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- 0:04Speaker 1: You knew it was coming.
- 0:07Speaker 2: I would have been disappointed if you hadn't.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Little Shop of Horrors, Steve Martin, When was this Nights?
- 0:12Speaker 1: When was the movie version of this? Like nineteen eighty something? There?
- 0:15Speaker 2: Do you know? You know I once played Oran Scravello
- 0:19Speaker 2: Dds on stage in Little Shop of Horrors. I was
- 0:22Speaker 2: the mad dentist in a production of Little Shop of
- 0:25Speaker 2: Horrors in South Carolina years ago. Oh WHOA, don't think
- 0:29Speaker 2: When I had my tooth extraction yesterday, I didn't think
- 0:32Speaker 2: about Range Scravello Dds. I don't bet because he was
- 0:36Speaker 2: a sadistic Look this guy. This guy got up on
- 0:39Speaker 2: top of that chair yesterday. I thought, at one point,
- 0:42Speaker 2: he's going to just go. He's going to bring out
- 0:44Speaker 2: a jackhammer, like the kind you get with a sidewalk.
- 0:47Speaker 2: I thought, I'm hearing noises up there to get this
- 0:51Speaker 2: tooth taken out that I'd never heard in my life.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I asked you this was not because you mentioned oral surgery,
- 0:56Speaker 1: and I think I've had a couple of oral surgery
- 0:58Speaker 1: moments and it was kind of that mile general anesthesia
- 1:01Speaker 1: where you're out and then you're not out. But you
- 1:04Speaker 1: were awake for this and heard every sound and saw
- 1:08Speaker 1: every spectacle.
- 1:09Speaker 2: And kind of felt it because with a with an
- 1:12Speaker 2: upper molar like that, when they get when they're breaking
- 1:14Speaker 2: up that tooth, that nerve kind of feels it. And
- 1:18Speaker 2: I and I kept saying, I should be feeling this
- 1:21Speaker 2: now because you know me. I mean, I'm first of all,
- 1:24Speaker 2: I feel so sorry for them. They had a big
- 1:28Speaker 2: sixty five year old baby, a baby Hue who walked.
- 1:31Speaker 1: You screaming baby every step.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Moaning and groaning. And I mean, look the nova Kane
- 1:39Speaker 2: shots about did me? And I mean they stuck that
- 1:42Speaker 2: needle in in my gum. I thought, well, this is she.
- 1:44Speaker 2: I love it when they say no, this will be
- 1:46Speaker 2: a little pinch. That's their way. That's their way to
- 1:49Speaker 2: trick you into thinking, well, a little pinch, maybe you
- 1:51Speaker 2: won't think a little bit of fact.
- 1:53Speaker 1: My other favorite pressure. You'll feel a little bit of pressure.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Pressure. Pressure, yeah, pressure, yeah, pressure. But you know you
- 1:59Speaker 2: want to know the crazy part, I don't have a
- 2:02Speaker 2: ounce of pain. I thought I was going to be
- 2:05Speaker 2: after what he did with this, and it took him.
- 2:07Speaker 2: I'm not kidding it, but I probably took him twenty
- 2:10Speaker 2: to thirty minutes to get your side.
- 2:11Speaker 1: And this arose out of nowhere. I'm just going about
- 2:14Speaker 1: my day and all of a sudden, blupe. I go
- 2:15Speaker 1: to the phone and there you are saying, I'm on
- 2:17Speaker 1: the way to oral surgery. Pray for me.
- 2:18Speaker 2: It's like, whoa where did that come from? Well, it
- 2:21Speaker 2: started to hurt. The dentist has been telling me for
- 2:24Speaker 2: a year because I go regularly. I try to stay
- 2:26Speaker 2: on top of cleanings and I go every I go
- 2:28Speaker 2: every three months for a cleaning and so, and they
- 2:31Speaker 2: always take about every other time they take an X ray,
- 2:34Speaker 2: and they kept saying, does this upper tooth not bother you?
