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No Complaints Here - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #113 ft. Tommy Smokes · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: There's no other excuse for human would be this pathetic.
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  Speaker 3: You go camping all the time.
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  Speaker 1: No, If you've had line disease, sometimes the ship persists
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  Speaker 1: for twenty years, you've had it.
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  Speaker 4: I've had it for I had had it for over
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  Speaker 4: twenty years, had it when I was a child.
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  Speaker 1: Then that means that that's probably what it is. That's
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  Speaker 1: probably why you're always so sleepy and like running on.
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  Speaker 4: Fumes, and probably has to do with traveling for three
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  Speaker 4: weeks straight.
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  Speaker 1: No, I travel all the time, and I've you rack
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  Speaker 1: up more complaints in a week than I do.
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  Speaker 3: In a year.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I did Uberza thermometer today and the thermometer said
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  Speaker 4: I was not sick. But I'm sure as hell felt sick.
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  Speaker 1: Could you be another type of sick?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's just I think I had COVID, and
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  Speaker 4: I think it's just like lingering.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like it's up your nose, the sickness.
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  Speaker 4: And this is Do I sound bad? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just nasally? You sound like Tommy Smoke says normally.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do have a rather nasally voice. Yeah, part
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  Speaker 5: of my jewishness. I like it, though I pretend jewishness. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you're more Muslim than anything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I've been getting out a lot lately, so.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a lake m brother.
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  Speaker 4: Rock bar of far indeed. Yeah, let's start.
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  Speaker 3: Oh are we not already roughing?
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  Speaker 4: It's all getting gout, it's all getting cut, getting got.
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  Speaker 1: I made fun of sass. That does not make episode.
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  Speaker 1: You can't talk down on Sassin episode.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome to the show, Tommy smokes. What's up recurring guests?
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  Speaker 4: How many times you've been on the show before? You
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  Speaker 4: should probably like.
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  Speaker 3: Four or five. Probably might be your most frequent guest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucked for us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we make magic together.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm being a hostile. I fucking
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  Speaker 1: love you, Tommy. I don't know why I have any
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  Speaker 1: type of hostility.
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  Speaker 5: You walked in a little bit of hostility because I'm
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  Speaker 5: an easy target.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're okay with it. You're just making fun
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  Speaker 1: for everybody to crack your on you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's because I have a thick skin and those
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  Speaker 5: who come out me are insecure.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true? Your smile looks different. Have you been
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  Speaker 1: having invisil line or something?
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  Speaker 3: I've been using actually crust white strips?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Just actually finished my treatment yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: They heard your gums, so I I yeah, I was
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  Speaker 5: feeling real bad teeth sensitivity. But I had also had
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  Speaker 5: dental work done, so I'm not sure which it was.
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  Speaker 4: But Tommy, what disease? Do you have?
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  Speaker 1: Crowns?
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  Speaker 4: But you have some sort of immune auto immune aids.
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  Speaker 4: I just raid compromise acid.
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  Speaker 3: That might be what you're thinking of. I'm definitely not
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  Speaker 3: immune compromised.
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  Speaker 4: Who was immune comp I thought you were immune compromised.
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  Speaker 1: He has rainoids?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I have rainoids.
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  Speaker 1: Secondtagious, No, but kid has it too. But it's like
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  Speaker 1: you just get cold all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm hot as fuck, sweating my ass off always.
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  Speaker 3: We love you, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Waking up just gliding through the sheets.
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  Speaker 1: It's so gross.
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  Speaker 4: And I haven't been sweating at night, yeah, which is nice.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe you're not.
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  Speaker 4: Sick, dude, it's just waking up. The whole body is
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  Speaker 4: in pain, just rolling around in bed. I mean, I
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  Speaker 4: also didn't sleep at all last night. I went to
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  Speaker 4: bed at like two thirty, woke up at like seven.
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  Speaker 3: How long have you been feeling this way?
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  Speaker 4: Two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Whenever I hear someone sick, I wonder if they could
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  Speaker 5: get me sick, and how sick I would be.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think if I doubt I'm contagious.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that you have a higher threshold than
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  Speaker 1: sas I mean, I don't think I have a higher
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  Speaker 1: threshold than most people, But it seems like maybe sad.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe Sash is the one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I felt fine.
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  Speaker 4: I felt fine all like I felt better last week,
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  Speaker 4: and then I went to San Francisco felt okay. Then
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  Speaker 4: the flight back really broke me down.
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  Speaker 1: You're just in tune with your body.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You're just locked in. Do you think that complaining makes
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  Speaker 1: you feel better?
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  Speaker 4: It does that. It makes me feel like people understand
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  Speaker 4: what I'm I went through.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I unload that ship then, bro, I can listen.
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  Speaker 1: If there's a means to the complaining or if there's
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  Speaker 1: like an ends to the complaining, I'm here for it.
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  Speaker 4: There's never an end, but the something new to complain about.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And ends love to complain. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you are a big ass complainer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I need some bring other people down with you.
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  Speaker 4: Let me talk about uh, let's talk about your workfrone.
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  Speaker 4: Let's talk about the writers Guild.
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  Speaker 1: We're on strike. Actually I shouldn't even be talking to
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  Speaker 1: you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you have you gotten any like emails
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  Speaker 4: or anything that you.
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  Speaker 1: Can I've been getting tons of emails. They're just like
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  Speaker 1: vote on this, and I'm just ignoring it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dude, you gotta you gotta be a part of
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  Speaker 4: the guild. But why that could be all you have
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  Speaker 4: one day?
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  Speaker 1: The guild. Yeah, but nothing I do is will take
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  Speaker 1: care of your children. I just go off the top. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: there's no writers go for freestyle battlers.
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  Speaker 4: You're not a freestyle.
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  Speaker 1: Battler, Harry, Max not in the guild. I'm not in
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  Speaker 1: the guild.
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  Speaker 4: Bro? Whatever are you in the sag as well? We
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  Speaker 4: were we were talking about that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not in this in the sag. I'll see
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  Speaker 1: what the emails say.
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  Speaker 3: This from your your James Gordon Adventure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: To write for a show you like have to be
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  Speaker 1: in the Writers Guild.
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: W g A.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't know about that, Tommy, would you?
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  Speaker 3: No? I want to I'm in.
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  Speaker 4: The guild too. You're run as a plus one oh.
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  Speaker 3: Ship there's it was gonna take me though.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. There's a picket line at Peacock and they're they're
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  Speaker 1: inviting me. I have the R S V P if
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  Speaker 1: I if I want to be part of today's picket
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  Speaker 1: which it starts at one thirty.
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  Speaker 4: Is that in New York?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the fucking Peacock building at Peacock New Front.
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  Speaker 4: There's a Peacock building in New York. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: pouring rain all day. Yeah, just like they really want
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  Speaker 4: to hold that line.
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  Speaker 1: Four one five fifth Avenue between thirty seventh and thirty eighth.
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  Speaker 1: We're picketing.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty close.
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  Speaker 1: Or we could break the picket line and walk in
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  Speaker 1: and like write for SNL this week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, get some credits due.
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  Speaker 5: This is a good opportunity to start just being like
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  Speaker 5: all right on your fucking shows then or then once
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  Speaker 5: the strike ends, everybody will hate you and they'll never
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  Speaker 5: get to work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what would happen.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to do whatever would make the most
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  Speaker 3: people like me.
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  Speaker 4: Having You could be like the one dude on SNL
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  Speaker 4: who's like, guys, this opportunity is so crazy, let's just
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  Speaker 4: write for free.
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  Speaker 3: No, but I mean like us, like people who aren't
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  Speaker 3: in the gill.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're maybe just leading strangers in the building to
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  Speaker 4: write sketches.
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  Speaker 1: Non union. Sometimes you need a non union guy to
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  Speaker 1: like build like your fucking bathroom or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: It can be a little bit cheaper.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody uses non union. The NFL had guys cross the
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  Speaker 1: picket line, and I mean the football sucked, but it
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  Speaker 1: was fucking it was a football strike like a long
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  Speaker 1: time how long ago, like the seventies.
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  Speaker 4: Or some shit like that. There was a strike at
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  Speaker 4: the amunt of Ferns in my hometown. What kind of strike?
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  Speaker 4: Grocery store strike? Like striking should be a special needs
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  Speaker 4: cat gets running the count's work and he paid enough.
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  Speaker 4: We want two chocolate chip cookies.
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  Speaker 1: Bag your own bags. It's like, okay, that's super easy.
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  Speaker 1: Then those kids, why, yeah, it does a good job
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  Speaker 1: if you have special needs, a great job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was always a lot of special needs dude's
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  Speaker 4: working at that store.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that that story. I think it's all grocery stores. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think they gravitate in that direction. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit indulgent for fucking writers to think
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  Speaker 1: that they're in some kind of like union like they're
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  Speaker 1: coal miners. Like yeah, it's like they think that they're
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  Speaker 1: like fucking this blue collar like respect unions, like they're
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  Speaker 1: not really getting like they're not in these like deathly
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  Speaker 1: conditions that like I don't know right right.
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  Speaker 4: SNL is pretty bad. I've heard like not like obviously
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  Speaker 4: it's it's awesome. Well, yeah, but I think the hours,
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  Speaker 4: the hours are pretty insane in SNL. It's like a
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  Speaker 4: lot of like twenty four hour days. But it's also
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  Speaker 4: like you get paid what they're getting paid, like a
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  Speaker 4: couple hundred bucks an episode or some shit.
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  Speaker 1: But you're flipping a fuck tough product and then like
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  Speaker 1: people are getting launched into careers of being like millionaires.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know writers though.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you want to work somewhere desirable, writer, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to work somewhere desirable, like it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be it like you'll be rewarded in the long run.
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  Speaker 1: Or I don't fucking know, maybe we should unionize. And
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  Speaker 1: here I guess sounded like a real scab right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're sounding like a scab. You should clip this
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  Speaker 4: boot Liquor Writers Guild Writers Guild UH member speaks out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wants billionaires to make more billions.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, says writers should be getting working for free. It's
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  Speaker 4: about the opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: Like even the fucking baseline people in the writers Guild
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  Speaker 1: that I was in with were like making good money.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, like nobody was like coming in
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  Speaker 1: like poor and shit, I was by far the poorest
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  Speaker 1: person in there. Like they were going out to fucking
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  Speaker 1: lunch every day, buying twenty dollars sweet green salads. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: I was in the fucking I was just making peanut
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  Speaker 1: butter and jellies in the little fucking closet.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I was.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking bootstrapping it. Yeah, they were the fucking POURGEOISI bro.
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  Speaker 4: You're probably like top one percent of the writer's Guild. Now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, definitely you're rich rich. Yeah you're Tombrich. How
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  Speaker 1: much do you make, Hombrich. I'm trying to make some money, bro,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get then we should union up. Then let's get
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  Speaker 1: a union I'm not in a fucking put, Dave.
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  Speaker 3: If you're watching, I'm not for the union, see now
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  Speaker 3: you're yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I just I would assume, tell can you look up
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  Speaker 4: how much SNL writers make. I'd assume it's a very
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  Speaker 4: small amount of money.
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  Speaker 1: I was making three thousand dollars a week as a
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  Speaker 1: as like a base level, entry level salary working on
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  Speaker 1: that very solid yeah, yeah, fifty seven to seventy two
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  Speaker 1: average sixty five a year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of a very low amount of money
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  Speaker 4: to be working on the most famous show of all time.
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  Speaker 3: Right because anyone will do it. It's livable though, pitch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I made less than that when I first
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  Speaker 4: started to hear.
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  Speaker 3: Me too, by a lot. Now it's about like probably
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  Speaker 3: ten percent.
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  Speaker 4: About writing that average, I'm right around that sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: This is the email of the w.
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  Speaker 4: But fuck, just happy to be out of the fifties
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  Speaker 4: for now.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be back, it said at at They sent this
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  Speaker 1: shit out at midnight. Dear members, we have not reached
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  Speaker 1: an agreement on the with the studios and streamers. We
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  Speaker 1: will be on strike after the contract expires at midnight.
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  Speaker 1: Your WGA negotiating committee spent last the last six weeks
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  Speaker 1: negotiating with Netflix, Amazon, Apple, Disney, Discover, Warner, NBC, Universal, Paramount. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: how are you gonna make a deal with all of
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  Speaker 1: these fucking I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Sure they all have like one representative to work on this.
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  Speaker 3: So they have like a Chris Paul, like I remember
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  Speaker 3: Chris Paul was the NBA player guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, union chiefs, they have a chief negotiator. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: like a committee of writers.
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  Speaker 8: It's probably Glad Will.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to be.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely Malcolm. Guild members demonstrated collective resolve and supported
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  Speaker 1: and support of the agenda with a ninety seven point
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  Speaker 1: eighty five strike authorization. I'm squarely in the two point
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  Speaker 1: one five percent, dude rep for the two one five
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  Speaker 1: We shouldn't have striked. No, the people need their fucking entertainment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we need to swallow our goddamn pride and write for
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  Speaker 1: these fucking late night shows. You think Seth Myers can
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  Speaker 1: come up with his own jokes.
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  Speaker 4: I was reading something apparently like when this happened in
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  Speaker 4: like two thousand and seven, all the late night shows
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  Speaker 4: were just like improvised.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw they're gonna like, maybe do that again. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 5: they'll make Trump jokes on their own, those liberal swines.
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  Speaker 1: They said that Conan would just like spin his wedding
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  Speaker 1: ring every show that was like his fucking uh, his
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  Speaker 1: his bid every time, and that he paid like eighty
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  Speaker 1: eighty staff people out of his pocket.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they all have to be I'm assuming they
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  Speaker 4: all know how to write.
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  Speaker 3: Then he used to write on like The Daily Show.
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  Speaker 7: Probably I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know if you wrote maybe he's just a personality. But
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  Speaker 1: they yeah, they can't be just funny.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they're all from SNL.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them.
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  Speaker 4: They all wrote on us. Now what about I was Conan?
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  Speaker 4: Conan wrote preson right, he's done and the Simpsons podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's doing like a travel show now, which is
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  Speaker 1: like the biggest cop out of all time to do.
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  Speaker 4: Any food and travel. He told us about that. Who
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  Speaker 4: was talking someone in Austin. You were like trout. They
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  Speaker 4: were like, yeah, like Conan's working on a travel show
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  Speaker 4: and you were like just look them right in the face,
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  Speaker 4: and you were like, travel shows are the lamest thing
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  Speaker 4: of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Lame. I said that they're like the biggest like boon doggle.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, if you don't want to do real work,
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  Speaker 1: you do a food or a travel show. Yeah, should we.
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  Speaker 3: Have a little brainstorm meeting for a Neighborhood Eats season three?
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  Speaker 1: The other day they were like, hey, do you want
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  Speaker 1: to do three episodes in Florida for Neighborhood Eats? I
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  Speaker 1: was like, no, do I want to do three Florida Hawaii?
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  Speaker 3: Did they not get the memo you.
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  Speaker 4: Would have to go in like the summer?
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  Speaker 1: But also three? Like that defeats the purpose of a
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  Speaker 1: boondoggle travel. It's a purpose of stretching a fucking regular
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  Speaker 1: show into multiple vacations.
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  Speaker 3: We should do a show within the within neighborhood Eats
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  Speaker 3: of just how much money can you spend on a
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  Speaker 3: trip basically and try together.
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  Speaker 1: Now I think that that's antithetical to what they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to do. I think their point was there, you're spending
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  Speaker 1: too much money and cut from the.
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  Speaker 4: From the big thing.
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  Speaker 3: Now we are we are not cut you.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely. I think you were the first one they were.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, tom we can we can't bring Tommy anymore?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. But the magic the fucking three Did
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: they not see the La Tak just walk into Erica.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: But I think you're gonna have to watch all seventeen
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: of these minutes and say that we're not tell us
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: we're not going back to Neighborhood Eats this season.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: You think the writer's Shrek was bad, It was always
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: super fun to do.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: I was never even once like passionate about it, though
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Neighborhood Eats food. I'm not a food Oh.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: I was extremely passionate.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: It would be like Rome would give like a forty
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: five minute fucking explanation of a great uncle texture that
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: he was tasting and every single taste spice everything, and
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: then I would be like, yeah, it's pretty good.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I would like research the ship beforehand.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Anything else for me to say, he said, I will
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: say we did get I did get the uh that
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: barbecue video out of the Neighborhood.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Eats, Yeah, which is an all time classic due to.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Year Ago and wake Up That was fun as hell.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: They were always fun as fun.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: But I would be I'd be doing like forty five
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: minutes of research on the place, fucking just so I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: could have like a ten second sound bite, and you'd
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: be stumbling out of your hotel room with your shirt
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: stiff as a board from fucking your seventeen jerk off session,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: dried seamen everywhere you washboard abs.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: It was fun.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: If someone shot you, the fucking bullet would fucking shatter
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking nut on your stomach, on the outside of
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: your shirt, and it would just crumble to the ground
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: like stained glass.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: I had a great time. I also had enjoyed when
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Tommy came. You did not enjoy when you just made
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: me go to that club.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: That was I mean, we talked about this.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: That was.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: I mean, Mike Wallace dragged us there. That's not our
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: fault that that was not as Yeah, I mean I
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: bought those sunglasses which I now lost. Hollywood, tom Hollywood Tommy.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: I got to play a character Hawaii Tommy.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I figured we gotta go to Hawaii.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: What if we just what if we just say all
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: the budget towards.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: The one episode we could or we could do six
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii. Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it probably got like barbecue out in Hawaii one
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: trip because they got barbecue, Mahi mahi, sushi, goddamn pushiez
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: and pizza be a different island.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, oh yeah, and it's a one month long trip.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: So should we do that? Right? When I get back
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: from Iceland.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, shit, dude, that's good that we've got to get
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that realistically though, that would be cheaper than really efficient, Yeah,
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: it would definitely be cheaper, I'm assuming.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure the five thousand dollars flights
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: to Hawaii are going to be a lot cheaper than
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: the fifty dollars flight to Florida.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: No, but that's like they pay twelve different.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Flight Yeah, twelve different flights, twelve different trips.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, six episodes.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for dude, they're trying to They want us to
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: do it like in New York City.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where you want us to do it in the office.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: They want like us to like try the ship that
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Vibs bring us in for lower like a different view
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Just our own camera potato trips in the kitchen.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bullshit. They need to let us fucking go
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: on our It's.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: A bummer because remember last year they were all like,
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: we were all like, yeah, dude, we're going to fucking Europe,
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: We're going to Hawaii next it.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: But well they, I mean, someone from the Brandon content
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: team was They literally told me they're like, dude, you
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: should just go to Hawaii. You never know how long
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: things like this last. He literally someone literally a higher up.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah who has I'm not trying to throw anyone under
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the buss no, because in case they still let us know,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: in case they still let us go.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I don't want them to
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, you're the one who's approving Hawaii. I
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: want to get to Hawaii and then then be like
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: where the fuck are they? Yeah, like the like the
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: editor and Spider Man, you know what I mean.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: I want him to be like slamming the phone down
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: in Hawaiis you went to Hawaii?
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Is? Why are you? Like? Expensive as hell? It'd be real,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Be real if you're staying at the White Lotus Hotel.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so it was.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I mean it was a four seasons I was on
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: my honeymoon.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: How much that ship run?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: It was?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: It was expensive? It was expensive.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Why do you get to go to Hawaii and it
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: was always in Hawaii? Is Danny jackal? Why is she
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: in Hawaii every other He's always posting like back to Hawaii. No,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: it's like, uh la, people treat that like going to Florida.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Oh really, really, it just costs seventy thousand dollars. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: want you to cost.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Fifty for what sixty honey man for the whole. No,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't spend fifty thousand. Francis probably did on his
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Africa trip.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: You're going on that same trip.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I know. Now I might go to Africa too. Now
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I'm making that fucking Writers Guild money.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: You're about to go to Africa.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: My dad and my family in Florida really want to
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: go on Africans so far, my dad's been like thirty
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: years ago, and he's like, I just want to go
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: one more time.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: But I really don't want to. Nothing's planned. It's a
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: couple of years out the years.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Want to save some money, dude, since you're out of work, right.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I'm seriously concerned.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: No. I got an Apple savings account. It's like a
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: fucking eighty five percent yield. Damn wait, really no, it's
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: four percent. But it's like, have you got you haven't
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: seen these new like Apple boy accounts.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I know it wasn't eighty five percent, but I'm
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: looking at the higher yield saving. Yeah, I get like
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: a dollar a month in City Bank.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I get sixty cents a year. I think, yeah, trust
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I was going through all my transactions. Yeah, when I was,
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: when I was doing my taxes, I was going through
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: all my transactions and I found like interest and it
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: was like less than a dollar for a full year.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Apple's doing these new savings accounts that are like a
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: four percent yield because like all these banks are crashing
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: because nobody's putting cash in anywhere, and they're like, we
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: need a way to get an influx of cash. So
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: they have these high yield savings accounts that are backed
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: by like fucking Morgan Stanley or something, So I think
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: it's legit. But then all these other banks were offering
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: like one day specials on five percent yields. It's a
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: good time to get some yield, boys, let's yield?
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Are you invested in all? I got to start investing
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: a little investing. What do you got pen?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: A lot of pen?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Give me some real shape.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I bought it one twenty.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I think Donnie Big Donnie was like buying as it was.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Oh man, he was go Banguard A lot of vood.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Do you have run? I'm not in any of these
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: like fake stocks.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: The Vanguard is one of the safest investments you can.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Make any stocks.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I don't buy. I don't like, I don't like trade
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: on my own.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: You just have a dude that you give your money to.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: be like paying in the fuck.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be like tell him. I'd love to
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: break bread with him.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'm trying to get I'm trying to get
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: a woman to do it. Bro. They're the ones who
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: are probably a seriously now, they're tenacious dude. The dudes
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: just want to be booling all the time. The dude
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: just want to fucking hang out and like talk about barstool, like, oh,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: what's Dave?
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, I need a woman who knows nothing
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: about barstool. I can actually talk shop.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I want to hear a funny story. I uh so
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: the guy that I signed my lease with, my my realtor,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: slash broker, whatever the fuck he did. All he did
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: was buzz me in once and then I had to
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: pay him a ship ton of money. But he came
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: to my apartment last night to pick up the lease
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: because I had it like print I'd like printed out
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: and ship and he was like away, and he's like
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: a plan to be a big fan of comedy. And
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: he was like, I just met the people that own
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: the seller, the comedy Seller. And I was like, oh
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: really and he was like yeah yeah. I was like,
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, that's cool. Like you ever go
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: to the comedy Seller. It's like it's great. And he's like, oh, yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Lucy K performs there. And then he was like do
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: you perform there? And I was like no, no, it's
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: pretty It's a long process to get into there. And
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: he was like, you want me to recommend you? And
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I was like absolutely not, I said. I was like no, no, no, no, no,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I do not. And he was like, I was like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: you need to get recommended by like two comedians and
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: then you have to audition. And he was like so
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: your realtor can can can it recommend you? And I
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: was like no. He's like what if they owe me
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: a favor. I was like, dude, I was like, stop
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: this conversation right now. She's gonna suck up my entire career.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Like everybody be on stage so they don't like get
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: fucking sued by my realtor.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: He needs a headlining Yeah, we gotta bump somebody.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Every real estate agent is the same. I've been viewing
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: a lot of apartments too, and they're all just different
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: variants of each other. Like all these they're all like youngish,
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: like dressing, cool guys, like recommending.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: You know, dude, this guy he did not even what
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: I went to tour the apartment. It's like one of
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: those ones where you press a button and it calls
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: the phone number and you can buzz in from your phone.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: He was never I never even met him until I
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: until I had to go in person to sign.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: The lead, until you owed him twenty percent.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of what their content creators now real estate, bro?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: They have How are they so smooth? They're like going from.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, their transitions hit writing, bro.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: They do have nice transitions, they do, but I think
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: that they literally hire other people to do that, which
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: is the biggest joke of You could easily just fucking
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: wit through with your phone.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah I don't. It's bizarre. I view an apartment the
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: other day and the tenants were home. Oh, and the
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: kid was like Tommy from Barstool, I can't live here. Yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: I swear to god. I was like, I can't take
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: How old was he? So that was the other thing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh yeah, great for like a college kid.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: That's apart.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: They're like twenty three, twenty two or something. I was like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: I can't be moving into a college kids stoolies apartment
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: just be buzzing up all the time.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: I thought you meant the kid like a fucking child.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, like the kid, the two like
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: the guys tsisnis.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like parents and a kid.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: I tore to college once and you know how they
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: take you in the dorms. Yeah, they brought us in
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: the dorms and there was just two kids just like
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: playing video games in there, and with like a pack
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: of people on a tour.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It was so awkward just hitting a gravity ball.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, weird as hell.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was I remember that too.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: But I feel like all the other ones I tore,
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: they just had like an extra dorm that they just
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: didn't put people in so they could use it as a.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Touring dorm, right, just empty one. Yeah, like they're like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a show, a show.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Like dorm rooms. They can't just leave one open.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Not just a ship box with like cans all over
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the floor. Where's timing about to move to tell me I'd.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Like to get to the village w B Westville somewhere
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: around here.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna be in Westville, brother, I just uh,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I've aged out of murray Hill.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to my factory anymore.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: No, it's a good spot. I'm gonna get a word.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have a worse apartment and pay more money,
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: which is an unfortunate sacrifice. But I'm getting really nervous
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: that I'm gonna be homeless because' up June first. So
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: if any real estate agents out there.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, my I mine took literally three days.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Oh congratulations, it's.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: What do you want? But I feel like i've I
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: always hear people having like such a hard time finding
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: an apartment.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: It's always I mean, you only have one bedroom, right, yeah?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: So I mean two bedrooms?
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Why are you getting two bedrooms?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Because I have a roommate.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Oh you're still living with your roommate?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Spider, No, Spider's room in a Chicago roommate?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Is that breaking news?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: So maybe broken?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Why? Why?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Disloyal ass, Spider Bro?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Do you like having a roommate?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: I like, I don't mind having I know, people like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: oh you it's so much better to live alone. But
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I like having a built in friend in my apartment.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: You know, it's like I got I could do my
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: own thing in my room, have my alone times.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Do you have a weird relationship with your roommate?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like when I came over your apartment, he
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: was like he was like there, but you didn't talk
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: to him.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I've never I've never met him, but I've heard like
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: I've been at your apartment or like around, I've like
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: been out and you're always talking about a roomate never
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: even don't even know what he looks like.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: It's tall, guys, real, does he exists?
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, he's Seriously, he's a real person. I don't
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: know why anyone would think he's on there.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I think it was like a sixth sense situation where
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's alive. He's real and he's alive.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, you gotta get out of that. You gotta get
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: out of that apartment.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like he's the type of dude that just
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like sits in a wooden chair, that doesn't recline at all,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: straight faced with his hands.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: You have met him, You met him in mon Doc
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: he was with he was with that crew.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I couldn't tell which one he was.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: It was the taller one.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: There was like four tall guys.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: There were three other ones.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I was seated. I couldn't really gauge how tall they were.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: What was I going to get up to shake their fans?
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's when Ron was like I heard I was
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: going to my mom talk and booked a hotel right
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: next to me.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I remember when that happened.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Bizarre.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. I just wanted to be around tom
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I just had to be close. We were in our renaissance.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: It was a hell of a time. I'm probably going
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to go back around that same time this year.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I'm going back right around the same time too. Wow,
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: we'll strange dates later.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Damn, you're trying to get out to Montalk, baby. We
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: said this nice ass hotel, or I did. Tommy was worse.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Ship box.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: You must make so much fucking money's yeah, you know
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: you like a multimillionaire.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I'm not a one millionaire.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Oh you're close though, you know, Yeah, you're close. Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: you're right there, right there. You had ninety five. He's
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: just waiting to tap into that one million.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Because if you don't spend it, they take it. You
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: gotta spend it. Are they taking you?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: You're staying in the nicest hotels everywhere we went, we
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: went to we went. When we went to a moon tower,
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: they had a hotel for Ron and he just booked
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: his own til I'm.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Not no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. Yeah, there was
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: a hotel for me for one night, and so I
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: booked my hotel for it the other night, and I
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: was planning I only booked it for one night. I
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: was planning to go into the hotel that you were
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: staying in the next night. And your manager was like, oh,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: too good for the hotel like that we booked you,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I just gave your room to someone else. And I
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, I was going to move into it,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: but I can just extend my stay to alleviate sass
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: in his agent's fucking hefty ass fees. If anyone's a millionaire,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: it's your fucking manager who's fucking yeah. Definitely chipping off
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: the top.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're rolling in it too.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: He yeah, yeah, that was a forest. Pull out your wallet. No,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: he has multiple revenue stream.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: How are you always talking about my wallet.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: WA's because you have brickwatch brick wallet. Bro, This ship
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: is fucking insane, Dude. I he got in with Frankie
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Borelli opening that bar up. Dude, He's just liquid and
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: weird ways. He's an investor out He's investor, a ghost
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: investor out in Long Beach.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: I should I should have.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Twenty beers on tap and a fucking I should have
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: tiny pizzas chicken parm sliders down at Sass' spot.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I really, I genuinely don't know how much money I have.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: What do you mean because I haven't paid taxes.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: I keep an Excel doc with all my different money,
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: just so I know how much I have, how.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Much you have.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Now I'm getting my feet put to the fire because
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you're rich. No, I'm not you rich. No, I'm literally,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: not literally not. I got a new apartment.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: You already get a new apartment before you're gonna get
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: your Epstein's old place. I can swing that eighty mili.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Sixty five million floors, dungeons for the little babies.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is my rich boy.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Me and Tommy might move in together.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't know put I could fuck with that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I still have been invited to Rone's apartment neither by.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Actually I have been. Have you been there?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: No?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he won't come.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: But I did get invited after the case to the
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: third case race cool.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't been invited at all.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you uh give me your You didn't want to go.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to go, but it was too late
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: to go all the way to Brooklyn and come back.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You were on so much cocaine.
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: Bro Oh, you guys talk about that on here, So
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: I don't know. I thought that was like an other
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: record thing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: That's like the one thing that I pride myself in
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: was that I don't do cocaine.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: How do you think he does all those spots at
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: the standard?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Why do you think he's so tired all the time?
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: I would do if I was on cocaine, I would
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: not be tired. I think I wouldn't know.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: It's not like you're on it during the middle of
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: If that's the thing that if I was on it,
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I would be on it turn in the middle of
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: the day. That's how I operate.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: You love it, yeah, you love hard? Yeah, you love
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: hard and fast.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I've contemplated doing it before and then I've gone because
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I just go. I don't. This is not something I
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: need to wake up and feel bad about in the morning.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You mean feel guilty or feel hungover both.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I just don't feel guilty. Oh I would feel guilty.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Why I'd be like calling my mom. I'll let you down.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: It's that that fetanyl should go brazy. It's like you
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: can't fuck with that fetanyl ship.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. People don't like when you joke about fetanol.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not joking. That's why I don't do cocaine.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: You do cocaine, well, obviously I've seen Tommy do cocaine.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Do a test trip tested positive for fetanol? Still did it?
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: That was that was when we were drugs. We were
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: at that prostitute club in l A. I did one
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: off her ass.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, had a boy.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You guys are nasty for going to that. And the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: fact that the amount that you both think about it
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: is I have not literally talk about it. Always have it,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: bring it, and the hell have I do?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: I bring it up?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: You brought it up just now.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: You don't be telling people that we went to a
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: fucking prostitute because we did a whole episode. We did
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: not go to a prostitute club. We walked in and
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: instantly left.
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: We were literallyste you were getting sweet Sassy.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Sassy wants to get his rock.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: The bouncer was like. The bouncer was like, yeah, it's uh.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: He's like, think about it, man, I mean it's three hundred.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: You're gonna send three hundred dollars on a date with
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: a girl? And Tommy was like, holy ship, that's the point.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Why don't I just buy?
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Tommy pulled out a calculator, wanted a huge tonight.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: See if you could swing that three hundred.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Boy, that's why they're canceling neighborhood eats, Like, what is
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: this dollar expense?
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Exactly, it's fucking Tommy and Mike.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: That's sasas not me. Bro.
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: I was the were all three of us were in
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: the same situation. I was the first to leave, and
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: you guys we.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Left in the same game. Exactly. It was a fascinating Uh,
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: it was a fascinating voice.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it could be could be fun.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's not my voice.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: You just did exactly what I just did.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: You just did exactly what I just did. I'm sad,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: I'm little sass. That's pretty good, No, terrible, terrible.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: And I said, guys, let's take a look, let's take
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: a step back.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Is this the men we want to be.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Making up tomorrow? Covered in STDs? Of course Tommy already
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: has all the STDs, so you didn't give him that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't hurt him.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: I heard a news cover. Oh yeah, the one that
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Tommy has. Yeah, full body anyway, Ron, how much money
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: do you make? Yeah?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I heard a new I heard a new term for
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: cocaine this past weekend. Uh and in Rockawaye that someone
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: called it. They're like, yeah, I got a square bag. Damn,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: a square bag, square bag, firefighter, a square bag? Oh god, no?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Is it closer to zero or nine hundred thousand zero?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Dude? We were when I was in my old roommate.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Did you ever meet my old roommate? Uh?
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: Yes, who had the T shirt bread?
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: He would he would be like, yeah, bro, you're hitting
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: the slopes tonight. And I was like I would be like,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, no, there's there's no mountains around here,
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: but what the hell are you talking?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: People love the slopes. Yeah, people love to call it
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the slopes or just say like, how what's that smell
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: like was that smell?
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Like? Oh, I see.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: Haling it.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: We need to get like a time or her. Oh
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know what i've uh, I don't think I've
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: ever snorted anything.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Probably likes nasal spread. They probably did some ship to
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: like show off all that.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I definitely did that you do as a kid.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Oh boy, But do those work because they look like
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: they would.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: It seems like the work, but they're not worth the discomfort.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they also if you don't do it with
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: the right like liquid, doesn't it like you can kill yourself?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with alcohol.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: With water, you'd like die. You got to do like
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: you distilled distilled water or like saltin so it's not
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: just rake.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Tap water will kill you.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: You can get an infection in your brain. Maybe that's
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: what I have.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Just blow your nose, brother, You just probably did a
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: netty pot of a netty pot and like crazy. But
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the ear candles are fire. I bet you would fucking
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: pull out all a creature from you. Didn't you do
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: the water one?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: I've done the water and then the candle to the
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: regularly to get that ship cleaned up.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: The ear candles is almost more satisfying. Really, you lay
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: on the side.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: It's like a gravity bomb.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: You get a lover to put that, put it in
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: your ear and light the top of it. Have it
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: in there for ten minutes, and god, gravity bongs the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: fucking wax out of your ear.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: It just sucks it right out.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: It pulls it into the bottom of this like candle,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: and you can unwind it and it's like half of
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: it's filled up like a frosting tube that they use.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: It's so satisfying.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I use baby oil and a drop fuck recommend it.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: But you get a drop repoort some baby oil in it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Do five drops in each year, a couple of times
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: a week, and then you go to him to get
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: cleaned down pretty regularly.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: That's my routine. That's my ear cleaning routine.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: I've never done that. I've never really gone to get
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: my ears clean. Is that like a normal thing?
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: H yeah. I mean if you have problems like I do,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I have a real sign, you have.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: A waxy you're all diseased up.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: That's just a SI have sinus issues. Everybody, everybody.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: You get your ears cleaned twice a week a year.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I said, Oh, that's still a lot.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean I don't want to fucking I don't
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: have a lover to pour hot wax.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: And see if you can.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Hire Oh what are those?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: War stick it in my ear?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Now land it on fire? Stick it in my ear?
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen it?
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Was?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: What was it? Just thinking of this?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: It's extra for that kind of action.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Who's the director? Is David Lynch a director?
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• 37:48
  Speaker 4: David Lynch is he the one that I was talking
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: about this with Guardini when I did his podcast and
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: we were watching the video of him when he's like,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: have you seen the episode of Louis where Louie's auditioning
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: for Late.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Night Louie's as a molester, sex predator, pest.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: So no, damn bro, He's a He's a showman. He's
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: a showman. He was just he was showing I have
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: to cut that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Bro was the exhibitionist. Yeah, what if he hears this?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: He never Sas has never gotten to the seller.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: He listens to this fucking show.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Louis was real estate agent.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be like, can Sas please get in the seller?
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: And Luis gives like, now he called me a rapist.
• 38:32
  Speaker 9: I'm not partaking in this conversation. I like, I said,
• 38:36
  Speaker 9: defense doesn't sound like it. Bro Roan was the one
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: who went Adam, I said what I said. I'm trying
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: to buy Louis, but I want to watch his but
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: I don't know how to buy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I gotta buy on his website.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: How you don't know how to buy? It's very easy,
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: But then it's like, how do I get I get
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: on my TV by it?
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think you can watch on TV ANHD mind.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: So what's the story you're gonna tell? Take his dick
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: out of your mouth so you can tell a story.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Story's over so he can finish beating up. Story is over,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: is over. It wasn't even about Louis c K. It's
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: about David Lynch. The video of him where he's like,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: have you ever seen the videos of him directing and
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: he's he's talking to these little kids and he's trying
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: to get them to cry, and he's like, cry, cry
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: like a little baby.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Cry.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Really, it's so funny, dude.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: That seems manipulative.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: That's but that's what he does in Louis. He's like, funny,
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: be funny, funny now three two one, make me laugh.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: And he's like, you're a comedian. He's like, he's like,
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: do you have any experience in being funny. It's like, yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I'm a comedian. And he's like, I've known you for
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: a week. You haven't made me laugh once.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I'm serious having a good time.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: You are all right? Pitcheck, but busters with a fitcheck.
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: If you start making your.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: Noise, start making your noise, rolling around to the floor
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: and make your noise.
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: Can you make your noise?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: And if you could start crawling on the floor and
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: making some noise, that would be so beautiful. Baby?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Can you do that?
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: You cry out like a little baby, beautiful over there
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: around and cry like a baby.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: He's dead serious, Yeah, dude, cry.
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: Like a baby.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Cry, cry like a little baby.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: They're given fucking oscars to these people. Yeah, bro, that's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: what Director.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Started crying like a little bit just from hearing that. Dude,
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I read something. I read something about Sydney Sweeney. Like
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: it was something that came up on my A thousand
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: were addit or something, and it was like the intimate
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: scenes that they do Sydney Sweeny read. No, it actually
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: didn't come up on right, I just didn't. It came
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: up on my Snapchat explore page. I didn't want to
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: say that because that sounds way worse, but.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I disagree with that.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: I think sat being on a Sydney Sweeney Reddit page
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: is way worse than just being on snapjot.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I wasn't on the Sydney sweene it radiers or just
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: like I wasn't to Sydney. I mean, you're a sick person.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: You're on the barely nineteen four chance.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Sydney Sweeney Gone Wild and uh And it was
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: they were talking about how now and like for like
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: sex scenes they have like a like a director of
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: an intimacy coordinator coordinator.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: There was a what was that stream movie set?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: You have an intimacy coordinator?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: What was the show that was on used to be
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: on HBO about a guy who like sold weed and
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: he went around the city selling me. It was a
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome show. High Maintenance. There was one show that
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: was like about the intimacy coordinator really and like they
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: have like prosthetics over like their dick and they're like, okay,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: is this all right for you? Like is this okay
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: for you? Like the way that he's gyrating is that okay?
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit comforted that eating that. I mean,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: it seems like it's way more clinical than just like.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Just making it to be like all right now, halle Berry.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Like all right, slap your dicks together.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Oh dude. I walked by when I was in San Francisco,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: I walked by a hotel room and there was people
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: fucking in it hard that this is never like I
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: thought I heard. It was right across from the elevator.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: And also it made me laugh because I was like,
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: people definitely think they have way more privacy in hotels
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: than they do.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I've heard people like singing in their shower and that's
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: definitely even more embarrassing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Then, dude, this was like and then the girl doing
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: like straight up like porno moans.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: So she was a process.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: And I was just sitting at the elevator, just like
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: tapping my foot waiting for it, just listening to these
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: people passionately fucking.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Just tapping your bone.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I asked if they need an intimacy.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Coordinator, Nat, you guys need a hand You just needed
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: to coordinate in there. I got these wax ear candles.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Get you guys right, probably have a bunch of wax
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: in there. What time of day was it, Uh, middle
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: of the day.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Interesting, It was probably like four or five pm, early
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: early to be fucking after the light.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have put a fucking cone up to
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: the door.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: I stopped right in front of the door the hell
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: and I went, oh.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Harder.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: It was Francis's room.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: I instantly texted Francis about it because I was hoping
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: that he would come out. And here I was cracking
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: out like a home alone.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: When they hear the gunshots, everyone's like poking their head out.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Into the hall. It was crazy.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: That's a people having sex. That is awesome.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I thought that you meant that you were walking on
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: the street and you saw into the window of a
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: ground floor level hotel room. That would be what the hell?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: That would be crazy.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: The Standard in New York, that's supposedly exhibitionist hotel.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: Really I stayed there Saturday night. Nowear god, I got
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: locked out of my apartment.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: No you didn't. Yes, you stayed at the Standard.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: That's a night. Are you a millionaire?
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: No? I had to It was three in the morning.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: Really locked out? Yeah, because our landlord toward our apartment
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: Friday and locked it from the inside. Yeah, the whole thing.
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: But tell me more about the hotel.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: What I mean? I think that it's just like people
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: like fucking the windows. I think that they like purposefully.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: I saw people fucking at the Moxie. Is that is that?
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: That's That's a whole different thing. Isn't that a coffee shop?
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: The Box is a hotel?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Definitely not the Standard.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't know if maybe they had two different names
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: for a hotel, like Double Tree Hilton.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: What do you do when you see that?
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Come on, everyone knows that was a good analogy.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: What happened? Broan?
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: Did you?
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Did you? I never? You've never you didn't see it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I've never watched people. I just it's I think it's
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: famous for it. I don't know.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Look, see if you can get to the bottom.
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: The rooms were kind of just like boxes.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Boxes, and it's like jammed up on a window.
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: Where is it it's by.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Like the line. Is it by the line or something.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Like that, or its iconic windows.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Known for its windows. Damn I didn't get Yeah, damn, everyone.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Was watching like this fucking virgin jerking off.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: That's why they let you in late. They were hoping
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you go in there and fuck.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: This point, they probably let people check in. Whenever you
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: saw someone sucking at the moxie goes.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: On my friend's roof in these village, there's a moxie
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: down there and just right across the street.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: You could just see these people going at it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: Did you linger loiter?
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Def we were all watched. I mean there was like
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: a party on the roof. It was like free entertainment ship.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: We were like, look at these people. I was so
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: fucking briked up.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: It's terrible, terrible fucking and rolling over and just seeing
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: seventy dude. I mean they knew I'd been to Tommy parties.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: It's all dude. Now, that's seventy dudes peering over.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Its probably like nine dudes, four girls.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's dude heavy. You keep the girls quiet too.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I know, I know how your parties are.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, they ain't happened. They're there for show
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: what I'm fucking riffing? Obviously everyone's gonna shoot me daggers
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: because I do a little riffy riff?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: What kind of what kind of positions? Where they? Where
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: are they hitting?
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: All of them? All the good ones grow on top,
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: grow on bottom.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Those are the good ones.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you the
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: hockey game Mark.
• 46:33
  Speaker 12: I know you guys.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney.
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: That's what I thought.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: See it fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Whitney for legendary moments. Damn, that's fucking sweet man. I've
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: never seen anything like that.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: No, it's not too tigers fuck at the San Diego
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Zoo ones.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: That's probably why your family wants to get back on safari.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Your dad's for some fucking national geographic fucking.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: He does watch a lot on that geo.
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: Damn, bro, why don't.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You just come on? Uh, why don't we just schedule
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: the safari at the same time. We probably get a
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: good enemy great. I think this summer, when the summer
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you're going, I don't know. I don't have anything booked yet.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: That's something you should book really pretty far outro I
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: don't know. It just feels like something should book around.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: They're fucking having safaris all the time.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: It's a big part of the safari shortage.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the animals are doing.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Poachers keep doing their thing. I don't think people.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Are poaching anymore. I think it's like mercy killing. I
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: think that they.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: People die on safaris.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Is that right all the time?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: I almost did at the World.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: You got caught on that bridge.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: You get caught on the bridge and it fell, it collapsed.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was almost deadly. There's new stories about that.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think that the animals think that,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: like the the whatever jeeps people are rolling around in
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: are also animals. I don't think they're smart enough.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: That's pretty fucking stupid, dumb ass leopards.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I've always wondered if like dogs know their dogs.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: They they have no idea. Yeah, actually maybe they do.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: They see another dog, their fucking wagontail.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Do you think they know that we're not dogs?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I would think so they know something's off.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what the fuck are these guys doing. They
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: have a different respect for us. They don't get excited
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: at or some dogs get excited when they see a human. Yeah,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of dogs get excited, but they're not as
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: excited as they get when they see a dog.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Do they get excited or do they get angry?
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: My dog gets angry when he sees dogs and humans.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: That's a nasty little boy.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: It's a bad owner right there.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: He just came fucked up, dude. There's no saving him.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: As a puppy. He was just a fucked up puppy.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: A fucked up puppy. He likes dog, He likes our family.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Oh no, big boy.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Usually the smaller dogs are the nasty.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: He's a nasty dog, a mean bastard. Yeah, he bites
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: a big, mean bastard.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: He's never bitten anyone in our family. But he's bitten.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: He beat the mailman, he bit the ups man.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: No.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: He bet the Amazon driver that one. That one, that one.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: We were like, we're going after he's gonna ge. We're
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: gonna have to put him down because there's no way
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: that the Amazon driver doesn't sue us. Amazon driver didn't do.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Shoot, probably didn't know he could, so he was probably
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: like on drugs or something like that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Definitely, that's a great.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Job to be on drugs.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been. He's bitten two of my friends, and
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: he bit my cousin's boyfriend. And that was like that
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: was the final straw. That was the one we were like, yeah,
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: this is not good.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Wait how bad are these?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: But what do you mean final straw? You didn't get
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: rid of the dolls O.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: The other ones were like nips.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: But but how was it the final.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Allowed to meet new people.
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: Solitary?
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he like he can hang.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Out when when we're he's in the hole, just songs
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: if anyone comes over throwing a button at the wall
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: trying to find it in the pitch black.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, he should be thankful there's another option there
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: and it's not Yeah, it's not pretty, but uh he
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: bit my cousin's boyfriend bad, like like right in the calf,
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: latched on, and then he comes back like wagging his
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: tail because he's like, check out what I just did,
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: No big deal, just defended the house.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: You know what you gotta do in situations like that
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: when the dog latches on.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: No limp.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: No, finger in the butt, finger in the room. Yeah,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: finger in the butt kind of just puts the dog
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: in your own butt or yeah, your butt. The dog
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: is like, all right, this guy's a freak. You're disgusting
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: on this guy wiping his tongue off, Like what, this
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: guy's a fucking pervert. That's disgusting. That's gross. It will
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: probably creep him out, though, Yeah, like acting crazy when
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you're getting robbed, like ship yourself once you're getting robbed.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: It's like the Jersey Shore when Ronnie in the situation
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: we're about to fight in the situation, banged his head
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: against the wall.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: And everybody gets that's.
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: Not as good as the double tree.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, double incredible, going to miss.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: But have you ever seen the video that, like the
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: viral video of the dude slamming his head on the
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: on the side of the car, being like, let's fucking fight,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: and then the dude just knocks him out immediately he
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: like concusses himself and then the guy one punches him.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's the other way that that could go.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just did half the fight to yourself?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, far more likely.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: What would you do it for?
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Guy? I was about to beat you up.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I would say, Oh, this is it, show's over.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: They please don't beat me out.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I would ever get in a fight.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: I think I'm pretty Oh.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about to fight. I'm talking about a
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: guy being like I'm gonna kick your ass.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: When would that happen?
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I made life and nothing has You've never gotten beat up,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: not like beat up.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: You've never had someone like I'm gonna beat your ass.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: I think I've been with you when people have been like,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to beat your ass.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Did they do it? No?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Right, tell me more about that. One more people gonna
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: beat round.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: I've got I've have been people at bars like I'm
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: gonna be the fuck out of you. They're like, oh,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: then do it, and then I throw up. Now I
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: uh as a defense mechan like bathrooms at bar like
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: a skunk spring. I feel like if you go to
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: like a packed bar, ninety percent time you ow into
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: the bathroom someone and there's gonna threaten you.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're angry and the yeah because.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: They're all just doing a shit ton of coat and
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: being like I'm the coolest fucking person in the world.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Let's fight.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You always play your stance, keep armlet arm distance.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I me.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: And my friends were at a bar one time in Delaware.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Was really a crowded bathroom mine and I can't perform
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: in front of people.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that can't happen to me too.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't pee in like a urinal and interest
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: is NonStop. So we took over the bathroom and we
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: like closed the door so that I could pay, and
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: people were not happy, but we took it over like
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: we were the fucking Taliban.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: And then they like charged in and they were like,
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: you guys, can't fucking do that. I was like, I
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: had to had to be in privacy.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Did they almost whip your eyes? No?
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: No, no, they're like topic smokes.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I did to see wherever you are, bro.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: When I was in college, I went to a bar
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: and I had a dude. It was it was like
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: a packed bar and I went into the bathroom to
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: take a piss. Same thing. Can't perform in front of people.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Need to go into the stall. I'm waiting, there's a
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: guy behind me in the urine opens up and I'm like, oh,
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: you can go to the urnal. I got to go
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: to the stall. That's always a tough and she was
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: like why and I was like, oh, shy bladder, and
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: he goes he goes prove it. It's like, what the
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: hell does that mean? How do I prove it? Just
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: stand in front of the urnal.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: And my friend Mike had had he was walking through
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: a festival and these dudes were like, show us your
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: dick if you're not a cop right away pull his
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: dick out, and the rest of the people did it,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: and they're like, kind of weird that you're rolling with
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: all those cops.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Which Mike do I know him?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I think you met him once.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Best Mike, No different Mike. What do you mean best
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Mike best man?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Mike, Nah different, Mike.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: I don't want to fan Mike, not Wallow.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: No different.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Mike Wallace says, that's a guy who's gotten in some fights.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not surprising at all.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: That's a guy who's like thrown out more than five
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: head butts in his life.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: That's the guy tellings us to prove he can't be.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, he just goes places looking to fuck with people. Yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: that's the whole Seth thing.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well that's like a happy fuck with Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: But it's still fucking people, and some people just don't
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: want to get fucked with. Yeah, So I wouldn't be
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: surprised if Seth's been in some fights himself, as.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: He I doubt it. I think Seth is like such
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: good vibes. He's like, what, dude, what do you mean
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna fight me? But in like college, I think
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I saw him Mike, like, there's still a blood splatter
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: on the wall if you go back to our college house,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: like a Jackson Pollock painting of when he headbutted so
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: on at the top of a staircase.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, dude. You gotta be a maniac to be
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: throwing head butts.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Out, and like more than one head butts.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Throwing a head butt out, that means that you like
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: you don't give a fuck what happens to your head.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: I've a head buy boy rock of Ahead, so they feel.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: It, huh.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'd ever head bud.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: God, No, what the fuck.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: The activity I'd be least to do in my entire
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: life is throw somebody ahead.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it hurts so much.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I've passed the point where I'd ever
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: get in a fight. I wish I did get in
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: a fight at some point in my life.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: I could see someone being like, oh, little sasquatch, little
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: funny man, I'm gonna kick your ass.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: And then I'd be like, yeah, I'm not a very
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: confrontational person either. I tried to fight one of my
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: best friends when we were in ninth grade, and then
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: I started crying because you love me too much?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Brother? What about video games?
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Probably had something to do with video games.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you's passed. Yeah, fucking threw the controller down, rage quick.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: It wouldn't have been that. I definitely had moments where
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: I raged quit and turned my PlayStation off because he
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: was pissing me off.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, never any I like, I've been in
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: like small fights but like not or like also like rumbles,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: but I've never got this ship beat out of me.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I've been punching in the face and head.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Why what happened? Would you do?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: And no, it was like a part of like a
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: big fight, like big fights.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, brawls.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in college you're just like.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: What the fuck the fuck away from him? Get off him.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Ship does not hurt that bad, though, I promise you, like.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Because you're probably shit faced. Yeah, this is sick.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Look, take a picture of your like fat lit, it's
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: fucking sick.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Definitely not past the point of getting jumped. That's still
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: a real possible. Yeah, that's kind of what that probably
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: will It's probably like inevitable that that will happen.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: You gotta be dangerous, be dangerous, fight back. Have you
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: ever seen the fucking Jordan Peterson clips where he's like,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: if you're not dangerous?
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: What does he say?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: He's like, if you're not dangerous, then your peace means nothing.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Being peaceful means nothing if you're not restraining yourself. It's
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: a preposterous thing to think.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Now, I haven't seen that.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: You've got to be dangerous? Are you fuck with Peterson?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I know you don't watch any Peterson. You never even
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: heard of Peterson Peterson?
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I mean, I I know he does,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: you know talk.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: People seem to like him, though he's not really like
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: quite Andrew Tate. He's like a little less right.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: He's like old Canadian Andrew Tate wear suits and ship
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: like that. He's not like, uh, I think some people
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: hate him, but like you know what I mean.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Not as much as other people though.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew Tate's like a fucking sex trafficker. Him and
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Louis c K. We're probably in fucking cohoots with each other,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: and that what if Louis c K fucking meets me
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: one time? Sude I saw it, heob be mad that
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I made a joke about him.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Someone saw someone said me a tweet the other day
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: of Andrew Tate fan account being like, you're dating a
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: twelve out of ten. She's rich as fuck, she does
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: everything you want for you, but she doesn't like Andrew Tate.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: What do you do in all the comments are like
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: like most of them would be like dump her, it's
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: not worth it. She like that, and then like one
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: then like every now and then there'd be one be
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: like grow with her, teach her to learn, teach her
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: to learn how to like takes, and everyone will be like,
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: this is the answer that we were looking for.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: This is the way.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she will learn as a man.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: She does all the things that Andrew Tate tells a
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: woman that she has to do. Yeah, she'll figure it
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: out herself. And she's really a twelve out of ten.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: What do you think is demographic? Is? Do you? I
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: think ye? Old boy?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: No, No, I think it's closer to ten ten year old boy.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's like thirteen. And then I think
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of like jacked Indian dudes who are
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: like super into Andrew Tate. I'm so aware to odd.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: I think that's like fifty percent of his demographic. That's
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: the point, bro. And they're like, I thought I was
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: gonna get pussy. They're like everyone told me if I
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: worked out, I would get pussy, and now they can't
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: get what is this? Yeah, and they're still not getting pussy.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Look at my dick. It's dry.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, well now I hate women, No, seriously, dude.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Every time I every time I can, Andrew tap post
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: comes up on my Instagram like one of those fan accounts.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: All the comments are jacked Indian dudes.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Who are like stiff leg backhand slapping people. Yeah, classic
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: j I d J j I d is a good
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: ass rapper, Bro, don't fucking push him on j I
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Z's name.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Never heard of him, can't be that good.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Cancel him, Cancel Tommy, you have no jid, Bro, it
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: was sneaky goat.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Hey, Bro, I'm fucking with you guys. I'm fucking with
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: A right Okay, that's good. That's that's that to the pod. No,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: you're crazy, bro, I think you would like him.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: I don't. Don't. You don't have to think I do.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: I know him and I like his music, and I
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: know multiple of the songs.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Top three bars, Red Lion, Gem, Saloon Factory. Okay, they're
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: both on their phone, so I guess I'll start entertaining it.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: My boy. My boy Wick said, just sent me a beat.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Just now, see if we can listen to it. Bro,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I want to hear what. I want to hear what
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck he's talking about. He definitely fucking spased on this.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Bro ship sounds hard.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Bro Heart's fuck.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Wicks based on this one.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: That she could be a hit.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck to tell me?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Feel free to hop him whatever. Sixteen sixteen bars, bro.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah, I don't know. You can count bars right obviously,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: So if you ever notice, like Drake kind of wraps
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: off beat he takes out now it's a thing.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: So like a lot of go dunt dun't dun't dun
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: and Drake kind of wraps off the beata. I saw
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: TikTok about this. I saw that saying TikTok, and I
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: was not able to tell if it was accurate or not,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: but the man spoke with confidence.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck fuck those people WHOA and fuck you too, Tommy,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: fuck those people. Anybody who's not a jacked Indian dude,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: With exactly me neither. All right, Well, thank you guys
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: for listening. Let's end the show. Yeah, why don't we
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: end the show right now. Let's end this.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: We'll see you guys in Iceland right now. So I'll
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: be back.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Thanks for coming on, Thanks for coming on, Tommy, No,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: you're welcome, all right, Thank you guys, R thanks for
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: coming on.
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