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Come and Gone: Aquaman Review & DOOM's 25th Anniversary · Multiple Nerdgasm

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oh this is where I normally come in with energy and have something to stay isn't
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it welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy you got a hilarious anecdote for
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his as usual Luke killed any small animals this week I I did kill a buzzing
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thing at work masturbated into anything signed up to any Cults no not that I
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know of or has this been a slow week for you it's been a very slow week I'm a
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little tired this week just been doing work that's boring like a a lot of work
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yeah what was the buzzing thing was was it bees was I right it was be no it was
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someone's computer oh but when I got to work there was this like high pitch
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buzzing sound and I let it go for like hours and hours and hours and then I was
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ready to murder someone so I went hunting for it uhuh and it was someone's
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computer and I just that thing not turned on anymore yeah I wouldn't have
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been turned on anymore either look can I confess something to
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you that just popped into my head during the week yeah Luke you and your wife
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Hannah both work in camra right yes yeah it just occurred to me this week you
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guys probably don't work in the same building right no no we work in
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completely different suburbs yeah that only just occurred to me this whole time
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really I've assumed you both work in the same building and I think I
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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that could very easily segue into our
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first uh segment today go on which is uh
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Under the Umbrella of genital news
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oh genital news Okay so genal new I like yeah it is isn't it yeah and it's a lot
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nicer than dick news or our shortlived vagina news Jingles yeah we're not really qualified
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to comment on a lot of vagina news so Mt Christ we're not qualified at all in
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fact I put some articles into the spreadsheet uh about the clitoris and
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now I can't even find them oh doesn't
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exist uh that was so anyway the uh a lot of our genital news
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comes from the United States uh especially lately there just been a lot
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of dick news coming out of America uh but this week's General news comes uh a
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little closer to home so this is some Australian news this is a nowhere near
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you lukee I'm happy to report this happened in Grafton which for those of
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you who don't know is in New South Wales but right up on the northeast border next to
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Queensland a man who has uh been jailed
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for 10 months for um having sex
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penetrative anal sex with a horse um has pled in court that the
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horse came on to him right how how do you know of a horse is
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coming onto you I'm glad you asked Luke I'm very glad you asked so um the the
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man's testimony is that after he broke into the stable to [ __ ] the horse right
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the horse sniffed sniffed at his
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crutch then looked him Square in the face and
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[Laughter] winked
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so he has pled that um having sex with that horse was totally
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consensual right yeahh now I'm assuming that didn't that
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didn't go well that was his defense I rest my case that's
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right and then uh oh man apparently the horse was
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traumatized which is not good um yeah this a terrible thing for a lot of
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stuff like this lot of Cruelty to animal things they don't really get like long
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jail terms if jail terms at all it's
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true I find really kind of endearing is that the uh the hores trainer says she's
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only 2 years old and we've had to put her out into the padic it's like but two
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years is like a lot for a horse right it's not like I don't know it's not like
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it's not like [ __ ] a 2-year-old human being surely I mean this is an bringing
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up the horse's age is anthropomorphizing the problem a little right I guess I
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don't know horses do live to like 30 years sure but you 25 to 30 years any
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horse I what you're saying sheit old be all right he [ __ ] an underage horse
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yeah he got 10 months in jail that doesn't that's not very long yeah but
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can you imagine what would happen to you during the 10 months you spent in prison
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for horse [ __ ] yeah you like to be [ __ ] by horse do
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you yeah well you he uh he didn't make the
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mistake Mr H made and uh no dying from
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it yes yeah getting the horse to reciprocate the ACT yeah don't do that
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okay I'm just I'm just reading this article a little bit more cuz he only
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got caught once doing it but the reason why he got caught is the horses were
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becoming a little skittish oh the installed the camera so I think that
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guy's been in there a few times the guy had to install cameras cuz his horses
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keep getting [ __ ] what kind of a goddamn world do we live in that
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is people stop it but I love this guy this farmer or it's not a farmer surely
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a horse trainer I guess these are race horses but that he's like farmer's fine
