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Self-Defense for Cheaters | Son of a Boy Dad #188 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Me or Your Live from h Q three. Stefan Diggs
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  Speaker 6: has been traded to the Texans.
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  Speaker 1: Per source, Well, no gave Davis on apart. What are
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  Speaker 1: the Bills going to do?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean they still have good tight ends.
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  Speaker 1: I guess will you even masquerade and they have the
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  Speaker 1: fans without their two.
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  Speaker 6: Top No, definitely not. I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: You're all done with that.
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  Speaker 6: I was done when Gabe left, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you like them because they like Shane Gillis.
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  Speaker 6: I like Gabs. I met him.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you meet other players on the team? Though? But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but like Gabe was like the best one that I met,
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  Speaker 1: the best player or best guy both. Damn. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: for you. Breaks my fucking.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, I guess I've met him a bunch a couple
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  Speaker 6: of times.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you did.
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  Speaker 6: Jags man? Now, Yeah, it's like never gonna be a Jagsman.
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  Speaker 6: Trevor Lawrence, what.
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  Speaker 1: About Texans fan? Texans have a bright future? Texans.
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  Speaker 6: Texans look good.
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  Speaker 1: Should we smash a future on the Texans right now?
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  Speaker 6: Dude? Their offense is insane.
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  Speaker 1: Stroud, Tank, Nixon, Diggs, Mixing mixing, Richard whose Salts, Andrew
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  Speaker 1: Dalton right right, Ragning Rookie of the Year, and uh
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  Speaker 1: Will Anderson on defense they had a man their.
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  Speaker 6: Stacked Stroud mixing, Digs, Nico Collins, Tank Dell and Dalton
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  Speaker 6: Schultz is their offense?
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit early in the episode to be talking ball,
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  Speaker 1: But what else are we to do?
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  Speaker 6: I mean that just we just broke can not can't.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna move over part of my take, can't ignore it.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna start having to come out on Thursdays because
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna fucking well, people are gonna listen to this
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  Speaker 1: and they're gonna, oh should I guess I'm need to
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  Speaker 1: listen to part of my take Tomorrow. We're gonna soak
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  Speaker 1: up all the NFL news.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah that's huge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to see part of my take with
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  Speaker 1: Nuance like that. Oh yeah, the big pretty big. And
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  Speaker 1: they only gave up a second round pick for him.
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  Speaker 6: I know they must have wanted him gone. He must
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  Speaker 6: have been causing some trouble in the locker room. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I mean last year. Remember last year, he wouldn't even
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  Speaker 6: show up.
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  Speaker 1: To practice because he's so damn talented, is so damn talented.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a Diggs guy.
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  Speaker 1: I like Diggs, yeah, because you see yourself in him exactly,
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  Speaker 1: because you're so damn talented. I'm so damn talented, so
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  Speaker 1: sam talented. I know.
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  Speaker 6: I hope he wins. I hope the Texans win the
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  Speaker 6: super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: As a Patriots fan, I can't believe you're already giving
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  Speaker 1: up on the season.
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  Speaker 6: Browt Patriots. The Patriots might not win a game.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I mean, they don't have anybody. They don't have
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  Speaker 4: a single player on their team that's good, right, Like
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  Speaker 4: it's not even like, oh, well, at least like at
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  Speaker 4: least like the Giants. It was like, well, at least
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  Speaker 4: they have Saguon Barkley's like, we don't have anybody. You
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  Speaker 4: don't have a say, at least we have Remandre Stevenson,
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  Speaker 4: that's our best player.
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  Speaker 1: That's so embarrassed, and he was out this.
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  Speaker 6: Whole entire second half of the season last year.
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  Speaker 1: That's so damn shameful. I know, a once great franchise
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  Speaker 1: fallen it's like fucking the Rome Roman Empire and like
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  Speaker 1: the seven hundreds. Yeah, and when it was completely disgraced.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's because the you know, they you know
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  Speaker 1: what they say. Once people start dressing in different outfits
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  Speaker 1: and gender starts becoming more fluid, the empire's fall.
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  Speaker 6: Empire's fall.
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  Speaker 1: I blame mulvaney for the downfall of the Patriots.
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  Speaker 6: I bring, I bet I blame Caleb Williams and his
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  Speaker 6: fucking painted Yeah. Yes, he's the reason that. The reason, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he's the reason Belichick quit was the theory.
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  Speaker 2: That there's no theory that the quarterback can see the
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  Speaker 2: receiver's hands better if their nails are painted. Right, It's
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  Speaker 2: not like a catcher in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: It would have to be the receiver seeing the quarterback's
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  Speaker 1: hands better because the quarterback's hands were the ones that
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  Speaker 1: were painted.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: But it could be. I mean, there'd have to be
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  Speaker 1: some shit like that. I don't know. It's shameful.
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  Speaker 6: Caleb Williams had matching nails in his phone case. He
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  Speaker 6: had a pink phone case with his pink nails.
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  Speaker 1: Jack Mack commented, people were not happy, but people and
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  Speaker 1: then he dragged Jack Mac and he flamed. Yet you
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  Speaker 1: didn't see this, but when Jack mack on the timeline
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Oh wow?
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  Speaker 6: Jack mac quot tweeted it and said something and then uh,
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  Speaker 6: Caleb Williams called him ugly or some shit.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Jack Mac does not like men
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  Speaker 2: who don't act manly. He doesn't like it. I've noticed
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  Speaker 2: that about him.
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  Speaker 6: I would get that more or from Jack Mac if
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  Speaker 6: he was like a construction worker or something. It's like, dude,
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  Speaker 6: you're a blogger. You can't be like mad at the
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  Speaker 6: state of like testosterone in man. And then right for
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  Speaker 6: barstool sports.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got at least right standing up. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta at least put a hard hat on. Yeah, fucking
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  Speaker 1: right under a beam or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 6: Like your hands should have callouses all over them if
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  Speaker 6: you're gonna be commenting on Caleb williams nail color.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I don't think even those guys give a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: No they got They're too worried about welding, about getting
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  Speaker 1: the perfect weld exactly, about a beautiful, beautifully shorn weld.
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  Speaker 1: I think he Jack Mac does really well to social stuff,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes he falls into the talking points and one
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  Speaker 1: thing that made me realize that recently, but some of
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  Speaker 1: the talking points crush engagement. But he did the one
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  Speaker 1: where it's like, what's going on with buildings? Like we
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  Speaker 1: used to have beautiful buildings and now our buildings are
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  Speaker 1: stricken by brutalist architecture. But I think that that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a soft talking point because you look at
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  Speaker 1: some of the most most modern and uh well known buildings,
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  Speaker 1: like the fucking Patronis Towers or the fucking bersch Khalifa.
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  Speaker 1: The bers Khalifa is one of the most beautiful buildings
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  Speaker 1: ever built, and it's the biggest building. It's a technological wonder.
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  Speaker 1: There's like led screens from top to bottom. Where's Dubai
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  Speaker 1: the bigot, biggest building in the in the world, and
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  Speaker 1: it has it's like wondrously fucking uh constructed. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like this square block of brutalist architecture. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: just like these are just talking points that are like
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  Speaker 1: are guaranteed to do well. And to his credit, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure he got millions of views on this video, but
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  Speaker 1: I just think that those talking points are kind of
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  Speaker 1: a yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's just the same thing as being like
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  Speaker 6: the new generation is is dumb and bad.
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  Speaker 2: I think architecture is something where when you try as
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  Speaker 2: an architect to break the mold and move forward, Almost
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  Speaker 2: more than any other I guess art form, it's SEMs
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  Speaker 2: that it's always going to be despised until the opinion
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  Speaker 2: turns to embrace it. And I think of the Eiffel Tower,
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  Speaker 2: which was built by Gustave Eiffel for the World's Fair,
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  Speaker 2: and when it was erected in Paris, the Parisians hated it.
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  Speaker 2: Hated it because up to that point, as you guys
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  Speaker 2: probably know, Napoleon had constructed Paris in such a way
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  Speaker 2: that the architecture would be completely uniform. There really are
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  Speaker 2: no high rises in Paris. And then out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 2: this phallic, metallic monstrosity just pierced the sky. And they
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  Speaker 2: had planned to take it down after the World's Fair,
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  Speaker 2: I believe.
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  Speaker 1: But phallic metallic monstrosity sounds like an MF. Doom album.
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  Speaker 1: That Chund's fucking sick.
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  Speaker 6: But you guys always under the impression when you were
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  Speaker 6: younger that the Eiffel Tower was the tall building in
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  Speaker 6: the world. When I was like a child, I always
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  Speaker 6: was like, Wow, the Eiffel Tower must be like a
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  Speaker 6: mile high. Really it's really not that big.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not that big. And I think the Parisians
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  Speaker 1: would have liked it a lot more if they knew
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  Speaker 1: eventually that Brianna Chicken fro I would do TikTok dances
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  Speaker 1: in front of it. I think they would have been like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there are human qualities.
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  Speaker 2: But they came around. They came around, and now they
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  Speaker 2: love it. Oh yeah, and I think they I think
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  Speaker 2: they came around rather quickly. What's not to love? It's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It is an anomaly.
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  Speaker 6: Kendrick Kamar says he wished his penis was the size
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  Speaker 6: of the Eiffel Tower.
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  Speaker 1: He wishes it was a metallic, phallic monstrosity.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, that's what he meant when he said that it'd
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  Speaker 6: be tough.
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  Speaker 1: I pray might dig get big as the Eiffel Tow
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  Speaker 1: so that.
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  Speaker 6: He could fuck the world for seventy two hours.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that that even as a one to
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  Speaker 1: one comparison, not even close. Having a big dick doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean you fuck longer now. I think having a small
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  Speaker 1: dick might actually be more. Oh absolutely, having a big
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  Speaker 1: dick all the blood goes there, you're woozy. An Eiffel
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  Speaker 1: Tower sized dick, and you think you're fucking for that long.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine he'd have to have like a fucking back girdle
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  Speaker 1: like he was working on a factory floor. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like it was an unloading box.
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  Speaker 2: The size of the vagina you would need in order
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  Speaker 2: to accommodate it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I believe the size of the vagina was it
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  Speaker 6: was supposed to be the world.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have to be the last man's name.
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  Speaker 2: The world has a vagina in that thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, the tectonic plates, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what we're to assume?
