uh,
- 6:03Speaker 5: we've always had a good time together all these years,
- 6:04Speaker 5: all these stations.
- 6:06Speaker 8: But you know, when I was eighteen years old, they
- 6:07Speaker 8: would put me on and they would make fun of
- 6:09Speaker 8: me and you and know You and A would you Wanda.
- 6:11Speaker 5: Always make fun and I was like, oh those guys
- 6:13Speaker 5: and I had no idea. It was just fun radio.
- 6:16Speaker 8: And you guys always went when I was having problems
- 6:17Speaker 8: with kay Rock, Yeah, came through for me when it
- 6:19Speaker 8: really mattered.
- 6:20Speaker 3: I tried.
- 6:20Speaker 5: I totally know you did, because.
- 6:22Speaker 8: They offered me the job at any w and care
- 6:24Speaker 8: Rocks and no, no, you're not going away. Yeah, and
- 6:26Speaker 8: so you know you saved my ass on that, so
- 6:27Speaker 8: I always appreciate it. You hear this, Carl, I'm it's
- 6:30Speaker 8: all fake.
- 6:31Speaker 5: It's all fake. He's like, I'm on Instagram. You can
- 6:33Speaker 5: have music to Instagram. Now, I'm not awesome. Oh yeah,
- 6:36Speaker 5: every we look for it's not there. Good luck with
- 6:39Speaker 5: the most good scene, all right. I hope to see
- 6:41Speaker 5: you upstairs. Yeah.
- 6:42Speaker 3: Nice to meet someone with a job.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:44Speaker 1: I mean I could talk to it for another time,
- 6:46Speaker 1: but if you're sitting with me, that's not a good thing.
- 6:48Speaker 5: You know it's not a good thing.
- 6:51Speaker 3: That's a cool dude.
- 6:52Speaker 2: He's all right, we got you.
- 6:54Speaker 3: Be like that. I'm cool, bro, I'm cool spy. I
- 6:57Speaker 3: love you, man, But we gotta talk about what you
- 6:59Speaker 3: got us. Stop walking around with fucking plastic bags. It
- 7:02Speaker 3: looks crazy.
- 7:02Speaker 2: This is my my jubilee.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Uh, this is my supermarket bag.
- 7:07Speaker 3: I know, but it's just not a good look.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Yeah, but I had all this stuff I got to carry.
- 7:10Speaker 3: You get a fanny packer, suck.
- 7:12Speaker 2: I got my I got my lis, I got my
- 7:14Speaker 2: hat glasses.
- 7:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 7:15Speaker 1: People think I wear a hat because I got hair
- 7:16Speaker 1: plugs or I'm losing my hair, but that's not true.
- 7:19Speaker 2: I just like wearing the hat.
- 7:20Speaker 9: I got my cool ray band. This is what's gonna
- 7:24Speaker 9: bother you though. No, is that tied up siege. Get
- 7:30Speaker 9: that away from you. O. I'm about to fill that bunch.
- 7:32Speaker 3: Why what are you? Are you gonna burn sage today?
- 7:35Speaker 3: Does shaman tell you to come here for your spirits?
- 7:38Speaker 2: Does shaman told me talk to.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Me slow like I'm about to murder you.
- 7:43Speaker 2: You love my shop?
- 7:44Speaker 3: Thing that you say now fucking counts for everything. This
- 7:47Speaker 3: is for all the marbles. It's talk slow, motherfucker because
- 7:51Speaker 3: it's about to rain. You.
- 7:53Speaker 2: Look, it looks like a joint.
- 7:56Speaker 3: It looks like a cheech and charming trackop. You have
- 7:59Speaker 3: tied up siege, Yeah from the shama. Yeah, in a
- 8:02Speaker 3: plastic bag. Find of series. What are you up to?
- 8:05Speaker 1: Well, we might be going into an abandoned building in Brooklyn, right.
- 8:09Speaker 1: The shaman said, you know you gotta like this to
- 8:11Speaker 1: respect the energy in there, the spirits.
- 8:14Speaker 10: So I got one for me, don't even show me,
- 8:18Speaker 10: and one for you.
- 8:20Speaker 6: I'm gonna say you on fire to respect silence. Back
- 8:24Speaker 6: in the bag around with shaman.
- 8:26Speaker 5: Toys me and you.
- 8:28Speaker 6: Bro, looks I'm not touching it, So that's bolly cursed
- 8:34Speaker 6: or something.
- 8:35Speaker 3: Why don't you touching my my sage? I come from Cuba.
