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- 0:00Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our numeberfar as we run like
- 0:05Speaker 1: the devil in our number four, the Ben Maler Show
- 0:08Speaker 1: on this Thursday, a very important day in American history,
- 0:11Speaker 1: September eleventh. Today, take a couple of minutes and man,
- 0:15Speaker 1: the years keep flying by, but wild how fast things
- 0:18Speaker 1: have moved on. But to September eleventh, to day, to
- 0:21Speaker 1: pause at least for a little bit and remember what
- 0:23Speaker 1: happened those many many years ago. But here in our
- 0:26Speaker 1: number four do you believe this was an organic apology
- 0:32Speaker 1: from Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson. He gave an apology that
- 0:35Speaker 1: Bill's fan that was playing touchy pheey with the Baltimore players. Also,
- 0:39Speaker 1: how does speak of the Bills, how does Bill's quarterback
- 0:42Speaker 1: Josh Allen mentoring Patriots quarterback Drake may taste as that
- 0:46Speaker 1: news came out of this week? And also how do
- 0:49Speaker 1: you categorize Adam Silver go basketball? Adam Silver coming out
- 0:52Speaker 1: and saying the NBA is a highlight based sport that
- 0:57Speaker 1: if you cannot afford to watch the NBA and all
- 0:59Speaker 1: the different streaming channels, we'll just watch the highlights. Just
- 1:02Speaker 1: watch the highlights. That's all you need. We'll talk about
- 1:05Speaker 1: all that and more. Right now, as away we go,
- 1:09Speaker 1: I have a wonderful Thursday. Here it is our number four.
- 1:17Speaker 1: It is a sorry party. Welcome in the beiginty of
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- 2:25Speaker 1: from the NFL and one of the stories here there's
- 2:28Speaker 1: a follow up follow up to a story we talked
- 2:30Speaker 1: about in a previous episode of the show, dateline Baltimore, Maryland.
- 2:35Speaker 1: That's where we go next, Baltimore, Maryland. Follow up. As
- 2:38Speaker 1: we said, that epic choke job fifteen point lead fourth
- 2:42Speaker 1: quarter gone as there was bad poetry in Baltimore. So
- 2:48Speaker 1: if you didn't hear the follow up to this, perhaps not.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Raven's quarterback Lamar Jackson has apologized to the to the
- 2:57Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills fan that shoved his teammate then kind of
- 3:01Speaker 1: put hands, played touchy phey with Lamar, and then Lamar retaliated.
- 3:06Speaker 1: So we have a little taste. Here's Lamar some of
- 3:09Speaker 1: what he had to say. Here, the Ravens quarterback speaking
- 3:11Speaker 1: to the assembled Baltimore media, including Sports with Coleman take
- 3:15Speaker 1: a list.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, No, I didn't try to, you know,
- 3:17Speaker 2: it just happened like I got push him, like what,
- 3:20Speaker 2: But I was like outside, I wasn't even thinking about
- 3:22Speaker 2: me being out there on the field. But my apologies
- 3:25Speaker 2: to that whoever that was.
- 3:26Speaker 1: I don't know who it was. I appotaly used to him.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Like just shit, next time, just you know, you can
- 3:30Speaker 2: talk trash and stuff, but keep your hands to yourself.
- 3:33Speaker 1: All right, there you go, keep your hands to yourself.
- 3:35Speaker 1: It was a reaction. You know, somebody touches you, you
- 3:38Speaker 1: touch them back. That's you know, somebody invades your space,
- 3:41Speaker 1: you invade them back. Now that fan, the NFL banned
- 3:44Speaker 1: that fan, your banned band. Of course, those bands are
- 3:46Speaker 1: so dumb that you can there's a lot of work arounds.
- 3:49Speaker 1: You just can't buy tickets. It's an inconvenience band, is
- 3:51Speaker 1: what it is when you get banned from a stadium.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Although the NFL does use facial recognition, it's a police
- 3:57Speaker 1: state at these NFL games. If you've been to an
- 3:59Speaker 1: NFL game, this has been for years.
- 4:00Speaker 3: There.
- 4:00Speaker 1: They hire these old FBI guys and they put the
- 4:04Speaker 1: facial recognition to go to a football game. Anyway, let
- 4:07Speaker 1: us discuss the question. Do you believe that this was
- 4:12Speaker 1: an organic apology by the Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson. That
- 4:17Speaker 1: is the question. So I've gotten main character Pepsi and
- 4:21Speaker 1: Jimmy Johns, and we will combine all of these things
- 4:25Speaker 1: together and we are going to make the gobbagool. We're
- 4:27Speaker 1: gonna make the gobbagool. Now, to lead off, this apology
- 4:32Speaker 1: by Lamar Jackson was as organic as Kellogg's fruit loops.
- 4:38Speaker 1: It was that organic. And it's more likely than not,
- 4:42Speaker 1: more likely than not, that Lamar Jackson was advised to apologize.
- 4:47Speaker 1: He doesn't really have his people. His mom runs the show.
- 4:51Speaker 1: The apology tour likely was inevitable, and it was arranged
- 4:55Speaker 1: by some pr person for the Baltimore football team, and
- 4:59Speaker 1: it came in like Vince McMahon with the headset on, screaming,
- 5:04Speaker 1: say sorry, say sorry now. Lamart didn't wake up. I'm
- 5:08Speaker 1: pretty sure he did not wake up in the morning
- 5:11Speaker 1: this week and say, you know, goble the gee, I
- 5:14Speaker 1: really feel bad for that Buffalo Bill's fan that was
- 5:17Speaker 1: touching everybody, that slob in the red jersey. I shouldn't
- 5:20Speaker 1: say I'm sorry to that guy. No. Again, more likely
- 5:24Speaker 1: than not, he was forced into that apology. The league
- 5:27Speaker 1: does not want bad optics. They want those bad optics
- 5:31Speaker 1: to go away and all that stuff, God forbid. The
- 5:34Speaker 1: quarterback actually stands up for himself. And it's the main
- 5:40Speaker 1: character syndrome goofball in the crowd that thinks it's their
- 5:45Speaker 1: moment to go viral. That's what a lot of this
- 5:46Speaker 1: stuff that's been happening recently is all about. It's all
- 5:50Speaker 1: about not fifteen minutes of fame. It's viral fame that
- 5:56Speaker 1: lasts sometimes just minutes, less than fifteen, like three or
- 6:00Speaker 1: four minute that's it. Occasionally get a day out of it,
- 6:03Speaker 1: you know, the fian They don't just want to watch
- 6:06Speaker 1: the show. You want to be the show. A lot
- 6:10Speaker 1: of these dopes and it's like the Professional Wrestling World
- 6:13Speaker 1: back what it was called the WWF million years ago.
