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FULL SHOW: Keyzie's Day · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The hot I keep Big Show Show Show thanks to
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Speaker 2: This is big, big show, really big. Jason Hoch might
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Speaker 3: Job get a mad Barsard's great to have your company
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Speaker 3: on this absolutely glorious Wednesday afternoon. It is the tenth
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Speaker 3: of June twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as
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Speaker 2: Speaking of which, how are you going?
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Speaker 3: Mogie your stud your Greek god, your stallion, you get
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Speaker 3: going pretty graancy, you're mad dog, You're six some of
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Speaker 3: them be as you say, just another beautiful day.
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Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Now, It's not like this everywhere in the world.
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Speaker 2: I want to be quite clear about that. Just where
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Speaker 2: we are, but we can't speak for everywhere else. But
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Speaker 2: if the weather's not good, you out. I am sorry,
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Speaker 2: we all I apologize on behalf of the Big Show.
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Speaker 2: But we are bloody, beautiful, spanking Hey. It is glorious stuff.
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Speaker 3: Now you if you were listening to the show yesterday,
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Speaker 3: I know that old kezy, old bad dog.
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Speaker 2: I was a bit under the gun. Was a bit
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Speaker 2: under the weather.
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Speaker 3: I mean he still managed to film stuff yesterday, and
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Speaker 3: then after his film he went off, I feel a
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Speaker 3: bit crooked, so I think I'm going to make it
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Speaker 3: to the radio. Had a little sleepy nine eyes and
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Speaker 3: some hot noodles.
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Speaker 2: A few beersies. These top of his game today. Get
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Speaker 2: a keazy hello.
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Speaker 4: It's funny because two of those things are true. I
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Speaker 4: did have sleepy nine eyes. I went straight home after
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Speaker 4: filming and had a two and a half hour nap
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Speaker 4: and when I text you, guys, I was eating a
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Speaker 4: bowl of hot spicy noodles.
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Speaker 2: I was like, this will fix me. Spicy noodles. Just
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Speaker 2: tearing to yourself as well, what do you mean at
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Speaker 2: the restaurant? No, no, no, we just before you had
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Speaker 2: an app? You know, Can I just ask?
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Speaker 3: Are you saying that you went from your filming to
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Speaker 3: them going to a restaurant and having spicy noodles?
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Speaker 2: That's right between? And so so.
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Speaker 3: You went and filmed and then you went to a
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Speaker 3: restaurant to have some lunch and then called into the
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Speaker 3: fellers and said, oh fellows, sorry, a that crop won't
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Speaker 3: make it for the radio.
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Speaker 5: Is that what happens pretty much what happened, right?
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Speaker 2: Okay? Is that a new hoodie you wearing? Keyzy? This
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Speaker 2: is literally the don't start. Is that a new hoodie?
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Speaker 2: Keesy me? Right? That's what we did to Jas. Is
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Speaker 2: that a new shirt by the way, Jas, because that's nice? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: thank you man, It is really nice.
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Speaker 3: It is a new shirt, a plain black shirt, yeah,
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Speaker 3: playing black shirt with your with your white button. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: it goes very nicely with my green sort of khaki,
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Speaker 3: very cool CBD jacket, does it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Jack?
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Speaker 3: Hey, No, listen, massive show ahead? What's coming up?
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Speaker 2: Mogi?
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Speaker 5: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi?
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Speaker 2: Another opportunity to get yourselves in the drawer for the
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Speaker 2: export Ultra beer Garden too. They are going this is Matt,
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Speaker 2: Maniah and g Lane are heading over to a Grand
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Speaker 2: Final in Sydney in October. We don't know what it is.
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Speaker 2: I don't think we're allowed to say Jerry and Mania
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Speaker 2: did Matt. I don't know. I just feel sort of
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Speaker 2: feel like Matt would be better on this jew Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I agree with you. Also, we're going to answer the
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Speaker 2: question in case anybody, Just in case anybody is wondering,
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Speaker 2: we're going to answer the question who from the Big
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Speaker 2: Show has been shoulder taped for the recently announced James
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Speaker 2: Bond audition. Yes, they're going to be doing a new
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Speaker 2: series of films and they are looking for their new
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Speaker 2: Bond and coming up next. Oh, Kezy, he's big time. Jason,
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Speaker 2: he's big time. He's just had nine is the host
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Speaker 2: on the hugely popular Game of Two Halves. He is
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Speaker 2: also the centerfold in the latest edition of Woman's Second
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Speaker 2: as a pin up. You can take it out, unpen
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Speaker 2: it from the middle of the magazine and stick it
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Speaker 2: up on your wall.
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Speaker 3: If you could not do that, then all we've already
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Speaker 3: done it, mate, I've already done.
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Speaker 2: It's in the bog.
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Speaker 5: Here's our rage against the machine.
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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
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Speaker 3: He's indeed Queens of the Stone Age. There on the
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Speaker 3: Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is
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Speaker 3: fifteen minutes past four o'clock and.
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Speaker 2: We're about to talk about a really.
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Speaker 3: Big event in Kesey's life. He's really made it on
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Speaker 3: the stage. Well, you know, on the New Zealand celebrity stage.
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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that. Well I do keezy,
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Speaker 2: I do. I work a little bit in this area,
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Speaker 2: and it's a huge event when you can get yourself
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Speaker 2: a spread in Women's Day. Now, Jace, you and I
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Speaker 2: have been in the industry for some time now. Yeah, man, No,
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Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but I've never had a spread.
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Speaker 2: Why do you say it like that in Woman's Day?
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Speaker 3: I think the process that I've ever had, Mogi is
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Speaker 3: I had a spread, hey on spread, spread in a year.
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Speaker 2: I don't know about saying it like that.
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Speaker 3: In a local community newspaper and oh yeah, that's about
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Speaker 3: as good as I've got.
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Speaker 2: But it was a hell of a spread.
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Speaker 4: Hell, But the reason is my wife's also in this spread.
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Speaker 4: So I just feel uncomfortable about you guys saying it.
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Speaker 5: Like, well, that's how you say it, keesy spread?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, can we say an article spread?
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Speaker 2: And it is a spread? Do you know how I
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Speaker 2: know it's a spread because it's spread across two pages?
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Speaker 2: That what it was on one page? Right, it'll be
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Speaker 2: an article, But this, my friend, is the very definition
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Speaker 2: of a spread.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'm glad we've addressed that it's out right now.
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Speaker 4: And yeah, and to be honest, I'm not too upset
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Speaker 4: with it, right, I've sent a copy to Mogi to
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Speaker 4: have a read.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, can you tell me why now? Of all
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Speaker 2: times you've been chosen to be and this this magazine.
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Speaker 4: Well, full disclosure, I was asked to be.
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Speaker 2: So I'm tearing up of it here because yeah, pretty wow,
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Speaker 2: it's a big day here, man, it's a huge day.
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Speaker 2: My first spread.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, spread because I take over as the host on
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Speaker 4: Game of two halves right right, Laura mcgoldricks, she's super busy,
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Speaker 4: she's gone overseas for a while, so I'm taking over.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And so Sky and TV three were like, oh,
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Speaker 2: let's do a little article on a peasy over there.
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Speaker 2: I mean it's spread, okay, spread well? Before I crack
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Speaker 2: into it, The easiest thing here would be to sort
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Speaker 2: of read the article line by a line, starting with
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Speaker 2: the headline three four eight three. We want people to
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Speaker 2: send in what they think the headline might be for
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Speaker 2: this spread? What do you reckon they would have gone with?
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Speaker 2: And we'll reveal all later in the show, maybe after sex.
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Speaker 2: We'll save it. We'll save it and we'll read out
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Speaker 2: some of your suggestions. Three four eight three. Flicking through,
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Speaker 2: but jesuits all the photos can I say a magnificent
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Speaker 2: you and your partner have never looked better?
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Speaker 1: Ah?
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean they.
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Speaker 7: I mean I couldn't my eyes off them. Very nice.
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Speaker 7: The two of you, name's Lucy, not Louise.
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Speaker 2: One of you two sitting on the couch. Yeah, I mean, keys,
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Speaker 2: you've got a real shit eating grin on your face.
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Speaker 4: Well who wouldn't have a shitting in gren you know,
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Speaker 4: beautiful woman like you've been eating ship?
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Speaker 2: Is that what that saying means? Yeah? Oh wow, is
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Speaker 2: that what had happened? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they sort of.
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Speaker 4: They came earlier than anticipated, and I was like halfway
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Speaker 4: through it and I was like, oh quick, jump on
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Speaker 4: the couch.
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Speaker 2: The photographers here. Now that is a really beautiful fato
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Speaker 2: and I think that's one that will probably end up
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Speaker 2: on your wall. That one is great. And then there's
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Speaker 2: another one of the two of you sitting in the
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Speaker 2: bed with your nipples make I was just getting it
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Speaker 2: out of the way. Oh right, okay, they've become a rictus. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I know they of the two of you sitting in
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Speaker 2: the bed of your truck, and that's beautiful. And then
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Speaker 2: there's another one of you Keys, he just old kezy
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Speaker 2: on his lonesome. He's got his truck in the background there,
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Speaker 2: and he's got his motorbike that doesn't work, and he's
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Speaker 2: sitting on that wearing his pink jacket.
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Speaker 6: Faded red jacket, and the motorbike does work.