- 8:38Speaker 1: Smell right, magic people turn into leopards over there and
- 8:40Speaker 1: smell it.
- 8:41Speaker 3: I don't say smells.
- 8:42Speaker 6: It smells nice, right, decorated chef, Now put that back
- 8:45Speaker 6: in your homeless back what a US Asian cooking?
- 8:48Speaker 3: No, I don't know, of course we did.
- 8:50Speaker 5: I don't know what do you?
- 8:51Speaker 4: Oh?
- 8:52Speaker 2: You put it on like uh meat chicken fowl? Yeah,
- 8:56Speaker 2: And then.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I got this too for us here The Love Podcasting
- 9:02Speaker 1: they don't.
- 9:03Speaker 3: They always know.
- 9:05Speaker 2: They're like, there you go.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Put just put this in your pocket for the rest
- 9:10Speaker 3: of the day. I'm not putting your fucking glitter rocks
- 9:13Speaker 3: in my pocket. Put what faith ass fucking gold rocks
- 9:17Speaker 3: are those?
- 9:17Speaker 2: You're not fake? Feel how happy they you?
- 9:19Speaker 3: I'm not touching it. What is it?
- 9:20Speaker 6: You've gotta respect, Respect who you're You're eighty dollars an hour, Shoman.
- 9:24Speaker 3: This is a scam of biblical proportion.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Which one you want? I got three.
- 9:31Speaker 3: Gets jettisoned out into space.
- 9:33Speaker 1: One for you, and then you know, if like Sharad
- 9:36Speaker 1: or someone else comes to me, I got will take
- 9:38Speaker 1: all three of them.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Small world comedy, give them to him, leave me alone.
- 9:41Speaker 2: You know he's gonna take my stage.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Of course, he'll take anything you'll give him, because I'll
- 9:45Speaker 1: hollow it out and put some marijuana in it.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Well, that's really nice to the dead. That's a nice respect.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Just get high with the dead people.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Nobody got this this. You still got to save the back.
- 9:55Speaker 3: I'll hold your fucking Texas instrument speaking spell.
- 9:58Speaker 11: You're too you're too close to mic Joey Joey uh
- 10:04Speaker 11: huh please yeah.
- 10:06Speaker 3: Send Opie to a mental.
- 10:07Speaker 6: Hospital, trying to talk based on com He's walking around
- 10:10Speaker 6: with spittle in his mouth.
- 10:14Speaker 12: Too close to MICUs comes with age, Carl.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Proper distance, proper distance.
- 10:19Speaker 12: Now, please stay focused. He's trying to board up his show.
- 10:22Speaker 3: When you do it like this, I can understand why
- 10:25Speaker 3: some people hate you.
- 10:29Speaker 5: Why do you think I do it?
- 10:32Speaker 3: You don't think you enjoyed. You know you enjoy making people.
- 10:35Speaker 3: It's just you don't think comfortably angry.
- 10:37Speaker 5: You don't think I'm aware. Why do you think I did?
- 10:44Speaker 2: That guy has schizophrenia. You want to talk to him?
- 10:47Speaker 1: No, I don't want to talk to you want to
- 10:48Speaker 1: talk to schizophrenia.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Gotcha.
- 10:56Speaker 2: The haters are already going with your your spectrum ship.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Now now I guess I have autism.
- 11:01Speaker 5: That's the lay tot.
- 11:02Speaker 3: I have autism.
- 11:02Speaker 5: It's a cool disease.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell, let's walk to the lobby again. Now,
- 11:07Speaker 2: why you did the lobby?
- 11:08Speaker 3: The lobby was uncomfortable. Yeah, I didn't like it. And
- 11:10Speaker 3: the security's already looking at me, not you. I'm walking
- 11:13Speaker 3: around with a cat shut doutcro snoopers to come get
- 11:15Speaker 3: and teased.
- 11:16Speaker 2: I don't understand this shirt.
- 11:18Speaker 3: It's cats, it's kittens.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And they're hanging out on.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Corn corn on the cop two delicious things and what's
- 11:23Speaker 1: this popcorn?
- 11:25Speaker 3: Yeah, because then it turns into pop space.
- 11:26Speaker 5: Oh, duh, duh, okay, I got it.
- 11:30Speaker 10: Oh.
- 11:30Speaker 3: I went to uh send me the bul Girvano's restaurant,
- 11:32Speaker 3: the one that he got locked up in. Really yeah,
- 11:35Speaker 3: was it out there selling sous? We had the giant
- 11:37Speaker 3: ecstasy ring run by the fbhid.
