Latest / Daily Sci-Fi Books / 06 - Flatland- A Romance of Many Dimensions - Edwin Abbott Abbott
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Part two. Other Worlds O brave new worlds that have
- 0:06Speaker 1: such people in them. Section thirteen. How I had a
- 0:11Speaker 1: vision of Lineland. It was the last day but one
- 0:16Speaker 1: of the nineteen hundred and ninety ninth year of our era,
- 0:19Speaker 1: and the first day of the long vacation. Having amused
- 0:23Speaker 1: myself till a late hour with my favorite recreation of geometry,
- 0:27Speaker 1: I had retired to rest with an unsolved problem in
- 0:31Speaker 1: my mind. In the night, I had a dream. Reader's Note.
- 0:37Speaker 1: The following paragraph makes reference to a diagram. The diagram
- 0:42Speaker 1: is headed my view of Lineland. Beneath this title and
- 0:47Speaker 1: centrally placed is a square labeled myself, and that from
- 0:52Speaker 1: left to right on a horizontal plane are four dots
- 0:56Speaker 1: labeled women, a short dash labeled a boy, six longer
- 1:02Speaker 1: dashes marked men. Then, directly below myself a thick dash
- 1:08Speaker 1: labeled the King, with an eye looking out from either end.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Under the eyes is written the King's eyes much larger
- 1:16Speaker 1: than the reality, showing that his Majesty could see nothing
- 1:20Speaker 1: but a point. The horizontal line then continues towards the
- 1:25Speaker 1: right with seven dashes marked men, one dash marked a boy,
- 1:30Speaker 1: and seven dots marked women. End of reader's note. I
- 1:36Speaker 1: saw before me a vast multitude of small straight lines,
- 1:40Speaker 1: which I naturally assumed to be women, interspersed with other
- 1:44Speaker 1: beings still smaller and of the nature of lustrous points,
- 1:48Speaker 1: all moving to and fro in one and the same
- 1:52Speaker 1: straight line, and as nearly as I could judge, with
- 1:55Speaker 1: the same velocity. A noise of confuse, multitudinous chirping or
- 2:02Speaker 1: twittering issued from them at intervals as long as they
- 2:05Speaker 1: were moving, but sometimes they ceased from motion, and then
- 2:09Speaker 1: all was silence. Approaching one of the largest of what
- 2:14Speaker 1: I thought to be women, I accosted her, but received
- 2:17Speaker 1: no answer. A second and third appeal on my part
- 2:21Speaker 1: were equally ineffectual. Losing patience at what appeared to me
- 2:27Speaker 1: intolerable rudeness, I brought my mouth into a position full
- 2:31Speaker 1: in front of her mouth, so as to intercept her motion,
- 2:35Speaker 1: and loudly repeated my question, woman, what signifies this concourse
- 2:41Speaker 1: and this strange and confused chirping, and this monotonous motion
- 2:46Speaker 1: to and fro in one and the same straight line.