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  Speaker 6: That's what I always say.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if it is on that scale, then the I've
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  Speaker 1: never thought about it, to be honest, then the Eiffel
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  Speaker 1: Tower is a micro penis. If we're talking about the
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  Speaker 1: entire world, then that the world doesn't even feel the
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  Speaker 1: insertion of the Eiffel Tower, if it's that big. Because
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  Speaker 1: they said if the world were uh like shrunken down
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  Speaker 1: to the size of a pool ball, it would be
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  Speaker 1: smoother than any pool ball in the entire realm of
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  Speaker 1: pool balls created. Why do they say that, Because that's
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  Speaker 1: perfect of a circle, It's that smooth of a circle
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  Speaker 1: on a macro sense, and that pool balls have like
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  Speaker 1: small imperfections on a scale much bigger than something like
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  Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower. So it's a micro penis.
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  Speaker 6: That's interesting. I actually never heard that. I hadn't either.
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  Speaker 1: Really, No, are you actually mean it's a fun factor
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  Speaker 1: you take a you're taking the piss.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 6: It's interesting that like Mount Everest wouldn't even be like
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  Speaker 6: a little bit of a bump.
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  Speaker 1: Um, right, I thought that that ship was fascinating. You
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  Speaker 1: ever rub a pool ball across your cheeks?
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  Speaker 6: Kind of makes me wonder how accurate that is?
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  Speaker 2: And then he had to do you know, his thing?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: What were you saying there? What? No, I've never rubbed
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  Speaker 2: the pool ball across my cheeks? What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: What? What did you say? I said?
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  Speaker 6: It kind of makes me wonder how accurate that is
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  Speaker 6: the fact.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you think he's just having a having the piss,
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  Speaker 2: taking the piss.
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  Speaker 6: I think you might be taking the piss. Fuck you dude,
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  Speaker 6: how dare you whatever? Not a problem?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, hey, want to play some pool again? No, not
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  Speaker 6: even a little bit us, sir. The last time we played, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it was Beginner's Luck. It was kind of like when
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  Speaker 6: you first get back into video games and you're really good,
• 14:06
  Speaker 6: and then you get back to.
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  Speaker 1: Normal casino lets you win your first.
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  Speaker 6: Bet exactly first time going to Roulette in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Roulay roulay as the French say, or craps or crapes
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: as the French say, or crapes. It's a pancake game,
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  Speaker 1: do they? Why don't they say roulay in France?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Rulay meet is a verb in French?
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't the TV and I saw roulay? It probably
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  Speaker 1: is really or maybe they spell it E T T
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  Speaker 1: E in the Frenche Roulette, but I don't know. We
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  Speaker 1: gotta go to French. We actually have to go to
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  Speaker 1: England bank some episodes.
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  Speaker 6: I want to go to England really bad.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go me too.
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  Speaker 6: I want to go fishing out there. That's where fly
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  Speaker 6: fishing was invented.
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  Speaker 2: Why why would we go there for that? Because it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: You want to go to the Cotswolds.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything
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  Speaker 6: about England. I don't even know where the fishing is.
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  Speaker 6: I just know that it's supposed to be one of
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  Speaker 6: the best in the country. Probably the Cotswaltz. You think
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  Speaker 6: that's what I would guess? All right, my iceold trip
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  Speaker 6: is off as of thirty minutes ago. Did I tell
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  Speaker 6: you that we were thinking about going back?
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 6: No, I'm being dead serious. Didn't. Did I not talk
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  Speaker 6: about that yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: It was probably Why what's going on? Half the episode?
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking about going back? No?
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  Speaker 6: I know we talked about Rome going Did I talk
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  Speaker 6: about that? I was that we were going to go back?
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  Speaker 1: No, you're thinking about going back?
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  Speaker 6: Well, we're not anymore?
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  Speaker 1: It's off?
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  Speaker 6: What too expensive?
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  Speaker 1: Damn? I just heard about this, I know.
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  Speaker 6: So if you I guess if you got the news yesterday,
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  Speaker 6: No need to think about it any longer.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: It's off. Eh, I've been thinking about it so much. Yeah.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I retrieved my entire itinerary so we could trade notes.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: Well, did you switch your itinerary up after yesterday? No?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: But the other hotel we're going to is called the
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Hotel rang Up.
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm familiar. Nod you just repeat the entire
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: episode from yesterday.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I bet you could.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: It's probably for sure.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: You just have that good of a memory.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, straw memory on me and.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: That little of awareness of what you said.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: I get somewhere here.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: I think we're all the same way with that. With
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: the podcast totally. As soon as it ends, you forget everything.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. Hey, what's going on? SaaS?
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: I just said, I just got off the phone with
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: my friends and we canceled our Iceland trip.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck you cancel it?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Too expensive? You can't, you can't too much obsidize them
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: Hell no, not for this.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: Now, we were gonna get a we were gonna go
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: to one of those lodges and go fishing. But it's
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: it's like nineteen thousand ESCI a day per person. K. Yeah,
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: are you familiar with the currency?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: No, I've never been.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: You got to get up on the currency. Really, it
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: makes no sense at all.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: What's that trading at right now?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know. They use decimals instead of commas.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: What that gives me?
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: The disk? So yeah, yeah, so you look up like
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: it's like, oh, it's nineteen point nine sc per day
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: per person, and we look it up and I'm like, oh,
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: that's only fourteen cents a day. So we assumed it
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: was very cheap, and then you realize that it's a
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: comma instead. And then you're like, oh, it's two hundred
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: bucks a day.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: That two hundred bucks a day per person to go
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: to that lodge.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that it's not even including like permits or anything.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: How long are you going for we want to go
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: for a week. We're just going to go to Wyoming.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Let's just hope it up a GoFundMe. I feel like
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: we got we got to get your boys out there.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: You tell me it's one four hundred dollars per person
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: for you and your friends each to go to Iceland
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: for a week.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Just to stay at that place, just to stay at
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: the lodge.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Doesn't seem that bad. I'm not being well.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: My friends are poor as fun.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Why don't you pay five hundred for each of them?
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Because I did that last year and it was a
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: lot of money.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You make a lot of money though, you fucking you're
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: one of the two fifty.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: But with the tour dates I got coming up, I
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: don't know if I can swing that. I need all
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: the hundreds.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I can get.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: A lot of tickets left for Providence this weekend. Come
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: on out. A lot of tickets available. If you are
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: listening to this today which will be Thursday. One show tonight.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: Pretty much every ticket is left, so no rush.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You could probably buy them at the door if you're immunocompromised.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Tonight's the show you want.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: To come to.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll have your own table, you'll have your row. Honestly,
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: you can get a whole row to yourself.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Damn your your shows have rose. Oh yeah, they have
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: seats like that. Yeah. So it was like all like
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: tables and stuff like that. You could order Mazirella sticks.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: I guess now you're probably right. It probably will be
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: just rose, right, or tables. It's tables and providence of
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: the Comedy Connection. Slaughterhouse. It doesn't sound like it it is.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: It sounds like a shut down slaughterhouse, one of those
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: rooms where you can just do. You can do well
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: even if there's only five people in the crowd. Vonnegut, Yeah, yeah,
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: love Vonnie.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: It met Tyson chicken processing plant.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Van a Us held on they uh, I think a
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Tyson chicken processing plant. And then there's a festival that
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: goes on right there. Really chickens have recently been genocided.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: No, that's near Nashville, right.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's uh maybe, yes, Manchester, Tennessee.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's Tennessee, okay, But I don't hear much
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: about those music festivals anymore. I feel like they had
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: their heyday and have passed. But maybe I'm just aged out,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: so I'm not.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I kind of agree Coachella, Bonnarou, Rolling Loud, Yeah, the
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: one that's outside lands Lollapaloos.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: What's the one that's really deep, the one where like
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: all the people, like Chris Rock was there last year.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: I remember they were like escorting him off because it
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: was flooding.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Burning Burning Man. People still go to Burning Man, I
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: think because it's a very different experience.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: But isn't that not even a music festival.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: I thought it was like an E D M festival.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Oh just it's a massive sort of hallucinogenic retreat.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: They just standing in a circle in the forest. But
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I do kind of agree that it has. I used
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: to go to festivals. I used to crush festivals.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Well, I think after that guy opened fire on that
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: one festival, it kind of took away the glamour.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: The one in Las Vegas, Yeah, one in Israel.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: That one was bad, especially because then he was like,
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: well it was supposed to be Lollapalooza, and then everyone
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: was like, well, never going to Lollapalooza again.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Some artists recently just said that he was like, I
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: think Rolling Loud is for kids, and while or.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Which is the one in La Coachella?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Coachella is free?
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Coachella is not in La Palm Springs.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Oh Palm Springs. Sorry, brou no clip that I fucking
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: embarrassed my set that out on the main page. That's
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that could happen to a know it
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: all like me. I come from a long line of
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: know it alls, though I can't blame myself for being
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: a know at all. My sisters and know it all.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: My mom's I know it all. My grandmom was probably
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: a know it all definitely, her fours would probably know
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: at all. It's fucking it's tough to break the cycle
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: of being a know it all exactly now.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: But I agree. I think Coachella is definitely taking a hit.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: I don't think people want to go. I think it's
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: all like influencers now right.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: It used to it was like the breeding ground for
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the original influence. Yeah, it was like a bacteria. Women
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: would wear these broad brimmed hats and shirts with tassels
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: on it, like harkening back to the seventies or whatever,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: like that was the first place where people were wearing
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: turquoise and shit like that.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly how does Coachella work if you're a normal
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: person is it's super expensive. I don't even think you
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: can go if you're a civilian.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: By pass, just go.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: But they, like all the influencers, they get put up
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: at these like crazy like.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Air the VP stuff, air conditioned tents like they're in
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: a goddamn Harry Potter.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Maybe we should go this year and do a little
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: like investigative investigation what happened to what happened to Coachella?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you probably can't even bring in cameras.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe you could bring them.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea, now what framing it as
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: though it's and just asking all the people who are there, like,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: how disappointed are you to have come? Gaslight? Like when
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: it's on the way down, just through it.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Everyone, Yeah, you're so late.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: They flew across the country and saved up all their
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: money to go, and we're like, how bad is this?
