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FULL SHOW: The Last Best Bits · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: The biggest. The biggest.
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  Speaker 1: This is the biggest. Our biggest show.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, g'day you massive backbones. And then there was one.
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  Speaker 3: You are listening to the Hauraki Big Show with producer Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: And as always, even if every single one of the
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  Speaker 3: talent is gone, it's still brought to you by the
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  Speaker 1: Mmm, yummy. Yummy.
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  Speaker 3: How you going, you mad bastard? I'm talking to you listening.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, it's Pugs here, all by his lonesome in
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  Speaker 3: the studio.
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  Speaker 5: And you know what?
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  Speaker 3: It's a Friday and it's a beautiful day. So, of course,
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  Speaker 3: there's absolutely nobody left in the office either.
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  Speaker 5: But it's a pleasure to be here with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be spinning you some of the best
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  Speaker 3: bits from the big show over the last few years.
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  Speaker 3: I've been diving into the archives all week while I
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  Speaker 3: was on with Mogi. But he's gone, so I'm just
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  Speaker 3: loading it up now. We're going to have a whole
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  Speaker 3: bunch of them. Plus, I'll get some TV chat in there.
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  Speaker 3: Watched a new show last night. And also, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: We've been doing this segment with Mogi and I called
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  Speaker 3: Songs from Bands That I Like, which is where we
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  Speaker 3: sneak in a little tune that we think maybe should
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  Speaker 3: be spun on Hodaki, and it's just me here, so
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  Speaker 3: why the hell not?
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  Speaker 5: Why don't we just do it? But let's get into
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  Speaker 5: the tunes first.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, as I always say, you can never, ever have
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  Speaker 3: too much push.
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  Speaker 5: This is Come Down on the Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 6: Come Down.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 5: It's head like a hole on the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 5: You're here with Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: All the fellas are back on Monday. So that's Jason Hoyt,
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  Speaker 3: just in case it's been so long you forgot their names.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt or Hoity Jizz. You've got old Keezy. He's
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  Speaker 3: been over in Japan.
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  Speaker 5: Chris Key.
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  Speaker 3: And of course, Mogi, Mike Minogue, who's been here with
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  Speaker 3: me for the last couple of weeks. They will all
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  Speaker 3: be back in unison on Monday. So make sure you're
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  Speaker 3: around for that at 4pm. Now let's crack into some
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  Speaker 3: best bits so you can.
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  Speaker 5: Hear from them.
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  Speaker 3: This is from, I think, maybe October 24 or September 2024,
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  Speaker 3: so a couple of years ago. Usually it's Jason Hoyt
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  Speaker 3: that attracts the strange encounters, so much so that we
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  Speaker 3: have our own segment for it. But this strange scenario
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  Speaker 3: was an encounter that Mike Minogue had. in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the night.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, fellas, I had an interesting incident occur last night.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to hear about it? Sure, man.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds great, Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: Is it erotic? It needs spooky music, though. There it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's our spooky music that we use. Yeah, it's great stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I was fast asleep, which is rare for me, and
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  Speaker 1: it must have been around about 2 o'clock in the
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  Speaker 1: morning when I was awoken by my wife whisper-screaming, Somebody's
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  Speaker 1: out there.
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Right. That's terrifying.
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  Speaker 6: So did she just say that in your ear or
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  Speaker 6: did she shake you and then say that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I woke up with a start. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Eyes are bulging. Yes. Straight away, you're ready to go,
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  Speaker 1: aren't you? Well, you're ready for something.
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  Speaker 4: You're poised for action.
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  Speaker 1: You're poised for some kind of action that you hope
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to take. You hope it's one of
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  Speaker 1: the world's smallest men that's broken in. Sure. Or even
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  Speaker 1: a child.
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  Speaker 4: Or a cat.
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  Speaker 1: A cat would be good.
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  Speaker 4: Or a duck. A duck.
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  Speaker 1: If the duck was there, how good would that be?
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  Speaker 4: That would be a bit spooky actually at night time.
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  Speaker 1: Has the duck broken in to rob you? Well, this
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  Speaker 1: is what we don't know. You can never know the
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  Speaker 1: motivations of a duck, Keezy. That's so true.
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  Speaker 6: A duck's motivation is primarily there's shit everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I said, what? That was my first reaction. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: But it whispered a little bit as well.
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  Speaker 4: I said, what?
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  Speaker 1: She goes, there's somebody out there. Damn it. Because I
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  Speaker 1: was hoping I'd misheard her. Yeah. Because I was sleeping,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Well, you were, yeah. And I said, where?
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Because I stopped for a minute to listen. Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 1: Not a minute, but a while. I was going to say,
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  Speaker 1: it's ages. It's too long a minute. I said, I
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  Speaker 1: can't hear anything. She goes, no, there's somebody there. So
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  Speaker 1: I kept on listening. Couldn't hear anything. And I said,
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  Speaker 1: are you asleep or awake? She said, she said, I'm awake.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, well, I can't hear anything. And she goes,
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  Speaker 1: is someone there? I said, where? And she pointed straight
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  Speaker 1: in front of her. Oh, my God, that's terrifying. But
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  Speaker 1: at this point, she was now lying on her back,
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  Speaker 1: so she was pointing at the ceiling. Right, okay. And
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  Speaker 1: I said, what are you seeing? And she said, it's
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  Speaker 1: a plastic thing. And I said, you're asleep, aren't you?
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  Speaker 1: And she said, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: How good. So she knew she was asleep. And I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get back to sleep for a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, I was there buzzing. The adrenaline
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  Speaker 1: was pumping through me, man. Yeah. So funny.
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  Speaker 6: Can I ask, because my wife does a very similar thing,
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  Speaker 6: but she sits bolt upright.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 6: And then starts yabbering. That's very off-putting. It is.
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  Speaker 7: That was like one time, similar thing, actually. I... I
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  Speaker 7: was woken up in the middle of the night by
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  Speaker 7: my wife because there was someone outside rustling around in
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  Speaker 7: the leaves.
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  Speaker 1: Russell? Was it Russell? It might have been Russell.
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  Speaker 4: Was it a duck?
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  Speaker 7: And she was like, well, I'll get to that, Jase.
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  Speaker 7: She was like, there's someone out there. I can hear
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  Speaker 7: them walking around. Listen to that. And then I could
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  Speaker 7: hear them as well. She said, you have to go
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  Speaker 7: out and have a look. I'm like, what am I
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  Speaker 7: going to do?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I turned the light on in our room
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  Speaker 1: and was just like, who's there?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: No response. More rustling in the leaves. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: so they've heard us. Now they're trying to run away.