- 2:52Speaker 1: I am no woman, replied the small line. I am
- 2:55Speaker 1: the monarch of the world. But thou, whence intruders thou
- 3:00Speaker 1: into my realm of Lineland. Receiving this abrupt reply, I
- 3:06Speaker 1: begged pardon if I had in any way startled or
- 3:09Speaker 1: molested his royal Highness, and describing myself as a stranger,
- 3:14Speaker 1: I besought the King to give me some account of
- 3:17Speaker 1: his dominions. But I had the greatest possible difficulty in
- 3:21Speaker 1: obtaining any information on points that really interested me, for
- 3:25Speaker 1: the Monarch could not refrain from constantly assuming that whatever
- 3:30Speaker 1: was familiar to him must also be known to me,
- 3:33Speaker 1: and that I was simulating ignorance in jest. However, by
- 3:39Speaker 1: persevering questions, I elicited the following facts. It seemed that
- 3:44Speaker 1: this poor ignorant monarch, as he called himself, was persuaded
- 3:49Speaker 1: that the straight line which he called his kingdom, and
- 3:53Speaker 1: in which he passed his existence, constituted the whole of
- 3:56Speaker 1: the world, and indeed the whole of space. Not being
- 4:02Speaker 1: able either to move or to see save in his
- 4:05Speaker 1: straight line, he had no conception of anything out of it.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Though he had heard my voice when I first addressed him,
- 4:14Speaker 1: the sounds had come to him in a manner so
- 4:16Speaker 1: contrary to his experience that he had made no answer,
- 4:20Speaker 1: seeing no man as he expressed it and hearing a voice,
- 4:24Speaker 1: as it were, from my own intestines. Until the moment
- 4:28Speaker 1: when I placed my mouth in his world, he had
- 4:32Speaker 1: neither seen me nor heard anything except confused sounds beating
- 4:37Speaker 1: against what I called his side, but what he called
- 4:41Speaker 1: his inside or stomach. Nor had he even now the
- 4:46Speaker 1: least conception of the region from which I had come.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Outside his world or line. All was a blank to him,
- 4:56Speaker 1: Nay not even a blank, for a blank implies say. Rather,
- 5:02Speaker 1: all was nonexistent his subjects, of whom the small lions
- 5:08Speaker 1: were men and the points women were all alike, confined
- 5:12Speaker 1: in motion and eyesight to that single straight line which
- 5:17Speaker 1: was their world. It need scarcely be added that the
- 5:21Speaker 1: whole of their horizon was limited to a point. Nor
- 5:25Speaker 1: could anyone ever see anything but a point, man, woman, child, thing.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Each was a point to the eye of a linelander.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Only by the sound of the voice could sex or
- 5:40Speaker 1: age be distinguished. Moreover, as each individual occupied the whole
- 5:46Speaker 1: of the narrow path, so to speak, which constituted his universe,
- 5:51Speaker 1: and no one could move to the right or left
- 5:54Speaker 1: to make way for passers by, it followed that no
- 5:58Speaker 1: linelander could ever pass Once neighbours always neighbours. Neighborhood with
- 6:05Speaker 1: them was like marriage with us. Neighbours remained neighbours till
- 6:10Speaker 1: death did them part. Such a life, with all vision
- 6:16Speaker 1: limited to a point and all motion to a straight line,
- 6:20Speaker 1: seemed to me inexpressibly dreary, and I was surprised to
- 6:25Speaker 1: note the vivacity and cheerfulness of the King. Wondering whether
- 6:30Speaker 1: it was possible, amid circumstances so unfavorable to domestic relations,
- 6:36Speaker 1: to enjoy the pleasures of conjugal union. I hesitated for
- 6:40Speaker 1: some time to question his Royal Highness on so delicate
- 6:44Speaker 1: a subject, but at last I plunged into it by
- 6:47Speaker 1: abruptly inquiring as to the health of his family, My
- 6:52Speaker 1: wives and children, he replied, are well and happy. Staggered
- 6:57Speaker 1: at this answer, for in the immediate proximity of the Monarch,
- 7:01Speaker 1: as I had noted in my dream before I entered Lymeland,
- 7:04Speaker 1: there were none but men, I ventured to reply, Pardon me,
- 7:09Speaker 1: but I cannot imagine how your Royal Highness can at
- 7:12Speaker 1: any time either see or approach their majesties when there
- 7:17Speaker 1: are at least half a dozen intervening individuals whom you
- 7:21Speaker 1: can neither see through nor pass by. Is it possible
- 7:25Speaker 1: that in Lineland proximity is not necessary for marriage and
- 7:29Speaker 1: for the generation of children? How can you ask so
- 7:34Speaker 1: absurd a question, replied the monarch. If it were indeed
- 7:39Speaker 1: as you suggest, the universe would soon be depopulated. No, no,
- 7:44Speaker 1: neighborhood is needless for the union of hearts, and the
- 7:48Speaker 1: birth of children is too important a matter to have
- 7:52Speaker 1: been allowed to depend upon such an accident as proximity.
