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and the Baby Mamas - Brittany Cartwright & Stassi Schroeder · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: What is up, Mommies and poppies. It is Lala Kent
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  Speaker 1: and today it is the Give Them La La with
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  Speaker 1: a Brittany and Stuffy podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god, this feels good? Does it
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  Speaker 2: really does? I was having withdrawals.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird. I feel like you've done this before,
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  Speaker 1: like you're so natural.
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  Speaker 2: So dr cars?
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  Speaker 1: I thought, no, that shit's funny. I was actually going
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: to open that way and I was like, I'm gonna ask,
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  Speaker 1: she'll do it. I didn't even have to drink cars, bitches.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: So last two weeks ago, the boys did their their podcast.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Britt did you listen? Did you have a I'm not off?
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  Speaker 2: She totally didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell I didn't listen to the whole thing
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  Speaker 3: to inserts that you guys were posting that.
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  Speaker 2: She listened to the one part where Bo and Randall
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  Speaker 2: said that our daughters wouldn't be able to date.
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  Speaker 3: And my feeling.
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  Speaker 2: She got her feelings.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew that was.
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  Speaker 3: I am such an emotional wreck, and you guys know
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  Speaker 3: I already like get very emotional and I have like
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  Speaker 3: my feelings get hurt over the smallest little things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know something with me. If your
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  Speaker 1: son is hot, my daughter can absolutely do That's right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, no, my baby, Oh my.
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  Speaker 2: God, I tell you.
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  Speaker 1: The second I heard that too, I was like, Randall,
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  Speaker 1: she is gonna hear that and be so hurt.
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  Speaker 2: Now I feel bad that that didn't even register. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, this is a reflection on Jack's, not on
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  Speaker 2: your baby, I know, and I know that, like at first.
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  Speaker 3: I did get upset though, and like Jackson was even
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  Speaker 3: like messaging Bo because yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Bo came home and he was like Jack's gone, like
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  Speaker 2: Craig cray on me. And I was reading all these
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  Speaker 2: texts and.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, which I did not know about the text
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  Speaker 3: told me this last night. I would stopped it immediately.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: This is how I describe it. And Kristin knows this, okay,
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  Speaker 2: christ It would be like if Kristin gave birth to
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  Speaker 2: a girl and I was having a boy and someone
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  Speaker 2: asked me, would you let your son date Kristen's daughter
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  Speaker 2: after Kristen's track record and her like crazy, no, no way.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's just because I only heard that little
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  Speaker 3: clip and it was like so like hell no, like
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  Speaker 3: so against it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my poor.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, Brittany. Just so you know, it's, like Stotsy said,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent, a reflection of like the past. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like people are looking at my baby like
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  Speaker 1: that kid's gonna be so ratchet. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yea. Honestly, I understand if no one wants to date
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  Speaker 2: my baby. It's like, oh my ex boyfriend so and.
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  Speaker 3: Then I got over it very quick though, Like I
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  Speaker 3: got it set up first, and I wrote a comment
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  Speaker 3: under both picture and I said that's so mean. And
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  Speaker 3: then I went back and deleted it and I rewrote it,
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  Speaker 3: and I said my original message said that's so mean,
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  Speaker 3: but I deleted it because I thought people would think
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: I'm really mad at you, because I'm not really mad obviously,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I get it. I actually go crazy and
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  Speaker 3: be like, oh, pretty mad atoles.
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  Speaker 1: Love to come out of their holes and and then
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  Speaker 1: my troll face it back into their hole. It's so annoying.
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  Speaker 1: But I when you had your gender Reville Brett, I
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  Speaker 1: wrote a comment that I thought was funny and that
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  Speaker 1: we all laughed at. At the time of the reveal,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, your son is going
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  Speaker 1: to be so hot. He better stay the fuck away
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  Speaker 1: from my daughter, and then I deleted it instantly because
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I know, like, I know it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come across away.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, everyone's gone soft.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, It's just because I've always been like that though,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm not really mad. You know, I got over
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  Speaker 3: it very quick, like I said, but for some reason,
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  Speaker 3: I just my mama bear instincts came out and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: hell no, they are not talking about my son.
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  Speaker 1: You know, your son's going to be a little other gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Britney Cartwright.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna be saying yes ma'am and no, ma'am, yes
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  Speaker 3: sir and everybody. I know, Light's gonna be like, where
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  Speaker 3: did this kid come from? That's gonna be my goal.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. And you know what, Jackson is going to
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  Speaker 1: be a completely different human bo. You know, Bow's life
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  Speaker 1: wasn't filmed for the past eight years, so we don't
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  Speaker 1: quite know that's true. He was a dick or not
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: that's true.
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  Speaker 2: He could have been a major fuck boy, and I
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  Speaker 2: just really don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see it though. I know Jaxa has a past,
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  Speaker 3: and I always let people joke around and I don't
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  Speaker 3: take it serious. It just was that that little boy,
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  Speaker 3: he's got my heart wrapped around his finger.
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  Speaker 1: So the boys were talking about by the way, Bo
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  Speaker 1: talking about how when Stossy touches. Since you didn't listen, Brittany,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what was said. This bitch doesn't
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  Speaker 1: even watch her show. So it's like, I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: shook that she didn't listen to the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, I've been sicking non stop. I'm not sitting there.
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  Speaker 1: They're like a fucking rock star. But Bo says, he's like,
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  Speaker 1: I just love it because I watched Stacy touch her
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  Speaker 1: belly and she's like sending love through her hands to
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  Speaker 1: our baby. I was like, oh my gosh, it is
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  Speaker 1: so sweet. Like, how have your men changed since you
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  Speaker 1: got knocked up? Well, I guess you guys are both married,
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  Speaker 1: so you you're just like having a baby, like I
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  Speaker 1: have a baby daddy, and I got knocked up. You've
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  Speaker 1: been I'm proud of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you've been you were being married already. But
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  Speaker 3: now if it wasn't for coke.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go with that. Yeah, of course, So how have
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  Speaker 1: these dudes changed?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to go first?
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like everyone's gone really soft. But it's sweet.