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Speaker 2: Now when you're sitting now, what's interesting about that is
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Speaker 2: you're sitting on this You're sitting on this motorbike that
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Speaker 2: doesn't work, and the caption underneath he is Chris is
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Speaker 2: revving up to take over from host Laura on Game
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Speaker 2: of two hard Ah, how good. It's not good. But
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Speaker 2: if we can try and find a way of fitting
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Speaker 2: that into every show between now and the end of
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Speaker 2: the year, I think that'll be great. Games. But really, Kezy,
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Speaker 2: it's a fantastic article. Coming up next, we're going to
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Speaker 2: get into the weeds of what's in there. I've got
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Speaker 2: a few bones to pack. I've got a few things
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Speaker 2: that are really touching there, some beautiful stuff here. It's
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Speaker 2: about how you and your wife met, you doing some
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Speaker 2: red around the house. Bit of di I White, it's it's, it's.
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Speaker 2: It's a brilliant, brilliant spread. Thanks Mogi, it really is.
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Speaker 2: We're going to get into that. We don't have to
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Speaker 2: we can just park it there. Oh no, we're got
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Speaker 2: to go deep on this spread. And three for eight
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Speaker 2: three let us know what you think the headline in
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Speaker 2: the spread might be.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, all text on three for eight three in the
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Speaker 4: draw for a fifty old Reburg about you.
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Speaker 5: Here's space had.
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Speaker 1: The Hurd Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.
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Speaker 3: Here's indeed cage the elephant there on the Radio Holdarchy
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Speaker 3: Big Show.
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Speaker 5: This gorgeous Wednesday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is four twenty eight and Key Keysy he's
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Speaker 3: just had the big release of his Woman's Day article.
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Speaker 3: And we've got to say, don't we, Moggie, it's been.
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Speaker 3: It's sensational, it's absolutely magnificent. It's one of the biggest
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Speaker 3: sellers already.
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Speaker 2: Really photos well, when we came in here there was
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Speaker 2: boxes and boxes. Keezy had one for everybody. It brought
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Speaker 2: her what was it about a thousand keys and you
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Speaker 2: just handing them out to any bastard. You're you're a
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Speaker 2: generous guy, I'll tell you what. And an absolutely amazing
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Speaker 2: spread across two pages is what we've got. It's Kezy
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Speaker 2: with his beautiful wife there he talks about, you know,
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Speaker 2: what it's like to be at home, their life together,
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Speaker 2: they're getting married, working in radio, how they met as
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Speaker 2: a couple, and of course the point of the article
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Speaker 2: is to celebrate the fact that old Keesy over here
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Speaker 2: is taken over from Laura McGoldrick as the host of
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Speaker 2: Game of Two Halves. Yes, yeah, that's huge, keys, Yes, absolutely,
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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. Now, obviously this article comes with
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Speaker 2: its own headline, but we thought it'd be a bit
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Speaker 2: of fun bit of harmless bants to get the audience
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Speaker 2: to just text in on three four eight three with
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Speaker 2: a few suggestions on what the headline might be. And
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Speaker 2: we've got a few here, Yeah, I've got a few here,
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Speaker 2: like this one here. Now, of course your partner, you
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Speaker 2: wife's name is Lucy. So there's this one here Loosen
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Speaker 2: the goose loving him despite the honker. That's nice, isn't it.
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Speaker 2: That's really cute. I like that one. This one here
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Speaker 2: is quite good speak speaking specifically of the Game of
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Speaker 2: Two Halves and Laura leaving from gold to silver Game
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Speaker 2: of two Halves prepares to downgrade. You like that one?
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Speaker 4: Do you? What about this one? Buzzy's Biscuit nips and
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Speaker 4: bird shit. How Chris Key has.
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Speaker 2: Gone from unknown radio host to unknown TV host.
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Speaker 4: I remember this is in Woman's Day, all right, Yeah,
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Speaker 4: I mean, look, they might need a little bit of
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Speaker 4: a tweak on the language a little bit, but by no,
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Speaker 4: it's pretty good.
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Speaker 2: Somebody just hear the comment this isn't really the headline.
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Speaker 2: I'm laminading that bastard and pinning it to my bedroom ceiling.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, could you please? Why does he have to
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Speaker 2: laminate it? Why does it need to be laminated?
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Speaker 4: Super Schnoz snags primetime s Kezy doesn't let obvious physical
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Speaker 4: impairments hold him back from engaging poor Laura out of
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Speaker 4: her job while her back's turned.
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Speaker 2: It's good on all fours, looking over my shoulder with me, Kezy.
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Speaker 2: Yellow wheeze, Yellow wheeze.
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Speaker 4: This is going to be read by like my mum
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Speaker 4: and like Nana and people that you know that democrats stuff.
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Speaker 2: Well that's right, but I mean, look the article itself here, Kezy.
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Speaker 2: It's an absolute rapper. There's some great quotes here. And
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Speaker 2: look it's not your fault. You didn't you didn't put
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Speaker 2: it into print. But you seem really excited because everything
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Speaker 2: you say ends with an exclamation point. Yeah. I don't
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Speaker 2: know why you were talking so excitedly, but I guess
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Speaker 2: I was young.
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Speaker 5: You know, it was his big opportunity, Mogi.
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: He's this is the national It's going to be in
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Speaker 3: supermarkets everywhere.
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Speaker 2: Well, it changes a sentence and exclamation point. So for example,
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Speaker 2: here Kezy says, I'm a seven year old man at heart.
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Speaker 4: I don't remember yelling that that particular statement.
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Speaker 2: My family is obsessed with anything that has a motor.
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Speaker 2: I sound look like a drongo. I love parking the
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Speaker 2: Vy next to Mike Hoskin's beautiful European car.
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Speaker 5: This is great start. Yes, it's really good.
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Speaker 6: It's really embarrassing when you read it out, really embarrassing.
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Speaker 2: And there's a lot of stuff that you sort of
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Speaker 2: go over how you first met and you know a
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Speaker 2: bit of DIY, you know, your wife lying about how
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Speaker 2: good you are at DIY, et cetera, et cetera, and
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Speaker 2: then way, way way towards the end. Yes, the banter
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Speaker 2: continues over at Hodak's The Big Show, where he co
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Speaker 2: hosts with actors Jason Hout and Mike Minogue. We have
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Speaker 2: such an amazing vibe in the studio exclamation. Was it
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Speaker 2: too at least with Jason Mike teaching me how to
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Speaker 2: turn everything up to one hundred and fifty percent? Laughs, Chris.
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Speaker 2: When I was a student, we'd gather around to watch
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Speaker 2: whatever comedy show Jase was on. So it's amazing now
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Speaker 2: to be mates and work together. I think of him
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Speaker 2: as my uncle, your uncle, yeah, my uncle.
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Speaker 5: Oh man, we think that's lovely.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Keezy, old uncle Jeez.
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Speaker 1: The Holdarchy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy tune
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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Big.
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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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Speaker 2: The time is four forty one.
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Speaker 3: And Keezy, you were away yesterday when Mogi and I
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Speaker 3: and old Pugs.
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Speaker 5: Are having hog chats your hog chats.
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Speaker 3: Ah, because of course you and Mogi both have hogs now,
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Speaker 3: And I was feeling a little bit left out, sort
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Speaker 3: of feeling like, well, you know, I want to be
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Speaker 3: part of the gang as well.
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Speaker 2: So it's not a gang. Well that was the point,
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Speaker 2: wasn't it, Mogi? It is.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We were sort of saying that if there's two of us,
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Speaker 2: it's not a game, but three of us is again,
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Speaker 2: so fort can get himself a get himself a hog
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Speaker 2: a motorcycle. Then we become a gang and then it's
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Speaker 2: just a matter of what we call that game.
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Speaker 4: Right, Just confirming because you're getting a street dog electric motorcycle.
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Speaker 2: That's plenty. Definitely getting one.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I've this morning, I bolted the number plate
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Speaker 4: on my old motorbike.
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Speaker 2: It's officially ready to go street lead.
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Speaker 4: So that's one bike that starts sometimes another one that
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Speaker 4: you haven't bought yet, but you're planning on.
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Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, it's on order.
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Speaker 3: We were thinking too, because you guys have gone quite
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Speaker 3: low key in terms of power that maybe Hoody J
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Speaker 3: goes full hog you know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: Right, you're six.
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Speaker 5: Hundred c C type kind of scenario CEC.
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Speaker 6: Just so you know, six hundred CC is not very
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Speaker 6: Burgan Teams.
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Speaker 5: Compared because you're like two fifty right.
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Speaker 2: Five five hundred horse power. Well I'll go fifteen horsepower.
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Speaker 3: But this is true story because I went I had
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Speaker 3: to go and pick something up that I'd bought today
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Speaker 3: from an auction house, and it just so happened that
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Speaker 3: my wife and I were walking and we don't often
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Speaker 3: go down this little street, and we were walking up
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Speaker 3: this little street and the sun was streaming down and
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Speaker 3: then like the gods had opened up the gods and
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Speaker 3: the sun was shining down shafts of light shafts, and
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Speaker 3: it was like it was a vesper shot and there
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Speaker 3: was one beautiful, gleaming red Italian vespa.
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Speaker 2: I guess they're all Italian, aren't Vespers? Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I went, it's a sign from God.
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Speaker 2: Guys that Hoidi.
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Speaker 3: Ja gets a really cool up market Italian vespa that
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Speaker 3: I thought.