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we'll go with farmer this uh the horses are acting
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peculiar there's only one thing that can make that way someone's [ __ ]
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him I think someone's been [ __ ] my horses yeah cuz he's not just a farmer
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he's a farmer from Cornwall I'm trying to I'm trying to work out how this would
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work as well cuz horses are quite tall yeah um so it turns out I read this
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slightly wrong um he penetrated the horse in the mouth
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only what which to me seems a lot more
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risky is that that true it says uh it it
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says he did two things in the article says are they two separate things yeah I
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don't know I read it as he did both and and I was like [ __ ] that's how I
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initially read it but then I started to doubt myself because the horse he's
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claiming uh looked at the crotch and then winked uh didn't then look back at
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his own ass and wink you know what I mean I mean he's got some balls on him
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horse have [ __ ] big teeth man yeah that's what I'm thinking like
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horses watch horse eat an
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apple not terrifying
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carrot yeah yeah like I don't really see you don't give a horse a carrot that
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starts sucking it does it no no and there are some animals that you it did
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and then it wi I might think
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no yeah the horse is like holding the carrot in one hand and like just putting
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it in his mouth winking here's the photo that the the
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horse sent to me your honor with it with the carot in his mouth one hand over its
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tits as you can see right here on the horse's Tinder profile it's gagging for
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it yeah says DTF right there black and
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white yeah
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he listeners don't don't don't [ __ ] horses don't [ __ ] any animals yeah
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probably shouldn't [ __ ] anything to be honest I'm not sure our listeners do
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[ __ ] anything sort of related news I mean if
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you have the urge uh I guess they create I mean I'm sure these are just jokes but they do
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have have sexual aids for uh people with different tastes
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sure um so like if you wanted to [ __ ] I
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don't know a sheep for example yes yes yeah exactly um I think we're going to
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need the sex toy news jingle where where do you when you need
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a new toy to put inside of you you
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listen to sex news sex to
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new I found it but still I think we'll go with that
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like the live version just as well yeah it's just it good um
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yeah so little boy yeah
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mistakenly apparently uh sent to a
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school nativity play with uh with a blowup sheep that she had bought online
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for him mhm not realizing its intended
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use was not quite as what should we say
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uh clean I'm just in in the Christmas spirit yes I'm just really hoping she
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brought it new oh is there a market for used sex toys I'd like what am I saying
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of course there is of course there is is there anything you could think of
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there's and I bet old businessmen buy
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used dildos from Japanese school girls yeah
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but yes so this happened uh in Scotland where there are a lot of sheep
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actually um so you know it is it is nice to slip into a woolly jumper
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occasionally it is yeah um so this mother sent her son to school with a sex
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toy the school promptly sent him home with it uh she claims it was only then
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that she noticed the hole yes and the red lips and the
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eyelash lashes y
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yeah so evidently she was looking for his costume online he's playing the
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shepherd it makes sense that he has a sheep and she found an inflatable
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Nativity sheep online but it was quite expensive yes and then there was an also
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another one called stag Knight bonan
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sheep which is very affordable I think
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uh BR kids R sh and costume flal sheep yeah yeah you're right now I was going
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to say did did she see that at the time but she did and still chose to purchase
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it so I think maybe the blame lies squarely with the mother on this one now
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that yeah but to be fair she probably thought to herself oh it's the exact
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same thing it's probably made by the same Factory you sure it's like that
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little flappy hand that you can get on Amazon for $9.99 as a fly squatter or
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$49.99 as a [ __ ] BDSM spanker I like how
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they still had the kid pose with the [ __ ] thing yeah yeah dressed him back
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up like his Shepherd like if it's so wrong why are they yeah
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also are you allowed to dress up like that these days the little
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kid I know what you mean that might be culturally
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appropriated yeah true or let's swing back to that later i' got something to
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add to that but uh all right yeah you reckon this is fine Luke it's fine
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yeah at what you're allow to dress up as people at what point wouldn't it be fine
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well we all know Luke's position have to add or subtract from this costume and