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  Speaker 1: It's so soft.
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  Speaker 2: It's just really sweet to just like see your I
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  Speaker 2: think that's like probably my favorite part about being pregnant
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  Speaker 2: is seeing your significant other talk about the future, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and talk about what your baby's gonna be like, or
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  Speaker 2: how they're gonna want a pair and things like that.
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine when like she actually gets here, like
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  Speaker 2: watching him with her.
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  Speaker 3: This moments.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm so fine your heart. Yeah, what about you, Brette.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jackson's just done amazing with the fact that I've
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  Speaker 3: been sick pretty much every single day and I'm I
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  Speaker 3: can't clean the house like normal, I can't like do
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  Speaker 3: a lot of things that I normally do. And he
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  Speaker 3: stepped up big time, like way more than I expected him. Today,
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  Speaker 3: he brings me breakfast in the mornings. I mean, he's
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  Speaker 3: just really like he's really really stepped up.
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  Speaker 1: Just like Well, Jack's went with rand I think last
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: weekend to Vegas and they were supposed to stay for
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. Yeah, Jackson was like itching to get home.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, you don't understand she's really sick, Like if
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  Speaker 1: she needs something, I need to be there. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: who is this person?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's really stepped up in those.
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  Speaker 1: Ways because he stepped up when you all got married.
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  Speaker 1: And now it's like, you know, I wish that I
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  Speaker 1: was sick so I could blame like I'm cooking, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not cooking and cleaning because I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Really I mean, he's had to do a lot of
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  Speaker 3: that stuff and he never cleaned and stuff before, so
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  Speaker 3: he's really picking up when it's like.
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  Speaker 1: No one can clean when you're around here, freaking energizer
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  Speaker 1: bunny with them off.
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  Speaker 2: It's the craziest shit I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: So it's weird. Whenever I can't do as much, I
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  Speaker 3: get it, or if I'm stuck in bed all day,
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  Speaker 3: he always just comes and checks on me a lot,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, every morning, kisses my belly and asks
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  Speaker 3: how he's doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to like say it. It's like
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  Speaker 2: as these words like leaving my mouth and I'm like
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  Speaker 2: when he sings songs to it and talks, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, God, I'm like I'm walking Pinterest board. I
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  Speaker 2: hate it. True.
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  Speaker 1: So can I tell you my most favorite thing. The
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  Speaker 1: three of us are in a group chat and we
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  Speaker 1: just like check in on each other, like what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: With your babe. Mine's chilling today, and Stacy and I
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  Speaker 1: are always like, you know, we're cynical bitches. We're like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck this shit, our friend's gonna be gone soon. Obviously
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  Speaker 1: we're joking. And then there's Brittany who's like, I'm sick
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  Speaker 1: again today, but it'll all be worth it.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I say every time, because I just have
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  Speaker 3: to keep telling myself. And Jack Jackson is already like, Brittany,
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  Speaker 3: are you gonna want to go through this again? Because
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  Speaker 3: you know I want like three kids, right, And I'm like, hell,
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  Speaker 3: yes I do. And he just is like, I can't
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  Speaker 3: believe that I'm already saying I want to go through
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  Speaker 3: it again.
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  Speaker 2: You are a trooper. I just really have to bow
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  Speaker 2: down to Brittany that she has been sick every goddamn
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  Speaker 2: day of her from morning tonight, vomiting all day long.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get even like a twinge of nausea one time,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, I had all the quote unquote all
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: old wives tales of a girl, like the morning sickness,
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  Speaker 3: the you know, the Chinese and my en calendar stuff
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  Speaker 3: and just all that other little stuff, and you guys
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  Speaker 3: actually have the girls and I feel like I've been
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  Speaker 3: sicker than both of y'all combined, Like I had all
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  Speaker 3: the opposite Oh my gosh, about all the opposite signs
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  Speaker 3: of a baby boy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my most annoying what like pregnancy symptom is just
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  Speaker 2: like constipation.
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  Speaker 1: That was so much con though. Well, for a minute,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, I was like, I'm getting a bump, and
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  Speaker 1: then I finally dropped like the best deuce ever I
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  Speaker 1: know that, and then my stomach is flat. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fu?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are like a machine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it's not. I know that sometimes
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  Speaker 2: you get insecure about your bump and you start comparing them.
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  Speaker 2: But I just need to let you know you are
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  Speaker 2: what we were hoping what happened to.
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  Speaker 3: Us with you in any second.
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  Speaker 2: I was hoping that I would I didn't have this
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  Speaker 2: flat of a stomach that you have now pre taken
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  Speaker 2: exactly same.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm gonna have you guys on every day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm always like, oh my god, she'd do a
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  Speaker 3: week before me, and I'm like tripled just I know.
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  Speaker 1: But before any of us got pregnant, do you remember,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I hope I'm fucking Kim Kardashians thick pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: like I just want to be a house because I
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: I just think that the female body when it's pregnant
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  Speaker 1: is like the cutest, sweetest, most beautiful thing in the world.
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  Speaker 1: So and I know that sounds so weird because everyone's like,
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  Speaker 1: why would you want that. I'm like, when you were
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  Speaker 1: just slurging out of your Chanel's stacy, I saw that
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  Speaker 1: was very sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, that was the worst. Okay, I take back,
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  Speaker 2: constipation wasn't my worst symptom. It was swelling, like and
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  Speaker 2: I've actually gotten a hold of it, like I wear
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  Speaker 2: compression socks and like I elevate my legs so like
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  Speaker 2: now I don't really get swollen that easily. But those
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks, and especially when I was around.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: You guys in Vegas walking around probably walking around that
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  Speaker 3: was so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: I looked like Kim Kardashian when she was wearing those heels.
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  Speaker 2: It's disgusting, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It was so cute and I felt bad for your
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  Speaker 1: little sausage feet, Like I was like, you take the
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: shoes off, like their chic we got it, your chek
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  Speaker 1: mom to be. But it was cute. I love it.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: You know what, Just thank your lucky stars that you
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  Speaker 2: are the way that you are.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because Instagram trolls would not give you a
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: rest trust made.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Oh honey, they tell me that I need to feed
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  Speaker 1: my baby and they ask who my surrogate is. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, me and my baby say fuck you, bump
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  Speaker 1: sham us.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I mean it's been bad, like we post
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  Speaker 3: you guys posted that video or that picture of us
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: from the craft. I feel like people have been so made.
