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OUTRO: [R18] Getting Nasty · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
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  Speaker 1: targets for to seven every weekday on radio Recare.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, I reckon man, good stuff. Was that one
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  Speaker 2: of those Tuesday Thursday, your hump day?
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  Speaker 3: It's my hump day.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like my hump day to day And pugs
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  Speaker 4: were saying the same too, and my wife we're all
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  Speaker 4: a bit spaced out, spased out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well it was one of those days where
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  Speaker 3: I went, actually, I've got nothing on and then I went, oh,
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  Speaker 3: actually there is a bit happening. Then I turned into
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  Speaker 3: her every day just organizing stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So we couldn't have played golf.
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  Speaker 3: Well we probably know we couldn't have. We couldn't have today,
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  Speaker 3: We probably could have.
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  Speaker 2: Would have been a really annoying thing to say, just thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes no, but then also pissed down quite a lot today.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, as well talk about my sleep then
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  Speaker 5: if we've got nothing else, you want to say that
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  Speaker 5: the show, it's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: we'll save that.
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  Speaker 3: I've got some sleep chat today too.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they'll go with my sleep check quite nicely. What
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  Speaker 4: are you drinking the cheesy coffee? And but funny to
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  Speaker 4: do his sleep chat. My wife's got a sleep tracker.
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  Speaker 4: She's got the Apple Watch, oh yeah, and it tracks
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  Speaker 4: her sleep and who latest thing is how you came
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  Speaker 4: to be able to live in last night? And I'll
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  Speaker 4: be like, oh yeah, why is that? Actually be like
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  Speaker 4: oh yeah, and then she'll see me a screenshot of
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  Speaker 4: me waking her up on her sleep tecker.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and I'll be like, don't send me that. But
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  Speaker 2: otherwise I'll stop coming to bed. Will that make you happy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, it's quite funny. That's why she's doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you do tend to, just after you've had your
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  Speaker 3: ports or your sherries and stuff, sort of stagger into
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  Speaker 3: the bed and do a big fat and then about
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  Speaker 3: your ass off. Let out a couple of rappers as well.
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  Speaker 2: What I do. He's been asleep for like an hour and
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  Speaker 2: a half. I've been online with pugs.
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  Speaker 4: I'll walk in and I'll brush my teeth, walk in,
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  Speaker 4: get the shark, the met out, pull back the blankets,
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  Speaker 4: put that on my side of the bed, lie down
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  Speaker 4: on that, pull the blankets back up.
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  Speaker 2: Watch something on my laptop for half an hour the
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  Speaker 2: shark mate. You have to put it on every night.
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  Speaker 4: I put on every night just because sometimes she'll roll
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  Speaker 4: over onto a bit of spikes.
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  Speaker 2: But honestly, she.
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  Speaker 4: Sleeps pretty like you know, you could freaking break into
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  Speaker 4: our house and steal everything and she'd still be asleep.
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  Speaker 2: Good to Uh she isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I know where he lives, Magie, You and me can
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  Speaker 3: do a mesh one day.
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  Speaker 4: Easy will be steamed there as a bit of a joke,
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  Speaker 4: he robbed me be.
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  Speaker 3: Steamed on the couch, and his wife would be fast asleep.
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  Speaker 4: I just sent her the photo of the the ball
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  Speaker 4: gag that was out there. I've never got that, and
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  Speaker 4: I just said do you want this? And she just
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  Speaker 4: laugh reacted and said, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What about here made at the gym? Ask her if
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  Speaker 2: she wants it? Oh, the threesome girls. She's She actually
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  Speaker 2: hit me up the other day.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, now you guys still talking about me and
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  Speaker 4: the girl from the gym, or if you put that
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  Speaker 4: to be.
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  Speaker 2: Certainly still thinking about it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm putting it to better,
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  Speaker 3: all right, we're wanting to put it to be at
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  Speaker 3: the Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just always start in the lounge,
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  Speaker 3: those gags in the mouth, I don't get it. I
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  Speaker 3: don't get it. I don't see the appeal. But as
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  Speaker 3: I say, well, you know we were talking today on
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  Speaker 3: the chair, you were saying old pag sound for example've
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  Speaker 3: got a bit of a foot fetish. Well and I
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  Speaker 3: didn't know that, but fill your boots on that.
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  Speaker 2: But like that's a nice play on words.
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  Speaker 3: The the gag was I've never got.
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  Speaker 2: Or masks.
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  Speaker 5: So the thing I understand why they do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's not for me, right, Yeah, I don't see the appeal.
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  Speaker 4: So mask dehumanizes the person, right, that's right, whatever you want, yeah, right, okay,
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  Speaker 4: yeah you like that?
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, you look good in the mask, can you?
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  Speaker 3: All three of us wearing good mask would be a
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  Speaker 3: massive bulge in the middle of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's just hanging out downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: Because they're the ones with the zips, the face.
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  Speaker 2: The mouth, the back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, for the mouth. Maybe if you're lucky and there's
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  Speaker 5: a ball gig in it. Yeah, I know, it's not
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  Speaker 5: really my I'm just pretty you know. Vanilla, just vanilla
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  Speaker 5: ice cream straight mesh. That's right, the old schoolway where
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  Speaker 5: you lay a sheet down over your partner. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 5: a sheet and they're completely covered head to toe and
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  Speaker 5: there's just a whole cut out around the privates and
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  Speaker 5: you just lay down on top. Yeah, and just you
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  Speaker 5: just put that through there and there. Right, that's good.
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  Speaker 5: That's that. Yeh off you go because you're just doing it.
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  Speaker 5: It's discussing and you should be ashamed of it.
