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The Verdant Awakening 12 - Stuck in a big ol' bowl · Dad's Dungeon Dudes

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  SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to yet another episode of Dad's Dungeon Dudes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I am Chris,
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  SPEAKER_00: your DM for this adventure,
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  SPEAKER_00: and we're continuing our journey through the Verdant Awakening.
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  And today,
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  around the table,
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  we have with us...
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  Dave,
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  April,
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  Brass,
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  I am played by Hugo.
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  SPEAKER_01: As I am playing Soldier Noor.
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  Teddy playing Thornsley Shadowscale Dudes playing Ebony Claw's
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  Shadow Juice and we
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  are continuing our journey so last time we joined this game
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  together our our
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  adventurers were raiding Silas's secret room of horrors not
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  really his room of
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  horrors but it was a room of all the things that he thought
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  were imperfect and they
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  found lots of good treasures boys what was your favorite
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  treasure you found
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  Um,
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  uh,
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  two things,
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  maybe,
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  oh no,
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  three,
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  um,
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  maybe the seed,
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  maybe the metal,
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  or the monosilus.
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  Um,
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  probably the,
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  um,
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  that thing which upgrades your weapon,
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  or,
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  or enchants your weapon.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so as we continue our journey today,
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  SPEAKER_00: last time our adventurers returned back to their gyro's hearth,
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  SPEAKER_00: their home,
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  SPEAKER_00: and they upgraded their home with some new additions.
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  They also recruited Lyra,
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  who was an enchantress,
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  and so she has joined the team
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  at this stage and so as she is setting up her glass furnace
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  getting ready to
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  enchant stuff you gather around the portal room and Viridiana
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  is there with Whisper
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  the Tabaxi and they have found the plans that you found also in
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  Silas's you know in
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  SPEAKER_00: his special treasure room
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  and last time we finished Whisper said ooh now we finally have
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  the plans and so the
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  plan to come together to defeat Elias Thorn and restore the
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  Verdant Heart is coming
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  together but the quest is not yet complete so in this
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  intervening time it is time
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  for you guys to have a couple of days of downtime here within
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  the Hero's Hearth and
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  SPEAKER_00: so if you've got you know you can all
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  Note that you've had a long rest but during this time of
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  getting ready for the next
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  section in the sapphire world what are you doing what are some
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  of the thoughts that
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  you're having you know you've built the heroes hall the big
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  room with the red the
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  SPEAKER_00: hall of heroes sorry with the red carpet and the board chairs and
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  SPEAKER_00: The two Monas are there already,
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  the Mona Silas and the Mona Rurik are ready for you to ponder
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  and look upon And
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  SPEAKER_01: Pomona,
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  SPEAKER_01: um,
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  SPEAKER_01: Sgt.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mona Gabriel,
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  SPEAKER_01: Mona Ebony Yeah,
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  SPEAKER_01: they're at the very back of the hole They're on the walls Oh,
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  SPEAKER_00: so you've got portraits of yourselves as well,
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  SPEAKER_00: of course,
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  SPEAKER_02: in there By Michelangelo She painted them on the roof
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  SPEAKER_00: Thornsley, what are you doing during this time?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well,
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  I'm basically like inquiring Barnaby about what sort of
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  upgrades we could get with
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  SPEAKER_01: the metal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so talk to Barnaby.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't talk to me.
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  So you walk over to Barnaby's stall and what you hear is him
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  hammering away chink
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  chink chink on his anvil and you can hear the furnace in the
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  background and you
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  SPEAKER_00: walk up to him and you say I say
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want,
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  SPEAKER_01: um,
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  SPEAKER_01: we've got all these,
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  SPEAKER_01: um,
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  SPEAKER_01: metals now,
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  SPEAKER_01: from our last adventure,
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  SPEAKER_01: um,
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  SPEAKER_01: do you want to upgrade some stuff for us?
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  SPEAKER_01: That metal is used for enchanting.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, some.
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  So Barnaby looks at you and he asks you,
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  what are the metals that you've got?
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  SPEAKER_01: I forgot.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's something glass.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everglass.
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  SPEAKER_00: You've got some sea glass or everglass that you've got.
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  SPEAKER_00: He says he can't use that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a magical item.
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  SPEAKER_00: He can't use that.
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  SPEAKER_00: You've got some lead that you stole from Rurik's battle still.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we have lead.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he says,
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  yes I can upgrade one weapon with these lead coins for you
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  Would you just,
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  SPEAKER_01: would you quick,
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  SPEAKER_01: so I'm going to ask him about what I can upgrade later once we've had the
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  SPEAKER_01: conversation,
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  SPEAKER_01: just so you know What conversation?
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  The conversation about all the metals and stuff Okay,
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  so what do you want to upgrade?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I kind of just want to upgrade.
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  SPEAKER_01: What does shield count as a thing?
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  SPEAKER_00: So it says look I can upgrade, I can engrave the lead into the shield.
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  SPEAKER_00: That could make it look pretty.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's going to make much of a difference to its abilities,
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  SPEAKER_00: but it would look really great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would I maybe be able to
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  May like get a upgrade would I would he be able to make some
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  lead um like um I
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  don't know how to describe it but like spikes um that like
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  could be on a gauntlet
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  um if I give him something else and then um I could wear the
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  gauntlet and like stab
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  SPEAKER_01: it into people like knuckles Teddy if you want to um
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  Teddy,
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  if you want to use my lead coins,
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  then you're gonna have to ask me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't I have lead coins?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I please have some lead coins?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, then, um, could I do that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, apparently you don't have lead coins, so, uh...
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  SPEAKER_01: But I do have lead coins.
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  SPEAKER_01: How many?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, didn't you give me... No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Didn't you give us all, like, 20?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, then I'm going to go up to Ruben and steal them No!
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  SPEAKER_01: No, because I am...
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  Because I am currently hiding in my slide because I overheard
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  you and you don't
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  know how to get in So here is what you currently own that is
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  shared between the
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  party and anyone can spend this it's a first come first serve
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  scenario Wait is the
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  um So Ruben on his person Ebony Claw has some lead coins that
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  was from the blunder
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  SPEAKER_00: bus I think that that Rurik shot
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  SPEAKER_00: You have Residium,
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  you've got three chunks of Residium which is a special glass
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  based weapon upgrade.
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  You have one cache of glass metal alloy which is a masterwork
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  alloy that you can
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  SPEAKER_00: use to upgrade things.
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  You have some crystal that has fallen off the Emerald Key,
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  the Renewal Crystal.
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  And then you have a smattering of other things like So would I
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  be able to use the
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  SPEAKER_01: zoobidium or whatever Residium Yeah,
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  residium for something That's an enchanting upgrade There's
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  glass metal alloy Yeah,
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  the glass metal alloy How much glass metal alloy So there are
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  four pieces of glass
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  SPEAKER_00: metal alloy Okay,
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  then I'll distribute them between one each of us Just place
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  mine outside my slides
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  SPEAKER_00: So it'll just go into your section of the vault
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  Remember you've got the magical vault that you've really
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  devised Would I be able to use mine?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep, to do what?
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  SPEAKER_00: You've got a sickle,
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  SPEAKER_00: you've got a quarterstaff,
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  SPEAKER_01: you've got a shield I have a shield,
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  SPEAKER_01: yes Would I be able to reinforce my shield to give me more protection?
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  Says yes I can reinforce your shield for you it'll make it a
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  shield plus one and
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  also which gives you plus one charisma because it's so
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  beautiful people will
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  automatically think you're wonderful Would I be able to um with
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  my leather armor
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  SPEAKER_01: make spikes on it
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  So you can turn this into studded leather armour using this
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  glass metal alloy to
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  SPEAKER_00: stud it which would increase your armour class and upgrade your...