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: You're having a terrible time? Huh.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: These artists suck. Music's not even good anymore.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: You're not on molly. That's meth.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: You were given meth. It's not MD that's md A.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I have bad news for you. They did you guys
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: ever go to festivals or anything like that?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: No, Well, one time I was. I went to a
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Dead MoU five concert and he wasn't even on when
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I left.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't go on until goddamn.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I left early. All these people I was with were
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: doing you know, the lab drugs, and I wasn't into that,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: So I just had a hard time and left.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You four ex sense when you walk into one of
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: those is great because Bonna Roue's on a farm. Yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: so I'd be there with my boys Mike, and they'd
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: be fucking walking in through these fucking gates, this archway.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: As you walk in, they're like, we're back on the farm. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: going fucking nuts, so excited about it. So if you
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: caught people at that initial sense of euphoria and we're like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: can you believe how fucking shitty it is this year,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: he could really take the wind out of people's sales.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Right when they walk in. Yeah, that would ruin someone's
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: in time. That yeah, not to go back to Iceland.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: But that reminds me of when when we went to
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Iceland and we went to customs and the guy was
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: like a little early in the season. Huh. First thing
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: they say to us is we walk in instantly. It's
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: like you're still smiling, but you're like, we fucked up
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: big time. You're like, now, that guys can't be right.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: He only lives here every single day of the year.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Works for the government. Uh. I went to Sensation White.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I just remembered in Copenhagen. That was pretty cool.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: European festivals had to be a whole other beast Tomorrowland,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: the one that's in Belgium that looks amazing.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: One the one night concerts are great, a whole weekend,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: three day, four day thing. I could not handle.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Those people who do those are like ultra marathon.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: You got it exactly.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: You have to be a super athlete to be able
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: to do that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Mentally, you have to, like drugs on a level where
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: you just you exist in the state of wanting to
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: recreate and rechase that that high.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: I can't imagine getting so insanely like day drinking, getting
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: fucked up and then also taking like Molly and then
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: sleeping in a tent and then waking up the next
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: morning and not wanting to kill yourself.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: It's this is it's my nightmare watching. I can't watch
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: that Woodstock ninety nine documentary. Oh it's good, well, I've
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: seen it, but I couldn't watch the second one they made.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: I know there was a second.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: There was one that was on HBO, and then there
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: was one that was on Netflix.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, And I couldn't.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: When everyone said, you you watch the other one. It
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: gives a different perspective. And I couldn't handle exactly what
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: you just described, putting myself in the shoes of those
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: of those kids, knowing that they were sleeping and slipping
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: around and filming shit fecal water, and you know, day
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: after day dehydrated.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And they didn't even have that. It was still like ecstasy.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Then Molly wasn't even invented. No, it was like the
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: There was all pressed pills and there was always something
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: bad in it. I guess venton all wasn't invented either.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: It was just meth.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: It was just sweet meth, but there was probably some
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: kind of euphoric. It wasn't just regular old myth.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: But if you're seeing corn live, myth probably isn't the
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: worst option.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be the best.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: It might be awesome, Like it might be the ideal
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: way to dorn. Yeah, getting the head from head banging.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Just washing and those mashpits looked violent, using your head
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: as a weapon. Yeah, torpedoing in like Ralph was putting
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: your head down and pin wheeling your arms connecting with
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: someone's face and them not being mad that they signed
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: up for. That must be I mean the washing and
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: that the dancing must be how people kind of get
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: through it because you're burning so many calories if you're
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: on that those types of drugs, maybe acid or days
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: of even at the lightest adderall you're just dancing for
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: like eighteen hours straight. So you're just leaning down and
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: sweating it all out.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: But how do you not go back into your tent
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: after that and not just have like the most insane,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: like nervous breakdown you do of all, Like I would
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: be in the tent like vibrating.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I think these people were pushing themselves to the point
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: when they finally got back to the tent they would
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: just fall asleep. They were so tired.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: The first time I went to Bonnaroo, I was in college.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I've been three times. The first time I went, I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: was in college and my boy Uh and I we
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: went and I didn't even have a fucking tent. We
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: stayed with strangers. We just fucking pulled up and we
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: just stayed with strangers under like their canopy in the front.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: My boy drove down from New York with a fucking
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: cab driver and he had like a little pillowcase full
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: of fucking like the most ecstasy pills of all fucking time.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't do drugs at this time, and thank fucking god,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: because the random people that we stayed with were like
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: rocking back and forth from the ecstasy, like not even
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Swiss cheese brain, just like a fucking paper towel roll
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: sized hole through the middle of their brain. Yeah. Then
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I went back with some buddies after college and like
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, we gotta go. It would be sweet.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: And I was kind of doing drugs then, not really.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: And then the third time I went, on the first day,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: before we even went into the festival, we parked our
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: car and I tried to do it all at once,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and it all hit me like a fucking ton of brick.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I was like taking acid and whatever. I got into
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the festival before we even saw the first musical act.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It all hit me. Not in a cool way, it
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: all just hit my stomach. I was on mushrooms, I
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: was on acid and alcohol, and I was like, I
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: need to shit, Yeah, I need to shit right now. Luckily,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the porta potties hadn't been the file. It was the
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I was fresh to the porta potties, but I was
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: like going through it. I didn't even know where I was.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And I put down one of those with the liners
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: to try, and.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Uh, I've never used one of those.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wanted to be as safe as possible.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: There was nasty things going on inside of my mind.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: But I sat down on the liner and I just
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: started dumping. But I didn't know, and I didn't realize
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: until afterwards. I didn't know if you're supposed to rip
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: through the middle of the liner, and I just didn't
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: know what was happening to my body. So I thought
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that I was literally just shitting on a piece of
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: wax paper and it was just smushed up against my
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: ass like a fucking diaper. I was like positive that
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: this was what was happening, and I couldn't like check
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: back to see I just had no idea what the
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: sensations inside my body where. I didn't know if I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: was diaperinging myself and my own shit on the first
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: day of the festival, or if I was actually doing
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: it right, because I'd never used one of those before.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It turns out I was doing it right.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: It was going through.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: This shit was heavy enough that ital went through. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: didn't have a light little bit shit. But it was
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: a terrifying drug experience. I felt so, so so bad.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't sound fun at all.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It was not.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: You never went back after that.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I went back to the car and I fucking sat
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: in the back seat of a fucking a mini van
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: for maybe like eight hours, just like, oh, like hugging myself.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: It was fucking terrible. It was as bad of a
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: drug experience as as you can have.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: One of the last times I smoked Goanjo was I
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: went to a slightly stupid concert in Maine, no after
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: I graduated high school, and we got super drunk before
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: and then we went We got there early and we
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: were front row and everyone was passing around a joint,
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: and I was like that like young, when you're like
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: really young, you're drunk and you're kind of just being
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: like crazy and silly, and I like, I never smoked wheed.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: I hated wheat. I knew I hated weed then and
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: I like grabbed the joint. I hate it, like ten
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: times past it. And then I had to go just
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: lay in the grass for the rest of the concert,
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: miss the entire show that was before, like the openers
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: hadn't even gone on yet, people were still filing in
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: and I was just laying in the grass all the
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: way in the back of the venue.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: But as bad as these stories are, it's almost crazier
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the people who raw dogs these festivals and concerts and
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: do no drugs oh yeah, and there's tons of them. Yeah,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: they're called they're called predators. It was like, I think
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: a fucking quarter of the people might be on zero drugs,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, and they're just like dancing like harder. They're like,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: what is that guy on? And his life is the answer.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: He's just on life.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: I think those people had something terrible happened in their
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: life where it's like that they're like the music is
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: genuinely like saving them.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Don't you worry, don't because Heaven's got a plan for.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: You, going to like an edi, like going to like
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: what was that one, the big d M one tomorrow? Oh, yeah,
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: that one too. Where's that forest?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: That one's here in New York. It's on the island,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: one of those sober like you dancing so hard that
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: you're like bringing your knee by your like face.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: You're like you should be studied in a lab.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what am I talking about? There's one that's out
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: you got to take the boat to, and I don't
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: think it's on Randall's Island. What's that Goveball? Well done, diego,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: We've got a young man there.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: What was the one that you were I think the
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: one that you were saying is in Florida Electric Daisy.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: No, that's Bauhause Art House, Art Basil.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Or Basil And that's almost like a combination with like
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: people are just looking at paintings as well.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that one's influencer heavy too. Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Gas is in there.
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Gas. I bet we could go to I
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: bet we if we could go to Coachella with Gas
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: and he could like get us in on the inside.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: Scoop figure out what's going on.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That's the ideal crew. They just take their shirts off
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: as soon as they.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: Get Yeah, Dante's on the Monster stage right now on
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: the Ones and twos spinning some tracks. Just hit on
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: the box Water stage right now.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: It is all the most corporate of corporate sponsorships. Everyone's
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: like freedom and Love and power aid.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: Just EMTs running around holding people and they're like, get
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: them over to the red Bull ten stat.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Freedom and love and rocket mortgage.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: Rent app. We love this guy odd on Heroin, bring
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: him over to the rent app tent stat they got
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: narcn over there, medics. The better help, the better help tents.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Love we actually love.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: We do better is over listening to buster rhymes, hoping
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: he doesn't sweat through his black face, wearing a turtleneck,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: just covering every other part of this.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: You know what I love about those music festivals is
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: the people that, uh, the people that sneak in like
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: a month prior and like bury a bottle of vodka.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: That sh that's crazy, that's cool.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we should go do a piece on those people.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: We should camp out like a month in advance of
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Choke Coachella and and catch the people who are burying
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: the bottles.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: There is a music festival in Philly called Made in America.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah you've been to it? Yeah, that's love and put
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you on the cover of the website. I went the
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: first year. On the second day, I was like broke,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I had no fucking money, and I like climbed a
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: fence and then I climbed another fence and fucking like
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: snuck in. Yeah. I couldn't believe that I made it in.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: And I saw a girl that I knew, and uh,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: this girl named Kate Klein, and she was like, did
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: you just jump the fence? She was disgusted. She's like
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, fucking sick is that. She's like,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I'm working the festival. I should arrest like or you
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: like should be in trouble. Probably the last time I
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: ever talked to her. She was so disgusted because I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: guess I was too too old to be jumping the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: fucking fence at Made in America. I was proud of
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: myself at the time.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Too old to jump the fence. Yeah, fuck that, you're
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: too cold to jump the fence. When you can't jump
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: the fence.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: It was sponsored by Budwiser, Like dude, I'm pretty sure
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: they were okay with money, Like they didn't eat my
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: fucking put me in the poorhouse. I needed to get
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: into that goddamn festival. She was so disgusted.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like that girl.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I'm frustrated at at how how bad badly she made
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: me feel.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: We should get her on the podcast. You really break
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: this down.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I mean it was embarrassing for me.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: I was proud of myself and immediately.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I would start sweating. As soon as that I start
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: climbing out. Yeah, it was such a fucking ballsy sneaking.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I climbed two fences and like looked each each way.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Clear, you have to throw the carpet over the fence.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like fight club, and my bag of fat that
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I was using for making soap was fucking spilling all
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: over the place. Festivals, I mean, at that time ruled.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: You didn't really get that hungover now in our old age.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to go to this festival in Massachusetts
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: every year, Levitates.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Was it a real festival or that was probably like
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: one where you sit on the lawn and listen to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a No, it was pretty bare.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: It would be like I think it was like fifteen
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: twenty thousand people.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That's legit.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was pretty big they had. The last year
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: that I was supposed to go was Jack Johnson was
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: supposed to be the headline. Everything COVID happened like Hank
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: spin a bunch.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I went to. Yeah, I saw Jack Johnson at Bonnaru,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: which isn't really that hardcore at all.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: No, it was a rag car. Yeah, that's why I've
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: only ever seen reggae live. That's the only The only
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: other concert I've ever been to was Cousin Stizz, which
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Tyler Tyler definitely knows. Cousin Stizz.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he came in varstool a couple of times.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Oh really he did like a sketch with Cousin Stizz.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I hope he's doing well and Cousin he was like
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: a recreation of that commercial where the guy snitches on
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: himself for touching that ball that went out of bounds.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I touched the ball. Coach touched the ball.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Wait did you you you and they just beat the
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: ship out of the guy. Yeah in the sketch, when
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: did you guys do that? Probably five years ago?