- 6:15Speaker 1: You'd have the late Great Haul Cogan in the ring,
- 6:18Speaker 1: the late Great Andrea the Giant across from him, and
- 6:21Speaker 1: some wanna be dabbroni from the stands would try to
- 6:24Speaker 1: jump into the action, thinking they were part of the story,
- 6:26Speaker 1: and then Haul Cogan would toss them like a sack
- 6:28Speaker 1: of potatoes or a chair. Of course, I later learned
- 6:31Speaker 1: as an adult that was all staged. But it's like,
- 6:33Speaker 1: you know, you know, look at me. I touched DeAndre
- 6:36Speaker 1: hopkins helmet that Bill's fan was saying, and then Lamar
- 6:39Speaker 1: Jackson's helmet. That's a daily double right there. And they
- 6:44Speaker 1: want to be in the highlight package. They want the
- 6:47Speaker 1: quote tweets and the comments section, the win, the algorithm
- 6:51Speaker 1: boost and all that stuff. For a lot of us,
- 6:54Speaker 1: it's rather pathetic. But in the game right in the game.
- 6:59Speaker 1: On about ten minutes later, another member of the Bill's
- 7:04Speaker 1: mafia tossed a frozen I believe it was a frozen
- 7:08Speaker 1: water bottle if I read correctly the direction of Derek Henry.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Almost it almost got smoked or I guess iced by
- 7:15Speaker 1: a frozen water bottle. Now a frozen water bottle could
- 7:18Speaker 1: actually do some damage. A frozen water bottle. It's like
- 7:22Speaker 1: a brick so and it's not Monday Night Raw. This
- 7:26Speaker 1: sounds like Monday Night Raw. It's not fan participation night.
- 7:29Speaker 1: It's keep your hands and you're junk to yourself. The
- 7:32Speaker 1: whole thing does. It does have that feel like wrestling again,
- 7:36Speaker 1: like a wrestling fan being worked up into a lather
- 7:40Speaker 1: and foaming at the mouth waiting for their queue. They're
- 7:43Speaker 1: not satisfied being in the cheap seats. They want to
- 7:46Speaker 1: jump the barricade and make themselves the heel or the hero,
- 7:51Speaker 1: like one or the other. And it's theater, except the
- 7:54Speaker 1: guys on the field. The guys on the field aren't actors.
- 7:58Speaker 1: They're trying to play football while dodging, in this case
- 8:02Speaker 1: at least one projectile, because God forbid, the player looks bad.
- 8:07Speaker 1: When the fans of the one acting like they're at
- 8:09Speaker 1: WrestleMania three, just like, what are you doing? It's a
- 8:14Speaker 1: bad job by you. I will point out though that
- 8:17Speaker 1: boots on the ground. We have sources that may or
- 8:21Speaker 1: may not be related to the show, friends of the
- 8:23Speaker 1: show in Baltimore who are pointed out that Lamar Jackson
- 8:27Speaker 1: the apology. He did obviously apologize, but Lamar's apology some
- 8:33Speaker 1: details here happened when asked, I don't think anyone is
- 8:38Speaker 1: anything is going to happen from it. And he talked
- 8:43Speaker 1: about his poopy moment yesterday as well. There was that
- 8:48Speaker 1: that as well. All right, now, furthermore, we go to
- 8:50Speaker 1: Buffalo where there was an interesting comment made by the
- 8:53Speaker 1: quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, Josh Allen. Bill's quarterback Josh Allen.
- 8:58Speaker 1: He said this week that he has taken in a
- 9:01Speaker 1: protege under his wings. So who is the protege? That
- 9:05Speaker 1: would be none other than Patriots quarterback Drake May. Say
- 9:10Speaker 1: what so, Alan claims that he spent some time this
- 9:14Speaker 1: offseason with Drake May and that he's quote a great kid.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Bright can spin it all that blah blah blah blah
- 9:22Speaker 1: blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Now this one
- 9:26Speaker 1: you don't need me to spell it out for it's
- 9:28Speaker 1: kind of clear. These are two quarterbacks that are plausibly rivals.
- 9:32Speaker 1: They're not on the same level of their career, but
- 9:34Speaker 1: they are in the same division. They do, we think,
- 9:39Speaker 1: compete against each other a couple times a year. So
- 9:42Speaker 1: let us discuss the question, how does Bill's quarterback Josh
- 9:45Speaker 1: Allen essentially saying that he's a bit of a mentor,
- 9:49Speaker 1: a bit of a mentor for Patriots quarterback Drake May
- 9:52Speaker 1: how does that taste? So it tastes like boiled broccoli
- 9:58Speaker 1: and it's not good, well, like something that escaped from
- 10:01Speaker 1: a science lab. Now, bad job by the Bills quarterback
- 10:04Speaker 1: Josh Allen, who I believe is a three hundred million
- 10:08Speaker 1: dollar guys got one of those three hundred million dollar contracts.