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  Speaker 1: Slowly. Very slowly. Through a big pile of leaves. If
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  Speaker 1: this was Kim.com, I won't be surprised. I'll get to that, Mogi. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: five minutes later, it's still happening. Go outside. Just a hedgehog.
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  Speaker 1: Just playing around the leaves. With a shotgun.
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  Speaker 6: With a shotgun.
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  Speaker 1: With a shotgun.
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  Speaker 7: And while I'm looking at the hedgehog, a duck runs
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  Speaker 7: inside and goes, Kim, quick, get in now, get in now.
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  Speaker 7: Kim.com runs in.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Shat all over the house. And then Kim, oh, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: the duck. Shat everywhere. It was crazy.
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  Speaker 6: It's interesting, actually, because I had one scenario very similar
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  Speaker 6: to that, actually, what you guys had. And my wife
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  Speaker 6: woke up and she was like, there's someone out there.
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  Speaker 4: Can you hear that? And I went, no. And she went. No, listen, listen,
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  Speaker 4: there's someone out there. Can you hear that?
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  Speaker 6: And I went, actually, yes, I can. Want to go
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  Speaker 6: and check it out, see what's happening? And so she
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  Speaker 6: went out.
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  Speaker 1: She went out?
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  Speaker 4: She went out, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't go out?
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  Speaker 4: No, man, she's way harder than me.
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  Speaker 6: And there was some reprobate who'd just got out of prison.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Six foot five. Wow. Built like a brick shithouse.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She decked him.
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  Speaker 4: And then my duck shat on him.
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  Speaker 3: If I had a dollar for every time a duck
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  Speaker 3: carrying a shotgun walked into my house and shat everywhere
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  Speaker 3: letting Kim Dotcom in, I wouldn't be producing The Big Show,
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  Speaker 3: that's for sure. Hey, you can listen to all these
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  Speaker 3: best bits that I'm finding from the archives.
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  Speaker 5: By looking through the archives your bloody self. Don't be
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  Speaker 5: so lazy.
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  Speaker 3: Search Hideaki Big Show wherever you get your podcasts from.
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  Speaker 3: You can listen to every single show the fattles have
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  Speaker 3: ever done over the years.
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  Speaker 5: These are black keys. It's the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: The black keys on the Hauraki Big Show with Pugs, Jace, Mike,
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  Speaker 3: Keezy all back Monday at 4pm. But there's nobody here
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  Speaker 3: to stop me so we might as well have one more.
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  Speaker 5: Crack at this.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the bands that I like.
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  Speaker 3: So this is a segment that Mogi and I came
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  Speaker 3: up with while we were filling in for the whole
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  Speaker 3: show where we each took a turn picking a song
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  Speaker 3: from a band that we like to play on Hauraki
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  Speaker 3: that isn't usually in the playlist but we thought might
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  Speaker 3: be a good fit and we also wanted to get
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  Speaker 3: your feedback on 3483 whenever we did that and even
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  Speaker 3: though Mogi's not here it is technically my turn so
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to have one more go. The other day
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  Speaker 3: I played School Fair which is a band from Dunedin
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  Speaker 3: Mike played a song by Pearl Jam this week, Dissident.
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  Speaker 5: What else did we have? I think last week I
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  Speaker 5: did Fontaine's. He did one from the Black Keys yesterday,
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  Speaker 5: Hard Row.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I am putting up a recap tonight of all
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  Speaker 3: the tunes from the week. So if you've heard one
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  Speaker 3: that you liked but you couldn't quite remember what it was,
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  Speaker 3: head to Hauraki Big Show on Insta there. There'll be
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  Speaker 3: a post-up after the show tonight. But let's crack into
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  Speaker 3: my final tune. I wanted to play these guys the
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  Speaker 3: other day, but I got kind of taken over by
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  Speaker 3: the other tune that I ended up playing. So this
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  Speaker 3: is a band from Christchurch that I actually saw play
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  Speaker 3: in Wellington. There's a great bar there, great live venue
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  Speaker 3: called Moon. It's sort of a hole in the wall
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  Speaker 3: out in Newtown there.
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  Speaker 5: Where I lived for a little while.
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  Speaker 3: And this is a band called Marsha from Christchurch.
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  Speaker 5: Great tune. Let me know what you think.
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  Speaker 3: 3483.
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  Speaker 4: Here it is.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Highly suspect on the Hauraki Big Show. You're here with Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Keezy, Jase and Mogi all back on Monday together here,
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  Speaker 3: right here from 4 p.m. But in the meantime, it's
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  Speaker 3: just me filling in. And I wondered if you could
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  Speaker 3: do me a favor. This is the last time I'll
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  Speaker 3: get to play the stings that I made for the
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  Speaker 3: show that Mike and I did over the last two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: So you voted on the name, which was Woke Boy
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  Speaker 3: and the Truth, which is a name that we came
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  Speaker 3: up with on a whim when we first did this
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  Speaker 3: one time last year. That ended up being the winning
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  Speaker 3: name for our show. And I made a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: stings for it that I'll never get to play again.
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  Speaker 3: So do you mind if I just, you know, just
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  Speaker 3: have a hoon on this?
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  Speaker 5: Like, that shouldn't just be wasted you know what I
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  Speaker 5: mean you got to give it a whack now just a.
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  Speaker 3: Reminder for you actually that cuticle that roar of the
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  Speaker 3: encore for giga little could go off at any time
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  Speaker 3: that's your chance to win 250 bucks cash cash cash
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  Speaker 3: to put towards a gig a festy a concert of
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  Speaker 3: your choice and So listen out for that roar of
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  Speaker 3: the encore. If you hear it, give us a buzz
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  Speaker 3: on 0800 Hauraki, and that could be yours.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks to our mates at Super Liquor.
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  Speaker 3: Cheers to gigs. Cheers to Super Liquor. More best bits
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  Speaker 3: from the Hauraki Big Show after the break.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 5: That's the offspring on the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: You're here with Pugs filling in for Jase, Mike and
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  Speaker 3: Keezy who are all back together on Monday. Jase has
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  Speaker 3: been in Aussie, Keezy's been in Japan and we'll get
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  Speaker 3: to hear about all of their exciting travels. I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: Keezy's going to take up the name Keezy-san. And make
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing his entire personality.