- 7:57Speaker 1: You cannot be ignorant of this, Yet, since you are
- 8:01Speaker 1: pleased to affect ignorance, I will instruct you as if
- 8:05Speaker 1: you were the veriest baby in Lineland. Know then, that
- 8:10Speaker 1: marriages are consummated by means of the faculty of sound
- 8:14Speaker 1: and the sense of hearing. You are, of course aware
- 8:18Speaker 1: that every man has two mouths or voices, as well
- 8:21Speaker 1: as two eyes, a base at one and a tenor
- 8:25Speaker 1: at the other of his extremities. I should not mention this,
- 8:29Speaker 1: but that I have been unable to distinguish your tenor.
- 8:32Speaker 1: In the course of our conversation, I replied that I
- 8:37Speaker 1: had but one voice, and that I had not been
- 8:40Speaker 1: aware that His Royal Highness had two, That confirms my impression,
- 8:45Speaker 1: said the King that you are not a man, but
- 8:48Speaker 1: a feminine monstrosity with a base voice and an utterly
- 8:52Speaker 1: uneducated ear. But to continue, nature herself, having ordained that
- 8:59Speaker 1: every man should wed two wives, why two, asked I.
- 9:05Speaker 1: You carry your affected simplicity too far, He cried, how
- 9:11Speaker 1: can there be a completely harmonious union without the combination
- 9:15Speaker 1: of the four in one viz. The base and tenor
- 9:19Speaker 1: of the man, and the soprano and contralto of the
- 9:22Speaker 1: two women. But supposing, said I, that a man should
- 9:28Speaker 1: prefer one wife or three, it is impossible, he said.
- 9:34Speaker 1: It is as inconceivable as that two and one should
- 9:37Speaker 1: make five, or that the human eye should see a
- 9:40Speaker 1: straight line. I would have interrupted him, but he proceeded
- 9:45Speaker 1: as follows. Once in the middle of each week, a
- 9:49Speaker 1: law of nature compels us to move to and fro
- 9:53Speaker 1: with a rhythmic motion of more than usual violence, which
- 9:57Speaker 1: continues for the time you would take to count one
- 10:00Speaker 1: hundred and one. In the midst of this choral dance,
- 10:05Speaker 1: at the fifty first pulsation, the inhabitants of the universe
- 10:09Speaker 1: pause in full career, and each individual sends forth his
- 10:14Speaker 1: richest fullest, sweetest strain. It is in this decisive moment
- 10:19Speaker 1: that all our marriages are made. So exquisite is the
- 10:24Speaker 1: adaptation of base to treble of tenor to contralto that.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Oftentimes the loved ones, though twenty thousand leagues away, recognize
- 10:34Speaker 1: at once the responsive note of their destined lover, and
- 10:38Speaker 1: penetrating the paltry obstacles of distance, love unites the three.
- 10:44Speaker 1: The marriage, in that instant, consummated results in a threefold
- 10:48Speaker 1: male and female offspring, which takes its place in Lineland.
- 10:53Speaker 1: What always threefold? Said I must one wife then always
- 10:59Speaker 1: have twins? Base voice monstrosity, yes, replied the king. How
- 11:05Speaker 1: else could the balance of the sexes be maintained if
- 11:08Speaker 1: two girls were not born for every boy? Would you
- 11:12Speaker 1: ignore the very alphabet of nature? He ceased speechless for fury,
- 11:18Speaker 1: and some time elapsed before I could induce him to
- 11:21Speaker 1: resume his narrative. You will, not, of course, suppose that
- 11:26Speaker 1: every bachelor among us finds his mates at the first
- 11:29Speaker 1: wooing in this universal marriage chorus. On the contrary, the
- 11:33Speaker 1: process is by most of us, many times repeated. Few
- 11:38Speaker 1: are the hearts whose happy lot it is at once
- 11:40Speaker 1: to recognize in each other's voices the partner intended for
- 11:44Speaker 1: them by providence, and to fly into a reciprocal and
- 11:47Speaker 1: perfectly harmonious embrace. With most of us, the courtship is
- 11:52Speaker 1: of long duration. The wooer's voices may perhaps accord with
- 11:57Speaker 1: one of the future wives, but not with both, or
- 12:00Speaker 1: not at first with either, or the soprano and contralto
- 12:05Speaker 1: may not quite harmonize. In such cases, Nature has provided
- 12:10Speaker 1: that every weekly chorus shall bring the three lovers into
- 12:14Speaker 1: closer harmony. Each trial of voice, each fresh discovery of discord,
- 12:20Speaker 1: almost imperceptibly induces the less perfect to modify his or
- 12:26Speaker 1: her vocal utterance so as to approximate to the more perfect.