- 10:11Speaker 1: He is the face of the Buffalo football team, supposed
- 10:14Speaker 1: to be the alpha, the alpha wolf, the alpha wolf
- 10:17Speaker 1: not running a summer camp for divisional quarterbacks like the
- 10:22Speaker 1: Patriots quarterback here, it's a kin. If you were the
- 10:26Speaker 1: CEO of PEPSI and I realized not a lot of
- 10:31Speaker 1: people these days drink pop or soda or whatever. But
- 10:34Speaker 1: if you're the CEO of PEPSI teaching someone from COPE
- 10:39Speaker 1: who's like an intern, not an executive, but an intern,
- 10:42Speaker 1: how do you mix your syrups? What are the ingredients
- 10:45Speaker 1: in there? What's the mix? Well, wait, you shouldn't be
- 10:48Speaker 1: doing that because you don't work for our company. Your
- 10:51Speaker 1: arrival and then Josh Allens are, well, he's a good
- 10:54Speaker 1: guy and all that. Well, I would say, again, I'm
- 10:57Speaker 1: not a Bills fan or a Patriots fan, but this
- 10:59Speaker 1: is not good guye territory. It's corporate espionage, is what
- 11:03Speaker 1: it is. And the thing that's interesting, and these things
- 11:06Speaker 1: happen from time to time, is I do an overnight
- 11:10Speaker 1: radio show. I have a non compete clause in my contract.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I just signed a new deal with Fox Sports Radio
- 11:15Speaker 1: not that long ago. There's a non compete clause. There's
- 11:17Speaker 1: all kinds of legal language that's some corporate weasel lawyer
- 11:20Speaker 1: put in there. So I have doing an overnight show
- 11:24Speaker 1: a non compete clause. You're telling me that the quarterback
- 11:27Speaker 1: that signs the three hundred million dollars contract does not
- 11:29Speaker 1: have a non compete clause. It just seems like a
- 11:32Speaker 1: terrible look. And they love to sell the competition, the illusion,
- 11:37Speaker 1: the illusion of competition, that it's all the blood, sweat, tears, rivalries,
- 11:41Speaker 1: all that stuff. But things like this lead you to
- 11:44Speaker 1: believe it's really Kabooki theater. It's what it is behind
- 11:47Speaker 1: the scenes. It's kabuki theater. That's it. It's it's like
- 11:51Speaker 1: Starbucks franchising. It's like every quarterback is in the same group.
- 11:57Speaker 1: They work for Starbucks Corporate, and they go to the
- 12:00Speaker 1: same country club. They end up patting each other on
- 12:04Speaker 1: the back, and that boy and all that. They sip
- 12:08Speaker 1: the same Arnold Palmers at the driving range, and that's
- 12:11Speaker 1: just how they roll. And so Josh Allen mentoring Drake
- 12:16Speaker 1: May is the sporting equivalent of McDonald saying, you know
- 12:21Speaker 1: that nobody's really eating at Burger King these days, why
- 12:23Speaker 1: don't we help burger King out And we'll work together
- 12:26Speaker 1: and we'll have a flame broil a whopper and we'll
- 12:30Speaker 1: maybe we'll serve those and help burger King out. At McDonald's,
- 12:33Speaker 1: we'll serve some whoppers. But it's not exactly the mamba
- 12:36Speaker 1: mentality that some of these guys love to claim, the
- 12:38Speaker 1: mamba mentality. It's more mister Rogers neighbor. Won't you be
- 12:43Speaker 1: my neighbor? All right? Now, last thing, I love this story.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Then generally I try to avoid talking too much NBA
- 12:50Speaker 1: because I want people to listen. This is a good story. Though,
- 12:53Speaker 1: this good story, we go where the news of the
- 12:55Speaker 1: day takes us. We go to the NBA where half man,
- 12:58Speaker 1: half lizard person Commissioner Adam Silver, the Great Adam Silver
- 13:03Speaker 1: has a message. Now he did this media event in
- 13:07Speaker 1: the NBA headquarters, had league meetings or whatever. So they
- 13:11Speaker 1: got together and Adam Silver has a message to the
- 13:14Speaker 1: fans who are concerned because in order to watch the
- 13:18Speaker 1: NBA product, I really do not want to exaggerate this
- 13:21Speaker 1: because I want to be fair to the NBA, do
- 13:23Speaker 1: not want to be unfair. In order to properly watch
- 13:26Speaker 1: all the NBA games you can possibly watch, you need
- 13:29Speaker 1: to have seventy eight streaming services. Roughly. I might be
- 13:34Speaker 1: low on that. I might be low on that. So anyway,
- 13:37Speaker 1: Silver has a message to those that may be concerned
- 13:40Speaker 1: because the economies, the raisers are not there at they
- 13:44Speaker 1: stiver can radio and the price of everything goes up
- 13:48Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So Silver said, good news for
- 13:52Speaker 1: those of you that are either not going to pay
- 13:54Speaker 1: the money or can't afford to pay the money for
- 13:56Speaker 1: all the various streaming services the NBA has moved their
- 13:58Speaker 1: product to this year. Silver said, you can still watch
- 14:02Speaker 1: highlights for free on Instagram, TikTok, he said, Twitter, and YouTube. Yeah.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Calling the NBA a highlight sport, he said, a highlight
- 14:17Speaker 1: sport is how he said. He said it. So question,
- 14:21Speaker 1: how do you categorize Adam Silver coming out and saying
- 14:25Speaker 1: that the NBA is a highlight based sport and if
- 14:28Speaker 1: you cannot afford to pay for the streaming, it's okay,
- 14:32Speaker 1: just watch the highlights. This is in my folder. I
- 14:37Speaker 1: put this in the Epic Fail folder. I wrote down
- 14:41Speaker 1: epic fail. Adam said, but this is what the NBA
- 14:44Speaker 1: has been. Funny. One of the reasons they put a
- 14:47Speaker 1: war on load management, which they're still losing, is because
- 14:50Speaker 1: people have stopped paying attention to the regular season product.