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  It's a plus one upgrade so it's a plus one upgrade across the
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  board so it can
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  reinforce the sharpness of the sickle that you've got it can
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  add a sort of a
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  central core to your quarterstaff making it more powerful
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  making it a plus one
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  SPEAKER_01: Since it is my druidic focus
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  I'm with my quarterstaff I'll reinforce my quarterstaff so I
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  might be able to do
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  more powerful spells and stuff but also to make it more
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  powerful okay so would you
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  like to name your quarterstaff yes staffy the virgin staff as
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  I'm seeing in the
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  SPEAKER_01: fight with Captain Rurik part 2
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so the verdant staff.
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  So you give that to Barnaby and he takes this glass metal alloy
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  and what you get
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  back to him after about a week of him working on this is what
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  was just a long stick
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  SPEAKER_00: now has this beautiful fine filigree,
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  this fine metal work wrapped all around it in the shape of
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  various trees and leaves
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  SPEAKER_00: and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: At the end of each staff
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to grab my Residium from the
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  SPEAKER_00: So, what he says to you is, that's not something I can make.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can use this alloy to upgrade your daggers that you already have.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, yes please.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay, so what he'll do...
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait.
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  I also want to ask him,
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  can he make my daggers into a...
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  into a thin cone?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, then there would no longer be daggers, so no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  Then I want like a channel on each side of each dagger A
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  channel in what way?
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  Describe it Like a thin triangle embedded like not embedded but
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  like kind of dug
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  SPEAKER_01: out which could probably which could maybe make it more aerodynamic
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he says yes he can do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: So again after about a week or so you get your daggers back.
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  SPEAKER_00: He asks you what would you like to call these now?
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  SPEAKER_00: They are now a twin pair made to fight with each other only.
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  SPEAKER_00: What would you like to call these?
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  SPEAKER_01: The Dagger Twins.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: The Dancer's Blades.
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  SPEAKER_00: The Dancer's Blades.
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  SPEAKER_00: What a great name.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have an inspiration.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do I?
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  SPEAKER_01: Did he use the Residium?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Glass Metal Alloy to do that?
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  SPEAKER_01: How does that work?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because technically I didn't use it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You did.
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  SPEAKER_00: You said you brought it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I wanted to do something else.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the only thing he can use to upgrade the thing.
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  But I thought he could have melted it down then made the
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  channel in without using the residium.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not using that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's for enchanting.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean the glass metal alloy.
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  SPEAKER_00: What would you like to do Ruben?
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  I wanted him to make the channel and then I wanted him to make
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  like a staff thing
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  which I could click each dagger into each end Yeah so I was
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  about to explain that
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  what you have now are these two daggers at the hilt of which
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  clip into each other
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  to create a sort of double ended blade Double ended lightsaber
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  And then I can arm
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  SPEAKER_01: it extended
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  SPEAKER_00: Then they become two separate weapons No,
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  SPEAKER_01: then I can extend Like,
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  SPEAKER_01: I can extend it I can quarter stuff with daggers on the end Oh,
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  SPEAKER_00: yeah Sure Yep,
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  SPEAKER_00: we can make it I can do that What do you want to call that?
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  SPEAKER_00: The Dancer's Blades Yep,
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  SPEAKER_00: great Alright,
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  SPEAKER_00: we move to Soldron What would you like to do during this downtime?
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  SPEAKER_01: Two things One,
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  SPEAKER_01: I would like to give that prosidium alloy to No,
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  SPEAKER_01: that glass metal alloy to Barnaby Mm-hmm
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  SPEAKER_01: and ask him to use it to upgrade my shield and put some sparks on it.
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  Okay so your shield gets a plus one shield so you still have
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  your mace but your
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  shield now adds an extra one extra armor class to you so you're
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  a little bit harder
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  SPEAKER_00: to hit.
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  What it also does is it gains the property that on a attack
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  that is like a melee
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  SPEAKER_00: attack a really close melee attack
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  If the other person is still full health they will take an
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  additional damage for
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  each attack they make against you So basically what that does
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  mechanically are it's
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  going to work but basically what that means is as they hit
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  against your shield and
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  they hit you on a failed attack it will damage them because the
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  spikes will punch
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  into their arms So that's basically in Minecraft for people out
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  there who play
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  SPEAKER_01: Minecraft that's Thorns Enchantment
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so that's basically how it works.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a cool upgrade.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ah, fine.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Second thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I would like to use that, go over to, um... Lyra was her name.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Lyra, and ask her to enchant my mace with that Residium Alloy.
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  SPEAKER_01: How much of Residium Alloy do we have?
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  SPEAKER_00: So you have three chunks of Residium.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, well, can it be... First, um, how much
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, the residuum would it be like in kilograms?
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  SPEAKER_01: Three chunks Three chunks, how big is a chunk?
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  SPEAKER_01: A head size?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um,
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  well basically I'm going to say since I have all the metal I'm
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  gonna say You don't
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  SPEAKER_01: have the metal?
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  SPEAKER_01: No,
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  SPEAKER_01: they're shared,
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  SPEAKER_00: shared between So I'm gonna,
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  SPEAKER_00: can I just say Let Soldier finish his thing first,
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  that's where we were So I wanted to use it on my mace to
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  enchant it with leeching
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, so that's not really a mechanic that I'm familiar with.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, how would that work?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's basically life steal.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's pretty much life steal.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, he hits.
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  SPEAKER_01: So pretty much I hit.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's normally about like one quarter of that damage.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you get.
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  SPEAKER_00: I deal from them?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, Lyra says, yes, I can do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a very difficult thing to do.
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  SPEAKER_00: That will take, it'll take four chunks of residium to make that happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: Plus, I need about two weeks in order to prepare all the things.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, we can certainly do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: We can make that work.
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  SPEAKER_00: But right now, that's not quite possible.
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  SPEAKER_00: You'll need some more work to be done.
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  SPEAKER_00: I
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you ask her on the what upgrades you could do with one,
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  SPEAKER_01: with like a half or one chunk of residium?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll ask her that.
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  So look she says look to be honest really with only three
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  chunks of Residium it
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  kind of really doesn't do very much Residium is is a rare thing
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  but magically you
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  need quite a bit of it to make to upgrade weapons to give them
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  those kinds of
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  special powers normally they are for the really powerful people
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  to be using so
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  Functionally what that means is that when you get a little bit
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  higher up in the
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  levels and you've had more chance to collect loot you can use
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  it down the track but
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  you can't pretty much you can't do anything with that as it
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  stands I'm just gonna
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  SPEAKER_01: say to Lara are you saying that I'm weak?
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  SPEAKER_01: I can show you who's weak
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  She sort of said,
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  look,
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  I've been hanging around Silas for so long,
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  you can't intimidate me.
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  And she laughs it off and she wanders back into the back of her
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  enchanting room.
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  SPEAKER_02: Finally, Gabriel.
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  SPEAKER_02: I want to ask Barnaby if you can make me a shield.
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  SPEAKER_02: Make your shield.
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  SPEAKER_00: You have a shield, don't you?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't you?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: I've got a shield.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_00: Barnaby says, yes, I can make you a shield.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_00: That's not a problem at all.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: And can you also put the Resilium alloy?
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_00: The glass metal one?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I can do that for you.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'll need about 100 gold pieces worth of equipment to make that happen.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_00: But he also says, but I thought you were a heavy crossbow user.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's a two-handed weapon, is it not?
• 18:36
  Yes So perhaps that's not the best option because it'll make
• 18:40
  you not be able to use
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: your crossbow Can you upgrade my armour?
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_00: Certainly can.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_00: What armour do you have?
• 18:46
  Studded leather Yeah so what I can do with that is you can make
• 18:50
  that into a plus
• 18:51
  one studded metal which will also give you a plus one defence
• 18:57
  so your AC will
• 18:58
  increase by one and you can describe how you would like that to
• 19:01
  look Okay I would
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_02: like it to look
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: Look like,
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_02: um,
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_02: so,
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_02: there are spikes,
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: there's like mediums,
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: spikes that are about five inches high and two inches there.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: Look all around the armour.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's like one shoulder piece.