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for the for the listeners who can't see it it's it's a little boy in a dressing
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gown because they wore robes back then with a towel over his head held in place
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by what looks like a scrunchie mhm and he's obviously standing next to the um
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he's he's obviously meant to be sort of a middle eastern desert person yeah
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to be fair though he wouldn't be the first person to whiteash the
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Nativity can we remove the bit where I said desert oh [ __ ] forget just
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realiz that sounds horribly racist but it's not how I meant it keep it in but
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let's beep it so that people don't know what particular slur you used it didn't
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mean it like that no and none of us picked up on it either sh yeah so so in
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this all all that needs to happen is he just need L sex toy and fine yeah to be
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fair when I was a kid I mean I assumed that Jesus and everyone at that party
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was white because he was every TV show I saw yeah I I I still think a lot of
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people assume that Jesus was white yeah yeah he was not FL probably wasn't he if
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he was uh if he was white he would really stand out well actually there's
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uh there's proof that he wasn't in the Bible I tell you if he was white maybe
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maybe there's something to the whole white supremacy thing if Jesus was was
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white but I don't think he was O okay so you're coming down on a kind of Middle
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Eastern Supremacy thing are you Matt didn't expect this from you I'm just
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saying like I'm saying like I think it that would be kind of a statement if he
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showed up thank God it's not then and he was [ __ ] Pure
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White he I think he he he the hair of
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Luke that's Luke the Apostle of course yeah that's what I call Luke there is uh
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there is I just call him the opener there's there's a passage in the
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Bible where the Roman centurions come to arrest Jesus and all of the 12 are there
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and they they say to J to Judas uh which one is he and Judas of course goes and
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gives him a little kiss on the cheek instead of just pointing to him you know
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what I mean like could have just pointed or just saying it's the white guy yeah
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that's what I was going to say if there was like 11 Middle Eastern guys and one
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[ __ ] Nordic dude there then they probably would have been
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like is it him is it is it that guy which which one do you think it is you
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[ __ ] idiots yeah yeah I told you I'd bring him here I didn't realize I had to
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look I'll go up and I'll kiss him on the cheek if you still don't know and then
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you'll know and then you'll know you'll know just from that because you'll see
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my lipstick clear as day on his milky white skin yes in this in this fantasy Judas
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wears lipstick yes he's a crossdresser podcast at multipl nerd.com yeah and
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also this is the Christmas episode that's true it is the Christmas episode
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so we've got some followup on the Christmas episode because uh Matt as you
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pointed out just off air uh last year we we kind of dug into a little bit of
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Christmas trivia and uh and kind of explored how the traditional Christmas
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ballad Baby It's Cold Outside is maybe not okay maybe a little date rapy yeah
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it was on the radio all the time here last year this year not so much no not
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so much uh cuz it's banned now yeah now I don't want to say it's because of us
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and people listen to our podcast around Christmas time last year I feel like
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this always happens though I do feel like this happens a lot
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yeah but there's been some interesting criticism so of of course uh there is
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there's a lot of questionable stuff in uh in this song and we won't go over it
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because it was in last year but you know lines lines like the answer is
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know and what's in this drink you know
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yeah but the thing is it's people have pointed this out as
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well what's in this drink is not it didn't mean that back then it was just like
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no I'm getting drunk or it means like oh this is nice what is it like it it's
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people I I don't think it was nice what is I think it was more so is there
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alcohol in this I think no I don't think it actually
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day saying that this is from the article however others say it should be understood in
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the context of the day that line in particular say what's in this drink means she's up for
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it like that's that's what it it's that's what it means it's it yeah yeah
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exactly yeah within the context what it saying that yeah correct yeah yeah now
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it means is there a hypol in this not anymore are you literally drugging me
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Cosby has ever drugged my drink really no neither neither no neither but then
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why would they myself off even without you know I don't I don't need anybody's
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help I Ro my own drinks they've never needed to up for
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it I'll drink myself stupid and you can do whatever you want with me so look
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baby call outside is definitely one of those ones where even with the cultural
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context I can kind of understand why now that it's on the radio without that
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context it's maybe seen as not okay um another thing that's not okay anymore