- 14:54Speaker 1: They don't watch the regular season like they used to
- 14:56Speaker 1: watch it. And it's not because well, people's taste, it's
- 15:00Speaker 1: because the players didn't compete. They didn't give a crap.
- 15:03Speaker 1: They they're lazy. And it's not just NBA players, it's
- 15:07Speaker 1: in a lot of these sports, because there's a bunch
- 15:09Speaker 1: of nerds that came into sports and they claim to
- 15:12Speaker 1: be really smart. They're from ivy League schools, and well,
- 15:15Speaker 1: you shouldn't really play this many games in a row.
- 15:17Speaker 1: You could get a boo boo. And then the player's like, Okay,
- 15:19Speaker 1: I don't I get paid the same money and I
- 15:21Speaker 1: don't have to play, so I get paid the same
- 15:23Speaker 1: amount I do less work. Okay, that seems good. You're smart.
- 15:26Speaker 1: I'll do that. Why not? So the NBA has been
- 15:28Speaker 1: fighting that for a fair amount of time. They've been
- 15:32Speaker 1: fighting that, and here's Adam Silver essentially giving a concession speech.
- 15:39Speaker 1: I gotta protect the bitcoin I'm getting from the streaming service.
- 15:43Speaker 1: He's essentially telling you you don't need to watch the games.
- 15:46Speaker 1: The product's not worth watching. Just scroll TikTok or go
- 15:49Speaker 1: on Instagram and that's it. Go to the House of Highlights.
- 15:52Speaker 1: You're in good shape. What a disaster like? Seriously, like,
- 15:56Speaker 1: if you imagine Roger Goodell saying, don't bother watching the
- 15:59Speaker 1: NFL on Sunday, don't We'll send out some clips online.
- 16:03Speaker 1: That's all you need to say. No, No, you're the commissioner,
- 16:07Speaker 1: your job plausibly is to sell that the product is good,
- 16:12Speaker 1: the food is fresh. You're gonna want to eat the food,
- 16:15Speaker 1: not some twelve second video clip. That's not what you're
- 16:18Speaker 1: gonna want. You're gonna want to eat the meal. You think.
- 16:21Speaker 1: I don't go to old school. There's a guy named
- 16:22Speaker 1: David Stern who was a hard oh hardline old school commissioner,
- 16:27Speaker 1: the last one the NBA will have ever had. He
- 16:30Speaker 1: would not have tolerated this. David Stern knew right away
- 16:35Speaker 1: when Greg Popovich, that weasel in San Antonio, practiced load management.
- 16:39Speaker 1: He knew right away that this was going to kill
- 16:41Speaker 1: the sport, and he attempted to nip it in the bud.
- 16:45Speaker 1: He was then eventually replaced by Adam Silver, and the
- 16:48Speaker 1: disease spread throughout the product, and that's under Adam Silver,
- 16:53Speaker 1: that's on his resume. David Stern knew right away we
- 16:56Speaker 1: gotta stop it. So the point of this is get
- 16:58Speaker 1: to the point, please that David Stern would have chewed
- 17:01Speaker 1: everyone's ass out and yelled at them for even thinking
- 17:04Speaker 1: that it's a good idea to recommend just watch the highlights,
- 17:07Speaker 1: don't watch the game. Just watch the highlights, don't watch
- 17:09Speaker 1: the game. Adam Silver must be getting marketing advice from
- 17:13Speaker 1: the people over at Jimmy Johns, the gourmet sandwich shop,
- 17:16Speaker 1: because every one of these Jimmy Johns I've been by,
- 17:18Speaker 1: they have that sign in the window, the neon sign
- 17:20Speaker 1: that says free smells. Yeah, don't buy the sandwich. The
- 17:25Speaker 1: smells are free smells good. Yeah. That's like a catchy
- 17:30Speaker 1: marketing slogan. Or if it's the other anawg, you would
- 17:33Speaker 1: be like if you're Warner Brothers and you've got this
- 17:36Speaker 1: new blockbuster movie that's coming out for the holidays, and
- 17:39Speaker 1: you say, hey, listen, you can't afford to go to
- 17:41Speaker 1: the movies because it's too expensive. Don't worry about it.
- 17:45Speaker 1: You can't afford popcorn. It's okay, we'll just put the
- 17:48Speaker 1: trailer on YouTube. Just watch the trailer. You're good to
- 17:50Speaker 1: go free. Okay, So I don't need to watch the movie.
- 17:52Speaker 1: I just need to watch the trailer. Well yeah, we're
- 17:54Speaker 1: saying that, Well I want what I want to watch
- 17:55Speaker 1: the movie, or you don't need to watch the movie.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Just watch the trailer. All the good parts are in
- 17:58Speaker 1: the trailer. That's all you need to see. Now. We
- 17:59Speaker 1: all hate having like the hard sell shoved in our faces.
- 18:05Speaker 1: I would assume you're like me, and yet without like
- 18:09Speaker 1: the whole marketing thing like it just it's like you
- 18:12Speaker 1: don't need it, and you know you shouldn't want it.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Just watch the highlights and all that stuff. It's it's
- 18:19Speaker 1: just odd to me and I'm not in there. It
- 18:21Speaker 1: seems like self sabotage, a sabatur adam silver. It's like
- 18:27Speaker 1: you make peanuts. That's the other part is I've had
- 18:29Speaker 1: many conversations with friends of mine that work in the
- 18:31Speaker 1: media business, like and this is an uncomfortable truth that
- 18:36Speaker 1: despite all of the popularity of social media, it is
- 18:40Speaker 1: the wild wild West where there is so much fraud
- 18:45Speaker 1: going on with podcast downloads, YouTube views that at some
- 18:51Speaker 1: point they'll figure out how to catch that and there'll
- 18:55Speaker 1: be a lot of people, a lot of people that
- 18:59Speaker 1: you'll realize think they have a big following that really
- 19:02Speaker 1: don't because they've been buying followers and they've been buying
- 19:06Speaker 1: views and likes and all that stuff. It really is
- 19:09Speaker 1: the wild wide West. I mean, there's been some TV
- 19:11Speaker 1: shows that have been put on television with internet people,
- 19:17Speaker 1: very big stars on Internet. No one watches them, and
- 19:19Speaker 1: it leads you to believe that it's because they don't
- 19:22Speaker 1: actually have that big a following. There have been some
- 19:25Speaker 1: people that have been very famous online music stars on
- 19:28Speaker 1: like TikTok. I have a lot of people that will
- 19:31Speaker 1: listen to their music plausibly on TikTok and then they'll
- 19:33Speaker 1: go out and perform and no one buys tickets because
- 19:37Speaker 1: it's all fake. And there's billions of dollars that are
- 19:41Speaker 1: being spent in that space by major American companies and
- 19:46Speaker 1: global companies that are getting absolutely bamboozled. And here's Adam Silver, like,
- 19:51Speaker 1: just watch the clips that don't watch the games. That's
- 19:54Speaker 1: even though they make their money from people watching the games.