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Damn Stizz. Yeah, I saw him live at the House
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: of Blues. It was awesome. Yeah, he was sick.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: And what about Slain?
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: We were like sixteens and see waiting in.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Line Sammy Adams and Slaine. Bro, what about our white brothers?
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Token? What about Token? Yeah? Really is he still kicking it? Damn?
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Do you think he's.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Token does look like boy on Vogdanovich hit him
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: with the rhythm Midican.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: I never got into Token. I remember he was on
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: the cover of like the Boston Globe one day and
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: they were like, Token is sweeping the nation. Sammy Adams
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: was probably the biggest head of those three.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Uh to what movie was Token in?
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Sammy Adams was pretty huge. That one song, bro, I
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: mean that one song that he had was like mainstream big.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: You mean he was on Barslow sports dot com.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: No, No, is that really you?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a huge song, wasn't it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: No? I Love College was the big song. And then
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: he that was Yeah he was big.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: He was actually mainstream, no, I know, and then he
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: put out the other one.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: He was in the freshman class for Vibe magazine.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Or yeah whatever. Sure source Yeah, yes, yep. I stayed
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: to my moms this weekend and I forgot that I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: was in the source magazine. They were in that, not
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the Freshman whatever, but I like hut it out and
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: like framed it and give it to my mom. It's like,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: fucking here, mom, that's cool. And made it just like
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: at a time when like print media was dying, like it.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Did a piece about me in the Ledger this week. Yeah,
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: your boy made it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I used to subscribe to Slam magazine. Yeah, Slam Magazine
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: was a good one. They're still like putting out like
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Slam covers, Like it's like a fucking badge of honor.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: It's Print Media Sports Illustrated that. Do you think Slam
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Magazine is doing it? You think East Bay is fucking.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: I used to make XXL magazines.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Xx L was another one. Xx was that the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Freshman one or yeah, I think Freshman XXL was fresh
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: And I remember when it would come out every year
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: or I'd be like looking at like they're saying this
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: person might make it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah I made it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: I used to like have like I would used to
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: like write like long threads on Twitter about like why
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: this person didn't deserve to get it?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: I wonder where you were hating on don't know. I
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: was like really into like the underground rap scene for
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: a while.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Nipsey shouldn't have made it. Yeah, I was big
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: and bet you wet on Nipsey Russell.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: No, I was a big like rolling sixties. Here you
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: about to this now, bro.
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: I was white. I was the white underground scene man. No,
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: I guess I liked some black guys too, like Xavier Wolf.
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: I was a big Xavier Wolf fan. I was a
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: big Pooya fan, Fat Nick suicide boys, Juicy J.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, real underground bro.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: Well, I know Juicy J is not underground, but he
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: started working the.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Rest of guys. I don't know who you're talking about,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: so that counts is underground.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: You don't know Xavier Wolf, No, sh someone check this guy.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: Savior Wolf was like the king or Xavier's. If he
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: pronounces it x Xavier, I'm not gonna fuck with him.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: If it's Xavier, maybe I'll give him a chance. I
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: don't know, but he was like the king of the
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: underground rap scene. Him and Puya. No, you don't know Puya.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I have no Pooya, but not not like, not intimately
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: familiar like you are. I've heard you mentioned him a
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: couple of times.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I used to be a huge fan.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: And then I realized that doing Heroin wasn't actually as
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: cool as I thought it was.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I used to be a big Slug Christ fan.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Slug Christ. I was like, I was a Slug Christ
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: guy and he was doing Heroin and I couldn't. I
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: always hated Slug Christ. You just said you were a
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: big fan, and I was kidding. That guy would every
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: song he was on, I would be like, what is this, dude?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: No, when he hit that song with Keith Ape, I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: don't know, and he was like rapping in Korean.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Slug Christ was nuts, dude.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: He was like scary and he was because he was
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: literally doing Heroin in the videos.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, is he still around? There's no way he.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Was in the Little Zen or no, the Little Peep documentary.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Oh that's not surprising.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: But then like all of the Little Peep's friends were like, yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: a little people was hanging out with the wrong people,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: and it would just cut the Slug Christ being like.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what his voice was.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my friends don't like me.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah. Oh he was terrible.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: I hate.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I got I gotta start doing hair. When to get
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: my rap career to the next level.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: There was a song with Suicide Boys called Mount Sinai
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: and it was with Slug Christ and the Suicide Boys
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: part was awesome, and then and then Slug Christ came
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: in at the end and like, didn't have a great verse.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I wish you could see this guy Francis what songs
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: he didn't like and just re upload him.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, I would cut out people's verses on
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: iTunes because that was back when all your music was
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: just on iTunes, and then you just you could just
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: connect it to your laptop and it would be gone.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Oh hunahuna.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know that song.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: I think the only Slug Christ song I knew was.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Two K fifteen or two K sixteen or whatever it is.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna get us demonotized. I just need one
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: second of it. It's as bad as music gets, I
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: think slug.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: I don't know how you know Slug Christ, but you
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: don't know the other people that I was talking about.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: Slug Christ was not even big.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Off.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: It's so bad. It's bad that he like, actually, it
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: makes me uncomfortable to listen to.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: It's it's just if this guy has a label it's
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: gotta be the funniest thing possible. A guy in like
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: pinstripe pants and like a white button up with slick
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: back hair, being like, I think the kids are gonna
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: be really into hoke hoke hokek.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: We've got a meeting with slug today.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Slug Christ is gonna jump up on the conference room table.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: It should be fucking done and shoot up in front
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: of us. Kids are really into this, So we're gonna
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: give him some heroin. The only thing he had on
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: his rider was some black tar heroin, so we're gonna
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: give it to him. So preposterous, slug slug Christ.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: I used to try and play slug Christ at like parties.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: As a sure fireway to scare the host. It was.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: I look back on it a lot and cringe heavily.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Slug I used to think I was so cool for
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: listening to that music. I was like, yeah, everyone else
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: is listening to like the Beatles, fucking losers. Now I
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: listened to all that music, and I don't listen to
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: any of the music I used to.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Listen to the Beatles. I have to listen to this
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: slug Christ.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: If only if only, uh hey Jude did it for me.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Unfortunately I need a okay, okay, okay instead. That's the
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: only thing that really scratches my itch.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Slug Christ just this edge Lord, edge Lord heroined out
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: five three teenager.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think that music is really meant for
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: thirteen year old boys who live in rich Massachusetts suburban neighborhoods.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: But like, ironically it is.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Ironically that's the only person people that it's for. He
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: probably had as much to do with the opioid crisis
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: as the Sackler.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Family, I don't think so. I mean, what was his
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: monthly listeners on Spotify?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, okay, ok Hoke only has fifty five hundred
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: thousand career listens, has more listens, Yeah, which is crazy
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: because okay, okay, Hoke was I mean eighteen point nine
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: thousand monthly listeners. Not bad, not great, though twenty thousand
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: people a month are listening to him.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: You gotta hope things get things get better for Slug.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: There's Slug Christ. I hope Slug finds Christ.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: Not Now are the Suicide Boys still making music?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking it up, bro Tyler.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: You're definitely so you don't have to lie. We know
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: you're a suicide boys.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Guy, I don't know what. I'm not into suicide or
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: heroin anymore. Bro. I turned my life. I gave my
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: life to Jesus.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: I did listen to some suicide boys the other day,
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: and I was like, this shit is actually are pretty good.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you go to Mass on Easter?
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: No, pussy? Did you not this year?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: But I have before?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: No? I'm not Catholic out really?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: No?
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: What are you?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I guess Protestant, Episcopalian, piscapalion for my you know, I
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: I used to always be jealous of the Episcopalians. What
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: all my friends were Piscopalian?