• 19:31
  Yeah so um so he says I can do the two shoulders that way if I
• 19:35
  did the whole thing
• 19:36
  you'd look like a porcupine and you don't actually have enough
• 19:39
  to do that so I'll
• 19:40
  do your shoulder pads for you um one centimeter high okay uh so
• 19:48
  he does that so
• 19:49
  after about a week you come back and there's your studded
• 19:52
  leather armor it's been
• 19:53
  reinforced it almost looks as if you now have scales too the
• 19:57
  way that your uh your
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: companions do and so um
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: All of that being done,
• 20:04
  we're going to move into sitting down in the Hall of Heroes I
• 20:10
  want to ask Barnaby
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_02: where his child is as quickly as they were and to give him a ride
• 20:19
  Sure so this child is actually a little girl her name is
• 20:25
  Adrienne and you see her
• 20:28
  running around playing in the courtyard sometimes so what would
• 20:32
  you like to do?
• 20:32
  I would like to ask her if she ever wanted to fly Oh yes I love
• 20:40
  flying Okay then I
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: say get on my back then you can fly
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_00: So she clambers onto your back,
• 20:48
  she grabs onto around your neck and chest and then you take off
• 20:54
  with your wings.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_02: I fly about... 100 meters high!
• 21:03
  100 feet into the sky,
• 21:06
  then drop her,
• 21:08
  then really fast swoop down,
• 21:11
  then catch her again.
• 21:13
  So as she falls she lets out a shriek of terror which when you
• 21:17
  capture her and grab
• 21:18
  her again at the bottom turns into a scream of absolute joy and
• 21:22
  she loves this game
• 21:25
  and so when you go and pop her back down on the ground Barnaby
• 21:29
  comes up to you and
• 21:29
  says don't ever do that again but also thank you for giving her
• 21:34
  so much joy she's
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_00: hardly had any joy in her life Thornsley
• 21:39
  No one said anything about the herb greenhouse,
• 21:43
  so I'll just say something.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: Would we be able to see what we could do with that?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: so in there,
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: there are all,
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_00: so you,
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm assuming you wander over during this time at some point in time.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_00: And in this greenhouse,
• 21:57
  you see there are just rows and rows of empty soil beds that
• 22:01
  can be cultivated.
• 22:02
  You can plant ingredients to make various potions with there,
• 22:06
  if you like.
• 22:08
  You can ask either Lyra or Barnaby to find the seeds to plant
• 22:12
  the plants you want to plant.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: And that's basically what it is.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: So, is Barnaby's wife doing anything?
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: Not really,
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: she's just dead Would I be able to ask her,
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: would you be able to run a few errands,
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_01: well run an errand for us at the night market?
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: Sure Would you be able to collect some seeds for potions?
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: Which potions do you want?
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: We want maybe health and protection potions.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so she says yes, she can find the plans to do that.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's going to cost about 200 gold pieces to get all the bits and pieces.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_02: We can do that.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: You currently have 1,400 after the shield.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_00: 1,500 because we didn't make the shield actually.
• 23:03
  So you can drop that down to 1,300 and she can get all the
• 23:07
  stuff you need if you want.
• 23:11
  yeah we could do that and then I'm gonna ask her I only want
• 23:16
  the high quality ones
• 23:19
  she says I'll go visit the Arun brothers they might have
• 23:24
  something to protect you
• 23:25
  from the cold all right Ebony Claw I'm going to get you like so
• 23:31
  I'm going to bring
• 23:32
  everyone to the Hall of Heroes for a special meeting then I'm
• 23:36
  like let's go
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: shopping before Saldren
• 23:41
  Since everybody else got to name their items that upgraded it,
• 23:47
  can I name my ship?
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_00: Can I name mine?
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: And question, what does dignity mean?
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: Dignity?
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: Dignity is sort of the respect you have for yourself for the most.
• 24:01
  It's the way you carry yourself being right and good and those
• 24:04
  sorts of things.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: So what would you like to name the thing we made for you?
• 24:12
  The Shield Of Dignity The Shield Of Resistance The Shield Of
• 24:19
  Resistance It Shall Be
• 24:22
  And Finally The Studded Leather Armour For Gabriel I Want Mine
• 24:27
  To Be Mr Pokey Poke
• 24:31
  Okay So You Put On Mr Pokey Poke And All Of You Now Gather In
• 24:35
  The Hall Of Heroes
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: Before Armour When She Says Armour
• 24:42
  I'll go to the Arun Brothers and I'm like I've had enough of
• 24:45
  them they made me eat
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: a skull face pepper
• 24:50
  So you end up walking up to the Hall of Heroes and there
• 24:56
  sitting in two of the
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_00: seats is Viridiana and Whisper.
• 25:01
  After about a week of you hanging out here they turn to you and
• 25:04
  say it's time for
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_00: you to get on with our quest to save the verdant heart.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_00: And so you eventually grab the Emerald Key and
• 25:17
  All of you enter into the vault where the portal is and where
• 25:21
  your next adventure
• 25:22
  will begin and as you wander down into that room you can see
• 25:27
  the archway where the
• 25:29
  portal is and it's got now a space where you can insert the key
• 25:34
  in order to go into
• 25:35
  the sapphire world because the emerald key that you got out of
• 25:38
  the jade spires is
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_00: now being attuned it's ready to be used
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_00: It will slot into the gateway,
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: but before you put into it,
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_00: is there any last thing anyone wants to say or do?
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: I would be able to say,
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: wait,
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: would I be able to say,
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_01: let's do this thing,
• 25:57
  and then would Ruben and me be able to do the chicken nugget
• 26:02
  meatballs morale boost
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_01: thing with the thunderclap?
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Chicken nugget meatballs with the thunderclap?
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_00: You don't have to ask permission, you can just do it.
• 26:12
  No wait Teddy we can use our wings and then make them chicken
• 26:15
  wings No we're not
• 26:16
  going to do that Well I am Ok everyone's going to do that so
• 26:19
  sold them out Alright
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_01: sold it Do you know how I send Barnaby's wife to go do some errands?
• 26:28
  Yeah,
• 26:28
  I would like to go with her to the Night Market and buy some
• 26:31
  spell scrolls.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the Night Market still doesn't have no spell scrolls.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_00: So, at this stage, you've just left her to go off and buy her things.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_00: You're about to enter into the next phase of the adventure.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_00: Viridiana grabs the Emerald Key and you give it to her.
• 26:54
  You see the portal before you and she inserts the Emerald Key
• 26:58
  into the portal and
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_00: as she does so it sort of sinks into the archway of the portal.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_00: and as you do so,
• 27:10
  the portal opens and it's this bright blue sapphire coloured
• 27:16
  portal swirling in
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: front of you.
• 27:18
  Now you're familiar with this of course because you've gone
• 27:20
  through the red portal
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_00: into Rurik's world,
• 27:23
  the green portal into the Jade Spires and now you're about to
• 27:26
  step into the
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_00: sapphire world.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: We didn't go through portals, we went through
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you went on the Concorde, Chris?
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_00: In this case, you're going to go through a porter.
• 27:44
  Now as you as you step through this portal and this archway you
• 27:54
  as you step through
• 27:55
  you notice that the portal sort of glitches a little bit it
• 27:59
  doesn't look the way
• 28:01
  you've expected it to look and so instead of the the beam you
• 28:06
  would expect to see
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_00: the deep sapphire blue light the room that you are in
• 28:15
  starts swirling around you and spinning and all of a sudden you
• 28:20
  shoot upwards into
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_00: what essentially feels like infinity.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_00: There's a whooshing sound.
