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Concede To Niffle Kong · Archons Corner

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  What do we see? Noah, right, everybody, what's going on?
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  I am the one, the only the w o Okay, I e what
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  Miss fitzhard of a happy meal? But I know we have drafts Car here?
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  What's up? Draft Car? Hey? Guys, how's it going?
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  Or should I call him? Choke Show? Volume two? I don't know?
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  How about get kas Drazz? I think that's dat time? Yeah,
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  because I'm just cash. Now. We got the Sweats himself, Doctor Sheep,
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  Yeah yeah, and the Ewaukee s wwalks Ewok Junior. Hello, Keybords
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  community. So we're all here. We're gonna go into uh into part two
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  of our little spoilers fun. But first, dazz Car, What's Happened in
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  a Bar? Also a bar is coming to its conclusions? So we are
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  in the final weeks of the playoffs. Coming into this week, I was
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  feeling feeling good right, feeling feeling like I knew we had a chance.
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  It was really really tight race between between the teams. We were within just
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  a point or two of the leader. Now at this point, we have
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  played all of our games and it is not mathematically possible for us to win.
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  And it's I haven't done the math, but I believe at this point
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  Inspector Gadgets is going to win. That is, I believe JT. Russell's
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  team, So congratulations. I feel like there needs to be y'all watch football,
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  right, m j B. I do? Okay? Sometimes so yeah.
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  You ever see the things on like social media where they're like the Detroit
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  Lions have been mathematically eliminated? Yes, you know, I like, I
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  feel like that needs to be a thing at a bar. That's basically basically
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  where we're at as these final games are playing out. So I feel like
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  they see easy peace. Nah right, everybody? What's going on? I
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  am the one, the only the wokay? I e what miss fitzhard of
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  a happy meal? But I know we have Draft Car here? What's up?
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  Draft Car? Hey? Guys, how's it going? Or should I
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  call him? Choke Show Volume two? I don't know how it has Drazz.
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  I think that, yeah, because I'm just Kash. Now. We
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  got the sweats Himself doctor Sheep yep yeah, and the Ewaukee Svwalks Ewok Junior.
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  Hello Keyboards community. So we're all here. We're gonna go into uh
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  into part two of our little spoilers fun. But first, dazz Car what's
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  happening in a bar? Also a bar is coming to its conclusions. So
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  we are in the final weeks of the playoffs. Coming into this week,
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  I was feeling feeling good right, feeling feeling like I knew we had a
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  chance. It was really really tight race between between the teams. We were
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  within just a point or two of the leader. Now at this point we
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  have played all of our games, and U it is not mathematically possible for
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  us to win, and it's I haven't done the math, but I believe
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  at this point Inspector Gadgets is going to win. That is, I believe
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  JT. Russell's team. So congratulations. I feel like there needs to be
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  y'all watch football, right, M just me? I do? Okay?
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  Sometimes so you ever see the things on like social media where they're like the
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  Detroit Lions have been mathematically eliminated. Yes, you know, like, I
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  feel like that needs to be a thing at a bar. That's basically basically
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  where we're at as these final games are playing out. So I feel announced
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  on Twitter or something or in like multiple discords. M. You know what
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  I mean? No, I don't know. Maybe that's just me again.
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  I have a whole bunch of ideas for a bar, but everybody hates them,
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  so of course we're just gonna move for well, so we are right,
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  So I is likely that we will end in second place. I don't
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  think that's guaranteed, but just looking at the scores remaining games, teams like,
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  well, you know, we've a pretty decent chance ending in second place,
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  which is a pretty good run. So congratulations a second at least?
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  How many team is me? How many teams around this time? Around teams?
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  Okay, ten teams this season? So uh um, But because you
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  guys did it a little different this time? No, I mean there was
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  more players per team. They did. Depending on how many people sign up,
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  they'll vary a little bit the number of teams and the number of players.
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  So we did at one point tried just eight teams but with more players
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  per team, and then we've gone all the way to twelve teams before.
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  Um, so it has changed around a little bit from I guess I was
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  just more players now than there was in like previous years. So it's eleven
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  players per team, so ten teams and hundred and ten players. Okay,
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  what did you have? What was there in previous years? It's fluctuated,
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  I think, I um, I don't think this is peak now we had,
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  uh, it's not far from it. Yeah, I think we had
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  in the one twenties or maybe even one thirties before. Okay, Um,
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  but it was still pretty good turnout, right, coming coming back from from
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  hiatus but not yet full on back. Um. Pretty pretty pleased so and
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  had a whole bunch of good folks on the team, uh, including the
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  MVP of the team, doctor sheep. How many games did you lose this
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  season? I'm trying to remember if I actually lost the game in any of
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  you did threes? Oh, the best of threes. I don't know,
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  I don't know, I don't I might not have lost a single game this
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  day, are you, sir? Congratulations? I apologize profusely for drafting x
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  Ray before you, and that will not happen again. Would have one if
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  if x Ray didn't perform pass his name suggests. But that's truly truly a
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  heroic, heroic effort, and you had the in the playoffs you were playing
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  Ubliette, if I remember correctly, right, yes, And I do actually
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  have to say a big thank you to x Ray. If we're letting me
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  borrow a deck for the Ubliette. So and you guys and the team found
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  the deck that got me through jank week because I would have never found that
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  deck on my own. But it's pretty exciting because outside of the one deck
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  I borrowed from x Ray, I actually did this with just decks in my
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  collection. Yeah, he means deck, just deck. Just that's two really
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  important wins for frauds. That's eighteen hundred dollars a win. So it's getting
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  down there right at the point that it's one hundred bucks a win. It
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  was a good bye there you go. Yeah, I mean Billy is coming
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  up, So watch out, sheep. You are going to Philly, right,
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  sheep? I I am going to Philly. I think we draft cre
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  You live in Philly, so if you don't go, you have no excuse.