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  Speaker 3: I mean even this more, I'm just so emotional. I
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  Speaker 3: can't hardly handle it.
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  Speaker 1: People need to.
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  Speaker 3: Chill the hell out.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't understand the awful the bump shaming is.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: It's I didn't realize it was like this epidemic. You
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: don't realize it until you become pregnant and you're so aware,
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: and as somebody who's going through pregnancy, you're so out
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: of control of your own body. Even you, even though
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: you have the smallest bump, I imagine that you still
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: feel uncomfortable and weirded out just by like, okay, well
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: my stomach isn't as flat as it used to be,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm any weight in places that I'm not used
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: to and I can't control that. Yes, And then to
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  Speaker 2: have people who don't know you or know you just
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  Speaker 2: comment directly where you can see it that you look
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  Speaker 2: awful or get a hold of yourself. It's like I
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: am literally creating a fucking alien in my stomach right,
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: sit the fuck down. Yeah, Like I can't even believe that.
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  Speaker 2: The shaming, it's.
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  Speaker 3: It's awful, And like I've always waited for this moment.
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  Speaker 3: I've always wanted to be pregnant, and like I was
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  Speaker 3: so excited and even me like seeing my bump change
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  Speaker 3: and stuff. It's hard to say, like I'm so happy
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: that I have it, and I feel so blessed that
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: I'm you know, that I'm pregnant finally, but seeing my
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: stomic change and like getting my first stretch mark, like
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: I cried.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: And then so like people don't realize, like what you're saying,
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  Speaker 3: it really can hurt your feelings because you're going through
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: it yourself. And these women don't understand. I guess, like don't.
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  Speaker 3: I just never thought so many women would act the way.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy, it's awful, it's insane.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like we all
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: talk like all in this zone of like female power
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  Speaker 1: and like I so badly want to rock hard with women,
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  Speaker 1: but my Instagram feed is full of women slamming me
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  Speaker 1: on a regular basis. How can I say I'm down
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  Speaker 1: for these women when they're the ones that are made
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  Speaker 1: Like I look in the mirror and I'm like, I
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: don't even know myself and what like why am I
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: feeling ashamed that my bump isn't big enough? Like this
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  Speaker 1: is my bump exactly, this is my baby, like back off,
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  Speaker 1: And you know what's so crazy is because I'm pregnant
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: my bump is too small. But say I didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone be like you're skipping ap day, stop eating your
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: stomach is oh yeah. It's like I can't imagine going
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: on to someone's Instagram that I don't know and saying
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: these things I want. I would love to like find
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: women that have dragged stassy Britt myself and bring them
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  Speaker 1: in and interview them and be like, I went through
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: your head. I don't know you decided to.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Walk me through your thought process why I thought this
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: was a good idea? Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And a lot of these women because when
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: I see these comments, I go to their page because
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe they're just like really miserable.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: These women have children, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a school teacher.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what, I can't I don't understand where it
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: comes from.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Y'all are worried about Bander Pump Rules being on the air.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: I'm worried that you're out there teaching children, and I'm
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: concerned about they're showing.
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  Speaker 3: All these kids bullying like that is okay, it's terrible.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: And I saw there's like a fan account. I think
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: it's like, sir Rules. I don't know if it's the
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: underscore or whatever, but they show everybody that's ever been
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: on the show an incredible amount of love. They're super positive,
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Like I love this account, and I don't remember bringing
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: you if it was your bumper mine. But people were
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: being unkind. I don't know that they were being unkind.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: I just assume by what this sir. The account replied,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: telling people like if you come to this page to
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: bump shame these women who are creating human beings, like,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. Yes, you know these
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: are women. You're shaming their bodies and they're creating lives
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: and I loved her for that. I commented, I was like,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: thank you, because it does hurt our feelings.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it really can't, especially with all the extra hormones
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: we have. Like I might normally let some comments and stuff,
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: but now it's like, if you see it, it catches
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: it even harder than I did before.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Don't come for our unborn, No, hell no, I'm already
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: having to deal with my thighs chafing all of the sudden,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: and I don't need you to point it out. Yes,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: you're like, I'm well aware I look like a heffer
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: these days, you asshole.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: How many times can people say you never know what
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: somebody's going through, so you should always treat somebody kind
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: and nobody does that anymore. It's sad I'm worried about
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I was just.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: About to say, you know.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: That makes me sad, like I hope our kids, like
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: they're gonna have to grow up in this like social
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: media world, and I worry about that all the time.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that, because that scares me too.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: It's yeah, I feel like it's easier.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Just shove him into sports.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: You know. Well, I hope i'll have a girl some point.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: So but I just it just is kind of worry.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: You know, no matter what, you're gonna worry about that
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: because people are tell me not only are they bullied
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: in school, now they go home and they're bullied online. Right,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: So it's like you can't get away from it anymore.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Not like us When I have Facebook, when I was
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: like a senior, that was like the big thing. People
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: didn't do that back then.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I I got Instagram when I signed on to vander
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Pump Rules same.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I think it was like my second yeah, yeah, my
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: second season. I was like, well, I guess I better
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: have this, you know. Yeah, so I was like a
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: grown woman. But I worry about that too, Like when
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: do you get it.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Gross? You should keep.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: The other day, literally we were going to sleep and
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: he's like, I just want to let you know I