- 2:38Speaker 2: Because they kept warning me that something below the gun
- 2:40Speaker 2: line was showing something you know, it was not good,
- 2:43Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, it doesn't. Well, finally last week
- 2:46Speaker 2: it started to bother me and started to hurt, and
- 2:48Speaker 2: everybody told me get ahead of it, get it out,
- 2:51Speaker 2: because you don't because once it hits you, you could
- 2:54Speaker 2: it could be a Saturday night at midnight and you're
- 2:56Speaker 2: gonna be dagony. So I go to the dentist for
- 2:59Speaker 2: the fault to to take the X rays and they're
- 3:01Speaker 2: going to refer me to the oral surgeon. And the
- 3:04Speaker 2: dentist comes back and says, got good news. Want to
- 3:07Speaker 2: go now. I said, now, what's the good news? You mean,
- 3:10Speaker 2: like now? And I started thinking, well, it is kind
- 3:13Speaker 2: of good. Might as well get it over with absolutely,
- 3:15Speaker 2: And so he gave me the referral and I drove
- 3:17Speaker 2: up to the oral surgeon and they were great, and
- 3:20Speaker 2: he got it out and it's the it's the number
- 3:22Speaker 2: two tooth. So it's upper right, upper upper, upper right
- 3:25Speaker 2: in the back, yeah, right next to the wisdom tooth.
- 3:27Speaker 2: The wisdom tooth is still in there. They left that
- 3:29Speaker 2: alone because that was under the gum.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Wait a minute while, So you've got one and then
- 3:33Speaker 1: a gap and then the rest. But it's the one.
- 3:35Speaker 2: It's the one. It's the one next to the wisdom tooth.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Right, so but your wisdom tooth is still there, the
- 3:40Speaker 1: number one with.
- 3:40Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, still. Now I'm going to have it and
- 3:42Speaker 2: then I'm going to have a gap. So then he said,
- 3:44Speaker 2: do you want to have an implant or do you
- 3:45Speaker 2: want to just go without it? And I said, look,
- 3:48Speaker 2: what do people do? He goes, Typically they just go
- 3:50Speaker 2: without it. It's far enough back, you don't need it.
- 3:52Speaker 2: And Joey Hutson, my buddy in South Carolina. He had
- 3:55Speaker 2: the same exact thing. He said, Look, I didn't get
- 3:57Speaker 2: an implant. I haven't missed that.
- 3:59Speaker 1: I get secret to share right now. Never shared this
- 4:01Speaker 1: with the audience. I don't have a I don't have
- 4:04Speaker 1: a thirty one. We'res thirty one. That's lower lower right right. Yeah,
- 4:09Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, you're you're you know, no, I've
- 4:12Speaker 1: been I'm doing fine ten years.
- 4:14Speaker 2: Doesn't bother. Yeah, I don't think it's that. But but
- 4:16Speaker 2: now here's the fun thing, fun fact. You know who
- 4:19Speaker 2: was my best friend throughout this whole procedure, chat Chat GPT.
- 4:24Speaker 2: I would I would show them, you know, how you're
- 4:26Speaker 2: supposed to be You're supposed to bite down on the
- 4:28Speaker 2: gauze after the procedure because you want to form a
- 4:31Speaker 2: blood clot. You know, they put a little couple sutures
- 4:33Speaker 2: in there and all that. Well. I was showing chat
- 4:35Speaker 2: GPT pictures of the gauze, and chat GPT was saying,
- 4:40Speaker 2: it's exactly what should be doing. That's great. You got
- 4:42Speaker 2: a little streaking pictures of the gauze. Yeah, with the
- 4:46Speaker 2: blood on it because you're you bleed. You know, there's
- 4:48Speaker 2: a there's a little bit of a lot of blood,
- 4:51Speaker 2: not a lot.
- 4:52Speaker 1: As chat GPT. Yeah, basically, you're involved in a hemophiliac
- 4:56Speaker 1: crisis and you're going to bleed out and die. Will
- 4:58Speaker 1: I survive the day? Correct?
- 5:01Speaker 2: I asked chat GPD this morning before I hooked up
- 5:04Speaker 2: with Mark Davis. Can I have some oatmeal? They said, yep,
- 5:07Speaker 2: you can have oatmeal. Make sure it's cooked, make sure
- 5:09Speaker 2: it's soft, and you can put some two percent. I
- 5:12Speaker 2: don't know what I'm going to do from now on
- 5:13Speaker 2: Without chat GPT, I'm getting rid of I'm getting rid
- 5:16Speaker 2: of all of you. I don't need you. I don't
- 5:17Speaker 2: need my kids. I don't need Tracy, I don't need Eric.