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Speaker 2: I thought you were going large. Well I was.
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Speaker 3: But then that happened, and I was like, I was
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Speaker 3: very unexpected, and I thought to myself, surely this is
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Speaker 3: a sign from the gods. Now they knew that I
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Speaker 3: was looking for a hog, and they said, Heidi j
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Speaker 3: you've got to get a very cool vespa.
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Speaker 2: Do you believe in God? I mean, it's a sign
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Speaker 2: from the gods. So that makes me think that maybe
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Speaker 2: you don't believe in the one true God, the Lord
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Speaker 2: I save you. Can I say it was a sign
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Speaker 2: from the heaven. It was. It was a sign from
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Speaker 2: the heavens. There we go.
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Speaker 4: You would say before the show that your one true
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Speaker 4: God is horsepower.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that is true? Was it fifteen hundred? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: fifteen hundred c sees? But who mixed up? Are two
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Speaker 2: different things.
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Speaker 3: Because of course, like your electric motorbike, Mogi, you've got
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Speaker 3: your option of your fifty going he goes fifty k, yeah,
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Speaker 3: but it can go up to one fifty k and
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Speaker 3: this one was the full one.
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Speaker 2: Fiddy the Vesper. Yeah, that's pretty good man. You me
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Speaker 2: and a vesper, in't it? You're gonna be in it?
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Speaker 3: Mogens on his electric bike, Kezy on his shith house
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Speaker 3: farm bike.
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Speaker 2: I mean that is that is the funny.
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Speaker 4: Thing is my one gang bike is the only one
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Speaker 4: capable of going faster than seventy kilometers per hour out
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Speaker 4: of all the bikes we've got.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yours doesn't start very often.
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Speaker 4: Actually we had just started today and the battery was flat.
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Speaker 4: But that's the joy of it, old motorbike.
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Speaker 3: Can you imagine the famless and our gang cruising around
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Speaker 3: the CBD or where Mike is electric.
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Speaker 2: Are for just like a coffee and the.
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Speaker 3: Yeah totally with our stink first signage on the side.
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Speaker 2: Gang. So how intimidating would this be? So? Well, people
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Speaker 2: people are, oh god, there's a gang rolling up. Yeah,
18:44
Speaker 2: we're arright at a cafe.
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Speaker 4: Mokey comes in first with his E motorbike and plugs it.
18:48
Speaker 2: In completely soundless as well.
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Speaker 4: Engines, and then Hoidy J comes in on his scooter
18:55
Speaker 4: a little open face helmet, yes, pops that down and
18:58
Speaker 4: then I come and.
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Speaker 2: Pushing it, pushing my bike. Yeah, because it's broken down.
19:03
Speaker 2: That's intimidating. Ship man, that sounds awesome. That is a
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Speaker 2: great gang. However, you look at it, man, what are
19:09
Speaker 2: we called stink fist? Well, no, festive steam? You like that? No?
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Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hdarky
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Speaker 1: ac DC.
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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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Speaker 5: The time is four fifty four. Let's talk TV.
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Speaker 7: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that Last night, fewell as, I watched the
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Speaker 2: polared episode of a news series on Apple Television called
19:44
Speaker 2: Cape Fear Okape they made. It's been two films before
19:49
Speaker 2: the first one was in there, I think the fifties
19:51
Speaker 2: with Gregory Peck and Robert Mitcham brilliant. The remake was
19:56
Speaker 2: directed by Martin Scorsese, with Nick Nolty and Robertson the Ero,
19:59
Speaker 2: which I think might be de Niro's best ever role.
20:02
Speaker 2: He's a mad bastard. Max Katie is a guy who
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Speaker 2: goes to jail for a crime that he apparently did
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Speaker 2: not He did not, he was not guilty of, he
20:10
Speaker 2: did not commit. And he gets released from jail and
20:13
Speaker 2: he tracks down the lawyer that he feels as responsible
20:16
Speaker 2: for him being incarcerated for about fifteen years, sort of
20:19
Speaker 2: takes down his family and stuff like that psychological thriller.
20:22
Speaker 2: This time around, it's Amy Adams as the lawyer. Oh
20:25
Speaker 2: I like her, chill out, jeez, I just choose all.
20:32
Speaker 2: She's a great actor. Would you like to do a
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Speaker 2: scene with it? Hell? Yes? Anyway. A heavier by them
20:43
Speaker 2: as the role of Mex Katy and this one, Patrick
20:45
Speaker 2: Wilson plays a husband, couple of kids are sitting in
20:47
Speaker 2: the South, so it's a great location, really bloody good.
20:51
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a bit more gruesome
20:52
Speaker 2: than the Originals set in the South. Pretty freaky. It's
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Speaker 2: one of those those ones where I don't know if
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Speaker 2: enjoying it is right weird because it's so tense, But
21:05
Speaker 2: as far as the pilot episode goes, bloody good. Four
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Speaker 2: Bosses out of a possible five. That's Cape THEA on
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Speaker 2: Apple Television.
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Speaker 5: I've got to sort my apples.
21:15
Speaker 2: Honestly, there's heats on there there. Yeah, I would wait
21:19
Speaker 2: until I think they're coming out week by week. There's
21:21
Speaker 2: two episodes out now, I would wait until that whole
21:23
Speaker 2: series is out. Yes, then I would jump on it,
21:25
Speaker 2: because then you've got a whole bunch of shows that
21:27
Speaker 2: are out at the moment that you can blast through.
21:29
Speaker 2: Sounds good, Mogi.
21:30
Speaker 3: Similarly, I watched a TV series last night based on
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Speaker 3: a film, Dangerous Liaison.
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Speaker 2: Dangerous Liaison sel Glenn Close might have been a bit
21:44
Speaker 2: of way known a rider in there as well.
21:46
Speaker 5: And I was thinking it was Michelle five for it.
21:48
Speaker 3: She was, Yeah, and back in the day, back in
21:53
Speaker 3: the day, you probably haven't seen it very sexy.
21:55
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it very very.
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Speaker 3: And it's basically sitting the French Quarter. It's about how
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Speaker 3: seduction gets you power. Yes, there's a lot of sex, right,
22:07
Speaker 3: there's a lot of look at it, there's a lot
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Speaker 3: of I get it.
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Speaker 5: Grindy, sweaty sexuality.
22:16
Speaker 2: Now you may have seen later on Casey that got
22:18
Speaker 2: remade into the sort of the nineties two thousand sort
22:22
Speaker 2: of teen teenification of everything, which was called Cruel Intensions.
22:26
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Philippe and and Neve Campbell and I think.
22:31
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I remember Neve Campbell. Anyway, it's a television
22:35
Speaker 3: series on Neon.
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Speaker 2: I didn't enjoy it.
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Speaker 3: I mean I got what I needed from it in
22:41
Speaker 3: terms of you know, I mean it was pretty good viewing.
22:45
Speaker 2: What did you need from it? I love that sort.
22:48
Speaker 3: Of aristocratic kind of period stuff.
22:53
Speaker 2: Right, so those the period stuff that you.
22:55
Speaker 5: Like, you know, so it scratched that itch for me, right,
22:59
Speaker 5: But in.
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Speaker 3: Terms of this storyline, not not great, a bit loose.
23:04
Speaker 2: How many episodes are you about?
23:07
Speaker 3: A one and a half here, But yeah, look if
23:11
Speaker 3: you like that type of thing, go fill your boots.
23:14
Speaker 3: I'll give it two point six busies out of a
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Speaker 3: possible five.
23:20
Speaker 2: And that's on Neon. I think, so yes, nice, No
23:23
Speaker 2: time for me.
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Speaker 6: Fellers, That's okay because we've got a big hour coming
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Speaker 6: up here.
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Speaker 2: Dude, boy, don't hear on the big show?
23:28
Speaker 4: A chance to get in the drawer to join the
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Speaker 4: Fellers over in Sydney for the big Grand Final. That's
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Speaker 4: Jerry and min Ire and Glaye and Matt and Matt
23:36
Speaker 4: randomly like you said at the start of the show. Also,
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Speaker 4: which one of the three Big Show members has been
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Speaker 4: a shoulder taps to play the next James Bond find
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Speaker 4: out after five.
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Speaker 1: The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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Speaker 3: Welcome back to Messive Backbones. Hope you're getting through your
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, totally, that's so true. It's going to take
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Speaker 2: through here on three for three. Magi. Your ability to
24:16
Speaker 2: tell a sportsffect wrong with such confidence as to be admired. Yeah,
24:20
Speaker 2: what sports fact was that? Look, it could have been
24:23
Speaker 2: any could have been any. But I appreciate that. All
24:27
Speaker 2: too often what we get here is criticism. People who
24:29
Speaker 2: texting criticism. So it's nice to have a compliment coming.
24:32
Speaker 2: Thank you.
24:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, No, I won't say that, go on,
24:38
Speaker 3: but no I I if you're telling me a sport fact,
24:42
Speaker 3: I'm one percent buying it. How do you do I
24:45
Speaker 3: know you and you do your research? Of course, I
24:47
Speaker 3: do you know what you're talking about. So whoever this
24:50
Speaker 3: person is on three four h three needs to go
24:52
Speaker 3: and attack a bloody good look at themselves in the mirror.
24:55
Speaker 4: What I don't think we should do is just get
24:56
Speaker 4: real bogged down. And what people texted on three four
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Speaker 4: eight three?