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: heard you burp today, and I did. I'm like, is
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: that that's the first time, the first time he's ever
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: heard me burp. I didn't even I couldn't even like
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: come up with like a reply, a response. I was
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: just like, this is what, why and why bring it
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: to my attention?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: That's the first I'm more shook that that's the first
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: time he's ever heard you burn.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I am very polite in front of my significant.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Ho you farted in front of him?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not? Oh my god, no, absolutely, Brittany and I
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: are like, no, I get all the stomach aches in
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: the world holding it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Jack is not that type, like he just lets everything lower.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: So okay, I'm gonna get really grosser.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Now do you tell me that you have shipped in
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: front of Randall? I am walking out right now one
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: hundred times. Are you joking?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not joking.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: The the door's always open in our house.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: You guys have pooped in front.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Of well Jack, Sometimes you come in there and talk
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: to me and I'm like, yet out, I'm pooping, and
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: he wants to get I am.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: So I draw the line at wiping in front of him.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Oh my god, to what you just
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: like you poop and then you like sit and be like, hey,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I need to wipe. Can you leave now?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Jap In. Sometimes it's not like he's already and they're
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: not coming there.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: It's in the bathroom. It's like he's in the bathtub
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: and I'm on the toilet and I'm like talking about
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: our day. He doesn't know I'm pooping I'm sure he will. Now,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, no, I'm trying to pee. I get
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: lonely in.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: There, like like the other side of the house.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, oh my god, open up, girl, show What about
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: when you're like nine years old? He's gonna wipe your ass.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: At that point, I'm not gonna be worried about like
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: feeling sexy right in front of him.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: How did I know that Stotsy's such a fucking prude.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna save I'll tell you later. Bread I the
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: other day, I want to hear. All right, I'll tell
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: you after there were going to the break. We'll be
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: right back. All right, y'all, We are back with my
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: bad bitches, Mama de bees. We have Stacy and Brittany. Hey,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: oh hey girl.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Hey, I have to say something when my name was said.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: You know you, guys, I'm the most awkward person whenever
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I do anything where they introduce me and I you
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: know how you like wave to the camera not to
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: have inslive or something, and I have like, all right, pace,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: all right, back to these babes. Brittany, when when is
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: your projected do date?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: April thirteenth?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: So how many days?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Eight days?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: We're eight days apart.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: You guind we were bumping peepees so close together.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I was already pregnant when you told me and liked.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I found out like the next couple of days after
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: you told me, so magical, Like you guys could go
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: into labor the same day. Oh yeah, we so could.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: You could be partners, like just right down the hall
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: from each other. Like how fun would that value?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: We should be in the same room and we are
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: legs should be facing each other.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: So a lot of people have because we're all pregnant
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: at the same time. So naturally people would be like,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: what's going on? You know, everyone's like, where was there
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: a pregnancy pact? And I mean there kind of was, yeah,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: kind of yes.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I mean we didn't like draw blood and like shake hands,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. We didn't do any spells.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: We we wanted to get said.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, that would be really cool. Let's take that seriously
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: if we can one.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Day and wow, I can't leave with you, Stacy, I
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: have to draw blood to make it. That was real
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: of a pact as I've ever had in my whole life.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, well so then yes.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: And yes, and we did it in the most bougie
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: way possible Paris, Right, No.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I thought that we did so upset that you do.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I think we just talked about it in Cabo, right,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: was it Cabo?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: All right, let me break it down for you.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, please, God, it's all that xannex.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That you still You guys were getting drunk, as you
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: should have been. I was like two days sober, so
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I was already emotional as fuck, and this was like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the most exciting thing that had happened to me since
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I entered my first day meeting. We are on the
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: private jet to Cabo the first time. Yes, okay, to
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: celebrate Jackson Brittany's engagement.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, this was the time I quit Adderall okay, correct,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I remember this.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: When our babies are born, we're going to play this
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: podcast for me. They're going to be so proud. And
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: we were sitting in the back of the plane at
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: the table, the little foursome, and we said that we
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: all wanted to have babies together because it was like
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Katie was married, you had found your dude, you had
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: found bo I finally wasn't hated by the group, and
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: we made a pact that we were gonna have babies together.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: And crazy. I know it's crazy, it's really working.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I really like that story that actually is coming back
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: to me, and I was about right. I just couldn't
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: remember when we actually like solidified it well, but Saucy
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: sent me a clip Fromader Roles today and it was
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: we had went to look for the place that we
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: had my engagement party at that season.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, and it was something like I was like, let's
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: all have babies together, and Saucy of course, was like
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I told her I want her to wait this gance
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: pregnant first.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Listen. Mine was kind of on accident.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so happy, Like on Easter.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I thought it would be funny to be like, hey,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: actually come inside on Easter because if this really happened,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: that means that my baby's like blessed literally hashtag blessed.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: And it happened.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: WHOA.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: When I heard both telled like tell stories like on
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: the last one, I was like, oh, my stories are better.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Hold on, what is your what is your conceiving story?