- 5:20Speaker 2: I got cha GPT. The future is now, it's here.
- 5:23Speaker 2: The future has a ride. And I said this morning
- 5:26Speaker 2: I said, I said, chat GPT, I don't call it that,
- 5:29Speaker 2: but I should get I should give it a name. Bernie, Hey, Bernie,
- 5:34Speaker 2: I'm up at six am. I had a tooth extraction
- 5:37Speaker 2: yesterday at four pm. I have zero pain. Is that
- 5:41Speaker 2: a good sign? And chat GPT said, this is an
- 5:44Speaker 2: excellent sign. You're on the road to great recovery. You've
- 5:48Speaker 2: had no complications. The blood clot has likely formed without
- 5:51Speaker 2: any problem. You've probably be at your peak by and really,
- 5:55Speaker 2: I think I would be hurting by now, don't you.
- 5:58Speaker 1: It depends on how much savaging and ravaging you know,
- 6:02Speaker 1: took place in there. It seems like.
- 6:04Speaker 2: There was savaging and ravaging that took place vivid.
- 6:07Speaker 1: As it was. As vivid as it was, it might
- 6:09Speaker 1: have been a pretty clean extraction that didn't leave an
- 6:11Speaker 1: enormous amount of undue.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how clean it was, because I'm
- 6:17Speaker 2: not I'm not kidding you, he kept saying. Here was
- 6:19Speaker 2: his comment. Now, the nurse was very thankfully, she was
- 6:23Speaker 2: giving me all the details. She was saying, you're almost done.
- 6:26Speaker 2: This is this, that's normal, this is nice. And he
- 6:28Speaker 2: because he wasn't talking, he was just he was just grunting.
- 6:32Speaker 2: He was busy, and he kept saying, I'm not kidding it.
- 6:35Speaker 2: At one point that drill, I thought, this drill is
- 6:38Speaker 2: going to make me go deaf. It was so loud
- 6:40Speaker 2: and I could hear the tooth breaking apart. I'm telling you,
- 6:43Speaker 2: I get woozy thinking about it, he kept saying. But
- 6:45Speaker 2: he kept saying, gosh, this tooth is brittle, boy, this
- 6:49Speaker 2: tooth is brittle. I thought I want to say, well,
- 6:51Speaker 2: you stop saying the tooth is brittle and get the
- 6:53Speaker 2: damn thing out. Would you knock it off with the brittle?
- 6:56Speaker 2: But he kept saying, and it did. It took him
- 6:58Speaker 2: like a long I don't think it normally takes twenty
- 7:01Speaker 2: thirty minutes to get a tooth out, but it took
- 7:03Speaker 2: him all of that. So but no pain.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Here you are and here we are. However, but it's
- 7:09Speaker 1: so funny, and I gave. I wanted to give Mike
- 7:11Speaker 1: an out, like he needs that from me. I said, man,
- 7:13Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe you want to take tomorrow off
- 7:15Speaker 1: and he said, nope, I'm out Friday, so a long weekend.
- 7:19Speaker 2: I'm off. I'm off tomorrow. I got Tara from South
- 7:22Speaker 2: Carolina's going to guest host for me her national ju.
- 7:25Speaker 2: She really is terrific. She're a really smart lady, and
- 7:27Speaker 2: so she's going to fill in. I'm taking Are you
- 7:29Speaker 2: taking your company? Didn't you get a company day? Wait
- 7:34Speaker 2: a minute, everybody in the company got one, even those
- 7:37Speaker 2: of us who are are kind of contractual. Everybody in
- 7:40Speaker 2: the company got one. I'm taking mine tomorrow. Well you
- 7:44Speaker 2: better believe I took it. Why don't you take yours.
- 7:47Speaker 1: I got a look at my calendar next week.
- 7:49Speaker 2: They didn't. They didn't. They didn't exclude talent. They said.
- 7:53Speaker 2: Our company said, look, you all work so hard and
- 7:56Speaker 2: we appreciate you so much. We're going to give everybody
- 7:58Speaker 2: a paid day off in the month of March. Only
- 8:01Speaker 2: caveat is you got to take it off in March.
- 8:04Speaker 2: I mean, what about Rondo Matt. Aren't they do they
- 8:06Speaker 2: take their day?
- 8:08Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Matt tomorrow and Ronda Monday.