• 28:25
  and instead of what you're familiar with with the Concord
• 28:30
  crystals you actually pop
• 28:32
  into existence tumble out and you fall onto this soft bed of
• 28:39
  grass but it's not
• 28:41
  actually grass it is this neon blue moss on the ground and you
• 28:48
  as you tumble out of
• 28:49
  this and you kind of fall and clamber over one another you look
• 28:52
  up and the sky
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_00: above you
• 28:54
  You're expecting to see clouds but you don't There's just this
• 28:58
  curved kind of dome
• 29:01
  that you find yourself in of thick glass Pressing it up against
• 29:06
  the glass outside
• 29:08
  is and you can see from where you are there are these two
• 29:13
  terrifyingly huge blurry
• 29:16
  yellow eyes with a horizontal pupil staring down at you It
• 29:20
  looks almost like
• 29:22
  An alien eclipse It's a beholder You haven't just travelled
• 29:28
  into a new world You
• 29:30
  are now actually stuck inside this world and as you look around
• 29:35
  you realise that
• 29:37
  what you see before you is you're kind of in like a glass dome
• 29:41
  prison and that's
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_00: where you stand What do you do?
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_02: Gabriel I say um what...
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_02: What should I name of the clan of our clan be?
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: The awesome bros?
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_02: Seriously?
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: Sure, soldier.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, and, um, um, since I know this...
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, um, what is the fish's name again?
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_00: Silgar.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm going to shout at Xanathoth from the young black bro.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know it's Xanathoth.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to guess it's Xanathoth.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_01: So, as you scream these things from your blue mossy ground,
• 30:49
  you notice that the eye that has been looking down at you isn't
• 30:53
  just a single
• 30:54
  eyeball in fact it belongs to a giant face and the face turns
• 31:00
  and you see there's
• 31:01
  another eyeball of the same size on the other side equally huge
• 31:06
  equally massive
• 31:07
  equally staring at you as you stare at it though i want you
• 31:11
  guys to all roll a
• 31:13
  perception or insight check for me whichever is highest
• 31:16
  perception plus six
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to use my inspiration on that.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: Perception or what?
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: Inside please be good.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: 24.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: Inside please be good.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: 17.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: Okay so with that.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: 15.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, even a 15 is enough.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_00: You notice that these giant golden eyes,
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_00: as they look around,
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_00: don't seem to be attached to any particularly intelligent thing.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't seem to have much of a brain guiding its thoughts and kind.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_00: And so that's what you see.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Now, do you want to explore this space that you're in?
• 32:06
  Yes,
• 32:06
  I do,
• 32:07
  but I'm also going to be pondering why I think this is meant to
• 32:12
  be reversed.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_01: We are the smart ones.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: We should be Xanathar.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: Silgar, the fish who's out there, probably should be inside here.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: We should be watching him, not him watching us, actually.
• 32:30
  I would like to cast Command on whatever this strange beast is
• 32:36
  What's its range?
• 32:38
  Its range 60 feet Okay so I'll allow you to cast Command And
• 32:45
  for Wisdom saving
• 32:46
  throw is 14 DC 14 Okay so you actually succeed in your command
• 32:53
  spirit You have to
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_01: say one word Say dance No What?
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_01: Only one word
• 33:01
  So the command spell You can only speak one word So it says you
• 33:06
  speak a one word
• 33:07
  command To a creature you can see within range The target must
• 33:11
  succeed a wisdom
• 33:12
  saving throw Which it failed And you can choose a command from
• 33:15
  any of these options
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_00: Approach,
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_00: drop,
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_00: flee,
• 33:18
  grovel or halt Wait does it have to be from those options Or
• 33:22
  can it be any It has
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_01: to be from those options Can't it be like speak or something Speak
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_01: I. Duns.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: Which one of those?
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_00: Approach, drop, flea, grovel, hoff.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: Flea.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Here.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Flea.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Drop.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_00: So the two eyes now are both stare at you and
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_00: Thorns Lens
• 34:10
  Well,
• 34:10
  would I just be able to explore the space to see if there's
• 34:13
  anything stuff going on?
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Ebony Claude, what do you want to add to that?
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I want to say that, guys, I think we've been shrunk.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: Wait.
• 34:28
  I'm going to say to everyone,
• 34:30
  um,
• 34:30
  does everybody have a breathe on the wall?
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: Teddy can cast it on us.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can virtually cast it on us.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_01: Can you please, guys, cast it?
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: No,
• 34:39
  when we need to go to water Just in case I'm going to try to
• 34:45
  smash it I'll ritually
• 34:48
  cast it but I'll also do that while I'm exploring the area So
• 34:54
  what we'll do I don't
• 34:57
  think you can do both at the same time So find a little spot I
• 35:02
  think it takes you
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_00: an hour to ritually cast water breathing No,
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_01: 10 minutes
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_00: So as you do that, the others will start looking around.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to start smashing the glass.
• 35:16
  So as you start smashing against the glass,
• 35:22
  you keep going,
• 35:23
  you keep going,
• 35:24
  you keep smashing.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm in the same spot, guys.
• 35:28
  Actually,
• 35:29
  you don't make much of a dent to it at all,
• 35:31
  which is a little bit...
• 35:33
  So as you walk around you notice that this ground that you're
• 35:41
  on while there is
• 35:44
  this bright blue moss attached to it the ground itself is made
• 35:49
  of sapphire crushed
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_00: sapphire soil
• 35:52
  And that's what's glowing like moss Oh I know I'm going to
• 35:56
  scoop it up and put it
• 35:58
  in my pockets I know So you can take a little bit with me How
• 36:02
  much does it cost?
• 36:05
  It's just on the floor,
• 36:06
  it doesn't cost you anything Would I be able to take some?
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: When you get back, how much would it cost?
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_00: It depends on what it actually is.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_01: Would I be able to take some?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can either take a pocket full.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_00: Now,
• 36:20
  towering over you and standing around within this sphere that
• 36:26
  you find yourselves
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_00: in,
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_00: there's a giant ticking brass clockwork gear that tick,
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_00: tick,
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_00: ticks around.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_00: As you look to the horizon, you see what looks like a black sea of oil.
• 36:41
  and a feather that is the size of a building you know a massive
• 36:48
  tall skyscraper
• 36:49
  yeah but it's just lying on its side it's a feather of
• 36:52
  absolutely massive size now
• 36:54
  as you look through the glass you can see you can see a dimly
• 37:01
  lit space it looks
• 37:03
  like it's got stone all around you on the other side of the
• 37:07
  glass I've got dark
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_02: vision so it seems bright to me
• 37:10
  It's too far away and so you also it's in the distance far away
• 37:19
  and in the far
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_00: distance you see something
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_00: Which you can't really make out from here,
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_00: but it seems to be the size of,
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_00: again,
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_00: the largest thing you've ever seen.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_00: Think of a whale,
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_00: it's like 20,
• 37:34
  30 times the size of a whale floating in the space somewhere in
• 37:41
  the distance.
• 37:43
  Now the problem is that as you've been looking around this as
• 37:46
  Thornsley has been
• 37:47
  casting water breathing which we'll assume comes to an end now
• 37:51
  the air inside this
• 37:54
  space is starting to get a little bit warm as you've been
• 37:59
  exploring as you've
• 38:00
  walked around and as you've dug up some of the sapphires on the
• 38:05
  ground the neon
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_00: blue rocks that you've been on
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_00: Each way you've stepped, a little bit of blue has remained glowing.
• 38:17
  And now as you look back at them,
• 38:19
  you notice that these blue things are actually runes.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_00: So they are starting to start to glow brighter and brighter.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, runes or runes?
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_00: Runes.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_00: R-U-N-E-S. And it is starting to get warmer and warmer in here.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_00: What do you want to do, Thorsley?
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, first thing...
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_01: How far away is the feather thing?
• 38:43
  Uh,
• 38:44
  it's,
• 38:44
  you know,
• 38:45
  hundreds of feet,
• 38:46
  maybe five hundred,
• 38:47
  maybe a thousand.
• 38:48
  Well then,
• 38:50
  um,
• 38:51
  would I just be able to shout to Isaiah,
• 38:54
  hey,
• 38:55
  can you identify the wounds?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh sure, I can.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: Or detect magic, or both.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_00: What do you want to do, Saldren?