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  Speaker 5: But that's by the by.
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  Speaker 3: We're playing some best bits from over the years. I've
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  Speaker 3: been diving deep in the archives. Not because I'm lacking content.
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  Speaker 3: Not because I'm phoning it in for a Friday oven.
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  Speaker 5: It's just me. Not only in the studio. But also
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  Speaker 5: at work. But because I care about you. And I
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  Speaker 5: want you to hear their voices. So these fellas. Known
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  Speaker 5: for being a bit silly. A bit goofy.
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  Speaker 3: They are not emotionally void. They can get sensitive. This
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  Speaker 3: is them having some chat.
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  Speaker 5: About funerals.
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  Speaker 4: Stoked it's Friday, Mike, but I'm a bit filthy.
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  Speaker 6: My wife invited some friends over for dinner tonight, and
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  Speaker 6: I really can't be arsed.
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  Speaker 1: They her friends or your friends?
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  Speaker 6: Well, probably, like, if we broke up, if we broke up,
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  Speaker 6: they'd probably side with her.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, it's a great measure. Another thing is, if
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  Speaker 1: they died, would you bother going to the funeral? Or
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  Speaker 1: would just your missus represent at the funeral?
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  Speaker 4: I think probably just my wife would represent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it depends if I'm busy that day or not.
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  Speaker 6: I've got other stuff on. I mean, I might pop in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Depends where it.
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  Speaker 1: Is, if they've got some good speakers. I always like
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  Speaker 1: to try and get my hands on the old run sheet,
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  Speaker 1: see who's going to be doing the chats, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and talking about the person. Like if there's a few
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  Speaker 1: good yarns going on, I might turn up. I often
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  Speaker 1: go to, you know, pop along to just the funerals.
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  Speaker 1: get some ideas for our content on the show here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so do I, funnily enough, so do I.
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  Speaker 6: I used to actually, just on that actually, weirdly enough,
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  Speaker 6: I used to do quite a few gigs at funerals. Right.
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  Speaker 6: You know, because obviously people are pretty, you know, down
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  Speaker 6: in the dumps and they need a bit of cheering up,
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  Speaker 6: so I'd do a bit of a 20, 30 minute
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  Speaker 6: comedy set in the middle, in between the sort of eulogies.
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  Speaker 4: And the actual burial.
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  Speaker 1: No, I used to do the same, so what I'd
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  Speaker 1: do is I'd go along and if I had new material,
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  Speaker 1: I'd pop down there, if they opened the floor up,
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  Speaker 1: I just jump up. And, of course, nobody knows if
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  Speaker 1: you know them or not.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You just make up some stuff and just sort of
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  Speaker 1: run a few bits I've been working on and stuff
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  Speaker 1: and try and get a few lulls going. And, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's bloody handy. Is it hard to make people laugh
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  Speaker 1: at a funeral, though? Because everyone's usually pretty sad.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you know it's working. If you can get
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  Speaker 1: them chuckling at a funeral, you know you've done a
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  Speaker 1: bloody good job. There's some good material there. Yeah, yeah, totally, mate.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, just on that, I was reading something just– just
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  Speaker 6: recently about how actually people are often quite horny at funerals.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because, you know, the old.
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  Speaker 6: Emotions are bubbling and often that can turn into horniness.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Where were you reading that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it might have been like a stuff
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  Speaker 6: article or.
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  Speaker 4: Something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds more like a porno article if you ask me.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, it might have been a Playboy article or
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  Speaker 6: something like that. But apparently a lot of relationships start
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  Speaker 6: at funerals.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 6: You know, where two horny people end up getting together,
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  Speaker 6: sharing in their grief, I guess, and having sex to
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  Speaker 6: make themselves feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 7: So when you go to a funeral, it's mostly about
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  Speaker 7: stand up, having a laugh, and maybe meeting someone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, and the booze afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, the piss-ups are always good. Yeah, yeah, they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But seriously, I can't be arsed.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: With the friends coming over tonight.
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  Speaker 1: No, not tonight.
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  Speaker 6: And I can't really cancel because I know they listen
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  Speaker 6: to the show and, you know, I can't pull a sickie,
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  Speaker 6: can I?
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Won't they know? If they listen to the show, they'll
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: now know that you don't want them to come over.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, they'll probably think I'll... I think I'm talking about
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: some other friends.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Well, they probably think you're joking.
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, yeah, that it was a joke. I'm deadly serious.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: I really can't be arsed having them come over, to
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: be honest, Keezy.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: What are their names?
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: Pardon?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: What are their names?
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Mac and Sue's.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Ever the emotionally intelligent bunch, aren't they? Very, very sensitive,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: empathetic people. Now, you can hear every show the fellas
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: have ever done just by searching Hodaki Big.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: Show, wherever you get your potties from.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: And in the meantime, they'll be back on Monday at
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: 4pm right here on Hauraki.
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: So don't miss that, for goodness sake.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Plus, I'll be putting out another couple of little social
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: bits for you on the Hauraki Big Show Instagram page,
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: just to tide you over until they get here.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: So get around that, get a follow on.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: We'll go to the Hauraki Facebook page. More best bits
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: to come, but in the meantime, here's some white stripes.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: This is the hardest button to button on the Hauraki
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Big Show with Pikes.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Guns, roses on the Hauraki Big Show with Pikes, filling
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: in for Jase, Mike and Keezy all back on Monday.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: Let's have a brief TV chat.