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was just the church we had
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: in our town. We stopped going when I was probably eight.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Oh shit, so you haven't been in a while.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: The women priests who are what did it for me?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy fuck, they're cool as shit.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: Oh I didn't know they had women priests.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I liked that they let the priest be married and
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: have sex.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Makes sense. Yeah, probably saved a lot of kids, exactly right.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: It should be like that. You notice when you went
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: to Sunday School that they were not. They were they
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: seemed satisfied. Yeah, they weren't backed up.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't have this like clawing horniness. Yeah, just
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: like ripping a hole in their garments.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Why do you think the priests need to fuck kids
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: and not just adults.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: This is what the whole movie Spotlight was about, was
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: that there must be that there was like a scientific
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: correlation between you know, being forced to not have sex
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: and then developing these perversions or whatever makes sense.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: It's also probably systemic in some ways. Yeah, it goes
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: where it's like if you molested as a kid, Yeah,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: it goes to the next level.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: Well, there's that really creepy scene in Spotlight where they
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: go when she talks to that one priest and he's
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: there like did you molest this guy? And he's like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: of course remember, and he's smiling and he's like, but
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: I I did. I never got any pleasure from it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Oh I don't remember that. I only saw that movie once.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: The scene that I always think back on is in
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Mystic River when Tim robbins as a kid.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when he gets in the car with the priests.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: And they drive off and then he's like he gets
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: brought to the shed or something and the priest comes up.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: That movie is creepy as yeah to watch.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: It's truly a horrific institution in the Catholic Church because
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: like the letters were released and they would like be
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: writing about the kids in long form handwritten letters, being like, oh, yes,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: there's a willing participant in this parish.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: It's like what Yeah, they're like writing back to the Vatican.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: It's getting sent over the Atlantic Ocean to talk about
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: who they fucking molested.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: It's surprising that it survived it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Right, What the fuck? I always used to be so
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: against it that I'll be like railing against the Catholic
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Church and how evil it is that like people will
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: be like, dude, did you get molested? I was like no,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: It's just fucking disgusting that like people act like that.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: This is just like, oh, we're going to go to
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: church and sing a song. There's gonna be a guy
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: with a guitar and there's like little ghosts of molestation
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: in this building.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: The outcry happened, and then it passed, and then it
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: just became fodder for comedians.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah exactly, it just being a joke and.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Now people kind of just still go.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: To lacrosse players are still there with their full family
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: of nesting dolls looking exactly the same as one another.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: No defense to lacrosse players, none taken. But there are
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: lacrosse players in church.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah. It is weird though, And it is weird how
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: it's such common knowledge that you can make a joke
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: about it and everyone gets it instantly. Oh yeah, Like no,
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: there's no one out there that doesn't know that priests molest.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Kids, right, And now all the priests just got like
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: shuffled around.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Now they're just in Arizona, and it's such a it's
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: you know, being a Catholic, I think is very personal
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: and is a source of identity and pride for a
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: lot of Catholics obviously. And for them to have to
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: just take that joke because it's such a fun, fucked
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: up joke, uh, And for them to go to comedy
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: shows and know that they're going to probably hear a
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Catholic priest right child pedophile.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Joke, you just gotta be like, ah.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we did that, yeah show.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I'll give ten percent of my paycheck.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: Ohus, I used to do a joke like that. I
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: used to joke about the priests and I stopped doing
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: it because it was it was just too uncomfortable, Like
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: I didn't like the reactions they got. It would do well,
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: but it was like I just felt like it felt
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: like bad doing it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's at the expense of something very evil.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: And then Penn Steak gets those jokes and it was
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: only one dude, I mean it was every priest.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, classic Penn Steak.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: That's tough saying.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: We had to get those jokes too.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: We don't deserve it.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, dude, I pull up the pick of assassin
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: is Penn State sweater.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Bruh, bro, what I was I was grooming. I was
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: getting groomed by you at Penn State. Oh you were
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: grooming the next show or got on too. We went
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: to Penn State and instantly just came right back to you.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Let me get this kid in the Penn State sweacher.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Here's an ice cream son. Yeah, sit on my knee.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I mean listen, Roan. In your defense, I think sasas
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: making these jokes, it's a little played out, you know.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I just wish he would go the extra seven.
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Miles, Roan. Ronan used to make it.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: You used to make a bum. You get that No,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: not at all. I had a feeling.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: The seventh mile was the charitable organization that Sandusky ran
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: which brought kids in for football, which is where.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: He molested them.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Damn right?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Or was it the second second mile? Second mile? No
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: wonder you wouldn't you?
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Second mile? Seventh mile? It threw me off. I was like,
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: what like the M and M movie? Oh no, that's
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: eight mile?
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I have to eat that. I'm gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: have to eat.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: That that was. It was so good though, And it was
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: It was there, and I fumbled it. Damn it fumbled
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: it right in the show?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Was damn good? One of my boys?
• 51:03
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: Job molested by Sandusky?
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: No, he got offered out or like molested? Uh? Sandusky
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: wanted to bring him on a football camp, linebackers camp.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: He was pretty cute.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Did you watch that Paterno mini series on HBO.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Where Al Pacino plays? It's so funny?
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: Is it good?
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Is it not good? I don't remember, I mean I
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: watched it. The scene that really stuck with me was
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: that that one of the kids that accused him got
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: bullied at school because everyone in that town loves Penn
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: State so much that they were. They were beating up
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: the kids that were accusing like bringing down the program.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Oh really, molist, you you want to bring down state?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: That's literally how that entire town was brainwashed. People who
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: didn't even go there, like you. I would argue with
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: people who I graduated with. I was like, why are
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: you why are you defending him so weird? To defend him, dude,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you mistake your reputation on this. You're argument?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, or Michael Jackson. So you were getting argument
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: with someone about Michael Jackson, they just put their foot
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: down there like that didn't happen. It's like, oh, were
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: you there?
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: People are like on Twitter, it's why offensive over Michael Jackson.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: It's such a strange hill because you know it either
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: did or it didn't. I guess only a handful of
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: people know for sure, And I think I think having
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: a strong stance one way or another, if you're wrong,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: you are denying one of the most horrific things ever.
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: Right, I will say they tried to. There was like
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: an article came out a couple of years ago that
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: was like spop some girl was like suing Bob Dylan
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: for like fucking her when she was like fourteen, and
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: this was like in like the sixties or something. It
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: was like so long ago, and I was like, no,
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: fucking Dylan would never do that.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: Like, I actually have no he could have done that,
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: for sure. I have no idea.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I like him, though, I was.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: I like his music, so I'm gonna say he didn't
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I like the one song that he made, so I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: believe he's incapable of of crime.
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's kind of how you are with Sandusky.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I was literally the first person to condemn him. I
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: remember the exact day when it started coming out.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: Were you at Penn State when it came out? You
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: were graduating already?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I graduated, but I remember where I was at the
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: house in maniunc And I remember when it came on
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: TV and my boy Mike. I was sitting there with
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: my boy Mike, and who was like, He'll multiplely, it
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: could be anyone, it could be anyone by Sandusky. But
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I was I was condemning him within the fucking second.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck that dude.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: And I would engage in debates with these other kids
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: from fucking Penn State who were like defending him for
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: what for what reason. Yeah, he didn't know. It's the
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: same thing. You don't know if he knew or not. Yeah,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: could he not know?
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Later Penn State they're doing the same shit. Like, Yo,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: you guys were like.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: Twelve when this happened, Like.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I was, Yeah, I have no idea. It's so insane.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: Is it still a massive topic of discussion there? My
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: very first day of state, I saw this like giant
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: Joe Paw, fat head of some random like party. I
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: went to some guy like he's like, you know, he
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: didn't really know, right.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Joe Paw is the Confederate flag of Penn State.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: They put up a million He's.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: Part of our history. Okay, these colors don't run. It
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: was for state rives. Yeah, it didn't represent slavery.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we didn't actually lose any of those games.
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: He brought us two championships.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: If it's going to take a couple of kids down,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: it's worth it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: They win two championships when Sandusky was the coach. I think,
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: so damn, all right, see now you he got me on.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: I'm kind of which side do I want to take?
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Winning's winning. I mean it's like belchick cheating exactly.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's exactly like spoggate.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: And he said, the dude, Mike McCreery, Uh, he walked
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: in on it happening in the showers.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: And then he immediately just went and like got a
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: slice of pizza. What isn't that true? He like went
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: to like Canyon Pizza, the place where it's dollar slices.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: It just like sat down and ate a slice of
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: pizza to think about it. He's like, dude, I need
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: some time to think. I need a Canyon Pizza.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: It's not a bad way to go about it. A
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: dollar slice.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if I have much of an
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: appetite after something.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's woofing down a dollar slice. This actually has
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: me thinking I need something in my do all this,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: all this boy.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Rape has me thinking slice of zaw would kill right now.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: God damn, I'm hungry.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: This is a tough one. I don't make good decisions
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: on an in stomach. I'm gona need a little food.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: A commercial for that pizza place, like a Snicker's commercials.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: You're not yourself when you're hungry.
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: Car.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Do you imagine if Penn State did walking tours from
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: like the showery pizza.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Place like the nine to eleven music. Yeah, this is
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: the tissue box he used for cleanup.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: Believe it or not. He actually he didn't even drive.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: He ran and he got there and under ten minutes.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: People say he was running at a five minute pace.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: He earned his slice.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Penn State Way, we are.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: His fun run rahow was off the charts. He actually
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: burned ten times the calories on the way.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: They My sister is thinking about going to Penn State.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it shall have the time for what
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I said. Oh man, imagine her up there.
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: It'll be fun.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta do the Bryce Jordan Center. What's that it's
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: the arena?
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I gotta do a show though, play it.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: I got to do a tied ten there.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Or the Beaver Stadium.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or maybe if they have just like a classroom
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: or something.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Hub play the hub. I mean some of the classrooms
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: are like three thousand people or what's the biggest one.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Isn't there like a three thousand person classroom? Two thousand
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: is insane?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: By the way, Patriots doc one thing that someone messaged
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: me because we had talked about why Belichick but benched
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Malcolm Butler for the Super Bowl, and I said something
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: must have happened. He must have sucked Belichick's wife or something.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: And somebody messaged me and I have no way, no
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: way of confirming or corroborating this whatsoever, but that, do
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: you guys have any idea what the theory is for
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: why he did that? No, fucked his son's girlfriend?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: What now?
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. That is the feeblest, thinnest source.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I heard they ran a train with Jake Jillenhall.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, could be that this person who sent this to
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: me made it up completely. I have no idea, but I'm.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Just if that's true. What a pussy move by him
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: by Bill Belichick to bench him and let family get
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: in the way of winning. That's everything that Bill Belichick
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: shouldn't stand for. Agree he should be like, I'll do
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: whatever it takes to win. I'll deflate footballs, I'll spy
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: on other people, I'll fly balloons and fucking wear binoculars.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Since when does he have a moral compass where he's like, no,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: you have sex with my son. He doesn't even love
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: his son.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: No, And I will say to you, I have my
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: If if that were true, then Malcolm Butler's uttered sort
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: of confusion. Is either such a good acting to cover
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: it up, whit.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Of no idea why? I mean, certainly it wasn't that
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I fucked his son's.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. That seems a little.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Were not allowed to do that. I didn't know I
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to do that.
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: I know that broke the patriot away. I think that
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: makes it way more of a reason to bench him.
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: Why disobey the team like that?
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Disobey it's not like in the team rules like show
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: up early if you're not earlier late, and don't fuck
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: my son's girl friend.