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Speaker 2: What about this one of it you here, Kezy?
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Speaker 8: Well?
25:01
Speaker 2: Which one? There's about a billion of them?
25:03
Speaker 4: For example, I mean people are still texting and we're
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Speaker 4: going to read these all that later on headlines for
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Speaker 4: my Women's Day article, Yes, just.
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Speaker 2: One to hear about you, Hordy Jay? Have you seen
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Speaker 2: seven periods with mister Gornsby bloke who plays Steve from
25:16
Speaker 2: Guidance is a real pervert, isn't that you?
25:21
Speaker 4: What about this headline for my magazine? Pistairs and horrendous
25:25
Speaker 4: nips are no obstacle for greasy Kezy, so you know
25:29
Speaker 4: what I mean?
25:29
Speaker 6: So if we're gonna get bye y own every time.
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Speaker 3: I know, you know there's a reason I don't read
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Speaker 3: them feelers, you know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 6: Oh this one though, whatdy Jay is my favorite smiley face?
25:39
Speaker 2: That's bullshit?
25:40
Speaker 4: No no one sent there you wish.
25:44
Speaker 2: Here's Royal Blood.
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Speaker 1: The Hillarchy Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
25:49
Speaker 1: in four on Radio.
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Speaker 3: Hodky Oasis There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Wednesday evening, the time thirteen minutes past five o'clock and
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Speaker 3: iding news and a movie world. Fellas, they're looking for
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Speaker 3: the next James Bond.
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Speaker 2: They're going to do another round of movies here, Craig Daniel, Daniel,
26:10
Speaker 2: Craig I like to call him. Yeah, he's quit, he's
26:14
Speaker 2: done and dusted. Yes, I he had a good run though,
26:16
Speaker 2: he did about five. I think he's my favorite Bond.
26:18
Speaker 2: What did you think of him? I thought he was
26:20
Speaker 2: pretty pretty good.
26:21
Speaker 3: It was very controversial.
26:23
Speaker 2: Of course. Bond was always looked upon.
26:25
Speaker 3: His dark head, and when he was a blond Bond,
26:29
Speaker 3: people were like, no, no, no, that's.
26:30
Speaker 2: All right, that's weird the things you worry about. I
26:32
Speaker 2: was the thing that I wasn't so sure about, as
26:34
Speaker 2: the way as ears were hanging off his head. I
26:36
Speaker 2: always found that a bit of a distraction, but it
26:38
Speaker 2: gave me hope because my years are hanging off my head.
26:41
Speaker 2: Yeah myself, Well if he can do it, yeah, I
26:44
Speaker 2: could do it easy.
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Speaker 4: Fellas you guys are doing doing two different things, to
26:47
Speaker 4: be honest, on that front.
26:49
Speaker 3: Have I got some exciting news for you and for
26:52
Speaker 3: you too, Keezy. Right, in terms of them looking for
26:55
Speaker 3: the next Bond, I've got you both a couple of.
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Speaker 5: Auditions, which is for James Bond.
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Speaker 3: For James, Well, for Bond, you've got that sort of
27:05
Speaker 3: silver fox lot. They were very keen. You're you're well built,
27:09
Speaker 3: your cat. Yeah, you're a good You're an award winning actor.
27:13
Speaker 3: Well that's the thing, and I'm for people forget.
27:17
Speaker 2: Forget that notice.
27:18
Speaker 3: Well, and I make sure they don't forget either or
27:20
Speaker 3: the casting agents very keen because they like that sort
27:24
Speaker 3: of the idea of it down under. James Bond too,
27:27
Speaker 3: you know, because I do a.
27:29
Speaker 2: Pretty smooth Oxford accent as well. So either way it's
27:31
Speaker 2: fine with me totally. I can give them whatever they
27:34
Speaker 2: want in the room, Jace, you know you can count
27:36
Speaker 2: on me. Mean, well, exactly what I told.
27:38
Speaker 4: Them was it Officer Morgi and willing to to paranormal
27:41
Speaker 4: that they liked and they sort of want to do
27:42
Speaker 4: a similar thing with James Bond.
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Speaker 9: Can you be serious here for a second, Key, I mean,
27:47
Speaker 9: the reason why I won Best Actor in the World
27:49
Speaker 9: for that role Kesey was because of my comedic shots,
27:51
Speaker 9: whereas this would lean more into my sexual heat that
27:55
Speaker 9: I've got going on.
27:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, and my physical prowess. Yeah right, I mean he
27:59
Speaker 2: is Mogi is crackling on the screen. He is like
28:03
Speaker 2: pork crackle. Here is crackling. Hat that's right.
28:06
Speaker 3: Ah, back keys, And I know that you know, you
28:09
Speaker 3: and I have had a sort of a difficult sort
28:12
Speaker 3: of relationship in terms of me being your agent.
28:14
Speaker 2: You've been looking for work.
28:15
Speaker 3: I have got you probably the biggest opportunity of a
28:19
Speaker 3: lifetime in terms of your acting career.
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Speaker 4: Okay, So, and it's just just to clarify, it's to
28:23
Speaker 4: do with the Bond movies that are up. Absolutely it is. Yes,
28:26
Speaker 4: have you did you menage? Because we actually you're not
28:29
Speaker 4: my agent anymore. No, So if this goes well, I'd
28:31
Speaker 4: be keen to have you back on board.
28:32
Speaker 2: Well totally mate.
28:34
Speaker 5: So and if this goes well, I mean I'll be stoke.
28:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally. So they came a knocking for Mogi. Yes,
28:42
Speaker 4: and then you said, hey, we've got this other fellow here.
28:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got this other fellow here. Would you be interested?
28:47
Speaker 3: And they said that's actually we would be because this
28:50
Speaker 3: is the exciting news and for James Bond Officionado's they
28:56
Speaker 3: will remember this character. They're bringing a character back that
28:59
Speaker 3: was a beloved which they want you to audition for
29:04
Speaker 3: because you know your Bond films.
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Speaker 8: You know.
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Speaker 4: I know, like Pierce Brosnan onwards, and I've seen one
29:11
Speaker 4: of the original Connery ones, but I can't remember the
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Speaker 4: early Doors ones.
29:14
Speaker 2: I want to be happy to do research.
29:16
Speaker 3: Well, listen, this is one of the great roles and
29:19
Speaker 3: they're very keen to see you for it.
29:21
Speaker 2: Pussy Galore, Pussy Galore. That was that's the character's name here,
29:28
Speaker 2: Pussy Galore. What does he do?
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Speaker 8: She?
29:31
Speaker 2: What kind of a name is Galore? Where that from?
29:34
Speaker 5: I think it's Polish?
29:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. So it's okay,
29:44
Speaker 2: I guess modern.
29:45
Speaker 3: One of the iconic characters in the whole James Bond franchise, Keyzy,
29:51
Speaker 3: right and of.
29:52
Speaker 2: Course played by originally by Honor Blackman.
29:55
Speaker 6: Honor Blackman played Pussy Galore.
30:00
Speaker 2: Originally. Of course, she leads Pussy Galore's Flying Circus, which
30:09
Speaker 2: is an all female arabatic team, which is pretty exciting
30:14
Speaker 2: in the movie. Yeah, I know the way things are
30:16
Speaker 2: working now and I can only imagine this is a
30:18
Speaker 2: case chase they get sort of rid of the sexes.
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Speaker 4: Each Yes, okay, okay, okay, So they are playing pussy
30:27
Speaker 4: galor is now?
30:27
Speaker 2: Dude?
30:28
Speaker 3: Is that the only sort of qualms I have about
30:31
Speaker 3: you playing the character as a sort of acrobatic side
30:34
Speaker 3: of it. Yeah, but they said they could probably work
30:36
Speaker 3: through that, right, Okay? Could you imagine that as your agent, Mogi,
30:41
Speaker 3: you being the next James Bond and Kezy picking up
30:44
Speaker 3: the role of pussy Galore.
30:48
Speaker 2: Man's dream come through your opportunity to hook into Kezy
30:51
Speaker 2: on camera?
30:53
Speaker 4: Oh?
30:53
Speaker 2: Hang on, So do we have a love of it?
30:55
Speaker 2: Do you.
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Speaker 3: Do?
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Speaker 4: We?
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Speaker 2: Should? We? We do? Okay, sign me up.
31:04
Speaker 3: Actually, I think that's part of the audition fellas. You're
31:06
Speaker 3: auditioning together, so you need to.
31:09
Speaker 2: Fill me and Mogi hooking into each other, and then
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Speaker 2: you got to send that in it.
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Speaker 3: Well, I don't do that, Keizy. I'm not a you know,
31:14
Speaker 3: I'm not a casting director.
31:17
Speaker 2: I'm keen hez he Gibbus.
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Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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Speaker 1: in four on Radio.
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Speaker 3: Hodaki Nirvana There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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Speaker 3: Wednesday evening.
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Speaker 5: The time is five to twenty seven.
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Speaker 2: Hey, fellas, I.
31:34
Speaker 4: Was ready the Insured Herald today and there was an
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Speaker 4: interesting article that kind of applied to me because yesterday
31:40
Speaker 4: I was quite sick.
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Speaker 2: Wow, I was taking painkiller as well.
31:43
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, taking painkillers, and I wasn't sure which ones
31:46
Speaker 4: I was supposed to take for my particular ailments.