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: So this is where we talk TV.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Obviously, there's no mogi, so I'm just going to tag
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: in for a second and talk about a TV show
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: that I.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Started last night. It's not East of Eden, which I've
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: been talking about for what feels like a million years.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: It's actually a show that Jace talked about maybe a
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: month ago, a month or two ago, and it's called Furious.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: It's on Disney Plus. It's a Hulu show. And you
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: might recognize it from the main character being Emmy Rossum.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: She played, oh, what's her name? In Shameless, the main lady. Anyway,
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: the American Shameless, by the way.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: So this is Furious. It's about an FBI agent who's.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: On the hunt for a serial killer who's been done really,
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: really dirty, had some horrific crimes committed against her. And
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: so she's sort of on sort of like a trauma
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: response revenge path. I only watched one episode, but I'm
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: really enjoying it.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: I would continue watching it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: It's sort of one of those ones where every detective
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: seems to have all of these troubles and that kind
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: of fuels their fire for solving cases and being on
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: the hunt for clues. They're a little bit rough around
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: the edges and they don't always do everything by the book.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit cliched in that way, but the
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: performances are worth watching.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Particularly.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: The serial killer. She was my highlight in this episode
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: that I watched. She was unbelievable. Just all her mannerisms
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and her small little tics and things. And you can
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: tell that there's something that's broken in her mentally after
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: what she's had to deal with. And she performs that
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: absolutely astoundingly. Like, really, really good. A lot of themes
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: of violence and things and trauma responses and that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: So it's pretty heavy stuff.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Like, particularly violent and kind of hard to watch in
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: parts so keep that in mind uh that is furious
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: on disney plus i would give it from the one
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: episode i watched a good three and a half buzzies
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: out of a possible five so get around that if
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: you've watched it before please let me know what you
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: think uh on 3483 and if i should continue watching
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: in the meantime we'll spin you some killers on the
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: hodaki big show.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Welcome back, you massive backbones.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: It is the Hodaki Big Show brought to you by
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: the good bastards that make handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: gourmet eats that will change the game.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about Re-Burger. We're going to need a bigger burger.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yum, yum, yum, yum.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Now, if you've listened to the Big Show before, you
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: might be wondering where the hell's the throbber. We did
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: that yesterday, a Thursday Throbber, because it's just me, Pugs,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: filling in for the fellas. They are all back together
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: on Monday, so you'll have a full big show back on.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Monday at 4pm.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: And Mike Minogue was taking a long weekend because he
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: had his birthday on Tuesday.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: He was in at work. Nobody should be at work
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: on their birthday. Hot take. nobody should be at work
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: on their birthday he was and so he.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Took today off to have a long weekend with his
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: uh lovely wife his lovely wife uh who just got
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: back uh from a trip so there you go no
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: throbber but uh if you want to listen back you
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: can uh go to the horaki big show podcast wherever
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: you get yours just search horaki big show and uh
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: listen to yesterday's full show on and you can have
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: the the throbber on there.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: You know what? It's Friday, so we might as well
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: crack into some frowd-outs.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: If you've got any frowd-outs, which is a shout-out on
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: a Friday, a frowd-out shy day.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Frowd-out!
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Might as well fart those through on 3483. And in
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: the meantime, I'm going to spin you some more best
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: bits from the big show. Up next, there was some
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: breaking news that somebody had tried to smuggle, like, a
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: ridiculous amount, I think it was cocaine, into Aotearoa. And
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: so the fellas did a bit of an improv on
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: how maybe they would handle it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: There's some she hard. You're listening to the Hodaki Big Show.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Supergrass there on the Hodaki Big Show. You're here with Pugs,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: all the fellas back on Monday at four. So I'm
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: playing you some best bits and not phoning it in
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: on a Friday afternoon at all. You know how hard
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: it is for me to go into the podcast and
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: find a random voice break and play it back?
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: It's actually very easy. You know why?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Because all of the big show is absolute gold uh
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: this is 2024 a big show improv where keezy was
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: trying to smuggle something over the border We were talking
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: about drug smuggling.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Well, Keezy was.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: He was referring to an article where a New Zealander
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: got caught.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: What was it, Keezy?
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: 20-odd kgs or something?
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: 20 kgs, 22 vacuum-sealed bags and a suitcase. Street value, $ 6.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: 3 million. Not bad. Not bad.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was caught. Now he's facing life in prison
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: in Australia.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: So how do we feel about maybe doing a scenario
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: there for our improv of a drug smuggling scenario, fellas?
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: I'd prefer that to a lot of these suggestions coming
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: through on 3483. Most of them are to do with
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: me and my wife or me and my nips. So
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: let's do that, eh, guys?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Quiet on set.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: Sound speed.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Lights. Camera.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Action.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Now it's time for the Big Show Improv.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, we could do the one with your wife
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: in the blindfold.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: That would have been excellent.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: You just need to simmer down around that situation, all right?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: And the person suggesting that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: Keezy's wife has overcooked his.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Eggs for his egg sandwich. Keezy is furious. Then she
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: calls Jace for relationship advice. That's just not.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: That's a little too close to the bone, actually. No,
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: it's not.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: It's the opposite.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Now, listen up.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, so how about this is the scenario. Mogi, you're
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: a border security guard.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: You're the dude that stands.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: You know how they have the magnetic sort of.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: What do they call them where you have to walk through? Yeah. Yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: you're that guy.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Okay. Like metal detector thing.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Keezy, you're a wary traveller.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Actually, I think I'll be the guy that... It's detoured
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: your suitcase.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Dethrone your suitcase. Yes.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Now, Keezy, you've come through the detector. You put all
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: your stuff on the trays here. You've gone through. You
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: managed to get through there, but you're also clutching your
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: stomach and in a fair amount of pain as you
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: approach Mogi there. Right.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: So, Mogi, my suitcase is going along the conveyor, and
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: it's then been lifted up and taken over to the
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: inspection site.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: It's been diverted.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: So you know how it gets diverted around. Okay. All right.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: And I've got a sore stomach.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting really bad cramps in your stomach.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: All right, fine.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: And action.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Good afternoon, sir. Is this your bag? Yeah, it is, man.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: How are you today, by the way? I'm just going
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: to go through it. Is that right? Do I have
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: your permission to go through the bags? No worries, man.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: What was your name?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's okay. What was your name? Sorry, man. Zip.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: My name's Keezy. What was your name? Didn't quite catch that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: At this point, Keezy is bent over with a sudden
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: stabbing pain.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: In his stomach. What was your name?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: So I'm just going to take all the stuff out
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: of your bag, sir. You're okay with that? I'm just
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: going to search this? Yeah, it's fine, man. There's nothing
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: in there. I don't need a bag. Were you the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: one that packed your bag? Yeah, that was me. Okay. Nothing. Yeah,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: go for it, man. There's nothing embarrassing in there. Okay, then. Sweet.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: We'll go through here. There you go. You've got the...
