Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Things That Must Go from June 11, 2025
Transcript
- 0:00Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
- 0:08Speaker 2: We welcoming Morrissey. I think they've asked me to go
- 0:10Speaker 2: up there and present him, shake his hand, and present
- 0:13Speaker 2: him with a sash.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Oh well, that's nice.
- 0:15Speaker 2: I think i'll do that. These are things that must go,
- 0:18Speaker 2: things that just arebugging you so much you can't stand
- 0:21Speaker 2: him anymore. You got to get them out of your life.
- 0:24Speaker 2: And so you say, I know what I'll do. I'll
- 0:25Speaker 2: send them to Radio from Hell. They'll maybe read my
- 0:29Speaker 2: muscos on the air and I'll feel better. And sometimes
- 0:31Speaker 2: we're told sometimes if it's if we say them on
- 0:34Speaker 2: the air, they somehow magically disappear. So send your muscos
- 0:38Speaker 2: to Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com
- 0:42Speaker 2: and put muscle on the subject line. And if you're
- 0:44Speaker 2: not clear what muscos are by what I just said,
- 0:48Speaker 2: listen to this and you'll get it. Okay, do you
- 0:50Speaker 2: want to go first, Katie, You've got a couple.
- 0:52Speaker 4: I got a couple. Hello lords here My must goes
- 0:55Speaker 4: my elderly neighbor's weeds, my swollen hands from helping my
- 0:58Speaker 4: neighbor pull her weeds, and people who think that because
- 1:01Speaker 4: I work from home I can help them at any
- 1:03Speaker 4: time with their task chores, erits, etc. My job involves
- 1:06Speaker 4: online meetings, phone calls, and other tasks that tie me
- 1:09Speaker 4: to my desk, just like any other job. Leave me alone. Thanks,
- 1:13Speaker 4: you guys are the best. This one does not say
- 1:15Speaker 4: I can use our name. Good morning lords. My things
- 1:18Speaker 4: that must go are people describing things as buttery soft shorts, shirts, blankets, makeup,
- 1:23Speaker 4: lettery soft, stop it, and my grandma's health declining. H
- 1:28Speaker 4: that's rough. The other one I have is hello, lords,
- 1:33Speaker 4: she puts her name down, It's Colette, Thanks for letting
- 1:35Speaker 4: me listen. You can use my name, it says it.
- 1:37Speaker 4: There we go. We have lived in south southern Arizona
- 1:40Speaker 4: for six years now, and my things that must go
- 1:43Speaker 4: is people that go hiking down here when the temperature
- 1:45Speaker 4: is going to be one hundred and five degrees. We
- 1:48Speaker 4: had three people that had to be rescued, ice packed
- 1:50Speaker 4: and taken to the hospital on Monday. Didn't we don't
- 1:53Speaker 4: have big shaded trees on the trails. There's nowhere to
- 1:57Speaker 4: get out of the sun. Visit and when you visit
- 1:59Speaker 4: and hike, do it in April and March it's beautiful
- 2:02Speaker 4: and everything is blooming. Then BFP Collette.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's March and April in Arizona. Is but
- 2:10Speaker 2: it's buttery soft. Yeah, yeah it is? Is that it?
- 2:14Speaker 4: That's it?
- 2:14Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go next. Let's see, I got a couple
- 2:17Speaker 2: of my own. First of all, checkers not bagging your purchase. Now,
- 2:23Speaker 2: this happened to me the other day at the liquor store.
- 2:27Speaker 2: It was very, very busy and there were only two
- 2:30Speaker 2: checkers at the liquor store. I bought three bottles of
- 2:33Speaker 2: various liquor and I have my own little bag, a
- 2:36Speaker 2: little canvas bag that was made for bottles. So I
- 2:40Speaker 2: set the bag down on the counter and the bottles
- 2:43Speaker 2: and as I'm going through all of the credit card
- 2:45Speaker 2: stuff and getting anything, the checker just stands there, doesn't
- 2:49Speaker 2: put So then I have to, after I do all
- 2:51Speaker 2: of that, use another sixty seconds or something to put
- 2:55Speaker 2: the bottles in the bag. And what bugs me about
- 2:58Speaker 2: that is there are people waiting behind me in line.
- 3:02Speaker 4: Be better to lay out the bag and then just
- 3:03Speaker 4: scan the bottle putt They don't.
- 3:07Speaker 2: They don't. They don't, Well anyway, it's they they should,
- 3:12Speaker 2: and you know grocery checkers do that. And it wasn't
- 3:14Speaker 2: it's not that it inconvenience. Is me so much is
- 3:17Speaker 2: that there are people behind me waiting and anyway. And
- 3:20Speaker 2: then the other thing of mine that musco is having
- 3:23Speaker 2: to sign into several dozen things several times a day.
- 3:30Speaker 2: I get up in the morning, go to the computer.
- 3:32Speaker 2: I have to do several signing, sign in this sign
- 3:34Speaker 2: and that, signing this sign and that. And then I
- 3:37Speaker 2: come to work and I have to sign in this,
- 3:39Speaker 2: signing that, and it's a lot of the same things.
- 3:41Speaker 2: And then I leave my computer here and I go
- 3:43Speaker 2: to my desk and I have to sign in this
- 3:45Speaker 2: sign into that. I am so sick.
- 3:48Speaker 3: I want I want thumbprint everything.