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: Well, was his son one of the coaches at the time,
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: No, No, that was when his son was like wearing
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: lacrosse pennies to games backwards hats.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: No, that was seventeen. He might have been special teen.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: I think that is plenty of a reason to bench someone. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: for sure, fuck one of the coach's girlfriends and.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: It would be probably never commented on.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're probably not gonna get a lot of playing time.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Short that ship out after the Super Bowl.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: If you fucked one of Sandusky's boys, there's no way
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: you're starting that game.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Well, is pus Leslie getting bench doesn't make any sense.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: He took one of my boys.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I wonder who got that ship out there. It was
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: probably an Eagles fan that found it out and like
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: leaked it into the because they played against the Eagles
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: that year. Yeah, an Eagles fan probably saw Malcolm Smuttler
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: hot mouthing with fucking Stephen Belichick's booth eg at a
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: fucking local chili's. Yeah, took a picture of it and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: sent it up to Doug Peterson.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: The fact that remember the Celtics coach and then e
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: wo em, excuse me that that whole scandal broke and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: then Steven A. Smith was like, this happens all the time.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: Wait what happened with this?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 11: He fucked one of the owner's wife, right, or a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 11: front office guy wife and was like hitting on with
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 11: when But but it was all.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: I think consensual. Yes, I have no idea anyway, but
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: they suspended him for the entire year. The head coach
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: of the Celtics a year after this, I remember this, Yeah,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: first in the Eastern and uh he had made it
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: to the finals I think against the Warriors, and then
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: he got fired and Steven A. Smith commented on him
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: was like this happens all the time. I'm fully aware
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: that players are always banging the wives of guys who
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: come in and being like, all right, boys, how are
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: we doing this season? You know, let me if you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: need tickets.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: Tony Parker.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, you know, or maybe I thought Michael Finley
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: I mean, it kind of makes sense. They probably fucking
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: hate those guys.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Not only that, but those guys probably have good looking
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: wise and girlfriends because they're rich.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Why not just funk with one of these like whoors
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: that go to NBA games. He's like jersey chasing Brazilian
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: butt lift horse, Like, why do you have to go
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: after the the the wife of another that's like uh,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: But also he made Dooka was married to Nia long
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: and Tony Parker was married to Eva Longoria, two of
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: like the hottest women that have ever walked the face
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: of the earth.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, listen, it's that old saying. If you
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: a man eed steak every single day, he's probably gonna
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: end up on the Joe Rogan.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: Experience, liver king.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: That's the same.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's exactly the same. Probably gonna end up having
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 11: to take a statn because his blood pressure is going
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 11: to be the lipid a proteins. Lipid a proteins.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: That frequent.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Rogan said, though, that fucking uh Boorda was about to
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: have to take a stat and instead he just started
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: doing jiu jitsu, and yes, I heard think he lipid
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: a proteins completely got cleared up. So, Francis, maybe if
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: you had just rolled a little bit.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one time I got cheated on by a college
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: girlfriend and I started taking self defense classes.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I ever told you true story.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Defending yourself against her, hurting your feelings, that's the problem.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: She never got cheated on by a guy in the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: street who was like put your hands up or all
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: your girlfriend with her blessing here in front of you,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. I was so mad that I
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: thought I would have to fight the guy, and I
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't really know how to do that.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: So I started taking street fighting self defense classes.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: And self defense doesn't teach you how to attack.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: No, it taught me how to disarmed someone that had
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: a knife. It was a lot of krav maga kind
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: of shit, and we were rolling around on these I mean,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: the types of mats you'd find it a kindergarten that
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: are like puzzle pieced together on a wooden floor in
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: like a third floor walk up in the West Village.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: It was in New York.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Uh and uh I did a couple.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I did like one or two classes, and it was
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: so painful because these when nobody has control over their limbs.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: So you're rolling around, You're trying to gain top mount.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: You were going to wrestle him in the street.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was trying to get full guard
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: in the fucking Harvard quad and then throw some elbows
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: and you know that were not ten to two pointing.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: You knew the guy. Yeah, do you think they were
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: gonna come for you?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: No, that would be so cod I was just an idiot.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I mean I was so mad about it that I
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: thought I had to fight him for my honor. But
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: he was bigger than I was. And I had thought
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I could playing field by by taking some self defense classes.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: But being mad enough to enroll in a class and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: then staying mad and then going to a class, and yeah.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: No, it was all uh, it was all there a
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: learning experience because I rolled around with this overweight sort
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: of asion guy and just him having like errant elbows
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: and you know, accidental shoulder smashes taught me that I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: don't I don't want to do the real you know,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: we're trying not to hurt each other and I'm still
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: getting hurt.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: So damn. But so did she how did you find
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: out that she cheated?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Told what?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: And did she want to stay together? Or was she
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: like I'm leaving you? What sports did he play?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna say.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna say it's so squaw like. Was it
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: like a and he's bigger than you? Squasha is jacked.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: They were big and wiry.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: Squash Squash is If I saw a squash, I'd say,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: what is that sport?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Come on, that's not true.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: I don't think I know what it is.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: You're from Massachusetts.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: We weren't playing squash growing up. It's like the home
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: of squash. Yeah, must be a western mass thing.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Definitely not its strictly Eastern mass Squawhurst playing squash doesn't
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: know squash.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: You saw squash, you might say, is that racquetball or squash?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: But you'd know it was one of the I.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: Was narrowing it down.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: They have squash squash.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: Is it glass?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: There's a glass, Usually there's a glass back wall. Sometimes
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: the whole quarter is glass. If it's a really fancy
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: squaw squash. The one time I haven't actually seen squashes
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: in New Hampshire at a gym.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: That's white as hell?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, reminded me of a I saw this Reddit post
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: the other day. I guess it was on Twitter and
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: it was on r slash meth and the caption was
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: just X is coked out with new dude and said,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: they're gonna come shoot me.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: They're gonna they hit him up and said, there shoot you.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna come shoot you.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: Fuck God damn it.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: If you're on method already paranoid, that has to put
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: over the top. That has to be enough to make
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: you want to quit.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what am I the asshole?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Slash?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: Am I the asshole? X says she's gonna come shoot
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: me with her new boy.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Two sides to every story the assholes? Hilarious?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: Those those posts grinding my gears? Why because it's all
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: they're clearly never the asshole. It's always am I the asshole,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: and it's obviously that they're not the No who on
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: earth would have called you the asshole.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: That's not true. Sometimes they are the asshole.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: I feel like I never see the when they're the asshole.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: It's always like, uh, wife fucked her boss and said
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: she was gonna murder our kids. So I took our
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: kids and brought them to our to my parents' house.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: Am I the asshole? And everyone's like god, no, no,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: in no way or no.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: See. The ones that get pumped to the top usually
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: are a little more. There's two sides of it. Really
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: could argue either side. Here's one. Look at my uh
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: traffic stopping thing okay that I think is a great
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Is that the asshole? I think it got put on there.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: What do people say?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: You're blocking emergency vehicles or people who are needing to
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: get to the There's always someone who's like, just last
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: week I was rushing my dad to the hospital. Someone
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: did this and he died. Yeah, shame on you. It's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: like you made that up.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one else has ever done that. That's a
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: move that's unique to.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: People are doing it. I think you started something.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: People send me videos of them to people.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: Are doing it. I've been on I've been going into
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: the Holland Tunnel and people are doing it.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: That one's the worst because you are there, they have
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: to merge, there's no turn off and so, and you're
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: just adding time to my community.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Yes, I've been in that car driving. And now you
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: see them come and I want I'm like looking at
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: I'm like, you think you're better than all of us?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: They go.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: It's just a flood of cars that use the breakdown
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: lan the shoulder, and there are signs that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Say shoulder in the Holland Tunnel before going to it.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Oh got it, And they are flooding past you, and
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: each car that goes by, you do the math in
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: your head and.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: You say, that's that's an extra minute second.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: That's another minute before I get home. I just had
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I just let twenty minutes go by.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: It's here.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: It's infuriating.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: And then if you don't sit it yourself.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: And then the most annoying thing is when the people
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: let them merge. I know, if you all havering some
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: fucking respect for yourself and don't let them merge.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I agree with that.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: Why are you letting them merge? I never, dude, I'm
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: I'm this.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Close this car, I will risk offender. Ben I'm so.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: I'm like you're not merging, not not And if someone.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: And if someone fender benders you from behind and their excuses,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna let them merge. You have to let
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: that go.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I'll pay for that damage. You do not
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: let them merge. We are humans centipeding our cars. We
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: are linking like a train to prevent them.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I was driving to Philly this past weekend and it
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: was thick traffic. Everyone's going fast and a guy tried
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: to like pass me, to get in front of me,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: to get into like the fast lane of traffic. It's like, dude,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: you would not be going any faster than me. I'm
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: not letting you fucking get past me. Yeah, I'm going
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: to stay Like if I just say a half car
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: length behind this person, you're not getting in front of me.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: And he's like driving next to me, like trying to
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: fucking me money fat guy Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, should be walking,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: says it all.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: I got into it though, So you know, when you
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: get off the haul In tunnel and then you're and
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: then it's even it's ill traffic outside of that the curve.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: But yeah, yeah, so I'm I'm I'm out of there.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about going to New Jersey or coming
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: back into the city.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: Coming back into the city.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the curve.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and when you're when you're out of the curve,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: and then there's those stop lights. Yeah, that's why there's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: a lot of traffic sometimes. And there was a guy
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: that was trying to go around me, and I wouldn't
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: let him go around, and then he got stuck behind me,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: and so we're in a lot of traffic and he's
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: I look in my rearview window and he's looking behind
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: me waving, and I was like, yeah, joke's on you
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: dumb ass. Now you just have to still have to
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: sit in traffic. Why are you waving at me? I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: was already in the traffic. And also, why are you
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: acting like I lost? I'm still I was in the traffic.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: That all that. I mean in the eighties, nineties, even
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: early two thousands of the way to get back at
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: someone like that would be flip them off. Yeah. Now
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: the way is give him a thumbs up. Yeah that
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: will enrage. So, yeah, you give someone a thumbs up,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: or even if they do something to you, you're like,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, real cool, buddy. Yeah, thumbs up is the
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: new middle finger. There's no doubt in my mind that
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: there's no bigger aggression than the thumbs up.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Thumbs up is good, it's passive aggression.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good job, buddy.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Even if you text message on the thumbs up, it
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: is an affront. Have you ever been text message? Like?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Not that. Even the thumbs up on a text message, Okay,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: that's fine. But if you find the emoji the thumbs