- 12:31Speaker 1: And after many trials and many approximations, the result is
- 12:36Speaker 1: at last achieved. There comes a day, at last, when,
- 12:40Speaker 1: while the wonted marriage chorus goes forth from universal Lineland,
- 12:45Speaker 1: the three far off lovers suddenly find themselves in exact harmony,
- 12:51Speaker 1: And before they are aware, the wedded triplet is wrapped
- 12:55Speaker 1: vocally into a duplicate embrace, and Nature rejoices over one
- 13:00Speaker 1: more marriage and over three more births. Section fourteen. How
- 13:08Speaker 1: I vainly tried to explain the nature of flatland. Thinking
- 13:14Speaker 1: that it was time to bring down the monarch from
- 13:16Speaker 1: his raptures to the level of common sense, I determined
- 13:20Speaker 1: to endeavor to open up to him some glimpses of
- 13:23Speaker 1: the truth, that is to say, of the nature of
- 13:26Speaker 1: things in flatland. So I began, thus, how does your
- 13:32Speaker 1: Royal Highness distinguish the shapes and positions of his subjects? I,
- 13:37Speaker 1: for my part, noticed, by the sense of sight before
- 13:40Speaker 1: I entered your kingdom, that some of your people are
- 13:43Speaker 1: lines and others points, and that some of the lines
- 13:46Speaker 1: are larger. You speak of an impossibility, interrupted the king.
- 13:51Speaker 1: You must have seen a vision. For to detect the
- 13:55Speaker 1: difference between a line and a point by the sense
- 13:58Speaker 1: of sight is, as every one knows in the nature
- 14:02Speaker 1: of things, impossible. But it can be detected by the
- 14:06Speaker 1: sense of hearing, and by the same means my shape
- 14:10Speaker 1: can be exactly as attained. Behold me, I am aligned
- 14:15Speaker 1: the longest in lineland, over six inches of space of length,
- 14:21Speaker 1: I ventured to suggest. Fool said he spaces length. Interrupt
- 14:28Speaker 1: me again, and I have done. I apologized, but he
- 14:33Speaker 1: continued scornfully. Since you are impervious to argument, you shall
- 14:38Speaker 1: hear with your ears. How by means of my two voices,
- 14:42Speaker 1: I reveal my shape to my wives, who are at
- 14:45Speaker 1: this moment six thousand miles seventy yards two feet eight
- 14:49Speaker 1: inches away, the one to the north, the other to
- 14:52Speaker 1: the south. Listen, I call to them, he chirruped, and
- 14:58Speaker 1: then complacently cont my wives at this moment, receiving the
- 15:03Speaker 1: sound of one of my voices closely followed by the other,
- 15:06Speaker 1: and perceiving that the latter reaches them after an interval
- 15:10Speaker 1: in which sound can traverse six point four five seven inches,
- 15:15Speaker 1: infer that one of my mouths is six point four
- 15:18Speaker 1: five seven inches further from them than the other, and
- 15:22Speaker 1: accordingly know my shape to be six point four five
- 15:26Speaker 1: seven inches. But you will, of course understand that my
- 15:30Speaker 1: wives do not make this calculation every time they hear
- 15:34Speaker 1: my two voices. They made it once for all, before
- 15:38Speaker 1: we were married, but they could make it at any time.