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Rudolph the rednose reindeer yeah um why is he no longer okay that's bullying I
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think he's all right it's it's his friends or or it's the song itself and
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the films and the yeah but but that's the whole thing he gets bullied and then
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they realize oh wait he's actually awesome and yeah but they abuse him
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quite a bit before that yeah he's not allowed to join in any of their reindeer
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games yeah but the the whole I understand the whole thing was about
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bullying and how you shouldn't exclude people because they're different yeah no
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I think they're talking about the TV show uh in this case like I don't know
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about the song although the song yeah we're talking about the the stop motion
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yeah the rank B television show which I have I don't think that gets played on
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television in Australia anymore well it should cuz it's fantastic although
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apparently it's not fantastic but they are I mean yeah they're pretty mean to
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him look they are they are talking about that uh that spef specific cartoon but
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that cartoon just follows along with the song what they what they're complaining
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about is that is that Rudolph does get bullied or as they call it verbal abuse
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from his father no less Donna oh Donna's his father wow yeah apparently so yeah
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but no no but but but Luke's right this is the story of The Ugly Duckling right
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that you know everyone thinks he's different they don't trust him and then
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he proves himself and maybe you know maybe you shouldn't have to but guess
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what you [ __ ] do and then it turns out he was a swan and he his parents to
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after all no matter what you do no matter what you do you have to prove
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yourself but yeah this is all about yeah don't treat people differently because
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they might turn out to be awesome so you should yeah give people the benefit of
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Doubt type of thing or just don't do it anyway yeah don't don't be a bu even if they don't
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turn out to be awesome [ __ ] leave them Al should turn around and be like
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you know what I'm not going to pull this [ __ ] sled because [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
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and [ __ ] you
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uh what is the equivalent of a reindeer giving the finger just flashing that
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light on and off I think yeah does it say that the nose lights up
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or does it just say that it's red no it does it shines cuz he he uses
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it to light his way through had a very shiny nose yeah you're right but that
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doesn't it's not glowing like a beacon it's just shiny was Christmas Eve and it was too
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foggy and then Rudolph was like well I got this i got this bright shiny nose
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that that'll illuminate the fog and then they like all right let's do this it
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must have been like honestly if if the if you weren't looking at it through fog
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it it must have like stung the eyes because s even say Rudolph with your
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nose so bright yeah will you guide my
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sleigh tonight you stop looking me face [ __ ] bright it's I imagine it's kind
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of like if you're wearing uh night vision goggles and then you light a match in front of
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your face you know you go blind so Rudolph not okay not okay yeah I'm I'm
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still confused maybe I need to watch it again because maybe no it's just that uh
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you can't learn moral lessons from TV anymore because it's not allowed to be
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bad guys and good guys aren't allowed to be down and then up at the end everyone
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just has to be nice to each other see why do the bad guys have a scar on their
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face though oh that's true oh we have some listener feedback by the way on
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that um Nate thank you very much for running in and informing us yes let me
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uh pull up the details Scar's real name is
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taka and yes they did in fact just start calling him scar when he got a
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scar so and yet even when he became the king he wasn't like right now that I'm
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in charge go back to call name no that's what I said he does
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he he just kind of embraced his uh his scarness I think kind of like Luke
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embraced being [ __ ] being a [ __ ] after you got crippled and everyone
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started calling you [ __ ] okay so if Luke was suddenly pronounced the king
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yes he'd be king [ __ ] they would there would be some deaths but if you were suddenly
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pronounced King for some reason Luke would you demand that we stop calling you
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[ __ ] there would be a lot of Demands I don't think that would be one of them
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all right yeah so maybe it's fine what what would the first demand be
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luke the very first a Gonic yeah that actually probably would
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be the first okay what would the what would the first wish that you the second
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brought brought into law be I don't have to pay for Jin tonic
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anymore Fair okay there's a theme yeah there's a theme yeah okay Al want free
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games abolish the tax on cigarettes so you can start that again we discussed
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that the other week that's literally the only thing holding you back MH it really
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is the only reason I quit smoking is far too expensive in Australia
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mhm y I miss it still I love the smell love the smell that's weird love the