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: up and send it, you're like, oh fuck you.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, even liking the message though it is usually pretty nasty.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: With the thumbs up, Yeah, because haha, exclamation point one
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: of those thumbs up is heart. Thumbs up is crazy crazy.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Not even microaggression, that's just macro aggression, massive aggression, massive aggression.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: Diego clip this. Get this to the masses they need
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: to know.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I did never I never thought I was
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: a road rage guy. I was always like, yeah, no,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: I don't just go in. I was like, I'm just
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: gonna go. I'm gonna get there. When I get there,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: it's not a big deal. The haul in tunnel is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: a different level of rage. Dude.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: The I posted that clip again, the original one, and
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: it did exactly the same thing that it did two
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: years ago. Yeah, dummy virus got like five thousand comments
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: change means of people fucking eighty nine comments long, just
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: arguing with each other, screaming at each other, and a
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: lot of people being like, try that in Chicago. I
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: dare you. I hope you come to Chicago. I'm waiting,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm not coming to Chicago. I'm not
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: gonna rent a car in Chicago. Go to your busiest
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: fucking tunnel entry and do exactly this.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: But it's also like, and if you do what, you're
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: gonna kill me.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna murder me.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's enough you're gonna go to jail for life.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I bet there's people in Chicago who would do this.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: There's enough principled, fat polish guys with open carries and
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: handlebar mustaches that would fucking do this shit.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, protect protect The people love saying that, like, oh
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: try that in this town. It's like, and what what's
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: gonna happen?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I usually just lie when I Sometimes I used
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: to respond I don't anymore, but I would, I would
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: write back. I actually did that in Detroit three weeks ago,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: and nothing happened. You know, the gangs had my back
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: there they were. It was fine.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: They said that road rage comes from a survival instinct, though,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: because you have such a heightened sense of everything that's
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: going on, because you're driving a car at a speed
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: where the slightest turn could kill you. So you have
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: this heightened awareness of everything that's going on, and it
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: raises all of your temperatures. And so if somebody is
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: like something that wouldn't really piss you off because you
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: are so heightened and so on edge and so aware
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: of your mortality, how it's literally in your hands, then
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: you're at a point where it's like, fuck you, you're gonna
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: fucking get ahead of me, like threaten me, threatened my life.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I get it. I get that when the
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: driving is dangerous from the standpoint of we're going fast,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: someone did something dangerous, you're putting my survival at risk.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: When you're stopped in traffic, you're not really at that risk.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe its fury over being having time the time.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: I will say, when I'm in a cab going from
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: like Newark to my apartment, it's not your day.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: But it stopped them from doing it.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: But they cut the Oh I'm not I'm not complaining
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: at all I know, but fuck those guys. You wait
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: in the line.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: You can. You can justify it by saying, yeah, you're
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: not going to tell your driver how to do his job.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah he doesn't speak English.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, he's innocent.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: You're not going to use Google Translate to say senor
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: please please obey the social contract. We're all in this together.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: We are one people first.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to try and guess his ethnicity
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: like some Andrew Schultz crowd work.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I left enough time, yeah, for for fifteen minutes at
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: the Delta lounge. Should I Yeah?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Huffing on the way to the airport, it's way more
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: stress on the way home. Who gives a fuck? Yeah?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Uh does never traffic on the way to the I
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: don't get this. I don't get this phenomenon that I
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: mentioned though, which is when people do make up these
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: fucking bullshit stories to comment and say, you know, I
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: was driving my infant son who was having an asthma
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: attack to the hospital the other day, and someone did this.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: And they're enraged by your post, and they want to
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: justify their rage with some type of scenario where it
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: would have been appropriate for them to have that much rage,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: where they shouldn't give a fuck about your post.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Well, they're just to me. It's like, you're you're making
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: that up to weirdly virtue signal or potentially you do
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: have a son and you're imagining a nightmare scenario where
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: this would make you really angry at.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. But you're testing karma by invoking
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: your child's death or older father's death.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: It's a weird fan to see.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, It's like when Big Cat was telling have you
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: heard Big Hat tell the story about when he uh
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: the guy that created quest bars? They had him on
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: part of my take and they're like, solo, what was
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: like the inspiration behind quest bars? And he was like,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: I imagined to my wife and my daughter getting raped in
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: the middle of the night. I wouldn't be able to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: defend them. And they were like, all right.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Ah, yes, throwing quest bars that are potential rapist Yeah,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: one of the most tried and true thwarting techniques.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now in Ninja Star.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they were like, that's a weird thought to be having.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: Don't hit that house on thirty two West Helm. They
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: got they've got a pantry full of fucking cookies. And
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: cream quest bars.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they've even got the tortilla chips in that house.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Success does sound sweet, but then you look at some
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: of the mindsets that people have to go to to
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: find success for themselves, and it's like, it's probably not
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: worth it.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: You're all nuts. That's like what whiplash is about. Yeah,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: oh so, because he's insane and he's like doing all
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: these things to be one of the greats.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: M hm.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: But it's like, he's crazy.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I don't need to be one of the greats.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: That's why he gets like hit by the eighteen wheeler
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 6: and then he still runs to the venue and they're like, dude,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: you're fucking nuts.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Can't people just low key become one of the greats?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: Me, you're watching it right now.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: I think being one of the greats is a ridiculous dream.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Like Bob Dylan, he would have low key became one
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: of the greats, except for he had to have that
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: fourteen year.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: Old Bob Dylan is one of the greats.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Uh No, he's a child rapist. No.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: And also Michael Jackson is one of the greats as well,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: So let's be honest.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: No, he's not bro I don't listen to any of
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: his catalog anymore.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you do. You were Justice the Jordan. He were
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: just listening to Billy Jean on the way over here.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: No, you know what, My my favorite Michael Jackson song
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: is Human Nature, which is definitely about pedophilia. Yeah, why
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: why tell him that it's you nature? What? What are
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: you justifying? Michael?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: The weirdest, the weirdest, Uh. Michael Jackson video is the
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: one where what's his name pushes him into the pool.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: Who's the little boy that he definitely call mcaulay culkin
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: and he pushes him too the pool.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: That's nasty work.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know the video.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: It's uncomfortable, like you've.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Watched it a couple too many times. Sounds like you
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: know every detail.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: That's why I just said, have you seen the video?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 6: And then I can't name anything that happens in the
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: video side fro him getting pushed in the pool.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you're really trying to twist my words, trying
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: to tist my words. I was like, you're fucking weirdly
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: obsessed with McCaulay culkin.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: I will say the diddy thing has me thinking. The
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: diddy thing has me thinking it's like, how many pedophiles
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: are really out there? It's starting to feel like it's
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: got to be like fifty percent.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: No, that seems high. Well, you'd have to imagine there
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: are a lot that have it in our and have
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: the control not to act on.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, most, I would say most, you think, Yeah, definitely.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I wonder I think that it's I think it's the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: other way around. Is I think that that, like, so
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: many of them have been squeezed out, and there's few
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: enough of them right now and so like, but there's
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: too many labels to go around for pedophile, so they
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: are slapping labels of pedophile on whoever fucking they can
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: get a hold of.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 6: I don't know, dude. It's like you got the Epstein Ship,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: which is like every famous white person, then you got
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 6: the Diddy thing, which is pretty much every famous black person,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: and then you got like, I just watched that Quiet
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 6: on Set documentary last week. It's like there was three
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 6: pedophiles working on the set, just coincidentally.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: But these are places, I mean, at least the last one.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: Quiet on Set, where pedophiles would work.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an industry where you would go at the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: zoom Yeah.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was saying, I was thinking that when I
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: was watching it, because they were like, there was like
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: an interview with Dan Schneider when they came out with
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: what is it all that the sketch show? And they
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: were and he was like there was just no He
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 6: was like, no one was making good kids sketch shows.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, because all of the sketch comedy writers
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: wanted to work for SNL. Yeah, they didn't want to
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: work for kids.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they did have a.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: Good sketch shows at that time.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: They want to work for a show.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, what was I gonna say? I wanted to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: say about the pedophile thing? I think I heard that
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: in Japan they there is always this thought of like
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: manufacturing child sex dolls to satisfy the urges of would
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: be pedophiles. And it's controversial because it's twisted in a way,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: but the theory is that if they are able to
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: take out those urges here, it prevents it at least
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: satisfies them so that they.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: Don't does it though, I don't know, because if you
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: have a if there's an adult that is like a
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: virgin kind of a weirdo who has a sex doll,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: doesn't they they don't. They probably want to fuck girls more.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: After they're saying it's giving them a taste for blood.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like, well now I want to fuck the actual.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Blood in the water thing. Well, they could just accompany
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: the child sex doll with like a twenty five year
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: prison sentence that comes in the same box.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: True, Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: If I know pedophiles as well as I think I do,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: sas on this one, right, if they're not using those Japanese.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 6: Or as yours sex dolls.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Then they're probably watching child pornography, which is gonna have
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: a similar effect.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: That is true.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: That is true.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: You're they're they're fanning the flames of the fantasy until
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: they can't handle it anymore. Yeah.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: The weird thing about all these guys is they are
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: organized pedophiles. I don't know that seems generous. Have you
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: ever seen I mean, quiet on set. This guy had
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: like file cabinets for each of his victims.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: But these are the prolific I mean, you're you're talking
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: about the Babe Ruth of pedophiles.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: You're talking about guys that have documentaries made after them.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these are the greats.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: These aren't the guys that are this is the Mount
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: Rushmore pedophiles.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: These aren't guys that are just like.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 6: Stump On right, Today's Mount Rushmore.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: All right, today's draft pedophile.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Eddie, who do you got?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: But the uh, the guys who are getting caught on
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: to catch a predator or I mean to catch a
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: predator has spawned a dozen vigilante shows where they just
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: catch guys in uh walmarts.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: But that's another that's another reason to think, like, Okay,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: it's got to be common enough to the point that
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: if they made an entire hit reality TV show on it,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: like they couldn't do. They couldn't do Catch a Predator.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: About people who fuck animals, it's like.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: That Louis bit though that you talked about.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. It is so many people's mortal fear,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: even if they have no proclivity towards it at all.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: We all a lot of people have had that nightmare, right, Yeah?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: What Louis has that bit?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: Which one? I was thinking of the animal one now
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking of the SNL monologue.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: One. No, it's not out the SNL monologue. It's on
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: the album which he won the grammy sorry. Yeah, where
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: he talks about how like even people who have no
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: no fantasy or urges whatsoever and are normally wired, uh,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: still have that terrifying fear.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Just as like we all do, that they're going to
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: kid or that no.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: That they're going to be accused of it. Oh doesn't