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_01: I should identify the wounds.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: So are you going to do that?
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_01: Detect magic, study of and identify.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: So the study is an investigation or perception check.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_00: What do you want to do?
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to cast identify as a spell, as a ritual?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: Actually I'm going to use my daily use of detect magic.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_00: Okay,
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_00: so as you cast detect magic,
• 39:29
  you feel a strong sense of evocation magic coming from the
• 39:33
  runes themselves.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_00: Now,
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_00: what that means is that they are going to create something,
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_00: they are starting to do something.
• 39:42
  You also get the sense that this is got to do with heat or fire
• 39:48
  and that is
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_00: possibly why the air inside this space is getting warmer and warmer.
• 39:55
  And that's what you get from your Detect Manager So,
• 39:57
  eventually will we like die from heat?
• 40:02
  I guess you'll find out Would I be able to say hey come on
• 40:07
  everybody let's journey
• 40:10
  onwards to the feather I want to see what's in the feather So
• 40:14
  you can't get to the
• 40:15
  feather there's a giant glass wall in front of you So you're
• 40:19
  inside basically a
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_00: giant glass wall
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_01: Is there anything interesting around us other than the runes?
• 40:26
  Apart from the runes and you saw the big giant ticking clocky
• 40:30
  thing,
• 40:31
  that's the soil and...
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_00: The oil Again,
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_00: that's not inside the glass,
• 40:38
  that's somewhere in the distance I'll be able to inspect the
• 40:41
  gear to see what it is
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_01: and if...
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_00: So roll an investigation check for me, sorry
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_01: Can I help him?
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can both go and investigate at the same time.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: Can I?
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_01: Investigate.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_02: I want to investigate as well.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: Isaiah, I really hope you got higher than a three.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_01: Investigation?
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I did.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: I got a four.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_02: I got an eight.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_00: All right,
• 41:09
  so the three Gabriel and Saldron and Thornsley all look at this
• 41:14
  sort of clock thing
• 41:15
  and they think oh that's just lovely there's little gears
• 41:17
  moving around inside it's
• 41:18
  kind of mesmerizing and they stand there and they actually all
• 41:23
  three of them gain
• 41:24
  the confused condition for one turn because they get so they
• 41:29
  basically become
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_01: hypnotized or mesmerized there is no confused condition yeah or
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yes there isn't No there isn't Well what is the equivalent?
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_02: There's one that John definitely grappled it
• 41:43
  Stunned is the one I'm thinking of sorry I'm not confused but
• 41:55
  you Ruben Ebony Claw
• 41:58
  you as you look at it you realize that this is this is actually
• 42:04
  the clockwork of a
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_00: trap that has been sprung
• 42:09
  and that as this clockwork runs out,
• 42:12
  you will be faced with something that it will release.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I want to fight something.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to fight it because I'm looking at it.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_01: So,
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: after about another minute or so,
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_00: the clockwork comes to an end and the three of you,
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_00: your stunt condition is...
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_01: Ended.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_00: Ended?
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_00: And this is what you see before you.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to fight a golem.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_01: Not more spiders.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_01: Spiders.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: Not more spiders?
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_01: Meh.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_00: That,
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_00: what you see in front of you Oh,
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_00: yeah,
• 42:37
  I'll put the spider in front of you Spider in front of you
• 42:38
  Spider in front of you
• 42:39
  Spider in front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front
• 42:40
  of you Spider in
• 42:41
  front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front of you
• 42:42
  Spider in front of you
• 42:42
  Spider in front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front
• 42:43
  of you Spider in
• 42:44
  front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front of you
• 42:45
  Spider in front of you
• 42:45
  Spider in front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front
• 42:47
  of you Spider in
• 42:47
  front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front of you
• 42:48
  Spider in front of you
• 42:49
  Spider in front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front
• 42:50
  of you Spider in
• 42:50
  front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front of you
• 42:51
  Spider in front of you
• 42:52
  Spider in front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front
• 42:53
  of you Spider in
• 42:54
  front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front of you
• 42:55
  Spider in front of you
• 42:55
  Spider in front of you Spider in front of you Spider in front
• 42:56
  of you Spider in
• 43:00
  Let me tell you and describe for you what you see so the
• 43:04
  clockwork comes to an end
• 43:05
  there's a giant clunk and a door opens within the space and out
• 43:10
  of the space you
• 43:11
  get three mechanical beetles they are the smaller ones you see
• 43:15
  on the screen in
• 43:15
  front of you so I use the same picture because I couldn't find
• 43:19
  another one
• 43:20
  Their carapaces are made of polished and jagged glass and they
• 43:27
  come scrambling out
• 43:29
  they look exactly what you would expect them to be they're like
• 43:31
  spiders except they
• 43:32
  have six legs and they take up this triangular position in
• 43:36
  front of the four of you
• 43:38
  after they come out of the hole you see the hole itself shudder
• 43:42
  a bit as if
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_00: something is stuck
• 43:44
  And then eventually it cracks open and out emerges a giant
• 43:49
  multi-leg clockwork spider.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: It is made of gleaming brass and it has a bright red eye,
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_00: actually it has several eyes that lock onto you.
• 44:00
  Doesn't have the same crystal Roll for initiative This is a
• 44:04
  security system for the
• 44:06
  place that you have found yourself in that the portal has
• 44:08
  transported you to Oh,
• 44:10
  it was the alpha beast already And now you need to roll for
• 44:14
  initiative Okay,
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: roll for 4 I've got plus 6 so I can't roll I rolled 17 21 11 Alright,
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_00: so I got a 4 Hang on,
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_00: hang on Let's just Can you just let me,
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_00: uh
• 44:30
  Select here the turn order Tell me again slowly Ruben I think
• 44:37
  you had the highest
• 44:39
  Yes 21 You go I rolled a 13 No I rolled 11 I rolled 17 I rolled
• 44:52
  a 4 He rolled a 4
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_01: He rolled a 4 And I do not want to roll more
• 44:59
  And then finally I got a 21 I got a 21 I'm going to erupting
• 45:08
  earth his face Alright
• 45:11
  so the turn order will look like this Someone fey his face What
• 45:16
  if someone fey his
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_01: face Who rolled the 15?
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_01: So it's going to start with Hugo isn't Zodron isn't that high, I'm first
• 45:29
  I rolled a 21 yeah I'm just getting this in the right order
• 45:31
  don't worry oh so it is
• 45:37
  going to be Ebonyclaw first then the spider of the far north
• 45:43
  then the giant spider
• 45:45
  then next is Saldron then Little Spider then Thornsley what and
• 45:52
  then Gabriel
• 45:53
  Thornsley rolled a 4 I rolled an 11 I've accidentally added him
• 45:57
  twice that's why
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_01: Hang on, what about Soldier?
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_01: He should be... What did Little and Big Spider get?
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_00: 20 Alright,
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_02: so this is the way it's going to be Yeah,
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_00: I accidentally added a few of these to it Alright,
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_00: here we go Alright,
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_00: so this is what you see before you Now,
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_00: you are up first,
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: Ebony Claw In the battle I'm going to...
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna...
• 46:29
  Let me see I'm going to shatter this like are there any
• 46:36
  crystals like the spiders?
• 46:38
  Okay I'm going to shatter this guy by his eyeball So how are
• 46:44
  you going to do that?
• 46:46
  Guys focus pretty much all of your attacks on the big guy first
• 46:50
  On the eyes
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't,
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_01: don't care Okay Roll a con save of armour DC 14
• 47:00
  If I make clockwork Yes Well the big boy is brass Guys I know
• 47:06
  what his clockwork is
• 47:07
  He's technically not living So let's cast commands And then I
• 47:12
  shall ask him to
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_00: please So do you see 14?
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah He scores a 9 Yes So what does that do?
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_01: Thunder damage 48 thunder damage Let me check Let me spell
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: Level 3?
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_01: 24!
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_01: Duh!
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_01: Are you doing level 3?