- 3:52Speaker 2: It's me us. This one says lords and lassies. You
- 3:57Speaker 2: actually can put my name on this. It's Brady East
- 4:00Speaker 2: have to go. I'm now master control operator at a
- 4:03Speaker 2: TV station. And it just so happens to be downtown
- 4:06Speaker 2: every day and night. I go for walks outside my
- 4:09Speaker 2: work building on my brakes, and it is it is
- 4:12Speaker 2: just there are too many scooters. I almost got hit
- 4:15Speaker 2: by one of those scooters on the sidewalk, or I
- 4:17Speaker 2: witnessed someone almost being hit by someone riding these scooters recklessly.
- 4:21Speaker 2: They really must go. And also I'm not trying to
- 4:25Speaker 2: ruin anything's fun or be a party pooper, because when
- 4:28Speaker 2: they're used properly, those scooters can be a great way
- 4:31Speaker 2: to get around downtown, but people don't use them very well.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Let's see this one says, my must go is men
- 4:37Speaker 2: that whistle or hum when they're using the public bathroom.
- 4:40Speaker 3: That's weird.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Yeah they do. I hear it. If you must if
- 4:44Speaker 2: you must go, please don't whistle or hum while using
- 4:48Speaker 2: the facilities. That's from a doctor, Mike. Let's see this
- 4:52Speaker 2: one says, morning all, feel free to use my name.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Just a quick dumb thing that must go. Coffee Mates
- 4:57Speaker 2: natural bliss, zero sugar added coffee creamer, zero sugar added
- 5:02Speaker 2: coffee creamer, absolutely terrible, zero stars. Do not recommend it.
- 5:08Speaker 2: It ruined my coffee. I'll still make it a good
- 5:11Speaker 2: day though, medtech m And then finally this good morning,
- 5:15Speaker 2: My things that must go. Not getting any biscough cookies
- 5:18Speaker 2: from the Delta float in the Pride Parade this past
- 5:20Speaker 2: Sunday someone testing positive for HIV, thus forcing film production
- 5:24Speaker 2: to stop, and everybody has to test. My bill for
- 5:28Speaker 2: sprinkler repairs exceeding five hundred dollars after years of neglect
- 5:31Speaker 2: from Renters, the Las Vegas influencer banning me from asking
- 5:35Speaker 2: more questions during his Instagram am And people who think
- 5:39Speaker 2: that German chocolate cake is from Germany.
- 5:42Speaker 4: It's not.
- 5:43Speaker 2: It's from Dallas, Texas. The chocolate cake is made by
- 5:47Speaker 2: Samuel German, the creator of that cake. It's not from Germany.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Thank you for letting me listen.
- 5:54Speaker 3: Tony Ginah, let's see. Good morning lords. Things that must
- 5:59Speaker 3: go all the way cars, I don't understand it. I
- 6:02Speaker 3: live in Utah County. Maybe this is unique to my area.
- 6:04Speaker 3: But there are so many white vehicles.
- 6:07Speaker 4: I have a white vehicle.
- 6:08Speaker 3: Can we bring back color please?
- 6:10Speaker 4: There are a lot of way look I bought used
- 6:12Speaker 4: It's the best I got.
- 6:13Speaker 3: People who solicit outside Costco and Sam's Club. I'm happy
- 6:17Speaker 3: with my cell provider. Don't bother me while I'm shopping.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Highway debris seems to be increasing. Tire treads, rocks, other
- 6:24Speaker 3: random trash. I've already replaced a windshield this year because
- 6:27Speaker 3: of a large object bouncing out of the truck. For
- 6:30Speaker 3: the love of God's securior load. People waiting in the
- 6:34Speaker 3: hot sun in Sunday's Pride Parade and not seeing my
- 6:37Speaker 3: favorite parasocial bestie radio hosts. I was there the whole
- 6:41Speaker 3: time for Sunday's parade along State Street, and first out
- 6:43Speaker 3: I saw the country, the teeny bopper stations. Somehow I
- 6:46Speaker 3: miss seeing the host from the one radio show that
- 6:49Speaker 3: would never work outside of Utah. It's okay, though, I'm
- 6:51Speaker 3: glad you were there supporting queer folk like myself, my children,
- 6:55Speaker 3: and other youth who deserve to feel cherished as humans
- 6:57Speaker 3: and this political climate every little gesture makes. It's a
- 7:00Speaker 3: big difference, could even save a life. Thank you for
- 7:02Speaker 3: being there, Catherine loyal fop for twenty years.
- 7:06Speaker 4: Nice, excuse me.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Retired, Johnny here. My thing that must go is Disney
- 7:10Speaker 3: announcing they're doing away with the Monster's Ink ride, what
- 7:14Speaker 3: to make room for an Avatar ride in Pandora Land.
- 7:17Speaker 3: I hate this. Avatar is not a good fit for
- 7:19Speaker 3: Disney in my opinion, keep it the Magic Kingdom. And
- 7:23Speaker 3: finally this you can say my name Marissa deciding to
- 7:27Speaker 3: do allergy testing in the middle of the spring, having
- 7:30Speaker 3: to go off all of my allergy meds for a week,
- 7:33Speaker 3: I'm so itchy, you would die. And Trevor Lee must go.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Making my allergies and Trevor Lee go away would improve
- 7:40Speaker 3: my life exponentially. Thank you for all of you.
- 7:43Speaker 2: I believe Trevor Lee is classified as an allergen the
- 7:46Speaker 2: allergic to him.
- 7:47Speaker 3: Yes.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Thanks. That must go on the radio.