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: is that what he says?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: I don't know. He has one bit. Are you thinking
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: of the one where he where his girlfriend sends him
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: the little girl's panties? Yes, Yeah, that's exactly the best.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to throw them out because he because
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, I can't chop him up and place them in
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: different ditches along the country.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's it's like, you know, even being completely
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: having someone completely fabricate that you are that way, or
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: that you know someone's gonna believe it.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Like did he?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah? He has another bit on the SNL monologue where.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Fake if it is, don't wouldn't we all feel kind
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: of rotten about ourselves? Probably we've jumped to conclusions. He
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: hasn't had a single charge levied against him.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: They were saying that he got JB though Jordan Berry
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 6: Justin bieber bro Come on, now, stay up damn. They're
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: saying he got JB. And they're saying that, Uh.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course they're saying that, Like Dom lu Craye
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: is saying that.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: And they're saying that the Nickelodeon guy got Leo DiCaprio,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: which he did for sure. Have you seen the video
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: that he like hugs him, He like he's like rubbing
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: his arms.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: Really weird. I mean I saw them saying he got
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: JB because he like patted his chest. I don't know.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: That's how Pat Bev like greeted me.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, then son of a boy.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: That's been son of a boy, Dad be in Philadelphia anyways.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: But back to your experiences with the Catholic Church. Let's
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: go back to talking about your time in Boston with
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: the Catholic Church.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: Bro you were literally second mile.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: That's Francis's joke that you're fucking repacking.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: Bringing it back.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: I butchered it so he can clean it up.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: It's open. No, he would have even had the reference.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: No, he wouldn't have.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 6: Now I do bro thatt In fueled the fire. You
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: do not want to give me any ammunition killer like me.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: You put a fucking bullet in a killer's gun. You
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: know someone's going down exactly. Uh.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I thought there was more. We had more on this
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: though that this. I don't think we've closed the loop here.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 6: It's been a lot of pedophile talk.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do that though. That's one of our big ones.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 6: Safe to assume this one will not be getting monetized.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: My wife had him play that whole slug Christ song.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: My wife just texted me she was She said, oh no,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: SaaS stated at the same hotel as we are. No.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: Wait, we did twenty minutes on Slug Christ and you
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: guys were talking about it, and I was thinking to myself,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: I haven't spoken in a while. And then I looked
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: down and realized I was wearing a cream shawl card again. Yeah,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: and I thought, this isn't really the outfit for a
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: slug Christ.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: Weigh in, No, it isn't. But I bet there are
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 6: some guys out there who listen to Slug Christ too,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: dressed like you now, because they found Jesus, found Jesus,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: they found the real Christ.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Did slug Christ? Does he rap about Jesus away?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Slugging of Christ? I want to do is when I'm
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: chugging some church wine, you know what I mean?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Oh yeah, then I'm slugging christ.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we don't have to talk about petophilet.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Let's record again. Tomorrow, let's bank when tomorrow.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 6: Does that mean that we have to bank one tomorrow?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't mean we have to, but it just
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: would be good to get ahead of it.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: It would I will not be here.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about your comment, you about how you think
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: there are a lot out there that are not acting
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: on it, that have the restraint.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: You think that there's sleeper cell pedophiles that are like
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: willing to be activated if like, if if the laws
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: just get changed, they'll wake up like the terminator and
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: like their eyes will blink.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: And the dude, there's gay people. There's gay dudes who
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: who don't act on their gay orgees ever, and that's accepted.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: What do you mean what do you mean it's accepting?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: How do we nobody knows? What do you mean it's accepted?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: What do you mean? What do you mean on what
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: I mean? What do you mean?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: No, you don't get to what do you mean? Why?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: I'm saying that thinking that there's not pedophiles out there
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: that are that are not fucking kids. There's gay dudes
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 6: out there who aren't fucking dude.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Why why? Why is that a feather there? Why is it?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Why does that what parallel pedophiles and gay dudes.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: I'm saying, it's like an urge that you're that they're resisting.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: Well, then you could say that there are people resisting
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: the urge to put their penis in a handsaw.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: I don't think that's as common.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: You'd be surprised.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: I think I think that was a pretty reasonable comparison
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: that I made.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: But there's any you could make up any urge that
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: people about sexual urges that people don't act on.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: One is like, I guess you could say there are
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: straight people out there who are you're arguing furries.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: Who don't dress up in costumes. There's yeah, exactly. So
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: you're arguing that pedophile is just an orientation.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: That's an interesting point, that it's an orientation and it's
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: not their fault.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: That's your argument that you're arguing for maps for minor
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: attracted peer.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: If you if you say that being gay is not
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: a choice, then you would say that being a pedophile
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: is not a choice. By your logic, you guys.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 6: Have kind of walked me into a little bit of
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 6: of a tough place to speak on where I feel
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: like I don't really know what the right answer is because.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: You're a map.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: If I had to guess, I would assume being a
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: pedophile is something you're born and with, Oh no, yeah,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: I actually don't know that. I disagree with that. I
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 6: would assume there's not a dude out there who's fucking
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 6: like hot girls all the time who's like, yeah, I'm
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 6: gonna start fucking kids. Probably that seems like a good
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: route to take with no actual I mean, if you
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: want to fuck kids, you want to fuck kids.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: I'm glad this is this deep in the episode that
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: you're saying this, because this is the worst thing you've
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: ever said.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: I don't it's it's crazy. What is the other? What's
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: the other option?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: It follows Louie's argument on the monologue, which is that
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: the consequences are so bad that why would anyone ever
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: make the choice to do that?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Because they're predators and this is prey.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 6: I could see this. I could see you getting your
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: brain rewired enough to a point that you are like,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 6: all of a sudden, you want to fuck kids.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: It's because you want to have sexual experience, Like if
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: you get less people who are are malleable enough that
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: you could mold their mind into doing what you want
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: because they don't have fully formed brains.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's probably the more sort of psycho.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, lead with that next time instead of letting me
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 6: ramble on about what I think if you have some
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 6: well thought out opinion on it, don't let me say
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 6: my just.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Thought of his opinion right now. But it came to
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: me as common sense that they're called sexual predator.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: You're everyone's waiting for me to speak up on what
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: I think about.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, it's not their fault.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: Act, I don't have an opinion. I don't have an opinion,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: and I never said it's not their fault.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: You definitely have an opinion.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: No, you voiced opinions and then walking back.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: Because we're on a podcast, I can't just not have a.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: Oh there's a mic in front. I guess i'd better
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: say something. In no way do I actually subscribe to
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: this belief.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: I don't think that pedophiles are good people.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you? Wow glad we glad we clarified
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: that notion.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you saying it so plainly like that makes
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: it seem like he thinks he doth protest too much.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: Well, in all of like the movies and stuff about
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: serial killers, who usually are fucking they're victims and stuff,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 6: they're all like they all were musted as a child.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: The question I would have then, is, is is being
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: a serial killer something you're born with?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 6: No, it's usually if your mom hates you.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 10: Don't.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Don't you have well adjusted, well raised serial killers. Doesn't
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: that happen?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: I Laundry or whatever the fuck that dude's name is.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: I never followed that story. But didn't they have a
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: nuclear family.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 6: I don't think he was.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Was that the guy that put his wife and kids
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: in the grain silo?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 6: No, Bryan Laundry is the Gabtito guy, and he wasn't
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: a serial killer.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know, And I didn't follow this case.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have this womanly obsession with serial killers like
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: you do.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 6: I don't either. But I know Brian Laundry because it
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: was the biggest news story probably in the last five years.
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  Speaker 2: That was Gabby Patito's killer. Yeah, hmm, I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: his name.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad we kept going so we could unearth your fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, you're gonna want to cut.
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  Speaker 6: I don't give it. God damn a by what we cut?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I know is I'm gonna be in Providence, Rhode Island
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  Speaker 6: next week or this weekend. Sorry, not next weekend. I'm
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 6: gonna be in Providence Island tonight, tonight, Thursday night tonight
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  Speaker 6: and tomorrow night and the next night. So please come.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be in Philly all weekend.
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  Speaker 6: There's plenty of tickets already sold for that. Let's really
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  Speaker 6: focus in on Providence, Rhode Island this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Providence. I mean, if you're Boston like you come down
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: to Providence pretty easy come up from you know. Yeah,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: travel Connecticut. That's a fun place to go to over weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Or if you're a friar, if you go to the
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: school there at Providence. Yeah, that's one of the funnest
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: party schools it is.
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  Speaker 2: Providence College is really good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, good fly fishing out there too, bringing my rod Jesus,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: bringing my wand out there. Brandon Walker texted me yesterday
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 6: and he goes, I hope you're doing well. And I
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 6: said what, And he said, I hope you're doing okay.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 6: Don't make this weird. And I was like, did someone die?
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  Speaker 6: I said, I said, I thought Ron died. That was
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 6: my instant thought was like Ron died, and I and
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 6: I and like it was in the YAK group chat
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  Speaker 6: and I hadn't read the news yet.
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  Speaker 1: That that's so funny because last time you texted Brandon
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Walker you just said some random shit to him and
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: he acted weird towards you.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: That's true, and now you're doing all the message. I said,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 6: is Penic's JUNI you're better than Jay and Daniels And
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 6: he said no, and then I said we'll see and
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 6: I said, then why do you ask?
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  Speaker 1: So you guys just have this fucking icy relationship where.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 6: He texted me at seven pm and said, god damn it,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 6: I hope you're doing well. And I said, what the
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 6: hell does that mean? He said, and he said, I
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: hope you're doing okay. And I said, I'm doing fine.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 6: Why did something happen? And he said, I'm just saying hello,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 6: don't be weird about it. And I said, I thought
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 6: Rone died and he said, well, now you made it
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 6: weird and I said, you've lost your goddamn mind.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: I hope you're doing okay is very different from I
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: hope you're doing well. Those two messages carried very different connotations.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: It's a little bit of a weird message to get
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  Speaker 6: at seven thirty pm.
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  Speaker 1: He's just probably happy that you're not betting his sister.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, I think him saying god damn it, I hope
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: you're doing well would assuage any worry I might have that.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 6: I think when he said goddamning me. Yeah, I think
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 6: he said that because I said because I read the
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 6: messages last time, and he probably got back to him.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: Oh right, right, Well you mentioned that he was your
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: best friend. Well he is, which is very funny.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, odd couple one of my you should come to
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: England with this.
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  Speaker 6: He did text and say no time to go fishing,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: let me know.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: And yeah, but he doesn't he like pond fishes.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: I hate to break it, bro, I've been doing some
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: pond fishing and it is.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's where I call that big ass bass this weekend.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, that's where you catch the bass in the
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: fucking ponds.
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  Speaker 6: It was very fun.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're shooting fish in a barrel.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: It's so easy, right, I mean it's so easy.
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  Speaker 2: All right, that's it.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 6: All right, Providence of ad Island. This weekend, let's ask what.
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  Speaker 1: Website, Kelly, come see Francis.
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  Speaker 2: Goodbye Francis Elles dot com m