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Well, Jackson and I had been trying for like six
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: months without any luck. I was using all the you know,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: all the sticks and my apps and doing all that stuff.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: But whenever I actually got pregnant was whenever my mom
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: was really sick and we were in Kentucky and I
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: had rented a houseboat for his birthday. Okay, and obviously
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: we weren't hooking up all the month at my mom's
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: house because we were staying in the house with her.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: We literally had sex one time, and I got pregnant
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: with my baby boy while while we were uh you know,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: had that airbnb and so we weren't at the house,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: did you I promise mom, it was not at your house.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, it wasn't at your house. But were you
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: hollering at him being like I checked my float out,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: you gotta do it?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, because we didn't have much time because I
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: was obviously helping my mom the whole time. So right,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I was like, it's tied right now. And then we
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: had to check out of our air Our airban bad today,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I am. So I was like, come on, Jack's now.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Like it was not romantic at all. It was literally
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: like get the job done. And then I put my
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: legs up in the air. And now I'm sixteen and
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: a half weeks pregnant.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I love how You're like, it was not your your house, mom,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: and I had my legs in the air, and then
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I got pregnant.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Did you put your legs in the air like afterwards?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, afters after because I was like moving.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, come come on in, Yeah, come on in.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Wel come home baby. Well, Randon, I had tried for
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: like two months. The first month was when I took
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: my IUD out, so I kind of already knew like.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: It might take a oh, it's just a practice run.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Then the next month still didn't happen. But I will
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: say for three months I was about to have lockjaw syndrome,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: because you know, my man's grown, so it takes a
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: little bit of like liqu like sucky.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Her mom is in the room. I love this.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Hopefully this is like Lisa's heard. She's laughing her ass off.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: So even though it was like very much like I
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: want something called a baby and I need your help
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to get that, it was like it was sexy, like
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I always made sure I had like the lingerie. I'd
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: call the hotel room and be like, can you have
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: chocolate and use the vibrator on the balls or whatever
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: you know to make it fun so he doesn't feel
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: like I'm just using and abusing it. I didn't have
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: the one thing.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: The other months it was fine, but the one month
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: actually got pregnant, it was like, get the job done.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not saying this because I'm judging you,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: because everyone knows you're a much bigger freak than I know.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: You know, I talk like I'm a freak. I'm not
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: that big of a freak.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: She sounds like the freakiest girl on the planet. Like
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I just like to lay there.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: When people ask me my favorite position, I'm like dead fish.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You ever heard of randle?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Which is what.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Cracks me up.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: But no, I was like putting in work because I
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: was like, I cannot you know, I'm already like dead
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: fish half the time. I at least needed him to remember, like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: oh I remember when we conceived. Hell, yeah, you know.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I like the effort that you put it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I did put an effort. However, we am about to spill.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Some beans have not had sex since we conceived.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Well, that's you.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: You had a raison.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah you had, That's true. I expected that, honestly, just
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: because you had so many, you know issues that.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: But okay, me and Jacks have not near as much
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: as before. I was pregnant, but I'm sick twenty four seven.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: The last thing I want is dingling in my face.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, let me tell you.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: For the best podcast I've ever done.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: If you try and have sex, I say this, it
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: has become so painful for me. It feels like I'm
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: a born again virgin, like for how pretty much the
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: whole time right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Away it's just physicians, all positions.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: It takes me so long to ease myself into it,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: but I like still am like making an effort, like
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I do it like once or twice a week, but
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: it is like that's good. We have to be very
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: slow and gentle and loopy and just like making sure
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: like it's the whole time. It's not like really hot
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: anymore because he's like, are you sure it's okay?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Are you sure? Does it hurt?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Knocked up?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: With where he's like, it's not about worrying about the baby.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, we're both like baby fine, being rug to sleep.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: It's the fact that like I feel like a virgin.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I truly do.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I say that I can tell you're pregnant because of that,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: because like your starvix tightens up and stuff I've heard
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: that before where people were like my husband I was
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: before I did.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's so interesting.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so much sun google it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm gonna dress up because he can
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: close his eyes and be like, I'm with a totally
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: different chick right.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Now, especially if you haven't it all since you were pregnant.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, it would probably.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Feel like a different show about that. The first At
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: first I had the blood clot so I was bleeding
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: in the they said absolutely no sex. Then like two
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: or three weeks ago, I go in and they say,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: by the way, still no sex because your placenta is
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: very low. I don't mess around with stuff like that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: That's fine, But for the first little while in my pregnancy,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I was sick, not like you, Britt, but like you're
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: feeling great, And had I been able to have sex,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I could have been dead fish, sick, dead fish. Randall's like, well,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: you can still do blow jobs, and like I can't even.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I prefer job now any day we're
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: having sex. Are you kidding me?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Do them before? No?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I would never prefer them before. Way too lazy that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: It's like no. Now, I'm just like, can I just
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: give you a bow job? And said my.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Dad, I'm gonna let you know break because you didn't
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: listen to the Boys podcast. I'm gonna keep reminding you
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you didn't listen, all right. I will not thank you
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: as one of my listeners.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I'm just I support you a post about you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I'm chelsy sensitive.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: It's a joke.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I know I'm talking to you anymore.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: But this is very different than the Boys.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm talking about they didn't talk.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: About this corny cheesy. Look at producer Stacy.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: She's like, I know they were so corny. I rolled
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: my eyes so many times. I'm like, Okay, did you
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: guys literally write this out in a script?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: How do we sound like we're gonna be the best
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: odds in the world. I know it's getting real here.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Leave it to the women, right, What are you most
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: afraid of when you go into labor?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna poop on the table.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I would love to because that would mean.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Regular that's your biggest fear.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, I I'm not like you guys. I don't
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: have that issue. So I'm just like, I know it's
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: natural and it might happen, but.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's for sure gonna happen to you.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Happen to me.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I guess, like more seriously, I just don't
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: want to have to have a c section or something.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I want to be able to have it naturally. I mean,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get efidoal don't don't think I'm gonna be like, oh,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: just wheat or whatever you use.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know do people use weat.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I want to have a natural birth, but like with
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: an EFFI.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not imaginal bird imaginal birth right right, yes.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I know all of our biggest
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: fears come into like the health, yes, of course, but
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm talking about like the funny ship. Like you're
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: most afraid poop on the table. You're not even gonna
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: know if you poop on the table, probably not. I've
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: had my friend's mom pooped with all four kids I
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: don't know, and she was like, I had no idea
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: until I was like home from the house.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I think you feel like you're pooping anyway.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's what I've heard.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: They say that, like nurses and your doctor like you
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: to poop because that means you're doing it right.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You have to make me feel better.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe I won't worry.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want my baby coming out anywhere near a pile.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Of ships exactly onto like a freaking pile of poop.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: When he comes out, how it works.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: He has just like free like just pop out and
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: fall on the Floor's not a doctor there and get it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: But I like you, he's right next to my but
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: so like when you poop, the nurse and will quickly
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: before you even notice, wipe it up, like oh god,
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: oh my god.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: We really do turn into cows that day.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: What is your What are you scared of?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I'm most afraid of the epidural, that is I am.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I am kind of scared, so scared of people say
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: that it hurts.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: It's a huge now in your spine. And by the way,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: every time I go to my doctor and they have
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: to draw blood, I have to lay down flat on
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: the table and they have to give me a lot
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: of June you are.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: She started throwing up when Katie cut her finger and