- 15:43Speaker 1: And in the same way I can estimate the shape
- 15:46Speaker 1: of any of my male subjects by the sense of sound.
- 15:50Speaker 1: But how said I, if a man feigns a woman's
- 15:55Speaker 1: voice with one of his two voices, or so disguises
- 15:58Speaker 1: his southern voice that it cannot be recognized as the
- 16:01Speaker 1: echo of the northern May not such deceptions cause great inconvenience?
- 16:08Speaker 1: And have you no means of checking frauds of this
- 16:10Speaker 1: kind by commanding your neighboring subjects to feel one another? This,
- 16:16Speaker 1: of course, was a very stupid question, for feeling could
- 16:19Speaker 1: not have answered the purpose. But I asked, with the
- 16:23Speaker 1: view of irritating the monarch, and I succeeded perfectly. What
- 16:29Speaker 1: cried he in horror, explain your meaning, feel, touch, come
- 16:36Speaker 1: into contact? I replied. If you mean by feeling, said
- 16:42Speaker 1: the king, approaching so close as to leave no space
- 16:47Speaker 1: between two individuals, no stranger that this offense is punishable
- 16:52Speaker 1: in my dominions by death, And the reason is obvious.
- 16:56Speaker 1: The frail form of a woman, being liable to be
- 17:00Speaker 1: shattered by such an approximation, must be preserved by the state.
- 17:05Speaker 1: But since women cannot be distinguished by the sense of
- 17:09Speaker 1: sight from man, the law ordains universally that neither man
- 17:13Speaker 1: nor woman shall be approached so closely as to destroy
- 17:17Speaker 1: the interval between the approximator and the approximated. And indeed,
- 17:22Speaker 1: what possible purpose would be served by this illegal and
- 17:26Speaker 1: unnatural excess of approximation, which you call touching, when all
- 17:32Speaker 1: the ends of so brutal and coarse a process are
- 17:35Speaker 1: attained at once, more easily and more exactly by the
- 17:38Speaker 1: sense of hearing. As to your suggested danger of deception,
- 17:43Speaker 1: it is non existent, for the voice being, the essence
- 17:47Speaker 1: of one's being, cannot be thus changed at will. But
- 17:52Speaker 1: come suppose that I had the power of passing through
- 17:55Speaker 1: solid things, so that I could penetrate my subjects one
- 17:59Speaker 1: after another, even to the number of a billion, verifying
- 18:03Speaker 1: the size and distance of each, by the sense of feeling.
- 18:08Speaker 1: How much time and energy would be wasted in this
- 18:10Speaker 1: clumsy and inaccurate method, Whereas now, in one moment of audition,
- 18:17Speaker 1: I take, as it were, the senses and statistics, local, corporal, mental,
- 18:22Speaker 1: and spiritual of every living being in Lineland. Hark only
- 18:28Speaker 1: hark so, saying he paused and listened, as if in
- 18:33Speaker 1: an ecstasy, to a sound which seemed to me no
- 18:37Speaker 1: better than a tiny chirping from an innumerable multitude of
- 18:41Speaker 1: Lilliputian grasshoppers. Truly replied, I, your sense of hearing serves
- 18:47Speaker 1: you in good stead and fills up many of your deficiencies.