- 19:57Speaker 1: That's how they make them money anyway. So just do
- 19:59Speaker 1: the clip farming. That's all you need. Okay. So the
- 20:02Speaker 1: commissioner of the NBA just admitted the product is clip farming.
- 20:06Speaker 1: That's the product. Okay, sounds good to me. It is
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- 22:42Speaker 4: Well, do you have a gambling problem?
- 22:45Speaker 1: Now, remember it's only a gambling problem if you lose.
- 22:48Speaker 1: If you win, it is not a gambling problem. If
- 22:50Speaker 1: you win, it is not a gambling problem. Yes, it's
- 22:55Speaker 1: And also the gambling houses they don't care if you lose.
- 23:00Speaker 1: If you win a lot, it becomes a bit of
- 23:02Speaker 1: a becomes a bit of a problem. But I'm just
- 23:04Speaker 1: just merely pointing that out. Anyway, It is the Ben
- 23:08Speaker 1: Mather Show, as we are settling in, settling in for
- 23:12Speaker 1: the good old times here on this early early Thursday morning.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Later this hour, we will have a thrilling fact or
- 23:22Speaker 1: fiction that is not that far away with the haven't
- 23:24Speaker 1: taken a call in a while, a little attack by
- 23:26Speaker 1: the grim. Let's go all the phones and we'll say
- 23:29Speaker 1: hello to Eenie Meenie, miney moll. Let's say load to
- 23:32Speaker 1: Jed who fled who's in the Sunshine State? Hello, Jed? Welcome?
- 23:37Speaker 6: Sure think back to the to the Morgue scene. There
- 23:40Speaker 6: men in black agent j touches that dude, dear Adam
- 23:43Speaker 6: Silver is what they call it.
- 23:44Speaker 7: An archillian.
- 23:45Speaker 6: He's an archillian of the Archillian race, and if he
- 23:48Speaker 6: touched it there, he says something like the NBA's future is.
- 23:51Speaker 3: In China's hands.
- 23:53Speaker 6: This guy doesn't know anything about marketing. He obviously knows
- 23:57Speaker 6: something about what the americanos does with regards to seemed
- 24:00Speaker 6: to him, so he went with the opposite, He said,
- 24:02Speaker 6: the outosite of what he really wants people to do,
- 24:04Speaker 6: because just looking at that guy, if he was like
- 24:07Speaker 6: your house on fire and you don't need to go
- 24:08Speaker 6: in there, you're die, I would probably run into my
- 24:10Speaker 6: burning house because he is untrustworth. You're looking. He is
- 24:13Speaker 6: evil looking, and I know evil if you real I've
- 24:16Speaker 6: made up and down the alleys of evil, and that
- 24:18Speaker 6: guy scares me. He scared me, scares everybody. He scares
- 24:22Speaker 6: the Chinese people, and that's why they sucking.
- 24:23Speaker 8: Up the NBA.
- 24:24Speaker 6: Nobody like the NBA. China say they like the NBA. Dude,
- 24:27Speaker 6: they can't touch them.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I've never been to China. I don't know. I saw
- 24:31Speaker 1: that Lebron had a fake op ed or something like that.
- 24:33Speaker 1: He didn't write it, but they claimed he wrote it
- 24:35Speaker 1: or something like that. I saw that headline. I didn't
- 24:37Speaker 1: read too deep into that though I didn't go too
- 24:39Speaker 1: deep on that. But anyway, thank.
- 24:42Speaker 8: You for that. I can do that.
- 24:46Speaker 6: I can just I'll tell you this though, I'm not
- 24:48Speaker 6: let No, I'm not doing please you.
- 24:50Speaker 1: We're done. I was I was moving on. I thought
- 24:52Speaker 1: you were doing.
- 24:52Speaker 6: And I'm not a fake.
- 24:53Speaker 9: Don't stick me in a vampire's heart.
- 24:54Speaker 6: Don't stick a fork in me.
- 24:55Speaker 7: I'm not letting.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Dude.
- 24:56Speaker 6: All my friends had military fathers. And the third PPE
- 24:59Speaker 6: coach Gray's like, oh, y'all think it's funny to because
- 25:01Speaker 6: your god.
- 25:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:04Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, it's not all right.
- 25:10Speaker 1: I gotta go. I can't get rid of you. I
- 25:12Speaker 1: don't thank you. Let's go to Mike the Leprechaun is
- 25:16Speaker 1: in the state of Massachusetts somewhere. I don't know how well,
- 25:20Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun welcome.
- 25:23Speaker 3: You can't get rid of me either, huh.
- 25:25Speaker 1: I know, well, we got rid of the gremlins, but
- 25:27Speaker 1: we we traded the gremlins for a leprechaun and for
- 25:32Speaker 1: Jed who fled.