- 11:39Speaker 5: That's right of his extasy.
- 11:40Speaker 2: What do you mean run by the FBI.
- 11:42Speaker 6: The way that it works is, you know he's under
- 11:44Speaker 6: Once you're under federal protection as an informant, the local
- 11:48Speaker 6: cops can't touch you because once they they start to
- 11:50Speaker 6: investigate you, you hit a firewall where it's like, no,
- 11:53Speaker 6: he's under federal protection. So Sammy, being very smart, he
- 11:58Speaker 6: took that that time that he was through that umbrella
- 12:00Speaker 6: and started a straight up king empire in Arizona.
- 12:05Speaker 3: And he was running it out of this restaurant called sALS.
- 12:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 12:09Speaker 3: So I went go to the front desk and go,
- 12:12Speaker 3: seem me here. The guy goes fucking I had to say,
- 12:18Speaker 3: was it rat?
- 12:19Speaker 1: I'm sure that was in the first time that I'm
- 12:21Speaker 1: sure every third person, So then why did they finally
- 12:26Speaker 1: feel like they had to shut him down there.
- 12:27Speaker 2: I think it got so big.
- 12:30Speaker 6: That the DA just went over somebody's head and they
- 12:32Speaker 6: district they just pinned him and said, look, we got it.
- 12:34Speaker 3: This guy was literally killing people I could get Wow.
- 12:38Speaker 2: So he's he's locked up for life.
- 12:40Speaker 6: Right, he's so stupid, you know what I mean, Like
- 12:41Speaker 6: for the what for to to get to get who?
- 12:44Speaker 6: You know what I mean, Like they flipped Sammy for
- 12:47Speaker 6: what to get to get what's his name?
- 12:50Speaker 3: The man got Gotti, John Gotti. Ye Sammy or sam
- 12:53Speaker 3: who's one hundred times worse than Godi. So they, you know,
- 12:56Speaker 3: they let this fucking maniac free, right, and they got Gotty,
- 13:00Speaker 3: who died in jail a couple of years.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Anyway, Well he was the I mean, not the figure head,
- 13:03Speaker 2: he was the main boss.
- 13:05Speaker 1: So that looked good for everybody that he got John
- 13:08Speaker 1: Gotti off the street.
- 13:09Speaker 3: I personally got he was a family man.
- 13:10Speaker 2: I personally liked John Gotti. I liked what he did
- 13:13Speaker 2: for the neighborhood.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Really nice, dude.
- 13:15Speaker 2: I'm We've talked about it. I'm a huge fan of
- 13:18Speaker 2: mafia people in general in general.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Everything nice and tight.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Yes, you know, I mean, you know, and then one
- 13:25Speaker 2: wrong move and then you know.
- 13:26Speaker 3: If they don't kill anybody except themselves.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Right, But it was my experience over the years a
- 13:31Speaker 2: caddied for a bunch of those guys. They were way
- 13:33Speaker 2: nicer than the straight laced guys.
- 13:35Speaker 3: Great guys.
- 13:36Speaker 4: I kind of don't like being here either, because we
- 13:39Speaker 4: had good times here. We would do our radio show
- 13:41Speaker 4: upstairs and then we would sit right over there. Remember,
- 13:43Speaker 4: we would do another hour for ourselves on the outside
- 13:47Speaker 4: the building.
- 13:47Speaker 3: That was fun, right, It was a ball So you
- 13:50Speaker 3: they remember me, Chris.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Over there, Chris ud Stefan. Yeah, yeah, well Chris, but.
- 13:56Speaker 6: He has zero ability to order any restaurant that doesn't
- 13:59Speaker 6: have on the menu like it had. Like literally, I
- 14:03Speaker 6: looked at him and he's sweating trying to figure out
- 14:06Speaker 6: the menu and doesn't want to ask me what things
- 14:08Speaker 6: are because he knows I'm gonna say something crazy.
- 14:10Speaker 3: So he's just struggling. It was like life, life altering
- 14:14Speaker 3: fro him. I'm like, and I'm just point, I go,
- 14:16Speaker 3: that's shrimp cocktails.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Okay, I'll get back because it.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Was written in French.
- 14:21Speaker 6: And he's just he's sitting there and he's drinking like
- 14:24Speaker 6: a rum punch, like he ordered the first drink on
- 14:26Speaker 6: the drink, but he didn't want to deal with the
- 14:28Speaker 6: anxiety of actually making a choice.
- 14:31Speaker 2: You were describing Chris perfectly.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 14:33Speaker 1: And we're talking about Oceana, which is right over there.