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smell not anymore and you know what I don't miss I I now look at people
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huddled behind buildings and in doorways smoking cigarettes it looks they look
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like [ __ ] losers and I don't miss being a part of that yeah well I would
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still make it look cool none of this vaping crap yeah well I agree with you there um
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before we move away from Christmas news I thought I'd bring this up this is uh
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the story of a man named Daniel Christos
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okay um who uh who is a Backpacker um who was backpacking his
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way through Africa um and as you do when you've been back in a long time usually
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you end up with quite long hair and a long beard and um this man was mistaken
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for Jesus Christ so often that he actually had to go on public African
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television and let everyone know if you see me walking through your village I'm
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a Backpacker not the Messiah honestly if it became that much
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of a deal why not just go with it yeah okay well same question Luke if people
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started mistaking you for the Messiah what would be the first thing you got
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them to do bring me a Jin and
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toy and do being a dick fair fair so
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this guy's an Australian software engineer oh yeah okay he looks like a
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software engineer cuz software Engineers do tend to have uh you know the Jesus
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the Jesus be on these days that great uh I've actually I've got a print of it
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somewhere I need to put up that comic by um The Lumberjacks by Shen yes they had
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the Lumberjack and the software engineer and now they've
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changed that's amazing I love that I love that drawing um now this guy's name is Daniel
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Kristoff so I mean Daniel Daniel does you know and that's a that's a Hebrew
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name it contains the word L which is the name of the Canaanite god Elohim uh and
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his last name is Christos I thought all to say that Greek for anointed you know
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you're not allowed to say yve ah [ __ ] damn
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bam that is our word um so he's he's already a bit
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biblical anyway I mean this article says uh Christos who ironically shares a
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surname with the Messiah I put it to you that's not irony because I mean if his
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name was Daniel Satan that that' be [Laughter]
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Iron this is a coincidence yeah that's you know it's apt if anything
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yeah but yeah Luke you're a little
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all this [ __ ] hanging off it yeah and I love that hat did you ever have the long
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hair and the beard at the same time I know you've had both but did you ever
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have them at the same time no I I would have like long hair and chops and
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mustache but never full beard yeah when I had long hair I
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couldn't grow any semblance of a beard and now that I can grow a beard but
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don't cuz it's [ __ ] hot here um I probably won't be growing my hair long
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for the same reason and and others I yeah I'm just got a bit
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of an issue with uh how my hair grows these days so I don't think it'll be
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going long anytime soon I have the same problem getting old
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sucks I'm assuming I what you guys are talking about shut up I was about to
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make fun of your height but not going to be a dick and I was I was going to make
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joke about loow hanging fruit but that would just be giving you more loow hanging
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this week uh one or two maybe yeah okay have you I have not but someone seems to
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have and I wanted to ask about it but uh no one's owning up well look I mean I I
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haven't played any of my horse and me three so if that's what you want to know
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about I can't I can't help you but if you want to know about call of cthulu uh
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then maybe we can talk doesn't interest you no I'm not familiar with it can't
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see so you've taken it see I'm guessing you've taken a A Break from Red Dead
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then I have taken a break for this weekend at least only because look I'm
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really enjoying it it's really excellent um and I get lost in there for hours
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except it suddenly occurred to me like how long do I do this for you know
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that's what that's that's what always happens to me with games I me it's it's
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incredibly repetitive I mean it's well it's there's nothing new that happens
31:44
it's just different ways of the same thing happening and uh I just I just
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don't know how how long I want to just ride the train for so just enjoy the
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story well I was and then I thought I I'll enjoy a different story for a bit
31:59
so uh listeners will remember that on the day I bought Red Dead I also bought
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call of cthulu but wanted to give Red Dead a shot first um now that I'm a
32:08
little bit bored of that I booted up Call of cthulu today all right and how
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is it look it's
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uh it's an odd game in that it's very
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simple M and maybe it gets more complicated and more layered as it goes
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on but right now it feels very simple especially after playing Red Dead and
32:31
right to the point where I feel like I'm playing a retro game you know I feel
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like I'm playing an old game like there's just one thing to do yes that's
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right there's one thing to do and once you've done it you proceed to the next
32:45
thing to do which is fine um is there one thing just calling cthulu I