31:48
Speaker 2: And the article on the Herald was about.
31:50
Speaker 4: Whether you should take ibuprofen or parascetamol depending on your symptoms.
31:54
Speaker 2: Right, with that in mind, I invented a new game.
31:59
Speaker 2: Paris eat a boll Or hyperprofile with me. Damn it,
32:06
Speaker 2: you beat me to it. I was gonna do this one, really, no.
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Speaker 4: So this is how it'll work, fellas. I'm going to
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Speaker 4: read out some ailments. You tell me whether you take paracetamol.
32:20
Speaker 2: Like or with wh you take hoping profien.
32:26
Speaker 4: All right, okay, man, okay, first one, you've got a fever.
32:32
Speaker 2: Fever. You've got a fever. How do I get it?
32:38
Speaker 2: You caught it at a disco, A disco? Yeah, okay,
32:41
Speaker 2: it doesn't seem likely. I don't go to disco. Okay,
32:43
Speaker 2: we're getting bogged down here.
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Speaker 9: I don't even think there are any discos to make
32:48
Speaker 9: a disco fever, Joe, Okay, you caught it.
32:50
Speaker 2: You've got you've just start.
32:51
Speaker 4: You've woken up with a fever after radio awards because
32:53
Speaker 4: you pushed the boat out and there was obviously a bit.
32:55
Speaker 2: Of an I was home relliantly, Yeah, I was the answer.
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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, what kind of fever? Is it
33:05
Speaker 2: just a fever gingy fever? No, it's not dingy fever.
33:09
Speaker 2: Was a dingy Oh yeah, dingy. It's not dingy fever.
33:11
Speaker 2: It's regular fever. Okay, I'd go iber profile, I'd go
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Speaker 2: IB two.
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Speaker 6: Okay, incorrect. The answer is paracetamol.
33:23
Speaker 2: But what are my symptoms? Well, you've got a fever.
33:26
Speaker 3: Okay, Next one, Can I just suggest if you if
33:29
Speaker 3: you come down with a fever after you know, the
33:32
Speaker 3: radio awards the next day, maybe just go a bit
33:35
Speaker 3: easy on the pest.
33:36
Speaker 2: But it's probably a hangover, that's right, not a fever
33:38
Speaker 2: at all, exactly. Next ailment, you've got a toothache. How
33:44
Speaker 2: did I get a toothache? I don't know. Did I
33:47
Speaker 2: bite down on like a nut or something?
33:49
Speaker 6: Yeah, you were biting down on nuts and now.
33:52
Speaker 2: You've got a toothache. Iperprofen or paracetamol, yberprofen. I have
33:56
Speaker 2: a profene.
33:57
Speaker 3: Jacem, a sweat of a swig of vodka.
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Speaker 4: Just peck one of the two, Iberprofie or paracetamol.
34:06
Speaker 2: Which one is it.
34:07
Speaker 3: I'd go for a combination of the two, ibuprofen and.
34:12
Speaker 2: Just pick one of them. Okay, I'd go ibuprofen. Correct.
34:18
Speaker 4: Hyperprofen helps with inflammation as well, so it's a good option.
34:22
Speaker 2: If you've got a toothache. For the next one, I'm
34:25
Speaker 2: going to go because we've got hyperprofenprofen. So it feels
34:29
Speaker 2: like now we'd go pandal so the iprofet do we? Yeah? Okay,
34:38
Speaker 2: to remember.
34:39
Speaker 4: Mild tension headache. You've got a mild tension headache.
34:43
Speaker 2: I just have a Nana napp.
34:46
Speaker 5: I'd lay off the pess again and probably have a
34:48
Speaker 5: disperine A disparate.
34:49
Speaker 4: No, disperine isn't an option, alright, it's not one of
34:52
Speaker 4: the options, paracetamol or IBERPROFI. What about you, Jason A
35:00
Speaker 4: seed them all correct?
35:03
Speaker 2: Just go for the old paracetamol.
35:04
Speaker 3: There.
35:04
Speaker 2: If you've just got a mild headache, I'm starting to
35:07
Speaker 2: get one now.
35:10
Speaker 6: Inflamed or enlarged Honker.
35:15
Speaker 2: What do you use for that? Jason and your case surgical?
35:17
Speaker 2: I think what would you use for that? Jase? Um
35:21
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, there is no cure. Sorry, brother, I hate
35:23
Speaker 2: to break it to you. Should we did this again tomorrow?
35:28
Speaker 2: I hope? So.
35:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Darchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
35:34
Speaker 1: Tune in four on radio. Let's see who's joining Jerry
35:39
Speaker 1: and Mania on the Export Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden
35:43
Speaker 1: to it?
35:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jerry and Maniah and g Lane. I was at
35:50
Speaker 2: g Lane as well. Yeah.
35:52
Speaker 3: What what a combination three of those guys together, Well,
35:57
Speaker 3: anyone with g Lane? To be honest, It's be honest,
36:02
Speaker 3: He's are shambles.
36:03
Speaker 2: Of a human being.
36:04
Speaker 4: What do you think he says about you? He loves me, man,
36:07
Speaker 4: Does he think you're a shambles of a human being?
36:09
Speaker 2: No, he loves me. Rights and uncle, totally. No, that's
36:15
Speaker 2: what I considered jas to be.
36:17
Speaker 6: I can't remember saying that is. Did you take offense
36:20
Speaker 6: to that?
36:21
Speaker 4: No?
36:22
Speaker 2: It should it be? Brother? Yeah? Brother would have been cooler. Yeah, okay,
36:25
Speaker 2: because we're about.
36:26
Speaker 3: The same age and yeah, you know, like we're massively
36:31
Speaker 3: different in age. Yes, But anyway, amazing prize, doesn't it
36:34
Speaker 3: for us. We can't be specific about what it is.
36:38
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
36:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, with the NRAL Grand finalsy you know, to tell
36:41
Speaker 4: them in Sydney.
36:44
Speaker 2: But we carried on the tradition last night while you're awake. Easy.
36:48
Speaker 3: We want to ruin it for the fellers, yeah, okay.
36:50
Speaker 3: We want the people that go with him to be
36:52
Speaker 3: just real pieces of work.
36:54
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the lines. Now, get a
36:57
Speaker 2: Josh a mad bastard. How's life Joe? Yeah? Good on
37:02
Speaker 2: you mate. Tell me, Josh, what do you do for
37:04
Speaker 2: a crust? Mate? I'm a logistics manager? Logistics logistics. He
37:12
Speaker 2: manages the logistics.
37:14
Speaker 4: Right, okay, Josh, Because we want you to ruin the
37:16
Speaker 4: trip because of your knowledge of logistics, do you know
37:19
Speaker 4: really good ways to sort of ruin the logistics of
37:21
Speaker 4: this trip?
37:23
Speaker 8: No?
37:24
Speaker 2: I don't. Are you prepared to suck and suck it
37:29
Speaker 2: hard to ruin this trip for the feelings or you? Mogi? Definitely?
37:35
Speaker 2: Good on you, mate, Yeah, all right, I don't even
37:37
Speaker 2: understand the question. You wouldn't, Chris? Have you got a passport? Man?
37:45
Speaker 4: I do?
37:46
Speaker 2: Mate? You're ruye? Good, good on you, mate.
37:49
Speaker 3: You're in the drawer there, Josh, just hold on an
37:51
Speaker 3: old pugsn we'll look after you get a looky man, bastard.
37:55
Speaker 5: Hell's life, Yeah, fantastic fellows.
37:57
Speaker 2: How are bloody good? Mate? How's your day been? Looked?
38:00
Speaker 2: Pretty good? Yeah, not too bad? Shining and yeah I
38:07
Speaker 2: have about four today?
38:13
Speaker 3: Hey, Luke, do you have the capabilities of throwing a
38:17
Speaker 3: spanner in the works?
38:19
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, certainly.
38:21
Speaker 2: Okay, what are you willing to do? Luke?
38:22
Speaker 4: Would you be willing to like, I don't know, would
38:25
Speaker 4: you pee the bed every single night, for example, and
38:27
Speaker 4: then once you've done it ask g Lane to help.
38:30
Speaker 2: You sort it?
38:31
Speaker 3: Uh?
38:32
Speaker 2: Well, yeah that's true, mate, That's kind of stuff we
38:36
Speaker 2: need from you, because what I'm.
38:37
Speaker 3: Thinking is the best way to do it is to
38:39
Speaker 3: go hard and early and don't stop and just be
38:43
Speaker 3: a constant.
38:45
Speaker 2: Yes, just a bit of two booze and interested the
38:47
Speaker 2: whole time. Mania. How did you get into radio? He
38:52
Speaker 2: loves it well? Mania? How did you meet your wife?
38:56
Speaker 2: Sort of stuff? How you found love on the bus?
38:58
Speaker 3: Yeah?
38:59
Speaker 2: Have any jobs of your head?
39:01
Speaker 3: Yeah?
39:01
Speaker 2: No, no, How do you shave a lama? Look? I
39:04
Speaker 2: like the sound of your mate. You're in the drawer
39:06
Speaker 2: all right? It isn't a hell of a prize to
39:11
Speaker 2: be fair, Yeah, it is, Jace.
39:14
Speaker 4: You head over to Sydney there three nights, five star
39:17
Speaker 4: hotel return flights as well.