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  And I think so everyone's going. He walk's going, right, you
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  walk your going? I am yes? So um, I mean maybe you'll
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  get that get that ratio down some. But speaking of x Ray, for
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  those of you following the x Ray saga on our discord channel, x Ray
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  has gotten his stuff, but it is missing pieces sort of is missing two
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  displays. I mean this is kind of just I mean, this has happened
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  before, right, We've heard of people missing things. Um, I can't
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  remember with it Jason who is missing a bunch of stuff from his box.
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  There's a lot, There's there's a lot of people missing stuff. There is
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  a lot. But this is coming across as a telenovela, like straight up,
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  it just keeps twisting and turning. You think you're going to get the
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  story and then it just takes another side turn. So it's been great.
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  I've loved watching it. Sorry to you x Ray for not um getting all
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  your stuff. But I am highly entered. I think this is done on
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  purpose. But I am highly entertained. Oh man, you know we should
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  have done Oh he left, he's he just left the He's so I did.
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  I did lose one to Jason and try that's right. He he heard
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  of the forest and be hard nice. I like it as as Jason is
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  like too. Yeah, I like it, But but you won the won
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  the overall match, so doesn't matter. But very very well done. But
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  to keep up with the x Ray chronicles, you can join us over on
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  our discord. You can find a link down in the description below. I
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  am highly entertained. Each day that goes past, X Ray has more and
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  more smoke blowing out of his ears. Um, hey, at least his
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  big order shipped. That's true. You are still waiting for our stuff.
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  Yeah they did. My x ray sucks decked out to me timely, reasonably
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  year. But my actual order with like my personal decks. No wait wait
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  wait so you just got did you get that through somebody else's order or they
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  just shipped your ray? Um? Work ordered me one. I ordered one
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  through my work account and I ordered one through my personal account. I totally
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  cheated the system, double free me rewards. Wow, wow, look at
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  you and they listen that one coming like that was not going to happen.
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  Yeah, weird how people never mind? Yeah, and then my my order
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  did come with the wrong color. My custom stuff is the wrong color?
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  Was that even an option? Could you? Okay? Yeah, you pick
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  your color? Well, some of us picked our colors whatever they sent us.
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  I knew there was talk about it, like people were asking if they
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  could pick their color, but I never remember the response on it, because
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  I mean the color from from well, for me, at least, the
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  color is such a trivial thing, you know, like I yes, it's
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  I don't actually care, so yeah, I will say on the custom mats
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  that are much bigger, the all call them better colors are They're vibrant,
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  way better because like the gray is just you know, I didn't order the
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  gray, but even the yellows not that exciting. Uh. Like the purples
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  and the blues and the reds they look real nice. My arm is pretty
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  good. The orange they sent me nice, it's satisfying nice. I will
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  say, I got my large order. I'm very very excited for it.
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  Um, there was a little glitch in one of my named decks, and
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  this was the name deck for my two girls. It did come up with
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  an air and I'm pretty sure that was due to the an sign that was
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  there. Um. Ironically, the underscore for Ewak Junior did show up fine,
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  but I had lady Evie and Emory, and it has Lady Evie and
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  then there's a space and all you get is the ry from Emory. So
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  it's minor. But the MP colin well, it doesn't even have the an.
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  It doesn't have the start of the second name. And again it's minor
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  compared to what other people, but it is it is a little frustrating.
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  All right, So clearly they're not properly escaping some of their strings. So
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  the next time they do this, you do you know, little Bobby drops
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  tables right that dext casey D and we see what happens. Right, absolutely,
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  yep, talking about sounds like a plan. Some people listening to know
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  what I'm talking about. There's probably a ton that they're like, yeah,
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  that saw the good idea, But like for the rest of us, we're
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  just like m hmm, yep, whatever you say. So that is what
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  it is. Um, obviously I'm sure I don't. Do they have a
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  support portal open for anybody? Are they just saying that email there is that
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  email is what you're going through? Yeah, just that info or whatever at
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  Yeah, it's on our website. Yeah. I think it's just Jeremy at
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  Ghost Galaxy. Yeah, it's just poor overworked guy at yep up and it's
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  just starting because he's going to be running your vault tours too. So yeah,
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  I emails from his van as he driving across the country with all this
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  stuff. Right, why do I see? Um? I see Jeremy in
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  the van with like the little headsets so he can be in a meeting,
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  and then he's typing emails over on the side, so he's doing all three
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  things at once. This could be a nice little parody piece that we have
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  going. But obviously make sure if you are missing pieces, contact ghost Galaxies.
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  We don't know the remedy as of such items you got, but hopefully
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  they get this get this resolved for you in a timely manner. I'm not
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  sure did they say whether woldext we're gonna be legal at Philly yet or do
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  we not know? Are we still kind of wondering? Oh, I'm sure
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  they will be. Yeah. I mean, they're scannable, so why would
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  they not be. Well, we've had times where they've had a vault tour.
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  I think AOA fell on a Vault tour and I don't think it was
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  legal right away. I don't know. Well, I guess a lot of
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  card games, you know, a set will release in that set's not legal
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  for you know, this tournament, and then you know for the future,
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  you know, it doesn't it doesn't become legal till a certain date. Yeah,
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  it's often release weekend. I don't know what the we actual technical release
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  date of Winds of Exchange is, um probably after but we continue. Is
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  this for is this for uh the United States? Is this for the world?