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haven't you're
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on that's right um no cthulu hasn't hasn't really come into it yet um I
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think once once he comes into it that's probably the end of the game so uh we'll
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see how that goes um just from what I know of cthulu look here's the thing
33:09
it's a simple game it's a bit you know the engine is a little bit
33:13
clunky uh but [ __ ] I love HB Lovecraft
33:18
like I just I love him so much words can't express just how much I love the
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world of HP Lovecraft and and this is essentially just a HP Lovecraft book
33:29
that you walk a guy around and hear the story so I probably would like this yeah
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you would you would just don't expect it to be this nuanced gaming experience
33:42
sure but if you want to be on a [ __ ] island in the dark with a lantern and a
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lighthouse and a mystery I do want that then yeah of course you do and that yeah
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you should get it all right yeah all right I'm going to check it out well
34:00
we'll see games and I don't have a lot of time to play them these days and and
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as I like I don't want to stress this enough it's not a very good
34:09
game sure but I but I am really enjoying
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it well we mentioned Red Dead and uh I've said in the past that I really wish
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all games came out on the switch and uh there was an article this week uh this
34:22
is Nintendo said this not Rockstar but they said that the only reason we don't
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have Red Dead Redemption to on switch is just timing because they started
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developing it before the switch existed so I I find that a little hard to
34:36
believe yeah I don't and then cuz the article was like oh it's not cuz it
34:39
can't run it it's because they it didn't exist yet I think it's also because it
34:42
can't run it I don't think it I'm not sure how that would work yeah because I
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mean if it could then well you know
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change the timing too soon and yeah I
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mean the switch has um LA Noir on it
34:57
though so I mean it's not yeah but that that like yeah that's that came out in
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2010 or something yeah yeah it was a 360 game I know um
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yeah so I don't know I mean maybe they but
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the they put Wolfenstein 2 on there and Dooms on there maybe they could do it
35:18
although there's been a lot of controversy this week actually I uh I
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forgot to put this in the spreadsheet but have you seen Arc you know that dinosaur game
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y Arc came out on the switch uh and if you I don't know if you have a second
35:34
just uh Google for Arc uh switch screenshots uh and you'll see that
35:40
people are not not happy with the uh with the game to get it to run on the uh
35:46
on the the hardware they had to make some uh changes to the quality of the
35:51
game because like Ark isn't like the greatest looking game to begin with sure
35:56
I don't think anyway and if they're dumbing it down more like
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Conan looked better yeah a lot of these games they're all the same game yeah
36:07
they are but they also the the graphics are Sim because there's a lot going on yes is
36:13
MMO yeah uh yes is there a single player campaign as well or or not it's you can
36:19
play it yourself it's it's it's Conan yeah except with dinosaurs and you can
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build rafts and stuff but yeah it's the same same thing well that sounds awesome
36:29
sorry I should have put this in the spreadsheet earlier so you guys can
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check it out but yes apparently it's um it's not very good oh
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oh oh
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wow wow this is oh this is
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rough yeah that's what it looks like oh my God it gets worse the further you go
36:50
along yeah so people are uh understandably upset because yeah the
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parents or or they are spending a ton of money on this
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and uh it looks like a big
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turd yes like I guess for you guys it would be what 60 70
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bucks yeah yeah um arc's always been
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having sort of issues I remember that oh I'm pretty sure it was Arc that uh
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before they even released the full game after it came out of Early Access they
37:21
were working on the expansion that's yeah people got really mad at him about it yeah
37:28
I think part of the problem with this is they they tried to keep the game the
37:33
same like you know like they didn't want to remove any functionality and so they
37:38
had to compromise the visuals in order to get it to run that's that's but no I
37:43
think what you need to do is you need to make the switch version yes and then
37:48
maybe simplify it down a bit to make it not look like a hot
37:53
garbage yeah so yes probably not going to buy that one on on
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the switch have you play anything on the switch that you played off the switch
38:05
Skyrim for example uh Skyrim I had played on the switch and I didn't even
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notice to be honest because it's that
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was a 360 game so yeah yeah it like I did you play the Xbox One version well
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yeah yeah I have the enhanced Edition on on Xbox one I actually have it on PC as
38:25
well I don't have I don't have a PC but that's what I played originally and yep
38:30
it's I don't even notice look is
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philosophical phenomenon that refers to this because I
38:41
I feel video game Graphics have always
38:44
looked as good as they do now oh at the
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time no no it is a thing like I remember the first time I played
38:54
AVP and I thought I thought it like it just blew my [ __ ] mind like there was
39:00
this one point part where I was standing in water and I was like I can see
39:02
through the water I remember when Dave got his um what was it 3D effects card
39:09
and I saw Quake 2 and I was like holy [ __ ] well then it's not going to get any
39:13
better than this yeah that's right it always looked this good right yeah yeah
39:19
you go look at Quake 2 now yeah oh yeah and
39:23
yeah yeah no it's yeah you what you remember cuz that's that was the best
39:28
you could get back then so that's what you thought was awesome but you look at
39:31
it now and it's just yeah what the hell were we doing like look cuz every now and again
39:37
they'll try and release like um cuz Quake three Arena I used to play that to
39:41
death oh yes yes yes um you still would have release that today I don't think
39:45
it'll do that well even if they made it look nicer no yeah just a big room with
39:50
bouncy things on it you shoot at each other yeah now there's fortnite and uh
39:56