- 14:35Speaker 2: It's a great restaurant. That's where we did the whole
- 14:37Speaker 2: jazz it up thing.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we did.
- 14:40Speaker 1: And it's funny when I go out to dinner with
- 14:41Speaker 1: you and the waitress looks at me and goes, what
- 14:44Speaker 1: will you have? I go, he's ordering for us, which
- 14:47Speaker 1: is kind of embarrassing. I'm not gonna lie to you
- 14:49Speaker 1: because because it's a little uh uh, I told.
- 14:56Speaker 3: You had asked for there go inside somewhere today.
- 15:02Speaker 4: Yeah, but in the end, you always order the right
- 15:07Speaker 4: stuff for the restaurant.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Man. You should have seen me cooking on Arizona.
- 15:12Speaker 5: That was funny.
- 15:13Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna play. Give Carl a choice. We
- 15:16Speaker 2: hang outside Serious next choice, or we talked to the
- 15:20Speaker 2: schizophrenia guy for a minute.
- 15:22Speaker 3: We hang out in Serious six. Really, why don't you
- 15:24Speaker 3: want to talk a fucking stabby as fun He's.
- 15:27Speaker 5: Cool, he's been here forever.
- 15:28Speaker 2: His his stand is right around the corner.
- 15:31Speaker 3: I hear your voice. This is happening. There's nothing I
- 15:35Speaker 3: can do.
- 15:36Speaker 2: Look, he's given he's given directions to it. An invisible person.
- 15:40Speaker 3: Right, rainbow ship like this. I'm gonna have to take
- 15:43Speaker 3: it down.
- 15:43Speaker 1: These people like me man, because no one else talks.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that.
- 15:48Speaker 1: That's pushing it. But his stand is around the corner.
- 15:50Speaker 1: I've never seen him sell a picture, not one.
- 15:53Speaker 3: You know what have in that stand. He doesn't have
- 15:55Speaker 3: sage bundles and space rocks. He's actually sataner than you are.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Bro Man, put it there, you go.
- 16:03Speaker 3: You really do have these things? Did he give you
- 16:05Speaker 3: these things? No?
- 16:08Speaker 4: Why are you.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Waving at who's he talking to?
- 16:11Speaker 3: He's crazy, he's talking to the crazy spirits.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Oh, he feels he feels our energy.
- 16:15Speaker 3: No, he's feeling you waving at him energy? What energy
- 16:20Speaker 3: are you talking about?
- 16:21Speaker 2: He's getting directions though it looks like.
- 16:23Speaker 3: A yoga housewife feeling my he's feeling our energy. Yeah, bro,
- 16:28Speaker 3: there's that energy.
- 16:29Speaker 4: Yo.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Broods, there he goes.
- 16:34Speaker 2: He's he's walking away paranoid.
- 16:35Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, ay, all right, well we're
- 16:39Speaker 1: supposed to go to Westwood One.
- 16:40Speaker 2: You want to go there. Huh, you want to go
- 16:42Speaker 2: to Westwood One?
- 16:43Speaker 3: Go to west Okay, I'll tell you about my Arizona
- 16:45Speaker 3: adventures on the way. We'll talk.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Are you gonna give me a story?
- 16:49Speaker 3: I just got good. I just did something really nice.
- 16:51Speaker 4: What was that?
- 16:53Speaker 3: So there's this there's this chef that I.
- 16:55Speaker 11: Know who is a smoke show and she needs to
- 17:00Speaker 11: trying to get into a restaurant.
- 17:02Speaker 3: And she reached out to me. I said, if I
- 17:04Speaker 3: can get it done, I got it done in fifteen minutes.
- 17:07Speaker 3: She goes, thank you very much. I said, no, thank you?
- 17:10Speaker 2: Drinks drinks xtil?
- 17:13Speaker 3: I wrote back, drink and what she said, okay.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Nice, always be clothing. When we walked to Westwood One,
- 17:19Speaker 2: they built a studio over there for us. I want
- 17:21Speaker 2: to go check it out.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Let's do the studio thing today.
- 17:23Speaker 5: All right, let's go.
- 17:26Speaker 3: Look, you go right like a bagnet? What what's up?
- 17:30Speaker 13: Bro?
- 17:31Speaker 2: Can you tell me where Times Square is?
- 17:34Speaker 3: Where?
- 17:35Speaker 2: I think you know that it's over there?
- 17:38Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 17:38Speaker 2: All right, thank you sir.