- 8:12Speaker 2: So I'm taking mine tomorrow. I'm done. I'll see you,
- 8:15Speaker 2: see you Monday. Don't don't don't threaten me with a
- 8:18Speaker 2: good time.
- 8:20Speaker 1: I got Monday and Tuesday.
- 8:22Speaker 2: What why didn't you take it?
- 8:23Speaker 1: You're gonna run out of time because because I'm apparently
- 8:26Speaker 1: a big dummy, you your free day. You know, well,
- 8:31Speaker 1: it was probably not good optics for me to talk
- 8:34Speaker 1: about the amount of no talking to you, to talk
- 8:38Speaker 1: about the amount of time you know that anybody takes
- 8:40Speaker 1: off around here. Because I got my amount of time,
- 8:43Speaker 1: you got even more. I think I'm good. I think
- 8:45Speaker 1: I'm going to show an actual work ethic and actually.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Don't have a work I actually I actually feel I
- 8:51Speaker 2: actually feel a little naughty. I feel naughty taking the day.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I feel I feel a little like playing. I'm doing
- 8:56Speaker 2: something wrong here. So I'm gonna well, look, I'm recovering
- 8:59Speaker 2: from age life, all exactly. I told the doctor. I
- 9:02Speaker 2: told the surge. I said, look, I'm calling all my kids,
- 9:04Speaker 2: give him my final words. He's looking at me like
- 9:07Speaker 2: I'm crazy. He's cocking his head. I said, this is major,
- 9:10Speaker 2: you know what through me. They make you pay in advance,
- 9:13Speaker 2: and so I thought, okay, well, all right, I'll get
- 9:16Speaker 2: my credit card because Medicare doesn't cover this apparently, which
- 9:19Speaker 2: is kind of weird. Three hundred and sixty dollars. Now
- 9:22Speaker 2: I'm thinking. I'm thinking it was going to be ten
- 9:25Speaker 2: thousand dollars major surgery. And this is to me, this
- 9:28Speaker 2: is right a step above a kidney transplant and three
- 9:32Speaker 2: hundred and sixty dollars. So then I was kind of relieved.
- 9:34Speaker 2: I thought, well, this isn't that big a deal. That's
- 9:36Speaker 2: not a bit. Three hundred and sixty dollars for a
- 9:38Speaker 2: tooth extraction. So here we are. And the worst, the
- 9:43Speaker 2: worst part, no diet cokes for like two weeks, which
- 9:46Speaker 2: kills me. No carbon is it? But nothing nothing, what's
- 9:50Speaker 2: carbonated carbonation. I don't know why. Maybe it breaks up
- 9:54Speaker 2: the blood clot or something. And I'm jonesen for a
- 9:58Speaker 2: diet coke right now that.
- 10:00Speaker 1: You are, Oh man, they should be an interesting show.
- 10:02Speaker 1: And no, I trust, I trust it with your day off.
- 10:04Speaker 1: I trust you're not going anywhere by air?
- 10:07Speaker 2: No, no, I mean, why what's wrong with oh? What
- 10:11Speaker 2: the what are the lines like a d d FW.
- 10:14Speaker 1: It's the craziest thing. I mean, it's it's like the
- 10:17Speaker 1: problem doesn't exist in DFW very much at all. Houston
- 10:20Speaker 1: that we we're TSA is shipping our TSA guys down
- 10:25Speaker 1: to Houston because Houston is a nightmare and we're doing great.