- 25:34Speaker 3: Yes, So there's a conspiracy theory out there that the chickens,
- 25:38Speaker 3: or the leprechauns, or maybe Blind Scott's caused the Gremlins
- 25:42Speaker 3: or maybe Rothy o'donalds who list in Irelands.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I know that. Where where is that?
- 25:49Speaker 1: Where can I read about that? Where's that? On the conspiracy?
- 25:51Speaker 9: I don't know o Donald?
- 25:53Speaker 3: She moved to Ireland because she's sick of America. Anyway,
- 25:56Speaker 3: you have a new caller from Manhattan, Stee from Manhattan.
- 25:59Speaker 3: He was brilliant.
- 26:00Speaker 1: He's not new, and he's not brilliant. Don't encourage him.
- 26:03Speaker 1: He's called. He calls every once in a while, and
- 26:07Speaker 1: he's a professional radio caller, is what he is.
- 26:10Speaker 3: Yes, so on nine to eleven. It was one of
- 26:13Speaker 3: my first jobs in America back in two thousand and eleven, No, no,
- 26:17Speaker 3: two thousand and one. I guess I was up for
- 26:20Speaker 3: ahead of an hour. Every class was an hour, So
- 26:23Speaker 3: I would in the morning go for a jog around
- 26:25Speaker 3: Boston College from back to have a shower, and all
- 26:28Speaker 3: of a sudden, I'm looking at my phone at the time,
- 26:31Speaker 3: and anyway, that's where I was. And I've been to
- 26:35Speaker 3: China twice.
- 26:36Speaker 8: Hong Kong.
- 26:38Speaker 3: You know the spitting incidents, right, Yeah, a football beyer.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Yeah, so in Hong Kong, I might have talked about it.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Yes, you did talk about it in China. In Hong Kong,
- 26:51Speaker 3: the Mainlanders come over there to gamble and buy the
- 26:54Speaker 3: fancy stuff. If you speak and you're hot spitting, you
- 26:58Speaker 3: get a massive fine.
- 27:00Speaker 1: And well, I find fifty seven thousand dollars fun. You
- 27:04Speaker 1: would like to do a song?
- 27:06Speaker 3: Not in Hong Kong.
- 27:10Speaker 1: All right, I know in some countries they probably cut
- 27:12Speaker 1: off your thumb. What do you want? I go ahead,
- 27:14Speaker 1: just uh one minute? Here you go go ahead, Here
- 27:18Speaker 1: we go sing sing.
- 27:20Speaker 8: People are strange, even Lorena Marcella is awful. Thank God,
- 27:26Speaker 8: see's alone. Five God is weird.
- 27:31Speaker 3: I'm saying, blank, God, it is weird.
- 27:35Speaker 6: Stop the timers.
- 27:36Speaker 3: See so I wanted.
- 27:38Speaker 8: All that he does is bring people down. They are strange.
- 27:42Speaker 8: Marcella and my daughter strange. No one remembers their names
- 27:48Speaker 8: when they're stray, when you're strained.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, that's horrible. Go away, I'm
- 27:55Speaker 1: hanging up on you.
- 27:55Speaker 9: Even make it a minute.
- 27:57Speaker 1: That was That was terrible. All right. Let's go back
- 28:00Speaker 1: to the phones and says here that there's a guy
- 28:03Speaker 1: casing a golden ticket. Let's go to the caller cashing
- 28:06Speaker 1: a golden ticket. Hello, call hey, Jed who fled again? Really,
- 28:18Speaker 1: you were just on the second again.
- 28:20Speaker 6: It's Ben Malice, It's by Scott, it's their collaboration, it's
- 28:24Speaker 6: it's the beautiful census.
- 28:26Speaker 4: It is there.
- 28:26Speaker 6: I just want to call him, say, can I please
- 28:28Speaker 6: please follow the leprechauns now by comparison, I need to
- 28:32Speaker 6: be asked for the Leprecaun and I'll be on the
- 28:33Speaker 6: Mount Rushmore of human intelligence.
- 28:38Speaker 1: So you're you're, well, yeah, that's like when you go out.
- 28:41Speaker 1: You want to go out with the ugly people because
- 28:43Speaker 1: then you look better. You want to you always want
- 28:45Speaker 1: to be able to.
- 28:45Speaker 6: Oh the Gremlins take you out next time. I think
- 28:48Speaker 6: I've earned that. But I'm getting blessed. I'll probably never
- 28:50Speaker 6: be there.
- 28:51Speaker 3: You know.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Now, Madden did the play, so we think we should
- 28:55Speaker 1: we should just we should just go to you and
- 28:57Speaker 1: then you would just rant and rave. Right, We'll just
- 28:59Speaker 1: go to you and then you'll do the show.
- 29:01Speaker 6: I'll do whatever it takes to make Ben Mallard number
- 29:04Speaker 6: two come on the air with me, because the first
- 29:05Speaker 6: Ben Mallor on the first goal was on a period
- 29:07Speaker 6: Bin Mallak. I like this guy, dude, I like this
- 29:10Speaker 6: guy again. I got to follow the liver Guns following
- 29:12Speaker 6: deliver guns.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Are you are you saying that that you said the
- 29:16Speaker 1: name Ben Mallek, that he has multiple personalities?
- 29:19Speaker 6: Is that what you're saying, mister Livergun you make on
- 29:23Speaker 6: Michaels bike, us Sons the ball the dumber Ben Malah
- 29:29Speaker 6: got me on the radio.
- 29:32Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
- 29:34Speaker 1: thank you. I you use your golden wonderful use of
- 29:37Speaker 1: a golden ticket right there.
- 29:38Speaker 10: I was like two seconds away, literally a millisecond away
- 29:42Speaker 10: from doing the live read when the when the Gremlins
- 29:46Speaker 10: had attacked.
- 29:47Speaker 1: That would have been awesome. I love that, and I
- 29:49Speaker 1: was at the time we had remember we had you
- 29:51Speaker 1: do an update one time when we have live updates overnight,
- 29:55Speaker 1: but he whacked Eddy and we had you do an update.