- 17:39Speaker 5: Have a good day.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Did you see that smile? You look? I know I'm
- 17:43Speaker 3: not looking at it's gonna bite me like that.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Oh now we just locked eyes just locked eyes.
- 17:50Speaker 3: Yeah, now you got them all fucking stir it up.
- 17:53Speaker 5: I got him fired up.
- 17:54Speaker 3: I was gonna eat a cab drive from.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Locked eyes like two rams on the side of them.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Now it was totally let go, like a ram and
- 18:02Speaker 3: a yetty.
- 18:03Speaker 2: This is this is his stand a.
- 18:06Speaker 3: God, you make me so uncomfortable. You really do why.
- 18:11Speaker 3: I mean, I've been in a situations.
- 18:13Speaker 6: Like I've seen dead bodies, I've been in major fights,
- 18:16Speaker 6: I've been in financial problems, I've been nothing makes you
- 18:19Speaker 6: uncomfortable and comfort walking around.
- 18:21Speaker 5: With you and that stupid microphone.
- 18:23Speaker 2: Have you ever been to a salad bar that's open.
- 18:29Speaker 3: I went right between the rims. That dagger.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Pat me to my punchline. I mean, you were talking
- 18:37Speaker 2: about scary places I got.
- 18:39Speaker 6: I went salad bar, but you fucking know, chopped my
- 18:42Speaker 6: head off before I could get sorry.
- 18:44Speaker 2: It was funny.
- 18:46Speaker 5: Oh my god.
- 18:47Speaker 3: My favorite restaurants in New York is up the street.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Which one. It's the Kellogg's Cold Flakes Restaurant. What do
- 18:54Speaker 3: you mean it's just a restaurant.
- 18:55Speaker 2: It's run by Kellogg's.
- 18:56Speaker 3: My favorite restaurant city. I mean, and you can get
- 18:59Speaker 3: you can get all like fruit loops, on and everything.
- 19:03Speaker 3: So I go there, I have breakfast, like a breakfast
- 19:05Speaker 3: cereal where sometimes I'll have like a like a frosted
- 19:08Speaker 3: flake shape that they make there. Yeah, and then I'll
- 19:10Speaker 3: go across the street to the Eminem store and crush it.
- 19:14Speaker 2: The Eminem store has.
- 19:15Speaker 3: Almost zero security. I'm literally just eating peanut. Eminem's just
- 19:18Speaker 3: staring at it.
- 19:19Speaker 10: Of course.
- 19:20Speaker 3: Oh it's great. You fill up your baggy a little
- 19:22Speaker 3: bit and little baggy. Oh you don't even go baggy
- 19:24Speaker 3: straight hand. Every everyone's getting Avian, just digging. They got
- 19:30Speaker 3: those giant tubes filled with every color of Eminem. You
- 19:33Speaker 3: can imagine.
- 19:33Speaker 6: One time, the kid next to me looks at me,
- 19:36Speaker 6: little kid, and he sees me opening a little stiggott Yeah,
- 19:39Speaker 6: and I look at him.
- 19:39Speaker 3: I give him a wink of approval, like, got ahead, son,
- 19:42Speaker 3: he just opened the yellow one for M, and M's
- 19:45Speaker 3: all over the nice in the middle of the street.
- 19:48Speaker 3: It's New York, baby, you're getting hit by yourself.
- 19:50Speaker 5: A New York baby.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Let's go this way.
- 19:54Speaker 2: I know where a few more freaks are.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Oh, I know you do. This is what you're like,
- 19:58Speaker 3: the free whisper. I'm not gonna lie to you.
- 20:01Speaker 2: The schizophrenia.
- 20:02Speaker 5: Guy kind of scared me.
- 20:04Speaker 12: What was it?
- 20:04Speaker 3: His metal jagged teeth and his fallen angel wings with
- 20:08Speaker 3: daggers in.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Him might have been the distant look he game me.
- 20:12Speaker 3: He was looking right through me. He was on another dimension.
- 20:15Speaker 3: That guy. He was on a marshmallow waterfall when you
- 20:18Speaker 3: were talking to him.
- 20:19Speaker 5: Bro, I got the moon rocks in my pocket.
- 20:20Speaker 3: Though. We're good what they are?
- 20:22Speaker 2: We're good man?
- 20:23Speaker 3: What is that shaman doing here?
- 20:25Speaker 5: We're good man?
- 20:27Speaker 3: It's not healthy. Ope, you gotta stay away from that guy.
- 20:32Speaker 5: Oh New York City.
- 20:35Speaker 13: It comes no apparent the fucking reason he just turets
- 20:40Speaker 13: out Tourett's out wowsers.
- 20:49Speaker 3: All you need, all you need is one skittish tourist.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Why do you give you a karate chopping?
- 20:55Speaker 2: Why would you wish that on me?
- 20:57Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not wishing it on you. I'm telling
- 20:58Speaker 3: you what's gonna happen. It's not a wish hip. The
- 21:01Speaker 3: olive garden pumping?
- 21:05Speaker 5: Why why?
- 21:06Speaker 3: Because no, no, no, no no.
- 21:08Speaker 2: This is something I've talked about many, many times.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Living in New York.
- 21:11Speaker 10: You got all these tourists, right, They spent good money
- 21:14Speaker 10: to come to New York on a vacation for a week, right,
- 21:17Speaker 10: and then when it's time to eat, they go into
- 21:19Speaker 10: Olive Garden or tgif why.
- 21:22Speaker 3: Would you do that? And I'm gonna tell you why.
- 21:24Speaker 3: I'm ready to tell you.
- 21:25Speaker 6: Right, Remember when we were talking of the other podcast
- 21:27Speaker 6: when we were at the pump and I said how.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Restaurants had normal names, so you knew what was going on.
- 21:32Speaker 3: This is exactly why a tourist is already his sensory overlord.
- 21:36Speaker 6: Like, I mean, look at this wave of just lost
- 21:39Speaker 6: humanity here, right, So this is just an ocean of
- 21:42Speaker 6: people that have come here and haven't.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Done no research, so they're intense, were right.
- 21:47Speaker 11: So they're already overwhelmed with like the shitty comedian trying
- 21:51Speaker 11: to give you a ticket to the comedy show, with
- 21:53Speaker 11: all these walking spaces with homeless people trying to grab
- 21:56Speaker 11: at your ankle like they're a little dog, you know
- 21:57Speaker 11: what I mean. So you they look at the restaurants
- 22:00Speaker 11: that are here, that are that are homegrown, and they
- 22:03Speaker 11: have names.
- 22:03Speaker 6: Like Sally's Pumpkin Patch. They don't know they're they're they're terrified.
- 22:08Speaker 6: So Olive Garden, red Lockster, they have the menus in
- 22:11Speaker 6: the window with the prices and you know what it is,
- 22:13Speaker 6: and it's comfortable. These people can't.
- 22:15Speaker 3: If you're in Times Square, you obviously are light on creativity.
- 22:21Speaker 3: I like that.
- 22:22Speaker 5: But they're missing out, man.
- 22:23Speaker 3: New York has so many great places they're missing.
- 22:26Speaker 6: You think they're missing out here, go back and wherever
- 22:28Speaker 6: they live now that's missing out. But they got the
- 22:31Speaker 6: Olive Garden.
- 22:32Speaker 3: This is their stair way to heaven. This is as
- 22:34Speaker 3: good as it gets, you know.
- 22:37Speaker 1: I mean we're now in the hard Times Square And honestly,
- 22:42Speaker 1: ninety ninety percent of these people are tours. So all
- 22:44Speaker 1: the tours are hanging out with other tours.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and they'll never almost like they're not in
- 22:48Speaker 3: New York. They've canceled out New York.
- 22:50Speaker 2: They'll never go out in the village and check.
- 22:52Speaker 3: That shit out. They don't know where the village is.
- 22:54Speaker 2: That's unbelievable to me.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Man, they don't want to go. Oh no, Peaches fell.
- 23:02Speaker 5: You're looking for the tourists.
- 23:03Speaker 3: You literally got tripped up. What do you see here?
- 23:08Speaker 3: There's something that you don't know about here. This is
- 23:11Speaker 3: where some evil ship goes down.
- 23:14Speaker 5: Because in this.
- 23:14Speaker 6: Crush of people, you can move money to one person
- 23:18Speaker 6: another drugs every link. So in the middle of this
- 23:21Speaker 6: wave of stupidity, there's some really bad dudes doing some
- 23:25Speaker 6: really bad No you're not.
- 23:27Speaker 3: No, you're not. No, You're not. No, You're not.
- 23:32Speaker 2: I'm gonna hide.
- 23:33Speaker 5: Why you out?
- 23:33Speaker 2: Naked Cowboy? We've talked before, Hopie, how are you?
- 23:42Speaker 6: Brother?
- 23:42Speaker 2: He was scared because he thought I was gonna be
- 23:44Speaker 2: a dick.
- 23:48Speaker 3: It's still in good shafe, Carl, what's up, brother?