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: when we were at her gender reveal, she's bad with blood.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Don't like it at all. If I did a natural birth,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I would pass out.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Oh I could not do a natural, natural birth. No,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: that's what I should say, a vaginal birch.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: So the epidural is I mean, I.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Praise the women who could do it natural without the
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: any kind of medicine ornythinges.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Where they like take a picture and in the background
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: is like a giant pool just gonna give birth in.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Superhero exactly. I just know so many of my family
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: and friends that had epidural and their babies are perfectly safe,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: and they they got to, you know, enjoy the experience
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: a little bit more and but don't be present and
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: feel it. That's what I want.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I don't need to feel it. I don't need to
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: feel shit.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna what are your plans? Saucy?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm just gonna. I've been really chill.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Everyone keeps asking me, like, what is can what's your
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: birth plan? Have you written your birth plan yet? And
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you write it down. You literally a
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: lot of people write it down and hand it to
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: the nurses and the doctors, and I'm like, I've read now,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: like I feel like eleven books, listen to like every
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: freaking podcast there is, and I'm like, nothing ever goes
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: the way that it's planned, you plan anyway, So like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: why am I going to write this whole list of
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: things that I want that will not actually ever go
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: that way? And then I'm just gonna be disappointed in
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: the experience. So my birth plan is to have no
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: birth plan and to go in there and be like
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: making decisions on the fly.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Biggest fear though you don't even have one. You
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: guys are gonna be so annoyed with my answer. I
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: like can't think of one.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I like, don't have any fear that I don't have
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: my makeup on whenever she gets here.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I've been testing, are you y?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I'm a makeup on?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I am going to I literally these bitches are correating
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: make up, waterproof my scara. I've been testing all of it. Yes,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Oh hell no.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I am going with the most bomb moisturizer and vasiline
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: caked all over my eyes because I feel like I'm
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: gonna need to be moisturized that day because when it
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: comes out, I'm gonna feel a little depleted and I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: can't be having eyes flaky mass scara.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I will I might even pop some ball silas.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: So we have good Photos announcement. I don't want my
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: baby boy thinking his mama's up.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, oh, my baby is just gonna know I'm
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: really hot.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: It's a joke.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: I can't really hot without your man.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Just so you're for me, I'm not upset about you
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: getting ready. All right, We're going to a break. This
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: is the best podcast I've ever done.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: For real.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even need brandall anymore. We're backed bitches. Dracoris
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: car I asked Dosy's Schuldern Britain Cartwright couchy, Hey, you
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like going by couch he or is it more Taylor?
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Well, now that my son is gonna be couchy, I
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: feel like I'm getting ready to put it in my
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: bio because everybody's gonna be like, where the hell is
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: cauchy from. I know, some like true Banner Pump Rules
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: fans know that Jackson's bays name is really couchy. But
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: a lot of people, I mean, I even got wedding
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: gifts that said Taylor. You know a lot of people
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: don't know. Even close people that know me didn't know
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: his last thing was couchy. Yeah, so don't worry. His
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: first thing it's gonna be cute.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want the last name Cauchy either.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I mean I like it because you know, his dad
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: is so important to him and no matter what, he
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: wasn't gonna not have Coouchy and I would I would
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: never do. I'm very traditional when it comes to that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: So now they're definitely worst last name.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like top five best ones, but
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: like they I.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Just like my last name. And where he goes by Taylor,
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: it was just such a it was gonna be a
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: weird transition because nobody goes by Couchie. But I got
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: us a big sign in our house that says like
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Couchie Homestead. You know, I'm introducing, so we're.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: More used to it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: And I get because didn't he take Taylor because that
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: was his mom's maid name. Super cute. So Kent was
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: my dad's first name that I took is my last name.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: But my real last name is Burningham.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: It, so it's like Cartwright. It sounds like bougie southern
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: bie at ship, I.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Had a British accent and I was like, my name
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: is Lorne Burningham. It'll be like, oh from Buckingham Palace.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: But I don't from Utah, you know, so when people
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: are like and I want to change it, but again
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Dag yeah, respect here.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't be sucking that up.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: And when you get married, your glass name's gonna be
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: in it, right, So cute.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a cute. It is a really cute name.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: And Clark, right, Clark's great classic.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: It's yeah, you know, ketchy, especially now that I have
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: my son's name picked out, like it goes perfectly together,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: and I like love it more and more aage day.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: It's just you know, it's not Taylor's.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: When you told us the name, because when we text,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: we can you know. Staus and I have the names already, yeah,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: and yours was always just like baby boy has baby
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: boy doing Now they feel like real.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: People don't know that he's finally named for like a week,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: like not very long, right.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: It's brand new, brand new name. So Stas was saying
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: that she's not much of a planner, but I call
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: bullshit because I've seen your nursery.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm a planner, just not pregniced. Not my yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: because come on, yes, my nursery's done.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: It's super cute. Brittany's I put together my crib yesterday.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I can't you guys, I'm gonna be so honest with
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you right now. I when I watched Stacy's story, it
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: doesn't send me into panic because granted you're due much sooner.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Before you you have time, so much time.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I have time. It has to be built
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: because not even I don't even have a room. But
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I don't even have a structure.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: But you're gonna get all this stuff you need for
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: her no matter what.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: But walking into your baby's nursery, I went into panic.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean no, for real, Stacey, we walk
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I walk in racks, close, close close. Randall on the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: podcast was like, my girl spent she's online spending hundreds
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: of dollars. I'm like, bitch, our baby has one drawer
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: He was lying.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: In his mind that that's crazy. Yeah, I have a drawer.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you need to go Brits because you will, don't.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I'm thirteen nikes in one setting for my son.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Thirteen.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: By the way, we're taking pictures when the babes come.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Because two of the pair that you have, you got,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I got Yeah, before I knew that my babe was
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: a girl, and she's still gonna rock.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I like the I'm.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Gonna save these for the next kid, whether it's a
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: girl or a boy. Of course, I know they grow fast.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: And by the way, how annoying is that?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Oh it's like your baby girls fast. You shouldn't buy shoes.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, he has to have shoes for his outfits.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Girls?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Let me have fun.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I know, I just love preparing. I'm like, I have
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: all I've bought my snow already. I mean Stacy said
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: she didn't yet. I already bought mine.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you haven't even bought your snow.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I just mean like, I'm way too our lane.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: But you know, my least man too early. My least
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: favorite comment on Instagram to get is like the moms
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: who will write and be like, oh, first time mom issues,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Like because we're buying all this stuff. Oh this is
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: first time mom. Then you'll know better once you actually
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: are mom of one. It's like, shut up.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: The first time mom. My good.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I just want to put shoes on her so I
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: can take photos. I know that I can be walking
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: around like getting coffee exactly.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: My first time mom sting that's called you. You should
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: have stopped at one, you know, because then their kids
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: kind of got ratchet looking, you know, like shut the
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: fuck up. My friend's from back home. By the way,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: my news resolution is to stop cussing so much. I know,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I see my mom keep dropping that ford.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: So that's actually, guys, that's actually a really good point.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: And we all you don't curse that much.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: No, not that much. But if I'm on a rampage, I.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Will I when I know you're mad, I need to
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: stop too.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I need to say too, We'll rock it till the
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: wheels fall off and then January. You should start now,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I should.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I need to lean myself off.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: My mom always calls me out, even to this day.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: I'm thirty get maybe thirty two, and she still is
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: like if I said ship or something, she looked at
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: me like Brittany.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: It's awful.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: It's it's awful, Like sorry, mom. So that's why I
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: kind of censor myself because because.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Of her, you were so respectful of you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: She's living like looking at me with a disapproving She's.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Been her a lot. I just gotta shut up, mom.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, it's a jokey Where were we again?
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Pregnancy Brian out day.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I will tangent for an hour to some person that
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: maybe asked me one question who I don't even know,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what was the point of me telling?
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I know, sitting here trying to answer your questions. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: can't think of words fast enough.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I know, I just got in my head. I'm like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: have I actually spoken during this podcast? Like I feel
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: like but like I can't think.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: She's that girl.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, So you conceived in La. You conceived in Kentucky maida,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Kentucky may Baby. My baby was created in Puerto Rico, which,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: by the way, it was a boy. I still wanted
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: him to be named Rico. How cute is that cute?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Because Puerto Rico he would be like made in Puerto Rico. Yes,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I was into that idea. So I'm bringing rand over
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: to see your guys closets nurseries so that he can
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: shut up about the one drawer that I cleaned out.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I think he's mad because I cleaned out his drawer.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Of course, you know, I was like, can you get
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: rid of these things? Do you wear these? He's like,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: all my pickleball gear. Yeah, I wear that every day.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, can you find like a bin for it?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe?
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I had two outfits and I
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: forgot to bring him today for you.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Don't worry because I had a gift for both your
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: guys's babies. How fun is that? Though, Like now I
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: don't even think about getting you guys gifts. I think
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: about getting your babies.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I know it is fun.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: That's so fun.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: We don't need anything. I'll take all the baby stuff
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: And I want to do the thing you guys that
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: we do pictures when they're like first born to go.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna recreate the one from gender reveal. Yes,
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: that's our first baby picture. Ship.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I am so here for I'm gonna be the.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You will be whenever.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Your kids comes over. I'm gonna have all the craft
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: set out. You're on the table ready for them to play.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be great.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be can I tell you and this You're
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: gonna be an awesome We're all gonna be We're all
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: gonna be good obviously. But like I don't cook, I
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: don't bake, I don't do arts and crafts, you know, like,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: we're going to Chanelle today and we're gonna get you
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: your first boy bag.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Well, you can my house and I will do it
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: with her.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm doing it, and we'll go shopping with you.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: This little girl and having no boy bag Chanel bag.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: It's all a big talker. Remember I'm the pretender stassy
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: on your Instagram the other day. You're always eating baked
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: goush every I know, every day eating cake.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Guys, Before I got pregnant, I never liked sweets. I
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: never liked desserts. You couldn't even like tempt me with
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: like a piece of chocolate or sugar. Now I think
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: about cake all fucking day long. I think about sugar,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: ice cream, chocolate, cinnamon rolls.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: So that's your craving is sweets, sugar? Yeah, Simpson, When
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: when was that?
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Like, god, it's my first trimester. Really, oh my god.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Because at your baby shower you wanted a waffle waffle.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, I need this woffle cake because waffles
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: have been like, oh my god, right, yes.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: You were into that even at Lake Mead, which was yes,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: all you had just entered five months.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I cannot wait to give birth to this baby and
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: not crave sugar anymore. I'm so sick of thinking about it.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I've always loved sugar.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: But you, on your Graham said, I'm learning to bake
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: so that my mom my baby doesn't resent me for
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: not being able to do mom stuff. You're really baking?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bake all the time now.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Guys, I need to step my game up, you know.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Learn from Utah. I've had a lot of time on
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: my hands.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: We all have. It's called coronavirus.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I have learned how to bake.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Like you already know how to do all that stuff.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, not a housewife and clearly not the best,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: like you're gonna be the mom stuff.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: The thing is is you and Rayel a housewive. He's
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: got like a chef and shit, So can I tell
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: you no, you don't have to worry about that.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: When COVID hit right, we had to start cooking because
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: everything closed down. The first time that we finally were
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: able to order takeout, we sit down and he was like, gosh,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I finally feel like a normal person. Like, I'm so happy,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't it isn't it so great that we can like
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: have food from a restaurant. I was like, God, we're
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: so mench to be You're so many. You know, most
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: men would be like, finally, this bitch is cooking in
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the kitchen.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: That is funny.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: So we're coming to Brittany's for arts and crafts. You're
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: gonna bake cookies. I'm not gonna do anything but so perrier,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: so I can't even drink.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: And we'll go on lavish vacations all together.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Thing is, it's never going to be the same when
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: we give birth, because I mean, obviously we'll have those
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: moments where we travel adults. Yeah, I have a I
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: know how I'm going to be, like, I'm not gonna
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: want to leave my baby to come party with you bitches.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I don't party.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I think I should.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: I think I should bring them on any of our
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: trips everywhere.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Do you know how worried I was when I was
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: the only one pregnant that I was like, I had
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: moments where I was like, I don't get fomo that often,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: but I got it because I was like, all my
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: friends are still going to be having like barbecues, going
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: on trips, like having fun, and they're not gonna want
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: me around anymore because I'm gonna have a fucking baby.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you had to have known that once you
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: got pregnant. We were all waiting for your wedding to
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: happen so that we could start getting pregnant.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Right, But it's not that easy, I say, yeah, like
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: it takes. And I am honestly like kind of feel
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: bad for any like viewers or fans or followers who
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: are like paying attention to our story because it looks
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: like it was so easy for all of us. Like, Okay,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: it might have been easy for me, easy for you,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: it wasn't easy for Brittany. It's clearly not easy for Katie.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Like there would you say it wasn't easy for you, britt.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I mean we tried for six months on the ovulation
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: days with ovulation sticks, I mean, with tracking my apps
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: and stuff for six whole months. I mean, if I
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: didn't get pregnant that that month, I was going to