- 10:28Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Well df W people don't People who live in the
- 10:32Speaker 2: North Texas don't appreciate it enough, appreciate it. It's the
- 10:36Speaker 2: best airport in America. Pretty great, it's the it's the
- 10:38Speaker 2: most convenient airport. It's got the best options. But I
- 10:41Speaker 2: don't know how this thing is going to end. I mean,
- 10:43Speaker 2: last night it sounded like Republicans were willing to say,
- 10:45Speaker 2: all right, you know what, we'll figure out a carve
- 10:47Speaker 2: out away. And they're like Nope, nope, nope unless you
- 10:50Speaker 2: defund ice, say the Democrats, we're not going to budget
- 10:54Speaker 2: and Mark. You're talking about two immovable objects, because the
- 10:57Speaker 2: Republicans aren't going to defund ice.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Nope, nope, And the Democrats are going to go along
- 11:02Speaker 1: with anything that doesn't keep Ice defunded. I mean, it's
- 11:05Speaker 1: kind of it's been funded, but it's been frozen by
- 11:08Speaker 1: this Democrat wall that they've built. And they love it
- 11:10Speaker 1: because they think it's winning for them. Why isn't this
- 11:13Speaker 1: backfiring on them more? Is it insufficient messaging? I mean,
- 11:16Speaker 1: not from you or me or whatever. And every day
- 11:19Speaker 1: I see news cycles filled with Republicans, you know, saying
- 11:22Speaker 1: it's the Schumer shutdown, it's the Democrat shutdown, which it is.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Public opinion, public opinion still seems to be a pox
- 11:28Speaker 1: on both your houses. A sort of a myth of
- 11:30Speaker 1: equivalency that says, well, they both should get their act together,
- 11:33Speaker 1: which is always easy to say, but this is a
- 11:35Speaker 1: Democrat shutdown. I just don't think that's resonating enough.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Well maybe, well the mainstream media, though, is pretending it's not.
- 11:43Speaker 2: Democrats are lying and saying it's our fault. You know
- 11:46Speaker 2: who all asked that question of now that you gave
- 11:48Speaker 2: me a great starting question. Yeah, Congressman Brandon Gill, who's
- 11:51Speaker 2: going to be on the show today, fantastic, and I'll
- 11:56Speaker 2: ask him that's a good question. Why is this not backfiring? Look,
- 11:59Speaker 2: Trump's approval rating, if you believe the polls as low
- 12:02Speaker 2: as it's ever been. It's in the thirties. We've got
- 12:06Speaker 2: all these special elections that Democrats are winning. That's not good.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I mean, it's not anything that It's not time to
- 12:12Speaker 2: push the padic button. No, but I spent a lot
- 12:15Speaker 2: of time on the show yesterday asking people why, why,
- 12:19Speaker 2: what's going on with the special elections? Who in the
- 12:22Speaker 2: world's going to vote for a Democrat? You know what
- 12:24Speaker 2: kept coming up yesterday is Israel. Israel came up a lot,
- 12:29Speaker 2: and there was, of course, there's polling that suggested, for
- 12:32Speaker 2: the first time ever, fifty one percent of Republican voters
- 12:35Speaker 2: think that Israel has an outside influence, an oversized influence
- 12:40Speaker 2: in our form. Lord, do you buy that?
- 12:42Speaker 1: Nope? Oh, do I buy the poll result?
- 12:45Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you buy that? That's how people are feeling.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Ok, It's funny. It depends on how the thing is
- 12:50Speaker 1: is phrased because I'm so keyed up and looking for
- 12:53Speaker 1: anti Semitism, I don't want to find it where it
- 12:55Speaker 1: does not exist. That is one of the oldest anti
- 12:58Speaker 1: Semitic tropes is that the evil you have woven a
- 13:03Speaker 1: spell over Trump. Somebody can objectively think that maybe we're
- 13:07Speaker 1: just a little too uh, you know, focused on Israel.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Can somebody can believe that.
- 13:11Speaker 2: You know, well, and but you're right, it's hard to
- 13:14Speaker 2: extract what you are suspicions of anti Semitism from, because
- 13:18Speaker 2: you wonder, is that is that what's driving it? I
- 13:20Speaker 2: get tired, I really bristle at Well, you're not You're
- 13:24Speaker 2: not sufficiently loyal to Israel, so you're an anti semi
- 13:28Speaker 2: and and that's what Marjorie Taylor Green is kind of,
- 13:31Speaker 2: you know, she's using that talking point. Incidentally, rumor is
- 13:34Speaker 2: that she's going to run for president as an independent
- 13:37Speaker 2: in twenty twenty eight. Okay, okay, well all right, look
- 13:42Speaker 2: colorful character and gods are happy. Look look everybody, and
- 13:48Speaker 2: and and the and the wisdom or the teeth gods
- 13:51Speaker 2: are happy too. So thank thankfully, I've.
- 13:53Speaker 1: Been glad you survived well and now have a good weekend.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Mister daof Yes, I'm see you on Monday.
- 14:01Speaker 2: You be you Monday. Have a great weekend, all right.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Mike Gallagher, he's ready to go ten o'clock soon as
- 14:05Speaker 1: we're done right here on six sixty am. The answer