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  I mean? And we have had that with World's Collide in the past,
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  where it's been released in different countries. Um, I guess a issue.
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  But let stuff though, have they they've just yeah, like if you
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  got it and you can play it, yep, targets basically like Monaco,
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  right, pretty much? All right, Well, we're gonna go into part
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  two of our spoilers season. Um, we only have nine cards to go
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  through and we'll see, well, we'll put them all into this session for
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  sure, but we're missing a z so Jazz card. Do you want to
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  do the obligatory spoiler warner? Sure? Yeah, So we're gonna talk about
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  stuff that if you don't want to hear it, uh, don't listen,
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  perfect because it's spoilers. Is that about spoilers? Is that just about our
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  podcast in general? Just don't listen. You know, we have not We're
• 16:15
  just five crotchety old men barking at clouds like clouds. That's certainly we are
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  going to talk about spoilers. So if you don't want to be spoiled for
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  grimm reminders, then we will see you next time, Bye bye, all
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  right midyear wise Oh yeah, but midyear festivity is this is an equedon action
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  play. Choose nine creatures, move all ember on the chosen creatures to their
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  controllers, pools, destroy the chosen creatures. Does it seemed like a card
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  that could end up being a little well, I guess, I don't know,
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  could have a little bit broken. I'm not sure. It's super situational
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  and will also lead to very very powerful plays. Yeah, as we have
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  seen a problem that exists in Woe and you know often exists in dark Tidings
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  decks is there's lots of ways to capture amber and there are so few ways
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  to do anything with it but give it back and this card, this card
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  lets you do that or if they're significantly outboarding you, it's a one sided
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  board wipe. If they're not capturing number like, this card has a lot
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  of upside and also it will be as often just discarded. But I think
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  in eighty percent or something, I don't know, I'm making up numbers,
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  but often enough when you play this, just the nine creatures will be the
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  nine creatures on the board and it's just like a full board wipe. Anyways,
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  and it will still be fine. I would say nine creatures is a
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  lot. And then but you have to choose nine creatures exactly nine creatures.
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  Yeah. Well, I mean if you do as much as you can,
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  right, if there's always seven on the board, I can choose seven,
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  right, yes? Or is that has it become unplayable if there's not nine?
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  No, no, no, it's it's as much as you can.
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  But if it's it's nine. Though, if there's more than nine creatures,
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  you can't make eight. It is it's not nine? Yes? Yeah,
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  So I kind of thought this as more of I mean against a coda.
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  This is a board white, maybe not an AOA maybe nah, maybe a
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  world's collide. Well, I mean it gets better against sets with lots of
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  creatures potentially, right, because right, think about so let's let's imagine the
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  future where h you know someone must are correct and woe spam wo token spam
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  as a thing, and you know you're gonna get matched up against this,
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  and there's gonna be more than nine creatures on the board and you can pick
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  and choose and keep your stuff you care about the most alive. And maybe
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  there's even enough creatures to you know, pick around. Um there, yick
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  slicks whatever, capture two on all their Mars guys or whatever. They're rebels
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  whatever they call this ironic stuff. Maybe not, or they're you know,
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  go round the ether Spider. That's a better example. Um, and still
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  kill the things you need to kill. So I think it's great. Like
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  board wipes are normally good even if you discard them, you know, decent
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  percentage of the time. It doesn't have chains on it. Yeah, yeah,
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  So I'm I like this card a lot. It is rare. It's
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  rare. It is about this set. We do know. I believe we
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  know the seven houses, do we not? Yep, We've got Mars,
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  we have untamed, we have fish, We've got ghosts, we have equity.
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  You mean we have ghosts. Okay, we have ghosts. I'm not
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  ghosts, trash ghosts, garbage ghosts if you will, Gigi Weird Story and
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  um Star Aliance. So we are missing some Oh I'm sorry, did I
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  not say Brober already? Maybe Actually you're missing Sanctum and Zorian. You're missing
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  Sanctum and Story on the two big capture houses. So finally you get a
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  card to handle your capture and uh, it's maybe bad. This is like
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  par for the course that I feel for a key for it, because it's
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  like, oh, finally a card that does that thing that I needed it
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  to do, but now I don't have any other any of the other card
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  that I needed it to do it with. Crazy. Yeah, well,
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  yeah, it's interesting. We'll see. But still no logos, still no
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  shadows. Yep, it's here, Sad Sad, Sad Wookie. But let's
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  go into Narl Gibbus. He is a three power untamed creature. Play slash
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  after reap enraged Narl Gibbus, search your deck and discard pile for Werewolf Curse
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  and attach it to Narles Gibbus. And I suppose we should probably go into
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  Werewolf Curse because that is also a card, and I'm assuming they'll be attached
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  to each other. But that is a untamed upgrade. This creature gains Skirmish
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  splash attack three and after fight destroy Werewolf Curse. I don't want to see
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  any narls Gibbus in my decks. Yeah. This, as we sit here
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  and look at it, it feels pretty vomiting. I guess it's about this,
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  like if there's no PIP. This is absolutely awful right, this is
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  um well, so this is okay without it. This is vaguely in line
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  of Toden Zenos, Yeah, but vaguely. It's definitely not the same thing.
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  But it's a creature that can reap for one or kind of fight,
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  right because skirmish splash attack because they really love splash attack. Now, wow
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  do they love splash attack? Now? Um well, tokens, Yeah,
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  it's it's the thing. I don't know why he fights and loses his werewolf
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  curse, but I guess it's what it is. Trying to get z in
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  here now. He said he doesn't want to come. Leave him alone.