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: You've got a... Some kind of a sleeping mask? Oh,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: it's my blindfold. Yeah, the missus insists on using it. Yeah,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: long story, man. It's quite a lot of dillies in here.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Are they all yours? Yeah, well, it's a long story.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: I work for this company called Mike and Jason's Dillies,
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: and they wanted me to bring some stuff.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, it's not illegal, though, is it?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: All right, so, well, I've seen enough. I think we're
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: going to have to take you into the separate area
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: for a strip search. Based on what? Oh, my God,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: my tummy. Just, I think, it's the sweat that you've
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: got on your brow and on your face, and you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: seem to be in some kind of pain. Yeah, I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: had a ramen. So you've got some kind of bowel
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: issues there. Yeah, I had a ramen from Ponsonby. Hang
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: on a minute, do you want... Are you on that
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: radio show? Are you Keezy? Ah, cat's out of the bag.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you. Oh, jeez, sorry, mate.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't recognise you. I should have by your massive honker.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Hang about.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: At this point, Keezy loses all control of his bowels.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, what have you done?
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry, man.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: I've just.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Classic Keezy midnight steamer in his pants, eh? And what
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: have you got in there? There's little packets of, what's that?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Little packets of what is that? Keezy?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Keezy, you mad dog. Sorry, I've just cracked myself in
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: the middle of an airport. What's that stuff? Don't worry
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: about that. What's those little packs in there? Nah, don't
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: worry about that. That looks like cocaine, is it? Nah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: it's not. All right. Hey, mum's the word, all right?
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: You just pick those up and pick up that massive
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: pile of feces and be on your way, all right?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: And scene. Thanks a lot.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: We've all been there. Am I right?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Anybody?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: You can listen back to all the Big Show's best
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: bits by searching Hauraki Big Show wherever you get your
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: podcasts from. I'll have another one before the hour's out.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, let's keep the tunes going for your
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Friday drive home.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: This is the Phillies.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Casey.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: The Hauraki Big Show. It's Pugs here, by the way.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: That'd be Friday.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Arvo's going along very nicely indeed in that you're already
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: on the drive home, already on your way to the
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: pub or something like that. I am the last person
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: at the Hauraki office. It is dire out there, so
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: let me know what you've got planned tonight.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: 3483.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I've got a sick partner at home, so I'll probably
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: get some takeaway.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: But tomorrow, I'm.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Going to be responsible and have a couple of beers
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: and go to the football.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Is that okay? Is that all right with you? Now,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I'm spinning you some of the Big.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Show's best bits from years past, and one thing we
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: know about Horty J... He's a funny little fella.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? He's a little bit curious physically.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: You know, he's got the.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to talk too much smack about him
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: without him here to defend himself.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: He's got a honker, you know, and he wears very
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: tight jeans and things like that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: One thing you probably don't know about Hoody J's curious
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: physicality is his chest back knee. Ooh.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: As you guys might have heard, I've been sort of
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: hitting the gym. Well, I mean, like I said at
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: the start of the show there, Mogi, I can tell, mate.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: It's pretty obvious, man.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: You are just.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: You are a Greek god at the moment.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: We're moving into winter, but I feel like we're in less,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It doesn't feel right. I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: guess we could bring in heaps of heaters in here,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: and then I could just sort of be, you know,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: just singing and that. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: Just on that, before you get into your chat there,
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: are you getting any battening happening? Are you getting any
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: breakouts happening?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Nah, not yet. I am.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: My chest.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Are you getting chest breakouts?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: I'm getting chest, what's that?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: It's probably, I think it's from all the cheese balls
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you're eating.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Well, it could be.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably an allergy to all the, because when
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you're in the car, because you're saying that when you're
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: in the car, when you're on your drive home with
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: your two family.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Packs of cheese balls. Sorry, can I just clarify when
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I'm saying this? Is this off air or?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Off air, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, it was off air
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: and you're saying you get home and you've always got
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: about three quarters of a bag out of your two
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: bags there, so you lie your seat back in the driveway. Um,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: In the car there, and then you're just scoffing away
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: on your cheese balls and all the crumbs fall down
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: your shirt. He opens his shirt up when he's doing it. Well,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: it's actually his moves separate the buttons. Oh, yeah. So
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: they drop in there. I think you're probably having an
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: allergic reaction, man.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Because you're having, like, every single day you're piling that debate.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: To trite us up. It's not good. Well, to be
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: honest with you.
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: And then you get your dog to lick it off
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: you or something. Yeah, well, I discovered a couple of... Well,
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: not a couple, about four or five cheese balls in
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: my mood cleavage. And so, yeah, I just go in
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: there and let the dog lick away.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You said that you had a couple stuck under a
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: couple of your old dear skin tags in your armpits.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: That was weird. Down the pants too somehow. I don't
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: know how they got down there. But, you know, I'll.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Tell you one thing about dogs.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Big tongues. Oh, God, you wide tongue.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: So you're not breaking out then? No, man.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Because I am.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm looking great, but I do have a
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: bit of a breakout scenario going on.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: You're not on the roids, are you? Oh, I mean,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: because a classic... Well, who isn't Keezy? That's my question
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: to you. Well, Jim Keezy.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: We're not talking about... But we're not talking about nerds.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: We're talking about cool guys. Oh, yeah, you guys. And
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: so me and Jase are on it. Cool Keezy, who's
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: always out the window here, he's on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Because he's ripped.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: And you've got to remember the deal that I busted
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: the other day out in the car park.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I've got.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Heaps of free gear you've.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Got vials up the wazzers it's just.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: Something to be conscious of is the classic symptoms are
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: a breakout either on your back or on your chest
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: and then a massive peptide puku they call.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: It peptide gut yeah when you've got a bit of
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: a grumpy bastard as well especially if you're really irritable.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: What about oh and the other thing man testicular stuff going.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah shrinking bollocks yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Bollocks well actually I'm quite relieved to hear that actually
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: Because I was looking at myself.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: In the mirror the other day wondering what the hell
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: was going on.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, right. Yeah, that'll be it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: I literally couldn't find them. Oh, yeah. You know what
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I mean? Yeah, yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: They go down the side of the couch between the
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: pillows here.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: It's funny because you couldn't find them, but you can
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: find cheese balls. You can sniff them out no matter what.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the other symptom is, you know... absolutely dying
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: for bloody cheese balls. You can't get enough cheese balls.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: And the other one is a massive honker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: So no chest acne then for you then?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Oh, is that what you're asking? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I'll have a geez. Yeah, well, do you want to
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: have a look? Have a look at this bastard.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Have a look at that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, jeez.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: That's the Hodaki Big Show best bit from 2024.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: If you want to hear more stuff like that, go
• 29:17
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• 29:21
  Speaker 3: And have a listen to that, all right? We have
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: another one before the hour's out. I'm just cramming them in.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I don't even care anymore.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: It's Friday Arvo. Let's do it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kesey.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Green day on the Hauraki Big Show. You're here with Pugs.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Now, we're going to take a quick break from the