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, level 3 So 24 damage you see?
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yep Okay, very good
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_00: So as your thunder hits him,
• 47:46
  you see the ripples of the thunder damage go through all of the
• 47:50
  legs and he sort of
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_00: shudders a little bit.
• 47:53
  But he's up and fighting and now it is time for the northern
• 47:58
  spider to come.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_01: Did it actually do any damage or no?
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's for you to find out?
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_01: You probably did not and then you wasted a level 3 spell.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_01: No!
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_01: So this spider is going to run as far as he can and move to the bottom.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_01: He's still about 20 feet out of range.
• 48:34
  And unfortunately that's all he can do And so now it is time
• 48:38
  for the next boy Which
• 48:41
  is the big boy And he gets 30 feet It could go 30 feet I'm
• 48:48
  guessing Some days
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so this is what he's going to do.
• 48:54
  He's going to move to the front and position himself basically
• 49:01
  between Thornsley and Gabriel.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm actually going to fall away.
• 49:08
  Oh sorry Soldren It's because your colours are so much the same
• 49:11
  He's going to laser
• 49:12
  us And so he's going to do a multi-attack One on Thornsley One
• 49:17
  on Soldren And If it
• 49:19
  misses on Soldren he takes damage Yeah Alright so It is Rolls a
• 49:29
  19 to Oh sorry a 20
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_02: to hit On both of us?
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yes Oh no He's going to start with you first 20 to hit
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_00: 20 to hit.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: Critical hit?
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_00: It just has a plus 6.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_00: So it's 14 plus 6.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_02: So that hits.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: And now the damage is 2d6 plus 4.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_00: 13 damage.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: What type of damage?
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_00: Piercing.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_00: And now he rolls his second attack.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_00: And that is a 20 to hit.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_01: Non-natural?
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, non-natural.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yep, that's it.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_01: Then how much damage?
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, and the damage is 2d6 plus 4.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_01: I take 100 damage.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_00: Is 11.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's not too bad.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and so now it is... Soldron's turn.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I want 27.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_01: I need to ask something.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, you don't.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_02: I should, um... What is, um, 30 action.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_00: So, you can use your study action on what?
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_02: On that.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_01: On the spiders.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_00: On the little ones or the big one?
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: The big boy.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so...
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_02: He's on twice.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_02: No, he's not.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, he is.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I am.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_02: At the top and bottom, look.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_00: That's so confusing.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't understand how this works.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_00: You guys are going to just have to help me with that.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_02: Why is Adam on there twice?
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 51:07
  Alright so you are using the the lexicon of divine decrees
• 51:13
  action is that right aka
• 51:15
  the ledger of legends and so that does not give you the
• 51:25
  resistances or anything so
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_00: what I need you to roll is a perception check for me please
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll roll a perception check.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, Ruben.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_01: He wanted me to- Critical.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_00: File or success?
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_01: Critical success.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_00: Okay,
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_00: so what you notice with that is that the spider,
• 51:53
  the big boy has his joints moved with gears and so acid will
• 52:01
  damage them in a
• 52:02
  special way exactly how you do not know but you can attack the
• 52:11
  joints of the legs
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_01: Come on Teddy.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_01: So that's your action.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to do movement?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll move.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_00: So if you move you will provoke an opportunity attack.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so then it's this spider boy.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: So he's going to come down right to Gabriel.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_00: And he is going to attack with his glass mandibles.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_00: Chompy chompy.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_02: And it is a nat 20.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: Plus 5.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: So 25.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_02: And double damage.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh me, why me?
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: What are you on, Yugo?
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_00: What are you on, Yugo?
• 52:56
  I've got 44 hit points So it's 1d8 plus 3 is 11 times 2 is 22
• 53:02
  Don't do all the
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_01: damage twice instead of doing double damage No,
• 53:08
  just do double damage We always do double damage It's double
• 53:12
  damage Alright No,
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_02: it's two put together I've got 22 health,
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_02: everybody
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_00: So Yugo has the bloodied condition.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, that was that boy.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_00: Now it is up to Gabriel.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_00: Your turn.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_01: He can't hold one of these.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_00: Gabriel, your turn.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_01: It says I can attack twice per action.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, you have two attacks because of... You can't do spells, Yugo.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_00: You can't do spells.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not allowed to do spells.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_00: You can do spells, but you can only do one.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_00: You can do two attacks, though, because you've got an extra attack.
• 53:47
  Wait,
• 53:47
  that means he can do,
• 53:48
  like,
• 53:49
  um,
• 53:49
  he can't do one spell and one attack.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_01: He can attack five.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because he's level five.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_00: That's your action.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_00: How much do you get?
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_01: Um, nine health.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_00: So you're on 31.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's your action.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_00: So that's your action.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to move or are you going to stay?
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_01: Nine.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: But I want to...
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_02: I want to...
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_02: I want to...
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_02: I want to...
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_02: I want to...
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: I want to...
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_02: I want to...
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_00: I want to... No you can't because you cast a spell.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_00: Remember we just said that.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_00: You only have one action which is two attacks or one spell.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_01: Why am I on that fly?
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, now it's Thornsley's turn.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm on that fly, Dad.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well,
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_01: since you said about the acid,
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_01: since I have acid breath,
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_01: because I'm a copper dragonborn,
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_01: I shall do that.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to aim it for his gears.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_00: So acid breath still does an attack roll, doesn't it?
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's a dex 13.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, alright.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_00: Let me see.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this guy's not good at experimenting.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_00: Let us see what we get.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_02: Also, since my crossbow exploded, I can shoot it as a reaction.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_00: She gets 19.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, then it's still half damage.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, is that half damage?
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_01: Nine half rounded down.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_00: Alright,
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_00: so as you spit out your acid breath and aim it at the gears of the legs,
• 55:28
  they dissolve as you do so because they are a weakness of this
• 55:32
  particular creature.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_00: And as you look at it, you notice that it is now completely immobile.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_00: So it can attack from here, but it cannot move.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: It is effectively lame, yes.
• 55:49
  Using my 50 feet of movement,
• 55:53
  would I be able to get to the spider at the very back?
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, but you will provoke an opportunity attack.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'll try to provoke the least opportunity attacks I can.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's fine.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_00: What I'll do is you can go back across and then up.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_00: But you need to roll.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_00: So this is going to do an opportunity attack.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_02: From Big Boy.
• 56:17
  So the big spider rolls and he actually rolls a eight,
• 56:23
  which means it completely misses.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_00: So you sneak down behind Gabriel, behind Ebony Claw.
• 56:30
  and then walk up to the top Gabriel Soldier again you are the
• 56:35
  same same color
• 56:36
  background and now you are next to the other spider bonus
• 56:40
  action wild shape yep and
• 56:43
  you wild shape into what uh my swarm of crows okay swarm of
• 56:48
  crows you shall be all
• 56:50
  right now you are in your swarm of crows form and it is that
• 56:53
  little spider's turn
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_01: yeah but i get a bunch of resistances and stuff
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_00: So he is going to attack you and his attack role is...
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  SPEAKER_00: Honk 7 plus 5,
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  12 That would not fit Okay And so then he does nothing else Now
• 57:18
  we're up to Ebony
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_01: Claw Okay I am going to go up 10 feet
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_01: Wait no, 15 feet?
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yup.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_01: And then move across by 5 feet?
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: Which way?
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_01: Left.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_01: And then would a 15 foot wide cone of acid breath hit spider and spider?
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_00: Up north?
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, the ones above you?
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like the... Like the...
• 57:59
  this spider and this spider so it's actually probably better to
• 58:02
  be here but yes
• 58:03
  that will do okay I will do that then okay so do your acid
• 58:08
  breast okay uh dex 14
• 58:11
  saving throw okay is the big boy bad so the big boy fails yes
• 58:19
  and the little boy
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_00: fails
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_00: Succeeds No!
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm doing half damage for little boy and So what's the damage?
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, do I roll it twice?