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  He just said, he just said, don't bring me up, So don't
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  drag me up. I thought he said, so dragged me up. Miss
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  that don't But this seems kind of like who cares? No this this it's
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  deadline Zenos toad there right, it's pulling two bad cards into your deck.
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  Now if if there's a pip on warrewolf curse, which kind of has to
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  be right, it's not as awful, but it's still pretty awful. At
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  least this junk actually searches your deck, and it's not like half the other
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  cards that do this where if the card's buried in your deck, it's just
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  total trash. M this at least searches it. You would have really thought
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  where Wolf Curse was gonna do more? Yeah, I mean it's splash attack
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  all right, like at least like ready something. Yeah, I mean yeah,
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  when we have enough. Right, that's even worse than Werewolf Curse.
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  So yeah, let's move on. What what would I don't know what would
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  make werewolf curs playable like two PEPs, but then it just gets gobbled up
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  by in furnace. Fight, steals, fight gains a ton, fight turns
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  the other creature into the werewolf, and you well take it steal like all
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  kinds of stuff. Steel is not a very untamed thing. So you knew
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  that wasn't coming. There's like, I mean, I mean, how many
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  cards by a werewolf. You're you're saying, what makes it good? Which
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  I listed things that might make it? Okay? You want things that are
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  thematic, which it's on tame. So what it's a cheat? Oh by
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  sounds good to me? Go find after a fight after five put a werewolf
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  token on fought creature. If there's three werewolf tokens for jacky for something yeah,
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  or just breading the curve spread a key at plus three. Anyways,
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  he's bad. Let's talk about Proton syphen, which is even worse, which
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  is just as bad. Proton is an upgrade for a Star Alliance while you
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  are haunted this Creature Game Splash attack three. Oh boys, splash attack butted.
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  So it's situational again if this one doesn't have a pip um this word
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  two. Okay, thank you. Let's just make it furnace awful. I
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  mean it's already bad situation, Like just a card that said Creature Game Splash
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  attack three not actually that strong? Okay, pretty good, but not oh
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  my gosh good. No, Narls from the last one was in the preview
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  pack. Between that and Proton Syphen, these are really really really sad sad
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  card. Yeah, but I'm saying like this this is these two are specifically
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  sad. I mean the idea for Narles also coming with a linked rarity for
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  where of curse makes it even worse. Approach on Blake. Yeah, why
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  do we even want to have this upgrade? Is the question that I'm asking
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  myself, Because if you're fighting, you're oh wait, if you're fighting,
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  you're losing. That's right. So yeah, this is a bad guard.
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  I'm not happy with it. Yeah, two pips on a transporter platform.
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  Some more pips you put on it. The just more relevant you make in
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  furnace every every time you so you just want so everything needs to be in
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  furnace, per So this what says Reap Game four extra. I just want
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  to ban in furnace, to be honest with the get rid of it.
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  I mean, like I none of these, Like I, let's let's find
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  some cars that we care about, because this was another one that makes us
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  go, we're coming up on a good one. On Sandworm. Oh yes,
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  it's an Equedron creature, sixteen power, no armor on that bad boy.
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  Everybody also noticed that the Narl does not have the little squiggly in the
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  armor, where every other creature that doesn't. He might have an armor value
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  and maybe I don't have it. Maybe, yeah, I kind of noticed
• 27:21
  creatures have armor. I think Zeno says armor. I think he's got an
• 27:25
  armor on one. Now he's got an armor. He's just six power in
• 27:29
  armor. This is only four power. Right, fur was sick, So
• 27:33
  I don't know why. Maybe I don't know. I just have weird things.
• 27:37
  I noticed no squiggle in the armor box. Yeah, I mean they're
• 27:41
  all about right, brom. But the ability on Sandworm is after fight,
• 27:48
  slash, after reap, shuffle sand Worm back into your deck. Oh great,
• 27:56
  So this could have two pips. So is this not just like hopefully
• 28:02
  it has a yeah pip on it and then it's just a really fat map
• 28:06
  the map map. Yeah maybe, I mean it has no only no negatives
• 28:11
  for being sixteen power, which normally it would be like comes into place,
• 28:15
  I think I could do anything. Go back to your deck is a pretty
• 28:19
  huge negative. Yeah. Well yeah, that kind of negative that makes me
• 28:23
  not want this card. Yeah, this is worse than comes into play stunned
• 28:27
  probably. But if it's got two pips, right, Briar Grubbling has armor,
• 28:33
  No, I don't know. No, it's hazardous five right, Bombex
• 28:40
  Bombex is your two sile the bombex there you go, the pokemon that's right.
• 28:42
  But but if it if it has two pips, you know, he's
• 28:47
  got two pips for sure, I'll take its flow, right, do it?
• 28:52
  Yeah? I doubt it does. But if it has two pips,
• 28:56
  I mean, if it's got two pips actually, because it's real good because
• 29:00
  now it can fight kill something completely and then shuffle it back in your deck
• 29:04
  with no damnage. I'm pretty wouldn't be good, but I would not hate
• 29:11
  it. One pip it'll be good and sealed. Yeah. Two, two,
• 29:18
  you get your pip, you get your body. Then maybe you get
• 29:19
  the pipping gat. Yeah. See it would be okay. I wouldn't okay,
• 29:26
  just so are accurate. It is bombix. And then the only other
• 29:30
  thing in on TAM that has armor are when they have the Sanctum Combo creatures.
• 29:37
  Oh right, right right, very little, not a lot of armor.