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: best bits here so that I can spin you around.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Another yarn that we had on Wednesday.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: So, Mogi and I were filling in on the show
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: and we were lucky enough to get to interview Troy
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Van Leeuwen. He's the guitarist, multi-instrumentalist from Queens of the
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Stone Age. And we got him on for a yarn,
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: but I didn't play the full interview on the show
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: because we didn't really have time.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: It was a long chat. It was about 20 minutes long.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: And you can listen to that full chat now by
• 30:02
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• 30:05
  Speaker 3: And you'll see down there on Wednesday, the big show
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: with Troy Van Leeuwen from Queens of the Stone Age
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: is a podcast for you to chew on there. But
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: this is one part in particular that I didn't play
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: out because it was such a good yarn. I wanted
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: to save it and push people to the whole interview.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: But it's been a couple of days, so why not
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: just spin it now? This is Mike Minogue, who was
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: a driver for Queens of the Stone Age and Nine
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Inch Nails at the same time while they were on tour.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: And he witnessed something backstage that he had to ask
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Troy about.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: The gig finished, right, essentially. So it was after you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: guys played, you came backstage and before the encore. And
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: you came backstage and I was a couple of metres
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: away from you guys, got into a circle, and there
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: was what I can only describe as a fairly heated
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: debate about how well you felt you had or had
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: not gone on stage. And then you went back out
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: on stage. A guitar went flying at one point. The
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: crowd absolutely loved it. But what that really did for
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: me is up until that point I was like– oh,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: you know, sex, drugs, and rock and roll, isn't this
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: a fun life, blah, blah, blah. But just how hard
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you guys work, there must be a real thirst to be,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: for you guys to be considered the best in the world,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you guys must hold yourselves to a really high standard.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: And what was clear to me was you weren't fucking around, man.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: This was serious business. Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: I'm glad that you got to witness that because that's
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: what most people don't. See, you know, we do take
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: our the way we present ourselves very seriously.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: And there is no room for, you know, any kind
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: of slack. It's a very tight ship that we try
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: to run drunkenly.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: But there like I said, there's a good balance of
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: like we're fucking serious about And if we don't maintain
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: our sense of what's great, then it kind.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Of falls apart.
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: So, yeah, there's no room for slack.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: It's a very– we take it seriously.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there is that kind of idea that artists
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: are people that are sort of happy fucking around, but
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: art is really, really serious to the people that create it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: For us, it is. Yeah, for sure.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: But I'm glad somebody got to see a guitar smash
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: because it doesn't usually happen.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, it went sailing over John's head. I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: don't know quite how much it cleared him by, but
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the audience were loving it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: To be a fly on the wall, or rather to
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: be a young stallion mogi driving for Queens of the
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Stone Age on their tour in Aotearoa a million years
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: ago and witnessing them have an argument on the stage.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: You can listen to the full interview with myself, Mike Minogue,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: and Troy Van Leeuwen of Queens of the Stone Age
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: now by searching Hauraki Big Show wherever you get your
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: podcasts from.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: You'll see one there that says The Big Show with
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Troy Van Leeuwen. from Queens of the Stone Age.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: How hot.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Another best bit from the Big Show fellas before they
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: get back on Monday at 4pm.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Coming up pretty shortly. Here's Blue Monday.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: You order.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Stereophonics.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: On the Hodaki Big Show you've got Pugs here with
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: you and I'm just loading you up with best bits.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Now don't get me wrong, Monday's going to be a
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: beautiful show. Jace and Hoyt, Mike Minow, Chris Key all reuniting.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: After two weeks apart. It's going to be so sweet.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: But until then, I'm just cramming best bits down your throat.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: So this is some weird hobby chat. In particular, the
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: weird hobby. that Keezy's wife has.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: We're talking Keezy's wife's weird hobbies.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: No, we're just talking weird hobbies. I don't want her
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: to feel bad about her hobby.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: No, look, it's great. I'm all for it.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: And just to recap what it is, she likes plane spotting.
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: Not full-blown plane spotting, like go park up at the
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: airport and watch planes land, but she loves to, when
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: a plane's flying overhead, go, oh, that's an M3, whatever,
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: and then guess where it's going to or where it's
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: come from, and then we'd check the app.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: And then we go, oh, you were correct, it is
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: from Melbourne.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: So good, man.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Jess.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Angus from Westport, how's life, you mad bastard?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, good, mate, good.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your weird hobby?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I like picking other people's noses, bro. Oh, yeah. I'm
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: in a collection.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, right, picking other people's noses, did you say?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, picking it.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Right, lead it? Yeah, well, no, I collect it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: Right, so do you have any notable people's bogeys on
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: your collection or what?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a small town, mate, so I've basically got everyone, actually.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, cool.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Right, everyone at Westport, good stuff, mate. Can you give
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: that guy a $ 50 night and day?
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Go down and get some antiseptic for your fingers there,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you sicko. Hey, man, but we can't yuck other people's yums, Minogi.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Who says? Wait, you're right, actually. I don't know who
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: says that, mate. Of course we can.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Speaking of weird hobbies, I mean, I don't know if
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: it qualifies as a weird hobby, but, you know, you
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: love your trains, your model trains, Mogi.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I do. I do love my model trains, but I
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: think for it to be weird, it has to be
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: like nobody's really doing it. It's really niche, like, you know,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Keezy's Mrs.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Well, you wear the weird conductor's hat and stuff.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: It's not weird, though, is it? Because it's unique to conductors.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: So it's a hat that conductors wear. So it's not weird.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: It's what they wear.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: Jase, I feel like you're really having a go at
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: people for having these hobbies. I'm all about acceptance.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, look, I told you about my duck plates.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: No, that's your wife's hobby.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not one to judge, man.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Your wife likes duck plates, which, by the way, for
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: those just joining, are plates with little ducks painted on them.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: But, Mogi, genuinely, you have your model train room.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: How much line are you running in there, train line?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: It's probably 3.5K now. And that's all in the size
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: of just your normal sort of– well, it was my
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: daughter's bedroom, but she's out on the couch now. We've
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: got a fold-out couch in the lounge, so she's in there.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: And what I've done is– so I've got it in
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: her bedroom, and then I've knocked a hole in the wall,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the wall that separates our bedroom and her bedroom. Sure.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: So the train now has got a tunnel. You love tunnels, eh?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I do. It goes through the tunnel and then into
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: our room and sort of goes– So when you're lying
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: in bed, well, when we're lying in bed, I can
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: look up and it's got the train goes all the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: way around the top of the eaves, I guess you'd
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: call it up there by the ceiling there, and then
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: back out. So it sort of does the route right
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: the way around the house. It takes it seven and
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: a half minutes to do the full house there. Oh,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that's awesome, man. See, that's cool. So there's a difference
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: between weird and things that losers do. And cool shit. Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: Like, for example, someone here on 3483, I buy and
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: flip sports cards for profit.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, that's weird. You were saying off there, Keezy.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: That you've got back into collecting old penthouses.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Like classic ones.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and Playboys.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there's just a massive market.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Well, there is at your house, yeah. It is. I mean,
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: There's a huge audience for it at your house.