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- 29:58Speaker 10: Yeah, that didn't go about and this would have gone
- 30:01Speaker 10: well either I was about to do the wrong live
- 30:03Speaker 10: read and then which one were you going to do?
- 30:06Speaker 10: I was gonna do the uh, I was gonna do
- 30:08Speaker 10: DraftKings when it was supposed to be expressed.
- 30:12Speaker 1: We have a log here and you're supposed to read
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- 30:18Speaker 1: upsets and then they bother you during the day when
- 30:21Speaker 1: you're just trying to live your life and you say,
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- 30:26Speaker 1: me at three in the morning let me know what
- 30:28Speaker 1: I did wrong. I mean that's when I'm working. So anyway,
- 30:31Speaker 1: uh so poking the Brownies, it's the Baltimore Ravens have
- 30:35Speaker 1: planned a thirtieth anniversary celebration before the They say they
- 30:41Speaker 1: planned this before the Browns were the scheduled opponent. Now,
- 30:44Speaker 1: if you know the history of the Baltimore Ravens, they
- 30:47Speaker 1: are the old Cleveland Browns. So people in Cleveland are
- 30:51Speaker 1: so most are the up and arms and all this stuff.
- 30:54Speaker 1: But the Ravens are celebrating their thirtieth anniversary in the
- 30:57Speaker 1: Charm City during their but it's their home opening this weekend.
- 31:00Speaker 1: And there's some bad blood because the Ravens were owned
- 31:05Speaker 1: by Art Modell and rebranded the team, and so there's
- 31:11Speaker 1: people like you just you shouldn't be doing this and
- 31:13Speaker 1: all this what's wrong with you? I think it's pretty funny. Actually,
- 31:16Speaker 1: I think it's pretty funny that they're doing this. And
- 31:18Speaker 1: it shows you the level of incompetence of the new
- 31:21Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns that they're so hurt by this. How many
- 31:25Speaker 1: years have they had top five picks in the NFL draft,
- 31:28Speaker 1: top ten picks in the draft and they can't put
- 31:31Speaker 1: a competitive team on the field to save their life.
- 31:33Speaker 1: It's it's and so they're upset with the raven You
- 31:35Speaker 1: should be upset it yourself, not the Ravens. Let's go
- 31:39Speaker 1: back to the phones, Dick and Dayton. Speaking of that,
- 31:42Speaker 1: we'll see if he's offended. Hello, Dick and Dayton. Welcome Dick,
- 31:46Speaker 1: good morning. How are you the legendary Dick and Dayton,
- 31:51Speaker 1: musician and entertainer, one of the great stars of talk radio,
- 31:55Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton.
- 31:57Speaker 7: Well, guess what news at the news?
- 32:02Speaker 1: All right, breaking news lorata from Dick and Dayton, Big news, bigger,
- 32:07Speaker 1: here we go, big old, breaking news from Fox Sports.
- 32:18Speaker 7: I was in the Talent show down here with uh
- 32:22Speaker 7: oh was Heather Derek Tray And they had about seven
- 32:27Speaker 7: performances and I got to play three songs under you
- 32:31Speaker 7: and I want a little trophy that said best they
- 32:36Speaker 7: and Joe player. How about that?
- 32:38Speaker 8: Oh?
- 32:38Speaker 1: Look, at that. Well, that's out saying a good job
- 32:42Speaker 1: by you, Dick. You're the king of the banjo.
- 32:45Speaker 7: Well, I thought the Browns looked a little better Sunday,
- 32:51Speaker 7: but the Metal mistakes. They need a new kicker and
- 32:54Speaker 7: they're going to have to play a little bit better
- 32:56Speaker 7: because I couldn't even get on the show with Titus.
- 33:00Speaker 7: And yes, you know last week.
- 33:02Speaker 1: It was so missy, but you're bothered by that. I
- 33:04Speaker 1: understand there. So now they're big underdogs, biggest underdog on
- 33:08Speaker 1: the board. I know you're not a gambler here, but
- 33:11Speaker 1: what do you think going into Baltimore the home opener
- 33:14Speaker 1: for the Ravens, the old Browns versus the new Browns.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Let's get the pick right now, Dick and Dayton. Go ahead.
- 33:20Speaker 7: I give a score. I'm hoping to win, but I
- 33:24Speaker 7: think the Browns will win. In the last minute, They'll
- 33:29Speaker 7: get a wow.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Browns are upset game. That's a massive upset Browns. Send
- 33:35Speaker 1: that out, Coop. The Browns are upsetting the Ravens on Sunday.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Holy crap, that is amazing. You've done it yet again, Dick,
- 33:43Speaker 1: yet again. You you never failed to get the job done.
- 33:47Speaker 1: You never give me a little taste of that Dick.
- 33:49Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. He always he always rises on the occasion.
- 33:52Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about him. He's amazing.
- 33:54Speaker 1: So all right, thank you, Dick. All right, bye bye,
- 33:57Speaker 1: there you go, the great Dick and Dayton. They're checking
- 33:59Speaker 1: in and everyone on hold. If you want to be
- 34:02Speaker 1: one of our judges for fact or fiction, we will
- 34:06Speaker 1: allow you to do that. We'll have a little time
- 34:08Speaker 1: for that to breathe. We like things to breathe. Yeah,
- 34:12Speaker 1: so we'll we'll have that straight ahead, and if you
- 34:15Speaker 1: a line open, So if you want to be one
- 34:16Speaker 1: of our extra judges, call in right now. I like him,
- 34:20Speaker 1: I really did. That's right, eight seven seven ninety nine
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- 34:34Speaker 3: Do it.
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- 35:41Speaker 3: Please trans a bit of media.