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_00: No,
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_01: just once Five Wait,
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_01: no,
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_01: five plus ten Yeah,
• 58:36
  because zero on a d10 is ten Oh yeah Fifteen rounded down is
• 58:42
  seven for little boy,
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_01: fifteen for big boy Okay
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh is it 2d10s is it?
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah 3d10s So 7 for the little boy and how much for the big boy?
• 58:54
  15 He rolled it once and then he halved it for the little guy
• 58:58
  So the big boy is now
• 59:00
  damaged and in a bloodied condition I can finish him off now
• 59:05
  And now it is the
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_01: little boy's turn Bonus action,
• 59:07
  bonus action I'm just checking what bonus action I should do
• 59:11
  I'm going to Healing
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_01: Word Hugo Okay
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_00: And how much health does he get back?
• 59:19
  Wait wait wait So cast 34 plus 3 9 Hugo you have 9 health
• 59:31
  removed Hugo has 9 health
• 59:33
  removed Alright now it is the spider right in the middle's turn
• 59:38
  And he is going to
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_00: move to Thornsley
• 59:46
  Attack Thornsley Natural 20 Half damage because I have
• 59:51
  resistance because I'm in
• 59:52
  Swarm of Crows They just cancel each other out Yeah just do a
• 59:58
  normal attack Alright
• 59:59
  so it does hit though and the damage is Let's have a look
• 1:00:04
  Damage is 1d8 plus So you
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_00: get 7 damage Thornsley
• 1:00:13
  And now it's the big boy's turn and he's going to take a double
• 1:00:18
  attack on Saldren
• 1:00:21
  If he misses one he takes damage If he misses two he takes
• 1:00:27
  damage So he rears up on
• 1:00:29
  his back legs or tries to and then they sort of snap snap and
• 1:00:34
  they just can't
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_00: support his weight
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_00: So he reaches with his front legs and attacks you twice.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_00: The first attack is a 13.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_00: And the second attack is a 19.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_01: So it takes damage.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, it takes damage for both?
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_01: It does take damage for the first one.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_00: So it's one damage isn't it?
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:01:03
  and you get 2dc plus 4 damage which is 8 oh sorry no 12 you get
• 1:01:11
  12 and he loses 1
• 1:01:15
  so he's looking pretty beat up he's not in a good space at all
• 1:01:19
  I've got 13 health
• 1:01:21
  left guys I reaction on shooting my crossbow at him at the big
• 1:01:26
  boy yeah big boy
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_00: what reaction
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_01: Because he loaded his crossbow when he got in Oh,
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_00: you did too Okay,
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_00: so you can do that as a reaction Okay,
• 1:01:37
  so you roll an attack roll for me Not 20 plus 6 So even as
• 1:01:44
  Soldran takes the damage
• 1:01:45
  and he's looking pretty bad himself You move over and you point
• 1:01:49
  your crossbow right
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_00: at the big guy And you let loose and you get how much damage?
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_02: 10 No, 13 13 And then if you go, you can heal something
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_01: Dad's Dungeon because of your being.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I can.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, once per day you can do that.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_02: Can't I heal myself?
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_00: You can, but you're on 40.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I want to heal.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, tell us how it's done with the big boy.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_02: I killed him!
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's so fair.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to put on three guiding volumes.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, that's good because you saved a spell slot.
• 1:02:23
  I flap up into the sky and then I disappear then I come
• 1:02:31
  smashing down with like a
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_02: bunch of crossbow bolts magically coming out of nowhere
• 1:02:41
  Which home of the big bar are sick Then they're like Tink Tink
• 1:02:47
  Tink Tink Tink Tink
• 1:02:49
  Then it's basically like it only does one damage Then I'm like
• 1:02:54
  I wrote a giant
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_02: crossbow bolt into my crossbow then shoot it And?
• 1:03:01
  It shouts into a thousand pieces Great job The crossbow shouts
• 1:03:06
  into a thousand
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_00: pieces No,
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_00: no,
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_00: the guide Alright,
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_00: so that was him Now it's the little It's my turn It's your turn
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_00: No,
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_00: it's not quite your turn Yeah,
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_01: no,
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_01: it is my turn I didn't have my turn Is it my turn after Gabriel's?
• 1:03:29
  It is your turn after Gabriel That's actually the little
• 1:03:32
  spider's one after
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_00: Gabriel's Yeah,
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_01: I was acting Yeah,
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_00: that's right,
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_00: because it was his reaction That's why I was like,
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_01: oh wait,
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_01: it's Hugo's turn?
• 1:03:42
  Cool So,
• 1:03:44
  it's not quite Yeah,
• 1:03:45
  so it's actually the little spider's turn at this stage What?
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's my turn Your turn is next
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_01: Noooo That's David No,
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm after Big Spider Yeah,
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_01: he's after Big Spider And since Big Spider's dead Oh,
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_00: Big Spider just died Okay,
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_00: yes,
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_00: alright He died Yes,
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_00: now it is your turn,
• 1:04:05
  soldier Big Spider was so ugly that he died I'm gonna go up to
• 1:04:11
  another spider I
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_01: don't care which one The closest Which one?
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_01: The closest?
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_01: Or the D3 or the D6
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_00: Which one?
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't care.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_00: Just choose one.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so this one?
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_00: Post is fine.
• 1:04:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I'm gonna Mason.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so roll an attack roll.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: Go, go, go.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, it hits.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_01: It is... 21.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_01: Unnatural.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_00: That definitely hits.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_00: And the damage?
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_01: Four.
• 1:04:48
  Very good So as you smack your mace into his clockwork legs one
• 1:04:55
  of them cracks and
• 1:04:56
  he leaps out a little screechy sound and now it is the little
• 1:05:01
  spider's turn The
• 1:05:03
  little spider is going to retaliate and seeing that you are so
• 1:05:07
  damaged is going to
• 1:05:08
  attack Saldron I never hear myself from the thing I did Well
• 1:05:15
  you can't just do it
• 1:05:18
  You can only heal 1 plus 6 So it's 19 to hit I'm dead So that's
• 1:05:27
  a success then and
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_00: the damage is 2D 12 Sorry no it's 1D8 plus 3 What's your health?
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_00: 13 I only get 6 damage
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_00: Six damage to you.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, who's next?
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_01: Me.
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's you.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you go.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's your turn.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_00: Gabriel, your turn.
• 1:06:00
  Okay,
• 1:06:02
  so I will basically,
• 1:06:04
  maybe,
• 1:06:05
  maybe,
• 1:06:06
  maybe,
• 1:06:07
  I will kill that speed up.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, the one right next to you.
• 1:06:13
  SPEAKER_00: So roll an attack roll.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_01: Attack.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_01: How much?
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_01: How much damage did Soldier take?
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_01: 21 6 21 hits Then the damage is?
• 1:06:25
  You took 12,
• 1:06:26
  you took 12 Right,
• 1:06:27
  and then you can use your second attack Did I kill it?
• 1:06:31
  SPEAKER_01: Did I kill it?
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_02: I will tell you if you killed it Then I will fire again at him Okay,
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_00: and roll for That one is a 9 A 9 does not hit
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_00: Alright,
• 1:06:47
  so now it's Thornsley's turn Does the spider look oiled The
• 1:06:54
  spider is definitely
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_01: oiled Basically,
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to I'm a wild shape Yes So that's a free actually Yeah,
• 1:07:05
  it's a free thing And then I'm going to do two weapon fighting
• 1:07:11
  How do you rename
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_01: your staff to the burden staff?
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_01: Go on And then
• 1:07:17
  So now since I've done that um so I'm going to attack with my
• 1:07:22
  javelin then my
• 1:07:23
  sickle okay so uh which the top one or the one just underneath
• 1:07:29
  it the one that's
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_01: right to the no west so roll with your javelin first
• 1:07:35
  SPEAKER_01: Can you use Targeted Strike?
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_01: Calculated striking Do you have inspiration?