• 29:41
  That's probably not gonna have it. They're a scantily clad house so yep,
• 29:47
  scantily gotta have those long cloths. They're in the use of light armor.
• 29:53
  Yeah all right, Uh, let's move into one with a little bit
• 30:00
  more text. Spontaneous Awakening. This is a ghost card or a gey stoid.
• 30:07
  Why not just call him ghosts? I don't understand, but it is
• 30:11
  an action play. If your opponent is haunted, destroy an enemy artifact,
• 30:18
  cyborg, or robot. If you do, after the card is destroyed,
• 30:22
  put it into play under your control. While under your control, it belongs
• 30:29
  to house guystoid, So there's the haunted thing, but otherwise it's it's sort
• 30:38
  of like borrow, but because it actually destroys it and puts it into play,
• 30:44
  it does exhaust it, so you can't borrow and immediately use it.
• 30:51
  Little thin though, don't you think? Okay, so you get to choose
• 30:53
  an artifact, a cyborg or a robot yep, because they eight logos most
• 31:00
  things that aren't in this set. So well, the Guy stories are gonna
• 31:07
  have a bunch of robots so I can kill I guess they are, because
• 31:11
  yeah, I mean the creature we talked about last time, the robot and
• 31:18
  as is I believe is uh Um. I'm wondering if you're gonna have a
• 31:23
  bucket of cyborgs too. I think I think grim Reaper is a cyborg,
• 31:29
  might be right, Walkbot grim Reaper yeah, ye cy yeah, I don't
• 31:40
  remember. Off Top is a robot. The the house spots on it today.
• 31:47
  She got this purples and this yellows. It's very like the striking.
• 31:52
  Do you think they like heard us complaining about how uh Equitan was like too
• 31:59
  close to Ober in color? No, I'm piss I'm used to it.
• 32:02
  It doesn't look the same at all, but like in the beginning, it
• 32:05
  did, and they're like, let's get crazy. I do like purple and
• 32:08
  gold for for Geystoid. Now they stole, they stole, they stole ac
• 32:14
  color scheme. We're We're definitely. Everything I've ever done is always almost always
• 32:23
  ah okay, Well, anyways, this card is totally functional. It is
• 32:28
  slightly delayed because they have to be haunted. But the haunted cards are are
• 32:34
  tough when your opponent has to be haunted because like first half of the game,
• 32:37
  they're just gonna be pitching cards and that's that's kind of sad. Oh
• 32:46
  my, is my audio better now? I think he's saying his audio cut
• 32:52
  out. Oh okay, as drass War is not in our channel right now,
• 32:57
  he's kind of wonder what's going on? Is Yeah, So the haunted
• 33:00
  thing is gonna be a little tough, but this artifact control is always good.
• 33:05
  This isn't quite purge it is. So this one is really interesting and
• 33:10
  put into play. Like I said, it comes into play on your side
• 33:15
  exhausted, but it's also put into play. So if you do this to
• 33:17
  it, eton's jar it gets put back into play, which means it never
• 33:22
  gets its play effect, and it's sitting there and doing nothing right. It's
• 33:25
  not actually blocking any cards. So this this is a pretty interesting card.
• 33:37
  I like it. I just don't know how functional it's going to be.
• 33:39
  Quite yet, it's as good as any artifact control for the most part.
• 33:46
  Fair enough, Let's go to one of my favorites from the preview, spoo
• 33:52
  Key charge ah ah just me huh Now it's it's it's a pretty good pun
• 34:00
  name. I dug it. I dug it a lot, but it is
• 34:05
  untamed. When I hear spoo my name, my brain just goes to a
• 34:08
  different word. So no family show we are families are families show? Well,
• 34:19
  maybe I don't know. Drasscre is having some technical difficulties, so check
• 34:23
  your settings Drasscore. But but we're looking at spookey play. If you are
• 34:30
  haunted Orge ky a current costs, shuffle our discard pile into your deck,
• 34:37
  so that means this won't be in your discard pile when you shuffle right,
• 34:43
  So it will not it will not come back to you, not not instantly.
• 34:46
  But it's untamed. And they often have cards that let you dig from
• 34:52
  your trash heap. Well, not only that, I mean if this is
• 34:57
  a common yeah, but it'll be a limited one key charge or they've pretty
• 35:04
  traditionally always made keycheets limited one wow in common like key production is not limited
• 35:13
  one. But anyways, I almost certain this will be limited way. A
• 35:17
  key charge is definitely limited one. I'd have to go look at it.
• 35:20
  But that was under fe over a watch. I don't think you'll see a
• 35:25
  change there. But keycheets are good. This is a key cheet where you
• 35:30
  have to have ten cards in your discard, like halftime. You don't have
• 35:34
  sex amber until there's that many cards over there anyway, so that doesn't seem
• 35:38
  bad shuffling your discard pile back in like that's it kind of depends. Like
• 35:45
  if your first ten cards got you on a spooky in a key, like,
• 35:50
  they're probably fine to go back in the deck. I like spooky chart.
• 35:53
  I mean there's no there's no tax, so it's straight up six unless
• 35:58
  you're being taxed by something else. I think it could be good. Definitely
• 36:04
  seems fine. It is. It is very hard to loop it on the
• 36:09
  same turn though, right because like you shuffle in your discard, so even
• 36:13
  if you have nep seed or an equivalent or whatever is going to be in
• 36:17
  this set. You can't do it immediately. Again, I think it could
• 36:22
  be good. And again, it depends on where you're haunted and where you're
• 36:25
  not, because you know, obviously we talk about you know, even late
• 36:30
  game, are you haunted at that point and not? Sometimes you are,
• 36:34
  sometimes you're not. So I mean, it could be an out of nowhere
• 36:37
  just like I spooky charge and game win. Or it could be like I
• 36:43
  need to get cards with my discard pile, or it's I played five cards
• 36:46
  and I have four laughs, so I drop and flip and that's when I
• 36:50
  get my spooky and then I feel really dumb yep, and I can't keep
• 36:53
  each charge. Yeah, that was the next piece. I was gonna say.
