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Utah Word Of The Day- Smush For February 18th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: It's often said that the people of Utah speak a
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: language all their own. It's a language that's often confusing
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: and even incomprehensible to newcomers here in the Beehive State.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: So Radio from Hell presents a handy guide to help
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: everyone understand how the natives speak. It's the Utah word
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: of the day, and today's word.
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  Speaker 2: Is smegs sme gs smegs. You'll also hear other Utah
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: words in the following exchange, principally smush, smu sh and
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: small lives, s m o L I V E S.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, ma'am, Yes, that's smush smush?
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  Speaker 2: Did I say smoosh?
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  Speaker 3: You did?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sir, smush. Danny listen and is the Marimonia
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: Utah and his Sun Denver meet for breakfast?
• 0:56
  Speaker 4: Morning, Danny? What do we haven't for breakfast?
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: Well, your mother has very kindly made us a big
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: steam and bowl of this.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like the looks of that, Daddy. What is
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  Speaker 4: it that smush?
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  Speaker 3: Denver? Come on, you had this before, smush cream of
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  Speaker 3: the wheat. Oh, and I know what you mean. I
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  Speaker 3: don't want this stuff neither, but it's better than what
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  Speaker 3: your mother was gonna make us. What would that avocado toast?
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  Speaker 3: I have a.
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  Speaker 4: Cup, Lord, I don't even want to think what that is.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, but just be aware. It's a piece of
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  Speaker 3: toast with some avocados mushed up on it, and then
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  Speaker 3: your mother puts small lives on top of that. I
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: talked her out of it, and she said, fine, I'll
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: make you smush. Then I didn't dare say nothing more
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  Speaker 3: because you know how she can get Why.
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  Speaker 4: Can't we have a regular he man breakfast like we usually.
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  Speaker 3: Do, Denver, you need to pay a little bit of
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: attention to the world around you. We can't have the
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  Speaker 3: breakfast we want because all the chick wickens are sick.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: They got the flu.
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  Speaker 4: So they have to stay home from work. All of
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  Speaker 4: them sick, so they can't tend to lay in.
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  Speaker 3: Well not all of them. But the gist is, with
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  Speaker 3: a lot less chickens producing, the price of the product
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  Speaker 3: they produces went way up and we can't afford them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what about another thought, Daddy, I mean, other animals
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  Speaker 4: make the same breakfast food that chickens do. What about
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  Speaker 4: turkeys or ducks, or sparrows or robins. They all produce
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  Speaker 4: the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: Chickens do, and they all got the flu. It's called
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  Speaker 3: the bird flu in Denver, all of them are getting it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, then, daddy, we need to look at another source
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  Speaker 4: of the breakfast food that we love, the breakfast food
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  Speaker 4: that we the men of Mony, Utah need.
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: What are you driving that boy?
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  Speaker 4: Well, daddy, we just need to check to see who
• 2:48
  Speaker 4: has the flu? Is there turtle flu, lizard flu or
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  Speaker 4: snake flu?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, not that I heard of.
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  Speaker 4: Well there you go. We want snags for breakfast, a
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  Speaker 4: man's breakfast. We get some bacon, but we need smegs
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  Speaker 4: a new sauce. So why not turnlegs, lizard eggs, snake eggs?
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  Speaker 4: How about hash brands toasted smegs from a snake.
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  Speaker 3: Denver, We're gonna have smush cream a week. Eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Join us again some other time as we examine how
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  Speaker 1: the Utah natives speak with the Utah Word of the
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  Speaker 1: day