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: the doctor as soon as I got.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Back to LA because I when I went to the doctor,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I asked her, like, if this doesn't happen, when when
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: do you start thinking about other options? She said, usually
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: people try for a year and then if it doesn't
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: happen after a year, then it's like we need to
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: see what's going on. Yeah, she said, if it doesn't
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: happen within six months, come back in. Yeah, and I
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: agree with you. I want to make that very clear
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: that I have friends who have struggles four years.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Yet yeah, and I'm not for five years. That's where
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: they had a baby. I think that's why I get
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: just never know about the pregnancy packed thing because it's like, oh,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: you're having a baby, like it's a handbag, let me
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: go get one. Yeah, it's hard.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: It is not lucky that we got locked up being
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: pregnant at the same time, right, because who knows that
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: could not happened. I could have been pregnant six months
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: ago before I before this, so I could have you know,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: but it didn't work out like that. And everything happens
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: for a reason, Like it wouldn't be this baby if
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: I did get pregnant when I very first started trying, right,
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: so well, and you just got to keep trying. I agree,
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: don't get up.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: And this podcast is I like to keep it lighthearted.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I liked it to be fun and have our listeners
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is so funny on a Monday
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: while I'm going to work, like you enjoy that. Yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: But You're absolutely right. Like we did sit down and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: talk about how fun it would be to have kids together.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: That's how I grew up. I grew up with my
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: mom's friends having babies and we were all friends. But
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: you know, I went into the doctor and was very
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: nervous when taking my IUD out because, like I told Randall,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you know, this may not happen very quickly, and I
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you know, I would like to start trying now because
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I don't believe it's not easy
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: to get pregnant. Yeah, I don't think it is.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, like you said, for some people's happens first time,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: or maybe even you still using the pull up method
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: or still even using a condom, and then other people
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: try for five six years. I mean, you just never know.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: And it's so interesting to me because all of the
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: people that I know who have gone a couple of
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: years and they're still trying to figure it out, like
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: why they can't get pregnant. I'm like, like, that person
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: deserves it the most.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I like, I sometimes I feel
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: guilty that it's still so easy, and I'm watching like
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: these stories and hearing these stories from women who it's
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: like they're trying and trying and trying, and it's like, fuck,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: it's like did I just did? I I'm so thankful
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: that I have this, but it's like I don't deserve it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: It's like it was too easy for me.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Right, But everything is meant to be. I swear your
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: baby's meant to be here.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I love you for trying to put a positive span
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: and everybody listening who is struggling. I mean, like I said,
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: it took me six months, and you know, just keep
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: tracking your periods, keep marking down all the times you
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: have sex, take all vulation sticks. I mean, there's a
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: lot of if you can do to try to put
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: help and IVF and you know, all that stuff is great. Now.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: My my niece Presley is here because of IVF, and
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: you know they could not get pregnant naturally, so there
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: are there are ways.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: So see what that's the other thing is with me
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: is those things are not cheap.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: No, My family had a whole like fundraiser thing to
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: try to help, because that's how.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Badly your your brother and his wife wanted a baby.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: And she's the cutest little girl I've ever seen in my.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Life right Like you look at her and you're like,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: this is the biggest blessing, and exactly, I agree. And
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I know I don't seem like I'm a church going
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: person because I'm not. But I do pray, and seriously,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: every single night I do my like regular prayer. But
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: then I have to see a separate one because I'm like,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. I'm not gonna cry. It's strange when
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know why.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: It's hormone. It's fine, it's hormones.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Girl, I was about to grow on their way here.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: When I lost my dad like that obviously shook my world. Yes,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: and now I have this amazing blessing. But when you
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: have something like this happen, it just reminds me like
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: life is moving, you know, and the fact that I'm
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: going to have a baby that I know, and it
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: sounds so corny, I think my dad had a huge
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: to do with that. You know, I've been sober for
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: two years. I have wanted to be a mom for
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: a really long time. Yeah, And I just feel extremely
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: blessed to also share it with you guys. I love
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: you so thanks for being on the podcast.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: We're so you know, you should talk to jack because
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: he feels the same way, Like his dad had a
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: lot to do with him having a boy, and you know,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: just being a he wants to be like his dad
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: was with him, right. You know, it does change your
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: perspective on being a parent. I think when you've lost
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: somebody so close to you.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I've actually I haven't had an end depth conversation with
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Jack's about this, but at your reveal we talked about it.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: And there are certain things that Jackson and I just
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: like little moments that we share where we're like, this
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: is dad's work. Yeah, so sweet, that is special. Gosh,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know. It was sweet.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: It was really sweet, and we're all so lucky. We
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: are so lucky that it happened like this.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean we get to go through this together.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: We get to ask all kinds of questions, Saucy. You know,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: me and La La are basically like she's like a
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: you know, eight days apart, but we're still right on
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: the same track of pregnancy. So we really are going
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: through like all these milestones together and we're very, very
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: lucky that we get to do that, especially with like
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I don't have any family here, so like being able
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: to have you guys and be able to talk to
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: you all, and the fact that my baby's already gonna
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: have best friends to grow up with without any of
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: my family or anything being here is like truly amazing.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I know it really is. It's amazing. Thank you, guys, emotions, such.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Emotions.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. You're both gonna be
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: awesome mine you too. Thank you guys for listening to
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: give them La La with Stossy and Brittany podcast. We
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: will catch you next week.