• 36:55
  It's probably gonna happen quite often, yep, because it's always going to
• 37:00
  be the last card in your deck, because that's how the game works.
• 37:02
  Do we have draft? Gar back? Okay? Draft? Yeah, I'm
• 37:06
  back. I I restarted the computer outs working again. I don't know how
• 37:08
  to um. You had to flip on the the enhancements button. He just
• 37:13
  had to flip that switch. Yep, yep. I was like, what
• 37:15
  does this do? And it was all better. Uh huh um so so
• 37:23
  yeah, spooky charge. I do like this. I think you're right,
• 37:27
  there's gonna be um. You know, sometimes it can be important to count
• 37:32
  how many cards you left in your deck right right now, for for woe.
• 37:37
  Right you're counting how many cards are left in your deck to like make
• 37:39
  sure you flip and uh you can generate tokens here. You might be saying,
• 37:45
  oh, I want to not flip so that I can trigger spooky charge.
• 37:51
  Um. So, but keycheets are good. We don't have a lot
• 37:55
  of fum. It looks like that's common. Yeah. I do wonder,
• 38:00
  Yeah, I do wonder if we're gonna see um the only one rule on
• 38:06
  this. Yeah, she brought up the only one rule. Okay, I
• 38:08
  wasn't here for that. Yeah, yeah, I do think that that only
• 38:12
  one rule. What's interesting is it doesn't purge itself like the present key cheats
• 38:15
  that we're seeing from the last couple of sets. So I like that aspect
• 38:19
  and I'd much rather have here's one and you can cycle it. Where's the
• 38:23
  fun in that? I want? I want to here's one and repeat it.
• 38:28
  I want one turn kills awful to play again? What alliance yease,
• 38:39
  are no fun. Right, Let's move into ten drils from beyond. This
• 38:46
  is a fish guard play return a creature to its owner's hand if its controller
• 38:52
  is haunted, or to each of that creature's neighbors to its owner's hand.
• 38:58
  Like better have a freaking pip on it, because this is a bad Nature's
• 39:05
  call, is what it is? Did we we don't have a lot of
• 39:09
  bounce post mm, Yeah, there's less targeted. There's less like Nature's Call
• 39:21
  and um lost in the woods retargeting. There's bounce all the lowest creatures or
• 39:29
  shuffle or put them all back on top of your deck that ye put on
• 39:31
  top of deck that there's a lot of which bubbles bounce But yeah, this
• 39:39
  tendrils Like it's fine like bounce maybe bounce three, but that you can't target
• 39:46
  and um if they are haunted, you have to bounce it and its neighbors,
• 39:54
  which you know often you don't want to put creatures back in their deck
• 39:58
  because they got good play effects. So this is I mean, the card
• 40:01
  is fine, but it's just not nearly the strength of some of the other
• 40:07
  bounce cards. It's too restrictive. It does let you return your own creatures.
• 40:15
  I was going to bring it up. You are able to turn your
• 40:16
  own creatures, so, but like, how many don't let you do that?
• 40:20
  It's like a lightd out thing. Yeah, true, but I like
• 40:23
  the ability to. I mean again, we don't know. This is only
• 40:28
  what like eighteen cards let's see far there haven't been a ton of fish cards
• 40:35
  with play effects bubbles being one of them. Yeah, yeah, but this
• 40:40
  is only twenty one cards out of who knows, I mean, yeah,
• 40:44
  what's an average. Lots to be seen here, but it's definitely better than
• 40:50
  fear right, Nobody liked fear so this definitely doesn't matter. Um, so
• 40:55
  hopefully it is a PIP and it's not. Yeah, without a p this
• 41:00
  is gonna be a a little bit of a sad card to see. I
• 41:05
  don't know it's gonna be as sad as you think. There's definitely worse thus
• 41:09
  far. I mean yeah, yeah, not not necessarily known in the fishhouse
• 41:14
  yet, but yeah, I don't know, it's it'll be you could you
• 41:20
  could get another proton siphon. Well, if proton syphen has a PIP and
• 41:24
  this doesn't, I might be okay with that. Does proton siphon become better
• 41:29
  than this card if it has a pip. This without a pip, so
• 41:32
  Tendril's Tendril's no pip, Proton gets a pip. I kind of like the
• 41:39
  pip, and then I would just like them in your hand like crazy.
• 41:45
  Nope, I would take I would take hand rolls. I will win the
• 41:52
  game and we'll see how they go. We also, you know, we
• 41:58
  don't know, there could be a lot of playoff x in unfamodable this uh,
• 42:02
  this set. That's possible though, like you know, we don't know
• 42:08
  what other creatures are out there that could be if you got bubbles. Yeah,
• 42:14
  yeah, I mean I'm not Bounce is always good because it lets you
• 42:17
  get your amber back on captured creatures and all kinds of stuff. So it's
• 42:22
  it's a fine card. It's just again sad to see that you took a
• 42:27
  card that was good and then added restrictions to it and made it less flexible.
• 42:34
  Like it's just it's just like a downgrade versus all the other Bounce cards.