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  Speaker 3: You want to know a really weird fat Yes, I've
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  Speaker 3: never seen my wife naked.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck off? Tell us more about that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you were just describing the sheet scenario.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's how you do it.
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  Speaker 3: Lights off, Yeah, all that sort of jazz.
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  Speaker 2: And why is that? Is that because you don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 5: You were saying to me that you find the female
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  Speaker 5: body a massive turn off. Yeah, and if there's one
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  Speaker 5: way to get rid of your erection.
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  Speaker 2: But seeing a naked woman.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, no, that doesn't check out because been in
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  Speaker 5: close proximity. Yeah, true, yeah, but things aiety of those
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  Speaker 5: things can happen totally.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I have, of course seen my wife naked.
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  Speaker 2: You're such a thanks foreling, isn't it weird? You gave
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  Speaker 2: me a hecky ones. Well have you ever given a hecky?
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  Speaker 2: We talked about this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've given hecky pe so, yeah, and I've
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  Speaker 3: big heckys.
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  Speaker 2: No, not deliberately.
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  Speaker 3: Heckeys were very much soret after. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: When you're when you're fourteen fifteen mates, they put the
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  Speaker 5: vacuum cleaner on the next yes, of course, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but oh now it was my It was just uh,
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  Speaker 5: you know, its old mates neighbor. She was giving us hey,
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  Speaker 5: oh yeah, she's got a round mouth, eh, pretty round math.
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  Speaker 5: But you didn't know anything either. Yeah, maybe that is true,
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  Speaker 5: but I think it's not.
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  Speaker 3: I can I can see you being very vanilla, actually, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Were what you see yourself?
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  Speaker 3: You were very vanilla?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, as a joke, he's actually a free Wow. How
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  Speaker 4: nasty do you reckon? I get, Jace? How nasty do
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  Speaker 4: you think I would get if I was allowed to
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  Speaker 4: go full nasty?
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  Speaker 3: I think that.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you take your T shirt off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and if it's a special occasion, sure, that's about
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  Speaker 3: as nasty as i'd imagine you get in keasy. And
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  Speaker 3: there's certain people like I can imagine being nasty, like
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  Speaker 3: pug So yeah, pug Son definitely, you know, but he's
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  Speaker 3: in all sorts of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Because on the way to that video we were doing today,
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  Speaker 4: I was with Isaac and the Pantsman. It was actually
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  Speaker 4: Isaac that was telling me that he's Pug Soun's like
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  Speaker 4: massive and defeat. And he even said to the Pantsman,
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  Speaker 4: I don't bring Grayson, and if you do, make sure
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  Speaker 4: she's got work boots on. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: if she's wearing open toad shoes or anything, it's just
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  Speaker 4: like you know, a field Day. Who's Grace Pantsman's partner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And interestingly enough, I don't know if you guys heard this,
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  Speaker 3: who were filming a video to date all the listeners
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  Speaker 3: out there and at a at a jewelry stall, it's
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  Speaker 3: say and pat Sam was inquiring about toe rings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, have you got someone in mind?
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  Speaker 2: Is that Nat? I just want to see photos of
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  Speaker 2: toe rings? Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was you know, We've been talking about our insta feed,
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  Speaker 3: you guys. I'm just scrolling through the algorithms and oh,
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  Speaker 3: pat Son just trotty Conney, sticky beef and feet.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, It's just the sticky beef content as well.
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  Speaker 2: There's just so many videos. Oh fuck, have you the
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  Speaker 2: nastiest out of us through Mogi? Same? Yeah, because you're
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  Speaker 2: too old.
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  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, that's probably fair.
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  Speaker 2: I think it is.
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  Speaker 3: I was never nasty, but you know, adventurous yeah at times. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you know, I'm I'm not going to give you
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  Speaker 3: any details. Obviously, have you got I'm not going to
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  Speaker 3: give you any details, but let's just say back in
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  Speaker 3: the day and now, it's just like you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: quality of a quantity.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever sucked someone's toe?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: I actually haven't either. I've got a problem with to me,
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  Speaker 5: that's too there's too much risk involved in that. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: and I think mainly because I've seen what my fucking
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  Speaker 5: toes can look like. Have been to the gym, and
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  Speaker 5: you get athletes for it's fucking foul. Now, a woman's
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  Speaker 5: foot is very really like that. In fact, I've never
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  Speaker 5: seen one like that. But yeah, I don't know, but
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  Speaker 5: maybe start bringing it, then you gonna start bringing it.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just looking at Pugs. He's not a heavy camper.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird because he's so open and honestly, also, no.
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  Speaker 3: That's we should get him on one day and just
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  Speaker 3: talk us through it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He was telling us as well that he can stick
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  Speaker 4: an and tire of like all five toes in his
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  Speaker 4: mouth in front of a foot.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm. It's stand, isn't it. I was your mom listening
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  Speaker 2: to the spuds.
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  Speaker 1: But you're right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like you, Maggie. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a raised a freak.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't. Toes don't do it for me. No,
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  Speaker 3: nor my wife. My wife hates feet.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were just say normal wife. She doesn't
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  Speaker 2: do it for me either.
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  Speaker 3: No, my wife does it for me. But but does
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  Speaker 3: she hates I thought you weren't going to go into details.
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  Speaker 3: Well I can give you that detail. She's not on
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  Speaker 3: defeat right, But she does it for you. Does what
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  Speaker 3: will you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen to the Big Show Ford or even a
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  Speaker 2: radio hold.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: It'll do it for you, man, trust me, pugs An
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  Speaker 2: lay off the feet man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah,