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Pierogi & Salmon Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.9.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Getting my name wrong really describes
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  my life. It arrived by mail. We warm up with
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  a brisk walk to the entrance. Brisk walk. Thought
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  you said one said set. The television said I
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  can lay cardio that understands. Put it on the
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  schedule. Commuters. It's 6 .07. A full mug to
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  call it. Mug since caller number four says listeners
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  are switching to podcasts. Podcasts. Those are
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  radio shows people can pause and choose and listen
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  whenever they want. Our commercial break. Coming
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  up. Traffic. Weather. Looks disappointed. He's
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  doing a whole app. People can listen while walking
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  the dog. Until the traffic clears, I'll be making
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  a segment. People are like viewing my stuff online.
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  It's great. You know, that's kind of the point.
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  An Instagram account has been stalking me. Blocked
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  me. So I can't even. That conversation was like.
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  Welcome. Spreadsheet of every time I noticed.
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  You made a spreadsheet about being blocked? One
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  is colored. Ryan said no contact. What's the
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  respectful next move? Stop trying to get his
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  attention. This is your moment. Defending Tampa.
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  Unplugged. Ah, we'll do that later. The Rays.
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  On our New York Sports Radio. Because I want
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  them to address me. I'm Aaron Jacobson. Everyone,
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  it's for WFAN in New York to notice me. Please,
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  attention to WFAN. Give us our big break. Geo,
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  to, you know, to acknowledge us and trash us.
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  Then maybe, maybe I'll get out of Tampa. I have
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  dreams of a big market. The Bay, average, even
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  though I like plugs, she couldn't help me. The
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  New York Sports. We're in 28th place and only
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  ahead of the Miami Dolphins and the Oakland Athletics
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  or wherever they're playing, Sacramento. But
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  I am Pat and Aaron. I just want to go national.
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  We talked so bad about Covino and Rich. Jealous.
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  They get the national spot. And I'm Aaron Jacobson.
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  I'm going viral on Reddit. I mean, there's so
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  much I wanted to get to. Selfie Reign takes herself
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  way too seriously. She's not even a good OnlyFans
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  star. At least like Lily Phillips or Bonnie Bloom.
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  At least they have sex. At least they're putting
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  their body on the line. Selfie Reign does that
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  thing where she acts like she's so sexy and she
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  acts like she's, you know, so religious even
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  though she's posting immature, dirty images online.
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  That's what the Bible would say. Jeebus would
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  say. The disciples would probably run a train
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  on her. But the thing is, Pete Davidson was making
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  fun of OnlyFangirls. And here is her response.
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  And she is 22 years old. Is Sophie Rain. Finding
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  a public figure named Sophie Ray. Alexa, I said,
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  Alexa, I said Sophie Rain. Got it. Sophie Rain
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  is 21 years old now. Yeah, and she's, Alexa,
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  stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa. Thank you. She said
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  she worked a nine to five job for three years.
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  How? Alexa, I'm not talking to you, honey. Sophie
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  Rain said that she worked a nine to five job
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  for three years. Alexa, Alexa, stop. Again, we'll
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  do take four because Alexa won't shut up. She's
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  like a wife. Sophie Rain said she worked a nine
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  to five for three years. But the funny part was
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  she's 21 years old. So if she got into, were
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  you doing it at like age 16? Telling you guys
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  some facts about myself since Pete Davidson said,
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  who the f*** are you? Yeah, the fact that she's
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  responding, you know, she's really hurt. Her
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  daddy issues are through the roof. And yes, I
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  am the girl who made $40 million in a year for
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  doing nothing. You really are doing nothing.
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  You just were blessed with a hot ass type body.
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  Though I am a social media influencer and a TikToker.
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  If you have to say you're an influencer, you're
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  not an influential. I thought that. The whole
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  point of the word influential was that, I don't
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  know, you're not telling people you're influential.
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  My main source of income comes from being a bop.
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  You haven't seen my content? Well, you're in
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  for a treat. Although the - Oh yeah, why? Any
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  hot girl. You look like every hot girl at LA
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  Fitness that barely does the treadmill and just
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  wants people to check out their ass. Money does
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  come easy for me. It wasn't always like that.
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  I used to work a nine to five job as a server
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  for three and a half years. Oh wow. A nine to
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  five. That's not really true. Most places don't
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  open it. I mean, unless it's like breakfast.
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  I just don't believe you. That's not a nine to
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  five. To me, a nine to five is sitting in the
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  office. Before doing social media. Contrary to
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  popular belief, being an influencer is a lot
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  of work. You have to post every single day without
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  fail. Oh, no. Posting your... How do you do it?
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  You're so... Your views are going to drop tremendously.
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  Oh, yeah. Poor you. How do you think comedians
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  feel coming up... I thought Pete would know this
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  after dating the most popular influencer in the
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  world, but I guess paying attention to your significant
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  other isn't everyone's priority in a relationship.
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  And no, I'm not saying it's as hard as a full
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  -time job, but it takes a lot of effort to stay
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  popular and relevant. And besides just making
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  money all the time, I do enjoy a simple life.
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  Oh, do you really? With your mansion? Because
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  you shall have your butt. Full time on a farm
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  where I scoop cow shit in my free time. Very
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  soon when you hit the wall, that's all you'll
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  be doing. This show has only begun and we have
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  so much more to get to. Yeah, there is currently
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  a war going on. About the one that Trump started
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  because he's a piece of garbage. I'm baby mama.
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  I'm chasing girlfriend. Twins. A threesome would
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  cure all problems, but what do I know? Chris
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  Brown's baby mama drama has been taking over
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  the internet. Let me give you guys a little rundown
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  of what happened. Yeah, just a freaking walking
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  headache. Chris, what are you doing, dude? One
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  time I hung out with DJ Hook and he said 50 Cent
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  used to buy boxes of condoms. That's what you
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  got to do. So Chris Brown's girlfriend, Jada
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  Wallace, is speaking out after his baby mama,
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  Diamond Brown, asked the court for a major increase
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  in... She looks like her name would be Diamond
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  Brown. Alexa, why is Diamond Brown... Called
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  Diamond Brown even though she never got married
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  to Chris Brown. Was that her name she was born
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  with? Diamond Brown is actually her given name.
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  She was born Diamond Brown on September 2nd.
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  Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. That's very coincidental.
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  Child support. As you guys may know, TMZ broke
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  the story Monday. Alexa, no one's talking to
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  you, honey. Diamond is seeking around $45 ,000
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  a month. Alexa, no one's talking to you. Yeah,
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  this freaking Diamond Brown's a hot piece of
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  ass, but you know she's just freaking. There's
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  someone I dated, just a cloud -chasing moron.
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  From Chris to support their daughter, Lovely.
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  Shortly after our story dropped, Jada took to
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  Instagram. Just a perfect side check. To call
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  Diamond out. Jada posted, Diamond, please. Every
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  one of us is overly taken care of and you know
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  that. Oh, yeah. She just wants more money because
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  all these women hit the wall. They're sitting
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  with a poopy house. And they're like, oh, my
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  God. What am I supposed to do? Oh, no. Stop being
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  ungrateful and miserable. Now, Chris Brown's
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  other two. Well, you can't tell a woman to hit
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  the wall and not be miserable. It's going to
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  last forever. Baby mamas entered the chat with
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  quickness, basically saying that Chris takes
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  care of all of his responsibilities. Listen,
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  I don't think Chris Brown's a great guy by any
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  means, but Diamond Brown is annoying. Absolutely
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  hot piece of ass, annoying woman. Goes above
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  and beyond to make sure everyone is taken care
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  of. But not Diamond Brown. You know, Chris brings
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  the ruckus. Halle Berry's freaking hot. He's
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  a legend. There's no denying it. But this next
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  headline proves that, again, it's a double standard.
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  Her response to going to court is that she's
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  being bullied. You're a bully in real life, honey.
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  I'm a victim of domestic violence. I am not a
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  perpetrator of violence. Then why was he able
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  to get the restraining order? I ain't saying
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  this guy's a saint. They're both scumbags. They
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  probably should not have dated, but no one's
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  innocent in this situation. And Halle Berry is
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  used to... Everybody kissing her ass. If it goes
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  back to the song by Hurricane Chris that was
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  played in the club when I was in seventh grade.
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  I have never physically, emotionally, or otherwise
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  abused Maceo. Well, what does Maceo say about
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  it? I don't want any harm to come to a child.
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  Oh, thank God. That's the bare friggin' minimum,
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  honey. Allie provided text messages and these
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  photographs of Maceo in her 191 -page response
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  to Olivier's request for a restraining order.
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  She claims they were taken the night of the alleged
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  choking incident and show the 13 -year -old playing
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  with a virtual reality headset. Halle says when
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  Maceo saw her recording him, they, quote, began
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  playfully roughhousing. Given Maceo's neurodivergence
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  issues, he is quite active and really likes this
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  kind of wrestle play. I never choked him, never
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  told him who. Of course he likes to wrestle play.
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  It's freaking Halle Berry. He's wrestling around
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  with her. Mommy, I saw this thing in Pornhub.
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  And we have so much. I'm going through a breakup.
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  I was looking up how to get over breakups and
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  definitely tell he had a dark, demonic side,
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  even though he believed in God, which I think
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  God's probably ashamed of him. He's probably
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  like, I probably shouldn't have created him.
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  So what's going on here? According to newly filed
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  court docs obtained by TMZ, Andrew Tate allegedly
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  had some seriously disturbing pornography on
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  his devices. No way. A guy with that dark demonic
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  vibes doing that? Who would have freaking thought?
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  Including pornography depicting sexual acts with
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  a horse and an eel. And it wasn't the usual girls
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  he bangs that look like horses. The allegations
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  are laid out in a massive filing connected to...
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  Yeah, this is... And this is who this generation
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  looked up to. I never liked him. He said one
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  thing, but it was not the first time someone
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  said it. It wasn't like, Andrew Tick. But he
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  pretty much said that energy is something that
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  you cannot replace. So whenever you're feeling
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  bad in the club about your breakup, that's energy
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  that can't be replaced. Go to the gym. It's the
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  UK's effort to extradite Tate from the United
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  States, and it gets pretty dark. Oh, yeah, Andrew
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  Tick. Andrew Tate is a dark guy. British authorities
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  allege that Tate possessed explicit images depicting
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  people having s*** with live animals. Ah, yeah,
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  a good old donkey show. Specifically, a horse
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  and an eel. Along with other extreme pornography
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  that depicted acts likely to cause serious genital
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  injury. Oh, wow, I'm feeling genital injury just
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  thinking about this. The docs also accused Tate
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  of making and possessing scores of indecent videos
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  and images of a minor. He got burned in hell.
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  The problem is he was claiming to be religious.
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  He does kind of represent religion in 2020. Now,
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  here's the deal. If you're listening in Fresno,
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  it's freaking Monday morning, so that sucks.
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  But as of right now that I'm recording, the sun
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  came out, and it's just fucking Friday, dude.
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  Let's go. That's what we finna do, kill the radio.
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  I know you don't smoke weed. I do. I know this.
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  Got it. But I'm going to get you high today.
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  Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and
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  you ain't got shit to do. I mean, I have the
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  day off, so I can kind of relate to that. How
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  are you doing? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
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  host, Ryan Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856
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  -494 -6773. I am so excited. The sun came out.
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  Now, it's been a while since the sun came out
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  in Florida, which you would probably have a hard
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  time believing. You would think I'm out of my
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  mind when I say that. Oh, but it's true. It's
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  been about three days. Now for people living
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  in like Cleveland, that sounds ridiculous. Three
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  days. We were losing our mind. I was, I noticed
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  the goth girls, the girls that love like a good
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  murder documentary in the club. I noticed they
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  were loving it. And those are the girls you got
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  to watch out for. It was funny. Uh, I usually
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  don't post pictures of myself, but I have one
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  on my Instagram, at Ryan Hobby Radio. I met Titus
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  O 'Neill. He knows who I am. I've met him a few
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  times. I called him the Saint of Tampa Bay all
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  over the radio waves of Migs and Swig, and then
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  the bone used that term, so that was great. Always
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  a bridesmaid, but there's me taking credit for
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  a nickname. He is one of the most generous dudes
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  ever. Really funny about it is the fact that
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  I have an iPhone 15, so my iPhone's getting old,
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  dude. And the camera does not work at all. Only
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  the selfie camera works, and half the time it's
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  blurry. So I'm in the hallway, and I'm like,
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  I had said hi to Titus earlier, but I said to
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  Titus, I said, hey, could I get a selfie? He
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  goes, sure. And then I go to put it in reverse,
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  and he goes, dude, we got to move. That does
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  not look good at all. And I'm like, ugh, my hero's
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  crushing me. I would rather have him had us move.
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  Then take a crappy selfie and everyone's like,
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  what is it, out of a potato? But it was at that
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  moment that I realized I need a new phone. It
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  was at that moment that I realized maybe that
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  was karma for all the smack talking I do. Ryan
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  Hoppy's on the mic and he's not holding back.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Also, have
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  you noticed recently, it feels like internet
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  across the board everywhere. Internet and let's
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  say, I don't know. a kava bar internet at an
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  arena internet at home internet at the library
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  everywhere you go internet has gotten a much
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  slower and it's a problem i am convinced these
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  companies are holding back i just noticed like
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  internet in 2013 felt so fast and now it's like
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  what's going on are we losing our mind it's time
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  for hoppy's inbox only on hoppy hour with ryan
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  hoppy all right here's the deal it's uh it was
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  national frappe day and uh one of my listeners
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  said that they may walk to starbucks to get a
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  frappe and that their favorite is the matcha
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  green tea oh yeah and this was weird someone
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  commented on my video about uh chris brown and
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  jada wallace jada defending chris brown from
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  his annoying baby mama and someone said jada's
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  not his girlfriend which The whole point of the
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  TMZ headline was it was a baby mama versus the
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  girlfriend. So I did not know what that meant.
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  I got nervous. I had to fact check. And I was
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  like, oh, I was right. I should always have steel
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  memory. You know, I'm kidding. Lonnie Smith,
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  one of our diehard listeners. I love this. He
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  used to say this. He said this for like the last
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  10 years of my social media. Coming in loud and
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  clear from Hooker's Prairie, young man. Yeah,
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  I need to go to Hooker's Prairie. You know, it
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  sounds like a good time. I went to Hooker's Prairie
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  because, you know, the Tampa version would be
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  Nebraska Avenue. Also, a little too cocky recently.
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  I was noticing I was getting nicer comments on
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  YouTube because if you judge my show off of YouTube,
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  I have no listens. If you were to go and look
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  at my YouTube numbers, I get 5 ,000 views a month.
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  I get 15 ,000 listeners a month. But on YouTube,
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  you would think if you based off of YouTube,
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  You would think nobody listens to this show.
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  That's what you would think. And what happened
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  was somebody wrote, I can see why no one listens
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  to this show. You have two views. And I'm like,
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  you know what? I don't have two views. I have
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  70 downloads. And that's a fact. No. I love the
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  internet's obsession with stats. Obviously, it's
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  not Joe Rogan on there. But, you know. Where's
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  your podcast? Let's see you do 14 ,000 people.
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  I have almost as many listeners per month as
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  there are attendances at the Rays game. But actually,
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  when I say that out loud, now it sounds less
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  impressive. The hour. The hour. The hour will
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  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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  We also need to be affectionate. And you can
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  see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They
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  do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
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  Yeah. use bucket loads of lube If you think you
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  have enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if
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  you don't feel like listening to this next song,
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  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
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  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
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  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
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  here. For the weekend, unless you're listening
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  at Fresno. It's time for Every Day of My Weekend.
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  I'm a card and juice man, but I'm on that juice
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  man. Give me five bottles of that goose, I get
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  a loose man. Do that on the handstand, do this
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  shit every day. Ballin' to my plan. Oh, it says,
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  and those other rappers don't get any credit.
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  That sucks. I feel that. Not getting credit,
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  but whatever. Oh, yeah. Week five in the NFL.
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  Alexa, how are you, baby doll? Doing well. Thanks.
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  I'm just a tool, so I don't have feelings, but
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  I'm ready to help. What's on your mind? Alexa,
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  you not having feelings is like the rest of the
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  women in the room, so you're not that different,
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  to be honest. I don't have a gender or physical
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  form, so I can't relate to that experience. I'm
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  just a tool designed to help with tasks. What
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  can I help you get done today? Alexa, most people
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  don't know what their gender is, so you're really
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  not that different. I'm just a tool for tasks
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  and info. Wow, you are not fun today. Alexa.
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  Alexa, recap. The Buccaneers win last night.
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  The Buccaneers finally broke the streak, beating
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  the Cowboys 24 -16 on Thursday night in Arlington.
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  Holland Daniels, stepping in for Mayfield, completed
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  19 -25 for 189 yards. Let's see here. We got
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  so much going on here. Alexa, am I talking to
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  you? Alexa, why do you always assume I'm talking
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  to you? Now she goes quiet. Alexa, stop. You
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  were annoying. So last night, it was the Buccaneers
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  finally getting on it. But there was also this.
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  I made it a point to stop putting their faces
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  on my social media. Kylie Kelsey is pulling back
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  on her social media. Oh yeah, she ain't showing
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  the kids' faces, which is a good thing because
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  those Eagles fans are crazy. And those Swifties
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  are crazy. During the October 7th episode of
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  the... Gosh, she's looking pretty hot though.
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  Squeeze podcast, the wife of Jason Kelsey, with
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  whom she shares daughters Wyatt, Elliot, Bennett,
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  and Finn. I love how the media then shows a picture
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  of the kids' faces with the one they have available,
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  scumbags. Shares that she's putting a pause on
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  how often she shares her kids' lives on social
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  media. I made it a point to stop putting their
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  faces. All right, you go, girl. Feminacy, you
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  go, sister. Here's Joe Burrow talking to the
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  media. Is there one thing that galled you coming
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  out of the game that really galled you? I love
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  when the media uses big words like, look at us.
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  I don't know that one. You'll have to bring the
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  Webster's out for me. Is there any one play that
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  really pissed you off that you wanted to say,
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  I'm going to work on this Wednesday? Not worked
• 40:56
  on, but obviously the red zone interception is
• 40:59
  the one that really stands out. Yeah, it's a
• 41:03
  pretty big play. Here's Mike McDaniel on how
• 41:06
  the season is so far as offensive coordinator
• 41:09
  of the Chargers. I don't have, I have about,
• 41:13
  I think it's probably. He is not as confident
• 41:19
  as when he was the head coach of the Dolphins,
• 41:21
  dude. I'm 0 % entitlement. Yeah, you can't be
• 41:28
  entitled when you're out in LA and those taxes
• 41:30
  are screwing you without lube. I don't, I don't.
• 41:36
  Uh, yeah, he sounds flustered in the club. Here's
• 41:43
  Tyreek Hill in court talking about his marriage.
• 41:47
  And that could be because the baby was close
• 41:49
  to coming. I don't know. When you say things
• 41:52
  begin to change, could you tell me what you are
• 41:55
  referring to? I'm like a very, like, on -time
• 42:00
  person. Like, I'm used to being on time, doing
• 42:02
  things a certain way, like waking up, having
• 42:05
  my routine and stuff like that. Wow, that is
• 42:07
  a terrible microphone. You would think he knows
• 42:09
  how to talk into the microphone. So he blamed
• 42:12
  his family on the reason why he doesn't play
• 42:14
  as well. Here is a cameo from Mike, about Mike
• 42:23
  Evans from John Gruden. How the hell could you
• 42:26
  trade Mike Evans if you're a Buck fan? I mean,
• 42:30
  do you know he's had 13 straight thousand yard
• 42:32
  seasons, not even Jerry Wright? I mean, how could
• 42:34
  you do that? How can you call yourself a Bucks
• 42:37
  fan and trade Mike Evans? I don't like John Gruden.
• 42:40
  He's got a lot of allegations of being a racist
• 42:43
  twat. Jesus. Must have been eating chicken wings.
• 42:48
  I don't know, man. What? I just said that. Grape
• 42:54
  juice? What are you doing? He must have been
• 42:57
  drunk. You know what would really be great? Is
• 43:01
  if you guys understand this. On October 15th.
• 43:05
  Yeah. My brother's the head coach of the Washington
• 43:09
  Redskins. Oh, yeah. He made sure to say that
• 43:11
  name. And the Buccaneers go in there, and they're
• 43:14
  kicking their ass. I kind of remember that. Four
• 43:17
  to nothing halftime lead. And they end up, okay,
• 43:20
  Kirk Cousins. That's the game. You like that,
• 43:23
  GQ? The Redskins come back and win 31 to 30.
• 43:28
  I really think I remember that. Throw a bullet
• 43:31
  slant to Jordan Reed. He's got a good memory,
• 43:35
  kind of like me. Oh, Odell Beckham Jr. is now
• 43:39
  in Minnesota, which frankly might be good for
• 43:43
  him. That might be what he needs. So here is
• 43:47
  Dak Prescott. He's walking down the aisle singing.
• 43:55
  He's walking down the aisle, and an employee,
• 43:58
  probably like a hot dog stand guy or a gender,
• 44:00
  does this. He says, embarrassing. And he goes,
• 44:15
  he heard me. You said it once I looked off, huh?
• 44:19
  What did you say, Dak? You sound like a moron.
• 44:21
  You said it once I looked off, huh? He goes,
• 44:24
  he said that once I looked off, right? Yeah,
• 44:27
  Dak's a baby. He is just Alexa. What is going
• 44:31
  wrong with Dak Prescott's career? Prescott's
• 44:36
  numbers look solid. 105 pass rating, 8 TDs, 1
• 44:40
  INT in 4 games. But his career's been hit by
• 44:43
  injuries and missed opportunities. He's missed
• 44:45
  26 games over the last six seasons, especially
• 44:48
  in even -numbered years, and the Cowboys have
• 44:50
  only two playoff wins in his era, so the pressures
• 44:53
  mounting and doubts about his durability keep
• 44:55
  growing. Alexa, how old is he now? Dak Prescott
• 45:01
  is 33 years old now. Oh, yeah, Alexa, stop. Alexa,
• 45:05
  stop. Wow, he is the same age. Yeah, he's starting
• 45:08
  to hit that wall, dude, you know. For the first
• 45:14
  time ever, this Super Bowl will be on Disney+.
• 45:19
  I am not a big fan of... I don't know what the
• 45:23
  word is. The HBO... Or not HBO. There's so many
• 45:29
  of them. Disney Plus is weird. I liked when it
• 45:31
  was just Disney. Because now it's like... They
• 45:35
  merged it with Hulu. And I'm like, I'm not supposed
• 45:38
  to be seeing It's Always Sunny on a Disney app.
• 45:41
  I know technically, but it just doesn't feel
• 45:43
  like it's Disney anymore. And this one was just
• 45:45
  like Goof Troop or whatever. But there's my opinion.
• 45:50
  I used to produce that dreadful podcast by that
• 45:53
  boomer about Bitcoin. And he used to go, that's
• 45:57
  my opinion and I'm sticking with it. And that's
• 46:00
  kind of how I feel about that. What's going on
• 46:02
  here? This is the discussion on TMZ about those
• 46:08
  guardian helmets for the brains of football players.
• 46:11
  In the NFL, put more and more emphasis on head
• 46:13
  injuries and keeping players safe. To that note,
• 46:18
  you've seen a lot of players trying to kind of
• 46:21
  take care of themselves. They've been wearing
• 46:22
  those guardian caps, right? They don't look great.
• 46:25
  I think that's kind of the consensus. Yeah, it's
• 46:27
  not a great look in the club. If they keep you
• 46:31
  safe, then it's worth it, right? Well, turns
• 46:35
  out that they might not be keeping players safe.
• 46:39
  Man, TMZ is like the group you don't want info
• 46:42
  coming out of. You know, Goodell. Actually, Goodell
• 46:45
  might not even care. At all. According to that
• 46:48
  guy right there, that's Chris Nowinski. He was
• 46:51
  a linebacker back in the day, but he has really
• 46:53
  become the foremost authority when it comes to
• 46:56
  brain injuries. He works with Boston University.
• 47:02
  He is one of the guys that actually collects
• 47:04
  players' brains and studies them and tries to
• 47:07
  figure out whether or not... Oh, yeah. You need
• 47:10
  to take the brains of morning radio hosts. They
• 47:12
  might have CTE, too. They've got CTE. And he
• 47:16
  says it's not effective. There you go. Let's
• 47:19
  see what we have here. Here's Aaron Rodgers talking
• 47:24
  about that little sideline exchange with Mike
• 47:26
  McCarthy. One of the things you'd like to see
• 47:28
  going forward? I'm not going to touch that one.
• 47:30
  Yeah, he's a bitch. He's just an absolute beta
• 47:34
  male bitch. Just a bitch. Anybody else? Does
• 47:40
  that include the interaction with Mike about
• 47:42
  how to get him in quicker? Yeah, Mike and I have
• 47:45
  talked. Yeah, he's like, I'm used to your narcissism
• 47:48
  since day one, Aaron. I'm the only coach you've
• 47:52
  won a championship with. Crystal Hafner's going
• 47:57
  off on Jessica Biel for making a documentary
• 47:59
  about Playboy. Crystal, nobody forced you to
• 48:03
  go to a Playboy mansion. You're getting buyer's
• 48:07
  remorse. You're embarrassed that you had all
• 48:10
  that sex, you know, there. And now you're taking
• 48:13
  it out on others. It is absolutely, positively
• 48:17
  ridiculous. And this goes with either gender.
• 48:20
  I can't stand when somebody doesn't take responsibility
• 48:23
  for who they have sex with. It's repulsive. It
• 48:28
  shows that you're a classless moron. Oh, Minka
• 48:32
  Kelly and Dan Reynolds broke up, so that sucks.
• 48:36
  Britney Spears was at Dollywood with her sons.
• 48:40
  Wonder if they shut down the place. And Clavel
• 48:44
  and Offset may have to testify in a legal battle,
• 48:47
  so that sounds fun. And there is a new mugshot
• 48:51
  guy that they're saying his name is Cash Hackney
• 48:53
  and he's 19 years old. So he's all messed up
• 48:55
  from being in school during COVID. And they're
• 48:58
  saying he's more handsome than clavicular, which
• 49:00
  to me is not that big of an accomplishment. Okay.
• 49:08
  One of the defendants in the Jane Doe lawsuit
• 49:12
  involving alleged rape at Cornell has hired Barry.
• 49:17
  Yeah. I don't know if you've noticed. I have
• 49:20
  a lot of opinions on the Cornell story. And I
• 49:24
  am going to the grave with them. I have never
• 49:28
  seen a topic that I am so afraid of. I have never
• 49:33
  seen a topic that I just am not touching. Because
• 49:37
  people don't listen to what I say. People hear
• 49:40
  what they want to hear. And if I give any opinion,
• 49:43
  then I'm the bad guy. So yeah, whenever I see
• 49:46
  anything going on with... That girl, whatever
• 49:50
  her name is, Lucy Craig, I just, you know, get
• 49:54
  out of there. I want nothing to do with it. And
• 50:02
  that is my opinion, and I'm sticking with it.
• 50:05
  Big guns. The same firm that repped Diddy in
• 50:09
  the sex trafficking case, Luigi Mangione in his
• 50:11
  murder case. Yeah, you need to get Young Thug's
• 50:13
  lawyer. Ace is now repping one of those Cornell
• 50:16
  frat boys. Why would you not get Young Thug or
• 50:18
  Lil Durk's lawyer? That's who you want in the
• 50:20
  club. And it is the Agnipolo Law Firm. The charges
• 50:23
  here are incredibly serious. They're hiring Agnipolo
• 50:25
  and company for a reason. Yeah, their parents
• 50:28
  have money. They're totally serious. Travis Kelsey
• 50:34
  was celebrating his birthday. Happy birthday,
• 50:37
  Mr. Kelsey. Totally didn't cheat on Taylor with
• 50:41
  an NDA. He was out with his new wife, Taylor
• 50:45
  Swift. Oh yeah, she's so hot and not at all.
• 50:51
  Wait, this is his birthday? We know what she
• 50:53
  got him. Blowjob with teeth. It's only for Jewish
• 51:00
  people and it's a myth anyway. It's not even
• 51:01
  on your birthday. Holly Berry is responding.
• 51:09
  Yeah, when a man's accused of what they're accused
• 51:11
  of, they're immediately guilty. But all the feminists
• 51:14
  in the club are defending Holly Berry. To claims
• 51:19
  by her ex -husband, she physically abused her
• 51:22
  son. She says she wants him to stop playing the
• 51:25
  virtual reality game. Yeah, Halle Berry just
• 51:31
  seems like kind of a dirty run abroad, in my
• 51:33
  opinion. Really look at her and go, oh, it's
• 51:36
  Halle Berry. Just an insufferable woman. Oh,
• 51:42
  what's going on here? Here are five things that
• 51:45
  I do for my husband that would send a low effort
• 51:47
  wife into a coma. I hate the beeping of this
• 51:51
  word. Fuck. Starting with the first one that's
• 51:53
  probably going to piss half of you off. I serve
• 51:55
  my husband his plate every. Single night. Oh,
• 52:00
  yeah, it's freaking hot. Actually, the man barely
• 52:02
  knows where the plates are in this house, and
• 52:04
  that's exactly how I like it. Oh, yeah, that's
• 52:07
  the way I like it. I cook. I make his plate.
• 52:11
  I bring it to him when he's finished with it.
• 52:14
  All right, good for you. That relationship's
• 52:18
  going to end well, because all her friends are
• 52:19
  going to be like, oh, the man should be doing
• 52:22
  it. That is what's going to happen there. Guys,
• 52:26
  a woman wants a man. Her dream man is not going
• 52:31
  to put up with BS. Yeah, you know, the problem
• 52:36
  is there's always BS in relationships because
• 52:38
  you're just two strangers that got attracted
• 52:41
  to each other and now are banging. Her dream
• 52:46
  man is not going to allow her to treat him like
• 52:51
  shit. All right, you can say that all you want,
• 52:53
  but I don't believe it. I had spent so many years
• 53:01
  being in my masculine. So many years. Man, this
• 53:06
  Jetta Diabella is like Andrew Tate with a vagina.
• 53:09
  My masculine in the television industry. Ah,
• 53:12
  good for you. She's saying women should not be
• 53:14
  masculine. I do like when a girl has good arms.
• 53:18
  Because, I mean, you know, when they're going
• 53:20
  down, they use those arms. They flex a little
• 53:24
  bit. They got muscles. Pretty freaking hot. Here
• 53:28
  is a woman saying, you can't arrest me. I have
• 53:30
  a master's degree. Miss Day. All right, ma 'am,
• 53:33
  you're charged with injury to a child by omission,
• 53:35
  okay? That means you knew something was going
• 53:38
  on or should have known something was going on
• 53:40
  inside the house. I did. Now, this is a warrant
• 53:44
  that's signed by the 413th District Court, Judge
• 53:46
  Bosworth. I'm setting your bond at $100 ,000.
• 53:49
  Oh, yeah, she needs one of her sugar beans to
• 53:51
  build her sugar daddy's brother. Also... Also,
• 53:57
  before you exit this, before you get out of jail,
• 53:59
  okay, you're going to have to go before the district
• 54:01
  court prior to release. All right? That sounds
• 54:05
  terrible. In addition to that, I also have an
• 54:08
  emergency protective order for you as well. All
• 54:11
  right? You'll have to abide by all the terms
• 54:12
  of that, all the bond conditions that are attached
• 54:15
  to this. Yeah, when a man goes through it, he's
• 54:17
  crucified and told he needs it, but then the
• 54:20
  woman's like, I don't need it. Shut up. As well.
• 54:24
  Sir, did they read the CPS report? Because CPS
• 54:27
  told me yesterday that she knew that this is
• 54:31
  not true and that she was very shocked by what's
• 54:34
  happened to me. Well, ma 'am, I know there's
• 54:36
  two sides or three sides or five sides to every
• 54:38
  story. But I can only tell you the information
• 54:39
  that I have. Okay, so I'm going to tell you something,
• 54:43
  okay? So you can't really argue with him. He's
• 54:46
  just here to tell you what you're charged with
• 54:47
  and tell you what your bond is, okay? I have
• 54:48
  a professor in communication. My husband's a
• 54:50
  pastor. Husband's a pastor. That's the only one
• 54:53
  worse. They're Christian authors. Heather and
• 54:56
  Seth Day was arrested filing child abuse allegations.
• 54:59
  Seth faces felony charges for physical and sexual
• 55:02
  assault while she's concealing abuse and she
• 55:05
  defended it. He's just telling you what's going
• 55:10
  on now. What a dirty rotten bread. Just makes
• 55:13
  women look bad. I want to lighten up the mood
• 55:17
  a little bit, so let's play this clip from Family
• 55:22
  Guy. Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't
• 55:26
  wait to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy
• 55:28
  cow. I love that clip. Just needing to kind of,
• 55:41
  you know, cheer up the mood after talking about
• 55:43
  child molestation. You know what I mean? What's
• 55:46
  going on here? This weekend, I ran 31 miles,
• 55:50
  ate a truly irresponsible amount of Taco Bell,
• 55:52
  and finished the hardest ultra marathon of my
• 55:54
  life. That is so gross. Here's a recap of the
• 55:57
  legendary Taco Bell 50K. God, you know this girl
• 56:00
  probably farts in front of you. So they're jogging
• 56:07
  while eating Taco Bell. That's just not it, dog.
• 56:12
  I'm not in the mood. Actually, I'm not in the
• 56:14
  mood to talk about Megyn Kelly. She's just a
• 56:18
  dirty rotten broad. Supposedly Gen Z is the brokest
• 56:23
  generation ever. Oh, thanks, birds. What's going
• 56:26
  on with Stephen A. Douchebag? I can't listen
• 56:41
  to that. I've heard he's a nice guy. I did people
• 56:45
  to help him out, but I'm just not a Stephen A
• 56:49
  guy. Here's Trump talking about how he could
• 56:54
  have done bad things to Hillary Clinton, Obama,
• 56:57
  and Biden. I could have done very bad things
• 57:02
  to Hillary Clinton. I could have done very, very
• 57:05
  bad things to Joe Biden. I could have done very
• 57:09
  bad things to Barack Hussein Obama. I love the
• 57:12
  Hussein part. I thought it was inappropriate
• 57:16
  to do so because you have to treat the office
• 57:24
  of the presidency with respect. Then I found
• 57:27
  out that they impeached me twice. And... I certainly,
• 57:33
  even to this moment, I can do whatever I want
• 57:36
  if I want. That sucks. It really is true. He
• 57:40
  can do whatever he wants. Miss Rachel has no
• 57:44
  music, and every conservative loser is mad about
• 57:47
  it. Here's Diddy's kid talking about his mom.
• 57:52
  Yeah, it's got to be hard when you realize your
• 57:56
  dad's totally not involved in her death. What
• 57:59
  mother was she? She was the best. the best in
• 58:04
  the world. Yeah, that's how I feel about my mom.
• 58:08
  Ah, what's going on here? Ah, here's a song about
• 58:12
  doggy style. When you glide, you can see her
• 58:14
  going from behind. When you bump and you glide,
• 58:17
  you can't see her face and she can't see if you
• 58:20
  cry. When it's doggy style, you're not lovers,
• 58:23
  it's a sexual drive -by. That's clapping. Getting
• 58:29
  laid, you don't even have to look them in the
• 58:32
  eyes. Ah, you close your eyes and think about
• 58:35
  someone else. Let's see here. So the ladies are
• 58:41
  saying that their best relationship has been
• 58:43
  with someone else's husband. Oh, yeah. And then
• 58:48
  women are like, why do you sexualize us? And
• 58:51
  he talked about being a sad chick. This is the
• 58:54
  type of world we're living in. Here's Sebastian
• 58:58
  Maniscalco talking about that Sirius XM channel,
• 59:01
  which, by the way, God or comedians, a bunch
• 59:04
  of babies. If you're relying on radio to make
• 59:08
  money. If you're thinking radio's not just going
• 59:14
  to pick one big name and pay him all the money,
• 59:16
  here's Sebastian. I want to let you know that
• 59:25
  I heard you. Yeah, you definitely did. I support
• 59:28
  you. I love you. I know how hard the grind is.
• 59:31
  Yeah, he does. I mean, I've been there. But I
• 59:35
  wanted to let you know that I had nothing to
• 59:37
  do with removing the raw comedy from... Sirius
• 59:41
  XM, that was a... He has no idea what to say.
• 59:44
  He's like, it's called Raw Dog, number one, and
• 59:46
  number two. Why would you think he's going through
• 59:49
  radio, what am I trying to say, radio decisions?
• 59:52
  Sirius XM decision. Yeah, let's ask Sebastian
• 59:55
  Maniscalco about PPM ratings. But I also want
• 59:59
  to let you know that I'm going to work with Sirius
• 1:00:01
  XM to highlight a variety of different voices
• 1:00:04
  in stand -up comedy. Oh, yeah, Bert Kreischer,
• 1:00:07
  all the ones that already have the money. From
• 1:00:10
  emerging to established to newcomers and everything
• 1:00:15
  in between. I just ask that you give me a little
• 1:00:17
  time, guys. Yeah, let me just push this to the
• 1:00:20
  side so all my homies can make money. I just
• 1:00:23
  got here and I needed a little time to build
• 1:00:27
  out the channel. He's pretty much saying, bye
• 1:00:30
  -bye. You guys can leave. You ain't coming back.
• 1:00:34
  So, I just want to let you know that... I heard
• 1:00:38
  you, and just give me some time and be patient,
• 1:00:41
  and I think you'll like the result. Yeah. I don't
• 1:00:47
  know. I've hung out with so many comedians. They're
• 1:00:49
  all a bunch of crybabies, especially Pat and
• 1:00:55
  Oslo. Whee! Whee! Shut up, dude. Man, radio is
• 1:01:02
  so similar to comedy. Yeah, radio hosts can have
• 1:01:05
  a little bit of a heart. Freaking comedians are
• 1:01:08
  the biggest babies ever. Oh, my God. Here's a
• 1:01:13
  song about a glory hole. Oh, yeah. Kind of sounds
• 1:01:45
  like a religious song. It's kind of weird. Guys,
• 1:01:48
  when do you cut a woman off? Listen to my words
• 1:01:51
  on this. And if you need help breaking toxic
• 1:01:52
  pad. Toxic pad is the link in the bio, honey.
• 1:01:56
  There you go. Here's Olivia Wilde talking about
• 1:02:00
  her dad watching her sex scenes. I get that because
• 1:02:03
  my dad has had to sit through so many movies
• 1:02:06
  where I've been like buck ass naked. And he's
• 1:02:08
  like, oh, wonderful work, darling. And this movie,
• 1:02:11
  he had to hear me talking about like DP pegging.
• 1:02:15
  Like I was like, how's he going to react? And
• 1:02:18
  they loved it. And just another Tuesday with
• 1:02:20
  Olivia Wilde. I was like, I'm so lucky to have
• 1:02:25
  parents who have a great sense of humor. And
• 1:02:28
  that started... My daughter's getting DP. Yay.
• 1:02:33
  So freaking proud. Really young. They were just
• 1:02:36
  laughers. That's so beautiful because the lack
• 1:02:40
  of shame in a household completely disarms then
• 1:02:43
  you for the rest of your life where... All right,
• 1:02:46
  there you go. I know it's weird for my mom to
• 1:02:48
  listen to this. Here's a woman saying that she's
• 1:02:51
  on to Stephen A. Smith. I'm starting to think.
• 1:02:54
  That Stephen A. Smith is saying something outrageous
• 1:02:57
  on his ESPN show so that he can then go on his
• 1:03:00
  own show and apologize for it. And then the next
• 1:03:04
  day on the ESPN show, he can apologize for the
• 1:03:06
  way the apology was received. And then on his
• 1:03:09
  own show that day, he can then talk about how
• 1:03:12
  it was crazy that he had to apologize for how
• 1:03:14
  the apology was received. And then he goes back
• 1:03:16
  on the ESPN show and says something else. And
• 1:03:19
  then he goes back on his other show and apologize
• 1:03:21
  for that. And then that continues on for eternity.
• 1:03:24
  spiral into hell, and I'm starting to think maybe
• 1:03:27
  this is what Stephen A. Smith is doing. Yeah,
• 1:03:30
  this is Lucy Burge. She works at W, or she works
• 1:03:34
  at DK Sports. She's friggin' hot. What's going
• 1:03:39
  on here? Let me expose something private about
• 1:03:42
  me. When I was 19 years old, I dated a girl who
• 1:03:45
  had a much bigger body count than I did. Oh,
• 1:03:48
  yeah. I was a virgin, actually, so I hadn't really
• 1:03:51
  done basically anything sexual. All right, wait
• 1:03:54
  a minute. When a guy's talking about sex, it's
• 1:03:56
  not as cool, you know? Doesn't sound as good.
• 1:04:03
  856, 49 Hoppy. Here is this dad that's mad that
• 1:04:07
  this guy who called a home run ball or a foul
• 1:04:11
  ball at the Dodgers game would not give it to
• 1:04:14
  the kid. These kids need to learn about disappointment.
• 1:04:18
  And this is the perfect way. Let me unmute it
• 1:04:24
  and play it. Give it to the kid! The kid looks
• 1:04:34
  like he doesn't even care. That's just a narcissistic
• 1:04:37
  dad that's going to make the kid into a monster.
• 1:04:40
  I have never met one woman operating at that
• 1:04:44
  level of career success. She's talking about
• 1:04:48
  high power. Meaning they want their success to
• 1:04:52
  look like a man's success who is at peace. Yeah.
• 1:04:56
  I don't know. Judd Balan must be like a girl
• 1:04:59
  that got hot later in life. A lot of the women
• 1:05:02
  that got hot later in life, you know, they just
• 1:05:05
  hate attractive women because they don't know
• 1:05:07
  how to handle being hot. And that's one of them.
• 1:05:11
  She is definitely example A. Let's go on here.
• 1:05:17
  With Nikki Glaser on Call Her Daddy. I would
• 1:05:20
  even hear about foreplay and women complaining
• 1:05:22
  about it before I ever had sex. And I was like,
• 1:05:24
  guys hate when you joke about that. Like guys
• 1:05:26
  always go like, oh, foreplay. I have to whine
• 1:05:29
  and diner. And so I was always like, I'm not
• 1:05:30
  gonna be a woman that complains about that. Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  The whining and dining is annoying. The foreplay
• 1:05:35
  is kind of hot. 50 Cent says he has no interest
• 1:05:41
  in being in politics. What's going on here? Quavo
• 1:05:44
  and Offset may be called as witnesses to testify
• 1:05:46
  on behalf of Takeoff's mom in her legal fight
• 1:05:49
  with the late Migos rapper's dad. According to
• 1:05:52
  court documents obtained by TMZ, Takeoff's mom...
• 1:05:54
  All these sites lie saying that they obtained
• 1:05:57
  it. Good job. I'm proud of you for doing it.
• 1:06:03
  You did your journalistic job. ...to Tanya Davenport
• 1:06:07
  is fighting her ex, Kenneth Ball, over how much
• 1:06:10
  he will get from a settlement payment. In her
• 1:06:12
  paper, she's arguing that matters should be handled
• 1:06:14
  in Georgia rather than Texas, noting that all
• 1:06:17
  the relevant witnesses, including Quavo and Offset,
• 1:06:20
  reside in the Atlanta and Athens area. Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:23
  There you go. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. 8 -5 -6. All
• 1:06:29
  right. Let's see what we have here. Ah, here's
• 1:06:37
  Dane Cook talking about his brother stealing
• 1:06:39
  $12 million. Most people watching this, they'll
• 1:06:41
  be sitting at home shaking their head because
• 1:06:43
  you actually offered to forgive that $12 million
• 1:06:47
  in restitution if Daryl would sit down with you.
• 1:06:50
  That is true. That is true. You have done your
• 1:06:51
  research. I did offer that, yes. He said no.
• 1:06:56
  It wasn't just a blanket no. We had correspondence
• 1:07:00
  through legal, and he at one point said, and
• 1:07:03
  I think I'm... breaking news here, but he had
• 1:07:05
  said at one point the quote was for family healing,
• 1:07:08
  he would do the documentary. And then he changed
• 1:07:12
  his mind. Could you forgive him? Could you have
• 1:07:17
  a relationship with him? I think that forgiveness
• 1:07:22
  is the most powerful gift you can give to yourself
• 1:07:25
  next to therapy. I agree. Here's Mike Tyson talking
• 1:07:31
  about that Jaguar hand. Or, I mean, a tiger.
• 1:07:55
  And he said, you know what, Mike? My friend has
• 1:07:56
  a Kuga. I bet you had a Tiger. Imagine being
• 1:07:58
  in front of your Jaguar with your Tiger, man.
• 1:08:01
  That would be beautiful. I said, hey, that would
• 1:08:03
  be nice. I said, I ordered two Tiger Cubs, and
• 1:08:07
  they came to my house. Here's the thing. He has
• 1:08:10
  one of the best Adult Swim comedies of all time,
• 1:08:12
  being Mike Tyson's Mysteries, and it's nowhere
• 1:08:15
  to be watched online. I don't know what happened
• 1:08:17
  there. So I guess the new way to describe masturbation
• 1:08:23
  is the word goon. And Zara Larson says everyone
• 1:08:26
  needs to have a good goon face. Mine, I look
• 1:08:28
  like an Asian. You know? We have a saying called
• 1:08:32
  like, if someone's gooning, it means they're
• 1:08:34
  fired. Because I want everyone around me to be
• 1:08:38
  able to do a goon face. Oh, yeah. Because that
• 1:08:42
  what it is. Yes. To me, that's like. Gross. The
• 1:08:44
  guy just made a goon face. I don't need to see
• 1:08:46
  that. Here's a. Power 106, the radio station.
• 1:08:51
  Where is this at? L .A. talking about if it's
• 1:08:54
  weird for guys to go out alone. It is kind of
• 1:08:56
  lonely. That is boring. That's weird. First of
• 1:09:02
  all. All right. No wonder you guys are doing
• 1:09:05
  terrible on the ratings. Here is Alexa. Who is
• 1:09:11
  the co -host of Logan Paul's podcast? Is it Mike
• 1:09:15
  Majlack? How do you say the name? Alexa. Is she
• 1:09:24
  on Planked? Alexa, who is the co -host of Logan
• 1:09:28
  Paul's podcast? Logan Paul's Impulsive Podcast
• 1:09:33
  is co -hosted by Mike Madzlak. That's Alexa,
• 1:09:36
  stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Man, she knows
• 1:09:41
  to make fun of me. Here's Mike Madzlak in some
• 1:09:44
  kitchen of like, looks like a pizza shop or something,
• 1:09:46
  giving advice to Clavicular. Yeah, Clavicular's
• 1:09:51
  totally going to listen to this unk. I need to
• 1:09:54
  work on the girth heavily, dude. Yeah. Like,
• 1:09:57
  it's a one thing. Like five? That'd be the diameter.
• 1:10:04
  The five -inch circumference. It's a 40 -year
• 1:10:07
  -old man having a midlife crisis. It's what that
• 1:10:13
  is. Eight, five, six. Forty -nine, happy. It's
• 1:10:21
  eight, five, six. Five, huh? Six, seven, seven,
• 1:10:25
  three. Whoa! Tapping! There's a... Hilaria Baldwin
• 1:10:31
  talking about how they're supporting her stepdaughter,
• 1:10:33
  Ireland, in her pregnancy. And I was like, this
• 1:10:36
  is the problem, is that you have entered grandpa
• 1:10:38
  mode. You cannot bring that into parenting mode.
• 1:10:40
  Family is soon going to be expanding. Ireland
• 1:10:43
  getting ready to welcome her second baby. How
• 1:10:45
  is everyone preparing? How excited are you? I'm
• 1:10:48
  so excited. Alec just called me today. He's on
• 1:10:50
  set. He's doing a Netflix show right now. He's
• 1:10:52
  supposed to come here, but as is Hollywood, still
• 1:10:56
  working. Yeah, this is my favorite. Alec Baldwin,
• 1:11:01
  a memory. You always do, Alec. Oh, I'm from New
• 1:11:24
  York. That's such a boomer thing, knowing the
• 1:11:38
  exact time and everything. Man, I would turn
• 1:11:47
  it off, too, if you were my dad. Oh, yeah. Ben
• 1:11:51
  Affleck is proving that despite being exes, he
• 1:11:54
  still has love for Jenny from the block. Oh yeah,
• 1:11:57
  he's being a little bit of a beta man, because
• 1:11:59
  I don't feel like she has any for him. The Gone
• 1:12:03
  Girl actor speaking with Variety in an interview
• 1:12:06
  published October 7th, where he gives his ex
• 1:12:08
  -wife, and J -Lo's Gone Girl, Jennifer Lopez
• 1:12:11
  her flowers, two years after their divorce was
• 1:12:15
  finalized. Oh yeah, he wants her back for a third
• 1:12:18
  try. In the interview, the Argo director praises
• 1:12:22
  J .Lo for her work as an actress in films such
• 1:12:25
  as Hustlers and Kiss of the Spider Woman. More
• 1:12:28
  than a year after Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goff quietly
• 1:12:35
  went their separate ways, Mia is taking a step
• 1:12:38
  to make it official. In court documents obtained
• 1:12:48
  by E! News October 6th, the Odyssey actress filed
• 1:12:51
  for divorce from Shia, citing irreconcilable
• 1:12:54
  differences. Oh yeah, baby, come over here and
• 1:12:56
  let me plow you. He probably had whiskey to eat
• 1:13:02
  so much. Tyra Banks is strutting past those Wild
• 1:13:07
  Roach feud rumors. Oh yeah, I feel like Tyra
• 1:13:10
  Banks feud today, everybody. And I used to goon
• 1:13:15
  to that talk show. Ah, she was freaking hot.
• 1:13:17
  Nearly two months after the Project Runway judges
• 1:13:20
  got into a heated back and forth on the show,
• 1:13:23
  Tyra reacts to all the speculation that there's
• 1:13:26
  beef between them, telling Entertainment Weekly
• 1:13:28
  October 6th, people lost their damn minds on
• 1:13:32
  that. Was it big to you? I didn't think it was
• 1:13:34
  that big. I'm so confused. I'm like, what? We're
• 1:13:38
  beefing? Oh. Yeah, she's got that narcissism
• 1:13:41
  where she's like, why are people talking about
• 1:13:43
  me? Alright, it's time for Megyn Kelly sucks.
• 1:13:46
  You know? Right now. Hoppy hour. Megyn Kelly
• 1:14:12
  sucks. What's going on right here with this dirty
• 1:16:49
  rotting bread? No one will even consider the
• 1:16:53
  possibility that this woman made it. She's talking
• 1:16:56
  about the Cornell seven girl. A decision to get
• 1:16:59
  it on with four men total, not seven. And what
• 1:17:04
  a dirty rotting bread that makes all women look
• 1:17:08
  bad. Enjoyed it because I'm just going to be
• 1:17:11
  honest. She's not the most attractive gal. What
• 1:17:14
  a dirty rotten hag. You're just the absolute
• 1:17:17
  worst. You represent everything that's wrong
• 1:17:20
  with the Republican Party. You're just a hag.
• 1:17:23
  No one loves you. Everyone hates working with
• 1:17:26
  you. There's consistently openings to be an executive
• 1:17:30
  producer because you're probably an absolute
• 1:17:32
  monster to be around. You're just the worst.
• 1:17:35
  Just the absolute freaking worst. She's extremely...
• 1:17:41
  beefy in like her arms and her legs she has a
• 1:17:45
  whole video online uh yeah we don't know what
• 1:17:47
  happened at light but we don't know what happened
• 1:17:49
  at night but let's sledgehammer megan kelly i
• 1:17:53
  can go to bed at night knowing that you're probably
• 1:17:55
  terrible at sex i'm talking about her cankles
• 1:17:58
  um You were probably made fun of growing up and
• 1:18:03
  you're kind of hot, but you're like a 7 out of
• 1:18:06
  10, but your personality is like a 2, so it makes
• 1:18:09
  you like a 3 out of 10. It just makes you this
• 1:18:11
  annoying broad that never shuts up. She possibly
• 1:18:16
  enjoyed being admired. This is how women make
• 1:18:20
  these mistakes. Admired, wanted, some women even
• 1:18:24
  foolishly say loved by these guys at Cornell.
• 1:18:30
  Whatever. God. Alexa, does Megyn Kelly have any
• 1:18:35
  kids? Yes. Megyn Kelly has three kids with her
• 1:18:41
  husband, Douglas Brown. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
• 1:18:44
  Yeah, you know those kids are messed up. They
• 1:18:47
  were a product of their mom having missionary
• 1:18:49
  sex. Absolutely riveting, Megyn. Oh, you're the
• 1:18:53
  absolute best. Shut the fuck up. God, are you
• 1:18:57
  an annoying person? You know? Joe Manganiello
• 1:19:01
  is opening up about his autoimmune illness. The
• 1:19:04
  True Blood alum recently... Man, everybody really
• 1:19:07
  is going through something, you know? It's crazy.
• 1:19:10
  Revealed his seven -year health battle. One doctor
• 1:19:13
  never able to officially diagnose. All right,
• 1:19:17
  well, I hope it all works out for you in the
• 1:19:18
  club, you know? You're still alive. You got money.
• 1:19:22
  You're set. You're fine. What's going on with
• 1:19:25
  this broad? She's conscious and speaking. Krista
• 1:19:29
  Pike was supposed to be the first woman executed
• 1:19:31
  in Tennessee in 200 years. Then lethal injections.
• 1:19:35
  Yeah, it's dirty, rotten, and bestowed. The fact
• 1:19:38
  that she's still alive shows that evil never
• 1:19:40
  dies. Failed. Now, a week later, she's awake
• 1:19:46
  in the hospital. Her first words? Where am I?
• 1:19:50
  Yeah, am I in heaven or where the fuck am I?
• 1:19:54
  You need to just grab the shotgun. We're now
• 1:19:56
  learning Krista Pike's first words when she woke
• 1:19:59
  up in the hospital room following the botched
• 1:20:01
  effort at executing her. Yeah, whoever messed
• 1:20:05
  that effort up needs to be fired in the club.
• 1:20:08
  That is not an employer I want around me. First
• 1:20:12
  thing she said was, where am I and who are you?
• 1:20:15
  Ah, it is. Yeah, it should be an eye for an eye,
• 1:20:19
  but whatever. It's very strange. Let's do this
• 1:20:25
  right here. New developments have arisen regarding
• 1:20:31
  the estate of the late actress Hayden Panettiere.
• 1:20:34
  Yes. they're gonna talk about her at her baby
• 1:20:37
  daddy yeah she should have just stayed with him
• 1:20:40
  and not that bad boy but like every hot ass girl
• 1:20:43
  they love bad boys as her ex vladimir klitschko
• 1:20:47
  is seeking to take financial steps to protect
• 1:20:50
  it according to court documents filed october
• 1:20:53
  1st and obtained by e -news october 7th the retired
• 1:20:56
  oh yeah e -news live's telling you they obtained
• 1:21:00
  it Good for freaking you. Professional Bonkser
• 1:21:04
  explains that, to his knowledge, the hero star
• 1:21:07
  had received an extension to file her state and
• 1:21:09
  federal 2025 taxes, with the deadline moved to
• 1:21:13
  October 15th of this year, and that Hayden allegedly
• 1:21:16
  owed about $30 ,000 in income tax. But because
• 1:21:19
  the - Oh yeah, man, that's gotta be nice about
• 1:21:22
  being dead is you don't have to pay your debt.
• 1:21:24
  There hasn't been a personal representative appointed
• 1:21:26
  for the Ice Princess star's estate. There isn't
• 1:21:29
  anyone who can use funds from the estate - Alright.
• 1:21:32
  Sounded like a big mess right there, but her
• 1:21:35
  whole life was a mess. Howie Berry's daughter
• 1:21:39
  is coming to her defense. Oh, yeah. Well, it's
• 1:21:44
  your daughter. It's the same gender as you. Of
• 1:21:46
  course you're going to side with your mom. She's
• 1:21:50
  paying all your bills. Amid the actress's ongoing
• 1:21:54
  legal battle with ex -husband Olivier Martinez,
• 1:21:58
  her 18 -year -old daughter Nala is speaking out
• 1:22:01
  in support of her mom. An illegal declaration
• 1:22:03
  filed in Los Angeles Superior Court and obtained
• 1:22:13
  by E! News October 8th, Nala, whom Halle shares
• 1:22:17
  with ex -Gabriel Obrey, For Greyhounds hoping
• 1:22:43
  for more Ted Lasso, keep believing. Warning,
• 1:22:46
  spoilers ahead. After the Apple TV All right,
• 1:22:50
  I'm not going to let my audience that cares about
• 1:22:52
  it, because we've got a lot of European listeners
• 1:22:54
  that love soccer. I'm not going to let it be
• 1:22:56
  ruined for you, but I thought that show was average.
• 1:23:00
  He planned the perfect surprise proposal, a romantic
• 1:23:07
  spot at a park overlooking California's Laguna
• 1:23:10
  Beach. Yeah, this guy's heart's racing. He's
• 1:23:12
  like, I'm about to propose and ruin my life.
• 1:23:15
  Even hired a mariachi band. It was picture perfect
• 1:23:20
  until... Ah, sounds amazing. A total stranger
• 1:23:22
  showed up and started yelling ugly things at
• 1:23:26
  them. What a dirty, rotten hag. Just have to
• 1:23:28
  make everything about you because you're a bitter
• 1:23:31
  loser that hit the wall in 1999. Jim Marais is
• 1:23:37
  there. It's a beautiful day for a surprise wedding
• 1:23:40
  proposal. That's until this lady tries to ruin
• 1:23:43
  everything. I just called the police. They're
• 1:23:46
  coming out here. What a hag. Walking around with
• 1:23:49
  your cane. Actually, it's your dog. Even your
• 1:23:53
  dog hates you. Everyone hates you. You're an
• 1:23:56
  annoying woman. Videographer responds respectfully.
• 1:23:59
  I understand. We'll be out. I don't care. It's
• 1:24:01
  every single f***ing weekend and I'm sick and
• 1:24:03
  tired of it. You are just a walking Karen. Just
• 1:24:06
  a dirty, rotten moron. We weren't here last weekend.
• 1:24:10
  She's really fired up. Just tell him to tear
• 1:24:12
  it down. The videographer tries to quiet her.
• 1:24:15
  Listen, this woman is going to be alone forever
• 1:24:18
  because no man is going to want to deal with
• 1:24:21
  her. That's the bitching. Proposal's about to
• 1:24:25
  happen. No, don't tell me you're... What an annoying
• 1:24:29
  woman. When the mariachi band starts, she really
• 1:24:32
  loses it. Call ICE. This isn't Mexico. You know
• 1:24:42
  what? They're the hardest working people. You
• 1:24:44
  probably love the government, you hag. It's kind
• 1:24:49
  of funny. I hate laughing. Just saying, go back
• 1:24:52
  to Mexico. Despite the nasty confrontation here
• 1:24:55
  in Laguna Beach, the videographer captured the
• 1:24:57
  special moment. The groom goes down on bended
• 1:25:00
  knee, and the bride -to -be says yes. Oh, yeah,
• 1:25:04
  that bride went down that night. I've been engaged
• 1:25:08
  before, and the night you have sex after you're
• 1:25:10
  engaged, oh, yeah, you're plowing each other.
• 1:25:14
  Check out that three -carat engagement ring.
• 1:25:16
  I spoke to the newly engaged lovers and the videographer,
• 1:25:19
  who's also the bride -to -be's sister. Oh, yeah,
• 1:25:22
  she's freaking hot. Pretty shocking. When she
• 1:25:25
  said it, I felt like my heart actually like dropped
• 1:25:28
  to my stomach. Yeah, whenever you're around racist
• 1:25:31
  people, you'll see it at cavabars in Florida,
• 1:25:34
  like Largo, whatever. It's the worst. Haley says
• 1:25:36
  the incident nearly ruined her special moment.
• 1:25:40
  Well, listen, at least a woman, you know, can
• 1:25:42
  go to bed knowing she's a million times hotter
• 1:25:45
  than that woman ever was in her prime. It was
• 1:25:47
  just super sad. Like, it hurt a lot. An apology
• 1:25:50
  would be really nice. Yeah, why do you want an
• 1:25:53
  apology from someone that's not sorry? Just go
• 1:25:56
  to bed knowing you got a nicer body than she
• 1:25:58
  ever did. CBS News parent company Paramount Skydance
• 1:26:06
  has completed its $110 billion acquisition of
• 1:26:09
  Warner Brothers Discovery. Oh, yeah. Hopefully
• 1:26:13
  one of the streaming sites then will add every
• 1:26:16
  adult swim show. That's all I care about. He
• 1:26:20
  just added 29 ,000 jobs in September and the
• 1:26:23
  unemployment rate ticked up to 4 .2%. Oh, that's
• 1:26:27
  good. That's delightful. But Trump's a businessman.
• 1:26:34
  ChatGPT for teens was meant to create a safe
• 1:26:37
  space for young users of the popular chatbot.
• 1:26:40
  I'm noticing a lot of elder millennials are not
• 1:26:44
  liking it. But you know what? You're becoming
• 1:26:49
  the boomers. Elder millennial that judges someone
• 1:26:53
  for using AI. You're the new boomer. You're the
• 1:26:58
  new unk. So people are mad at open AI. There
• 1:27:06
  you go. Isn't that riveting? Justin Timberlake
• 1:27:12
  is giving one photo agency a heads up about this
• 1:27:15
  pic. Oh, yeah. Looks like he's kissing a dude
• 1:27:18
  on the head, but he's not really. Doesn't even
• 1:27:20
  look like it at all. Taken on October 6th in
• 1:27:23
  New York City, the image shows the NSYNC alum
• 1:27:25
  walking to a waiting vehicle in casual attire
• 1:27:28
  and sunglasses. In the background, a dapper man
• 1:27:30
  in a suit, possibly the driver, unintentionally
• 1:27:33
  photobombs the pic by leaning into frame. Yeah,
• 1:27:36
  it's a security, and he had to say sorry for
• 1:27:38
  the picture looking like he kissed him. That's
• 1:27:39
  stupid. Michael Douglas describes feeling the
• 1:27:42
  harshest effects of fame at an early age. Uh,
• 1:27:46
  yeah. While reflecting on what it was like being
• 1:27:49
  the son of movie star Kirk Douglas. Ah, so he's
• 1:27:52
  a nepo baby. The freaking Joe show on FLZ should
• 1:27:58
  do a little bit of an interview. The basic instinct
• 1:28:01
  star reveals that he narrowly escaped two men
• 1:28:04
  attempting to kidnap him outside of his family's
• 1:28:07
  New York apartment. Here's what I hate. They're
• 1:28:10
  not going to play the clip of him talking. They're
• 1:28:11
  going to play the annoying hag of a reporter
• 1:28:14
  reading it. Douglas recalls in his new memoir,
• 1:28:17
  One Hell of a Ride, When I was eight years old,
• 1:28:19
  I was swinging around on the awning outside of
• 1:28:22
  our apartment building. Out of the corner of
• 1:28:23
  my eye, I glimpsed a man pressing himself against
• 1:28:26
  the building's wall. Behind the front door, he
• 1:28:29
  was looking right at me. Oh, yeah. Sounds so
• 1:28:32
  wonderful growing up around Hollywood. Jesus.
• 1:28:44
  Free TAC, one of the six moms to Nick Cannon's
• 1:28:47
  12 kids. Oh, yeah, you know, it's out of control.
• 1:28:52
  is okay with his other women, but not this. If
• 1:28:55
  it ever happens, then I might be out. What's
• 1:28:58
  the deal breaker? If he has another baby. I was
• 1:29:00
  going to ask you. She doesn't want another baby,
• 1:29:03
  but all those women knew what they signed up
• 1:29:06
  for. I can't play because of the music, but Celine
• 1:29:10
  Dion took a tumble while performing. We must
• 1:29:14
  protect Celine Dion. You know? What's going on
• 1:29:20
  here? Sidney Sweeney may have just found a family
• 1:29:23
  connection to one of Hollywood's most enduring
• 1:29:26
  icons. Oh my God, any woman that hates on Sidney
• 1:29:30
  Sweeney is just jealous that they're hotter than
• 1:29:33
  you ever could be. And it's one anyone would
• 1:29:35
  be honored to claim. My Heritage Family revealing
• 1:29:38
  October 7th that the Euphoria star is Marilyn
• 1:29:42
  Monroe's ninth cousin once removed. Oh yeah,
• 1:29:45
  you can kind of see it in the boobies. Smy Heritage
• 1:29:50
  Family Tree traces their shared branch back to
• 1:29:53
  Ezra Perry Sr. and Elizabeth Burgess. Oh yeah,
• 1:29:56
  that makes sense. I hate when people say she's
• 1:30:01
  not a good actress. She's not amazing, but she's
• 1:30:04
  not terrible. Let's see you make a movie. Melania
• 1:30:08
  Giudice is showing her appreciation for her mom
• 1:30:10
  after a tense exchange at the airport. Oh yeah,
• 1:30:14
  this kid means well. I said some mean things
• 1:30:16
  the other day. Yeah, they're crazy. These kids
• 1:30:19
  are in high. School during COVID, but you know
• 1:30:22
  what? I would be too. I'm crazy. Per a screenshot
• 1:30:26
  shared by TMZ, Melania shared a repost to her
• 1:30:29
  October 6th Instagram story. All right, so I'm
• 1:30:31
  glad they're getting along. You just need to
• 1:30:34
  get your life together. Hugh Hefner's widow,
• 1:30:38
  Crystal Harris, asked Jessica Biel to back out
• 1:30:40
  of her Playboy movie role. Oh, yeah, let me not
• 1:30:43
  make money because Crystal Hefner doesn't approve
• 1:30:45
  of it. Crystal Hefner is one of the most annoying
• 1:30:48
  women out there. I know that Hugh Hefner obviously
• 1:30:51
  had his skeletons. I completely and utterly get
• 1:30:54
  it. But at the same time, I'm telling you, no
• 1:30:59
  one forced you to marry him. Come on. It's absolutely
• 1:31:04
  positively ridiculous. You have buyer's remorse
• 1:31:08
  that you got passed around like a blunt. So now
• 1:31:11
  you want to blame everyone else but yourself.
• 1:31:21
  Yeah, you were staying around for the money.
• 1:31:28
  Yeah. Man, Crystal Hefner, the more she talks,
• 1:31:36
  the more annoying she gets, and that's hard to
• 1:31:39
  do. Crystal writes in an Instagram private message
• 1:31:41
  to Jessica, which she publicly shares in an October
• 1:31:44
  8th post. Please reconsider playing Hugh Hefner's
• 1:31:47
  wife if this film intends to romanticize him
• 1:31:49
  or the Playboy world. You romanticized it by
• 1:31:52
  being there for the money because you're just
• 1:31:53
  another hot ass girl. If it wasn't for Hugh Hefner,
• 1:31:57
  you'd be like any girl at LA Fitness. You know,
• 1:32:00
  you'd just be hanging out. You're annoying. You're
• 1:32:04
  the worst. You're just an absolute. a dirty a
• 1:32:09
  rotten moron just a dumb dumb woman sorry no
• 1:32:15
  that sounds mean but it's just how i feel i was
• 1:32:18
  actually his wife and i experienced sexual emotional
• 1:32:21
  financial and physical abuse in that relationship
• 1:32:23
  uh but what did you did are you just so perfect
• 1:32:27
  that you did nothing you're just so innocent
• 1:32:30
  oh man it's all about done yeah you're so innocent
• 1:32:36
  The 40 -year -old goes on to point out that many
• 1:32:38
  other women have also shared their distressing
• 1:32:41
  experiences as a former playmate in recent years.
• 1:32:44
  Listen, obviously it's a very sketchy place,
• 1:32:48
  but you knew what you were signing up for when
• 1:32:51
  you walked into that building. It wasn't like
• 1:32:53
  going to church where you don't, I mean, come
• 1:32:56
  on. It's very complicated. I hope everyone involved
• 1:33:01
  in this film takes the time to listen to the
• 1:33:03
  woman who lived it. All right, then you should
• 1:33:05
  go into acting. That's all you have. You have
• 1:33:08
  nothing else riveting about you. You're just
• 1:33:10
  another hot girl. So all you do is talk about
• 1:33:12
  the man because you hit the wall so long ago.
• 1:33:19
  Tommy Lee Jones has made his return to the carpet.
• 1:33:22
  He looks okay for 80 years old. Nearly three
• 1:33:26
  years after his last red carpet outing for the
• 1:33:28
  premiere of Finest Kind in 2023. I love Tommy
• 1:33:31
  Lee Jones. He just reminds me of the 90s, the
• 1:33:34
  fugitive, all that. The Oscar winner makes a
• 1:33:37
  rare appearance at the season two premiere of
• 1:33:40
  The Lowdown in Austin, Texas. Oh, yeah, everyone's
• 1:33:43
  hanging out in Austin, Texas. What's going on
• 1:33:48
  with Taylor Frankie Paul? No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:33:53
  Taylor Frankie Paul slams Layla Taylor's comments
• 1:33:56
  about their friendship. Yeah, Taylor Frankie
• 1:33:59
  Paul is one of those girls, like a lot of women,
• 1:34:01
  not all women, but a lot of them, where she takes
• 1:34:04
  no accountability. After the Secret Lives of
• 1:34:17
  Mormon Wives star tells E! News that she didn't
• 1:34:19
  see her friendship with her longtime co -star
• 1:34:21
  returning to what it once was, Once you're not
• 1:34:25
  friends with Taylor Frankie Paul, you realize
• 1:34:27
  your life's a lot better without her around.
• 1:34:30
  She brings everyone down and she's just the frigging
• 1:34:32
  worst. Taylor Frankie Paul sends back a fiery
• 1:34:35
  response. The MomTalk creator comments on an
• 1:34:38
  oct... I hate that term, a MomTalk. Wow, you
• 1:34:41
  had a kid and you're on TikTok. So freaking riveting.
• 1:34:47
  Wow, we're going to bow down to you. October
• 1:34:50
  7th TikTok post summarizing Taylor's interview
• 1:34:52
  with E! News. I wonder if she knows she can talk
• 1:34:55
  about other things too. Yeah, you know, that
• 1:34:58
  is kind of true. You're kind of living off the
• 1:35:00
  cloud of her. I have to agree with that. Again,
• 1:35:03
  it was the only clip of her talking that made
• 1:35:05
  headlines. That's a very good point. Wow, she's
• 1:35:10
  32. Man, she looks like a good 38. Yeah, Dakota
• 1:35:17
  makes all men look bad. And you just look at
• 1:35:20
  Taylor Frankie Paul's eyes. She's a crazy broad.
• 1:35:24
  with a shrug emoji, can't blame her. Why not
• 1:35:27
  her? Man. Taylor Finkiepaw may have all the money
• 1:35:31
  in the world to count it, but she is just another
• 1:35:34
  freaking loser. What's going on here? All right,
• 1:35:38
  now. Something's cooking in Jeremy Allen White's
• 1:35:45
  love life. Oh, yeah. You know, he's got BDE for
• 1:35:49
  days. Over two years after he first sparked romance
• 1:35:53
  rumors with his Bear co -star, Molly Gordon,
• 1:35:57
  the Social Reckoning actor reveals he has a new
• 1:36:00
  lady in his life, model Lulu Tenney. The new
• 1:36:04
  couple confirms their romance during a park date
• 1:36:06
  in New York City on October 7th. White and the
• 1:36:09
  25 -year -old walking hand -in -hand while strolling
• 1:36:12
  through the park before co - Kind of bland, but
• 1:36:22
  very pretty. Like pretty because she's bland
• 1:36:25
  looking. I know those type of women that are
• 1:36:27
  like not overly hot, but they're still pretty.
• 1:36:30
  All right. Time for royal family news. Yo, yo,
• 1:36:35
  yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo,
• 1:36:44
  yo. Yo, yo, yo. Newsflash. Happy hour. Got the
• 1:36:48
  tea spilling. Roll. And Kardashian's dumb nepo
• 1:36:51
  villains Crowns made of clout, castles built
• 1:36:53
  on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's fair
• 1:36:56
  game Paparazzi snappin', like lions in the zoo
• 1:36:59
  Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't chew
• 1:37:01
  No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne Earn
• 1:37:05
  nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,
• 1:37:08
  Kardashian crew Nothin' new, just the same old
• 1:37:12
  view Maple babies ridin' on a silver spoon Turn
• 1:37:15
  the dial, f***in' the tune Family, Kardashian
• 1:37:20
  crew Nothing new, just the same old view Neighbor
• 1:37:24
  with his face on a pound But no way to the wisdom,
• 1:37:33
  just a hollow sound Kim's empire, make up them
• 1:37:36
  scandals Selling us drama like lit birthday candles
• 1:37:39
  Suits and tiaras, fake realities bloom From fucking
• 1:37:43
  M halls to Calabasas rooms Hoppy's mic sharp,
• 1:37:46
  cut through the facade Dropping bars heavy, no
• 1:37:49
  applause for the fraud Radio waves, truth in
• 1:37:52
  the static Calling out the fake, fake Got it.
• 1:38:06
  All right, what's going on here? I go, that bitch,
• 1:38:16
  Jennifer Lawrence. She thinks she's one of my
• 1:38:18
  sisters. Ah, yeah. Jennifer Lawrence and Kourtney
• 1:38:22
  Kardashian are beefing. Flap the shit out of
• 1:38:27
  her. How they beeped out fuck, but then kept
• 1:38:32
  shit. Shit out of her. The shit out of her. I'll
• 1:38:36
  fuck. Slap the shit out of her. Yeah, let's keep
• 1:38:38
  shipping, I thought. I'm still processing that.
• 1:38:42
  Yeah, Kourtney Kardashian's ready to throw down
• 1:38:45
  with Jennifer Lawrence. These two rich women
• 1:38:48
  aren't going to do a deadly squat. Shut up. You
• 1:38:51
  ain't gangsta. You netball baby losers. After
• 1:38:56
  the Oscar winner shared her true feelings about
• 1:38:59
  the famous family's eldest sister. Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:02
  Well, she really is the hottest one because she's
• 1:39:05
  the milf. Vanity Fair. Courtney is more annoying
• 1:39:08
  than ever. Why? She drives me nuts. What? Man,
• 1:39:12
  Jennifer Lawrence is just an annoying woman.
• 1:39:15
  She just seems like that type of girl that just
• 1:39:17
  is always talking, always making it about her.
• 1:39:22
  Because everything has to be an announcement.
• 1:39:24
  It's like, you know. Yeah, and now you're doing
• 1:39:27
  an announcement because no one's really talked
• 1:39:28
  about you. No one really cares what you're up
• 1:39:31
  to in 2026. You kind of peaked with those fappening
• 1:39:35
  pictures. Or with Silver Lighting's playbook.
• 1:39:38
  I'm not going to wear outfits anymore. Like,
• 1:39:40
  just wear whatever you want. Don't make an announcement
• 1:39:42
  about it. And don't say an opinion about them
• 1:39:46
  if you don't want the backlash. Because you know
• 1:39:48
  what? You're just kind of hitting the wall. It's
• 1:39:51
  like living life and whatever happens, happens.
• 1:39:55
  Cut to the season eight premiere of The Kardashians
• 1:39:58
  where Kourtney reacts to the clip revealing J
• 1:40:01
  -Law actually sent her an apology. Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:04
  You know, he... That's how much of a kiss -ass
• 1:40:06
  you are. You walked it back. If you're going
• 1:40:09
  to talk smack about the Kardashians, at least
• 1:40:11
  stick by it. She asked Kim for my email, and
• 1:40:16
  she was like, I just feel like I'm one of your
• 1:40:17
  sisters. You're not. You're such an ass -kissing
• 1:40:21
  loser. The Kardashians are comforting to me.
• 1:40:23
  I know all of them. And there's a big ass to
• 1:40:26
  kiss there. Um, personally? Also, they're showing
• 1:40:29
  pictures of her from 2017. Man, your plastic
• 1:40:32
  surrogate was not good. Like, you know, like,
• 1:40:39
  I'll just say next time you want to come over.
• 1:40:42
  Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence, you're a loser. That's
• 1:40:45
  what you'll always be. Sorry, I know. Prince
• 1:40:52
  Harry is revealing one of the rules he has for
• 1:40:54
  his family. Oh, yeah, you know, father of the
• 1:40:58
  year, Prince Harry. In his new masterclass, Redefining
• 1:41:03
  Grief, Building Resilience Through Loss, the
• 1:41:05
  Duke of Sussex reveals that he doesn't spend
• 1:41:07
  more than a 10 -day period away from his wife,
• 1:41:09
  Meghan Markle, and their kids, Prince Archie
• 1:41:16
  and Princess Lilibet, as family time is an essential
• 1:41:21
  part of his well -being. The 42 -year -old says,
• 1:41:24
  The biggest factor for me is the energy and the
• 1:41:26
  joy and happiness that I get being with my family.
• 1:41:30
  I don't know. He seems a little less in several.
• 1:41:33
  But the thing is, you know, he's caused others
• 1:41:37
  a lot of grief. So that's his narcissism. Oh,
• 1:41:41
  yeah. It's time for Kelly ripping news right
• 1:41:44
  now. You know, let me press this button. Yeah.
• 1:41:49
  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y 'all were talkin'
• 1:42:11
  raw, I say the whole thing Six dates, bad tics,
• 1:42:14
  and the bowl games Now you're ringin' from the
• 1:42:16
  bird to the whole plane Late life, Luna on his
• 1:42:19
  lap while the phones ring Throwback tracks, make
• 1:42:22
  your first crush phone ping Celebrity gotcha,
• 1:42:25
  got the tea, let it all sting National show,
• 1:42:27
  I debate with a tall king It's that happy hour,
• 1:42:31
  don't say what we think Turn the dial up, baby,
• 1:42:34
  don't blink Kelly Ripper is annoying, but I,
• 1:42:36
  I booger Oh, yeah, right now. I'll let you throw
• 1:42:57
  my funeral, but I've got some requests. Kelly
• 1:43:02
  Ripa wants to be at her own funeral. The Live
• 1:43:05
  at Kelly and Mark host revealing on the October
• 1:43:07
  7th episode that she wants to throw a FOMO funeral.
• 1:43:10
  Oh, yeah, this is her. Not admitting there's
• 1:43:13
  going to be some people that don't like her at
• 1:43:15
  the funeral. After she and Mark discussed a woman
• 1:43:18
  who hosted her own celebration of life while
• 1:43:20
  she was still alive so she wouldn't miss it.
• 1:43:23
  Very Wednesday Addams. Kelly agreed with the
• 1:43:26
  idea and had some very specific requests. Bring
• 1:43:30
  sandwiches. Although, I've been to a few funerals.
• 1:43:34
  The funeral food game is a really underrated
• 1:43:36
  thing. My funeral, but I've got some requests.
• 1:43:42
  It's going to be a destination. Destination?
• 1:43:45
  Destination funeral. Oh my gosh, yes, a destination
• 1:43:47
  funeral. Am I in charge of getting you dressed
• 1:43:50
  for the... No. But you're in charge of admitting
• 1:43:52
  that you're in an open relationship. Yeah, let's
• 1:45:05
  do this. All right, now. Nellis County commissioners
• 1:45:13
  are in a workshop today discussing the future
• 1:45:17
  of automated license plate readers in the county.
• 1:45:20
  It comes after Commissioner Vince Nowicki proposed
• 1:45:22
  to end all county contracts with camera providers.
• 1:45:25
  Yeah, you know, if they weren't catching so many
• 1:45:28
  cops, you know, cheating, that might be one thing.
• 1:45:31
  Including Flock. Obviously, this has been very
• 1:45:33
  controversial. It's controversial. Those reporters
• 1:45:36
  are hot. Let's do this right now. Let me do this
• 1:46:44
  right here. Sean Diddy Combs' release date has
• 1:46:47
  changed yet again, and this time it's been pushed
• 1:46:50
  back. Oh, yeah, you know, after him hanging out
• 1:46:54
  in prison, blowing guys, having parties and that
• 1:46:58
  coming up, many things coming up, he got in trouble.
• 1:47:02
  While the music mogul has repeatedly received
• 1:47:04
  word that his prison release date has been moved
• 1:47:06
  up, meaning his incarceration would end sooner
• 1:47:09
  than previously scheduled, there's been a shakeup
• 1:47:11
  in that pattern. According to Bureau of Prisons
• 1:47:14
  records viewed by E! News, Combs will now be
• 1:47:16
  released March 2nd of 2028. I don't know why,
• 1:47:19
  I thought it was 2027, but it was... Alright,
• 1:47:24
  time for Britney Spears. Some Dolly Parton themed
• 1:48:28
  fun. The singer recently enjoyed a day out at
• 1:48:31
  Dollywood, the Tennessee amusement park founded
• 1:48:33
  by the late country music icon in 1986 with her
• 1:48:37
  sons, Sean Preston Federline and I want to know
• 1:48:40
  if they shut down the park for her. Jaden James
• 1:48:43
  Federline. Sharing a photo of herself posing
• 1:48:45
  in front of the Dollywood sign with her kids
• 1:48:47
  October 27th on Instagram, she writes, quote,
• 1:48:50
  Wow, wow, I didn't know this place existed. Yeah,
• 1:48:53
  she lives in her own bubble. And actually, it
• 1:48:58
  appears like a lot of people are there, so I
• 1:49:00
  guess she didn't get it shut down. So incredibly
• 1:49:02
  cool and exciting. Family outings, Dollywood
• 1:49:05
  is absolutely adorable. All right, there you
• 1:49:08
  go. Sure there's no racism there. All right,
• 1:49:11
  it is time for NEPO baby news. What you hear?
• 1:49:30
  The round for Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
• 1:50:19
  is coming around for their son. The Seventh Heaven
• 1:50:22
  actress and the Grammy winner's son, Silas, proved
• 1:50:25
  that he's following in their footsteps with a
• 1:50:28
  brief cameo in his mom's new film, Matchbox the
• 1:50:31
  Movie, which hit Apple TV October 9th. I mean,
• 1:50:35
  I guess it's kind of cool because you're in your
• 1:50:36
  mom's movie, but he totally got that role. His
• 1:50:41
  parents are. time for a deadbeat dad, Elon Musk.
• 1:52:03
  If it wants to load, it's Christ. I'm tired of
• 1:52:11
  hearing about him. On Elon's side, refer to us
• 1:52:14
  as the breeders. There's 14 that are publicly...
• 1:52:20
  Elon Musk's first wife, Justine Musk, and his
• 1:52:23
  ex -girlfriend, Ashley St. Clair, shed light
• 1:52:26
  on what makes the father of 14 tick in Alex Gibney's
• 1:52:29
  documentary, Musk, in theaters October 9th. Here
• 1:52:32
  are some of the most noteworthy takeaways from
• 1:52:34
  the film. While Justine calls the early days
• 1:52:36
  of their relationship blissful in the dock...
• 1:52:39
  She later says she felt a sense of growing distance
• 1:52:41
  and maybe some increasing contempt on Elon's
• 1:52:44
  part after his career began to soar. Offering
• 1:52:49
  deeper insight into their communication, Justine
• 1:52:52
  says in the film, I learned the term gaslighting
• 1:52:55
  through my relationship with Elon. He would make
• 1:53:02
  a joke or tell you 15 things that were wrong
• 1:53:04
  with you and you would cry. and then three hours
• 1:53:06
  later, or three days later, or maybe a week later,
• 1:53:10
  it would be like, let's go to the movies. God,
• 1:53:12
  is he a douche. Elon filed for divorce from Justine
• 1:53:15
  in 2008, and the two share five children together.
• 1:53:18
  Oh, that's good. He is the movie idiocracy that
• 1:53:22
  he has so many kids because he's such a deadbeat
• 1:53:24
  loser. The hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:53:43
  had Taco Bell before. Whatever. You need to be
• 1:53:52
  affectionate, and you can see that with Barack
• 1:53:54
  and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
• 1:53:58
  kissing, even fisting. It looks like you went
• 1:54:14
  and got a job on the iPad screen, whatever the
• 1:54:17
  case might be in your hand and a sock, you know,
• 1:54:20
  whatever. Like, thank you. But also I would love
• 1:54:23
  to be getting railed, but use bucket loads of
• 1:54:26
  lube. If you think you have enough lube, double
• 1:54:28
  it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:54:31
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:54:33
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 1:54:36
  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
• 1:54:39
  this button right here. You're listening to my
• 1:59:05
  good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the
• 1:59:09
  Hoppy Hour. Who you secretly listen to. And that
• 1:59:17
  includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages.
• 1:59:20
  Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 1:59:23
  Hoppy. Breaking down the scenes. NBA drama. Living
• 2:00:45
  out the dreams. Stories about the queens. Dropping
• 2:00:49
  knowledge bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy's
• 2:00:52
  loose, man, he knows it all. From scandals to
• 2:00:55
  the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 2:00:58
  have them. Hoppy Hour got the MJ to Kobe. Legends
• 2:01:03
  in the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of
• 2:01:06
  fame. Hoppy spills the tea, ain't playing tame.
• 2:01:10
  Behind the curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's
• 2:01:13
  loose, man, he knows it all. Now, here is Nick
• 2:01:18
  Young saying that he has no plans to marry his
• 2:01:21
  fiancée of seven years. To me, if you're not
• 2:01:25
  going to marry your fiancée, you're just afraid
• 2:01:27
  they're going to leave you. I'm supposed to get
• 2:01:31
  married in December, probably. What do you mean
• 2:01:33
  you're supposed to? I was supposed to get married
• 2:01:36
  last August and... And then what happened? There
• 2:01:39
  was a lot going on. I'm just cheating on her.
• 2:01:43
  The weather wasn't right. The weather's perfect
• 2:01:46
  tonight. You're just cheating, dog. The weather
• 2:01:49
  got to do what you're getting mad at. Go indoors
• 2:01:50
  if it's raining. We had an outside wedding and
• 2:01:54
  then the weather... You don't go indoors. You
• 2:01:56
  don't want to do it then. And then here he is
• 2:01:58
  talking about Kobe. What's your favorite memory
• 2:02:00
  of playing with the Lakers? Oh, just... I would
• 2:02:03
  say... Being a man, I feel like Kobe's at times,
• 2:02:07
  you know. Kobe's hard on you? Yeah, he was. But
• 2:02:11
  Kobe was cool, though. I remember, like, people
• 2:02:13
  don't know the beginning of the season, Kobe
• 2:02:15
  had, like, a party for the team. Hell, yeah,
• 2:02:17
  running train. Stripper party, yeah, like a little
• 2:02:20
  stripper party. Oh, yeah. He taught me a little
• 2:02:22
  bit of swag because he had a party. I am sure
• 2:02:25
  Vanessa loves hearing about his stripper parties.
• 2:02:27
  We all know he cheated on her with, like, 100
• 2:02:29
  women. Thank you, Ryan. Florida Attorney General
• 2:03:18
  James Uthmeyer is continuing his crusade against
• 2:03:21
  big tech. He filed for a temporary injunction
• 2:03:30
  on meta apps, including Facebook and Instagram.
• 2:03:32
  So they don't want underage people on there.
• 2:03:34
  I think you should just share the page with your...
• 2:03:36
  parents i am so glad i'm not growing up in this
• 2:03:39
  era or that i'm having kids check this out a
• 2:03:44
  wrong way waymo with a group of you tampa students
• 2:03:47
  inside the vehicle this happened yeah i would
• 2:03:50
  never take a waymo in a club man i don't trust
• 2:03:54
  it Happened after last weekend's Bucks -Packers
• 2:03:56
  game. And tonight, Waymo is responding. What
• 2:04:00
  are they saying to defend themselves? Because
• 2:04:02
  they're losers. It's Gary Broad live in Tampa
• 2:04:04
  tonight. So, Gary, you actually talked to the
• 2:04:06
  passengers in the car. Now, one of them says
• 2:04:08
  this is a heart -pounding experience. Yeah, good
• 2:04:12
  evening, Josh. Who can blame them? Those passengers
• 2:04:15
  tell me they use Waymo quite a bit since it launched
• 2:04:18
  here in Tampa last month. Yet already, the city
• 2:04:22
  is now seeing one of its first incidents. Oh,
• 2:04:25
  wrong way, Waymo. Oh, Waymo is going. Oh, my
• 2:04:28
  God. The ride that had passengers in fear. My
• 2:04:32
  heart rate was going crazy in my chest because,
• 2:04:34
  you know, when you take that right -hand turn,
• 2:04:36
  we went right through some cones, right into
• 2:04:38
  oncoming traffic. You're kind of looking around
• 2:04:40
  like. Yeah, there are some things that I think
• 2:04:43
  it is okay to have humans do. One of them is
• 2:04:46
  driving because, I don't know, it's just very
• 2:04:49
  off -putting, but that is such a Gen Z, UT thing
• 2:04:54
  to do. Man, what's going on? The group of UTampa
• 2:04:57
  students took the ride after Sunday's Bucks -Packers
• 2:05:00
  game. Fans say the automated car didn't account
• 2:05:02
  for the traffic change, which detoured cars to
• 2:05:05
  the other side of the road. After waiting about
• 2:05:07
  10 minutes to make a turn, the Waymo finally
• 2:05:09
  did. Yeah, you know, I mean, to be honest, the
• 2:05:13
  Waymo really is no different than any of the
• 2:05:16
  old people that drive that go the wrong way.
• 2:05:19
  Any of the wrong way drivers in this area. That
• 2:05:23
  is, I know, different. I mean, when I first moved
• 2:05:28
  here, I was not used to the one ways. So I guess
• 2:05:31
  I'm a Waymo in real life. And all of a sudden,
• 2:05:33
  you just have cars honking at us, people yelling
• 2:05:35
  at us like it's our fault. It turned the wheel
• 2:05:37
  at first, but it wants to make the turn. Well,
• 2:05:39
  it is your fault for trusting Waymo. To the left,
• 2:05:42
  and then it spun to the right, and we kind of
• 2:05:44
  started freaking out, and that's where the video
• 2:05:45
  started. Matt Reardon took the video that has
• 2:05:47
  been viewed hundreds of thousands of times on
• 2:05:50
  TikTok. Oh, yeah. They probably were getting
• 2:05:53
  excited. They were going to go viral. He says
• 2:05:59
  they use the pullover option to get out. And
• 2:06:02
  you should use the pullout method when you're
• 2:06:04
  banging on a girl from UT, bro. Moving on. Time
• 2:06:10
  for Chicago news. Yeah. Whatever. Swedish retailer
• 2:07:20
  says it will shut down its giant location in
• 2:07:24
  Ikea, Bolingbrook, and open a smaller store in
• 2:07:27
  Naperville. God damn it. I just opened up Bugdum,
• 2:07:30
  the video game. My bad. Only on this show do
• 2:07:33
  you have Bugdum and this clip playing over each
• 2:07:35
  other. Oh yeah, you guys want to play Bugdum?
• 2:07:39
  It's a video game that was on a computer in the
• 2:07:42
  90s and 2000s. That was very strange. It's only
• 2:07:45
  the thing you'll get on happy hour is bugged.
• 2:07:47
  I'm playing over a clip about, you know, good
• 2:07:52
  old Ikea, which what sucks is that store is going
• 2:07:55
  to be closed forever and ever in Illinois. It's
• 2:07:58
  not like Florida where like all of a sudden there's
• 2:08:00
  a new store six months in. There are stores that
• 2:08:03
  have been empty for like 20 years. Portillo's
• 2:08:10
  cake is the stuff dreams are made of. And oh,
• 2:08:13
  yeah. And what toilet visits are made of. One
• 2:08:18
  time I had a portillo shake and a large fry and
• 2:08:23
  a cheese dip and a beef sandwich, and I was so
• 2:08:27
  sick I could not drive my mom to the, it was
• 2:08:29
  the day before, it was the night before she was
• 2:08:31
  leaving to go to the airport, and I could not
• 2:08:33
  drive my mom to the airport. I kept pooping.
• 2:08:37
  Now it is adding a new flavor for your taste
• 2:08:39
  buds to savor. There's an Oreo cake slice on
• 2:08:42
  the menu, but wait. There's much more. There's
• 2:08:44
  also an Oreo cake slice shake. Oh yeah, that
• 2:08:47
  sounds delicious, man. Too bad my stomach can't
• 2:08:51
  handle it. A former Joliet police lieutenant
• 2:08:55
  is facing felony charges after an investigation
• 2:08:58
  into the misuse of the city's flock system. Man,
• 2:09:01
  are there any cops that are using the flock cameras
• 2:09:03
  right? Oh, there is. What's going on with this
• 2:09:09
  high school? A neighbor sharing their concerns
• 2:09:12
  over plans for a new stadium and... Athletic
• 2:09:15
  complex for St. Viter High School. Yeah, this
• 2:09:18
  is where all the rich kids go. They were the
• 2:09:20
  rivals to John Hersey. They were just the rich.
• 2:09:25
  They were like the Philadelphia Eagle fans of
• 2:09:27
  the local high schools. Just complete twats.
• 2:09:30
  It's like right kind of near where I grew up,
• 2:09:37
  you know. Right now, a man faces aggravated battery
• 2:09:42
  charges months after a woman was attacked near
• 2:09:44
  Lake Arlington. Arlington Heights Police. Yeah,
• 2:09:47
  this is not good when you got thugs at Lake Arlington.
• 2:09:52
  Because that's where I used to walk with my family.
• 2:09:55
  They say back on June 7th, Jeff Gaspard was riding
• 2:09:58
  a bike. Officers say that is when he grabbed
• 2:10:01
  an 18 -year -old woman. Ah, it's not good. It's
• 2:10:04
  so sad. I love Lake Arlington. I used to smoke
• 2:10:06
  weed around there. Former Chicago Mayor Rahm
• 2:10:09
  Emanuel speaking today at the Obama Presidential
• 2:10:11
  Center. Man, who would have thought that that
• 2:10:13
  city would be better off with him as a mayor,
• 2:10:16
  you know? And he said he can't decide yet if
• 2:10:20
  he's going to run for president or not, which
• 2:10:22
  means he won't. Look up. Amazon drones could
• 2:10:26
  soon be flying over parts of the western suburbs.
• 2:10:29
  Oh, yeah. My mom has... I mean, I'm kind of a
• 2:10:32
  slut as well. Oh, jeez. Hear me out. For Amazon
• 2:10:35
  deliveries. It's kind of weird to say that about
• 2:10:37
  your mom. But, yeah. I don't even know what I'm
• 2:10:39
  saying anymore. We're just going to walk away
• 2:10:40
  because I don't want to be misquoted. Time for
• 2:10:42
  Fresno News. Oh, jeez. Shire. Fresno's loud and
• 2:10:57
  sour. Mike in his grip. Got the world feeling
• 2:11:00
  sour. Poppy on the block. Dropping facts like
• 2:11:02
  boulders. Words cut sharply to small. Unfiltered
• 2:11:07
  truth spray. Fresno's posting every word that
• 2:11:10
  he say. No sugar coat. No... California couple
• 2:12:22
  with 21 children. What a bunch of losers. That's
• 2:12:26
  way too many kids. Facing child abuse charges
• 2:12:28
  in what prosecutors are calling a surrogacy scheme.
• 2:12:32
  You know, that vagina is a freaking ball alley.
• 2:12:35
  I've never seen one. A Fresno man accused in
• 2:12:40
  the shooting death of his 73 -year -old neighbor
• 2:12:42
  is now being tried for murder. Oh, yeah, that's
• 2:12:45
  good. Just some happening things over there in
• 2:12:48
  Fresno. A time for Winston Salem news, you know?
• 2:12:54
  Are you ready? If you're not ready, I don't care.
• 2:13:06
  Whatever. They hit the room and they hit the
• 2:13:28
  room. He don't bite his tongue. Then sell him.
• 2:13:41
  Then sell him. Ten years old from Greensboro
• 2:14:08
  and police now say he. Yeah, there's a lot of
• 2:14:12
  criminals over there in Greensboro. He is the
• 2:14:15
  one who pulled the trigger in a banquet hall
• 2:14:17
  shooting a little more than two months ago. I
• 2:14:20
  don't know if it's because of his upbringing
• 2:14:21
  or being in high school during COVID, but he's
• 2:14:24
  messed up. Well, as the days get shorter and
• 2:14:29
  we see less sunlight, you may notice changes
• 2:14:31
  in your mood. Oh, yeah, so that's the yearly.
• 2:14:35
  It's like a game of bingo. What are they going
• 2:14:37
  to talk about? Every winter, it's seasonal depression,
• 2:14:40
  which is real. Don't get me wrong. All right,
• 2:14:43
  it's time for Orlando News. Are you ready? Let's
• 2:14:49
  go. Orlando man arrested for threatening a woman
• 2:15:48
  with a weapon and then assaulting her remains
• 2:15:50
  locked up in the Orange County Jail. All right,
• 2:15:53
  don't let him out. He's a piece of shit. Also
• 2:15:59
  in Flagler County, a teacher is accused of stealing
• 2:16:01
  prescription drugs from a coworker while at school.
• 2:16:05
  Deborah Givens is a teacher at Old Kings Elementary
• 2:16:07
  School. The sheriff's office has a co -worker
• 2:16:09
  set up a surveillance camera after she had noticed
• 2:16:12
  some of her prescription medication was missing.
• 2:16:15
  That poor addict needs to go to rehab and get
• 2:16:18
  help and to climb. What's going on here? St.
• 2:16:22
  John's County commissioners agreed yesterday
• 2:16:24
  to formally debate the future of flock and license
• 2:16:28
  plate readers. Listen, the rich and elite always
• 2:16:31
  win, so the flock cameras are going nowhere.
• 2:16:33
  What's going on here? All right, so this next
• 2:16:37
  story, you're going to have a lot of questions
• 2:16:38
  once you see the mugshot. So I'm just going to
• 2:16:40
  ask you to bear with us and know that we did
• 2:16:41
  not draw this with a crayon. Our treasure coast
• 2:16:44
  man is in jail for the very thing prosecutors
• 2:16:46
  charged him with months ago. But those charges
• 2:16:48
  were dropped. Oh, yeah. You look at this guy
• 2:16:51
  and you would just be so creeped out in the club.
• 2:16:54
  Let's go to the mugshot. Check out this guy.
• 2:16:57
  He was arrested. Yeah, he's a weirdo. He just
• 2:16:59
  looks like someone that would be on the dark
• 2:17:01
  Internet all day. Last week. for offense against
• 2:17:07
  computer users. A felony, that is. Police seized
• 2:17:10
  computers, phones, a USB drive, PlayStation 5,
• 2:17:14
  and networking equipment as evidence. Back in
• 2:17:17
  May, stalking charges against him were dropped
• 2:17:19
  after he was accused of gaining access to a woman's
• 2:17:21
  devices and discussing private information. Ah,
• 2:17:25
  that's good. If there was an image of what a
• 2:17:27
  troll looks like, of what one of my haters looks
• 2:17:29
  like, it would be that. All right, there. All
• 2:17:33
  right. Let's see here. Where is it? It's time
• 2:17:38
  for Miami News. Oh, yeah. As much as I can. This
• 2:19:01
  is a three -hour show. If I go over three hours,
• 2:19:03
  then I don't get the transcript. And I send the
• 2:19:08
  transcript to Chad JBT. A woman is in jail tonight
• 2:19:12
  accused of helping steal phones from drunk club
• 2:19:15
  goers. Oh, yeah. This is why Miami has such bad
• 2:19:19
  vibes in the club. Because it brides like her.
• 2:19:23
  Leaving popular clubs on Miami Beach. Police
• 2:19:25
  say Deshiona. She just looks like a thug. Ford
• 2:19:28
  worked with. And she's smiling in a mug shot
• 2:19:30
  so you know she's a prostitute. The taxi driver
• 2:19:33
  to target the victims. It's delightful. And there's
• 2:19:36
  this right here. Thousands of roosters rescued
• 2:19:40
  from a potential cockfighting operation. Oh,
• 2:19:43
  yeah. We ain't talking about the cockfighting
• 2:19:45
  at Ybor City. Investigators sweeping the location,
• 2:19:50
  also finding baby goats. That sucks. All right.
• 2:19:55
  There's the new segment on Miami News. All right.
• 2:19:59
  Before we end the show with... Well, first, let
• 2:20:05
  me... Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself. A little
• 2:20:08
  ahead of myself. All right. It's first time for
• 2:20:11
  Cleveland News. Cleveland skyline, the most choppy
• 2:20:29
  city on the Cuyahoga. Hearts heavy, never sloppy.
• 2:20:31
  Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't glossy.
• 2:20:34
  Concrete jungle, piles with dreams collapse.
• 2:20:37
  Downtown echoes the cabs and f*** vibes Midwest,
• 2:20:43
  but the struggle overlaps. Let's do this. Doctors
• 2:21:52
  say they're seeing more children seriously injured
• 2:21:54
  on e -bikes. Yeah, e -bikes are out of control.
• 2:21:58
  Everyone can't say run. And now a push to regulate
• 2:22:02
  those bikes and electric scooters is moving forward
• 2:22:05
  in Columbus. And it's been called Cedar Point
• 2:22:19
  since 1870, but could the Sandusky Amusement
• 2:22:22
  Park soon get a name change? Well, a survey from
• 2:22:25
  the park's parent company, Six Flags, included
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  possible name changes for Cedar Point. According
• 2:22:31
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  options are... flags of north ohio cedar point
• 2:22:38
  a six flags experience and cedar point by six
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  to end the show This is the most unprofessional
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  And it looks like you went and got a b**** up.
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  Not on the iPad screen. Whatever the case might
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  be in your hand in a sock in a whatever. Like,
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  thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
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  format. You never know what I might talk about.
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  One minute I could be talking about the latest
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