- 35:46Speaker 4: Is it fact fiction? Let's face some raw facts on
- 35:52Speaker 4: the Ben Maller Show.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Let's do it. Here we go, we'll go to fact
- 35:59Speaker 1: or fictions. Welcome in our judges. The Power Couple still away,
- 36:04Speaker 1: so we'll say hello to Brooks in Florida. Hello Brooks, Welcome,
- 36:11Speaker 1: what up?
- 36:12Speaker 3: Ben?
- 36:12Speaker 1: Thanks for having me on, Thanks.
- 36:14Speaker 3: For coming in.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Where are you heading to work? You're heading home or
- 36:17Speaker 1: are you at work?
- 36:19Speaker 6: I'm just driving back from Orlando to Daytona visiting my
- 36:23Speaker 6: sister at the Mickey Mouse Show.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Nice, all right, very cool. Hold on a sec Brooks,
- 36:29Speaker 1: You're gonna be one of our judges. We have hollering James, Hello,
- 36:32Speaker 1: hollering James.
- 36:35Speaker 7: Damn and my birthday shoot.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Okay, I do not want to hear your touch you
- 36:41Speaker 1: on your birthday suit? Dude. Colin is in beautiful Princeton,
- 36:46Speaker 1: New Jersey. What's going on? Colin? Welcome?
- 36:49Speaker 9: Good morning, Ben, Thanks for having me on here.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Thanks man. Do you do you just live there or
- 36:54Speaker 1: do you go to school or do you work there?
- 36:58Speaker 9: You know, I travel? I work with the official again.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Okay, all right, very cool. Well hold on, you're gonna
- 37:04Speaker 1: be one of our judges. Rick and Maryland. Now Rick's
- 37:06Speaker 1: famous on the show for saying morning time, Hello, Ricky.
- 37:10Speaker 7: Morning time, Look at you. I sleep on top of
- 37:12Speaker 7: the sheets with black noise in the background.
- 37:19Speaker 1: All right, I'm surprised they haven't changed that. All right,
- 37:22Speaker 1: let's say Rick and we have we have blind Scott. Hello,
- 37:27Speaker 1: blind Scott.
- 37:28Speaker 9: Hey, you know I'm trying to turn my life around
- 37:31Speaker 9: and rehabilitate myself up very much, taking the high road
- 37:35Speaker 9: right now. I've been best friends with Ben Malla for
- 37:37Speaker 9: a long time. We disagree on a lot of stuff
- 37:40Speaker 9: very much. What is going on right now is in disagreement.
- 37:44Speaker 9: Get the high road because I love Ben Mallee.
- 37:47Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. I don't know what you mean by that,
- 37:48Speaker 1: but here we go. I think that's all we have
- 37:50Speaker 1: time for. Story number one Lady Gaga the middle of
- 37:53Speaker 1: her Mayhem Ball tour, but she's dressed up as a
- 37:57Speaker 1: different kind of ball. This past weekend for MTV, the
- 38:00Speaker 1: Lady Gaga showed up on the red carpet as a
- 38:03Speaker 1: giant tennis ball the US Open Final. Of course, you'll
- 38:09Speaker 1: do anything for the Internet these days, unless she didn't.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Story number two to be like Lady Gaga, The Phillies
- 38:14Speaker 1: Karen still hasn't been found, but a trading card company
- 38:19Speaker 1: has offered the woman five thousand dollars for the ball
- 38:23Speaker 1: she demanded that the father give to the kid, and
- 38:27Speaker 1: so I think five thousand probably not enough for the ball,
- 38:30Speaker 1: and they haven't found her yet, but she's got a
- 38:32Speaker 1: five thousand dollar offering. Story number three, The Dynamic due
- 38:35Speaker 1: O Connor McGregor hasn't fought in the octagon many years.
- 38:38Speaker 1: He's still very involved in MMA. He has a company
- 38:42Speaker 1: called Mixed Martial Arts Group that has focused on growing
- 38:46Speaker 1: the sport. And McGregor announced that Donald Trump Junior has
- 38:50Speaker 1: been hired as a strategic advisor. I wonder how much
- 38:53Speaker 1: that job pays. All right, those are the three stories.
- 38:55Speaker 1: One of the three is not true. We'll start out
- 38:57Speaker 1: with you Brooks in Florida going to Mickey Mousetown. Brooks
- 39:00Speaker 1: won two or three Brooks three? Number three? All right, Brooks,
- 39:04Speaker 1: hold on, we have a hollering James's in his birthday
- 39:08Speaker 1: suit one to or three James number okay?
- 39:13Speaker 3: Uh.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Colin who does events and he's on the iconic campus
- 39:18Speaker 1: or near it in Princeton. What's the answer there?
- 39:20Speaker 8: Colin?
- 39:21Speaker 3: Number one?
- 39:23Speaker 1: Number one?
- 39:24Speaker 3: All right?
- 39:25Speaker 1: Rick and Maryland one morning time? Rick and Maryland, what's
- 39:27Speaker 1: the answer?
- 39:28Speaker 3: Rick?
- 39:29Speaker 1: Number number two? All right? And bitter blind Scott who's
- 39:33Speaker 1: upset with me? Oh he's oh he so he's he's up.
- 39:36Speaker 1: He'll send some nasty emails.
- 39:38Speaker 8: Uh.
- 39:38Speaker 1: And we don't have time to run out all the
- 39:40Speaker 1: stories the fake story. This week, we do have a winner.
- 39:45Speaker 1: Number one. Yes, Lady Gaga has warned some outrageous outfits
- 39:51Speaker 1: in her time that did not dress up as a tennant.
- 39:56Speaker 1: It'd be tough to walk as a tennis ball, right,
- 39:58Speaker 1: You couldn't sit down if you dressed up as a
- 40:00Speaker 1: tennis ball. But do you remember when Katy Perry dressed
- 40:04Speaker 1: up as a cheeseburger, Like, how practical could that be?
- 40:07Speaker 1: I know, well, we love cheeseburgers and were tennis ball
- 40:10Speaker 1: is not so much