39:19
Speaker 2: You go to the races the day before, you do
39:21
Speaker 2: a harbor cruise to the actual stadium.
39:23
Speaker 4: You then watch the Grand Final and you do the
39:26
Speaker 4: whole thing with Jerry Mania and also g Lane.
39:28
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hell of a trip. Jealous, very jealous. Yeah, I've
39:31
Speaker 2: actually got.
39:31
Speaker 4: A bit of a dilima around this because I will
39:33
Speaker 4: be I figured out I will actually be in Japan.
39:36
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:37
Speaker 4: I thought I was going to be in the like
39:38
Speaker 4: at the airport when the game was on, But I
39:39
Speaker 4: will actually be in Japan when this game is on.
39:41
Speaker 6: Do you reckon anywhere in Tokyo? Would be showing me.
39:43
Speaker 2: How to find it.
39:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I just realized on that front, I'm going
39:47
Speaker 3: to be in Sydney at that time.
39:50
Speaker 2: Same here, I'll be at the Grand Final watching the
39:52
Speaker 2: Wis get their very very first premiership. So have you
39:56
Speaker 2: booked tickets yet? Jason? Yeah? Man, have you actually? Yeah? Really? Yeah?
40:00
Speaker 3: Actually I want to talk about that a little bit
40:02
Speaker 3: later on in the show. Yeah, because it's always a nightmare,
40:05
Speaker 3: isn't it, Fellows.
40:06
Speaker 4: But you've definitely already booked tickets right because they'll be
40:08
Speaker 4: very expensive.
40:09
Speaker 2: Yes, we have the time. Here's pick Sea. It's some crackers.
40:14
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41:46
Speaker 2: Yeam yam yam, y yah ya yam yam yam. Yeah,
41:48
Speaker 2: great stuff. What are we having for dinner tonight? Fellos?
41:52
Speaker 2: I think I'm having leftovers yesterday. Jays. You're remember that
41:55
Speaker 2: I ate far too much sushi. You weren't here, Jesus,
41:58
Speaker 2: I was hooking in. He pegged you really hungry, so
42:00
Speaker 2: I overbought and then I over ate, and my wife
42:04
Speaker 2: was making dinner for a mate that was coming over
42:06
Speaker 2: to see us bad person then canceled late. So there
42:10
Speaker 2: was food there when I got home, and I just
42:11
Speaker 2: had to say, we'll have it for lunch today. I
42:13
Speaker 2: packed it all up for our lunches and I left
42:15
Speaker 2: it at home.
42:16
Speaker 7: Right.
42:17
Speaker 2: So tonight we're having leftovers from last night and I'm
42:20
Speaker 2: not sure what it was. It was a pasta chicken. Ea.
42:25
Speaker 2: Tonight we're having lemon grass chicken. Lemon grass whatever that is?
42:30
Speaker 2: Is it splits?
42:32
Speaker 4: Not a butterfly chicken, No, it's it's I think it's
42:34
Speaker 4: chicken thigh. But I think it's a Vietnamese chicken, don't
42:38
Speaker 4: I do. It's my favorite food.
42:40
Speaker 2: Do you think that it's overtaken? Portmants?
42:43
Speaker 5: You're chicken now because you're doing your butterfly.
42:45
Speaker 2: Chicken a lot now. It's yeah, lemon grass chicken chickens
42:49
Speaker 2: in the last week, and that's just butterfly style. God
42:52
Speaker 2: knows how else you've been devouring them.
42:54
Speaker 4: M that's the thing with chicken, though, I prefer to
42:57
Speaker 4: eat them once I've been split, yeah, man, split.
43:00
Speaker 2: To be honest, we haven't had porkman's and ages.
43:02
Speaker 4: I think my wife is self conscious, right, Okay, you
43:04
Speaker 4: guys bang on about it, and so I wouldn't be
43:06
Speaker 4: surprised now if she stops making you know, getting Barbie.
43:10
Speaker 2: What is it? Butterfly chicken? Hang on a minute. This
43:12
Speaker 2: is this is from a guy that promised us he
43:14
Speaker 2: was going to have a trough. Oh, Portman's waiting for
43:17
Speaker 2: us when we turned out for dinner. That's right, we've
43:19
Speaker 2: come dine with me. Just the trough of porkman and
43:22
Speaker 2: a big.
43:22
Speaker 6: Scoop and you get your own little plastic like punnett
43:26
Speaker 6: thing to.
43:27
Speaker 2: Put it in.
43:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, would there be like white bread and butter
43:30
Speaker 3: there that we could sort of dip it in?
43:32
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yeah, I'm excited by that.
43:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not for a wee while though. No, we've
43:37
Speaker 4: got to draw a name out of a hat. Actually,
43:38
Speaker 4: see Wo's hosting the next one.
43:40
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, good, good cool man. What are you
43:42
Speaker 2: having for dinner? Jason? Hot pot? Are you really? Are
43:46
Speaker 2: you going out and about? Are you doing that at home?
43:47
Speaker 2: Out and about ooting the boot? Found a place on
43:50
Speaker 2: Satty the Bomb? Are you going back there? A lot?
43:54
Speaker 3: Man?
43:54
Speaker 2: Can you see me the name of that place?
43:56
Speaker 3: Yes, I certainly can, and I'll be honest with you.
44:01
Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you. It's taken all of my
44:04
Speaker 3: restraint not to go back there before then.
44:07
Speaker 2: Ah well, if anyone's got the willpower of something with
44:10
Speaker 2: great willpowers you, thank you, man, thank you.
44:13
Speaker 3: And I can tell you I'm absolutely starving, so that
44:17
Speaker 3: pot's going to be full to the Britin.
44:20
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're starving when you've been back
44:22
Speaker 2: and forth to the acc supply of chips all show scoffing, Keezy,
44:28
Speaker 2: what is that true? I don't know, man, leave me
44:30
Speaker 2: out of Ah here's Brimal scream.
44:34
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
44:37
Speaker 1: in four on Radiokeyes.
44:40
Speaker 3: Indeed, Jimmy eat World there on the Radio Hurdarchy Big
44:43
Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday evening. And it's very exciting times in
44:48
Speaker 3: the old Kezy household. He is rocketing up in the
44:52
Speaker 3: celebrity stakes and this beautiful country of ours and I've
44:56
Speaker 3: just released the spread of his Woman to I seem
45:00
Speaker 3: to fold spread in Woman's Day of Keesy and his
45:04
Speaker 3: wife and his soaring career.
45:07
Speaker 2: Thanks Jase. Remarkable.
45:09
Speaker 4: It's been out for a couple of days now. I
45:10
Speaker 4: haven't heard anything from anyone about it.
45:12
Speaker 2: Oh is it really? Yeah? Because Maniah.
45:14
Speaker 6: When it happened to him, he was like, it was
45:16
Speaker 6: literally the worst week of my life or something.
45:18
Speaker 2: Tell you what's really bloody interesting about it, Jase, Because
45:23
Speaker 2: it's a long article. It's very very long. There's lots
45:25
Speaker 2: of detail in there. Chris, I don't know if there
45:27
Speaker 2: is the main thing. Oh well, I'm just going to
45:32
Speaker 2: read if I can for a moment, a passage from
45:35
Speaker 2: the spread. Meanwhile, with their home reno almost complete and
45:41
Speaker 2: a whole lot of Europe ticked off the bucket list
45:43
Speaker 2: last year, Chris and Lucy are thinking about the future
45:48
Speaker 2: dot dot dot. Yeah, yo, hello, what.
45:55
Speaker 4: That doesn't say anything very of course, we're thinking about
45:57
Speaker 4: the future. Everyone's thinking about.
45:58
Speaker 2: Thinking about the future, all keysy, Yeah, I mean no more.
46:02
Speaker 6: That doesn't mean anything, And doesn't that carry on to say, no,
46:07
Speaker 6: it doesn't.
46:08
Speaker 5: Chris gives a cheeky wink to camera.
46:13
Speaker 2: Which this reporter found a bit ecky. Yeah, that's what
46:18
Speaker 2: I said.
46:19
Speaker 4: But the real reason we're here is to read out
46:21
Speaker 4: some of the headlines because the actual headline we haven't
46:25
Speaker 4: revealed it yet, and so people have been texting through
46:28
Speaker 4: on three four eight three what they think the headline
46:30
Speaker 4: of the article will be Yes, I think we get
46:32
Speaker 4: into it fellas.
46:33
Speaker 2: Yep, Chris t reveals how I met my Oh no,
46:40
Speaker 2: a burger shed on me.
46:44
Speaker 4: So halfway through the headline they got interrupted. But it's
46:47
Speaker 4: weird the come up of old sleazy Kezy and his
46:50
Speaker 4: pepper only meat twins?
46:51
Speaker 2: Is he really that shocking? Remember this isn't Women's Day,
46:56
Speaker 2: I meet twins?
46:59
Speaker 4: Can have been again they come up of old Sleezy
47:02
Speaker 4: Kezy and as pepperoni meat twins?
47:05
Speaker 2: Is he really that shocking? I like that makes you
47:08
Speaker 2: want to read it? Because I asked the question, is
47:10
Speaker 2: he really that?
47:11
Speaker 4: All right?
47:12
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I like that? Is he really
47:14
Speaker 2: that shocking? It makes you want to read more? Yes?
47:17
Speaker 2: What about this one? Shocking bastard? Yeah? I love that?
