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Bonus IMPROV - I Can Do Push-Ups and Push-Backs · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends bonus bonus bonus improv yeah yeah uh-huh good yep
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  confirmed yes improv uh yes that's improv yes okay thank you very much
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  uh joe can we please get a suggestion for our improv
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  hallucination hallucination
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  everything the universe in our whole lives is a simulation
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  i wonder about that sometimes like you're hallucinating our reality
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  but then what are what is the actual reality
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  that remains to be seen like this could be a video game we're playing
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  Jono's
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  I know
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  yeah
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  um
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  really boring
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  game
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  where there's a lot of pain
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  um
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  but then it's still coming from a brain
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  so do you think we're in
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  multiple brains
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  or is it one single brain
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  that's hallucinating this whole thing
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  maybe we're playing multiple characters
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  and there's a lot of NPCs
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  there's a lot of there definitely are npcs in this world i there are people it's just like
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  you do nothing of value you say nothing of value you right it's like you're like there's no way
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  that's me yeah yeah yeah and you are here literally just taking up space like what is going on with
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  your life um nbcs if you're listening and we know you're not um yeah no agency um
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  Would you like that or not like that If this is a simulation yeah i think i like it because i think francis would like anything that means that this isn all that there appears to be
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  yeah 100 and things can be different later and maybe i'm just taking experience from this
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  what if they're not better it's like and then you're in a coma because you were maimed
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  and what didn't kill you made you weaker and this is what i'm hallucinating while i'm recovering yeah
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  it's like do you remember that sopranos there's a like arc of a few episodes where he's kevin
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  yeah he just was like a salesman who lost his his phone or something like that or like he lost his
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  luggage yeah yeah so he couldn't yeah
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  actually like that sequence it's interesting it was interesting to hear
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  james gandolfini like not put on the tony soprano
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  voice isn't that also the one where uh like at some point during his coma
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  like he hears polly because he's talking so
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  and now
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  improv
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  Good morning, Betsy.
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  Morning.
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  Happy birthday, baby.
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  Thank you.
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  I got you a present.
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  I think you're really going to love it.
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  Oh, I can't wait.
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  I can't wait.
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  Do I close my eyes?
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  No, no, leave them open.
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  Oh, okay, okay.
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  I don't like it when your eyes are closed.
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  It reminds me of when you sleep.
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  Aw.
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  anyway this is a it's a custom world kit it's kind of like the sims but it's in real life and
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  you can you can custom design everything even your husband but why would you want to change
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  anything like that oh yeah i could i could change i could change you huh okay um yeah technically This is so cool I know You welcome Oh I love you oh I love you too honey thank you so much of course Bertrand
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  you're the best
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  yeah
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  oh can I start right away
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  yeah it's your birthday
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  you can do anything
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  I made food
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  it's in the room
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  oh
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  it's over there
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  see it
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  oh yeah
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  yeah
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  happy birthday
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  the eggs are wet
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  happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to betsy bertrand thank you so much i'm gonna
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  oh look at this oh you even got it you even got a little custom you got our house a little tiny
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  version of our house so i can just noodle around with it yeah anything you want oh oh what honey
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  what are you doing honey what's going on over there go into our bathroom what what do you see
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  in our bathroom now a heart-shaped bathtub oh that's cute it's cute i always wanted one of those
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  that's that oh i could live with that i like this oh okay cool
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  okay oh what's going on here honey honey look out the window
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  i'm looking see the car you got a different car it's a it's the flintstones car but
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  it's your birthday thank you yeah thank you well that could be your car no well i'm gonna need some
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  help we gotta run that bad boy hey let's keep it practical babes oh okay because we gotta live this
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  life. All right. Oh, look.
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  There's a little Bertrand in here.
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  Here I am.
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  What are you doing?
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  All right.
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  What are you doing?
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  Hey, stop that.
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  Hey.
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  Share information.
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  Well, honey?
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  What?
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  Just feel around
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  your back.
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  Why is there hair Bushels of it Oh What happening Wait Don worry Is there something coming out of that hair A face
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  No. Oh, thank God.
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  It's a set of extra
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  hands.
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  They're on your back now.
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  Why are you turning me into a freak?
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  Oh, don't, honey. No, no, honey.
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  Don't worry. Oh, look.
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  Oh, I'm making you close.
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  Now you have
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  circus tent closed so no one will see your hands
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  on your back. Oh, you know what? And I'm choosing to see
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  the silver lining. I can do push-ups and
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  push-backs.
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  That's right. Look! Whoa!
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  You know
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  how you always say you wanted...
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  You just wish you were more helpful around the house.
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  Yeah, I did.
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  And you said you wish you could afford an extra set of hands.
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  That's what I said, yeah.
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  That's what you said!
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  Hey, I noticed you're not changing anything about you.
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  That's funny.
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  Curious.
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  wait a second is this a joke because i'm perfect that's what you always tell me
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  yeah but it's cool that you think that too like that well hey i've been hey four or five
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  what what does that mean high five on my hands oh four oh i thought you were saying i'm a four
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  or five that was really insulting no yeah you're a ten thanks thanks well here i've been i've been
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  newton around with the world building thing for a minute you want to give it a spin yeah i do want
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  give it a spin okay you try something out okay perfect oh oh oh look there's betsy oh oh oh
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  that's amazing oh oh oh i'm so cute oh yep but now you have to buy all new bras
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  whoa oh oh oh oh betsy what's going on why i'm why i'm all i'm all flat in front like a board
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  i'm a carpenter's dream that's so interesting honey oh my god now your hair's short
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  whoa Betsy
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  honey
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  now you're a man
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  what
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  I'd seen