- 23:52Speaker 2: I just want to say, Hi, how are you doing?
- 23:54Speaker 4: Still?
- 23:54Speaker 3: I guess you got into stole the show somewhere.
- 23:56Speaker 2: I talked about you. I was walking through it, I
- 23:58Speaker 2: was podcasting. I got gotta give it to the naked cowboy.
- 24:01Speaker 2: He's still his body's still rocket. This is my twenty
- 24:04Speaker 2: year anniversary coming up.
- 24:05Speaker 7: Really working on a seventy nine thousand dollars statue bronze
- 24:08Speaker 7: just like life size harp, trying to get permanent placement
- 24:12Speaker 7: or at least six months and right all my sponsors.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Ford, is it a possibility that's gonna happen. I'm making
- 24:17Speaker 3: it happen, right, I hope? So right on either way, Yeah,
- 24:20Speaker 3: I'll do it.
- 24:21Speaker 5: At twenty five.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Years, Life's good, you seem happy, Still.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Rock and rolling right. All right, what's the name of
- 24:26Speaker 3: your show, Hopeie Radio, Hopeie Radio.
- 24:28Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm the naked cowboy here on Opie Radio.
- 24:35Speaker 3: I know the outfits questionable, but I ain't a home o.
- 24:41Speaker 5: I love it. Fist. Thanks brother, you can seeing you.
- 24:44Speaker 2: I'll talk to you so up.
- 24:45Speaker 3: Thanks.
- 24:46Speaker 1: He's he was just wiping dandriff off my shirt. I think,
- 24:50Speaker 1: look at this, look at the look at the painted boobs.
- 24:54Speaker 3: That is sloppy, sloppy.
- 24:58Speaker 5: Hey man, we're good brother. I got to love.
- 25:02Speaker 3: I got to love.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Because nice tits?
- 25:09Speaker 4: Is that?
- 25:10Speaker 3: Was that too much? Is that too much?
- 25:13Speaker 2: Young girl?
- 25:13Speaker 3: Is not mad?
- 25:14Speaker 6: Well?
- 25:15Speaker 3: The other one was, I guess.
- 25:16Speaker 2: I guess we got to explain because you can't see this.
- 25:18Speaker 1: We now we walk by the girls that they're topless,
- 25:22Speaker 1: and they're allowed to be topless because their boots.
- 25:24Speaker 5: Are painted up.
- 25:25Speaker 1: And one was really a mess, like just imagine filling
- 25:28Speaker 1: up two water ballowns too much and they're just hanging.
- 25:31Speaker 3: Oh that's the one.
- 25:32Speaker 5: I liked that.
- 25:34Speaker 3: I even waked that and everything.
- 25:36Speaker 5: You know what, I know you're not lying.
- 25:40Speaker 4: At all.
- 25:40Speaker 2: I know you're not lying.
- 25:41Speaker 3: Why we're gonna lie about my emotions?
- 25:45Speaker 15: And they make a four like the Skinny one. Yeah,
- 25:49Speaker 15: she was definitely just like to make a cowboy. And
- 25:52Speaker 15: then and then you you know the the rappers scam, right.
- 25:58Speaker 3: Oh, they give you the c D and then they
- 26:00Speaker 3: tell you to sign it, and then they just corner you.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Well then they're like they ask your name and then
- 26:04Speaker 1: they signed this the CD. Most of the time there's
- 26:08Speaker 1: no rap music on it at all. Oh no, and
- 26:10Speaker 1: then that would be twenty bucks and they're like, I
- 26:14Speaker 1: didn't say I would buy this. And then they're like, look,
- 26:15Speaker 1: I can't sell it now because your name's on it.
- 26:18Speaker 1: It's one of the biggest scams in Times Square.
- 26:21Speaker 6: One of the highest grossing to the highest grossing restaurants
- 26:24Speaker 6: right in this corner car Mines.
- 26:26Speaker 3: Oh, I know, Carmines and Bubba Dumps.
- 26:28Speaker 2: How much does car Mines.
- 26:29Speaker 3: Make a year?
- 26:30Speaker 9: It's gotta be I think it's somewhere north of seventy million,
- 26:33Speaker 9: seventy million a year.
- 26:35Speaker 3: I don't quote me, I'll google it later.
- 26:38Speaker 12: No, let's not quote you. Let's fact check right now.
- 26:40Speaker 12: With all due respect to car Mines, and of course
- 26:43Speaker 12: you chef. While it's certainly among the top grossing restaurants
- 26:47Speaker 12: coming in at number four and twenty seventeen, at around
- 26:49Speaker 12: thirty three mili.