pubg WR Place yeah I I don't get don't even I remember when Doom came out Doom
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[ __ ] blew my mind I've only ever played the shareware version
40:07
really yeah well next year Doom is going
40:10
to be 25 years old and that makes me
40:14
feel very old yep and but then also for some reason I also think it it feels it
40:21
should be older sure at the same time it's Timeless I think is what you're
40:24
trying to say it's been a long [ __ ] time since we to play Doom yes well John
40:30
Romero one of the original developers of Doom uh to celebrate 25 years he's made
40:36
another bunch of maps 18 maps for it he's releasing them for free uh unless
40:42
you want to pay for it and then you get an actual boxed copy yeah like an old
40:46
school big box this looks beautiful yeah I mean I don't want this I I definitely
40:51
won't be buying this because I don't want it'sing up my house um it's a
40:55
beautiful box it contains a hard cover book with the art it it has uh it has
41:01
the game on a uh on a USB that's the
41:05
size and shape of a floppy
41:08
disc is it also a floppy disc no I don't believe so I don't think so cuz that
41:14
would be Co it's got a USB coming out of it
41:18
yeah but yeah this is [ __ ] cool 166 bucks for the uh
41:24
mhm for the big boy yeah for the big boy get a t-shirt as well and and you do you
41:30
do need to own Doom in order to play this although I'm got to say it's not
41:36
very difficult or expensive to to purchase a copy of Doom yeah I think you
41:41
can pick it up for under $5 easily I would be surprised if if it wasn't a
41:46
couple of bucks somewhere yeah look I'm going to go straight to Gog yeah I'm
41:51
going to Gog now uh do they have doom on Gog they must I'm assuming they would
41:56
Doom Doom to be ultimate Doom wow it's actually a lot more expensive than I
42:02
thought really 10 bucks well the
42:04
ultimate Doom was yeah 829 Australian oh
42:09
okay 5.99 sing 10 bucks in the yeah a lot more expensive than I
42:14
thought how how much in the US mat 10 bucks which one are you looking at
42:18
ultimate Doom ultimate Doom ultimate Doom oh $5.99 yeah $5.99 yeah I'm
42:23
probably looking at the American price actually if it's the same I was looking
42:26
at Doom 2 plus final Doom which [ __ ] Doom do I want I might go play Doom
42:31
later this week as well I need to finish that yeah you
42:35
do you do well a little bit of followup I guess in that it's tangentially
42:41
related to something we've talked about in the past uh James gun is
42:47
back kind of in the public eye I guess although people are playing up his
42:51
involvement I think in this a bit a bit much there's a new film there's a
42:55
trailer for breitburn which is a new film that he produced James gun produced
43:00
it uh he did not write or direct it uh but he is the part of it that everyone's
43:06
talking about so fair enough I guess uh this is the film that he was going to
43:12
present at ComicCon I believe when all the uh the [ __ ] went down with
43:18
Disney and it is I mean to me it looks
43:23
like Superman the story of Superman if it was a horror movie
43:28
so I am on board yeah I'm on board too this looks uh pretty great Elizabeth
43:34
Banks and uh I like Elizabeth Banks yeah her and her husband she seems so
43:39
attainable you know I know no I know that but it's like
43:46
she's she's definitely hot but also like if if you were at a party and she'd been
43:50
drinking like I'm pretty sure like if you played it right you know what I'm
43:54
saying she looked at my crotch and she winked at me that's all I'm saying
44:00
off now has one of you seen Aquaman is that why this is in here yeah saw it
44:06
yesterday you've seen it is that out I saw I knew it was out it's getting very
44:12
good reviews which is really weird to me so I'm happy to I'm happy to wait and
44:19
just not even talk about until you guys have seen it I don't know that I'm going
44:22
was going to you want me to weigh in on it I'm more than happy to yeah I think
44:27
based on what you say might determine whether I bother to see it well I don't
44:33
know if this is going to help you Matt um it's okay okay well I'm not going to
44:37
go see it then it's uh it is a solid
44:42
five out of 10 it's uh it's it's neither bad nor good there's uh there's
44:48
definitely so it's one of the better DC hands down it's probably by far the best
44:53
don't get me wrong but that is not that is not a great
44:58
yeah it's got some funny bits in it it's got some clever bits it's got some some
45:02
interesting bits but it's also got some dumb bits and some cheesy bits and some
45:07
kind of shitty um uh some shitty DC
45:12
storytelling that it's it's almost
45:14
palpable now how obvious Marvel would
45:20
have handled the same story you know what I mean like you can see how they
45:23
would have done it different you can see them trying to learn things from Marble
45:28
you know like there's um there's a bad guy in this this is very close to the
45:33
start but there's a there's a bad guy uh and and he's got like a a Revenge
45:39
narrative also he's black and it's it's it's like oh in uh in Black Panther
45:46
everyone liked it that the bad guy kind of had a really good reason for being a
45:49
bad guy let's do that and it's like nah you that's not what you
45:55
did sure okay you know what I mean yeah also there's this really funny part in
46:00
that exact same scene it's not meant to be funny and some of this movie is
46:03
genuinely funny and I will say this Jason mamar I [ __ ] I have not given
46:08
him the credit he deserves because mie would been nothing without him okay like
46:13
he obviously knows how [ __ ] it is and I think James Juan knows how [ __ ] this is
46:17
as well so you know between the two of them they they they do a good job of
46:22
something that is clearly written by a studio committee right um and a focus
46:28
group you know mhm there's this part near the start where these uh these guys
46:33
in in masks break into somewhere and uh oh [ __ ] it it's a submarine they break
46:38
into a submarine doesn't give anything away fine anyway the first guy pulls off
46:44
the mask and he's black right mhm second guy pulls off the mask also a black man
46:50
in fact they're related third guy pulls off the mask and I get that this is a
46:55
tactical thing that that black like uh Navy Seals don't have to put that black
47:00
[ __ ] on their faces that like white guys have to put on to be like more sthy but
47:06
it just seems really weird when two guys take off a mask and then the third guy
47:10
does and he's essentially in black face sure you know what I mean it's just
47:15
those little details that that's all right this is a Christmas special so
47:19
it's all about Black face this is what pit I guess I'm going to skip it um and
47:23
maybe I'll watch it on Home Video at some point you're you're you tolerate a
47:29
lot of things uh look if I could if I can put it in perspective this movie is
47:35
not quite as good as Iron Man
47:40
3 God all right like in that Iron Man 3 is a
47:46
perfectly good movie it's fine just compared to the other Iron Man movies
47:50
it's just [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah so compared actually watch my I watch my favorite M
47:57
movie today oh can we guess can we guess go for it Thor
48:02
Ragnarok yep yeah y so I actually think James Juan probably watched Thor
48:08
Ragnarok every morning before going to set because it seems to be trying to
48:12
achieve that tongue and cheek kind of retro movie making style that that did
48:17
it just doesn't quite get there and just just just misses the misses it just that
48:20
little bit just you know when you're listening to a singer singing live and
48:24
they're just under the note like just like a semitone off sure yep that's what
48:30
this is I watched the trailer for this right and it the reason I was not that
48:34
interested is is it just am I the only one who doesn't like all these massive CGI
48:41
battles this is the the worst of them all I don't understand like do people do
48:47
people like that am I the one am I the oldd one out do people like those no no
48:51
no I don't know if anyone why do they keep doing them like I don't understand