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: It's one of those things that people probably just go
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: online if they're that way inclined, but you like actual,
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: the physical collecting of the magazines.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: That's right, because you're saying that it's.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, trade boy, what?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: That you can't search your history, like on the laptop.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: There's just so much, you know, the search history gets
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: clogged up. But if you've just got a suitcase full
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: of penthouses underneath your bed. That's right. You know, my
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: laptop barely runs anymore. You know what I mean?
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, funnily enough, someone came up to me
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: the other day and said they saw you in a
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: second hand shop going through the beaded curtain.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Is there a beaded curtain at a secondhand shop?
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: Well, a lot of them have those if they've got, like,
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: porno mags, like your Penthouses, your Playboys.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: At a secondhand shop? Really? Yeah, yeah, totally, man. Oh, man,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it. Okay.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Well, what's the earliest one you've got?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I think I've got one from 1912. Oh, okay.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: What was the theme in the centrefold of that one?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: It was probably a bit later than that, actually. The
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: theme was The Great Depression. LAUGHTER Couldn't afford clothes.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: That best bit there from the Hauraki Big Show. 2024
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: discussing your weird hobbies. Now, plenty more best bits on
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: the way after six o'clock. I'm going to try to
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: squeeze in at least two, possibly even three. I'm just
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: going to ram them. I'm just going to take them
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: and I'm just going to ball them up and just
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: ram them into your ear holes. Now, by the way,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw the mascot here at
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Hauraki actually got named. We were asking for your names
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: for a couple of weeks, giving away a couple of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: tickets to the ACC zone at the Black Clash there.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: The final winning name announced by Gerry and Minaya, Rongan. Rongan,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: which is a cricket term. So I'm going to leave
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: that with you to decipher. But in the meantime, plenty
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: on the way after six.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: On the Hauraki Big Show.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Stick around.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 39:17
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• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you absolute backbones. It's Pugs here, producer of
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: the Hauraki Big Show, filling in for the feelings who
• 39:26
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• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Monday at 4pm. They will be back in tandem with
• 39:35
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• 39:38
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• 39:39
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• 39:42
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• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Of course, I'm talking about re-burger, redefining the norm.
• 39:48
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• 39:51
  Speaker 3: You want to know how serious I am about these
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: best bits? I'm not faffing about. I'm not farting around.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I have gone back to my laptop outside of the
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: studio where I have a massive folder of archived bits...
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: And I have brought more bits out. You thought I
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: played heaps of best bits already?
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: I've got more.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I've just gone and got more and loaded them onto
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: the system so that I can fill this hour with
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: as much of the feels as is humanly possible. But
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: it's a pleasure to have you with me. Hope you're
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: having a great Friday evening. And let me know what
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: your plans are for the weekend.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: 3483, here you go.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Here's a little summary from me to you. Tomorrow, going
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: to the AFC.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: And guess what?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Just got two more tickets so that another couple of
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: my mates could join on. So now we've got a
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: massive posse. A massive, huge, throbbing posse going to the
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: AFC game up here in Tamaki Makoto. So let me
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: know what you're up to. And in the meantime, I'll
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: spin you some coins of the Stone Age. This is
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Feet Don't Foul Me on the Hodaki Big Show.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Casey.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Radiohead on Hodaki.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: It's Pugs here spinning you some of the Big Show's
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: best moments from years past.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: This one from four years ago.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty iconic moment, and obviously working in media,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: any media job, but radio in particular, it's a social gig.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: And let's just say, oh, Keezy, he's a social guy.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: It's not for me to say whether or not he's
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: social to the point of irresponsibility and possibly an intervention.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: That's not for me to say. But let's just say
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Jason Hoyt woke up with a voicemail.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Keezy.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at him, eh? How good. Grinning from ear
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: to ear. And as we were saying, Jase, it's good
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: for old Keezy to get a win because he had
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: a bit of a roughy last night, didn't you, mate? Yeah, totally.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: You had a few beers at the Hauraki party for
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the old ratings that came out. Yeah, which we didn't get.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: An invite to, by the way.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, you didn't miss much. It
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: wrapped up by about 10, 11. It was more just
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: a quiet. But what did you do after the party? Yeah, yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Because the party wrapped up. What did you do?
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: I mean, I was pretty knackered, so to be honest,
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: I had a few, and then I'm pretty sure I
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: just went straight home.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:53
  Speaker 9: Mrs.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Picked me up. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: So you just rung your wife there, or your fiancée? Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I'll come pick you up, mate.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Did you make any other calls or anything like that?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, you mentioned this earlier.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: I don't, I don't, just haven't.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Did I call you? Pretty late there, wasn't it, mate? Well,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: you must have rung old Hoity J in your sleep there, eh?
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 2.19am.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Did you answer?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Well, let's have a listen, shall we, Casey?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Play that for a shot.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: Hi there, you've reached the phone of Hoity J. I
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: can't take your call right now, so leave a message
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: and I'll get.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Back to you.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, g'day, Jason.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: Keezy here, mate.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Just thought I'd give you a ring.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Missed you tonight, buddy.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: Tell you what, everyone was like, where's Jase?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Where's Jase?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Then I'm like, who even gives a f.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: * * *? Those stupid wizard legs, you know?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm off, mate. I've got a pocket full of
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: brothel dollars. And I'll catch you tomorrow for the old throbber.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Backbone.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I do not remember that.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: As I say, 2.17am, Mike.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And I don't know what that whole brothel dollars thing
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: was about. Yeah, sure you don't.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: Well, no, but you said that you went home with
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: your fiancé at around 10am. That call was 2.17am.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. To be honest, I mean, I was pretty tired. Yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: You know, because it's been a big week and we'd
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: been working hard, you know. So you went to bed
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: for two hours and you ducked out to the brothel.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about this off air?