- 18:52Speaker 1: But permit me to point out that your life in
- 18:54Speaker 1: Lineland must be deplorably dull to see nothing but a point,
- 19:01Speaker 1: not even to be able to contemplate a straight line, nay,
- 19:06Speaker 1: not even to know what a straight line is, to
- 19:10Speaker 1: see yet to be cut off from those linear prospects
- 19:14Speaker 1: which are vouchsafed to us in flat land. Better surely,
- 19:18Speaker 1: to have no sense of sight at all than to
- 19:20Speaker 1: see so little, I grant you, I have not your
- 19:25Speaker 1: discriminative faculty of hearing, for the concert of all line land,
- 19:29Speaker 1: which gives you such intense pleasure, is to me no
- 19:33Speaker 1: better than a multitudinous twittering or chirping. But at least
- 19:37Speaker 1: I can discern by sight a line from a point,
- 19:41Speaker 1: and let me prove it. Just before I came into
- 19:44Speaker 1: your kingdom, I saw you dancing from left to right,
- 19:48Speaker 1: and then from right to left, with seven men and
- 19:51Speaker 1: a woman in your immediate proximity on the left, and
- 19:54Speaker 1: eight men and two women on your right. Is not
- 19:58Speaker 1: this correct? It is correct, said the king, so far
- 20:02Speaker 1: as the numbers and sexes are concerned. Though I know
- 20:06Speaker 1: not what you mean by right and left, But I
- 20:09Speaker 1: deny that you saw these things. But how could you
- 20:13Speaker 1: see the line? That is to say, the inside of
- 20:17Speaker 1: any man. But you must have heard these things and
- 20:21Speaker 1: then dreamed that you saw them. And let me ask
- 20:25Speaker 1: what you mean by those words left and right. I
- 20:28Speaker 1: suppose it is your way of saying northwood and southward.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Not so, replied I. Besides your motion of northwood and southward,
- 20:38Speaker 1: there is another motion, which I call from right to left. King,
- 20:44Speaker 1: exhibit to me, if you please this motion from left
- 20:47Speaker 1: to right. I nay that I cannot do unless you
- 20:51Speaker 1: could step out of your line altogether. King, out of
- 20:56Speaker 1: my line? Do you mean out of the world, out
- 20:59Speaker 1: of space? I? Well, yes, out of your world, out
- 21:04Speaker 1: of your space. For your space is not the true space.
- 21:10Speaker 1: True space is a plane, but your space is only
- 21:14Speaker 1: a line. King. If you cannot indicate this motion from
- 21:19Speaker 1: left to right by yourself moving in it, then I
- 21:22Speaker 1: beg you to describe it to me in words. I.
- 21:26Speaker 1: If you cannot tell your right side from my left,
- 21:30Speaker 1: I fear that no words of mine can make my
- 21:32Speaker 1: meaning clear to you. But surely you cannot be ignorant
- 21:36Speaker 1: of so simple a distinction. King, I do not in
- 21:41Speaker 1: the least understand you. I alas, how shall I make
- 21:46Speaker 1: it clear? When you move straight on. Does it not
- 21:50Speaker 1: sometimes occur to you that you could move in some
- 21:53Speaker 1: other way, turning your eye round so as to look
- 21:57Speaker 1: in the direction to which your side is now fronting?
- 22:01Speaker 1: In other words, instead of always moving in the direction
- 22:05Speaker 1: of one of your extremities, do you never feel a
- 22:08Speaker 1: desire to move in the direction so to speak of
- 22:11Speaker 1: your side? King? Never? And what do you mean, how
- 22:18Speaker 1: can a man's inside front in any direction? Or how
- 22:22Speaker 1: can a man move in the direction of his inside? I? Well, then,
- 22:30Speaker 1: since words cannot explain the matter, I will try deeds
- 22:34Speaker 1: and will move gradually out of Lineland in the direction
- 22:38Speaker 1: which I desire to indicate to you. Reader's note. The
- 22:43Speaker 1: following paragraph makes reference to a diagram. The diagram shows
- 22:47Speaker 1: a horizontal line. At the left is marked Lineland with
- 22:51Speaker 1: an arrow pointing rightwood. At the right on the line
- 22:56Speaker 1: is a broad dash labeled the King. In the center
- 23:00Speaker 1: on the line is a horizontally shaded square, over which
- 23:04Speaker 1: is written my body just before I disappeared. End of