• 42:37
  To me, that is irritating. It'srustrating. Yes, yeah, I
• 42:40
  can understand, because it is us. It is frustrating to see like,
• 42:45
  oh, here's this good card and then you just went like, well,
• 42:47
  now if you have this super specific thing, you can do what it did
• 42:51
  normally the one from last set where it's bounced one, or have the Tide
• 42:54
  bounced four. It's very easy to get the Tide to bounce far. Like
• 43:00
  that card is good? This card? What if? What I mean we
• 43:07
  could have made this card better? Right? It could have been return of
• 43:09
  creatures to its owner's hand. If if you're oh, and it's if it's
• 43:15
  controller is haunted. So your opponent has to be haunted three of their creatures.
• 43:21
  Right, If I want to bounce three of their creatures, they need
• 43:22
  to be haunted. Oh that's a little You want to bounce three of your
• 43:25
  creatures, you have to be hunted, right, But what if if it's
• 43:29
  controller is haunted, bounce all their creatures. I'm just thinking here, like
• 43:35
  we already a lot of us are not a big fan of the Tide because
• 43:38
  like the effects of the Tide cards were not strong enough for having to deal
• 43:45
  with the Tide, right, And when we're looking at the effects of these
• 43:50
  haunted cards again, I don't know if the effects are strong enough for them
• 43:55
  to be situational time right or where they have a requirement, and it's not
• 44:02
  like Tide was three chains and you could have it so you could always get
• 44:07
  it. Like they're just gonna you're you're not gonna have the choice. You
• 44:09
  can't just be like, well, I want to be haunted, so I
• 44:15
  discard five cards off top of my deck to get haunted. Right now,
• 44:19
  you don't have that choice. If you is not haunted, you are not
• 44:23
  haunted. Yeah sure, I mean like maybe, yeah, there's an artifact
• 44:28
  that says you always count as haunted and all kinds of stuff. But I'm
• 44:31
  saying, like these these cards are like Dark Tidings where it's like they're bad
• 44:37
  and then they become worse mediocre if you've or maybe good right once you've triggered
• 44:45
  this effect. At least in Dark Tidings, you could just make that effect
• 44:49
  happen here. You can't. So if you if you have a deck that
• 44:57
  is you know, like you're expecting thirty six cards, ten of them say
• 45:00
  haunted on them, right, and you get eight of them and you're starting
• 45:07
  a couple of draws like you're gonna be way behind in the game. It
• 45:13
  has a huge impact on the game. It's just out of our control.
• 45:17
  So I mean this is early. They can listen. I like the haunted
• 45:24
  thing, but like I think the effect I need to be stronger. We
• 45:32
  may hit haunted. You need to make the benefit a little heavier. Yeah,
• 45:37
  And and frankly they need to get rid of cards like Naro Gibbis with
• 45:42
  the Werewolf curse and Proton Siphon, like they're just pointless. So, as
• 45:46
  we were saying, we haven't seen pips, maybe a lot of these cards
• 45:51
  have native discard enhancements on them. Good right, I doubt it, but
• 45:57
  you know, like maybe there are lots of ways to you in this set
• 46:01
  to mess with your discard count more than we are seeing so far. Like
• 46:07
  we've seen there was one card you guys talked about the last time. It
• 46:09
  lets you put stuff back into your deck. He doesn't doesn't dredge. Dredge
• 46:20
  gives you cards back. Dredge the remainder of the turn. Yeah, so
• 46:24
  we've seen cards that get them back, and we know that purple discard thing
• 46:30
  is yeah, archive too, if you're haunted, is something that's in them,
• 46:37
  is something exists, So hopefully there's enough that you really have discard manipulation
• 46:43
  and it's easier to get haunted than I think it is. And that's what
• 46:49
  we've seen. You got plenty of discard fodder. Yeah yeah, it just
• 46:54
  discard naral give us. This is key forge, like you get to cycle,
• 47:00
  so everything can be discarded. And it's not the end of the game.
• 47:02
  Wow. True, its furnace ban in furnace, ban in furnace.
• 47:10
  All right, let's go to War of the World. This is a Mars
• 47:14
  action card play destroy all non Mars creatures deals to deal too damage to each
• 47:20
  Mars creature. That's that's that's a majority of your Mars creature is dead.
• 47:24
  Isn't not well your pictures? Yeah, and it depends if you're talking Coda
• 47:31
  in a way or if you're actually talking whoa a lot of threes. There's
• 47:36
  a lot of threes and Mars traditionally there are a lot of twos. Like
• 47:39
  Mars actually feels like they have a pretty good bread of creature power. Um.
• 47:46
  But this, Yeah, this card will get situationally much stronger in decks
• 47:51
  that have larger Mars boards. Yeah, it will kill the one we've seen,
• 47:58
  Zilo Zilo fricks doctor as Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he dies.
• 48:05
  You don't even get a chance three. Yeah, board clear, no chains
• 48:09
  uh, and some of my Mars dudes might live. That seems pretty good.