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Is that all right? Yeah.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: That's fine, Kesey.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: It's all good, buddy.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, at least you won the old, you won the throbber.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: That'll cheer you up, mate. Yeah, that's something. Good work, mate.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Something positive to take into the weekend there.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Good on you. When you're having a chat with your
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: missus tonight, you can remind her that you've had a
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: win in the old throbber.
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: You never go for the legs, mate. That's just downright disrespectful.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Now, the fellas will be back, I was going to
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: say Friday, Monday at 4 p.m. If you can't wait
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: until then, search Hauraki Big Show, wherever you get your
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: podcasts from, and you can go all the way back
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: to 2022 like that little best bit. There's another one
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: from 2023 on the way after the break. Keezy did
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: its first ever stand-up comedy set in 2013. And he
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: was getting some practice done with the fellas.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: So hang around for that. It's the Hauraki Big Show.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Racing on the Hauraki Big Show. You're here with Pugs.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: I'm filling in for Jace, Mike and Kesey before they
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: get back on Monday at 4pm.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: And feeding you up with some best bits. And this
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: is the last one of the day.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Gosh, we've come far together, haven't we? This is from
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: around mid-2022, I want to say. So about four years ago.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Jase had a bit of an incident when he was
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: on the way into work and it just showed what.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: A charitable, heroic fella the wee fella is.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Jase, I understand that something freaky, freaky happened to you
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: on the way to work today.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Um, mate. Jeez. Jeez Louise. I parked in my normal
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: park there in Sky City.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, because you pop in before work, don't you? Yeah, yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: A little to-do on the Queen of the Nile.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Ching, ching, ching, ching.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Queen of the Nile, she's a pretty harsh mistress.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, she is the old Queen of the Nile, no
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: question about it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Anyway, so I was out there at the lights there
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: and I heard.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: This, ah, ah, ah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: What was it? That was a woman screaming.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that a woman?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: You see, I can do all sorts of voices and accents, Mike,
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: and languages, but I can never do the female very well,
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: But anyway.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I hear.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: And so she was looking up.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: And I look up.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: To the apartment building there, and there's a window cleaner.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, naked.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, no, he's totally clothed, but he's dangling by one foot.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. By a rope, and he was about 20
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: feet up.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: 20 feet?
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: No, sorry.
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: Jeez.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: 20 metres.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: About 20 storeys up.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Storeys, that's higher.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: And this crowd sort of gathered around, and he was
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: just dangling by one foot, screaming his head off.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: He was screaming like a woman.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: No, well, he was more sort of, oh!
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Help, help.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Help.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: And I sort of looked up and there was this
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: crowd there and I was like, I don't know what happened.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: I was just.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: And I just started sprinting.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: My mind just sort of took over and I was
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: up the stairs, mate.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Are you punching the stairs?
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Just going full tin up the stairs, and I reckon
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: I did about sort of 20 stories in about, Paul.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: 30 seconds, mate?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds about right.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Got to where the floor level was, sort of, you know,
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: got through this door, and there were people making love,
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: and I was like, excuse me, excuse me, emergency, emergency.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Got out in the balcony and just leapt. Before I
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: even thought about it, just leapt. grabbed hold of the rope,
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: just clung onto the rope, managed to lift him out.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: You know what it was like, lift him up sort
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: of horizontal to me, and you remember what it was
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: like when you were a kid on a swing and
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: it was static?
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Did the old Archie back.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Thrusty.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Thrusty. Thrust. Thrusty, Archie, Archie. He was sitting on your lap.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: And he was on my lap, just thrusting, swung us
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: back to the balcony, mate, and fortunately it all sort of,
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: it all turned out okay, and.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: But a hell of a way.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: To start the afternoon, I can tell. A bit puffed,
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: to be honest. Lucky I'd been working out that morning.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Was he pretty grateful?
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, he was kind of indifferent, really.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: He didn't really seem to care that much.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because often those guys will hang from those ropes
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: if they're cleaning somewhere that's particularly hard to get.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, right.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: You think it might have been deliberate.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Well, actually, when I think about it, actually, when I
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: pull them up and stuff, what the fuck are you doing?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: You know, I just risked my life to save you.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Save someone who didn't need saving. And he's deducing me. Well,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: this is a little word of wisdom that I came
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: up with. Look before you leap. Let's write that down.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: For us, Keezy. Keezy, that's bloody good, mate.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Capital letters for that one.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Jason, all his heroism.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: We'll be back on Monday at 4 with Mike Minogue
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: and with Keezy on the Hauraki Big Show.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: It's not the same without other people doing it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: That's me. That's my week done.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I hope you've had a good time listening back through
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: some of the big show's best moments, and I hope
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: you'll be even more excited to hear something new from
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: them on Monday.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: How exciting. They'll be back at 4pm. Jase, Mike, Keezy.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Jase back from... Aussie on his road trip. Keezy back
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: from Japan. Old Keezy-san.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: And Mogi from his long birthday weekend of getting irresponsibly steamed.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: So that's all from me. Now I am putting out
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: another disclaimer podcast. I've been doing throwback disclaimer podcasts from
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: years past as well.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: That'll be out at 7.30.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Today's another mixed bag of some of our most downloaded disclaimers.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Or outros as they used to be called from over
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: the years. So get around that.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Search Hodaki Big Show wherever you get your podcasts from.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Plus keep an eye on the socials. Hodaki Big Show
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: on Insta or Radio Hodaki on Facebook. And I'll have
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: a little video coming out over the weekend too just
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: to remind you to tune in on Monday for goodness sake.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: So get around it.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Plus if you missed any of the songs from bands
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: that we like, those little tunes that we've been spinning,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: I'll put out a post on the Hauraki Big Show
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Insta tonight as well just to recap so you can
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: go back and have a listen. But in the meantime,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: have yourself a beautiful weekend. I think I'm back in
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: here on Sunday. I just can't let it go. And
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: I'll probably fit in more best bits then as well.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: It's been an absolute pleasure. Take it easy. Love your work.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: It's been Pugs.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Love you.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Bye.