- 23:08Speaker 1: reader's note. At the word I began to move my
- 23:12Speaker 1: body out of Limeland as long as any part of
- 23:16Speaker 1: me remained in his dominion and in his view, the
- 23:19Speaker 1: King kept exclaiming, I see you. I see you. Still
- 23:23Speaker 1: you are not moving. But when I had at last
- 23:27Speaker 1: moved myself out of his line, he cried, in his
- 23:30Speaker 1: shrillest voice, she is banished, she is dead. I'm not dead,
- 23:36Speaker 1: replied I. I am simply out of limeland, that is
- 23:41Speaker 1: to say, out of the straight line which you call space,
- 23:45Speaker 1: and in the true space, where I can see things
- 23:48Speaker 1: as they are. And at this moment I can see
- 23:52Speaker 1: your line, or side, or inside, as you are pleased
- 23:56Speaker 1: to call it. And I can also see the men
- 23:59Speaker 1: and women the north and south of you, whom I
- 24:02Speaker 1: will now enumerate, describing their order, their size, and the
- 24:06Speaker 1: interval between each. When I had done this at great length,
- 24:11Speaker 1: I cried, triumphantly, does this at last convince you? And
- 24:16Speaker 1: with that I once more entered Lynland, taking up the
- 24:19Speaker 1: same position as before. But the monarch replied, if you
- 24:24Speaker 1: were a man of sense, though as you appear to
- 24:27Speaker 1: have only one voice, I have little doubt you are
- 24:30Speaker 1: not a man but a woman. But if you had
- 24:32Speaker 1: a particle of sense, you would listen to reason. You
- 24:37Speaker 1: ask me to believe that there is another line besides
- 24:40Speaker 1: that which my senses indicate, and another motion besides that
- 24:45Speaker 1: of which I am daily conscious, I in return ask
- 24:49Speaker 1: you to describe in words or indicate by motion that
- 24:53Speaker 1: other line of which you speak. Instead of moving, you
- 24:58Speaker 1: merely exercise some magic art of vanishing and returning to sight.
- 25:03Speaker 1: And instead of any lucid description of your new world,
- 25:07Speaker 1: you simply tell me the numbers and sizes of some
- 25:10Speaker 1: forty of my retinue facts known to any child in
- 25:14Speaker 1: my capital? Can anything be more irrational or audacious? Acknowledge
- 25:20Speaker 1: your folly or depart from my dominions. Furious at his perversity,
- 25:26Speaker 1: and especially indignant that he professed to be ignorant of
- 25:29Speaker 1: my sex, I retorted, in no measured terms, besotted being,
- 25:34Speaker 1: you think yourself the perfection of existence, while you are,
- 25:38Speaker 1: in reality the most imperfect and imbecile You profess to see,
- 25:44Speaker 1: whereas you can see nothing but a point. You plume
- 25:49Speaker 1: yourself on inferring the existence of a straight line. But
- 25:52Speaker 1: I can see straight lines, and infer the existence of angles, triangles, squares, pentagons, hexagons,
- 26:00Speaker 1: and even circles. Why waste more words? Suffice it that
- 26:07Speaker 1: I am the completion of your incomplete self. You are
- 26:11Speaker 1: a line, but I am a line of lines. Called
- 26:15Speaker 1: in my country a square, and even I infinitely superior,
- 26:20Speaker 1: though I am to you am of little account among
- 26:22Speaker 1: the great nobles of Flatland. Whence I have come to
- 26:25Speaker 1: visit you in the hope of enlightening your ignorance. Hearing
- 26:30Speaker 1: these words, the King advanced towards me with a menacing cry,
- 26:35Speaker 1: as if to pierce me through the diagonal. And in
- 26:38Speaker 1: that same moment there arose from myriads of his subjects
- 26:41Speaker 1: a multitudinous war cry, increasing in vehemence, till at last
- 26:46Speaker 1: me thought it rivaled the roar of an army of
- 26:49Speaker 1: a hundred thousand isosceles and the artillery of a thousand pentagons.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Spellbound and motionless, I could neither speak nor move to
- 26:59Speaker 1: avert the pending destruction, and still the noise grew louder,
- 27:04Speaker 1: and the king came closer. When I awoke to find
- 27:08Speaker 1: the breakfast bell recalling me to the realities of Flatland.
- 27:14Speaker 1: End of Section fourteen.