• 48:15
  The time this card is bad is when your opponent is kicking your face
• 48:19
  in with Mars. That's true. Yeah, that's that's when this card is
• 48:22
  bad. The rest of the time, like, this is generally better than
• 48:28
  Gateway, so we're we should be pretty happy with this one. So what
• 48:32
  all right? So if they're kicking your face in, remember some of the
• 48:37
  some of the stronger sets too that we are seeing played a lot. Mm
• 48:43
  World's Collide. Yeah, no Mars anyways, and there's no Mars in there,
• 48:47
  so like this card just kicks them in the teeth, and I guess
• 48:52
  we have to wait and see for I mean, obviously Mars is gonna be
• 48:55
  pretty strong a wall, but we don't really know how that's going to shake
• 48:59
  out, like Mars and Woe. So it's gonna be my favorite thing to
• 49:02
  play. Yeah, it's gonna destroy all the tokens except for Grunt, including
• 49:07
  the best token in the game Blurb right, yeah, Blur best the best
• 49:13
  one. I still have an open up blurb dock guys. Yeah, I
• 49:16
  have my Savior of key for yep, you're fine, just another one of
• 49:27
  those gimmicks that's not going to pan out. Everybody is gonna be like,
• 49:30
  it's not good, but you're not one. But I'm gonna just keep playing
• 49:34
  it until Keys'll do it. Yeah, I don't die happy. Three keys
• 49:44
  to one to drop. Sorry, Actually, now you're just kicked out,
• 49:51
  so there's no drop after O two. It's just please leave. You can
• 49:55
  go to second number with the rest of the clubs. M mmmmtaz draz Now
• 50:02
  so you are cash Drazz yep. There is no more sealed in Vault Tours
• 50:08
  at least I guess there will be an event on Fridays. Yeah, and
• 50:15
  I will play it, but yeah, it's not yeah, not a main
• 50:21
  event, not the main event. All right, Well guys, that's gonna
• 50:28
  do it for all of our grimm reminders spoilers for right now. So I
• 50:31
  think in the next upcoming weeks we're gonna get super Vault Tour focused. We
• 50:37
  gotta get Sheep into fighting for him. Are you ready, Sheep? Yep?
• 50:42
  Um ready? All right? I know how to pack a bag and
• 50:45
  you hear him clicking. He is already logging on to well not t so
• 50:52
  you going tco with with what you got yep. Yeah, so he's already
• 50:59
  prepared. So nice short episode for this week. I think it's been a
• 51:02
  week for all of us getting getting the kids out of school. It's been
• 51:06
  quite h quite fun. So with that being said, what do you guys
• 51:10
  got for our final thoughts to wrap up? You know, maybe what we
• 51:15
  should do, Wookie, It just came to me so to actually think about
• 51:20
  this. Maybe we should record a Patreon episode about what else to do in
• 51:23
  Philly while while you're here for the vault. We could do that. Yeah,
• 51:29
  it might be fun. You are the local Philly expert. So there
• 51:31
  you go, there you go. You can see the ninety five collapse.
• 51:35
  You can see dass car will tell you all the best places to get beat
• 51:39
  up. Yep. Oh, and just remember it's either with whiz or without
• 51:45
  m just saying that's right, that's right, because a real Philly cheese steak
• 51:50
  has cheese whiz. Yeah that was not Um that that didn't make it a
• 51:59
  winner. You could doval most places, will ye provalons acceptable? Yeah,
• 52:04
  I heard that. I get I heard it's not real if it's not cheese
• 52:07
  whiz. I definitely when I was there for the last one, Um,
• 52:12
  I had it with the whizz and you need no whiz. You don't like
• 52:16
  the super salty process. It's not even cheese really, it's just a bunch
• 52:21
  of oil cheese food product cheese food. Yes, orange dretchable oil is not
• 52:25
  needed for me? All right, well, fair enough, but yeah,
• 52:30
  we could do an episode with that, so join the patreon. Not only
• 52:32
  that, not only could you hear draft Car talk about all the fun stuff
• 52:36
  to do in uh in Philly. You can sign up for the drafts Car
• 52:39
  experience over on our patreon and uh and that's not a not a thing but
• 52:45
  okay, it was like I already have too many people, not yet,
• 52:52
  not yet it is, but but yeah, we'll go from there. What
• 52:58
  do we got for a final thoughts? Shape? We are still playing key
• 53:04
  Forge regularly here through the discord and on TCL, so you can find us
• 53:09
  Tuesdays with Hiram Graph, Wednesdays with Local Car, and Sundays with me.
• 53:15
  So we still like to play lots of key Forge, so come join us.
• 53:21
  Yeah, I will say that to Tuesday. Last few Tuesdays with Hiremagraph
• 53:25
  has been on TTS tabletop simulator, played well and it was pretty fun and
• 53:31
  the the plug in he's been using makes it super easy to load up decks.
• 53:37
  Which was the main thing that was preventing me from um playing on TTS
• 53:44
  before was it was just such a page to create a deck. But now
• 53:46
  there's a whole thing. You just throw the url for the master vault in
• 53:51
  there and creates the deck for you. You just rock and roll. So
• 53:53
  it's pretty good. Pretty good? What do you guy for final thoughts?
• 53:57
  Drafts? Since you're already going, Oh uh, I hear a rumor that
• 54:04
  woe is coming soon to TCO. I don't know how soon, but I
• 54:09
  hear that we're getting closer here that maybe all the cards are programmed, but
• 54:15
  there's still some things that need to be uh done, like the randomizer.
• 54:22
  Oh Like the thing I heard was like, you don't actually see your token
• 54:27
  anywhere, so they gotta put it somewhere and then they gotta like there's still
• 54:30
  things to do. Um, but it does it look like when it is
• 54:35
  it just the regular face down in it? Like, so there's some stuff.
• 54:37
  But hey, if they got through the card uh coding, that's that's
• 54:45
  a really good sign. There's a lot of cards there are. Have you
• 54:47
  ever had somebody concide to you because you played nipple Kong. Um. I
• 54:54
  can't say now, no one my one card I play. I played my
• 54:59
  nipple Kong and then he could concede. Wa wa nipple co d just wait
• 55:05
  till he sees your darl Gibbus can't beat Dad. I'm out, I'm out
• 55:09
  Kong. It's me, I tell I'm listen my chie