47:20
Speaker 2: And this one is similar. Kesey's ears are on the piss.
47:25
Speaker 6: That's not a headline, that's just someone texting that through.
47:28
Speaker 4: It does work on This one from Michael is to you, Laura,
47:33
Speaker 4: local man with ears on the purse gets opportunity far
47:36
Speaker 4: beyond his capability.
47:40
Speaker 2: This one from Harry, of course, the.
47:42
Speaker 4: Article was about the fact that I'm taking over from
47:44
Speaker 4: Laura McGoldrick as the host of Game of two Halves.
47:46
Speaker 2: Massive, massive for your career.
47:48
Speaker 4: Man, they're huge, thanks, Harry says, Game of two quarters
47:52
Speaker 4: the beginning of the end.
47:56
Speaker 2: This one's good. Yes, Kezy is married. No, she's not blind.
48:02
Speaker 2: Come on, that's not well, we've got we've got the
48:06
Speaker 2: real one here. I'm gonna read that out. And it's
48:10
Speaker 2: also got a byeline under it as well, so it's
48:12
Speaker 2: sort of a two parter. You might want to sort
48:15
Speaker 2: of critique this radio Stars Hot Romance The Key to
48:22
Speaker 2: Chris's Heart. Okay, that's your headline. That's my actual Radio
48:26
Speaker 2: Stars Hot Romance, the Key to Chris's Heart. All right?
48:32
Speaker 2: Then the byeliners the Hodechy favorite a new Game of
48:36
Speaker 2: Two Halves. Hosts lets us inside his private world. I
48:43
Speaker 2: don't have the private world. There's really seedy that last bit.
48:50
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with it. I just don't. I'm just
48:53
Speaker 2: not out in the open, you know, I'm private.
48:56
Speaker 3: Well, look the thing is Keysy, I mean, yeah, have
49:00
Speaker 3: a lot of affection for you, mate, but your own
49:02
Speaker 3: private world.
49:04
Speaker 2: Yes, Maggie, I'm a bit slow on the uptake because
49:07
Speaker 2: you've done it. Yeah. Old and I had the bus
49:10
Speaker 2: romance sort of thing going.
49:11
Speaker 4: Them and I as one was how I found love
49:13
Speaker 4: on the bus because he met his missus on the
49:16
Speaker 4: school bus. But what they've done here is a I
49:20
Speaker 4: didn't even notice it, which is on me. But the
49:23
Speaker 4: key to Chris's heart I had that hadn't even torn
49:28
Speaker 4: on me.
49:28
Speaker 2: But that is absolute goal. Yes, that's good. I cannot
49:34
Speaker 2: wait to put these all over the building. No, don't
49:40
Speaker 2: this one's good. On three for eight three Keezy Nice
49:42
Speaker 2: Guy Sober.
49:46
Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
49:49
Speaker 3: In Stone Temple pilots there on the radio Hodarchy Big
49:55
Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday evening, the time being six twenty eight sellers.
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Speaker 4: Beer Varner is back for twenty twenty six. It's hitting
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Speaker 4: Wellington's Henry Stadium later on in the year in August.
50:07
Speaker 4: It's a two day affair, the twenty first and the
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Speaker 4: twenty second, which is the Friday SAT Day. There is
50:11
Speaker 4: an evening session and an afternoon session each day, so
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Speaker 4: you gotta choose.
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Speaker 2: Which one of those you want to go to. Yes,
50:17
Speaker 2: tickets are available now Beervarner dot co dot inzre. But
50:19
Speaker 2: it's over fifty of the best breweries.
50:21
Speaker 4: From across New Zealand and Australia and around the world.
50:23
Speaker 4: Actually a lot of international breweries come along as well.
50:26
Speaker 4: We'll be down there. We'll be involved as well, and
50:29
Speaker 4: i'd say the Thursday night, it starts on the Friday.
50:31
Speaker 4: Butt the Thursday night we'll be doing a live show
50:33
Speaker 4: from somewhere down in Wellington.
50:34
Speaker 2: You can't wait.
50:35
Speaker 3: I haven't been down to Welle for Is there what
50:37
Speaker 3: it's called the stadium Henry Stadium.
50:39
Speaker 6: Yeah, it used to be Sky Sports Stadium and then
50:42
Speaker 6: was pak Stadium.
50:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, we aspect. Yeah, that's how I remember. Yeah, or
50:46
Speaker 2: just the Caketon Caketon? Can they just stick with one name?
50:49
Speaker 2: Let's call to sponsorship. Hey Fellers, what's up, Jase. I've
50:52
Speaker 2: got a question for you, and it's a legitimate one. Yeah.
50:55
Speaker 3: You know, we go out and about these days, you know,
50:58
Speaker 3: cheap and cheerful for our jenner and stuff. When it
51:01
Speaker 3: comes to eat, your restaurant setup, not even a restaurant setup,
51:06
Speaker 3: but you know, like a food establishment where you're eating
51:09
Speaker 3: and what is an acceptable waiting time for you guys
51:13
Speaker 3: in terms of ordering your food and then said food arriving.
51:19
Speaker 2: Sort of areas. I don't think you know until you
51:21
Speaker 2: start saying to yourself. What's taken so if and long?
51:25
Speaker 2: Is that the key? I think that's what it is.
51:28
Speaker 2: I think it's a vibe. Yes, God, this has taken
51:30
Speaker 2: along if in time, I'm.
51:32
Speaker 4: Wanna be honest, all the cheap and cheerful places I
51:34
Speaker 4: go to eat, I usually order online beforehand, and if not,
51:39
Speaker 4: if I'm meeting people therefore dinner, I don't actually care
51:41
Speaker 4: how long it takes, because you're chatting anyway, whereas.
51:43
Speaker 2: You quite often will go solo, order and wait and
51:47
Speaker 2: pick up food. Is that right?
51:48
Speaker 4: No?
51:48
Speaker 3: Well I'll often go and this is the thing, right,
51:51
Speaker 3: my wife and I will go out and have a
51:53
Speaker 3: dinner together.
51:55
Speaker 2: Yeah.
51:55
Speaker 3: And if it's taken twenty five minutes, what am I
51:59
Speaker 3: going to talk about wife about for twenty five minutes?
52:03
Speaker 2: How you're in a her of a mood and you've
52:06
Speaker 2: gone dark on her again? And look about that stuff? Kezy?
52:09
Speaker 3: Can I just say you missed this yesterday we revisited
52:13
Speaker 3: the coffee the debarcle again and it ended up in
52:17
Speaker 3: me and a her of a mood? H Can I
52:19
Speaker 3: just you actually, like, really, I'm sorry to Sideline, but
52:23
Speaker 3: you must know this. You're in her of the mood,
52:25
Speaker 3: She said, to me because I said, well, the fellows
52:28
Speaker 3: and I were having a bit of a chuckle about
52:30
Speaker 3: the great coffee debarcle.
52:31
Speaker 4: What's for anyone listening that doesn't know, is that your wife,
52:33
Speaker 4: like a year ago, when you make her a coffee
52:35
Speaker 4: every morning and she one day asked you to not
52:37
Speaker 4: burn the milk.
52:38
Speaker 3: No, well, yes, that's that is the that is the
52:41
Speaker 3: thing in questions, she said, well, firstly, I never said
52:45
Speaker 3: you burnt the milk. I said you froth the milk.
52:49
Speaker 3: There's too much, too much froth. I don't want so
52:52
Speaker 3: much from I was putting too much froth in her coffee.
52:55
Speaker 2: That's right.
52:56
Speaker 3: And I went, well, that's not what you said. But okay,
52:59
Speaker 3: but wait, this is a great thing that I said
53:02
Speaker 3: to Noah.
53:02
Speaker 2: But what we were actually having.
53:04
Speaker 3: Jokes about was that you said I had I was
53:06
Speaker 3: in a hoo of the moon.
53:07
Speaker 5: I was pissy for two days. Yeah, And she said
53:10
Speaker 5: you were, Yes, I.
53:13
Speaker 2: Think you were. And I was like, sorry, what excuse me?
53:18
Speaker 6: So right now you're in a horror of a mood
53:20
Speaker 6: with your wife.
53:21
Speaker 3: Well, good about it now I've got over it. But
53:23
Speaker 3: it was just very funny that we went back and
53:25
Speaker 3: I got all fired up again.
53:27
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice, I'm gonna say twenty minutes.
53:28
Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty minutes for me is the my outside kind
53:33
Speaker 5: of Yeah, I.
53:34
Speaker 2: Can't put a time limit. It was just a vibe
53:36
Speaker 2: becase I'm quite happy sitting there then and it's all good.
53:39
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, I mean twenty would be a long time.
53:41
Speaker 2: I don't see what's taken twenty, has taken twenty, what
53:45
Speaker 2: was taken twenty?
53:46
Speaker 4: Actually we're into a restaurant the other day, quite a
53:48
Speaker 4: nice one in the Ponsonby area, and they took iffing ages.
53:54
Speaker 4: It took so long, and then at the end it
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Speaker 4: was like on the fos machine or do you want
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Speaker 4: to tip?
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Speaker 2: You know?
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Speaker 4: And then and the girl gave me stinky because I
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Speaker 4: hit no, I do not want to tip, because we
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Speaker 4: live in New Zealand.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, well, if you're gonna ask for
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Speaker 4: a tip, you're gonna at least get that food out
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Speaker 4: ace exactly, yeah, far out.