- 26:50Speaker 8: For the year.
- 26:51Speaker 12: Far cry from seventy, but thanks for playing.
- 26:54Speaker 3: But the funny thing is I was opening a restaurant
- 26:57Speaker 3: next to them, you know what I mean? I know
- 26:59Speaker 3: the restaurant, and one of the owners of car Mines
- 27:02Speaker 3: comes outside.
- 27:03Speaker 5: He goes, hey, how you doing.
- 27:05Speaker 3: And the guy that's with me doesn't know who this
- 27:08Speaker 3: guy is. This guy's a New York restaurant legend right.
- 27:10Speaker 3: The guy goes, oh, we're.
- 27:12Speaker 5: Opening this and doing this. The guy goes, oh, that's cute.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Good luck to you guys, Good luck to it. You'll
- 27:20Speaker 3: be gone in a month. He didn't feel he didn't
- 27:23Speaker 3: feel threatened at all. You could open a car Mines
- 27:26Speaker 3: inside of car Mines and he wouldn't care. Really, bro
- 27:29Speaker 3: that plays prints money. We're on forty second Street walking
- 27:33Speaker 3: up to Westwood water a chef. How about one of
- 27:36Speaker 3: those time jumps? Bring speed.
- 27:43Speaker 2: Right here, brother, we had made it.
- 27:46Speaker 3: We got you.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Gotta do a little SIGGI break cigapoo, a little cigarerooe.
- 27:53Speaker 3: IM starting to get chess paints. I might be dying,
- 27:54Speaker 3: hope against chest paints. Don't worry about it. Christ I'm
- 28:02Speaker 3: big ones.
- 28:06Speaker 5: Oh okay, as long as they're not big ones.
- 28:10Speaker 3: No, nothing that like shutters my eyes or anything. I
- 28:16Speaker 3: am hot.
- 28:16Speaker 14: They're gonna have water in here. Yeah, I watch them too.
- 28:18Speaker 14: I'm tim saving in there. Yeah, cancel you want, we
- 28:22Speaker 14: can just go. Let's just move on, just move on
- 28:26Speaker 14: to something else.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 28:28Speaker 2: That's it.
- 28:29Speaker 4: Huh.
- 28:29Speaker 3: I'm trying to cutting down. I don't have my idea.
- 28:35Speaker 2: All right, walking into the lobby of Westwood One.
- 28:39Speaker 5: That was a nice walk.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Carl, Huh.
- 28:41Speaker 2: We got to talk to the people, right.
- 28:43Speaker 6: You literally know the naked cowboy like he's hey, he's
- 28:46Speaker 6: cleaning the stuff.
- 28:47Speaker 3: Up your shirts.
- 28:51Speaker 2: He came on our show.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Hey man, I got my ID, so you could just
- 28:55Speaker 1: go up right, I don't Yeah, all right, I'll get
- 29:02Speaker 1: the elevator.
- 29:03Speaker 3: Carl gowing up.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Joey, we're hitting the elevators.
- 29:09Speaker 12: Okay, thanks for not podcasting in the elevator.
- 29:12Speaker 3: Greg appreciate that.
- 29:13Speaker 1: So Joey take it away will continue from well, we
- 29:16Speaker 1: don't people are telling me don't tease.
- 29:18Speaker 3: Shit, I forgot. That's the old radio guy.
- 29:20Speaker 12: In Ba's standing back.
- 29:21Speaker 3: All right, Joey take it away.
- 29:23Speaker 12: Well, most times you're teasing things like what loud bar
- 29:26Speaker 12: you'll be podcasting from while really making another excuse to
- 29:29Speaker 12: drink with your friends, or what park bench and can
- 29:32Speaker 12: you identify what birds areturping in the background? Another various
- 29:36Speaker 12: podcasts sounds. Oh, by the way, thanks to the naked cowboy,
- 29:39Speaker 12: nice to know he's still smoking hot.
- 29:41Speaker 3: Obie.
- 29:41Speaker 12: Appreciate the old broadcasting skills there with the description and all.
- 29:45Speaker 12: But coming up after our amazing and much needed sponsor,
- 29:49Speaker 12: Opie heads to a real studio, one that was built
- 29:52Speaker 12: especially for this podcast. So no wind, food munching, crowd
- 29:56Speaker 12: talk with Adele playing in the background for four fucking minutes,
- 30:00Speaker 12: no city sounds we get, Opie, can I like you
- 30:03Speaker 12: remember him when he had a job? And Carl