48:57
like cuz some people must like them Thor Ragnarok doesn't have that you you you'll
49:02
notice they fight a few people and it's easy to follow what's going on and it's
49:07
exciting no no no there there's at the end there's a big battle but it focuses
49:12
on the individuals more than anything else I think yeah but here's the thing
49:16
I'm bored of watching people fight in movies I don't know that sounds dumb but
49:20
like like like one of my favorite alltime movies Highlander right
49:27
a kick fight scene at the end me to tears because it's
49:34
minutes and now I'm so aware when I'm watching a movie I'm like oh my God I'm
49:39
up to 2 and A4 hours into this and they haven't even started the end fight yet
49:44
which is inevitably coming and it will go for so long I um I read on a tweet the other
49:51
day someone said they uh they bought a new TV or something and and in 4k and it's glorious
49:57
they're watching the um the breathtaking final battle uh in Black Panther and I
50:03
was like C breathtaking I thought that was like I I liked that movie a lot and
50:09
I thought the the fight at the end was garbage yeah I think the fight at the
50:13
end of every movie is garbage I like the bit before the fight and I like the bit
50:18
after the fight but the fight is just like let's just yeah people punching
50:22
people yeah unbelievable it's a computer simulation
50:30
and
50:34
withi likeing even when I think about action in movies that act that actually
50:40
excites me I think of like like Terminator 2 or uh just a [ __ ] Mad
50:46
Max Fury Road like yeah like just everybody just watch [ __ ] Fury Road
50:51
and and do that like yeah true not the same but you know what I mean like well
50:57
Matt you sent us out something interesting this week featuring uh
51:01
featuring a sword fight of
51:04
Swords oh yeah I did I did did that get
51:08
released so there's a guy on YouTube who has is
51:13
making a it's a remake of the fight between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan in A New
51:20
Hope and he made it more like you know what you think they the fight should
51:25
have been like based on the the prequels now yeah cuz the fight's actually just
51:32
you know two old guys poking each other 12 men wailing on each other yeah and
51:37
then so this this trailer which uh I I'll put the link in the in the
51:42
spreadsheet so people can see it he's I guess with CGI just completely made the
51:48
redund the scene fancy so sorry clarify there's a trailer and he said full scene
51:55
coming 12th of the 12th 18 which has passed now uh
52:00
and no it's not it's not been put up yet okay well uh let's hope it does soon
52:07
because it looked pretty good is this all CG or did he recreate did he do some
52:12
some liveaction footage as well because if it's CGI it's done incredibly well
52:16
yeah I'm not sure by the way it's done incredibly well so the trailer was posted 11 months
52:22
ago and then there was another little clip posted 7 months ago and then it
52:26
says full scene 12th of the 12th 18 but uh it is not currently
52:32
available that's come and gone yes so
52:38
come and gone is my uh is my online dating
52:42
[Laughter]
52:48
handle well that leadar news I think
52:52
we're in uh Star Wars news sorry uh sorry to our patrons who don't want Star
52:59
Wars news beg us to stop talking about Star Wars when're not going to so
53:06
there's a lot of Luke Skywalker news this week it's CU Mark Hamill's [ __ ]
53:10
trying to keep himself in the news oh my God Mark Hamill yeah he's just so
53:14
desperate to be he finally got s of good paychecks again leave him alone did you
53:19
guys hear about the unlikely friendship that Mark Hamill and Arianda Grande have
53:23
uh have struck up no seems cool I don't I don't know any of
53:30
her music and I don't know anything about her but I have seen clips of her
53:33
on like SNL and stuff that people have shown me and I'm like she seems cool
53:37
okay so and I mean Mark Hill seems cool so whatever yeah well Mark Hamill
53:43
accidentally tweeted the name of her new
53:47
album um before it was announced yeah which is called thank you
53:53
next but he obviously had no idea uh
53:58
probably who Ariana Grande was uh and that this was the name of her album so
54:03
it got it got her a lot of uh you know extra press with with a whole bunch of
54:10
people that wouldn't ordinarily have even followed his hashtag to her album
54:15
right right and then uh so then you know they became Fast Friends wonder if he's
54:19
still friends with James gun yeah they had lunch he's probably
54:23
not he's probably not saying that he is publicly James G was going to hire him that's why
54:29
they became friends so yeah he was going to put him in Guardians 3 probably not
54:32
going to happen now W yeah it's probably not up to him I guess I'd love I'd love
54:38
it if Mark Hamil like tried to get in there you know being like James gun said
54:44
we have a verbal agreement yeah I think uh I think it's
54:51
he's probably avoiding talking about James gun cuz he doesn't he's doing well
54:55
right now he doesn't want to spoil it so
54:58
yeah but uh he he's he's trolling us
55:04
again oh he sure is yeah he likes to have a lot of [ __ ] fun on the Twitter
55:09
and uh this week he uh he tweeted that
55:12
he was about to uh leak um exclusive
55:16
footage from the Star Wars trailer mhm fans went [ __ ] ape [ __ ] um and then
55:23
he posted a picture he'd taken of someone with a uh what would you call
55:27
this I guess in America you call it a trailer in Australia you call it a
55:31
caravan yeah of
55:36
Courage it's a caravan with Star Wars painted on the side [ __ ] with what a
55:41
[ __ ] with no I like him I I really want to
55:47
meet him one day he's keeping it interesting might want to hurry it up I
55:51
think we got a few more years with him yeah we'll see yeah I'm not yeah I'm not
55:56
worried that yeah it's not going to happen well I guess if Luke's not
55:58
worried I guess I shouldn't be because Luke Luke is the Oracle of all things
56:02
Celebrity Death so yes listeners if if
56:06
you do ever hear Luke predict your death be afraid mhm I'll be terrifi I gave
56:12
everyone plenty of notice about Stanley you did although the more notice you give
56:18
someone about their death the kind of less plausible the it really it really
56:23
wasn't a lot of notice it was only a couple of months he hasn't said anything
56:27
about my death yet so I'm assuming I live forever so that's good to know he's
56:31
just given a lot of notice Matt he's just no he's not mentioned it he's not
56:35
mentioned it so I think I'm good just just just yeah you you you keep thinking
56:40
that buddy what what did he oh no don't do this Luke do you think it's time that
56:47
we just wheel Matt into a corner and put a blanket over him no don't no we're not
56:52
at that stage don't even joke about it this is how this is what happens this is
56:55
how it happens don't joke about it there jokes on these podcasts that kill it's [ __ ]
57:02
dangerous Harrison Ford will be dead by the time this episode comes out the way
57:06
way Luke's going he's going to be dead before indana Jones comes out he might even be dead
57:12
now no no he's not I see him in the Afterparty oh he's there who let him in
57:18
he's in there he's mate he's allowed he's allowed in anywhere he wants before
57:22
we go in there and see him I just want to this is not this is yeah this is not
57:27
new news so I guess it's not news I guess yes is how that works um this is
57:33
from 2011 but I just stumbled upon this quote from uh Harrison Ford talking
57:39
about shy Lau um oh yeah when when Shuff
57:44
uh started saying that uh he feels he's the reason that uh Indiana Jones and the
57:50
kingdom of the Crystal Skull isn't very good he said he blames himself and
57:53
Steven Spielberg and uh when asked by enemy what Harrison Ford thinks of it he
58:00
came out and said well he's a [ __ ]
58:05
idiot I like Harrison Ford a lot I feel like he would he would be fun to hang
58:10
out with let's go buy him a drink all right I'm excited now that's all for
58:15
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