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Speaker 2: You were in a hood move for a couple of
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Speaker 2: days after what she said. Yeah. Sure. Was Jason.
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Speaker 1: For the Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
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Speaker 3: Hodikylevove there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday, evening.
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Speaker 2: The time is six forty one. Fellas, let's give out
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Speaker 2: a bit of advice, shall we? Sixty night at gmail
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Speaker 2: dot com Get in touch with the Fellas. Meet Petty
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Speaker 2: Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. It's a real
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Speaker 2: email address.
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Speaker 4: Get in touch if you have any advice one hundred
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Speaker 4: percent anonymous and you can win a prize if it's
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Speaker 4: read out.
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Speaker 2: On the show AJS.
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Speaker 4: Good stuff man, Yeah, this one comes in from anonymous.
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Speaker 4: Can you just yell at now and get it out
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Speaker 4: of the way?
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Speaker 2: Please? What do you mean if you interrupt me with
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Speaker 2: the yelling? You know what I mean? What is the
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Speaker 2: anonymous writer? Right? Get a there?
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Speaker 6: Feelers Anonymous here.
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Speaker 4: My six year old has recently been coming to our
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Speaker 4: room late at night saying he's having nightmares and he
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Speaker 4: can't sleep. They often are about monsters coming for him
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Speaker 4: and his brother while sleeping in bed.
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Speaker 2: My first thought is to.
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Speaker 4: Let him know that monsters aren't real, and in fact,
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Speaker 4: more scary things do exist later in life, such as
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Speaker 4: gas prices, mother in law's and the IID. Although I
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Speaker 4: stop myself from this advice is I feel it could
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Speaker 4: just make matters worse, leading to even more nightmares.
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Speaker 2: And loss of sleep.
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Speaker 4: Please advice advise from one tired mama cheers anonymous.
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Speaker 2: Sex sex, Yeah, oh yeah, well the only way that
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Speaker 2: you can sort of do anything about that is, I
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Speaker 2: find is punishment. My daughter's sex. She would used to
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Speaker 2: get up in the night and complain about similar things,
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Speaker 2: you know, monsters, et cetera, et cetera. And I said, Jesus, well,
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Speaker 2: the last thing you want to be doing is coming
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Speaker 2: in here, right because as soon as you get out
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Speaker 2: of your bed, that's when they get you. If you're
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Speaker 2: stay in your bed, you're safe. They'll terrify you. Sure,
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Speaker 2: they'll be banging on your bed and roaring and mashing
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Speaker 2: their teeth in that, but they can't actually get you.
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Speaker 2: But you step foot outside of your bed, jeez, that'll
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Speaker 2: be the end of you. Really, that's right, Jase, they
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Speaker 2: gobble you up. That's exactly the words I used. And
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Speaker 2: so did that work? Yeah, she doesn't hop out of
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Speaker 2: bed now, not for that. No, no, no, there's other things.
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Speaker 2: There's other ways of doing it. There's we would sort
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Speaker 2: of use blackmail sort of stuff as well. You know, yeah,
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Speaker 2: if you get out of bed, we stop your education
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Speaker 2: right now. That's it. That seems pretty intense. Yeah, and
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Speaker 2: even though they're young, they sort of get there.
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Speaker 6: They do get it, but they understand how important education is.
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Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's where their friends are, and that sort
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Speaker 2: of gives them a bit of relief from home life,
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, right, Okay, I mean that's pretty full on, it is, can.
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Speaker 2: I be I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest
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Speaker 2: with you here.
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Speaker 3: This is honest right now, this is it is genuine,
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Speaker 3: and it's not My wife was very much a hopp'in' darling.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I don't run that.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I guess that she was
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Speaker 3: a cuddler, and you know, and and all of my
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Speaker 3: daughters had this weird thing of turning sideways in the
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Speaker 3: bed so that you'd be on the outer fringe and
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Speaker 3: that'd be cozy.
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Speaker 2: I guess it doesn't matter so much when like you,
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Speaker 2: throughout those years, Joe, you were completely unemployed and unemployaball. Yes,
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Speaker 2: So if you don't know what to do the next day,
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Speaker 2: exceince it was a busy day, then that's fine. But
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Speaker 2: when you've got worked at a yeah, I couldn't do it.
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Speaker 2: We runs it up because as soon as you allow it.
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Speaker 2: Bang there They're trying to get in there every single night. Yes,
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Speaker 2: so yeah, no you can't, you can't have it.
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Speaker 4: I remember going into my parents' bed when I was scared,
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Speaker 4: but it was very like the way I remember.
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Speaker 2: It was like maybe once every couple of months. Right, yeah,
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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So what you climb out
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Speaker 2: of the bubble and then into their bed. I climb
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Speaker 2: out of the bubble, and I had this little suit
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Speaker 2: I had to wear.
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Speaker 4: It has matt has met suit and then I'd sort
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Speaker 4: of go as far as the cable would let me
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Speaker 4: out of my bubble and then hop into thebilical cord.
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Speaker 2: I used to call it. It's speak of the Devil?
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Speaker 2: What what little movie did I watch a part of today?
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Speaker 2: The Boy in the Bubble right with John Travolta. Oh wow,
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Speaker 2: isn't that amazing?
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Speaker 3: Isn't it amazing how think synchronize in this great show
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Speaker 3: of ours.
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Speaker 2: So the advice is tell them don't get out of bed.
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Speaker 2: That's when the monster you do, and you don't you
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Speaker 2: mention the I D and stuff like that, or just
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Speaker 2: leave that. I think it's beyond the realms of perception. Really, monsters,
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Speaker 2: they understand gobble you up. They understand. Yeah, teeth, they understand. Yes,
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Speaker 2: being audited, that's not such a big issue for the Well, Hey,
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Speaker 2: thank you so much for getting in touch. Do you get?
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Speaker 4: If you have any advice? Meet Petty Nips sixty nine
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Speaker 4: at gmail dot com.
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Speaker 1: Thehichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in four.
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Speaker 2: Dog do do you go?
59:20
Speaker 3: That's a big show down and dusted for your Wednesday night.
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Speaker 3: What's the podcast outro clip today?
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Speaker 2: Keezy?
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Speaker 4: Today's podcast outro clip is entitled black Books.
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Speaker 8: You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with
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Speaker 8: coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of
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Speaker 8: corner shop piss at three am, you do sometimes look
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Speaker 8: at yourself and think, yeah, this is fantastic.
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Speaker 3: Yes, we were talking about the correlation between drinking and smoking.
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Speaker 2: We were the joys of it. Yes, it just seems
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Speaker 2: weird that we just threw to a clip from a
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Speaker 2: TV show. That's right, We went and well, the best
1:00:00
Speaker 2: part of our podcast was some clip from Yeah Yes, which,
1:00:05
Speaker 2: to be fair is fair enough. Yeah, it was very funny.
1:00:08
Speaker 4: It was the first time you guys were chatting about
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Speaker 4: drinking and smoking though, yeah.
1:00:12
Speaker 2: Or anything like that. Make a year off home to
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Speaker 2: see it to leftovers, off home to leftovers. Yeah, that's right,
1:00:20
Speaker 2: that's how I would have put it. Certainly. I have
1:00:23
Speaker 2: a chat with the missus, put the daughter down to
1:00:26
Speaker 2: bid the got my new catch which I'll lie on there,
1:00:29
Speaker 2: probably watching another Oh no I won't. I watched tonight.
1:00:31
Speaker 2: I'm watching Widows Bay. Widows Bay on Apple TV. If
1:00:36
Speaker 2: you're not watching it, you simply masked. Play good stuff?
1:00:39
Speaker 2: What about you? Keezy men?
1:00:40
Speaker 4: Are you gonna say Game and two Halves? Because obviously
1:00:43
Speaker 4: I'm the new presenter. I'm going to go home, Jason,
1:00:49
Speaker 4: have what was it? Lemon grass chicken? Yes, probably watch
1:00:52
Speaker 4: Game of two Halves? Yeah, to watch himself, watch myself
1:00:55
Speaker 4: see how it went. Yeah, because I had to be honest,
1:00:57
Speaker 4: I left being like a bit of right, but then
1:01:00
Speaker 4: pronounced was like.
1:01:00
Speaker 2: It was fine. Yeah, but it was great. They said great.
1:01:04
Speaker 2: Well that makes you a bit suspicious.
1:01:05
Speaker 4: Yes, immediately, But Jason, I think you've got bird pool
1:01:08
Speaker 4: on your shoulder.
1:01:09
Speaker 2: Over compensating. You've got something on your blazer on the shoulder.
1:01:13
Speaker 2: It might be it is it's a bird ship is
1:01:19
Speaker 2: in your nickname? I hope you like it? Do you
1:01:22
Speaker 2: actually need to say anything here. Hey, what are you
1:01:24
Speaker 2: up to tonight?
1:01:25
Speaker 4: Man?
1:01:25
Speaker 2: Should we just sign off here?
1:01:28
Speaker 3: I'm going to meet my wife and we're going to
1:01:30
Speaker 3: eat spicy goodness.
1:01:32
Speaker 2: Young hot pot. Yeah. Man with old bird ships, what
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Speaker 2: is it?
1:01:39
Speaker 4: It's bird ship, your goose, it's not bitches.
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Speaker 2: Goodbye, see you tomorrow for bye