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:08:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, can you?
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, now it is that... No, I can move.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_00: You can move.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_00: You will get an opportunity attack, but that's okay.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_02: Look, I want him to dance.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_01: The thing I'm going to do is like, I'm going to stay in his reach.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like, do a curve around him so I still stay in his reach.
• 1:08:27
  And at the end of the day since he is a mechanical construct
• 1:08:31
  that does nothing
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, he is now going to attack you.
• 1:08:50
  SPEAKER_00: So that very same spider you tried to attack now is going to attack you.
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_00: And he gets an 18.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's a wood hit.
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_00: And it is 5 damage.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm vitalities.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_01: I only have 19 health.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_00: And now it's Ebony Claw again.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, Dad.
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_01: Wood armor making the two, my two armor...
• 1:09:15
  Dad is click together then extending the rod be a bonus action
• 1:09:20
  or a free action?
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'll just let you do that as a free action.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I've done that.
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_01: So now, does that mean I get
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_01: To do two weapon fighting?
• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_00: Or how much damage?
• 1:09:31
  So it'll be two weapon fighting as if you were attacking with
• 1:09:35
  two daggers normally,
• 1:09:36
  but they get a plus one to each attack roll because they're
• 1:09:39
  half browning.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, that means...
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, do I use a bonus action for that or not?
• 1:09:44
  SPEAKER_00: So you do one with an action, one with a bonus action.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_01: So the first one is a seven to hit.
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_00: Misses.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, Inspiration.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_01: 23 to hit.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_01: 24 to hit.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely hits.
• 1:10:04
  SPEAKER_00: And the damage?
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, the damage for that.
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_01: Two.
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, three.
• 1:10:12
  SPEAKER_00: So, yep, okay.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, so you chink one of its toes off and...
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_00: Toes?
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_00: Toes, yeah.
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_00: Mechanical toes.
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and now with the bonus action, you do another attack roll.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um, uh, 17.
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_00: That hits.
• 1:10:30
  SPEAKER_01: With 5 damage That's pretty good,
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_00: so he now also has the bloodied condition,
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_00: the oiled condition Yes,
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_01: thank you for the co- Thank you,
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_01: I get credit I have got the nearly dead condition Now it's your turn,
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_00: soldier,
• 1:10:48
  and according to my order here Okay I shall walk over to the
• 1:10:55
  one who's attacking
• 1:10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Fawnsling
• 1:10:57
  okay that will provoke an opportunity attack so he's going to
• 1:11:02
  roll uh and he only
• 1:11:05
  rolls a three so that uttered the fire he misses and he takes
• 1:11:08
  damage yeah and he
• 1:11:10
  takes damage that's a good play that's solid thinking take take
• 1:11:14
  an inspiration for
• 1:11:15
  that i've already got inspiration okay very good now you are
• 1:11:19
  there now what do you
• 1:11:19
  want to do yeah yeah he can have my inspiration sure uh what do
• 1:11:24
  you want to do
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_00: soldier
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_00: So that's your movement, you still have an action.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna whack you.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, no.
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Since these spider boys are being so annoying, I'm gonna mace them.
• 1:11:43
  SPEAKER_01: Mace.
• 1:11:43
  SPEAKER_00: Which one?
• 1:11:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm closest to, and I want a 22.
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_00: That hits?
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_00: Having damage?
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Just a weird hit.
• 1:11:54
  SPEAKER_00: Five!
• 1:11:54
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_00: So that top spider has only just taken his first damage right now.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:12:00
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, owie, owie, owie, owie, owie, owie.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_00: Screechy, screechy, screechy.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, now we are at the bottom-most spider attacking Gabriel.
• 1:12:09
  SPEAKER_00: Why me?
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_02: I've got 44 hit points.
• 1:12:11
  SPEAKER_02: No, I've got 44 right now.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_00: So, he's going to roll to attack and he gets a 20, which I think hits.
• 1:12:20
  SPEAKER_00: And the damage is... 8.
• 1:12:25
  And that's all he can do That guy got alone on his attacking
• 1:12:31
  stick And now it's
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_00: your turn,
• 1:12:33
  SPEAKER_00: Gabriel Oh,
• 1:12:35
  SPEAKER_02: it's my turn I will For him being a very meanie boy,
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_02: I sure am Wait,
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_02: what does Hugo's armor do again?
• 1:12:46
  SPEAKER_02: What does the spikes do?
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_02: That would be a 23 23, that hits
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_02: You're doomed mate!
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_02: You have 4 damage taken.
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_00: 4?
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay and again because you've got 2 attacks.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah I rolled again to attack him.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_02: Not 20!
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_00: And the damage?
• 1:13:08
  SPEAKER_02: 10.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_00: He's looking really bad but he's still alive.
• 1:13:15
  SPEAKER_02: He's really oiled.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yup, he's not in a good place.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_00: Gonsly!
• 1:13:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I shall, um, use my signature can twip.
• 1:13:30
  SPEAKER_01: Wait,
• 1:13:30
  SPEAKER_01: no,
• 1:13:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm actually going to,
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_01: yeah,
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to use poison spray,
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_01: but that's not my signature one.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_01: But, yeah, I'm going to use poison spray.
• 1:13:37
  SPEAKER_01: But, um, what will my verdant stuff do?
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because that's my focus, and it got upgraded.
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't do anything that it's upgraded.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:13:46
  It doesn't add anything and it has a plus one to attack if you
• 1:13:49
  use it as a melee.
• 1:13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I still use it.
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_00: So which one are you attacking?
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'll attack the one that I'm a soldier and hit with the mace.
• 1:14:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_00: So roll an attack roll.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_01: I got a 17.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_00: That hits and the damage.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_00: 2d12.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_00: Plus one because it's a plus one weapon.
• 1:14:12
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, no, because I'm using Poison Square.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, yep, that's fine.
• 1:14:18
  SPEAKER_01: So, it would be 16.
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty good.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_00: He's looking very oiled as well, but not quite there yet.
• 1:14:31
  SPEAKER_00: Now, it is, in fact, Dad Spider's turn.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_00: And he is going to attack Thornsley.
• 1:14:36
  16 damage with the cantrip 16 damage with the cantrip Rolls a 7
• 1:14:42
  and fails Ebonyclaw
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  your turn Shatter level 2 on I don't suggest you see shatter
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  because that's a spell
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  SPEAKER_00: slot It doesn't matter,
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  it's his choice So I'm going to move back so I don't get caught
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  in the radius And
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  SPEAKER_01: then you shatter on those two spells What is the radius?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um,
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  SPEAKER_01: let me check Ten foot,
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  SPEAKER_01: um,
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  uh We're gonna get caught We're gonna get caught in it He's
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  allowed to do that He's
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  allowed to do that Everyone in that top corner Those two
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  spiders and me and...
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  SPEAKER_01: No,
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  SPEAKER_01: just one of you I'm doing...
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Teddy
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  SPEAKER_01: That's actually a really good play No,
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  I only have 19 health and you're going to kill me Roll a
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  constitution save Oh,
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  SPEAKER_01: and by the way,
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  SPEAKER_02: on a successful save it does half damage Oh,
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  SPEAKER_01: sorry Ruben,
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  SPEAKER_01: it's 14 Cool,
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  SPEAKER_01: it still does half damage Alright,
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  SPEAKER_00: so one of them succeeded and one failed
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay So top one failed,
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  the bottom one succeeded And I really succeeded So 15 rounded
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  down So that's 7 to
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  you 7 to Teddy and to top spider 15 to the bottom So tell us
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  how it's done with
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  regard to the bottom one The top one is still alive but he's
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  very damaged Okay
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  I'm like shatter and then nothing really happens except a few
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  seconds later they
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  fall apart and Teddy gets I take damage do you want to know how
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  I take damage I
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  SPEAKER_01: take damage because I'm creeped out by all the oil that's everywhere
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  Yep and that is where we're going to have to leave it for today
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  so thank you so
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